1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,535 Previously on "You"... 2 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:03,569 Everyone just calls me Beck. 3 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,271 And you are Joe? 4 00:00:05,272 --> 00:00:06,606 Goldberg. 5 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,574 A guy needs to protect himself, 6 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:11,077 and your name was a glorious place to start. 7 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:13,346 The next thing our little friend the Internet gave me 8 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,648 was your address. 9 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,050 Professor Leahy. 10 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:20,019 Professor Obvious wants to sleep with you. 11 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,887 Your friends are disloyal, 12 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:23,856 and that Peach is the queen bee. 13 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,459 How broke are you? 14 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,695 Benjamin J. Ashby, Greenwich born, boarding school bred. 15 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,165 God, you make me insane. 16 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,502 Oh! 17 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:38,804 I think I know you. 18 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:41,240 Oh, right. Of course. 19 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:44,777 You're smart, except in the ways you are really not, 20 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:46,812 like not locking your phone. 21 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:48,247 Maybe we could get a drink sometime. 22 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:49,849 Sure. 23 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,484 What you really need is someone to save you. 24 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,686 Man, I'm thinking maybe-- 25 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,554 Whatever you think I did... 26 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,756 I can help, Beck. 27 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:57,890 ...you got the wrong guy. 28 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,894 Let me help you. 29 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,563 Tonight's the night, Beck. 30 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,699 Our first date. 31 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:10,203 It just feels right, right? 32 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,942 I'm looking forward to it, and I think, 33 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:19,078 obvious hangover aside, you are, too. 34 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,814 But I've read people wrong in the past. 35 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:24,950 One day, I'll tell you about Candace, 36 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:27,453 every red flag I was blind to, 37 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,722 how destroyed I was. 38 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:31,424 What can I say? We all have baggage. 39 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,827 But I feel like I'm dealing with it the right way. 40 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,197 Not bothering you, just checking it. 41 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,904 Hanging with you like this is admittedly honing skills 42 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:49,776 I never knew I'd need, but hey, handy. 43 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,115 You can't afford new clothes, but let's be real. 44 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,752 You'd look perfect in a potato sack. 45 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:04,523 Not a criticism, God knows I am, too, 46 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:06,026 but you seem distracted. 47 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:11,397 Of course, a new phone. 48 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,766 Not sure how you went 24 hours without one. 49 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:16,502 As you activate your new friend there, 50 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:19,638 I know you think you're also deactivating your old one. 51 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,407 But here's where you're wrong. 52 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,042 Your old phone, which I have, 53 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,445 is still logged into the cloud. 54 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:32,985 And that means I'm still logged into you. 55 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,154 Sci-fi movies are so wrong. 56 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,056 Technology is our friend. 57 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:39,191 You've reached Benji. Leave some love. Namaste. 58 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,026 Hey, look, you haven't texted back. 59 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:43,963 Just let me know you're okay, okay? 60 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:47,768 That's all I ask. This is really annoying, Benji. 61 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,272 It is annoying. 62 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,541 You're not thinking about us, you're thinking about him. 63 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:59,044 I kind of thought I took care of that for you, Beck. 64 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:01,113 Want to start off the class this morning? 65 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,615 - Sure. - Good. 66 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,283 My last T.A. was like a little mouse, 67 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:05,818 - afraid of public speaking. - Oh, that's my job. 68 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,386 Well, lucky us, you're good at it. 69 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,455 We're still on for tomorrow, drinks, poetry? 70 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,792 Nothing if not up for both of those. 71 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:23,335 Hey, they came for the big day. 72 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:25,204 Want me move them down to the basement? 73 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,139 No, I'll do that. Just get started on the window display. 74 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:30,142 Oh, hey, I was thinking about making cookies for #ReleaseDay. 75 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,578 Amanda Chantal Bacon has a dope recipe in "Moon Juice Cookbook: 76 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,747 Cook Cosmically for Body, Beauty, and Consciousness". 77 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,282 Kill me. 78 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:37,217 Sounds great, Ethan. 79 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:38,717 Oh, and that kid is back. 80 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,421 Paco? 81 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,493 Hey, speed reader. 82 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:48,561 Hi, Joe. 83 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,196 What are you reading? 