1 00:00:00,141 --> 00:00:01,779 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:01,804 --> 00:00:03,976 I've decided to have gastric bypass surgery. 3 00:00:04,227 --> 00:00:06,046 - Uh, I'm gonna do it. - Do what? 4 00:00:06,070 --> 00:00:08,326 The surgery. I just don't want you to freak out, okay? 5 00:00:08,351 --> 00:00:09,839 Don't worry about me freaking out. 6 00:00:09,874 --> 00:00:11,708 Uh, well, I do have to worry about it, Kate, 7 00:00:11,743 --> 00:00:14,063 because the thing is, is that I'm kind of in love with you. 8 00:00:15,311 --> 00:00:17,584 I'd marry the hell out of you, Kate Pearson. 9 00:00:17,631 --> 00:00:19,659 Yeah, I'm gonna continue to date Sloane 10 00:00:19,683 --> 00:00:22,049 because she's kind, and she's sweet, she's funny. 11 00:00:22,084 --> 00:00:23,329 And-and, you know what? Sometimes you just got to 12 00:00:23,353 --> 00:00:25,764 do the right thing, even if it's not what you want. 13 00:00:25,788 --> 00:00:27,988 This cancer is coming for me sooner than later. 14 00:00:28,023 --> 00:00:29,358 I can feel it. 15 00:00:29,383 --> 00:00:31,633 The medication isn't working anymore. 16 00:00:31,945 --> 00:00:33,539 Do you want to stop the chemo, William? 17 00:00:35,322 --> 00:00:37,288 (singer vocalizing) 18 00:00:37,323 --> 00:00:39,657 (movie projector clicking) 19 00:00:50,141 --> 00:00:52,141 _ 20 00:00:52,517 --> 00:00:54,283 Surprise! 21 00:00:54,318 --> 00:00:56,284 Yeah! 22 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:00,955 (indistinct talking) 23 00:01:03,935 --> 00:01:05,902 - Perfect. Yes! - JACK: Oh! 24 00:01:05,937 --> 00:01:07,871 REBECCA: (clapping) Good job. 25 00:01:07,906 --> 00:01:09,672 Oh, is that what we're doing now? 26 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:11,808 ♪ And maybe I won't, what if I do ♪ 27 00:01:11,843 --> 00:01:13,053 - ♪ And what if she don't? ♪ - (Rebecca screams) 28 00:01:13,077 --> 00:01:14,576 KIDS: We love cake! 29 00:01:14,612 --> 00:01:16,611 We love cake! We love cake! 30 00:01:16,987 --> 00:01:19,721 One, two, three! 31 00:01:19,757 --> 00:01:21,156 (laughter) 32 00:01:22,926 --> 00:01:24,393 ♪ Say good-bye ♪ 33 00:01:24,428 --> 00:01:26,395 JACK: Eyes closed. Eyes closed. 34 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:28,696 - REBECCA: Smile. - (all yell) 35 00:01:28,731 --> 00:01:31,399 JACK: That's it, putting this camera down. 36 00:01:31,434 --> 00:01:32,933 - Oh! - (yells) 37 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:34,101 (indistinct yelling) 38 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:35,936 He's in, he's in, he's in. 39 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,171 I'm going deep. 40 00:01:37,206 --> 00:01:38,579 Oh, no. 41 00:01:38,604 --> 00:01:39,501 (crickets chirping) 42 00:01:39,540 --> 00:01:41,454 - Baby, I can't do it. - Oh, come on. 43 00:01:41,479 --> 00:01:44,181 Kids are turning ten tomorrow, right? 44 00:01:44,274 --> 00:01:46,511 They don't need more toys, but a dog. 45 00:01:47,259 --> 00:01:48,491 Baby, 46 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:52,262 our beautiful children need a beautiful dog. 47 00:01:52,297 --> 00:01:53,119 Okay. 48 00:01:53,144 --> 00:01:54,719 - Get them a dog. - Okay. 49 00:01:54,744 --> 00:01:56,878 And then get them a new mommy who will walk it. 50 00:01:56,902 --> 00:01:58,533 That's fair enough, but, um... 51 00:01:58,558 --> 00:02:02,111 do you, uh, do you want to interview these women, 52 00:02:02,136 --> 00:02:04,590 - or do you trust my judgment? - (laughs) 53 00:02:04,652 --> 00:02:06,488 Oh, you're lucky you're cute. 54 00:02:06,513 --> 00:02:08,965 - But am I cute enough to get lucky? - I don't know, are you? 55 00:02:13,145 --> 00:02:14,846 KEVIN: Guys, we need to have a meeting. 56 00:02:14,881 --> 00:02:16,080 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 57 00:02:16,115 --> 00:02:17,707 What happened to knocking, huh? 58 00:02:17,732 --> 00:02:19,494 And since when do you call meetings? 59 00:02:19,518 --> 00:02:20,754 Yeah, last I checked, we... 60 00:02:20,779 --> 00:02:22,194 - we call the meetings. - Yeah. 61 00:02:22,219 --> 00:02:24,073 You attend the meetings, and then we continue to feed you. 62 00:02:24,097 --> 00:02:26,148 That's-That's the deal. What's up? 63 00:02:26,195 --> 00:02:28,538 We want our own birthday parties this year. 64 00:02:28,890 --> 00:02:29,968 - What? - What? 65 00:02:30,366 --> 00:02:32,741 But you guys love sharing a birthday party. 66 00:02:32,766 --> 00:02:34,695 You get the... the three layer cake, 67 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,445 and the birthday banner, 68 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:38,117 - and pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. - The... donkey. 69 00:02:38,141 --> 00:02:40,812 Mom, we're gonna be ten, we're too old for donkeys and banners. 70 00:02:40,837 --> 00:02:42,616 I want a Madonna party. 71 00:02:42,641 --> 00:02:44,171 Sophie and I love Madonna. 72 00:02:44,218 --> 00:02:46,148 - You do? - Hold on a second, who's Sophie? 73 00:02:46,173 --> 00:02:48,116 - My best friend. - What happened to Grace? 74 00:02:48,141 --> 00:02:51,445 - We drifted. - I want a Princess Bride party. 75 00:02:51,523 --> 00:02:53,812 - Princess Bride? (chuckles) - You want what? 76 00:02:53,837 --> 00:02:56,218 Kevin, seriously, you were terrified by that movie. 77 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:57,296 That's when I was nine. 78 00:02:57,321 --> 00:02:59,116 Now that I'm gonna be ten, I love it. 79 00:03:00,383 --> 00:03:01,984 Okay. Hey, Randall! 80 00:03:02,445 --> 00:03:04,671 - Come in here, son. - RANDALL: What's going on? 81 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,304 Are we all getting checked for lice again? 82 00:03:06,328 --> 00:03:07,468 REBECCA: No. (sighs) 83 00:03:07,976 --> 00:03:10,695 Baby, do you want your own birthday party, too? 84 00:03:11,804 --> 00:03:13,421 - Meh - REBECCA: Kevin! 85 00:03:13,446 --> 00:03:14,976 - Hey. - Stop. 86 00:03:15,460 --> 00:03:18,487 Uh, maybe we could invite some of your friends from school. 87 00:03:18,512 --> 00:03:21,746 That's okay. They have a rule that if you have a party, 88 00:03:21,781 --> 00:03:24,364 you have to invite the whole class. It's too many kids. 89 00:03:24,389 --> 00:03:25,808 - The whole class? - So we do the whole class. 90 00:03:25,832 --> 00:03:26,732 The whole class! 91 00:03:26,757 --> 00:03:27,840 Can I have a magician? 92 00:03:28,043 --> 00:03:30,825 Uh... yeah. 93 00:03:30,856 --> 00:03:32,497 - Right? - Okay, I'm in. 94 00:03:32,758 --> 00:03:33,653 Okay, so... 95 00:03:33,678 --> 00:03:35,723 Meeting's over. Thank you, everybody. 96 00:03:35,778 --> 00:03:36,879 Thanks for stopping by! 97 00:03:36,904 --> 00:03:38,340 I know, "shut the door". 98 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:40,067 (door closes) 99 00:03:40,169 --> 00:03:41,402 What just happened? 100 00:03:41,438 --> 00:03:42,754 Uh... 101 00:03:42,832 --> 00:03:46,372 So, let's talk dates for your gastric bypass. 102 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:48,274 Yeah. 103 00:03:49,442 --> 00:03:52,231 Does the first week of February work for you? 104 00:03:53,512 --> 00:03:54,512 Yeah, or... 105 00:03:55,145 --> 00:03:56,145 never at all. 106 00:03:56,684 --> 00:03:58,700 Either one of those sound good to me. 107 00:04:00,332 --> 00:04:01,332 Kate... 108 00:04:02,189 --> 00:04:03,372 what's going on? 109 00:04:05,192 --> 00:04:07,325 - I got engaged. - Congrats. 110 00:04:07,350 --> 00:04:08,350 Thank you. 111 00:04:08,926 --> 00:04:11,012 But my fiancé... 112 00:04:12,032 --> 00:04:14,715 sorry, that's just crazy to say. 113 00:04:14,902 --> 00:04:15,707 Fiancé. 114 00:04:15,895 --> 00:04:18,129 I have a fiancé. I feel so French. 115 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:21,200 - Your fiancé... - Uh... 116 00:04:21,465 --> 00:04:22,887 he just had heart surgery. 117 00:04:24,309 --> 00:04:25,887 And it was terrifying. 118 00:04:26,184 --> 00:04:30,317 And the thought of either one of us having surgery, it... 119 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:33,864 Wait, am I insane for wanting to bail? I don't know. 120 00:04:34,036 --> 00:04:37,911 Oh. I-I just don't think it's the right time for surgery. 121 00:04:38,090 --> 00:04:39,231 At least not now. 122 00:04:39,581 --> 00:04:41,581 But... (sighs) Damn. 123 00:04:42,429 --> 00:04:44,730 I was excited to lose some serious weight, 124 00:04:45,092 --> 00:04:46,458 and quick. 125 00:04:47,223 --> 00:04:48,239 Kate... 126 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:52,076 have you ever considered an immersive weight loss experience? 127 00:04:52,101 --> 00:04:52,951 A fat camp? 128 00:04:52,976 --> 00:04:55,760 There is a incredible facility upstate, 129 00:04:55,761 --> 00:04:56,811 in the Adirondacks. 130 00:04:56,836 --> 00:04:58,389 It's a month-long program. 131 00:04:58,414 --> 00:04:59,303 No distractions, 132 00:04:59,328 --> 00:05:00,693 no temptations. 133 00:05:00,928 --> 00:05:03,756 Total focus and a lot of hard work. 134 00:05:05,801 --> 00:05:08,607 I'm late. I'm late. Juice? 135 00:05:08,787 --> 00:05:10,111 - Oh. - Yeah. 136 00:05:10,136 --> 00:05:11,225 - Bam. - Thanks. 137 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:13,811 And how about some yogurt real quick? 