1 00:00:04,971 --> 00:00:07,139 ( Theme music playing ) 2 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,813 So loretta was swearing at you and yelling at you? 3 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,983 - ( Laughs ) yeah. - And she really thought you were cheating on her? 4 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,719 Auntie rae gave me-- She gave me the finger 5 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,721 - As she was driving away. Yeah. - Did she really? 6 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,323 - Oh god. - "Fuck you, larry." 7 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,191 How's it feel living alone? 8 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,927 Well, i'm not alone. I've still got leon. 9 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,863 Umm, listen. 10 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:33,599 I know i brought it up a million times, 11 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:37,369 But nbc is still harping me about 12 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,304 About doing a "seinfeld" reunion. 13 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,974 Again? Don't they give up, these people? 14 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:43,942 So what do you think? 15 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:47,179 You know, those reunion shows, they're so lame, really. 16 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:50,215 They never work. The actors are 10 years older. 17 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,351 It just doesn't look right. 18 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,953 You know, i don't think so. And jerry would never want to do it, either. 19 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,922 All right, look. I'm in agreement with you 20 00:00:56,956 --> 00:00:58,891 But here's what i need, okay? 21 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:01,193 Come with me to nbc-- Let me set up a meeting-- 22 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,696 Say no. That way i can always say to them, 23 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,898 "He said no. You heard it from him." 24 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:08,100 - Fine. - Thank you. They'll leave me alone. 25 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:10,569 We move on to other things. None of this crap. 26 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:13,839 - Hi, honey. How are you doing? - Hi. Oh, the same. 27 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:16,075 - I'm sorry. - Really not good. Hi, lar. 28 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:19,578 - Hey. What's the matter? - I-- You know, i'm tired. 29 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:22,081 I'm achy-- My knees ache. 30 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:24,650 I feel weak. I've been to two doctors-- 31 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:26,819 Everybody says i'm fine. It's in my head, 32 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:29,988 Which is bullshit. As you know, i'm always happy and up. 33 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:32,257 You are a picture of happiness. 34 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,093 - She does have a very good disposition. - Jeff: she's bubbly. 35 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,228 - Wouldn't you say that? Bubbly. - Larry: yeah, i think so. 36 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,831 I've never been so tired. It's just like-- 37 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,100 Have you been in any tall grass lately? 38 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:44,503 Well, you know, on fire island i was in tall grass. 39 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:46,605 I was on the dunes, in the grass when we were there. 40 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:48,307 Have you been tested for lyme disease? 41 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:50,509 You think it's a tick bite or something? 44 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,483 What have you got to lose? Take a blood test. 45 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:00,519 What are you, a fucking doctor? How do you know these things? 46 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,489 ( Chuckles ) i'm a hypochondriac, so i'm aware of this stuff. 47 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:19,471 ( Laughs ) oh my god. 48 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,940 - What is this? - Cheryl: what are you doing? 49 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,076 I can't believe it. This is the second time 50 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:26,478 I've run into you in, what, three weeks? 51 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:28,847 - What are you doing here? - I had an audition. 52 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:32,017 - Really? - Yeah, i'm acting again. 53 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:35,154 - Wow. How'd you do? - I did okay. 54 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:37,089 - Yeah. - I don't think i got it. I don't know. 55 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:39,258 How do you know? What are you doing here? 56 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:41,293 I have a meeting 57 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,697 With jeff and nbc about a "seinfeld" reunion, 58 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:46,265 - But it's-- - Really? 59 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,133 Yeah, but i'm not-- I'm not gonna do it. 60 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,869 - I'm just going-- - No, that's perfect. People love reunion shows. 61 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:53,138 How much would people love to see that cast back together? 62 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:56,008 See what they're doing now, years later, and how they look? 63 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:58,744 - So you'd be running-- Running it. - Yeah, i'd be writing it. 64 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:01,080 - Yeah, what i used to do. Yeah. - Writing it and-- 65 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:04,049 My god. You have to write a part for me. 66 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,819 - Oh ho, you've got it. - Okay. I'm not kidding. 67 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,387 - Yeah. - I'm not kidding. 68 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:10,289 - You're not kidding. Okay, fine. - No, i'm not. 69 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:13,525 - What else is going on? - Oh, i'm just-- I'm doing pilates, 70 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,528 I'm learning japanese and i'm into the lakers. 71 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,931 - I am finally appreciating-- - Now you're into basketball? 72 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:21,367 - After i leave? - But now i've got some girlfriends that are-- 73 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:24,203 They are into it and we're going on thursday night, 74 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:26,505 - Going to the game. - Really? I was actually thinking 75 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,407 About going to that game. I was gonna buy scalper's tickets. 76 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,175 - Oh. - Maybe i'll run into you. 77 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,745 - I'm sure you will. Why wouldn't you? - Why wouldn't i? Yeah. 78 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:35,647 - I should run. - Okay. 79 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,282 - But it's good to see you. - Good to see you. 80 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,284 - Really. Bye. - Bye. 81 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:51,930 - What's she doing here? - She's-- She's acting again. She had an audition. 82 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,899 Oh. Good for her. 83 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:56,869 - All right, let's get this bullshit over with. - Okay. 84 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,971 Sandy: larry, i'm going to ask you the same question 85 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,140 That every affiliate asks me 86 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,075 ( Chuckles ) every day of my job-- 87 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,778 Is "when are we going to get a 'seinfeld' reunion?" 