1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:05,692 --> 00:00:08,570 Hi, my name's Chandler. I just moved in next door. 3 00:00:08,812 --> 00:00:11,645 Would you like to battle me in a post-apocalyptic world. . . 4 00:00:11,852 --> 00:00:15,447 . . .for control of the galaxy's last remaining energy source? 5 00:00:16,252 --> 00:00:18,129 Sure, neighbor! Come on in! 6 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:20,487 Is Janine around? 7 00:00:20,732 --> 00:00:22,085 She's at dance class. 8 00:00:22,332 --> 00:00:23,526 Can I check my room? 9 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:26,485 Don't go through her stuff. She gets really mad. 10 00:00:30,132 --> 00:00:31,645 Oh, my God! 11 00:00:31,852 --> 00:00:34,525 It's like a guy never lived in here. 12 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:38,847 You gotta be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. It's spreading. 13 00:00:39,492 --> 00:00:40,481 It is? 14 00:00:40,932 --> 00:00:44,322 Is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch? 15 00:00:45,652 --> 00:00:49,201 Is that your tiny little box that's too small to put anything in? 16 00:00:50,612 --> 00:00:53,729 Okay, this is not good. You are a guy, okay? 17 00:00:53,932 --> 00:00:55,524 This is a "guy's" place. 18 00:00:55,732 --> 00:00:58,724 Soon, you'll be soaking your fingers in stuff. 19 00:01:00,012 --> 00:01:03,288 -You're right. I'll talk to her. -Talk to her. Be a man! 20 00:01:03,492 --> 00:01:05,244 -I'm a man. -Defend yourself! 21 00:01:06,732 --> 00:01:08,768 We have to hem the new dust ruffle. 22 00:01:08,972 --> 00:01:10,451 Be right there, sweetums. 23 00:01:12,932 --> 00:01:14,365 Totally different situation. 24 00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:18,728 The One With Ross' Teeth 25 00:01:18,892 --> 00:01:19,881 English Subtitles by Gelula/SDI 26 00:01:54,652 --> 00:01:55,448 Hey, guys. 27 00:01:55,652 --> 00:01:57,643 -How was breakfast with Hillary? -Okay. 28 00:01:57,852 --> 00:02:01,367 She's still depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend. 29 00:02:01,572 --> 00:02:04,848 Is this Hillary, your hot assistant chef, Hillary? 30 00:02:05,852 --> 00:02:08,241 The one that stares at me when I come in? 31 00:02:08,692 --> 00:02:12,241 The one who looked at you once because you got in her way. 32 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:15,526 Still, I could tell. She was into me. 33 00:02:17,652 --> 00:02:18,880 Why don't you set us up? 34 00:02:19,092 --> 00:02:22,846 Are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress? 35 00:02:26,612 --> 00:02:27,408 Rachel? 36 00:02:27,612 --> 00:02:31,321 I'm making up flyers to try to get new massage clients. 37 00:02:31,532 --> 00:02:34,046 Can I come to Bloomingdale's and use the copier? 38 00:02:34,252 --> 00:02:38,450 Sure, but they might think it's weird since I don't work there anymore. 39 00:02:39,332 --> 00:02:41,288 Oh, my God! What happened? 40 00:02:41,532 --> 00:02:43,329 I got a job at Ralph Lauren. 41 00:02:43,652 --> 00:02:45,882 Well, that's great! Congratulations! 42 00:02:47,932 --> 00:02:49,684 A year ago. 43 00:02:51,052 --> 00:02:53,168 You've lasted all year! Good for you. 44 00:02:56,012 --> 00:02:59,209 You could still use the copier where I actually work. 45 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:02,051 But come by at lunch so my boss doesn't see you. 46 00:03:02,292 --> 00:03:04,408 Kim will freak out. She doesn't like me. 47 00:03:04,612 --> 00:03:07,843 -I don't think my boss likes me. -I don't think mine likes me. 48 00:03:08,532 --> 00:03:10,807 Maybe it's a universal thing. 49 00:03:11,012 --> 00:03:14,561 Maybe because you're all hanging around here at 1 1 :30 on a Wednesday. 50 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:19,045 Let's head off to work. 51 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,050 -Thank you. -Sure. 52 00:03:26,252 --> 00:03:27,970 You will not believe this. 53 00:03:28,172 --> 00:03:30,970 I was making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in. 54 00:03:31,172 --> 00:03:33,083 Oh, my God. Did you talk to him? 55 00:03:33,292 --> 00:03:35,283 A little. He seems really nice. 56 00:03:35,492 --> 00:03:37,448 -Good kisser. -What? 57 00:03:37,932 --> 00:03:39,331 What? 58 00:03:39,772 --> 00:03:41,205 -You kissed him? -Totally. 