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NEEDLEMAN: (WHISPERING)
Did you come alone?
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(WHISPERING) Yes.
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What's the password?
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Okay. What's the password?
What's the password?
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(NORMALLY) Okay. I have no idea.
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Psst.
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Capital one, two, three,
lowercase four, five, six.
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(WHISPERING) Thank you.
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(NORMALLY) One, two,
three, four, five, six!
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NEEDLEMAN AND SMITTY: Enter, friend.
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Welcome to Needleman and
Smitty's vacation door emporium.
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I love vacation doors.
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That's right.
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Each of these doors was personally
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rescued by us from the shredder,
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and guaranteed to deliver you to
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an isolated, human-free destination.
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Okay. Oh, please. I can't wait.
Tell me, what do you got?
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Who wouldn't wanna chill out
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on a cruise to an abandoned
ship in the Arctic Circle?
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This vacation sounds cool.
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Shut up! I give the sales pitch,
you're the glamour model.
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(GROANS)
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Transyl-Romania is known
for blood-sucking vampires.
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But what doesn't suck
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are the deluxe amenities of
this musty, deserted castle.
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(GASPS AND SCREAMS)
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You'll have a rotten time in this
decaying cabin in the woods.
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- (GRUNTS AND YELPS)
- (SCREECHES)
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- (GROANS)
- Nah, too fishy. What else you got?
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Soak up the sun at this condemned
Caribbean beach resort.
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Beach vacation! Yes, yes,
yes! That's the one!
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Excellent choice, my good man.
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This vacated vacation paradise is yours.
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Hold it.
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You're so sure that using a door
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that was supposed to be shredded
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isn't against company policy?
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Oh, we don't say
"against company policy".
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That's right. We say "debit or credit".
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com
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FRITZ: Okay, everybody, are you ready?
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'Cause it's time to play...
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(IN UNISON) Wheel of
Temporary Supervisor!
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Today's my lucky day, Roto.
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- Can you feel it? Can you feel it? Yes!
- (PURRING)
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Why is my name on there?
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When Fritz goes on vacation,
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the wheel picks a temporary supervisor.
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And don't think I don't see the ambition
in your eyes, College Boy.
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You'd just love to have me
under your thumb,
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squishing me with your little
temporary supervisor thumb.
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- (GROWLS)
- Thumb? What are you...
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I've told you, Duncan. I have
no interest in Fritz's job, okay?
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- Uh-huh.
- I signed your ridiculous contract.
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Right. Like a two-faced charlatan
like you would honor a contract.
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- Two-face... What are you talking about?
- Come on. Let's go, wheel!
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Mama needs a temporary promotion!
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DUNCAN: Yes, yes, yes!
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- VAL: Come on, come on!
- DUNCAN: Yes, no, no, no!
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- (VAL SQUEALS)
- (GROANS)
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- Yes!
- CUTTER: Glad it's not me.
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Congratulations,
Temporary Supervisor Val.
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Oh, I have so many fun things
planned for my employees.
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Mindfulness Mondays, Tamale Tuesdays,
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Waffle Wednesdays,
Friendly French Fry Fridays.
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What next, yoga? Uh-uh.
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Neither me nor my schedule is flexible.
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Yeah, yeah, let's hear it for Val.
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So much for my humble dream
of being temporary supervisor.
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I'll just throw away the only thing
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I've ever wanted in
my insignificant life.
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- Ah, great.
- (CHITTERS)
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- I can't even throw away my dreams right.
- TYLOR: Huh.
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Kinda goes against my better judgment,
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but I actually feel
a little sorry for him.
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Yeah. Yeah, Mom, you know
how you always told me,
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"Dreams can come true"? (SCOFFS)
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Yeah, well, uh, I learned
today that they can't.
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(PURRS)
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(VOICE BREAKING) No,
don't cry. Don't cry, Mom.
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- (SIGHS)
- I tried my best. I did. I did.
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I'll cry for the both of us.
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- Uh, Fritz?
- Huh?
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Looks like I made an oopsie.
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The temporary supervisor is Duncan.
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Me? Moi?
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(GASPS) The fates have chosen.