88 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,713 - Mm-Hmm. - Huh? 89 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:10,015 - Yeah. I don't know. - Huh? 90 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:13,118 Well, the window is wide open right now and it's kind of perfect. 91 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:15,854 - Jeff: well, listening to you... - Mm-Hmm. 92 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:18,457 - ...Has me excited. - Well, it's because i'm excited! 93 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:20,492 - ( Execs chuckles ) - Jeff: i think that-- 94 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,361 What are you thinking? Hour, half hour? 95 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,329 I am thinking whatever you want to do. 96 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:26,065 What are you thinking? Do you want to do an hour? 97 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,100 Do you want to do a half hour? We don't care. 98 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:30,903 It's the finest commodity nbc has put out... 99 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:34,440 i really like what you did in that take. 100 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:37,309 Really? 'Cause i can try it different way if you want me to. 101 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:40,446 - I can-- - No, don't change a thing. It's perfect. 102 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,048 And as far as the rest of you go, 103 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,883 I've got a couple of little things. 104 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,685 - Uh, michael? - Yeah. 105 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,755 I loved the entrance. That slide? It's working. 106 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,757 Well, it's making me a bit dizzy, 107 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,525 But i'll do anything for you, larry. 108 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,327 Julia, the business with the apple-- 109 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,129 Come on, how funny is that? 110 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,665 Hey, it was your idea and it completely works. 111 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:01,967 The glasses? You're killing me. 112 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,303 I can't do it as good as you, but i'm gonna keep trying. 113 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:07,539 Yeah, and that new line-- The kumquat and the quail? 114 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:10,175 - You're amazing. - Yeah, amazing. 115 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:13,145 - Jerry and julia: amazing. - Yeah, you're really unbelievable, larry. 116 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:17,549 Man: we are thinking to leave the door open to the creative-- 117 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,151 - I'll-- I'll do it. - What? 118 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:20,619 - I'll do it. - You'll do it?! 119 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,488 - Execs: that is amazing. - Really? 120 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,024 - That's fantastic. - Wow. 121 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,525 - You're gonna do it? - I'm gonna do it. 122 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:28,594 And i have a pretty good idea for george too. 123 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:31,997 - He's already writing. - In the 11 years since the show's been off the air, 124 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,299 He's gotten married, divorced 125 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,235 And now he's gonna try to get his wife back. 126 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:37,736 - Funny. - Okay. 127 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,738 I know it's not a great idea, but i can work on it. 128 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,974 - No, i think it's a great idea. - I love this. 129 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:45,144 - What about jerry? - I'll talk to jerry and i'll talk to the cast. 130 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,845 - Great. Great. - Woman: great. 131 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,447 - Man #2: awesome. - We need to celebrate. 132 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,683 - Woman: we do, yes. - You like basketball? 133 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,918 - Of course. - Do i like basketball? Yeah, of course. 134 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:55,421 - He loves basketball. - Do you want to go to a laker's game? 135 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:57,256 We were gonna try to go thursday night. 136 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,391 - Yeah, we were gonna get scalper's tickets. - No need. No need. 137 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:02,494 - We will hook you up. Yes, i will hook you up. - No kidding? 138 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,363 - Wow. - Don't you even worry about that. 139 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:06,298 You should've brought this idea up a long time ago. 140 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,734 - ( All laugh ) - Thanks. 141 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,469 - This is exciting. - Okay. 142 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,074 Gotta call jerry. 143 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,476 - Oh! - Maybe i'll do that in the car. 144 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,278 You know who you've got to call? 145 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:22,281 Cheryl, to tell her that she's gonna be 146 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:24,616 In a "seinfeld" reunion show. 147 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:27,386 I know what you're up to. You're so full of it. 148 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,388 We're sitting up there, you say i'll do it 149 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:31,256 And i'm going "really? You'll do it?" 150 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,659 And literally, it hit me the second we walked out of that meeting. 151 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:36,362 It's like "oh! This is your plan 152 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,930 To get your ex-Wife back." 153 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:41,767 Pretty fucking brilliant if you ask me. 154 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,402 Well, i mean, think of it this way: 155 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:46,672 I'm gonna-- I'll be with her every day on the set, 156 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,741 Directing her, working with her. 157 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:52,011 - She'll see me in this whole new light. - As a working man. 158 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,779 And already she started looking at me differently 159 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,914 - When i told her i was going for the meeting. - I know. 160 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,417 This is great. And i'm a hero now with nbc. 161 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:01,487 So i'm all for it. I'm gonna back you on this the whole way. 162 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,055 Pretty brilliant. 163 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,891 - ( Phone rings ) - Good afternoon. 164 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:09,061 I've got this really good idea for george. 165 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,398 He's gotten married, divorced 166 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,366 And now he's trying to get his ex-Wife back. 167 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,402 - I think that could be funny. - Yeah, that's not bad. 168 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,470 But anyway, there's no shortage of ideas. 