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Previously on This Is Us...
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If you really want to do this,
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let's take in an older kid
who no one else
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in the whole damn world is gonna help.
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Manny say what...?!
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Casey, it's not your fault
the show is so bad.
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It's you guys!
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I quit.
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BOBBY: I don't care
what dress size you wear.
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You're not good enough, honey.
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KATE: It wasn't about my weight;
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It was about my lack of ability...
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which is fantastic,
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'cause I can do this.
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I have been drunk for weeks.
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If you have a problem,
we will fix it together.
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I just need you to get in the car.
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♪
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Hey.
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You kicked this once before,
you will kick it again.
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It was not easy... Bec, back then.
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But you stopped.
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- Right?
- (whispers): Yeah.
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I asked you to stop drinking,
and you stopped.
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You did stop?
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It's only been these
last few months this time.
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How did you stop before, Jack?
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♪
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(phone ringing)
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♪
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We have some lovely diamond solitaires.
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No, no, no. Diamonds...
diamonds are for anyone, okay?
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My wife is not anyone.
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You know Mary Tyler Moore?
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- Sure.
- The actress? Good.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, you know Farrah Fawcett?
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- (chuckles) Sure.
- Good.
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Now, if you smush 'em
both together, that's my wife.
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(softly): Ah.
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♪
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Hi, baby.
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The drinking has to stop.
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So if it's a problem, fix it.
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Be a man and fix it.
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JACK: No more drinking.
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- Listen, you can't just stop.
- I can.
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For you, I can.
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I will.
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♪
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Pile drive! Whoo!
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♪
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(phone ringing)
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REBECCA: Yes. Okay, finish this page,
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and then we got to get
ready for school.
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KATE: Okay.
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- Hello.
- (man speaking indistinctly)
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No, that's...
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REBECCA: Got to get ready
for school. Let's go, let's go.
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Yeah. I'm sorry, sir. That...
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I thought the paperwork was
already filed on that permit.
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- (man speaks indistinctly)
- Oh. I'm-I'm on my way now.
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I'll-I'll do it when I get in, okay?
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Yeah.
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(Rebecca speaking indistinctly)
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REBECCA: You need to take a shower.
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- That's mine! It's mine!
- (kids clamoring)
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It's mine!
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♪
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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*
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- No, you stop it!
- No, you stop it!
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- Boys. Stop touching each other.
- You had... Stop it!
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(boys shouting)
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- Stop touching me!
- Hey!
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Hi.
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Jack Pearson. Have we met?
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Have we met?
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- Oh, we've met.
- (chuckles) Good morning.
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- KEVIN: Dad, Dad, listen to this.
- Yeah? Yeah? What?
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I pity the fool who runs home
crying to his mama!
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- Okay.
- What do you think?
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- It's my Mr. T.
- School talent show tonight.
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- JACK: All right!
- Yeah.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah?
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- I want to show you my talent.
- Okay.
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Yeah, that's gonna kill, a yo-yo trick.
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Kev. Cool it.
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- It's a yo-yo trick!
- Cool it.
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Yeah. I'll see you there after work.
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- You better.
- Okay.
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Hey, Bug, should we give
Daddy just a little preview?
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- I don't want to.
- Just give him a little preview.
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You-you don't want
to be nice to your dad?
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Come on, let me see.
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♪ But if we are wise ♪
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♪ We know that there's ♪
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♪ Always tomorrow ♪
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♪ Lean on me. ♪
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That was so good!
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If you just hold out that last note
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a little bit longer, though,
Bug, it'll be perfect.
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But really good.
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So good.
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(mouthing)
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♪
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That one's my favorite.
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Don't make fun of me.
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Kevin, you've been eating six
ounces of plain chicken breast
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every meal for the last two weeks.
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Your ab game is strong, I promise.
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Yeah. I know... look, I know
this whole thing seems stupid,
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but this is a big deal to me, you know?
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I mean, you're here, right?
My whole family's flying in.
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The Manny made me, Soph.
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It made me, and then it ruined me.
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And now they ask me to return
to do this special episode,
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but really I'm just returning
to the scene of the crime.
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Right? Let's be honest.
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I really need tonight to go well.
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You know? I-I need to prove to everyone
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that I'm the bigger man.
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But, like, the funnier bigger man.
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You know what I need? I need it to go
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like when George Clooney returned to do
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that last episode of ER...
do you remember that?
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That was cool.
That's what I need.
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That's what I'm going for.
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I need people to love me...
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the way they loved Clooney.
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This is your least attractive side.
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You know that, right?
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Yeah.
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(laughs)
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All right, girls, time to go.
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- Got your schoolwork?
- In our bags.
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- You didn't pack any liquids...
- All under 3.4 ounces.
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BETH: License?
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- Uh, check. Rental car confirmation?
- Got it.
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- We'll pack the trunk.
- RANDALL: What do you mean...
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Don't start. We're better at it.
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Excuse me.
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- That's heavy. You sure you got it?
- I got it.
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You guys...
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- (Tess speaks indistinctly)
- Okay.
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We have to do this?
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We really have to travel
across country for the weekend
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to see a taping of the least
funniest show in the world?
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Yeah, we do. And don't do that
with the "not funny."
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Kevin's sensitive... he already feels
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like you don't think he's funny.
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- I don't think he's funny.
- Well, don't say that.
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You know we have to
tell the girls, right?
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We're gonna foster a kid, bring
another child into the home,
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- they need to know about it.
- I know.
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Well, how come you haven't filled out
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your forms, then, man? I finished mine.
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- What, you want a cookie?
- We told the social worker
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we'd have it to her by the end
of the day today, so...
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I'll fill mine out
on the plane, I promise.
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It's just so comprehensive.
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And the questions are so personal.
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"Are you usually home
from work by 6:00 p.m.?"
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"Do you spend time in nature?"
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"Are you sexually satisfied
by your partner?"
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What the hell does that have to do
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with what kind
of foster parent I'll be?
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What did you put for
that one, by they way?
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- I put "Generally yes."
- Uh-huh.
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"Except when I want a quickie
and my husband needs
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- too much romancing."
- What?!
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You can't...
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That's not funny.
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- Neither is your brother.
- Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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KATE: Tobe? Where's that
punch bowl that my mom sent us?
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If we don't put it out,
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she's gonna think that we don't use it.
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- We don't use it.
- She can't know that.
