1 00:00:04,130 --> 00:00:06,216 In the early days of the Internet, 2 00:00:06,299 --> 00:00:10,803 you couldn't stream movies or summon Thai food to your doorstep. 3 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:16,351 But if you were interested in text-based news about upcoming physics lectures, 4 00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:18,186 it was a great time to be alive. 5 00:00:18,269 --> 00:00:19,562 Holy moly. 6 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,652 Dad. 7 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:28,154 - Dad! - I'm in the shower! 8 00:00:28,238 --> 00:00:32,033 - It's an emergency. - Fine! Come in. 9 00:00:33,785 --> 00:00:34,869 Dad? 10 00:00:34,953 --> 00:00:36,955 I thought you had to use the bathroom. 11 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:39,165 At 7:23 in the morning? 12 00:00:39,249 --> 00:00:41,501 Why do I print schedules if you're not gonna read them? 13 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:44,295 - Tell me what you want. - What are we doing next weekend? 14 00:00:44,379 --> 00:00:46,381 This ain't sounding like an emergency. 15 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:50,927 It is. Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture, and I really need to go. 16 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,097 Can we talk when I'm out of the shower? 17 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:55,138 Pick up the pace. 18 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:59,561 According to the schedule you don't read, I'm due in there in six minutes. 19 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:04,148 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 20 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:06,943 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 21 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:09,904 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 22 00:01:09,988 --> 00:01:12,615 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 23 00:01:12,699 --> 00:01:16,619 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 24 00:01:18,955 --> 00:01:19,955 So can we go? 25 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:23,167 I don't know. Take a shower. 26 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:26,296 I still have two minutes and 15 seconds. Let's nail this down. 27 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,716 Where's the lecture? 28 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:31,551 If the answer's Dallas, we're not going. 29 00:01:31,634 --> 00:01:33,720 - Good news: it's not Dallas. - Where? 30 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:35,430 Pasadena, California. 31 00:01:35,513 --> 00:01:38,433 California? That's a lot further than Dallas. 32 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:41,311 1,232 miles further as the crow flies. 33 00:01:41,394 --> 00:01:43,521 But kudos to you for being up on your geography. 34 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,566 There's no way we're going to California. 35 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:49,819 If Stephen Hawking can make it in a wheelchair, I'm sure we can manage. 36 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:52,405 Sheldon, airplane tickets are expensive. 37 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,782 Hotels are expensive. We can't afford it. 38 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:56,826 But his health is fragile. 39 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:59,746 This might be my only chance to ever see him in person. 40 00:02:01,706 --> 00:02:03,291 I'm sorry, buddy. 41 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:08,129 I would like to discuss this further, but I only have 22 seconds 42 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:10,965 to be in the shower, and buttons slow me down. 43 00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:17,847 This is the moment we lost that game. 44 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:21,434 But one bad play doesn't mean you give up. 45 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:25,813 We had plenty of time to turn it around, but y'all decided it was over. 46 00:02:25,897 --> 00:02:28,900 I don't want to ever see that happen again. 47 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:33,196 Next time something seems out of your reach, you do not quit. 48 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:35,031 You just dig deeper. 49 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:38,743 Does that mean if I find an affordable flight to California, we can go? 50 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:46,668 Hi. Can I help you? 51 00:02:46,751 --> 00:02:49,045 I'm trying to find the cheapest flight to California 52 00:02:49,128 --> 00:02:52,590 - for me and my father. - Okay. Well, have a seat. 53 00:02:52,674 --> 00:02:54,676 You looking to go to Disneyland? 54 00:02:54,759 --> 00:02:57,804 The only ride I'm interested in is the intellectual roller coaster 55 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,639 of Stephen Hawking's mind. 56 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:02,558 And where is that located? 57 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:04,769 Well, Stephen Hawking's head. 58 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,813 But that will be at Caltech in Pasadena. 59 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:08,439 Got it. 60 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:10,316 When, uh, were you looking to fly? 61 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,152 - Next weekend. - Oh, wow, that's pretty soon. 62 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,779 Traveling last-minute can be pricey. 63 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,781 Are there discounts available? 64 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,033 Are you a member of any frequent-flier programs? 65 00:03:19,117 --> 00:03:21,035 No, I've never flown before. 66 00:03:21,119 --> 00:03:26,165 Well, ways to keep the cost down are: flying on weekdays, multiple layovers, 67 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:29,419 or this probably doesn't apply, but airlines offer special fares 68 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:31,796 if there's been a death in the family. 69 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,798 Interesting. May I use your phone? 70 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:38,094 Hello? 71 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:40,346 - What else you got? - Hello? 