169 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:21,607 But why would we do something like this? 170 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:25,411 I mean, i remember you talking about-- 171 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,479 Whenever a sitcom does a reunion episode 172 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,281 You say, "isn't it pathetic?" 173 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,684 - I said pathetic? - Desperate, pathetic. 174 00:07:31,718 --> 00:07:34,420 - Desperate? - When we would watch shows-- Other shows-- 175 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,854 We'd see them do reunion shows, 176 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,856 You would look and you'd make that face-- 177 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:40,459 You know, that very judgmental face of yours... 178 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,695 - i did? - ...where you see people 179 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:45,130 Who do not have your aesthetic standards. 180 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,499 You criticize and downgrade them for it. 181 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:49,368 That's your style. 182 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:51,704 - Criticizing and downgrading? - Yes. 183 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,539 What's not quite clear to me 184 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,008 Is how you seem to have shifted 185 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:59,678 Your whole attitude about these shows. 186 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,013 - I haven't shifted. - No, you've shifted. 187 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:02,314 - No, there's no shift. - There's a shift. 188 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:05,017 - No shift. - I'm being sold something here 189 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,619 And i don't know why. I get that funny feeling, 190 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,321 Like when you're in a car showroom 191 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:12,558 And the guy is just trying to close that deal on the car. 192 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,828 It-- It's just weird to me that you suddenly like an idea 193 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:18,030 That you always always hated. 194 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,766 I don't know. It'd just be fun to get together. 195 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,668 Get together? 196 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,336 You're not a get-Together guy. 197 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:26,705 You don't like to get together. You hate to get together. 198 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,640 We could have a dinner. Why don't we just have a nice dinner? 199 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,710 I just think that everybody wants it. 200 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,513 Why are we depriving them of this? It's crazy. 201 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,348 I know, but it's like you're going back to an old girlfriend 202 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,717 And saying "hey, maybe i can make it work now, 203 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,419 10 years later." 204 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,122 Does that ever work in any relationship that you can think of? 205 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:45,858 Robert wagner and natalie wood. How about that? 206 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,993 They got divorced and they got back together. 207 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,529 And then she slipped off the boat and died. 208 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:53,732 - So how did that work out? - It was an accident. 209 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,168 And christopher walken? How do you explain that? 210 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,504 I don't know what he was doing on the boat. 211 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,643 Just tell me-- Why isn't it lame? 212 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,578 Why isn't-- Isn't it lame? 213 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:10,049 Because we'll do it in a way that won't be lame. 214 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,787 - We will. - Yeah. I can't argue with that. 215 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,855 - Let me talk to the others. - All right. 216 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,091 If i get the others, will you go along with it? 217 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:20,993 I guess i would, yeah. 218 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,328 - Really? - I trust your instincts. 219 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,364 - I trust you. - I'm telling you, it's gonna be funny. 220 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,966 And what about that story you were talking about-- How george would have an ex-Wife? 221 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:30,369 - Yeah. - You know who'd be great for that is meg ryan. 222 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,071 Are you kidding me? 223 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,639 - Yes, meg ryan. - Meg ryan? 224 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,708 - I-- - I saw her in this thing the other night. 225 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:38,077 She got up and talked, she looks great. 226 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:41,547 - She's funny. She's great. - I don't know. I think we'd rather go with an unknown. 227 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,016 You know what? Casting will take care of itself. 228 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,317 - Yeah. It will. - We'll, you know-- 229 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,219 - It will. Let's do it. - Fantastic. 230 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,787 - All right. Okay. - All right. 231 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,589 - I'm gonna talk to the others. - That sounds great. 232 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,391 Okay. 233 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,329 The big thing for george is the ex-Wife who left him... 234 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,631 - yes. - ...and he wants to get her back. 235 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:02,901 No one's gonna buy it. The character is unlovable. 236 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:06,805 He is a-- You know, he's a jerky, schmucky little character. 237 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,207 All right? He's just a buffoon. 238 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:11,343 He's so unappealing that to buy that there was a marriage 239 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,778 - That's sustained at all-- - All right, first of all, 240 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:15,280 Why is he unappealing? People loved the character. 241 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,649 Because he's selfish, he's stupid, he lies... 242 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:20,185 - yeah, but people-- He's not stupid. - ...he's abrasive, he's inept. 243 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,122 - He's funny. Everything you just said is funny. - Yeah, it's funny. 244 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,190 - Okay, so maybe that's why-- - It's funny 'cause everybody laughs at him, 245 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,126 'Cause we all know schmucks like that. 246 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,529 But what i like about it-- Here's the upside to it, really-- 247 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,032 It could make up for the finale. That's for sure. 248 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,667 What does that mean? "Make up for the fin"-- 249 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,068 There's nothing to make up for. 250 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,837 It really lets us end "seinfeld" on a good note. 251 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,540 It could be a "we know. We know. We're sorry." 252 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,142 On that level i like it. 253 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:46,145 And, creatively, it makes me-- My juices are going. 