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- Hey, Lacie!
- Hey!
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Ryan?
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Ryan!
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- I was holding a bomb!
- Come on!
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Sorry, guys.
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Landlord is sending buyers over
today so... put your pants on.
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Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em
off and we can stay here.
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Not an option, Ryan.
Lease is up in four weeks.
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Hey, I'm thinking of you.
I've got somewhere to go.
10
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Nate's roommate took a job in
Phoenix so I get his place.
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- Okay.
- Now who's the slow poke?
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I'm... seeing some places
over lunch. Catch you later.
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Sorry, that was my sister.
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Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to.
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Jasmine tea?
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And that's one Brushed Suede.
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You want a cookie with that?
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- It's on the house.
- Sounds awesome.
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- See you tomorrow, JJ.
- See you, Lacie.
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Oh, I saw your boy in
the fire hat just now! So cute!
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Yeah, he's really something.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Lacie!
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- Bets, it's great to see you!
- You too.
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How's Pancakes?
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He's hilarious. Such a
funny cat. Just the best.
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- Are you still at Hoddicker?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah. It's going pretty great.
- Good to hear.
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- So what brings you back here?
- New job, first day.
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- First day?
- At Blankman-Harper.
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Whoa! Top floor! That's...
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- Well, good luck.
- I know, right?
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It's great you're still
happy at Hoddicker.
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- Well, maybe not forever.
- No, not forever.
35
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- But for now...
- It's OK for now.
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It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is.
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Lacie, I got you a smoothie.
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Got one for everyone, actually.
Still a bunch of them for grabs.
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They're from the organic
stall at the farmers' market.
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Sure. Okay.
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Mmm!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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We're kind
of not talking to Ches.
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- 3.1? What happened?
- Him and Gordon split up.
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Oh...
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- Poor Ches.
- No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side.
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Sure! Obviously.
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Ches is kissing ass.
Trying to scrape himself back.
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Of course, if it drops below two-five,
then it's... bye-bye.
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Hello?
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- Yo, they're taking it.
- Who?
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The couple the landlord sent over.
I heard them talking.
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Okay.
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So, now we move into
the light space area.
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Ideal for special times with loved ones.
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- Great food, great company.
- Mm-hmm!
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Whoa!
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Sampled your
photo stream to make her.
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Great hair!
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Styled free of charge
at the members' salon.
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Oh, my God.
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It's hilarious!
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You like him?
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- He's okay.
- He doesn't come with the apartment.
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But there is a bar and restaurant
on site, tenants only.
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We have unparalleled
metrics on romantic geneses.
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Uh-huh.
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I gotta say,
these places are going like "that."
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- So don't delay if you're interested.
- Oh, I'm more than interested.
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Standard occupancy on a
minimum six-month contract,
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we're talking... this much.
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- How often are the payments?
- That's weekly.
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Okay.
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- A little more than expected?
- Yeah.
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There's options.
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You know our Prime Influencers Programme?
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- Do I qualify for that?
- No. No, you don't.
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We'd need you around a 4.5.
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4.5?
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Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount.
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- 4.5.
- That's right.
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Pelican Cove? What is this?
A eugenics programme?
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- A lifestyle community.
- No one is this happy.
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A two-year-old with a fucking
balloon isn't this happy.
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It's actually a pretty cool place.
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Like you'd even qualify.
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There's nothing I can do, sir.
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Well, it's not hopeless,
you're clearly a tryer.
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That's the sense you get just from... me?
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From your rep report analytics.
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If we drill down into the numbers,
you've got a solid popularity arc here.
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Strong overall trajectory.
Let's just look at the last 24 hours.
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You see, even...
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What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're
working hard on your socials.
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- Great little uptake there.
- Okay.
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Couple of minor dings there.
You cut someone off in traffic?
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Oh, just a workplace thing.
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Okay. Let's check on
your sphere of influence.
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Let me zoom out here.
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Great peripherals.
Strangers like you, that's a plus.
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- Healthy inner circle. It's good.
- Thank you.
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There's a ways to go,
but 4.5 is certainly achievable.
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How long do you think?
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- To hit 4.5?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, barring a major setback,
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a public disgrace kind of deal,
I'd say 18 months or so.
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Oh, I need more short term.
Like... much more.
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Then you'll need a boost.
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- What kind of a boost?
- Well...
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Most of your interactions are
confined to your inner circle
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and they're largely, pardon the term,
mid-to low-range folks.
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Same with your outer circle.
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You've got a ton of reciprocal five
stars from service industry workers,
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but there's not much else.
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At least as far as I can see.
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So in terms of quality,
you could use a punch up right there.
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Ideally, that's up votes
from quality people.
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- Quality people?
- High fours.
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Impress those up-scale folks,
you'll gain velocity on your arc
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and there's your boost.
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- Oh, hi, JJ!
- Hey, Lacie!
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- Keith! Hello.
- Lacie!
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- You look great today.
- Thank you!
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- Door won't open. I'm on 2.4.
- Sorry, Ches. I'm late.
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I just need some stars, please!
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Fuck!
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- Oh, hi!
- Hi!
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- How's it going at Blankman?
- Just great.
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- Well, I bet you work... good there.
- Thank you.
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Would you like a croissant?
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They gave me an extra
at the coffee place.
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- Oh, no, I already ate.
- Okay, sure. All good. Yes.
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Yeah.
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Well, here's me, so...
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Don't try too hard.
It's impossible to respect.
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High fours can smell it
a mile off. Just be you.
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Authentic gestures, that's the key.
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- That's time up, I'll catch you later.
- Oh, could I just ask...
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... "Mr. Rags."
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Shit!
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- What the fuck is that?
- Tapenade. Want some?
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Who even are you?
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It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan.
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Oh, my God.
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- What is it?
- Naomi!
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Shit!
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Old school, el perfecto Naomi?
You guys keep in contact?
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Ryan, just go! Go!
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- Oh, my God!
- Nay-Nay, how are you?
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I was just fixing myself a snack.
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Oh, Lace, could I just say I
am so happy to see your face?
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- Me too. It's been...
- Too long.
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- Way too long.
- And that's my fault.
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- No, it's mine. Everything is just so...
