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[Tiffany] Previously on
Chucky...
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I want to be Jennifer Tilly.
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I want to be a star.
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Sometimes I feel like a boy.
Sometimes I feel like a girl.
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[ominous music]
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Good morning, sweet face!
Rise and shine!
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You kept me prisoner
in this house for a year.
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Ms. Tilly, have you ever
heard of Nica Pierce?
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Nica Pierce is here,
but she's innocent, I swear.
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[shouts]
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[panting]
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Glen, Glenda!
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[caller] Chucky, we're trying to get
everything on your rider.
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This thing is like 12 pages long...
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Listen to me, God damn it.
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I told you a hundred times
I want fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies
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with macadamia nuts
in my dressing room,
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not walnuts, you moron!
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- [audience laughing]
- Walnuts give me hives.
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Well, then should I take them
out of your...
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I don't give a shit
what you do with them!
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You could shove those cookies
straight up your...
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Chucky, we're live.
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Oh. [chuckles]
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- Hello.
- [audience laughing]
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- Nice to see you again.
- [applause]
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I hope you're enjoying
the new season of my hit show.
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Now, Belle,
you know viewers are very curious
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about your role on the show
this season.
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Care to spill any details?
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- [audience member] Yeah, tell us!
- [audience member 2] Let's hear it, Belle!
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[audience laughing]
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Anyway,
tonight, you're in for a treat,
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a very special episode
of Chucky,
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where we delve
into family secrets,
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Hollywood sleaze,
and the violent, depraved acts
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of which the human species
is capable...
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all in the name of love.
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[laughs]
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[dramatic orchestral music]
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Glen, Glenda,
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it's so nice
to see your sweet faces.
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[Glenda]
Yeah, nice to see you too, Mom.
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What are you doing on the floor?
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And what the hell is that?
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Mom, is that blood?
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No!
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It's corn syrup. [laughs]
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You know,
my team is always after me
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to get more violence
on my social media.
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Come to Mama.
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- Aw, Glenda, happy birthday.
- Thank you.
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Happy birthday, sweet face.
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What... oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
where are you going?
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I was just gonna
hang up my coat.
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Oh, that's not necessary.
It's your special day.
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Why don't you two
take a load off?
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[tense music]
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[giggles]
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So tell me everything.
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Are you two dating anyone?
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Yeah, a guy named Paul.
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Oh, how nice.
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And Glen, how about you?
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We're both dating Paul.
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[laughs]
That sounds complicated.
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What about you, Mom?
Are you seeing anybody these days?
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No, no, no, no, no,
not seeing anyone.
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I'm too busy. [laughs]
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So how's school?
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Great. Great.
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We're making friends.
We're getting straight A's.
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- We're great.
- That's wonderful.
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I've been worried.
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That makes three of us.
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You two are so wrapped up
in each other,
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sometimes you forget
other people even exist.
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Me, for example.
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Mom, haven't you ever thought about
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maybe it's not so fun for us
over here lately?
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I mean, you haven't
left this house in over a year.
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There's a 5-inch layer of dust
over everything
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and your drinking has gotten
out of control.
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Glen, what in the hell
has gotten into you?
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Sorry.
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Actually, we've been talking to Stan.
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- Who?
- Your accountant.
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He says you're running out of money.
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Are you?
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I'm doing fine,
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just like you two kids.
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Mom,
who the hell is Nica Pierce?
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[dramatic music]
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What?
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[playful spooky music]
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[playful dramatic music]
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Yes, I did know Nica.
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I met her at one of those charity events
I go to.
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She was a very sad woman
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and very unhealthy mentally.
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She was sort of a little bit
obsessed with me.
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But I hardly knew her.
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That's why I had a new
security system installed
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just in case.
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Oops, secure. [giggles]
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You installed
a whole new security system
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because you were worried that some woman
you "barely knew" was coming to get you?
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How many times have I told you
the cautionary tale of Judy Foster?
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- It's Jodie Foster, Mom.
- Glen, where are you going?
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You haven't finished your meatballs.
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Phone's dead.
I need to charge it.
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- Mom.
- Hmm?
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There's something else
that I've been meaning to talk to you...
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Oh, shit,
don't tell me you're pregnant.
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Jesus, Mom.
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I'm not ready to be a grandmother.
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Please, stop making everything
about you.
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Oh, okay, um, sorry.
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Tell me.
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When I was little,
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like really little,
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did I ever hurt someone?
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Hurt? Well, what do you mean?
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Um...
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I've been having this dream.
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I guess it's more like
a nightmare.
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And there's a woman...
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and she's blonde,
and she's screaming
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because she's on fire.
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[screaming]
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And it just feels like
I'm the one who did it.
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And there's another voice
that's a man,
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and he's nice.
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He's... he's encouraging me.
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And he called me shit-face.
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Well, you and Glen
have always had vibrant imaginations.
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You're sure nothing happened?
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I mean,
there must have been something,
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I mean, some sort of trauma.
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Because, I mean, Glen and I,
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we've never felt whole.
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All we want to know is why.
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I just want you two to be happy.
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Oh, what is taking Glen
so long?
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[suspenseful music]
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[whimpering]
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[latch rattling]
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[gasps]
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- Find your charger?
- Yes. Yes.
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Glen, this is... this... this is Jeeves.
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I hired a little extra help for tonight,
for your birthday.
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He was supposed to be here
an hour ago.
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I told you,
my improv class went late.
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You're a butler?
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[chuckling]
Yeah! I mean, tonight I am.
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Well, have at it, Jeeves.
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- Oh, yeah. Nice to meet you, sweetie.
- Mm.
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[inhales deeply]
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Why do you keep that door locked?
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Honey, all my shoes
are in there.
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I don't want you stealing
my Manolo Blahniks again.
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You're too young
to be so suspicious.
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Not everything has
to be an unpleasant surprise.
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[guests] Surprise!
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What the hell is this?
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We wanted a surprise party,
so we threw one ourselves.
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That doesn't make
any sense.
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We figured you wouldn't want
to have people over,
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given your Norma Desmond vibes
as of late,
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but isn't it nice
to see everybody?
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I mean, Auntie Gina,
Uncle Pants, Mrs. Stracke.
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I wasn't expecting this.
