1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:14,740 Pasta, if you like, uh, very good. 3 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:27,089 What? Because of what? 4 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:29,095 - Eh? - What? 5 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:31,222 What's the sauce with the fish? 6 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:33,732 What, what fish? He didn't even mention the fish. 7 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,099 - There was no fish. - Was fish the second thing? 8 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,069 I'll just have the... 9 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:43,507 I'll just have the first thing. 10 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:50,778 - Okay, and I'll have the second thing. - Grazie. 11 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:54,116 They should write the thing down. I don't know what he's talking about. 12 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:55,621 I've no idea what we just ordered. 13 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:57,623 So guess what's coming up 14 00:00:57,657 --> 00:01:00,057 in a few months? 15 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:03,358 I'm sure it's been on your mind. Our anniversary. 16 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,796 - 10 years. - 10-year anniversary. 17 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:08,562 Boy, they just flew right by, didn't they? 18 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:11,798 So, listen, I know what I want. 19 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:15,467 I would like... and just keep an open mind. 20 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:17,772 - So remember our... - Is it ever closed? 21 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,245 - Hmm-mm. - Has it ever been closed to anything? 22 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,339 Okay. 23 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:24,145 Um... 24 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,345 I would like for us to renew our vows 25 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:28,513 and have a real wedding ceremony. 26 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,690 You got it. 27 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:33,953 - Yeah. - Are you serious? 28 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:35,790 - Nothing big, small. - Okay, no no, yeah. 29 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,127 - Friends, family that kind of thing. - Right. 30 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,564 Oh my gosh, I can't believe you just said yes to that. 31 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,363 I'll tell you what, you just built it all up. 32 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:45,565 I did. I didn't know how I was gonna bring it up, but thank you. 33 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,835 - You thought it was gonna be a fight. - Yeah yeah. 34 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:50,342 Now let's talk about my 10th anniversary present. 35 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:52,401 All right. What would you like? 36 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:57,943 I believe my present has already been agreed upon. 37 00:01:57,984 --> 00:01:59,975 - Really? - Yes. 38 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:03,682 - It's not ringing a bell? - What are you talking about? 39 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:05,987 - We already talked about it? - Here, at this restaurant. 40 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:08,960 - Really? - 10 years ago, before we got married. 41 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:11,225 In these seats. Same seats. 42 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:14,961 I feel like we're married already. 43 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:19,563 We're just making it legal. It's just gonna be, you know, permanent 44 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:21,574 And... 45 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,873 My friends think I'm crazy, but I do. I just... 46 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:27,072 Wait a minute. They think you're crazy? How dare they? 47 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:29,081 Well, that's what I say. 48 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:30,878 Which friends think you're crazy? 49 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,818 I don't want to name names, but look it's working, right? 50 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:37,311 Who, Julie? She thinks... she thinks you're crazy? 51 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,484 I just think that we should be a family, you know? 52 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:42,188 We should share the same last name. I want to be Cheryl David. 53 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:45,356 - What do you want to be a David for? - I want to be your wife... 54 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:47,263 Davids want to be out of being Davids. 55 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,234 I don't want to be a David, I have to be a David. 56 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:51,260 But if you don't have to be a David, why be a David? 57 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,534 I feel like I have to be a David. 58 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:58,340 Is it... are you worried about not being able to have sex 59 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:01,643 with someone else for the rest of your life? Is that what? 60 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:05,117 - Where did you get that? No. - Because you know what? 61 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:09,415 Okay okay. 62 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:14,085 How about if we get married now... like, right now... 63 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:18,029 for our 10-year anniversary, you can have sex with someone else? 64 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:20,464 What?! 65 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,526 If that's your hold up here, 66 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,697 then let's just do that. 67 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:29,196 Come on, you're not gonna let me do that. 68 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:31,210 - What are you saying that for? - I will. 69 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:34,407 Just sex one time. 70 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:36,608 It's not a big deal. 71 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:45,189 - Oh, right! - Aha-aah. 72 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:48,058 - Right. - Aah. 73 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:52,895 - I can't believe you remember that. - Yes, I did remember. 74 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:55,662 Wow, you have a good memory. 