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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Did we talk about going home
from the bar together? Sure.
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But nothing actually happened.
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Kind of feels like it.
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It does feel like it.
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Why does it feel like it?
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- Hi, Mary.
- Hey, John.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I lost my job,
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so, while I'm figuring
things out, I'm a bag boy.
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Aren't you a little overqualified?
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Very.
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You've got a PhD.
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You're the smartest person here.
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Well...
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In physics,
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potential energy is a fascinating topic.
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Objects like springs store
energy when they're coiled,
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waiting to unleash their full potential
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and soar to the heavens.
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Would you look at me go!
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Even in toy form, I'm
shooting for the stars.
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While the potential energy of an object
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can be measured in absolutes,
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human potential remains more elusive.
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Sometimes, people seem to have
all the potential in the world,
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but for some reason
stay stuck to the ground.
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But why are you wasting your time here
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when you could be doing science?
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I told you, I'm happy here.
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How could you be happy?
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You have a doctorate in physics,
and you're sticking labels
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to a case of beans.
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I had to work here a month
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before they let me use this thing.
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And yet, I could go buy a
real gun on my lunch break.
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Ha! Texas, huh?
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But don't you miss trying to unlock
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the secrets of the universe?
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Sheldon, I spent my life
chasing theoreticals.
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Here, I have tangible accomplishments
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and I get to listen to
relaxing Top 40 music.
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Do you know this band, Air Supply?
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They're terrific.
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♪ I'm all out of love ♪
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♪ I'm so lost without you ♪
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♪ I know you were right ♪
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♪ Believing... ♪
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- Hey.
- Hmm?
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What kind of things
you and Darlene do when,
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- you know, you go out on a date?
- Oh.
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All kinds of stuff.
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But it doesn't matter what we do
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as long as we're together.
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Looking for a thing to do here.
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All right.
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Nice to see you're
thinking about your wife.
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I'm trying.
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Darlene and I love to go line dancing.
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- Next.
- Let's see.
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There's the Roundabout.
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What's that?
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It's a roller rink.
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They have cool lights and a DJ.
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It's like a disco.
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So, when I said no to line dancing,
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you thought, "Let's
put George on wheels."
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Ooh.
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Take her bowling.
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- I don't want to take her bowling.
- Fine.
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But it doesn't matter where you go.
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She's just gonna be happy you're trying.
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I hope so.
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It's nice to see I'm
finally rubbing off on you.
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I am capable of being a decent husband.
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Oh, of course you are.
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Don't patronize me.
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I could stop, but then
what will we have left?
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Well, we don't carry hockey skates.
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Uh, heck, I know of a place up north
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where you can find them.
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It's called Canada.
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You're early.
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I was sitting in algebra and realized,
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don't know what "X" is,
don't care what "X" is.
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Boy, I hear "ex" and I think of a woman
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who took half my stuff.
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- That's my problem.
- Mind if I change?
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Yeah, please, go right ahead.
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Why else would I have
a private bathroom?
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Thanks.
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- Did you like school?
- Hated it.
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I quit and I joined the Army.
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How was that?
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Less girls, more getting shot at.
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Well, at least you made it out alive.
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Well, then I got married.
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Made me kind of miss getting shot at.
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Have you ever been happy?
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Ooh, let's see.
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No.
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Could you not do that in front of me?
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I need your help.
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Why are you in my car?
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Well, I was waiting outside,
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but then an angry squirrel
forced me to seek shelter.
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What do you want?
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I need you to talk to Dr. Sturgis.
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He's wasting his time
working in a grocery store.
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- Oh, then the rumor is true?
- Yes.
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Good, I spread it heavily
at the faculty mixer.
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Well, please.
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He won't listen to me.
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I'm hoping you can talk
some sense into him.
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Sheldon, he's a grown man.
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Perhaps in a little
apron with a nametag...
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is how I'm picturing it.
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- That's exactly right.
- Excellent.
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So, will you talk to him?
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Look, if he doesn't want to come back,
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I certainly can't force him.