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Are those pigs in a blanket?
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These are for Miguel, all right?
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He loves these little cuties.
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Really?
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What? Miguel can get stuff, too.
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Huh? Y'all been sleeping
on my boy Miguel.
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Miguel gets no love.
And I feel that pain.
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Miguel and I, we are simpatico.
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All right? Two swarthy outsiders
with exotic names.
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I just don't want my mom
thinking that we sit around
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just stuffing our faces.
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Hey. I made this dipping
sauce with nut cheese.
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So it's healthy.
And it's fun to say, FYI.
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- Nut cheese. All right?
- Okay.
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And Miguel is the key to my plan
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- to win over your mom.
- My mom thinks you're great.
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Uh, your mom thinks I'm a guy
who has heart attacks
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and falls through coffee tables.
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What the hell? What the actual hell?
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Why won't this throw just throw?
Why won't it just look normal?!
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- What is happening?
- (panting)
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Tobe...
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you don't... you don't understand.
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Every time my mom comes to visit,
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she comes in hot, looks me up and down
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like she's fitting me
for a freaking bra,
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and then she starts criticizing me
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with these seemingly
innocuous questions.
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I...
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Okay. I'm not going to overreact
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to everything she says this time.
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- Okay.
- I'm not gonna behave like a child.
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- Good.
- (knock on door)
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Grown-ups.
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- Grown-ups.
- (groans)
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All right.
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- TOBY: Hey!
- KATE: Hi!
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- Oh, sweetheart.
- Hi, Mom.
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- ¿Como estas?
- Really good.
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- Hi.
- KATE: How are you?
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Oh, you look so good!
Let me look at you.
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- You look so good.
- Do I smell pigs in a blanket?
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Oh, Miguel, do you have a nose on you.
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You sure as hell do. Come on.
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I love pigs in a blanket.
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He did make the dipping sauce
with nut cheese, so...
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Come in.
- Thanks. Wow.
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Look at this place.
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Will you do your meltdown for me?
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- Huh?
- That thing from TMZ when you quit.
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No.
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Oh, come on, it was
my favorite thing from the show.
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Babe, that was not part of
the show. That-that was a...
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That was a bad moment
of my life. I'm not...
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- Why are you watching this crap?!
- Okay.
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Shame on you for making me famous!
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Shame on all of us!
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No, that's not even close.
Babe, it was... I mean, I was...
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I was, like... I was losing... I was...
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I can't feel my face right now!
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Shame on you for making me famous!
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Shame on me for taking the money!
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Shame on all of us!
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(slow clapping)
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Wonderful, Kevin, just wonderful.
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It's literally like we're
picking up where we left off.
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No. No. We, um...
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We were just m... messing arou...
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Listen, I, um...
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Casey, I'm here to serve, okay?
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Love the script.
I think it's great. Very funny.
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I've got no notes, no questions.
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So...
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And the show, I mean, the show,
you know, it seems to be doing...
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great without me.
I caught a couple episodes.
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America seems to really be
liking the-the black Manny.
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Which I think, hey,
you know, great for America.
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Black Manny, you know?
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Especially in these...
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these times... we're... living in.
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- I'm gonna go to my office.
- Okay.
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(laughing)
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What are you...
Well, thanks for the help.
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♪
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Well, that was brutal.
I need a drink.
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(clears throat)
Liquid lunch?
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00:11:54,445 --> 00:11:57,741
No, I'm good. I got some
calls to catch up on.
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♪
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But as soon as they left for the day,
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I went straight to the garage
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where I knew I still had
a bottle hidden.
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I've never felt so weak.
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So small.
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MAN: Thanks for sharing, Chris.
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Would anyone else like to check in?
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SOPHIE: I just got this new trampoline.
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- It's so cool.
- Hey, Sophie.
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- You want to see my talent?
- Sure.
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KEVIN: It's gonna blow minds.
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♪ Sometimes in our lives ♪
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- ♪ We all have pain ♪
- (car horn honks)
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Hey, Katie girl.
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What are you doing here?
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Just needed to see you.
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Get in.
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(Rebecca humming "Lean on Me")
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That door goes to nowhere.
285
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Staircase to nowhere,
a couple more doors to nowhere.
286
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And that's the tour.
Man, I cannot believe
287
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you guys came all this way
just for this; This is so great.
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- Of course we were gonna come.
- RANDALL: Damn straight.
289
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- Manny say what...?!
- There it is! (Laughs)
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- Thank you, Randall.
- (laughter)
291
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Manny say what?!
292
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- No. Stop. Miguel. Just...
- It's nice.
293
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Um, okay. The seats for you guys
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are gonna be right here
in the front. Front row.
295
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- Front row?
- Yes, the front row.
296
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Are you kidding me? Only the best
seats for my best girls, right?
297
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,587
And that includes you, too, Beth.
298
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And I want you to know
299
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I think you're really
gonna enjoy this episode.
300
00:14:04,617 --> 00:14:06,678
It's a funny one. Lots of funny stuff.
301
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,250
Okay.
302
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,036
KEVIN: All right, you guys,
I got to go get ready.
303
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,766
So do me a favor, can you please
be nice to Sophie? Please?
304
00:14:13,903 --> 00:14:16,223
Kev, you know we like her
more than you.
305
00:14:16,248 --> 00:14:17,704
- This is what I keep telling him.
- Yeah, okay.
306
00:14:17,728 --> 00:14:19,422
So the tour's over.
I'm gonna go get ready.
307
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Erin, Erin, right over here,
308
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she's gonna take care of you, okay?
309
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- And I will see you guys after.
- All right, buddy.
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- All right. Thanks for coming.
- Have fun.
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- Keep it hood, Kevin.
- Carry on.
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Brian, good to see you.
Let's break legs tonight.
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Britney, how are you?
Good to see you.
314
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It's like I never left.
315
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- Kevin, new pink page.
- Yeah. What's this?
316
00:14:35,104 --> 00:14:37,874
Casey made some last-minute
revisions to the final scene.
317
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REPORTER: ...Scored three times,
helping the Penguins...
318
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- (station changes)
- (pop music playing)
319
00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:48,008
(station changes, radio turns off)
320
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Hey, are you excited about tonight?
321
00:14:50,154 --> 00:14:51,576
What? What is that face?
322
00:14:51,697 --> 00:14:52,842
Y-You love to sing.