75 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,397 For some things. 76 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,735 - Yeah. - Yeah, for some things. 77 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:01,740 All right, well, all right. 78 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:04,800 Then I said you could have sex with somebody 79 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,903 and you should do that. It's our 10th anniversary. 80 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:09,380 - You should do it. - I'm joking. I'm not gonna do it. 81 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,883 - I'm not gonna hold you up to it. - No, you should. 82 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,613 I said it 10 years ago. 83 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:16,486 You should go out and have sex with someone. 84 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:18,513 - No no, it's nice, but... - No no no no. 85 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:21,288 thank you. That's sweet that you wanted... you know. 86 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:24,490 - I'm insisting on it. - You want to keep your word. 87 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:28,057 No, because if you think you can have sex with somebody else, 88 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,467 then you should do that. 89 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:31,970 What does that mean? 90 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,098 You're gonna go up and... 91 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:37,041 "Hey, lady. I'm Larry David 92 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:40,341 And my wife said I could have sex with somebody tonight." 93 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:43,281 - First of all, I'm insulted, okay? - You are? 94 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:45,284 Even if I wanted to, you don't think I'm capable of it. 95 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:48,310 No, I don't think you're capable of it. 96 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:51,016 I really don't. 97 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,757 That's why I think you, um... 98 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,490 - So if I do this... - Hmm-mm. 99 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,521 Just so there's no misunderstanding here, 100 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:01,965 - it's okay with you? - Hmm-mm. 101 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,696 If you find somebody and say, "hey"... 102 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:06,204 - I don't want to hear any crying. - No. 103 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,230 ...and say, "I can't believe you did that. 104 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:12,142 - Why did you do that?" Huh? - No, I would not be crying. 105 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:14,703 Oh boy, all right. Well, thank you. 106 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:17,215 - Thank you for my anniversary present. - You're welcome. 107 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,808 How long do I have to do this? 108 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:22,287 You have until our anniversary and that's it. 109 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,814 Good luck. 110 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,320 I just hope Jeff is gonna be at that karaoke party 111 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:34,527 Because I have got a lot to say to that young man. 112 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:37,195 Listen, maybe we should skip the karaoke party. 113 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:38,760 Why do you want to skip karaoke? 114 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,932 - Oh, it's horrible. Why don't we just... - Horrible? 115 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:43,168 Listen, why don't we go home and I'll... 116 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:45,200 I'll make it worth your while. 117 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,879 I kind of wanna go to karaoke. 118 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:53,619 Oh my god. 119 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,424 ♪ Just in time ♪ 120 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:07,399 ♪ Found you just in time ♪ 121 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:11,563 ♪ Before you came, my time... ♪ 122 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,868 Do you know married men everywhere, 123 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:16,932 that's their dream that their wife says, "Yeah, go ahead." 124 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,443 What's Mel doing here? 125 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,708 Frank's been in, like, two of his movies. 126 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,442 - You didn't know that? - Oh... 127 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:23,608 They're old friends. 128 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:27,551 ♪... My bridges all were crossed ♪ 129 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,111 ♪ Nowhere to go... ♪ 130 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:33,057 This is great! You got permission. Come on, man. 131 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:34,957 She actually challenged me to do it. 132 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:37,189 - Damn it, man, do it! - She was laughing at me. 133 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,891 You've got to, man. 134 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:40,899 Whom I am supposed to do this with? 135 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:43,766 I don't know, there's got to be somebody you thought about. 136 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,829 That doesn't mean I could walk up to them and do anything. 137 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:48,340 But now you've got permission. 138 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:50,842 This is the thing that I'm the worst at in the world, this. 139 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:52,071 This and drawing. 140 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:55,046 It's a big thing to do. How could I do that? 141 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,708 Do you think I could do it? 142 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:02,282 - Yeah, huh? What about it? - Yeah, go, Daddy-o, go. 143 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:04,653 - Practice. It's a start, go. - Okay, fine. Yeah. 144 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:08,182 You want to see how inept I really am, huh? 145 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:11,390 - I want to see you in action. - Do you want to see this? 146 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,127 Just go. Yeah, go make a move. Show me. Just practice. 147 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,533 I'll watch. Go ahead. 