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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I understand you're moving forward
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with Sheldon's grant database.
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I was an intrinsic part of that.
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Hmm. Sheldon didn't mention you.
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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.
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What did you decide?
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I'm cutting everybody out
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and doing this myself.
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- What?
- I don't need the university,
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and I don't need Dr. Linkletter.
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How are you gonna pay for all this?
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I'll find private investors.
They can pay for it
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on the condition I'm left alone.
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Are you sure you don't want to
think about this a little more?
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Perhaps you're right.
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Done. I'm good.
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Good morning. I'm Sheldon Cooper.
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Thank you for taking the
time to hear my proposal.
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I have some handouts.
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I-I'm sorry, who are you?
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Oh, I'm... Sheldon Cooper.
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I'm here to pitch my idea
for a grant computer database.
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How old are you?
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When you hear my presentation,
I believe you'll realize
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my age is irrelevant.
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So there's no adult with you?
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Well, my mom drove me here, but
I told her to wait in the car.
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Is this a joke?
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I assure you, it's not.
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When I make jokes, I
follow them with a "bazinga"
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so it's clear.
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Like this: "Bazinga."
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How long does it take
to grow a mustache?
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I know we've lost to Pineview a lot
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over the years, but that's in the past.
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You're a different team now.
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So just stick to the plan,
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and you're gonna come out on top.
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And Stevens, I don't care
how uncomfortable you are,
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you're wearin' your cup tonight.
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All right,
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you boys have worked hard for this.
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Now, let's get out there and get that W.
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- Yeah! Let's go!
- Yes, sir!
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Looking like some winners in here.
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Hey, y'all. George.
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- Pastor Rob, you made it.
- Of course.
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And... why?
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Coach Wilkins invited
me to pray with the kids
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before the game.
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Oh. And... why?
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Can't hurt to have a little extra help
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from the big man upstairs.
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Amen to that.
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All right, guys.
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Circle up.
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Lord, we lift these players...
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What the hell, Wayne?
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What? Lots of teams do it.
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- Well, why him?
- He's a good guy.
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He's been counseling
me since Darlene left.
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Fine, just... next
time, give me a heads-up.
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Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry.
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It's okay, forget about it.
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- Amen!
- Amen!
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All right, hands in,
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"team" on three!
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One, two, three!
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- Team!
- Let's go!
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Yeah! All right, boys, go get 'em.
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He did "team on three."
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I do "team on three."
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- I'll do it with ya.
- Wh...
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It's not the same.
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Hey, how was the game?
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Fine.
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Well, Pineview's a tough team.
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Don't beat yourself up.
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No, we won.
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I want to be happy, but
your face is confusing me.
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We destroyed 'em. It was a blowout.
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That doesn't clear things up.
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Pastor Rob prayed with
the team before the game
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and everyone thinks
he's the reason we won.
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So you're mad he helped you win?
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He didn't help!
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I coached that team up,
I designed the game plan.
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But who do they hoist on their shoulders
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after the final whistle?
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Well...
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What?
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Come on.
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Of course I like cars.
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Most girls don't?
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Well, I do.
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Which one's your favorite?
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Yeah, totally.
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Ford's the best.
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Missy, I need to use the phone.
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Too bad.
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This is important.
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Can't you lie to boys
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about liking cars some other time?
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I gotta go. Bye.
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Here.
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Wait, don't go away. I need your help.
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This is stupid.
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Do you want the money or not?
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Hello? Yes, I have Sheldon Cooper
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calling for Mr. Jennings.
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Yes, we'll hold.
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Hello, Mr. Jennings.
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Mr. Cooper here.
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Yes, I know we have an
appointment for tomorrow,
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but I thought, why wait
to do this face-to-face
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when we could do it
over the phone? Ha, ha.
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Well, it's just that
there's been so much interest
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in the grant database, I
wanted to make sure that you
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got a chance to hear it first.
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Excellent. Well...
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I'm on the phone.
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Oh. Sorry, baby.
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Uh, so you can hang up now.
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Your voice sounds funny,
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are you coming down with a cold?
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No, I'm fine.
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This is my normal adult voice.
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I guess I just miss that
sweet little boy voice.
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Mom!