59 00:03:42,052 --> 00:03:43,770 Phoebe, are you serious? 60 00:03:44,332 --> 00:03:46,368 He came in and introduced himself. 61 00:03:46,612 --> 00:03:49,729 The next thing I know, we're making out! 62 00:03:50,492 --> 00:03:52,847 Phoebe, you do know he's married? 63 00:03:55,092 --> 00:03:56,002 Phoebe. 64 00:03:56,212 --> 00:03:59,522 I'm supposed to ask every guy I make out with if he's married? 65 00:04:01,132 --> 00:04:02,281 No, yeah, I should. 66 00:04:14,612 --> 00:04:15,840 Hey, Joey. 67 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:19,761 Can I talk to you for a second? There's a kid in this picture. 68 00:04:19,972 --> 00:04:22,645 Do you know this kid? ls it a relative? 69 00:04:22,852 --> 00:04:24,683 No. I just thought it was cute. 70 00:04:24,892 --> 00:04:27,247 That's what I was afraid of. Okay. . . . 71 00:04:28,132 --> 00:04:30,885 I really want you to feel at home here, but. . . 72 00:04:31,092 --> 00:04:33,890 . . .some of this new stuff, it's too girlie. 73 00:04:35,092 --> 00:04:35,968 Like what? 74 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:39,528 Like this. Pictures of cute babies we don't know. 75 00:04:40,012 --> 00:04:41,411 We can't have that. 76 00:04:41,732 --> 00:04:44,292 Joey, it's Anne Geddes. She's a famous artist. 77 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:48,644 I don't know this baby. I don't know if she's a famous artist or not. 78 00:04:50,892 --> 00:04:55,044 I don't want to be a jerk, but you're changing too much around here. 79 00:04:55,252 --> 00:04:58,369 I'm sorry. I wanted to make the place a little nicer. 80 00:04:58,572 --> 00:05:00,085 But it's too much stuff. 81 00:05:00,332 --> 00:05:04,450 You know, you got the candles and the "foofy schmoofer" thing here. 82 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:08,440 Over here, you got a picture of a watering can. 83 00:05:09,132 --> 00:05:09,928 I just thought-- 84 00:05:10,132 --> 00:05:12,646 I'm sure it's a famous watering can. 85 00:05:12,852 --> 00:05:13,682 But come on. 86 00:05:13,932 --> 00:05:17,208 And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom? 87 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:19,890 It's a curling iron. 88 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,850 Well, that's okay then. 89 00:05:28,092 --> 00:05:31,368 Okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom. . . 90 00:05:31,612 --> 00:05:35,446 . . .and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it. 91 00:05:36,452 --> 00:05:40,365 It's up here on some hook. And it smells different. 92 00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:41,368 It's clean. 93 00:05:41,572 --> 00:05:43,290 It feels different. 94 00:05:43,492 --> 00:05:44,845 It's dry. 95 00:05:47,012 --> 00:05:49,890 All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. 96 00:05:50,412 --> 00:05:53,165 Also what is with these chips you bought? 97 00:05:53,372 --> 00:05:56,045 It's potpourri. You're supposed to smell it. 98 00:06:03,612 --> 00:06:05,648 Well, that's like summer in a bowl. 99 00:06:17,052 --> 00:06:18,485 Kim, hi. 100 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:28,047 I handed in that marketing report, and I never got to hear what you thought. 101 00:06:28,452 --> 00:06:29,328 I didn't read it. 102 00:06:33,332 --> 00:06:36,563 The spring line's really gonna be great this year, huh? 103 00:06:42,692 --> 00:06:46,162 I hear Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. 104 00:06:48,292 --> 00:06:49,771 Tell me everything. 105 00:06:53,332 --> 00:06:54,481 Hey, guys. 106 00:06:55,212 --> 00:06:56,440 What's up? 107 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,246 You know. . . . 108 00:07:00,532 --> 00:07:02,045 Oh, my God. 109 00:07:03,052 --> 00:07:04,531 What happened to your teeth? 110 00:07:04,732 --> 00:07:06,051 I whitened them. 111 00:07:08,532 --> 00:07:09,647 Really? 112 00:07:10,612 --> 00:07:12,364 What do you think? 