148 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:20,403 ♪... Hey, now you're here ♪ 149 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:25,207 ♪ And now I know just where I'm going... ♪ 150 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:28,702 - Do you like karaoke? - Yeah. 151 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,581 It's good, you know. Something to do at night. 152 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,587 What can you do at night? Bowling, movies. 153 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:38,317 It's like a third thing to do after bowling and the movies. 154 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:40,518 I don't know if you bowl. I don't go that often, 155 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,087 But it's fun, it's fun. You can't find a ball, that's the problem. 156 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,963 I don't know, maybe you own a bowling ball. I don't own one. 157 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:48,899 My whole life, every time I'm in a bowling alley 158 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:52,769 Sticking my fingers in all these holes, picking up the balls. 159 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:56,138 You gotta get your own ball. I don't bowl enough to get my own ball. 160 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:57,699 It takes up a lot of space in the house. 161 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,370 You keep looking at it in the closet going, 162 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:02,074 "What I am doing with a bowling ball? I don't even bowl." 163 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:03,911 You know what I mean? 164 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,248 So you don't want to get rid of the ball. 165 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:08,776 How do you get rid of a bowling ball? Think about that. 166 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:12,587 Who do you give a bowling ball to? Nobody bowls. 167 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,718 The thing, it only fits your fingers. 168 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,489 You throw a bowling ball in the garbage can, 169 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:18,429 you know what that sanitation man's gonna do? 170 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:20,989 He's gonna knock on your door, that's how upset he's gonna be. 171 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:24,127 He's gonna say, "Who the fuck threw a bowling ball in the garbage? 172 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,664 Okay, all right. 173 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:33,538 I'm around town. 174 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:38,247 ♪... Then you changed my lonely life... ♪ 175 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,615 How did it go? 176 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:44,112 ♪... That lucky day ♪ 177 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:47,455 ♪ Hey, my lonely, lonely life ♪ 178 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:51,293 ♪ That lucky day. ♪ 179 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:56,292 Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much. 180 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:02,807 Come on, everybody. Put it together! Mel Brooks. 181 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,333 How about that? 182 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,936 That was fantastic. 183 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:09,504 All right, now, who wants to go next? Anyone? 184 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,744 - Look, hey, Larry David. - Oh, come on. 185 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:13,274 What do you say, Larry? 186 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,253 - Come up and give us a song? - Oh come on. 187 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,916 - Come on, Lar. - You gotta be kidding. 188 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,322 - Come on. - Are you crazy? 189 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:22,156 Oh, would you stop? Oh, you people... 190 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:25,186 Oh, me? No. I can't do it. 191 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,199 All right. 192 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,495 Oh, shut up! 193 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:33,565 All right, all right. 194 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:39,240 ♪ I've been away from you a long time ♪ 195 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:42,145 ♪ I never thought I'd miss you so ♪ 196 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:45,810 ♪ Somehow I feel your love is real ♪ 197 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:50,083 ♪ Swanee, you're calling me you crazy river ♪ 198 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,851 ♪ Swanee ♪ 199 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,859 ♪ How I love you, how I love you ♪ 200 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:57,761 ♪ My dear old Swanee... ♪ 201 00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,660 So what do you think Mel Brooks wants? 202 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,758 I have no idea. Usually I know. 203 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:05,100 - He called out of the clear blue sky? - Out of the clear blue sky. 204 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,570 He's one of my idols, you know? 205 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,040 I know he is. That's why I was excited for you. 206 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:13,276 - Hey! - I'll call... I'll call you back. 207 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:16,110 - What the hell are you doing? - What the fuck are you doing? 208 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:17,547 What am I doing? What are you doing? 209 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,141 What the fuck? I'm trying to walk. 210 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,812 While you're talking on a cell phone? 211 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:22,480 You almost killed me, douche bag! 212 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:24,512 You cut right in front of me talking on the phone? 213 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,457 There's a law against talking on a cell phone? 214 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:29,484 No, you can't, not while you're wheeling around. You almost hit my car. 215 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,120 I'm trying to get to my car, you fuckin'... 216 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,790 Learn how to drive that thing. 217 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,232 - Piss off, you douche bag. You pussy. - Asshole! 