﻿1
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I knew it.

2
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You okay?

3
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This isn't funny.

4
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I'm not laughing.

5
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Inside you are.

6
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I can assure you I'm not.

7
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You know, you-you could have
broken my finger.

8
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Maybe you shouldn't be
poking around down here.

9
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Oh, so you intentionally
tried to maim me.

10
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I did no such thing.

11
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Why else would you put a mousetrap

12
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on top of a wine bottle?

13
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Gee, Magnum, perhaps because
we have a mouse problem?

14
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Since when?

15
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Since I found a dropping.

16
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And your first instinct

17
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is to kill this innocent creature?

18
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It's a rodent, Magnum.

19
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Labs experiment on them all the time.

20
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All the more reason
to give this one a break.

21
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This conversation is over.

22
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Heartless.

23
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Get over it.

24
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You know, FYI,

25
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mice have a really keen sense
of hearing.

26
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Communicate very well,
they have wonderful memories.

27
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Why do you think they're
experimented on all the time?

28
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Go on.

29
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Because they're smart.

30
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They're the smartest animal next to man.

31
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No, they're not.

32
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Name one animal that's smarter.

33
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Chimps, dolphins, horses, pigs?

34
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Those are the obvious ones.
Name something else.

35
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We have a visitor.

36
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Oh.

37
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Doesn't appear to be anyone there.

38
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Must be a delivery.

39
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I'll get it.

40
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This place is like a slaughterhouse.

41
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- Dungeon.
- What?

42
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Medieval down here now.

43
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Yes?

44
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Uh, think you should come out here.

45
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Magnum, if it's a package
for me, I'd appreciate it

46
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if you'd just bring it up
to the main house?

47
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I don't know who it's for.

48
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Magnum, is that a...?

49
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Yeah.

50
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

51
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You got to admit,
I mean, he is pretty cute.

52
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Do you even know what you're doing?

53
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I'm comforting him.

54
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Just be careful.

55
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- You want to take him?
- Absolutely not.

56
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Good job. N... And now you upset him.

57
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Nonsense. He has
no idea what I just said.

58
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No, babies are born with the ability

59
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to sense British and uptight.

60
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Aren't you? Yes, you are.

61
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Y-You do realize you're not
keeping it, right, Magnum?

62
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We need to call
Child Protective Services.

63
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Don't listen to the mean lady.

64
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Uncle Thomas has you. Come here.

65
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Oh, yeah.

66
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Bloody hell.

67
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What's it say?

68
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"Please give Hiapo a good life."

69
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What's going on?

70
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I thought I heard a...

71
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Yes. One of those.

72
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What's that baby doing here?

73
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You didn't notice? He's been living

74
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in the guesthouse for three years.

75
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I meant the smaller one.

76
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Somebody left him at the front gate.

77
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Along with that note.

78
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Ah.

79
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His name's Hiapo.

80
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That means "firstborn."

81
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Who would do a thing like this?

82
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Well, given Magnum's many dalliances,

83
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perhaps it was
one of his former paramours?

84
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Are you suggesting this kid
is my love child?

85
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Well, it's not out of
the realm of possibility.

86
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- Right.
- Now here we are.

87
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There.

88
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Oh, this is so sad.

89
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What happens when you punch in a bit?

90
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Well, so much for facial recognition.

91
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Want to hold him for a second?

92
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I thought you'd never ask.

93
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Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

94
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What are you doing?

95
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I'm guessing
he's looking for fingerprints.

96
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I mean, there's got to be one
on here, right? Somewhere?

97
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Nothing like the smell of a newborn.

98
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What, you mean excrement,
spit-up and urine?

99
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Eh, she does not like babies.

100
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That isn't true. I just prefer it

101
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when they're looked after
by a parent or a legal guardian.

102
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You gonna call
Child Protective Services?

103
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Eh, no, I think we should

104
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- hold off on that.
- Why?

105
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Because this isn't
a fire station or a hospital.

106
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You can't just drop a baby
off anywhere you want to.

107
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Whoever left him here could get
into some serious trouble.

108
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Perhaps they should.

109
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Yeah, but
we don't know the circumstances.

110
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We should find out who the mother is,

111
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get the whole story,
and then we can go to CPS.

112
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I agree.

113
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They wanted him to have a better home.

114
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He's now in our care.

115
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Very well. Anything?

116
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Nope. Not a single print.

117
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But this could be something.

118
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'Ewa Beach Women's Services.

119
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Here we are.
'Ewa Beach Women's Services.

120
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Looks like it's a nonprofit.

121
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If they're the ones that gave
this woman the car seat,

122
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they might know who she is.

123
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Now, whoa, whoa, hold on.

124
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You realize we have a client meeting

125
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in less than an hour?

126
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- Yeah, just cancel it.
- No.

127
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It's with the insurance company
we've been courting.

128
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They have very deep pockets,
which means I might be able

129
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to cover some expenses around here.

130
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I'll go to 'Ewa Beach.
I'll see what I can find out.

131
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Great. Lovely. Right.

132
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Chop-chop, Magnum.

133
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Okay, all right, buddy.

134
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Right, well, what are you doing?

135
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Putting him in the car seat.

136
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Safety first.

137
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Get that little arm in.

138
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Okay. Ready for a ride?

139
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I'm still unclear as to why
he had to come with.

140
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We can't leave him home alone.

141
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Kumu's out there looking
for his mother, right?

142
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If she shows up with the baby in hand,

143
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they're gonna call HPD immediately.

144
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Hmm.

145
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How's he doing back there?

146
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You think he's strapped in tight enough?

147
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I do.

148
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Can you check?

149
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Yeah. Snug as an astronaut.

150
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Thank you.

151
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You know, I'm a little nervous.

152
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It's a kid. Lot of responsibility.

153
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True, but you can't be entirely
foreign to this experience.

154
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You didn't have dogs growing up?

155
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Of course I did.

156
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But, you know, that wasn't the
first pet I had to take care of.

157
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That was... was Roberto.

158
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Who was Roberto?

159
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Roberto was a, was my mouse.

160
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Loved that little guy.

161
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Ah. Roberto the mouse.

162
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Yeah, he was a gift from my
uncle for my eighth birthday.

163
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He was what's known as a tan.
He's-he's got a chocolate back

164
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with this tan little belly.

165
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Really cute.

166
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So what became of Roberto the mouse?

167
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You know, I don't really
want to talk about it.

168
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I'm not mocking you, Magnum.

169
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Yeah, it's not that.

170
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Did you kill it?

171
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Why would you say that?

172
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What? You were eight,
and taking care of a pet

173
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is quite the responsibility, you know?

174
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It was an accident, all right?

175
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I-I took him out of his cage
when I probably shouldn't have,

176
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I was playing with him
in the front yard,

177
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somebody pulled in, he...

178
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he got crushed.

179
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That must have been heartbreaking.

180
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Hey, buddy.

181
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- Oh, my God. What did you do?
- What did I do? What did you do?

182
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- You're making him cry.
- Well, can you make it stop?

183
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- There's not an on-off switch.
- Well, that's not what I mean.

184
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Well, you're gonna have
to help him out. I'm driving.

185
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What... Pull over.

186
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It's okay.

187
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It's okay, little buddy.

188
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Quickly.

189
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Hurry up.

190
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Hey, buddy.

191
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What's going on? He's wet.

192
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It's 86 degrees out. I'm sure
he'll dry off in due course.

193
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That whole towel's soaked.
That's not how it works.

194
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H-He needs a diaper.

195
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Oh, for heaven's sake.