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Well, uh, Mr. Fritz, sir,
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there's no way I can match your robust
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managerial skills, blah-blah-blah,
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but I will do my best
to make you proud, sir,
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and, uh, supervise the team.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SINGING) ♪ So I'm waving goodbye ♪
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♪ And while I'm gone ♪
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I expect you all to maintain
the get-along, MIFTer spirit.
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Get Along's my middle name, sir.
Duncan P. "Get Along" Anderson.
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Now, you go get yourself a creepy
colada and make some memories!
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(SINGING) ♪ I'm getting
sand in my toes ♪
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- Have a great time.
- Enjoy.
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(SINGING) ♪ And I'll see ya
in two weeks ♪
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Bon voyage-e! (CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES MENACINGLY)
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Hmm...
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Well, well, well. Looks like
I'm now the supervisor.
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- "Temporary".
- Supervisor.
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- For a limited time. (GROANS)
- Supervisor!
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And that means that everybody
has to do whatever I say.
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Now, who's under whose thumb,
College Boy? Squishy-squish-squish.
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(SIGHS) I hope you did the right thing.
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- (DOOR OPENS)
- DUNCAN: (OVER MEGAPHONE) Ahem.
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Hear ye, hear ye.
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Now presenting his Supervisorship,
Duncan P. Anderson.
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Huzzah.
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(IMITATES CLOPPING SOUNDS AND SNORTS)
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"Dearest Mother, I have
clawed my way to the middle,
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and I now command a capable workforce".
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- Read that last bit back to me.
- I think I got it.
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- Read it back.
- "Dearest Mother..."
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- With enthusiasm.
- "Dearest Mother..."
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To my supervisory chambers,
and be quick about it.
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Chop-chop.
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Chop-chop, chop-chop, chop-chop.
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Ah.
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Hmm. Not good enough,
Roto. It's not good enough.
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Well, maybe the fifth time
will be the charm, College Boy.
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Up here, College Boy.
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Down there, College Boy.
Open your eyes, College Boy.
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Here, College Boy.
Over there, College Boy.
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DUNCAN: (REPEATING) College Boy!
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(TYLOR SIGHS)
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Pick up the pace, College Boy.
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Mr. Sullivan wants these old
canisters emptied by Friday.
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Too bad for you scream power's
a thing of the past, huh?
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Boombox!
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- (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- (GROANS)
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(HUMMING)
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Back on canister duty,
huh? Glad I'm not you.
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That job's monotonous.
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Drive a monster crazy.
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I'll tell you who's crazy. Duncan.
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Crazy with temporary supervisor power.
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- (GRUNTS)
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! Careful.
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You damage the valve of one of these,
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even ones with barely any juice,
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it'll knock a monster your size
halfway across the room.
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Or if you're Duncan-size...
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(CHUCKLES)
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... all the way across the room.
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Just sayin'.
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(SCATTING)
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(YELPS)
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- TYLOR: Oh!
- (CHUCKLING)
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Whoops.
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(GRUNTING)
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You think that's funny, huh,
Mr. Jokester? (YELPS)
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Did I do that? I guess I
need better supervising.
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Oh, I'll supervise you.
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- TYLOR: No. Duncan. No, no.
- What are you doing?
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- No, that's... Let go of that.
- (LAUGHING)
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Okay, that's a bad idea, Duncan.
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- TYLOR: Duncan, let go!
- (SCREAMS)
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TYLOR: Okay.
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No!
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(GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)
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TYLOR: Run, run!
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- This is your fault!
- My fault?
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Mama!
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- (BLABBERING)
- Whoa! Whoa!
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Oh.
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- Huh?
- High score!
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Aw.
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- EMPLOYEE MONSTER: Uh-oh.
- Whoa.
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What caused that?
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Relax, Sulley, relax.
I'm sure it's nothing.
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See? Emergency power.
Everything's A-okay.
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Mike, Sulley, power's
out in the entire city.
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- M.E.R.C.'s on the phone.
- M.E.R.C.?
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- M.E.R.C.
- Murray's Eye and Retina Center?
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Has it already been six months
since my last appointment?
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No. M.E.R.C.-M.E.R.C.,
not Murray M.E.R.C.
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Monstropolis Energy
Regulatory Commission.
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They're sending an investigator.
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So, not Murray?
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I'm just being clear.
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Oh, no, not him.
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That's Argus Blinks. He hasn't
taken a day off in 20 years.