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[blows]
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Party pooper.
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That's me. I'm a party pooper.
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Yes, honey, why don't you
take that in the kitchen?
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You too, Glenda.
Thank you, thank you.
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You haven't been avoiding me
just over that silly poker debt.
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I don't owe you any money.
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No, Sutton, I paid you back.
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Jen, what is going on?
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- Really, are you okay?
- Nothing is going on.
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- I've been busy.
- Doing what?
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Come on, kid.
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You're amongst friends.
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Now, if you've been holed up here
waiting for a face lift to settle or...
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- Face lift?
- Whatever...
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- Joey, what is wrong with you?
- Let me finish.
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- You come over here to insult me?
- I'm just saying... I'm just saying...
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all I'm saying is,
time and money well spent.
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Shut up, Joey.
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Too busy to call?
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Jen, we have been worried about you.
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What is this,
a party or an intervention?
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If the muumuu fits.
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Well, I wasn't expecting guests,
Ms. Fashionista.
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For a year, you, Ms. Party Girl,
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were not expecting guests
for an entire year?
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Sorry, Jen, I don't buy it.
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Just tell us what's going on.
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[doorbell chimes]
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Who the hell is that now?
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[dramatic music]
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Hello, Jen.
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Don't you have a hug
for your long-lost little sister?
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Oh, my God.
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[playful dramatic music]
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[dog barking]
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[guests laughing]
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[flowing piano music]
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And just enough left for me.
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- Champagne?
- We'd love some.
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We'd love some too.
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- Oh, what, all of you?
- Yes, thank you.
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Huh.
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[Jen's sister]
I would like to propose a toast.
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[Glenda]
What are we drinking to?
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Sir,
what are you staring at?
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Don't worry. We're used to it.
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We're used to it too.
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[sighs]
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To family.
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- To family.
- To family.
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Aunt Meg,
it's great to finally meet you.
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- I mean, we're huge fans.
- Aw.
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We want to get into
show business too.
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You know, Mom always said
you were the older one.
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- Is that true?
- Oh.
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[laughs] No.
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That's Jen.
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You know, plus,
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I think everyone
always assumed I was older
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because I got famous
way before she did.
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You know, of course,
I did receive my Oscar nomination
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ten years before she did so...
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[laughs and sighs]
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Ah, so where is she anyway?
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[dramatic piano music]
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I'm ready to party!
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Ta-da!
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- [Sutton] Oh, Jen, you look stunning.
- Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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You're supposed to be downstairs.
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- I was improvising.
- Well, don't.
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- And I was good.
- Shh.
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I know
I've been a bit of a recluse this year,
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as I'm increasingly
valuing my solitude.
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I seem to be entering my Garbo era.
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But it is nice
seeing all your sweet faces.
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To my babies.
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Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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[all] Happy birthday.
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[all laughing]
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- Um, Glen, how is that...
- Isn't that your Oscar dress?
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No,
but thanks for reminding me
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when I lost to that bitch,
Dianne West.
258
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,678
Oh, it's Wiest. [chuckles]
259
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,179
[scoffs] Whatever.
260
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,723
So,
261
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,142
- Meg, um...
- Yeah?
262
00:13:29,018 --> 00:13:30,894
What have you been up to?
263
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,813
Oh, right, seriously, Jen,
264
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,983
you've been dodging me
for 24 years
265
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,902
because, clearly,
I did something to offend you
266
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:42,489
- and, Jen, I missed you...
- Well, now I forgive you.
267
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,616
For what?
That's what I want to know.
268
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:48,287
Let's not rehash the past.
Bygones be bygones.
269
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,371
No, no.
270
00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:52,333
You know, ever since you did
that stupid "Chucky" movie,
271
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:54,585
it's like... that's
when you stop talking to me.
272
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,563
- It's not stupid.
- That's when everything changed.
273
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,756
The "Chucky" movie
was a big hit.
274
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:02,676
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just...
275
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:03,761
[clears throat]
276
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,346
[piano playing softly]
277
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,389
Holy shit, I got it.
278
00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:09,266
You're Ralphie from The Sopranos.
279
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:12,603
That is a character I played once.
280
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,146
Are you a fan?
281
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,439
Of you? No, hell no.
282
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,775
No, I cheered when Tony
destroyed your guido ass.
283
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,943
- Uh-huh.
- Your head in that bag?
284
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,862
Mwah, chef's kiss.
285
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,697
- You know, come.
- Yeah?
286
00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:26,408
Guido is now a slur.
287
00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:29,953
And as a fellow American
of Italian descent,
288
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,290
I'd ask you to go a little easy
on the stereotyping.
289
00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:36,085
Not all of us are gangsters.
290
00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:38,545
Some of us are just actors.
291
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,298
Okay, Ralphie. [laughs]
292
00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:42,716
[dissonant chord]
293
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,677
See, it's Joe.
294
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,638
Joe.
295
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,224
I can see
you're still a little confused.
296
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:54,228
Are you telling me that
there's not one single actual goodfellow
297
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,105
in your entire dago family?
298
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,482
No, no,
not that I can think of, no.
299
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,685
Well, I thought you was one
of those methadone actors.
300
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,735
No, you see,
301
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:06,115
it's not my ethnicity I draw from.
302
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:11,120
It's my natural rage at morons
like you.
303
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:12,871
[Gina] Hear, hear. [chuckles]
304
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,123
What about you, Gi-na?
305
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:16,792
Oh, please do not call me that.
306
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:17,876
Okay, fair enough.
307
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,671
But are you a method actor,
you know, for like...
308
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,340
like a threesome scene,
like, girl-on-girl shit?
309
00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:24,591
Oh, my God.
310
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:26,510
Joey, I can't believe I'm gonna say this,
311
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,346
but for once,
we actually agree on something.
312
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:32,015
- [chuckles]
- This guy's an absolute moron.
313
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,936
- [chuckles]
- It's going to be a bumpy night.
314
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:37,837
Jeeves, may I speak to you, please?
315
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,773
Yeah, yeah, one second,
give me one second.
316
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:42,693
Don't think I forgot about you.
I recognize you too.
317
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,028
Um, yeah,
I'm on a reality show.
318
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,739
It wasn't a reality show,
it was hardcore reality.