72 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,890 - See you. - Where you going? 73 00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:44,016 Out with Jana. 74 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,436 You've been spending a lot of time with her lately. 75 00:03:46,519 --> 00:03:48,312 Is she your girlfriend? 76 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,064 Dad, can you make her stop? 77 00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:52,400 I could but I won't. Also, I can't. 78 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,610 I just want to know what's going on in your life. 79 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:58,489 If this girl is someone special to you, then she's special to me. 80 00:03:58,573 --> 00:04:00,992 - Come on. - Mary, enough. 81 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,910 - What? I want to know. - Bye. 82 00:04:02,994 --> 00:04:04,537 If it helps, I don't care. 83 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:07,081 It does. Thank you. 84 00:04:07,165 --> 00:04:09,208 Why doesn't he tell me anything? 85 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:11,711 When you were a teenager, did you tell your parents stuff? 86 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:14,547 - Well, no. - Then why do you expect him to? 87 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:16,549 Because I'm a cool, fun mom. 88 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:21,137 Dad, good news. 89 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:24,307 Airline tickets to California are more affordable than you think. 90 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:26,934 - We're not going. - What's all this about? 91 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:29,312 Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture at Caltech. 92 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:32,231 If we leave on Wednesday and are willing to make four layovers, 93 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:36,444 in Boise, Denver, Albuquerque, and Fargo, we can get there for only $95 each. 94 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:39,947 I have a job. I can't just leave in the middle of the week. 95 00:04:40,031 --> 00:04:41,157 Well, then what about Mom? 96 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,118 Sorry, Shelly, we're not in a position to do this. 97 00:04:44,202 --> 00:04:46,370 But Stephen Hawking's my hero. 98 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,331 Imagine if you got a chance to see Jesus 99 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:51,125 or Dad got to meet the man who invented beer. 100 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,925 Someone's Underoos are in a knot. 101 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:01,385 My Underoos are fitting just fine, thank you. 102 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,346 Then why is there a stick up your butt? 103 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:06,724 - Stop making inquiries about my bottom. - But I enjoy it. 104 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:10,520 Mom and Dad won't take me to California to see Stephen Hawking. 105 00:05:10,603 --> 00:05:12,855 You thought they would take you to California? 106 00:05:12,939 --> 00:05:13,897 Yes. 107 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:16,108 They wouldn't even buy me this book at the book fair. 108 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:19,821 I had to get it at the library. There's a booger on one of the pages. 109 00:05:19,904 --> 00:05:22,740 Well, I may never get another chance to see him in person. 110 00:05:22,824 --> 00:05:25,076 Suck it up. You always get everything you want. 111 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:26,536 That's not true. 112 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:28,746 You got a computer. 113 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:30,873 - I'm reading a booger book. - Fine. 114 00:05:30,957 --> 00:05:32,583 How do you recommend I "suck it up"? 115 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:35,753 I don't know, when you don't get your way, shut up and move on. 116 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:37,964 - Is that what you do? - Yeah. 117 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:39,841 And that's why you don't have a computer. 118 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:54,522 Georgie is my son. I have the right to know who he's spending time with. 119 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,107 You talking about Jana? 120 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,318 - You know her? - Well, I don't really know her. 121 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:02,947 I've seen them hanging out together at Dale's store a couple of times. 122 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,241 - She's cute. - Great. 123 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,118 So you know more than I do. 124 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,036 Always have. 125 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:14,333 I don't feel I'm being out of line wanting to... 126 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:19,463 know how old this girl is, or what church she goes to, or her last name. 127 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,547 Owens. 128 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,926 What? Now you know. 129 00:06:24,886 --> 00:06:27,930 - Unbelievable. - Oh, jeez. 130 00:06:28,014 --> 00:06:31,767 You worry about Sheldon not being normal, now about Georgie being normal. 131 00:06:31,851 --> 00:06:33,436 How did I raise such a turd? 132 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:36,564 I am not that word. 133 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:41,402 If you can't say the word, you might be the word. 134 00:06:41,861 --> 00:06:42,861 Hm. 135 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,619 Over the next few days, I tried to take my sister's advice 136 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:50,953 and "suck it up." 137 00:06:51,037 --> 00:06:54,916 But how could I, when everything reminded me of Stephen Hawking? 138 00:07:02,924 --> 00:07:06,385 L-E-A-R-N. 139 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:07,637 That is correct. 140 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,972 - Now spell... - Oh, dear! 141 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:19,357 It's actually a shampoo for ladies, but my hair just responds to it. 142 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:25,571 - So what are you doing Friday night? - No plans. 