1 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:18,977 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 2 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:25,691 - So, Copper River next week then? - [MAN] Sounds good. 3 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,276 - Is that a promise? - You bet. 4 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:30,070 [CHUCKLING] All right, fingers crossed. Tell Theresa I said hi. 5 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:31,448 [MAN] Thanks. Will do, Love. 6 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,285 [JOE] I'm an optimist. 7 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,954 And that, Love, is why I'm gonna say, 8 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:41,791 "I can't wait to tell our story to our kids". 9 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,688 I know, it's hardly begun, 10 00:00:44,689 --> 00:00:46,482 but it's how I've always been. 11 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,716 Even as a kid, one glance from a girl 12 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,595 and I was trying out my last name with hers. 13 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,055 I don't think that's wrong. 14 00:00:56,056 --> 00:01:00,476 I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely. 15 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:04,104 But let's not conflate optimism with certitude. 16 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:06,398 I've learned some hard lessons, 17 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:07,650 fools do rush in. 18 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:13,156 And I've been the fool more than once. 19 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:18,134 If I'm honest, I saw red flags 20 00:01:18,135 --> 00:01:19,345 and explained them away. 21 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,332 I wanted love so badly, 22 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,334 which is why I have to see with clear eyes now. 23 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,169 You know what? I'm gonna wait for the kings. 24 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,338 - [MAN] Okay. - Which is, like, soon? 25 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:32,675 [JOE] Find those flags before we've gone too far. 26 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,760 What's her name? 27 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:35,886 - Cindy. - Cindy? 28 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,348 [JOE] And this isn't to say I'm not optimistic, so... 29 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,809 our story, I suppose it begins a week ago. 30 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,478 ["POISON" BY GEMS PLAYING] 31 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,606 ♪ All this time I was trying to find ♪ 32 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,902 ♪ Some drug to fill this hole ♪ 33 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:55,823 ♪ It was my mistake to trust in fate ♪ 34 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:59,118 ♪ To show me the way to go ♪ 35 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,202 [JOE] I got here, 36 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,579 and within minutes, I knew... 37 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:05,082 I'm in a strange land. 38 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,625 Duck-lipped, 39 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:10,004 stoned, suspiciously happy lemmings everywhere you look. 40 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,466 This guy, LA in a nutshell: 41 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,469 the Unabomber with a three-picture deal. 42 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,556 Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear 43 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,474 aren't actually trying. 44 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,767 Can I get a selfie with you? 45 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,102 Yeah, sure. 46 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,146 [JOE] Poor guy. 47 00:02:26,761 --> 00:02:29,064 - [SHUTTER CLICKS] - Must really hate all the attention. 48 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:31,108 - All right, have a good one. - [WOMAN] Hendy, can I get one? 49 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,776 [JOE] And then there was me, 50 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:36,739 the one in four million not wanting to be discovered. 51 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:44,998 [LOVE LAUGHING] 52 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:46,707 All right. 53 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,501 [JOE] Step one in my effort... 54 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,711 tacos 55 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,171 with a man with a means 56 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,340 to bring a new, unlocatable me into existence, 57 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:59,094 at least according to his carefully worded ad on Craigslist. 58 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:04,183 Ever think how basically everything now is GMO frankenfood? 59 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,101 Like... like, what exactly 60 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:09,021 is all of this hacked corn doing to our epigenetics, right? 61 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,920 [JOE] Apparently, California's got its own brand 62 00:03:10,921 --> 00:03:12,691 of conspiracy theorists. 63 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,485 Yes, take caution, lest you have a less-clean liver. 64 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:18,698 ... you can give pigs fresh air so they don't even need antibiotics. 65 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,366 Just a thought. 66 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,452 - Cages are never the answer. - Totally, never. 67 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,454 So, [CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES] what I need... 68 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,663 I got you. 69 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,290 Get out, no trace. 70 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:31,868 If I want to leave today, say... say, to Mexico... 71 00:03:31,869 --> 00:03:33,152 Great choice. 72 00:03:33,153 --> 00:03:35,482 Food's cleaner, cheap, you'll love living there. 73 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:36,882 But I can't stay forever. 74 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,300 I have unfinished business here. 75 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,469 But would not recommend a return trip. 76 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,263 [JOE] Getting out to escape Candace was imperative, 77 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:45,724 but so too was the option to return 78 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,643 and actually deal with her when I was ready. 79 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,436 What I need is something more comprehensive. 80 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,813 [CHUCKLING] Okay. 81 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:51,856 Here's the deal. 82 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:57,278 Truly airtight, livable ID takes... years. 83 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,239 The Will you see before you, 84 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,618 I micro-tweezed like a bonsai for a decade. 85 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,285 I'm employable. 86 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:08,205 Background check me, good luck not dozing off. 87 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,998 Actual face online? 88 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:12,000 No, can't find it. 89 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:14,838 But google me and I feel real. 90 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:19,299 And that, my friend, is a labor of love 91 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,261 far too intensive to even put a price on. 92 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,595 Okay, I get it. 93 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,473 I appreciate you can even help me at all. 94 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:29,393 Uh, so do you have it with you or... ? 95 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,394 Follow me. 96 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:35,274 [JOE] I realized that with my Candace issues, 97 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,693 buying what this guy had to offer wasn't enough, 98 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,696 and I didn't have ten years to methodically sculpt a new identity. 99 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,574 You got the benefit of being a white dude. 100 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:46,244 No one ever suspects shit when it's a white dude. 101 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:48,662 [THUD] 102 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,876 [JOE] I realized I needed to be him. 103 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,462 [OPENING MUSIC PLAYING] 104 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:06,639 [JOE] Will seems okay for a guy who's been in a box for a week. 105 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,433 Without Mr. Mooney's help 106 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,019 it took two full days to put this thing together. 107 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,730 Stressful doing it with Will watching me, tied up. 108 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,190 [WILL] You should be so proud of yourself. 109 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,858 Three quarter-inch plexi's a beast. 110 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,611 Yet those edges are a thing of beauty. 111 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:21,904 ... attention to detail... 112 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,072 I gotta think Mooney would be impressed. 113 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:26,201 I'm guessing it represents more to you too. 114 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:29,494 Safe space, perhaps? 115 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:32,080 One you felt you needed as a child for protection... 116 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:34,751 I know everyone in this town likes to talk about their feelings, 117 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,212 so if you want a therapy session... 118 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,130 tell me about Jasper. 119 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:41,883 Look at you now. 120 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,302 Able to put yourself on the outside, 121 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,720 that must be so empowering... 