138 00:05:13,836 --> 00:05:15,398 Can't, Tyler wants to see me first thing. 139 00:05:15,422 --> 00:05:16,772 - About what? - Mm-mm. 140 00:05:16,797 --> 00:05:18,498 What's cookin', good lookins? 141 00:05:18,523 --> 00:05:20,423 - (laughs) - Oh, you know. 142 00:05:20,547 --> 00:05:22,279 - Wednesday. - Ah, Wednesday, 143 00:05:22,304 --> 00:05:24,336 the meat in the Tuesday-Thursday sandwich, 144 00:05:24,397 --> 00:05:26,997 and what a sweet, sweet meat sandwich it is. 145 00:05:27,915 --> 00:05:28,772 You okay, William? 146 00:05:28,797 --> 00:05:29,920 Okay? Am I okay? 147 00:05:30,004 --> 00:05:32,022 Mm, yeah, that's the question on the table. 148 00:05:32,047 --> 00:05:34,600 "Okay" does not do justice to how I feel. 149 00:05:34,652 --> 00:05:36,352 I feel better than I've felt in months. 150 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:36,919 Mm. 151 00:05:36,944 --> 00:05:39,263 - I feel like sex, I feel like magic, - (slurps) 152 00:05:39,288 --> 00:05:41,505 I feel like music, which reminds me, 153 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,900 Tess lent me her iPad. 154 00:05:43,925 --> 00:05:45,692 IPod. That's an iPod. 155 00:05:45,717 --> 00:05:47,349 You say "pod," I say "pad." 156 00:05:47,374 --> 00:05:49,731 Let's call the whole thing off. (laughs) 157 00:05:49,756 --> 00:05:51,357 Can you show me how to put my music in this? 158 00:05:51,381 --> 00:05:53,841 - I've really got to run. - Thanks, son. I'll go get my list. 159 00:05:53,866 --> 00:05:54,866 Okay. 160 00:05:55,211 --> 00:05:56,877 ♪ ♪ 161 00:05:57,365 --> 00:05:59,265 - Ooh! - Uh... 162 00:05:59,606 --> 00:06:01,038 Chemo boost. 163 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:03,708 Happened to my dad when he stopped his treatment. 164 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,130 His energy's not being zapped anymore. 165 00:06:06,224 --> 00:06:08,044 Well, good, I guess. 166 00:06:08,078 --> 00:06:09,451 Hey, can you help him with his music? 167 00:06:09,475 --> 00:06:10,528 - I got to run. - Sure. 168 00:06:10,553 --> 00:06:12,755 But how about having a little yogurt... 169 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:15,661 No time for yogurt, baby. No time for yogurt. Love you. 170 00:06:19,264 --> 00:06:21,020 I got a hot minute for some yogurt. 171 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:23,458 Hey, you. 172 00:06:24,189 --> 00:06:26,052 - Have a good weekend? Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 173 00:06:26,077 --> 00:06:28,460 Good to hear. Mine was all right. I, um, saw a movie... 174 00:06:28,485 --> 00:06:29,167 No. 175 00:06:29,192 --> 00:06:30,458 - With, uh... - No. 176 00:06:30,837 --> 00:06:32,325 - What's "no"? - No small talk. 177 00:06:32,657 --> 00:06:34,645 No pretending like things are good with us. 178 00:06:35,056 --> 00:06:37,212 You said that dating me was the right thing to do. 179 00:06:37,237 --> 00:06:38,325 You basically called me 180 00:06:38,350 --> 00:06:39,896 the girl equivalent of wearing a seat belt in a cab. 181 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,317 Okay, listen, I understand... 182 00:06:41,342 --> 00:06:43,184 No, okay, we work together. That's it. 183 00:06:43,254 --> 00:06:45,287 Let's come in, rehearse the play, get out. 184 00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:49,618 Okay. 185 00:06:49,684 --> 00:06:50,993 - Great. - Great. 186 00:06:51,383 --> 00:06:53,267 Still really, you know, feel like you would've loved 187 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:54,758 my movie recommendation, so... 188 00:06:57,248 --> 00:06:58,532 Your loss. 189 00:07:00,064 --> 00:07:01,891 TOBY: Did you remember 190 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:03,680 to write your name in all of your underwear? 191 00:07:03,705 --> 00:07:05,797 (giggles) It's not that kind of camp. 192 00:07:05,836 --> 00:07:07,368 - Oh, okay. - Okay? 193 00:07:08,393 --> 00:07:10,860 Are you sure that you're okay with me doing this? 194 00:07:11,176 --> 00:07:13,852 I know this isn't the best timing for us. 195 00:07:14,335 --> 00:07:16,002 Of course I am okay with it. 196 00:07:16,045 --> 00:07:18,664 Kate, we have the rest of our lives to spend together. 197 00:07:18,913 --> 00:07:21,289 Or at least the rest of mine, I had a heart attack at 40, 198 00:07:21,314 --> 00:07:23,735 - so I'm going first, obvi. - Toby. 199 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,969 Look, this is an incredible opportunity, 200 00:07:27,159 --> 00:07:29,196 and I want you to do it for yourself. 201 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:30,609 And Dr. Singh doesn't want me 202 00:07:30,634 --> 00:07:32,134 travelling for at least another two weeks 203 00:07:32,158 --> 00:07:34,547 so I will just get to know the Big Apple a little bit. 204 00:07:34,572 --> 00:07:36,188 Do you know anyone in the city? 205 00:07:36,462 --> 00:07:37,930 Not a soul. 206 00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:39,394 But I will be fine. 207 00:07:39,421 --> 00:07:41,883 If Macaulay Culkin can do it, so can I. 208 00:07:42,058 --> 00:07:43,357 (laughs) 209 00:07:44,057 --> 00:07:45,164 I love you. 210 00:07:45,194 --> 00:07:46,383 I love you, too. 211 00:07:46,737 --> 00:07:48,850 - (sighs) This is gonna be so awesome. - Yeah. 212 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:50,649 - I bet it's gonna be so hardcore. - Uh-huh. 213 00:07:50,674 --> 00:07:52,273 - I'm gonna puke so much. - Oof. 214 00:07:52,442 --> 00:07:54,766 But I'm not gonna be one of those people who complains. 215 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:56,461 - Uh-uh. - I'm just gonna... puke. 216 00:07:56,549 --> 00:07:58,087 Yeah, that's the-that's the right attitude. 217 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:59,739 Yeah, and I'm gonna have a skinny bitch trainer 218 00:07:59,763 --> 00:08:00,301 Uh-huh. 219 00:08:00,326 --> 00:08:02,891 Who's gonna scream at me until I cry a pool full of tears. 220 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:03,618 (laughs) 221 00:08:03,643 --> 00:08:05,572 And then I'm gonna swim a hundred laps in that pool. 222 00:08:05,596 --> 00:08:06,821 (laughing): Yeah! 223 00:08:06,846 --> 00:08:08,980 That's disgusting, but yeah. 224 00:08:09,774 --> 00:08:10,836 (chuckles) 225 00:08:11,953 --> 00:08:13,422 Thank you for being so supportive. 226 00:08:13,773 --> 00:08:15,008 That's what fiancé's do. 227 00:08:15,404 --> 00:08:16,438 Well, thank you, fiancé. 228 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,149 Oh, you're welcome, fiancée. 229 00:08:19,856 --> 00:08:21,735 - Let's stop doing that. - Okay, yeah, it was enough. 230 00:08:21,759 --> 00:08:23,160 - Yeah, that was disgusting. - Yeah. 231 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:24,946 Hey, sorry I'm late. 232 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,594 Family's a little nuts right now. 233 00:08:27,011 --> 00:08:27,899 You wanted to see me? 234 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,180 Yeah, yeah, come in, come in. 235 00:08:29,787 --> 00:08:31,852 Randall, do you know Sanjay Jahiri? 236 00:08:33,254 --> 00:08:34,532 Only by reputation. 237 00:08:34,684 --> 00:08:35,684 Randall Pearson. 238 00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:37,953 Um, sorry, I biked in from Brooklyn. 239 00:08:37,978 --> 00:08:39,578 Apologies if I'm a little sweaty. 240 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,172 That's all good in the hood. 241 00:08:41,811 --> 00:08:43,367 TYLER: So, did Sarah tell you 242 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,039 about our potential new wind farm client? 243 00:08:45,135 --> 00:08:46,696 In pre-construction, in Alberta, yeah. 244 00:08:46,768 --> 00:08:47,768 Calgary. 245 00:08:47,851 --> 00:08:49,805 Which is a city in the province of Alberta. 246 00:08:50,015 --> 00:08:51,828 Sorry. Was just specifying. 247 00:08:51,853 --> 00:08:54,053 Appreciate that, Sanjay, I know the specifics. 248 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,844 TYLER: Sanjay's gonna come aboard help us land them. 249 00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:58,391 Really? 250 00:08:59,156 --> 00:09:01,992 I-I was hoping to throw my hat in the ring for that account. 251 00:09:02,017 --> 00:09:05,016 Oh, well, given Sanjay's background in, uh, renewable energy... 252 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:07,039 I've got interest in renewable, too. 253 00:09:09,987 --> 00:09:12,220 Uh, I at least deserve a shot at this. 254 00:09:12,342 --> 00:09:13,342 Sir. 255 00:09:15,273 --> 00:09:16,328 Fair enough. 256 00:09:16,454 --> 00:09:18,048 Why don't you both work on a derivative. 257 00:09:18,072 --> 00:09:19,197 Get it to me by the end of the week. 258 00:09:19,221 --> 00:09:20,933 End of the week? I can probably have something to you 259 00:09:20,957 --> 00:09:22,123 by tomorrow morning. 260 00:09:23,055 --> 00:09:24,336 Sanjay, sound good? 261 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:26,914 No problem here. 262 00:09:26,939 --> 00:09:28,532 TYLER: May the best derivative win. 263 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,664 God, what we do would be a terrible reality show. 264 00:09:31,689 --> 00:09:32,689 (chuckles) 265 00:09:34,485 --> 00:09:36,969 REBECCA (on TV): ♪ Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin ♪ 266 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:38,336 And turn, and turn... 267 00:09:38,361 --> 00:09:39,399 REBECCA: Perfect. 