1 00:00:31,458 --> 00:00:33,098 Aargh! 2 00:00:49,578 --> 00:00:52,418 Ah, ah! 3 00:02:07,618 --> 00:02:13,258 Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. 4 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,858 It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you. 5 00:02:16,858 --> 00:02:20,378 But honest, it is an emergency. 6 00:02:21,618 --> 00:02:24,218 There's a crack in my wall. 7 00:02:27,778 --> 00:02:31,538 Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but... 8 00:02:31,538 --> 00:02:35,458 I know it's not, because, at night, there's voices. 9 00:02:35,458 --> 00:02:39,858 So please, please, could you send someone to fix it? 10 00:02:39,858 --> 00:02:42,058 Or a policeman. Or... 11 00:02:53,978 --> 00:02:55,498 Back in a moment. 12 00:03:18,138 --> 00:03:19,818 Thank you, Santa. 13 00:04:18,098 --> 00:04:20,378 Can I have an apple? 14 00:04:20,378 --> 00:04:24,498 All I can think about - apples. 15 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:28,178 I love apples. Maybe I'm having a craving. 16 00:04:28,178 --> 00:04:30,818 That's new - never had cravings before. 17 00:04:33,938 --> 00:04:35,458 Whoa! 18 00:04:37,058 --> 00:04:38,698 Look at that! 19 00:04:38,698 --> 00:04:40,658 Are you OK? 20 00:04:40,658 --> 00:04:44,418 Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. 21 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:48,298 Hell of a climb back up. You're soaking wet. I was in the swimming pool. 22 00:04:48,298 --> 00:04:51,818 You said you were in the library. So was the swimming pool. 23 00:04:51,818 --> 00:04:55,338 Are you a policeman? Why? 24 00:04:55,338 --> 00:05:00,258 Did you call a policeman? Did you come about the crack in my wall? 25 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,458 What cra...? Agh! 26 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:07,178 Are you all right, mister? 27 00:05:07,178 --> 00:05:09,698 No, I'm fine, it's OK. 28 00:05:09,698 --> 00:05:13,138 This is all perfectly norm... 29 00:05:16,938 --> 00:05:19,098 Who are you? 30 00:05:21,178 --> 00:05:23,698 I don't know yet. I'm still cooking. 31 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:26,018 Does it scare you? 32 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:29,898 No, it just looks a bit weird. No, no, no. The crack in your wall. 33 00:05:29,898 --> 00:05:33,418 Does it scare you? Yes. 34 00:05:33,418 --> 00:05:36,258 Well, then, no time to lose. 35 00:05:36,258 --> 00:05:38,618 I'm the Doctor. Do everything I tell you, 36 00:05:38,618 --> 00:05:41,898 don't ask stupid questions and don't wander off. 37 00:05:47,178 --> 00:05:48,938 You all right? 38 00:05:48,938 --> 00:05:51,298 Early days. 39 00:05:51,298 --> 00:05:53,178 Steering's a bit off. 40 00:06:00,578 --> 00:06:03,818 If you're a doctor, why does your box say Police? 41 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:14,338 That's disgusting. What is that? 42 00:06:14,338 --> 00:06:17,898 An apple. Apples are rubbish. I hate apples. You said you loved them. 43 00:06:17,898 --> 00:06:21,778 No, no, I love yoghurt. Yoghurt's my favourite. Give me yoghurt. 44 00:06:32,418 --> 00:06:35,018 I hate yoghurt, it's just stuff with bits in. 45 00:06:35,018 --> 00:06:38,058 You said it was your favourite. New mouth, new rules. 46 00:06:38,058 --> 00:06:42,938 It's like eating after cleaning your teeth, everything tastes wro-agh! 47 00:06:42,938 --> 00:06:45,138 What is it? What's wrong with you? 48 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:50,378 Wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you give me decent food? You're Scottish - fry something. 49 00:06:54,338 --> 00:06:56,418 Ah! Bacon! 50 00:07:03,098 --> 00:07:04,418 Bacon. 51 00:07:04,418 --> 00:07:06,058 That's bacon. 52 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:08,658 Are you trying to poison me? 53 00:07:12,818 --> 00:07:15,938 Ah, you see, beans. 54 00:07:18,818 --> 00:07:22,058 Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans. 55 00:07:23,898 --> 00:07:25,818 Bread and butter. 56 00:07:25,818 --> 00:07:27,498 Now you're talking. 57 00:07:30,538 --> 00:07:33,058 And stay out! 58 00:07:37,178 --> 00:07:40,018 We've got some carrots. 59 00:07:40,018 --> 00:07:43,618 Carrots? Are you insane? No, wait, hang on. 60 00:07:43,618 --> 00:07:47,658 I know what I need. I need...I need...I need... 61 00:07:47,658 --> 00:07:49,778 Fish fingers and custard. 62 00:08:05,058 --> 00:08:07,978 Funny. Am I? 63 00:08:07,978 --> 00:08:10,818 Good. Funny's good. 64 00:08:10,818 --> 00:08:13,138 What's your name? Amelia Pond. 65 00:08:13,138 --> 00:08:14,858 Ah, that's a brilliant name. 66 00:08:14,858 --> 00:08:19,698 Amelia Pond, like a name in a fairy tale. 67 00:08:19,698 --> 00:08:21,898 Are we in Scotland, Amelia? 68 00:08:21,898 --> 00:08:24,058 No. We had to move to England. 69 00:08:24,058 --> 00:08:26,298 It's rubbish. 70 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:29,698 So what about your mum and dad, then? Are they upstairs? 71 00:08:29,698 --> 00:08:34,698 Thought we'd have woken them by now. I don't have a mum and dad. Just an aunt. 72 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:38,498 I don't even have an aunt. 73 00:08:38,498 --> 00:08:40,178 You're lucky. 74 00:08:40,178 --> 00:08:42,058 I know. 75 00:08:43,818 --> 00:08:45,978 So, your aunt. 76 00:08:45,978 --> 00:08:48,258 Where is she? 77 00:08:48,258 --> 00:08:50,858 She's out. 78 00:08:50,858 --> 00:08:52,378 And she left you all alone? 79 00:08:52,378 --> 00:08:55,018 I'm not scared. You're not scared of anything! 80 00:08:55,018 --> 00:08:59,538 Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard, 81 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:03,298 and look at you, just sitting there. 82 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:08,138 So you know what I think? What? 83 00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:12,658 Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall. 84 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,258 You've had some cowboys in here. 85 00:09:26,258 --> 00:09:29,138 Not actual cowboys, 86 00:09:29,138 --> 00:09:31,178 though that can happen. 87 00:09:31,178 --> 00:09:36,098 I used to hate apples, so my mum put faces on them. 88 00:09:43,578 --> 00:09:47,018 She sounds good, your mum. I'll keep it for later. 89 00:09:49,058 --> 00:09:52,578 This wall is solid and the crack doesn't go all the way through it. 90 00:09:53,498 --> 00:09:57,298 So here's a thing - where's the draught coming from? 91 00:10:00,938 --> 00:10:04,458 Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey. You know what the crack is? What? 92 00:10:05,378 --> 00:10:08,098 It's a crack. 93 00:10:10,138 --> 00:10:13,338 I'll tell you something funny. If you knocked this wall down, 94 00:10:13,338 --> 00:10:16,618 the crack would stay put, cos the crack isn't in the wall. 95 00:10:16,618 --> 00:10:19,738 Where is it, then? Everywhere. 96 00:10:19,738 --> 00:10:22,898 In everything. It's a split in the skin of the world. 97 00:10:24,978 --> 00:10:28,098 Two parts of space and time that should never have touched, 98 00:10:28,098 --> 00:10:29,938 pressed together... 99 00:10:32,018 --> 00:10:34,778 ..right here in the wall of your bedroom. 100 00:10:34,778 --> 00:10:39,018 Sometimes, can you hear... A voice? Yes. 101 00:10:50,578 --> 00:10:53,098 'Prisoner Zero has escaped.' 