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But he's wasting his potential.
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I'm just curious, if
he were to come back,
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would you spend more time with him,
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and therefore less time with me?
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I suppose so. Why?
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No reason. Get out.
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John.
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Hello, Grant. What brings you here?
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Well, I'm here to convince you
to come back to the university.
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A mind like yours needs to be working
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on the advancement of science.
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Well, I did that for 50 years.
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Now I'm content just keeping
these cucumbers crunchy.
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But exciting new things are
happening in string theory.
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Don't you want to be a part of that?
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Wasting years scrambling away
at the academic hamster wheel?
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Constantly worried
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that your life's work
is just one big dead end?
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Sure, some paths of
research may not pan out,
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but we still have to try, right?
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Do we?
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- Of course.
- I don't know.
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Einstein spent the last
30 years of his life
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on the grand unified field
theory and got nowhere.
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Well, I wouldn't say nowhere,
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but I suppose he never did crack it.
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And to this day, no one has.
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- True.
- In fact,
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most of his major
accomplishments occurred
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when he was a young man,
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which you and I most certainly are not.
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Sometimes I look in the mirror
and I think, "Who is that?"
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Would you like to give
these cucumbers a spritz?
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No, thank you.
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Do you sell liquor here?
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You wanted to see me?
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Actually, I wanted to see you yesterday,
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but you weren't in school.
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You noticed that, huh?
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I've noticed it a lot lately.
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Level with me, son.
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Is it drinking? Drugs?
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Actually, it's work.
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Oh. I don't think I
have a pamphlet for that.
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You sure you didn't
get a girl in trouble?
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You will at some point, just take it.
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My boss has been letting
me pick up some extra hours.
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You just can't ditch school.
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It's not like I'm going to college.
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Son, a diploma's important.
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Why?
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At least at work I'm
getting actual experience
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and making money.
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Well, you saying you're gonna drop out?
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I guess I am.
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Does your father know about this?
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No.
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Don't you think you should tell him?
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I don't really want to.
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Well, if you don't
tell him, I'm going to.
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That'd be great.
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You're the best.
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You never know.
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Come on, Mom, don't you wish you were
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watching television, too?
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Clarissa Marie Darling...
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You look nice.
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Oh, no, are we going to church?
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No, your father and I have a date night.
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Why? Don't you have enough kids?
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That is not what date night means.
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Georgie here?
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He's in his room.
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What's going on?
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- George?
- Oh, good, more drama.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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What is going on?
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He's dropping out of school.
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What?! Oh, no, you're not.
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It's not a big deal.
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You better believe it's a big deal.
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You are finishing high
school, end of discussion.
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It's my life.
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It's my house.
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If you're don't go to
school, you can't live here.
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Hold on, we are not kicking him out.
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The hell we're not!
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I'll pack right now.
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Stop, you don't have to go.
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Yes, he does. My house, my rules.
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It is my house, too.
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- Oh, really?
- Yes, really.
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Is Dale here?
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Yeah, what's up?
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I would like to have a word with him.
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Better him than me. Have at it.
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Dale, Mary coming in hot!
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Did you tell Georgie
to drop out of school?
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What? No.
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Well, he did, and you had
something to do with it.
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Well, no, he was just
complaining about school
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and I told him I dropped out.
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Dale,
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you know that he looks up to you.
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He does, doesn't he?
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Which is why you need to tell him
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that he is making a big mistake.
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Oh, I don't think I can do that.
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Why not?
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Well, I don't believe he is.
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How could you say that?
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I did it, worked out fine.
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Will you back me up here, please?
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I agree with him.
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You do?
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You do?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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The kid's a natural salesman.
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I mean, school's not
gonna help with that.
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So, you are fine with your
grandson throwing his life away
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so that he can sell fishing
rods and baseball bats?
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Excuse me, those fishing rods provided
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a nice life for me and my family.
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What family?
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You're divorced, and your
kids don't talk to you.
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Help me out here.