268 00:09:39,424 --> 00:09:41,224 Thank you so much, see you tomorrow. 269 00:09:41,549 --> 00:09:42,883 Buh-bye. Ah. 270 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,125 - Magician's confirmed. - Nice. 271 00:09:45,542 --> 00:09:47,608 How are the Madonna gloves coming along? 272 00:09:47,669 --> 00:09:49,875 Eh... good... good. 273 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:52,430 - (chuckles) - Where'd you find this? 274 00:09:52,455 --> 00:09:53,750 Pulled it up from the basement. 275 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,492 God, wasn't Randall so cute? 276 00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:56,617 He's still cute. 277 00:09:56,642 --> 00:09:59,274 Yeah, he's fine. He was cuter when he was five. 278 00:09:59,594 --> 00:10:00,586 JACK: Close, close. 279 00:10:00,611 --> 00:10:01,875 REBECCA: Close, close, close. 280 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:03,376 I can't believe we're not gonna play 281 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,880 pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey this year. 282 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,352 And we're probably never gonna play it again, huh? 283 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,078 Wow. 284 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:10,373 - Hey, Jack? - Yeah. 285 00:10:10,398 --> 00:10:12,267 I think this whole thing is really sweet, 286 00:10:12,292 --> 00:10:13,852 but in less than 12 hours 287 00:10:13,877 --> 00:10:15,969 we're gonna have 45 kids here for three different 288 00:10:15,994 --> 00:10:18,610 birthday parties, so maybe a little less reminiscing... 289 00:10:20,075 --> 00:10:21,243 ... a little bit more bedazzling? 290 00:10:21,267 --> 00:10:22,539 - Yep. - Thank you. 291 00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:27,492 KATE: Eyes closed. 292 00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:28,917 REBECCA: Eyes closed. 293 00:10:28,942 --> 00:10:30,542 Eyes closed. 294 00:10:32,294 --> 00:10:33,696 - Hey, Bec? - Yeah? 295 00:10:34,699 --> 00:10:36,235 What if we had another kid? 296 00:10:36,501 --> 00:10:38,610 REBECCA: Okay, do you want to try? 297 00:10:38,657 --> 00:10:40,071 Good job, hon. 298 00:10:40,096 --> 00:10:43,294 Keep your eyes closed, remember. No peeking! 299 00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:44,413 ♪ ♪ 300 00:10:47,218 --> 00:10:49,218 synced and corrected by susinz www.addic7ed.com 301 00:10:53,915 --> 00:10:57,825 Jack, we can barely take care of the three children we do have. 302 00:10:58,161 --> 00:11:00,224 Yeah, but they're not gonna be kids much longer. 303 00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:02,318 I mean, they're ten. That's halfway to adulthood. 304 00:11:02,349 --> 00:11:04,193 Just barely. 305 00:11:05,013 --> 00:11:07,059 And do you remember what happened 306 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,529 the last time we tried to have a kid? 307 00:11:08,553 --> 00:11:10,553 - What? - We came home with three! 308 00:11:11,184 --> 00:11:14,368 Randall's voice, at a certain point, is gonna drop. 309 00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,369 And then Kevin's gonna... 310 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:18,193 get one of those weird, wispy mustaches. 311 00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:19,755 And Kate... Kate's gonna get womanly. 312 00:11:19,794 --> 00:11:21,857 And they're not gonna need us anymore, 313 00:11:21,896 --> 00:11:23,931 but, you know, with kids... 314 00:11:24,107 --> 00:11:25,497 Jack... (chuckles) 315 00:11:27,013 --> 00:11:28,997 you are the love of my life. 316 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,575 - Yeah. - And our kids are... 317 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:33,599 my everything. 318 00:11:34,646 --> 00:11:36,277 (sighs) And? 319 00:11:36,312 --> 00:11:37,379 That's it. 320 00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:39,203 - (scoffs) - I'm done having kids. 321 00:11:41,049 --> 00:11:42,389 - 12 hours. - 45 kids. 322 00:11:42,475 --> 00:11:44,030 - Yeah. - Got it. 323 00:11:46,968 --> 00:11:47,975 What about a dog? 324 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,194 - No. - No? 325 00:11:53,706 --> 00:11:55,128 - Mr. Pearson? - Hmm? 326 00:11:55,163 --> 00:11:56,430 Your father's here to see you. 327 00:11:57,598 --> 00:11:58,894 - Hi. - Hey. 328 00:11:59,582 --> 00:12:01,582 Thought I'd stop up, see where you worked. 329 00:12:02,082 --> 00:12:04,316 Man, I haven't been this high since the '90s. 330 00:12:04,379 --> 00:12:05,614 - (chuckles) - How'd you get here? 331 00:12:05,638 --> 00:12:07,947 I took the bus. Look at all this. 332 00:12:08,402 --> 00:12:09,667 Fit for a king. 333 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,196 "But what are kings, when regiment is gone, 334 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:14,558 but perfect shadows in a sunshine day?" 335 00:12:16,199 --> 00:12:17,339 Christopher Marlowe. 336 00:12:17,456 --> 00:12:19,724 - (chuckles) - Hey, you get a lunch break? 337 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,271 I was thinking I might like to hit the town, 338 00:12:21,295 --> 00:12:22,661 accessorize the ol' wardrobe. 339 00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:24,229 - What? - Yeah, 340 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,305 I got to step my look up if I'm gonna meet my maker. 341 00:12:26,568 --> 00:12:27,725 I thought you might come with me. 342 00:12:27,749 --> 00:12:29,201 Oh, wow. I'd love to. 343 00:12:29,236 --> 00:12:30,402 I really would, but, uh, 344 00:12:30,437 --> 00:12:31,902 I'm working through lunch today. 345 00:12:31,937 --> 00:12:33,215 - Ah. - Hey, can't Jessie go with you? 346 00:12:33,239 --> 00:12:34,402 I can't trust his opinion. 347 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:35,917 He thinks I look good in everything. 348 00:12:36,941 --> 00:12:38,246 Look, I don't mean to bother, 349 00:12:38,271 --> 00:12:39,753 but it's such a nice day out. 350 00:12:40,214 --> 00:12:41,979 I don't know how many of those I got left. 351 00:12:44,574 --> 00:12:45,799 Can't argue with that. 352 00:12:45,824 --> 00:12:46,950 No, you really cannot. 353 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,089 Well, all right. 354 00:12:54,027 --> 00:12:54,971 Have a nice lunch. 355 00:12:55,011 --> 00:12:56,370 It's not a full lunch, buddy. 356 00:12:56,410 --> 00:12:57,839 Just grabbing a quick bite. 357 00:13:01,535 --> 00:13:02,824 WOMAN: Up ahead is the annex. 358 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,800 That's where we have yoga, drumming classes, 359 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,902 cooking classes, mindful eating workshops. 360 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,910 And over here, is the horse's stable. 361 00:13:08,935 --> 00:13:10,160 So, where's the gym? 362 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:12,449 Did, like, did I miss it or... ? 363 00:13:12,552 --> 00:13:14,113 Oh, no, we have one, of course. 364 00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:15,938 It's just not the primary focus of our campus. 365 00:13:16,175 --> 00:13:19,113 Oh. I was thinking I was gonna spend most of my time there. 366 00:13:19,314 --> 00:13:21,855 You know, pick a treadmill and, like, really go to town on it. 367 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,220 Yeah, well, we aren't your typical 368 00:13:23,244 --> 00:13:24,511 weight loss program, Kate. 369 00:13:24,672 --> 00:13:26,746 We aren't trying to provide a quick cosmetic fix. 370 00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:28,471 We're focusing on the deeper work... 371 00:13:28,722 --> 00:13:30,689 Tackling the issues that lie beneath the weight. 372 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,816 Oh, well, that's easy. 373 00:13:31,841 --> 00:13:34,142 'Cause beneath the weight, there is more weight. 374 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,285 - (phone buzzing) - Oh... 375 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,035 We encourage guests 376 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:40,621 to disconnect as much as possible. 377 00:13:41,338 --> 00:13:43,027 Oh, I'm sorry, it's a family emergency. 378 00:13:45,015 --> 00:13:47,683 Hey, Kev. What's your emergency? 379 00:13:48,054 --> 00:13:48,988 How'd you know? 380 00:13:49,013 --> 00:13:50,336 Wait, are you actually having one? 381 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,026 I can feel Sloane's wrath. 382 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,099 It actually has heat on it. 383 00:13:54,197 --> 00:13:55,636 Her wrath is making me sweat. 384 00:13:55,661 --> 00:13:57,192 This is not the first time a girl has been mad at you. 385 00:13:57,216 --> 00:13:58,871 She's more than mad, trust me. 386 00:13:59,685 --> 00:14:00,871 Anyway, how's camp? 387 00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:03,691 I'm not sure. It feels like a cult. 388 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:05,361 Or Whole Foods. 