102 00:10:53,098 --> 00:10:56,058 Prisoner Zero? Prisoner Zero has escaped. 103 00:10:56,058 --> 00:10:58,498 That's what I heard. What does it mean? 104 00:11:00,658 --> 00:11:03,178 'Prisoner zero has escaped.' 105 00:11:03,178 --> 00:11:07,538 It means that, on the other side of this wall, there's a prison 106 00:11:07,538 --> 00:11:11,018 and they've lost a prisoner. Do you know what that means? What? 107 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,858 You need a better wall. 108 00:11:12,858 --> 00:11:15,778 The only way to close the breach is to open it all the way. 109 00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:18,418 The forces will invert and it'll snap itself shut. 110 00:11:20,258 --> 00:11:22,938 Or... What? 111 00:11:22,938 --> 00:11:26,698 You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine 112 00:11:26,698 --> 00:11:30,698 and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Yes. 113 00:11:30,698 --> 00:11:33,978 Everything's going to be fine. 114 00:11:53,218 --> 00:11:55,938 'Prisoner Zero has escaped. 115 00:11:57,338 --> 00:12:00,938 'Prisoner Zero has escaped.' 116 00:12:00,938 --> 00:12:02,898 Hello? 117 00:12:03,938 --> 00:12:05,458 Hello? 118 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,978 What's that? 119 00:12:20,738 --> 00:12:24,378 There. You see, told you it would close. Good as new. 120 00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:26,178 What was that thing? 121 00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:30,698 Was that Prisoner Zero? No. I think that was Prisoner Zero's guard. 122 00:12:30,698 --> 00:12:33,858 Whatever it was, it sent me a message. Psychic paper, 123 00:12:33,858 --> 00:12:36,378 takes a lovely little message. 124 00:12:36,378 --> 00:12:39,018 "Prisoner Zero has escaped." 125 00:12:39,018 --> 00:12:40,538 But why tell us? 126 00:12:42,978 --> 00:12:44,618 Unless... 127 00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:46,898 Unless what? 128 00:12:46,898 --> 00:12:50,138 Unless Prisoner Zero escaped through here. 129 00:12:50,138 --> 00:12:52,418 But he couldn't have. 130 00:12:52,418 --> 00:12:54,178 We'd know. 131 00:13:00,178 --> 00:13:02,818 It's difficult. Brand-new me, nothing works yet. 132 00:13:02,818 --> 00:13:05,258 But there's something I'm missing... 133 00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:10,538 ..in the corner... 134 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:14,658 ..of my eye. 135 00:13:21,938 --> 00:13:25,178 No, no, no, no, no, no! 136 00:13:26,498 --> 00:13:28,298 I've got to get back in there. 137 00:13:28,298 --> 00:13:32,738 The engines are phasing, it's going to burn! But... 138 00:13:34,618 --> 00:13:38,138 ..it's just a box! How can a box have engines? It's not a box. 139 00:13:38,138 --> 00:13:40,938 It's a time machine. 140 00:13:40,938 --> 00:13:43,978 What, a real one? 141 00:13:43,978 --> 00:13:48,498 You've got a real time machine? Not for much longer if I can't get her stabilised. 142 00:13:48,498 --> 00:13:52,058 Five-minute hop into the future should do it. 143 00:13:52,058 --> 00:13:55,018 Can I come? Not safe in here, not yet. Five minutes. 144 00:13:55,018 --> 00:13:57,658 Give me five minutes, I'll be right back. 145 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,938 People always say that. 146 00:14:07,418 --> 00:14:08,938 Am I people? 147 00:14:08,938 --> 00:14:11,658 Do I even look like people? 148 00:14:11,658 --> 00:14:13,418 Trust me. 149 00:14:13,418 --> 00:14:14,938 I'm the Doctor. 150 00:14:27,218 --> 00:14:29,858 Geronimo! 151 00:16:21,218 --> 00:16:27,898 Amelia! Amelia, I worked out what it was. I know what I was missing! 152 00:16:27,898 --> 00:16:30,418 You've got to get out of there! 153 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,858 Amelia? Amelia, are you all right? Are you there? 154 00:16:40,058 --> 00:16:41,978 Prisoner Zero is here. 155 00:16:41,978 --> 00:16:47,218 Prisoner Zero is here! Prisoner Zero is here! Do you understand me? Prisoner Zero is... 156 00:17:10,338 --> 00:17:15,578 So. They all called out at once, that's what you're saying? 157 00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:22,498 All of them, all the coma patients. You do understand that these people are all comatose, don't you? 158 00:17:22,498 --> 00:17:25,018 They can't speak. Yes, Dr Ramsden. 159 00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:28,098 Then why are you wasting my time? 160 00:17:28,098 --> 00:17:31,938 Because they called for you. Me? 161 00:17:34,218 --> 00:17:36,258 Doctor. 162 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,218 Doctor. 163 00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:44,578 Doctor. 164 00:17:44,578 --> 00:17:45,978 Doctor. 165 00:17:45,978 --> 00:17:51,618 Doctor... Doctor... Doctor... 166 00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:59,418 Doctor...! 167 00:18:01,658 --> 00:18:06,698 White male, mid-20s, breaking and entering. Send me some back-up, I've got him restrained. 168 00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:11,978 Oi, you! Sit still. 169 00:18:13,818 --> 00:18:17,098 Cricket bat. I'm getting cricket bat. 170 00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:18,978 You were breaking and entering. 171 00:18:21,298 --> 00:18:25,618 Well, that's much better. Brand-new me, whack on the head. Just what it needed. 172 00:18:25,618 --> 00:18:27,338 Do you want to shut up now? 173 00:18:27,338 --> 00:18:29,658 I've got back-up on the way! Hang on, no, wait - you're a policewoman. 174 00:18:29,658 --> 00:18:32,178 And you're breaking and entering. You see how this works? 175 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:36,178 But what are you doing here? Where's Amelia? Amelia Pond? 176 00:18:36,178 --> 00:18:42,058 Yeah. Little Scottish girl. Where is she? I promised her five minutes but the engines were phasing. 177 00:18:42,058 --> 00:18:46,818 I suppose I must have gone a bit far. Has something happened to her? 178 00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:52,018 Amelia Pond hasn't lived here in a long time. 179 00:18:53,178 --> 00:18:57,338 How long? Six months. 180 00:18:57,338 --> 00:19:01,538 No, no, no! I can't be six months late! 181 00:19:01,538 --> 00:19:05,458 I said five minutes. I promised. 182 00:19:06,098 --> 00:19:10,218 What happened to her? What happened to Amelia Pond? 183 00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:15,818 Sarge, it's me again. Hurry it up, this guy knows something about Amelia Pond. 184 00:19:29,258 --> 00:19:35,018 I don't think they were even conscious. Dr Ramsden, there is another sort of funny thing. 185 00:19:35,018 --> 00:19:39,098 Yes, I know. Dr Carver told me about your conversation. 186 00:19:39,098 --> 00:19:43,978 We've been very patient with you, Rory. You're a good enough nurse, but for God's sake! I've seen them. 187 00:19:43,978 --> 00:19:46,778 These patients are under 24-hour supervision! 188 00:19:46,778 --> 00:19:53,018 There's no possibility you'd have seen them wandering in the village! Why are you giving me your phone?! 189 00:19:53,018 --> 00:19:55,098 It's a camera too. 190 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:04,138 You need to take some time off, Rory. A lot of time off. 191 00:20:04,138 --> 00:20:06,698 Start now. Now! 192 00:20:13,538 --> 00:20:17,818 I need to speak to whoever lives in this house now. I live here. But you're the police. 