1 00:00:10,475 --> 00:00:14,291 Another three bodies were found by the Hackensack Mall last night. 2 00:00:14,296 --> 00:00:16,878 That brings the total body count to 11. 3 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:19,708 Police are still searching for the mass murderer. 4 00:00:19,713 --> 00:00:21,985 ♪ Hickory Meadows ♪ 5 00:00:21,990 --> 00:00:25,964 ♪ A beautiful place to live, not die ♪ 6 00:00:25,969 --> 00:00:29,542 ♪ Oh, the day in Hickory Meadows ♪ 7 00:00:29,547 --> 00:00:31,136 ♪ Why ♪ 8 00:00:31,141 --> 00:00:34,114 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 9 00:00:34,119 --> 00:00:35,875 [GASPS] 10 00:00:36,923 --> 00:00:39,919 [MENACING MUSIC] 11 00:00:39,924 --> 00:00:44,924 ♪♪ 12 00:00:48,175 --> 00:00:49,644 [GASPS] 13 00:00:50,336 --> 00:00:53,547 [BILLIE EILISH'S "COPYCAT"] 14 00:00:53,552 --> 00:00:57,552 ♪♪ 15 00:00:58,156 --> 00:01:00,327 ♪ Don't be cautious ♪ 16 00:01:00,332 --> 00:01:02,070 ♪ Don't be kind ♪ 17 00:01:02,075 --> 00:01:06,206 ♪ You committed, I'm your crime ♪ 18 00:01:06,211 --> 00:01:08,978 ♪ Push my button anytime ♪ 19 00:01:08,983 --> 00:01:10,987 ♪ You got your finger on the trigger ♪ 20 00:01:10,992 --> 00:01:13,686 ♪ But your trigger finger's mine ♪ 21 00:01:13,692 --> 00:01:15,730 ♪ Silver dollar ♪ 22 00:01:15,735 --> 00:01:17,628 ♪ Golden flame ♪ 23 00:01:17,633 --> 00:01:19,137 ♪ Dirty water ♪ 24 00:01:19,142 --> 00:01:21,113 ♪ Poison rain ♪ 25 00:01:21,118 --> 00:01:23,207 ♪ Perfect murder ♪ 26 00:01:23,212 --> 00:01:26,284 ♪ Take your aim, I don't belong to anyone ♪ 27 00:01:26,289 --> 00:01:28,994 ♪ But everybody knows my name ♪ 28 00:01:28,999 --> 00:01:31,999 ♪♪ 29 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,155 Hi, Jake. 30 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,096 20 bucks for that. Sound fair? 31 00:01:38,101 --> 00:01:39,483 20 bucks? 32 00:01:39,488 --> 00:01:41,960 It's got to be worth 20 bucks, right? 33 00:01:42,548 --> 00:01:44,816 - Hey, where'd you get this? - I have no idea. 34 00:01:44,821 --> 00:01:46,694 Must've been my daughter's, I guess. 35 00:01:46,699 --> 00:01:49,462 Honestly, I don't remember. You into vintage? 36 00:01:49,467 --> 00:01:50,811 No, I'm into retro. 37 00:01:50,816 --> 00:01:52,765 Oh, what's the difference? 38 00:01:52,770 --> 00:01:55,142 - About 10 bucks. - [CHUCKLES] Fair enough. 39 00:01:55,147 --> 00:01:58,086 ♪♪ 40 00:01:58,091 --> 00:02:01,264 - Well, thanks, Mrs. Jolly. - Tell your dad I said hello. 41 00:02:03,148 --> 00:02:05,119 Oh. 42 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:07,139 Someone took the butcher knife. 43 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:09,232 ♪ Call me calloused ♪ 44 00:02:09,237 --> 00:02:11,241 ♪ Call me cold ♪ 45 00:02:11,246 --> 00:02:15,077 ♪ You're italic, I'm in bold ♪ 46 00:02:15,082 --> 00:02:18,055 ♪ Call me cocky, watch your tone ♪ 47 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:23,260 ♪ You better love me 'cause you're just a clone ♪ 48 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:26,602 What's up, detectives? It's me, Devon Evans. 49 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:29,806 Here in Hackensack, the mayor likes to say 50 00:02:29,811 --> 00:02:31,930 the saints are always watching over us, 51 00:02:31,942 --> 00:02:34,946 guiding our destinies and keeping us from harm. 52 00:02:35,382 --> 00:02:37,348 Well, I call bullshit on that. 53 00:02:37,723 --> 00:02:39,093 The mayor wants us to think 54 00:02:39,098 --> 00:02:41,296 we're all living on Main Street in Disneyland, 55 00:02:41,301 --> 00:02:44,975 but the truth is, Hackensack is a haven for the bizarre, 56 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:46,121 the fucked-up, 57 00:02:46,126 --> 00:02:48,207 and the straight-up criminally insane. 58 00:02:48,574 --> 00:02:50,080 In the past year alone, 59 00:02:50,085 --> 00:02:52,824 our murder rate has spiked 25%. 60 00:02:52,829 --> 00:02:54,763 In fact, we haven't seen this kind of violence here 61 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:56,994 since the Ray family murders in '65, 62 00:02:56,999 --> 00:02:58,635 a bloodbath that gave birth 63 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,473 to one of the most notorious serial killers in history, 64 00:03:01,478 --> 00:03:03,238 Charles Lee Ray. 65 00:03:03,696 --> 00:03:06,246 Back in the day, he was one of us, 66 00:03:06,251 --> 00:03:08,504 growing up right over on Sherwood Lane. 67 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:10,988 You won't read about it in the "Times" dispatch, 68 00:03:10,993 --> 00:03:14,199 but you can hear all about it right here, every week. 69 00:03:14,363 --> 00:03:16,434 Until next time, fellow detectives, 70 00:03:16,439 --> 00:03:18,754 this is Devon Evans bringing you... 71 00:03:18,762 --> 00:03:20,621 "Hackenslash." 72 00:03:23,747 --> 00:03:25,660 Binxie? [CLICKING TONGUE] 73 00:03:26,644 --> 00:03:28,323 Here, Binx. 74 00:03:31,701 --> 00:03:34,674 [AMBIENT MUSIC] 75 00:03:34,686 --> 00:03:39,686 ♪♪ 76 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,694 [CAT MEOWS] 77 00:03:52,938 --> 00:03:54,342 How you doing, Binxie? 78 00:03:54,347 --> 00:03:55,716 [CAT MEOWS] 79 00:04:01,356 --> 00:04:03,093 [DISTURBING MUSIC] 80 00:04:03,098 --> 00:04:04,334 [CAT MEOWS] 81 00:04:04,339 --> 00:04:09,339 ♪♪ 82 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,024 [CAT HISSES] 83 00:04:17,254 --> 00:04:21,329 ♪♪ 84 00:04:21,334 --> 00:04:23,376 [CAT SCREECHES, GROWLS] 85 00:04:27,730 --> 00:04:30,035 Two heads are better than one, right? 86 00:04:30,124 --> 00:04:35,124 ♪♪ 87 00:04:35,129 --> 00:04:37,033 [CAT GROWLS] 88 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:44,047 [DISTANT SIREN WAILING] 89 00:04:56,371 --> 00:04:59,077 [CAT GROWLS] 90 00:05:06,662 --> 00:05:11,162 ♪♪ 91 00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:12,803 [CAT MEOWS] 92 00:05:18,476 --> 00:05:20,347 Let's see what you're really made of. 93 00:05:20,352 --> 00:05:25,352 ♪♪ 94 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:28,219 Jake! 95 00:05:29,303 --> 00:05:31,407 Jake, I'm home. 96 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,279 - Hey. - [GASPS] 97 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:38,181 Wanna play? 98 00:05:38,717 --> 00:05:41,356 Jesus Christ, Jake, another frickin' doll? 99 00:05:41,361 --> 00:05:43,226 Hi, I'm Chucky, 100 00:05:43,231 --> 00:05:45,235 and I'm your friend till the end. 101 00:05:45,469 --> 00:05:47,219 Hidey-ho! [LAUGHS] 102 00:05:47,224 --> 00:05:48,961 It's voice-activated. 103 00:05:49,243 --> 00:05:51,673 Hey, I was thinking about using his head for the sculpture. 104 00:05:52,511 --> 00:05:53,880 What do you think? 105 00:05:53,885 --> 00:05:57,093 I don't know. I'm no art critic. 