- Everything's just so...
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Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you.
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When you posted that
Mr. Rags photo...
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I know, Mr. Rags!
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I just had to call
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and talk to you because...
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Whoo-hoo!
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Wow! That's a... big ring!
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Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul?
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He is great. So smart. Just sweet.
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I know you're gonna love him.
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Uh-huh.
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So, anyways, the big day...
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Yes, when is it?
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So, we're getting married in a month
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on his family's estate
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up here on the island.
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This place outside Port Mary,
Honeysuckle. You heard of it?
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No, but...
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Well, it's a private island.
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Take a looooook!
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Oh, wow! That is...
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I know, right? So... can you make it?
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Are you kidding? Of course.
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Great, cool,
cos I was wondering if...
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Lace, do you think...
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Would you be my maid of honour?
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Seriously?
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Oh, my God.
186
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I mean, you've got such cool
friends now. Are you sure?
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Remember when we used to plan our
dream weddings when we were, like, 11?
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- I know but we haven't s...
- I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags...
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All the memories.
It just brought things home.
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Oh, Nay-Nay.
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I know we haven't kept in touch
as much as I'd have liked
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and that is totally my fault,
but this is a big day.
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A big life day and I want my oldest
friend with me, my oldest friend.
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I want you by my side.
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Oh, my God. Thank you.
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What do I have to...
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Not much to it. A speech, mainly.
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Speech? Of course!
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Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd?
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Oh, my gosh, like... hundreds!
201
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It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now.
202
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Paul's invited so many,
I don't want to call them big deals,
203
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but they're all, like, 4.7 or above.
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Uh-huh.
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Nay-Nay, I will not
let you down.
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Don't sweat too much!
Just talk about old memories.
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- Sure.
- How we were, any old things.
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- Gotcha.
- I'll ping you some anecdotes.
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- That would be great.
- And what's your dress size?
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Oh, um...
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I'll tell you what,
I'll just send you a four.
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- Perfect.
- We got matching bridesmaids dresses.
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Well, anyway...
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Love you, Lay.
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You too, Nay-Nay!
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Oh!
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Bye.
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What was that? The F-word?
219
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You two pussy pals now?
220
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Shut up.
221
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- She was always mean to you.
- No, she wasn't.
222
00:20:55,326 --> 00:20:59,062
- She had that rhyme about you.
- That was a game.
223
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- What about when she cut your hair?
- I asked her to.
224
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She fucked Greg.
225
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She... did not fuck Greg.
226
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She looked hot. I'll give her that.
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Okay.
228
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Impressive.
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- Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it.
- Mm-hmm.
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Pelican Cove.
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Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the
place yesterday. I wanna take it.
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That's fantastic!
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Uh... Oh, I see you're still
on a 4.2. Is that, um...
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Yep, I'm on it, just gonna
transfer the deposit now.
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- Well, okay.
- Yes!
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In this world, we're all so
caught up in our own heads.
237
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It's easy to lose sight of
what's real. What matters.
238
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But as I stand here today...
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seeing the joy Paul has
brought to Naomi's life,
240
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I know she's someone
who truly matters to me.
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Nay-Nay,
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the little girl who, when we were
just five-years-old in art camp,
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started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.
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The girl who helped me make
Mr. Rags. I still have him.
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He sits on my desk and...
246
00:22:51,446 --> 00:22:54,926
every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay.
247
00:22:57,086 --> 00:23:00,686
What she meant to me then and now.
248
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:05,886
I am so honored to be here
249
00:23:07,326 --> 00:23:13,046
and I wish you all the happiness
this stupid world can muster.
250
00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:17,966
I love you, Nay-Nay.
251
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,246
Is the tear too much?
252
00:23:22,206 --> 00:23:25,222
You fucking sociopath.
253
00:23:25,246 --> 00:23:30,302
- Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much?
- What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?
254
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,262
I do keep him on my desk.
255
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:35,182
There's sugary and then
there's fucking diabetes.
256
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:38,062
I just wanna make her
happy on her wedding day.
257
00:23:38,086 --> 00:23:41,062
The captive audience of 4-point
holies five-starring your ass off,
258
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,222
that's just a bonus.
259
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:45,582
- Naomi and I were best friends.
- Come on...
260
00:23:45,606 --> 00:23:48,542
I wish her well and wanna
express it the best I can.
261
00:23:48,566 --> 00:23:51,062
And, yeah, if I nail a speech
and get five-starred
262
00:23:51,086 --> 00:23:53,542
by hundreds of primes, so what?
It's a win-win.
263
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:57,827
What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?
264
00:23:57,852 --> 00:24:00,908
Unh-unh. You get points
from your gaming buddies.
265
00:24:00,932 --> 00:24:03,588
It's the same thing.
Don't shit on me for aiming higher.
266
00:24:03,612 --> 00:24:04,908
Pelican Cove higher?
267
00:24:04,932 --> 00:24:07,828
What's wrong with Pelican Cove?
They're great apartments!
268
00:24:07,852 --> 00:24:10,828
They are fake-smile jail cells.
269
00:24:10,852 --> 00:24:12,892
Great. Car cancelled.
270
00:24:13,030 --> 00:24:16,371
And he marked me down so now I have
to book another, and I took a ding.
271
00:24:16,446 --> 00:24:20,142
- Great job.
- I am sorry, but I miss the normal you.
272
00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:24,262
Before this obsession, when we
had conversations, remember?
273
00:24:24,286 --> 00:24:25,342
I need my charger.
274
00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:29,862
This whole ranking thing, just
comparing yourself to people who...
275
00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:33,102
- Have you seen my charger?
- ...only pretend to be happy.
276
00:24:33,126 --> 00:24:35,886
I said don't borrow this!
277
00:24:36,446 --> 00:24:40,142
High fours like Naomi,
I bet they're suicidal on the inside.
278
00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,862
My car is here. Again.
279
00:24:41,886 --> 00:24:44,062
Your Pelican Cove deposit,
is it refundable?
280
00:24:44,086 --> 00:24:45,542
Like, what if this doesn't work?
281
00:24:45,566 --> 00:24:48,582
- Can't you just stay out of my shit?
- You're my sister!