122 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,731 Who... is Jasper? 123 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:50,807 Come on. 124 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:53,393 He said you have something of his. 125 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,646 He's looking for me. 126 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,940 - Cannot keep me in here, Joe. - I told you, this is temporary. 127 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,233 Then what is the plan? 128 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,818 I'm... Look, I didn't... I'm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 129 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,528 I didn't... I didn't think. 130 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:04,738 I acted. 131 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:05,989 It was an emergency. 132 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,200 - [CHUCKLES] You can let me out. - That's great, I would love to. 133 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,578 Let's just figure out a way to do that safely for us both. 134 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:14,331 As soon as Jasper goes away. 135 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,833 See, you're not hearing me. 136 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,669 This cage isn't great. 137 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,212 [WILL CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 138 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,755 I need light. 139 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,091 I need my meds. 140 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:25,921 This isn't gonna be good for you. 141 00:06:25,922 --> 00:06:28,019 If you want me to consider your needs... 142 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,399 just tell me what this guy wants. 143 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,101 Jasper Krenn. 144 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,020 Met him on what a layperson might term "the dark web", all right? 145 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:39,273 Not even a client. I looked into the guy... 146 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,024 didn't like, turned down the gig. 147 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,734 So you've never even met? 148 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,569 [WILL LAUGHS] No. 149 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,029 He doesn't know what I look like, 150 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:48,740 so he won't know that you're just some random asshole 151 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,909 who hit me in the head with a brick and stole my life, 152 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,411 if that's what you're asking. 153 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,871 Okay, okay. 154 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,833 Okay, hold... hold on, hold on. You... 155 00:06:58,543 --> 00:06:59,752 You charge a fee... 156 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,379 in advance of meeting. 157 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,342 You didn't give him his money back. 158 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,387 That is probably correct. 159 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,805 You have to pay him back. 160 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,015 [WILL CHUCKLES] 161 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,183 I'd love to help, but I spent it. 162 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:18,229 And my earning potential is somewhat curtailed by being in a cage. 163 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:20,106 How much do you owe? 164 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,446 [JOE] Three thousand dollars. 165 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,655 It's no problem. 166 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,324 It's just 2,700 more than I had 167 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,910 due to the lack of planning that preceded my departure. 168 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,538 Teach a man to fish... 169 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,541 you feed him for a lifetime. 170 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,586 Teach him how to make a counterfeit book, 171 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,922 and maybe, just maybe... 172 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,133 he can cobble together a little something worth... 173 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,135 Three grand. 174 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,554 Best I can do. 175 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,598 [JOE SIGHS] 176 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,600 Three grand it is. 177 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,751 [JOE] I'll admit, bar was low. 178 00:07:57,752 --> 00:07:59,652 Mooney would have thrown the thing back at me, 179 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:01,338 had me do it 50 more times. 180 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:05,985 Fortunately, an LA bookseller is practically an oxymoron. 181 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:13,742 At least now I'd be able to send this Jasper fella on his way, 182 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,410 get back to our story: 183 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:16,787 you... 184 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,830 the person who may 185 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:22,042 just make paying a $3,000 toll 186 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,877 to stay in this urban Gomorrah 187 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:24,878 worth it. 188 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,131 If only you weren't such an early riser. 189 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:30,050 It's becoming clear, 190 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,676 the more I see of you, 191 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:35,098 the harder it is to see you clearly. 192 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,516 If I don't want to get hurt, 193 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,477 I have to keep a distance till I've done my due diligence. 194 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:41,478 [LOVE] Hey! 195 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:43,814 [LOVE GIGGLES] 196 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:45,774 You keep wandering off. Here. 197 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,902 [JOE] Though that's hard when you keep inviting me to things. 198 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,612 I just didn't want to get in your way. 199 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,115 Oh, that's impossible. 200 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:54,825 Wow! 201 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,785 Look at that opah. 202 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,829 - Is that Ecuadorian or local? Thank you. - [SELLER] Local. 203 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:02,124 [STUTTERING] I know you're making all of this up to impress me. 204 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,199 You don't have to try so hard. 205 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,461 If you told me that fish was an alien, I would believe you. 206 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,838 [LOVE LAUGHS] 207 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,965 No, that's why it's good you took me up on this. 208 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,258 For a guy who works at Anavrin, 209 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,654 you sorely lack an understanding 210 00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:14,678 of the pescatarian lifestyle. [GIGGLES] 211 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,639 I'm a pescatarian ignoramus. 212 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,145 Are you okay? You look a little... 213 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,729 Mmm. 214 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,321 - [LOVE GIGGLES] - [JOE] No. 215 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:35,949 Too soon, too much, too good. 216 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,494 Yeah, I just wanted to stop thinking about it and just do it. 217 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,287 Interested? 218 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:25,373 Hate the idea? 219 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:26,834 I'm sorry, what did you say? 220 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,294 Lunch today. 221 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,296 My friends. 222 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,299 I think we should just rip the Band-Aid off. 223 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,551 They're very LA, but they're also great, 224 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,638 and... they're important to me. 225 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,764 So... 226 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,974 [JOE] And now you want me to meet your friends? 227 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:46,503 I really, really need a clinical distance. No. 228 00:10:46,504 --> 00:10:47,521 I'd love to. 229 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,522 [JOE] Shit. 230 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,864 [FORTY ECHOING] Earth to Spock. 231 00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:58,950 Come in, Spock. 232 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,035 [CHUCKLES] Where'd you go, old sport? 233 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,372 You had that look like when Keanu sees the black cat. 234 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,249 "Oh. Glitch in the Matrix". 235 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,043 [JOE] We kissed and I saw the ghost of Guinevere Beck, 236 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,836 my Matrix is glitching. 237 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,255 [CHUCKLES] Yeah. 238 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,464 Yeah, uh, no. 239 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,590 I'm... I'm fine, thanks. 240 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:16,758 You know what? 241 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,927 Let's see here. 242 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,847 How about we move the women's lit display? 243 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,599 Like, why are we separating them? 244 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,018 That's sexist. Right? 245 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:31,023 And besides, I woke up with a completely brilliant idea. 246 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,901 - What's the idea? - Movies. 