218 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,565 Piss off! 219 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:43,305 Hey, 220 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:46,539 - Look at this. - Yeah? 221 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,638 Wow, there's money in here. 222 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:04,218 Larry David, Jeff Greene to see Mel. 223 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:06,231 He'll be with you in a second. Have a seat. 224 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:09,894 You know what? I found this thing in the lobby. 225 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,766 Oh. 226 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,204 I don't know what the deal is. 227 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,231 Uh, actually this belongs to Dennis. 228 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,140 He does the computers in the building. 229 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,441 It probably fell out of his chair this morning. 230 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:23,380 - Chair? - Yeah, he's in a wheelchair. 231 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,112 I'll bet that's the guy. You know that? 232 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:30,111 A guy in a wheelchair cut right in front of my car in the parking lot. 233 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,885 I almost hit him. 234 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,448 The guy was talking on his cell phone. 235 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:36,290 Yeah, well, he's in a... he's in a wheelchair. 236 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,193 Yeah, I know. It's a moving vehicle. 237 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,562 There's got to be some kind of regulations I would think, 238 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,829 - even for people in electric chairs. - Hmm-mm. 239 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,563 He's motoring along. 240 00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:48,164 You don't need to be talking on a cell phone. It's dangerous. 241 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,539 Mel will be right out. 242 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:53,272 - "Names 4 Babies"? Is that you? - Yes. 243 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:56,440 Yes, actually my partner and I are adopting a baby. 244 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,973 You got yourself a partner. 245 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,815 - I got a wife. - Hmm. 246 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:05,085 Not exactly a partner. More like... a rival. 247 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:08,821 You know what I mean? It's a rivalry. 248 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:11,557 I wish I could say this is my partner. 249 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:14,896 So let me ask you, you got any... you got any names picked out? 250 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,027 Uh, actually we do. 251 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,469 - Is it a boy? What are you adopting? - It's a boy, 252 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,405 And we are adopting him from China. 253 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,034 - Ah, adopting from China. - Hmm-mm. 254 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,067 Chinese names. Do I know any Chinese names? 255 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,807 Well you got, uh... 256 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:32,250 you got Wang from the Good Earth. Remember Wang Lung? 257 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:35,253 Wang isn't a bad first name. Wang? 258 00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:38,051 Then you got the whole Ang family. 259 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:42,083 Fang, Bang... Tang. 260 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,153 Tang is not actually a bad name, 261 00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:46,858 'cause it's like China but it's... it's not China. 262 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:50,699 It's a juice is what it is. 263 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,795 Tang... 264 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,772 Is that so bad naming a kid after a juice? 265 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,206 Maybe that's not so bad. 266 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,836 But it has Chinese overtones... Tang. 267 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,709 - But yet there's a... - Tang... 268 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,714 - You got a little jolt with it. - Hmm-mm, yeah. 269 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:05,148 I don't think that would go over too well with the schoolkids. 270 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:08,381 Uh, that's gonna be the least of his problems, no? 271 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,353 Mel will be right with you. 272 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,223 You know what? I'm gonna run to the bathroom. 273 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,626 I'll be right back. 274 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,600 Oh my God, what... 275 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,334 Larry! Larry David. 276 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:31,002 Oh my God! 277 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,908 Ooh, did I hurt you? I'm so sorry. 278 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,505 - Is it bad? Is it bad? - No, it'll be all right. 279 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,607 - Is it bad? - No, let me get some help. 280 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,515 - Is it bad? - Don't move. Don't move. 281 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,248 Oh, my God... hurry up. 282 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,459 Hi. Jeff Greene. I'm a patient of Dr. Morrison's. 283 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,157 - I called about Larry David. - Oh yeah. 284 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,894 Just sign in and the doctor will be with you in a minute. 285 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,458 Oh. 286 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,766 Do I actually have to put my name on this thing? 287 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,829 Yes. Yeah. 288 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,603 I generally don't like to put my name on these lists. 289 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:06,839 - People come in, they see your name. - Just... just sign in. 290 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,278 Just sign in. 291 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,043 I don't like having my name on these lists. 