193 00:20:17,818 --> 00:20:23,938 Yes, and this is where I live. You got a problem with that?! How many rooms? 194 00:20:23,938 --> 00:20:28,498 I'm sorry, what? On this floor. How many rooms on this floor? Count them for me now. Why? 195 00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:31,378 Because it will change your life. 196 00:20:33,218 --> 00:20:36,738 Five. One, two, three, four, five. Six. 197 00:20:36,738 --> 00:20:38,618 Six? 198 00:20:38,618 --> 00:20:41,018 Look. Look where? Exactly where you don't want to look. 199 00:20:41,018 --> 00:20:44,378 Where you never want to look, the corner of your eye. Look behind you. 200 00:20:57,058 --> 00:20:59,698 That's... That is not possible. 201 00:20:59,698 --> 00:21:01,338 How's that possible? 202 00:21:01,338 --> 00:21:06,178 There's a perception filter round the door. Sensed it the last time I was here. Should've seen it. 203 00:21:06,178 --> 00:21:10,338 But that's a whole room. That's a whole room I've never even noticed. 204 00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:14,378 The filter stops you. Something came a while ago to hide. 205 00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:17,698 It's still hiding. You need to uncuff me now! 206 00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:23,218 I don't have the key. I lost it. How can you have lost it?! 207 00:21:23,218 --> 00:21:26,258 Stay away from that door! 208 00:21:26,258 --> 00:21:28,738 Do not touch that door! 209 00:21:28,738 --> 00:21:33,978 Listen to me! Do not open that... Why does no-one ever listen to me? 210 00:21:33,978 --> 00:21:36,698 Do I just have a face that nobody listens to? 211 00:21:36,698 --> 00:21:39,098 Again...? 212 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:46,178 My screwdriver, where is it? Silver thing, blue at the end. Where did it go? There's nothing here. 213 00:21:46,178 --> 00:21:53,018 Whatever's there stopped you seeing the room. What makes you think you could see it? Please, just get out! 214 00:21:53,018 --> 00:21:57,498 Silver, blue at the end? My screwdriver, yeah. It's here. 215 00:21:57,498 --> 00:22:00,458 Must have rolled under the door. 216 00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:03,658 Yeah. Must have. 217 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:15,978 And then it must have jumped up on the table... 218 00:22:15,978 --> 00:22:17,818 Get out of there! 219 00:22:19,818 --> 00:22:22,098 Get out of there! 220 00:22:23,898 --> 00:22:26,658 Get out! 221 00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:31,018 Get out of there! 222 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,898 What is it? What are you doing? 223 00:22:41,898 --> 00:22:45,658 There's nothing here, but... 224 00:22:45,658 --> 00:22:46,938 Corner of your eye. 225 00:22:49,418 --> 00:22:50,898 What is it? 226 00:22:50,898 --> 00:22:54,338 Don't try to see it. If it knows you've seen it, it will kill you. 227 00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:56,298 Don't look at it. 228 00:22:56,298 --> 00:22:59,378 Do not...look. 229 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:03,018 Get out! 230 00:23:03,018 --> 00:23:04,858 Give me that! 231 00:23:10,898 --> 00:23:13,818 What's the bad alien done to you? 232 00:23:13,818 --> 00:23:17,098 Will that door hold it? Oh, yeah, yeah, course! 233 00:23:17,098 --> 00:23:21,938 It's an inter-dimensional multi-form from outer-space - they're all terrified of wood(!) 234 00:23:24,138 --> 00:23:26,418 What's that? What's it doing? 235 00:23:29,498 --> 00:23:34,258 I don't know, getting dressed? Run. Just go. Your back-up's coming, I'll be fine. There is no back-up. 236 00:23:34,258 --> 00:23:38,218 I heard you on the radio, you called for back-up. It's a pretend radio. 237 00:23:38,218 --> 00:23:42,458 You're a policewoman. I'm a kissogram! 238 00:23:50,698 --> 00:23:56,538 But it's just... No, it isn't. Look at the faces. 239 00:24:03,298 --> 00:24:06,938 What? I'm sorry, but what? 240 00:24:06,938 --> 00:24:09,178 It's all one creature. One creature disguised as two. 241 00:24:09,178 --> 00:24:11,978 Clever old multi-form. 242 00:24:11,978 --> 00:24:16,058 A bit of a rush job, though. Got the voice a bit muddled, did you? 243 00:24:16,058 --> 00:24:21,418 Mind you, where did you get the pattern from? You'd need a psychic link, a live feed. 244 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:25,418 How did you fix that? 245 00:24:44,578 --> 00:24:46,978 Stay, boy! 246 00:24:46,978 --> 00:24:51,498 Her and me, we're safe. Want to know why? She sent for back-up. 247 00:24:51,498 --> 00:24:57,018 I didn't send for back-up! I know, that was a clever lie to save our lives. OK, yeah, NO back-up! 248 00:24:57,018 --> 00:25:01,738 And that's why we're safe. Alone, we're not a threat to you. If we HAD back-up, you'd have to kill us! 249 00:25:01,738 --> 00:25:08,258 'Attention, Prisoner Zero. The human residence is surrounded. Attention Prisoner Zero. 250 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:12,138 'The human residence is surrounded.' What's that? That would be back-up. OK, one more time. 251 00:25:12,138 --> 00:25:15,058 We do have back-up and that's definitely why we're safe. 252 00:25:15,058 --> 00:25:19,218 'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.' 253 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:22,818 Safe apart from, you know, incineration. 254 00:25:22,818 --> 00:25:27,458 'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated. 255 00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:32,458 'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.' 256 00:25:39,178 --> 00:25:41,058 Run. 257 00:25:46,418 --> 00:25:49,858 '..the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.' 258 00:25:49,858 --> 00:25:55,458 Kissogram? Yes! Why'd you pretend to be a policewoman? You broke into my house! It was this or a French maid! 259 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:58,178 What's going on? Tell me! 260 00:25:59,338 --> 00:26:00,938 Tell me! An alien convict is hiding 261 00:26:00,938 --> 00:26:05,978 in your spare room disguised as a man and a dog, and some other aliens are about to incinerate your house. 262 00:26:05,978 --> 00:26:13,698 Any questions? Yes. Me too. No, no, don't do that, not now! It's still rebuilding, not letting us in! 263 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:17,778 'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.' 264 00:26:17,778 --> 00:26:21,538 Come on. No, wait, hang on, wait, wait, wait. The shed. 265 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,498 I destroyed that shed last time I was here, smashed it to pieces. 266 00:26:24,498 --> 00:26:29,418 So there's a new one. Let's go. But the new one's got old. It's ten years old at least. 267 00:26:29,418 --> 00:26:32,698 12 years. I'm not six months late, I'm 12 years late. 268 00:26:32,698 --> 00:26:34,338 He's coming. You said six months. 269 00:26:34,338 --> 00:26:36,138 Why did you say six months? We've got to go. 270 00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:39,738 This matters. This is important. Why did you say six months? 271 00:26:39,738 --> 00:26:42,218 Why did you say five minutes?! 272 00:26:43,298 --> 00:26:48,098 What? Come on. What? Come on! 273 00:26:48,098 --> 00:26:54,738 What? 'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.' 