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Why is everybody using these
tiny, little lights nowadays?

2
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I remember when people
used to use <i>big</i> lights.

3
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That's a good
story, Grandpa.

4
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- Hey.
- ALL: Hey.

5
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Wow. Monica's letting other
people help decorate her tree?

6
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Did someone get
her drunk again?

7
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Having a perfectly decorated tree
is not what Christmas is about.

8
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It's about being with
the people you love.

9
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That is nice.
And we're done, ta-da!

10
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CHANDLER: I don't know what it is. It just
doesn't quite feel like Christmas to me.

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Oh, yeah.

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See, now it feels
like Christmas.

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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com

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{an8}♪ So no one told you
life was going to be this way ♪

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{an8}♪ Your job's a joke,
you're broke ♪

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{an8}♪ Your love life's D.O.A. ♪

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{an8}♪ It's like you're always
stuck in second gear ♪

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{an8}♪ When it hasn't been your day ♪

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{an8}♪ Your week, your month,
or even your year ♪

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{an8}♪ But I'll be there for you ♪

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{an8}♪ 'Cause you're there
for me, too ♪

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{an8}And that's the story
of the dreidel.

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{an8}Now, some people trace the Christmas
tree back to the Egyptians

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{an8}who used to bring green palm branches into
their huts on the shortest day of the year,

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{an8}symbolizing life's
triumph over death.

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{an8}And that was, like,
4,000 years ago.

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{an8}So pretty much around the same time
that you started telling this story.

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{an8}- Hey, you guys.
- Hey, Joe, what's up?

29
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{an8}I had to get out
of the apartment.

30
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{an8}Janine is, like, stretching
all over the place.

31
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{an8}Everywhere I look,
she's, like...

32
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{an8}I can see why that's
hard to resist.

33
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I like her so much!

34
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I'm sorry, sweetie, that she
doesn't feel the same way.

35
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She's so sweet.

36
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I just want to feed her grapes
and brush her hair.

37
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You are aware that she's
not a monkey, right?

38
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I am so over Janine.

39
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I mean...at first, I thought she was hot,
but now, she's like old news.

40
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- Hi, guys.
- Janine!

41
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Coffee to go, please.

42
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I just got a call to be a dancer on a
television special for New Year's Eve.

43
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It's called some sort of
"Dickin' Rockin' Dickie Eve."

44
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Hold it.

45
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Are you talking about <i>"Dick
Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve?"</i>

46
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Yeah, that's what I said.

47
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Oh, my God! We love that show.

48
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Ross and I have been watching
it since I can remember.

49
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You're still just a little
fat girl inside, aren't you?

50
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I'll be on it this year. I'll be
one of the party people.

51
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You're going to be a party person?!
Those guys rock the most!

52
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They said I should bring someone.
Do you want to be my dance partner?

53
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Totally! I would love to spend
New Year's with you.

54
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Actually, they're taping tomorrow.
I don't really understand why.

55
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Well, how it works is,

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the part with Dick Clark
in Times Square is actually live.

57
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But they tape some of the
party stuff ahead of time.

58
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Not a lot of people know that.

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Do you guys
want to come, too?

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- Are you serious?
- We are there.

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[LAUGHS]

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What are you laughing at?

63
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Well, I used to date him,
but you're still going out with her.

64
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Oh, thanks. Great.
So, we can all go together.

65
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Well, I got to run. I'll catch you later.

66
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Bye, Janine.

67
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Did she just ask me
out on a date?

68
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I don't think so.

69
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She just invited him to the
biggest party of the millennium.

70
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Yeah, but she also invited
you and Ross.

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Honey, I'm sorry, but I don't think
that that was a romantic thing.

72
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Well, maybe. But, hey,
I know how I can find out.

73
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We're going to a
New Year's Eve party, right?

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So at midnight, I can kiss her.
And if she kisses me back, great.

75
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But if she says, "Dude,
what the hell are you doing?"