389 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,839 I don't know. Hey, 390 00:14:06,864 --> 00:14:08,925 can you call Toby? He doesn't know anyone here, 391 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,965 and it would just be nice if you could hang out with him. 392 00:14:10,989 --> 00:14:12,155 Are you serious? 393 00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:13,629 I can't believe this, I call to get help, 394 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:14,911 I got to end up doing something nice? 395 00:14:14,935 --> 00:14:15,878 I'll text you his number. 396 00:14:15,903 --> 00:14:17,168 Love you. Got to go. Bye. 397 00:14:17,738 --> 00:14:18,738 Boyfriend? 398 00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:20,772 Brother. 399 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:22,460 Good. 400 00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:26,082 I have a boyfriend. 401 00:14:26,389 --> 00:14:28,055 Well, actually, fiancé. 402 00:14:28,169 --> 00:14:29,902 Oh. Well... 403 00:14:31,222 --> 00:14:32,222 we'll see. 404 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,575 JACK: Let's go, out of the kitchen. 405 00:14:38,599 --> 00:14:40,011 Hey, fellas, no touching the cake 406 00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:41,442 till the candles are on it, all right? 407 00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:42,612 KEVIN: My name is Inigo Montoya! 408 00:14:42,636 --> 00:14:43,293 Slow down... 409 00:14:43,318 --> 00:14:44,707 - You killed my father! - Babe? 410 00:14:44,732 --> 00:14:46,215 - Prepare to die! - Babe, popcorn? 411 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,405 Kevin, off the table, please. 412 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:48,474 - Off the table. - JACK: Kevin, hey. 413 00:14:48,498 --> 00:14:49,520 Listen to your mother, all right? 414 00:14:49,544 --> 00:14:51,377 I know it's your birthday, but... Hey, wow! 415 00:14:51,402 --> 00:14:53,105 You guys look so great! 416 00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:55,511 (gasps) Oh, my God, it's Madonna! 417 00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:57,609 - (girls giggle) - Wow, Madonna! 418 00:14:57,653 --> 00:14:58,817 Have you seen my daughter, Kate? 419 00:14:58,841 --> 00:15:00,769 This is actually... this is her birthday party. 420 00:15:00,797 --> 00:15:02,464 And I know she would love to meet you. 421 00:15:02,489 --> 00:15:03,277 Dad. 422 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,378 (gasps) Kate! 423 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,969 How did I not recognize you? 424 00:15:05,994 --> 00:15:08,095 Why didn't somebody tell me that is was Kate? 425 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,020 She looks like Madonna! Wow. 426 00:15:10,045 --> 00:15:10,878 You look so great. 427 00:15:10,903 --> 00:15:11,923 Thanks, Dad. 428 00:15:11,948 --> 00:15:13,105 Sophie's here! 429 00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:14,644 Hey, Kate. Happy birthday. 430 00:15:14,669 --> 00:15:16,253 I like your gloves. 431 00:15:16,278 --> 00:15:18,605 Ah, they're okay. Come on. 432 00:15:18,871 --> 00:15:22,003 Hey, I stayed up all night bedazzling those, kiddo. 433 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,213 My God, what is happening to my life? 434 00:15:24,238 --> 00:15:25,160 - REBECCA: Jack? - Yeah? 435 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,284 I need you outside. 436 00:15:28,572 --> 00:15:29,816 (scoffs) Where is everyone? 437 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,651 I don't know. It's just Yvette's boys 438 00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:33,074 and one kid from his school. 439 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,442 JACK: Didn't we invite the entire class? 440 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,466 Yes. 441 00:15:36,279 --> 00:15:38,074 Okay, let's go find out what's going on. 442 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,113 Hey, Randall, come here a sec. 443 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,146 - Hey. - Yeah? 444 00:15:42,171 --> 00:15:43,449 Where are all the other kids from your school? 445 00:15:43,473 --> 00:15:45,273 - Yeah. - Oh, they're probably not gonna come. 446 00:15:45,631 --> 00:15:48,175 Why? Did you forget to hand out the invitations? 447 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,800 No. I handed them out. 448 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,640 It's just that they're not my friends. 449 00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:53,488 Come on, man, that's not true. 450 00:15:53,513 --> 00:15:55,894 Yeah, you get invited to all of their birthday parties. 451 00:15:55,919 --> 00:15:57,011 Because of the rule. 452 00:15:57,261 --> 00:15:59,221 They wouldn't invite me if it wasn't for the rule. 453 00:15:59,996 --> 00:16:02,425 Well, bud, why... why didn't you tell us 454 00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:03,917 that nobody was gonna show up? 455 00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:05,207 I didn't want you to be upset. 456 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,410 Why would we be upset? 457 00:16:07,731 --> 00:16:08,753 Do we look upset? 458 00:16:08,778 --> 00:16:10,746 - Come on. (chuckles) - No. 459 00:16:10,771 --> 00:16:11,738 A little bit. 460 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,386 - No. - We're not upset at all. 461 00:16:15,347 --> 00:16:16,644 How can they not like Randall? 462 00:16:16,669 --> 00:16:17,902 I don't know, he's the best. 463 00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:20,060 He's so sweet and smart and he's funny. 464 00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:21,363 Like, actually funny. 465 00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:23,288 - I know! - Not just little kid funny. 466 00:16:23,421 --> 00:16:24,472 (sighs) 467 00:16:25,302 --> 00:16:26,801 Is it because he's black? 468 00:16:27,339 --> 00:16:27,988 Come on. 469 00:16:28,013 --> 00:16:28,847 Those racist bastards. 470 00:16:28,872 --> 00:16:30,394 Right? Jack, don't... 471 00:16:30,434 --> 00:16:32,266 - don't get emotional. - I'm not emotional. 472 00:16:32,309 --> 00:16:33,387 I'm not emotional, you're emotional. 473 00:16:33,411 --> 00:16:34,941 - I'm not emotional. - Okay. 474 00:16:35,247 --> 00:16:37,605 Well, we got to get it together. 475 00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:42,299 Why don't we 476 00:16:42,324 --> 00:16:44,582 poach kids from one of the other two parties 477 00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:45,786 and send them out to Randall's? 478 00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:47,503 Okay, great, we take three from there, 479 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,535 that'll double his party. 480 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,691 - Perfect. - Yeah? 481 00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:51,503 Okay, let's go steal some kids. 482 00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:56,894 Oh man, I never spent a whole day with a famous person before. 483 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,044 I went to a dinner party once with the guy who came in eighth 484 00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:00,621 on Carrie Underwood's season of Idol, 485 00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:02,425 but obviously, you're way better than that. 486 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,152 Well, thank you, Toby. I appreciate that. 487 00:17:04,177 --> 00:17:05,964 Malia, how are you? Good to see you. 488 00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:08,089 Oh, he knows the rope girl by name. Of course he does. 489 00:17:08,113 --> 00:17:09,121 Hello, Malia. 490 00:17:09,355 --> 00:17:11,168 Please give my regards to Sasha. 491 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:13,488 It's an Obama joke. 492 00:17:14,064 --> 00:17:14,675 (whistles) Toby? 493 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,700 - Yeah? - Come on. 494 00:17:15,824 --> 00:17:17,761 - All right. - Here we go. 495 00:17:18,702 --> 00:17:20,894 (chuckles) This place is incredible. 496 00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:22,855 You see those two women? 497 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,245 They look like Westworld hosts. 498 00:17:24,808 --> 00:17:25,769 KEVIN: Not interested. 499 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,233 Whatever conversation I'd have with those girls, 500 00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:28,380 I guarantee you, Toby, 501 00:17:28,405 --> 00:17:29,805 I've had it a billion times before. 502 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:30,933 It goes like this: 503 00:17:31,011 --> 00:17:32,597 "You watch The Manny? Really?" 504 00:17:32,622 --> 00:17:34,122 "Yes, the baby is cute in real life." 505 00:17:34,147 --> 00:17:35,699 "You want to get into acting, too?" 506 00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:36,977 "Well, that's phenomenal." 