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A diploma would not have
made his life better.
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Thank you. What she said.
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She really took his side?
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I don't want to talk about that.
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I thought you two had date night.
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I don't want to talk about that, either.
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Why isn't Georgie eating with us?
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Let's talk about anything else.
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Ooh. Perhaps this is a good
time for a physics joke.
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It isn't.
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That's the cool thing about
physics, time is relative.
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Okay, here we go.
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Why was the pirate worried that
his shoes were less than "H"?
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Because he had to walk the Planck.
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Get it? Because Max Planck is
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a famous physicist who
discovered a constant
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which is represented
by "H." And then he...
267
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If Georgie's kicked
out, can I have his room?
268
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We are not kicking Georgie out.
269
00:10:28,138 --> 00:10:29,566
You want to start this up again?
270
00:10:29,569 --> 00:10:31,343
Or can we just be mad
at your mom and Dale?
271
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- And Georgie.
- Thank you. And Georgie.
272
00:10:33,297 --> 00:10:34,496
Let's just eat.
273
00:10:36,835 --> 00:10:39,783
So can anyone drop out or do
you need to be a certain age?
274
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You are not dropping out of school.
275
00:10:41,358 --> 00:10:44,128
Until you're 16... then
they legally can't stop you.
276
00:10:44,131 --> 00:10:45,282
Good to know.
277
00:10:45,285 --> 00:10:47,257
This is exactly what I was afraid of.
278
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What do you want me to do about it?
279
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I would encourage you to
love and nurture the one child
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you have who's destined for success.
281
00:10:58,508 --> 00:11:00,804
Dale, it's for you!
282
00:11:00,807 --> 00:11:02,079
What are you thinking?!
283
00:11:02,082 --> 00:11:03,603
I'm thinking I should've went home
284
00:11:03,606 --> 00:11:04,816
after your wife left.
285
00:11:04,819 --> 00:11:06,776
Georgie's only got one
more year of school,
286
00:11:06,779 --> 00:11:08,294
and then he can do whatever he wants.
287
00:11:08,297 --> 00:11:10,764
I don't want to come
between you and your family.
288
00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:11,885
Too late.
289
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,954
Listen, I know you're upset,
290
00:11:13,957 --> 00:11:16,014
but the person you
ought to be yelling at
291
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is Georgie, not us.
292
00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,331
I yelled at him... it didn't help!
293
00:11:19,334 --> 00:11:20,859
Is this helping?
294
00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:22,858
A little, yes.
295
00:11:22,861 --> 00:11:24,623
So I'm datin' a dropout?
296
00:11:24,626 --> 00:11:27,445
No, you're datin' a guy
with a full-time job.
297
00:11:27,448 --> 00:11:29,481
And your parents are okay with this?
298
00:11:29,483 --> 00:11:31,476
They'll come around.
299
00:11:32,472 --> 00:11:34,376
By the way, can I crash at your place?
300
00:11:34,378 --> 00:11:35,455
No!
301
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:37,446
My father already doesn't
think you're good enough for me.
302
00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:39,179
And I don't want him to know he's right.
303
00:11:39,182 --> 00:11:40,436
He's not right!
304
00:11:40,439 --> 00:11:42,301
He might be a little right.
305
00:11:42,304 --> 00:11:44,865
I thought you'd be more supportive.
306
00:11:44,868 --> 00:11:47,159
And I thought we were
gonna be seniors together.
307
00:11:47,162 --> 00:11:49,581
Homecoming court, prom king and queen.
308
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,747
Voted most likely to
stay together forever.
309
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,318
We can still stay together.
310
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,643
They can't vote for you
if you're not a senior!
311
00:11:58,942 --> 00:12:01,148
I don't think this is gonna work out.
312
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,185
You're breakin' up with me?
313
00:12:03,187 --> 00:12:05,611
- Yeah.
- You're serious?
314
00:12:05,613 --> 00:12:07,519
I feel like I don't have a choice.
