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[glass cracks]

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[birds chirping]

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[panting]

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[phone beeps]

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[beeps]

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- [man] Hey, Lacie!
- Hey! [giggles]

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[phone beeps]

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[camera clicks]

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["send" alert plays]

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[phone beeps]

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[giggles]

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[giggles]

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[giggles]

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[laughing hysterically]

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[Lacie] Ryan?

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[combat sounds on headset]

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Ryan!

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- [yells]
- [explosion on headset]

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- I was holding a bomb!
- [man] <i>Come on!</i>

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Sorry, guys.

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Landlord is sending buyers over
today so... put your pants on.

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Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em
off and we can stay here.

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[singsong] Not an option, Ryan.
Lease is up in four weeks.

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Hey, I'm thinking of you.
I've got somewhere to go.

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Nate's roommate took a job in
Phoenix so I get his place.

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- Okay.
- Now who's the slow poke?

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I'm... seeing some places
over lunch. Catch you later.

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[gunfire on headset]

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Sorry, that was my sister.

32
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Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to.

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[man] Jasmine tea?

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[child giggles]

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[phone beeps]

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[man] And that's one Brushed Suede.

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You want a cookie with that?

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- It's on the house.
- Sounds awesome. [giggles]

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- [Lacie giggles]
- [phone beeps]

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- See you tomorrow, JJ.
- See you, Lacie.

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[laughs]

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[gasps] Oh, I saw your boy in
the fire hat just now! So cute!

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- Yeah, he's really something.
- [laughs]

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[phone beeps]

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[chuckles softly]

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[laughs]

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[camera shutter clicks]

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Hmm.

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[phone beeps]

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[phone beeps repeatedly]

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[elevator bell dings]

52
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Hey, Lacie!

53
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- Bets, it's great to see you!
- You too.

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[Lacie giggles]

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[cat meows]

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[Lacie] How's Pancakes?

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He's hilarious. Such a
funny cat. Just the best.

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[both laugh]

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- Are you still at Hoddicker?
- Mm-hmm.

60
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- Yeah. It's going pretty great.
- Good to hear.

61
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- So what brings you back here?
- New job, first day.

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- First day?
- At Blankman-Harper.

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Whoa! Top floor! That's...

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- Well, good luck.
- I know, right? [laughs]

65
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It's great you're still
happy at Hoddicker.

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- Well, maybe not forever.
- No, not forever.

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- But for now...
- It's OK for now.

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It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is.

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[chattering]

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[phone ringing]

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[phone beeps]

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[beeping]

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[waves crashing, seagulls squawk]

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Lacie, I got you a smoothie.

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Got one for everyone, actually.
Still a bunch of them for grabs.

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They're from the organic
stall at the farmers' market.

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Sure. Okay.

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[gasps]

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Mmm!

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[phone beeps]

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Thank you. Thank you.

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[whispers] We're kind
of not talking to Ches.

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- 3.1? What happened?
- Him and Gordon split up.

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Oh...

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- Poor Ches.
- No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side.

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Sure! Obviously.

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Ches is kissing ass.
Trying to scrape himself back.

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Of course, if it drops below two-five,
then it's... bye-bye.

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[phone beeps]

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[both gasp]

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[phone beeps]

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_

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[phone beeping]

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[ringtone chiming]

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[Lacie] Hello?

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- [Ryan] <i>Yo, they're taking it.</i>
- Who?

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<i>The couple the landlord sent over.
I heard them talking.</i>

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Okay.

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So, now we move into
the light space area.

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Ideal for special times with loved ones.

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- Great food, great company.
- Mm-hmm!

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- [phone beeps]
- Whoa! [laughs]

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[woman] Sampled your
photo stream to make her.

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Great hair!

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[woman] Styled free of charge
at the members' salon.

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Oh, my God. [giggles]

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[Lacie] It's hilarious!

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[woman] You like him?

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- He's okay.
- He doesn't come with the apartment.

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[both laugh]

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But there is a bar and restaurant
on site, tenants only.

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We have unparalleled
metrics on romantic geneses.

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Uh-huh.

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[woman] I gotta say,
these places are going like "that."

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- So don't delay if you're interested.
- Oh, I'm more than interested.

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Standard occupancy on a
minimum six-month contract,

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we're talking... this much.

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- How often are the payments?
- That's weekly.

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- Okay.
- [woman laughs]

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- A little more than expected?
- Yeah.

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There's options.

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You know our Prime Influencers Programme?

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- Do I qualify for that?
- No. No, you don't.

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We'd need you around a 4.5.

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4.5?

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Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount.

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- 4.5.
- That's right.

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[sighs]

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[laughs]

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[sighs]

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[laughter]

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[beeps]

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[laughs softly]

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Pelican Cove? What is this?
A eugenics programme?

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- A lifestyle community.
- No one is this happy.

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A two-year-old with a fucking
balloon isn't this happy.

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It's actually a pretty cool place.

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Like you'd even qualify.

139
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There's nothing I can do, sir.

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[man] Well, it's not hopeless,
you're clearly a tryer.

141
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That's the sense you get just from... me?

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From your rep report analytics.

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If we drill down into the numbers,
you've got a solid popularity arc here.

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Strong overall trajectory.
Let's just look at the last 24 hours.

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You see, even...

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What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're
working hard on your socials.

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- Great little uptake there.
- Okay.

148
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Couple of minor dings there.
You cut someone off in traffic?

149
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Oh, just a workplace thing. [laughs]

150
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Okay. Let's check on
your sphere of influence.

151
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Let me zoom out here.

152
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Great peripherals.
Strangers like you, that's a plus.

153
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- Healthy inner circle. It's good.
- Thank you. [giggles]

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There's a ways to go,
but 4.5 is certainly achievable.

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How long do you think?

156
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- To hit 4.5?
- Mm-hmm.

157
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Well, barring a major setback,

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a public disgrace kind of deal,
I'd say 18 months or so.

159
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Oh, I need more short term.
Like... much more. [laughs]

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Then you'll need a boost.

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- What kind of a boost?
- Well...

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Most of your interactions are
confined to your inner circle

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and they're largely, pardon the term,
mid-to low-range folks.