319
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,950
Laguna Beach, last summer?
320
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,744
I beg your pardon, sir.
321
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,706
No, I swear, if I knew you were famous,
I would have called you back.
322
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,791
[playful spooky music]
323
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,921
[indistinct chatter]
324
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:12,055
Just make sure
you stay out of Russia.
325
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,058
- Why?
- They wouldn't understand you.
326
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,435
Who does? [laughs]
327
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,188
[chuckling]
328
00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:23,775
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
329
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,402
I just gotta ask because I don't know.
330
00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:27,613
What the hell are you two
supposed to be anyway?
331
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,156
I beg your pardon.
332
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,992
No, you look like a boy.
He looks like a girl.
333
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,619
Glen and I are both nonbinary.
334
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,038
That's kind of the point.
We go by they/them.
335
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,873
Yeah, but they/them
have always been plural.
336
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:38,957
Strunk and White,
337
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,161
the Holy Bible of the English language,
dictates that.
338
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,338
Why don't you drag yourself
into the 21st century, ass wad?
339
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,757
Language evolves, taint breath.
340
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,218
Besides, Strunk and White
have been dead for years.
341
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:52,221
Please show my niblings
the simple respect they deserve.
342
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,555
- Hear, hear.
- Your niblings?
343
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:56,058
Yeah, other acceptable,
gender-neutral terms
344
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,435
for niece and nephew are niephling,
chibling, and sibkid.
345
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:00,729
Oh, my God, you are so cute.
I love you.
346
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,316
Yeah, it's very cute and stupid
because those aren't words!
347
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,485
The hell is wrong
with you people?
348
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:12,574
Jeeves, will you please
come with me right now!
349
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,660
But of course.
350
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,320
- I told you!
- Why are you yelling in front of everyone?
351
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:23,585
What did I tell you about being down...
so what... where... Jeeves!
352
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:24,711
Jeeves!
353
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,255
What a dick.
354
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:30,884
I told you to guard this door, you moron,
355
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,886
not to insult my guests!
356
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,889
If I wasn't so desperate for help,
I'd kill you myself.
357
00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,516
Why don't you just
put up some cameras?
358
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:41,812
Because I have nosy teenagers,
and I can't take any chances.
359
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,564
Well, what are you
hiding in there anyway?
360
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,191
If you must know,
my girlfriend.
361
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,652
[whispering]
And my husband.
362
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,571
[sparse tense music]
363
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,365
Hooray for Hollywood.
364
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,455
What the hell?
365
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:03,458
[ticking]
366
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,257
Where the hell is everybody?
367
00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,050
[screams]
368
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,636
- [alarm chiming]
- Oh, my God.
369
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:17,306
Oh, my God!
370
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:21,852
[panting]
371
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,148
[softly] No.
372
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,859
Oh.
373
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,696
Oh.
374
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,991
[groans softly]
375
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,036
Oh, my God.
376
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,787
Nica?
377
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,213
[notification chimes]
378
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,591
[gasps softly]
379
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:54,426
[screams]
380
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,719
Jen-Jen,
what's going on?
381
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,804
Don't sneak up on me
like that.
382
00:18:57,888 --> 00:19:00,223
What are you
doing in here?
383
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,308
Just...
384
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:03,685
[shudders and groans]
385
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:05,479
[tense music]
386
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,562
Holy shit.
387
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,065
Jesus, what the...
388
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,149
Oh, my God!
389
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,485
- [banging]
- Let us out! We're stuck!
390
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:16,573
I think he's...
I think he's dead.
391
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:17,658
He's dead?
392
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,036
Mom, what happened?
393
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:22,996
Uh...
394
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,206
ha!
395
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:29,920
The first victim is the butler.
396
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,005
For Glen and Glenda.
397
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:35,300
You know how the twins
love a murder mystery.
398
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:39,012
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
this is a murder mystery party?
399
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,847
Exactly, Gina.
400
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,265
[laughing]
You know I love that.
401
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,185
That's why I hired
this Jeeves here.
402
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:49,856
[dramatically] But now he's murdered.
403
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,651
Not really,
he's just, you know, an actor.
404
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,152
[laughs]
405
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,363
That guy is no actor.
406
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,572
He's solid oak.
407
00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,991
- I can see his eyes moving from here.
- [laughs]
408
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,870
We are all going to solve this mystery.
409
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:08,208
I need to know who killed Jeeves
410
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:13,380
and who opened the bedroom door.
411
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,133
All of you are suspects,
412
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:20,262
each and every one of you.
413
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:27,102
And I am going to find out who did it.
414
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:31,064
All right,
so we have Sal De Marco.
415
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,484
Dude, I don't care what Joey says,
you are killing it as a dead guy.
416
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:39,948
It says Topanga Security,
so he's a security officer.
417
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,616
Our first clue.
418
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,953
No, no,
that doesn't mean anything.
419
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,998
The jury will please disregard.
420
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,666
Gina, give me that.
421
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:52,210
Oh! [sniffs]
422
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,004
Arsenic.
423
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,298
[gasps]
424
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,092
How do you know
what arsenic smells like?
425
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:02,804
And what is so important
about that room?
426
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,265
Yeah, it looks like Rapunzel's bedroom
or something.
427
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:08,143
It looks like Rapunzel
had a really bad tummy ache.
428
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,394
- [chuckles]
- Yuck.
429
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,354
Jennifer, who's your decorator?
430
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:16,985
I am going to be asking all the questions
from here on out.
431
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:21,865
Now I kindly request
that the assembled company
432
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,534
please retire to the drawing room.
433
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:25,786
What is that?
434
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,454
It's called the living room.
435
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,498
Okay, bye.
436
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,374
I'll join you later.
437
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,251
- [Gina] Good job, Jeeves.
- Mm-hmm.
438
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,836
Yes, bye.
439
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,755
[playful suspenseful music]
440
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,801
You too, Ms. Snoopy Pants.
441
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,719
Go on, get out of here.
442
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,346
[indistinct chatter]
443
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,437
Nica?
444
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,273
Nica,
445
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,027
where are you?
446
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,877
[suspenseful orchestral music]
447
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:21,007
The champagne was served
shortly after 8:00.