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If he finds a problem,
he'll shut us down.
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This could be the end of laugh power.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Argus Blinks, M.E.R.C. Investigator.
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James P. Sullivan, CEO,
Monsters, Incorporated.
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Yes, "Mr. Laugh Energy",
I know who you are.
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Is that good or bad?
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I am here to determine the
cause of today's blackout,
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and whether or not a shutdown or
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a change in management is in order.
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You'll have our full cooperation, sir.
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Full cooperation! Now, if
you could please sign in.
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What is this?
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That? Oh! (CHUCKLES)
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That's my lunch money.
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- Or it could be your lunch money.
- (SULLEY CLEARS THROAT)
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(SOFTLY) Mike.
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Are you trying to bribe me?
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(NORMALLY) No, no, of course
he's not. (SOFTLY) Put that away.
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That's so silly.
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Now by chance, did you happen
to drop these box seat tickets
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to the Monstropolis Creepees game, uh,
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row double-A, seats one
through three, free food?
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Was that possibly yours, by any chance?
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- (NORMALLY) Are those my tickets?
- Your office, if you please.
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Right this way, sir.
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Welcome, sir. Mr. Wazowski wants us
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to bribe you with a brand-new...
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Not now, boys. Not now.
Excuse the car, sir.
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It's "Park Anywhere You Want" Day today.
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Hmm...
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Here's a 50. Get rid of the car.
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Wait, a 20. Here's a
20, get rid of the car.
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You know what? Forget it.
Just get rid of the car.
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(BOTH GROAN)
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Almost. (GRUNTING)
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You got one more up there, kiddo.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Forget that last canister.
It's not goin' anywhere.
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Tylor! You're not gonna believe this.
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Power's out all over Monstropolis.
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A M.E.R.C. investigator is on
his way. Heads are gonna roll...
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Whoa. What happened?
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- Duncan did it. Me?
- College Boy did it.
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- You're in charge.
- It's not about me.
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I say you both did it.
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- What? It was your idea.
- Yeah. It's your fault.
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- You acted on it.
- Not about me.
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- It sounds like you're all accountable.
- DUNCAN: Not about me.
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So are you. If it wasn't for you,
Duncan wouldn't even be supervisor.
242
00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,986
I'm not losing my pension over this.
243
00:10:32,990 --> 00:10:34,606
I'm not losing my shot
at the Laugh Floor.
244
00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:35,989
Okay, okay. All right.
245
00:10:35,994 --> 00:10:39,092
The only way to save our jobs
is to hide all the evidence
246
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and make sure nobody
ever finds out the truth.
247
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,605
I don't know, Duncan. Sounds like
you're suggesting a cover-up.
248
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,307
No! Not a cover-up.
249
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,122
Just a thing where we all conspire to
250
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avoid accountability for our actions.
251
00:10:48,712 --> 00:10:50,104
- So, a cover-up.
- (CHUCKLING) No!
252
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:54,338
Why is this concept so difficult
to grasp? Not a cover-up.
253
00:10:55,782 --> 00:10:57,497
Mr. Blinks, you sure you don't want us
254
00:10:57,502 --> 00:10:58,803
to take you down to the control room?
255
00:10:58,807 --> 00:11:00,097
Not necessary, Mr. Sullivan.
256
00:11:00,102 --> 00:11:02,772
My eyes can see everything from here.
257
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:11,041
- (SULLEY SHUDDERS)
- Ugh, that's disturbing.
258
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,293
That's comin' from a guy
who's nearly 100% eye.
259
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,672
My highly-trained inspection orbs
will seek out the malfunction
260
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,007
and report back to me what happened,
261
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:23,136
- and who is responsible.
- Ugh!
262
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,643
(SQUELCHING)
263
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,127
(SCREECHES)
264
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,335
DUNCAN: It's not a cover-up, okay?
265
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,530
As your supervisor, you're hiding
it from view with a large tarp.
266
00:11:58,535 --> 00:12:00,841
And you, as my subordinate, do as I say!
267
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:03,427
Why is this supervisor thing
so important to you anyway?
268
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,413
Listen, College Boy. If you
think that bein' supervisor
269
00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:06,722
someday is all I've ever wanted,
270
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:10,517
and that messin' this up is somehow
gonna crush my hopes and dreams,
271
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,436
then that's, uh, you know...