106 00:05:57,098 --> 00:05:58,969 Well, I'm not asking for a review, Dad. 107 00:05:58,974 --> 00:06:01,626 - I just want your opinion. - It's cool, Jake. 108 00:06:02,593 --> 00:06:04,860 Still think you're spending too much time on it. 109 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,042 Wouldn't hurt you to get out of this room 110 00:06:07,046 --> 00:06:08,582 every once in a while. 111 00:06:08,643 --> 00:06:11,582 Maybe you could, uh, ask a girl to a movie. 112 00:06:11,587 --> 00:06:12,958 See a friend or something. 113 00:06:12,963 --> 00:06:14,860 Friends come and go, in my experience. 114 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:16,961 The work lasts forever. 115 00:06:16,966 --> 00:06:18,735 So does student debt. 116 00:06:19,369 --> 00:06:20,935 You know it's almost impossible to make a living 117 00:06:20,939 --> 00:06:22,321 as an artist? 118 00:06:23,027 --> 00:06:25,743 - Mom did. - That wasn't a living. 119 00:06:25,748 --> 00:06:27,081 That was a lifestyle, 120 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:29,305 and it certainly didn't pay the bills. 121 00:06:29,414 --> 00:06:31,204 I did. 122 00:06:31,662 --> 00:06:33,832 [SIGHS] 123 00:06:37,026 --> 00:06:39,852 You know you're looking more and more like her every day? 124 00:06:41,543 --> 00:06:44,182 Speaking of which, I looked into that art camp, 125 00:06:44,187 --> 00:06:46,189 and I don't think it's gonna work out. 126 00:06:46,994 --> 00:06:49,900 - Why not? - It's 1,000 bucks, Jake. 127 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:53,470 I'm sorry. Maybe next year. 128 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:55,714 Besides, you don't wanna be away from me 129 00:06:55,718 --> 00:06:57,455 for a whole month, do you? 130 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,297 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO] 131 00:06:59,302 --> 00:07:01,166 You remember to take your pill today? 132 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,042 - Not yet. - Well, you should take it. 133 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:05,853 You're gonna need it. We're at Defcon 1 tonight. 134 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:07,689 - Why? - Your cousin's coming over 135 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,300 - for dinner, remember? - Oh, shit. 136 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:11,822 "Shit" is right. 137 00:07:12,978 --> 00:07:14,680 [CAT GROWLS] 138 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:17,591 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 139 00:07:17,596 --> 00:07:22,596 ♪♪ 140 00:07:30,505 --> 00:07:31,505 [CAT HISSES] 141 00:07:31,662 --> 00:07:34,662 [PLAYFUL SPOOKY MUSIC] 142 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:39,667 ♪♪ 143 00:07:44,389 --> 00:07:47,358 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 144 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:54,593 So this is fun. 145 00:07:55,029 --> 00:07:58,663 Can't remember last time we just sent out for pizza. 146 00:07:58,921 --> 00:08:00,515 Hey, Luke, 147 00:08:00,749 --> 00:08:03,091 you got a little something on your, uh... 148 00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:06,529 Other side. There you go. 149 00:08:07,137 --> 00:08:10,521 - So how's business? - It's not worth talking about. 150 00:08:10,526 --> 00:08:12,096 Sure, it is. 151 00:08:12,435 --> 00:08:14,154 Things could be better. 152 00:08:14,534 --> 00:08:16,435 I'm drowning. 153 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,455 [MENACING MUSIC] 154 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:20,064 Uh... 155 00:08:20,069 --> 00:08:21,927 I could throw you a little business. 156 00:08:22,559 --> 00:08:24,363 Bree put a dent in her Lexus. 157 00:08:24,368 --> 00:08:25,751 That'd be great... 158 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:27,461 if we handled bodywork. 159 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:30,566 ♪♪ 160 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:32,098 But we don't. 161 00:08:32,103 --> 00:08:34,136 There's no shame in getting a little help now and then. 162 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:36,611 - Who's ashamed? - You're my brother. 163 00:08:37,254 --> 00:08:38,888 You'd do the same for me. 164 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:42,044 Come on, Logan. 165 00:08:42,818 --> 00:08:45,290 When have you ever needed help? 166 00:08:45,295 --> 00:08:50,295 ♪♪ 167 00:08:53,373 --> 00:08:55,377 Well, Junior has some news. 168 00:08:55,382 --> 00:08:57,419 - Mom. - Guess who made regionals. 169 00:08:57,424 --> 00:09:00,872 Holy shit. Oh, that's great, Junior. 170 00:09:01,228 --> 00:09:04,365 Isn't that great, Jake? Huh? 171 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:07,376 He's the best distance runner at Perry Middle since... 172 00:09:07,501 --> 00:09:09,305 - well, since his father. - [WHISPERING] Yeah! 173 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:11,786 But regionals is on the 10th. 174 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:15,263 It's the day I'm painting City Hall with the Scouts, remember? 175 00:09:15,268 --> 00:09:17,038 You already made Eagle Scout, 176 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:19,592 which reminds me, you're gonna need 177 00:09:19,597 --> 00:09:21,357 another extracurricular. 178 00:09:21,362 --> 00:09:23,451 Harvard's gonna want three. 179 00:09:24,091 --> 00:09:26,685 If anyone can handle it, you can. 180 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:31,263 You know, Jake, the, uh... The Scouts are taking gays now. 181 00:09:31,268 --> 00:09:32,600 You should totally come check it out. 182 00:09:32,604 --> 00:09:35,896 - Junior. - What? It's true. 183 00:09:35,901 --> 00:09:39,141 So what does that mean, exactly, Eagle Scout? 184 00:09:39,305 --> 00:09:41,476 Did you, like, sell the most cookies? 185 00:09:41,702 --> 00:09:44,375 No, while you were up in your room playing with dolls, 186 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:46,654 I organized a whole book drive for the homeless. 187 00:09:46,659 --> 00:09:49,264 Yeah, because keeping up with Harry Potter 188 00:09:49,269 --> 00:09:52,036 is the most pressing issue facing the homeless. 189 00:09:54,079 --> 00:09:56,414 So, Jake, how is the sculpture coming along? 190 00:09:56,419 --> 00:09:58,333 - Can we see it yet? - Soon. 191 00:09:58,647 --> 00:10:02,111 - Where do you get the dolls? - Thrift shops, yard sales, 192 00:10:02,116 --> 00:10:04,181 eBay, trash cans. 193 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,157 Andy Warhol once said, "Just because something's 194 00:10:06,162 --> 00:10:08,060 been thrown away doesn't make it garbage." 