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Wh... I-It doesn't matter
how old I am, Mr. Jennings,
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because I'm really, really smart.
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Oh, is this about his database thingy?
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He is so excited about that
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I could barely get
him to bed last night.
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Mom!
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As long as I've been teaching here,
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we have never beaten Pineview.
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Oh, well, I can't take credit for that.
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Gotta give it to the big guy.
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George?
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Oh, I meant the big guy upstairs,
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but yeah, him, too.
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So when you baptize someone,
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are you only wearing swim trunks or...?
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Oh, no, no, fully covered.
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So is it, like, in a pool...
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or a hot tub or...
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Um...
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I thought you were Mormon.
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- Mind your business.
- Okay.
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Good mornin'.
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- Hey, George.
- Hey.
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Hey, good morning, George.
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What's going on here?
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Just talking about Friday's game.
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The paper called it
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No miracle, just good coaching.
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Let's not forget about those kids...
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- I mean, they really played their hearts out.
- Mm. Yeah.
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One of the things I coached them to do.
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Of course. I'm just
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I'm sorry, what are you doin' here?
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Oh. A couple of the
players wanted to talk,
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so I'm waiting for them
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Talk about what?
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Anything they want.
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Just here to listen.
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He's a good listener, George.
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If you ever need someone to talk to...
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I'm fine.
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Sure.
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A man who listens.
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Hmm.
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Mmm-mm-mm.
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So what's up?
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Well, I was hoping I could maybe
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bring a friend over to watch a movie.
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Mm-hmm.
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And would that friend be a-a boy?
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Yeah, his name is Dean and he's so cool,
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and if I bring him to my house,
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my family's gonna embarrass me
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and he's never gonna talk to me again.
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Calm down, he can come here.
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Thank you.
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- But I have some rules.
- Anything.
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Okay, first rule,
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you can sit on the same couch,
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but separate cushions.
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And no crossing the line.
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- Deal.
- I'm not done.
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I will leave you alone,
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but I will cross through occasionally,
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unannounced
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and I better not see
any scooting, scurrying
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or resetting of pillows.
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No problem.
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The movie can be PG-13,
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but the date has to stay G.
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- I promise.
- All right, then.
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- Thank you, you're the best meemaw ever.
- Yeah, I know.
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And just so you know,
Little Mermaid is rated G,
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and they totally kiss.
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On the lips.
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No one will even listen to my ideas.
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I'm being discriminated against
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because I'm too young.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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I can't wait till I'm your age
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and people treat me with
respect and reverence.
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Sometimes older people get
discriminated against, too.
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For what? Getting smaller
and cuter year after year?
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Look at you.
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Well, sometimes people assume,
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because of my age,
that I'm out of touch,
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that I, uh, don't know how to use
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new technologies, that I, uh...
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Hold on, there's a third one.
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So I'm too young and you're too old?
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If you take the mean of both our ages,
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we'd be a formidable 41.
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Hmm.
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My name is Sheldon Cooper
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and this is my partner,
Dr. John Sturgis.
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- Greetings.
- With us,
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you get both youth and experience.
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Oh, by the way, I
remembered that third thing.
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I'll tell you later.
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So once this is up and running,
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anyone with a computer
and a modem can have access
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to every grant offered worldwide.
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And you can charge for
access on both sides.
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As the kids like to say, ka-ching.
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That's the sound of a cash register,
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in case the onomatopoeia was unclear.
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Sounds like this could
be very lucrative.
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It was clear.
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How soon do you think
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you could have a prototype?
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Well, working around my class schedule
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and a sensible bedtime,
I think within a year.
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If we fund this, we'd expect
you to work on it full-time.
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We don't want someone else
beating us to the punch.
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I suppose I could, uh, take
a sabbatical from teaching,
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but my bedtime is also quite rigid.
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Look, building a company
is not a part-time endeavor.
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We need to know our partners
are as committed as we are.
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So you want me to drop out of college?
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Of course not. We want to give you money
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to build a grant database.
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I guess the question is...
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what do you want?
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Well, I-I want that too,
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but I should probably ask my mom.
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My mom is long dead, so...
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I'm good to go.
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Good news.
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We found investors
for the grant database.
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Oh, honey, that's great.