323
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,893
Mom just makes it feel
like a job sometimes.
324
00:14:56,949 --> 00:14:59,813
Well, she's just trying
to make you better, kiddo.
325
00:14:59,838 --> 00:15:02,052
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
326
00:15:04,657 --> 00:15:07,767
Dad... everything okay at work?
327
00:15:08,987 --> 00:15:10,145
(scoffs) Yeah.
328
00:15:10,755 --> 00:15:12,174
(chuckles) Yeah. Yeah.
329
00:15:12,551 --> 00:15:14,020
Just, uh...
330
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:19,937
My boss has a way of making it
feel like a job sometimes.
331
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(chuckles)
332
00:15:36,453 --> 00:15:37,663
It's gonna be okay.
333
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,476
Yeah.
334
00:15:49,862 --> 00:15:52,562
- You should get back to school.
- You should go back to work.
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♪
336
00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:11,001
Alright everybody.
Welcome to "The Manny".
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- Let's hear it!
- (audience cheering)
338
00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:14,980
Come on! You can do better than that.
339
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,280
Yeah!
340
00:16:17,015 --> 00:16:20,894
Hey, I got one. Who wants to be
in a Manny dance competition?
341
00:16:20,922 --> 00:16:21,945
- Anybody?
- Oh, me. I can do it.
342
00:16:21,976 --> 00:16:23,096
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Right here!
343
00:16:23,096 --> 00:16:23,472
- Hey, Randall.
- Hmm?
344
00:16:23,472 --> 00:16:25,801
Enough already.
You avoided filling out
345
00:16:25,826 --> 00:16:27,533
these damn forms the entire flight.
346
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,290
- Oh, uh...
- Here. We have some time.
347
00:16:29,315 --> 00:16:30,401
You can fill them out now.
348
00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:32,190
Fine, Beth. Fine.
349
00:16:32,587 --> 00:16:33,877
- Fine.
- Okay.
350
00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:35,601
What are you guys doing?
351
00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:37,537
Nothing, it's just bills.
352
00:16:37,618 --> 00:16:39,530
- Mommy, have some wine.
- Hmm?
353
00:16:39,555 --> 00:16:41,423
- You relax when you have wine.
- All right.
354
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,827
Well, not everybody needs
to know that, okay?
355
00:16:43,852 --> 00:16:45,647
- You know what? I need a walk.
- Oh.
356
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:48,092
Where you going?
The show's about to start.
357
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,405
It's okay. Kevin says
these things can take hours.
358
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,178
Yeah, but... D-Did you say hours?
359
00:16:52,502 --> 00:16:53,772
Did you say hours?
360
00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:56,142
We're gonna be watching
The Manny for hours?
361
00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:00,014
Watch my purse, okay?
362
00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:01,596
- Okay.
- Stay with your grandma.
363
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,092
(phone vibrating)
364
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,639
Hello.
365
00:17:06,664 --> 00:17:09,718
Hey. You gonna tell me
what's on your mind?
366
00:17:09,924 --> 00:17:13,429
- I just...
- Wh... Why do these forms
367
00:17:13,454 --> 00:17:15,463
have you Randalling out so hard?
368
00:17:16,392 --> 00:17:17,723
It's pride, right?
369
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,622
You don't want to put down on paper
370
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,062
that your dad had a drinking problem
371
00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:22,684
and your bio dad had a drug problem.
372
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,229
- It's question 15.
- And you have a...
373
00:17:25,105 --> 00:17:26,398
What's question 15?
374
00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:28,144
"Do you think you can handle a kid
375
00:17:28,169 --> 00:17:30,014
with a history of physical abuse,
376
00:17:30,202 --> 00:17:32,730
sexual abuse, exposure to drugs?"
377
00:17:32,816 --> 00:17:35,073
- Oh, I just put "yes" to everything.
- I know, Beth.
378
00:17:35,247 --> 00:17:37,100
And what makes you think
we can handle that?
379
00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:38,959
And we're not talking
about a baby here.
380
00:17:38,984 --> 00:17:41,786
This is an older kid with
potentially serious issues.
381
00:17:41,941 --> 00:17:43,575
I don't know, I just do.
382
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,420
Do you think that's
a good enough answer?
383
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,989
Because once we tell the girls,
there's no turning back.
384
00:17:48,198 --> 00:17:51,189
- What exactly are you saying?
- Maybe we can't handle this.
385
00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:53,749
Maybe we're biting off
more than we can chew.
386
00:17:55,215 --> 00:17:57,544
- Are you really serious right now?
- Yes.
387
00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:02,966
- What? Are we not...?
- (sighs)
388
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,372
I guess we're picking up
the pace now? Is that it?
389
00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:06,577
I thought...
390
00:18:07,406 --> 00:18:08,450
Great.
391
00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,005
Okay. Thanks.
392
00:18:13,488 --> 00:18:15,083
- What? Who was that?
- (chuckles)
393
00:18:15,316 --> 00:18:16,536
It was the house band
394
00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:18,137
- that I sent my demo to.
- Shut up.
395
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:19,895
(chuckles) They need me
to fill in tonight.
396
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,865
- Their singer got strep throat.
- That is awesome.
397
00:18:21,889 --> 00:18:24,841
I knew strep throat had a
purpose. Good for strep throat.
398
00:18:24,866 --> 00:18:26,271
Okay. I'm gonna go
to the sound check.
399
00:18:26,295 --> 00:18:27,528
- Okay.
- Sound check?
400
00:18:27,683 --> 00:18:29,267
Who has a sound check? For what?
401
00:18:29,883 --> 00:18:31,299
Oh, it's not a big deal.
402
00:18:31,324 --> 00:18:34,856
I... I got a singing gig for tonight.
403
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:35,760
What?
404
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,897
(chuckles): Kate, that's amazing.
405
00:18:37,922 --> 00:18:40,006
Like I said, it's not a big deal, okay?
406
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,017
- So I'm gonna run, okay? You guys stay.
- Okay.
407
00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:43,884
W-Wait. Wh-What, what um...
408
00:18:44,073 --> 00:18:45,673
(clears throat)
What kind of place is it?
409
00:18:45,698 --> 00:18:47,256
It's just, uh, you know,
410
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,357
a bar where people
sing at sometimes, so...
411
00:18:49,455 --> 00:18:52,678
I remember when
I used to perform. Gosh.