195 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:09,985 Wasn't Warhol gay too? 196 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:11,656 - Junior, stop it. - What? 197 00:10:11,661 --> 00:10:14,529 It's the 21st century. It's cool to be gay now. 198 00:10:15,234 --> 00:10:17,408 - Right, Jake? - It's a nonissue. 199 00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:21,054 Yeah, it's like being left-handed or vegan. 200 00:10:22,683 --> 00:10:24,646 Would you give it a rest? 201 00:10:25,439 --> 00:10:28,129 He's 13 years old. He doesn't know what he is. 202 00:10:28,134 --> 00:10:31,741 [MENACING MUSIC] 203 00:10:31,746 --> 00:10:33,383 14. 204 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:39,783 Excuse me. Lucas, where's your powder room? 205 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,756 It's upstairs where it's always been. 206 00:10:41,761 --> 00:10:46,761 ♪♪ 207 00:10:56,257 --> 00:10:59,196 [EERIE MUSIC] 208 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:04,201 ♪♪ 209 00:11:11,621 --> 00:11:13,291 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 210 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:18,289 Hey, it's me. [SIGHS] 211 00:11:18,831 --> 00:11:21,336 Sorry. I only have a minute. I'm with my family. 212 00:11:21,341 --> 00:11:23,017 - I just... - [RUSTLING] 213 00:11:24,845 --> 00:11:26,588 I just needed... 214 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,548 [SIGHS] Can you hold on a minute? 215 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:46,954 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL FLOURISH] 216 00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:49,163 [SIGHS] 217 00:11:56,254 --> 00:11:58,944 - Oh, my God! - [CAT SCREECHES] 218 00:11:58,949 --> 00:12:00,919 [CAT GROWLS] 219 00:12:00,924 --> 00:12:02,861 [SIGHS] 220 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,972 Sorry, I thought someone was in here with me. 221 00:12:08,954 --> 00:12:10,958 I really need to see you. 222 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,863 Can I call you tomorrow? 223 00:12:14,064 --> 00:12:15,832 Okay. 224 00:12:17,099 --> 00:12:19,604 [ENGINE TURNING OVER] 225 00:12:40,799 --> 00:12:42,536 Binxie! 226 00:12:44,006 --> 00:12:45,871 Here, Binx. 227 00:12:50,447 --> 00:12:54,588 - [GRUNTING, GROANING] - [OBJECTS CRASHING] 228 00:12:54,593 --> 00:12:56,504 [MENACING MUSIC] 229 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,895 [GRUNTING] 230 00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:02,907 ♪♪ 231 00:13:09,819 --> 00:13:11,923 [MADALEN DUKE'S "HOW VILLAINS ARE MADE"] 232 00:13:11,928 --> 00:13:14,597 ♪ Time to ♪ 233 00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:19,638 ♪ Put my medal on ♪ 234 00:13:19,643 --> 00:13:21,136 ♪♪ 235 00:13:21,141 --> 00:13:23,046 ♪ Whose blood to spill ♪ 236 00:13:23,051 --> 00:13:25,317 ♪ I don't know ♪ 237 00:13:25,322 --> 00:13:27,025 No more dolls, Jake. 238 00:13:27,087 --> 00:13:28,556 Ever. 239 00:13:28,561 --> 00:13:31,334 ♪ Whose side I'm on ♪ 240 00:13:31,339 --> 00:13:33,710 ♪♪ 241 00:13:33,715 --> 00:13:38,410 ♪ Two armies are coming at me ♪ 242 00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:44,212 ♪ Their flags and weapons look the same ♪ 243 00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:49,765 ♪ One tells the truth, the other's lying ♪ 244 00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,474 ♪♪ 245 00:13:51,479 --> 00:13:56,284 ♪ And they're both calling my name ♪ 246 00:13:56,946 --> 00:14:02,081 ♪ This is how villains are made ♪ 247 00:14:02,757 --> 00:14:08,221 ♪ This is how villains are made ♪ 248 00:14:08,669 --> 00:14:12,744 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪ 249 00:14:12,749 --> 00:14:14,557 ♪♪ 250 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:19,557 ♪ No one ever starts that way ♪ 251 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,900 ♪ But this is how villains are made ♪ 252 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:29,049 ♪♪ 253 00:14:29,054 --> 00:14:30,756 Binxie? 254 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,120 - [CROWS CAWING] - [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 255 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:42,571 ♪♪ 256 00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:44,914 [KEYBOARD CLACKING] 257 00:14:46,779 --> 00:14:49,451 [DISTANT SIREN WAILING] 258 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,456 ♪♪ 259 00:14:57,839 --> 00:15:00,679 [KEYBOARD CLACKING] 260 00:15:09,228 --> 00:15:11,059 1,500 bucks? 261 00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:13,933 Holy shit. 262 00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:16,844 [KIM PETRAS' "PERSONAL HELL"] 263 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,855 ♪♪ 264 00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:21,590 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 265 00:15:21,595 --> 00:15:26,595 ♪♪ 266 00:15:28,981 --> 00:15:30,767 ♪ Summer sun, don't feel a thing ♪ 267 00:15:30,772 --> 00:15:32,709 ♪ Overthink 'bout everything ♪ 268 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,973 ♪ When I think of you, you give me chills ♪ 269 00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:40,153 ♪ Baby, come on, got what I need ♪ 270 00:15:40,158 --> 00:15:44,223 ♪ Hands all over me, oh ♪ 271 00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:46,734 ♪ Save me ♪ 272 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:50,040 ♪ From my personal hell ♪ 273 00:15:50,045 --> 00:15:51,866 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 274 00:15:51,871 --> 00:15:53,618 ♪ Exorcise my demons, yeah ♪ 275 00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:55,559 ♪ Tainted love could get me there ♪ 276 00:15:55,564 --> 00:15:59,105 ♪ I've been saving all of this for you ♪ 277 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:03,600 ♪ Baby, come on, over to me ♪ 278 00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:06,877 ♪ Come set me free ♪ 279 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,886 ♪ Baby, come on ♪ 280 00:16:08,891 --> 00:16:10,794 ♪ Got what I need ♪ 281 00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:14,541 ♪ Hands all over me, oh ♪ 282 00:16:14,546 --> 00:16:17,485 ♪ Save me ♪ 283 00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:18,860 ♪ From my person... ♪ 284 00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:20,840 - [HORN BEEPS] - Hey, what up? 285 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,809 Still don't understand why you're still into this stuff. 286 00:16:24,813 --> 00:16:26,050 It's so freaking weird. 287 00:16:26,055 --> 00:16:27,781 I think it's a better hobby than running. 