448
00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:26,596
The lights went out at 8:30.
That was the time of death.
449
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:32,727
So since all of you are still alive,
450
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:38,233
I'm deducing that sometime
between 8:00 and 8:30,
451
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:42,070
the killer put the poison
452
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,948
in the champagne bottle.
453
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,032
Mm.
454
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:49,202
[British accent] But we were
all in here together, guv'nor.
455
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:51,329
So any of us could have done it.
456
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,998
- Mm-hmm.
- Exactly.
457
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,125
- Sutton.
- Yes.
458
00:22:55,208 --> 00:23:00,171
How did you feel when Jeeves
told everybody he screwed you?
459
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:02,799
Angry enough to kill him?
460
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,926
Well, Gina hated him too.
461
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,137
[British accent]
Yeah, but I didn't bugger him.
462
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,806
Maybe both of you did it.
In cahoots, that would be fun.
463
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:12,183
[British accent] It weren't me, mate.
464
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:16,813
As I recall, the gentleman had the gall
465
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:19,482
to insult Italians,
466
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:24,195
which, Joey, will give you the motive
to kill him to defend your honor.
467
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,614
Gina, what are you doing?
468
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:27,425
- I'm trying to do that '80s...
- Well, no...
469
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,701
- You know, BBC sort of thing.
- Just stop.
470
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,745
I know, it's not...
listen, I didn't practice it.
471
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:32,996
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, wait.
472
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,457
Listen, you'll love this one.
Um...
473
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,211
[French accent] Don't blame me,
stranger, for your troubles.
474
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:42,172
I'm innocent.
475
00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:44,966
- Yeah? [chuckles]
- Okay, yeah,
476
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,802
- that was brilliant, that was brilliant.
- [Gina] Thank you.
477
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:50,138
Maybe you should lay off
the champagne a little bit.
478
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,681
Auntie Gina, what about this?
479
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:54,726
[British accent] Joey here
must have killed the poor sod
480
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,061
in self-defense.
481
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:59,314
Oh, that's so good. Bravo.
482
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:00,899
We're kind of anglophiles.
483
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:04,361
You know, maybe we need
some forensic accountants around here.
484
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,987
What, what, what?
Forensics, why?
485
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:08,573
Jen, this is Beverly Hills.
486
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:12,327
All crimes are almost always
about money.
487
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,204
Oh, I see.
488
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:17,415
You're just rehashing
your "Housewives" bit
489
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,917
from season 11.
490
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,460
It was not a bit.
491
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:23,088
Hey, hey, how about this?
492
00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,839
[suspenseful music]
493
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:27,884
[chuckles]
494
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:30,303
- "Basic Instinct."
- No one wants to see that, Joe.
495
00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:31,763
You didn't mind at Cannes.
496
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:35,058
All right,
all of you are behaving very strangely
497
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,978
and very suspiciously, so...
498
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,063
You're behaving
pretty peculiarly yourself.
499
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,231
[groans]
500
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:46,403
I'm the detective,
so I know I didn't do it.
501
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:50,281
But all of you
had multiple motives,
502
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:56,496
especially when the victim
refused to honor my kids' pronouns.
503
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:59,874
Who would commit murder
over pronouns?
504
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:03,670
Each and every one of you
505
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:08,383
because I know you all love Glen
and Glenda as much as I do,
506
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:12,804
and I love each and every one
of you for it.
507
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:14,472
Even you, Meg.
508
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:15,765
[chuckles softly]
509
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,475
What about them?
510
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:20,687
- Us?
- [laughing] Yeah.
511
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:21,810
[German accent]
True, true.
512
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:25,567
You two have as much motive
to kill that man as we do.
513
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,902
[laughs] That's ridiculous.
514
00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:33,324
I mean, if we killed
every small-minded idiot
515
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:36,536
that insulted us,
half the country would be dead by now.
516
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:38,747
[British accent]
And we wouldn't hurt a fly.
517
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,081
- [alarm chiming]
- [gasps]
518
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:42,292
Uh...
519
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:51,134
Um, if you'll excuse me
for a moment, a little...
520
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,802
a little emergency.
521
00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:54,846
I have to go put out some fires.
522
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:00,393
Nica?
523
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,772
Nica?
524
00:26:05,857 --> 00:26:07,901
[screams]
525
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:09,486
[gasps]
526
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:13,239
Oh, Gina, you just about
gave me a heart attack.
527
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,825
- [laughing]
- I wasn't expecting you.
528
00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:20,413
Jen, why the hell are you hanging out
with a Beverly Hills housewife?
529
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:24,709
Beverly Hills is just a state of mind.
530
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:28,213
Sutton is... she's odd but nice.
531
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:29,798
Jen, are you sleeping
with Sutton?
532
00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:32,092
[laughing] No, Sutton?
533
00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:33,593
- No. [laughs]
- Okay, well, I mean,
534
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:35,836
- you're sleeping with someone 'cause...
- No, I'm not.
535
00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:37,687
- You ghosted me. You could tell me.
- No, no.
536
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,432
No, Gina, Gina,
537
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:41,434
there's only you.
538
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:44,020
Only you.
539
00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:46,731
- Can I tell you a secret, Jen?
- Sure.
540
00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,441
Yes, I like secrets.
541
00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:49,943
Do you know when we first met?
542
00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:51,111
Yes, I remember that.
543
00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:53,279
- It was, yeah, a Saturday.
- Yes.
544
00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:55,532
- [laughing] It was a Saturday?
- Yes, and...
545
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,159
- Oh, you're so romantic.
- Oh, what are you doing?
546
00:26:58,243 --> 00:27:00,453
- So when we first met...
- Yes?
547
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:02,789
I kind of thought
you were boring.
548
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:04,916
What... what...
what are you doing?
549
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:07,627
- A little actress-y maybe.
- Um, yeah.
550
00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:09,647
- And then you did that "Chucky" movie.
- [gasps] Yes.
551
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:12,257
- And you kind of became a little detached.
- Oh, yeah.
552
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:14,008
A little distant,
553
00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:15,593
kind of irresistible.
554
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:16,886
Oh, yeah, I...
555
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,722
[gasps] I hear that a lot, yes.
556
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,224
- Jen.
- Uh-huh?