143 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:27,573 My parents are gonna be out of town. 144 00:07:28,783 --> 00:07:29,783 Really? 145 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:31,661 Wanna come over? 146 00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:37,708 My parents won't let me if your folks ain't there. 147 00:07:37,792 --> 00:07:38,793 Okay. 148 00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:42,463 But I guess I don't have to tell them. 149 00:07:43,673 --> 00:07:44,924 Cool. 150 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:47,093 Okay, that's it. 151 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:49,845 Nothing was able to shake me from my doldrums, 152 00:07:49,929 --> 00:07:52,848 not even Dr. Sturgis' jaunty new sweater-vest. 153 00:07:52,932 --> 00:07:55,601 - Sheldon? - Yes? 154 00:07:55,685 --> 00:07:58,354 You seem distracted. 155 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:01,565 I wanted to see Stephen Hawking speak at Caltech, 156 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,651 but my parents can't afford the trip. 157 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,695 That's too bad. 158 00:08:05,778 --> 00:08:07,989 Dr. H puts on a heck of a show. 159 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:09,532 I believe it. 160 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:14,412 Would it make you feel better to know this vest is reversible? 161 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:16,956 - A little. Thanks. - Wait. 162 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:20,209 I may be able to help you with Hawking. 163 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:23,462 - Really? - This vest is not the only thing 164 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,464 that's full of surprises. 165 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,679 - Where you going? - Out. 166 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,014 Out where? 167 00:08:33,097 --> 00:08:35,057 Jana's. 168 00:08:35,141 --> 00:08:37,101 - Her parents gonna be there? - Yep. 169 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,729 Okay. Let me just call and make sure. 170 00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:42,440 Owens. 171 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,525 Owens. 172 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:45,985 That's her last name, right? 173 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:48,529 Why are you being so weird? 174 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,990 I'm not being weird. Are you? 175 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:54,160 - No. - Good. No one's being weird. 176 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:56,620 - Don't call them. - Why not? 177 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,289 Why can't you trust me? 178 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,378 Because I know that you're lying. 179 00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:08,549 - What? No, I'm not. - I heard you on the phone with Jana. 180 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:09,717 You spied on me? 181 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:13,095 I didn't mean to, but I'm glad that I did, because you just lied to my face. 182 00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:14,805 You're not going anywhere. 183 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:17,058 Try and stop me. 184 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:20,019 You walk out that door, and your father gets involved. 185 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,317 I don't need this. 186 00:09:31,489 --> 00:09:32,615 Dang. 187 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,578 Dad. 188 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,955 - You missed everything. - What happened? 189 00:09:40,039 --> 00:09:42,249 Georgie lied to Mom to be alone at Jana's house, 190 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,460 but Mom knew because she listened in on his call. 191 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:45,961 Oh, boy. 192 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:47,713 Now he's grounded and everyone's mad. 193 00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:49,465 Not me. I'm super happy. 194 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:52,384 Well, bye. 195 00:09:52,468 --> 00:09:55,721 Dad, the university offered to pay for us to go to California! 196 00:09:55,805 --> 00:09:58,974 - They're putting us up in a hotel. - You're kidding. 197 00:09:59,058 --> 00:10:01,769 - We're going to California? - No, just me and Dad. 198 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,816 That's fair. I'm so happy for you. 199 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:11,946 Sometimes sarcasm was laid on so thick even I could detect it. 200 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:13,489 Thanks! 201 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,534 This was not one of those times. 202 00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:20,871 I see. Well, no, that makes sense. 203 00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:23,332 Okay, John, thanks. 204 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,959 Bye. 205 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:27,837 Sheldon was right. 206 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,714 - They're offering to pay for the whole trip. - Why? 207 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,091 Sturgis talked to his boss, 208 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:34,969 and they really want to keep Sheldon going to school there. 209 00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:37,513 I guess I could take him. 210 00:10:38,848 --> 00:10:40,683 Why you? He asked me first. 211 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:45,229 I'm mad at Georgie right now. It'd be good for us to have some space. 212 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,816 So, you pick a fight with Georgie, and I don't get to go to California? 213 00:10:51,152 --> 00:10:52,570 Fine, you can go. 214 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,196 Thank you. 215 00:10:55,156 --> 00:10:58,742 Have fun managing Sheldon's bathroom schedule in different time zones. 216 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:12,464 Let me get a picture of my boys before their big trip. 217 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,258 It's smart to document this. 218 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:18,304 Next time you see me, I'll have been in the presence of Stephen Hawking. 