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Same with your outer circle.

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You've got a ton of reciprocal five
stars from service industry workers,

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but there's not much else.

167
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At least as far as I can see.

168
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So in terms of quality,
you could use a punch up right there.

169
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Ideally, that's up votes
from quality people.

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- Quality people?
- High fours.

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Impress those up-scale folks,
you'll gain velocity on your arc

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and there's your boost.

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[phone beeps]

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[panting]

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- Oh, hi, JJ!
- Hey, Lacie!

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- Keith! Hello.
- Lacie!

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- [Keith] You look great today.
- Thank you!

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- Door won't open. I'm on 2.4.
- Sorry, Ches. I'm late.

179
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I just need some stars, please!

180
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Fuck!

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[elevator bell dings]

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- Oh, hi!
- Hi!

183
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- How's it going at Blankman?
- Just great.

184
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- Well, I bet you work... good there.
- Thank you.

185
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Would you like a croissant?

186
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They gave me an extra
at the coffee place.

187
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- Oh, no, I already ate.
- Okay, sure. All good. Yes.

188
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Yeah.

189
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- [elevator bell dings]
- Well, here's me, so...

190
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- [giggles]
- [phones beep]

191
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<i>Don't try too hard.
It's impossible to respect.</i>

192
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<i>High fours can smell it
a mile off. Just be you.</i>

193
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<i>Authentic gestures, that's the key.</i>

194
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- <i>That's time up, I'll catch you later.</i>
- Oh, could I just ask...

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[phone chirps]

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[beeping]

197
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[camera clicks]

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[chirps]

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[mutters]... "Mr. Rags."

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_

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[exhales]

203
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[sighs]

204
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[beeps]

205
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[laughs]

206
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[gasps]

207
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Shit!

208
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- What the fuck is that?
- Tapenade. Want some?

209
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Who even are you?

210
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It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan.

211
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[phone beeps]

212
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[gasps]

213
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,900
Oh, my God.

214
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- What is it?
- Naomi!

215
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Shit!

216
00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:18,140
Old school, <i>el perfecto</i> Naomi?
You guys keep in contact?

217
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Ryan, just go! Go!

218
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[Lacie] Oh, my God!
Nay-Nay, how are you? [giggles]

219
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I was just fixing myself a snack.

220
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<i>Oh, Lace, could I just say I
am so happy to see your face?</i>

221
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- Me too. It's been...
- <i>Too long.</i>

222
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- Way too long.
- <i>And that's my fault.</i>

223
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- No, it's mine. Everything is just so...
- <i>Everything's just so...</i>

224
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Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you.

225
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<i>When you posted that
Mr. Rags photo...</i>

226
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I know, Mr. Rags!

227
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<i>I just had to call</i>

228
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<i>and talk to you because...</i>

229
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:02,396
<i>Whoo-hoo!</i>

230
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[screams, laughs]

231
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:06,875
Wow! That's a... big ring! [laughs]

232
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:11,636
Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul?

233
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<i>He is great. So smart. Just sweet.</i>

234
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<i>I know you're gonna love him.</i>

235
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,236
Uh-huh.

236
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<i>So, anyways, the big day...</i>

237
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,236
Yes, when is it?

238
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<i>So, we're getting married in a month</i>

239
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<i>on his family's estate</i>

240
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<i>up here on the island.</i>

241
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,996
<i>This place outside Port Mary,
Honeysuckle. You heard of it?</i>

242
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,076
No, but...

243
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,996
<i>Well, it's a private island.</i>

244
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[singsong] <i>Take a looooook!</i>

245
00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:37,596
Oh, wow! That is... [giggles]

246
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:42,076
<i>I know, right? So... can you make it?</i>

247
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,540
Are you kidding? Of course.

248
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<i>Great, cool,
cos I was wondering if...</i>

249
00:18:48,969 --> 00:18:51,020
<i>Lace, do you think...</i>

250
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:53,540
<i>Would you be my maid of honour?</i>

251
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,527
Seriously?

252
00:18:57,196 --> 00:18:58,276
Oh, my God.

253
00:19:00,956 --> 00:19:05,116
I mean, you've got such cool
friends now. Are you sure?

254
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:09,876
<i>Remember when we used to plan our
dream weddings when we were, like, 11?</i>

255
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:14,515
- I know but we haven't s...
- <i>I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags...</i>

256
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:18,236
<i>All the memories.
It just brought things home.</i>

257
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:19,396
Oh, Nay-Nay.

258
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,755
<i>I know we haven't kept in touch
as much as I'd have liked</i>

259
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:24,916
<i>and that is totally my fault,
but this is a big day.</i>

260
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:30,636
<i>A big life day and I want my oldest
friend with me, my oldest friend.</i>

261
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,420
<i>I want you by my side.</i>

262
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:37,020
Oh, my God. Thank you.

263
00:19:38,156 --> 00:19:39,996
What do I have to...

264
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,356
<i>Not much to it. A speech, mainly.</i>

265
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,476
Speech? Of course!

266
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,236
Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd?

267
00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:49,756
<i>Oh, my gosh, like...</i>
[sings] <i>hundreds!</i>

268
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:53,356
<i>It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now.</i>

269
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:56,356
<i>Paul's invited so many,
I don't want to call them big deals,</i>

270
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:58,766
<i>but they're all, like, 4.7 or above.</i>

271
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,780
Uh-huh.

272
00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:07,116
Nay-Nay, I will not
let you down. [giggles]

273
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:11,276
<i>Don't sweat too much!
Just talk about old memories.</i>

274
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,876
- Sure.
- <i>How we were, any old things.</i>

275
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,956
- Gotcha.
- <i>I'll ping you some anecdotes.</i>

276
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:18,196
- That would be great.
- <i>And what's your dress size?</i>

277
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:19,436
Oh, um...

278
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:21,596
<i>I'll tell you what,
I'll just send you a four.</i>

279
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,956
- Perfect.
- <i>We got matching bridesmaids dresses.</i>

280
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,836
<i>Well, anyway...</i>

281
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:28,396
[both scream]

282
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,396
[both laugh]

283
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:32,171
<i>Love you, Lay.</i>

284
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:34,916
You too, Nay-Nay! [giggles]

285
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:35,740
Oh!