196
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What are you doing?

197
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Bring him here.

198
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Okay, here we go.

199
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Now lay him down.

200
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Now take your shirt off.

201
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Why?

202
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Just strip, all right?

203
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You're all right, you're all right.

204
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Shush, shush, shush, little man.

205
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Very noisy.

206
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Yes...

207
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What am I supposed to do with this?

208
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I don't know. You figure it out.

209
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Just a second...

210
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There we go. Very good.

211
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Aw, there we are.

212
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See? Improvised field dressing.

213
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Problem solved.

214
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Ah, that's better.

215
00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:09,557
So many questions right now.

216
00:10:09,659 --> 00:10:11,726
Uh, we're gonna need a favor.

217
00:10:11,751 --> 00:10:13,751
I'm guessing it has something
to do with the baby

218
00:10:13,776 --> 00:10:15,976
that's wearing your shirt as its diaper.

219
00:10:16,232 --> 00:10:17,899
Thought so. What's going on?

220
00:10:17,924 --> 00:10:19,290
His name's Hiapo.

221
00:10:19,396 --> 00:10:21,296
- Who does he belong to?
- Believe it or not,

222
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,587
someone dropped him at the
front gate this morning.

223
00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:25,372
Oh, wow. Maybe he's yours.

224
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,375
Given your history of casual hookups.

225
00:10:27,477 --> 00:10:28,976
Uh, can you just watch him

226
00:10:29,001 --> 00:10:30,434
while we talk to our client?

227
00:10:30,613 --> 00:10:32,413
I think I can handle
watching a little baby.

228
00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:34,048
I'm also gonna need a shirt.

229
00:10:34,073 --> 00:10:35,940
Yes, that would be prudent.

230
00:10:39,782 --> 00:10:41,255
Oh.

231
00:10:41,304 --> 00:10:42,770
Look at this little guy.

232
00:10:42,795 --> 00:10:44,127
Okay, let's go.

233
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,726
Don't worry, little fella.

234
00:10:45,751 --> 00:10:46,984
Soon as you turn three,

235
00:10:47,009 --> 00:10:49,320
I'm sure he's gonna ask you
for favors, too.

236
00:10:54,637 --> 00:10:56,204
Hello there.

237
00:10:56,306 --> 00:10:57,672
I'm Juliet Higgins.

238
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This is my partner Thomas Magnum.

239
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Olivia Tremell.

240
00:11:00,777 --> 00:11:02,677
I work for the Kloten Insurance Group.

241
00:11:02,779 --> 00:11:04,512
Yes. Zurich-based,

242
00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:06,914
$11.1 billion in direct premiums.

243
00:11:07,016 --> 00:11:08,529
Two-percent market share.
You guys do a lot

244
00:11:08,554 --> 00:11:10,950
of high-risk underwriting
on the island, right?

245
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,355
Yeah, we like to do our research
on our potential clients.

246
00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:16,023
That's good business.

247
00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,059
So, how can we help you?

248
00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:21,229
What do you know about white truffles?

249
00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:22,278
They're delicious.

250
00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:23,965
They're the most expensive food
in the world.

251
00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,399
Both right.

252
00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:26,901
Two days ago, one of our clients,

253
00:11:27,003 --> 00:11:29,870
a local restaurant
called Angelino's, was robbed.

254
00:11:29,973 --> 00:11:31,772
The Italian place on Kapiolani.

255
00:11:31,874 --> 00:11:34,008
Yes. Sometime after closing,

256
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43 pounds of Italian
white winter truffles from Alba

257
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disappeared from the restaurant.

258
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,793
At their current market price,

259
00:11:40,818 --> 00:11:44,885
that's approximately $425,000.

260
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For mushrooms?

261
00:11:46,256 --> 00:11:48,756
Excuse my rather unrefined associate.

262
00:11:49,255 --> 00:11:50,591
It's okay.

263
00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:53,928
I had the same reaction
when the policy crossed my desk.

264
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,666
As you can imagine,
my bosses are not too keen

265
00:11:58,691 --> 00:12:01,125
on having to cover such a sizable loss.

266
00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:02,470
Which is where we come in.

267
00:12:02,572 --> 00:12:04,728
You want us to find the mushrooms.

268
00:12:04,907 --> 00:12:06,107
If you can,

269
00:12:06,132 --> 00:12:07,648
we'll give you a generous finder's fee.

270
00:12:08,498 --> 00:12:10,565
Ten percent of the total value.

271
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:16,464
42 grand? We've never made
that kind of money before.

272
00:12:16,489 --> 00:12:17,755
And you wanted to cancel.

273
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,480
Need I remind you,
I was the one who came up

274
00:12:19,536 --> 00:12:21,069
with the idea
of courting insurance companies

275
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:22,710
for their business.

276
00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:25,486
If you saying, "Uh, we need to,
uh, hit up some fat cats

277
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:26,743
to make a quick buck,"

278
00:12:26,768 --> 00:12:28,701
is your definition of an idea,
then-then, yes,

279
00:12:28,779 --> 00:12:30,312
it belongs entirely to you.

280
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:33,701
42 grand, man,
that is some serious stacks.

281
00:12:33,726 --> 00:12:36,026
Hear that, Hiapo?
We're gonna be rich, buddy.

282
00:12:36,051 --> 00:12:38,585
Well, whilst I would love
to share in your enthusiasm,

283
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,074
there is one small problem.

284
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,342
What's that?

285
00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:43,267
Well, white truffles go bad
in a few days.

286
00:12:43,446 --> 00:12:44,779
If we don't find them soon,

287
00:12:44,804 --> 00:12:47,738
there will be no
"serious stacks" to talk of.

288
00:13:01,505 --> 00:13:02,551
Hi.

289
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,670
Oh, what the hell is this?

290
00:13:04,695 --> 00:13:06,561
We just got him down.

291
00:13:08,339 --> 00:13:10,439
Don't tell me you stole this
baby from a homeless person.

292
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,674
Gordie, can you please use

293
00:13:11,776 --> 00:13:13,442
- your inside voice?
- Seriously?

294
00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,211
We're trying to find the baby's mother.

295
00:13:15,313 --> 00:13:16,645
It's a long story.

296
00:13:17,949 --> 00:13:19,548
Child Protective Services
is on the second floor.

297
00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:21,584
Well, no, that's actually
not why we're here.

298
00:13:21,686 --> 00:13:23,619
No, we need to see a police report.

299
00:13:23,721 --> 00:13:24,887
You know this isn't a library

300
00:13:24,989 --> 00:13:25,888
where you can just
check stuff out, right?

301
00:13:25,990 --> 00:13:28,357
No, no. We're working
the Angelino's burglary case.

302
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,458
You mean HPD's working the case.

303
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,128
We've actually been retained
by the insurance company.

304
00:13:35,579 --> 00:13:36,966
You happy? You woke him up.

305
00:13:38,336 --> 00:13:40,302
- He's hungry.
- How do you know?

306
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,637
Because I'm a father.

307
00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:42,972
There you go.

308
00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:44,506
Look, I'll get you the file.

309
00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:45,974
Okay? Just get that baby some food,

310
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,275
then over to CPS, all right?

311
00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:50,378
All right? Don't mind Uncle Gordie.

312
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,514
He's just a little grumpy.

313
00:13:55,619 --> 00:13:58,233
Wow, he really pounded that thing.

314
00:13:59,356 --> 00:14:01,756
Oh. Seriously?

315
00:14:01,858 --> 00:14:03,491
Didn't you just go?