557
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,184
I think
we shouldn't hide anymore.
558
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:26,038
I think we should tell everyone
we're together. I'm sick of it.
559
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,439
Seriously, I know before
we were worried about work,
560
00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:31,276
but now it would actually help us
get jobs, to be honest.
561
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,819
Oh, um, um, Gi...
562
00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:34,863
Gina,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
563
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:37,699
Gina?
564
00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:39,284
Yes, Jen.
565
00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:41,035
Can I ask you a question?
566
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:42,704
Anything.
567
00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:44,914
Did you kill the butler?
568
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,125
What?
569
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,544
- The butler, did you kill him?
- [laughs]
570
00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:51,963
- I just want to know.
- Okay.
571
00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:53,339
Mm-hmm.
572
00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:55,300
[German accent] I could see baby...
573
00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:57,677
wants to play some more,
hmm?
574
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,055
Fraulein wants to role play.
575
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,932
- No, no, she doesn't.
- Sure.
576
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:04,726
I'd do anything for you.
577
00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:09,397
Why, in fact,
Mama has a surprise for you.
578
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,775
I brought you something
very special.
579
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:15,236
You wait here for me
while I go get it.
580
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,537
- Uh, yes, I'm not...
- You won't go anywhere?
581
00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:19,908
You're not going to be a bad,
little Liebchen, are you?
582
00:28:19,991 --> 00:28:22,671
- I'm not going to be...
- Because you would be punished if you are.
583
00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:26,372
A bad little Liebchen.
I'm just going to wait right here.
584
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,458
- Okay.
- Okay.
585
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:30,335
[vocalizing softly]
586
00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:31,711
Oh, you're...
587
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,591
Um, bye, Gina.
588
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,472
[floor creaks]
589
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,307
[tense music]
590
00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:52,941
Nica.
591
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:56,945
Nica, are you there?
592
00:28:57,445 --> 00:28:58,655
- [metal snaps]
- Ah!
593
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,323
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
594
00:29:01,282 --> 00:29:02,659
[Tiffany screams]
595
00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:05,662
Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey!
596
00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,622
It's not a good time.
597
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:09,624
No, Joey, I'm very, very busy.
598
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:10,875
What... you're...
599
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:11,960
- Gina.
- Uh, yeah?
600
00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:14,712
- I think she still wants to bang you.
- Yeah, probably.
601
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:17,590
But I'm totally down for it
if you let me watch.
602
00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:18,883
No, Joey, Joey.
603
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:22,011
I have a question for you.
604
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,516
Did you kill the butler?
605
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:27,892
- I'll tell you.
- Hmm?
606
00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:30,228
- If you blow me.
- Ah!
607
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,814
Not now, Joey. I'm really, really busy.
608
00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:35,066
I'll catch you later.
609
00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:39,279
I swear I didn't kill him.
610
00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:41,447
He was dead
when I came down to get you.
611
00:29:42,532 --> 00:29:46,786
Do you believe me?
612
00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:48,037
Yeah.
613
00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:49,998
Everything was working.
614
00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:52,041
I mean, she's totally distracted
by the party,
615
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,751
and everybody's
fawning over her,
616
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:56,296
and she's pretty drunk,
like usual.
617
00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:58,548
She's got this new
security system,
618
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:01,509
and I can't just take you out
the back door like we planned.
619
00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:04,552
And until the power comes back on,
I can't even get you out of the basement
620
00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:05,972
because we need
the elevator.
621
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:08,099
Are you sure she doesn't
know about this room?
622
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:09,851
Yeah.
623
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:13,229
It's the only part of the house
her stupid app doesn't know about.
624
00:30:15,106 --> 00:30:16,649
She never knew
about this room.
625
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,736
Me and Glenda found it
when we were nine.
626
00:30:21,571 --> 00:30:22,822
Glen.
627
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,826
I cannot go back.
628
00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:33,833
Nica, I promise you're
leaving this house tonight.
629
00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:37,920
Sorry.
630
00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:43,259
[dramatic orchestral music]
631
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:47,764
This is my big courtroom scene.
632
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:50,933
Jim Carrey
said I was the best actress
633
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,935
he ever worked with,
634
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:56,189
even better than Nicole Kidman.
635
00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:59,025
Yeah, he said "Jennifer Tilly,
636
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:02,195
you should have another...
637
00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:04,238
another..."
638
00:31:08,743 --> 00:31:09,994
[chuckling]
And she's out.
639
00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:12,372
Ridiculous.
640
00:31:12,955 --> 00:31:14,082
[whispering] Glenda.
641
00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,626
I want to see what she's hiding
in that room.
642
00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:18,169
[suspenseful music]
643
00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:19,962
[British accent] Skullduggery!
644
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,798
I didn't think you had it in you.
645
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:26,552
- [Glen] Can't get in?
- [scoffs] As if.
646
00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:36,771
Where'd you get those?
647
00:31:36,854 --> 00:31:38,356
Auntie Gina
gave them to me.
648
00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:40,733
[latch clicks]
649
00:31:42,485 --> 00:31:43,945
Oh, wait.
650
00:31:50,535 --> 00:31:52,078
We have no idea
what's in there.
651
00:31:56,249 --> 00:31:58,418
[ominous music]
652
00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:03,172
I think we should
get out of here.
653
00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:05,007
[muffled shouting]
654
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,175
Grow a pair.
655
00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:08,177
[muffled sobbing]
656
00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:10,847
Okay, okay, okay.
657
00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:15,059
Oh, God!
Oh, God, you've gotta help me!
658
00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:17,103
- Are you Glen?
- No, I'm Glenda.
659
00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:19,522
How do you know who we are?
660
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,358
Your mother is a psychotic murderer
who thinks she's in love with me,
661
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,776
and she chopped off all my limbs,
662
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:25,903
and she's kept me trapped in here
for a year.
663
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,488
- Mom's a murderer?
- Mom's a lesbian?
664
00:32:27,572 --> 00:32:29,240
She's not who you think she is.
665
00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:30,616
We have to get you out of here.
666
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,220
- Wait, what if she's lying?
- Glenda, who would lie about this?
667
00:32:33,244 --> 00:32:35,329
- You're so naive.
- And you're impulsive.