286
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:37,556
<i>Bye.</i>

287
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,356
[laughs nervously]

288
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:40,676
[beeping]

289
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,340
[sighs]

290
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,460
What was that? The F-word?

291
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,740
You two pussy pals now?

292
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,756
[sighs] Shut up.

293
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:55,116
- She was always mean to you.
- No, she wasn't.

294
00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:58,876
- She had that rhyme about you.
- That was a game.

295
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:02,316
- What about when she cut your hair?
- I asked her to.

296
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:03,956
She fucked Greg.

297
00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:08,940
She... did not fuck Greg. [laughs]

298
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:15,820
She looked hot. I'll give her that.

299
00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:24,047
[man] Okay.

300
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,540
Impressive.

301
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:34,996
- Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it.
- Mm-hmm.

302
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,476
[phone rings]

303
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,796
[woman] <i>Pelican Cove.</i>

304
00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:41,996
Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the
place yesterday. I wanna take it.

305
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,836
<i>That's fantastic!</i>

306
00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:47,796
<i>Uh... Oh, I see you're still
on a 4.2. Is that, um...</i>

307
00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:51,716
Yep, I'm on it, just gonna
transfer the deposit now.

308
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,422
- <i>Well, okay.</i>
- Yes!

309
00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:59,420
In this world, we're all so
caught up in our own heads.

310
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:06,500
It's easy to lose sight of
what's real. What matters.

311
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:11,020
But as I stand here today...

312
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:17,380
seeing the joy Paul has
brought to Naomi's life,

313
00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:23,100
I know she's someone
who truly matters to me.

314
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:25,180
[laughs]

315
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,300
Nay-Nay,

316
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:33,596
the little girl who, when we were
just five-years-old in art camp,

317
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:38,820
started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.

318
00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:46,780
The girl who helped me make
Mr. Rags. I still have him. [giggles]

319
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:50,020
He sits on my desk and...

320
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:54,740
every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay.

321
00:22:56,900 --> 00:23:00,500
What she meant to me then and now.

322
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:05,700
I am so honored to be here

323
00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:12,860
and I wish you all the happiness
this stupid world can muster.

324
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:17,780
I love you, Nay-Nay.

325
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:21,060
Is the tear too much?

326
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:25,036
- You fucking sociopath.
- [phone beeps]

327
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:30,116
- Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much?
- What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?

328
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:32,076
I do keep him on my desk.

329
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,996
There's sugary and then
there's fucking diabetes.

330
00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:37,876
I just wanna make her
happy on her wedding day.

331
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:40,876
The captive audience of 4-point
holies five-starring your ass off,

332
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,036
that's just a bonus.

333
00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:45,396
- Naomi and I were best friends.
- [laughing] Come on...

334
00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:48,356
I wish her well and wanna
express it the best I can.

335
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,876
And, yeah, if I nail a speech
and get five-starred

336
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:53,356
by hundreds of primes, so what?
It's a win-win.

337
00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:57,641
What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?

338
00:23:57,666 --> 00:24:00,722
Unh-unh. You get points
from your gaming buddies.

339
00:24:00,746 --> 00:24:03,402
It's the same thing.
Don't shit on me for aiming higher.

340
00:24:03,426 --> 00:24:04,722
Pelican Cove higher?

341
00:24:04,746 --> 00:24:07,642
What's wrong with Pelican Cove?
They're great apartments!

342
00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:10,642
- They are fake-smile jail cells.
- [phone beeps]

343
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,706
Great. Car cancelled.

344
00:24:12,844 --> 00:24:16,185
And he marked me down so now I have
to book another, and I took a ding.

345
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:19,956
- Great job.
- I am sorry, but I miss the normal you.

346
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:24,076
Before this obsession, when we
had conversations, remember?

347
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,156
I need my charger.

348
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:29,676
This whole ranking thing, just
comparing yourself to people who...

349
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:32,916
- Have you seen my charger?
- ...only pretend to be happy.

350
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:35,700
I said don't borrow this!

351
00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:39,956
High fours like Naomi,
I bet they're suicidal on the inside.

352
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:41,676
My car is here. Again.

353
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,876
Your Pelican Cove deposit,
is it refundable?

354
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,356
Like, what if this doesn't work?

355
00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:48,396
- Can't you just stay out of my shit?
- You're my sister!

356
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:51,236
Yes! And if you cared about that,
maybe you would've noticed

357
00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:55,180
living with you hasn't been one
big rainbow sandwich for me.

358
00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:58,916
Do you know why I never
brought any guys back here?

359
00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:02,476
Because I didn't want them to know
I was sharing a skanky-ass cave

360
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,540
with Mr. Three Point Fuck.

361
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,980
Good luck with your performance!

362
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,432
[door closes]

363
00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:22,620
[door opens]

364
00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:28,836
[grunts]

365
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,036
[phone beeps]

366
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:31,020
[door slams]

367
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,820
- [door rattles]
- [phone beeps]

368
00:25:39,980 --> 00:25:45,020
- [horn honks]
- Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming.

369
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:48,556
- Jesus Christ!
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

370
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,620
That's great. Just great.

371
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:54,100
[phone beeps]

372
00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:56,620
- [sighs]
- [horn honks]

373
00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:58,700
Oh... Hi.

374
00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:06,460
[ringtone chimes]

375
00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:11,916
Nay-Nay! [giggles]

376
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:14,036
<i>Hey, Lace! Just checking in.</i>

377
00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:17,236
I'm on my way to the
airport right now. [giggles]

378
00:26:17,260 --> 00:26:19,596
<i>Okay, cool, and you're all
good for the rehearsal dinner?</i>

379
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:24,476
Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour?
That restaurant looks so cool.

380
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:28,396
- <i>Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay?</i>
- Mm-hmm. In my case. [giggles]

381
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,756
- <i>I love the pink.</i>
- Uh-huh.

382
00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:33,836
So the latest draft of
the speech is great.

383
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,876
Going handwritten's so cool.