282
00:24:48,606 --> 00:24:51,422
Yes! And if you cared about that,
maybe you would've noticed
283
00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:55,366
living with you hasn't been one
big rainbow sandwich for me.
284
00:24:56,326 --> 00:24:59,102
Do you know why I never
brought any guys back here?
285
00:24:59,126 --> 00:25:02,662
Because I didn't want them to know
I was sharing a skanky-ass cave
286
00:25:02,686 --> 00:25:05,726
with Mr. Three Point Fuck.
287
00:25:07,486 --> 00:25:09,166
Good luck with your performance!
288
00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:45,206
Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming.
289
00:25:46,366 --> 00:25:48,742
- Jesus Christ!
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
290
00:25:48,766 --> 00:25:50,806
That's great. Just great.
291
00:25:57,206 --> 00:25:58,886
Oh... Hi.
292
00:26:09,366 --> 00:26:12,102
Nay-Nay!
293
00:26:12,126 --> 00:26:14,222
Hey, Lace! Just checking in.
294
00:26:14,246 --> 00:26:17,422
I'm on my way to the
airport right now.
295
00:26:17,446 --> 00:26:19,782
Okay, cool, and you're all
good for the rehearsal dinner?
296
00:26:19,806 --> 00:26:24,662
Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour?
That restaurant looks so cool.
297
00:26:24,686 --> 00:26:28,582
- Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay?
- Mm-hmm. In my case.
298
00:26:28,606 --> 00:26:29,942
- I love the pink.
- Uh-huh.
299
00:26:29,966 --> 00:26:34,022
So the latest draft of
the speech is great.
300
00:26:34,046 --> 00:26:36,062
Going handwritten's so cool.
301
00:26:36,086 --> 00:26:39,702
Those scans of the page, my God,
I welled up just at that.
302
00:26:39,726 --> 00:26:43,246
- Oh, thank you!
- Um... just one thought.
303
00:26:43,846 --> 00:26:46,382
That whole bit where I help you
with the eating disorder thing...
304
00:26:46,406 --> 00:26:48,622
- You think that's a little...
- A little over-sharing, yeah.
305
00:26:48,646 --> 00:26:50,662
You're so right. It's gone.
306
00:26:50,686 --> 00:26:53,622
Okay. Cool. Well, I'll
see you in a few hours!
307
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,582
♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪
308
00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:12,451
And here's your tip. Thank you.
309
00:27:15,566 --> 00:27:17,366
Oh, come on.
310
00:27:18,406 --> 00:27:20,846
May I
have your attention, please...
311
00:27:28,512 --> 00:27:31,768
- Hi there, how are you doing?
- I am wonderful.
312
00:27:34,646 --> 00:27:37,606
I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled.
313
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:42,046
- No. No, no, no.
- Customer incident at the other end.
314
00:27:42,686 --> 00:27:45,502
But... So when is the next flight?
315
00:27:45,526 --> 00:27:48,582
Yeah, they're all kind of full.
316
00:27:48,606 --> 00:27:52,262
Uh... I booked this weeks ago.
It's my best friend's wedding.
317
00:27:52,286 --> 00:27:54,422
- I'm sorry.
- I have to get there. I have to.
318
00:27:54,446 --> 00:27:56,342
Okay... let's see what we can do.
319
00:27:56,366 --> 00:27:58,406
Thank you. Thank you so much.
320
00:28:05,288 --> 00:28:08,062
I see there's one standby seat
on another plane leaving tonight.
321
00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:09,686
Uh...
322
00:28:10,646 --> 00:28:13,342
That's reserved for members
of our Prime Flight Programme.
323
00:28:13,366 --> 00:28:15,342
You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify.
324
00:28:15,366 --> 00:28:17,702
- Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2.
- Uh-huh.
325
00:28:17,726 --> 00:28:21,057
I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183.
326
00:28:24,006 --> 00:28:27,142
Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um...
327
00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:29,782
Some woman dinged me
down in the... Can't you just...
328
00:28:29,806 --> 00:28:32,302
I'm sorry, it won't let me book
it without the correct ranking.
329
00:28:32,326 --> 00:28:34,422
- But it's so close.
- There's just nothing I can do.
330
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,182
- Christ, I mean, surely.
- I'm gonna have to ask you
331
00:28:36,206 --> 00:28:38,262
to moderate your language there.
332
00:28:38,286 --> 00:28:39,606
Sorry. It's just...
333
00:28:41,566 --> 00:28:45,622
I'm maid of honour.
I cannot miss this wedding.
334
00:28:45,646 --> 00:28:48,566
And I am so sorry about that.
335
00:28:51,726 --> 00:28:53,462
- Can you call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.
336
00:28:53,486 --> 00:28:55,102
- Can you just call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.
337
00:28:55,126 --> 00:28:57,022
- Call the fucking supervisor!
- Okay, that's profanity.
338
00:28:57,046 --> 00:28:59,702
- We're zero tolerance on profanity.
- I'm sorry. It's just...
339
00:28:59,726 --> 00:29:02,022
- I have to serve the next customer.
- No, no, no, no.
340
00:29:02,046 --> 00:29:05,222
- Can you step away, ma'am?
- God, just fucking help me!
341
00:29:05,246 --> 00:29:06,302
Ooh.
342
00:29:08,326 --> 00:29:09,646
I'm so sorry.
343
00:29:10,446 --> 00:29:14,782
- I've called security.
- Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that.
344
00:29:14,807 --> 00:29:18,122
I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars.
345
00:29:18,146 --> 00:29:20,342
- What's the issue here, Hannah?
- Intimidation and profanity.
346
00:29:20,366 --> 00:29:22,742
- Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating.
- Don't speak, ma'am.
347
00:29:22,766 --> 00:29:24,486
- I was just trying to...
- Ma'am.
348
00:29:26,326 --> 00:29:29,142
Okay. So, in order to restore calm,
349
00:29:29,166 --> 00:29:31,462
I'm invoking my authority
as airport security
350
00:29:31,486 --> 00:29:34,462
to dock you one full ranking
point as a punitive measure.
351
00:29:34,486 --> 00:29:36,382
- This is a temporary measure.
- No!