272
00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:13,562
(SIGHS)
273
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,231
Oh, Duncan, I, uh... I didn't mean to...
274
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,441
It's none of your business.
275
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,151
- Now, get to work.
- Okay, fine.
276
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,945
But once I'm done covering it
up, this cover-up is complete.
277
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,322
DUNCAN: Stop saying, "cover-up!"
278
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,215
Okay, as supervisor, I say we call it,
279
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"Operation Hide All the Evidence
280
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and Make Sure Nobody
Ever Finds Out the Truth".
281
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,960
- TYLOR: Yeah, that's much more covert.
- Yep, covert and secretive.
282
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,129
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
283
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,070
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
284
00:12:38,075 --> 00:12:39,905
Mmm-hmm? Mmm-hmm?
285
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:41,203
(INSPECTION EYE POPPING)
286
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,050
Hmm.
287
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:47,271
It appears the cause for the
power outage is inconclusive.
288
00:12:47,276 --> 00:12:48,898
Well, I guess you won't be
shutting us down today.
289
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,538
Now, if you just pack up
your creepy-eye suitcase,
290
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:52,182
I'll gladly show you the way out.
291
00:12:52,187 --> 00:12:53,307
(INSPECTION EYE APPROACHING)
292
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,271
- Just one moment.
- (POPPING)
293
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,149
Hmm. Mmm-hmm?
294
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,484
Yes.
295
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,319
Well, I stand corrected.
296
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:05,285
I seem to have found those responsible.
297
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,952
As the Facilities Team here
at Monsters, Incorporated,
298
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:13,080
all of you are in violation of
numerous M.E.R.C. codes,
299
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,499
as eye-witnessed by my eyes.
300
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,209
- And as supervisor, M...
- "Temporary".
301
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:20,212
Temporary supervisor,
Mr. Duncan P. Anderson,
302
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,756
you are responsible for
the actions of your team.
303
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:26,098
You should be fired,
or, better yet, banished!
304
00:13:26,582 --> 00:13:27,583
Banished?
305
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,889
- Me?
- Hey, wait.
306
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,384
Come on, it's his first day as
supervisor. Give him a break.
307
00:13:33,389 --> 00:13:35,227
Give him a break?
308
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,522
I've been working non-stop as
a M.E.R.C. official for 20 years,
309
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,107
and no one's ever given me a brea...
310
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,446
(GROANS)
311
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:46,321
DUNCAN: Is he...
312
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,412
- (RATTLING)
- Oh.
313
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,832
Oh, well. I'll log him
in my accident journal.
314
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,954
- We gotta get rid of the body.
- What?
315
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,539
I mean, check his pulse, obviously.
316
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:56,832
(GROANING)
317
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,208
- He's alive.
- Oh, hurray.
318
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,585
Aw.
319
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,503
Looks like he finally got his break.
320
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,880
Break. Give him a break.
321
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,381
(GASPS) Good idea, me!
322
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,383
We can hide him in the vacation door!
323
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,924
Oh, of course, yes, vacation
door. Perfect. Right.
324
00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,888
- Come on.
- Oh. Okay, this is gross.
325
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,015
Everything's wet. Why is everything wet?
326
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,709
- I'll tie the tentacles in a knot.
- Gross.
327
00:14:14,713 --> 00:14:16,435
Is this the right thing to do?
328
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,729
I'm gonna remain neutral
until I see what happens.
329
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,398
- This is so gross. (GRUNTS)
- The eye is looking at me.
330
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,692
- The eye is looking at me.
- Whoa, oh. Yep, yep, yep.
331
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,360
Almost there, almost there.
332
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,366
And in he go...
333
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,913
Ouch. I felt that. But he didn't.
334
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,878
Come on, let's send him on his holiday.
335
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,583
(GRUNTS)
336
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,631
(SHUDDERS)
337
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,586
TYLOR: Oh, one of his thingies...
338
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,005
- DUNCAN: Goodbye.
- Yeah, there you go.
339
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,255
(MACHINE WHIRRS)
340
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,445
Guys? I am pretty sure
disposing of a body
341
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,130
may be another banishable offense.
342
00:14:49,135 --> 00:14:50,852
That was the only thing we could do.