316
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,959
That was an hour ago.

317
00:14:05,891 --> 00:14:06,895
Is that normal?

318
00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:08,229
Why are you asking me?

319
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,533
Here you are.

320
00:14:13,136 --> 00:14:14,502
You know, whatever's the opposite

321
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,138
of maternal instincts,
you were born with a ton of it.

322
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,573
For your information, I am an expert

323
00:14:18,675 --> 00:14:20,475
on children ages six to ten.

324
00:14:20,577 --> 00:14:22,310
I find that really hard to believe.

325
00:14:22,412 --> 00:14:25,413
At 15, Mr. and Mrs. Belshire
employed me as a summer nanny,

326
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:26,854
thank you very much.

327
00:14:26,942 --> 00:14:28,416
You were a babysitter?

328
00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:31,119
Oh, my God, those poor kids
must have hated you.

329
00:14:31,221 --> 00:14:33,121
Quite the opposite.
They relished the discipline

330
00:14:33,223 --> 00:14:34,923
they did not get from their parents.

331
00:14:35,518 --> 00:14:36,828
I doubt it.

332
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:39,093
Excuse me? Just saying, you're like...

333
00:14:39,196 --> 00:14:40,628
Mary Poppins without the fun.

334
00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:43,498
Will you stop dillydallying?
That child is turning ripe.

335
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,500
Well, if I'm gonna be working,
you should be working, too.

336
00:14:45,602 --> 00:14:48,002
Not sitting there
enjoying me be tortured.

337
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,590
Anything in the report that we can use?

338
00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:50,931
I'm still reading.

339
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:53,107
Did Angelino's have
any security cameras?

340
00:14:53,132 --> 00:14:55,232
They did have security cameras,
but they weren't working

341
00:14:55,412 --> 00:14:56,978
prior to the burglary.

342
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,747
- Convenient for the thieves.
- Not really.

343
00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:01,849
The restaurant had yet to get
back on its feet post-COVID,

344
00:15:01,952 --> 00:15:04,152
so repairing the cameras
was a deferred cost.

345
00:15:04,254 --> 00:15:07,322
Whoa. Oh, man.

346
00:15:07,424 --> 00:15:09,791
Please do something with it.

347
00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:11,125
You know, why does it have to be me?

348
00:15:11,228 --> 00:15:13,161
I-I could read just as well as you can.

349
00:15:13,263 --> 00:15:16,397
Debatable. Besides,
you're clearly very good at it.

350
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,565
Changing diapers?

351
00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:19,887
At being a father.

352
00:15:21,106 --> 00:15:22,870
Oh, okay. This might be something.

353
00:15:22,973 --> 00:15:24,239
Please, anything to distract me

354
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,873
from what's going on down here.

355
00:15:25,976 --> 00:15:28,076
The truffles were only delivered
a few hours before the burglary,

356
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,911
so our thief had to have
prior knowledge.

357
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,714
- Why is that?
- Because Italian white winter truffles

358
00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:35,350
weren't on the menu since Christmas.

359
00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:38,786
So this could've been an inside job.

360
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:48,663
'Ewa Beach Women's Services.

361
00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:50,198
I'm looking for this young woman.

362
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,082
I know you can't really see her face.

363
00:15:57,107 --> 00:15:58,339
You know her, don't you?

364
00:15:59,093 --> 00:16:00,208
I might.

365
00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:02,710
Can you tell me her name?
Where I can find her?

366
00:16:02,812 --> 00:16:04,012
What's this regarding?

367
00:16:04,114 --> 00:16:07,448
Uh, it's a private matter.

368
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,450
I'm sorry, but we need
to safeguard the privacy

369
00:16:09,492 --> 00:16:11,426
of the women who seek assistance here.

370
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,686
I understand.

371
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,091
But this is important.

372
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,027
I swear I mean no harm.

373
00:16:20,597 --> 00:16:22,797
Sorry. Unless you want to share
what this is about,

374
00:16:22,822 --> 00:16:24,288
I can't help you.

375
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,101
Mahalo for your time.

376
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,356
Hey, Luana, this is Keala

377
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,558
from 'Ewa Beach
Women's Services facility.

378
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:53,728
A woman came by here looking
for you, but she didn't say why.

379
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:55,196
Call me back when you can.

380
00:16:55,298 --> 00:16:57,231
Okay, thanks. Bye.

381
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,673
Uh, I'm sorry to bother you again.

382
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:06,908
I-I have to make a phone call

383
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:09,277
and my phone just died.
Can I borrow yours?

384
00:17:10,313 --> 00:17:11,779
Sure. Dial 9 first.

385
00:17:11,881 --> 00:17:12,847
Mahalo.

386
00:17:26,363 --> 00:17:28,760
Busy.

387
00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:30,971
Mahalo.

388
00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:41,043
Hey, Rick? It's Kumu.

389
00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:42,578
This might be a long shot,

390
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,913
but I think I have a lead
on, uh, Hiapo's mother.

391
00:17:45,015 --> 00:17:47,282
You think you could have one
of your friends at HPD

392
00:17:47,385 --> 00:17:48,851
run a number for me?

393
00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:50,686
As I told the police,

394
00:17:50,788 --> 00:17:54,356
when I came here in the morning,
I found the front door open.

395
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:59,695
I came directly to the kitchen,
and they were gone.

396
00:17:59,797 --> 00:18:02,961
Everything. The entire delivery.

397
00:18:07,466 --> 00:18:08,504
Hey.

398
00:18:08,606 --> 00:18:09,738
Would your baby like some cheese?

399
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,763
Uh, no, thank you. He-he just ate.

400
00:18:13,244 --> 00:18:15,043
So, according to the police report,

401
00:18:15,146 --> 00:18:17,546
a padlock was cut off this refrigerator.

402
00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:18,852
Yes, ma'am.

403
00:18:19,717 --> 00:18:20,949
Which means the thief

404
00:18:21,051 --> 00:18:23,218
brought bolt cutters,
knowing what to expect.

405
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,254
- What are you saying?
- Well, besides your employees,

406
00:18:25,356 --> 00:18:27,402
who else knew about
the truffle delivery?

407
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,858
Only Mrs. Memminger,

408
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,161
the food distributor
that I buy the truffles from.

409
00:18:33,497 --> 00:18:35,330
How well do you know your employees?

410
00:18:35,433 --> 00:18:37,566
Noi siamo una famiglia.

411
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:39,968
Each one of them is like family.

412
00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:41,904
Wait, wait, wait,

413
00:18:42,006 --> 00:18:43,872
are you implying
that one of them did this?

414
00:18:43,974 --> 00:18:45,174
That's not possible.

415
00:18:45,276 --> 00:18:47,009
Your employees had been
out of work for a while.

416
00:18:47,111 --> 00:18:48,710
Uh, people tend to act out of character

417
00:18:48,813 --> 00:18:50,412
when they get desperate.

418
00:18:50,514 --> 00:18:52,214
Mr. Ferragamo, on the day you discovered

419
00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:53,949
the truffles stolen,

420
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:56,285
did any of your employees
fail to turn up for work?

421
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:03,025
One of my waiters.

422
00:19:03,127 --> 00:19:04,493
Jimmy Bowman, 22.

423
00:19:04,595 --> 00:19:05,861
Graduate, Kukui High.

424
00:19:05,963 --> 00:19:08,030
No record, but his father did time,

425
00:19:08,132 --> 00:19:10,132
and his two cousins, frequent fliers.

426
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:12,968
Thanks. If you're thinking
about them as suspects,

427
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,736
I suggest you tread carefully.