352
00:29:36,406 --> 00:29:38,134
Your score reverts
to normal in 24 hours.
353
00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:39,102
No, no, no. But I need it now.
354
00:29:39,126 --> 00:29:42,622
During this period, all down votes
are subject to a times two multiplier.
355
00:29:42,646 --> 00:29:43,742
Times two?
356
00:29:43,766 --> 00:29:45,822
We recommend you avoid
negative feedback at this time.
357
00:29:45,846 --> 00:29:46,902
I'm on double damage?
358
00:29:46,926 --> 00:29:51,100
Please, remove yourself
from the airport immediately.
359
00:30:13,766 --> 00:30:15,342
Okay, well, due to your ranking...
360
00:30:37,246 --> 00:30:40,222
Hi there. Chuck! Great name.
361
00:30:40,246 --> 00:30:43,062
- Thank you.
- Hope you're having a great night.
362
00:30:43,086 --> 00:30:45,822
- It's pretty good.
- So I need a car.
363
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:48,982
- You got a vehicle in mind?
- Anything, really.
364
00:30:49,006 --> 00:30:51,702
Well, due to your current ranking,
365
00:30:51,726 --> 00:30:54,542
you're restricted to
our super saver fleet.
366
00:30:54,566 --> 00:30:57,502
- Yep. That's... Yeah.
- I-Cruiser 2?
367
00:30:57,526 --> 00:30:59,526
They still have the 2?
368
00:31:23,286 --> 00:31:26,702
Oh, God.
369
00:31:43,726 --> 00:31:46,302
Oh, come on.
370
00:31:46,326 --> 00:31:48,102
Uh...
371
00:31:52,006 --> 00:31:55,006
Damn it!
372
00:32:16,566 --> 00:32:21,006
The little girl, who when we were
both five years old in art camp,
373
00:32:21,126 --> 00:32:25,046
started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.
374
00:32:26,566 --> 00:32:29,926
The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags...
375
00:32:32,726 --> 00:32:37,622
Teardrop. Crowd goes wild. You can do this.
376
00:32:43,366 --> 00:32:47,406
- Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way.
- How far away are you?
377
00:32:48,126 --> 00:32:51,982
Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight.
378
00:32:52,006 --> 00:32:54,582
- What?
- Well, not missed it but...
379
00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:56,446
So you're not gonna make
the rehearsal dinner?
380
00:32:57,486 --> 00:32:58,862
- No.
- Lacie!
381
00:32:58,886 --> 00:33:01,726
I am so sorry. It's been...
382
00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:04,742
I got a rental car. I'm driving.
383
00:33:04,766 --> 00:33:08,662
Driving? That's like nine hours.
384
00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:10,062
I'm making good time,
385
00:33:10,086 --> 00:33:13,582
gonna go through the night,
make a road trip out of it.
386
00:33:13,606 --> 00:33:14,966
Is everything okay?
387
00:33:15,646 --> 00:33:17,782
I can find a replacement
if something's wrong.
388
00:33:17,806 --> 00:33:20,782
No. No. No. I'll be there.
I swear on Mr. Rags.
389
00:33:20,806 --> 00:33:22,262
Ha ha ha!
390
00:33:22,286 --> 00:33:24,382
Okay, just drive safe!
391
00:33:24,406 --> 00:33:26,062
You bet. I'll just...
392
00:33:35,126 --> 00:33:36,526
Come on.
393
00:33:38,926 --> 00:33:40,102
Come on.
394
00:33:40,126 --> 00:33:41,406
Please.
395
00:33:48,046 --> 00:33:49,126
Okay.
396
00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:19,502
What do you want?
397
00:34:24,206 --> 00:34:28,166
Oh, shit.
398
00:35:00,326 --> 00:35:02,286
Hi. Sorry.
399
00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:09,126
Your charger doesn't fit my car.
400
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,766
- Don't see those around much these days.
- It's a rental.
401
00:35:16,606 --> 00:35:20,806
Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1.
They didn't give you an adapter?
402
00:35:21,366 --> 00:35:24,566
No. Do you have one?
403
00:35:26,521 --> 00:35:30,382
- Not in here. Ask around.
- Thanks, anyway.
404
00:35:30,406 --> 00:35:32,446
You're super helpful.
405
00:35:45,006 --> 00:35:46,246
Two stars?!
406
00:35:47,286 --> 00:35:48,582
Two stars?
407
00:35:48,606 --> 00:35:50,726
Wasn't a meaningful encounter.
408
00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,222
Sir, excuse me.
409
00:35:56,246 --> 00:35:57,982
Excuse me, sorry.
410
00:35:58,006 --> 00:36:01,686
Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance?
411
00:36:02,806 --> 00:36:07,406
Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter,
perhaps, in the trunk of your car?
412
00:36:08,606 --> 00:36:09,835
Sure.
413
00:36:11,326 --> 00:36:12,406
Great.
414
00:36:13,006 --> 00:36:17,126
Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter?
415
00:36:17,686 --> 00:36:20,446
I have a rental car. It's...
416
00:37:05,846 --> 00:37:10,246
- Slow down. Let's give her a ride.
- She's, like, 2.8.
417
00:37:12,206 --> 00:37:13,446
Come on!
418
00:37:20,566 --> 00:37:22,286
I didn't even do anything!
419
00:37:42,486 --> 00:37:44,686
You look like you need a ride.
420
00:37:45,926 --> 00:37:47,542
Um...
421
00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:50,366
Actually, I'm okay.
422
00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:58,006
Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite.
423
00:38:00,886 --> 00:38:05,382
Luther, Mrs. Coffee, reds,
whiskey. Help yourself.
424
00:38:05,406 --> 00:38:07,246
I'm okay. Thanks.
425
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,742
Where are you headed?
426
00:38:09,766 --> 00:38:14,566
Uh... Just as close as you can get
to Port Mary would be great.
427
00:38:23,286 --> 00:38:26,086
Checking my feed for danger signs?
428
00:38:28,246 --> 00:38:33,166
I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be
an antisocial maniac, right?
429
00:38:33,966 --> 00:38:36,502
- You seem...
- Normal?