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And even more good
news... You no longer have
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to drive me to school, because
I'm dropping out to work on it.
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What? No, you're not.
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But they won't fund the project unless
266
00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,149
I'm working on it full-time.
267
00:09:18,151 --> 00:09:20,586
I don't care, you're finishing college.
268
00:09:20,588 --> 00:09:22,056
But you let him drop out.
269
00:09:22,058 --> 00:09:23,791
And look how his life turned out.
270
00:09:23,794 --> 00:09:24,994
Hey.
271
00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:26,297
I'm sorry, Sheldon,
272
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,732
but you're gonna have to tell them no.
273
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:28,670
I got a job
274
00:09:28,673 --> 00:09:30,382
and a cool garage to live in.
275
00:09:30,385 --> 00:09:32,607
This doesn't have to be
permanent. I can always go back.
276
00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:35,280
People always say that, and
then life gets in the way.
277
00:09:35,282 --> 00:09:37,372
I was gonna go to college
after I had Georgie,
278
00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:38,642
and then I didn't.
279
00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,621
And look how her life turned out.
280
00:09:40,624 --> 00:09:42,759
This discussion is over.
281
00:09:42,761 --> 00:09:43,828
This is so unfair.
282
00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:44,964
What's going on?
283
00:09:44,966 --> 00:09:46,366
Sheldon wants to quit college.
284
00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,737
So I'm the only one who's not a dropout?
285
00:09:48,739 --> 00:09:50,841
Who saw that coming?
286
00:09:52,313 --> 00:09:53,813
Hey, Coach.
287
00:09:53,815 --> 00:09:55,984
You got a sec?
288
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:58,507
I'm trying to get through
this game tape on Jasper.
289
00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,890
We're playing them on Friday.
290
00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:01,807
Oh, I know, I'll-I'll be there.
291
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:02,930
Praying for you.
292
00:10:02,932 --> 00:10:05,801
Great.
293
00:10:05,803 --> 00:10:07,271
Heck of a practice today.
294
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,075
Yeah? What practice were you watching?
295
00:10:09,077 --> 00:10:10,544
They were soft as noodles out there.
296
00:10:10,546 --> 00:10:14,219
Yeah. Yeah, I heard you
yell that a few times.
297
00:10:17,223 --> 00:10:20,127
What can I do for ya, Rob?
298
00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:22,466
Well, you know I counsel
a few of your players.
299
00:10:22,468 --> 00:10:23,734
- Mm-hmm.
- And, uh,
300
00:10:23,736 --> 00:10:25,737
a-a couple of them have mentioned that
301
00:10:25,739 --> 00:10:28,610
maybe you've been a little
hard on 'em this week.
302
00:10:28,612 --> 00:10:29,745
Really?
303
00:10:29,747 --> 00:10:30,881
Was it Stevens?
304
00:10:30,883 --> 00:10:32,016
I bet it was Stevens.
305
00:10:32,018 --> 00:10:33,986
It doesn't matter.
306
00:10:33,988 --> 00:10:35,255
Thought I should let you know.
307
00:10:35,257 --> 00:10:36,413
They think I've been hard,
308
00:10:36,416 --> 00:10:37,875
they haven't seen "hard" yet.
309
00:10:39,232 --> 00:10:41,300
It's just... I find that some kids
310
00:10:41,302 --> 00:10:43,304
respond better to encouragement.
311
00:10:43,306 --> 00:10:45,741
This isn't Sunday
school, this is football.
312
00:10:45,743 --> 00:10:47,211
Oh, hey. I get it.
313
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:50,245
I was an athlete in high
school. Varsity tennis.
314
00:10:50,248 --> 00:10:51,351
Okay.
315
00:10:51,353 --> 00:10:52,654
Almost went to state.
316
00:10:52,656 --> 00:10:53,788
I'm sure you did.
317
00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:55,759
And I'm sure tennis is considered
318
00:10:55,761 --> 00:10:58,399
a real sport... somewhere.
319
00:10:58,402 --> 00:11:01,337
But this is Texas, and this
game on Friday is gonna be
320
00:11:01,339 --> 00:11:02,872
a street fight, and it is my job
321
00:11:02,874 --> 00:11:04,395
to make sure these
boys are ready for it.
322
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,112
Yeah, we got the same goal here, George.