254 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,348 - My juice is going. - Wait. What-- 255 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,650 What's going on in this restaurant? 256 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,218 - Oh, the photos? - Yeah. 257 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,120 Boy, those are distracting, huh? 258 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,922 - But anyway, what were you saying? - And julia-- 259 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:58,390 Everybody is down for this? 260 00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,958 I mean, have you talked to julia about this? 261 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,661 - I was supposed to meet with her today... - Yeah? 262 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,897 ...but she said she had to drive her daughter to a birthday party. 263 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,498 And she kinda blew me off, so i don't know. 264 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:09,368 But i'm gonna meet with her tomorrow. Jerry'll do it if you do it. 265 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,704 - And michael-- Yes? - I haven't spoken to him yet, 266 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,305 But i'm gonna meet with everybody. 267 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,542 All right. You know what? Let's do it. 268 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,077 You know what? Let's do it. I'm excited. 269 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,012 - Great. - This is gonna work. 270 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,348 - It's gonna be great. - And you know what? 271 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:25,651 For george's ex-Wife, if we get one of these great actresses 272 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,086 That has the little bit of the funny voice-- 273 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:30,756 You know, like a jennifer tilly, like a kristin chenoweth. 274 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,492 You don't need to concern yourself so much with who's playing george's wife. 275 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,361 - It's not concern. I'm excited. - Next thing i know, 276 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,029 You're gonna be-- What, you're gonna be writing with me. 277 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,964 - You need some ideas? - No, we're good. 278 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,100 - 'Cause, you know, there were a few things... - Yeah, all right. 279 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:44,036 - ...That i pitched over the years you didn't-- - Yeah, whatever. 280 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,938 - They weren't that great. - And it's nice. 281 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,806 - We'll go out on a good note this time. - We'll have a great time. 282 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,475 We went out-- We already went out on a-- 283 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,776 Thank you. Thank you very much. 284 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,478 - Ah yes, thank you. - I hope everything was great. 285 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,013 - It was fantastic. - We don't need to go out on a good note. 286 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,315 - We went out on a good note. - And we'll do it again. 287 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,784 What are you going to leave? Let's coordinate the tip here. 288 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:02,087 - Why? - Well, when we split the check, 289 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,256 We both have the exact same bill. 290 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:07,126 So why don't we leave the same thing so one of us doesn't look like an idiot? 291 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,361 What, are we favored nations all of a sudden for lunch? 292 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,697 No, but what is the big deal if we both leave the same amount? 293 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,132 What do you want to leave? What's your inclination? 294 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,733 - $12. - $12? 295 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,403 - Yeah. - Good. Put down $12. 296 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,438 - Write-- Write $12 down. - How much are you gonna leave? 297 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,777 - Mm-Hmm. Mmm. Mmm. - What's your plan here? 298 00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:28,714 I'm encouraging you to leave $12. 299 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:32,584 I think it's a number. There's nothing to be ashamed of 300 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:37,456 In writing $12 under "gratuity" on your check. 301 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,825 Are you gonna leave $12? 302 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,360 You want to know what i'm leaving? 303 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,028 I'm gonna write down what i'm leaving right now. 304 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,597 I'm writing a number. 305 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,399 Now i'm folding that number 306 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:51,003 And i'm putting it inside my little leather check holder. 307 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,339 Waiter. Thank you very much. 308 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,674 - No problem. Thank you. - You've been wonderful. Thank you very much. 309 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,143 You're not gonna tell me what you left? Is that it? 310 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,179 I am very excited about our show. 311 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,681 You don't believe in tip coordination, is that it? 312 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:05,384 Let's stay in touch about the girl. It's very important. 313 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,086 I've got a couple of ideas. I'll email you. 314 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,822 This is exciting, larry. 315 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,858 Larry: and some funny ideas for elaine. 316 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,827 - Oh, really? Like what? - Yeah. 317 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,162 A little girl asks you to give her doll a haircut. 318 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,831 - Mm-Hmm. - You give her the haircut, 319 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,233 She finds out it doesn't grow back and she freaks out. 320 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:25,004 - Yeah, elaine around a kid. - Around the kid and her mother yelling at her. 321 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,272 - So that could be funny. - Uh-Huh, but i don't know. 322 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,110 I have to tell you, larry, i've never seen a reunion show 323 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,679 - That was not tacky. - Yeah, i-- 324 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,215 I mean, every time you see one of these reunion shows, 325 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,117 It feels like they're doing it for the wrong reasons. 326 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,953 - Really? - Hey, is jerry into it? 327 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,455 Completely into it. He's chomping at the bit. 328 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,491 - Really? - Is it chomping or champing? 329 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,659 I think it's chomp-- Champing? What is champing? 330 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,962 I think it's spelled "champing" but pronounced "chomping." 331 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:53,365 No, it's spelled "chomping" and it's pronounced "chomping." 332 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,701 - Not so sure. - I'm so sure. 333 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,237 - Really? Hmm. - Yeah. Chomp. 