76
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I can say, "It wasn't me;
it was New Year's."

77
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That's a lot better than Ross
trying to kiss me in high school,

78
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and saying that he did it
because he needed ChapStick.

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It was a dry day.

80
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We are going to <i>"Dick Clark's
New Year's Rockin' Eve!"</i>

81
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Oh, my God!

82
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, <i>my</i> God.

83
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Okay, now listen up.
I've been on sets before.

84
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Let me give you
a little advice.

85
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It's a show, but we're just dancing.
It's no big deal.

86
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The important thing to remember:
Stay cool.

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- Got it.
- Okay.

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ROSS: Oh, my God,
it's just like I dreamed it!

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Okay, everyone, gather up.

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- MONICA: Excuse us.
- ROSS: Excuse us.

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Here's what's going to happen.
The music will start, you'll dance.

92
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We'll tape you, don't look
at the camera. Any questions?

93
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Uh, yeah, I have a question.
Uh, when is this going to air?

94
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Yeah. Now, uh, you guys,
dance over there.

95
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You guys, over there.
I want you two right around here.

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- And everyone else, spread out.
- JOEY: Ross.

97
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So when is it
going to air?

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Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen.
I will look in the back closet.

99
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I can save you time, ladies.
I'm right here.

100
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Yeah. Why don't you take a walk?
This doesn't concern you.

101
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We are looking for our Christmas
presents from Monica.

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CHANDLER:
What? That's terrible.

103
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No, we do it every year.

104
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Oh, well, that makes
it not terrible.

105
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Yeah, we never find them.

106
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She's always bested us,
that wily...minx.

107
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Don't worry. We're just going
to search here for an hour,

108
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and then we'll go to Joey's
and search, okay?

109
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No, not okay.
You can't look for

110
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- Monica's presents.
- We have to.

111
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You don't have to, and you can't,
because I live here, too.

112
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Well, then, you should
look with us.

113
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Why?

114
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Aren't you worried about what
to get Monica for Christmas?

115
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No, I have a great idea
for a present for her.

116
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[SCOFFING]: Oh, that's it,
"A great idea"? Oh, yeah?

117
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Chandler, that's not enough. What if
she gets you a great present,

118
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two medium presents,
and then a bunch of little presents,

119
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and you've just gotten
her one great present?

120
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That's just going to
make her feel bad.

121
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Why would you do that to her,
Chandler? Why? Why?

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- If I helped, we could find them faster.
- That's right.

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PHOEBE:
Ooh! Ooh, we have a live one.

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- Oh, it's a Macy's bag.
- Yeah.

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- RACHEL: Aw!
- Ooh, who's it for?

126
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"Dear losers, do you really think
I'd hide presents under the couch?

127
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"P.S.: Chandler,
I knew they'd break you."

128
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Uh-oh. She may be onto us.

129
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We are so going to
find them this year.

130
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You said you were going across the hall and
look. You don't do that every year, do you?

131
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Yeah.

132
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You don't, like, go into
the back of my closet,

133
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and look under my
gym bag or anything.

134
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- No. We never do that.
- No.

135
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Because that's where
Joey gave me stuff to

136
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store that I've never
seen before in my life.

137
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Okay, that did
not just happen.

138
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[SNAPS FINGERS]

139
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[♪ SMASH MOUTH'S "EVERY WORD
MEANS NO" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

140
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Okay, here comes
another camera.

141
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Right. No biggie;
stay loose.

142
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- Why do they keep doing that?
- Ugh!

143
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If we want to get on camera, we
have to get on one of those platforms.

144
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They've been taping
those people all day.

145
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Right.

146
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Hey, what did you guys
do to get up on there?

147
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We learned how to dance.

148
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Oh, yeah? When you learned how to dance,
did you forget how to put on underpants?

149
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Yeah.

150
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,585
- Hey, you're a good dancer.
- Really?

151
00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:08,004
You'd be better if you
loosened your hips a little.