323
00:11:06,114 --> 00:11:09,052
Really? You also want you
to get out of my office?
324
00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:13,123
All right, I'll go.
325
00:11:14,428 --> 00:11:16,664
I'm sorry if I overstepped. I just...
326
00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:19,235
hope you think about
what I said, and, uh...
327
00:11:19,237 --> 00:11:20,571
ball's in your court.
328
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,016
Yeah, I'm not doin' that back.
329
00:11:27,552 --> 00:11:30,575
Okay. I'm just gonna set this
330
00:11:30,578 --> 00:11:33,695
right here between you.
331
00:11:33,697 --> 00:11:37,001
And remember, just one hand at a time.
332
00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:38,221
Thank you, Meemaw.
333
00:11:38,224 --> 00:11:40,093
I'll just be upstairs,
334
00:11:40,096 --> 00:11:42,232
unless I'm downstairs.
335
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,114
I could be anywhere.
336
00:11:44,116 --> 00:11:45,352
Got it.
337
00:11:46,721 --> 00:11:48,121
- Sorry about her.
- Oh, no,
338
00:11:48,123 --> 00:11:49,991
I like that you and your
grandma are so close.
339
00:11:49,993 --> 00:11:52,296
- You do?
- I think it's cool.
340
00:11:52,298 --> 00:11:55,335
Yeah, she's cool. We're pretty close.
341
00:11:55,337 --> 00:11:56,903
I was close to my grandma, too.
342
00:11:56,905 --> 00:11:58,175
Grandmas are the best.
343
00:11:58,178 --> 00:11:59,908
Yeah.
344
00:11:59,911 --> 00:12:02,548
Mine died earlier this year.
345
00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,313
Oh.
346
00:12:04,316 --> 00:12:05,419
I'm sorry.
347
00:12:05,421 --> 00:12:07,259
Yeah, it's... it's okay.
348
00:12:08,981 --> 00:12:10,395
So, should we start the movie?
349
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,167
Totally.
350
00:12:17,377 --> 00:12:19,779
Is she just gonna sit
upstairs by herself?
351
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:20,914
Oh, yeah, she loves it.
352
00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:22,250
Probably knitting.
353
00:12:22,252 --> 00:12:24,290
My grandma knitted.
354
00:12:28,087 --> 00:12:29,796
Hey, think she'd want to watch with us?
355
00:12:29,799 --> 00:12:31,267
Oh, no, she's fine.
356
00:12:31,269 --> 00:12:33,671
I just know if I had the chance
357
00:12:33,673 --> 00:12:36,410
to watch one more movie with my grandma,
358
00:12:36,412 --> 00:12:38,614
I'd hate to pass it up.
359
00:12:39,984 --> 00:12:41,554
Meemaw!
360
00:12:43,223 --> 00:12:46,260
So what's goin' on here?
361
00:12:46,262 --> 00:12:48,832
I really don't know.
362
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:51,603
Well, how are the boys
looking for Friday?
363
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,839
Good.
364
00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:54,308
Just good?
365
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:56,947
'Cause I have a bet
with the Jasper principal
366
00:12:56,949 --> 00:13:00,023
and I really don't want
to wear a pink cowboy hat
367
00:13:00,026 --> 00:13:01,576
to the next pep rally.
368
00:13:01,579 --> 00:13:03,492
I gotta be honest, it'd be going better
369
00:13:03,494 --> 00:13:05,463
if Pastor Rob would stay in his lane.
370
00:13:05,465 --> 00:13:07,659
Well, I thought the kids
liked having him around.
371
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,903
Yeah, 'cause he's filling
their heads with junk
372
00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:12,274
like they should be treated
nice and not get yelled at.
373
00:13:12,276 --> 00:13:14,812
Oh. Well, he's one of those, huh?
374
00:13:14,814 --> 00:13:15,939
Yeah.
375
00:13:15,942 --> 00:13:17,483
So I can get rid of him?
376
00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:18,618
Hell no.
377
00:13:18,621 --> 00:13:20,689
We just beat Pineview by 28 points.
378
00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:23,294
You telling me God didn't
have anything to do with that?
379
00:13:23,296 --> 00:13:25,031
Well, I think I deserve a little credit.