113 00:07:12,572 --> 00:07:15,040 I think I shouldn't look directly at them. 114 00:07:15,532 --> 00:07:17,443 Come on, seriously. 115 00:07:19,412 --> 00:07:23,451 -They're really, really, really white. -What was wrong with your old. . . 116 00:07:23,692 --> 00:07:25,284 . . .human teeth? 117 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:29,643 I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to. 118 00:07:30,132 --> 00:07:32,726 -How much longer? -A day. 119 00:07:34,132 --> 00:07:36,202 Tonight is your date with Hillary. 120 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:40,246 I know. That's why I did it. Are they really that bad? 121 00:07:42,412 --> 00:07:45,404 You'll be fine. Hillary's blind, right? 122 00:07:46,252 --> 00:07:48,049 She will be after tonight. 123 00:07:50,412 --> 00:07:52,403 Oh, Rach. Do you notice anything--? 124 00:07:52,612 --> 00:07:55,001 Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. 125 00:07:56,452 --> 00:07:59,410 You guys are never gonna believe this. . . 126 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:03,651 . . .but Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. 127 00:08:03,852 --> 00:08:05,080 -What? -Oh, my God! 128 00:08:05,292 --> 00:08:08,648 She ran into him at my office, and they just made out. 129 00:08:08,852 --> 00:08:11,650 The craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because. . . 130 00:08:11,852 --> 00:08:14,207 . . .it's the best gossip she's heard all year. 131 00:08:14,412 --> 00:08:17,051 I am proud of all my friends today. 132 00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:20,890 I can't believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. 133 00:08:21,132 --> 00:08:23,202 I'm so jealous! 134 00:08:24,132 --> 00:08:26,566 Hi, I'm Chandler, your live-in boyfriend. 135 00:08:27,612 --> 00:08:29,648 Chandler, please. Come on. 136 00:08:29,852 --> 00:08:31,251 Look at him. 137 00:08:31,452 --> 00:08:35,047 Well, I am no woman, but that is one tasty dish. 138 00:08:37,732 --> 00:08:38,767 Here. 139 00:08:39,012 --> 00:08:41,048 Who's the silver fox? 140 00:08:42,212 --> 00:08:45,522 That is your make-out buddy. Don't you recognize him? 141 00:08:45,772 --> 00:08:46,648 Oh, wait. 142 00:08:46,932 --> 00:08:50,242 "Phoebe, I love you. Kiss me, please. " 143 00:08:50,892 --> 00:08:54,043 That's not Ralph Lauren. It sounds like him, though. 144 00:08:54,892 --> 00:08:55,688 What? 145 00:08:55,892 --> 00:08:58,087 Ralph doesn't look like that guy. 146 00:08:58,332 --> 00:09:02,928 He's young, and he's got long hair and a beard and a Hacky Sack-- 147 00:09:03,132 --> 00:09:07,125 Oh, my God. That's not Ralph Lauren. That's Kenny the copy guy! 148 00:09:08,292 --> 00:09:09,088 What? 149 00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:12,765 I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. 150 00:09:13,012 --> 00:09:17,085 If she finds out that I lied to her, she'll hate me even more. Phoebe! 151 00:09:17,292 --> 00:09:19,726 Why would the copy guy say he's Ralph Lauren? 152 00:09:19,932 --> 00:09:21,684 To get you to make out with him! 153 00:09:28,732 --> 00:09:30,643 This will make them look less white. 154 00:09:35,612 --> 00:09:36,567 Nope. 155 00:09:37,692 --> 00:09:39,489 Colors that don't work are. . . 156 00:09:39,732 --> 00:09:43,611 . . .blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange and purple. 157 00:09:45,212 --> 00:09:48,443 I don't know what I'm gonna do. The date starts in an hour. 158 00:09:49,092 --> 00:09:53,802 Maybe if your skin was lighter, your teeth wouldn't look so bright. 159 00:09:54,012 --> 00:09:57,891 Oh, great! So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you. 160 00:09:58,572 --> 00:10:01,086 If we put just a little bit of makeup on you-- 161 00:10:01,332 --> 00:10:02,765 Whoa! 162 00:10:02,972 --> 00:10:05,167 We're not 1 3 anymore. 163 00:10:07,172 --> 00:10:09,970 This is the only thing left that has a shot at working. 164 00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:12,049 Won't she notice I have makeup on? 165 00:10:12,252 --> 00:10:14,368 Half the guys out there have makeup on. 166 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,846 What? 167 00:10:16,812 --> 00:10:19,690 Half the people-- I mean-- Just try it and see. 168 00:10:19,892 --> 00:10:22,087 I am not putting on makeup. 