247 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,654 - On loop in... in the bookstore. - [JOE] Oh, no. 248 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,323 Movies that are... wait for it... 249 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,157 also books. 250 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,285 [JOE] Kill it with fire. 251 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,369 It's a great idea. 252 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,038 - Dope movies like Pulp Fiction. - [JOE] Not based on a book. 253 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,957 - Whichever of the Star Wars... - [JOE] Again... 254 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,167 Fifty Shades, obviously. 255 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,503 [JOE] One for three, marginally. 256 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,225 We are gonna sell so many books, 257 00:11:55,226 --> 00:11:57,007 it is going to blow your fucking mind. 258 00:11:57,008 --> 00:12:00,135 - Can't wait. - So just come clean this up, 259 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,428 set up the screen, 260 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:04,098 and when it all looks so cute you wanna fuck it, 261 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,724 holla at your boy. 262 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,267 Namaste. 263 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,481 [CALVIN] I'm sorry, 264 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,025 did you think this was a real bookstore? 265 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,319 Bless your heart. 266 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,029 It's cute. 267 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,956 Hey, Bettelheim? 268 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,541 [ELLIE] Jasper. 269 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,879 He said that you had something that you wanted to give back. 270 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,380 [JOE] This is Jasper? 271 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,758 He looks like a manager at a comic book store. 272 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,426 Sorry, who you looking for? 273 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,221 Well, you, Mr., uh, Will B. [CHUCKLES] 274 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,598 Girl at your apartment said you worked here. 275 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,558 Did she mention that I left word for you? 276 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,102 I'm... I'm sorry. [CHUCKLES] I'm Jasper. 277 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,716 Oh, right. Man, I have been having trouble reaching you. 278 00:12:53,717 --> 00:12:56,274 I'm sorry, my phone's been weird, you know? 279 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,734 But here, your money. 280 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,735 Here. 281 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:01,821 [SCOFFS] 282 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,325 - It should all be there. - All 50 grand? 283 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,701 [JOE] I'm sorry, 50?! 284 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,662 That's some of it, I got to liquidate the rest. 285 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,914 Oh. Oh, it's okay. [LAUGHS] 286 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,125 But I'll need it today. Is that still all right? 287 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:14,959 That's great. 288 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:16,795 Perfect. 289 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,254 [JASPER CHUCKLES] 290 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,673 Hey, one other thing, uh... 291 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:20,715 - Sure. - Check this out. 292 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,076 - Wanna show you something. - What? 293 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,177 What are you doing? 294 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,430 - [JOE GRUNTING] - [SHUSHES] 295 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,599 It's okay, it's okay. Squeeze hard. 296 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,226 Right at the knuckle, a little higher. 297 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,353 Good. Good, good, good, good good. 298 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,813 Now... 299 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,189 I'm gonna need you to... 300 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,817 just gotta hold that for me. 301 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,985 Great, and, uh... 302 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,445 drop her in there. 303 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,489 There you go. 304 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,200 Now, over at St. Henry's they have a fantastic microsurgeon, 305 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,284 Dr. Daniel. 306 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,328 As long as you're there in the next 10, 12 hours, 307 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,996 good chance it'll reattach. 308 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,499 Provided you have this. So... 309 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,584 give me a call when you have the rest of the money. 310 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,462 Probably sooner better than later, I'd think. 311 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,536 Good to finally meet you, Will. 312 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,137 [JOE EXCLAIMS IN PAIN] 313 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,555 [JOE] This is bad. 314 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,849 Easily leave-town bad. 315 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,520 But this is your town, Love, and I can't leave you. 316 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,939 [STORAGE DOOR RATTLES] 317 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,068 It's 50 thousand, Will! It's not three! 318 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,821 Can we please talk about the $47,000 discrepancy? 319 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,699 Can we talk about my hand? 320 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,367 [JOE] Oh, no. 321 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,952 [SOBBING] I told you everything. 322 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,371 I told you everything, and now it's too late. 323 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,791 [JOE] I admit, I thought his whole "needing meds" thing 324 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,919 - was a ploy. - Fuck Jasper. 325 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,673 He's just some asshole Russian mafia-adjacent wanker. 326 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,716 Were you even followed? 327 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,635 How would you even know, you amateur! 328 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,012 They've found me and it's over 329 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,931 and you exposed us and now they're... 330 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,099 [WILL SOBS] 331 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,104 Oh... okay. 332 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:01,150 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 333 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,361 Oh... Will? 334 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,488 [WILL PANTING] 335 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,489 Hey, buddy. 336 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,576 Do you have any money anywhere? Think, Will, think. 337 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:14,537 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Will, listen to me, no one knows you're here. 338 00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:18,125 No one can take care of you if the guy you stole from murders me. 339 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,794 Am I making sense? 340 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:25,965 Rufus... 341 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,802 he owes me 50 large. 342 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,386 He's good, he just... 343 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,806 Text him the code word. 344 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,765 This is important. 345 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,391 When I was eight, I broke my arm, 346 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,019 and they put a pin in it and it's been transmitting, 347 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,063 so don't you go to the hospital. 348 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,900 They will chip you like a dog, you understand me? 349 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,820 Thank you so much for caring, Will. 350 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,656 I can and I will neutralize that chip for you. 351 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,657 Okay. 352 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,369 What was that code word? 353 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:59,666 [JOE] Apparently, Rufus is someone who conveniently owes Will 354 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,209 50 large. 355 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,044 [PHONE CHIMES] 356 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,129 While this feels too easy, 357 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,967 right about now the universe owes me a little easy. 358 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,680 Spoke too soon. 359 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,975 That's not gonna work. I have a lunch with you. 360 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,940 12-2. 361 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,068 [JOE] And I hate Rufus. 362 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,236 Damn it. 363 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,823 I have to cancel our lunch, Love. 364 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,372 For the record, I'm opening sobbing. 365 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,333 [BUZZING] 366 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,504 - Hey. - Just calling to hear if you were crying. 367 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,531 - You sound fine. - Crying on the inside. 368 00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:49,549 I'm sorry. 369 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,635 [JOE] You're direct. You do what you feel. You just pick up the phone. 370 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,178 I'm just sorry I'm not gonna see you. 371 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,889 [JOE] This is how you handle rejection. 