380
00:13:25,033 --> 00:13:26,401
Fine, good job.
381
00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:28,971
- Mustache boy stays.
- Oh, come on.
382
00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:31,776
George, you don't mess
with a winning streak.
383
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,180
So as long as we're winning
I'm stuck with this guy?
384
00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:35,316
That's right.
385
00:13:35,318 --> 00:13:36,452
What if we lose?
386
00:13:36,454 --> 00:13:37,654
Then you're gonna get murdered
387
00:13:37,656 --> 00:13:39,727
by a guy wearing a pink cowboy hat.
388
00:13:42,658 --> 00:13:44,532
Dad, I have a question for you.
389
00:13:44,535 --> 00:13:46,235
Not a good time, Sheldon.
390
00:13:46,238 --> 00:13:47,973
Please, it's really important.
391
00:13:47,975 --> 00:13:50,645
Whatever it is, fine.
392
00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:53,349
Mom, Dad said I could
drop out of college!
393
00:13:53,351 --> 00:13:54,697
- What?
- George!
394
00:13:57,563 --> 00:13:58,718
My parents are being
completely unreasonable.
395
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,320
They won't even let
me drop out of school.
396
00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:01,858
And even after I told
them that Bill Gates
397
00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,878
and Steve Jobs both
dropped out of college.
398
00:14:03,881 --> 00:14:05,163
What did they say?
399
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,766
They said, "We don't
care what your friends do,
400
00:14:06,768 --> 00:14:08,635
- you're not dropping out."
- Well, Sheldon,
401
00:14:08,638 --> 00:14:09,985
I know it's disappointing,
402
00:14:09,988 --> 00:14:12,438
but, uh, I think they just have
403
00:14:12,441 --> 00:14:14,324
your best interests at heart.
404
00:14:14,326 --> 00:14:15,555
They said that, too.
405
00:14:15,558 --> 00:14:18,314
And for every Bill Gates and Steve Jobs,
406
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,264
there's a Paul Labiscous.
407
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:21,332
Who's that?
408
00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:22,766
Exactly.
409
00:14:22,768 --> 00:14:25,737
But this is a good idea.
We can't just give up.
410
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,971
Well, you could go
back to the university.
411
00:14:27,974 --> 00:14:29,674
They were willing to fund it.
412
00:14:29,676 --> 00:14:31,311
No, they wanted to
control the whole thing.
413
00:14:31,313 --> 00:14:33,446
I want somebody who will
just give me the money,
414
00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:34,980
let me work on my own schedule
415
00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:36,882
and not expect me to
listen to their dumb ideas.
416
00:14:36,884 --> 00:14:39,252
I don't think rich people who give money
417
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:42,556
like being told their ideas are dumb.
418
00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:44,091
This is fun. Not a lot of people
419
00:14:44,093 --> 00:14:46,093
I can talk to, scientist to scientist.
420
00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:48,763
We're not talking
scientist to scientist.
421
00:14:48,766 --> 00:14:49,872
You're not a scientist;
422
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,667
you're just a rich man that
no one will be honest to
423
00:14:51,669 --> 00:14:53,536
because everyone wants your money.
424
00:14:53,538 --> 00:14:54,970
What happened?
425
00:14:54,972 --> 00:14:56,339
He found my honesty delightful
426
00:14:56,341 --> 00:14:58,041
and gave the university a lot of money.
427
00:14:58,043 --> 00:15:00,109
- Impressive.
- I know.
428
00:15:00,111 --> 00:15:03,114
But what are the odds
we'll find someone like him?
429
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:07,306
Oh.
430
00:15:08,521 --> 00:15:09,922
Hello?
431
00:15:09,925 --> 00:15:11,352
Hey, Missy, it's Dean.
432
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:14,459
Oh, hi... Hey, I mean... Hi.
433
00:15:14,462 --> 00:15:15,556
It was, uh,
434
00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:17,062
fun hanging out with
you the other night.
435
00:15:17,064 --> 00:15:19,198
I thought maybe we could do it again.
436
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,133
Totally. We could go to the mall.
437
00:15:21,135 --> 00:15:22,735
Or we could go mini-golfing.