219 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:21,056 - Smile. - I'd prefer to look serious. 220 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:23,517 This may appear in a textbook someday. 221 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:26,854 - Say, "Stephen Hawking." - Stephen Hawking. 222 00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:30,232 Aw, you made me smile. 223 00:11:36,447 --> 00:11:38,032 Wash up for dinner. 224 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:41,243 - I ain't eating. - Well, you're not watching TV. 225 00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:43,871 I can't leave the house, and now I can't watch TV. 226 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:46,582 Yeah, it's called being grounded. 227 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,754 I can't wait to move out. 228 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:52,922 What was that? 229 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:56,759 Next time, I'll say it on the phone so you can hear me. 230 00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:05,976 You keep frowning like that, you're gonna get wrinkles like your Meemaw. 231 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,269 You look great. 232 00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:10,522 I know, I just wanted to hear you say it. 233 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,152 What's on your mind? 234 00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:17,655 Sheldon always gets everything he wants. 235 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,407 I guess he does. 236 00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:21,951 That's not fair, huh? 237 00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,244 No! 238 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:27,831 On the other hand, he's just going to some science lecture. 239 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,627 I know, but he gets to go on a plane to California. 240 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,045 Planes aren't all that great. 241 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,673 You can't even smoke on them anymore. 242 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:40,678 I tell you what, after practice today, you and me will do something fun. 243 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,138 - Can I have my first cigarette? - No! 244 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,641 Can I get my ears pierced? 245 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,227 Your mom won't like that. 246 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,271 So maybe. 247 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,574 All right, 34-A and B this is us. 248 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,618 All right, you want the aisle or the window? 249 00:13:04,702 --> 00:13:06,078 Which one is assigned to me? 250 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,913 It doesn't matter, just pick one. 251 00:13:07,997 --> 00:13:10,916 Well, if I sit by the window, I can watch the takeoff and landing, 252 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,669 but if I sit on the aisle, I'm closer to the bathroom. 253 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:14,837 Here we go. 254 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,132 Although if I'm by the window, you'll have to get up when I use the bathroom. 255 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:21,218 But if I'm not, I'll have to get up when you use the bathroom. 256 00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:23,637 - Just pick one. - It's a tricky decision. 257 00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:27,391 - My bladder's smaller than yours... - Everything okay here? 258 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,310 - About to be. Here! - Agh! 259 00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:31,478 Aisle it is! We're good. 260 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,105 Oh, okay. 261 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:40,321 - You want to help me with this? - No. 262 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,697 Hey! 263 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,532 You're the one who lied to me. 264 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:47,411 Well, I'm done talking to you, so it'll never happen again. 265 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,875 What? 266 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:55,794 I know you don't want to talk, and that's fine. You can just listen. 267 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:01,467 Life is hard enough if you make good decisions, 268 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,595 but if you make bad ones, it gets even harder. 269 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,972 Nothing was gonna happen with Jana. 270 00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:10,017 - Georgie... - No! You always assume the worst with me. 271 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,978 I'm sorry you were a perfect kid and I'm just a screwup. 272 00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:15,689 You are not a screwup. 273 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,109 And I was not a perfect kid. 274 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,904 Oh, what'd you do, sleep through church one morning? 275 00:14:23,489 --> 00:14:25,949 For your information... 276 00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:30,579 I used to skip class so that I could... 277 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,792 drink beer in my boyfriend's truck. 278 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:37,961 Dad had a truck back then? 279 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,464 Not talking about your dad. 280 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,299 Whoa. 281 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,888 I also... 282 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:52,017 stole your Meemaw's car and crashed it into a ditch. 283 00:14:52,101 --> 00:14:54,520 Really? With that boyfriend who wasn't Dad? 284 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,854 Missing the point! 