84 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:51,664 This book about werewolves the girls in my class 85 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,165 won't stop talking about. 86 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:57,469 It's more about love stuff than werewolf stuff. 87 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,972 There should be right up here... 88 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:03,310 Yeah, it's right here. Here, try this. 89 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,946 "Frankenstein"? 90 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:09,248 Yeah, the monster is really cool and scary 91 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,784 but also not really the monster. 92 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,786 What does that mean? 93 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,287 Just read it. You can tell me. 94 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:18,592 Ethan's got snacks. Set 'em up. 95 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:39,511 Let me the hell outta here! 96 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:40,813 Now! 97 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,581 Settle down, Benji. 98 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:43,617 Let's talk. 99 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:53,792 Okay, granted I didn't think too far ahead 100 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,527 when I swung that mallet. 101 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:58,430 I just knew Benji was the worst kind of poison, 102 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,633 the kind you know is bad but can't stop taking. 103 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,168 So I did what I had to do to help you, Beck. 104 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,638 And now, there's an adult human male 105 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,072 in the basement of this bookstore. 106 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:08,340 Somebody! 107 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:09,541 The basement's soundproof. 108 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:11,043 Aah! 109 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,978 The owner loved to read in peace down here. 110 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,914 I'm sorry. 111 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,282 I told you, I don't know who you are, 112 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,684 I don't know why I'm here. I swear. 113 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:21,520 Confession, I have no idea what to do with him now. 114 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,689 I'm gonna give you my family lawyer's number. 115 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,157 He'll get you paid. 116 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,859 Of course he thinks I want money. 117 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,560 You know who my father is? 118 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:31,563 Benjamin Ashby II, hedge fund manager. 119 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,933 We have a jet. We'll send you anywhere in the world. 120 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:37,503 Best case, that's somewhere far away from you, Beck. 121 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:41,073 Worst case, that ends with prison time. 122 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,643 Not an option. 123 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:48,113 It's a poppy seed bagel, extra schmear. 124 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:50,749 Go to hell. 125 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,085 I don't eat gluten. 126 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,621 It's an allergy, okay? That shit is real. 127 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:58,624 Gluten, dairy, if I ate a peanut, I could die. 128 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,560 Well, gosh, whatever can I get you? 129 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:04,530 I'd just like a bare burger wrapped in chard. 130 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,298 Or I could do sushi. 131 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,466 Sushi? 132 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:10,971 My diet is limited. Please? 133 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,406 Whoever you are, you're not a killer. 134 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,075 Oh, how I wish I was. 135 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,177 This would be much less complicated. 136 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:20,245 Let me out of here. 137 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:23,449 I won't say anything to anyone. 138 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,884 He doesn't even know my name. I can figure this out. 139 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:28,120 I'm claustrophobic. 140 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:31,157 My blood sugar's low. 141 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,728 Is this sugar? 142 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,731 I found it in your wallet along with three bars of Xanax, 143 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,467 Adderall, half a sheet of, I think, acid, is it? 144 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:43,068 Whatever. It's not even for me. 145 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,169 I network. I own a business. 146 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:45,637 That's right, Home Soda. 147 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:47,873 It's artisanal. It's gonna blow up. 148 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,141 Is it? 149 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,643 Do your investors know you do heroin? 150 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:54,880 Or your--your father? How about your girlfriend? 151 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:58,184 I don't have a girlfriend. 152 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:03,055 Oh, shit! 153 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,759 That's where I know you from. 154 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,062 You were in the cab! 155 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,463 Beck's cab! 156 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:12,898 She--she said your name. 157 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:15,134 It's Jimmy. No. 158 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,936 This is Joe. He literally saved my life. 159 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,271 It's Joe! 160 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,774 Now, that's a complication. 161 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,843 Do not tell me that you're doing this because of Beck. 162 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:26,111 She's not my girlfriend. 163 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,513 You can have her! 164 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:28,647 Take her! 165 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,049 Careful, Benji. 166 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,550 Not winning any points. 