412
00:18:52,703 --> 00:18:56,292
The smoke was so thick you could
barely see through it. And...
413
00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:58,092
...the first time I sang,
414
00:18:58,117 --> 00:18:59,764
I don't think anybody was
even listening to me...
415
00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,921
Wait, hold up. You used to sing?
416
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,459
(sighs) I'm sorry.
417
00:19:07,794 --> 00:19:10,079
I'm a jackass, and I'm nervous.
418
00:19:10,444 --> 00:19:11,423
It's okay.
419
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:13,563
- Bug, go-go break a leg.
- Go, go.
420
00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:14,822
- All right. I love you.
- Bye, love you.
421
00:19:14,846 --> 00:19:15,963
- I'll call you, okay?
- Okay. Yeah.
422
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:17,508
I'm sorry, that wasn't nice.
423
00:19:17,869 --> 00:19:19,751
- ANNOUNCER: All right, everybody.
- Okay, okay.
424
00:19:19,776 --> 00:19:21,813
It's time. You ready
to meet our cast?!
425
00:19:24,053 --> 00:19:25,188
♪
426
00:19:48,477 --> 00:19:49,579
♪
427
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,168
Excuse me.
428
00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:00,785
How much for an hour?
429
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,851
The first one's on me.
430
00:20:11,838 --> 00:20:13,164
Hey, you interested in training?
431
00:20:13,456 --> 00:20:16,230
No. Just keeping a promise to my wife.
432
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,171
(laughter)
433
00:20:23,184 --> 00:20:25,309
- Oh, no!
- (laughter continues)
434
00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:29,136
Oh! No!
435
00:20:29,615 --> 00:20:30,911
I've lost the baby.
436
00:20:32,192 --> 00:20:33,356
(Kevin groans)
437
00:20:35,755 --> 00:20:37,274
Manny say what?
438
00:20:37,479 --> 00:20:39,516
(audience aahing, laughing)
439
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,668
- And we're out.
- (applause)
440
00:20:43,946 --> 00:20:45,346
Hey. What's wrong?
441
00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:46,531
You're crushing.
442
00:20:46,556 --> 00:20:47,916
- Yeah.
- Don't you hear the crowd?
443
00:20:48,737 --> 00:20:50,578
Casey adjusted the last scene.
444
00:20:51,197 --> 00:20:52,407
He's trying to humiliate me.
445
00:20:52,431 --> 00:20:55,122
I had this whole vision
of how this was gonna go.
446
00:20:55,229 --> 00:20:56,851
It's gonna be mortifying.
447
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,780
Look, you came here to be Clooney.
448
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,841
Right? You think Clooney loved it
when he had to go back to ER...
449
00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:06,304
You mean to reunite with
Julianna Margulies in Seattle?
450
00:21:06,423 --> 00:21:08,599
Yeah, that's right.
I love that episode.
451
00:21:08,624 --> 00:21:10,336
- Yeah.
- That was a bad example.
452
00:21:10,539 --> 00:21:13,656
Look, Kevin, th-this stupid show
does not define you anymore.
453
00:21:13,721 --> 00:21:17,364
Right? You-you came here
to do a job, to rise above.
454
00:21:17,389 --> 00:21:19,223
So just be the bigger man.
455
00:21:19,248 --> 00:21:20,428
Be Clooney.
456
00:21:20,553 --> 00:21:22,154
Otherwise, what are we even doing here?
457
00:21:22,634 --> 00:21:25,169
Hey, Kevin, uh, we need you
for the quick change.
458
00:21:25,194 --> 00:21:26,208
Okay.
459
00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:28,763
- Clooney.
- Mm.
460
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,677
I'm gonna Clooney the
hell out of this thing.
461
00:21:30,702 --> 00:21:32,069
All right, thank you.
462
00:21:34,735 --> 00:21:36,507
You know, I-I have a sister.
463
00:21:37,082 --> 00:21:38,979
Her and my mom... oof!
464
00:21:39,003 --> 00:21:40,652
- You know?
- Hmm.
465
00:21:44,627 --> 00:21:48,130
Only time I fell through
a coffee table, that-that time.
466
00:21:48,155 --> 00:21:49,488
(chuckles): That was not normal.
467
00:21:49,523 --> 00:21:51,163
- (laughs): Of course.
- For...
468
00:21:51,889 --> 00:21:53,606
Okay, I have to leave
and go to her show now.
469
00:21:53,606 --> 00:21:55,974
This is her first real gig,
and I can't miss it,
470
00:21:56,009 --> 00:21:57,794
so I hope you guys understand.
471
00:21:57,856 --> 00:21:59,025
I do.
472
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:03,330
Ah, crap.
473
00:22:05,139 --> 00:22:06,963
It's okay. I'll stay with the girls.
474
00:22:06,988 --> 00:22:08,893
Thank you. Kevin will understand.
475
00:22:08,923 --> 00:22:10,390
All right, yup.
476
00:22:10,415 --> 00:22:11,447
Come on, come on.
477
00:22:17,059 --> 00:22:20,236
Hey, superstar, are you
excited about tonight?
478
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,112
- I don't know.
- You don't know. What?!
479
00:22:24,112 --> 00:22:26,923
What are you talking about?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
480
00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:29,319
You do know that you are
481
00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,256
the greatest singer
in this house, right?
482
00:22:31,281 --> 00:22:34,267
And on the planet, and maybe
in the entire universe?
483
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,217
So I have a little surprise for you.
484
00:22:37,371 --> 00:22:40,131
I made this from the first dress
485
00:22:40,156 --> 00:22:42,715
that I wore the first time I performed
486
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,052
in front of a whole bunch of people.
487
00:22:44,076 --> 00:22:46,615
And I was really nervous,
and I'm telling you,
488
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,441
wearing this gave me confidence.
489
00:22:48,484 --> 00:22:51,170
So, I thought that you might
want to go upstairs
490
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,951
and try it on, and
maybe wear it tonight?
491
00:22:52,976 --> 00:22:54,787
- Yeah.
- You do? Okay.
492
00:22:54,885 --> 00:22:56,552
Go upstairs.
I'm gonna pop in the shower,
493
00:22:56,577 --> 00:22:58,186
and then I'll come in your room
and I'll help you get ready.
494
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,131
- Thanks, Mom.
- Okay, Bug.