372 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,766 You want me to not feel bad about blowing you off. 373 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,435 What can I say? Forty's a dick. 374 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:01,936 He sent me on a run to Alhambra 375 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,940 to get a sample of the competition's compostable picnicware. 376 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,567 Forty said that? 377 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,480 Well, my coven's gonna be, uh... 378 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,032 sad they don't get to meet you today. 379 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,075 Yikes. Please don't let them hex me. 380 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,244 I'm sorry, I wanted to be there. 381 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,579 Yeah, I know, me too. 382 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,664 Talk later, 'kay? 383 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,257 [JOE] Wanted to be there so much 384 00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:26,277 I decided I had to at least drop by, you know? 385 00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:30,549 I don't have the time to join you, but I can spare a few minutes. 386 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:35,762 Especially when I've learned how friends say so much about a person. 387 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,180 Will can't make it. 388 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,057 - He's sorry he can't be here. - No. 389 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,351 [JOE] Like how influenced you are by their opinion, 390 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,479 - how much they secretly run your life. - [MALE FRIEND] I'm bummed. 391 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,731 I was so ready to meet your new man-friend. 392 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,942 And by "meet", Gabe means "judge and deem unworthy". 393 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,778 [GABE] I'm sorry, who are you talking about? 394 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,947 [JOE] Lucy Sprecher. 395 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,991 She met Love at a rally for LGBTQ rights. 396 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,243 Back then, Lucy was an unpaid intern. 397 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,151 Now she's a social savvy power agent 398 00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:02,622 whose clients include all the Jennifers, 399 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,334 the Kates, and the EU's top-selling Instagram poet. 400 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,753 - [FEMALE FRIEND] Okay, okay, okay! - [GABE] She is coming for me! 401 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,588 [LOVE'S FRIENDS LAUGHING] 402 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,757 Just ignore Lucy, she hates everyone. 403 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,593 Please ignore Sunrise. She overcompensates for my bitch face. 404 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,428 Yeah, I do, babe. You're welcome. 405 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,056 - [LUCY] I love it. - [GABE] Okay. Okay, have you... 406 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,057 [JOE] Here we go. 407 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:25,603 Sunrise Darshan Cummings, Lucy's partner. 408 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,481 Ironically never met of sunset she didn't like. 409 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,816 Stay-at-home mommy blogger, 410 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:33,778 and Earth guide to their adorable toddler, Candle. 411 00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:36,155 Sunrise cannot be this happy 412 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,408 unless blending functional mushrooms in your almond latte 413 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,034 is the grail we have all been seeking. 414 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:43,747 They source it from this incredible biodynamic flaxseed guy. 415 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,083 [JOE] Whatever that meant. 416 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,668 Gabe Miranda. 417 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,044 Small business owner, 418 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:53,131 which in his case means a pansexual acupuncturist. 419 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,426 "Student", air quotes, of psychedelics. 420 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,971 Mostly dates men, but does something I'm not gonna try to pronounce, 421 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,556 that's essentially... 422 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:04,058 fingering women to orgasm on a pile of yoga pillows 423 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,769 packaged as a spiritual practice. 424 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,855 And you and Gabe 425 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,605 go back the farthest. 426 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,940 Besties. 427 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,943 So, this Is the Love squad. 428 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,903 Teeth-achingly, hippy-dippy, 429 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,739 unaware of the glaring privilege, 430 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,783 driving their so-called conscious choices. 431 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,660 Do they secretly want to sleep with you? 432 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,911 Own you? 433 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,288 Steal you away? 434 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,456 To Paris? 435 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,416 - [GABE] Oh, my God. - [LOVE] Will and I kissed. 436 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,709 - You kissed? - [LOVE] Yeah. 437 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:30,710 I love that. 438 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,378 I wish Will did, 439 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,173 'cause I'm pretty sure I scared him and now he's avoiding me. 440 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,467 [JOE] And this is it, this is when I get annihilated. 441 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,969 Well, then maybe he's an idiot who should go fuck himself. 442 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,138 [SUNRISE] Okay, or maybe he's shy. 443 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,123 Love can be a little forthright. 444 00:19:44,124 --> 00:19:45,141 Compliment. 445 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,478 So maybe the idea of meeting three more of us is genuinely scary. 446 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,521 You're soft. 447 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,815 - Am I too forthright? - No. 448 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,026 - Real men love that shit. - Right. 449 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,362 Let's focus on what is actually important here. 450 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,198 Which is... ? 451 00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:03,958 That your heart maybe wants back in the game. 452 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,956 Maybe it's time. 453 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,002 I just, um... like him. 454 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,586 Aww! 455 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,840 I know I don't talk about... 456 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,759 James much. 457 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,970 I just really thought, you know... 458 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,013 I met my soulmate, 459 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,266 and that's done, and... 460 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,977 so the rest of my life will be, like, you know... 461 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,688 Oh, honey, I know. 462 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,649 No, no, I'm... 463 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,650 It's fine. 464 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,944 But no one excites me, 465 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,238 you know, no one makes me miss them... 466 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,323 like James. 467 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:44,827 But now I'll just be doing something... 468 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,037 - random and I'll miss Will. - [LUCY] Aw! 469 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,998 - I don't even know him. - [SUNRISE CHUCKLING] 470 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,253 - Am I being crazy? - [GABE] Oh, no. 471 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,255 No, I think that maybe... 472 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,715 maybe you're falling for him a tiny bit. 473 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,843 - That's so terrifying. - [FRIENDS LAUGHING] 474 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,804 Aw. That's why we're here for you, beautiful. 475 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,140 [GABE] Waitress, bring us all the desserts! 476 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,100 - I want 'em all! - [CHUCKLING] No! 477 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,101 Sorry. 478 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,687 [JOE] I take it all back. 479 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,814 I love your friends. 480 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,440 And I see you, Love, 481 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:19,319 I hear you, and... [STUTTERING] I get it now. 482 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,205 [JOE EXCLAIMS] 483 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,003 [JOE] Am I losing my mind? 484 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,383 [REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING] 485 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,555 [JOE] Hell, I've arrived. 486 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,224 It's called the San Fernando Valley. 487 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,560 At the borders of which anyone with an architect's degree 488 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,937 is apparently denied entry. 489 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,190 A party... 490 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,316 at noon... 491 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,151 on a Tuesday. 492 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,154 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 493 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,705 [JOE] Well, I'm glad these people found each other. 