668
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:37,498
- I'm getting the wheelchair.
- Wait!
669
00:32:37,582 --> 00:32:39,959
You can't just wheel me
out of here, okay?
670
00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:42,795
I'm wanted in five states,
and I'm not going back to the asylum.
671
00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:44,213
What'd you do?
672
00:32:45,256 --> 00:32:46,424
I was framed.
673
00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:49,385
Sure.
674
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:50,470
Look,
675
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:54,474
I have no home and no family.
676
00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:59,020
But before I can just waltz on
out of here,
677
00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:02,607
I need a safe place to go,
or your mother is gonna hunt me down.
678
00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:04,859
[Tiffany] Yoo-hoo, sweet faces!
679
00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:06,444
[whimpers]
Get out of this room, okay?
680
00:33:06,527 --> 00:33:08,905
Gag me and get out of here.
Don't tell her you found me.
681
00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:10,740
I have a plan if you help me.
682
00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:12,158
Of course we'll help you.
683
00:33:12,742 --> 00:33:13,993
I'll distract Mom.
684
00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:26,797
[whimpering softly]
685
00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:39,268
Oops.
686
00:33:40,061 --> 00:33:41,062
Forgot this.
687
00:33:41,145 --> 00:33:42,146
[gasps] Ow.
688
00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:43,606
[tense music]
689
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:50,071
What the hell
is wrong with you?
690
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,122
[moans]
691
00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:02,250
[suspenseful music]
692
00:34:08,673 --> 00:34:10,841
[laughing]
693
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,805
[in Chucky voice] Glenda.
694
00:34:17,765 --> 00:34:20,977
You're even more beautiful
than I imagined.
695
00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:23,813
Thanks,
but what's it to you?
696
00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:27,358
Because I'm your dad.
697
00:34:27,984 --> 00:34:29,569
[chuckles softly]
698
00:34:32,363 --> 00:34:33,698
Chucky!
699
00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:38,828
I got trapped in this body,
and your mom's holding me hostage.
700
00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:40,121
[gasps softly]
701
00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:42,248
What do you know
about my dad?
702
00:34:42,331 --> 00:34:43,874
Did you do something
to him?
703
00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:46,919
Glenda, it's me. [chuckles]
704
00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:49,880
My dad bailed on us.
705
00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:52,091
Do you know what it does to a kid
706
00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:54,719
when a parent decides
they're not worth staying for?
707
00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:58,139
It leaves a big, empty hole
in your chest right here.
708
00:34:58,723 --> 00:34:59,849
That's what it does.
709
00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:02,643
You got a hole in your chest?
710
00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:04,687
Let me see.
711
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,315
It's a fucking metaphor.
712
00:35:07,398 --> 00:35:09,275
[laughs]
713
00:35:11,861 --> 00:35:14,071
[inhales deeply]
That's right.
714
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:15,823
Give your dad hell, kid.
715
00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:19,952
But listen,
I didn't bail on the family.
716
00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:21,746
I wanted to stay,
717
00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:24,498
but your mom drove me away
and lied to you about it.
718
00:35:24,582 --> 00:35:25,708
This is all bullshit.
719
00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:28,711
Deep down,
you know it's true.
720
00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:32,006
So when you're ready
to get revenge on your mom
721
00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:34,050
for keeping us apart, come back.
722
00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:36,552
I got a plan, shit-face.
723
00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:38,888
[tense music]
724
00:35:43,017 --> 00:35:44,185
What did you just call me?
725
00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:46,312
Shit-face.
726
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:49,315
I always meant it affectionately.
727
00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:53,069
[laughing]
728
00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:00,576
Hello, Billy.
729
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,745
It's Billy the bear.
730
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:03,829
Hello, Billy.
731
00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:06,457
Ah.
732
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:07,625
Ah.
733
00:36:10,336 --> 00:36:11,671
What? What is it?
734
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:16,050
My pinky itches.
735
00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:18,260
[soft tense music]
736
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:19,470
Huh.
737
00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:24,016
Sometimes it's like
I can still feel things,
738
00:36:25,768 --> 00:36:28,979
like my brain hasn't caught up
to my body or something.
739
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,609
Sometimes I feel like that too.
740
00:36:35,152 --> 00:36:36,654
Like something's missing.
741
00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:39,532
Inside.
742
00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:45,246
You're a good kid, Glen.
743
00:36:47,331 --> 00:36:49,583
You're definitely
not like your parents.
744
00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:53,921
Do you know my dad too?
745
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:02,888
Yeah.
746
00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:08,644
Is he as crazy as my mom is?
747
00:37:14,650 --> 00:37:15,651
Yeah.
748
00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:25,661
It's now or never.
749
00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:43,429
[elevator dings]
750
00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:59,528
[cackles]
751
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,407
[in Chucky voice] Oh.
752
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,786
You ready to kill your mom,
shit-face?
753
00:38:08,496 --> 00:38:10,331
What did you just say
to me, Nica?
754
00:38:10,998 --> 00:38:13,834
Oh, I'm not Nica. [laughs]
755
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,340
Glen's a wuss.
756
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,427
- They never would've agreed to kill Mom.
- Oh, that's too bad.
757
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,305
Now...
758
00:38:27,890 --> 00:38:29,600
where are my arms?
759
00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:31,477
[Tiffany] You know what, pig?
760
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,646
- I think you killed Jeeves,
- [elevator dings]
761
00:38:33,729 --> 00:38:35,064
didn't you, Meg?
762
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:38,734
[Meg] What the hell are you talking about?
I'm a little confused right now.
763
00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:40,444
I thought it was just a...
764
00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:42,047
[Tiffany]
How did you get in that room?
765
00:38:42,071 --> 00:38:43,864
How did you get in there?
It was locked.
766
00:38:43,948 --> 00:38:47,159
- No, it wasn't. It was open.
- It was not open. It was locked.
767
00:38:47,243 --> 00:38:49,370
- Jen, would you stop this?
- I bet you killed Jeeves.
768
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:51,640
- Just stop it. Just stop it.
- You killed him, didn't you?
769
00:38:51,664 --> 00:38:54,375
[screams and cackles]
770
00:39:03,759 --> 00:39:05,302
Hiya, Tiff.