438
00:15:22,737 --> 00:15:23,924
I was thinking
439
00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:26,206
maybe we could hang out
with your grandma again.
440
00:15:27,235 --> 00:15:28,434
And do what?
441
00:15:28,437 --> 00:15:29,709
I don't know, uh,
442
00:15:29,712 --> 00:15:31,712
we could play a board game,
443
00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:32,918
or...
444
00:15:32,921 --> 00:15:35,549
Oh, my grandma loved
to bake cookies with me.
445
00:15:35,552 --> 00:15:37,419
I guess that could be fun.
446
00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:39,822
Great. It's a date.
447
00:15:39,824 --> 00:15:41,857
Right. You and me.
448
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,995
At your meemaw's. Can't wait. Bye.
449
00:15:47,966 --> 00:15:49,665
All right!
450
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:52,084
Hands in, "team" on three.
451
00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:54,305
Wait. Isn't Pastor
Rob gonna pray with us?
452
00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:56,608
Well, he's late and
we got a game to play.
453
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,476
Actually, we have a few minutes.
454
00:15:58,478 --> 00:16:00,311
Thanks, Wayne.
455
00:16:00,313 --> 00:16:02,915
Y'all want a prayer,
I'll give you a prayer.
456
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,750
Circle up.
457
00:16:04,752 --> 00:16:06,118
Heavenly Father,
458
00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:08,454
bless this team and
the hands that catch...
459
00:16:08,457 --> 00:16:10,490
- the-the ball...
- Oh, boy.
460
00:16:10,492 --> 00:16:12,611
...the feet that run and...
461
00:16:12,614 --> 00:16:13,847
and kick...
462
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:16,129
Hey, y'all! Sorry, guys.
463
00:16:16,132 --> 00:16:17,432
Sorry I'm late, Coach.
464
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,333
Oh, Pastor Rob's here, you can stop.
465
00:16:19,335 --> 00:16:20,468
No, no, George,
466
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,292
I'm-I'm sure you're doing great.
467
00:16:22,295 --> 00:16:24,673
Come on, Pastor Rob,
we want you to do it.
468
00:16:25,876 --> 00:16:27,809
It's fine, go ahead.
469
00:16:27,811 --> 00:16:29,247
- All right.
- Oh.
470
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,750
Heavenly Father, bless this team...
471
00:16:33,752 --> 00:16:35,114
- Exactly what I said.
- Shh.
472
00:16:35,117 --> 00:16:36,822
Help these young men...
473
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:42,272
Thank you so much for bringing
this opportunity to me.
474
00:16:42,275 --> 00:16:43,474
This is exciting.
475
00:16:43,477 --> 00:16:44,995
So will you give us the funding?
476
00:16:44,998 --> 00:16:46,170
Well, it's a lot of money,
477
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:49,664
but my horoscope did
say take a chance today.
478
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:52,453
You're, uh, making a
big financial decision
479
00:16:52,456 --> 00:16:54,305
based on astrology?
480
00:16:54,308 --> 00:16:56,810
I know, I'm such a Gemini, right?
481
00:16:56,812 --> 00:16:58,571
That's ridiculous.
482
00:16:58,574 --> 00:17:00,245
The alignment of the planets and stars
483
00:17:00,248 --> 00:17:02,382
has no correlation to
your success or failure.
484
00:17:02,384 --> 00:17:03,818
Ah, this is great.
485
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,338
I mean, science thrives
on this kind of debate.
486
00:17:06,341 --> 00:17:07,474
This isn't a debate.
487
00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,309
Rebuttal: Yes, it is.
488
00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:10,525
There we go again.
489
00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:13,462
Oh, I gotta tell ya,
490
00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:15,798
making lab furniture has made me rich,
491
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,135
but this, this is what I really love.
492
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:20,793
Now, just to be clear,
493
00:17:20,796 --> 00:17:23,797
we're looking for a
financier, not a partner.
494
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,958
Oh, yes, no, this is your baby.
495
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,564
You guys are the parents,
I'm just a wet nurse.
496
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:31,483
Just a wealthy, wealthy wet nurse.
497
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:32,881
What does that mean?
498
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:34,732
A wet nurse is a woman
who suckles another...
499
00:17:34,735 --> 00:17:37,823
No, no, I know what it means, I
just meant what does he mean?