334 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,939 Well, regardless, jason-- Into it, 335 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,442 - Wants to do it. - Oh my god. 336 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,444 - I-- - Come on, let's do it. 337 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,846 Okay, well, maybe-- All right. All right. 338 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,848 - I'm into it. - Fantastic. 339 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,584 - ( Phone ringing ) - I've got to go get this. Be right back. 340 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,787 - Can i get you anything to drink? - No thanks, i'm good. 341 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,389 - Are you sure? Okay. - Yeah. 342 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,426 - Hey! - Hey. 343 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,227 - How's it going? - It's good. 344 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,697 How was the birthday party the other day? 345 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,598 What birthday party? 346 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:30,169 You know, you went to a birthday party with your mother. 347 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,538 No, i didn't go to a birthday party. 348 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,873 - Really? - Yeah, really. 349 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,009 That's not what your mother said. 350 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,645 I didn't go to a birthday party. 351 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,447 Huh. 352 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,482 Interesting. 353 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,224 Larry: i've got some really good ideas for kramer. 354 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,792 This one idea that actually happened to me-- 355 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:56,462 I picked up a hooker so i could use the carpool lane 356 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,198 To get to dodger stadium 'cause i was late for a ballgame. 357 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,867 That happened to me. I've spoken to jason, he wants to do it. 358 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,570 Jerry will do it. I just talked to julia, 359 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,005 She's in. What do you think? 360 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,207 Huh? Do you like that idea? 361 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,042 - Huh? - Yeah. Mmm. 362 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,111 - Good idea, right? - Oh, yeah. 363 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,947 I mean, am i crazy? Tell me. What do you think? 364 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,281 - Hmm? - Yeah. 365 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,317 - Am i crazy? - Hmm? 366 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,220 Am i crazy? Do you think i'm crazy? 367 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,955 I don't know. 368 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,923 Okay, i'm glad you said that. 369 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,192 I'm glad you think i'm crazy. That means it's a good idea. 370 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,396 If you think it's a crazy idea, then it's a good idea. 371 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,897 If you said, "no, you're not crazy," 372 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,332 Then i'd think it's not a good idea. 373 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,701 - You know what i'm talking about? - Yeah. 374 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,970 - Huh? You get that, right? - Definitely. Sure. 375 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,838 - So what do you think? - Yeah. What? 376 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,007 - Let's do it. - Do it? 377 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,410 Come on, let's do it. 378 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,412 - Let's do it. - What time do you have? 379 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,847 - 2:12. - ( Sighs ) 380 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,482 I'm sorry. I've got to pick up beth. 381 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,619 Oh, okay. I've got the check. What are you doing? 382 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,287 - You can get this? Just a tea. - Of course. Yeah, come on. 383 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,189 - You had a tea. Come on. - Okay, all right. 384 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,024 - This is exciting. Are you excited? - Yeah. 385 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,026 - Huh? It's exciting. - Yeah yeah. It was good seeing you. 386 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,695 - It's exciting, right? - I've gotta go. I'll see you later. 387 00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:04,596 - Great to see you. I'm excited. - All right. 388 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,266 - How are we doing over here, sir? - Doing good. 389 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,034 - Good good. - Doing good. 390 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,870 - Anything i can get you? - No. I have a question i want to ask you. 391 00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,706 - Okay. - You remember i was sitting here yesterday? 392 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,108 - Yeah. - Would you mind telling me 393 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,377 How much tip the guy i was with left you? 394 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:22,381 Oh. ( Chuckles ) we don't do that. 395 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,317 - You don't do what? - We don't share 396 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,286 - That information with customers. - Huh, "share information"? 397 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,288 Honestly, who gives a crap? 398 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,457 I was in here. I was with a guy. 399 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,459 I'm just curious. What did he leave? 400 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,062 It was a healthy-- Healthy tip. 401 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,766 - Was mine a healthy tip? - Yeah. 402 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,835 Was his healthier? 403 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,870 - I-- I-- - Let me ask you this question: 404 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:48,340 - Was it over $12? Huh? - Do you want me to refill your water or-- 405 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,676 Just scratch your face with your finger if it was over $12. 406 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,177 I-- I could really get in trouble with my manager. 407 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,679 Nobody even knows what we're talking about. 408 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,180 Scratch your face with your finger if it was over $12. 409 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,649 Go ahead, just scratch it. Was it over $12? 410 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:01,320 - Oh, for god's sake. What an asshole. - Is there anything else? 411 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,690 Let me ask you this question: was it over $15? 412 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:05,824 Just tug on your tie up here. Was it over $15? 413 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,393 This is making me real uncomfortable. 414 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,595 Nobody's even... ( stammers ) to anything we're talking about. 415 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,797 Was it over $15? Tug on your tie. 416 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,400 - Oh my f-- Oh fuck! - Sir? 417 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,335 Is that all i can get you? 418 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,204 No, don't go yet. One second. I have one more question to ask you. 419 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:22,341 Did that son of a bitch give you a $20 tip? 420 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,511 - What if it was more? - How much did he give you? 421 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,646 - Huh? Was it over $30? - Do you want the check? 