274 00:27:00,738 --> 00:27:03,378 You're Amelia. You're late. 275 00:27:03,378 --> 00:27:06,018 Amelia Pond, you're the little girl. I'm Amelia and you're late. 276 00:27:06,018 --> 00:27:08,418 What happened? 12 years. You hit me with a cricket bat. 277 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:11,938 12 years. A cricket bat. 12 years and four psychiatrists. 278 00:27:11,938 --> 00:27:16,658 Four? I kept biting them. Why? They said you weren't real. 279 00:27:16,658 --> 00:27:20,538 'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence 280 00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:24,618 'or the human residence will be incinerated.' No, no, no, come on. 281 00:27:24,618 --> 00:27:27,618 What? We're being staked out by an ice-cream van? 282 00:27:30,818 --> 00:27:35,498 What's that? Why are you playing that? It's supposed to be Claire De Lune. 283 00:27:35,498 --> 00:27:39,778 'Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated. 284 00:27:39,778 --> 00:27:44,818 'Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.' 285 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:53,418 Doctor, what's happening? 286 00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:07,738 'Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence or the human residence will be incinerated.' 287 00:28:07,738 --> 00:28:11,098 'Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence 288 00:28:11,098 --> 00:28:15,338 'or the human residence will be incinerated.' 289 00:28:15,338 --> 00:28:19,338 Hello! Sorry to burst in, we're doing a special on television faults in this area. 290 00:28:19,338 --> 00:28:21,618 Also, crimes. 291 00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:23,858 Let's have a look. 292 00:28:23,858 --> 00:28:25,698 I was just about to phone. 293 00:28:25,698 --> 00:28:28,098 It's on every channel. 294 00:28:28,098 --> 00:28:30,298 Hello, Amy, dear. 295 00:28:30,298 --> 00:28:32,418 Are you a policewoman now? 296 00:28:32,418 --> 00:28:35,178 Well, sometimes. I thought you were a nurse. 297 00:28:35,178 --> 00:28:38,338 I can be a nurse. 298 00:28:38,338 --> 00:28:41,498 Or, actually, a nun. I dabble. 299 00:28:44,338 --> 00:28:46,498 Amy, who is your friend? 300 00:28:46,498 --> 00:28:48,058 Who's Amy? You were Amelia. 301 00:28:48,058 --> 00:28:49,658 Yeah, now I'm Amy. 302 00:28:49,658 --> 00:28:53,778 Amelia Pond - that was a great name. 303 00:28:53,778 --> 00:28:58,178 Bit fairy tale. I know you, don't I? 304 00:28:58,178 --> 00:29:01,098 I've seen you somewhere before. 305 00:29:01,098 --> 00:29:04,098 Not me. Brand-new face... 306 00:29:04,098 --> 00:29:07,138 First time on. And what sort of job's a kissogram? 307 00:29:07,138 --> 00:29:12,378 I go to parties and I kiss people. 308 00:29:12,378 --> 00:29:16,858 With outfits. It's a laugh. You were a little girl five minutes ago. You're worse than my aunt. 309 00:29:16,858 --> 00:29:20,138 I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everybody's aunt. 310 00:29:20,138 --> 00:29:23,378 And that is not how I'm introducing myself. 311 00:29:23,378 --> 00:29:30,418 'Repetez... Le Prisonnier...' '..Zero wird der menschliche...' 312 00:29:30,418 --> 00:29:35,138 OK, so it's everywhere, in every language. 313 00:29:35,138 --> 00:29:37,218 They're broadcasting to the whole world. 314 00:29:41,338 --> 00:29:45,298 What's up there, what are you looking for? 315 00:29:47,058 --> 00:29:54,218 OK, planet this size, two poles, your basic molten core... They're going to need a 40% fission blast. 316 00:29:54,218 --> 00:29:56,698 But they'll have to power up first, won't they? 317 00:29:56,698 --> 00:30:00,538 So assuming a medium-sized starship, that's 20 minutes. 318 00:30:00,538 --> 00:30:02,458 What do you think, 20 minutes? 319 00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:06,338 Yeah, 20 minutes. 320 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,178 We've got 20 minutes. 321 00:30:08,178 --> 00:30:10,938 20 minutes to what? Are you the Doctor? 322 00:30:10,938 --> 00:30:15,858 He is, isn't he? He's the Doctor! The Raggedy Doctor. 323 00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:18,058 All those cartoons you did, when you were little. 324 00:30:18,058 --> 00:30:21,138 The Raggedy Doctor, it's him. 325 00:30:22,898 --> 00:30:25,098 Cartoons? 326 00:30:26,738 --> 00:30:28,738 Gran, it's him, isn't it? 327 00:30:28,738 --> 00:30:32,058 It's really him! Jeff, shut up! 20 minutes to what? 328 00:30:32,058 --> 00:30:36,138 '..human residence will be incinerated. Repeat...' 329 00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:39,538 The human residence. They're not talking about your house, they're talking about the planet. 330 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:44,898 Somewhere up there, there's a spaceship. And it's going to incinerate the planet. 331 00:30:44,898 --> 00:30:46,458 '..will be incinerated. 332 00:30:46,458 --> 00:30:51,218 'Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence, or the human residence will be incinerated.' 333 00:30:51,218 --> 00:30:53,458 20 minutes to the end of the world. 334 00:30:55,138 --> 00:30:58,418 '..residence will be incinerated. Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate 335 00:30:58,418 --> 00:31:03,498 'the human residence, or the human residence will be incinerated. 336 00:31:03,498 --> 00:31:10,338 'Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence, or the human residence will be incinerated.' 337 00:31:10,338 --> 00:31:12,778 What is this place? Where am I? Leadworth. 338 00:31:12,778 --> 00:31:14,538 Where's the rest of it? This is it. 339 00:31:14,538 --> 00:31:16,138 Is there an airport? No. 340 00:31:16,138 --> 00:31:18,698 A nuclear power station? No. Even a little one? 341 00:31:18,698 --> 00:31:20,538 No. Nearest city? Gloucester, half an hour by car. 342 00:31:20,538 --> 00:31:24,178 We don't have half an hour, do we have a car? No. Well, that's good! Fantastic, that is(!) 343 00:31:24,178 --> 00:31:30,378 20 minutes to save the world and I've got a post office. And it's shut! WHAT is that? 344 00:31:30,378 --> 00:31:32,858 It's a duck pond. 345 00:31:35,458 --> 00:31:41,978 Why aren't there any ducks? I don't know. There's never any ducks. Then how do you know it's a duck pond? 346 00:31:41,978 --> 00:31:45,898 It just is. Is it important, the duck pond? I don't know. Why would I know? 347 00:31:49,058 --> 00:31:51,658 This is too soon. 348 00:31:51,658 --> 00:31:53,018 I'm not ready, I'm not done yet. 349 00:31:56,538 --> 00:31:58,778 What's happening? Why's it going dark? 350 00:32:08,738 --> 00:32:10,738 So what's wrong with the sun? Nothing. 351 00:32:10,738 --> 00:32:13,618 You're looking at it through a force-field. 352 00:32:13,618 --> 00:32:18,658 They've sealed off your upper atmosphere, now they're getting ready to boil the planet. 353 00:32:18,658 --> 00:32:22,258 Oh, and here they come. The human race. 354 00:32:22,258 --> 00:32:26,818 The end comes, as it was always going to - down a video phone! 355 00:32:26,818 --> 00:32:28,538 This isn't real, is it? 356 00:32:28,538 --> 00:32:31,378 This is some kind of big wind-up. Why would I wind you up? 357 00:32:31,378 --> 00:32:35,018 You told me you had a time machine. And you believed me. Then I grew up. 358 00:32:35,018 --> 00:32:37,738 Oh, you never want to do that. No, hang on, shut up, wait! 359 00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:41,298 I missed it. I saw it and I missed it. What did I see? 360 00:32:41,298 --> 00:32:43,298 I saw... What did I see? 361 00:33:15,578 --> 00:33:17,538 20 minutes. 