495
00:23:03,369 --> 00:23:04,420
♪
496
00:23:09,303 --> 00:23:10,661
Mom! Mom!
497
00:23:12,775 --> 00:23:15,045
- (shower running)
- REBECCA: ♪ Always tomorrow ♪
498
00:23:15,209 --> 00:23:16,810
♪ Lean on me ♪
499
00:23:17,637 --> 00:23:20,405
♪ When you're not strong ♪
500
00:23:20,518 --> 00:23:22,706
♪ I'll be your friend ♪
501
00:23:23,422 --> 00:23:26,701
♪ I'll help you carry on ♪
502
00:23:27,796 --> 00:23:29,197
♪ For it won't be... ♪
503
00:23:37,432 --> 00:23:39,432
Really? We're walking this fast?
504
00:23:40,105 --> 00:23:42,827
I got up at 4:00 a.m.
to take a cross-country flight,
505
00:23:42,852 --> 00:23:44,731
and I didn't get my workout in,
so this is my workout.
506
00:23:44,731 --> 00:23:46,646
Will you just hear me out? Please?
507
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,863
Look, what if we get a kid
508
00:23:48,888 --> 00:23:51,156
that has serious issues
that we're not prepared for?
509
00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:54,391
Randall, no, we don't know what
kind of child we're gonna get,
510
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:55,908
but we didn't know what kind
of kids we were gonna get
511
00:23:55,908 --> 00:23:58,009
the first two times, and they
turned out okay, didn't they?
512
00:23:58,033 --> 00:23:59,727
But what if they didn't
turn out anything?
513
00:23:59,863 --> 00:24:02,064
What if they were just
great to begin with?
514
00:24:02,135 --> 00:24:04,070
- Don't you ever think about that?
- Think about what?
515
00:24:04,095 --> 00:24:06,330
Maybe we didn't do that much, Beth.
516
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,715
I mean, Tess self-soothed
from two weeks old.
517
00:24:09,854 --> 00:24:12,189
Annie was sleeping ten hours
a night from infancy.
518
00:24:12,469 --> 00:24:14,297
Remember how other
parents would talk about
519
00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:16,391
their sleepless nights
and their terrible babies?
520
00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:18,070
Remember how we used to have to fake it?
521
00:24:18,186 --> 00:24:21,188
What parents pretend to be tired, Beth?
522
00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,007
And now we're gonna potentially
523
00:24:23,042 --> 00:24:25,024
introduce a kid
with these kind of issues
524
00:24:25,049 --> 00:24:27,305
- into our home.
- Randall, you're being ridiculous.
525
00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:29,143
And I think you're being reckless.
526
00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:31,838
Randall, you wanted to adopt.
527
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:34,119
And now you're Randalling out
on me like this was my idea.
528
00:24:34,143 --> 00:24:35,677
Okay, stop making my name a thing!
529
00:24:35,779 --> 00:24:37,146
And yes, I wanted to adopt.
530
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:38,633
Got my head around that months ago...
531
00:24:38,657 --> 00:24:41,243
adopting a newborn,
clean-slate baby, like I was
532
00:24:41,268 --> 00:24:44,229
when my parents found me,
but I'm worried, Beth.
533
00:24:44,254 --> 00:24:46,088
Because that's what you do, Randall.
534
00:24:46,382 --> 00:24:47,582
You worry, babe.
535
00:24:47,607 --> 00:24:49,745
But we have talked about this a lot,
536
00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:51,643
and we discussed
how difficult it could be,
537
00:24:51,668 --> 00:24:53,424
and we came to a decision.
538
00:24:53,596 --> 00:24:56,690
And now I'm jet-lagged,
you got me out here sweating,
539
00:24:56,715 --> 00:25:00,131
and I traveled across country
to miss the taping of a sitcom
540
00:25:00,156 --> 00:25:01,780
that I didn't want to come
see in the first place.
541
00:25:02,139 --> 00:25:07,196
So can we please just table
the convo until we get home?
542
00:25:07,661 --> 00:25:08,819
Please?
543
00:25:11,796 --> 00:25:13,697
I guess the part that concerns me, Beth,
544
00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:15,078
- is that we just...
- Oh, my God, you're driving me nuts.
545
00:25:15,102 --> 00:25:16,757
Mm-mm. I'm walking.
546
00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,803
- Beth...
- I love you, but I'm walking.
547
00:25:22,699 --> 00:25:23,811
♪
548
00:25:26,999 --> 00:25:28,679
You sure you don't want
to sing, sweetheart?
549
00:25:28,703 --> 00:25:30,170
You practiced so hard.
550
00:25:30,394 --> 00:25:33,069
- I think that's why my throat hurts.
- Yeah?
551
00:25:33,094 --> 00:25:34,709
Did you finish your cough drop?
552
00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:40,597
You know, I used to get really nervous
553
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,062
- before I sang...
- I don't want to.
554
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,432
Okay.
555
00:25:45,267 --> 00:25:47,245
We'll get 'em next time then, Bug.
556
00:25:49,247 --> 00:25:50,472
(applause)
557
00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:02,890
Thank you. Hope you're all
having a great night.
558
00:26:02,915 --> 00:26:05,849
And I hope that we can make it better.
559
00:26:06,735 --> 00:26:10,047
(piano plays gentle intro
to Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide")
560
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:22,958
♪ I took my love and I took it down ♪
561
00:26:25,894 --> 00:26:27,220
♪ Climbed a mountain ♪
562
00:26:27,245 --> 00:26:29,764
- ♪ And I turned around ♪
- Shh. Shh.
563
00:26:30,805 --> 00:26:34,074
♪ And I saw my reflection ♪
564
00:26:34,099 --> 00:26:37,922
♪ In the snow-covered hills ♪
565
00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:42,979
♪ Till the landslide brought it down ♪
566
00:26:44,223 --> 00:26:47,570
♪ Oh, mirror in the sky ♪
567
00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,671
♪ What is love? ♪
568
00:26:50,899 --> 00:26:56,078
♪ Can the child within
my heart rise above? ♪
569
00:26:57,547 --> 00:27:04,226
♪ Can I sail through
the changing ocean tide? ♪
570
00:27:04,251 --> 00:27:07,787
♪ Can I handle the seasons ♪
571
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:14,189
♪ Of my life? ♪
572
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,585
♪ I don't know ♪
573
00:27:17,644 --> 00:27:23,195
♪ Well, I've been afraid of changin' ♪
574
00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:29,742
♪ 'Cause I built my life around you ♪
575
00:27:30,826 --> 00:27:34,195
♪ But time makes you bolder ♪
576
00:27:34,229 --> 00:27:37,625
♪ Even children get older ♪
577
00:27:37,650 --> 00:27:42,487
♪ And I'm getting older, too... ♪
578
00:27:42,769 --> 00:27:46,757
Hi. I'm Kevin, and I will be
doing my impression of Mr. T.