288 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,535 ♪ Save me ♪ 289 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,760 ♪ From my personal hell ♪ 290 00:16:33,765 --> 00:16:35,201 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 291 00:16:35,206 --> 00:16:38,980 ♪ Break me, break me out ♪ 292 00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:41,723 Hey, Jake. Awesome Good Guy. 293 00:16:41,728 --> 00:16:44,481 - I'm into vintage too. - Oh, he's retro. 294 00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:46,490 - Wanna buy it? - No, thanks. 295 00:16:46,495 --> 00:16:48,434 Hey, uh, can I ask you a question? 296 00:16:48,439 --> 00:16:49,875 Yeah, sure. 297 00:16:50,165 --> 00:16:53,204 This is really awkward, but do you think that you can, 298 00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:56,239 like, maybe introduce me to your cousin? 299 00:16:57,176 --> 00:16:59,049 - [SIGHS] Junior? - Yeah. 300 00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,254 I get that a lot. 301 00:17:04,259 --> 00:17:08,167 I'm flattered, really, but, um, it's not my thing. 302 00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:12,037 Oh, sorry, I didn't know. 303 00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:15,515 Yeah, since cotillion. Don't you follow my Insta? 304 00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:20,882 Your bed buddy, Jake? What's his name? 305 00:17:21,222 --> 00:17:24,431 - What's your name? - Hi, I'm Chucky. 306 00:17:24,436 --> 00:17:27,553 - Wanna play? - Oh, my God, that's adorable. 307 00:17:27,653 --> 00:17:31,008 - Say, "Cheese." - Chucky cheese. 308 00:17:31,042 --> 00:17:33,246 You're not tearing him apart, I hope. 309 00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:36,257 - Anything for art, right? - No, you can't. 310 00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:38,556 Well, actually, I'm gonna sell him. 311 00:17:40,165 --> 00:17:43,608 Oh, you're selling your stuff now, Jake? 312 00:17:43,707 --> 00:17:45,897 I didn't realize it'd gotten that bad. 313 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:47,644 - No. - I mean, do you need 314 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,419 - to borrow any money? - No. 315 00:17:49,424 --> 00:17:51,628 Seriously, it's no problem. 316 00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:53,224 Right? 317 00:17:53,229 --> 00:17:55,067 You know I don't carry cash on me. 318 00:17:55,072 --> 00:17:56,741 - You can Venmo. - I'm fine. 319 00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,349 Being financially disadvantaged 320 00:17:58,354 --> 00:18:00,564 is nothing to be ashamed of, Jake. 321 00:18:00,569 --> 00:18:02,491 - Right? - I'm not. 322 00:18:03,177 --> 00:18:06,650 - Well, see you later. - Yeah, see you in class. 323 00:18:08,349 --> 00:18:11,186 I just had the most amazing idea. 324 00:18:11,906 --> 00:18:13,983 Maybe you should give the guy a break. 325 00:18:14,446 --> 00:18:15,998 Don't go soft on me, babe. 326 00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:17,647 [BELL RINGS] 327 00:18:17,652 --> 00:18:19,938 E. B. White said that explaining a joke 328 00:18:19,943 --> 00:18:22,444 is like dissecting a frog: 329 00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:24,944 you understand it better, 330 00:18:24,956 --> 00:18:30,066 but unfortunately, the frog dies in the process. 331 00:18:33,099 --> 00:18:35,036 Jake, are you okay? 332 00:18:35,069 --> 00:18:37,040 Uh, yeah, I just... 333 00:18:37,045 --> 00:18:38,795 I don't... I don't think I can do this. 334 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,613 Do you have a religious conflict? 335 00:18:41,157 --> 00:18:42,861 No, I just... 336 00:18:43,111 --> 00:18:45,014 I can't stand the sight of blood. 337 00:18:45,019 --> 00:18:46,019 Pussy. 338 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:47,995 - Oliver, mind your fucking business. - ALL: Ooh! 339 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,269 Look, you can do this. 340 00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:51,078 Just make a vertical incision down the length 341 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,824 of the abdomen, like I showed you. 342 00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:55,929 Sometimes the heart will go on beating 343 00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,038 for a few minutes after death. 344 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,556 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 345 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:09,561 ♪♪ 346 00:19:19,891 --> 00:19:22,397 [HYPERVENTILATING] 347 00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:25,341 [TENSE MUSIC] 348 00:19:25,346 --> 00:19:30,346 ♪♪ 349 00:19:31,084 --> 00:19:34,925 [HEARTBEAT THUMPING, CLOCK TICKING SLOWLY] 350 00:19:50,676 --> 00:19:52,180 Oh. 351 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,889 Oh, no, Jake, that isn't quite right. 352 00:19:55,921 --> 00:19:57,724 No, I didn't do that. 353 00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:00,538 [CELL PHONES BUZZING, CHIMING] 354 00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:08,027 [LAUGHTER] 355 00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:17,272 What is going on? 356 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,788 Lexy's new GoFundMe. 357 00:20:21,118 --> 00:20:23,255 Oliver, let me see that. 358 00:20:24,426 --> 00:20:26,319 _ 359 00:20:28,684 --> 00:20:30,200 Here you go, Wheeler. 360 00:20:30,205 --> 00:20:31,473 [COIN CLINKS] 361 00:20:31,478 --> 00:20:33,514 Don't spend it all in one place. 362 00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:36,378 [BELL RINGS] 363 00:20:36,383 --> 00:20:38,421 Hey, for homework tonight, read chapter 12 364 00:20:38,426 --> 00:20:41,866 of your Zoology book. We do have a quiz tomorrow. 365 00:20:46,025 --> 00:20:47,595 Don't forget your boytoy. 366 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,538 Oliver, get the hell out of here. 367 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,124 Jake. 368 00:20:52,722 --> 00:20:55,483 Hey, Ms. F, can you maybe keep this 369 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,125 until I sell it? 370 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,881 It won't fit in my locker. 371 00:20:58,886 --> 00:21:01,741 - Of course. - Thanks. 372 00:21:01,996 --> 00:21:03,799 No problem. 373 00:21:09,979 --> 00:21:12,250 Just a moment, Lexy. I'd like a word. 374 00:21:12,379 --> 00:21:13,948 You can close the door. 375 00:21:17,499 --> 00:21:19,944 - Have a seat. - Thank you. 376 00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:29,619 I want you to take the page down, right now. 377 00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:32,850 But, Ms. Fairchild, I've already raised $75. 