428
00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:16,238
They're dangerous guys.

429
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:18,006
Copy that.
Now, if you could just text me

430
00:19:18,108 --> 00:19:20,876
Bowman's address in Pearl City,
it'd be much appreciated.

431
00:19:20,978 --> 00:19:22,082
Okay.

432
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,813
Sorry about that, little buddy.

433
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:26,482
No fun today. Mommy and Daddy

434
00:19:26,584 --> 00:19:28,050
are gonna get you to a safe place

435
00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:29,985
so we can solve this crime
and get that cash.

436
00:19:30,053 --> 00:19:31,619
Could you please not say that?

437
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,622
Say what? "Mommy and Daddy."

438
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,724
Okay, do you prefer

439
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,392
"Daddy and the overly strict nanny"?

440
00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:38,894
I prefer none of the above.

441
00:19:38,996 --> 00:19:40,996
Can we please not
fight in front of the kid?

442
00:19:48,316 --> 00:19:50,149
I don't know about this.
What if I drop him?

443
00:19:50,251 --> 00:19:51,442
You're not gonna drop him.

444
00:19:51,546 --> 00:19:52,685
Perhaps one of us should stay.

445
00:19:52,787 --> 00:19:53,986
No, he'll be fine.

446
00:19:54,088 --> 00:19:55,854
I'm also gonna need the keys
to your Porsche.

447
00:19:55,957 --> 00:19:56,967
Excuse me?

448
00:19:57,024 --> 00:19:58,691
I'm not taking this car seat out again.

449
00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:00,492
And you have to have it just in case.

450
00:20:00,595 --> 00:20:02,027
Just in c... Just in case?
Just in case of what?

451
00:20:02,129 --> 00:20:03,762
Just in case of what?

452
00:20:03,864 --> 00:20:05,497
I don't know, place catches
fire, you got to run.

453
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,067
If that happens, I want to make
sure Hiapo's in the car seat.

454
00:20:08,169 --> 00:20:09,435
Now give me your car keys, okay?

455
00:20:09,537 --> 00:20:11,103
You guys are gonna get along just fine.

456
00:20:13,608 --> 00:20:15,174
Enjoy.

457
00:20:15,276 --> 00:20:17,176
Okay. Bye.

458
00:20:19,146 --> 00:20:21,046
Uh...

459
00:20:23,718 --> 00:20:26,085
So, what's up?

460
00:20:37,698 --> 00:20:39,932
Nice car, mister.

461
00:20:40,034 --> 00:20:41,066
Thanks.

462
00:20:41,168 --> 00:20:43,202
- Can we sit in it?
- How old are you?

463
00:20:43,304 --> 00:20:44,881
Nine. I'll tell you what, c

464
00:20:44,905 --> 00:20:46,370
you guys keep an eye on the car,

465
00:20:46,394 --> 00:20:47,740
there's 20 bucks in it for you.

466
00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:49,975
Cute kids.

467
00:20:50,077 --> 00:20:52,211
Anything happens to Rick's
Porsche or those kids,

468
00:20:52,313 --> 00:20:53,746
- it's on you.
- They'll behave.

469
00:20:53,848 --> 00:20:55,114
How do you know that?

470
00:20:55,216 --> 00:20:56,815
Did you hear what the older one
said when he walked up?

471
00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:57,916
"Nice car"?

472
00:20:58,019 --> 00:20:59,818
"Mister." Means there's somebody at home

473
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,220
teaching him manners, right?

474
00:21:01,322 --> 00:21:03,555
They're not gonna mess
with the car, trust me.

475
00:21:03,658 --> 00:21:06,191
Two hours with a baby and suddenly
he's an expert on child-rearing.

476
00:21:06,293 --> 00:21:08,193
You said it yourself,
I would make a good father.

477
00:21:09,147 --> 00:21:10,429
Or were you messing with me?

478
00:21:10,531 --> 00:21:12,498
Got the job done, didn't it?

479
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,600
Whatever. Unlike you,

480
00:21:14,702 --> 00:21:16,902
I have excellent parental instincts.

481
00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:19,204
I think Roberto the
mouse would disagree.

482
00:21:19,306 --> 00:21:20,739
- What'd you say?
- Nothing.

483
00:21:25,346 --> 00:21:27,479
What are they doing?

484
00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:29,882
And on this week's episode
of Father Knows Worst,

485
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:33,085
two youngsters destroy
a pricey German sports car.

486
00:21:33,187 --> 00:21:35,988
Eh, come on, kids, knock it off!

487
00:21:41,179 --> 00:21:42,428
Jimmy Bowman?

488
00:22:31,879 --> 00:22:32,945
Hey, watch it!

489
00:22:34,482 --> 00:22:36,582
Get out of here. Sorry.

490
00:22:42,423 --> 00:22:43,355
Hey, watch it!

491
00:22:44,792 --> 00:22:46,625
Yo, it's me... I got trouble!

492
00:22:46,727 --> 00:22:47,826
Coming your way!

493
00:23:05,646 --> 00:23:07,713
♪ You can't stop the rock, can't stop

494
00:23:15,556 --> 00:23:17,089
You're trespassing.

495
00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,460
We don't want... we
don't want any trouble.

496
00:23:21,562 --> 00:23:24,530
Some neighborhood watch group
you've got here.

497
00:23:24,632 --> 00:23:26,799
We're Jimmy's cousins.
Why you chasing him?

498
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:28,700
Private...

499
00:23:28,803 --> 00:23:30,135
investigators.

500
00:23:30,237 --> 00:23:31,804
We're looking into a burglary

501
00:23:31,906 --> 00:23:33,639
that happened at the restaurant
that Jimmy worked at.

502
00:23:33,741 --> 00:23:34,706
He don't know nothing about it.

503
00:23:34,809 --> 00:23:35,841
You don't work for Big Tuna?

504
00:23:36,545 --> 00:23:39,077
No, we absolutely do not.

505
00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:40,979
- Who's Big Tuna?
- Don't say anything.

506
00:23:41,081 --> 00:23:43,415
Big Tuna said he'd cut me in
on the score if I told him

507
00:23:43,517 --> 00:23:44,883
when Angelino's got a truffle order.

508
00:23:44,985 --> 00:23:46,585
- What'd I just say?
- Well, Big T screwed me.

509
00:23:46,687 --> 00:23:48,921
- Why should I protect him?
- 'Cause I said so.

510
00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,628
Just let him talk, please.

511
00:23:50,691 --> 00:23:51,990
I'd be shutting up, too, if I was you.

512
00:23:52,092 --> 00:23:53,992
Please, gentlemen.

513
00:23:54,094 --> 00:23:56,128
We are what you'd like to call, uh,

514
00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:57,729
good Samaritans with a very...

515
00:23:58,191 --> 00:24:00,199
poor long-term memory.

516
00:24:00,301 --> 00:24:01,400
And, uh...

517
00:24:01,502 --> 00:24:02,668
also...

518
00:24:02,770 --> 00:24:06,071
helping us could be
very, well, lucrative.

519
00:24:06,774 --> 00:24:09,045
And I can guarantee discretion.

520
00:24:09,086 --> 00:24:11,066
Discretion means we'll
keep our mouths shut.

521
00:24:11,091 --> 00:24:12,244
I know what it means, jackass.

522
00:24:12,346 --> 00:24:14,146
Look, you were saying, uh,

523
00:24:14,248 --> 00:24:15,514
your associate

524
00:24:15,616 --> 00:24:17,783
Big Tuna said he would
cut you in on the proceeds

525
00:24:17,885 --> 00:24:19,618
of these stolen truffles, yes?