169 00:10:22,692 --> 00:10:26,605 Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me? 170 00:10:26,812 --> 00:10:28,530 No! Demon! Demon! 171 00:10:35,292 --> 00:10:39,251 Our drawers will smell nice, and we didn't waste these pantyhose. 172 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,242 God forbid we throw out old underwear. 173 00:10:43,612 --> 00:10:46,001 You know what? I'm gonna go over to Joey's. 174 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,203 We've got to organize the wrapping paper. 175 00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:53,049 I've really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. 176 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:56,483 In fact, we're two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple. 177 00:10:58,972 --> 00:11:01,645 This has been a girlie day. You're right. I'm sorry. 178 00:11:01,852 --> 00:11:04,286 I just feel like I need to be in a "guy" place. . . 179 00:11:04,532 --> 00:11:06,409 . . .do kind of a "man" thing. 180 00:11:06,612 --> 00:11:08,887 You go over to Joey's and. . . 181 00:11:09,132 --> 00:11:11,930 . . .drink some beer and hammer up some dry wall. 182 00:11:12,732 --> 00:11:16,327 When guys hang out, they don't just drink beer and hammer up dry wall. 183 00:11:16,532 --> 00:11:20,047 When girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear. 184 00:11:22,252 --> 00:11:24,049 I'm sorry. We do. 185 00:11:24,252 --> 00:11:25,844 I don't know why I said that. 186 00:11:30,052 --> 00:11:31,451 Hey, Chandler. 187 00:11:32,612 --> 00:11:34,842 Come on in. We're knitting potholders. 188 00:11:36,732 --> 00:11:38,450 No, thanks, Josephine. 189 00:11:42,332 --> 00:11:43,731 Ross, I was wondering if-- 190 00:11:47,892 --> 00:11:50,884 Oh, my God! Where are all the men? 191 00:12:01,732 --> 00:12:04,246 -Hi, Kim. -Hi, Rachel. 192 00:12:04,812 --> 00:12:08,691 Remember what happened yesterday? Well, it didn't happen. 193 00:12:08,892 --> 00:12:11,201 You didn't cancel the fabric order? 194 00:12:12,252 --> 00:12:14,447 Okay, two things didn't happen. 195 00:12:14,732 --> 00:12:17,485 Remember I told you someone made out with Ralph Lauren? 196 00:12:17,732 --> 00:12:20,121 Well, it turns out that's not true. 197 00:12:20,332 --> 00:12:22,288 It's not true? That's interesting. 198 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:26,849 Because I checked. Only one keycard was used to access the copier. . . 199 00:12:27,052 --> 00:12:30,647 . . .yesterday during lunch, and that keycard belonged to you. 200 00:12:31,212 --> 00:12:32,884 You think I made out with him? 201 00:12:33,092 --> 00:12:33,888 Listen to me. . . 202 00:12:34,092 --> 00:12:37,880 . . .sleeping with Ralph is not gonna get you my job. 203 00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:40,242 I don't want your job. I don't. 204 00:12:40,452 --> 00:12:42,682 This is a mistake. I didn't make out with him. 205 00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:46,641 Nobody made out with him. I didn't use my keycard yesterday. 206 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,247 I don't even know how to use my keycard. 207 00:12:51,012 --> 00:12:52,525 -Hi, Ralph. -Hi, Kim. 208 00:13:11,252 --> 00:13:12,605 Yeah. Nothing happened. 209 00:13:12,812 --> 00:13:16,009 You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife. 210 00:13:22,412 --> 00:13:24,801 After that, what could I do except become a chef? 211 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,127 Soon, I hope to open my own restaurant. 212 00:13:32,132 --> 00:13:34,248 You're a really great listener. 213 00:13:34,492 --> 00:13:36,847 Most guys I go out with, they talk and talk. 214 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,327 It's like, "Shut your mouth. " You know? 215 00:13:45,252 --> 00:13:48,244 I've been talking too much. Why don't we talk about you? 216 00:13:51,092 --> 00:13:52,411 Come on, I want to know. 217 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,486 Okay. I'm from Long lsland. 