343
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,847
His work-life balance was
totally out of whack, all right?
344
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,807
- Duncan?
- Right. College Boy is right.
345
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,186
We need to make a pact. None of
us will ever speak of this again.
346
00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,988
We take this to our graves.
Nobody saw nothin'.
347
00:14:59,992 --> 00:15:01,238
- Well...
- Nobody saw nothin'!
348
00:15:01,243 --> 00:15:02,614
(CUTTER CLEARS THROAT)
349
00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:03,699
Mmm-hmm?
350
00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:04,955
(SQUELCHING)
351
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,153
Shh!
352
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:12,746
(WHISPERING) We need to close the case.
353
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,457
(WHISTLING)
354
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,624
BOTH: Close it!
355
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,464
- Ugh! (EXCLAIMS)
- Get those eyes!
356
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,753
DUNCAN: Get it, get it!
357
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,969
- Smash it! Yeah!
- No, no, no, no. (GRUNTS)
358
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:31,718
Aha!
359
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,053
No, there it goes.
360
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,393
(WHIRRING)
361
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,106
(ROTO GROWLING)
362
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,909
(MUMBLING)
363
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,451
- Aha!
- Yes!
364
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,250
(YELLS AND GROANS)
365
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,627
(GROWLING)
366
00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:03,505
- Incoming.
- (GRUNTS)
367
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,179
(GRUNTS AND PANTS)
368
00:16:10,746 --> 00:16:13,082
- Yah! Bleh!
- (POPS)
369
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,020
And problem solved.
370
00:16:18,462 --> 00:16:19,541
Done and done.
371
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,376
Not quite. Fritz is still in there.
372
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,879
Whatever. Fritz ain't coming
back for two weeks.
373
00:16:23,884 --> 00:16:25,444
I'll figure somethin' out.
374
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,323
All right, kiddos, it's been
two weeks. What do you got?
375
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,358
- I got nothin'.
- I got nothin'.
376
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,897
CUTTER: Well, here goes nothin'.
377
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,293
(SUSPENSEFUL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
378
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:48,550
That was, without a doubt...
379
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,216
the best vacation of my life!
380
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,300
Wow!
381
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,844
I believe it, Argus. 'Cause you
really needed to unwind.
382
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,387
- Mmm-hmm. Hmm.
- You're very wound.
383
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,906
So, uh, you're doing okay?
384
00:16:59,911 --> 00:17:01,433
I'm more than okay.
385
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:05,312
Sipping creepy coladas,
napping beneath the palms,
386
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,314
cha-chaing the night away.
387
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,399
(SINGING) ♪ Cha-cha-cha-cha... ♪
388
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,359
Argus? You're still here?
389
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:12,152
Yeah, I thought you left two weeks ago.
390
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,446
Oh, no. I took a little time off.
391
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,490
I have your MIFT crew to thank.
392
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,368
You are welcome. And that is
the last we will speak of it.
393
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:22,246
Well, of course, I will be
writing all of you up,
394
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,873
but just a warning this time.
395
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,917
Goodbye, Mr. Laugh Energy.
396
00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,336
(SINGING) ♪ Cha-cha-cha-cha-uh-uh... ♪
397
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,296
(SIGHS) That was too close.
We were nearly shut down.
398
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:34,132
You caused a major power outage,
conspired to cover it up,
399
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,915
and if that weren't enough, attempted
to bribe a M.E.R.C. official.
400
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:40,180
- Mike, that was you.
- Stay on point, Sulley, stay on point.
401
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:41,687
Is all this true?
402
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:43,851
Duncan?
403
00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,625
(SIGHING) Yes, sir.
404
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,487
Oh, this is all my fault.
405
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:54,987
I tipped the wheel so that Duncan
could be temporary supervisor.
406
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:57,823
Well, regardless of how he
became temporary supervisor,
407
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,825
it all happened on your watch, Duncan.
408
00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:02,791
And any of these accusations
is grounds for dismissal.
409
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:05,586
Dismissal?
410
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:08,959
Um...
411
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,027
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
412
00:18:10,032 --> 00:18:12,446
Temporary supervisor's, uh...
413
00:18:12,451 --> 00:18:15,762
(SNIFFLING) Well, he's gotta go
down with his temporary ship...