526
00:24:20,255 --> 00:24:21,720
Yeah, but then he reneged.

527
00:24:21,822 --> 00:24:23,622
Said he'd send over some leg breakers

528
00:24:23,724 --> 00:24:24,990
if I kept asking for my cut.

529
00:24:25,490 --> 00:24:27,492
You thought we were the leg breakers?

530
00:24:27,595 --> 00:24:29,494
I guess your family
wasn't gonna step in?

531
00:24:29,597 --> 00:24:31,129
Kid's got to learn by his mistakes.

532
00:24:31,232 --> 00:24:32,764
His father would've wanted that.

533
00:24:32,867 --> 00:24:34,099
Sound advice.

534
00:24:34,201 --> 00:24:36,268
Now, gentlemen, we'd very much

535
00:24:36,370 --> 00:24:38,003
like to leave, if you don't mind.

536
00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:40,939
If you could point us
in the direction of this

537
00:24:40,964 --> 00:24:42,964
Big Tuna chap,
we'd be very much appreciative.

538
00:24:43,143 --> 00:24:44,509
As long as you keep
Jimmy's name out of it.

539
00:24:44,612 --> 00:24:45,677
Hey.

540
00:24:45,779 --> 00:24:47,646
Absolutely. You have our word.

541
00:24:47,748 --> 00:24:49,448
I'll take your driver's license instead.

542
00:24:49,766 --> 00:24:50,826
Why?

543
00:24:50,851 --> 00:24:52,217
'Cause I'm gonna write down
your addresses.

544
00:24:52,645 --> 00:24:54,445
And if the cops come for my cousin here,

545
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,714
you two are gonna be dead.

546
00:24:57,391 --> 00:24:59,725
What happened to letting
Jimmy learn from his mistakes?

547
00:24:59,827 --> 00:25:01,193
That wouldn't be Jimmy's mistake.

548
00:25:01,295 --> 00:25:02,494
It would be yours.

549
00:25:12,934 --> 00:25:14,500
I'm here.

550
00:25:14,602 --> 00:25:16,135
This better be a real emergency.

551
00:25:16,237 --> 00:25:17,837
The last time you texted me

552
00:25:17,939 --> 00:25:19,138
"Get down here, Defcon 2,"

553
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,008
you needed somebody to film you
doing the handstand challenge.

554
00:25:22,110 --> 00:25:24,544
Well, this is a legit emergency, my man.

555
00:25:24,646 --> 00:25:25,611
Why, what's going on?

556
00:25:25,714 --> 00:25:27,680
The liquor commission is
on its way down.

557
00:25:27,782 --> 00:25:29,048
Yeah, so?

558
00:25:29,073 --> 00:25:31,707
So I'm thinking a baby behind the bar

559
00:25:31,886 --> 00:25:33,786
is a little bit of a code violation.

560
00:25:33,888 --> 00:25:35,221
Oh, whose baby is that?

561
00:25:35,323 --> 00:25:36,576
Nobody knows.

562
00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:39,125
Some lady dropped him off
at Robin's Nest,

563
00:25:39,227 --> 00:25:40,827
hit the doorbell and ran.

564
00:25:40,929 --> 00:25:43,129
What are the chances it's Magnum's?

565
00:25:43,231 --> 00:25:44,831
I'd say three to one.

566
00:25:44,933 --> 00:25:47,300
Anyway, Higgins and Thomas
are off on a case

567
00:25:47,402 --> 00:25:50,176
and Kumu is busy, so
I've been babysitting this guy,

568
00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:52,071
but now I need you to tag in.

569
00:25:52,597 --> 00:25:54,173
Yeah, all right.

570
00:25:54,275 --> 00:25:56,542
All right, all right, buddy, come on.

571
00:25:56,644 --> 00:25:58,177
Hiapo, meet TC.

572
00:25:58,279 --> 00:25:59,418
TC,

573
00:25:59,515 --> 00:26:01,147
meet Hiapo.

574
00:26:01,249 --> 00:26:03,316
Yeah, give me a fist bump,
give me a fist bump.

575
00:26:03,418 --> 00:26:05,017
Give me a fist bump... boom!

576
00:26:11,793 --> 00:26:13,459
You take that baby to CPS yet?

577
00:26:13,561 --> 00:26:15,928
Gordie, what happened to picking
up the phone and saying aloha?

578
00:26:15,953 --> 00:26:17,201
So you didn't?

579
00:26:17,245 --> 00:26:18,577
That's not why we called.

580
00:26:18,602 --> 00:26:19,808
All right, I'm hanging up now.

581
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:20,833
- No, no, no, wait, wait.
- Wait, wait.

582
00:26:20,935 --> 00:26:22,935
No more favors until you get
that baby into the system.

583
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,794
Gordon, we have a very good lead

584
00:26:24,819 --> 00:26:26,652
as to who the baby's mother is.

585
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,394
We feel like it is
in the baby's best interest

586
00:26:29,926 --> 00:26:31,711
to find her

587
00:26:31,736 --> 00:26:34,170
before we add any more trauma
to her life.

588
00:26:34,195 --> 00:26:35,427
She abandoned her child.

589
00:26:35,452 --> 00:26:36,618
You can't force her to take him back.

590
00:26:36,643 --> 00:26:39,144
No, but we can hear
her side of the story.

591
00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:40,907
And figure out if foster care is

592
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:42,698
what she thinks is
truly best for her son.

593
00:26:42,823 --> 00:26:44,423
Ah, come on, you're a father, Gordie.

594
00:26:44,598 --> 00:26:46,365
You should, you should understand this.

595
00:26:51,519 --> 00:26:53,553
All right. What'd you call me for?

596
00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:56,002
You ever hear of a guy named Big Tuna?

597
00:26:56,104 --> 00:26:57,136
Why do you ask?

598
00:26:57,161 --> 00:26:58,961
He's a person of interest in our case.

599
00:26:59,079 --> 00:27:00,645
We stopped by his house earlier today,

600
00:27:00,809 --> 00:27:01,941
no one was there.

601
00:27:02,043 --> 00:27:03,776
You have any idea
where we might find him?

602
00:27:03,878 --> 00:27:05,278
Yeah.

603
00:27:05,303 --> 00:27:07,136
I know exactly where you can find him.

604
00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:10,917
That's a lot of holes.

605
00:27:10,942 --> 00:27:13,642
Six .38-caliber GSWs to be exact.

606
00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:15,300
Five to the chest region.

607
00:27:15,325 --> 00:27:16,657
And one to the forehead

608
00:27:16,682 --> 00:27:19,016
penetrating the frontal
and parietal lobes.

609
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,107
Coup de grâce.

610
00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:22,762
Somebody didn't want
Big Tuna getting up.

611
00:27:22,864 --> 00:27:25,498
Thank you, Noelani.

612
00:27:28,436 --> 00:27:29,836
You know, for a guy named Big Tuna,

613
00:27:29,938 --> 00:27:31,237
he wasn't very large.

614
00:27:31,339 --> 00:27:33,706
He did have a peculiar diet,
I can tell you that much.

615
00:27:33,808 --> 00:27:35,007
How so?

616
00:27:35,109 --> 00:27:37,009
I found something odd in
the contents of his stomach.

617
00:27:37,111 --> 00:27:38,678
A fungus known as

618
00:27:38,703 --> 00:27:40,536
Choiromyces maeandriformis.

619
00:27:40,675 --> 00:27:43,209
Maybe he sampled some of what he stole.