362 00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,058 I can do it. 363 00:33:19,058 --> 00:33:20,658 20 minutes, the planet burns. 364 00:33:20,658 --> 00:33:24,578 Run to your loved ones and say goodbye, or stay and help me. 365 00:33:24,578 --> 00:33:28,138 No. I'm sorry? 366 00:33:28,138 --> 00:33:29,458 No! 367 00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:31,738 Amy, no, no, what are you doing? 368 00:33:33,978 --> 00:33:38,418 Are you out of your mind? Who are you? You know who I am. 369 00:33:38,418 --> 00:33:41,698 No, really, who are you? Look at the sky! End of the world, 20 minutes. 370 00:33:41,698 --> 00:33:44,938 Better talk quickly, then! Amy, I am going to need my car back. 371 00:33:44,938 --> 00:33:46,818 Yes, in a bit. Now go and have coffee. 372 00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:49,058 Right, yes. 373 00:33:52,378 --> 00:33:53,538 Catch. 374 00:33:57,458 --> 00:33:59,578 I'm the Doctor. 375 00:33:59,578 --> 00:34:01,338 I'm a time traveller. 376 00:34:01,338 --> 00:34:03,898 Everything I told you 12 years ago is true. 377 00:34:03,898 --> 00:34:07,898 I'm real. What's happening in the sky is real, and if you 378 00:34:07,898 --> 00:34:11,378 don't let me go now, everything you've ever known is over. 379 00:34:12,938 --> 00:34:16,498 I don't believe you. Just 20 minutes. 380 00:34:16,498 --> 00:34:19,858 Just believe me for 20 minutes. 381 00:34:21,538 --> 00:34:24,698 Look at it. Fresh as the day you gave it to me. 382 00:34:24,698 --> 00:34:26,418 And you know it's the same one. 383 00:34:45,138 --> 00:34:49,658 Amy. Believe for 20 minutes. 384 00:34:58,178 --> 00:35:00,218 What do we do? Stop that nurse! 385 00:35:09,338 --> 00:35:14,618 The sun's going out, and you're photographing a man and a dog. Why? 386 00:35:14,618 --> 00:35:18,378 Amy? Hi! Oh, this is Rory, he's a...friend. 387 00:35:18,378 --> 00:35:21,498 Boyfriend. Kind of boyfriend. Amy! Man and dog, why? 388 00:35:24,378 --> 00:35:28,658 Oh, my God, it's him. Just answer his question, please. 389 00:35:28,658 --> 00:35:32,298 It's him, though. The doctor. The Raggedy Doctor. Yeah, he came back. 390 00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:35,738 But he was a story. He was a game. Man and dog - why? Tell me now. 391 00:35:35,738 --> 00:35:37,938 Sorry. Because he can't be there. 392 00:35:37,938 --> 00:35:41,298 Because he's in a hospital, in a coma. In a hospital, in a coma. 393 00:35:41,298 --> 00:35:42,578 Yeah. 394 00:35:44,498 --> 00:35:46,338 Knew it. Multi-form, you see? 395 00:35:46,338 --> 00:35:49,178 Disguise itself as anything, but it needs a life feed. 396 00:35:49,178 --> 00:35:52,498 A psychic link with a living but dormant mind. 397 00:35:58,778 --> 00:36:01,138 Prisoner Zero. 398 00:36:01,138 --> 00:36:03,658 What, there's a Prisoner Zero too? Yes. 399 00:36:16,338 --> 00:36:21,178 See, that ship up there is scanning this area for non-terrestrial technology. 400 00:36:21,178 --> 00:36:27,058 And nothing says non-terrestrial like a sonic screwdriver. 401 00:36:43,498 --> 00:36:45,898 Oi, come back here! Come back! 402 00:36:50,738 --> 00:36:53,818 I think someone's going to notice! Don't you? 403 00:37:03,738 --> 00:37:07,498 No, no, no, don't do that! 404 00:37:08,938 --> 00:37:12,778 Look, it's going. No, come back, he's here! 405 00:37:12,778 --> 00:37:16,738 Come back! He's here, Prisoner Zero is here. 406 00:37:16,738 --> 00:37:20,658 Come back, he's here! Prisoner Zero is... 407 00:37:20,658 --> 00:37:22,178 Doctor! 408 00:37:23,218 --> 00:37:26,218 The drain. It just sort of melted and went down the drain. 409 00:37:26,218 --> 00:37:28,418 Well, of course it did. What do we do now? 410 00:37:28,418 --> 00:37:31,978 It's hiding in human form. We need to drive it into the open. 411 00:37:31,978 --> 00:37:35,338 No TARDIS, no screwdriver, 17 minutes. 412 00:37:35,338 --> 00:37:38,098 Come on, think. Think! 413 00:37:38,098 --> 00:37:41,138 Barney? Barney... 414 00:37:41,138 --> 00:37:45,058 Barney? Can you hear me, Barney? 415 00:37:46,818 --> 00:37:50,338 Barney? Barney? 416 00:38:00,298 --> 00:38:02,738 So that thing, THAT hid in my house for 12 years? 417 00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:05,538 Multi-forms can live for millennia. 12 years is a pit-stop. 418 00:38:05,538 --> 00:38:08,058 So how come you show up on the same day that lot do? 419 00:38:08,058 --> 00:38:12,178 They're looking for him, but followed me. They saw me through the crack, got a fix. 420 00:38:12,178 --> 00:38:14,018 They're only late cos I am. Give me your phone. 421 00:38:14,018 --> 00:38:17,058 How can he be real? He was never real. Phone, now, give me! 422 00:38:17,058 --> 00:38:20,138 He was just a game, we were kids. You made me dress up as him. 423 00:38:20,138 --> 00:38:23,498 These are all coma patients? Yeah. No, they're all the multi-form. 424 00:38:23,498 --> 00:38:25,778 Eight comas, eight disguises for Prisoner Zero. 425 00:38:25,778 --> 00:38:27,498 He had a dog. There's a dog in a coma? 426 00:38:27,498 --> 00:38:29,778 The coma patient dreams he's walking a dog, 427 00:38:29,778 --> 00:38:31,338 Prisoner Zero gets a dog. Laptop! 428 00:38:31,338 --> 00:38:34,978 Your friend, what was his name? Not him, the good-looking one. 429 00:38:34,978 --> 00:38:36,178 Thanks. Jeff. Oh, thanks(!) 430 00:38:36,178 --> 00:38:41,378 He had a laptop in his bag, a laptop. Big bag, big laptop, I need Jeff's laptop. 431 00:38:41,378 --> 00:38:43,498 You two, get to the hospital, get everyone out, 432 00:38:43,498 --> 00:38:45,978 clear the whole floor. Phone me when you're done. 433 00:38:47,618 --> 00:38:49,778 Your car, come on. 434 00:38:49,778 --> 00:38:51,298 But how can he be here? 435 00:38:51,298 --> 00:38:53,258 How can the Doctor be here? 436 00:39:04,858 --> 00:39:08,418 Hello, laptop, give me! No, no, no, no, wait, hang on! 437 00:39:08,418 --> 00:39:11,098 It's fine, give it here. 438 00:39:13,578 --> 00:39:16,418 Blimey! Get a girlfriend, Jeff. 439 00:39:17,138 --> 00:39:18,898 Gran. What are you doing? 440 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:21,218 The sun's gone wibbly, so right now, somewhere, 441 00:39:21,218 --> 00:39:23,698 there's going to be a big video conference call. 442 00:39:23,698 --> 00:39:26,178 All the experts in the world panicking at once, 443 00:39:26,178 --> 00:39:28,058 and do you know what they need? 444 00:39:28,058 --> 00:39:30,858 Me. Ah, and here they all are. 445 00:39:30,858 --> 00:39:34,618 All the big boys. NASA, Jodrell Bank, Tokyo Space Centre, 446 00:39:34,618 --> 00:39:37,978 Patrick Moore. I like Patrick Moore. I'll get you his number, 447 00:39:37,978 --> 00:39:39,458 but watch him, he's a devil. 448 00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:41,578 You can't just hack in on a call. Can't I? 449 00:39:41,578 --> 00:39:45,058 'Who are you? This is a secure call, what are you doing?' 450 00:39:45,058 --> 00:39:48,458 Hello, I know, you should switch me off. But before you do, watch this. 451 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:51,378 'It's here too, I'm getting it.' Fermat's Theorem, the proof, 452 00:39:51,378 --> 00:39:53,458 and I mean the real one, never seen before. 