507 00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:38,730 Margarita, Tequila Soda, 508 00:17:38,755 --> 00:17:39,925 Tequila Rocks, tequila shot, 509 00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:41,191 hotel, sex, room service, 510 00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:43,027 shower, sex, Uber. It's... 511 00:17:45,424 --> 00:17:47,344 It's hard to believe we're even the same species. 512 00:17:49,354 --> 00:17:50,205 Olivia, right, 513 00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:51,511 w-was exciting, 514 00:17:51,536 --> 00:17:54,191 you know, a-and... and dark and sexy 515 00:17:54,216 --> 00:17:55,629 and the whole thing was just... it was... 516 00:17:55,653 --> 00:17:57,652 (chuckles) it was intoxicating. 517 00:17:57,905 --> 00:17:59,386 And t-then Sloane, Sloane was... 518 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,567 she was great in her own way. 519 00:18:00,591 --> 00:18:02,074 She was just adorable, you know? 520 00:18:02,099 --> 00:18:04,168 A-And intelligent and interesting, 521 00:18:04,272 --> 00:18:06,639 and so I... I chose Sloane. 522 00:18:07,097 --> 00:18:08,097 But now... 523 00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:10,520 now I'm wondering if I should have chosen Olivia. 524 00:18:10,544 --> 00:18:11,544 And I... 525 00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:15,020 All right, well, we don't have to stand around 526 00:18:15,044 --> 00:18:16,863 and get drunk and flirt with supermodels. 527 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,128 We could just... 528 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,105 talk, if you like. (sighs) 529 00:18:23,472 --> 00:18:24,912 (in deep voice) About your feelings. 530 00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:26,967 - Really? - Yeah. 531 00:18:27,838 --> 00:18:29,277 How do you not like magic? 532 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,960 FEZZIK (on video) Anybody want a peanut? 533 00:18:31,108 --> 00:18:32,371 Uh, hey. Excuse me. 534 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,712 Hey, bud, do you like magic? 535 00:18:35,184 --> 00:18:36,622 'Cause I hear there's an awesome magician 536 00:18:36,646 --> 00:18:37,699 outside in the backyard. 537 00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:39,433 - I'm good. - You're good? 538 00:18:39,888 --> 00:18:41,154 - You sure? - Hey, babe. 539 00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:42,440 - Come on over here a second. - Wow. 540 00:18:42,464 --> 00:18:44,366 - What? - You know what doesn't say "I'm good"? 541 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,574 - What? - A baby. 542 00:18:47,076 --> 00:18:48,628 - Jack. - Mm-hmm. 543 00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:52,168 (gasps) There's the birthday boy! 544 00:18:52,193 --> 00:18:54,402 How's everything going outside? Are you having fun? 545 00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:57,121 Yep. Just going to the bathroom. 546 00:18:57,546 --> 00:18:58,746 Bud, I'm sorry 547 00:18:58,771 --> 00:18:59,895 more people didn't come to your birthday party. 548 00:18:59,919 --> 00:19:01,176 I bet they wanted to come, but they probably 549 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,675 had other things going on that they couldn't get out of. 550 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,152 No, they didn't. They're just not my friends. 551 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:07,339 But I don't care. 552 00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:09,449 I have three really good friends. 553 00:19:09,474 --> 00:19:11,855 That's a lot. And they all came to my party. 554 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,800 Okay. 555 00:19:14,097 --> 00:19:15,722 Are you still liking your new school? 556 00:19:15,747 --> 00:19:17,575 'Cause I feel like you're always telling Dad and I 557 00:19:17,599 --> 00:19:19,639 how much you love it and how much fun you're having. 558 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,168 Oh, yeah, my teachers are awesome. 559 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,826 And at lunch, I hang out with Andrew. 560 00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:24,191 We're making a book of mazes. 561 00:19:25,003 --> 00:19:27,121 You are? That's awesome. 562 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:32,136 (smacks lips) Randall, you are the coolest kid I know. 563 00:19:32,161 --> 00:19:34,472 Thanks. Can I go pee now? 564 00:19:34,497 --> 00:19:35,621 Yeah, go pee. 565 00:19:37,262 --> 00:19:38,594 (chuckles softly) 566 00:19:38,714 --> 00:19:40,781 ♪ ♪ 567 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,902 ♪ Testify ♪ 568 00:19:48,644 --> 00:19:50,308 How you doin'? 569 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,660 What's going on? 570 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,453 ♪ That's for real ♪ 571 00:19:53,629 --> 00:19:54,961 Nope. (chuckles) 572 00:19:55,169 --> 00:19:56,936 ♪ I ain't got no drama ♪ 573 00:19:57,049 --> 00:19:59,183 These are an eight, I'm shooting for a ten. 574 00:19:59,278 --> 00:20:00,879 Okay, okay. 575 00:20:01,427 --> 00:20:03,136 I'd take another look at that last pair. 576 00:20:03,457 --> 00:20:05,300 They felt mighty ten-ish. 577 00:20:05,325 --> 00:20:06,379 Here they are. 578 00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:07,496 Ah. 579 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,417 ♪ Baby's been good to me... ♪ 580 00:20:11,569 --> 00:20:12,569 (chuckles) 581 00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:13,972 What do you think? 582 00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,881 I think you got the perfect head shape for sunglasses. 583 00:20:16,988 --> 00:20:18,597 I also think I need to get back. 584 00:20:18,622 --> 00:20:19,688 One more stop. 585 00:20:20,123 --> 00:20:21,543 I need an egg cream. 586 00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:22,656 What's that now? 587 00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:24,432 It's a soda with milk in it. 588 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,991 Fox's chocolate syrup. 589 00:20:26,301 --> 00:20:27,867 It's got to have Fox's chocolate syrup. 590 00:20:27,892 --> 00:20:28,965 I'll take these. 591 00:20:31,339 --> 00:20:33,372 (kids chattering happily) 592 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,183 Okay. 593 00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:36,425 Hmm? Okay what? 594 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,496 Okay... 595 00:20:37,742 --> 00:20:39,754 to having a conversation about it. 596 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,386 What, seriously? 597 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,816 Jack, I just talked to Randall and he is amazing. 598 00:20:44,841 --> 00:20:47,722 And I know that we can't take credit for his genes, 599 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,879 but we raised him. 600 00:20:49,118 --> 00:20:50,351 - We did that. - Yeah. 601 00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:54,113 And he's this... incredible little person. 602 00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:56,949 So maybe it wouldn't be so bad to shape... 603 00:20:57,684 --> 00:20:59,136 another little incredible person. 604 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,304 Ew. 605 00:21:08,113 --> 00:21:09,953 - Yep. Chips. Okay. - Yeah, let's go get chips. 606 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:15,392 Imagine you are a tree with roots growing deeper... 607 00:21:16,249 --> 00:21:20,110 If a distraction emerges, just acknowledge it 608 00:21:20,135 --> 00:21:22,657 and return to your stillness. 609 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:27,031 Growing deeper and deeper into... 610 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,180 (indistinct) 611 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,038 (birds chirping) 612 00:21:31,478 --> 00:21:32,712 Birds! 613 00:21:34,930 --> 00:21:37,938 (drums beating, drumsticks clacking) 614 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,571 Just starting off nice and slow. 615 00:21:40,063 --> 00:21:41,798 Just like that, getting the bodies moving. 616 00:21:42,498 --> 00:21:43,431 There we go. 617 00:21:43,456 --> 00:21:45,589 And down, swing. 618 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:49,970 I'm good. 619 00:21:49,995 --> 00:21:52,354 INSTRUCTOR: No, it's all right. We're all sweating together. 620 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,777 Hey, Tobe, it's me. 621 00:21:53,802 --> 00:21:55,173 Uh, these people are insane, 622 00:21:55,198 --> 00:21:56,813 and I am seriously gonna need you 623 00:21:56,822 --> 00:21:59,356 to come and get me right n... 624 00:22:02,462 --> 00:22:04,095 What is wrong with you? 625 00:22:04,587 --> 00:22:06,321 Your voice is annoying my horses. 