494 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,708 Look forward to never seeing them again. 495 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:25,426 [JOE] It'd be great if I had the faintest fucking clue 496 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,804 what this Rufus guy looks like. 497 00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:29,931 Hey. 498 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,391 I'm sorry to bother you. 499 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,145 Would you happen to know if there's a Rufus here? 500 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,897 Are you John Mayer? 501 00:22:38,507 --> 00:22:39,523 No. 502 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,942 No, I'm Will. I'm looking... 503 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,318 There you are, bitch. 504 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,528 He's not John Mayer. 505 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,990 You're a manwhore, John Mayer. 506 00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,412 [PARTY MUSIC, INDISTINCT CHATTER] 507 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,873 [JOE] I'm guessing they won't be any help. 508 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,667 Oh, my God, look over there. 509 00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,587 Oh, my God. It's totally him. 510 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,714 [JOE] Hold on. 511 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,884 - That's airport guy. - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 512 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:08,102 What's he doing here? 513 00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:09,866 What is it about this guy that makes people 514 00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:11,389 act like they're in a customs line 515 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,598 with an ass full of heroin? 516 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,267 No, it's Hendy. 517 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,270 You gotta get a picture of him with me in it. 518 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,396 [JOE] Hendy? 519 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,897 Hendy. 520 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:20,941 Okay, Hendy. 521 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,234 Comedian. 522 00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:27,406 AKA Henderson. FKA Josh Bunter. 523 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,368 Kicked cancer. Interesting. 524 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:34,579 Is ostentatiously zen about it. Predictable. 525 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,833 Wait a second, this is Vacuum Guy? 526 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,043 Ethan loved this gag. 527 00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:42,753 Oh! 528 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,672 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 529 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,757 Brexit! 530 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,134 Right? 531 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,218 [JOE] Apparently, 532 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:52,546 Hendy's got a hard-life-lessons man-of-the-people thing 533 00:23:52,547 --> 00:23:53,631 working for him. 534 00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:00,563 Apartment three? 535 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,356 [JOE] Oh, great. 536 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:05,067 [CHUCKLING] Is this party gonna get any more weird? 537 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,611 - What happened to your hand? - Uh... Oh, it's... 538 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,740 Oh, you're really not from here. I asked, but I actually don't care. 539 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:13,409 I've been up for two days chasing that whole Jared Padalecki thing, 540 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,078 but he's been laying low, so I kind of detoured here 541 00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:18,539 to find this hairstylist, Kido. 542 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,874 Word has it he can confirm... 543 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,536 [JOE] Really couldn't care less about Kido 544 00:24:21,537 --> 00:24:23,419 or why Delilah's here at all. 545 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:26,714 If anything, I've only got more reason to get the hell out of here. 546 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,050 ... Rufus who knows the owner of this house who's a producer 547 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,678 - and he knows Kido... - Wait, I'm sorry, did you say Rufus? 548 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,804 Yeah, my girl Tanika knows him. 549 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:36,015 The friend I'm looking for has a buddy, Rufus. 550 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,560 Could you... could you maybe point him out for me? 551 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,645 You're kidding me. 552 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,023 [HENDY] Delilah. 553 00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,234 Hey, long time. 554 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:48,235 You look great. 555 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,946 I look like a walking red-eye from Pittsburgh, but you look great. 556 00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,491 - What are you doing here? - Just working on a piece. 557 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,659 'Course you are. Always the smartest girl in the room. 558 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,079 Yep. It's exhausting. 559 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,538 Yeah. 560 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,665 What, d'you go for the president's curly fries? 561 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,167 Sorry, this is Will. 562 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,711 Hi. No, it was an accident at work. 563 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:08,714 It might need surgery, but it's, uh, you know, it's okay. 564 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,549 Well, if you do, Dr. Daniel 565 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,259 at St. Henry's Medical Center. 566 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:15,429 Uh, if you go, tell him we're friends and he'll hook you up. 567 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:18,015 Thank you. Thanks. Really, I appreciate that. 568 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,558 - Yeah. - [WOMAN] Hendy! 569 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:22,687 Uh... excuse me, guys. Great to see you, gorgeous. 570 00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:29,021 Well! 571 00:25:29,022 --> 00:25:30,530 He seems pretty great. 572 00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:32,825 Drool a little more, it's a good look on you. 573 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,491 Did he come up in one of your pieces? 574 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,953 Meaning is there shit on him? Scoop? 575 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,914 - Inquiring minds want to know? - Never mind. If you don't want... 576 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,707 Let me just give you the Idiot's Guide, okay? 577 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,376 Being famous... 578 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,795 don't make you magic. 579 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,256 Cover shit in gold, it's just super shiny shit. 580 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,174 [CHUCKLING] I had a feeling you might know that, 581 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:54,719 but I was wrong, and now I pity you. 582 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,555 - Excuse me. - Hold on. You gonna point out Rufus? 583 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,836 You're a big boy. Figure it out. 584 00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:00,766 - Hey. - Yeah? 585 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:02,685 - Rufus would like his Negroni. - All right. 586 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,728 Thank you. 587 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:13,988 Hi. 588 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,281 Excuse me. 589 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,282 Rufus? 590 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:17,533 Oh, you found me. 591 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,534 Yes. 592 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,453 Hey, lose the clothes if it's all right. 593 00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,288 Hope you like Air Supply. 594 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,875 I'm kind of kind of on a ballad jag right now. [CHUCKLES] 595 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:28,795 - [RUFUS CLEARS THROAT] - [GUITAR STRUMMING] 596 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,716 You look different than your picture on the app. 597 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:34,884 It's Todd, right? 598 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:38,004 [CHUCKLES] Actually, I'm here for "Battlestar". 599 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,514 - You're not Will. - No. 600 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:42,558 He told me to use the code word. 601 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:43,767 I'm helping him out. 602 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:44,827 [RUFUS LAUGHS] 603 00:26:44,828 --> 00:26:46,979 Here I'm about to blow you. 604 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,689 [JOE CHUCKLES] 605 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,025 I got your shit in my bag. 606 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,405 There you go. 607 00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,992 It's okay if I count it? 608 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:01,077 You shittin' me? 609 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,044 These are pills. 610 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,337 Same ones, man. 611 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,172 But faster acting. 612 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,798 I got a new source in Quebec. 613 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:16,842 What about the 50 grand? 614 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:17,843 The 50 grand? 615 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,516 Would you settle for that blowjob? 