430
00:38:36,526 --> 00:38:38,726
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
431
00:38:40,326 --> 00:38:44,806
It took some effort.
What happened to you?
432
00:38:45,326 --> 00:38:49,622
I mean, you're a 2.8,
but you don't look 2.8.
433
00:38:49,646 --> 00:38:51,302
That's not... This is temporary.
434
00:38:51,326 --> 00:38:53,502
- I'm gonna turn it around.
- Uh-huh.
435
00:38:53,526 --> 00:38:56,742
- I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour.
- Nice.
436
00:38:56,766 --> 00:38:58,326
Wanna hear my speech?
437
00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:00,126
No.
438
00:39:03,846 --> 00:39:06,182
So how come you're a 2.8?
439
00:39:06,206 --> 00:39:09,702
Well, I got marked down
at the airport for yelling,
440
00:39:09,726 --> 00:39:12,382
and they put me on double damage.
441
00:39:12,406 --> 00:39:15,566
- How did it feel?
- Awful.
442
00:39:16,446 --> 00:39:17,886
I meant the yelling.
443
00:39:19,606 --> 00:39:21,806
I don't know. I was mad.
444
00:39:22,686 --> 00:39:24,886
Look at where it got me.
445
00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:30,102
But as long as I get to the
wedding, do the speech,
446
00:39:30,126 --> 00:39:32,582
they'll overlook the
2.8. I'm with the bride.
447
00:39:32,606 --> 00:39:34,662
And if I do well, well,
they're all high fours
448
00:39:34,686 --> 00:39:35,942
so that velocitates my arc.
449
00:39:35,966 --> 00:39:39,622
And once they lift the point penalty,
well, my average goes way up,
450
00:39:39,646 --> 00:39:42,206
and, yeah, it's gonna be okay.
451
00:39:45,446 --> 00:39:47,542
God, you remind me of me.
452
00:39:47,566 --> 00:39:50,006
- Hmm.
- Not now.
453
00:39:51,886 --> 00:39:55,566
I was, uh... 4.6 once.
454
00:39:57,646 --> 00:40:00,366
- 4.6?
- Used to live for it.
455
00:40:01,646 --> 00:40:03,966
All the work I put in...
456
00:40:06,846 --> 00:40:10,182
Eight years ago, Tom,
my husband, got cancer.
457
00:40:10,206 --> 00:40:15,446
It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch.
The symptoms showed up late.
458
00:40:16,486 --> 00:40:18,006
I'm so sorry.
459
00:40:19,206 --> 00:40:21,502
You don't know me so
you're not really sorry.
460
00:40:21,526 --> 00:40:25,766
You're just mainly awkward cos I
have sprung some cancer talk at you.
461
00:40:26,886 --> 00:40:29,382
Anyway, I five-starred every doctor,
462
00:40:29,406 --> 00:40:34,022
every nurse, every high-four
consultant that we had.
463
00:40:34,046 --> 00:40:35,862
Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much.
464
00:40:35,886 --> 00:40:38,606
The cancer didn't give a shit.
It just kept growing.
465
00:40:39,686 --> 00:40:43,782
A couple of months in, we heard
about this experimental treatment.
466
00:40:43,806 --> 00:40:47,486
It was very expensive.
It was very exclusive.
467
00:40:48,526 --> 00:40:52,486
I did everything I could
to get him a spot there.
468
00:40:53,806 --> 00:40:56,966
Tom was a 4.3.
469
00:40:58,926 --> 00:41:01,446
They gave his bed to a 4.4.
470
00:41:06,446 --> 00:41:10,606
So when he died I thought, fuck it.
471
00:41:12,326 --> 00:41:15,062
I started saying what I wanted,
when I wanted.
472
00:41:15,086 --> 00:41:16,566
Just drop it out there.
473
00:41:17,646 --> 00:41:19,126
People don't always like that.
474
00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:23,462
It is incredible how fast
you slip off the ladder
475
00:41:23,486 --> 00:41:25,222
when you start doing that.
476
00:41:25,246 --> 00:41:29,766
It turned out a lot of my
friends didn't care for honesty.
477
00:41:31,846 --> 00:41:36,142
Treated me like I had taken a
shit at their breakfast table.
478
00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:40,222
But, Jesus Christ, it felt good.
479
00:41:40,246 --> 00:41:42,726
Shedding those fuckers.
480
00:41:43,806 --> 00:41:46,486
It was like taking off tight shoes.
481
00:41:46,966 --> 00:41:50,222
- Maybe you should try it?
- Oh, come on.
482
00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:51,582
Why not?
483
00:41:51,606 --> 00:41:56,302
I can't just kick off my shoes
and walk the earth or whatever.
484
00:41:56,326 --> 00:41:59,686
- You won't know unless you try.
- Oh, that's just...
485
00:42:02,046 --> 00:42:05,062
Look, you had something with your life,
486
00:42:05,086 --> 00:42:10,822
real things, good things,
and you lost it all, and I'm sorry.
487
00:42:10,846 --> 00:42:15,462
So now you've got nothing left to lose.
488
00:42:15,486 --> 00:42:18,382
But I don't even have the
something worth losing, not yet.
489
00:42:18,406 --> 00:42:21,846
You know, I mean,
I'm still fighting for that.
490
00:42:23,686 --> 00:42:29,046
- And what is "that"?
- I don't know. Enough to be content?
491
00:42:30,126 --> 00:42:35,406
Like, to look around and think,
well, I guess I'm okay.
492
00:42:36,166 --> 00:42:41,006
Just to be able to breathe out,
not feeling like... like...
493
00:42:42,326 --> 00:42:48,422
Like just... And that is
way off, like, way, way off.
494
00:42:48,446 --> 00:42:51,286
And until I get there, I have
to play the numbers game.
495
00:42:51,926 --> 00:42:56,086
We all do, that's what we're in.
That's how the fucking world works.
496
00:42:57,646 --> 00:43:02,126
Look, maybe you don't remember,
you know, you're just too old to get it.
497
00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:06,206
I do not mean that how it sounds.
498
00:43:08,526 --> 00:43:11,246
Don't worry. I'm not voting you down.
499
00:43:35,966 --> 00:43:39,422
- Sweetheart.