167 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:32,584 If you knew her, 168 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,920 you would not be putting me in a cage 169 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:38,892 and ruining your life over Guinevere Goddamn Beck! 170 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,095 If you want out, 171 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,831 you'll do what I want. 172 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,771 The days of being with a man who doesn't value you, 173 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:54,273 those are over. 174 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:57,077 If we can get over the first date hump. 175 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:00,979 Can't help it, worried about Benji. 176 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,714 That's why it's so crucial Benji's out of your picture. 177 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:04,616 Please, he's off getting shit-faced. 178 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:06,585 Or he's in some kind of trouble. 179 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:09,121 What we have right now is just a little spark. 180 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,023 Every choice is a message. 181 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,860 With Candace, I always felt like I was pushing. 182 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,963 But now I realize, can't force it, 183 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,932 the timing, the spark. 184 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,634 So you tell me if you're too distracted, Beck. 185 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:25,337 You decide. 186 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,374 Sure. Looking forward. Free at six. 187 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,893 So it was just one of those cheesy diaries with a lock, 188 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:49,761 but I couldn't stop writing. 189 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:53,499 I just--I felt better having it all down on paper, you know? 190 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,667 And then I did this little creative writing assignment 191 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,569 and it just blew my teacher's mind. 192 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:00,072 She acted like it was the best thing she'd... 193 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,708 Honestly, part of me thought this date would never come, 194 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,410 and now it feels so easy, so right. 195 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:08,947 This is how our story goes, Beck. 196 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,250 And here I am. 197 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:14,853 Sometimes you just, you do things on instinct 198 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:18,390 because you have to, and then you scramble, you know. 199 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:22,294 Yeah, I kinda know. 200 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,563 I totally didn't Google you, but if I did, 201 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,266 I might discover you aren't on social media. 202 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:30,903 Fact, it renders you insanely vulnerable with zero upside. 203 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,437 I'm an old-fashioned guy. 204 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:34,439 I like real life. 205 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,908 What about your job? 206 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,276 Bookstore manager or-- 207 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,411 or international super spy, which is-- 208 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,448 I mean, is that your goal or-- 209 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,851 I know I'm in a city full of people 210 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:48,654 with--with--with big, fat neon sign aspirations. 211 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:52,625 And I know it's not cool to say and it's not big and flashy... 212 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,063 but I love books, 213 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:02,834 and I want my life to be about what I actually love. 214 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:05,738 Yeah, I get that. 215 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:13,712 Sorry, just a second, okay? 216 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,014 Yeah, go ahead. 217 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:19,117 Hey. 218 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:22,120 Yeah, I know it's serious, Peach. 219 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,522 I'm the one who told you I was worried. 220 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:26,826 Okay. Yes, I'm coming. 221 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,898 I'm sorry, I have to go. 222 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,968 This friend, he just--apparently he had to go meet someone 223 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,669 and never came back. 224 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,971 It's worrying. 225 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,472 We can pick it up some other time if you have to. 226 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,674 All right, thank you. 227 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:44,643 I hope your friend is okay. 228 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,311 I thought I'd done it, 229 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,447 gotten Benji out of our way. 230 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,683 Looks like I have to finish the job. 231 00:10:52,954 --> 00:10:54,788 To figure out what to do with the poster boy 232 00:10:54,789 --> 00:10:56,690 for white male privilege in the cage, 233 00:10:56,691 --> 00:10:58,959 I need to understand who he truly is. 234 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,296 And to do that, I need to know what he cares about. 235 00:11:02,297 --> 00:11:03,764 This is totally unfair. 236 00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:05,266 If I knew you were gonna quiz me, 237 00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:07,001 I'd have put more recent books on the list. 238 00:11:07,002 --> 00:11:09,503 So bottom line, you've never even read "On the Road". 239 00:11:09,504 --> 00:11:11,138 It's very possible to read a book 240 00:11:11,139 --> 00:11:14,041 without having to read it in the traditional manner. 241 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:15,175 You can read about a book. 242 00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:19,380 Yeah, I get it. 243 00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:20,614 You're a fraud. 244 00:11:20,615 --> 00:11:22,549 Here, give me the stupid book. 245 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:24,652 I'll read it right now, you sadistic prick. 246 00:11:24,653 --> 00:11:27,788 Anything to get me out of here. 247 00:11:27,789 --> 00:11:29,957 I do understand something about you now, Beck. 248 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:33,494 You somehow think this guy is all you deserve. 249 00:11:33,495 --> 00:11:35,229 You're looking a little gray and mealy in there. 250 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:37,631 Yeah, no shit. You stole my stash! 251 00:11:37,632 --> 00:11:40,200 I thought it wasn't for you. 252 00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:42,369 Fine. 253 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:45,606 You happy? It's mine. I'm a chipper. 