453 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:56,778 Poor old Fermat, got killed in a duel before he could write it down. 454 00:39:56,778 --> 00:39:58,938 My fault, I slept in. 455 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:02,378 Oh, and here's an oldie but a goodie - why electrons have mass. 456 00:40:02,378 --> 00:40:04,378 And a personal favourite of mine, 457 00:40:04,378 --> 00:40:07,738 faster-than-light travel with two diagrams and a joke. 458 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,898 Look at your screens. Whoever I am, I'm a genius. 459 00:40:10,898 --> 00:40:13,858 Look at the sun. You need all the help you can get. 460 00:40:13,858 --> 00:40:15,618 Fellas, pay attention. 461 00:40:31,378 --> 00:40:33,898 'Sir, what are you doing?' 462 00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:35,538 I'm writing a computer virus. 463 00:40:35,538 --> 00:40:38,858 Very clever, super-fast, and a tiny bit alive, but don't let on. 464 00:40:38,858 --> 00:40:41,618 Why am I writing it on a phone? Never mind, you'll find out. 465 00:40:41,618 --> 00:40:44,458 OK, I'm sending this to all your computers. 466 00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:47,018 Get everyone who works for you sending this everywhere. 467 00:40:47,018 --> 00:40:51,578 Email, text, Facebook, Bebo, Twitter, radar dish - whatever you've got. Any questions? 468 00:40:51,578 --> 00:40:54,378 'Who was your lady friend?' Patrick, behave! 469 00:40:54,378 --> 00:40:57,378 'What does this virus do?' It's a reset command, that's all. 470 00:40:57,378 --> 00:41:01,578 It resets counters, it gets in the wifi and resets every counter it can find. 471 00:41:01,578 --> 00:41:04,698 Anything with a chip will default at zero at exactly the same time. 472 00:41:04,698 --> 00:41:07,698 But, yeah, I could be lying, why should you trust me? 473 00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:09,458 I'll let my best man explain. 474 00:41:15,258 --> 00:41:18,298 Jeff, you're my best man. You what? 475 00:41:19,818 --> 00:41:23,178 Listen to me. In ten minutes, you're going to be a legend. 476 00:41:23,178 --> 00:41:26,938 In ten minutes, everyone is going to be offering you any job you want. 477 00:41:26,938 --> 00:41:29,258 But first, you have to be magnificent. 478 00:41:29,258 --> 00:41:33,338 You have to make them trust you and get them working. This is it, Jeff. 479 00:41:33,338 --> 00:41:35,418 Right here, right now. 480 00:41:35,418 --> 00:41:37,618 This is when you fly. 481 00:41:37,618 --> 00:41:39,498 Today's the day you save the world. 482 00:41:43,338 --> 00:41:45,538 Why me? It's your bedroom. 483 00:41:45,538 --> 00:41:47,378 Now go, go, go. 484 00:41:53,258 --> 00:41:54,978 OK, guys, 485 00:41:54,978 --> 00:41:56,498 let's do this. 486 00:41:58,178 --> 00:42:01,778 Oh, and delete your internet history. 487 00:42:13,858 --> 00:42:16,738 Something's happened up there, we can't get through. 488 00:42:17,738 --> 00:42:19,938 Yes, but what's happened? 489 00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:22,298 I don't know. No-one knows. Phone him. 490 00:42:22,298 --> 00:42:23,978 I'm phoning him. 491 00:42:23,978 --> 00:42:28,418 Doctor? We're at the hospital, but we can't get through. Oh! 492 00:42:28,418 --> 00:42:30,658 What did he say? Look in the mirror. 493 00:42:33,298 --> 00:42:35,538 Ha-ha! Uniform! 494 00:42:37,418 --> 00:42:39,058 Are you on your way? 495 00:42:39,058 --> 00:42:40,578 You're going to need a car. 496 00:42:40,578 --> 00:42:43,338 Don't worry. I've commandeered a vehicle. 497 00:42:58,698 --> 00:43:00,738 Officer. What happened? 498 00:43:00,738 --> 00:43:02,578 There was a man. A man with a dog. 499 00:43:02,578 --> 00:43:04,338 I think Dr Ramsden's dead. 500 00:43:04,338 --> 00:43:06,618 And the nurses. 501 00:43:09,618 --> 00:43:11,778 Are you in? 'Yep.' 502 00:43:11,778 --> 00:43:14,618 But so's Prisoner Zero. You need to get out of there. 503 00:43:14,618 --> 00:43:17,498 He was so angry. He kept shouting. And that dog, 504 00:43:17,498 --> 00:43:20,058 the size of that dog, I swear it was rabid. 505 00:43:20,058 --> 00:43:22,938 And he just went mad, attacking everyone. 506 00:43:22,938 --> 00:43:27,218 Where did he go, did you see? Has he gone? We hid in the ladies. 507 00:43:27,218 --> 00:43:31,058 Oh, I'm getting it wrong again, aren't I? I'm always doing that. 508 00:43:31,058 --> 00:43:32,978 So many mouths. 509 00:43:35,898 --> 00:43:37,018 Oh, my God! 510 00:43:39,018 --> 00:43:41,058 Amy? Amy, what's happening? 511 00:43:56,618 --> 00:44:00,218 Amy, talk to me! We're in the coma ward. But it's here, it's getting in. 512 00:44:00,218 --> 00:44:03,298 Which window are you? What, sorry? Which window? 513 00:44:03,298 --> 00:44:06,298 First floor on the left, fourth from the end. 514 00:44:12,538 --> 00:44:15,138 Oh, dear. Little Amelia Pond. 515 00:44:16,218 --> 00:44:18,458 I've watched you grow up. 516 00:44:19,498 --> 00:44:23,258 12 years, and you never even knew I was there. 517 00:44:23,258 --> 00:44:30,458 Little Amelia Pond, waiting for her magic Doctor to return, 518 00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:33,498 but not this time, Amelia. 519 00:44:49,218 --> 00:44:52,338 Right! Hello! Am I late? 520 00:44:52,338 --> 00:44:54,498 No, three minutes to go. So still time. 521 00:44:54,498 --> 00:44:57,058 Time for what, Time Lord? 522 00:45:00,138 --> 00:45:01,578 Take the disguise off. 523 00:45:01,578 --> 00:45:04,018 They'll find you in a heartbeat. Nobody dies. 524 00:45:04,018 --> 00:45:07,178 The Atraxi will kill me this time. 525 00:45:07,178 --> 00:45:09,338 If I am to die, 526 00:45:09,338 --> 00:45:11,298 let there be fire. 527 00:45:11,298 --> 00:45:15,258 OK. You came to this world by opening a crack in space and time. 528 00:45:15,258 --> 00:45:19,098 Do it again - just leave. I did not open the crack. 529 00:45:19,098 --> 00:45:21,178 Somebody did. 530 00:45:21,178 --> 00:45:24,298 The cracks in the skin of the universe - 531 00:45:24,298 --> 00:45:27,258 don't you know where they came from? 532 00:45:28,778 --> 00:45:30,978 You don't, do you? 533 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:36,498 The Doctor in the TARDIS doesn't know. Doesn't know, doesn't know! 534 00:45:36,498 --> 00:45:39,578 The universe is cracked. 535 00:45:39,578 --> 00:45:41,658 The Pandorica will open. 536 00:45:41,658 --> 00:45:44,658 Silence will fall. 537 00:45:48,818 --> 00:45:51,858 And we're off! 538 00:45:51,858 --> 00:45:53,458 Look at that. 539 00:45:56,338 --> 00:45:58,618 Look at that! 540 00:46:01,498 --> 00:46:03,858 Yeah, I know, just a clock, whatever. 541 00:46:03,858 --> 00:46:07,058 But do you know what's happening right now? 542 00:46:07,058 --> 00:46:09,658 In one little bedroom, my team are working. 543 00:46:09,658 --> 00:46:13,138 Jeff and the world. And do you know what they're doing? 544 00:46:13,138 --> 00:46:16,898 They're spreading the word all over the world, quantum fast. 545 00:46:18,778 --> 00:46:20,258 The word is out. 546 00:46:24,458 --> 00:46:26,898 And do you know what the word is? 547 00:46:30,458 --> 00:46:32,098 The word is zero. 548 00:46:32,098 --> 00:46:34,738 Now, me, if I was up in the sky in a battleship, 549 00:46:34,738 --> 00:46:38,098 monitoring all Earth communications, I'd take that as a hint. 550 00:46:38,098 --> 00:46:41,338 And if I had a whole battle fleet surrounding the planet, 551 00:46:41,338 --> 00:46:47,458 I'd be able track a simple old computer virus to its source in, what, under a minute? 