626 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,153 Well, your horses can deal. 627 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,173 Yeah, well, I can't. 628 00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:12,259 Your voice is annoying me, too. 629 00:22:13,182 --> 00:22:14,657 No, no, no. Hold on. 630 00:22:14,682 --> 00:22:16,657 Okay, um, I am not gonna be insulted 631 00:22:16,682 --> 00:22:19,649 by the fat camp horse guy today... I'm just not. 632 00:22:19,907 --> 00:22:21,872 I need to get the hell up out of this place. 633 00:22:21,897 --> 00:22:22,923 Good for you. 634 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:26,376 This place is... pointless. 635 00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:28,032 I didn't say that. 636 00:22:28,057 --> 00:22:30,057 It's a total waste of money. 637 00:22:30,419 --> 00:22:33,212 So we're fat. I'm fat, you're fat. 638 00:22:33,237 --> 00:22:35,079 So what? What difference does it make? 639 00:22:35,246 --> 00:22:37,407 It's cells. We just have more of 'em. 640 00:22:37,432 --> 00:22:39,465 - Actually, it's more than that... - People come here, 641 00:22:39,489 --> 00:22:40,892 lose a few pounds, 642 00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:42,931 learn how to roast some Brussels sprouts. 643 00:22:43,319 --> 00:22:45,563 And then they go home thinking they're transformed. 644 00:22:46,643 --> 00:22:47,720 But deep down... 645 00:22:48,865 --> 00:22:49,865 they're the same. 646 00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:52,002 It's a joke. 647 00:22:52,793 --> 00:22:54,251 People trying to change their lives 648 00:22:54,276 --> 00:22:55,767 is not a joke. 649 00:22:56,874 --> 00:22:58,341 People don't change. 650 00:22:59,239 --> 00:23:01,305 You know it and I know it. 651 00:23:04,204 --> 00:23:05,536 That's why you're quitting. 652 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:09,603 En garde! (acting along with scene playing in The Princess Bride on TV) 653 00:23:09,627 --> 00:23:11,626 My name is Inigo Montoya! 654 00:23:11,936 --> 00:23:13,993 You killed my father! 655 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,345 Prepare to die. 656 00:23:15,658 --> 00:23:18,024 (laughter) 657 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,399 REBECCA: Inigo. 658 00:23:20,546 --> 00:23:21,664 - (TV playing) - Yeah. 659 00:23:21,930 --> 00:23:23,572 Dad, my hair's cool, right? It's doing the thing? 660 00:23:23,596 --> 00:23:25,104 It's doing the thing. 661 00:23:25,409 --> 00:23:27,013 REBECCA: Why are all of the Madonnas in here? 662 00:23:27,037 --> 00:23:28,835 - Where's your sister? - I don't know. 663 00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:32,226 - Jack... - I'm on it, I got it. 664 00:23:32,847 --> 00:23:35,480 MADONNA (singing on stereo): ♪ I'm gonna lose my mind ♪ 665 00:23:35,939 --> 00:23:38,130 ♪ You just keep on pushing my love... ♪ 666 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:39,731 - Hi, baby. - Hi. 667 00:23:40,356 --> 00:23:42,567 Why aren't you with all your friends at Kevin's party? 668 00:23:43,079 --> 00:23:44,404 No one wanted to learn how to Vogue. 669 00:23:44,428 --> 00:23:45,989 What? Why not? 670 00:23:46,014 --> 00:23:47,544 They all like Kevin more than me. 671 00:23:47,618 --> 00:23:50,186 - Everyone does. - Come on, no, that's not true. 672 00:23:50,878 --> 00:23:52,199 - Yes, it is. - No, it's not true. 673 00:23:52,296 --> 00:23:53,560 - Yes, it is. - No. 674 00:23:54,357 --> 00:23:56,349 You think I like Kevin more than I like you? 675 00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:58,669 Honestly, I can barely stand the guy. 676 00:23:59,274 --> 00:24:00,340 Ha, ha. 677 00:24:01,901 --> 00:24:03,520 Hey, you know what I think? 678 00:24:04,731 --> 00:24:07,247 I think that your Madonna party 679 00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:11,778 is just too cool for most ten-year-olds. 680 00:24:14,113 --> 00:24:15,560 But it makes me want to Vogue. 681 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,224 But I-I don't know how to Vogue. 682 00:24:19,746 --> 00:24:20,817 Can you show me? 683 00:24:22,158 --> 00:24:24,659 Come on, help your dad out. Show me how to Vogue. 684 00:24:24,866 --> 00:24:27,075 I-I know you can teach me how to Vogue. 685 00:24:27,356 --> 00:24:27,952 Okay. 686 00:24:27,977 --> 00:24:30,545 - Okay, how do I do it? - Make L's with your hands. 687 00:24:30,798 --> 00:24:32,653 - Like this? Okay. - Yeah. 688 00:24:33,247 --> 00:24:34,601 - Oh, this side. - Both, both sides. 689 00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:36,474 - Both sides. We keep switching? - Yeah. 690 00:24:38,325 --> 00:24:39,989 Are we Vogue-ing? (gasps) 691 00:24:40,556 --> 00:24:42,067 We're Vogue-ing?! 692 00:24:42,183 --> 00:24:46,052 Wow! I had no idea it was this much fun to Vogue. 693 00:24:46,969 --> 00:24:48,512 - (chuckling) - Do we sit, or do we stand up? 694 00:24:48,536 --> 00:24:50,747 Here, let's stand up. Let's try standing up. 695 00:24:51,004 --> 00:24:52,372 - And we Vogue. - Dad. 696 00:24:52,401 --> 00:24:53,366 - Yeah? - Strike a pose! 697 00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:54,442 Strike a pose. 698 00:24:55,723 --> 00:24:58,343 Awesome. Hey, Kate. Strike a pose. 699 00:24:59,209 --> 00:25:00,202 Hey, you know what, 700 00:25:00,227 --> 00:25:01,226 - let's crank this up. - Dad? 701 00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:02,077 Yeah, baby? 702 00:25:02,273 --> 00:25:03,939 ♪ Borderline... ♪ 703 00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,429 I just kinda want to be alone right now. 704 00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:08,452 ♪ Like I'm going to lose my mind ♪ 705 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:10,242 Okay. 706 00:25:11,954 --> 00:25:12,569 Okay. 707 00:25:12,943 --> 00:25:13,943 Um... 708 00:25:15,576 --> 00:25:17,443 Well, you just come join the other party 709 00:25:17,468 --> 00:25:18,562 when you're ready, okay? 710 00:25:19,112 --> 00:25:21,257 - ♪ Borderline ♪ - Whenever you're ready. 711 00:25:21,741 --> 00:25:22,429 Okay? 712 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:23,460 We'll be over here. 713 00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:26,898 Thanks, Dad. 714 00:25:28,095 --> 00:25:29,095 Yeah. 715 00:25:29,744 --> 00:25:31,202 ♪ Over the borderline ♪ 716 00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,154 ♪ Borderline. ♪ 717 00:25:34,664 --> 00:25:35,663 Let me... Let me see if I got this. 718 00:25:35,688 --> 00:25:38,271 You had two amazing women,... 719 00:25:38,296 --> 00:25:39,773 - and you let them both go? - Yeah. 720 00:25:39,798 --> 00:25:40,949 I already know that much, thank you. 721 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:43,906 Well, lucky for you, I am the king 722 00:25:44,395 --> 00:25:45,812 of romantic grand gestures. 723 00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:48,013 You really kind of are. 724 00:25:48,038 --> 00:25:49,048 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 725 00:25:49,073 --> 00:25:50,913 See, while you were out seducing women 726 00:25:50,938 --> 00:25:52,515 with your master race bone structure 727 00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:53,929 and your perfect man-bod, 728 00:25:54,027 --> 00:25:56,210 I was logging two solid decades 729 00:25:56,235 --> 00:25:58,171 of actually doing nice things for women 730 00:25:58,196 --> 00:25:59,374 so that they fall for me. 731 00:25:59,888 --> 00:26:00,976 And on top of that... 732 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,859 And I'm not exaggerating here... 733 00:26:02,884 --> 00:26:04,835 I have seen every romantic comedy ever made. 734 00:26:05,354 --> 00:26:07,780 So... you just need to pick a girl, 735 00:26:08,987 --> 00:26:10,452 and I'm gonna help you win her back. 736 00:26:13,367 --> 00:26:14,367 Okay, I... 737 00:26:15,858 --> 00:26:17,374 - I pick, um... - Yeah? 738 00:26:19,063 --> 00:26:20,328 I mean, they're both great. I-I... 739 00:26:20,352 --> 00:26:22,677 Okay, okay, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, look at me. 740 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,545 A romantic gesture of this magnitude 741 00:26:26,570 --> 00:26:28,115 is only effective if it is directed 742 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:30,201 at the love of your life. 743 00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:31,948 All right, the end of Notting Hill 744 00:26:31,973 --> 00:26:33,990 completely falls apart if Hugh Grant thinks 745 00:26:34,015 --> 00:26:36,349 that Julia Roberts is just kinda a'ight. 746 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,983 All right? Then he's just kind of annoying her 747 00:26:38,007 --> 00:26:39,993 at a press conference, right? 748 00:26:41,622 --> 00:26:42,545 I've never seen that movie. 749 00:26:42,570 --> 00:26:43,603 Shut up. What? 750 00:26:43,628 --> 00:26:44,660 - Never. - What?! 751 00:26:45,743 --> 00:26:47,763 Alright, Kevin, close your eyes. 752 00:26:48,265 --> 00:26:50,898 - What are you gonna do? - Close your eyes. 753 00:26:53,605 --> 00:26:56,630 All right, now, I want you to picture the love of your life. 754 00:26:58,337 --> 00:27:02,139 Imagine that you have 30 seconds to win her back. 755 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:05,654 One shot, three sentences. 756 00:27:06,156 --> 00:27:07,354 What are those sentences, 757 00:27:07,379 --> 00:27:09,013 and who are you saying them to? 758 00:27:15,741 --> 00:27:16,741 There it is. 759 00:27:16,919 --> 00:27:18,748 - I got it. - I got... All right. 