254 00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:48,742 I never do it more than three days in a row. 255 00:11:48,743 --> 00:11:50,110 And I'm quitting. 256 00:11:50,111 --> 00:11:53,515 Okay, only if you're quitting. 257 00:12:02,457 --> 00:12:04,591 Doesn't work that way. 258 00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:07,896 It's only one way. 259 00:12:09,631 --> 00:12:12,500 Thank you. Thank you. 260 00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:19,474 Just one more thing. 261 00:12:21,076 --> 00:12:22,077 Password. 262 00:12:30,118 --> 00:12:32,052 Leanna. 263 00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:33,821 L-E-A-N-N-A. 264 00:12:33,822 --> 00:12:37,057 His phone lock is another girl's name, Beck. 265 00:12:37,058 --> 00:12:39,928 Jesus Christ. 266 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:42,997 Oh, yeah. 267 00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:52,506 Well, he's been living a frankly off-brand life 268 00:12:52,507 --> 00:12:54,441 for a guy who markets health soda. 269 00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:56,210 Based on the evidence, 270 00:12:56,211 --> 00:12:57,678 he's not missing you when you're gone. 271 00:12:57,679 --> 00:13:00,115 You don't mean anything to him. 272 00:13:09,023 --> 00:13:10,624 Say cheese. 273 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,192 I was worried. I called his mother. 274 00:13:12,193 --> 00:13:13,727 We were about to call the police, and he's high 275 00:13:13,728 --> 00:13:15,329 in some random shitburg in Massachusetts 276 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:17,464 according to his geolocation. 277 00:13:17,465 --> 00:13:20,033 Don't say geolocation. You're not a stalker. 278 00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:22,136 At least we know he's fine, just being the worst. 279 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:25,773 So we're all gonna go try that new bar tonight, right? 280 00:13:25,774 --> 00:13:26,708 In SoHo. 281 00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:28,375 You are such a lush. 282 00:13:28,376 --> 00:13:30,310 Shit, I can't go. I'm sorry. 283 00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:33,313 I'm supposed to have drinks with my thesis adviser. 284 00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:34,715 Oh. 285 00:13:34,716 --> 00:13:37,451 Ugh, scale of one to ten, how pervy? 286 00:13:37,452 --> 00:13:39,119 He won an award for a book of poems 287 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,656 that probably has 35 references to, like, vagina lips. 288 00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:44,725 Well, banging your professor is like a grad school 289 00:13:44,726 --> 00:13:46,160 - rite of passage. - Is it? 290 00:13:46,161 --> 00:13:48,061 Annika's like the Wikipedia page for slut, so... 291 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:50,464 Whatever. I banged my bio professor. 292 00:13:50,465 --> 00:13:51,799 It was fine. 293 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,400 Notably, I passed the class. 294 00:13:53,401 --> 00:13:55,002 You know, eyes on the prize. 295 00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:56,403 Ovary up, girl. 296 00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:58,839 Beck doesn't want to ovary up. 297 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,741 He controls my status as a T.A. 298 00:14:00,742 --> 00:14:02,142 He could knock me out of my housing. 299 00:14:02,143 --> 00:14:04,845 Or you could not figure it out and report him. 300 00:14:04,846 --> 00:14:07,014 I think it only works that way in the movies. 301 00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:11,051 Whatever. We're seeing you tomorrow. 302 00:14:11,052 --> 00:14:12,719 My party. 303 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:16,490 Tomorrow is the anniversary of my parents' divorce. 304 00:14:16,491 --> 00:14:19,026 The party I always have to distract myself. 305 00:14:19,027 --> 00:14:21,663 Of course. Sorry. I'm coming. 306 00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:29,970 One more line, man, come on. 307 00:14:29,971 --> 00:14:33,474 Just tell me your plan and I will help you. 308 00:14:33,475 --> 00:14:35,242 Where is she right now? 309 00:14:35,243 --> 00:14:37,311 She's partying her face off with Lynn and Annika, right? 310 00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:39,813 Actually, she's about to meet her thesis adviser, 311 00:14:39,814 --> 00:14:42,850 but glad to hear you take her seriously. 312 00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:47,521 See, this is what I'm telling you. 313 00:14:47,522 --> 00:14:50,491 You see this hardworking writer chick. 314 00:14:50,492 --> 00:14:52,226 How could you not? 315 00:14:52,227 --> 00:14:54,328 She's branded the living shit out of herself 316 00:14:54,329 --> 00:14:55,562 across the Internet. 317 00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:57,130 I want you to know, 318 00:14:57,131 --> 00:14:58,765 if I wasn't about to be late to see you, 319 00:14:58,766 --> 00:15:00,701 I would beat this guy bloody 320 00:15:00,702 --> 00:15:02,669 for the way he talks about you. 321 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:06,707 I'm telling you, this is her thing. 322 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:09,743 Right now, she's got on red lipstick 323 00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:13,347 and she's getting ready to work her professor hard 324 00:15:13,348 --> 00:15:15,549 for that "A". 325 00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:18,585 I'll see you later, Benji. 326 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:20,554 Hey, come back. 327 00:15:20,555 --> 00:15:23,558 I'm hungry! 328 00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,101 There's a directness. 329 00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:36,503 That's what's special about your work. 330 00:15:36,504 --> 00:15:38,906 So if it's not direct to the bone, cut it. 331 00:15:38,907 --> 00:15:41,942 Thanks. That's really helpful. 332 00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:45,078 And coming from you, it means a lot. 333 00:15:45,079 --> 00:15:48,649 A lot of people find a direct woman irresistible. 334 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:51,552 You should lean into that in your life as well. 335 00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:54,688 Yeah, easier said than done. 336 00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:57,491 Well, you can always practice on me. 337 00:15:57,492 --> 00:16:00,594 I'm safe. 338 00:16:00,595 --> 00:16:03,164 You really have nothing to be nervous about. 339 00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:08,268 The world is your bright red apple. 340 00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:11,940 You think he writes these lines in advance like a poem? 341 00:16:14,509 --> 00:16:16,777 I wish I had your... confidence. 342 00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:22,416 Putting your work out into the world is a service. 343 00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:24,117 I'll try and remember that. 344 00:16:24,118 --> 00:16:26,086 I wouldn't tell you if you weren't talented. 345 00:16:26,087 --> 00:16:28,422 I'm happy to share all my secrets. 346 00:16:28,423 --> 00:16:33,094 So, Beck, maybe it's time to acknowledge what there is here. 347 00:16:43,037 --> 00:16:46,674 Don't touch me. It's not sexy, it's repulsive. 348 00:16:51,145 --> 00:16:52,279 Sorry, but this is-- 349 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,680 You invited me to. 350 00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,482 No, I didn't. 351 00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:57,250 You flirt brazenly. 