218 00:13:58,732 --> 00:14:02,168 I came to the city for college. 219 00:14:02,412 --> 00:14:06,041 I have a 5-year-old son, and in my spare time. . . 220 00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:10,649 . . .I like to read spy novels. But let's talk more about you. 221 00:14:14,852 --> 00:14:19,130 If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan. . . 222 00:14:19,332 --> 00:14:22,051 . . .your arrangement will look fresh much longer. 223 00:14:22,732 --> 00:14:24,962 Joey, that is such a great tip! 224 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:29,602 Monica, I need to talk to the girl with the flowers. 225 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,688 Okay, but I'm gonna teach you how to make a bird feeder. . . 226 00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:37,526 . . .out of a pine cone and some peanut butter. 227 00:14:38,532 --> 00:14:39,885 I love birds. 228 00:14:41,852 --> 00:14:43,604 What is the matter with you? 229 00:14:44,412 --> 00:14:46,004 -What? -You're arranging flowers! 230 00:14:47,532 --> 00:14:49,488 You got dead flowers! 231 00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:52,530 You've got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers! 232 00:14:54,412 --> 00:14:55,527 This is not Joey! 233 00:14:55,732 --> 00:14:58,690 Look, I am still Joey, okay? 234 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,685 Flowers, they're just nice to look at. 235 00:15:01,892 --> 00:15:06,249 And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby. 236 00:15:07,252 --> 00:15:09,049 You're turning into a woman. 237 00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:11,045 No, I'm not. 238 00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:13,647 Why would you say that? That's just mean. 239 00:15:15,932 --> 00:15:18,127 Now I've upset you? What did I say? 240 00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:21,246 It's not what you said. It's the way you said it. 241 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,361 Oh, my God! 242 00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,330 I'm a woman! 243 00:15:31,812 --> 00:15:35,487 So now she thinks that I made out with him to get her job. 244 00:15:35,732 --> 00:15:38,166 -Why didn't you just tell the truth? -I did. 245 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:43,287 She doesn't think anyone would confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren. 246 00:15:44,412 --> 00:15:47,927 What if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? 247 00:15:48,132 --> 00:15:51,761 What if Kenny hired that Ralph guy to be the pretty front man, huh? 248 00:15:52,012 --> 00:15:53,650 Did she ever think of that? 249 00:15:57,732 --> 00:15:59,563 You were with Kenny today. 250 00:15:59,772 --> 00:16:01,490 Just for a second. 251 00:16:02,652 --> 00:16:04,449 Phoebe, what am I gonna do? 252 00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:07,882 The only thing you can do. Sleep with him. 253 00:16:09,332 --> 00:16:14,247 I'm not gonna sleep with him. I mean, I could, but I wouldn't. 254 00:16:15,532 --> 00:16:16,601 Sleep with Kenny. 255 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,449 -That wouldn't help me. -Oh, yes, it would. 256 00:16:26,532 --> 00:16:28,568 I've had a really good time tonight. 257 00:16:28,812 --> 00:16:32,248 I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date. 258 00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:35,845 Me neither. 259 00:16:37,532 --> 00:16:40,251 I've had a really good time too, you know. 260 00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:43,845 Are you gonna eat that bread? 261 00:16:45,052 --> 00:16:47,646 I just like the smell. 262 00:16:50,732 --> 00:16:51,721 You make me laugh. 263 00:16:54,052 --> 00:16:56,088 Would you like to move to the couch? 264 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,280 Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little? 265 00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:07,043 How about all the way? 266 00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:08,641 Okay. 267 00:17:15,612 --> 00:17:17,250 Wow, cool poster. 