315
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,678
Fine, as a workin' man I shouldn't be
316
00:12:11,681 --> 00:12:14,369
dating a girl in high school
anyway... it's immature.
317
00:12:15,341 --> 00:12:16,941
Just take me home.
318
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,459
'Cause it's a school night?
319
00:12:18,462 --> 00:12:20,455
How cute.
320
00:12:25,949 --> 00:12:27,289
- Take me back.
- No.
321
00:12:27,292 --> 00:12:28,981
Dang it.
322
00:12:28,984 --> 00:12:30,777
This is Grant Linkletter.
323
00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:32,978
I'm not home, please leave a message.
324
00:12:34,282 --> 00:12:36,143
Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.
325
00:12:36,145 --> 00:12:37,488
I haven't heard back from you.
326
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:40,007
I hope everything went
well with Dr. Sturgis.
327
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,945
Perhaps you two got caught
up discussing physics.
328
00:12:42,948 --> 00:12:45,250
Time does fly when you're having fun.
329
00:12:45,252 --> 00:12:47,286
So what does it all mean, John?
330
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,076
Maybe you should ask someone
331
00:12:49,079 --> 00:12:51,633
who isn't drinking on a park bench.
332
00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:54,278
You work your whole life.
333
00:12:54,281 --> 00:12:56,876
It all seems so important
at the time, but is it?
334
00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:58,956
That's a good question.
335
00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:02,231
It puts me in mind of, uh, Camus'
336
00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:05,271
The Myth of Siphisus...
337
00:13:05,274 --> 00:13:06,589
Siphaphis...
338
00:13:06,592 --> 00:13:09,119
- Sisyphus.
- That's the guy.
339
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,329
Every day
340
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,844
he rolled the rock up the mountain,
341
00:13:13,847 --> 00:13:15,578
and every day
342
00:13:15,581 --> 00:13:17,874
it rolled back down.
343
00:13:17,877 --> 00:13:19,565
That's what it seems like.
344
00:13:19,568 --> 00:13:20,865
But you escaped.
345
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,513
You stopped rolling that rock.
346
00:13:22,516 --> 00:13:24,593
Well, that's what I thought.
347
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:28,642
But every single bag of groceries
348
00:13:28,645 --> 00:13:32,167
I fill, there's another
one right behind it.
349
00:13:32,169 --> 00:13:34,692
So what do we do about it?
350
00:13:34,695 --> 00:13:36,455
We sing.
351
00:13:36,457 --> 00:13:38,361
What do we sing?
352
00:13:38,363 --> 00:13:42,523
♪ When you're too old to work ♪
353
00:13:42,526 --> 00:13:45,557
♪ And you're too young to die ♪
354
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,781
♪ Who will take care of you? ♪
355
00:13:47,784 --> 00:13:49,732
♪ How will you get by? ♪
356
00:13:49,735 --> 00:13:52,505
♪ When you're too old to work ♪
357
00:13:52,508 --> 00:13:55,799
♪ And you're too young to die? ♪
358
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,609
I don't think I know that one.
359
00:13:58,783 --> 00:14:01,986
Do you know "Lollipop"?
360
00:14:01,989 --> 00:14:05,853
♪ Lollipop, lollipop, ooh,
lolli, lollipop, lollipop ♪
361
00:14:05,856 --> 00:14:08,063
♪ Lollipop, ooh, lolli, lollipop ♪
362
00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:11,053
♪ Lollipop, lollipop,
ooh, lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
363
00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:12,571
♪ Lollipop ♪
364
00:14:13,831 --> 00:14:16,601
♪ Lollipop, lollipop, lolli, lolli ♪
365
00:14:16,604 --> 00:14:18,595
♪ Lolli, lollipop, lollipop ♪
366
00:14:18,598 --> 00:14:20,295
♪ Lolli, lolli, lollipop... ♪
367
00:14:20,298 --> 00:14:23,199
I bet those losers dropped
out of high school, too.