352 00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:59,419 You wear clothes so sheer I can see your nipples. 353 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:00,887 What do you call that? 354 00:17:00,888 --> 00:17:02,356 - It's crazy. - If you're gonna stay 355 00:17:02,357 --> 00:17:06,093 on the safe side of the plausible deniability zone, 356 00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:08,428 cover your tits, 357 00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:10,297 stop the blow-job eyes, 358 00:17:10,298 --> 00:17:13,767 and write... better. 359 00:17:13,768 --> 00:17:15,469 I like you, 360 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:17,170 but clearly you're overworked. 361 00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:21,241 It's only right to release you from the T.A. position. 362 00:17:21,242 --> 00:17:22,342 No. No, please. 363 00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:25,545 Get some rest. 364 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,147 You're right to be angry. 365 00:17:27,148 --> 00:17:30,817 Some things can't just be allowed to be. 366 00:17:30,818 --> 00:17:33,788 Something has to be done about someone like him. 367 00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:50,270 Hello. 368 00:17:50,271 --> 00:17:53,006 Hey, where are you? 369 00:17:53,007 --> 00:17:55,042 I'm in the Village. 370 00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:59,079 Maybe we can finish our talk. 371 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,283 Yeah, I'll be there in 15. 372 00:18:13,729 --> 00:18:15,430 Are you staring at my lipstick? 373 00:18:15,431 --> 00:18:16,698 No, no. No, I'm not. 374 00:18:16,699 --> 00:18:18,132 I'm not. No, it's just different. 375 00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:21,536 No, I just--I wanted to try something new, 376 00:18:21,537 --> 00:18:23,805 but you're right, it's not really me. 377 00:18:23,806 --> 00:18:25,773 So why did you call me? 378 00:18:25,774 --> 00:18:28,342 I don't know. Spontaneous impulse. 379 00:18:28,343 --> 00:18:30,378 That's okay. You'll learn you can tell me anything. 380 00:18:30,379 --> 00:18:31,879 We cut it short last time because a friend of yours, 381 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,281 he was missing, right? 382 00:18:33,282 --> 00:18:36,350 Oh, God, he's fine. He's just an idiot. 383 00:18:36,351 --> 00:18:38,486 Agree with you there, but you want to keep it light. 384 00:18:38,487 --> 00:18:40,021 I can do that. 385 00:18:40,022 --> 00:18:43,091 Okay, this couple here coming in the door, 386 00:18:43,092 --> 00:18:45,393 what do you think, first date? 387 00:18:45,394 --> 00:18:49,230 Third. She's not sure she wants to seal the deal. 388 00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:50,865 Hmm. 389 00:18:50,866 --> 00:18:53,601 And those two. 390 00:18:53,602 --> 00:18:55,470 Where? 391 00:18:55,471 --> 00:18:56,738 Brink of divorce. 392 00:18:56,739 --> 00:19:00,341 Ooh, that's cold. 393 00:19:00,342 --> 00:19:03,011 Okay. 394 00:19:04,713 --> 00:19:06,380 Oh, that's easy. 395 00:19:06,381 --> 00:19:09,884 It's us in 30 years. 396 00:19:09,885 --> 00:19:11,886 And that was way too much. 397 00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:13,555 I love that. 398 00:19:16,058 --> 00:19:17,992 Wow, you're in super good shape for an old guy. 399 00:19:17,993 --> 00:19:20,461 Thank you, and you, if I may say, 400 00:19:20,462 --> 00:19:23,397 are hot as ever. 401 00:19:23,398 --> 00:19:24,999 But in a dignified, age-appropriate away. 402 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,337 It's all the yoga. It keeps me young. 403 00:19:31,607 --> 00:19:34,442 To be honest, Joe, I'm so happy 404 00:19:34,443 --> 00:19:36,911 that you could come tonight. 405 00:19:36,912 --> 00:19:38,412 It's been the worst day. 406 00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:41,549 My thesis adviser, he made a pass at me. 407 00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:42,784 Oh, you're kidding. 408 00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:44,552 The most embarrassing part is 409 00:19:44,553 --> 00:19:47,622 I actually thought he believed in me and my work. 410 00:19:47,623 --> 00:19:49,123 This isn't your fault. 411 00:19:49,124 --> 00:19:51,392 Yeah, but dumb shit like this happens all the time. 412 00:19:51,393 --> 00:19:54,228 I'm starting to think I'm some kind of magnet 413 00:19:54,229 --> 00:19:58,000 for, like, dudes with serious issues. 414 00:19:59,535 --> 00:20:02,570 So what are you gonna do about your thesis adviser? 415 00:20:02,571 --> 00:20:04,873 I don't know. Get through it. 416 00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:10,045 I believe in you. 417 00:20:13,949 --> 00:20:16,317 Hey, do you want to come to a party with me tomorrow? 418 00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:18,186 Already booking our next date. 419 00:20:18,187 --> 00:20:21,689 It's at a friend, Peach Salinger's. 420 00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:23,357 Like J.D. Salinger? 421 00:20:23,358 --> 00:20:24,592 I mean, yes. 422 00:20:24,593 --> 00:20:25,860 Whoa! Wow. 423 00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:27,662 But she doesn't like to talk about it. 424 00:20:27,663 --> 00:20:28,996 And she's a sweetheart. 425 00:20:28,997 --> 00:20:31,632 Her family's just a little, you know? 426 00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:33,602 Yeah, whose isn't? 427 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,716 Mm. I like yours better. 428 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,287 Well, let's give thanks to our lord Stephen King, 429 00:20:53,288 --> 00:20:55,056 who bestoweth books so that our bookstores 430 00:20:55,057 --> 00:20:57,592 in third dimensional locations may live. 431 00:20:57,593 --> 00:21:00,795 It's cool how you get in the monster's POV. 432 00:21:00,796 --> 00:21:02,997 You understand why he does stuff. 433 00:21:02,998 --> 00:21:05,333 Almost like it's... 434 00:21:05,334 --> 00:21:06,734 Justified? 435 00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:08,836 Yeah, but then it's weird, 436 00:21:08,837 --> 00:21:10,404 'cause he's bad but not all bad. 437 00:21:10,405 --> 00:21:12,139 Quick Twitter break for Benj. 438 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,608 Maybe Dr. Frankenstein's the bad one 439 00:21:13,609 --> 00:21:17,478 for even making him, right? 440 00:21:17,479 --> 00:21:20,281 Well, I think it's open to your interpretation. 441 00:21:20,282 --> 00:21:22,451 You ready? 442 00:21:23,752 --> 00:21:26,821 Let's do it then. Release the kraken! 443 00:21:26,822 --> 00:21:29,190 Hey, come on in. Hey, good morning. 444 00:21:29,191 --> 00:21:31,525 Cookies, homemade, not just for me. 445 00:21:31,526 --> 00:21:33,761 Get a book. 446 00:21:33,762 --> 00:21:37,465 Thank you so much. Your receipt is in the book. 447 00:21:37,466 --> 00:21:39,233 Whoa, we need another box already. 448 00:21:39,234 --> 00:21:40,868 Ethan, can you watch the register for a second? 449 00:21:40,869 --> 00:21:42,103 Kid ran down to the basement to get it. 450 00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:43,771 I'm an idiot. What? No. 451 00:21:43,772 --> 00:21:44,973 Yeah, I saw him grab the key. 452 00:21:46,475 --> 00:21:47,476 Paco! 453 00:21:59,288 --> 00:22:01,856 Paco! 454 00:22:01,857 --> 00:22:03,024 What did I say? 455 00:22:03,025 --> 00:22:04,392 I'm sorry. 