620
00:27:43,234 --> 00:27:45,968
$10,000 a pound,
I'd probably do the same thing.

621
00:27:46,187 --> 00:27:47,653
What are you talking about?

622
00:27:47,678 --> 00:27:49,345
We believe the deceased
might have stolen

623
00:27:49,370 --> 00:27:52,104
a very expensive delivery
of white winter truffles.

624
00:27:52,293 --> 00:27:54,026
Oh, well, this wasn't that.

625
00:27:54,051 --> 00:27:55,939
In fact, from a culinary point of view

626
00:27:55,964 --> 00:27:58,798
this fungus is known as a fake truffle.

627
00:28:08,289 --> 00:28:10,055
One burglary, one murder.

628
00:28:10,527 --> 00:28:11,944
All for nothing.

629
00:28:11,992 --> 00:28:13,358
Well, perhaps the killer didn't know

630
00:28:13,383 --> 00:28:15,049
that the truffles were worthless.

631
00:28:15,074 --> 00:28:16,314
What about Ms. Memminger?

632
00:28:16,384 --> 00:28:18,618
The woman who sold them to Angelo?

633
00:28:18,643 --> 00:28:20,075
Yeah, maybe she had reason
to believe somebody

634
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,331
would find out they were fake.

635
00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:25,691
TC, how's the baby?

636
00:28:25,793 --> 00:28:28,327
Yo, this boy is having a full-on
meltdown... what should I do?

637
00:28:28,429 --> 00:28:29,962
Well, he probably needs to be

638
00:28:30,064 --> 00:28:31,998
fed, burped or changed.

639
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:34,400
Yeah, no kidding.
I already did all that.

640
00:28:34,502 --> 00:28:37,169
And he's still screaming like a banshee.

641
00:28:37,272 --> 00:28:38,771
Look, man, I got clients coming

642
00:28:38,873 --> 00:28:39,839
that want to talk
about a wedding package.

643
00:28:39,864 --> 00:28:40,938
I need help here.

644
00:28:41,405 --> 00:28:43,042
Uh...

645
00:28:43,144 --> 00:28:45,711
Uh, TC, put us on video.

646
00:28:45,736 --> 00:28:47,303
And turn the camera on him, all right?

647
00:28:47,328 --> 00:28:48,594
Okay, hold on.

648
00:28:50,608 --> 00:28:52,118
All right.

649
00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:54,921
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

650
00:28:54,946 --> 00:28:56,979
All right, all right,
all right, all right.

651
00:28:58,192 --> 00:28:59,992
Hello, pumpkin.

652
00:29:00,094 --> 00:29:01,661
Oh!

653
00:29:01,763 --> 00:29:03,863
Someone's having a bit of a moment,

654
00:29:03,965 --> 00:29:05,698
aren't they? Ooh.

655
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,990
It's okay. Poor thing.

656
00:29:08,015 --> 00:29:08,981
Uh...

657
00:29:25,543 --> 00:29:27,009
Oh, come on.

658
00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:28,634
My voice isn't that bad.

659
00:29:28,659 --> 00:29:30,392
Come on.

660
00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:32,224
Okay, uh, uh...

661
00:29:32,327 --> 00:29:34,026
Where's the baby? There he is!

662
00:29:34,128 --> 00:29:35,494
Oh, where's the baby? There he is.

663
00:29:35,597 --> 00:29:36,762
Oh!

664
00:29:36,787 --> 00:29:38,187
Where's the baby?

665
00:29:38,366 --> 00:29:39,398
There he is!

666
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,033
There he is, okay.

667
00:29:41,135 --> 00:29:42,635
You did it, Higgy baby.

668
00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:43,769
Oh!

669
00:29:43,871 --> 00:29:45,137
Okay, well, I'd, uh,

670
00:29:45,239 --> 00:29:46,906
I'd just try and put him down now, yeah?

671
00:29:46,931 --> 00:29:48,497
Roger that.

672
00:29:52,647 --> 00:29:53,713
What?

673
00:29:54,101 --> 00:29:55,600
Nothing.

674
00:30:12,934 --> 00:30:14,400
Luana?

675
00:30:14,642 --> 00:30:15,975
Yes?

676
00:30:17,005 --> 00:30:18,422
My name is Teuila.

677
00:30:18,462 --> 00:30:19,728
Can we talk for a few minutes?

678
00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,886
About?

679
00:30:31,119 --> 00:30:34,253
I came over from Maui
about a year ago to work.

680
00:30:35,088 --> 00:30:37,340
Wanted to save up for school.

681
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,401
Anyway, I started seeing this guy.

682
00:30:43,301 --> 00:30:45,556
It was s-sort of casual.

683
00:30:46,861 --> 00:30:49,294
When I told him, he said
there was no way it was his.

684
00:30:50,651 --> 00:30:53,185
Said I was trying
to trap him or something.

685
00:30:55,677 --> 00:30:58,277
Why did you leave
your baby at Robin's Nest?

686
00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,614
I live a few miles from there.

687
00:31:02,198 --> 00:31:04,016
I'd always see the gates.

688
00:31:04,784 --> 00:31:06,786
Thought the people who lived
there must have money

689
00:31:06,811 --> 00:31:09,178
and could give Hiapo
a better life than I ever could.

690
00:31:10,358 --> 00:31:12,091
I saw them a couple times.

691
00:31:12,193 --> 00:31:14,393
Coming or going in that red Ferrari.

692
00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:16,729
Thomas and Juliet.

693
00:31:20,741 --> 00:31:22,741
They looked like a nice couple.

694
00:31:23,638 --> 00:31:26,038
Like two people who really cared
about each other.

695
00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:28,418
What?

696
00:31:28,443 --> 00:31:30,009
They're not a couple.

697
00:31:30,111 --> 00:31:31,510
Although I do think

698
00:31:31,612 --> 00:31:34,113
they care deeply for each other,

699
00:31:34,215 --> 00:31:35,548
when they're not bickering.

700
00:31:35,650 --> 00:31:37,983
If they're not together,
what are they, then?

701
00:31:38,086 --> 00:31:39,418
Business partners.

702
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,221
Well, he also works for her.

703
00:31:42,323 --> 00:31:44,223
Uh, it's complicated.

704
00:31:44,325 --> 00:31:46,659
Well, I thought they were a couple.

705
00:31:47,328 --> 00:31:48,728
And I was desperate.

706
00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:51,230
If I gave Hiapo to foster care,
they would just move him around.

707
00:31:51,268 --> 00:31:54,243
I didn't...
I didn't know what else to do.

708
00:31:54,268 --> 00:31:56,869
I thought this was
the best thing for him.

709
00:32:02,276 --> 00:32:04,594
You gonna call the cops on me?

710
00:32:05,219 --> 00:32:06,819
No.

711
00:32:07,081 --> 00:32:09,849
I don't think anyone needs
to know about this.

712
00:32:10,183 --> 00:32:12,718
But my friends can't keep him.

713
00:32:14,355 --> 00:32:17,148
I can't raise him on my own.

714
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,792
I can barely take care of myself.

715
00:32:20,881 --> 00:32:22,748
What about your parents?
They can't help?

716
00:32:23,116 --> 00:32:25,073
I'm too afraid to tell them.

717
00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:28,951
We don't exactly have
the best relationship.

718
00:32:30,423 --> 00:32:32,288
You think they'll be disappointed.

719
00:32:33,153 --> 00:32:35,453
I know they will be.

720
00:32:37,503 --> 00:32:39,070
Luana.