384
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:39,516
Those scans of the page, my God,
I welled up just at that.

385
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:43,060
- <i>Oh, thank you!</i>
- Um... just one thought.

386
00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:46,196
<i>That whole bit where I help you
with the eating disorder thing...</i>

387
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:48,436
- You think that's a little...
- <i>A little over-sharing, yeah.</i>

388
00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:50,476
You're so right. It's gone.

389
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:53,436
<i>Okay. Cool. Well, I'll
see you in a few hours!</i>

390
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,396
<i>♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪</i>

391
00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:56,756
[screams]

392
00:26:56,780 --> 00:26:58,340
[laughs]

393
00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:12,265
And here's your tip.
[giggles] Thank you.

394
00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:13,729
[phone beeps]

395
00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:17,180
Oh, come on.

396
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,660
[woman on loudspeaker] <i>May I
have your attention, please...</i>

397
00:27:28,326 --> 00:27:31,582
- Hi there, how are you doing?
- I am wonderful.

398
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:32,900
[laughs]

399
00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:37,420
I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled.

400
00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:41,860
- No. No, no, no.
- Customer incident at the other end.

401
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,316
But... So when is the next flight?

402
00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:48,396
Yeah, they're all kind of full.

403
00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:52,076
Uh... I booked this weeks ago.
It's my best friend's wedding.

404
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,236
- I'm sorry.
- I have to get there. I have to.

405
00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:56,156
Okay... let's see what we can do.

406
00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:58,220
Thank you. Thank you so much.

407
00:28:05,102 --> 00:28:07,876
I see there's one standby seat
on another plane leaving tonight.

408
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,500
- [sighs]
- Uh...

409
00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:13,156
That's reserved for members
of our Prime Flight Programme.

410
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:15,156
You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify.

411
00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:17,516
- Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2.
- Uh-huh.

412
00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:20,871
I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183.

413
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:26,956
Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um...

414
00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:29,596
Some woman dinged me
down in the... Can't you just...

415
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,116
I'm sorry, it won't let me book
it without the correct ranking.

416
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:34,236
- But it's so close.
- There's just nothing I can do.

417
00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:35,996
- Christ, I mean, surely.
- I'm gonna have to ask you

418
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:38,076
to moderate your language there.

419
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:39,420
Sorry. It's just...

420
00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:45,436
I'm maid of honour.
I cannot miss this wedding.

421
00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:48,380
And I am so sorry about that.

422
00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:53,276
- Can you call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.

423
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,916
- Can you just call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.

424
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:56,836
- Call the fucking supervisor!
- Okay, that's profanity.

425
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,516
- We're zero tolerance on profanity.
- I'm sorry. It's just...

426
00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:01,836
- I have to serve the next customer.
- No, no, no, no.

427
00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:05,036
- Can you step away, ma'am?
- God, just fucking help me!

428
00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:06,116
Ooh.

429
00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:08,116
[phones beep]

430
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:09,460
I'm so sorry.

431
00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:14,596
- I've called security.
- Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that.

432
00:29:14,621 --> 00:29:17,936
I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars.

433
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,156
- What's the issue here, Hannah?
- Intimidation and profanity.

434
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:22,556
- Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating.
- Don't speak, ma'am.

435
00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:24,300
- I was just trying to...
- Ma'am.

436
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:28,956
Okay. So, in order to restore calm,

437
00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:31,276
I'm invoking my authority
as airport security

438
00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:34,276
to dock you one full ranking
point as a punitive measure.

439
00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:36,196
- This is a temporary measure.
- [gasps] No!

440
00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:37,948
Your score reverts
to normal in 24 hours.

441
00:29:37,973 --> 00:29:38,916
No, no, no. But I need it now.

442
00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:42,436
During this period, all down votes
are subject to a times two multiplier.

443
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:43,556
Times two?

444
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:45,636
We recommend you avoid
negative feedback at this time.

445
00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:46,716
I'm on double damage?

446
00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:50,914
Please, remove yourself
from the airport immediately.

447
00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:08,500
[phone beeps]

448
00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:15,156
<i>Okay, well, due to your ranking...</i>

449
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,180
[chattering]

450
00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:21,300
[baby crying]

451
00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:40,036
Hi there. Chuck! Great name.

452
00:30:40,060 --> 00:30:42,876
- Thank you.
- Hope you're having a great night.

453
00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:45,636
- It's pretty good.
- So I need a car.

454
00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:48,796
- You got a vehicle in mind?
- Anything, really.

455
00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:51,516
Well, due to your current ranking,

456
00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:54,356
you're restricted to
our super saver fleet.

457
00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:57,316
- Yep. That's... Yeah.
- I-Cruiser 2?

458
00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:59,340
They still have the 2?

459
00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:12,020
[alarm beeps]

460
00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:21,860
[beeping]

461
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:26,516
- [woman speaking driver alert in Czech]
- Oh, God.

462
00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:31,756
[woman repeating driver alert in Czech]

463
00:31:31,780 --> 00:31:33,116
[beep, wipers creaking]

464
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:38,620
[woman repeating driver alert in Czech]

465
00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:46,116
- [music on TV]
- Oh, come on.

466
00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:47,916
Uh...

467
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:51,796
[men speaking Czech on TV]

468
00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:54,820
- [beeping]
- Damn it!

469
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:56,956
[laughs]

470
00:31:56,980 --> 00:31:58,540
[sighs]

471
00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:08,140
[Czech dialogue continues]

472
00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:12,436
[engine sputters]

473
00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:14,380
[engine starts]

474
00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:20,820
The little girl, who when we were
both five years old in art camp,

475
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:24,860
[sobs] started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.

476
00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:29,740
The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags...

477
00:32:32,540 --> 00:32:37,436
Teardrop. Crowd goes wild. You can do this.

478
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:39,900
- [ringtone plays]
- [woman speaking Czech]

479
00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:47,220
- Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way.
- [Naomi] <i>How far away are you?</i>

480
00:32:47,940 --> 00:32:51,796
Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight.

481
00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:54,396
- <i>What?</i>
- Well, not missed it but...