771
00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:10,432
Oh, Chucky,
why don't you just die already?
772
00:39:12,685 --> 00:39:15,896
[cackles]
773
00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:17,773
You first.
774
00:39:17,857 --> 00:39:20,067
[cackling]
775
00:39:23,195 --> 00:39:26,073
[dramatic music]
776
00:39:26,824 --> 00:39:30,411
Chucky, please,
we can still work things out.
777
00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:35,082
The only thing left to work out, Tiff,
778
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:39,670
is whether I shoot you in the head
or the heart.
779
00:39:40,337 --> 00:39:42,965
You already broke my heart,
Chucky.
780
00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:46,176
Okay, the head it is. [cackles]
781
00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:47,261
I'm so sorry,
782
00:39:47,344 --> 00:39:49,944
so is she supposed to be the murderer?
Because we haven't met her.
783
00:39:50,014 --> 00:39:51,950
- It's not totally fair.
- I don't really know her.
784
00:39:51,974 --> 00:39:54,054
The wheelchair,
we need to check it for fingerprints.
785
00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:55,579
Really, Meg?
You want to play the game now?
786
00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:57,062
Hold this.
It's going on the Gram.
787
00:39:57,146 --> 00:39:58,188
Please, Chucky.
788
00:39:58,272 --> 00:39:59,565
You know...
789
00:40:00,608 --> 00:40:02,234
[sighs]
790
00:40:02,318 --> 00:40:04,194
I'm almost gonna miss you, Tiff.
791
00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:05,571
No! Oh, no!
792
00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:06,780
Almost!
793
00:40:06,864 --> 00:40:07,864
[clicking]
794
00:40:11,702 --> 00:40:13,078
Glenda, what the fuck?
795
00:40:13,162 --> 00:40:15,331
Sorry, somebody
must have taken the bullets.
796
00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:17,541
You bastard!
797
00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:20,044
I'm sorry, Nica.
798
00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:23,464
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
799
00:40:23,547 --> 00:40:26,258
- Are you following this at all?
- Yes, it's fabulous.
800
00:40:26,342 --> 00:40:28,719
I love you, I love you. [sobbing]
801
00:40:30,179 --> 00:40:32,514
- Nica!
- [Tiffany] I'm sorry.
802
00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:33,867
- Come on!
- [Tiffany] I'm sorry.
803
00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:35,684
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
804
00:40:35,768 --> 00:40:37,061
Who's Nica?
805
00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:38,562
- Who's Nica?
- No, no!
806
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,148
[dramatic music]
807
00:40:45,861 --> 00:40:47,404
- Come on.
- I'm not going.
808
00:40:48,197 --> 00:40:49,406
What?
809
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,866
I can't just leave Mom like this,
810
00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:52,552
especially after what you
tried to do to her.
811
00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:53,786
What about me?
812
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,621
I can't.
813
00:40:56,205 --> 00:40:57,831
Mom needs help. We all do.
814
00:40:59,792 --> 00:41:00,793
Fine!
815
00:41:02,336 --> 00:41:03,712
Just ask her,
816
00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:07,383
who's Tiffany Valentine?
817
00:41:23,691 --> 00:41:25,734
No!
818
00:41:25,818 --> 00:41:27,152
No!
819
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:34,118
[tires screech]
820
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:39,498
Nica, stop, stop!
821
00:41:47,715 --> 00:41:49,633
No!
822
00:41:49,717 --> 00:41:51,510
[panting]
823
00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:53,846
No!
824
00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:55,639
[panting]
825
00:41:57,933 --> 00:41:59,727
Nice to finally meet you.
826
00:42:00,227 --> 00:42:02,438
- I'm Kyle.
- Nica.
827
00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:06,191
[Tiffany] No, Nica!
828
00:42:06,275 --> 00:42:09,361
Nica, come back!
829
00:42:09,445 --> 00:42:12,656
No!
830
00:42:13,449 --> 00:42:15,409
No!
831
00:42:16,243 --> 00:42:17,411
Where's Glen?
832
00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:19,204
They're not coming.
Just drive.
833
00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:21,498
[tires screeching]
834
00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:25,294
No!
835
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,837
No... ahh!
836
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,714
[screaming]
837
00:42:30,132 --> 00:42:32,468
- [cheers and applause]
- Brava!
838
00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:34,636
[Gina] Brava!
839
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:39,183
[Sutton] This is the best murder mystery
party I've ever been to ever.
840
00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:40,267
[Gina] Brava, Jen!
841
00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:43,854
[Sutton] I didn't understand a thing that
happened, but I loved every minute of it!
842
00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:45,814
- Wait, hey.
- Hm?
843
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,441
Where's Joey?
844
00:42:48,108 --> 00:42:50,527
To help us figure it all out,
845
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:53,739
please welcome
one of my biggest fans,
846
00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:58,452
WWE superstar Liv Morgan!
847
00:42:58,535 --> 00:43:00,120
[cheers and applause]
848
00:43:00,204 --> 00:43:02,206
[upbeat music]
849
00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:13,550
Liv, welcome to the show.
850
00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:16,470
Thank you, Chucky.
It's truly an honor to be here with you.
851
00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:18,097
Fantastic.
852
00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:20,349
Who do you think killed the butler?
853
00:43:20,891 --> 00:43:22,226
Well, I have a theory.
854
00:43:22,309 --> 00:43:26,188
It's always the person you least suspect,
so I'm gonna have to go with Meg.
855
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,023
I mean,
did you see Agnes of God?
856
00:43:28,107 --> 00:43:30,692
- Nope, never heard of it.
- [audience laughing]
857
00:43:31,235 --> 00:43:33,779
Now let's roll the tape.
858
00:43:34,655 --> 00:43:37,324
Just enough left for me.
859
00:43:37,825 --> 00:43:39,368
[suspenseful music]
860
00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:41,745
Champagne?
861
00:43:41,829 --> 00:43:43,622
- We'd love some.
- We'd love some too.
862
00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:45,040
Ta-da!
863
00:43:45,124 --> 00:43:47,251
[Sutton] Oh, Jen, you look stunning.
864
00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:48,544
[Tiffany] Thank you.
865
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:51,130
- [Gina] Mm, there's my girl.
- [Tiffany] You know it!