721
00:32:40,415 --> 00:32:43,516
Do you want to keep your baby,
be his mother?

722
00:32:47,121 --> 00:32:49,121
Of course I do.

723
00:32:49,146 --> 00:32:50,546
Then you have to grow up.

724
00:32:51,795 --> 00:32:54,062
You can't just embrace
adulthood in some ways

725
00:32:54,128 --> 00:32:55,494
and not in others.

726
00:32:59,244 --> 00:33:01,310
Oh, I know it's going to be painful,

727
00:33:01,335 --> 00:33:03,736
but you have to at least try.

728
00:33:03,838 --> 00:33:05,337
For Hiapo.

729
00:33:18,886 --> 00:33:20,419
Can I help you?

730
00:33:20,521 --> 00:33:21,887
Helen Memminger?

731
00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:23,212
Detective Magnum, HPD.

732
00:33:23,237 --> 00:33:25,103
This is my partner Detective Higgins.

733
00:33:25,925 --> 00:33:27,493
Can I see your badge?

734
00:33:27,518 --> 00:33:29,752
You can see the inside of my squad car.

735
00:33:31,332 --> 00:33:32,731
I don't think so.

736
00:33:33,734 --> 00:33:36,135
Okay. All right, we're not cops.

737
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,392
We're private investigators.

738
00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:38,683
Oh, in that case, you can leave.

739
00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:40,773
Let me ask you a question...
What is that, a .38?

740
00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:43,175
- We're done talking.
- Listen, you recently sold

741
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,367
nearly half a million dollars'
worth of white winter truffles

742
00:33:45,392 --> 00:33:46,792
to Angelo Ferragamo.

743
00:33:47,048 --> 00:33:49,815
We suspect you knew
those truffles were fake.

744
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,341
Those truffles were then stolen
by a man who is now dead.

745
00:33:52,366 --> 00:33:54,332
Meanwhile, the truffles are missing,

746
00:33:54,589 --> 00:33:57,323
which leads us to believe
he was killed for them.

747
00:33:57,425 --> 00:33:58,891
I don't know what you're talking about.

748
00:33:58,916 --> 00:34:00,749
Did you kill him to keep it a secret?

749
00:34:00,774 --> 00:34:02,140
Do I look that dumb to you?

750
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,698
Then tell us who else on this island

751
00:34:03,723 --> 00:34:04,856
would be interested in those truffles.

752
00:34:05,006 --> 00:34:06,806
You want me to help you find a killer?

753
00:34:06,831 --> 00:34:09,198
You help us, we won't turn
you in for ripping people off.

754
00:34:09,637 --> 00:34:13,138
That's a ballsy statement seeing
as I'm the one holding the gun.

755
00:34:14,909 --> 00:34:16,041
Not anymore.

756
00:34:16,143 --> 00:34:18,677
- I was gonna do that.
- Well, I got tired of waiting.

757
00:34:18,779 --> 00:34:22,915
Now, tell us who else
you sell your fake truffles to.

758
00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:25,274
After COVID, no one's got
the cash to buy truffles.

759
00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:27,165
- Angelo's my only customer.
- Angelo couldn't even afford

760
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,366
to fix the security cameras.

761
00:34:29,390 --> 00:34:31,023
How did he pay for truffles?

762
00:34:32,493 --> 00:34:33,792
Mrs. Memminger,

763
00:34:33,817 --> 00:34:35,094
did Mr. Ferragamo know

764
00:34:35,119 --> 00:34:36,785
the truffles he was buying were fake?

765
00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:38,176
Absolutely.

766
00:34:39,426 --> 00:34:41,326
So Angelo knew that if
anyone else found out

767
00:34:41,351 --> 00:34:43,418
the truffles were fake,
he wouldn't get the insurance money.

768
00:34:43,443 --> 00:34:46,010
So he killed Big Tuna
to keep it a secret.

769
00:34:47,234 --> 00:34:49,234
And now I'm gonna have to kill you.

770
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:57,792
So, those are the truffles?

771
00:34:57,839 --> 00:34:59,107
Shut up and walk.

772
00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:00,752
Guess you found them
at Big Tuna's place,

773
00:35:00,777 --> 00:35:02,377
and now you're bringing
them here to hide.

774
00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:04,169
You do realize that if you kill us,

775
00:35:04,194 --> 00:35:06,794
the insurance company are going
to have even more questions.

776
00:35:06,878 --> 00:35:08,945
Questions they'll never get answers to.

777
00:35:16,869 --> 00:35:19,870
Uh, Magnum.

778
00:35:21,273 --> 00:35:22,839
Drop the truffles.

779
00:35:24,977 --> 00:35:26,743
You know how ridiculous that sounds?

780
00:35:26,845 --> 00:35:28,712
Evidence is evidence.

781
00:35:40,549 --> 00:35:42,749
Angelo told us everything.

782
00:35:43,187 --> 00:35:44,494
Why would he do that?

783
00:35:44,596 --> 00:35:47,564
Well, we may have taken our time
calling the ambulance.

784
00:35:48,568 --> 00:35:51,001
Maybe you should just tell me
the details of the crime.

785
00:35:51,103 --> 00:35:53,377
When Big Tuna stole the truffles
from Angelo

786
00:35:53,450 --> 00:35:55,872
and realized they were fake,
he blackmailed Angelo.

787
00:35:55,974 --> 00:35:57,140
For what?

788
00:35:57,165 --> 00:35:59,132
Half the insurance claim,
or he'd reveal the scam.

789
00:35:59,311 --> 00:36:01,344
So Angelo killed him.

790
00:36:01,447 --> 00:36:03,480
So these are worthless?

791
00:36:03,582 --> 00:36:05,382
Yeah. Which means
the insurance company's

792
00:36:05,484 --> 00:36:07,884
no longer obliged to give us
ten percent of the claim.

793
00:36:07,986 --> 00:36:10,487
We'll be lucky to get our
day rate plus expenses.

794
00:36:10,589 --> 00:36:12,222
Maybe we could hide
some diapers in the bill.

795
00:36:12,324 --> 00:36:14,057
Well, you did the public a service

796
00:36:14,159 --> 00:36:16,059
by getting a killer off the street.

797
00:36:16,161 --> 00:36:17,694
That should be payment enough.

798
00:36:17,796 --> 00:36:20,931
Yeah, but the cash
would have been a nice bonus.

799
00:36:21,967 --> 00:36:23,366
You're welcome.

800
00:36:30,221 --> 00:36:31,508
So, how was babysitting?

801
00:36:31,610 --> 00:36:33,577
You take that little
fella down to the beach,

802
00:36:33,679 --> 00:36:34,878
pick up some babes?

803
00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:36,413
Hmm, that's something you would do.

804
00:36:36,515 --> 00:36:37,914
I do not need a baby

805
00:36:38,016 --> 00:36:39,282
to help me meet women.

806
00:36:39,384 --> 00:36:41,518
- My game is just fine.
- Okay.

807
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:43,653
There he is.

808
00:36:43,755 --> 00:36:45,055
Hey, little guy.

809
00:36:45,157 --> 00:36:46,857
Missed you.

810
00:36:46,959 --> 00:36:49,192
No apparent wear and tear. Well done.

811
00:36:50,696 --> 00:36:52,596
You know what? I got some
Okinawan sweet potatoes

812
00:36:52,698 --> 00:36:54,831
in the back... I'll puree
'em, send 'em out.

813
00:36:54,856 --> 00:36:56,122
Thanks, brother.

814
00:36:56,261 --> 00:36:57,594
I got to tap out.