579
00:27:48,156 --> 00:27:50,343
Got no time for the jibber-jabber!
580
00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:51,835
I pity the fool!
581
00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:53,406
(silence)
582
00:27:53,462 --> 00:27:54,570
(Sophie laughing)
583
00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:58,039
GIRL: Come on, Manny.
584
00:27:58,064 --> 00:28:01,788
The only way to find a baby
is to think like a baby.
585
00:28:04,633 --> 00:28:06,164
(laughter)
586
00:28:09,831 --> 00:28:11,281
(laughter continues louder)
587
00:28:22,894 --> 00:28:23,929
(laughing)
588
00:28:25,147 --> 00:28:26,296
(applause)
589
00:28:28,366 --> 00:28:29,523
(laughter)
590
00:28:31,396 --> 00:28:32,812
(laughter continues louder)
591
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:35,078
All right, baby.
592
00:28:36,328 --> 00:28:37,664
Where are you, baby?
593
00:28:38,593 --> 00:28:40,351
Where are you? Come to me.
594
00:28:41,059 --> 00:28:42,664
Where are you, baby?
595
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:45,750
(laughter continues)
596
00:28:46,148 --> 00:28:51,773
♪ Well, I've been afraid of changin' ♪
597
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:58,570
♪ 'Cause I've built my life around you ♪
598
00:28:59,401 --> 00:29:02,640
♪ But time makes you bolder ♪
599
00:29:02,665 --> 00:29:06,218
♪ Even children get older ♪
600
00:29:06,251 --> 00:29:10,988
♪ And I'm getting older, too ♪
601
00:29:12,719 --> 00:29:18,657
♪ Oh, I'm getting older, too ♪
602
00:29:21,236 --> 00:29:24,585
♪ I took my love and I took it down ♪
603
00:29:28,031 --> 00:29:30,344
♪ I climbed a mountain
and I turned around... ♪
604
00:29:30,378 --> 00:29:31,377
You almost missed Mr. T.
605
00:29:31,377 --> 00:29:33,475
I know. I had to...
take care of something.
606
00:29:33,610 --> 00:29:34,756
It's all good.
607
00:29:36,105 --> 00:29:38,309
It's done. It's done.
608
00:29:39,294 --> 00:29:41,779
♪ Covered hills ♪
609
00:29:43,592 --> 00:29:48,779
♪ Well, the landslide'll bring it down ♪
610
00:29:49,403 --> 00:29:54,154
♪ Oh, the landslide'll bring it... ♪
611
00:29:54,904 --> 00:29:56,334
♪ ...down. ♪
612
00:30:05,632 --> 00:30:06,718
Ha!
613
00:30:07,898 --> 00:30:08,898
Shh.
614
00:30:09,327 --> 00:30:10,844
I'm sorry.
I saw your name on the door.
615
00:30:10,868 --> 00:30:11,918
It's okay. No. Yup, yup.
616
00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:14,460
It's, you know... fine.
617
00:30:18,257 --> 00:30:19,827
Missed the show, by the way.
618
00:30:20,869 --> 00:30:22,757
- I'm so sorry, Kevin.
- It's okay.
619
00:30:23,744 --> 00:30:25,284
It's all right.
You know, it's The Manny.
620
00:30:25,308 --> 00:30:26,901
I know it's not exactly your cup of tea.
621
00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:28,463
Randall's driving me nuts.
622
00:30:29,876 --> 00:30:31,891
Yeah? Yeah, I know, he'll do that.
623
00:30:32,637 --> 00:30:35,681
We're adopting, you know...
well, fostering,
624
00:30:35,722 --> 00:30:38,861
and now he's freaking out,
like we're not up for it.
625
00:30:38,939 --> 00:30:41,140
He's freaking out
and second-guessing.
626
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,821
Yeah, well, I mean, he'll do that, too.
627
00:30:51,038 --> 00:30:52,742
You know my brother
doesn't attempt anything
628
00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:55,702
unless he's positive
he'll succeed at it, right?
629
00:30:55,759 --> 00:30:58,087
I know it. I... I guess that's true.
630
00:31:00,548 --> 00:31:02,273
I mean, there was this one time,
631
00:31:02,298 --> 00:31:05,438
this... this one time his entire life.
632
00:31:05,481 --> 00:31:07,722
It was in college, and, you
know, this girl at a party...
633
00:31:07,839 --> 00:31:10,913
This really, really, like,
badass, dreadlocked girl,
634
00:31:11,186 --> 00:31:13,397
who was, by the way, like...
let's be honest...
635
00:31:13,422 --> 00:31:16,038
17 times out of his nerdy,
sweater-vested-wearing league.
636
00:31:16,063 --> 00:31:17,569
He had no shot in hell at her.
637
00:31:17,979 --> 00:31:19,647
- But he, uh...
- (Beth laughs)
638
00:31:19,647 --> 00:31:22,625
He asked her out anyway.
He called her on the phone.
639
00:31:22,650 --> 00:31:24,945
Good God, he was so nervous,
he made me sweat.
640
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:26,047
Yeah, I bet.
641
00:31:26,738 --> 00:31:28,940
I still remember his
opening line, you know?
642
00:31:28,965 --> 00:31:30,369
- Mm.
- It was so cheesy.
643
00:31:30,369 --> 00:31:32,672
He was like, "You don't
know who I am, but..."
644
00:31:32,697 --> 00:31:33,898
"But you're about to."
645
00:31:35,487 --> 00:31:36,610
- Wait.
- I'm sorry, you thought
646
00:31:36,634 --> 00:31:39,147
Randall had that kind of game at 19?
647
00:31:39,611 --> 00:31:41,358
Who do you think was
Cyrano-ing the entire thing?
648
00:31:41,382 --> 00:31:42,749
Wait a minute. You?
649
00:31:42,774 --> 00:31:45,373
You... Beth, you fell
for the Manny's game.