414
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,551
I guess.
415
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:18,844
(GULPS AND CLEARS THROAT)
416
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:22,598
So, uh, Mr. Sullivan, Mr. Wazowski...
417
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:23,891
I'm sorry, I...
418
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:26,935
I'm the one that caused
the outage, okay?
419
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:31,628
Duncan, he was just trying
to be a good supervisor.
420
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:36,533
So if anyone deserves
to be dismissed, it's me.
421
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,450
- The truth of it is...
- Yeah, well...
422
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:41,575
No, no, no.
423
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,828
The power outage and, you
know, all the other stuff,
424
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,288
that was my fault, too.
425
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,712
Though I am significantly
less at fault than him.
426
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,883
Hmm. I am so proud of you two.
427
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:56,340
Not only have you displayed
that get-along, MIFTer spirit,
428
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,800
you've shown that you're
willing to sacrifice one another.
429
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,636
BOTH: "Sacrifice for one another"?
430
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,096
That, too. So, Mr. W, Mr. S,
431
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,576
what do you say we
forget all the dismissal
432
00:19:05,581 --> 00:19:07,893
jumbo-mumbo-bumbo-bimble?
433
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:10,312
Speaking of dismissal mumbo jumbo,
434
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:13,774
what about that "against
company policy" vacation door?
435
00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:15,901
Taken care of, Sulley.
I'm having it shredded.
436
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:19,159
Mr. Wazowski, we're here to take
the vacation door to your office.
437
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:21,912
Our office?
438
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,122
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
439
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,585
(MUSIC PLAYING)
440
00:19:39,046 --> 00:19:41,093
"Knock-knock".
(DEEP VOICE) "Who's there?"
441
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,678
(NORMALLY) "I". (DEEP VOICE) "I, who?"
442
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,143
"I am here to teach you
about knock-knock jokes".
443
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,641
You see how easy that is?
444
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,898
A simple knock and response
leads to laughter.
445
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,104
Yes, Chuck, question?
446
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:54,198
Uh, yeah, shouldn't there be a door?
447
00:19:54,203 --> 00:19:56,900
No. That's the beauty of
it. No door is required.
448
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,902
Well, then what do you knock on?
449
00:19:58,907 --> 00:19:59,996
You don't knock on anything.
450
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,406
- I'm confused.
- It doesn't make sense.
451
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,740
It's simple. (CLEARS THROAT)
452
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,551
I say, "Knock-knock". And
you respond, "Who's there?"
453
00:20:06,556 --> 00:20:08,954
Why would I ask who's
there? I can see you.
454
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,664
You're standing right in front of us.
455
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,750
- That's why you need a door.
- Or some sort of barrier.
456
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,168
Yes, yes! You need a door.
457
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:16,545
You don't need a door, okay?
You don't need a door.
458
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,547
I say, "Knock-knock".
You say, "Who's there?"
459
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:20,966
I say something like, "orange".
You say, "Orange, who?"
460
00:20:20,971 --> 00:20:22,926
But you're not orange,
you're clearly green.
461
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,261
That doesn't seem like a joke.
462
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,981
This is a classic setup. It's
"Knock-knock". "Who's there?"
463
00:20:26,986 --> 00:20:29,308
- You're asking me to lie to kids.
- He's right.
464
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:31,894
Knocking on a fake door,
misrepresenting yourself.
465
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:34,146
- It's all very suspect.
- I don't like lying to kids.
466
00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:36,857
- Yeah, that's against company policy.
- Don't make me lie.
467
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:37,941
It's okay, Chuck.
468
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,401
We just won't answer the door,
469
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:42,162
no matter how much he fake
knocks and lies about who he is.
470
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,364
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
I can't take it anymore.
471
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,657
It's just a simple thing.
472
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,451
"Knock-knock". "Who's there?"
473
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:50,626
That's how it works. It's called humor.
474
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:53,629
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
475
00:20:53,634 --> 00:21:01,134
- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com
476
00:23:33,664 --> 00:23:36,542
DUNCAN: Hey, Ma. We're gonna
make it. It's gonna be okay.
477
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:40,415
I know you were dependin' on that
temporary supervisor money comin' in.
478
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,547
No, I love you, too.
479
00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:43,924
Turn up your hearing aid, Ma!