378 00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:35,263 I'm just trying to help a fellow student 379 00:21:35,268 --> 00:21:37,189 - who's in need. - Lexy, you're not very funny. 380 00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:39,025 Poverty's no laughing matter. 381 00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,702 What has Jake Wheeler ever done to you, anyway? 382 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,514 Nothing. 383 00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:48,089 You know, I was a lot like you 384 00:21:48,094 --> 00:21:49,548 when I was your age. 385 00:21:49,553 --> 00:21:52,264 Entitled, arrogant, 386 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,401 and secretly terrified. 387 00:21:54,406 --> 00:21:58,006 And what is it I'm supposedly so afraid of? 388 00:21:58,686 --> 00:22:00,928 The creeping realization that real life is gonna be 389 00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:03,210 a lot more challenging than middle school 390 00:22:03,215 --> 00:22:08,229 and that no matter how pretty or popular or important 391 00:22:08,234 --> 00:22:09,870 you might think you are right now, 392 00:22:10,223 --> 00:22:11,602 in the end, 393 00:22:11,607 --> 00:22:13,525 nobody gets everything they want in life. 394 00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:15,410 Don't worry about me, Ms. F. 395 00:22:15,415 --> 00:22:16,999 I'm pretty sure I'm not going to end up 396 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:18,869 teaching eight grade biology. 397 00:22:18,874 --> 00:22:20,812 Just take the page down, Lexy, 398 00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:25,295 and you can report to detention right after school. 399 00:22:26,198 --> 00:22:27,367 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL FLOURISH] 400 00:22:27,372 --> 00:22:31,013 What I'm doing is admirable, and if you try to stop me 401 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:33,131 or penalize me in any way, 402 00:22:33,136 --> 00:22:35,016 my parents will sue the school. 403 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,850 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 404 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,122 Can I go now? 405 00:22:38,127 --> 00:22:40,327 You know, I think Mrs. McVey 406 00:22:40,332 --> 00:22:42,077 should be part of this conversation. 407 00:22:42,082 --> 00:22:43,665 You can repeat your threat to her. 408 00:22:43,670 --> 00:22:46,975 Happy to. She and my mom are in the same Pilates class. 409 00:22:48,381 --> 00:22:49,889 [SIGHS] Wait here. 410 00:22:56,358 --> 00:22:58,062 Crime is complicated, 411 00:22:58,067 --> 00:23:00,170 especially in the eyes of the victim, 412 00:23:00,175 --> 00:23:01,811 the marginalized. 413 00:23:02,207 --> 00:23:04,711 It's not just murders and robberies. 414 00:23:04,981 --> 00:23:08,342 There are silent crimes, socially accepted crimes, 415 00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:10,663 systemic crimes against humanity, 416 00:23:10,668 --> 00:23:13,373 crimes happening every day, all around us. 417 00:23:13,631 --> 00:23:15,780 You can't always hear the victims screaming. 418 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:17,254 They are, though. 419 00:23:17,505 --> 00:23:19,327 You just have to listen hard enough. 420 00:23:19,906 --> 00:23:22,545 - Okay if I sit here? - Uh, yeah. 421 00:23:22,550 --> 00:23:25,725 - What are you listening to? - Nothing. 422 00:23:25,730 --> 00:23:27,164 Well, you were listening to something. 423 00:23:27,168 --> 00:23:28,868 Every day I see you here, you're totally wrapped up 424 00:23:28,872 --> 00:23:30,626 - in whatever it is. - Uh... 425 00:23:30,631 --> 00:23:33,404 I was watching "Vampire Diaries," actually. 426 00:23:33,409 --> 00:23:35,536 [CHUCKLES] For real? Is it good? 427 00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:37,245 It's sort of a guilty pleasure. 428 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,522 What's it about? 429 00:23:39,644 --> 00:23:44,187 Uh, well, it's about the unbreakable bond 430 00:23:44,192 --> 00:23:45,628 between brothers. 431 00:23:45,689 --> 00:23:47,293 Strong enough to survive anything, 432 00:23:47,298 --> 00:23:48,975 even their worst mistakes. 433 00:23:48,980 --> 00:23:51,402 But it's also, like, super hot vampires, right? 434 00:23:51,545 --> 00:23:53,592 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, they're super hot. 435 00:23:54,655 --> 00:23:56,069 I'll check it out. 436 00:23:56,524 --> 00:23:58,038 Coolio. 437 00:23:58,458 --> 00:24:00,694 Uh, hey, I'm in the talent show tomorrow. 438 00:24:00,699 --> 00:24:02,136 You should come. 439 00:24:02,269 --> 00:24:03,906 I'll check it out. 440 00:24:03,972 --> 00:24:05,741 - Coolio. - [LAUGHS] 441 00:24:06,298 --> 00:24:08,335 Uh, anyways, listen, um, 442 00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:09,788 I wanted to ask you something. 443 00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:12,005 This is kind of awkward. 444 00:24:12,010 --> 00:24:14,248 - Um... - What? 445 00:24:14,652 --> 00:24:17,725 Well, first of all, I know you listen to my show. 446 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,756 That's not a question. 447 00:24:20,761 --> 00:24:23,170 Well, I mean, I know you were listening just now. 448 00:24:23,175 --> 00:24:25,948 - I saw. - [CHUCKLES] Okay. 449 00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:30,274 So I was wondering if maybe... 450 00:24:30,279 --> 00:24:31,946 well, I was wondering if maybe you'd be interested 451 00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:33,686 in coming on my podcast. 452 00:24:34,655 --> 00:24:36,492 - What? - I wanna do a whole series 453 00:24:36,497 --> 00:24:38,194 on bullying, Jake. 454 00:24:38,546 --> 00:24:40,117 I thought you were into true crime. 455 00:24:40,122 --> 00:24:41,435 Bullying is a crime, Jake. 456 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,472 I mean, just here in Hackensack, 457 00:24:42,476 --> 00:24:45,048 - we have Lexy, Oliver... - Junior. 458 00:24:45,053 --> 00:24:47,180 - No. Junior's a good guy. - Junior's my cousin. 459 00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:48,467 Believe me, he's not a good guy. 460 00:24:48,472 --> 00:24:50,989 It's Lexy, all right? I don't know what he sees in her. But, Jake... 461 00:24:50,993 --> 00:24:52,984 Hey, do I look like the poster boy for losers to you? 462 00:24:52,988 --> 00:24:55,628 - No, I just thought that... - No, I'm not interested. I got to go. 463 00:24:57,974 --> 00:24:59,264 Loser. 