285 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,857 If the point is you made some bad decisions and turned out fine, 286 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,401 then why you being so hard on me? 287 00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:04,154 Because some decisions you cannot walk away from 288 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:06,573 and they will affect the rest of your life. 289 00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:09,284 If you're talking about Jana getting pregnant, she ain't gonna. 290 00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:11,870 That is what I thought, and the next thing I know, 291 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,123 I'm at the courthouse getting married. 292 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:18,043 You got married because you were pregnant? 293 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,173 Yes. 294 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:29,346 - So, I was a mistake? - No! No! Ugh... 295 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,723 You are a blessing. 296 00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,602 The mistake was lying to my parents, 297 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:39,481 so that I could spend the night at your dad's house. 298 00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:41,692 And, you know, tequila. 299 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,153 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 300 00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,530 We're expecting a smooth flight to Los Angeles. 301 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,907 Before we take off, please direct your attention 302 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:52,578 to the flight attendants as they review some important safety procedures. 303 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:55,873 "Safety procedures"? Oh, baby. 304 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:59,042 Take a minute to locate the exit closest to you. 305 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,670 The nearest exit could be behind you. 306 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,256 Should the cabin experience sudden pressure loss, 307 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,092 oxygen masks will drop down from above your seat. 308 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,178 Why would the cabin lose pressure? 309 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:12,514 - It won't. - ...over your mouth and nose like this, 310 00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:14,975 pull the strap to tighten it. 311 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,768 If you are traveling with children, 312 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,939 make sure that your own mask is on first before helping your child. 313 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:24,860 - I don't like this at all. - It's just a precaution, you know. 314 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,195 Perfectly safe. 315 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:29,948 In the unlikely event of a water landing and evacuation... 316 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:33,494 Water landing, water landing, water landing... 317 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:34,577 I can't do this. 318 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,793 Keep going, we'll be right back. 319 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:43,045 Uh, sir? 320 00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:45,514 - Sheldon, come out of there! - No! 321 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,716 At least open the door. 322 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,969 Tell them I need to get off. 323 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,223 Sir? You both need to return to your seats. 324 00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:56,141 Just one second. 325 00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:57,225 Sir. 326 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,606 If you want to see Stephen Hawking, we have to sit down right now. 327 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,566 It's too dangerous. I can't! 328 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:08,529 It's okay to be scared. That's when you got to dig deep and be brave. 329 00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:11,740 - What do you say? - No! I'm your terrified little boy! 330 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,075 Okay. 331 00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:16,119 - Sir, please, they're gonna call security. - Just one more second. 332 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:20,040 Mr. Spock! 333 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,668 He flies around all the time in that spaceship. 334 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,629 - He's not afraid, is he? - I'm not Mr. Spock. 335 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,966 No, but I've seen you pretend to be him. 336 00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:34,054 Could you do that right now? You be Spock, I'll be Kirk. 337 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,017 Maybe. 338 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,396 Okay, Mr. Spock. 339 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,524 Your first order is to return to your seat. 340 00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:48,610 Aye, captain. 341 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,032 Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff. 342 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,371 You okay, Mr. Spock? 343 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,498 Doing my best, sir. 344 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,589 The captain and Mr. Spock don't hold hands. 345 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,674 Sorry. 346 00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,893 Okay, maybe just this once. 347 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,667 I think we've been lied to about California. 348 00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,753 No one on this campus is tan at all. 349 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,673 No, they are not. 350 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,555 Imagine all the stimulating conversations that must go on at these tables. 351 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,015 I bet. 352 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:04,519 I can see myself going here one day. 353 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,481 I think you'd fit right in.