- What time is it?
500
00:43:39,446 --> 00:43:43,742
I'm heading east from here so I think
you need to get yourself another ride.
501
00:43:43,766 --> 00:43:46,902
- Where are we?
- About 30 miles from Port Mary.
502
00:43:46,926 --> 00:43:50,222
A lot of buses stop here
so you should be fine.
503
00:43:50,246 --> 00:43:53,542
- Well, thank you.
- Good luck with your speech.
504
00:43:56,086 --> 00:43:58,942
I put a little something in there for you.
505
00:43:58,966 --> 00:44:02,522
- You did?
- Emergency escape hatch!
506
00:44:05,806 --> 00:44:06,726
Bye.
507
00:44:21,486 --> 00:44:24,822
In this world,
we're all so caught up...
508
00:44:24,846 --> 00:44:27,062
...in our own dramas.
509
00:44:27,086 --> 00:44:30,302
- So, Dad was like...
- It's easy to forget what matters.
510
00:44:30,326 --> 00:44:31,901
He'd never even heard of the show.
511
00:44:31,925 --> 00:44:33,942
I'm like, "You never heard of
Sea of Tranquillity?"
512
00:44:33,966 --> 00:44:36,662
Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy,
513
00:44:36,686 --> 00:44:38,662
and he's all like,
"What the fuck?" Whatever!
514
00:44:38,686 --> 00:44:40,902
I think I'm allergic to this purple.
515
00:44:40,926 --> 00:44:44,222
So I'm like, "Well, I'm going
to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary.
516
00:44:44,246 --> 00:44:46,902
That's why I'm dressed
like Lieutenant Duster."
517
00:44:46,926 --> 00:44:49,822
He's all like, "Uh...
Port Mary is frickin' miles away."
518
00:44:49,846 --> 00:44:50,942
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
519
00:44:50,966 --> 00:44:55,822
He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad.
520
00:44:55,846 --> 00:44:59,246
- See you back on there.
- Okay.
521
00:45:02,926 --> 00:45:06,902
Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con?
522
00:45:06,926 --> 00:45:09,942
- You're into Sea of Tranquillity?
- Totally.
523
00:45:09,966 --> 00:45:11,542
I was all set to go.
524
00:45:11,566 --> 00:45:17,286
My friend, who is there already,
has my costume, but my car broke down.
525
00:45:17,966 --> 00:45:20,646
Well, there's some space in the RV.
526
00:45:29,606 --> 00:45:31,662
- Hi.
- Hey!
527
00:45:31,686 --> 00:45:33,822
- You're a Trank head, huh?
- Sorry?
528
00:45:33,846 --> 00:45:36,142
Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan?
529
00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:39,782
Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from.
530
00:45:39,806 --> 00:45:43,422
- Who's your favourite character?
- Gotta be Lieutenant Duster.
531
00:45:43,446 --> 00:45:45,262
- She's awesome.
- She?
532
00:45:45,286 --> 00:45:47,542
He! I misspoke.
533
00:45:47,566 --> 00:45:50,302
Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender.
534
00:45:50,326 --> 00:45:53,902
I know, and that's why it's
so hard to remember, right?
535
00:45:53,926 --> 00:45:55,942
Excuse me. Gotta get this.
536
00:45:55,966 --> 00:45:58,646
My friend, at the convention.
537
00:46:00,886 --> 00:46:02,782
Hi, Nay!
538
00:46:02,806 --> 00:46:08,142
So, oh, my God, insane night,
but I am so close now.
539
00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:09,742
Don't come.
540
00:46:09,766 --> 00:46:13,342
What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away.
541
00:46:13,366 --> 00:46:15,382
Don't come. I don't want you here.
542
00:46:15,406 --> 00:46:18,982
I don't know what is up with you,
but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding.
543
00:46:19,006 --> 00:46:22,342
Oh, no, that's temporary!
That's temporary.
544
00:46:22,366 --> 00:46:24,662
Well, the wedding's today so...
545
00:46:24,686 --> 00:46:27,222
- But it doesn't change anything.
- Lacie...
546
00:46:27,246 --> 00:46:29,422
- I can still do the same speech.
- Lacie...
547
00:46:29,446 --> 00:46:32,742
- And there's Mr. Rags!
- No!
548
00:46:32,766 --> 00:46:35,422
But... But you invited me.
549
00:46:35,446 --> 00:46:38,102
You've seen the guest list.
They are all, like, 4.5 or above.
550
00:46:38,126 --> 00:46:41,542
They are going to freak at a 2.6,
and I am not taking that kind of damage,
551
00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:44,206
plus I haven't dipped under
a 4.7 in, like, six months.
552
00:46:45,766 --> 00:46:49,262
You said you wanted your oldest friend.
553
00:46:49,286 --> 00:46:52,422
When I asked you to speak,
you were a 4.2, okay?
554
00:46:52,446 --> 00:46:55,822
And the authenticity of a vintage bond
low four at a gathering of this calibre
555
00:46:55,846 --> 00:46:58,862
played fantastically on all
the stimulations we ran.
556
00:46:58,886 --> 00:47:01,142
Forecast was a prestige
bounce of 2 minimum.
557
00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:04,742
But now you're a sub three. Sorry.
558
00:47:04,766 --> 00:47:06,462
That just puts the stink on
things a little too much.
559
00:47:06,486 --> 00:47:08,662
That just plays badly for us.
560
00:47:08,686 --> 00:47:11,142
So it was just about numbers for you?
561
00:47:11,166 --> 00:47:14,302
Oh, cut the shit! It was
numbers for both of us.
562
00:47:14,326 --> 00:47:16,262
You wanted those
primo votes, don't deny it.
563
00:47:16,286 --> 00:47:19,342
It's not like you could get them on
your own. Let's not kid ourselves.
564
00:47:19,366 --> 00:47:21,782
Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes.
565
00:47:21,806 --> 00:47:25,142
What? You're just gonna roll up
here and make people like you?
566
00:47:25,166 --> 00:47:29,822
- That's right. I'm doing my speech.
- No, you're not.
567
00:47:29,846 --> 00:47:34,262
Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me
through the roof when they hear it.