422 00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:31,016 Yeah, if it's over $30, i want you to raise that cup over that pot. 423 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,786 - Okay, i hope you enjoyed your meal... - Yeah, thank you. 424 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,888 ...and come back soon. 425 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,196 - Larry: hey! - Jeff: hi, how are you? 426 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,798 Good. Guess what. 427 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,900 - What? - I've got some news. They're all in. 428 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,936 - Really? - We're doing the reunion show. 429 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,739 - Fantastic, man! - Is that unbelievable? 430 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:57,776 It's unbelievable. Who'd have thunk? Now check this out. 431 00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:01,613 Susie has lyme disease. 432 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,884 - Who saved her life? Who saved her life? - Can you-- I saved her life. 433 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,253 - You saved her life. - Dr. David. 434 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,322 - Dr. David. Paging Dr. David. - You know, she went to-- 435 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,324 - Calling Dr. David - How many doctors did she go to? 436 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,126 I mean, that's kind of scary. 437 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,698 - I'll be right back. - All right. 438 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:22,568 Cheryl! Hey, cheryl! 439 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,969 Hey. 440 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,607 Oh, i'll-- I'll catch up with you guys inside. 441 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,076 - Hi. - Hey. 442 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,779 - This is crazy. - Yeah. 443 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,914 - How are you? Good. - Good. Good. 444 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,950 So remember i was telling you 445 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,619 That i was gonna see them about a "seinfeld" reunion? 446 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,488 - Yeah. - We're doing the show. 447 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,956 - You're kidding. - No. 448 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,958 And you... 449 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,460 are gonna play george's ex-Wife. 450 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,930 - I am? - Do you want to? 451 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,599 - Oh my god! - Huh? 452 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,900 - Are you kidding me? - I swear to god. 453 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,536 - Can you act? Huh? - ( Laughs ) yes. 454 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,805 - You can? Are you sure? - I can. I am very good. 455 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,674 - You're not gonna embarrass me, are you? - No. 456 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,176 - I mean, i've got to talk to jerry. - Thank you so-- 457 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,445 - I'm sure he won't have any problem with it. - Oh my god, larry. 458 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,981 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 459 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,816 I can't tell you how much that means to me. 460 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,218 - Thank you. - Wow. 461 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,487 Oh my god, you have no idea what this means to me. 462 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,456 - Really? - Okay, i'm gonna go. 463 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,059 - Yeah, i've just got to talk to jerry. - Thank you so much. 464 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:23,095 Oh my god! Oh my god! 465 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,800 I'm telling you, it was unbelievable. 466 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,601 You should've seen the look on her face. 467 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,570 - I couldn't get over it. - Man: here are your tickets, sir. 468 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,739 Thank you. 469 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,475 We'll go see a fantastic game, huh? 470 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,043 - It's all working out. - Yeah. 471 00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:40,412 Where are these? 472 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,047 ( Rock music playing ) 473 00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,216 Announcer: and the home team, your los angeles-- 474 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,518 - Larry: 319. Are you kidding me? - ( Crowd cheers ) 475 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,355 Look at this. This has to be a mistake. 476 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,756 He couldn't have given us seats up here. 477 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:54,893 - This is a joke. Just a joke. - Oh my god. 478 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,129 Can you believe these seats this guy gave us? 479 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,064 - ( Buzzer blares ) - ( Whistle tweets ) 480 00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:02,067 Look at this. You've gotta be kidding. 481 00:20:02,102 --> 00:20:04,703 - Announcer: #5... - Unbelievable. 482 00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:06,672 This is crazy. We could've stayed home 483 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,674 - And watched it on tv. - I could have ridden the treadmill, 484 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,676 Watched it on tv and gotten the same effect. 485 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,112 Why? Why would he do this? Why would he give-- Did he do it on purpose? 486 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,015 - I don't know. - Should we give him the benefit of the doubt? 487 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:19,618 - Yeah, i guess. - I'm not used to giving people the benefit of the doubt. 488 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,954 I don't even know how to condition myself to do it. 489 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,156 I thought he had courtside seats. 490 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:27,026 Can i-- Can i borrow your binoculars for a second? 491 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,528 - Yeah, sure. - Sir, thank you very much. 492 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:33,032 - ( Crowd cheering ) - ( Announcer speaking ) 493 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,435 Jeff: oh, he does have courtside seats. 494 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:40,539 He's sitting in them-- He and david spade. 495 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,941 - What? - He's sitting next to david spade. 496 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,879 Larry: i can't believe it. 497 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,815 I'm gonna call him. 498 00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:52,384 - Fucking asshole. - ( Beeps ) 499 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,461 - ( Gasps ) oh! - What? 500 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,296 He screened my call. 501 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,598 - How do you know he screened your call? - I saw him on the binoculars. 502 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,934 He screened the call. You know, i always thought people were doing that 503 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,336 When i called them. This just confirms it. 504 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,071 See, it taught me a lesson. 505 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,972 I was gonna give somebody the benefit of the doubt-- 506 00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:16,508 I almost did-- And then something said "no, don't." 507 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,278 Don't. It's not for you." That's not my thing. 