152
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,882
- What do you mean?
- Well, like this.

153
00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:16,471
That's it. Just feel the rhythm.
That's better.

154
00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:17,973
JOEY [FALSETTO]:
Uh-huh.

155
00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:20,892
You're dancing
with that girl there.

156
00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,645
- No, no, no. We're together.
- Yeah, we came together.

157
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,897
I don't see it.

158
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You are dancing with the tall guy
over there. Tall Guy, raise your hand.

159
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,793
Hey, buddy. Please let
me dance with that girl.

160
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I really like her and I
think I have a shot.

161
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Really? You think so?
I don't.

162
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,388
I couldn't find anything at Joey...
hey, whoa, whoa.

163
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Yeah, we found them.

164
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,158
They were in the guest room
closet behind some coats.

165
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:05,395
Yeah, and you have nothing to
worry about 'cause they're all crap.

166
00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:10,275
Those are my gifts.
I got those for you.

167
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,947
Oh, thanks, Chandler.
They're great!

168
00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,453
RACHEL: Well, Chandler, then what is
this very weird, um, metal A-Z thing?

169
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,873
Those are bookends.
That's a great gift.

170
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:28,293
Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
Thank you for my "az."

171
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,965
Make sure you put all that stuff
back in the closet, okay?

172
00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:35,467
Yes, okay.

173
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,923
Oh, by the way, I just
got to say I think it's

174
00:10:37,948 --> 00:10:40,245
really nice of you that
even after you've moved,

175
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,224
you still keep storing
that stuff for Joey.

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00:10:45,348 --> 00:10:47,348
[SNAPS FINGERS]

177
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,825
Hey, dancing girl.

178
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,371
Can I...can I go
to the bathroom?

179
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,541
Okay, here we go.
Yeah. There you go.

180
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,256
Looking good, Gellers.

181
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,926
We know.

182
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,463
Hey, look. You know that
snippy guy over there?

183
00:11:21,488 --> 00:11:23,488
He's the one who decides
who gets on the platform.

184
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,225
- We should go dance by him.
- Okay.

185
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,235
Okay, everybody, hold.

186
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,823
Next on the platforms are...

187
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,579
- You two. And...
- MAN 1: Yes!

188
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,500
- You two.
- MAN 2: Cool!

189
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,335
Excuse me, sir.

190
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,255
Would it help if I weren't
wearing underpants?

191
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,215
Monica!
Would it?

192
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,142
Hey, Tall Guy.

193
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,521
Listen, I want to talk to you about
that girl that you're dancing with.

194
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,483
She's nice, huh? To think I
almost brought my wife to this.

195
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:19,154
Yeah, yeah. Okay.

196
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,284
Uh, look, buddy,
I came with that girl, okay?

197
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,203
And I had this plan to kiss her
at the New Year's countdown.

198
00:12:27,255 --> 00:12:29,364
I'm trying to win her over,
you know? So I was wondering...

199
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,115
- I don't think so.
- Oh, come on, man.

200
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,001
You can dance
with my partner.

201
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,295
She's real mellow.

202
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:40,133
Look, you dating this
girl you came with?

203
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,844
Well, I was hoping after tonight
that maybe I could...

204
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:46,347
No, no, she's fair game
if you ask me. Sorry, buddy.

205
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,016
All right. Hey.

206
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:52,604
Fair is fair. I mean, when you're right,
you're right. What can I say, but...

207
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,689
Hey! Oh! God!

208
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,568
What, are you in
the second grade?

209
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,571
Hey, man, you're the one
who wet his pants.

210
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,448
Hey! Hey! Hey!

211
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,660
[♪ LORETA'S "TROUBLE WITH BOYS"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]

212
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,830
Man, this sucks.

213
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:14,334
If Mom and Dad don't see us on
TV after we made them so jealous,

214
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,795
who's going to be
the losers then?

215
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,352
Hey, I know what will get us

216
00:13:20,377 --> 00:13:22,407
- up on a platform.
- What?