482
00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:56,260
<i>So you're not gonna make
the rehearsal dinner?</i>

483
00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:58,676
- No.
- <i>Lacie!</i>

484
00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:01,540
I am so sorry. It's been... [groans]

485
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,556
I got a rental car. I'm driving.

486
00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:08,476
Driving? That's like nine hours.

487
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,876
<i>I'm making good time,</i>

488
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:13,396
gonna go through the night,
make a road trip out of it. [laughs]

489
00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:14,780
<i>Is everything okay?</i>

490
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,596
<i>I can find a replacement
if something's wrong.</i>

491
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:20,596
No. No. No. I'll be there.
I swear on Mr. Rags.

492
00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:22,076
<i>Ha ha ha!</i>

493
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:24,196
Okay, just drive safe!

494
00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:25,876
- [girls squealing]
- You bet. I'll just...

495
00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:27,020
[phone beeping]

496
00:33:31,820 --> 00:33:33,340
[phone beeps]

497
00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:36,340
Come on.

498
00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:39,916
Come on.

499
00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:41,220
Please.

500
00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:45,380
- [phone beeps]
- [sighs]

501
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:48,940
Okay.

502
00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:09,780
[yawns]

503
00:34:12,860 --> 00:34:15,676
[woman speaking Czech]

504
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:19,316
- What do you want?
- [woman speaking Czech]

505
00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:20,980
[beeping]

506
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,996
[woman speaking Czech]

507
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:27,980
- Oh, shit.
- [woman's speaking tempo slows]

508
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:02,100
Hi. Sorry.

509
00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:05,460
[woman moaning]

510
00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:08,940
Your charger doesn't fit my car.

511
00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:14,580
- Don't see those around much these days.
- It's a rental.

512
00:35:16,420 --> 00:35:20,620
Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1.
They didn't give you an adapter?

513
00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:24,380
No. Do you have one?

514
00:35:26,335 --> 00:35:30,196
- Not in here. Ask around.
- Thanks, anyway.

515
00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:32,260
You're super helpful.

516
00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:36,460
[phone beeps]

517
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,660
[phone beeps]

518
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,780
[gasps]

519
00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:46,060
Two stars?!

520
00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,396
Two stars?

521
00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:50,540
Wasn't a meaningful encounter.

522
00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:56,036
[Lacie] Sir, excuse me.

523
00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:57,796
Excuse me, sorry.

524
00:35:57,820 --> 00:36:01,500
Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance?

525
00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:07,220
Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter,
perhaps, in the trunk of your car?

526
00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,649
Sure.

527
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:12,220
Great.

528
00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:16,940
Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter?

529
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,260
I have a rental car. It's...

530
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,500
[grunting]

531
00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:10,060
- Slow down. Let's give her a ride.
- [man] She's, like, 2.8.

532
00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:11,996
[phone beeps]

533
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:13,260
Come on!

534
00:37:16,580 --> 00:37:18,380
[phone beeps]

535
00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:22,100
I didn't even do anything!

536
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:44,500
You look like you need a ride.

537
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:47,356
Um...

538
00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:50,180
Actually, I'm okay.

539
00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:57,820
Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite.

540
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:05,196
Luther, Mrs. Coffee, reds,
whiskey. Help yourself.

541
00:38:05,220 --> 00:38:07,060
I'm okay. Thanks.

542
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:09,556
Where are you headed?

543
00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:14,380
Uh... Just as close as you can get
to Port Mary would be great. [laughs]

544
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,900
Checking my feed for danger signs?

545
00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:32,980
I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be
an antisocial maniac, right?

546
00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:36,316
- You seem...
- Normal?

547
00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:38,540
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

548
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:44,620
It took some effort.
What happened to you?

549
00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:49,436
I mean, you're a 2.8,
but you don't look 2.8.

550
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:51,116
That's not... This is temporary.

551
00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:53,316
- I'm gonna turn it around.
- Uh-huh.

552
00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:56,556
- I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour.
- Nice.

553
00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:58,140
Wanna hear my speech?

554
00:38:58,980 --> 00:38:59,940
No.

555
00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:05,996
So how come you're a 2.8?

556
00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:09,516
Well, I got marked down
at the airport for yelling,

557
00:39:09,540 --> 00:39:12,196
and they put me on double damage.

558
00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:15,380
- How did it feel?
- Awful.

559
00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:17,700
I meant the yelling.

560
00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:21,620
I don't know. I was mad.

561
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:24,700
Look at where it got me.

562
00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:29,916
But as long as I get to the
wedding, do the speech,

563
00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:32,396
they'll overlook the
2.8. I'm with the bride.

564
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:34,476
And if I do well, well,
they're all high fours

565
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:35,756
so that velocitates my arc.

566
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:39,436
And once they lift the point penalty,
well, my average goes way up,

567
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:42,020
and, yeah, it's gonna be okay.

568
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,356
God, you remind me of me.

569
00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:49,820
- Hmm.
- Not now.

570
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:55,380
I was, uh... 4.6 once.

571
00:39:57,460 --> 00:40:00,180
- 4.6?
- Used to live for it.

572
00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:03,780
All the work I put in...

573
00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:09,996
Eight years ago, Tom,
my husband, got cancer.

574
00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:15,260
It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch.
The symptoms showed up late.

575
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,820
I'm so sorry.

576
00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:21,316
You don't know me so
you're not really sorry.

577
00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:25,580
You're just mainly awkward cos I
have sprung some cancer talk at you.

578
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:29,196
Anyway, I five-starred every doctor,

579
00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:33,836
every nurse, every high-four
consultant that we had.

580
00:40:33,860 --> 00:40:35,676
Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much.

581
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,420
The cancer didn't give a shit.
It just kept growing.

582
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:43,596
A couple of months in, we heard
about this experimental treatment.

583
00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:47,300
It was very expensive.
It was very exclusive.

584
00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:52,300
I did everything I could
to get him a spot there.

585
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:56,780
Tom was a 4.3.

586
00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:01,260
They gave his bed to a 4.4.

587
00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:10,420
So when he died I thought, fuck it.

588
00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:14,876
I started saying what I wanted,
when I wanted.