650
00:31:45,398 --> 00:31:47,399
Now, you sit there,
and you just think about that
651
00:31:47,424 --> 00:31:49,638
- for a second, little bit.
- Oh, no. It hurts.
652
00:31:49,663 --> 00:31:51,396
- Yeah.
- Damn.
653
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:52,648
I got got.
654
00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:56,226
You know, Beth, that's the only time
655
00:31:56,251 --> 00:31:57,375
in my brother's entire life
656
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,786
that he's actually risked failure.
657
00:32:01,198 --> 00:32:02,341
It's the only time.
658
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,299
You know how hard that was for him?
659
00:32:06,832 --> 00:32:08,307
How scary that was for him?
660
00:32:08,332 --> 00:32:09,643
The man was terrified.
661
00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:17,697
You know I think you're funny, Kevin.
662
00:32:20,235 --> 00:32:21,276
I know.
663
00:32:21,547 --> 00:32:23,738
You laughed at all my jokes
that night on the phone.
664
00:32:23,763 --> 00:32:25,340
Wait a minute.
You were on the line, too?
665
00:32:25,364 --> 00:32:26,597
- Yep.
- Mm-mm. Forget it.
666
00:32:26,622 --> 00:32:27,637
I don't even want to know.
667
00:32:27,661 --> 00:32:29,762
- Some things are better left unsaid.
- (Groans)
668
00:32:34,439 --> 00:32:36,774
Okay, so, I got your number.
669
00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:38,118
Let's do this again sometime.
670
00:32:38,885 --> 00:32:40,726
I would love that. Thanks.
671
00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,249
- Yeah. See you.
- All right.
672
00:32:42,662 --> 00:32:43,999
- G-Good night.
- Bye.
673
00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:49,956
- That was great. That was great.
- Oh.
674
00:32:49,981 --> 00:32:53,412
REBECCA: That was phenomenal.
Absolutely phenomenal.
675
00:32:53,412 --> 00:32:55,282
And, I'm telling you, I-in time,
676
00:32:55,282 --> 00:32:57,874
you will learn to power
through a crowd like this.
677
00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:59,055
But it was amazing.
678
00:32:59,169 --> 00:33:00,235
You see?
679
00:33:00,554 --> 00:33:02,804
This is why I didn't want you to come.
680
00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:04,868
Uh, I'm-I'm gonna...
681
00:33:04,893 --> 00:33:06,837
I'm just gonna go pay the tab.
682
00:33:07,678 --> 00:33:10,513
Even though we didn't
get anything. Yeah. Okay.
683
00:33:11,587 --> 00:33:12,833
(sighs) You know what?
684
00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:14,624
No, I told myself...
685
00:33:15,057 --> 00:33:17,339
I wasn't gonna do this;
I wasn't gonna end
686
00:33:17,364 --> 00:33:20,033
this visit feeling bad,
you know, about what I've said
687
00:33:20,058 --> 00:33:21,659
or what I haven't said to you, so...
688
00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:23,318
I'm just not gonna say anything.
689
00:33:24,363 --> 00:33:25,094
Kate.
690
00:33:25,218 --> 00:33:28,863
Sweetheart, you sang
incredibly beautifully.
691
00:33:28,888 --> 00:33:30,856
You should be so happy right now.
692
00:33:30,988 --> 00:33:32,988
- "Incredibly beautifully"?
- Mm-hmm.
693
00:33:33,734 --> 00:33:34,956
Why do you do that?
694
00:33:35,658 --> 00:33:38,433
Do what? I'm complimenting you.
I'm proud of you.
695
00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,481
No, you feel sorry for me.
696
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:44,132
(chuckles) What on earth
would make you think that, Kate?
697
00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:46,398
You overcompensate for me, Mom,
and you always have.
698
00:33:46,514 --> 00:33:48,749
And here I am, a 37-year-old woman,
699
00:33:48,774 --> 00:33:51,304
and you still make me
feel like a stupid...
700
00:33:52,835 --> 00:33:54,326
fat, little kid.
701
00:33:55,089 --> 00:33:58,783
I'm sorry. What have I ever done
to make you feel like that?
702
00:33:58,808 --> 00:34:00,613
- I'm not gonna do this.
- Kate.
703
00:34:00,613 --> 00:34:03,385
- I want to know. What have I ever done?
- You existed.
704
00:34:06,972 --> 00:34:08,969
- It's everything about you, Mom.
- (sighs)
705
00:34:09,139 --> 00:34:12,712
It's not just that you're
beautiful or thin.
706
00:34:13,793 --> 00:34:16,519
Or that you have perfect pitch
even when you talk.
707
00:34:16,845 --> 00:34:18,473
It's everything.
708
00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:21,399
And you wanted a daughter like you,
709
00:34:21,424 --> 00:34:23,407
- and I was never gonna be you.
- No. No.
710
00:34:23,432 --> 00:34:24,659
I never wanted you to be like me, Kate.
711
00:34:24,659 --> 00:34:28,214
No! You wanted me to be the
you that you never became.
712
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,304
Well, you did it, Ma.
713
00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:42,640
You got me to say
terrible, unfair things.
714
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,572
Least you could do
is say something terrible back.
715
00:34:48,266 --> 00:34:51,059
I-I just can't think of anything
that would be...
716
00:34:51,595 --> 00:34:54,882
quite that terrible, is the thing.
717
00:34:56,586 --> 00:34:58,461
You're my entire life, Kate.
718
00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:03,650
You know that. You and your
brothers are my entire life.
719
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:05,406
(whispering): Kate.
720
00:35:09,461 --> 00:35:10,880
You were just my little girl.
721
00:35:11,649 --> 00:35:12,909
My little Bug.
722
00:35:13,606 --> 00:35:15,122
In your own world.
723
00:35:15,885 --> 00:35:18,286
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I... maybe I overdid it.
724
00:35:18,311 --> 00:35:20,444
Maybe I pushed you too hard.
725
00:35:20,469 --> 00:35:21,873
Maybe I did that.
726
00:35:23,403 --> 00:35:24,506
(sighs)
727
00:35:25,961 --> 00:35:27,006
I love you.
728
00:35:27,574 --> 00:35:29,740
And I'm sorry, but...
729
00:35:31,336 --> 00:35:33,218
(exhales) Now this...