456 00:22:04,393 --> 00:22:05,927 I told you not to come down here. 457 00:22:05,928 --> 00:22:07,495 I just wanted to grab a book. 458 00:22:07,496 --> 00:22:09,263 Don't be an idiot! Why would you do that? 459 00:22:09,264 --> 00:22:10,465 - I'm sorry. - Why? 460 00:22:23,312 --> 00:22:26,714 So what happened with you and Professor Vaj Lips? 461 00:22:26,715 --> 00:22:29,183 Let's just say I better find a better job 462 00:22:29,184 --> 00:22:30,518 or some kind of housing or-- 463 00:22:30,519 --> 00:22:33,255 I don't know. 464 00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:38,159 Okay, enough of this shit. 465 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,028 Peach, no. I can't-- I can't accept it. 466 00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:42,463 Stop. 467 00:22:42,464 --> 00:22:46,101 It's just first, last, and a deposit, okay. 468 00:22:48,036 --> 00:22:49,904 Don't be so noble, okay. 469 00:22:49,905 --> 00:22:52,306 Just take the check and stop stressing. 470 00:22:52,307 --> 00:22:54,409 Here. 471 00:23:01,984 --> 00:23:04,018 Jesus Christ. 472 00:23:04,019 --> 00:23:07,254 If you want to kill me, what the hell are you waiting for? 473 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:09,857 Why would I want to kill him? 474 00:23:09,858 --> 00:23:11,392 Who wants to kill people? 475 00:23:11,393 --> 00:23:12,793 Three cups, 476 00:23:12,794 --> 00:23:15,062 one is your brand, Home Soda. 477 00:23:15,063 --> 00:23:16,664 It's the best, right? 478 00:23:16,665 --> 00:23:18,065 So prove it. 479 00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:19,467 Tell me which one it is. 480 00:23:19,468 --> 00:23:21,669 If I get this right, I get a fix? 481 00:23:21,670 --> 00:23:24,672 If you get this right, 482 00:23:24,673 --> 00:23:27,409 I'll let you out. 483 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,690 I need a palate cleanser. 484 00:23:42,691 --> 00:23:44,559 Cup two. 485 00:23:50,365 --> 00:23:51,867 Three. 486 00:23:59,775 --> 00:24:02,910 One, two, or three? 487 00:24:02,911 --> 00:24:05,180 I don't know. 488 00:24:07,482 --> 00:24:10,317 Wait! None of them, okay! 489 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:12,987 They all taste like stale, cheap drugstore soda. 490 00:24:12,988 --> 00:24:16,190 They're not mine. 491 00:24:16,191 --> 00:24:17,558 They're all yours. 492 00:24:17,559 --> 00:24:18,959 That's bullshit! 493 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,896 Home Soda is, obviously. 494 00:24:21,897 --> 00:24:24,298 Let me out of here! 495 00:24:24,299 --> 00:24:26,267 Let me out of here! 496 00:24:26,268 --> 00:24:29,337 You psychopath! 497 00:24:33,575 --> 00:24:35,342 Fine! 498 00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:38,245 You win! I lose! 499 00:24:38,246 --> 00:24:40,347 We all lose. 500 00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:44,685 What am I gonna do with this lying sack of shit, Beck? 501 00:24:44,686 --> 00:24:46,788 You want Beck, right? 502 00:24:48,090 --> 00:24:50,357 Let's--let's be clear. 503 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:54,195 She does not want to be with a guy like you. 504 00:24:54,196 --> 00:24:56,430 I can help you. 505 00:24:56,431 --> 00:24:59,667 No. Actually, she invited me to a party tonight. 506 00:24:59,668 --> 00:25:00,935 To Peach Salinger's. 507 00:25:00,936 --> 00:25:04,572 A Salinger party, oh, Joe. 508 00:25:04,573 --> 00:25:07,575 She--she's taking you to add texture. 509 00:25:07,576 --> 00:25:09,310 She wants to seem interesting, 510 00:25:09,311 --> 00:25:11,979 like she hangs out with real folk. 511 00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:13,881 She's deep, she's an artist. 512 00:25:13,882 --> 00:25:15,483 Truth? 513 00:25:15,484 --> 00:25:17,718 Beck will always leave someone like you 514 00:25:17,719 --> 00:25:20,154 for someone who can take her places. 515 00:25:20,155 --> 00:25:22,256 We never made it to a single party 516 00:25:22,257 --> 00:25:24,225 'cause she couldn't jump on me fast enough. 517 00:25:24,226 --> 00:25:27,329 She's playing you for a chump, my friend. 518 00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:34,468 So yeah, it was really bad. 519 00:25:34,469 --> 00:25:37,304 Basically, food poisoning is the reason why 520 00:25:37,305 --> 00:25:38,873 Peach and I are friends. 521 00:25:38,874 --> 00:25:40,508 Puke does bond you. 522 00:25:40,509 --> 00:25:42,276 She show you her ladle? 523 00:25:42,277 --> 00:25:43,777 She's got this red kitchen ladle. 524 00:25:43,778 --> 00:25:45,646 It's a whole call-you-daddy, spank me thing. 525 00:25:45,647 --> 00:25:48,082 She's kinky as shit with me 526 00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:50,151 because I'm loaded. 527 00:25:50,152 --> 00:25:51,952 Not you 'cause-- 'cause who are you? 528 00:25:51,953 --> 00:25:54,655 So hopefully nothing gastrointestinal happens, 529 00:25:54,656 --> 00:25:58,994 but I do hope you guys like each other. 530 00:26:03,732 --> 00:26:05,499 You want to change that. 531 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,936 You need me. 532 00:26:11,339 --> 00:26:13,308 Shit. 533 00:26:17,647 --> 00:26:20,916 One look and I can tell you, not my crowd. 534 00:26:20,917 --> 00:26:25,687 What they are is everything Benji claims you want to be. 535 00:26:25,688 --> 00:26:26,988 Beckalish. 536 00:26:26,989 --> 00:26:28,523 Hi. 537 00:26:28,524 --> 00:26:29,925 Hey. 538 00:26:29,926 --> 00:26:31,526 Mwah, mwah. 539 00:26:31,527 --> 00:26:32,827 - Here you go. - Thank you. 540 00:26:32,828 --> 00:26:34,696 Is this Joseph? 541 00:26:34,697 --> 00:26:35,864 Joe. 542 00:26:35,865 --> 00:26:37,132 Am I just texture here, Beck? 543 00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:39,067 Now, Joseph... 544 00:26:39,068 --> 00:26:40,468 Just--just Joe. 545 00:26:40,469 --> 00:26:42,103 I'm gonna have to borrow our friend here. 546 00:26:42,104 --> 00:26:44,472 So make yourself at home. Everyone here is friendly. 547 00:26:44,473 --> 00:26:46,976 Brown people don't bite. 548 00:26:48,277 --> 00:26:50,413 Alumni. 549 00:26:52,848 --> 00:26:53,949 Where'd you go? 550 00:26:53,950 --> 00:26:55,884 I didn't. 551 00:26:55,885 --> 00:26:57,252 Hmm. 552 00:26:57,253 --> 00:26:59,188 Come on. 553 00:27:09,232 --> 00:27:10,832 I blacked out. 554 00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:14,269 Annika Atwater, rich and #carefree, 555 00:27:14,270 --> 00:27:16,871 building a brand as a body positive influencer, 556 00:27:16,872 --> 00:27:18,573 which seems to involve 557 00:27:18,574 --> 00:27:21,443 wearing a lot of free stuff on Instagram. 558 00:27:21,444 --> 00:27:24,546 Lynn Lieser, publicist, #cocktaillover. 559 00:27:24,547 --> 00:27:26,448 Daughter of a surgeon and tech CEO, adopted, 560 00:27:26,449 --> 00:27:30,019 and has all the smugness, none of the angst. 561 00:28:04,186 --> 00:28:06,154 If you have a full set, each one of them is worth 562 00:28:06,155 --> 00:28:08,356 three times as much for a collector. 563 00:28:08,357 --> 00:28:10,425 You've read that one? 564 00:28:10,426 --> 00:28:13,328 Just the first one. 565 00:28:13,329 --> 00:28:16,632 Typical. 566 00:28:18,634 --> 00:28:21,937 You think I need some illiterate working in my shop? 567 00:28:23,439 --> 00:28:25,206 No, hey. 568 00:28:25,207 --> 00:28:26,574 If you want to work in this shop, 569 00:28:26,575 --> 00:28:29,611 you learn the value of these books. 570 00:28:29,612 --> 00:28:31,546 Mr. Mooney, please. 571 00:28:31,547 --> 00:28:34,616 Everything you need is in there. 572 00:28:34,617 --> 00:28:36,151 - Please! - Joseph. 573 00:28:36,152 --> 00:28:38,788 There you are. 574 00:28:40,089 --> 00:28:41,823 It's Joe, just Joe. 575 00:28:41,824 --> 00:28:44,492 This is a lovely collection, Peaches. 576 00:28:44,493 --> 00:28:47,095 It's Peach, and, I mean, you've 577 00:28:47,096 --> 00:28:50,432 probably read more of these books than I have. 578 00:28:50,433 --> 00:28:53,069 A good salesman has to know his product, right? 579 00:28:54,603 --> 00:28:58,940 So you met Beck at a book shop, right? 580 00:28:58,941 --> 00:29:00,642 That's right. 581 00:29:00,643 --> 00:29:02,844 Only in New York. 582 00:29:02,845 --> 00:29:04,412 And then you just happened to meet again. 