568
00:47:34,286 --> 00:47:39,342
- Weep their fucking eyes out!
- Go home!
569
00:47:39,366 --> 00:47:42,382
Hello?
570
00:47:42,406 --> 00:47:44,966
Fuck!
571
00:47:47,686 --> 00:47:50,806
I have never seen
your stupid fucking show.
572
00:47:56,566 --> 00:47:59,206
Hope they cancel it!
573
00:48:10,406 --> 00:48:12,806
I need a ride!
574
00:48:15,406 --> 00:48:18,046
Fuck!
575
00:48:21,686 --> 00:48:23,166
Jesus!
576
00:48:39,086 --> 00:48:41,246
Hey! Hey!
577
00:48:41,846 --> 00:48:42,886
Hey!
578
00:48:44,846 --> 00:48:47,302
- Can I borrow your bike?
- What?
579
00:48:47,326 --> 00:48:50,502
Can I borrow your bike?
580
00:48:50,526 --> 00:48:55,502
Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow,
take this man to be your husband,
581
00:48:55,526 --> 00:48:58,446
to live together with him
in the covenant of marriage?
582
00:48:59,366 --> 00:49:01,462
To love him, comfort him,
583
00:49:01,486 --> 00:49:05,142
honour and keep him,
in sickness and in health...
584
00:49:05,166 --> 00:49:08,566
and forsaking all others,
be faithful unto him...
585
00:50:13,366 --> 00:50:16,462
To my best mate, Anthony.
Let's hear it for him.
586
00:50:18,086 --> 00:50:21,542
You've been there from day one.
I love you, man. I appreciate you.
587
00:50:21,566 --> 00:50:25,102
Hilarious speech, by the way.
By your standards.
588
00:50:26,446 --> 00:50:29,342
- Pow! Pow! Pow!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
589
00:50:29,366 --> 00:50:33,022
He's still got a few
bullets left. Oh, man.
590
00:50:33,046 --> 00:50:35,086
Oh, gosh, well, um...
591
00:50:37,806 --> 00:50:39,246
Shit!
592
00:50:39,806 --> 00:50:43,782
We have so many people to
thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids.
593
00:50:43,806 --> 00:50:45,662
But, of course,
594
00:50:45,686 --> 00:50:50,742
my most heartfelt thanks,
my warmest thanks,
595
00:50:50,766 --> 00:50:54,046
are to someone who's my best friend,
596
00:50:55,326 --> 00:51:02,222
my lover and now,
I'm honoured to say, my wife.
597
00:51:02,246 --> 00:51:04,766
Naomi!
598
00:51:07,006 --> 00:51:12,086
One, two, three! Naomi!
599
00:51:13,566 --> 00:51:16,422
The A Team!
600
00:51:16,446 --> 00:51:17,862
I love you so much, darl.
601
00:51:17,886 --> 00:51:19,462
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
602
00:51:19,486 --> 00:51:21,502
Congratulations, sir.
603
00:51:21,526 --> 00:51:23,382
- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
604
00:51:23,406 --> 00:51:25,542
Get over here!
605
00:51:25,566 --> 00:51:27,142
Get your ass over here.
606
00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:29,822
Get in here, big boy.
607
00:51:29,846 --> 00:51:31,886
You're beautiful!
608
00:51:33,846 --> 00:51:36,822
Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice!
609
00:51:36,846 --> 00:51:39,246
You fucking earned it, man.
You fucking earned it.
610
00:51:43,646 --> 00:51:45,462
Everybody, hello!
611
00:51:45,486 --> 00:51:47,526
- Oh, my God.
- I love you.
612
00:51:51,526 --> 00:51:55,326
Can everyone be quiet for a moment?
613
00:51:57,446 --> 00:51:59,046
Thank you.
614
00:52:00,406 --> 00:52:02,582
- Get rid of her.
- That would play awful.
615
00:52:02,606 --> 00:52:03,902
She's a fucking 1.1.
616
00:52:03,926 --> 00:52:09,342
Now for those of you who don't
know me, which is... all of you...
617
00:52:09,366 --> 00:52:13,382
my name is Lacie Pound
618
00:52:13,406 --> 00:52:17,246
and, believe it or not,
I am one of Naomi's oldest friends.
619
00:52:17,846 --> 00:52:19,966
Hi, Nay-Nay!
620
00:52:21,246 --> 00:52:24,342
It's great to meet you too, Paul.
I've heard a lot about you.
621
00:52:24,366 --> 00:52:26,222
He's a pretty big deal, that Paul.
622
00:52:26,246 --> 00:52:28,702
Pretty big deal.
623
00:52:28,726 --> 00:52:32,422
He makes his own tapenade! Yeah.
624
00:52:32,446 --> 00:52:34,446
Uh...
625
00:52:36,726 --> 00:52:38,926
Anyway, um... I...
626
00:52:40,606 --> 00:52:45,062
have looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life.
627
00:52:45,086 --> 00:52:47,022
We met when we were five years old,
628
00:52:47,046 --> 00:52:51,206
and right up through to our teenage
years, we made quite the pair.
629
00:52:51,926 --> 00:52:54,222
We'd talk about all the
things girls talk about,
630
00:52:54,246 --> 00:53:00,582
you know, boys, hair, products,
uh... more boys.
631
00:53:00,606 --> 00:53:04,222
I mean, I tried sometimes
to expand our range a little
632
00:53:04,246 --> 00:53:08,926
and talk about climate change,
but she found that kind of boring so...
633
00:53:09,566 --> 00:53:10,982
Go on.
634
00:53:11,006 --> 00:53:13,902
She was probably right.
I mean, fuck the planet, right?
635
00:53:13,926 --> 00:53:15,502
Whoo!
636
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:20,022
Yes, thank you! Come on.
Let's have a little fun here.
637
00:53:20,046 --> 00:53:22,622
You know, fuck the planet!
638
00:53:22,646 --> 00:53:25,102
Fuck the planet!
639
00:53:27,926 --> 00:53:29,886
Anyway...
640
00:53:30,966 --> 00:53:37,982
I... looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life,
641
00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:43,286
which meant she was looking down on me.
642
00:53:44,166 --> 00:53:47,182
Always with a smile though.