292 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:13,313 Then sign Ben Vereen. Who cares what you sign? Come on. 293 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,320 Your head's bleeding. Just sign in! 294 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,447 Yes. 295 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,316 - Hello? - Dude. 296 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,648 - What are you doing? - What? 297 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,915 What are you calling me on the doctor's phone for- 298 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,888 I'm bored to death in here. 299 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,448 Don't use the doctor's phone. That's not right. 300 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,483 - What's the big deal? - They don't like it. 301 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,358 Well, I just thought I'd give you a call, 302 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,660 See what's up, how you're doing. What are you reading? 303 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:02,132 - "Men's Fest... Fitness." - "Men's Fitness"? 304 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:05,967 Yeah, about America's fattest cities. 305 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,132 Oh, you know what? There's the doctor. 306 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,572 All right, I'll talk to you later. 307 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:12,441 I will, uh, I'll talk to you later. 308 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,042 That was Jeff. 309 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,074 You're not supposed to use that phone. 310 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,618 Sorry. It was a local call. 311 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,386 You're not supposed to use the phone. 312 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,087 It doesn't matter whether it was a local or a long distance call. 313 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:32,029 We just don't want people using that phone, okay? 314 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:35,761 - What's the big deal, if I may ask? - It's no big deal. 315 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,496 What's the problem? 316 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:42,269 There is no problem. We just don't want people using that phone. 317 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,175 I don't understand why not, though. 318 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,768 Why couldn't I use it? 319 00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:49,508 Well, you could use it. You obviously did. 320 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:51,209 We don't want you to use it, though. 321 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,480 With all due respect, I don't understand the rule. 322 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,419 I don't see what the big deal is. 323 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,183 The history of how we arrived at that 324 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,918 Is so complex that I won't even bore you with it. 325 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,587 Just let it be said that we don't allow anyone 326 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,062 To use the phones in the examination rooms. 327 00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,224 I just don't see how it's hurting anybody. 328 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,257 It's not hurting anybody. 329 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,202 We just have a rule. You don't use the doctor's phone. 330 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,228 I just don't understand what the reason is. 331 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,366 You're saying not to use it, but what's the reason? 332 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,740 I don't understand why you have to know the reason. 333 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:21,075 I'm just trying to understand why you decided that. 334 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,104 It seems very capricious to me. 335 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,877 You know, it's hard to make a rule 336 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,942 that takes in all the contingencies. 337 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,250 So we just have a rule. Don't use the phone. 338 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,188 - Okay. - Okay? 339 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,885 - Understood. - All right. Glad you understand it. 340 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,917 So what happened to you? Let's have a look. 341 00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,952 I got hit by a door. 342 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,830 Wow. Sit down, will you? 343 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,697 Mel Brooks is coming out of a bathroom 344 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,760 And he... a swinging door hit me. 345 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:47,328 - Yeah, Mel Brooks, huh? - Yeah. 346 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,933 - Is it the Mel Brooks? The funny guy? - Uh-huh. 347 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:52,375 I like Mel Brooks. I'm a big fan. Lay down, will you? 348 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,879 - Yeah, he's great. - Put your head on the pillow. 349 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,006 I have tickets for his play "The Producers." 350 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,448 - Oh really? - Yeah. 351 00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,883 - I hear it's great. - So do I. 352 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:03,251 Boy this is a... kind of a nasty cut. 353 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:05,688 All right, I think all we have to do here is clean this up 354 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,658 and put in a few stitches. 355 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,853 - Oh really? - Hmm-mm. 356 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,122 Oh, okay. 357 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,392 Again I'm sorry about the... the phone stuff. 358 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:15,400 Oh, it's okay. Don't worry about it. 359 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:18,767 Just... if you're ever in a doctor's office again, don't use the phone. 360 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,466 Yeah, it just seems like an odd policy to me, though. 361 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:25,238 It's a rule that is universal in examination rooms. 362 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:28,678 - You don't use the phone. - The rule doesn't make any sense. 363 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,182 - It makes sense to us. - Okay, fine. 364 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,343 We don't have many rules here. That's one of them. 365 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,876 It seems odd, though, that if you're making a local call 366 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:38,321 that anybody would care, but whatever. 