583 00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:07,949 Casual tone, detective eyes. 584 00:29:07,950 --> 00:29:09,617 Well, it's lucky we did. 585 00:29:09,618 --> 00:29:12,220 She was on the tracks at the time. 586 00:29:12,221 --> 00:29:13,888 So I heard. 587 00:29:13,889 --> 00:29:15,623 Oh, God, thank goodness for you. 588 00:29:15,624 --> 00:29:19,094 I mean, being in Greenpoint of all places 589 00:29:19,095 --> 00:29:22,965 at the very right moment. 590 00:29:25,568 --> 00:29:28,070 Oh, it's time for the toast. 591 00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:43,685 So in the time I was in there, 592 00:29:43,686 --> 00:29:46,321 you attract Benji 2.0. 593 00:29:46,322 --> 00:29:48,456 Peach looks thrilled. 594 00:29:48,457 --> 00:29:50,058 Are you thrilled? 595 00:29:50,059 --> 00:29:52,361 What do you want? 596 00:30:02,571 --> 00:30:04,739 So which Beck are you? 597 00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:07,910 The one I see or the one Benji does? 598 00:30:13,182 --> 00:30:15,150 Hey, stranger. 599 00:30:15,151 --> 00:30:17,318 How are you holding up? 600 00:30:17,319 --> 00:30:19,622 Having fun? 601 00:30:23,759 --> 00:30:26,896 Beck. 602 00:30:27,963 --> 00:30:31,633 Why did you bring me here? 603 00:30:31,634 --> 00:30:34,903 I don't know. I thought it could be fun? 604 00:30:34,904 --> 00:30:37,505 I don't think I have a lot in common 605 00:30:37,506 --> 00:30:40,575 with your other friends. 606 00:30:40,576 --> 00:30:43,012 I like that about you. 607 00:30:45,548 --> 00:30:47,515 I always think I'm gonna love these things, 608 00:30:47,516 --> 00:30:49,384 yet somehow never do. 609 00:30:49,385 --> 00:30:51,453 Then why did we come? 610 00:30:51,454 --> 00:30:54,389 It's been this way since Brown. 611 00:30:54,390 --> 00:30:56,991 Just feels like I'm getting sucked in 612 00:30:56,992 --> 00:30:59,127 and I could just be me, 613 00:30:59,128 --> 00:31:02,664 yet that somehow never feels quite good enough. 614 00:31:02,665 --> 00:31:05,400 You know, I stole this dress to fit in, 615 00:31:05,401 --> 00:31:06,601 which is pathetic. 616 00:31:06,602 --> 00:31:08,002 I don't know about that. 617 00:31:08,003 --> 00:31:09,771 Yeah, not as pathetic as the fact that Peach 618 00:31:09,772 --> 00:31:11,473 wrote me a check to keep me afloat, 619 00:31:11,474 --> 00:31:14,477 which I don't want to cash but now I have to. 620 00:31:17,446 --> 00:31:20,715 Look, if you're not one of them, 621 00:31:20,716 --> 00:31:23,551 it's just 'cause stuff didn't just get handed to you. 622 00:31:23,552 --> 00:31:24,986 It didn't. 623 00:31:24,987 --> 00:31:26,688 Right, and when it's like that, 624 00:31:26,689 --> 00:31:30,959 sometimes, to survive... 625 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,730 you have to show some teeth. 626 00:31:35,731 --> 00:31:39,935 And I'm guessing that yours are pretty sharp. 627 00:31:49,778 --> 00:31:52,313 I'm glad we met, glad we're friends. 628 00:31:52,314 --> 00:31:53,015 For the love of Christ. 629 00:31:59,089 --> 00:32:01,557 - Joe? - I know that voice. 630 00:32:01,558 --> 00:32:04,093 Joe Goldberg? 631 00:32:04,094 --> 00:32:06,663 Maddie Johnson. I'm Candace's friend. 632 00:32:06,664 --> 00:32:09,132 Great, a little soon for you to hear this, Beck, 633 00:32:09,133 --> 00:32:10,300 but here we go. 634 00:32:10,301 --> 00:32:12,568 Wow, Maddie, that's crazy. 635 00:32:12,569 --> 00:32:14,070 It's so good to see you. 636 00:32:14,071 --> 00:32:15,371 This is Beck. 637 00:32:15,372 --> 00:32:17,707 Hey. 638 00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:20,944 So I heard about you and Candace. 639 00:32:20,945 --> 00:32:22,845 You know, I thought we were pretty happy, 640 00:32:22,846 --> 00:32:26,449 but she thought she could be happier with some guy in Rome. 641 00:32:26,450 --> 00:32:29,319 So you know, I get it. She's following her bliss. 642 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,523 It's just how she left so suddenly. 643 00:32:34,558 --> 00:32:36,125 I mean, we were all kind of hurt. 644 00:32:36,126 --> 00:32:38,928 Would you excuse us? My Uber is here. 645 00:32:38,929 --> 00:32:40,229 It was nice to meet you. 646 00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:43,500 Sorry. It was good to see you, Maddie. 647 00:32:46,303 --> 00:32:50,039 I just felt like that needed to be over. 648 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,243 Let's get you home. 649 00:32:57,948 --> 00:32:59,482 Be here for Paco. 650 00:32:59,483 --> 00:33:02,352 What could he possibly need from me? 651 00:33:02,353 --> 00:33:04,755 He needs someone who isn't drunk, Ron, how about that? 652 00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:11,961 What the hell is wrong with you, punching a wall? 653 00:33:11,962 --> 00:33:14,998 Solve our problems. 654 00:33:14,999 --> 00:33:17,333 I'm sorry. 655 00:33:17,334 --> 00:33:18,334 It's okay. 656 00:33:18,335 --> 00:33:19,902 It's not okay to yell. 657 00:33:19,903 --> 00:33:21,771 Grown-ups do it all the time. 658 00:33:21,772 --> 00:33:22,873 Grown-ups are assholes. 659 00:33:24,842 --> 00:33:28,345 Some people used to yell at me, too, you know. 660 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,815 And I don't want to be like them. 661 00:33:32,816 --> 00:33:34,118 I got you something. 662 00:33:45,429 --> 00:33:49,465 I can't take this in the house. 663 00:33:49,466 --> 00:33:50,467 Ron. 664 00:33:54,405 --> 00:33:56,005 So all the bathrooms in the building 665 00:33:56,006 --> 00:33:57,607 have the same kind of ceiling. 666 00:33:57,608 --> 00:33:59,509 So go in the bathroom. 667 00:33:59,510 --> 00:34:03,613 The ceiling tiles around the vent move if you push them. 668 00:34:03,614 --> 00:34:05,681 So you push one... 669 00:34:05,682 --> 00:34:10,253 pop the book in there, slide it closed. 670 00:34:10,254 --> 00:34:12,655 Like a secret hiding place. 671 00:34:12,656 --> 00:34:14,791 Cool. 672 00:34:14,792 --> 00:34:16,592 Thank you. 673 00:34:16,593 --> 00:34:19,062 Mm-hmm. 674 00:34:19,063 --> 00:34:21,698 Have a good night, Paco. 675 00:34:24,034 --> 00:34:26,970 If you want it, it's here. 676 00:34:40,484 --> 00:34:43,352 You are not responsible for my feelings, 677 00:34:43,353 --> 00:34:45,855 I am, but for the record, 678 00:34:45,856 --> 00:34:50,493 I feel like congealed, day-old egg rolls right about now. 679 00:34:50,494 --> 00:34:53,763 What was the point of taking me to that party? 680 00:34:53,764 --> 00:34:55,631 Benji was right. 681 00:34:55,632 --> 00:34:56,934 Benji! 682 00:35:16,787 --> 00:35:18,888 Honestly, I get how he feels. 683 00:35:18,889 --> 00:35:21,124 You left me here to die! 684 00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:22,860 You left me here to die! 685 00:35:26,263 --> 00:35:29,566 Enough of this, just kill me! 686 00:35:42,112 --> 00:35:45,348 Hi. 687 00:35:45,349 --> 00:35:47,617 I-- 688 00:35:47,618 --> 00:35:51,120 I just--I want to ask you to please reconsider. 689 00:35:51,121 --> 00:35:54,824 I need the T.A. job. 690 00:35:54,825 --> 00:35:57,260 I need housing. 691 00:35:57,261 --> 00:36:01,331 Can we maybe discuss placing me with another adviser? 692 00:36:02,366 --> 00:36:04,066 It's the middle of the term. 693 00:36:04,067 --> 00:36:06,869 I know. 694 00:36:06,870 --> 00:36:09,372 Inconvenient, but it's-- 695 00:36:09,373 --> 00:36:12,208 it's really important. 696 00:36:12,209 --> 00:36:14,510 I wish you the best. 697 00:36:14,511 --> 00:36:18,014 But I really can't, in good conscience, do that. 698 00:36:18,015 --> 00:36:21,218 I understand. 699 00:36:33,764 --> 00:36:35,631 So I-- 700 00:36:35,632 --> 00:36:38,702 I guess I'm realizing I have no choice... 701 00:36:46,410 --> 00:36:49,279 but to share this. 702 00:36:51,782 --> 00:36:54,250 And that is? 703 00:36:54,251 --> 00:36:57,386 Well, it can fit in one tweet. 704 00:36:57,387 --> 00:37:00,256 A list of six women who have a story about you. 705 00:37:00,257 --> 00:37:02,825 Not hard to find, didn't take much asking around. 