760 00:27:19,899 --> 00:27:21,146 - We're doing this. - Okay. 761 00:27:21,171 --> 00:27:22,663 - Toby, you're a stud. You know that? - That's what I've been trying... 762 00:27:22,687 --> 00:27:24,407 Oh, we're moving? Okay. I'm getting the car. 763 00:27:25,990 --> 00:27:29,115 Say, uh... Hey, William, I have a question. 764 00:27:29,224 --> 00:27:30,735 The only bad question is a question... 765 00:27:30,759 --> 00:27:32,492 Yep, got it. That's why I'm asking. 766 00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:34,527 Uh, we just went to three different diners 767 00:27:34,562 --> 00:27:36,629 looking for your perfect egg cream. 768 00:27:36,664 --> 00:27:39,531 One had Hershey's syrup instead of Fox's. 769 00:27:39,566 --> 00:27:40,710 The other one didn't have any to-go cups. 770 00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:42,112 Sounds like a recap, not a question. 771 00:27:42,136 --> 00:27:44,836 My question is why, after we finally found 772 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,238 your perfect egg cream that passed 773 00:27:46,274 --> 00:27:48,840 your egg cream litmus test, why, William... 774 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,842 why are you not drinking it? 775 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,410 It's not the right time yet. 776 00:27:52,435 --> 00:27:55,735 Oh, okay, no problem. Then I got plenty of time. 777 00:27:56,116 --> 00:27:57,644 Nothing career-defining going on at work... 778 00:27:57,668 --> 00:27:59,496 - Can we pull over right here? - Right here? 779 00:27:59,521 --> 00:28:00,962 - Pull into this parking lot. - Sure. 780 00:28:00,987 --> 00:28:02,230 Sure, that's... 781 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:04,699 Mm-hmm. 782 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,714 Okay. Now what? 783 00:28:16,701 --> 00:28:18,550 I was hoping to drive your car. 784 00:28:20,488 --> 00:28:21,271 You want to... 785 00:28:21,307 --> 00:28:22,940 Drive your car. Yes. 786 00:28:25,577 --> 00:28:26,876 Okay. 787 00:28:26,912 --> 00:28:30,913 (chuckling): All right, cool. 788 00:28:46,964 --> 00:28:47,996 You got it? 789 00:28:48,021 --> 00:28:49,021 Mm-hmm. 790 00:28:50,968 --> 00:28:53,234 Whenever you're ready. 791 00:28:56,204 --> 00:28:59,438 Could you plug this in to something and push play? 792 00:28:59,943 --> 00:29:01,090 Mm-hmm. 793 00:29:08,150 --> 00:29:10,117 (mid-tempo jazz playing) 794 00:29:10,652 --> 00:29:11,809 Hmm. (chuckles) 795 00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:26,418 Uh, what's happening? 796 00:29:26,443 --> 00:29:27,788 When I was a little boy in Memphis, 797 00:29:27,812 --> 00:29:30,113 there was this record shop, Hoppy's. 798 00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:32,902 I hear they tore it down a couple of years ago. 799 00:29:33,624 --> 00:29:35,496 When I was a kid, that was the place. 800 00:29:35,958 --> 00:29:37,028 They'd let you listen to any record, 801 00:29:37,052 --> 00:29:38,451 even if you wasn't gonna buy it. 802 00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:42,059 One of the owners... Mo Moretti was his name... 803 00:29:42,855 --> 00:29:45,395 He could look at you and tell what song you needed to hear. 804 00:29:46,509 --> 00:29:48,363 Every Saturday morning, we would wait for Mo 805 00:29:48,388 --> 00:29:49,388 to open up shop. 806 00:29:49,970 --> 00:29:53,337 He'd drive up in his all-black Cadillac Series '62, 807 00:29:53,615 --> 00:29:55,418 tunes flowing out the windows, 808 00:29:55,443 --> 00:29:57,371 cool shades, drinking a grape soda. 809 00:29:57,518 --> 00:29:58,518 (chuckles) 810 00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:00,902 I always wanted to be like Mo. 811 00:30:01,461 --> 00:30:02,934 Even if just for a minute. 812 00:30:03,796 --> 00:30:05,816 Driving around in a cool car, 813 00:30:07,235 --> 00:30:08,863 drinking my favorite drink, 814 00:30:09,545 --> 00:30:11,262 listening to my favorite record. 815 00:30:11,787 --> 00:30:14,355 Something I always wanted to do before I die. 816 00:30:15,131 --> 00:30:16,879 ♪ ♪ 817 00:30:20,316 --> 00:30:21,871 Then you will. 818 00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:25,004 Well, the thing is, son, 819 00:30:26,081 --> 00:30:27,613 I don't know how to drive. 820 00:30:28,740 --> 00:30:29,988 What's that, now? 821 00:30:30,013 --> 00:30:31,613 I never got my license. Never needed to. 822 00:30:32,007 --> 00:30:33,473 Lived in cities most of my life, 823 00:30:33,509 --> 00:30:36,209 and never could really afford a car when I didn't. 824 00:30:37,779 --> 00:30:39,850 It's embarrassing to have to admit, at my age, 825 00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:41,148 I don't know how to drive. 826 00:30:41,281 --> 00:30:42,281 ♪ ♪ 827 00:30:45,022 --> 00:30:46,233 You want me to show you how? 828 00:30:47,491 --> 00:30:48,991 I was hoping you would. 829 00:30:49,357 --> 00:30:52,850 Yes, that would mean a lot to me. 830 00:30:54,787 --> 00:30:55,692 All right, then. 831 00:30:55,717 --> 00:30:56,639 (chuckles): All right. 832 00:30:56,664 --> 00:30:57,951 You know anything at all? 833 00:30:58,006 --> 00:30:59,842 - Just the basics. - Okay. 834 00:30:59,936 --> 00:31:01,240 You good in that mirror over on the left? 835 00:31:01,265 --> 00:31:02,028 Mm-hmm. 836 00:31:02,053 --> 00:31:03,903 - Rearview mirror? - Rearview's good. 837 00:31:03,928 --> 00:31:05,304 - Mirror on the right? - Mirror's good. 838 00:31:05,328 --> 00:31:08,206 - INSTRUCTOR: Welcome. Join us. - (rhythmic drumming) 839 00:31:09,959 --> 00:31:12,412 Here we go, guys. Find the rhythm. 840 00:31:12,944 --> 00:31:14,405 There it is. 841 00:31:21,826 --> 00:31:23,147 Find that rhythm, guys. 842 00:31:23,647 --> 00:31:25,927 What's causing you to move? Huh? 843 00:31:26,139 --> 00:31:27,139 Why are you here? 844 00:31:28,348 --> 00:31:29,348 Is it guilt? 845 00:31:30,395 --> 00:31:31,395 Is it rage? 846 00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:36,031 Is it sadness? Is it fear? 847 00:31:36,153 --> 00:31:37,489 Maybe it's loneliness. 848 00:31:37,786 --> 00:31:38,832 Whatever it is, 849 00:31:39,370 --> 00:31:41,286 I want it to flow through your hands 850 00:31:42,322 --> 00:31:43,770 and I want you to let it out. 851 00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:47,156 All right? Let it all out. 852 00:31:47,815 --> 00:31:48,871 Pound it! 853 00:31:51,946 --> 00:31:53,024 Here we go! 854 00:31:59,441 --> 00:32:00,441 Let it out! 855 00:32:04,128 --> 00:32:05,501 One more time! Let's go! 856 00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:07,688 Here we go! 857 00:32:11,401 --> 00:32:12,433 REBECCA: Randall! 858 00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:17,367 Pound it! 859 00:32:17,594 --> 00:32:18,711 - Yeah. - Strike a pose! 860 00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:19,736 Strike a pose. 861 00:32:21,194 --> 00:32:22,282 Awesome. Hey, Kate. 862 00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:23,709 Strike a pose. 863 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,017 ♪ Oh ♪ 864 00:32:37,327 --> 00:32:38,799 ♪ Oh ♪ 865 00:32:42,808 --> 00:32:43,995 ♪ Oh ♪ 866 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:47,816 - Here we go! - (screams) 867 00:32:48,329 --> 00:32:50,396 (continues screaming) 868 00:32:52,850 --> 00:32:54,253 You all right? 869 00:32:55,451 --> 00:32:58,720 (drumming continues) 870 00:33:04,488 --> 00:33:05,824 KEVIN: Alright. 871 00:33:07,049 --> 00:33:07,907 Thank you. 872 00:33:07,932 --> 00:33:08,957 TOBY: Go with God. 873 00:33:17,854 --> 00:33:19,020 (exhales) 874 00:33:21,692 --> 00:33:23,019 (knocking on door) 875 00:33:26,426 --> 00:33:27,558 Hi. 876 00:33:32,855 --> 00:33:33,954 - Kevin. - I... 877 00:33:34,693 --> 00:33:35,472 Before you say anything, 878 00:33:35,497 --> 00:33:37,497 there's three sentences I need to say to you, okay? 879 00:33:38,672 --> 00:33:40,136 - What? - I was head-over-heels in love with you 880 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,200 the moment that I saw you. 881 00:33:43,133 --> 00:33:44,675 I never should've let you get away. 882 00:33:45,636 --> 00:33:46,683 And, uh... 883 00:33:48,805 --> 00:33:51,639 It's like, you were part of me, you know, 884 00:33:51,664 --> 00:33:53,749 like you were my arm, and when I lost you, it's like, 885 00:33:53,774 --> 00:33:56,781 I... lost my arm. 886 00:33:58,948 --> 00:34:00,034 Dot, dot, dot. 887 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,613 It's like I've been walking around 888 00:34:03,022 --> 00:34:05,472 without an arm for over a decade, 889 00:34:05,496 --> 00:34:06,745 you know, and, uh... 890 00:34:08,030 --> 00:34:09,030 comma, 891 00:34:11,021 --> 00:34:12,527 I really want my arm back. 892 00:34:14,876 --> 00:34:16,933 You know, 'cause I never stopped thinking about it, 893 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:22,073 comma, not... ever. 894 00:34:27,929 --> 00:34:29,762 Parentheses, you look amazing. 895 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:32,323 By the way. 896 00:34:36,955 --> 00:34:38,144 End parentheses. 897 00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:41,610 Period. 