367 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,985 It's not the expense of the call we're concerned about. 368 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,994 I don't know if you've ever had stitches before, 369 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:45,462 but there is a slight bit of pain involved. 370 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,727 Nothing more, I would say, than a little prick. 371 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,166 Yeah, there's definitely a prick involved. 372 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,931 Uh, yes, there is a prick involved. 373 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,961 Yeah, there's one prick involved. 374 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,099 Yeah, I'd say there is one prick involved. 375 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,974 I agree. I'm not a doctor, but I agree there is one prick. 376 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,000 Yep. 377 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,505 And the more I look at this, I think this is pretty minor. 378 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,284 What the hell? 379 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,728 You drooled on me! 380 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:32,772 So have you thought about anybody for the 10th anniversary present? 381 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,709 I have been thinking about it. 382 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:37,772 And? 383 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,949 You know, I got three months. 384 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,353 I'm gonna take my time 385 00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,880 and wait... wait for the right one. 386 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:49,359 And you, my fat friend, will be the first to know. 387 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,191 All right, good. I should be. 388 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,027 My big fat friend. 389 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:58,061 Hmm, fatso... Yeah, fatso. 390 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,701 Oh, hey. 391 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,767 Did you get your wallet? 392 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:10,544 - Yeah. How did you know about that? - I found it. 393 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,642 - Wait. You're the guy from the car. - Yeah. 394 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:17,211 Joanne gave it to me in Mel Brooks's office. 395 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,156 Yeah right, right. I gave it to her. 396 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,819 That's not what she said. 397 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:25,261 - Wait. She said she found that wallet? - Yes. 398 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,094 That's an exact quote, "I found this"? 399 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:30,329 She said she found the wallet, gave it to me and I gave her 100 bucks. 400 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:33,395 Seriously, you should worry a little bit less about the wallet 401 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:37,204 And maybe maintain a little focus on your driving skills, buddy. 402 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,435 Hello. 403 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,310 Jeff Greene, Larry David to see Mel. 404 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,248 - Okay. - Okay. 405 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,879 You know, I ran into the guy in the wheelchair downstairs. 406 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,585 Your friend, Dennis. 407 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,150 He told me that you said that you found the wallet, 408 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,220 and he gave you $100 reward? 409 00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,696 What's up with that? 410 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:02,029 - How dare you come in here... - How dare I? 411 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,535 ...and accuse me... - Hey, what's going on? 412 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,731 This is the guy that I told you about. 413 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:09,070 Oh, you got a problem with our lifestyle? 414 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,007 - That we want to adopt a baby? - Not at all. 415 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,170 Yeah. You need a good fuckin' ass kicking. 416 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,806 That's what you need! You want to name our baby Tang?! 417 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:18,475 You think it's good to name a kid after a breakfast drink?! 418 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,611 We don't think that's a good name! Do you understand that? 419 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:24,349 - I understand. - Damn fucking right! 420 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,914 You apologize to her. You apologize now! 421 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,393 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 422 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:30,725 What are you doing here anyway? 423 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,525 I got a meeting with Mel Brooks. 424 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:40,698 - Well, you're here. You came. - Yes. 425 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,674 And I guess you're wondering 426 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,802 why I called you. 427 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:47,869 Kind of, yeah. 428 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,575 Do you remember the other night 429 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:54,143 I sang at the karaoke club and then you got up? 430 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:58,452 - Yeah, he was great. - The audience went pretty wild for me 431 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:01,823 and then you sang "Swanee" 432 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,452 and they went crazy. 433 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:07,761 And when you sang, I was absolutely floored. 434 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:10,165 I mean, l... you think l... 435 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,636 - Really? - No no, I couldn't get over it. 436 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:16,368 And bang bang, 437 00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:17,739 something went off in me. 438 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,971 In a couple of months, 439 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,378 the guy playing Max Bialystock 440 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,712 will be going out on the road, 441 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,550 leaving an empty slot called Max Bialystock, 442 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:31,715 the leading character in "The Producers." 