616 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:34,151 [JOE] It turns out Rufus has been supplying OG Will 617 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,237 with off-brand Canadian meds 618 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:39,114 for a rather severe bipolar disorder. 619 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,283 Explains so much. 620 00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:42,368 [GATE SLIDES OPEN] 621 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:45,829 [JOE] Evidently, Will kept just enough of a grip 622 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,581 to turn me into his TaskRabbit. 623 00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,416 But hey, he needs them. 624 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:52,045 [WILL] Nope, I won't take 'em. Flush 'em! 625 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:56,216 Keep your poison. 626 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,300 What do you mean? 627 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,053 I went to the Valley for you. 628 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:04,874 [JOE] Farewell to that small part of Will aspiring to sanity, I guess. 629 00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:05,933 You'll feel better. 630 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:08,978 Yeah, then you take 'em, fucker, 'cause I don't believe you. 631 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,980 You should believe me! 632 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,899 Believe me when I tell you... 633 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,401 I could hand you to Jasper. 634 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,320 I wouldn't have your problems anymore. 635 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,621 [JOE] Learned something today. 636 00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:29,915 Screaming at crazy 637 00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,459 can reopen a wound. 638 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,088 Love, this is trial by fire for you. 639 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,427 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 640 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,239 [LOVE] Hey, I really think we need to talk. 641 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:50,811 [JOE] Oh. 642 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,272 Hey. 643 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:54,273 Hey. 644 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,942 Oh, my God! What happened? 645 00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,193 Oh, it's... it's nothing. 646 00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,987 - Oh, no, what did you do? - No, it's fine. 647 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:02,490 It's a cut, it's nothing. What do you want to talk to me about? 648 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,288 You lied to me. 649 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,457 - What? - Lunch. 650 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:12,958 Forty? 651 00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:17,088 He's a bad alibi. He's been telling me everything since we were born. 652 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,756 [JOE] Shit. 653 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,800 - Is Forty your brother? - My twin brother. 654 00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:24,803 And you called him a dick, which he can be, 655 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:26,972 but you were also lying. 656 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,474 You own Anavrin. 657 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,639 [JOE] That's what I get for not trying 658 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,603 to find out everything about you first. 659 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,980 My parents own Anavrin. 660 00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,815 I just work there. 661 00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:39,860 I was trying not to instantly complicate things 662 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,278 by waiting to tell you. 663 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,865 But you... you complicated things by lying. 664 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,116 Why would you lie? 665 00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:49,453 [JOE] So I could walk through fire for you. 666 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,998 So I could slay dragons to stay near you. 667 00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:55,918 - I just... I don't know you. - Yet. 668 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:58,170 - You don't know me. - Yeah, well, apparently. 669 00:29:58,171 --> 00:29:59,589 Because I thought that we were... 670 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,967 I mean, we kissed, Will. 671 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,886 This is... This is not a good time. 672 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,305 This is not good timing. 673 00:30:09,557 --> 00:30:10,933 This is about your ex, isn't it? 674 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:11,934 - [JOE] Yes. - No. 675 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:15,938 She really hurt you. 676 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:17,564 [JOE] I can smell your shampoo, 677 00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:20,567 and nothing you're doing is making it easier for me to see you clearly. 678 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,946 But guess what? My husband hurt me, too. 679 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,698 Among other things, by dying. 680 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:28,867 So, I understand why this is hard for you, 681 00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:31,538 but it's also why I just say things now. 682 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:35,750 'Cause there was things I was waiting to say to him. 683 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:40,212 And I... I don't know if this is just a fling 684 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,507 or something more, but either way... 685 00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,843 I think it's a mistake to do the bullshit thing that you're doing. 686 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,469 - No, it's not bullshit... - Yes, it is! 687 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,013 You don't need to run away. 688 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:50,640 [JOE] Please, no. 689 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:52,558 - Stop. - You can... 690 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:53,935 Please! Stop! 691 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,521 Just stop! 692 00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:04,653 Okay. 693 00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:06,781 You don't need to yell. 694 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:08,783 Ever. 695 00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:13,997 I liked you. [SNIFFLES] 696 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,169 This sucks. 697 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:22,921 [DOOR CLOSES] 698 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,258 [BECK] You're bleeding again. 699 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:32,973 Why are you here? 700 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:35,809 You've actually lost a lot of blood today, Joe. 701 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:36,810 Is that what you are? 702 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,396 My lost blood? 703 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,940 Really all-in on this one. 704 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:42,942 I guess that's you, right? 705 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,444 See a girl once. 706 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:46,780 I'm... I'm trying... 707 00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:49,072 to do it right this time. 708 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,200 As opposed to with me. 709 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,496 What went wrong with me, Joe? 710 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,498 We both know what happened. 711 00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:58,916 You can haunt me forever, 712 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:02,712 you will never get me to say I didn't do everything I could for you... 713 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,214 - for us. - Look at me, Joe. 714 00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:06,673 - No, you are not... - Look at me. 715 00:32:06,674 --> 00:32:09,219 You are not here. I am not arguing with you! 716 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,488 Hey, Jasper, yeah. 717 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,490 Yes, it's Will. 718 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,951 I am on my way. 719 00:32:35,003 --> 00:32:36,552 Thank you for coming. Is that my... ? 720 00:32:36,553 --> 00:32:38,662 Perfectly preserved and anxious to get back to Daddy. 721 00:32:38,663 --> 00:32:40,072 Great. It's right in here. 722 00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:43,877 Look... 723 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,256 [SIGHS] 724 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,424 I am not Will Bettelheim. 725 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,554 - This is. - [JASPER GASPS] 726 00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:54,514 [JASPER CHUCKLES] 727 00:32:55,244 --> 00:32:57,079 Well, this is a first for me. 728 00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:01,563 My name is Joe Goldberg. 729 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:03,981 I just needed his name 730 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,191 and his life for a little while. 731 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:09,069 So you put him in a Hannibal Lecter thing, I see that. 732 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,530 I assume you realize that you need psychiatric help? 733 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:12,656 I'm not crazy, okay? 734 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,167 My ex-girlfriend's stalking me 735 00:33:14,168 --> 00:33:15,701 and this is the best I could come up with. 736 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:18,245 But can I please have my finger? 'Cause this is Will. 737 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,038 He took your money. Take him. 738 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,916 Well, if you couldn't get it out of him... 739 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,458 Right? 