815
00:36:57,736 --> 00:36:59,569
See you later, little guy.

816
00:36:59,671 --> 00:37:01,505
Thanks, TC.

817
00:37:01,607 --> 00:37:03,874
All right.

818
00:37:05,010 --> 00:37:07,143
What a cutie.

819
00:37:07,246 --> 00:37:08,778
Congratulations.

820
00:37:08,881 --> 00:37:10,413
- Oh, no, he's not...
- Ah, thank you.

821
00:37:10,516 --> 00:37:12,315
He is quite adorable, I know.

822
00:37:12,417 --> 00:37:13,483
Bye.

823
00:37:13,585 --> 00:37:15,051
Okay, say goodbye.

824
00:37:15,153 --> 00:37:17,153
Bye.

825
00:37:17,256 --> 00:37:18,722
Say goodbye.

826
00:37:18,824 --> 00:37:20,090
You've really enjoyed

827
00:37:20,192 --> 00:37:21,925
spending this time with
Hiapo, haven't you?

828
00:37:22,027 --> 00:37:23,426
It's been fun.

829
00:37:23,529 --> 00:37:25,228
Ever thought about having one of these?

830
00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,297
No, not really.

831
00:37:27,399 --> 00:37:29,566
Well, I mean...

832
00:37:30,002 --> 00:37:32,469
yeah, Richard and I would
talk about it, but...

833
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,338
we wanted to be married
for a few years first.

834
00:37:37,051 --> 00:37:38,594
I know Ethan wants a couple.

835
00:37:40,913 --> 00:37:42,640
How about you?

836
00:37:43,782 --> 00:37:46,049
Yeah, I thought about it quite a bit

837
00:37:46,151 --> 00:37:47,817
when I was, uh...

838
00:37:48,347 --> 00:37:50,347
being held captive.

839
00:37:50,923 --> 00:37:54,257
Coming home, having a couple mini-me's.

840
00:37:55,338 --> 00:37:56,537
I think it helped

841
00:37:56,562 --> 00:37:58,395
to have something
to look forward to, you know?

842
00:37:58,497 --> 00:38:00,864
- Mm.
- Something to keep me going.

843
00:38:01,325 --> 00:38:04,408
Well, for what it's worth,
I think you'd be really good at it.

844
00:38:06,324 --> 00:38:08,204
I don't think you'd be so bad yourself.

845
00:38:09,207 --> 00:38:11,174
Appreciate that, but...

846
00:38:11,669 --> 00:38:13,476
well, I don't know
that I'm built for it.

847
00:38:13,579 --> 00:38:15,445
Not everyone should be
a parent, you know.

848
00:38:15,547 --> 00:38:17,514
Come on, you would love it.

849
00:38:17,616 --> 00:38:19,749
Yes, she would. Huh?

850
00:38:20,752 --> 00:38:21,985
It's just...

851
00:38:22,638 --> 00:38:25,689
the world is a very
strange place right now.

852
00:38:25,868 --> 00:38:27,601
I just think we need to fix it

853
00:38:27,626 --> 00:38:29,659
before we bring any more
life into it, you know?

854
00:38:31,553 --> 00:38:34,087
Can't leave it for the next
generation to clear up.

855
00:38:34,775 --> 00:38:36,299
Fair enough.

856
00:38:50,182 --> 00:38:51,915
Luana just pulled through the gate.

857
00:38:52,017 --> 00:38:54,084
I'll be up in a minute.

858
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,733
You got him.

859
00:38:58,790 --> 00:39:00,423
Catch and release this time.

860
00:39:00,525 --> 00:39:01,858
So, where's he gonna go?

861
00:39:02,861 --> 00:39:04,561
Well, this one...

862
00:39:04,663 --> 00:39:06,596
isn't going anywhere.

863
00:39:08,142 --> 00:39:09,933
Roberto the second,

864
00:39:09,958 --> 00:39:12,058
meet your new owner...

865
00:39:12,237 --> 00:39:13,570
Thomas Magnum.

866
00:39:15,974 --> 00:39:17,273
I believe he's a tan.

867
00:39:17,376 --> 00:39:18,942
Well, he's certainly cute.

868
00:39:22,314 --> 00:39:24,314
Hello.

869
00:39:24,416 --> 00:39:25,882
Oh.

870
00:39:25,984 --> 00:39:27,217
Thank you.

871
00:39:27,319 --> 00:39:29,519
Just, uh, one more thing.

872
00:39:29,621 --> 00:39:31,354
He stays in the guesthouse.

873
00:39:31,999 --> 00:39:33,089
You sure?

874
00:39:33,191 --> 00:39:34,958
I mean, we could share him,
raise him together.

875
00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:36,559
I'll give him to you
on the weekends, you know.

876
00:39:36,662 --> 00:39:38,228
No, no, no. I think we've done

877
00:39:38,330 --> 00:39:40,897
quite enough co-parenting, thank you.

878
00:39:44,403 --> 00:39:45,602
Okay, we better go up.

879
00:39:45,704 --> 00:39:47,537
This one's mother is waiting for him.

880
00:39:47,639 --> 00:39:49,606
He kind of looks like you.

881
00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:51,560
Yeah, we both like wine.

882
00:39:55,047 --> 00:39:56,913
Wow, somebody was hungry.

883
00:39:57,015 --> 00:39:58,314
I found it.

884
00:39:58,417 --> 00:40:00,216
Hiapo's gonna love this.

885
00:40:00,318 --> 00:40:02,852
Look at that, buddy... a rubber chicken!

886
00:40:04,245 --> 00:40:05,291
Oh.

887
00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:07,590
Come on,
who doesn't love a rubber chicken?

888
00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:10,627
It's okay. Shh, shh, shh.

889
00:40:10,729 --> 00:40:12,228
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
- Here.

890
00:40:12,330 --> 00:40:13,596
Let me try.

891
00:40:16,101 --> 00:40:18,301
Ooh, shush, shush, shush.

892
00:40:27,412 --> 00:40:28,511
Yeah.

893
00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:29,892
Wow.

894
00:40:30,362 --> 00:40:31,795
You'd be a great mom, Ms. Higgins.

895
00:40:32,217 --> 00:40:34,751
Slow down. I already have my hands full

896
00:40:34,853 --> 00:40:36,586
looking after one baby.

897
00:40:36,688 --> 00:40:38,688
Come on, don't talk
about Kumu like that.

898
00:40:38,790 --> 00:40:41,124
I'm pretty sure she
was talking about you, buddy.

899
00:40:41,226 --> 00:40:43,526
I figured that out.

900
00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:48,364
All right, uh,
Kumu just texted: Your parents are here.

901
00:40:48,467 --> 00:40:49,833
She's bringing them over now.

902
00:40:49,935 --> 00:40:51,735
Oh.

903
00:40:51,837 --> 00:40:53,369
Okay. Yeah.

904
00:40:54,372 --> 00:40:56,639
- Here you go.
- Right.

905
00:40:56,742 --> 00:40:58,441
There she is.

906
00:41:02,814 --> 00:41:04,180
It's gonna be okay, kid.

907
00:41:04,282 --> 00:41:05,982
TC's right.

908
00:41:06,084 --> 00:41:08,051
You guys have friends here.

909
00:41:08,153 --> 00:41:11,321
Regardless of what happens...

910
00:41:11,423 --> 00:41:13,990
we'd like to stay in your life,
if that's possible.

911
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,867
Yeah.

912
00:41:23,969 --> 00:41:25,969
Yeah, we would love that.