443 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:34,385 I want you, Larry David, 444 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:37,725 to be the next Max Bialystock on Broadway. 445 00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:42,558 I would like you to play the lead in "The Producers." 446 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:48,669 When this thing goes off, I'm never wrong... the guy has to be... 447 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:52,199 l... l... I don't, I mean, I'm... 448 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:55,008 I don't know what to say, I'm... 449 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,572 - Were you great? - Well, Mel, I mean, you know... 450 00:21:57,616 --> 00:22:00,176 - He was great. - ...a Broadway show... I've never... 451 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:02,584 I'm not, like a theater actor. 452 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,748 When we made the movie of "The Producers," 453 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:08,624 The guy that played Carmen Ghia was this incredible, talented greek actor. 454 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,652 His name is Andreas, Andreas Voutsinas. 455 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,892 And Andreas used to say to me... 456 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,365 "Or you got it or you ain't." 457 00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,098 I said, "Andreas, you can't start a sentence with 'or."' 458 00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:23,505 He said, "Never mind. Or you got it, or you ain't." 459 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,100 You got it, Larry. 460 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:27,543 - You got it, Larry. - You got it, mister. 461 00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:30,241 Mr. Brooks is right, my friend, you got it. 462 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:33,877 Oh, by the way, Ben Stiller will be taking over at the same time. 463 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,820 So it will be Larry David and Ben Stiller. 464 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,823 I got a great idea. 465 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,620 Go to the show tonight. See the show. 466 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,253 Let it get into your pores, let it get into your system. 467 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,786 I'm telling you I'm never wrong. I am never wrong. 468 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,391 I know it sounds crazy to you. I know it sounds insane. 469 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:51,493 - It doesn't sound crazy to me. - You were born to do it. 470 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:54,004 - It sounds like a joke. - No joke here. 471 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,167 It's like Allen Funt or Jamie Kennedy's gonna come walking through the door. 472 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,938 You were born to do it. 473 00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:01,036 Just see the show tonight, see what happens. 474 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:03,673 See what happens and then let this all come back to you. 475 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,081 Okay? 476 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:09,019 - You're gonna do it. It's gonna happen. - He's going to do it. 477 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:12,148 Okay, Jeff, tell him in the elevator. Tell him how great he is. 478 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,454 - Gentlemen, a pleasure. - Take care. 479 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:16,984 I did all the plays in high school. I swear to God. 480 00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:19,292 They gave me the lead, every one. 481 00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:21,663 Are your M4 and M5? Are those your house seats? 482 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:25,329 They'll be there. Pick 'em up at the box office. 483 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:28,339 - Larry David, yeah. - Thank you. 484 00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:32,207 Giant fuckin' mistake if I say so right to your face. 485 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,212 - Okay, Zero Mostel... - Yeah, I know. 486 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,510 I know what you're gonna say. 487 00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:40,382 Nathan Lane, Jason Alexander and Larry David? 488 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,853 - Come on, Mel. - Trust me. 489 00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:46,085 When I know, I know. And this time, I know. 490 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,240 Thank you very much. 491 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,404 All right. What's wrong? 492 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,438 Aw, this thing's killing me. 493 00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:12,814 You know, I'm gonna take a painkiller, I think. 494 00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:14,580 - I don't think you should do that. - Why? 495 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,179 - Don't they make you tired? - So what? 496 00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:18,849 It's killing me. It really hurts. 497 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:20,517 How are you gonna take it without water? 498 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:23,119 - I don't know. Pop it in. - Maybe you should wait. 499 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:30,196 Okay okay. Okay, Larry. 500 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:34,364 - Did you get it? - Yeah, I got it. 501 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,101 Ben Stiller? 502 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:39,235 - Yeah, I think that is. - Hey. 503 00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:42,139 Hi. 504 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:45,741 - Hey, how are you doing? - Good to see you. 505 00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:47,911 - Nice to see you. - We met that one time at the... 506 00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:49,511 - Hi. - Hi, Ben. 507 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:52,352 - Oh good, thank you. - Nice to see you. 508 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:55,120 - You okay? - Yeah, what happened? 509 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,288 Mel Brooks hit me with a bathroom door. 510 00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,854 Cut my head. 511 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:01,798 - I know, it sounds like a joke. - Really? 