730
00:35:34,093 --> 00:35:37,729
this is going to be the memory
of my very first real gig.
731
00:35:37,968 --> 00:35:38,991
This.
732
00:35:40,445 --> 00:35:42,101
I'm sorry. I'm gonna be in the car.
733
00:35:52,538 --> 00:35:54,448
Am I... (sighs)
734
00:35:55,014 --> 00:35:58,390
Am I crazy? Or am I doing
735
00:35:58,415 --> 00:36:00,669
what she says I'm doing
and making her feel...
736
00:36:00,669 --> 00:36:02,729
Okay, okay. B-Between you and me,
737
00:36:03,212 --> 00:36:05,974
I think that she is
super sensitive around you.
738
00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:07,778
And, obviously, I don't
know the whole history,
739
00:36:07,802 --> 00:36:10,068
but as much as I want you
740
00:36:10,093 --> 00:36:12,160
- to like me, you need to know
- Mm-hmm.
741
00:36:12,185 --> 00:36:15,487
that I am Team Kate for life.
742
00:36:15,947 --> 00:36:17,899
Like, that's the deal here.
743
00:36:18,747 --> 00:36:20,473
So I can't have you
putting me in a position
744
00:36:20,498 --> 00:36:22,701
where I bring you to a show
that she doesn't want you at,
745
00:36:22,725 --> 00:36:25,192
and you can't ask me
to side with you, okay?
746
00:36:25,348 --> 00:36:26,473
Because...
747
00:36:28,162 --> 00:36:29,188
Team Kate.
748
00:36:30,534 --> 00:36:31,534
Forever.
749
00:36:31,974 --> 00:36:33,790
- That's how this works.
- Got it.
750
00:36:33,996 --> 00:36:35,118
- Okay.
- Okay.
751
00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:38,773
Uh, shall we commence
the awkward car ride home?
752
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,407
♪
753
00:36:59,357 --> 00:37:00,493
(sighs)
754
00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:17,117
So, I've realized
I really like your fiancé.
755
00:37:21,726 --> 00:37:22,898
(chuckles softly)
756
00:37:37,251 --> 00:37:39,586
Now there, that's the
Lucille Ball building.
757
00:37:39,611 --> 00:37:41,314
You know who Lucille Ball was, right?
758
00:37:41,522 --> 00:37:43,038
- No. -No.
- You don't?
759
00:37:43,038 --> 00:37:44,683
RANDALL: She was like the girl
from The Thundermans
760
00:37:44,707 --> 00:37:45,821
but even funnier.
761
00:37:46,516 --> 00:37:47,571
Hey, hold on.
762
00:37:48,244 --> 00:37:50,542
- One second. Be right back.
- Hmm?
763
00:37:50,946 --> 00:37:51,977
Hey, babe.
764
00:37:52,197 --> 00:37:54,055
I know I've been getting on your n...
765
00:37:54,483 --> 00:37:55,539
♪
766
00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:08,094
Our girls came out good.
767
00:38:08,339 --> 00:38:09,399
It's true.
768
00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:11,711
But we made them great.
769
00:38:12,969 --> 00:38:14,188
They make us great.
770
00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:17,055
We can do this.
771
00:38:18,492 --> 00:38:20,266
You and me, we can do anything.
772
00:38:22,487 --> 00:38:23,602
I know.
773
00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:27,891
You let your brother listen on the line
774
00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,992
when you were asking me out
for the first time?
775
00:38:31,148 --> 00:38:32,172
I did.
776
00:38:34,367 --> 00:38:35,539
Crazy.
777
00:38:36,445 --> 00:38:37,648
(whispers): I am.
778
00:38:43,173 --> 00:38:44,195
Hey, girls.
779
00:38:45,602 --> 00:38:47,977
Mommy and Daddy want to talk
to you about something.
780
00:38:51,414 --> 00:38:52,766
♪
781
00:39:10,438 --> 00:39:11,484
(whispers): Hi.
782
00:39:17,437 --> 00:39:19,685
I kept it to myself last time.
783
00:39:23,478 --> 00:39:25,625
But it can't be like that again.
784
00:39:29,007 --> 00:39:30,125
I know.
785
00:39:34,659 --> 00:39:35,687
(Jack sighs)
786
00:39:40,441 --> 00:39:42,180
- (knock on door)
- Come in.
787
00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,930
Heard a rumor you were back already.
788
00:39:48,381 --> 00:39:51,672
The house is abuzz.
It's like Melrose Place in here.
789
00:39:51,953 --> 00:39:53,453
Yeah, I'm back.
790
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,078
So, you guys are okay?
791
00:39:57,756 --> 00:40:00,086
The queen admitted you
back into her castle?
792
00:40:00,517 --> 00:40:02,727
Kate, you need to be
nicer to your mother.
793
00:40:02,897 --> 00:40:05,102
Okay? You don't know everything.
794
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:09,656
In fact...
795
00:40:12,961 --> 00:40:15,148
...I'm gonna talk to your
brothers, too but...
796
00:40:16,108 --> 00:40:17,937
I wanted to talk to you first.
797
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,609
Something I need to tell you.
798
00:40:26,462 --> 00:40:27,462
Um...
799
00:40:32,857 --> 00:40:36,664
Part of the reason your
mom and I had a fight...
800
00:40:45,437 --> 00:40:46,523
Katie girl, I...
801
00:40:48,047 --> 00:40:49,398
I have a drinking problem.
802
00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:53,039
And my father, he had
a drinking problem.
803
00:40:54,775 --> 00:40:58,551
And I've kept that
hidden from you guys because...
804
00:41:01,104 --> 00:41:05,389
...because I-I didn't want
you to know that about me.
805
00:41:07,403 --> 00:41:10,270
I really didn't want
you to know that about me.
806
00:41:15,572 --> 00:41:18,083
But you have to know.
807
00:41:27,358 --> 00:41:28,396
And...
808
00:41:29,436 --> 00:41:30,521
♪
809
00:41:36,974 --> 00:41:38,154
I'm sorry.
810
00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:41,310
I never wanted to disappoint you.
811
00:41:43,310 --> 00:41:45,783
(sniffles) But I have to
be honest with you guys,
812
00:41:46,571 --> 00:41:48,841
- because I need you guys.
- Dad.
813
00:41:57,831 --> 00:41:59,107
♪
814
00:42:42,753 --> 00:42:45,789
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