552 00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:49,698 The source, by the way, 553 00:46:49,698 --> 00:46:51,378 is right here. 554 00:46:53,498 --> 00:46:56,858 Oh! And I think they just found us! 555 00:47:02,858 --> 00:47:05,058 The Atraxi are limited. 556 00:47:05,058 --> 00:47:08,738 While I'm in this form, they'll still be unable to detect me. 557 00:47:08,738 --> 00:47:11,418 They've tracked a phone, not me. 558 00:47:11,418 --> 00:47:16,618 Yeah, but this is the good bit. I mean, this is my favourite bit. 559 00:47:16,618 --> 00:47:21,298 Do you know what this phone is full of? 560 00:47:21,298 --> 00:47:23,218 Pictures of you. 561 00:47:23,218 --> 00:47:26,018 Every form you've learned to take, right here. 562 00:47:26,018 --> 00:47:29,818 Oh, and being uploaded about now. 563 00:47:29,818 --> 00:47:33,418 And the final score is - no TARDIS, no screwdriver - 564 00:47:33,418 --> 00:47:35,818 two minutes to spare. Who da man? 565 00:47:39,858 --> 00:47:42,538 Oh, I'm never saying that again! Fine. 566 00:47:42,538 --> 00:47:44,818 Then I shall take a new form. 567 00:47:44,818 --> 00:47:46,738 Oh, stop it, you know you can't. 568 00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:49,858 Takes months to form that kind of psychic link. 569 00:47:49,858 --> 00:47:52,458 And I've had years. 570 00:47:57,098 --> 00:47:59,578 No! Amy? 571 00:48:02,538 --> 00:48:04,378 You've got to hold on. Amy! 572 00:48:04,378 --> 00:48:08,778 Don't sleep! You've got to stay awake, please. Doctor? 573 00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:17,898 Well, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be? 574 00:48:17,898 --> 00:48:21,778 It's you. Me? Is that what I look like? 575 00:48:21,778 --> 00:48:24,498 You don't know? Busy day. Why me, though? 576 00:48:24,498 --> 00:48:27,418 You're linked with her. Why are you copying me? 577 00:48:27,418 --> 00:48:29,218 I'm not. 578 00:48:31,898 --> 00:48:34,058 Poor Amy Pond. 579 00:48:34,058 --> 00:48:36,338 Still such a child inside. 580 00:48:36,338 --> 00:48:40,298 Dreaming of the magic Doctor she knows will return to save her. 581 00:48:43,298 --> 00:48:45,938 What a disappointment you've been. 582 00:48:48,098 --> 00:48:50,658 No, she's dreaming about me cos she can hear me. 583 00:48:53,938 --> 00:48:56,138 Amy, don't just hear me, listen. 584 00:48:56,138 --> 00:48:59,418 Remember the room, the room in your house you couldn't see? 585 00:48:59,418 --> 00:49:02,618 Remember you went inside. I tried to stop, but you did. 586 00:49:06,338 --> 00:49:07,658 You went in the room. 587 00:49:10,138 --> 00:49:12,858 You went inside. 588 00:49:12,858 --> 00:49:15,458 Amy... 589 00:49:15,458 --> 00:49:18,458 dream about what you saw. 590 00:49:26,418 --> 00:49:29,378 No...no... No! 591 00:49:43,738 --> 00:49:46,738 Well done, Prisoner Zero. 592 00:49:48,338 --> 00:49:50,698 A perfect impersonation of yourself. 593 00:49:53,698 --> 00:49:55,378 'Prisoner Zero is located. 594 00:49:56,498 --> 00:49:58,418 'Prisoner Zero is restrained.' 595 00:50:01,138 --> 00:50:03,058 Silence, Doctor. 596 00:50:03,058 --> 00:50:04,978 Silence will fall. 597 00:50:22,578 --> 00:50:25,258 The sun - it's back to normal, right? 598 00:50:25,258 --> 00:50:28,338 That's... That's good, yeah? That means it's over. 599 00:50:31,498 --> 00:50:33,458 Amy? 600 00:50:33,458 --> 00:50:35,058 Are you OK? Are you with us? 601 00:50:35,058 --> 00:50:37,938 What happened? He did it. The Doctor did it. No, I didn't. 602 00:50:37,938 --> 00:50:40,818 What are you doing? Tracking the signal back. 603 00:50:40,818 --> 00:50:43,418 Sorry, in advance. About what? 604 00:50:43,418 --> 00:50:47,898 The bill. Oi, I didn't say you could go! 605 00:50:47,898 --> 00:50:50,698 Article 57 of the Shadow Proclamation. 606 00:50:50,698 --> 00:50:55,058 This is a fully established, level 5 planet, 607 00:50:55,058 --> 00:50:58,138 and you were going to burn it? What...? 608 00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:00,858 Did you think no-one was watching? 609 00:51:00,858 --> 00:51:02,898 You lot, back here. Now! 610 00:51:04,338 --> 00:51:06,378 OK. 611 00:51:06,378 --> 00:51:08,178 Now I've done it. 612 00:51:08,178 --> 00:51:10,098 Did he just bring them back? 613 00:51:10,098 --> 00:51:12,418 Did he just save the world from aliens 614 00:51:12,418 --> 00:51:14,618 and then bring all the aliens back again? 615 00:51:16,898 --> 00:51:18,738 Where are you going? The roof. 616 00:51:18,738 --> 00:51:20,778 No, hang on. 617 00:51:27,898 --> 00:51:32,378 What's in here? I'm saving the world - I need a decent shirt. 618 00:51:32,378 --> 00:51:34,538 To hell with the raggedy. 619 00:51:34,538 --> 00:51:36,778 Time to put on a show! 620 00:51:37,778 --> 00:51:40,978 You just summoned aliens back to Earth. 621 00:51:40,978 --> 00:51:42,418 Actual aliens, 622 00:51:42,418 --> 00:51:43,818 deadly aliens, 623 00:51:43,818 --> 00:51:48,738 aliens of death, and now you're taking your clothes off... 624 00:51:48,738 --> 00:51:50,658 Amy, he's taking his clothes off. 625 00:51:50,658 --> 00:51:52,658 Turn your back if it embarrasses you. 626 00:51:52,658 --> 00:51:55,338 Are you stealing clothes now? 627 00:51:56,378 --> 00:51:59,058 Those clothes belong to people, you know. 628 00:52:02,698 --> 00:52:05,218 Are you not you going to turn your back? 629 00:52:07,498 --> 00:52:09,578 Nope. 630 00:52:13,378 --> 00:52:16,778 So this was a good idea, was it(?) 631 00:52:16,778 --> 00:52:20,778 They were leaving. Leaving is good. Never coming back is better. 632 00:52:20,778 --> 00:52:24,018 Come on, then! 633 00:52:25,378 --> 00:52:27,458 The Doctor will see you now. 634 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:42,378 You are not of this world. 635 00:52:42,378 --> 00:52:45,738 No, but I've put a lot of work into it. 636 00:52:45,738 --> 00:52:47,458 Oh... Hmm... 637 00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:49,218 I don't know. 638 00:52:49,218 --> 00:52:51,018 What do you think? 639 00:52:51,018 --> 00:52:52,618 Is this world important? 640 00:52:52,618 --> 00:52:55,298 Important? What's that mean, important? 641 00:52:55,298 --> 00:52:58,298 6 billion people live here - is that important? 642 00:52:58,298 --> 00:53:01,658 Here's a better question. Is this world a threat to the Atraxi? 643 00:53:01,658 --> 00:53:05,018 Well, come on. You're monitoring the whole planet. 644 00:53:05,018 --> 00:53:07,778 IS this world a threat? 645 00:53:12,578 --> 00:53:14,058 No. 646 00:53:14,058 --> 00:53:20,378 Are the peoples of this world guilty of any crime by the laws of the Atraxi? 647 00:53:22,578 --> 00:53:24,818 No. OK. 648 00:53:26,338 --> 00:53:27,938 One more. Just one. 649 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:32,338 Is this world protected? 650 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:39,418 Because you're not the first lot to come here. Oh, there have been so many! 651 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,098 And what you've got to ask is... 652 00:53:44,298 --> 00:53:46,098 ..what happened to them? 653 00:53:57,418 --> 00:53:58,778 Hello. 654 00:53:58,778 --> 00:54:00,298 I'm the Doctor. 655 00:54:05,058 --> 00:54:07,338 Basically... 