508 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,480 That was a complete and utter waste of time. 509 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,549 - Oh, what a waste of time. - Why'd we even stay the whole time? 510 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,251 - I don't even know. - Oh, sandy goodman. 511 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:29,488 Listen. Just don't go nuts. 512 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,491 All right? I know you want to say something, but don't-- 513 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:35,094 - I'll talk to you tomorrow. - Okay. 514 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:38,297 - Hey. - Hey, larry. I'm glad you made it. 515 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:39,932 - Yeah. - Did you enjoy the game? 516 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,400 Well... 517 00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:45,604 jerry: you told the head of nbc to go fuck himself? 518 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,240 Yeah, i did. The guy said he's gonna fix me up with tickets. 519 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,509 He puts me up in the rafters, the worst seats. 520 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:53,479 - So what? - And then i caught the asshole screening my call! 521 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,948 So crap on the head of the network? What are you doing? 522 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,884 He's apoplectic. Apoplectic, larry. 523 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,653 That kind of behavior is completely unacceptable! 524 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,156 - Yeah. - Julia: you want to know what else is unacceptable? 525 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:08,260 It is totally and completely unacceptable 526 00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:10,696 That you would grill my daughter gracie 527 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:14,533 About whether i took her to a birthday party. 528 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:18,437 And then you call me a liar? 529 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,306 Okay, first of all, i didn't really grill her. 530 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,108 I just asked a question. 531 00:22:23,143 --> 00:22:25,077 And i didn't call you a liar. 532 00:22:25,145 --> 00:22:27,846 I just said it was... interesting. 533 00:22:27,881 --> 00:22:30,649 What about this would you find interesting, larry? 534 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:33,919 Well, the fact that you told me that you were 535 00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:36,422 Taking her to a birthday party. 536 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:39,191 And she said she never went to the birthday party. 537 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:41,026 So i thought that was interesting. 538 00:22:41,061 --> 00:22:43,429 Do you also find it interesting that, 539 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:46,765 In fact, i have two daughters? 540 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,669 Grace and mary. 541 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:52,604 I took mary to the birthday party. 542 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:56,141 - That's interesting. - What i find interesting-- 543 00:22:56,176 --> 00:22:58,077 In fact, fascinating-- Is that you would 544 00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:00,746 Go back to a restaurant where you and i had a meal 545 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,615 For the sheer purpose of harassing a waiter 546 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:06,185 For the most insignificant incident, 547 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,253 I'm sure, that's ever happened in this man's life. 548 00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:10,889 We split a check and he doesn't want to coordinate the tip! 549 00:23:10,924 --> 00:23:12,291 - Jason: why should i? - Why should you? 550 00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:13,625 Why do i need to coordinate the tip? 551 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:14,860 You go out with a friend, you tip in concert! 552 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,096 Why are we in concert? There's no concert! 553 00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:19,465 - No, two different people, two different tips. - We're not in concert! 554 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,166 - A tip is a solo, larry. - Larry: no, it's not! 555 00:23:21,201 --> 00:23:23,469 - Thank you. Thank you. Solo. - You tip in concert! 556 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,804 - A tip is a solo. - What is the big secret? 557 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,973 He's got a big secret! What is the big secret?! 558 00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:31,143 You're digging into my personal-- You-You gotta know what my taxes are?! 559 00:23:31,211 --> 00:23:32,978 - You wanna know what i paid for my house?! - No, i just think 560 00:23:33,046 --> 00:23:34,213 It's the right thing to do! That's all! 561 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,414 There's no right and wrong to it. 562 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,282 In fact, you're wrong and i'm right! 563 00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:39,518 - That's not even the big issue here, by the way. - Julia: there we go. 564 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,453 Because unless you apologize to sandy goodman, 565 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,422 There's not even going to be a reunion show. 566 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:44,923 What reunion show? 567 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,261 - Didn't you tell him? - Larry: yes, what are you talking about? 568 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:50,996 We discussed it the other day at lunch. 569 00:23:51,031 --> 00:23:54,166 - I don't remember you telling me that. - What? 570 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,435 You told me point blank. You discussed it. Everybody's-- 571 00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:57,870 - This is not cool. - I did discuss it! 572 00:23:57,904 --> 00:23:59,605 Michael: look, a reunion show-- 573 00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:01,740 Let's do it. It's a great idea. 574 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,676 Jerry: all right, you've got all the principals, 575 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,477 But the project's in the toilet 576 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:08,347 Because larry david doesn't want to sit in the loge. 577 00:24:08,348 --> 00:24:10,816 I don't think that was the loge. That was way up. 578 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:13,852 Larry, you have got to speak with sandy. 579 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,954 You have got to clean up that mess. 580 00:24:15,989 --> 00:24:17,856 You've got to apologize. 581 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:21,593 Jeff: i never should've left you alone with goodman. 582 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,662 Jerry's right. You've got to apologize. 583 00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:25,831 Fine. 584 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:28,200 Oh, what, are you-- Are you gonna go in begrudgingly 585 00:24:28,268 --> 00:24:30,269 - Or are you gonna go in sincere? - Begrudgingly. 586 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:33,605 ( Sighs ) you can't give a begrudging apology. 587 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,107 You've gotta give a sincere apology. 588 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,009 I'll go somewhere between 589 00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,977 Begrudging and sincere. How's that? 590 00:24:39,012 --> 00:24:40,612 Somewhere between? Where between? 591 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,448 - I'll straddle the line. - What kind of line? 592 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:45,284 It's not completely sincere and it's not completely begrudging. 593 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,052 I'll tell you where the line is-- The line is 594 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,154 You probably fuck up the apology. That's the line. 595 00:24:49,189 --> 00:24:52,524 If i fuck up the apology, then i'll apologize for the bad apology. 