268 00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:20,842 Or should I say, "groovy poster"? 269 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,520 So. . . 270 00:17:24,932 --> 00:17:26,445 . . .where were we? 271 00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:32,690 Are those your teeth? 272 00:17:35,812 --> 00:17:38,087 You can see them, huh? 273 00:17:38,332 --> 00:17:40,846 Yes. They're insanely white. 274 00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:43,249 I did that for you. 275 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,043 What's the matter with you? 276 00:17:47,452 --> 00:17:51,843 What's the matter with me? You've got a black light. It's 1 999! 277 00:17:59,332 --> 00:18:01,163 Oh, good. Kim, hi. 278 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:05,968 Hi, Rachel. I wanted to ask you, have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? 279 00:18:06,212 --> 00:18:09,249 What am I thinking? Of course you have. 280 00:18:09,652 --> 00:18:10,880 Okay, look. 281 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,248 I'm sorry that I lied to you before. 282 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:18,043 You were right. Ralph and I were an item, but we're not anymore. 283 00:18:18,252 --> 00:18:19,321 Oh, really? 284 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,848 Yeah, he dumped me. 285 00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:26,282 He said, "Rachel, I can't do this. 286 00:18:26,532 --> 00:18:29,569 Even though you're a very, very. . . 287 00:18:29,812 --> 00:18:32,042 . . .very beautiful woman. . . 288 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,688 . . .I can't do this. I'm married and I'm sorry. " 289 00:18:35,932 --> 00:18:39,049 But he said, "And you will never get promoted. . . 290 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:43,040 . . .especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog. . . 291 00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:44,964 . . .in the Ralph Lauren machine. " 292 00:18:47,332 --> 00:18:49,641 You expect me to believe-- 293 00:18:50,932 --> 00:18:52,524 -Hi, Ralph. -Hi, Kim. 294 00:19:10,572 --> 00:19:12,164 Oh, my God. 295 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:17,327 He gave you the coldest look I've ever seen. It's like he hates you! 296 00:19:17,612 --> 00:19:19,045 Then it is true! 297 00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:24,644 Of course it's true. And it hurts so bad. 298 00:19:25,412 --> 00:19:27,482 Oh, honey, come here. 299 00:19:27,732 --> 00:19:29,484 Oh, it'll be okay. 300 00:19:30,492 --> 00:19:33,052 We've all been there. 301 00:19:35,932 --> 00:19:37,524 You and Ralph? 302 00:19:38,932 --> 00:19:40,923 Kenny the copy boy. 303 00:19:54,492 --> 00:19:57,529 -I need to talk to you. -What's the matter? You upset? 304 00:19:57,732 --> 00:20:00,690 We gotta get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. 305 00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:02,081 I gotta be a man! 306 00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:06,242 The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? 307 00:20:06,492 --> 00:20:08,164 That's the way it has to be. 308 00:20:08,372 --> 00:20:10,886 I'll just put it all in my room. 309 00:20:11,092 --> 00:20:12,684 Good. Great. 310 00:20:12,932 --> 00:20:15,287 Thanks for being so understanding. 311 00:20:15,532 --> 00:20:18,092 I didn't want to make a big deal out of this. 312 00:20:19,412 --> 00:20:22,643 But you could put the picture of the famous baby in my room. 313 00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,610 I mean, if you want to. 314 00:20:26,932 --> 00:20:27,762 Okay. 315 00:20:28,012 --> 00:20:30,651 And maybe the watering can there. 316 00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:31,728 Sure. 317 00:20:31,932 --> 00:20:34,446 And a couple of these little tiny boxes. 318 00:20:35,732 --> 00:20:38,769 Joey, do you want me to put it all in your room? 319 00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:39,882 Okay.