706 00:37:02,826 --> 00:37:03,926 What's the term again, 707 00:37:03,927 --> 00:37:06,229 harassment or misconduct? 708 00:37:06,230 --> 00:37:07,863 Anyway, they were too scared to come forward, 709 00:37:07,864 --> 00:37:11,734 but then we realized it's harder to dismiss seven women 710 00:37:11,735 --> 00:37:13,569 with the same story. 711 00:37:13,570 --> 00:37:16,472 That's not possible. 712 00:37:16,473 --> 00:37:17,873 I've done nothing inappropriate. 713 00:37:17,874 --> 00:37:20,376 You want to make yourself a public liar? 714 00:37:20,377 --> 00:37:22,878 That actually would sink your career. 715 00:37:22,879 --> 00:37:25,949 Blackmail is not something you live down. 716 00:37:29,119 --> 00:37:30,519 You're trying to call my bluff, 717 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,055 but I'm not bluffing. 718 00:37:33,056 --> 00:37:35,892 So your call. 719 00:37:42,432 --> 00:37:45,067 I've had a lot of time to think in here. 720 00:37:45,068 --> 00:37:48,170 You're right. 721 00:37:48,171 --> 00:37:52,508 I am a fraud. 722 00:37:52,509 --> 00:37:57,046 I've done things worse than you. 723 00:37:57,047 --> 00:38:00,082 And that's how I know, Joe, 724 00:38:00,083 --> 00:38:01,852 you're not a killer. 725 00:38:06,423 --> 00:38:09,892 I want to tell you something. 726 00:38:09,893 --> 00:38:12,094 And once I tell you, 727 00:38:12,095 --> 00:38:14,063 I'll know your worst secret. 728 00:38:14,064 --> 00:38:17,466 You'll know mine. 729 00:38:17,467 --> 00:38:20,937 Then you can let me go. 730 00:38:27,679 --> 00:38:29,613 Yeah! We thought this group was strong. 731 00:38:29,614 --> 00:38:32,650 A lot of interesting stuff in Benji's nightstand. 732 00:38:32,651 --> 00:38:34,351 But he was right. 733 00:38:34,352 --> 00:38:37,388 The thumb drive is by far the most interesting. 734 00:38:37,389 --> 00:38:40,324 It started out your standard issue frat hazing, 735 00:38:40,325 --> 00:38:43,695 but a certain intensity kicked in. 736 00:38:45,130 --> 00:38:47,732 Then the coke or the homophobia. 737 00:38:47,733 --> 00:38:48,999 Teach this bitch a lesson. 738 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,401 Teach him a lesson! 739 00:38:50,402 --> 00:38:51,769 They all stood there, 740 00:38:51,770 --> 00:38:53,671 laughing. 741 00:38:53,672 --> 00:38:55,506 - And Benji... - Whoo! 742 00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:57,775 ...was the worst because he stood there 743 00:38:57,776 --> 00:38:59,143 holding the camera. 744 00:38:59,144 --> 00:39:01,113 Dumbass, wake up, dumb-ass! 745 00:39:02,681 --> 00:39:04,849 Oh, shit! 746 00:39:04,850 --> 00:39:06,317 Their parents made it go away, 747 00:39:06,318 --> 00:39:09,286 but Benji kept a copy of the video, 748 00:39:09,287 --> 00:39:11,122 I assume, to hold over friends' heads. 749 00:39:11,123 --> 00:39:14,058 Instead, I get to hold it over Benji's. 750 00:39:14,059 --> 00:39:15,793 And he doesn't deserve it, 751 00:39:15,794 --> 00:39:17,928 but he's right. 752 00:39:17,929 --> 00:39:20,732 It is enough to buy his freedom. 753 00:39:30,475 --> 00:39:32,877 Should I have changed the subject on that balcony, 754 00:39:32,878 --> 00:39:34,578 tried to kiss you sooner? 755 00:39:34,579 --> 00:39:37,214 It's not fair how easy it is to kill a spark. 756 00:39:37,215 --> 00:39:39,450 It's a miracle love ever happens. 757 00:39:39,451 --> 00:39:40,584 If it's not a myth. 758 00:39:40,585 --> 00:39:42,520 Hi. 759 00:39:42,521 --> 00:39:46,958 Thanks to you, I showed that professor some teeth. 760 00:39:48,660 --> 00:39:51,329 And? 761 00:39:53,131 --> 00:39:53,965 What's that? 762 00:39:53,966 --> 00:39:56,433 A thank-you doughnut. 763 00:39:56,434 --> 00:39:57,868 It worked. 764 00:39:57,869 --> 00:39:59,970 Hmm. 765 00:39:59,971 --> 00:40:01,739 That's good. I'm glad. I mean, I was worried. 766 00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:03,774 You were right and I have housing 767 00:40:03,775 --> 00:40:05,042 and can rip Peach's check up 768 00:40:05,043 --> 00:40:08,879 and generally live to fight another day. 769 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,582 And I wouldn't have had the guts if you hadn't-- 770 00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,517 so really, thank you. 771 00:40:13,518 --> 00:40:16,153 All I want to do is help, Beck. 772 00:40:16,154 --> 00:40:19,023 I mean, you saw something in me 773 00:40:19,024 --> 00:40:21,926 and, God, not everyone gets why I'm here 774 00:40:21,927 --> 00:40:23,527 and what being a writer means. 775 00:40:23,528 --> 00:40:25,830 It's the most--I mean, it's the only important thing. 776 00:40:25,831 --> 00:40:31,102 And--and you helped me to not lose it. 777 00:40:33,271 --> 00:40:37,142 Aren't you gonna look, see if I guessed the right flavor? 778 00:40:41,279 --> 00:40:44,248 No bullshit, classic, even old-school, 779 00:40:44,249 --> 00:40:45,883 and secretly better than all those crazy, 780 00:40:45,884 --> 00:40:48,186 trying-too-hard ones. 781 00:40:50,155 --> 00:40:53,123 It is nice to be seen. 782 00:40:53,124 --> 00:40:54,626 It's a good guess. 783 00:40:58,463 --> 00:41:00,065 It's good. 784 00:41:12,878 --> 00:41:14,412 Come back here. 785 00:41:26,858 --> 00:41:30,728 So plain glazed, yes. 786 00:41:30,729 --> 00:41:33,331 Noted. 787 00:41:34,966 --> 00:41:36,667 I have to go to class. 788 00:41:36,668 --> 00:41:38,837 Have a good class, Beck. 789 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,329 Did you get it? The video? 790 00:42:06,031 --> 00:42:07,998 Maple latte, almond milk, 791 00:42:07,999 --> 00:42:11,235 two Stevia, did I get that right? 792 00:42:11,236 --> 00:42:14,705 Yeah, yeah, I saw the video. 793 00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:17,741 Yes! Yes! 794 00:42:17,742 --> 00:42:18,843 Yes! 795 00:42:22,113 --> 00:42:26,083 Oh, mutually assured destruction. 796 00:42:26,084 --> 00:42:27,918 Let's talk about something first, though. 797 00:42:27,919 --> 00:42:30,087 What you said about Beck 798 00:42:30,088 --> 00:42:32,623 basically being a gold digger... 799 00:42:32,624 --> 00:42:35,793 I was just being honest, that's--that's all. 800 00:42:35,794 --> 00:42:37,194 What you are is wrong. 801 00:42:37,195 --> 00:42:39,196 I'd go so far as to say 802 00:42:39,197 --> 00:42:42,099 you create the problem 803 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:44,134 when you assume this stuff, 804 00:42:44,135 --> 00:42:46,904 when you treat her like trash. 805 00:42:46,905 --> 00:42:50,407 You cast her in a role 806 00:42:50,408 --> 00:42:53,210 that isn't her and-- and you trap her in it. 807 00:42:53,211 --> 00:42:56,213 Bro, I'm--I'm-- I'm done with her. 808 00:42:56,214 --> 00:42:59,683 Say I can trust you. 809 00:42:59,684 --> 00:43:01,085 I've got the video, right? 810 00:43:01,086 --> 00:43:04,288 I mean, solid maybe. 811 00:43:04,289 --> 00:43:06,824 The thing is that doesn't make up for the damage you've done. 812 00:43:06,825 --> 00:43:08,058 I'm sorry. 813 00:43:08,059 --> 00:43:09,360 If it was between me and you, Benji, 814 00:43:09,361 --> 00:43:11,595 honestly, I would roll the dice. 815 00:43:11,596 --> 00:43:12,930 I would. 816 00:43:12,931 --> 00:43:15,233 Like you said, I'm not a killer. 817 00:43:17,669 --> 00:43:20,838 But this... 818 00:43:20,839 --> 00:43:22,239 is about her. 819 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:24,476 I'm telling... you-- 820 00:43:25,510 --> 00:43:27,044 I'm scared. 821 00:43:27,045 --> 00:43:29,581 I'm very scared of what you would do to her. 822 00:43:33,118 --> 00:43:34,719 Maple almond latte. 823 00:43:37,522 --> 00:43:39,323 Two Stevia, 824 00:43:39,324 --> 00:43:41,860 two tablespoons of peanut oil. 825 00:43:46,264 --> 00:43:48,032 Could have gone either way. 826 00:43:48,033 --> 00:43:50,134 He's lied about so many things. 827 00:43:50,135 --> 00:43:52,937 Who knew the peanut allergy was real? 828 00:44:06,651 --> 00:44:10,188 Guess Benji's gonna die an honest man.