217
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,677
The routine.

218
00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:29,098
Ross, we haven't done the
routine since middle school.

219
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,726
Hey, when the snippy guy
sees the routine,

220
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,437
he'll want to build us
our own platform.

221
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,939
Was it really that good?

222
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:40,276
We got honorable mention in the
brother/sister dance category.

223
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:44,030
Look, it's almost fake midnight.
Do we really have any other choice?

224
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,450
Okay, let's do it.

225
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,995
Mom and Dad are going
to be so faced.

226
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,587
Five, six, seven, eight.

227
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:45,925
So, do we really need to ask who's
going up on the platform next?

228
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,137
Oh, no. Get up there and do
that again, exactly like that.

229
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- Yeah!
- Ooh!

230
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:56,060
Make sure and get this. Dick will
want it for the Bloopers show.

231
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:59,814
All right, cut.
Listen up, everyone.

232
00:14:59,824 --> 00:15:02,391
When we start again, it's going to
be the countdown to New Year's

233
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:05,445
so I want to see
everybody's excitement.

234
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,030
TALL GUY:
Hey, guy,

235
00:15:07,081 --> 00:15:09,482
you've got about three seconds
to get away from my partner.

236
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,867
What's going on
over here?

237
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,244
Take a look at
the guy's pants, huh?

238
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,018
I mean, I know you told
us to show excitement,

239
00:15:16,043 --> 00:15:18,065
but don't you think he
went a little overboard?

240
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,394
What's the matter with
you? Get out of here!

241
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,546
Yeah, take a hike,
wet pants.

242
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,467
Can you believe this?

243
00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:29,819
We're going to be on the platform
for the millennial moment.

244
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:30,929
I know.

245
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,557
Hey, you haven't been practicing
the routine, have you?

246
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,517
No.

247
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,228
Me, too.

248
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,564
Hey, when the music
starts up again,

249
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,859
I was thinking about maybe
going into the robot, you know.

250
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,285
Ross, I think we should
stick to the routine.

251
00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:51,807
We don't want to look stupid.

252
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,496
All right, we're back.
Ten seconds left. Here we go.

253
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- Ten...
- ALL: Nine...eight...seven...

254
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,461
JOEY [THINKING]:
<i>Okay...it all comes down to this.</i>

255
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,756
<i>Whatever happens, happens.</i>

256
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,050
<i>Destiny.</i>

257
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:12,303
ALL:
Three...two...one...

258
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,305
- Cut!
- No!

259
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,267
- Year!

260
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,145
Happy No Year!

261
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:26,359
Here's where we go to the live shot
of Times Square. That's a wrap.

262
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,122
[QUACKING]

263
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,540
Hey, look who I found.

264
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,208
Oh, hi, guys.

265
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,336
You know, birds have a very
good sense of direction.

266
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,464
I thought maybe they could help us
find where the presents are hidden.

267
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:53,052
Yes, if the presents are hidden
south for the winter.

268
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:57,724
Or we could just follow your clever
jokes. Any ideas? No? Didn't think so.

269
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,978
Come on, guys. Show us
where the presents are.

270
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,189
The duck seems to think
that Monica got me garbage.

271
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:09,235
Hmm, I wonder what I can get
Monica that's as good as garbage?

272
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,696
Hmm, how about my "az"?

273
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,781
[KNOCKING]

274
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:20,079
- Hey. This is hollow.
- What?

275
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:24,125
This bench, it's hollow.
I can't believe I never knew that.

276
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,047
- Oh! The presents!
- No, don't look directly at them!

277
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,091
What?

278
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,761
All right, no,
we could look at them.

279
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,429
RACHEL:
Oh, this one's for me.

280
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,931
- PHOEBE: This one's for Chandler. Here.
- All right.

281
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,685
- And the big one's for me.
- Oh, let's open them.

282
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,581
Okay, okay. Wait a
minute, wait a minute.