643
00:53:47,206 --> 00:53:51,822
In high school,
she was my shoulder to cry on.
644
00:53:51,846 --> 00:53:57,182
She seemed to enjoy that.
Guys and me never worked out.
645
00:53:57,206 --> 00:54:01,766
They'd see Naomi and just... Whoo!
You know, that was it.
646
00:54:02,646 --> 00:54:08,542
She had this tight ass,
647
00:54:08,566 --> 00:54:11,742
like two fists.
648
00:54:11,766 --> 00:54:13,502
Uh-huh.
649
00:54:13,526 --> 00:54:16,622
I was all like...
650
00:54:20,206 --> 00:54:22,742
I was like...
651
00:54:22,766 --> 00:54:24,606
through the hallways in high school.
652
00:54:43,006 --> 00:54:44,726
And she was there for me.
653
00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:48,606
Holding my hair back...
654
00:54:50,246 --> 00:54:55,486
as I knelt, vomiting,
in front of the crapper.
655
00:55:00,086 --> 00:55:03,566
Thank you for that, Naomi.
656
00:55:06,606 --> 00:55:08,486
I always wished I was you.
657
00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:12,046
And...
658
00:55:13,006 --> 00:55:15,366
I guess that's why you
kept me around so long?
659
00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:21,582
Until you got your new job
660
00:55:21,606 --> 00:55:26,566
and your fancy new friends.
661
00:55:28,526 --> 00:55:30,942
And that...
662
00:55:32,846 --> 00:55:35,966
...fucking... jackhole!
663
00:55:36,886 --> 00:55:40,302
And you didn't need me.
You probably got another me.
664
00:55:40,326 --> 00:55:45,742
Guess there's some other "yeth Beth"
you moved on to like a succubus.
665
00:55:45,766 --> 00:55:48,526
I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus!
666
00:55:49,366 --> 00:55:52,286
Stay back.
667
00:55:53,766 --> 00:55:56,822
Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him!
668
00:55:56,846 --> 00:55:58,742
I'll cut his head off
and stick it up my ass!
669
00:56:01,086 --> 00:56:03,582
Time's nearly up!
670
00:56:03,606 --> 00:56:04,782
- Hey! Calm down.
- I...
671
00:56:04,806 --> 00:56:09,862
I just wanted to say, in this
world so caught up in our own shit,
672
00:56:09,886 --> 00:56:13,286
- let's not forget what matters.
- It's okay. It's okay.
673
00:56:13,966 --> 00:56:19,846
Happiness, fucking Paul
and Naomi, and she's...
674
00:56:20,326 --> 00:56:24,446
She... She fucked Greg!
675
00:56:26,206 --> 00:56:27,966
I know she did.
676
00:56:29,046 --> 00:56:31,982
- I know you did.
- No...
677
00:56:32,006 --> 00:56:34,342
Don't even try to deny...
678
00:56:36,766 --> 00:56:42,182
The little girl who, when we
were just five-years-old in art camp,
679
00:56:42,206 --> 00:56:45,886
started talking to me
because she saw I was scared
680
00:56:46,566 --> 00:56:49,062
and helped me make Mr. Rags.
681
00:56:49,086 --> 00:56:54,662
He reminds me of you and
what you meant to me then!
682
00:56:54,686 --> 00:56:58,246
And I'm so honoured
to be here to see this shit!
683
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:04,366
I love you, Nay-Nay!
I've always loved you!
684
00:57:05,406 --> 00:57:07,726
I love you!
685
00:59:52,926 --> 00:59:54,782
What the fuck are you looking at?
686
00:59:54,806 --> 00:59:56,846
Just what I was wondering.
687
00:59:57,168 --> 00:59:57,888
Well...
688
00:59:59,831 --> 01:00:00,751
Don't!
689
01:00:01,766 --> 01:00:04,782
Don't? Don't wonder?
690
01:00:04,806 --> 01:00:05,966
Uh-huh.
691
01:00:06,566 --> 01:00:08,891
It would be a dull
world without wonder.
692
01:00:08,916 --> 01:00:11,710
I don't give a shit about your world.
693
01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:14,446
I don't like your brassiere.
694
01:00:17,846 --> 01:00:19,326
I don't like your moustache.
695
01:00:20,726 --> 01:00:22,582
I don't like your aura.
696
01:00:22,606 --> 01:00:24,846
- My aura?
- Yeah.
697
01:00:26,566 --> 01:00:30,422
I don't like your... head.
698
01:00:30,446 --> 01:00:33,182
Your entire head is
just ridiculous to me.
699
01:00:33,206 --> 01:00:34,422
Really?
700
01:00:34,446 --> 01:00:40,302
You look like an alcoholic
former weatherman.
701
01:00:40,326 --> 01:00:42,862
You sound like a lost little lamb
702
01:00:42,886 --> 01:00:45,366
that just got told there's no Santa Claus.
703
01:00:46,606 --> 01:00:49,382
What sort of cartoon character
did your mum have to fuck
704
01:00:49,406 --> 01:00:51,062
to brew you up in the womb?
705
01:00:51,086 --> 01:00:52,822
At least I look like I was born,
706
01:00:52,846 --> 01:00:57,382
not shit out by some tormented cow
creature in an underground lab.
707
01:00:57,406 --> 01:00:59,142
You got tossed out of that lab.
708
01:00:59,166 --> 01:01:01,702
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah, flushed out.
709
01:01:01,726 --> 01:01:04,622
- Ooh!
- In the trash!
710
01:01:04,646 --> 01:01:08,262
- Your face is a fucking...
- Fucking.
711
01:01:08,286 --> 01:01:12,222
Fucking biological car crash
712
01:01:12,246 --> 01:01:14,302
that made Picasso screw
his eyes up and say,
713
01:01:14,326 --> 01:01:15,862
"Well, that just don't make sense."
714
01:01:17,686 --> 01:01:20,342
- You're a fucking asshole.
- Fuck you!
715
01:01:20,366 --> 01:01:23,188
- Fuck you next Wednesday.
- Fuck you for Christmas!
716
01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:28,053
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
717
01:01:31,696 --> 01:01:37,775
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