656 00:54:09,178 --> 00:54:11,138 ..run! 657 00:54:40,058 --> 00:54:41,618 Is that it? 658 00:54:41,618 --> 00:54:45,938 Is that them gone for good? Who were they? 659 00:55:05,658 --> 00:55:07,538 OK! 660 00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:10,418 What have you got for me this time? 661 00:55:17,778 --> 00:55:19,298 Look at you! 662 00:55:22,338 --> 00:55:24,938 Oh, you sexy thing! 663 00:55:26,458 --> 00:55:27,978 Look at you! 664 00:56:28,898 --> 00:56:31,218 Sorry about running off earlier. 665 00:56:31,218 --> 00:56:34,138 Brand-new TARDIS - bit exciting. 666 00:56:34,138 --> 00:56:37,138 Just had a quick hop to the moon and back to run her in. 667 00:56:38,178 --> 00:56:39,938 She's ready for the big stuff now. 668 00:56:41,778 --> 00:56:44,698 It's you. You came back. 669 00:56:44,698 --> 00:56:47,538 Course I came back. I always come back. 670 00:56:47,538 --> 00:56:50,938 Something wrong with that? And you kept the clothes. 671 00:56:50,938 --> 00:56:53,818 Well, I just saved the world, the whole planet, 672 00:56:53,818 --> 00:56:59,058 for about the millionth time, no charge. Yeah, shoot me! I kept the clothes. Including the bow tie. 673 00:56:59,058 --> 00:57:03,418 Yeah, it's cool. Bow ties are cool. Are you from another planet? Yeah. 674 00:57:03,418 --> 00:57:07,258 OK... So what do you think? Of what? Other planets. Want to check some out? 675 00:57:07,258 --> 00:57:09,698 What does that mean? It means... 676 00:57:09,698 --> 00:57:12,778 Well, it means...come with me. 677 00:57:12,778 --> 00:57:14,538 Where? 678 00:57:14,538 --> 00:57:17,138 Wherever you like. 679 00:57:18,658 --> 00:57:22,218 All that stuff, the hospital, the spaceships, Prisoner Zero... 680 00:57:22,218 --> 00:57:25,698 Oh, don't worry. That's just the beginning. There's loads more. 681 00:57:25,698 --> 00:57:30,058 Yeah, but those things, amazing things, all that stuff... 682 00:57:32,218 --> 00:57:35,178 That was two years ago! Oh-oh! 683 00:57:35,178 --> 00:57:36,818 Oops. 684 00:57:36,818 --> 00:57:38,578 Yeah. So that's... 14 years! 685 00:57:38,578 --> 00:57:40,578 14 years since fish custard. 686 00:57:40,578 --> 00:57:43,898 Amy Pond, the girl who waited, you've waited long enough. 687 00:57:45,498 --> 00:57:49,018 When I was a kid, you said there was a swimming pool and a library, 688 00:57:49,018 --> 00:57:51,498 and the swimming pool was IN the library. Yeah. 689 00:57:51,498 --> 00:57:54,938 Not sure where it's got to now. It'll turn up. So...coming? No! 690 00:57:54,938 --> 00:57:58,018 You wanted to come 14 years ago. I grew up. 691 00:57:58,018 --> 00:57:59,778 Don't worry. 692 00:57:59,778 --> 00:58:01,298 I'll soon fix that. 693 00:58:39,538 --> 00:58:41,178 Well...? 694 00:58:41,178 --> 00:58:44,618 Anything you want to say? Any passing remarks? 695 00:58:44,618 --> 00:58:46,978 I've heard them all. 696 00:58:55,658 --> 00:58:58,458 I'm in my nightie. Oh, don't worry. 697 00:58:58,458 --> 00:59:00,618 Plenty of clothes in the wardrobe. 698 00:59:00,618 --> 00:59:02,738 AND possibly a swimming pool. 699 00:59:02,738 --> 00:59:10,098 So...all of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will... 700 00:59:10,098 --> 00:59:11,738 Where do you want to start? 701 00:59:14,258 --> 00:59:16,458 You are so sure that I'm coming. 702 00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:18,618 Yeah, I am. Why? 703 00:59:18,618 --> 00:59:21,458 Cos you're the Scottish girl in the English village, 704 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:23,458 and I know how that feels. Oh, do you? 705 00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:26,298 All these years living here, most of your life... 706 00:59:26,298 --> 00:59:30,578 and you've still got that accent. Yeah, you're coming. 707 00:59:30,578 --> 00:59:35,138 Can you get me back for tomorrow morning? It's a time machine. I can get you back five minutes ago. 708 00:59:35,138 --> 00:59:39,258 Why, what's tomorrow? Nothing. Nothing. Just...you know, stuff. 709 00:59:41,978 --> 00:59:45,498 All right, then. Back in time for stuff. 710 00:59:47,178 --> 00:59:50,298 Oh! A new one! 711 00:59:50,298 --> 00:59:52,178 Lovely. 712 01:00:12,298 --> 01:00:17,458 Why me? Why not? No, seriously? You are asking me to run away with you in the middle of the night. 713 01:00:17,458 --> 01:00:19,098 It's a fair question. Why me? 714 01:00:19,098 --> 01:00:21,578 I don't know. Fun. Do I have to have a reason? 715 01:00:21,578 --> 01:00:26,298 People always have a reason. Do I look like people? Yes. Been knocking around on my own for a while, 716 01:00:26,298 --> 01:00:32,978 my choice, but I've started talking to myself. It's giving me earache. You're lonely. That's it? Just that? 717 01:00:32,978 --> 01:00:34,378 Just that. 718 01:00:34,378 --> 01:00:35,658 Promise. 719 01:00:38,018 --> 01:00:40,338 OK. 720 01:00:44,938 --> 01:00:46,378 So, are you OK, then? 721 01:00:46,378 --> 01:00:49,938 Cos this place, sometimes it can make people feel a bit... 722 01:00:49,938 --> 01:00:52,138 you know...? I'm fine. 723 01:00:52,138 --> 01:00:55,378 It's just...There's a whole world in here, just like you said. 724 01:00:55,378 --> 01:00:57,418 It's all true. I thought... 725 01:00:57,418 --> 01:01:00,858 I started to think that maybe you were just like a madman with a box. 726 01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:06,058 Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand. It's important, and your life may depend on it. 727 01:01:06,058 --> 01:01:08,138 I am definitely a madman with a box. 728 01:01:09,818 --> 01:01:12,498 Ha-ha! Yeah. 729 01:01:14,378 --> 01:01:17,498 Goodbye, Leadworth. Hello, everything! 730 01:01:17,498 --> 01:01:19,458 Whoo! 731 01:01:22,778 --> 01:01:24,618 Ha-ha! 732 01:02:07,018 --> 01:02:08,938 'My name's Amy Pond. 733 01:02:08,938 --> 01:02:11,978 'When I was seven, I had an imaginary friend. 734 01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:14,338 'Last night was the night before my wedding 735 01:02:14,338 --> 01:02:16,618 'and my imaginary friend came back.' 736 01:02:16,618 --> 01:02:21,218 All of time and space, everything that ever happened, or ever will... 737 01:02:21,218 --> 01:02:23,978 Where do you want to start? 738 01:02:26,538 --> 01:02:29,978 Anywhere you want, any time you want. 739 01:02:29,978 --> 01:02:32,058 One condition - it has to be amazing. 740 01:02:33,858 --> 01:02:36,298 Now it starts. 741 01:02:36,298 --> 01:02:41,338 You might want to find something to hang on to. 742 01:02:41,338 --> 01:02:43,778 It begins. 743 01:03:13,058 --> 01:03:14,898 Tell me the whole plan. 744 01:03:14,898 --> 01:03:17,938 One day, that'll work. 745 01:03:17,938 --> 01:03:23,378 One simple instruction - don't follow me under any circumstances. 746 01:03:23,378 --> 01:03:25,298 Will you follow him? 747 01:03:25,298 --> 01:03:26,738 Of course. 748 01:03:26,738 --> 01:03:31,018 Cos this is what I do every time, every day, every second. 749 01:03:31,018 --> 01:03:32,178 This... 750 01:03:32,178 --> 01:03:34,138 mankind... 751 01:03:34,138 --> 01:03:36,218 because it will change your life. 752 01:03:36,218 --> 01:03:38,698 There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart, 753 01:03:38,698 --> 01:03:40,578 value your continued existence, if you have any 754 01:03:40,578 --> 01:03:45,778 plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in trouble... 755 01:03:53,098 --> 01:03:55,978 ..me!