464 00:25:00,340 --> 00:25:03,279 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 465 00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:08,284 ♪♪ 466 00:25:17,212 --> 00:25:21,212 ♪♪ 467 00:25:22,995 --> 00:25:24,509 - [GIGGLES] - [GASPS] 468 00:25:26,409 --> 00:25:31,409 ♪♪ 469 00:25:50,458 --> 00:25:52,677 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 470 00:25:52,682 --> 00:25:54,486 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 471 00:25:54,491 --> 00:25:56,162 [GASPS] 472 00:25:58,002 --> 00:26:00,193 [GASPS] 473 00:26:00,731 --> 00:26:03,059 [SIGHS] Lexy, what's going on? 474 00:26:03,064 --> 00:26:04,730 Nothing. I have to go. 475 00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:06,505 - I have rehearsal. - Not so fast. 476 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:08,647 I want you to tell Mrs. McVey what you told me. 477 00:26:08,710 --> 00:26:10,825 I'll take the page down, okay? I have to go. 478 00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:13,325 I think I lost my phone. Just keep an eye out for it. 479 00:26:13,691 --> 00:26:16,419 I got to stop smoking so much weed before class. 480 00:26:16,697 --> 00:26:18,395 Yeah, good idea. 481 00:26:19,831 --> 00:26:22,303 Okay, well, that was way easier than it should've been. 482 00:26:22,308 --> 00:26:25,414 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 483 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:30,419 ♪♪ 484 00:26:37,739 --> 00:26:41,046 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 485 00:26:49,596 --> 00:26:52,402 [DOG BARKING] 486 00:26:58,423 --> 00:27:00,319 _ 487 00:27:03,165 --> 00:27:06,554 _ 488 00:27:07,536 --> 00:27:09,573 [MESSAGE SWOOSHES] 489 00:27:09,703 --> 00:27:12,542 _ 490 00:27:13,626 --> 00:27:16,257 - Hello? - Yeah, I'm calling about the doll. 491 00:27:17,286 --> 00:27:20,491 - That was fast. - What condition is he in? 492 00:27:20,576 --> 00:27:23,582 He's good. Really good. 493 00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:26,231 - Mint, actually. - Is he there with you now? 494 00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,669 No, he's sort of in storage. 495 00:27:28,674 --> 00:27:30,623 Is his name Chucky? 496 00:27:32,448 --> 00:27:35,349 Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is. 497 00:27:35,899 --> 00:27:38,371 - How'd you know? - Listen to me carefully. 498 00:27:38,694 --> 00:27:40,255 I know this is gonna sound strange, 499 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:44,154 but has anything weird happened lately? 500 00:27:44,259 --> 00:27:45,527 I mean, with Chucky. 501 00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:47,707 Well, this conversation has been pretty weird. 502 00:27:47,712 --> 00:27:50,045 Be very careful with that doll. 503 00:27:50,351 --> 00:27:52,443 - Do you understand? - What? 504 00:27:52,655 --> 00:27:54,724 Have you checked his batteries? 505 00:27:55,518 --> 00:27:57,951 - What are you talking about? - Wait, hold on a second. 506 00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:00,920 Hello? Is somebody there? 507 00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:03,740 Hello? 508 00:28:06,548 --> 00:28:09,482 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 509 00:28:10,853 --> 00:28:13,268 _ 510 00:28:13,417 --> 00:28:15,885 _ 511 00:28:18,214 --> 00:28:22,143 _ 512 00:28:34,572 --> 00:28:37,512 [AMBIENT MUSIC] 513 00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:42,517 ♪♪ 514 00:28:47,104 --> 00:28:48,877 Dad, are you okay? 515 00:28:49,047 --> 00:28:50,494 Yeah. 516 00:28:51,403 --> 00:28:53,341 I was up late doing payroll. 517 00:28:55,715 --> 00:28:57,352 Dad, we need to talk. 518 00:28:59,455 --> 00:29:01,225 I agree. 519 00:29:04,088 --> 00:29:05,604 I like to be hugged. 520 00:29:05,609 --> 00:29:07,412 Found this in the bathroom. 521 00:29:07,572 --> 00:29:09,416 I thought we got rid of that. 522 00:29:10,229 --> 00:29:12,307 Yeah, I'm working on it. 523 00:29:12,312 --> 00:29:15,440 [EERIE MUSIC] 524 00:29:15,445 --> 00:29:20,445 ♪♪ 525 00:29:28,910 --> 00:29:31,882 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 526 00:29:31,887 --> 00:29:36,887 ♪♪ 527 00:29:42,938 --> 00:29:45,910 - _ - [SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 528 00:29:45,915 --> 00:29:50,915 ♪♪ 529 00:30:02,943 --> 00:30:05,349 [APPLAUSE] 530 00:30:05,354 --> 00:30:08,861 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 531 00:30:08,866 --> 00:30:11,839 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 532 00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:16,844 ♪♪ 533 00:30:18,229 --> 00:30:20,546 That was so beautiful, Devon. 534 00:30:20,742 --> 00:30:22,802 Was it meant for anyone special? 535 00:30:23,084 --> 00:30:25,303 - Only for you, Lexy. - [GIGGLES] 536 00:30:25,372 --> 00:30:27,303 I think you're lying. 537 00:30:27,966 --> 00:30:31,538 Okay, I see some familiar faces in the crowd tonight. 538 00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:34,329 Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. 539 00:30:34,408 --> 00:30:35,643 Hey, brat. 540 00:30:35,648 --> 00:30:36,806 [LAUGHTER] 541 00:30:36,811 --> 00:30:39,212 Oh, and I think I see Devon's mom. 542 00:30:39,217 --> 00:30:42,249 Mrs. Evans, you must be so proud. 543 00:30:42,462 --> 00:30:45,494 - Yes, I am. - ALL: Aw. 544 00:30:45,499 --> 00:30:48,970 And is that Jake Wheeler sitting right across from you? 545 00:30:48,975 --> 00:30:51,480 - Loser! - ALL: Boo! 546 00:30:51,485 --> 00:30:53,917 - Loser! - Hey, Jake, enjoying the show? 547 00:30:53,922 --> 00:30:55,565 Uh, yeah. 548 00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:58,268 What did you think of Devon? 549 00:30:59,706 --> 00:31:02,110 - It was good. - Just good? 550 00:31:02,206 --> 00:31:04,311 Come on, Jake, don't be shy. 551 00:31:04,335 --> 00:31:08,677 Now is your chance to tell Dev and his mom 552 00:31:09,038 --> 00:31:10,675 what you really think. 553 00:31:13,992 --> 00:31:15,752 Hey, Lexy! 554 00:31:15,757 --> 00:31:17,810 Lexy. 555 00:31:17,815 --> 00:31:21,339 Why don't you pick on someone your own size? 556 00:31:21,344 --> 00:31:23,648 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 557 00:31:23,653 --> 00:31:25,213 Who is that? 558 00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:29,450 [UNSETTLING MUSIC] 559 00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:32,455 ♪♪ 560 00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:35,349 Little help here, Jake. 561 00:31:41,573 --> 00:31:43,164 Here... [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 562 00:31:50,792 --> 00:31:52,029 Okay. 563 00:31:52,034 --> 00:31:55,007 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 564 00:31:55,012 --> 00:32:00,012 ♪♪ 565 00:32:07,306 --> 00:32:09,061 What are you doing? 