596 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:55,027 You can't apologize for an apology! 597 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:56,528 You get one shot, that's it. 598 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,997 Hey, what about cheryl? 599 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:05,571 -Okay. -There you go. 600 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:08,073 - All right. - I'm gonna hate myself more than normally. 601 00:25:09,209 --> 00:25:11,076 Hey, jeff, did you see my cell phone? 602 00:25:11,144 --> 00:25:12,644 Uh, no, i did not. 603 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,313 Hi, Lar. Oh, here it is. 604 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,682 All right, listen. I've gotta run. 605 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:18,617 Don't forget to pick up Sammy, okay? 606 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,419 - I'm not gonna forget. - Susie: all right. 607 00:25:20,487 --> 00:25:21,920 - Hey. - What? 608 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:24,256 No "thank you, Larry, 609 00:25:24,257 --> 00:25:27,259 for saving my life"? 610 00:25:27,327 --> 00:25:30,095 Saving my life? How'd you save my life? 611 00:25:30,130 --> 00:25:32,531 - You didn't save my life. - I diagnosed your illness. 612 00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:34,667 All right. Well, it's treated, and i'm feeling great. 613 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:37,169 - Give it up, man. - Give what up? 614 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,438 What kind of person doesn't say thank you to another person for saving their life? 615 00:25:39,439 --> 00:25:42,041 - Oh, larry, thank you so much. - I'm glad you're feeling better. 616 00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:44,410 You saved my life. I'd be dead without you. 617 00:25:44,444 --> 00:25:46,578 - You would be! - Oh, bullshit! 618 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,714 You know what happens to lyme disease if it's left untreated? 619 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:51,283 - What? - Everything goes-- The kidneys, the joints, 620 00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:53,952 - The lungs, the heart-- Everything! - Well, then you should be 621 00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:56,588 Very glad i'm feeling better, shouldn't you?! 622 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,123 If somebody saved my life, i'd be fucking kissing-- 623 00:25:58,158 --> 00:25:59,892 You didn't save my life, asshole! 624 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:02,161 - You know what? - What? 625 00:26:02,195 --> 00:26:05,764 Next time i'm not gonna say anything, okay?! 626 00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:08,267 I'm gonna keep my mouth shut and let you die! 627 00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:10,202 - You want me to die? Get the hell out of here. - You know what? 628 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,237 You've got a little spot on your forehead. 629 00:26:12,272 --> 00:26:14,239 - Get the hell out of here. - Don't get it checked out. It's not skin cancer. 630 00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:15,974 - Out out out out! - Don't check that out, 631 00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:17,743 That little spot you got there. 632 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:21,680 I just wanted to apologize 633 00:26:21,715 --> 00:26:24,316 If i offended you 634 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:26,318 Or insulted you 635 00:26:26,353 --> 00:26:29,054 In any way. 636 00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:34,093 So this is me 637 00:26:34,127 --> 00:26:36,228 Apologizing. 638 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:39,765 It's about as sorry as i can get. 639 00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:43,235 I guess my question is: 640 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,473 Was it sorry enough? 641 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,509 That's it? 642 00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:52,177 - No good? - "No good"? 643 00:26:52,212 --> 00:26:54,513 - Too begrudging? - Very begrudging. 644 00:26:55,515 --> 00:26:57,516 Can i apologize for the apology? 645 00:26:57,584 --> 00:26:59,985 You know what? I want to put the kibosh 646 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,855 On our relationship. 647 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:06,458 I can see where this road is going and i don't like it, 648 00:27:06,493 --> 00:27:10,829 So we're done. The reunion show is off. 649 00:27:10,864 --> 00:27:12,831 - Yeah. - Good luck to you. 650 00:27:12,866 --> 00:27:16,301 - I'll be fine. - Good luck to your network, 651 00:27:16,336 --> 00:27:20,973 - Thank you. - Okay, i could not find your acid reflux pills, 652 00:27:21,007 --> 00:27:23,308 So i got you tums and echinacea. 653 00:27:23,343 --> 00:27:24,777 - Thank you. - I found the ginseng. 654 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,012 - Oh, what's the matter, you sick? - I have a stiff neck. 655 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:29,948 I have aches. I have pains. 656 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:34,053 - I'm not well. - Have you been in any tall grass recently? 657 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,888 In the hamptons over the weekend, 658 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:37,890 Yes, with my kid. Why? 659 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,660 No reason. 660 00:27:54,574 --> 00:27:56,842 Larry, you saved my life. 661 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:59,011 - Ah. - Now go do what you do. 662 00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,412 - Okay. - Okay. 663 00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:02,348 Hey, everybody, let's get back to work. 664 00:28:02,382 --> 00:28:03,649 - All right. - All right. 665 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,751 Pick it up from kramer's entrance. 666 00:28:05,819 --> 00:28:07,820 - Yup. - All right. 667 00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:13,058 Larry, i want you back. 668 00:28:13,093 --> 00:28:15,194 Let's go home and make love. 669 00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:18,764 ( People chatting ) 670 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:30,943 ( People crying ) 671 00:28:36,616 --> 00:28:38,384 Ah. 672 00:28:56,036 --> 00:28:58,103 ( Phone rings ) 673 00:28:58,138 --> 00:29:00,773 - Jerry: hello. Hey. - Hey. So guess what. 674 00:29:00,807 --> 00:29:02,374 - What? - Show's back on. 675 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:03,809 - Get out of here! - Yeah! 676 00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:05,711 - Unbelievable. - I know! 677 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,980 - What did you do? - I talked to goodman 678 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:10,049 - And i straightened it out. - And you apologized. 679 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:13,152 - No. - Well, listen. You'll never believe what happened to me. 680 00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:15,087 I'm driving along-- I'm in beverly hills-- 681 00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:17,156 You'll never guess who i bump into. 682 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:18,924 - I give up. - Meg ryan. 683 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,393 - Who? - Meg ryan. 684 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:24,196 - Really? - And i said, "you are absolutely 685 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,665 Our dream cast 686 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,033 For george's ex-Wife." 687 00:29:28,068 --> 00:29:29,802 - And she's gonna do it! - What? 688 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:32,004 - I'm gonna put her on. Hold on. - Meg: larry! 689 00:29:32,072 --> 00:29:34,773 Isn't this great! George's ex-Wife! 690 00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:36,675 ( Laughs ) i can't bel-- It's such a great idea. 691 00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:39,345 Anyway, i just wanted to say thanks. Here's jerry. 692 00:29:39,379 --> 00:29:41,947 Jerry: show's back on! Meg ryan's in! 693 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:43,682 We are gold! 694 00:29:43,717 --> 00:29:45,150 ( Theme music playing ) 695 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net