512 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,267 What, were you talking to him? 513 00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:05,735 I met him today. 514 00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:07,294 Oh, you met him today? 515 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,432 So he told me you're doing the show. 516 00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:11,339 I am, yeah. I'm doing the show. 517 00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:13,173 So you were talking to him about maybe... 518 00:25:13,211 --> 00:25:14,906 - He... - Yeah... 519 00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:19,110 He offered me the Max Bialystock. 520 00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:21,812 Yeah, I know. 521 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,718 - It was a little shocking to me too. - What?! 522 00:25:23,755 --> 00:25:25,518 You mean, he actually offered... 523 00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:26,922 - Yeah. - Really? 524 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:30,155 Offered him the... I know. 525 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,162 - That is... - Crazy! 526 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,096 Are you guys just going cra... 527 00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:36,225 Because it took him a long time to make this decision. 528 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:39,795 - Well, yeah, we... - Can I ask you something. You act? 529 00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:43,167 - I know you're... - No, I don't. 530 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,869 Yeah, and you sing? 531 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:47,037 I don't do anything, really. 532 00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:48,773 They'll have to teach me. 533 00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:51,646 - Right, right. - He saw me in a karaoke bar. 534 00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:53,651 - Wow. - You're fucking with me, right? 535 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:55,653 No, it's true, but I'm still thinking about it. 536 00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:58,417 - I haven't made up my mind. - You should think about it. 537 00:25:58,456 --> 00:26:01,289 Honey, actually I see Brian and Lee. We should go say hi. 538 00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:02,953 - Bless you. - Gesundheit. 539 00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:05,019 Good to see you. See you later. 540 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,725 - Well, whatever happens happens. - Good to see you. 541 00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:11,759 Lar, good luck. This is a big decision. Take care. 542 00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:13,771 I'll watch it tonight and think about it. 543 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:17,036 - Good luck. Whatever happens, it'll... - Ben, so good to see you. 544 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:19,009 And we'll talk about apartments if you need to. 545 00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:21,672 - I'm sure we'll all gonna be seeing... - I know. 546 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,340 - I'll check it out. - Yeah. 547 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,645 - Okay. - Okay, bye. 548 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,882 - What is wrong with you? - What are you talking about? 549 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:34,915 Why didn't you shake his hand? He put his hand out for you. 550 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,825 He sneezed all over his hand. 551 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:39,261 - But he just sneezed on it. - How rude is that? 552 00:26:39,297 --> 00:26:41,595 He didn't notice anything. 553 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:44,568 - He put his hand out to shake. - Oh, please. 554 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,969 Of course he noticed that. Everyone noticed that. 555 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:50,202 I'm not going to shake his hand. It's got snot all over it, come on. 556 00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:52,232 Partners, Leo, all the way. 557 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:55,337 And nothing or no one will ever come between us. 558 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,644 Nothing or no one, Max. 559 00:26:57,682 --> 00:27:00,014 - Come in. - Come in. 560 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:08,625 I'm back down from the pills. 561 00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:14,222 Oh, about our 10th anniversary present... 562 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:16,028 - Okay. ...it's... 563 00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:19,127 - It's fine if you want out of it. - No. 564 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:20,865 Believe me, I will not think any less of you. 565 00:27:20,905 --> 00:27:24,068 No, I don't want to get out of it. A deal's a deal. 566 00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:26,942 I just want to tell you that there's a few ground rules 567 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:30,038 that we need to talk about, okay? 568 00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:32,572 Okay, rule number one is, 569 00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:35,051 it's a one time only. 570 00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:37,054 Okay, one time only. 571 00:27:37,088 --> 00:27:39,283 And there's a deadline. 572 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:42,623 It's our anniversary at midnight, then it's over. 573 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,652 Yeah, kind of like Cinderella. 574 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:47,354 - And by the way... - Yeah? 575 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:50,562 - If I do this show on Broadway? - yeah. 576 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:53,298 My opening night is the same night as our anniversary. 577 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:56,466 Really? That would be fun. 578 00:27:56,508 --> 00:28:01,741 ♪ When you got it, flaunt it ♪ 579 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:06,342 ♪ Show your assets, let them know you're proud... ♪ 580 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:08,909 What do you think? You think you want to do the show? 581 00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:11,353 ♪... Stick your chest out, shake your tush ♪ 582 00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:13,118 ♪ When you go in... ♪ 583 00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:14,716 You know, maybe I will. 584 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,520 Maybe I will. 585 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,038 ♪... When you got it... ♪