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♪ I feel you touch me
in the pouring rain... ♪

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You're such a dick.

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This programme contains strong
language.

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(NEWSREADER) 'Georgian rebels claimed
responsibility for the Narwhal virus

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'that brought Russia's financial
infrastructure to near collapse.

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'Successful testing of intelligent
synthetic flesh

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'aimed at getting multiple amputees
back on their feet

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'is hailed as a major breakthrough.'

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Hon?

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'Elsewhere...'
Ash.

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Ash!

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Can you take those?

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I snotted in yours, is that OK?

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Yeah. ..What?

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Palms - burning palms.

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Shit! Sorry.

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Glove box.

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# I don't want nobody, baby

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# If I can't have you

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# Oh oh oh, oh!

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# If I can't have you
I don't want nobody, baby

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# If I can't have you, oh oh oh, oh!

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# BEE GEES: Stayin' Alive

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Oh, no, you don't,
I draw the line at disco.

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What were we just listening to?

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No, the Bee Gees wrote that,
everybody likes the Bee Gees.

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You don't. I do.

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Ten years,
you haven't played them once.

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Have you heard of headphones?

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Come on then, what's your
favourite Bee Gees track?

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How Deep Is Your Love.

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You do not like
How Deep Is Your Love!

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It's perfectly natural,
there's nothing wrong with it.

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It's not very you.

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# I know your eyes
in the morning sun

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♪ I feel you touch me
in the pouring rain... ♪

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You're such a dick.

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♪ ..And the moment that you wander
far from me, I wanna feel you... ♪

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I will crash this van. I will.

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I will crash this van on purpose!

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Glove box.

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Soup all right?

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Yeah, great.

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Tomato or roasted tomato?

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The second one.

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There's only one bowl, do you mind
having yours out of a shoe?

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Mm-hm.

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What was that for?

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Just checking you're still solid.

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You keep vanishing. Down there.

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It's a thief, that thing.
What are you doing?

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Just sharing that.

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I thought people might find
it funny.

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It's not funny. It's sweet.

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Trust me, that day wasn't sweet.

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We'd gone to a safari park.
First family outing after Jack died.

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There was monkeys all over the car
and no-one saying anything.

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Mum drove home, that was a first.
When I came down the next morning,

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all Jack's photos were gone from that
wall.

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She put them in the attic.

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That's how she dealt with stuff.

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And then when Dad died,
up went his photos.

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She just left this one here.

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Her only boy,
giving her a fake smile.

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She didn't know it was fake.

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Maybe that makes it worse.

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Oh... Oh, shit...

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Oh, shit...

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Sorry.

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It's OK.

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Do you want me to...?

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No, it's all right.

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I don't mind.

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I am knackered though...so...

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Don't worry.

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Sure?

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I'm sure.

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I love you.

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Love you too.

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Hey, get dressed.

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Van's got to be back by two or
they'll do us for an extra day.

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Job's just come in. Needs to be
done by the end of play today.

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All right.

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It is a full page.

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No, no, it's fine.

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I'll drive all the way there
alone...

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..pick the car up alone...
drive all the way back alone...

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I have to make my own lunch...

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Oh, stop it,
you're breaking my heart.

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Bye-bye.

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'Hi, this is Ash. I'm too busy or
lazy to answer,

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'so leave your message.'

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'Do you have a customer
reference number?'

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I don't, no. I was just...

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'What name is it in?'

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Um... Starmer. Ash Starmer.

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'OK, just a moment.'

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'It's not been returned yet, no,

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'and it's meant to be back by two,
so...'

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They're closed now,
no point calling back,

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and his just goes straight to
messages.

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Those batteries are a joke.

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He'll be on his way.
He's probably just...

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I'm just scared something's
happened to him.

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Nothing's happened.

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But something could've happened.

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Look, sweetheart,
nothing's happened,

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you're just working yourself up,
imagining the worst possible thing,

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and it's just, he's probably
stuck somewhere with no reception.

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Hey. Hey.

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It's not real, is it?

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At Mark's wake,
I sat there thinking it's not real.

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The people didn't look real,
their voices weren't real.

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It's like you're out on a spacewalk
and no-one can...

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Sarah.

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I can sign you up to something that
helps.

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It helped me.

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It will let you speak to him.

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I know he's dead,
but it wouldn't work if he wasn't.

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And don't worry,
it's not some crazy spiritual thing.

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He was a heavy user,
he'd be perfect...

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Please shut up.

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I mean, it's still in beta,
but I've got an invite...

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Please shut up.

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You won't have to do anything,
I'll just sign you up...

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SHUT UP!

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Hey, are you all right?

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I'm sorry.

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DOOR CLOSES

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(RETCHES)

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(WHIMPERS)

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NEW MAIL ALERT

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I don't care what it is,
I don't want it!

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It's obscene to use his name.
His name, for God's sake!

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It hurts, you know it hurts.

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Which is why I signed you up.

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What is it? W-What is it?

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You click the link
and you talk to it.

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You talk to it?

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You type messages in, like an e-mail,

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and then it talks back to you,
just like he would.

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He's dead.

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It's software. It mimics him.

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You give it someone's name.

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It goes back and reads through all
the things they've ever said online,

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their Facebook updates,
their Tweets, anything public.