283
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,289
- We can't do this.
- PHOEBE & RACHEL: Why?

284
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:50,610
I don't want to know
what Monica got me.

285
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,746
I mean, look, I'm sure she
worked really hard at

286
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,696
getting me a present and
wanting to surprise me.

287
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,783
And you guys are
going to ruin that.

288
00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:00,369
Look, we have to put these back.
This is not what Christmas is about.

289
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,831
Whatever, Linus.
I'm opening mine.

290
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,004
Nobody is opening
anything, okay?

291
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:12,222
I don't know about your
guys but I want to see the

292
00:18:12,247 --> 00:18:14,232
look on Monica's face when
I give her my present.

293
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,762
And I'm sure she wants to see the
look on my face when I get mine.

294
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:21,808
So, please, please, can we just...
can we put them back?

295
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,228
- Will you get us better gifts?
- Fine.

296
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,981
Hey, guys.

297
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,693
You found the presents?

298
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,113
Chandler, you let
them find the presents?

299
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,322
Great.

300
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:40,451
Do you know how long it took me
to find you that water purifier?

301
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,440
That's what you got me?

302
00:18:42,465 --> 00:18:45,021
Yes, I see what you mean.
That look is priceless.

303
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,798
Home sweet home, huh?

304
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,677
Nice to, uh, get
back to reality.

305
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,974
Plus, we, uh, know how the
New Year's going to go off.

306
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,769
I guess there's no reason for all
that Y2K panic, you know?

307
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,481
Anyway, good night.

308
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,984
- Joey.
- Yeah?

309
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,946
Three...

310
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,448
two...one.

311
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,374
Happy New Year.

312
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,460
[CLEARING THROAT]
[STAMMERS]

313
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,755
What was that for?

314
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:38,426
I don't know. Tonight when they
yelled "cut," and we didn't get to kiss,

315
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:42,597
I was really, really disappointed.
And I just...

316
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,099
I just really wanted
to kiss you.

317
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,976
Really?

318
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:52,440
In the moment, I really wanted
to kiss you, too. In the moment.

319
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,359
- In the moment, huh?
- But only in the moment.

320
00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:01,616
So, do you, uh...
want to kiss again?

321
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,536
Sure. New Year's Eve
is only two weeks away.

322
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:06,996
Can you wait?

323
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,873
No.

324
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,959
Me neither.

325
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,924
Three...two...

326
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,468
Joey, you don't have to count
down every time we kiss.

327
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,637
Oh. Okay.

328
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:28,684
Except that I sort of felt like I needed
a couple seconds to get ready.

329
00:20:31,308 --> 00:20:37,608
♪ For auld lang syne ♪

330
00:20:37,632 --> 00:20:44,632
♪ We'll tak' a cup
o' kindness yet ♪

331
00:20:44,656 --> 00:20:49,456
♪ For auld lang syne ♪

332
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,920
We were on the platform, ready to
dance into the new millennium,

333
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,839
and the guy yells "cut!"

334
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,843
So you guys are telling me
that you actually did

335
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,513
the routine from eighth grade?

336
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:09,600
Yeah. But of course we had
to update it a little bit.

337
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,812
Hey, by the way, quick thinking
about catching <i>me.</i>

338
00:21:13,964 --> 00:21:16,891
Yeah, 'cause I was going to say there's
no way you could have done the end

339
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,318
the way you guys
did it back then.

340
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,781
{an8}What? We could do it.

341
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:28,995
{an8}I don't know. You were a lot bigger...
I mean, stronger back then.

342
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,540
{an8}I can do it, okay.

343
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,334
{an8}Come on, let's go! Come on.

344
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,296
{an8}One, two, three, four,

345
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,090
{an8}- five...
- BOTH: Six, seven, eight.

346
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,508
{an8}- I can't do it!
- ROSS: Ahh!

347
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,260
{an8}[ROSS THUDS]

348
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:48,472
{an8}Now, you do that, you're on TV.

349
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