368
00:14:23,201 --> 00:14:26,165
♪ Lollipop ♪
369
00:14:28,746 --> 00:14:30,551
Sorry I got riled up.
370
00:14:30,554 --> 00:14:31,811
Don't worry about it.
371
00:14:31,814 --> 00:14:33,849
Mary's over here all the time yellin'
372
00:14:33,852 --> 00:14:36,228
about something... it was
a pleasant change of pace.
373
00:14:40,073 --> 00:14:41,544
What are you doin' here?
374
00:14:41,618 --> 00:14:43,188
What are you doin' here?
375
00:14:43,191 --> 00:14:44,658
I was hopin' to stay here tonight.
376
00:14:44,661 --> 00:14:45,784
Well, you can't.
377
00:14:45,787 --> 00:14:46,913
This ain't your house.
378
00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:47,997
It ain't yours, either.
379
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,697
It's my house, and I get to say
380
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,376
who stays and who goes.
381
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:52,634
Okay, well, I'll be going.
382
00:14:52,637 --> 00:14:54,281
Oh, you're staying.
383
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,404
You can go.
384
00:14:56,407 --> 00:14:58,269
Lucky.
385
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,615
How come Sheldon doesn't
help with the dishes?
386
00:15:00,618 --> 00:15:02,739
When you do their taxes,
I'll do the dishes.
387
00:15:02,742 --> 00:15:04,317
If you don't like washing dishes,
388
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,066
that is a good reason to stay in school
389
00:15:06,069 --> 00:15:07,714
and get your diploma.
390
00:15:07,717 --> 00:15:10,531
You have a high school diploma,
and you wash dishes every day.
391
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,282
Thank you. Helpful.
392
00:15:12,284 --> 00:15:14,885
Although I do think Missy
should stay in school.
393
00:15:14,888 --> 00:15:16,712
You think everyone
should stay in school.
394
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:19,310
Well, I understand why someone
like Georgie would rather work,
395
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:21,780
but if you drop out, I
think you would regret it.
396
00:15:21,783 --> 00:15:22,950
Why?
397
00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:24,517
Historically, women in the workplace
398
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:25,798
have been undervalued.
399
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,925
You don't want to make it easier
400
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,330
for people to do that to you.
401
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:29,457
He's right.
402
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:31,302
Not a problem if I marry a rich guy.
403
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,401
You should marry someone for love.
404
00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:36,146
You married Dad for love and
there's a lot of bickering.
405
00:15:36,149 --> 00:15:38,313
- That's not true.
- Thank you.
406
00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:40,263
She married him 'cause she was pregnant.
407
00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:42,204
I can finish these up on my own.
408
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,241
Good, I have a date with Fresh Prince
409
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,581
who by the way is so rich.
410
00:15:47,668 --> 00:15:49,016
Okay, here's the deal.
411
00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:51,683
You get one night here, then you're out.
412
00:15:51,686 --> 00:15:54,039
You're not being very
grandmotherly right now.
413
00:15:54,042 --> 00:15:55,844
Where's the milk? Where's the cookies?
414
00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:57,535
Do you believe this kid?
415
00:15:57,538 --> 00:15:59,507
I could go for a cookie.
416
00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:01,112
No one's gettin' a cookie!
417
00:16:01,115 --> 00:16:02,547
One night here is fine.
418
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,222
I'll be workin' more
hours now so I'll be able
419
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,779
- to get my own place soon.
- Yeah, about that.
420
00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:09,553
I can't let you work
full-time at the store.
421
00:16:09,555 --> 00:16:10,946
What? Why not?
422
00:16:10,949 --> 00:16:12,742
Well, your parents are pretty upset.
423
00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:14,967
I'm not gonna get in the middle of that.
424
00:16:14,970 --> 00:16:17,135
I'll just get a job somewhere else.
425
00:16:17,138 --> 00:16:18,559
That's your business.
426
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:21,467
For God's sake.
427
00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:23,723
Who's left that I know?
428
00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:26,795
Finally!
429
00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:28,521
The right house!