740 00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:25,043 I mean... 741 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:28,630 You sure, now? 742 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:32,886 - You ain't got it? - Please don't. 743 00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,846 You don't have to do this. You don't have to... 744 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,265 [JASPER GRUNTS AND EXCLAIMS] 745 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,601 [HIGH PITCHED SOUND] 746 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:43,021 [JASPER YOWLS IN SLOW MOTION] 747 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,614 [GRUNTING] 748 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:02,957 [GROANS] 749 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,883 [BECK] You see, Joe? 750 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:16,762 No. 751 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:17,930 You don't understand. 752 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:18,931 But I do. 753 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:23,102 I'm trying to survive. He wanted to hurt me. 754 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,146 Well, you hurt him. 755 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:28,483 And you hurt me. 756 00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:33,695 I loved you. 757 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,532 - More than I've ever... - Then you hurt me. 758 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:50,672 Look at me, Joe. 759 00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:57,594 [JOE SOBS] 760 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:58,595 Sometimes... 761 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,557 we hurt the one we love. 762 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:03,058 Right? 763 00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:07,647 You're not afraid Love will hurt you. 764 00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:13,319 You're afraid you'll hurt her. 765 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,365 I'm sorry. 766 00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:23,663 I'm so sorry. 767 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,627 No. Please stay. 768 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:31,421 Please. 769 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:33,296 Stay. 770 00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:35,717 [JOE SOBBING] 771 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:39,429 I'm sorry. 772 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:41,389 I'm so sorry. 773 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:57,488 [JOE] Hendy was right. 774 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,824 Dr. Daniel, one impressive microsurgeon. 775 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,492 Thank goodness for these pain pills. 776 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:05,204 They're gonna block out more than one type of pain tonight. 777 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,125 Knocking out Anavrin's security cameras will cover up another. 778 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:19,802 [JOE] Sometimes I wonder if I understand love at all. 779 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:22,554 The thing transforms us. 780 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,140 But into what? 781 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:28,978 Love turned me into something else back then with Beck. 782 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,194 My hope now... 783 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,906 is that you can turn me into something better. 784 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,408 Because of this is all I am, 785 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:46,412 I may as well turn myself into Candace. 786 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,958 ["BLOOD" BY CULT OF HELIX PLAYING] 787 00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:57,298 ♪ All of your love give me your love, give me your love ♪ 788 00:36:58,132 --> 00:37:02,178 ♪ Give me your blood give me your blood, give me your blood ♪ 789 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,387 ♪ It's all that I want... ♪ 790 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,390 [SAWING] 791 00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:18,277 [THUD IN SLOW MOTION] 792 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:24,325 ♪ Give me your blood until I want no more... ♪ 793 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,535 [RETCHING AND PUKING] 794 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,121 [COUGHING] 795 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:33,918 ♪ Anything else of the world before... ♪ 796 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:36,504 [COUGHING] 797 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:43,886 ♪ Give me your blood till I want no more ♪ 798 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:48,850 ♪ Give me your blood until I can't remember ♪ 799 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:53,479 - ♪ Anything else of the world before ♪ - [MOTOR STARTS] 800 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,359 [MOTOR WHIRRING] 801 00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:31,434 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 802 00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:38,231 Hey. 803 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,943 Wow, it smells amazing in here. 804 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,823 I did not just make you an entire meal. 805 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:48,408 I am angry and embarrassed 806 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:50,452 and I shouldn't have texted you back. 807 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:51,495 I just... 808 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,790 I was just also hungry, so I... you know... 809 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,460 I'm glad you kissed me. 810 00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,171 It did not seem like it. 811 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,589 I was. 812 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:03,632 I was also freaked out, 813 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:06,426 not because you did it, but because of how it felt. 814 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:07,595 I didn't expect... 815 00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:10,430 - you. - [SCOFFS] 816 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,806 This. 817 00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:12,807 I wasn't looking... 818 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:14,976 for this. 819 00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:16,437 I want it, but I can't... 820 00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:18,689 have it... 821 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,942 right now with you... 822 00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:23,277 or... or anyone. 823 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,948 She really hurt you, huh? 824 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:28,698 [JOE] Mm. 825 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,784 No. 826 00:39:31,994 --> 00:39:33,871 No, I hurt her. 827 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:36,499 I really hurt her. 828 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,709 So you understand, I can't... 829 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:40,920 Did you wanna hurt her? 830 00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:43,588 No. 831 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:45,924 Of course not. 832 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:49,428 So what I'm hearing is that two adults... 833 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:51,638 both knowing the risks... 834 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,098 I don't think she knew. 835 00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:56,268 Okay, well, you know, none of us know anything. 836 00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:58,144 You know? But you put on your big girl pants 837 00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:00,230 and we give things a shot. 838 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:01,524 I have to believe that 839 00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:03,708 hurting her was the last thing you wanted to do, right? 840 00:40:05,428 --> 00:40:07,195 - That was a question. - Yeah, that's right. 841 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,363 - Okay. - Right. 842 00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:10,658 How about I take care of me... 843 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:12,827 you take care of you... 844 00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:17,038 I try not to hurt you, you try not to hurt me. 845 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,499 You know, what else is there? 846 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,002 I'm just... 847 00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:23,004 [GROANS] 848 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,464 I'm... I'm afraid. 849 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:29,135 [LOVE SIGHS] 850 00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:32,345 Yeah. 851 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:34,557 Relationships are scary. 852 00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:39,602 You don't get all that goodness and possibility with zero risk. 853 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:40,938 But, Will... 854 00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:45,109 you cannot hurt me. 855 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,195 [JOE] I want to believe that. 856 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:52,324 Okay. 857 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:55,577 Thank you. 858 00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,165 I just... 859 00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:02,375 - Just come here. - Okay. 860 00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:03,626 Look, to be honest, 861 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:04,795 I feel... 862 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:07,298 so shitty... 863 00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:10,134 about the way it went with her. 864 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,427 So I can't... 865 00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:13,887 I can't... 866 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,263 till she's... 867 00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:16,432 really gone. 868 00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:19,727 No, it's valid. 869 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:21,937 Yeah, no, I... 870 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:23,647 Okay, two things. 871 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:25,774 One... 872 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:27,568 friends. 873 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,028 Okay, friends can be good. 874 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,781 We can just call this a friendship. 875 00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:33,573 That might help. 876 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,493 Okay, great. 