898 00:34:44,289 --> 00:34:46,277 You gonna say anything, at all? 899 00:34:47,915 --> 00:34:49,230 - Kevin. - Yeah. 900 00:34:51,519 --> 00:34:54,092 My ex-husband who I haven't seen in 12 years 901 00:34:55,258 --> 00:34:57,527 just shows up at my doorstep unannounced. 902 00:34:57,552 --> 00:35:00,519 You know, I'm not exactly sure what you want me to say. 903 00:35:02,369 --> 00:35:03,456 Okay. Um... 904 00:35:04,433 --> 00:35:05,652 Say, um... 905 00:35:05,677 --> 00:35:06,738 S... Say I can come in. 906 00:35:06,763 --> 00:35:07,839 I can't say that. 907 00:35:10,070 --> 00:35:11,073 Okay. 908 00:35:13,819 --> 00:35:15,191 Can you say you'll think about... 909 00:35:16,901 --> 00:35:17,863 meeting up with me? 910 00:35:17,888 --> 00:35:19,012 Maybe we can have a conversation, 911 00:35:19,036 --> 00:35:20,800 just... I want to talk to you. 912 00:35:32,175 --> 00:35:33,340 Okay. 913 00:35:36,713 --> 00:35:39,017 (scoffs) You always have to go big, don't you, Pearson? 914 00:35:39,529 --> 00:35:42,102 For you, Sophie... always. 915 00:35:48,094 --> 00:35:50,094 (TV playing indistinctly) 916 00:35:57,759 --> 00:35:58,925 Kev. 917 00:35:59,443 --> 00:36:00,443 Hey. Come here. 918 00:36:05,003 --> 00:36:06,303 So... 919 00:36:07,103 --> 00:36:09,352 Sophie is Kate's best friend 920 00:36:09,377 --> 00:36:11,025 and she's spending the whole party with you. 921 00:36:11,049 --> 00:36:14,050 So don't you think that maybe... you should suggest to her 922 00:36:15,165 --> 00:36:17,260 that she should go play with your sister for a little while? 923 00:36:17,284 --> 00:36:18,454 I can't, Dad. 924 00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:23,118 I love her. 925 00:36:31,954 --> 00:36:32,959 JACK: Wow. 926 00:36:32,994 --> 00:36:35,848 So this whole party was for Sophie. 927 00:36:37,063 --> 00:36:38,806 - I guess. - (chuckles) 928 00:36:39,146 --> 00:36:40,147 (laughs) 929 00:36:41,226 --> 00:36:42,055 He loves her. 930 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,080 Oh, boy. 931 00:36:43,794 --> 00:36:45,053 (on TV): As you wish. 932 00:36:47,170 --> 00:36:48,498 (horse whinnies) 933 00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:52,334 You're still here. 934 00:36:53,556 --> 00:36:54,916 I know what you were doing before, 935 00:36:54,961 --> 00:36:57,161 with the whole grabbing my phone and being a dick thing. 936 00:36:58,022 --> 00:37:00,905 You were being hard on me so I would push myself. 937 00:37:02,294 --> 00:37:04,303 And I think I do I need to deal with the stuff 938 00:37:04,328 --> 00:37:05,483 that I've been avoiding. 939 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,294 You know, see what's behind the weight. 940 00:37:08,319 --> 00:37:09,319 So... 941 00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:11,195 thanks. 942 00:37:11,493 --> 00:37:12,639 For being a dick. 943 00:37:13,168 --> 00:37:14,168 I needed it. 944 00:37:16,225 --> 00:37:17,373 Like I said, 945 00:37:18,185 --> 00:37:20,037 your voice was annoying my horses. 946 00:37:21,727 --> 00:37:23,186 That's why I grabbed it. 947 00:37:24,241 --> 00:37:25,936 And I wasn't being a dick. 948 00:37:26,861 --> 00:37:27,920 I am a dick. 949 00:37:29,515 --> 00:37:30,515 Oh. 950 00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:33,358 That said... 951 00:37:36,074 --> 00:37:37,514 ... I'm glad you're staying. 952 00:37:38,937 --> 00:37:40,600 You see, 'cause I happen to think 953 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:42,061 that you are as sexy as hell. 954 00:37:44,756 --> 00:37:46,264 And I'm in cabin 13. 955 00:37:48,517 --> 00:37:49,522 When you're ready. 956 00:37:51,371 --> 00:37:52,061 No, thanks. 957 00:37:52,086 --> 00:37:53,086 No, you don't see... 958 00:37:53,485 --> 00:37:54,881 See, you don't see it yet. 959 00:37:56,134 --> 00:37:57,134 But this? 960 00:37:58,951 --> 00:37:59,951 This is happening. 961 00:38:02,886 --> 00:38:04,358 Oh, but it's not. 962 00:38:04,966 --> 00:38:06,905 Oh, but it is. 963 00:38:11,697 --> 00:38:13,139 N-no, it's not. 964 00:38:15,109 --> 00:38:16,287 - Oh... - (sighs) 965 00:38:17,013 --> 00:38:18,131 I can't move. 966 00:38:19,770 --> 00:38:22,069 I have to wash my face but I cannot move. 967 00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:23,647 Will you wash my face for me? 968 00:38:23,672 --> 00:38:25,444 Oh, I can't. I'm dead. 969 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:27,030 Three parties killed me. 970 00:38:29,194 --> 00:38:29,987 Hey, Bec? 971 00:38:30,012 --> 00:38:31,012 Yeah? 972 00:38:32,049 --> 00:38:33,592 The talks don't work anymore. 973 00:38:36,311 --> 00:38:38,287 I couldn't make Kate feel better. 974 00:38:39,058 --> 00:38:40,757 And that's like... 975 00:38:40,782 --> 00:38:41,819 my thing. 976 00:38:41,844 --> 00:38:42,844 You know? 977 00:38:43,483 --> 00:38:45,498 I tried, but it just... it didn't stick. 978 00:38:46,371 --> 00:38:47,514 (chuckles) 979 00:38:48,316 --> 00:38:49,991 We can't have another kid right now. 980 00:38:50,016 --> 00:38:51,016 No. 981 00:38:53,095 --> 00:38:55,475 I think the three of them are only gonna get more difficult. 982 00:38:55,608 --> 00:38:56,764 - Yeah. - Yeah. 983 00:38:56,978 --> 00:38:58,116 (exhales) 984 00:39:00,035 --> 00:39:02,975 I miss when Kevin used to call hiccups "hee-bots." 985 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,592 - (laughs) - Remember that? 986 00:39:04,617 --> 00:39:06,405 - Yeah. Yeah. - Hmm. 987 00:39:07,973 --> 00:39:10,491 I miss when you used to look in the rearview mirror 988 00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:12,717 and they'd all be asleep in their car seats, 989 00:39:12,742 --> 00:39:14,342 just mouths wide open. Ah. 990 00:39:14,627 --> 00:39:17,061 I miss when all of their outfits used to match. 991 00:39:17,616 --> 00:39:18,616 Yeah. 992 00:39:20,603 --> 00:39:21,603 (kisses) 993 00:39:21,832 --> 00:39:23,420 (grunts, sighs) 994 00:39:25,218 --> 00:39:26,361 Hey, maybe we could at least... 995 00:39:26,385 --> 00:39:27,694 No. We're not getting a dog. 996 00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:28,741 No? Okay. 997 00:39:29,248 --> 00:39:30,715 (kids clamoring) 998 00:39:31,459 --> 00:39:33,123 KEVIN: Eat this, Randall! 999 00:39:34,741 --> 00:39:36,241 (grunting, growling) 1000 00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:38,186 (sighing): Oh. Thank God. 1001 00:39:38,211 --> 00:39:39,211 (chuckles) 1002 00:39:39,498 --> 00:39:40,787 (whispers): Surprise attack. 1003 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:42,065 Surprise attack! 1004 00:39:42,101 --> 00:39:43,537 (shouting, screaming) 1005 00:39:45,194 --> 00:39:46,694 - Daddy! - (laughs) 1006 00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:48,620 - No, no, no! - Oh, I got you! 1007 00:39:49,142 --> 00:39:50,966 I got a shield, I got a human shield! 1008 00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,436 - Help me! - I have a human shield! 1009 00:39:52,461 --> 00:39:54,327 Oh, no, no! Whoa! 1010 00:39:55,219 --> 00:39:56,640 It's all you, Will Hill. 1011 00:39:57,104 --> 00:39:58,550 Oh, I think I'm getting the hang of this, Randall. 1012 00:39:58,574 --> 00:39:59,726 You got this. 1013 00:40:00,158 --> 00:40:03,515 Yeah. You've been driving for a good... 15 minutes, now. 1014 00:40:03,540 --> 00:40:04,890 (Randall laughs) 1015 00:40:04,915 --> 00:40:07,382 Ah, this is a dream come true, right here. 1016 00:40:08,246 --> 00:40:09,812 Thank you so much, Randall. 1017 00:40:10,512 --> 00:40:12,015 - It's my pleasure. - Wow. 1018 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:12,858 Watch me do this. 1019 00:40:12,883 --> 00:40:13,916 Let's see. 1020 00:40:15,469 --> 00:40:17,035 RANDALL: Oh, I could take a nap, now! 1021 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,466 WILLIAM: Hey! Man... 1022 00:40:18,501 --> 00:40:20,086 (laughter) 1023 00:40:20,171 --> 00:40:22,372 WILLIAM: Did I scare you a little bit there, son? 1024 00:40:22,397 --> 00:40:23,463 (Randall laughs) 1025 00:40:23,488 --> 00:40:25,988 WILLIAM: Man, chill out! 1026 00:40:26,293 --> 00:40:29,221 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1027 00:40:29,330 --> 00:40:30,471 JACK: Whoa! 1028 00:40:30,926 --> 00:40:32,034 (Rebecca shrieks) 1029 00:40:32,327 --> 00:40:33,908 JACK: Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1030 00:40:42,806 --> 00:40:44,806 JACK: Oh, you're in trouble now! 1031 00:40:45,013 --> 00:40:46,252 ♪ Oh ♪ 1032 00:40:46,331 --> 00:40:47,598 KEVIN: Do you happen to know 1033 00:40:47,623 --> 00:40:49,034 if you have six fingers 1034 00:40:49,318 --> 00:40:50,484 on your right hand? 1035 00:40:50,643 --> 00:40:51,713 (laughter) 1036 00:40:52,179 --> 00:40:54,393 Do you have six fingers on your right hand? 1037 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:56,753 (grunts) 1038 00:40:57,104 --> 00:40:58,495 (laughter) 1039 00:41:07,322 --> 00:41:09,252 One, two, three. 1040 00:41:11,751 --> 00:41:14,251 ♪ ♪ 1041 00:41:17,370 --> 00:41:18,541 Waiting! 1042 00:41:18,566 --> 00:41:19,750 Okay. No peeking. 1043 00:41:22,415 --> 00:41:23,885 JACK: Oh! 1044 00:41:25,853 --> 00:41:27,799 KIDS: Happy birthday, Daddy! 1045 00:41:28,767 --> 00:41:30,433 ♪ ♪ 1046 00:41:46,148 --> 00:41:48,796 synced and corrected by susinz www.addic7ed.com