866
00:43:51,213 --> 00:43:52,881
What are you doing?
867
00:43:52,965 --> 00:43:54,508
You're supposed to be downstairs.
868
00:43:54,591 --> 00:43:56,385
- [Jeeves] I was improvising.
- Well, don't.
869
00:43:56,468 --> 00:43:58,011
[indistinct chatter]
870
00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:04,017
[Chucky] Apparently, Glenda always
keeps some strychnine handy.
871
00:44:04,518 --> 00:44:06,270
You must be so proud.
872
00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:12,609
But Glenda was supposed to kill
my ho-bag ex too, so...
873
00:44:13,402 --> 00:44:17,114
who took the bullets
out of the gun?
874
00:44:17,614 --> 00:44:19,032
Sutton?
875
00:44:20,159 --> 00:44:22,119
You're not very good at this,
are you?
876
00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:23,495
[audience laughing]
877
00:44:26,582 --> 00:44:27,583
I knew it.
878
00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:31,795
I knew she was seeing
someone else.
879
00:44:31,879 --> 00:44:32,921
[chuckling]
880
00:44:33,005 --> 00:44:36,049
Uh, it's not what you think.
881
00:44:37,259 --> 00:44:39,303
Really, Joey no-pants?
882
00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:43,223
Okay, it's what you think.
883
00:44:45,267 --> 00:44:48,145
I'm in love with her, okay?
884
00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:50,898
What are you doing?
Just being a dick, getting your rocks off?
885
00:44:50,981 --> 00:44:52,316
- I love her too.
- [fly zips]
886
00:44:56,153 --> 00:44:58,655
Or maybe it's less.
I don't know.
887
00:44:58,739 --> 00:44:59,907
What's the right answer?
888
00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:03,202
Why don't you try honesty,
Joey, for once in your life?
889
00:45:03,285 --> 00:45:07,247
Honesty is the only thing
that's gonna get you out of here alive.
890
00:45:07,331 --> 00:45:10,000
Um, Gina, I, uh...
891
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:12,753
I just got this suit. It's Armani.
892
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,924
Do you love her or not?
893
00:45:19,259 --> 00:45:20,385
[sighs]
894
00:45:20,969 --> 00:45:21,970
I love her.
895
00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:24,765
Wrong answer.
896
00:45:25,265 --> 00:45:27,267
[dramatic music]
897
00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:42,741
Wait, I'm confused.
898
00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:44,201
So how did Gina
get the gun?
899
00:45:44,284 --> 00:45:47,955
Okay, so Glenda knew
they were gonna need a gun
900
00:45:48,038 --> 00:45:50,165
to take care of Tiff for me,
901
00:45:50,249 --> 00:45:53,752
so they asked Auntie Gina to get 'em one
for their birthday.
902
00:45:53,835 --> 00:45:55,875
[Sutton] Now, this is called
a Sutty Butty Butthole.
903
00:45:55,921 --> 00:45:58,298
It tastes much better than it sounds.
904
00:45:58,382 --> 00:46:00,259
[Glen]
Actually, it sounds delicious.
905
00:46:12,521 --> 00:46:13,522
[Liv] What a cool aunt.
906
00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:17,025
But then Gina took the gun
to deal with Joey.
907
00:46:17,109 --> 00:46:18,402
Tricky minx.
908
00:46:18,485 --> 00:46:21,280
She shot him and hid his body
in the elevator.
909
00:46:21,363 --> 00:46:24,992
She's clearly a sociopath,
not to mention smokin' hot.
910
00:46:25,075 --> 00:46:26,785
I might have to look her up later.
911
00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:30,872
But she's been sleeping
with Tiffany for years,
912
00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:32,040
just like Joey.
913
00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:34,876
Aren't you upset at that,
Chucky?
914
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,211
Yeah.
915
00:46:36,295 --> 00:46:38,046
I think I need a hug.
916
00:46:39,089 --> 00:46:40,966
You like to be hugged.
917
00:46:41,717 --> 00:46:43,719
[audience laughing]
918
00:46:43,802 --> 00:46:45,470
[cheers and applause]
919
00:46:45,554 --> 00:46:48,098
You're such a big boy.
[chuckles]
920
00:46:48,181 --> 00:46:51,476
Now there's just
one more thing.
921
00:46:52,102 --> 00:46:55,022
The network's concerned fans
might have missed
922
00:46:55,105 --> 00:46:57,024
seeing yours truly in action.
923
00:46:57,649 --> 00:47:01,987
Plus, they've probably missed hearing
my ten allotted F-bombs.
924
00:47:02,070 --> 00:47:04,448
Wait, they only give you ten F-bombs
per episode?
925
00:47:05,032 --> 00:47:07,159
Liv, can you help me out?
926
00:47:07,743 --> 00:47:08,744
How?
927
00:47:09,411 --> 00:47:10,412
Roll the tape.
928
00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,581
I want Chucky to kill me.
929
00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:14,583
[laughs] Isn't that a dream?
930
00:47:15,292 --> 00:47:16,293
It's a dream.
931
00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:18,754
I don't want a starring role.
I don't want a lead.
932
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:23,133
I just want to be brutally murdered
by Chucky.
933
00:47:23,216 --> 00:47:25,052
[laughter]
934
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,556
[audience oohs]
935
00:47:31,433 --> 00:47:33,352
Come on now, Chucky,
you know I was only kid...
936
00:47:33,435 --> 00:47:34,853
[audience exclaiming]
937
00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:37,731
[laughs]
938
00:47:38,982 --> 00:47:40,817
[cheers and applause]
939
00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:41,902
Fuck!
940
00:47:44,029 --> 00:47:45,572
Fuck! Fuck!
941
00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:50,827
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
942
00:47:50,911 --> 00:47:53,080
[cheers and applause]
943
00:47:53,163 --> 00:47:55,040
Thank you.
944
00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:56,625
Thank you very much.
945
00:47:56,708 --> 00:48:01,338
This concludes our very special episode
of Chucky.
946
00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:07,677
Tune in again next week as I continue
to torture those dipshit kids.
947
00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:12,474
Good night and sweet dreams.
Fuck, fuck, fu...
948
00:48:14,393 --> 00:48:17,354
[playful spooky music]