500
00:17:37,826 --> 00:17:40,860
Well, I mean I just want
to be around the process.
501
00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,629
Anything you need, I'm your guy.
502
00:17:42,631 --> 00:17:44,230
But I'm still in charge, right?
503
00:17:44,232 --> 00:17:46,233
Did NASA fake the moon landing?
504
00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:47,484
No.
505
00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:49,669
See, that's what I thought
until about a year ago.
506
00:17:49,672 --> 00:17:51,438
Oh, we're gonna have so much fun.
507
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:01,651
Close to 23. Hut, hut!
508
00:18:05,289 --> 00:18:06,322
Ah, damn!
509
00:18:06,324 --> 00:18:07,457
Time!
510
00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:09,259
What do you want to do, Coach?
511
00:18:09,261 --> 00:18:12,797
Send in the field goal
unit, we gotta go for a tie.
512
00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:14,730
Ooh...
513
00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:15,900
What?
514
00:18:15,902 --> 00:18:17,468
Nothing.
515
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:18,703
Not my place.
516
00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:20,773
You got something to say, let's hear it.
517
00:18:20,775 --> 00:18:22,007
I just don't think
518
00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:23,154
they're gonna expect you to go for it.
519
00:18:23,156 --> 00:18:25,443
You fake a field goal, you
might catch 'em off guard.
520
00:18:25,445 --> 00:18:28,006
Actually, Pastor Rob, at this level
521
00:18:28,009 --> 00:18:30,416
- that kind of play never...
- Hang on, Wayne.
522
00:18:30,418 --> 00:18:33,019
Rob got us a win last week all on his own.
523
00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:34,390
Who are we to say no?
524
00:18:35,839 --> 00:18:37,305
Are you sure?
525
00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:38,375
Yeah, I'm sure.
526
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,824
What's the worst that could happen?
527
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,196
- We could lose.
- Yep.
528
00:18:41,198 --> 00:18:44,432
And who would we blame?
529
00:18:44,434 --> 00:18:46,867
Change of plans, we're running the fake.
530
00:18:46,870 --> 00:18:48,237
- Really?
- Yeah, you heard me.
531
00:18:48,239 --> 00:18:49,806
Come on, let's go.
532
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,809
All right! Let's go!
533
00:18:52,811 --> 00:18:54,978
Let's go, guys!
534
00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:58,081
I don't want to tell
you how to do your job,
535
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,383
but if I was a prayin'
man, I'd start now.
536
00:19:03,056 --> 00:19:05,089
All right, let's go.
537
00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:10,164
Hut, hut!
538
00:19:14,908 --> 00:19:16,569
Touchdown!
539
00:19:25,014 --> 00:19:26,513
George, you crazy son-of-a-bitch,
540
00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:28,262
I can't believe you pulled that off!
541
00:19:28,265 --> 00:19:29,263
Me, neither.
542
00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:31,252
Looks like we make a
pretty good team, George.
543
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,688
Yeah!
544
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,269
What's up, boys? Go, go, go!
545
00:19:37,754 --> 00:19:39,223
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
546
00:19:45,008 --> 00:19:46,497
Hey, Dean, want to help
me roll out the dough?
547
00:19:46,499 --> 00:19:49,506
Yeah, one second, I'm just
helping Grandma grease the pan.
548
00:19:50,337 --> 00:19:51,940
Who?
549
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,491
Oh, uh, sorry.
550
00:19:53,494 --> 00:19:55,520
You just remind me of my grandma.
551
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,760
I tell you what, why
don't you help Missy,
552
00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:00,537
and I'm gonna start the dishes.
553
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:02,410
Oh, uh, while the cookies are baking,
554
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:04,645
maybe you could teach
me how to play gin rummy.
555
00:20:04,648 --> 00:20:07,543
All right, we're done here.
556
00:20:07,546 --> 00:20:09,260
- What?
- You heard me.
557
00:20:09,262 --> 00:20:10,865
Are you breaking up with me?
558
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,804
Yeah. You can go now.
559
00:20:12,806 --> 00:20:15,715
But my mom's not
picking me up till 7:00.
560
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,388
Oh, I'll get the cards.
561
00:20:20,798 --> 00:20:25,338
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