566 00:32:15,562 --> 00:32:18,335 Hi, I'm Chucky, 567 00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:20,608 and I'm your friend till the end. 568 00:32:21,209 --> 00:32:24,327 You get that now, Jake, right? 569 00:32:24,836 --> 00:32:28,498 - Yeah, I get it. - Now, I said "friend," Jake. 570 00:32:28,503 --> 00:32:30,428 Nothing more. [SOFT LAUGHTER] 571 00:32:31,101 --> 00:32:33,478 Not that there's anything wrong with that. 572 00:32:33,483 --> 00:32:36,483 [LAUGHTER] 573 00:32:38,026 --> 00:32:41,248 Hey, look what I found. 574 00:32:41,749 --> 00:32:43,932 - My phone! - Boo! 575 00:32:43,937 --> 00:32:44,937 - Ah! - [LAUGHTER] 576 00:32:47,761 --> 00:32:50,266 Lots of pics of Junior. 577 00:32:51,957 --> 00:32:54,368 Lots of pics of Oliver too. 578 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:57,064 [CROWD CHATTERING, WHISTLING] 579 00:32:57,413 --> 00:32:59,295 Uh-oh. 580 00:32:59,563 --> 00:33:01,067 Guess that was a secret. 581 00:33:01,072 --> 00:33:03,176 [LAUGHTER] 582 00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:05,381 - Jake, stop it. - I'm not doing this. 583 00:33:05,386 --> 00:33:09,328 We all have our secrets, right, Bree? 584 00:33:11,828 --> 00:33:14,466 Here's Lexy's search history. 585 00:33:14,648 --> 00:33:17,280 Apparently, she's Botox curious, 586 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,670 she's into Pokémon porn, 587 00:33:21,546 --> 00:33:24,616 and look what she keeps Googling. 588 00:33:25,476 --> 00:33:27,720 "Why do my farts smell so good?" 589 00:33:27,725 --> 00:33:28,725 [LAUGHTER] 590 00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:30,600 Adorable. 591 00:33:32,168 --> 00:33:36,168 [CACKLING] 592 00:33:37,861 --> 00:33:40,947 [EERIE MUSIC] 593 00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:42,747 ♪♪ 594 00:33:42,752 --> 00:33:45,792 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 595 00:33:57,112 --> 00:33:59,442 It's contagious, isn't it? 596 00:33:59,622 --> 00:34:01,411 Laughing at people. 597 00:34:01,754 --> 00:34:03,725 Well, guess what, dickheads. 598 00:34:03,730 --> 00:34:05,234 Okay, that's enough. 599 00:34:05,239 --> 00:34:07,133 Now the joke's on you. 600 00:34:07,138 --> 00:34:08,356 Fun's over. Let's go. 601 00:34:08,361 --> 00:34:10,172 You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. 602 00:34:10,177 --> 00:34:11,780 - Let's go. - I'm out of here. 603 00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:13,612 - [CACKLING] - Come on, come on. 604 00:34:13,617 --> 00:34:15,692 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 605 00:34:21,530 --> 00:34:26,530 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC] 606 00:34:36,691 --> 00:34:38,373 Your teacher called. 607 00:34:39,363 --> 00:34:40,800 You proud of yourself? 608 00:34:43,446 --> 00:34:45,783 I'm sorry, if that's what you mean. 609 00:34:47,129 --> 00:34:49,111 You're not sorry. 610 00:34:49,646 --> 00:34:51,149 You were suspended. 611 00:34:54,065 --> 00:34:55,783 It wasn't my fault. 612 00:35:00,118 --> 00:35:02,502 You insulted your friends and your family 613 00:35:02,507 --> 00:35:05,322 - in front of the entire school. - They deserved it. 614 00:35:05,587 --> 00:35:07,908 - And they're not my friends. - They used to be. 615 00:35:08,974 --> 00:35:13,031 You used to have friends, Jake. What happened to you? 616 00:35:13,036 --> 00:35:14,768 It doesn't bother you that everybody thinks 617 00:35:14,773 --> 00:35:16,304 you're fucking weird, huh? 618 00:35:16,309 --> 00:35:18,280 You don't care that they think I'm weird. 619 00:35:18,445 --> 00:35:20,282 You just care that they know I'm a fag. 620 00:35:22,117 --> 00:35:24,187 [GRUNTS] Listen to me. Listen to me. 621 00:35:24,192 --> 00:35:26,329 You say that again and I will kill you, 622 00:35:26,334 --> 00:35:28,205 you hear me? 623 00:35:29,093 --> 00:35:30,930 You hear me? 624 00:35:32,835 --> 00:35:35,642 Should've been you inside that car instead of Mom. 625 00:35:35,647 --> 00:35:39,611 ♪♪ 626 00:35:39,616 --> 00:35:41,721 Get off of me. 627 00:35:49,432 --> 00:35:51,103 Go to your room, Jake. 628 00:35:53,383 --> 00:35:55,349 - Give me that. - No, Dad, I don't think you wa... 629 00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:56,947 Go to your room! Go! 630 00:35:56,952 --> 00:36:00,058 I don't wanna see you anymore. Get up there! 631 00:36:00,063 --> 00:36:01,549 [WOMAN SCREAMING OVER TV] 632 00:36:01,554 --> 00:36:04,000 I hate you! I fucking hate you! 633 00:36:04,005 --> 00:36:05,393 Yeah? 634 00:36:05,398 --> 00:36:08,398 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 635 00:36:08,403 --> 00:36:12,403 ♪♪ 636 00:36:17,832 --> 00:36:19,936 [WEEPS] 637 00:36:34,031 --> 00:36:36,269 [SIGHS] 638 00:36:36,274 --> 00:36:39,380 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC] 639 00:36:39,385 --> 00:36:41,088 ♪♪ 640 00:36:41,093 --> 00:36:43,029 Who drank my whiskey? 641 00:36:43,629 --> 00:36:45,433 What the fuck? 642 00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:50,536 Ah, son of a bitch. 643 00:36:55,035 --> 00:36:56,771 [LOCK CLICKS] 644 00:36:56,776 --> 00:36:59,715 [FOREBODING MUSIC] 645 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:04,720 ♪♪ 646 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:41,828 [SWITCHES CLICKING] 647 00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:43,203 [LIGHT BULB BUZZES] 648 00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:46,181 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 649 00:37:46,186 --> 00:37:49,186 ♪♪ 650 00:37:50,111 --> 00:37:53,885 [RETCHING] 651 00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:56,229 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 652 00:37:56,234 --> 00:38:01,234 ♪♪ 653 00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:11,765 Ah... 654 00:38:14,373 --> 00:38:19,373 ♪♪ 655 00:38:22,247 --> 00:38:23,627 - Dad? - [GROANING] 656 00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:27,152 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 657 00:38:27,157 --> 00:38:32,157 ♪♪ 658 00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:53,762 [SHOUTS] 659 00:39:02,428 --> 00:39:05,428 - [INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER] - [SIRENS WAILING] 660 00:39:12,881 --> 00:39:14,240 Jake? 661 00:39:14,848 --> 00:39:16,451 I'm Detective Evans. 662 00:39:16,456 --> 00:39:18,920 This is my partner, Detective Peyton. 663 00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:22,013 I think you're in the same class as my son. 664 00:39:22,783 --> 00:39:25,456 - Devon. - That's right. 665 00:39:27,429 --> 00:39:29,400 Look, Jake, your uncle's on his way over. 666 00:39:29,405 --> 00:39:31,646 He's gonna take you to stay at his place tonight. 667 00:39:31,809 --> 00:39:35,106 I cannot imagine what you're going through. 668 00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:38,547 You sure you don't wanna see the grief counselor? 