877 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,037 Poof, friends. 878 00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:41,414 And two... 879 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,335 I felt the same way about James. 880 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,963 And I don't want to sound corny, but I did this thing, 881 00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:51,967 where I took a bunch of his stuff and I put in a box and I... 882 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:53,844 let it go in the ocean. 883 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,641 I'm not really one to hold on to things. 884 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:01,602 It's not... [CHUCKLES] Um... 885 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:05,022 You could just, you know, write a note. 886 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:07,399 A goodbye. 887 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:11,070 Burn it. [CHUCKLES] 888 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:12,612 Something. 889 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,323 And I would help you. 890 00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,244 Friends support each other. 891 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,080 [JOE] Whatever you call us... 892 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:23,416 - it feels right. - [GIGGLES] 893 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:26,252 Because we're an "us". 894 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,173 And if we are an "us", 895 00:42:32,174 --> 00:42:34,468 then, dare I say it... 896 00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:36,386 this... 897 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,431 this is home for now. 898 00:42:40,975 --> 00:42:43,060 And I should probably be a good neighbor. 899 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:45,812 [DELILAH] Oh... 900 00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:49,190 Try that guy. These two are full and that one... 901 00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:50,443 Eats the quarters, yeah. 902 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:54,488 You don't have to be all nice. 903 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:58,074 I feel bad, like I did something. 904 00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:01,495 No, it's not you, you were just in the line of fire when Henderson... 905 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,457 [DELILAH SIGHS] We go back. We met, like, eight years ago 906 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,334 when I was dancing at this bar downtown. 907 00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:12,423 Not just to do it, but because I was actually pursuing something. 908 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:15,457 I wanted to be Carrie Fisher. She's such a great writer. 909 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:18,511 But I was stuck in Covina and my mom was such a cunt, 910 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,346 and one day, I was just like, "Fuck it. 911 00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:22,182 Let me get a fake ID and get out of here 912 00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:23,892 and go follow my dreams". 913 00:43:23,893 --> 00:43:25,727 [JOE] It's hard to imagine her with dreams. 914 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:26,768 Henderson was cool. 915 00:43:26,769 --> 00:43:30,356 He, like, gave me copies of Syd Field, Save the Cat. 916 00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:33,401 And he was like, "You're actually good", 917 00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:34,487 which nobody ever... 918 00:43:39,408 --> 00:43:41,034 And I had heard, or whatever, 919 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:43,286 that he had young girls around, 920 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:46,415 but I just thought I was talented and special. 921 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,292 One day, I was at his place, 922 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:52,629 and I had, like, three sips of beer, 923 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,673 and I got so fucked up. 924 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,051 Eight years ago? You were, like... 925 00:43:58,052 --> 00:43:59,261 Seventeen. 926 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:02,055 Anyway, I remember being like, 927 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,556 "How is it ten p.m.?" 928 00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:05,851 And I look down and... 929 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,437 my skirt was pulled up. 930 00:44:10,022 --> 00:44:11,689 So you're saying Henderson... 931 00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,442 Or, hey, maybe my skirt just rode up. 932 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:16,903 Have you ever tried... ? 933 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,656 To what? Tell anyone? No. 934 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,281 Who? 935 00:44:20,282 --> 00:44:22,909 I tried to do a story years later, but nobody would talk to me. 936 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,870 Guess why? They're all like I was. 937 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:26,746 Underage... 938 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:27,997 strippers... 939 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,041 not white... 940 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,043 The world would eat them alive. 941 00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:33,086 [DELILAH SIGHS] 942 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:35,380 And that's why I don't lose a drop of sleep 943 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,131 on any of these motherfuckers I write about. 944 00:44:37,132 --> 00:44:38,217 They all deserve it. 945 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:42,638 My math says 49% of humanity deserves to die in a fire. 946 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:48,434 [CHUCKLING] Don't do that. You, like... 947 00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:50,479 You nod as if you're somehow not one of them. 948 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,523 Well, let me give you the gift of honesty. 949 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:54,816 You... 950 00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:57,152 act nice because you're not. 951 00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,114 And I may not know what kind of bad you are... 952 00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:03,033 but I got my radar the hard way. 953 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:04,867 So... 954 00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:08,163 stay the fuck away from me and my sister, okay? 955 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:11,709 Have a fantastic day. 956 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,978 Tell me I didn't eat those. 957 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:34,940 Do you know... 958 00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:38,527 how much oxidative stress those things put on your body? 959 00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:41,447 I'm guessing a shower is out of the question? 960 00:45:57,838 --> 00:45:59,798 Did you say Jasper came around? 961 00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:01,507 I paid the man. 962 00:46:01,508 --> 00:46:02,885 And he went on his way. 963 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:07,847 If things were different, I'd say I owe you 50 grand. 964 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,968 - Why? You got it laying around somewhere? - Nice try. 965 00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:11,851 It's spent. 966 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:15,648 - What were you thinking? - Honestly... 967 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,110 a little while ago I fell in love. 968 00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:22,404 And she needed help. 969 00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:24,907 So I just did it. 970 00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,456 [WILL CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 971 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,293 You've been putting meds in my drinks, huh? 972 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:38,294 That's green juice. 973 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,463 Thanks. 974 00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:45,009 Well, my current reality is... 975 00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:47,345 suboptimal, but even so, 976 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:48,764 upgrade from where I was. 977 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:52,726 At one point, I thought I saw you murder a guy. 978 00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:58,315 [WILL CHUCKLES] 979 00:46:58,982 --> 00:46:59,982 Crazy town. 980 00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:02,403 Well, glad to have you back. 981 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:14,957 [JOE] I guess it's goodbye, Beck. 982 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:19,502 I'm sorry. 983 00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:21,629 I really am. 984 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,175 Goodbye, you. 985 00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:31,055 How did that feel? 986 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:35,060 Like a good first step. 987 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,898 [JOE] Still can't wait to tell our story to our kids. 988 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:43,235 How we decided to walk before we ran. 989 00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,404 Started out as friends. 990 00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:52,493 The past... 991 00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:54,288 is prologue. 992 00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:57,958 I made mistakes, yes. 993 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,836 And I'll learn from them. 994 00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:03,629 Prove... 995 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:05,257 I'm worthy... 996 00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:06,799 of you. 997 00:48:16,643 --> 00:48:18,604 [LOVE] Hey, should I open another bottle? 998 00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:31,950 [JOE] I know we'll get there. 999 00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:34,536 I'm optimistic. 1000 00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,412 It's just... 1001 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:39,124 who I am. 1002 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:46,465 [CLOSING MUSIC PLAYING] 1003 00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:45,023 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -