1 00:00:07,047 --> 00:00:11,616 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:11,718 --> 00:00:14,919 And you feel a string pulling you up top, 3 00:00:14,955 --> 00:00:17,822 and your feet planting you on the earth. 4 00:00:17,858 --> 00:00:20,158 And raise your arms up. 5 00:00:20,193 --> 00:00:22,794 If you can, look up. 6 00:00:22,829 --> 00:00:25,897 Absorbing the energy of the room. 7 00:00:25,932 --> 00:00:27,331 And come out of it. 8 00:00:27,367 --> 00:00:29,234 Fantastic, yogis. 9 00:00:29,269 --> 00:00:31,269 Now let's get down to the floor. 10 00:00:31,304 --> 00:00:34,205 First, we'll start on our shoulders 11 00:00:34,241 --> 00:00:36,074 and a little shoulder stand. 12 00:00:36,109 --> 00:00:39,310 - Toes up to the sky... - I would fuck her. Damn! 13 00:00:39,345 --> 00:00:41,279 - You like that? - Fucking love that shit. 14 00:00:41,314 --> 00:00:43,180 Yeah. 15 00:00:43,215 --> 00:00:46,484 And fold our legs over into plow. 16 00:00:46,519 --> 00:00:49,086 And let's take one more breath together as a group. 17 00:00:49,121 --> 00:00:50,755 Inhale. 18 00:00:50,790 --> 00:00:53,324 Take one more sip of air, 19 00:00:53,359 --> 00:00:56,093 and down to heart's center, 20 00:00:56,128 --> 00:00:57,861 and namaste. 21 00:00:57,897 --> 00:01:00,030 Namaste. 22 00:01:00,065 --> 00:01:02,232 Thank you, yogis. See you tomorrow. 23 00:01:02,268 --> 00:01:04,602 Thank you, yogi. 24 00:01:05,772 --> 00:01:07,305 I wanted to do the downward dog. 25 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:09,039 That's my favorite one. 26 00:01:09,074 --> 00:01:12,677 - You love that downward dog. - I'm a big dog. 27 00:01:12,712 --> 00:01:14,878 - Excuse me. Larry, was it? - Yes. 28 00:01:14,914 --> 00:01:17,514 Um, I just noticed that you didn't, uh, 29 00:01:17,549 --> 00:01:19,349 namaste with the other yogis. 30 00:01:19,384 --> 00:01:22,085 Yeah, not a namaste guy. 31 00:01:22,121 --> 00:01:24,188 I don't participate in group activities. 32 00:01:24,223 --> 00:01:25,956 You know, I don't sing the birthday song. 33 00:01:25,991 --> 00:01:28,425 "Happy birthday to you", you know, so, you know. 34 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:30,194 Namaste means "the light within me 35 00:01:30,229 --> 00:01:31,995 greets the light within you." 36 00:01:32,031 --> 00:01:34,798 There is no light within me, that's the only problem there. 37 00:01:34,834 --> 00:01:36,433 Well, why don't you try it? Why don't you just 38 00:01:36,468 --> 00:01:39,036 try a little namaste and see how it feels? 39 00:01:39,071 --> 00:01:40,304 I know how it's gonna feel. 40 00:01:40,339 --> 00:01:41,504 I'm gonna feel like an idiot. 41 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:42,739 Well, no one's here now. 42 00:01:42,774 --> 00:01:44,141 Why don't you just try it? 43 00:01:44,176 --> 00:01:45,742 My third eye is watching. 44 00:01:45,777 --> 00:01:47,344 That's not how the third eye works. 45 00:01:47,379 --> 00:01:49,246 You know how the third eye works, huh? 46 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:50,981 - I've studied it for many years, yes. - Is that so? 47 00:01:51,016 --> 00:01:52,816 Here, watch, here's what I think about the third eye. 48 00:01:52,852 --> 00:01:54,684 - See? Look, I'm poking it. - That's disrespectful. 49 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,486 - Doesn't hurt at all. - It's-- it's disrespectful. 50 00:01:56,521 --> 00:01:57,687 - Look. Yeah, yeah. - It's disrespectful. 51 00:01:57,723 --> 00:01:59,456 Just don't do that to your third eye. 52 00:01:59,491 --> 00:02:00,957 I wouldn't do it to my two eyes, the real eyes. 53 00:02:00,992 --> 00:02:02,459 Right, right. The third eye's real. 54 00:02:02,494 --> 00:02:04,327 There's no-- there's no imaginary eye there. 55 00:02:04,363 --> 00:02:06,062 - Are you familiar with etiquette? - By the way, 56 00:02:06,097 --> 00:02:07,697 - can I say something? - Mm-hmm. 57 00:02:07,733 --> 00:02:09,131 It's really hot in here. 58 00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:10,500 Well, it's hot yoga. 59 00:02:10,535 --> 00:02:11,668 Does it have to be this hot? 60 00:02:11,703 --> 00:02:12,836 I mean, it's, you know-- 61 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:13,936 Larry, you're here to be 62 00:02:13,972 --> 00:02:15,505 a part of our spiritual community. 63 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:18,174 No, I'm here because I have a bad hamstring. 64 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:21,911 If you're not gonna acknowledge the light within yourself, 65 00:02:21,946 --> 00:02:24,848 then you can leave. 66 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,683 You can leave and you cannot come back. 67 00:02:26,718 --> 00:02:27,684 Wow. 68 00:02:27,719 --> 00:02:29,386 That's very "unyogi-ish" of you. 69 00:02:29,421 --> 00:02:32,455 - Get the fuck out. - You just made my day. 70 00:02:32,491 --> 00:02:33,690 Okay. 71 00:02:33,725 --> 00:02:36,125 Namaste! 72 00:02:41,632 --> 00:02:43,532 Guess whose number I got. 73 00:02:44,502 --> 00:02:45,768 - Yogi Tina? - Yeah. 74 00:02:45,803 --> 00:02:47,569 Nice! 75 00:02:47,605 --> 00:02:49,304 Guess who just threw me out of class 76 00:02:49,339 --> 00:02:51,239 and told me never to come back. 77 00:02:51,275 --> 00:02:54,610 - Yogi Tina? - Yeah, Yogi Tina. 78 00:02:54,645 --> 00:02:56,845 - Oh, what? - Yeah, kicked me out! 79 00:02:56,881 --> 00:03:00,015 - The fuck did you do? - I wouldn't say namaste. 80 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:01,817 Man, you gotta say namaste, man. 81 00:03:01,852 --> 00:03:03,752 Oh, get the fuck out of here. That's so stupid. 82 00:03:03,788 --> 00:03:05,921 You know what, it's so goddamn hot in there, I don't care. 83 00:03:05,956 --> 00:03:08,089 - That's what hot-- - Man, what are you doing? I gotta back up. 84 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:09,591 Back the fuck up. You good! 85 00:03:09,627 --> 00:03:11,660 - I can't see shit! - Fuckin-- whoa! 86 00:03:11,695 --> 00:03:13,361 What the-- oh, shit! 87 00:03:13,397 --> 00:03:15,964 Oh, fuck! 88 00:03:15,999 --> 00:03:19,067 God damn it! 89 00:03:19,102 --> 00:03:21,201 You see? You know what? This is all your fault! 90 00:03:21,237 --> 00:03:23,337 You fiddled with the radio and the backup camera didn't work. 91 00:03:23,372 --> 00:03:24,605 - You fucked up! - No, you fucked up! 92 00:03:24,641 --> 00:03:25,706 No, no, no! You fucked up! 93 00:03:25,742 --> 00:03:26,808 Don't blame me for that shit! 94 00:03:29,412 --> 00:03:30,978 - Wow. - Oh, geez. 95 00:03:31,013 --> 00:03:33,147 - You fucked this car up good. - Damn it. 96 00:03:33,182 --> 00:03:34,148 Look at that. 97 00:03:34,183 --> 00:03:36,350 That's bad. 98 00:03:36,385 --> 00:03:38,185 What you gonna write? 99 00:03:38,220 --> 00:03:39,587 I'm gonna tell them I'm sorry 100 00:03:39,622 --> 00:03:40,888 and leave my name and, uh, number. 101 00:03:40,924 --> 00:03:43,057 - What else can I do? - I wouldn't write shit! 102 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:44,124 Just drive the fuck off! 103 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,292 I'm not gonna do that! 104 00:03:45,328 --> 00:03:47,261 I follow the golden rule, okay? 105 00:03:47,296 --> 00:03:49,229 "Do unto others as you'd have others do unto you." 106 00:03:49,265 --> 00:03:51,699 - The golden rule. - I follow the golden rule, too. 107 00:03:51,734 --> 00:03:53,267 My friend Jasper's golden. 108 00:03:53,302 --> 00:03:54,969 "Fuck them or they'll fuck you." 109 00:03:55,004 --> 00:03:56,537 - Mm-hmm. - Interesting rule. 110 00:03:56,573 --> 00:03:57,505 Yeah. 111 00:04:02,778 --> 00:04:05,579 Thankfully, Victor's doing better, so the wedding's on. 112 00:04:05,614 --> 00:04:08,449 - The wedding is happening. - Wow. Oh, boy. 113 00:04:08,484 --> 00:04:12,086 - What? - I would be a little concerned 114 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:13,753 - if it was my daughter. - Well, you know, 115 00:04:13,789 --> 00:04:15,622 there's no accounting for who's attracted to-- 116 00:04:15,657 --> 00:04:16,923 look, I'm attracted to Jeff. 117 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:18,558 Go figure that one. 118 00:04:18,594 --> 00:04:19,994 Or, oh, 119 00:04:20,029 --> 00:04:20,961 listen to this-- 120 00:04:20,997 --> 00:04:22,463 speaking of taste. 121 00:04:22,498 --> 00:04:24,365 I have a friend who asked us a favor 122 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,665 if I could set her up with you. 123 00:04:27,036 --> 00:04:28,168 What? What's this? 124 00:04:28,204 --> 00:04:30,304 - Yes. Yes. - Really? 125 00:04:30,339 --> 00:04:32,439 Now I told her-- I read her chapter on verse 126 00:04:32,475 --> 00:04:33,974 on what an asshole you are, 127 00:04:34,010 --> 00:04:35,175 and what a horrible idea, 128 00:04:35,211 --> 00:04:37,044 but she would hear none of it. 129 00:04:37,079 --> 00:04:38,512 She wants to go out with you. 130 00:04:38,547 --> 00:04:40,147 Do-does she know about the fatwa? 131 00:04:40,182 --> 00:04:41,815 Yeah, and guess what? 132 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:43,849 That turned her on! 133 00:04:43,885 --> 00:04:45,684 Hmm. Is she good-looking? 134 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,120 Yeah, very pretty. 135 00:04:47,155 --> 00:04:48,587 Like to see a picture. 136 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:51,857 You want to see a picture? 137 00:04:51,893 --> 00:04:54,560 Who the fuck are you to ask for a picture of anybody? 138 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,929 You are on an Uber rating, 139 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,398 you're like a-- a two. 140 00:04:58,433 --> 00:05:00,166 - A two? - On a good day. On a good day! 141 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:02,435 - Fuck you! A two, okay? - Yeah. 142 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:03,602 Yeah. 143 00:05:03,638 --> 00:05:05,171 I'm a four, baby! 144 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:07,706 - I'm an Uber four. - You are so delusional. 145 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:09,208 - I'm delusional? - Yes! 146 00:05:09,244 --> 00:05:10,943 Let me tell you something, if I was a two, 147 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,178 I would kill myself. 148 00:05:12,213 --> 00:05:14,680 I-- I could not live on this planet as a two. 149 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,215 Hi, Jeffy. 150 00:05:16,251 --> 00:05:19,252 - Hey. - Hey. 151 00:05:19,287 --> 00:05:22,788 Did you call your friend about the-- about the car? 152 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,190 - It's good to have a mechanic as a friend. - Sorry about that. 153 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,660 You know this Bridget friend of hers? 154 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,094 Yeah. 155 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,063 - She good looking? - Bridget? Beautiful. 156 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,464 - Really? - Beautiful. 157 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,398 Great girl. 158 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:34,967 Great sense of humor. 159 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,469 He would be lucky to have her, I'll tell you that much. 160 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,038 And she lucky to have him. 161 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:40,505 That's-- that's the pal! 162 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:41,874 What's wrong with you? 163 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,475 I-- I tried to talk her out of it. 164 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,477 I got, uh, my friend Larry. 165 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,846 All right, I'm gonna put you on speakerphone. All right. 166 00:05:47,882 --> 00:05:50,883 - Hey, Greg. - Hey, what's going on? 167 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,551 Oh, not much. 168 00:05:52,587 --> 00:05:54,252 How is it, uh, we've never met? 169 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:55,821 Why is Jeff keeping us apart? 170 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,255 I have no clue. 171 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:59,058 He said nothing but wonderful things about you. 172 00:05:59,093 --> 00:06:00,325 I feel like I know you already. 173 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,260 Yeah, he's told me a lot about you, too. 174 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:03,629 Yeah, how's it going? 175 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,363 Anyway, this car, I-- 176 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:07,899 something happened to my fender or bumper or whatever. 177 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:09,401 I banged into someone, and, uh, 178 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:11,803 - can I bring it over? - Absolutely. 179 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,405 Bring it by now, as a matter of fact, 180 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,772 and we can have it hammered out maybe 181 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:15,807 in the next couple days. 182 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,842 Wow, okay. Great. 183 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:20,011 - Doesn't even do that for me. - Huh. 184 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,679 All right, I'll see you soon. Thank you. 185 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,182 - No problem. - The-- the picture. 186 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:26,651 - Can we get the picture going? - What picture? 187 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,620 What, of Bridget? You're not getting a fucking picture. 188 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:30,589 - Trust me. - You know, can I just say, Larry... 189 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,158 - Trust me. - ...not only is she a beautiful woman, 190 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:36,194 but more important, inner beauty. 191 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,496 That I'm not interested in. 192 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,564 - Asshole. - Yeah. 193 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,965 - All right. - See you later. 194 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,470 - Oh, hey. - How you doing? 195 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:48,572 - I'm looking for Greg. - Ah, I'm Greg. 196 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:51,442 - Oh, hey, L-Larry. Jeff's friend. - Oh! 197 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:54,211 - We, uh-- we talked on the phone. - On the phone, yeah, yeah. 198 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,347 - How you doing? Nice to meet you. - Eh, you're black. 199 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,415 - Ye-- yes. - Ah. 200 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,251 Yes, I'm-- is that a problem? 201 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,720 - No, of course not. - Okay, good. 202 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,022 Just surprised Jeff didn't mention it. 203 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,690 Why would he have to mention it? 204 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:07,224 Eh, because most white people with black friends 205 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,260 like to show off about it, that's all. 206 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:10,828 Well, I can see I've offended you. 207 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:13,064 That-- b-believe me, that wasn't my intention. 208 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,199 - Ah, well. - Yeah, I'm not, uh-- 209 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:17,869 I'm not prejudiced in any way... 210 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,504 - I-- I get it. - ...towards any group, except my own, of course. 211 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:24,108 All right, uh, we've gotten off on the wrong foot, obviously. 212 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,810 Um, let's talk about the car. 213 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,210 - Yes, let's. Okay. - Okay. 214 00:07:27,245 --> 00:07:29,312 There's a problem with the, uh, 215 00:07:29,347 --> 00:07:30,881 the fender, like I said, yeah. 216 00:07:30,916 --> 00:07:32,382 Ah, well, that's a bumper. 217 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:34,951 And yes, there's a problem with it. 218 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:37,487 All right, so, um, how long you think it'll take? 219 00:07:37,522 --> 00:07:38,922 You know, we'll call you. 220 00:07:38,957 --> 00:07:40,957 I don't-- yeah. We'll call you. 221 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:42,525 Any loaners? 222 00:07:42,561 --> 00:07:44,061 Nope. 223 00:07:45,363 --> 00:07:46,763 All right. 224 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:47,764 I'll call an Uber. 225 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,368 Again, sorry if I, uh, offended you in any way. 226 00:07:52,404 --> 00:07:54,705 You know what... 227 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:56,573 Okay. 228 00:07:59,211 --> 00:08:00,677 All right. Okay, yeah. 229 00:08:02,915 --> 00:08:05,782 You have, uh, water an chewing gums, if you like. 230 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,484 Yeah? Well, that's very nice of you. 231 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,720 - Where you from? - I am from Romania. 232 00:08:10,755 --> 00:08:11,754 - Romania? - Yeah. 233 00:08:11,789 --> 00:08:12,988 Ah. Bucharest? 234 00:08:13,024 --> 00:08:14,123 Ah, you know Bucharest? 235 00:08:14,158 --> 00:08:15,491 Yeah, you like that, huh? 236 00:08:15,527 --> 00:08:17,694 - I know my geography. - Very nice. You do. 237 00:08:17,729 --> 00:08:19,395 Yeah, most people would say Budapest. 238 00:08:19,431 --> 00:08:20,896 - Yeah. - So, let me ask you a question. 239 00:08:20,932 --> 00:08:23,065 I was having a little dispute with my friend, 240 00:08:23,101 --> 00:08:27,470 um, as to what my Uber rating would be, looks-wise, 241 00:08:27,505 --> 00:08:28,871 from a scale of one to five. 242 00:08:28,906 --> 00:08:30,273 If you were gonna fix me up with your sister-- 243 00:08:30,308 --> 00:08:32,208 - do you have a sister? - I do. 244 00:08:32,244 --> 00:08:33,909 Okay, so if you were gonna fix me up with her, 245 00:08:33,945 --> 00:08:35,811 what, uh-- what would you rate me looks-wise? 246 00:08:35,847 --> 00:08:37,480 - Just curious. - One to five? 247 00:08:37,515 --> 00:08:38,948 Yeah. 248 00:08:38,983 --> 00:08:40,316 Okay, I am very honest. 249 00:08:40,352 --> 00:08:42,084 I am an honest person. 250 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,486 So I will be honest with you. 251 00:08:43,521 --> 00:08:45,087 You are a two. 252 00:08:45,123 --> 00:08:46,656 - A two? - Two. 253 00:08:46,691 --> 00:08:48,924 - You gotta be kidding. - You are older. 254 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,792 - You have few hairs. - Two? 255 00:08:50,827 --> 00:08:53,362 - Yes. - I'm not a two, okay, buddy? 256 00:08:53,397 --> 00:08:55,430 - I'm not a two. - You live in a fantasy world. 257 00:08:55,466 --> 00:08:57,499 What do you think you are? What do you think you are? 258 00:08:57,534 --> 00:08:59,401 - Four. - A four?! 259 00:08:59,436 --> 00:09:01,303 - Yeah, four. - A four? I am a three. 260 00:09:01,338 --> 00:09:02,704 - How can you be a four? - You're a three? 261 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:04,473 Of course. I am honest. 262 00:09:04,508 --> 00:09:06,375 I know, my face is average. 263 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,909 I drive Uber. I'm a three. 264 00:09:07,944 --> 00:09:09,811 Well, I completely disagree. 265 00:09:09,846 --> 00:09:11,212 Anyway, you know, you're from one of the most 266 00:09:11,248 --> 00:09:13,548 unattractive countries, you know, on the planet. 267 00:09:13,584 --> 00:09:15,651 - No, you don't know what you're talking about, okay? - It's all skewed 268 00:09:15,686 --> 00:09:18,620 'cause all you've seen are unattractive people your entire life. 269 00:09:18,656 --> 00:09:20,188 So I have to take it with a grain of salt. 270 00:09:20,223 --> 00:09:22,523 Excuse me, have you ever been to the beaches in Mamaia? 271 00:09:22,558 --> 00:09:25,393 Have you seen the women on the beaches in-- no, you have not. 272 00:09:25,428 --> 00:09:27,828 - Well-- - They're some of the most beautiful in all of Europe. 273 00:09:27,863 --> 00:09:29,463 Oh, don't-- please, don't make me laugh. 274 00:09:29,499 --> 00:09:31,399 You're thinking, maybe, of mountain women. 275 00:09:31,434 --> 00:09:32,866 Okay? I am not talking about mou-- 276 00:09:32,902 --> 00:09:34,669 I'm talking about lowland women. 277 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:37,705 Women of the plains. The most beautiful in all of Europe. 278 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,239 - In Romania. - Okay. 279 00:09:39,275 --> 00:09:40,574 - Okay. - Yeah. 280 00:09:43,746 --> 00:09:45,313 - Hello? - Larry? 281 00:09:45,348 --> 00:09:46,947 - Yeah? - This is Justin Brown. 282 00:09:46,982 --> 00:09:49,817 - You, uh-- you hit my car. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 283 00:09:49,852 --> 00:09:52,353 I'm, uh-- I'm awfully sorry. 284 00:09:52,388 --> 00:09:53,854 Uh, obviously you got my note. 285 00:09:53,889 --> 00:09:56,223 No, I guessed your number. Yeah, I got your note. 286 00:09:56,258 --> 00:09:58,359 Look, I really wish you had hung around and stayed. 287 00:09:58,394 --> 00:09:59,727 This is, uh-- this is something 288 00:09:59,762 --> 00:10:01,128 that could've been resolved far earlier. 289 00:10:01,163 --> 00:10:03,563 Well, uh, again, I apologize. 290 00:10:03,598 --> 00:10:04,932 It was an accident. 291 00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:06,867 Uh, don't I get any credit for the note? 292 00:10:06,902 --> 00:10:08,335 No, you get zero credit for leaving a note. 293 00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:09,669 Anyone knows to leave a note. 294 00:10:09,705 --> 00:10:10,904 A real person would've hung around 295 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:12,005 and dealt with this in person. 296 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:13,273 It was an accident. 297 00:10:13,309 --> 00:10:14,607 Next time, I won't leave a note. 298 00:10:14,643 --> 00:10:16,143 - How 'bout that? - Look, Larry, 299 00:10:16,178 --> 00:10:17,544 you seem like a complete garbage person. 300 00:10:17,579 --> 00:10:18,979 How are you gonna pay for this, asshole? 301 00:10:19,014 --> 00:10:20,613 Okay, fuckface, I'll tell you what. 302 00:10:20,649 --> 00:10:22,549 I will text you my address. 303 00:10:22,584 --> 00:10:24,084 We don't need to go through insurance. 304 00:10:24,119 --> 00:10:25,652 And, uh, we'll set up a time. 305 00:10:25,687 --> 00:10:26,987 You'll come over and I'll give you a check. 306 00:10:27,022 --> 00:10:28,121 - How's that? - Fine, but I'm getting 307 00:10:28,157 --> 00:10:29,556 an estimate from the dealer. 308 00:10:29,591 --> 00:10:30,891 All right, I-I've had enough of you. 309 00:10:30,926 --> 00:10:32,525 Goodbye. 310 00:10:34,129 --> 00:10:35,229 Fucking asshole. 311 00:10:35,264 --> 00:10:36,897 Hey, could you do me a favor? 312 00:10:36,932 --> 00:10:38,498 It's about 900 degrees in here. 313 00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:39,999 Could-- could you turn the heat down a little bit? 314 00:10:40,034 --> 00:10:42,168 - I'm starting to sweat. - No. 315 00:10:43,438 --> 00:10:44,838 So, I play with Jeff 316 00:10:44,873 --> 00:10:46,806 and a few other guys most weekends. 317 00:10:46,842 --> 00:10:48,007 At the-- at the country club? 318 00:10:48,042 --> 00:10:49,609 - That's so cute. - Yeah. 319 00:10:49,644 --> 00:10:51,611 Country club. That's an odd-sounding word. 320 00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:53,747 Isn't that what it is, though? To be honest. 321 00:10:53,782 --> 00:10:55,548 What do you call it? You try to, like, 322 00:10:55,584 --> 00:10:56,783 make it seem less fancy. 323 00:10:56,818 --> 00:10:58,818 - At the, uh... - Uh, golf place. 324 00:10:58,854 --> 00:11:01,688 - Yeah, at the playground. I meet some of my friends. - Yeah. 325 00:11:04,526 --> 00:11:06,025 That's very funny. 326 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:07,994 - You're kind of funny. - Oh, wow. 327 00:11:08,029 --> 00:11:10,797 Yeah, I think we're having kind of a good date here, don't you think? 328 00:11:10,832 --> 00:11:12,331 - I told Susie... - Yeah. 329 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,700 ...and, boy, did she try to talk me out of it, but-- 330 00:11:13,735 --> 00:11:15,434 She's not a-- not a big fan of mine. 331 00:11:15,469 --> 00:11:17,803 I think the nicest thing she called you was quirky. 332 00:11:17,838 --> 00:11:21,172 - All she told me about you was you're an NBC censor. - Yes. 333 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:24,042 I see a lot of dirty words. 334 00:11:24,077 --> 00:11:26,344 - I'll bet. - It's amazing what, you know-- 335 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,546 what they try to get away with. 336 00:11:27,581 --> 00:11:29,080 Yeah? Like what? 337 00:11:29,116 --> 00:11:31,517 They try to get the penises in, 338 00:11:31,552 --> 00:11:33,419 and the pussy. 339 00:11:33,454 --> 00:11:35,921 Wet pussy, tight pussy, hot pussy. 340 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,256 You know, cock, balls, tits. 341 00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:40,392 You know, and after a while, 342 00:11:40,428 --> 00:11:42,027 at the end of the day, I just-- 343 00:11:42,062 --> 00:11:43,529 I just give it to them. 344 00:11:43,564 --> 00:11:44,897 - Yeah. - You know? 345 00:11:44,932 --> 00:11:46,765 I can't fight off the penis forever. 346 00:11:46,801 --> 00:11:48,700 - Just let it in. - Yeah. 347 00:11:48,736 --> 00:11:51,102 Let it just slip right in. 348 00:11:51,138 --> 00:11:52,703 Okay. 349 00:11:52,739 --> 00:11:54,939 What a fantastic date. 350 00:11:54,974 --> 00:11:57,408 - Not one pause, not one low. - No. 351 00:11:57,444 --> 00:11:59,276 The conversations just move and move. 352 00:11:59,312 --> 00:12:00,311 Great. 353 00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:02,914 In fact, if I were to go home 354 00:12:02,949 --> 00:12:05,382 and get a phone call from a friend, okay? 355 00:12:05,418 --> 00:12:06,984 - You-- you be my friend. Go ahead. - Okay. 356 00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,019 Larry, hey, I heard you went out on a date. 357 00:12:09,055 --> 00:12:11,322 - How was it? - Oh, fantastic. 358 00:12:11,357 --> 00:12:12,457 Really? Fantastic? 359 00:12:12,492 --> 00:12:14,391 - Really fantastic. - Wow. 360 00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:16,961 - Really like her a lot. - Oh! 361 00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:18,596 Not kidding. And you know what? 362 00:12:18,631 --> 00:12:19,964 She wears glasses. 363 00:12:19,999 --> 00:12:22,834 I love glasses on a woman. 364 00:12:22,869 --> 00:12:25,803 Oh, she's-- she's pretty and smart, sexy. 365 00:12:25,839 --> 00:12:28,105 Oh, I'm really a little-- I'm quite-- 366 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:29,673 I'm a little smitten. I'm a little smitten. 367 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,307 Larry, I haven't heard you s-- 368 00:12:31,343 --> 00:12:33,610 - talk this way in a long time. - Yes. I know, I know. 369 00:12:33,645 --> 00:12:35,479 - I really like this woman. - I'm happy for you. 370 00:12:35,514 --> 00:12:36,880 You know, a couple of things. 371 00:12:36,915 --> 00:12:38,181 Of course, nobody's perfect. 372 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,216 She-- she has a strange way 373 00:12:40,251 --> 00:12:41,718 of holding silverware like a pencil. 374 00:12:41,753 --> 00:12:43,954 She holds it like a pencil. That I've never seen before. 375 00:12:43,989 --> 00:12:46,356 - That's annoying. - Yeah, and she keeps the window open in the car. 376 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,693 - Ugh, air. - You know, my-- the big question tonight was, 377 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:52,128 - "Well, how am I gonna end it? How am I gonna..." - Mm-hmm. 378 00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:53,597 - "...am I gonna make a move?" - Mmm. 379 00:12:53,632 --> 00:12:55,298 Moves, they're tough. How do you do it? 380 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,432 It's a very difficult thing. 381 00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:58,535 Wow. So, uh, what happened? 382 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,805 - Well, I went in for a-- a kiss. - Yeah. 383 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,272 You know, and-- 384 00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:04,540 Who are you? 385 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,009 Oh! 386 00:13:06,044 --> 00:13:07,743 Ah. Hi. 387 00:13:07,778 --> 00:13:10,279 Larry, this is my son Eddie, that I was telling you about. 388 00:13:10,315 --> 00:13:12,015 - Yeah. - I didn't think you were up. 389 00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,649 Eddie, this is our friend Larry. 390 00:13:13,684 --> 00:13:15,751 - Hey. - Why is Mom going out with you? 391 00:13:15,786 --> 00:13:18,321 - Oh... - Yeah, no, that's a very good question, Eddie. 392 00:13:18,356 --> 00:13:20,523 Very good question. I don't know. 393 00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:21,891 Your head is so shiny. 394 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,527 Okay, honey. Now, come on. 395 00:13:24,562 --> 00:13:26,195 How 'bout a-- go grab a snack. 396 00:13:26,231 --> 00:13:29,332 - I'm getting a donut. - No, get something healthy. 397 00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:32,601 And then her son came down... 398 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:35,371 - So... - ...and he insulted me. 399 00:13:35,407 --> 00:13:37,939 You know, and that was the end of the night, pretty much. 400 00:13:37,974 --> 00:13:40,475 - I'm sorry. - Ah, no sweat. 401 00:13:40,511 --> 00:13:41,709 He, um... 402 00:13:41,745 --> 00:13:42,911 He has Asperger's. 403 00:13:42,946 --> 00:13:44,679 Ah, Asperger. 404 00:13:44,714 --> 00:13:47,282 - Yeah, he's on the spectrum. - Wow. Spectrum? 405 00:13:47,317 --> 00:13:49,084 Why are these chocolate sprinkles? 406 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,419 - On the spectrum? - Mm-hmm. 407 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,753 I only eat rainbow sprinkles! 408 00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:53,555 I'm so sorry, but I gotta... 409 00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:55,323 - Yeah. Yeah. - Ca-call me. 410 00:13:55,359 --> 00:13:57,025 - Okay? M'kay. - Oh, sure, yeah. 411 00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:58,860 Hey, it was really fun. 412 00:13:58,895 --> 00:14:00,362 Yeah. Nice. Okay. 413 00:14:00,397 --> 00:14:02,130 You'll-- you'll find the door. 414 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,298 I'm coming, honey. 415 00:14:06,403 --> 00:14:07,702 Why didn't you tell me he was black? 416 00:14:07,737 --> 00:14:09,103 What does it matter? 417 00:14:09,138 --> 00:14:10,304 No, it doesn't matter at all. 418 00:14:10,339 --> 00:14:11,606 You know, 'cause when I got there, 419 00:14:11,641 --> 00:14:12,941 I was surprised and I blurted something out 420 00:14:12,976 --> 00:14:15,009 and the whole thing was a disaster. 421 00:14:15,045 --> 00:14:16,744 - What did you blurt out? - I said I didn't know you were black. 422 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,980 - Why'd you do that?! - Because I was surprised. 423 00:14:19,015 --> 00:14:21,515 What were you surprised about? 424 00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:24,786 Because he didn't sound black on the phone, okay?! 425 00:14:25,755 --> 00:14:27,822 - Where's Susie? - Upstairs. 426 00:14:27,857 --> 00:14:29,691 I do know what he's talking about. 427 00:14:29,726 --> 00:14:33,494 So stupid. 428 00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:41,969 Oh, Jesus Christ! What are you doing up here? 429 00:14:42,004 --> 00:14:44,871 This is upstairs. You don't come upstairs in somebody's house. 430 00:14:44,907 --> 00:14:47,140 - W-why? What's so special about-- - This is my boudoir! 431 00:14:47,175 --> 00:14:48,976 It's off-limits! 432 00:14:49,011 --> 00:14:50,343 Off-limits! 433 00:14:50,378 --> 00:14:52,479 Would Mrs. Cleaver 434 00:14:52,514 --> 00:14:54,147 talk that way to Eddie Haskell 435 00:14:54,182 --> 00:14:56,116 if he came upstairs to her-- to her bedroom? 436 00:14:56,151 --> 00:14:57,317 Oh, I think so. 437 00:14:57,352 --> 00:14:59,519 Mrs. Cleaver hated Eddie Haskell 438 00:14:59,554 --> 00:15:01,688 'cause Eddie Haskell was a kiss-ass, 439 00:15:01,724 --> 00:15:03,423 obsequious, little shit. 440 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:04,891 I think he had access to the house. 441 00:15:04,927 --> 00:15:06,793 But that's because the boys were upstairs. 442 00:15:06,829 --> 00:15:09,596 Okay, so all I'm asking for is Haskell-access. 443 00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:12,798 I want the same-- I want the same privileges as Eddie Haskell! 444 00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:14,433 - Okay, number one-- - Is that asking too much?! 445 00:15:14,468 --> 00:15:15,768 What are you doing here anyway? 446 00:15:15,803 --> 00:15:16,936 Why didn't you tell me 447 00:15:16,971 --> 00:15:19,772 that her kid had... 448 00:15:21,408 --> 00:15:23,375 - you know. - What? 449 00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:27,013 Ass... Ass... 450 00:15:27,048 --> 00:15:28,981 - What? - Asper... 451 00:15:29,017 --> 00:15:31,283 - Asperger's. Yeah, what about it? - Asperger's. 452 00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:33,185 - Why didn't I tell you? - Yeah, why didn't you tell me? 453 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,087 Wha-- why should I have told you? 454 00:15:35,123 --> 00:15:37,123 - You could've mentioned it. - I set you up on a date. 455 00:15:37,158 --> 00:15:39,859 You should be lucky that I even did that for you. 456 00:15:39,894 --> 00:15:41,994 - So, how did it go? - Pretty damn good. 457 00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:42,995 Really like her. 458 00:15:43,031 --> 00:15:44,296 - Good. - What she say about me? 459 00:15:44,331 --> 00:15:46,631 She had a good time. 460 00:15:48,468 --> 00:15:50,769 - That's it? - Mm, she li-- yeah. 461 00:15:50,804 --> 00:15:53,204 - What? - She-- she's had a good time. 462 00:15:53,239 --> 00:15:55,173 - That's all she said? - That's all she said. 463 00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,008 I'll tell you what. 464 00:15:57,044 --> 00:15:58,743 - I was about to make a move on the couch... - Yeah? 465 00:15:58,779 --> 00:16:00,845 ...and that little prick son ruined it for me. 466 00:16:00,881 --> 00:16:03,281 Aw. My heart is breaking. 467 00:16:03,316 --> 00:16:04,983 All right, go! Just leave. 468 00:16:05,018 --> 00:16:06,317 Okay, but I can't get home. 469 00:16:06,352 --> 00:16:07,952 The Uber's not picking me up, for some reason. 470 00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:10,488 Yeah, well, walk. Get the fuck out! Go now! 471 00:16:10,523 --> 00:16:14,059 Has Jeff seen you in those curlers of late? 472 00:16:14,094 --> 00:16:15,694 Get! Out! Out! Out! 473 00:16:15,729 --> 00:16:18,329 Oh, what a fucking asshole. 474 00:16:22,535 --> 00:16:24,435 Oh, finally. 475 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:25,436 The hell is this? 476 00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:30,874 - This an Uber? - UberX. 477 00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:38,482 Took quite a while. 478 00:16:38,518 --> 00:16:41,319 Okay. 479 00:16:41,354 --> 00:16:44,121 - Am I wrong? - Kind of took a gamble picking you up 480 00:16:44,156 --> 00:16:46,324 - with that one-star rating. - What? 481 00:16:46,359 --> 00:16:47,725 Yeah. 482 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,959 You know, usually I, uh-- 483 00:16:48,994 --> 00:16:50,861 I pick up four, five stars. 484 00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:52,363 I know they're gonna be responsible, 485 00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:53,664 respectful of the car, 486 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,798 not be a problem. 487 00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,299 - But... - One star? 488 00:16:56,335 --> 00:16:58,869 I'm not one star. 489 00:16:58,904 --> 00:17:00,938 - I'm a five. - You might feel like a five, 490 00:17:00,973 --> 00:17:03,040 but Uber says you're a one, buddy. 491 00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:06,710 Holy shit. 492 00:17:07,747 --> 00:17:08,979 Four other stars next to it, 493 00:17:09,014 --> 00:17:09,980 not filled in. 494 00:17:10,015 --> 00:17:11,248 The Romanian! 495 00:17:11,283 --> 00:17:13,183 - The Romanian? - The Romanian. 496 00:17:13,219 --> 00:17:15,753 Gave me-- he gave me a one and took me down from a five to a one. 497 00:17:15,788 --> 00:17:19,623 - One-Star Larry is really, uh-- really not a popular guy. - All right. Okay. 498 00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:36,739 Man. 499 00:17:36,775 --> 00:17:38,775 What the hell is going on in here? 500 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:41,778 - Phew. - Huh? It's 92 degrees. 501 00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:43,179 You're damn right it's 92 degrees. 502 00:17:43,214 --> 00:17:44,147 Tina came over. 503 00:17:44,182 --> 00:17:45,714 - Who? - Yogi Tina. 504 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,049 Like that shit hot. 505 00:17:47,085 --> 00:17:48,785 - Where is she? - Fuck you think she's at? 506 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,153 She's up there fuckin' recuperating. 507 00:17:50,188 --> 00:17:51,420 What are you doing in my house? 508 00:17:51,455 --> 00:17:53,990 I'm in here fuckin' at 92 degrees. 509 00:17:54,025 --> 00:17:55,624 - What? You're what? - That's what the fuck's going on. 510 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,660 Why are you having sex in my house? 511 00:17:57,695 --> 00:17:59,929 - Because-- - You got a guest house back there. 512 00:17:59,964 --> 00:18:01,764 - I can't fuck... - Huh? 513 00:18:01,799 --> 00:18:03,464 ...at 92 degrees in my room 514 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,866 'cause my room won't get hot enough. 515 00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:06,001 - Okay, well you-- - It gets hot in here. 516 00:18:06,036 --> 00:18:07,302 Well, you already did it, right? 517 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,104 - Now get out. - No, I did part one. 518 00:18:09,139 --> 00:18:10,538 I didn't do part two or three yet. 519 00:18:10,573 --> 00:18:13,008 Okay, there's not gonna be a part two or three, okay? 520 00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:14,943 - There's always a part two and three. - No, no, no. No! 521 00:18:14,978 --> 00:18:17,179 I'm not gonna sit here and leave her at fuckin' part one. 522 00:18:17,214 --> 00:18:18,579 Well, why is it 92 degrees? 523 00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:20,248 She's a yoga instructor. She likes hot yoga. 524 00:18:20,284 --> 00:18:22,550 Oh, so she likes hot sex and hot yoga, is that it? 525 00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:23,952 That's fuckin' right. That's what the fuck she does. 526 00:18:23,987 --> 00:18:25,687 I want you out of the house. 527 00:18:25,722 --> 00:18:29,390 I don't want some post-sex guy walking around my house, okay? 528 00:18:29,426 --> 00:18:31,492 - Now get out. - First of all, 529 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,228 there's nothing wrong with people having 530 00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:35,363 the scent of-- of fuck on their body. 531 00:18:35,398 --> 00:18:38,432 I don't like the scent of fuck, okay? 532 00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,901 Sue me. I don't like fuck scent. 533 00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:43,603 All right, look, uh, some guy named Greg called for you. 534 00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:45,706 He said your car's gonna be ready in three weeks. 535 00:18:45,741 --> 00:18:48,843 Three weeks? On the phone, he said a couple of days. 536 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,611 - Oh, wow. - Well, did he sound like he was ticked off? 537 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:54,448 No, he just sounded like some random black dude 538 00:18:54,483 --> 00:18:55,850 who's calling about your car. 539 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,854 - How do you know he's black? - I know how black people sound. 540 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:03,324 - You could tell that guy was black? - Fuck, yeah, instantly. 541 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,025 - Wow. - Three words. Bam. 542 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,894 Jews, I could tell within, like, a minute. 543 00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:08,528 - Man or woman. - Of course, 'cause you're Jewish. 544 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,230 You-- you give me two minutes, and I could tell you 545 00:19:10,265 --> 00:19:11,630 if they're reform or conservative. 546 00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:13,666 Hmm. Uh-oh. 547 00:19:13,701 --> 00:19:15,101 Somebody recuperated. 548 00:19:15,136 --> 00:19:18,137 Oh, well, well, well. 549 00:19:18,173 --> 00:19:20,773 - Look who's here. - Hello, Larry. 550 00:19:20,808 --> 00:19:23,175 How's the temperature? Is it to your liking? 551 00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,210 It's the optimal temperature for climaxing. 552 00:19:25,246 --> 00:19:26,345 Oh, is it? 553 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,346 Ha, ha, is it? 554 00:19:27,381 --> 00:19:29,814 You... are gonna have to leave. 555 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:32,251 - Such hospitality. - Feels good? 556 00:19:32,286 --> 00:19:33,485 Namaste. 557 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,853 Okay. Now get the fuck out. 558 00:19:34,889 --> 00:19:36,755 I'm still gonna nama-stick-it-in-her. 559 00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:38,357 Tell you that. 560 00:19:38,392 --> 00:19:39,691 Hold on. Hold on, baby. 561 00:19:39,726 --> 00:19:41,459 Let me talk to you real quick. 562 00:19:41,495 --> 00:19:43,595 - It's right over there. - That looks nice. 563 00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,697 - Why are we going to this place? - Because... 564 00:19:45,732 --> 00:19:47,465 - It stinks. - Highly recommended. 565 00:19:47,501 --> 00:19:49,667 They better have a cheeseburger, no condiments. 566 00:19:49,703 --> 00:19:52,004 - I don't like condiments. - Is that so? 567 00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:54,506 - Hey, look at that guy. - Yeah, look at that guy. 568 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,274 Wow. 569 00:19:56,309 --> 00:19:57,809 Free. 570 00:19:57,844 --> 00:20:00,144 He'll be fine once we get to the restaurant. 571 00:20:00,179 --> 00:20:01,546 - Uh... - So... 572 00:20:01,581 --> 00:20:03,047 Huh. 573 00:20:03,082 --> 00:20:04,382 - Thank you. - Bye. 574 00:20:04,418 --> 00:20:05,917 - Well, well. - Thank you. 575 00:20:05,952 --> 00:20:07,585 - Hey, you know what? - What? 576 00:20:07,621 --> 00:20:08,620 I'll be right back. 577 00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:13,391 Oh, come on. 578 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,632 A one? 579 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,400 You gave me a one? 580 00:20:22,436 --> 00:20:24,469 - Honestly. - I don't like the way you spoke to me. 581 00:20:24,504 --> 00:20:25,870 You insulted-- 582 00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:28,406 you insulted the lowland women of my country, okay? 583 00:20:28,441 --> 00:20:31,042 - You are asking me to set you up with-- - Let's be honest about it. 584 00:20:31,077 --> 00:20:32,543 They're not the most attractive group-- 585 00:20:32,578 --> 00:20:33,744 You have-- you've never seen-- 586 00:20:33,779 --> 00:20:35,379 you want me to pull up pictures for you? 587 00:20:35,415 --> 00:20:36,914 I've seen plenty of pictures of Romanian women. 588 00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:38,849 And the Bulgarians, and the Hungarians. 589 00:20:38,884 --> 00:20:39,917 No beauties. Come on. 590 00:20:39,953 --> 00:20:41,485 First of all, 591 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,287 do you hear yourself talking? 592 00:20:43,323 --> 00:20:45,622 You are the rudest person I've ever met. 593 00:20:45,658 --> 00:20:47,791 You are an angry person, okay? 594 00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:49,393 And you ask me to change the heat... 595 00:20:49,429 --> 00:20:51,395 Who's angry? You're the one who's angry, not me. 596 00:20:51,431 --> 00:20:53,697 - You're angry. - You are making me angry, my friend. 597 00:20:53,732 --> 00:20:57,268 I am not the one insulting your culture, your country, your women. 598 00:20:57,303 --> 00:21:00,271 I gave you a five. I gave you a five. 599 00:21:00,306 --> 00:21:01,872 Of course, because I gave you nice service. 600 00:21:01,907 --> 00:21:03,907 I take you where you want to go, quickest route. 601 00:21:03,943 --> 00:21:05,742 Okay, look, look, I wanna ask you a favor, okay? 602 00:21:05,778 --> 00:21:07,811 I can't get Ubers now on account of you, 603 00:21:07,847 --> 00:21:09,212 so I want you to change the rating. 604 00:21:09,247 --> 00:21:10,481 Oh, change the rating? 605 00:21:10,516 --> 00:21:11,849 - Yeah. - Okay. 606 00:21:11,884 --> 00:21:14,818 You want me to go into the algorithm and change it? 607 00:21:14,854 --> 00:21:17,454 Sure. Oh, no problem. Of course. 608 00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:20,524 Let me just open a programming window on my phone 609 00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:22,659 and enter some code for you. 610 00:21:22,695 --> 00:21:23,961 What are you writing over there? 611 00:21:23,996 --> 00:21:25,829 I'm just entering some notes for other drivers. 612 00:21:25,865 --> 00:21:27,230 - What is that? - Don't worry. 613 00:21:27,265 --> 00:21:28,765 I wanna see what you're writing. 614 00:21:28,801 --> 00:21:30,734 - Get out of my car. - Give me that cell phone. 615 00:21:30,769 --> 00:21:31,935 I'm not giving you my cell phone. 616 00:21:31,971 --> 00:21:33,604 Don't touch my cell phone. 617 00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:34,771 All right, you know what? 618 00:21:34,807 --> 00:21:37,207 I'm changing my rating of you. 619 00:21:37,242 --> 00:21:39,275 From a five to a zero. 620 00:21:39,311 --> 00:21:40,943 - Okay, try it. Take your phone out. - Okay. Yeah, I will try it. 621 00:21:40,979 --> 00:21:43,346 Go ahead because Uber ratings are final, my friend. 622 00:21:43,382 --> 00:21:44,881 - They're final?! - They are final. 623 00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:46,649 You know what I regret the most? 624 00:21:46,684 --> 00:21:47,850 When I said to you, "If you were gonna 625 00:21:47,886 --> 00:21:49,619 fix me up with your sister, 626 00:21:49,654 --> 00:21:51,121 - what Uber rating would you give me?" - Yeah. 627 00:21:51,156 --> 00:21:52,588 I would never go out with your sister 628 00:21:52,624 --> 00:21:53,923 under any circumstances. 629 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:55,958 My sister would not look at a picture of you. 630 00:21:55,994 --> 00:21:58,828 - She's a gorgeous Romanian woman. - Gorgeous Romanian? 631 00:21:58,863 --> 00:22:00,163 That's an oxymoron. 632 00:22:00,198 --> 00:22:01,631 - Gorgeous Romanian. - That's it. 633 00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:03,799 - No, what? Hey! - You think that I'm gonna-- 634 00:22:03,835 --> 00:22:06,403 say something about my sister again! 635 00:22:06,438 --> 00:22:08,704 And I'm telling you, 636 00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:10,306 I don't think Bridget's kid has Asperger's. 637 00:22:10,342 --> 00:22:12,842 I swear to God, I just think he's an asshole. 638 00:22:12,877 --> 00:22:16,946 - The kid's an asshole. - I know a lot of people with Asperger's, I do. 639 00:22:16,981 --> 00:22:18,247 Not a lot, but I know some. 640 00:22:18,282 --> 00:22:20,149 And you know what, they're delightful people. 641 00:22:20,184 --> 00:22:22,752 This kid, I'm betting you're right. 642 00:22:22,787 --> 00:22:25,154 - Asshole. - I think so. 643 00:22:25,189 --> 00:22:27,023 You know, to be honest with you, 644 00:22:27,058 --> 00:22:29,324 I'm gonna start telling people that you're on the spectrum. 645 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,962 - I could be. - Any bad behavior can be written off as what? 646 00:22:32,997 --> 00:22:34,163 - Spectrum. - Spectrum. 647 00:22:34,198 --> 00:22:35,631 Hello, hello, hello. 648 00:22:35,667 --> 00:22:37,366 It's hot as fuckin' hell in there, Larry. 649 00:22:37,401 --> 00:22:38,701 Well, I know. The-- the heating's broken. 650 00:22:38,736 --> 00:22:40,636 And the heating guy's here. He's fixing it. 651 00:22:40,672 --> 00:22:42,004 That's why we're sitting out here. 652 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,238 Oh, all right. Well, listen, 653 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:45,340 I'm going around to all my friends 654 00:22:45,376 --> 00:22:47,609 and I'm giving them these sample baskets. 655 00:22:47,644 --> 00:22:49,911 So maybe you could give this one to Bridget. 656 00:22:49,947 --> 00:22:51,447 So-- so what did she say about me? 657 00:22:51,482 --> 00:22:54,383 Come on, give me-- give me a little something. 658 00:22:54,418 --> 00:22:56,251 Huh? What do you got? 659 00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:58,019 - What'd she say? - She said to me... 660 00:22:58,055 --> 00:23:00,589 - Yeah. - ...that she thinks you're terrific. 661 00:23:00,624 --> 00:23:02,657 There you go! Now you're talking! 662 00:23:02,693 --> 00:23:04,359 - You like her? - I do. 663 00:23:04,395 --> 00:23:07,396 But that prick son is driving me crazy. 664 00:23:07,431 --> 00:23:09,164 Ugh, you know what, you've never had children. 665 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,567 Every single time you deal with a woman with kids, 666 00:23:11,602 --> 00:23:12,701 you have a problem. 667 00:23:12,736 --> 00:23:14,703 I suggest you foster a kid. 668 00:23:19,242 --> 00:23:21,075 - Okay. I'll go-- - It'll make you a better man. 669 00:23:21,111 --> 00:23:22,710 I'll go down to the pound today. 670 00:23:22,745 --> 00:23:24,545 I'll go down-- I'll go down to the foster pound. 671 00:23:24,581 --> 00:23:26,080 Would you come with me to the foster pound? 672 00:23:26,116 --> 00:23:28,182 Always looking forward for a trip to the foster pound. 673 00:23:28,218 --> 00:23:31,185 - Oh, it is so hot in there. - Yeah, I know. 674 00:23:31,221 --> 00:23:33,321 Yeah, it's, like, stuck on 92 degrees. 675 00:23:33,356 --> 00:23:34,955 - I know. - Yeah. 676 00:23:34,991 --> 00:23:36,224 It's much nicer out here. 677 00:23:36,259 --> 00:23:37,592 So what do you think? How's it looking? 678 00:23:37,627 --> 00:23:39,760 Well, we're running a system diagnostics test 679 00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:41,629 and, uh, you know, we'll have our answer soon. 680 00:23:41,664 --> 00:23:43,731 Do you specialize more in heating than air-conditioning? 681 00:23:43,766 --> 00:23:45,699 Oh, we do both-- heat and AC. 682 00:23:45,735 --> 00:23:48,102 If I called you up and said I have a particular problem, 683 00:23:48,138 --> 00:23:50,505 would you prefer if I said heating or air-conditioning? 684 00:23:50,540 --> 00:23:52,440 - I have no preference. - No preference at all? 685 00:23:52,475 --> 00:23:54,274 No preference at all. You know, they're like-- you know, it's like children. 686 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:56,610 Okay, like children. Say you had a "Sophie's Choice." 687 00:23:56,646 --> 00:23:59,013 You have two children, heating and air-conditioning. 688 00:23:59,048 --> 00:24:01,481 You have to pick one, the one you had an infinity for, 689 00:24:01,517 --> 00:24:05,318 and the other one goes into the concentration camp. 690 00:24:05,354 --> 00:24:07,021 Which one-- which one you gonna keep? 691 00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:10,190 Heat. Go with heat. 692 00:24:10,225 --> 00:24:12,492 So air conditioning's going to the concentration camp. 693 00:24:12,528 --> 00:24:14,828 ...going to the concentration camp, but heat is saved. 694 00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:18,766 You know, our AC isn't working that well either. 695 00:24:18,801 --> 00:24:21,969 - Ah, it's from Bridget. - Wow. 696 00:24:24,573 --> 00:24:27,774 What she see's in him, I have no idea. 697 00:24:27,809 --> 00:24:30,643 Hey. Hey. How long is this gonna take? 698 00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:33,312 - I-- you gotta get this done quickly. - Yeah, I got some bad news. 699 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,481 You got a broken part, and it's gonna take about three days. 700 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:37,784 - I don't have it on the truck. Yeah. - What? Three days? 701 00:24:37,819 --> 00:24:39,652 Y-you were so confident outside. 702 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,587 - You said you got it done. - Mm-hmm, yeah. 703 00:24:41,622 --> 00:24:43,956 - You said you were a heat guy. - I-- I am a heat guy. 704 00:24:43,992 --> 00:24:45,692 What you have is a cooling problem. 705 00:24:45,727 --> 00:24:47,026 - Cooling?! - Yeah. 706 00:24:47,062 --> 00:24:48,761 You sent the cooling kid to the concentration camp. 707 00:24:48,797 --> 00:24:50,596 Okay, it's not a kid, okay? 708 00:24:50,631 --> 00:24:51,998 It's chlorofluorocarbons. 709 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:53,399 Okay, they're not-- they're not children. 710 00:24:53,434 --> 00:24:55,802 I did not send a child to a concentration camp. 711 00:24:55,837 --> 00:24:57,303 Yeah, you know, I was gonna consummate. 712 00:24:57,338 --> 00:24:58,771 I had a window open to consummate. 713 00:24:58,807 --> 00:25:00,073 Now the window's closed. 714 00:25:00,108 --> 00:25:01,674 - No consummation. - Why is it closed? 715 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,541 Well, I'm not gonna have sex in a 92-degree room. 716 00:25:03,577 --> 00:25:05,543 You get all sweaty. There's-- it's disgusting. 717 00:25:05,579 --> 00:25:07,813 The sweat's on the sheets, I have to take my shirt off. 718 00:25:07,848 --> 00:25:09,214 I'm not gonna have sex with my shirt off. 719 00:25:09,249 --> 00:25:11,249 You don't take your shirt off during sex? 720 00:25:11,284 --> 00:25:13,484 - No, I don't-- no. - I take my shirt off while I'm kissing. 721 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,920 I love it. I get completely free. 722 00:25:14,955 --> 00:25:16,922 All right. I-- I don't really know your name. 723 00:25:16,957 --> 00:25:18,423 You don't have one of those little tags on... 724 00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:20,225 - No, we don't wear tags. - I'll take a guess. 725 00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:22,861 - Uh, Bob? - It's Bill. 726 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:25,597 All right, Bill, uh, let's not talk about this anymore. 727 00:25:25,632 --> 00:25:27,065 All right, I'm sorry, you brought it up. 728 00:25:27,101 --> 00:25:29,267 Yeah, I did. I-- I gotta text her 729 00:25:29,302 --> 00:25:32,104 and tell her we can't-- she can't come over. 730 00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:33,905 I got it. 731 00:25:36,809 --> 00:25:38,609 I'm here for my money, Lar-- 732 00:25:38,644 --> 00:25:40,211 Oh, my God. 733 00:25:40,246 --> 00:25:42,279 I'm Justin. My car was the one, 734 00:25:42,314 --> 00:25:45,750 uh, damaged, um... 735 00:25:45,785 --> 00:25:48,018 I'm sorry, I didn't kno-- I didn't know you were black. 736 00:25:48,054 --> 00:25:50,320 - Does it matter? - No. God, no. 737 00:25:50,356 --> 00:25:53,257 No, like, that could literally not matter less. 738 00:25:53,292 --> 00:25:54,959 Yeah, uh, um, 739 00:25:54,994 --> 00:25:57,327 you know, this is the estimate I got from the dealership, 740 00:25:57,363 --> 00:25:58,562 but, uh, it seems high. 741 00:25:58,597 --> 00:26:02,233 And, uh, like, the car, it wasn't... 742 00:26:02,268 --> 00:26:04,368 You know, why don't-- 743 00:26:04,403 --> 00:26:06,237 why don't I just take care of this? 744 00:26:06,272 --> 00:26:07,938 We'll, uh-- we'll call this one good. 745 00:26:07,974 --> 00:26:10,006 I'm-- I'm really sorry for the misunderstanding. 746 00:26:10,041 --> 00:26:12,041 Anyway, uh, thank you for leaving a note. 747 00:26:12,077 --> 00:26:13,644 That was really considerate. Thank you. 748 00:26:13,679 --> 00:26:15,345 - My man. - My man. Thank you. 749 00:26:15,381 --> 00:26:17,314 - We good. - Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry about-- 750 00:26:17,349 --> 00:26:20,717 - I'm gonna go ahead and take care-- okay. - Yeah, yeah, we good. 751 00:26:24,657 --> 00:26:25,656 Wow. 752 00:26:25,691 --> 00:26:26,956 - Huh?! - Look at that. 753 00:26:26,992 --> 00:26:28,625 - That was beautiful. - That was nice. 754 00:26:28,661 --> 00:26:30,560 - White people. - Hey, man, white people. 755 00:26:30,596 --> 00:26:33,129 Gotta love 'em. Namaste. 756 00:26:33,165 --> 00:26:34,698 Namaste up in this mother fucker. 757 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:38,702 Hey, Greg. 758 00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:42,306 Ah... hey, Larry. 759 00:26:42,341 --> 00:26:44,140 Yeah, um... 760 00:26:45,343 --> 00:26:47,944 I just came to apologize 761 00:26:47,979 --> 00:26:49,112 for the other day. 762 00:26:49,147 --> 00:26:52,481 Thing is that I didn't m-- 763 00:26:52,517 --> 00:26:55,885 tell you was that I have Asperger's. 764 00:26:55,921 --> 00:26:57,821 You have Asperger's? Ah. 765 00:26:57,856 --> 00:26:59,689 Jeff never mentioned anything, I'm so sorry. 766 00:26:59,724 --> 00:27:00,957 Why would he need to? 767 00:27:00,992 --> 00:27:02,692 Well, no, no, no, I-- he doesn't need to. 768 00:27:02,727 --> 00:27:04,694 You-- you're right. I'm sorry. 769 00:27:04,729 --> 00:27:06,296 Um, how bad is it? 770 00:27:06,331 --> 00:27:08,164 Is-- I mean, how mild or? 771 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,499 No, I'm on the, uh-- I'm on the spectrum. 772 00:27:10,535 --> 00:27:11,968 You know, I have no-- I have no filter. 773 00:27:12,003 --> 00:27:13,336 I say whatever comes into my head. 774 00:27:13,371 --> 00:27:15,004 You know, I have trouble making eye contact. 775 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,840 I-- I get it. I-- you know what? 776 00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:18,674 We'll have the car ready for you tomorrow. 777 00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:20,443 It's just a ding. Free of charge. 778 00:27:20,478 --> 00:27:22,177 What?! What? What? 779 00:27:22,213 --> 00:27:24,580 - Yeah, again, I apologize so much. - Yeah, yeah. 780 00:27:24,615 --> 00:27:25,781 - Tomorrow. Yeah. - Sorry. 781 00:27:25,817 --> 00:27:26,816 He said he's sorry. He's sorry. 782 00:27:26,851 --> 00:27:28,217 I-- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 783 00:27:28,252 --> 00:27:29,852 Yeah, he's really sorry. He's sorry. 784 00:27:29,887 --> 00:27:31,253 Car will be ready when? 785 00:27:31,288 --> 00:27:32,421 - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow. 786 00:27:32,457 --> 00:27:33,989 - Free. - S-see you tomorrow. 787 00:27:34,024 --> 00:27:35,424 Tomorrow. 788 00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:36,759 - T-t-- yeah, tomorrow. - Yeah. 789 00:27:36,794 --> 00:27:38,026 - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow, tomorrow. 790 00:27:38,062 --> 00:27:39,995 - Yeah, okay. - You need a ride? 791 00:27:40,030 --> 00:27:41,964 No, I'm a-- I'm a good driver. 792 00:27:41,999 --> 00:27:43,599 I'm a good driver. 793 00:27:45,703 --> 00:27:47,837 - Nice to be out, isn't it? - I love this shit. 794 00:27:47,872 --> 00:27:50,305 - Out of that hot house? - You can't take that shit. 795 00:27:50,341 --> 00:27:52,741 You a Anglo-Anglo motherfucker. 796 00:27:52,776 --> 00:27:54,141 You know? 797 00:27:54,177 --> 00:27:56,745 Your body's not used to that kind of temperature. 798 00:27:57,210 --> 00:28:00,314 _ 799 00:28:02,218 --> 00:28:04,452 - The fuck is it? - Bridget. 800 00:28:04,488 --> 00:28:06,187 - The-- the NBC censor. - Yeah, yeah. 801 00:28:06,222 --> 00:28:08,690 I haven't had sex with her yet. She invited me over to her house. 802 00:28:08,725 --> 00:28:10,291 - We got an hour. - Oh, man. 803 00:28:10,326 --> 00:28:11,760 - I got an hour window. - An hour's a good fuck window. 804 00:28:11,795 --> 00:28:12,994 Fuck, I don't have a car. 805 00:28:13,029 --> 00:28:14,061 I need to borrow your car. 806 00:28:14,097 --> 00:28:15,062 - Mm-mmm. - What?! 807 00:28:15,098 --> 00:28:16,163 You ain't borrowing my car. 808 00:28:16,199 --> 00:28:17,399 - Why not?! - I got a date. 809 00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:18,633 You're not gonna give me your car? 810 00:28:18,668 --> 00:28:19,934 No! You're not getting my fucking car. 811 00:28:19,969 --> 00:28:21,335 No, no, no. Use the guest house. 812 00:28:21,371 --> 00:28:22,603 - The guest house?! - Use that shit, man. 813 00:28:22,638 --> 00:28:23,771 That scum-shack?! 814 00:28:23,806 --> 00:28:24,838 You think I'm gonna go in there? 815 00:28:24,874 --> 00:28:26,039 - Are you crazy? - Scum-shack? 816 00:28:26,074 --> 00:28:27,508 There must have been 10,000 ejaculations 817 00:28:27,543 --> 00:28:28,809 in that place in just two years. 818 00:28:28,844 --> 00:28:30,310 That means that room is broken in. 819 00:28:30,345 --> 00:28:31,945 It's ready. It's prime and ready to fuck. 820 00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:34,080 Okay, fuck that. All right, I'll tell you what. 821 00:28:34,116 --> 00:28:36,016 Okay, I'll tell you what. 822 00:28:36,051 --> 00:28:37,418 I-- I can't do Uber, 823 00:28:37,453 --> 00:28:39,887 so just get-- get me an Uber. 824 00:28:39,922 --> 00:28:41,354 - No, fuck that. - What? 825 00:28:41,390 --> 00:28:42,556 You gonna bring my rating down. 826 00:28:42,591 --> 00:28:43,924 I'm a good five right now. 827 00:28:43,959 --> 00:28:45,926 - I'm a five. - No, no, you a fuckin' one. 828 00:28:45,961 --> 00:28:47,594 Yeah, well, that's 'cause one idiot changed it to a one. 829 00:28:47,630 --> 00:28:48,829 - No, no, no, no. - That doesn't mean anything. 830 00:28:48,864 --> 00:28:50,096 You don't know how to respect people. 831 00:28:50,132 --> 00:28:51,431 - You're a cocksucker. - Fuck that. 832 00:28:51,466 --> 00:28:53,399 - I'm gonna take a bus. - Yeah, you do that. 833 00:28:53,435 --> 00:28:54,634 - You a cocksucker! - Hey! 834 00:28:54,669 --> 00:28:56,368 And your friendship rating just went down! 835 00:28:56,404 --> 00:28:58,404 Hey! Hey! 836 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:01,240 Hey! No, no, no. 837 00:29:01,275 --> 00:29:04,009 Oh, come on. Op-open the door! 838 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,113 Does this go to Olympic and Hauser? 839 00:29:08,149 --> 00:29:10,349 - Not all the way. You gotta transfer. - Transfer? 840 00:29:18,793 --> 00:29:19,959 What are you sitting in the middle for? 841 00:29:19,994 --> 00:29:20,993 Why don't you move over one? 842 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,229 Okay, or whatever you're saying, 843 00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,332 but it's-- it's a little strange. 844 00:29:27,367 --> 00:29:28,967 I've never seen a person sit in the middle. 845 00:29:29,002 --> 00:29:31,336 It's like using the middle urinal. 846 00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:38,777 You know it's odd, I-- I'm not sure if you can understand me or not just-- 847 00:29:41,081 --> 00:29:42,981 No, no, you go over there. 848 00:29:44,852 --> 00:29:46,751 No, you sit there. No, no. 849 00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:54,258 Sir? 850 00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:55,594 Olympic and Hauser? 851 00:29:55,629 --> 00:29:58,128 I'm supposed to go to, um-- sir? 852 00:29:58,163 --> 00:30:00,698 I'm supposed to go to, uh, Olympic and Hauser. 853 00:30:00,733 --> 00:30:02,065 Yeah, well, that's easy, man. 854 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,567 Get off at the La Cienega stop. 855 00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:04,768 You got a couple options. 856 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:06,470 Okay, will you tell me when that's, uh-- 857 00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:09,106 - when that's coming up? - I'm not your babysitter. 858 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,724 Figure it out. 859 00:30:10,895 --> 00:30:12,992 This bus is a very cold, unforgiving place. 860 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,573 I don't like it one bit. 861 00:30:18,718 --> 00:30:20,584 Does this go to Olympic and Hauser? 862 00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:22,553 Mm-hmm. 863 00:30:26,526 --> 00:30:27,625 There you go. 864 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:30,093 - To transfer, right? - Yup. 865 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:32,395 - Huh. Yeah, I did it. - All right, you did it, 866 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,730 but can you do me a favor and get 867 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:35,798 behind the yellow line for your safety? 868 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,233 - Thank you. - Could you do me a favor 869 00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:40,003 and maybe go a little faster than you normally might? 870 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:41,671 I-- I cannot do you that favor. 871 00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:45,474 Yellows. If there's anyway that-- to ignore the yellows. 872 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,109 Sir, I'm not ignoring any yellows. 873 00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:49,245 - I-- I understand but people-- - Have a seat. Have a seat. 874 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,648 People pay a little too much attention to yellows and-- 875 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,250 I am driving this bus. I don't wanna hear no more back talk. 876 00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:56,519 - There's not another route? - Sit down! 877 00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:58,387 - There is not another route. - Hey, shush down here for a second. 878 00:30:58,423 --> 00:30:59,956 I got some personal business. 879 00:30:59,991 --> 00:31:01,424 You gonna make me crazy now. 880 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:02,992 Do you wanna drive this bus, sir? 881 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,928 - Is that an option? - No, it's not an option. 882 00:31:04,963 --> 00:31:07,029 I'ma need you to go and sit the hell down. 883 00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:08,264 This is danger. Come and sit! 884 00:31:08,299 --> 00:31:10,366 Hey, this is none of your business, okay? 885 00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:12,535 Just-- just take it easy. I-- I've got a-- 886 00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:14,236 - Sit down! - Sit down! 887 00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:16,072 Sit your ass down! 888 00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:19,575 Get behind the yellow line and sit down. 889 00:31:19,610 --> 00:31:22,278 Shit. 890 00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:24,313 - You no listen! - You clipped a mirror. 891 00:31:24,348 --> 00:31:25,747 No shit, Sherlock. 892 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:29,618 What's going on? What are you doing? 893 00:31:29,653 --> 00:31:31,187 - I gotta pull over. - What? Pull over? 894 00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:33,222 - Are you kidding? Why? - Yeah. I have to leave a note. 895 00:31:33,257 --> 00:31:35,091 - A note? Oh, no, that's a terrible mistake. - Yes. 896 00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:37,193 Terrible. People don't appreciate them anyway. 897 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:39,394 - I'm telling you the truth. - You know, this is some bullshit. 898 00:31:39,429 --> 00:31:40,995 The whole reason I hit this car 899 00:31:41,030 --> 00:31:42,630 is because you was up here-- yack, yack, yack-- 900 00:31:42,665 --> 00:31:44,799 talking in my ear, "Go through the yellow light. 901 00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:46,801 - Faster. Go. Go." - I didn't do anything. 902 00:31:46,836 --> 00:31:48,536 - Hey, will you sit down, please? - Hey, you know what? 903 00:31:48,572 --> 00:31:50,438 You bus people are starting to get on my nerves, okay? 904 00:31:50,474 --> 00:31:52,707 That's it. Get the fuck off the bus! 905 00:31:52,742 --> 00:31:54,609 Hey, take-- wha-what-- hey, what are you doing? 906 00:31:54,644 --> 00:31:56,511 No, you-- I-- 907 00:31:56,546 --> 00:31:59,180 I have Asperger's! I'm on the spectrum! 908 00:31:59,216 --> 00:32:00,982 - Ah! - Get. 909 00:32:05,989 --> 00:32:09,023 If I see you on my bus again, I'ma fuck you up. 910 00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:12,459 Okay. 911 00:32:19,002 --> 00:32:20,534 - Oh, Leon! - Yeah, come on, now. 912 00:32:20,569 --> 00:32:23,604 Come on, now! Whoo! 913 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,472 - Ooh! Yeah. - Right there. 914 00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,108 - Yeah, yeah, here it come. - Oh! 915 00:32:29,311 --> 00:32:31,345 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 916 00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:32,880 - Oh, my... - Take that, take that. 917 00:32:32,915 --> 00:32:34,248 Oh, yeah. 918 00:32:34,283 --> 00:32:36,216 - Oh, God. - Ooh! 919 00:32:36,252 --> 00:32:37,852 - Here we go! - Oh my, God! 920 00:32:37,887 --> 00:32:39,120 Oh, my Gawd! 921 00:32:39,155 --> 00:32:41,555 - Oh! Yeah! - Do I hear a Jew? 922 00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,624 I'm not gonna do that! 923 00:32:49,064 --> 00:32:55,797 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com