589
00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:16,380
Just drop it out there.

590
00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:18,940
People don't always like that.

591
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:23,276
It is incredible how fast
you slip off the ladder

592
00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:25,036
when you start doing that.

593
00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:29,580
It turned out a lot of my
friends didn't care for honesty.

594
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:35,956
Treated me like I had taken a
shit at their breakfast table.

595
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:40,036
But, Jesus Christ, it felt good.

596
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:42,540
Shedding those fuckers.

597
00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:46,300
It was like taking off tight shoes.

598
00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:50,036
- Maybe you should try it?
- Oh, come on. [laughs]

599
00:41:50,060 --> 00:41:51,396
Why not?

600
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:56,116
I can't just kick off my shoes
and walk the earth or whatever.

601
00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:59,500
- You won't know unless you try.
- Oh, that's just...

602
00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:04,876
Look, you had something with your life,

603
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:10,636
real things, good things,
and you lost it all, and I'm sorry.

604
00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:15,276
So now you've got nothing left to lose.

605
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:18,196
But I don't even have the
something worth losing, not yet.

606
00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:21,660
You know, I mean,
I'm still fighting for that.

607
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:28,860
- And what is "that"?
- I don't know. Enough to be content?

608
00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:35,220
Like, to look around and think,
well, I guess I'm okay.

609
00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:40,820
Just to be able to breathe out,
not feeling like... like...

610
00:42:42,140 --> 00:42:48,236
Like just... And that is
way off, like, way, way off.

611
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:51,100
And until I get there, I have
to play the numbers game.

612
00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:55,900
We all do, that's what we're in.
That's how the fucking world works.

613
00:42:57,460 --> 00:43:01,940
Look, maybe you don't remember,
you know, you're just too old to get it.

614
00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:06,020
I do not mean that how it sounds.

615
00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:11,060
Don't worry. I'm not voting you down.

616
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:39,236
- Sweetheart.
- [gasps] What time is it?

617
00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:43,556
I'm heading east from here so I think
you need to get yourself another ride.

618
00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:46,716
- Where are we?
- About 30 miles from Port Mary.

619
00:43:46,740 --> 00:43:50,036
A lot of buses stop here
so you should be fine.

620
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:53,356
- Well, thank you.
- Good luck with your speech.

621
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:54,980
[laughs]

622
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:58,756
I put a little something in there for you.

623
00:43:58,780 --> 00:44:02,336
- You did?
- Emergency escape hatch!

624
00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:06,540
Bye.

625
00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:24,636
[Lacie] In this world,
we're all so caught up...

626
00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:26,876
- [door opens]
- ...in our own dramas.

627
00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:30,116
- [girl] So, Dad was like...
- It's easy to forget what matters.

628
00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:31,715
[girl] He'd never even heard of the show.

629
00:44:31,739 --> 00:44:33,756
I'm like, "You never heard of
Sea of Tranquillity?"

630
00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:36,476
Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy,

631
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,476
and he's all like,
"What the fuck?" Whatever!

632
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,716
I think I'm allergic to this purple.

633
00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:44,036
So I'm like, "Well, I'm going
to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary.

634
00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:46,716
That's why I'm dressed
like Lieutenant Duster."

635
00:44:46,740 --> 00:44:49,636
He's all like, "Uh...
Port Mary is frickin' miles away."

636
00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:50,756
Yadda, yadda, yadda.

637
00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:55,636
- [toilet flushes]
- He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad.

638
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:59,060
- [girl 1] See you back on there.
- [girl 2] Okay.

639
00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:06,716
Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con?

640
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:09,756
- You're into Sea of Tranquillity?
- Totally.

641
00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:11,356
I was all set to go.

642
00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:17,100
My friend, who is there already,
has my costume, but my car broke down.

643
00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:20,460
Well, there's some space in the RV.

644
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:31,476
- Hi.
- Hey!

645
00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,636
- You're a Trank head, huh?
- Sorry?

646
00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:35,956
Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan?

647
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:39,596
Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from.

648
00:45:39,620 --> 00:45:43,236
- Who's your favourite character?
- Gotta be Lieutenant Duster.

649
00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:45,076
- She's awesome.
- She?

650
00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:47,356
He! I misspoke.

651
00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:50,116
Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender.

652
00:45:50,140 --> 00:45:53,716
I know, and that's why it's
so hard to remember, right?

653
00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:55,756
- [ringtone playing]
- Excuse me. Gotta get this.

654
00:45:55,780 --> 00:45:58,460
My friend, at the convention. [giggles]

655
00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:02,596
Hi, Nay! [laughs]

656
00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:07,956
So, oh, my God, insane night,
but I am so close now.

657
00:46:07,980 --> 00:46:09,556
[Naomi] <i>Don't come.</i>

658
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:13,156
What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away.

659
00:46:13,180 --> 00:46:15,196
Don't come. I don't want you here.

660
00:46:15,220 --> 00:46:18,796
I don't know what is up with you,
but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding.

661
00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:22,156
Oh, no, that's temporary!
That's temporary.

662
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:24,476
<i>Well, the wedding's today so...</i>

663
00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:27,036
- But it doesn't change anything.
- <i>Lacie...</i>

664
00:46:27,060 --> 00:46:29,236
- I can still do the same speech.
- <i>Lacie...</i>

665
00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:32,556
- And there's Mr. Rags!
- No!

666
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:35,236
<i>But... But you invited me.</i>

667
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:37,916
You've seen the guest list.
They are all, like, 4.5 or above.

668
00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:41,356
They are going to freak at a 2.6,
and I am not taking that kind of damage,

669
00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:44,020
plus I haven't dipped under
a 4.7 in, like, six months.

670
00:46:45,580 --> 00:46:49,076
You said you wanted your oldest friend.

671
00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:52,236
<i>When I asked you to speak,
you were a 4.2, okay?</i>

672
00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:55,636
And the authenticity of a vintage bond
low four at a gathering of this calibre

673
00:46:55,660 --> 00:46:58,676
played fantastically on all
the stimulations we ran.

674
00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:00,956
Forecast was a prestige
bounce of 2 minimum.

675
00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:04,556
But now you're a sub three. Sorry.

676
00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:06,276
That just puts the stink on
things a little too much.

677
00:47:06,300 --> 00:47:08,476
That just plays badly for us.

678
00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:10,956
So it was just about numbers for you?

679
00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:14,116
Oh, cut the shit! It was
numbers for both of us.

680
00:47:14,140 --> 00:47:16,076
<i>You wanted those
primo votes, don't deny it.</i>

681
00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:19,156
<i>It's not like you could get them on
your own. Let's not kid ourselves.</i>

682
00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:21,596
Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes.

683
00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:24,956
What? You're just gonna roll up
here and make people like you?

684
00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:29,636
- That's right. I'm doing my speech.
- No, you're not.

685
00:47:29,660 --> 00:47:34,076
Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me
through the roof when they hear it.

686
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:39,156
- Weep their fucking eyes out!
- Go home!

687
00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:42,196
- [phone beeping]
- Hello?

688
00:47:42,220 --> 00:47:44,780
[sighs] Fuck!

689
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:50,620
I have never seen
your stupid fucking show.

690
00:47:51,220 --> 00:47:52,380
[tyres screech]

691
00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:59,020
[shouts] Hope they cancel it!

692
00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:12,620
- [horn honks]
- I need a ride!

693
00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:15,196
[shouts]

694
00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:17,860
- [phone beeping]
- Fuck!

695
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:22,980
Jesus!

696
00:48:26,580 --> 00:48:28,260
[engine roars]

697
00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:41,060
Hey! Hey!

698
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:42,700
Hey!

699
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:47,116
- Can I borrow your bike?
- What?

700
00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:50,316
Can I borrow your bike?

701
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:55,316
Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow,
take this man to be your husband,

702
00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:58,260
to live together with him
in the covenant of marriage?

703
00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:01,276
To love him, comfort him,

704
00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:04,956
honour and keep him,
in sickness and in health...

705
00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:08,380
and forsaking all others,
be faithful unto him...

706
00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:20,340
[cheering and applause]

707
00:49:35,420 --> 00:49:37,540
[indistinct radio chatter]

708
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:43,540
[revs engine]

709
00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:51,940
[screams]

710
00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:13,156
[applause]

711
00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:16,276
To my best mate, Anthony.
Let's hear it for him.

712
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:17,876
[cheering]

713
00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:21,356
You've been there from day one.
I love you, man. I appreciate you.

714
00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:24,916
Hilarious speech, by the way.
By your standards.

715
00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:26,236
[laughter]

716
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:29,156
- Pow! Pow! Pow!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! [laughs]

717
00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:32,836
[Paul] He's still got a few
bullets left. Oh, man.

718
00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:34,900
Oh, gosh, well, um...

719
00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:39,060
[gasps] Shit!

720
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:43,596
[Paul] We have so many people to
thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids.

721
00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:45,476
- [cheering]
- But, of course,

722
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:50,556
my most heartfelt thanks,
my warmest thanks,

723
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:53,860
are to someone who's my best friend,

724
00:50:55,140 --> 00:51:02,036
my lover and now,
I'm honoured to say, my wife.

725
00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:04,580
- Naomi!
- [cheering and whooping]

726
00:51:06,820 --> 00:51:11,900
- [cheering]
- [Paul] One, two, three! Naomi!

727
00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:16,236
- [man] The A Team!
- [phone beeps]

728
00:51:16,260 --> 00:51:17,676
I love you so much, darl.

729
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,276
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

730
00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:21,316
[man] Congratulations, sir.

731
00:51:21,340 --> 00:51:23,196
- Thank you.
- No, thank you.

732
00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:25,356
- [whooping]
- Get over here!

733
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:26,956
Get your ass over here.

734
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:29,636
- Get in here, big boy.
- [phones beep]

735
00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:31,700
- You're beautiful!
- [cheering]

736
00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:36,636
Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice!

737
00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:39,060
You fucking earned it, man.
You fucking earned it.

738
00:51:40,580 --> 00:51:41,820
[giggles nervously]

739
00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:45,276
Everybody, hello!

740
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:47,340
- Oh, my God.
- I love you.

741
00:51:51,340 --> 00:51:55,140
Can everyone be quiet for a moment?

742
00:51:57,260 --> 00:51:58,860
Thank you. [giggles]

743
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,396
- Get rid of her.
- That would play awful.

744
00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:03,716
She's a fucking 1.1.

745
00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:09,156
Now for those of you who don't
know me, which is... all of you...

746
00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:13,196
my name is Lacie Pound

747
00:52:13,220 --> 00:52:17,060
and, believe it or not,
I am one of Naomi's oldest friends.

748
00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:19,780
Hi, Nay-Nay!

749
00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:24,156
It's great to meet you too, Paul.
I've heard a lot about you.

750
00:52:24,180 --> 00:52:26,036
He's a pretty big deal, that Paul.

751
00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,516
- Pretty big deal.
- [camera shutter clicks]

752
00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:32,236
He makes his own tapenade! Yeah.

753
00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:34,260
[laughs] Uh...

754
00:52:36,540 --> 00:52:38,740
Anyway, um... I...

755
00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:44,876
have looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life.

756
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,836
We met when we were five years old,

757
00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:51,020
and right up through to our teenage
years, we made quite the pair.

758
00:52:51,740 --> 00:52:54,036
We'd talk about all the
things girls talk about,

759
00:52:54,060 --> 00:53:00,396
you know, boys, hair, products,
uh... more boys. [laughs]

760
00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:04,036
I mean, I tried sometimes
to expand our range a little

761
00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:08,740
and talk about climate change,
but she found that kind of boring so...

762
00:53:09,380 --> 00:53:10,796
Go on.

763
00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:13,716
She was probably right.
I mean, fuck the planet, right?

764
00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:15,316
Whoo!

765
00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:19,836
Yes, thank you! Come on.
Let's have a little fun here.

766
00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:22,436
You know, fuck the planet! [laughs]

767
00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:24,916
- [shouts] Fuck the planet!
- [feedback]

768
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:26,420
[crockery rattles]

769
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,700
- [phone beeps]
- Anyway...

770
00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:37,796
I... looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life,

771
00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:43,100
which meant she was looking down on me.

772
00:53:43,980 --> 00:53:46,996
Always with a smile though. [laughs]

773
00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:51,636
In high school,
she was my shoulder to cry on.

774
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:56,996
She seemed to enjoy that.
Guys and me never worked out.

775
00:53:57,020 --> 00:54:01,580
They'd see Naomi and just... Whoo!
You know, that was it.

776
00:54:02,460 --> 00:54:08,356
She had this tight ass,

777
00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:11,556
like two fists.

778
00:54:11,580 --> 00:54:13,316
Uh-huh.

779
00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:16,436
[giggles] I was all like...

780
00:54:16,460 --> 00:54:18,580
[giggles]

781
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:22,556
I was like...

782
00:54:22,580 --> 00:54:24,420
through the hallways in high school.

783
00:54:25,820 --> 00:54:27,980
[cackling]

784
00:54:29,660 --> 00:54:31,260
[phones beep]

785
00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:37,660
[cries]

786
00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:44,540
And she was there for me.

787
00:54:46,980 --> 00:54:48,420
Holding my hair back...

788
00:54:50,060 --> 00:54:55,300
as I knelt, vomiting,
in front of the crapper.

789
00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:03,380
Thank you for that, Naomi.

790
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:08,300
I always wished I was you.

791
00:55:10,580 --> 00:55:11,860
And...

792
00:55:12,820 --> 00:55:15,180
I guess that's why you
kept me around so long?

793
00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:21,396
Until you got your new job

794
00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:26,380
and your fancy new friends.

795
00:55:28,340 --> 00:55:30,756
And that...

796
00:55:30,780 --> 00:55:32,636
[laughs]

797
00:55:32,660 --> 00:55:35,780
...fucking... jackhole!

798
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:40,116
And you didn't need me.
You probably got another me.

799
00:55:40,140 --> 00:55:45,556
Guess there's some other "yeth Beth"
you moved on to like a succubus.

800
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:48,340
- [phones beeping]
- I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus!

801
00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:52,100
- [crowd gasps]
- Stay back.

802
00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:56,636
Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him!

803
00:55:56,660 --> 00:55:58,556
I'll cut his head off
and stick it up my ass!

804
00:55:58,580 --> 00:55:59,820
[gasps]

805
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:03,396
[gasps] Time's nearly up!

806
00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:04,596
- Hey! Calm down.
- I...

807
00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:09,676
I just wanted to say, in this
world so caught up in our own shit,

808
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:13,100
- let's not forget what matters.
- It's okay. It's okay.

809
00:56:13,780 --> 00:56:19,660
Happiness, fucking Paul
and Naomi, and she's...

810
00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:24,260
She... She fucked Greg!

811
00:56:26,020 --> 00:56:27,780
I know she did.

812
00:56:28,860 --> 00:56:31,796
- I know you did.
- No...

813
00:56:31,820 --> 00:56:34,156
Don't even try to deny...

814
00:56:34,180 --> 00:56:36,556
- [screams]
- [feedback screeches]

815
00:56:36,580 --> 00:56:41,996
The little girl who, when we
were just five-years-old in art camp,

816
00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:45,700
started talking to me
because she saw I was scared

817
00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:48,876
and helped me make Mr. Rags.

818
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:54,476
He reminds me of you and
what you meant to me then!

819
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:58,060
[cries] And I'm so honoured
to be here to see this shit!

820
00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:04,180
[screams] I love you, Nay-Nay!
I've always loved you!

821
00:57:05,220 --> 00:57:07,540
I love you!

822
00:57:08,780 --> 00:57:09,860
[camera shutter clicking]

823
00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:27,340
[whirring]

824
00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:41,180
[breathes deeply]

825
00:59:18,940 --> 00:59:20,716
[sobs]

826
00:59:20,740 --> 00:59:22,140
[laughs]

827
00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:54,596
What the fuck are you looking at?

828
00:59:54,620 --> 00:59:56,660
Just what I was wondering.

829
00:59:56,982 --> 00:59:57,702
Well...

830
00:59:59,645 --> 01:00:00,565
Don't!

831
01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:04,596
Don't? Don't wonder?

832
01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:05,780
Uh-huh.

833
01:00:06,380 --> 01:00:08,705
It would be a dull
world without wonder.

834
01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:11,524
I don't give a shit about your world.

835
01:00:12,340 --> 01:00:14,260
I don't like your brassiere.

836
01:00:17,660 --> 01:00:19,140
I don't like your moustache.

837
01:00:20,540 --> 01:00:22,396
I don't like your aura.

838
01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:24,660
- My aura?
- Yeah.

839
01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:30,236
I don't like your... head.

840
01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:32,996
Your entire head is
just ridiculous to me.

841
01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,236
Really?

842
01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:40,116
You look like an alcoholic
former weatherman.

843
01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:42,676
You sound like a lost little lamb

844
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:45,180
that just got told there's no Santa Claus.

845
01:00:46,420 --> 01:00:49,196
What sort of cartoon character
did your mum have to fuck

846
01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:50,876
to brew you up in the womb?

847
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:52,636
At least I look like I was born,

848
01:00:52,660 --> 01:00:57,196
not shit out by some tormented cow
creature in an underground lab.

849
01:00:57,220 --> 01:00:58,956
You got tossed out of that lab.

850
01:00:58,980 --> 01:01:01,516
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah, flushed out.

851
01:01:01,540 --> 01:01:04,436
- Ooh!
- In the trash!

852
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:08,076
- Your face is a fucking...
- Fucking.

853
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:12,036
Fucking biological car crash

854
01:01:12,060 --> 01:01:14,116
that made Picasso screw
his eyes up and say,

855
01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:15,676
"Well, that just don't make sense."

856
01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:17,476
[laughs]

857
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:20,156
- You're a fucking asshole.
- Fuck you!

858
01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:23,002
- Fuck you next Wednesday.
- Fuck you for Christmas!

859
01:01:23,027 --> 01:01:27,867
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!

860
01:01:31,510 --> 01:01:37,589
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