430
00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:35,116
Kids in bed?
431
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,589
Not all of 'em.
432
00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:39,233
Mary, if we let Georgie stay here,
433
00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:42,094
we're just makin' this
all too easy for him.
434
00:16:42,097 --> 00:16:44,425
I don't want to fight.
435
00:16:44,428 --> 00:16:47,726
I just want to know
that our son is okay.
436
00:16:47,729 --> 00:16:49,330
He's fine.
437
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,628
He's stayin' at your mom's.
438
00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:54,274
Well, that's something.
439
00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:57,984
Although, where does she get off
440
00:16:57,987 --> 00:16:59,533
thinking that it's a good idea
441
00:16:59,536 --> 00:17:01,450
for him to drop out of school
442
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:02,745
and then lettin' him
443
00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:04,604
live with her after he does it.
444
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,424
- That's what I said.
- Good!
445
00:17:06,427 --> 00:17:08,591
Maybe they'll learn to
mind their own business!
446
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,152
Will you please stop fighting?
447
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,236
Oh, no.
448
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,785
Sweetie, no, we're not fighting.
449
00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:15,950
We're just agreeing
with each other angrily.
450
00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:22,529
Here's the deal... you get one
night here, then you're out.
451
00:17:22,532 --> 00:17:23,998
And don't ask for cookies.
452
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,654
She is in no mood.
453
00:17:25,657 --> 00:17:27,301
Well...
454
00:17:27,304 --> 00:17:30,216
You know who's at my place?
455
00:17:30,219 --> 00:17:31,767
No one.
456
00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:35,545
I think I should stay here
and keep an eye on these two.
457
00:17:35,547 --> 00:17:37,366
It wasn't an invite.
458
00:17:37,369 --> 00:17:39,923
Just something I was looking forward to.
459
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,947
Later.
460
00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:44,157
Bye.
461
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,021
Did he get a haircut?
462
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,441
It looks really nice.
463
00:17:51,597 --> 00:17:53,100
So how come you're here tonight?
464
00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:54,323
Were you too drunk
465
00:17:54,326 --> 00:17:56,303
to ride your bike home, too?
466
00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:58,952
My father's mad 'cause
I dropped out of school.
467
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,533
Ironic.
468
00:18:00,536 --> 00:18:02,357
Sheldon's upset
469
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,029
'cause I'm not going
back to the university.
470
00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:06,245
Look at us.
471
00:18:06,247 --> 00:18:08,590
A couple of dropouts.
472
00:18:08,592 --> 00:18:10,587
Don't you have a PhD?
473
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,181
Two, but I was trying to find
474
00:18:13,184 --> 00:18:14,740
common ground
475
00:18:14,743 --> 00:18:17,218
over which we could bond.
476
00:18:18,319 --> 00:18:19,534
All right.
477
00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:24,955
You wouldn't believe the day I had.
478
00:18:24,957 --> 00:18:26,912
My dad kicked me out.
479
00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:28,645
My girlfriend broke up with me.
480
00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:30,684
And now I got to find a second job.
481
00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:32,856
I drank hooch on a park bench
482
00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:34,642
and sang "Lollipop."
483
00:18:34,645 --> 00:18:36,684
It was tremendous.
484
00:18:36,687 --> 00:18:38,551
I think I saw you.
485
00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:40,420
Were you with some other guy?
486
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:41,886
Yes.
487
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,622
What happened to him?
488
00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:48,566
Hey, pal, wake up.
489
00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:51,175
What's happening?
490
00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:53,040
You can't sleep there.
491
00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:55,214
Right, sorry.
492
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,527
Excuse me.
493
00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:04,979
You didn't happen to see a small
bald man around here, did you?
494
00:19:04,982 --> 00:19:07,151
Possibly singing "Lollipop"?
495
00:19:07,153 --> 00:19:08,579
What?
496
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,424
Never mind.
497
00:19:16,812 --> 00:19:18,834
Where the hell am I?
498
00:19:18,837 --> 00:19:24,546
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