669 00:39:39,651 --> 00:39:41,588 No, thanks. 670 00:39:41,638 --> 00:39:43,216 Okay. 671 00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:47,005 I just have a couple questions, if you're up for it. 672 00:39:47,092 --> 00:39:49,020 Is that okay, Jake? 673 00:39:49,651 --> 00:39:52,623 [EERIE MUSIC] 674 00:39:52,628 --> 00:39:54,031 ♪♪ 675 00:39:54,036 --> 00:39:56,770 Did you know that there was a break-in at the school last night? 676 00:39:57,632 --> 00:39:59,263 No. 677 00:39:59,268 --> 00:40:00,872 No real harm done. 678 00:40:00,918 --> 00:40:03,189 God knows I did worse in my day. 679 00:40:03,728 --> 00:40:06,669 The funny thing is, the only thing missing was a doll. 680 00:40:07,731 --> 00:40:10,337 Your teacher said it belonged to you, Jake. 681 00:40:10,427 --> 00:40:12,468 I caught your act at school today. 682 00:40:12,473 --> 00:40:14,076 You were incredible. 683 00:40:15,824 --> 00:40:17,427 I'm sorry. 684 00:40:17,578 --> 00:40:19,177 I shouldn't have lied. I've never done anything 685 00:40:19,181 --> 00:40:20,833 - like that before. - Don't worry. 686 00:40:20,838 --> 00:40:22,207 You're not in any kind of trouble. 687 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:26,062 I just wanna get something straight. 688 00:40:26,837 --> 00:40:31,234 So you broke into the school in the middle of the night 689 00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:32,934 just to get your doll? 690 00:40:33,182 --> 00:40:36,711 Uh, I needed him to practice for the talent show. 691 00:40:44,902 --> 00:40:47,749 Hey. You're all right. 692 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,131 I'm sorry. 693 00:41:03,436 --> 00:41:06,537 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 694 00:41:06,542 --> 00:41:09,972 It was an accident. It's not your fault. 695 00:41:10,747 --> 00:41:12,699 You okay? 696 00:41:13,777 --> 00:41:17,083 - Was he drinking? - Looks like it. Yes. 697 00:41:19,001 --> 00:41:21,480 Thank you. Come on. 698 00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,433 Oh, Jake. 699 00:41:31,287 --> 00:41:33,230 What happened to your nose? 700 00:41:33,916 --> 00:41:35,786 I fell. 701 00:41:36,023 --> 00:41:37,972 Oh. Okay. 702 00:41:38,769 --> 00:41:41,374 Thank you, Mr. Wheeler. Thank you, Jake. 703 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,294 I'm very sorry for your loss. 704 00:41:48,781 --> 00:41:51,918 So what are we calling it? 705 00:41:53,035 --> 00:41:55,074 "Death by misadventure." 706 00:41:56,153 --> 00:41:57,621 For now. 707 00:41:58,787 --> 00:42:03,787 ♪♪ 708 00:42:06,696 --> 00:42:09,602 [THUNDER BOOMING] 709 00:42:26,197 --> 00:42:27,699 Hi, Jake. 710 00:42:27,704 --> 00:42:29,308 [SIGHS] 711 00:42:31,703 --> 00:42:34,301 So you're gonna come stay with us now. 712 00:42:34,768 --> 00:42:36,504 Okay. Thank you. 713 00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:40,336 Can I get you anything? Are you hungry? 714 00:42:40,695 --> 00:42:41,984 Do you want something to drink? 715 00:42:41,989 --> 00:42:44,625 It's important to stay hydrated. 716 00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:47,181 No, I'm okay. Thanks. 717 00:42:47,411 --> 00:42:49,815 Why don't you show Jake to his room? 718 00:42:49,992 --> 00:42:52,154 Shit. 719 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:59,500 ♪♪ 720 00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:12,261 So this is yours. 721 00:43:15,914 --> 00:43:17,466 Make yourself at home. 722 00:43:17,471 --> 00:43:19,432 The bathroom's down the hall. 723 00:43:19,437 --> 00:43:23,776 Wi-Fi password is "EAGLESCOUT," all uppercase. 724 00:43:24,959 --> 00:43:27,073 Is there anything else you need? 725 00:43:27,732 --> 00:43:29,682 I think I'm good. 726 00:43:31,161 --> 00:43:34,233 I want you to know that we're here for you, Jake. 727 00:43:34,238 --> 00:43:36,642 All of us. You're not alone. 728 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,703 Thanks, Aunt Bree. 729 00:43:47,433 --> 00:43:48,768 Jake. 730 00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:51,091 What did you mean today? 731 00:43:51,096 --> 00:43:54,478 At the talent show, you know, about me having a secret. 732 00:43:54,554 --> 00:43:56,844 Um, I was just trying to be funny. 733 00:43:56,849 --> 00:43:58,715 I didn't... I didn't mean anything by it. 734 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,143 I'm sorry. 735 00:44:01,107 --> 00:44:02,776 Okay. 736 00:44:03,329 --> 00:44:05,057 Get some rest. 737 00:44:28,675 --> 00:44:30,190 Talk to me. 738 00:44:32,183 --> 00:44:34,555 I said talk to me, damn it. 739 00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:40,297 All right. I'm gonna make you... 740 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:47,261 Hi, I'm Chucky, 741 00:44:47,595 --> 00:44:50,301 and I'm your friend till the end. 742 00:44:50,419 --> 00:44:52,923 Hidey-fucking-ho. 743 00:44:52,928 --> 00:44:55,734 [LAUGHS WICKEDLY] 744 00:44:55,962 --> 00:44:57,901 Holy shit. 745 00:44:59,976 --> 00:45:01,565 I know. 746 00:45:02,831 --> 00:45:05,315 You... you killed him. 747 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,643 - You really did it. - We did it, Jake. 748 00:45:08,992 --> 00:45:10,458 I didn't want him dead. 749 00:45:10,463 --> 00:45:12,198 What did you think I was gonna do, 750 00:45:12,203 --> 00:45:13,805 ask him for a hug? 751 00:45:13,971 --> 00:45:15,674 He got what he deserved. 752 00:45:15,819 --> 00:45:17,274 He... he wasn't always like that. 753 00:45:17,279 --> 00:45:19,146 When I was younger, he was really cool. 754 00:45:19,151 --> 00:45:21,854 I know an asshole when I see one. 755 00:45:23,556 --> 00:45:25,393 After my mom died, he just... 756 00:45:25,398 --> 00:45:26,833 He couldn't deal. 757 00:45:26,838 --> 00:45:29,844 Oh, I thought we were talking about the cat. 758 00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:34,143 You really are Charles Lee Ray. 759 00:45:34,501 --> 00:45:37,507 But my friends all call me Chucky. 760 00:45:43,445 --> 00:45:48,654 Now, let's talk about that bitch Lexy. 761 00:45:48,659 --> 00:45:51,445 [CHILLING MUSIC] 762 00:45:51,450 --> 00:45:52,852 ♪♪ 763 00:45:52,857 --> 00:45:56,584 [THUNDER BOOMING] 764 00:45:56,589 --> 00:45:59,762 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 765 00:45:59,767 --> 00:46:03,767 ♪♪ 766 00:46:04,772 --> 00:46:06,444 [GASPS] 767 00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:08,619 Charles. 768 00:46:08,624 --> 00:46:11,964 [THE EXOTICS' "COME WITH ME"] 769 00:46:12,283 --> 00:46:14,887 BOTH: ♪ When you see me start to look at you ♪ 770 00:46:14,892 --> 00:46:17,053 ♪ And, babe, you know I'm gonna be lonely ♪ 771 00:46:17,058 --> 00:46:20,058 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com