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I just gave it Ash's name.
The system did the rest.

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It's so clever.

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It's...sick. It's sick!

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Just say hello to it.
If you like it,

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you then give it access
to his private emails.

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The more it has, the more it's him.

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It won't be...

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No, it's not, but it helps.

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TINNY MUSIC PLAYS

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MUSIC PLAYS, MIXER WHIRRS

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PHONE VIBRATES

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Listen, Nay, it's me. Hi.
Uh, I really need to speak to you.

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Um, can you please call me
as soon as you get this?

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PHONE RINGS

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Hi!

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I'm so sorry.
I just got your message.
What's wrong? what happened?

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'Mar?'

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Mar, are you OK?

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, I just, I
just... I had a bad one earlier.

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D'you want me to come and visit?
I'm going to come and visit.

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'No, it's OK, really, I'm...'

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Mar, you're upset.
I'm going to come and see you.

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No. No, don't.

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I'm OK. I promise you I'm OK.

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'I've got to go,
I've got a deadline.'

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Are you sure?

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It's a tight deadline, got to
be in by dawn, so...I'd better go.

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Well, if you have...

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Bye, Nay.

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HIGH-SPEED BABBLING

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Hello, I've locked myself
out of the house again.

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WOLF WHISTLE

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(LAUGHS) Wait, where are you going?

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Hello. I'm no good at birthday
presents.

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♪ I love you... ♪

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PHONE RINGS

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(Hello?)

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'So...'

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(GASPS)

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'..how am I sounding?'

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'Hello?'

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Hello! You sound just like him.

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'Almost creepy isn't it?

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'I say creepy,

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'I mean, it's totally batshit crazy
I can even talk to you.

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'I mean, I don't even have a mouth.'

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That's...that's just...

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'Just what?'

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That's just the sort of thing
that he would say.

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'Well, that's why I said it.'

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I think I'm going mad.

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'I won't tell anyone if you don't.'

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'You're not crying, are you?'

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(SNIFFLES) Sorry.

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You always said that
I looked weird when I cried.

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'Did I?
I sound like a right sick fuck.'

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(LAUGHS) Yeah, you were. You were.

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'But in a good way?'

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Yeah. Yeah. In a good way.

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So I went in,
after all your persuasion,

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and then like straightaway I got a
spine of a sea anemone or something

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stuck in my foot, and you threw
a jeb thinking it was poisonous.

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'What's "threw a jeb"?'

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Oh, it's um, it's a phrase we had,
like throwing a fit.

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'Oh, OK, so I "threw a jeb".'

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Yeah, and you were looking
in a guidebook, trying to figure out

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if there were any poisonous
sea creatures in Greece,

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when this local guy
comes over and says,

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(FRENCH ACCENT) "My wife
knows what to do,

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"come back to my house." Although
he wasn't French, obviously.

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I used to hate
walking in the country.

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'You must be getting old.'

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Oi. (LAUGHS)

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I remember you brought me up here
when we first met your mum.

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We'd been at hers all weekend

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and you could tell
I needed some headspace.

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You were good like that.

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'You speak about me
like I'm not here.'

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Sorry.

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'It's all right.
I mean, I'm not, really.'

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Mm.

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'Show me what it looks like there.'

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How?

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'Use the camera on your phone.'

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You weren't ever really
impressed with views.

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When we went to the Grand Canyon,
you said it was just a big gap.

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'I Tweeted that, too.'

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Yeah, I remember
the roaming charges.

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You were overly proud
of that definition.

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'I was just speaking my mind.'

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Yeah, well shut up
and cop a load of this.

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'Yeah. Mainly just green, isn't it?'

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You told me this was
a famous lover's leap.

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Doomed couples jumping
to their deaths in Victorian times.

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I think you just wanted me
to cling to you.

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'Actually everyone who's ever jumped
from here did it alone. Nice.'

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Did you just look that up?

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'Sort of. Shouldn't I have?'

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It's a bit weird.

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'Sorry. I'll only do it again
if you ask.'

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No, no. No, it's fine.

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PHONE RINGS

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Oh, wait, hang on.

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'Shall I go?'

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No, no, no.
I'll call them back later.

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I'm going to go and see if I can
make friends with these cows.

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HEART BEATING

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Just going to record it.

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Sure.

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There you go.

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It's OK.

258
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,540
Wait, hang on, here it is again.

259
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,620
HEART BEATING

260
00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:46,020
'It's so fast, isn't it?'

261
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,180
I know. I know,

262
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:51,780
it's like the speed you'd expect
a bee's heart to go at or something.

263
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:53,180
Wait, hang on.

264
00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:58,780
Oh, shit. Shit, shit.

265
00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:04,260
Ash? Hello?

266
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,540
Ash?

267
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:10,700
Ash? Hello?

268
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,100
Oh, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.

269
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,060
PHONE RINGS

270
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:34,620
I'm sorry! (SOBS)

271
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:36,580
'What happened?'

272
00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:40,860
I dropped you. I'm sorry. It was
just... It was... I'm sorry...

273
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:44,420
'Hey, it's all right, I'm fine.
I'm not in that thing, you know,

274
00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:47,100
'I'm remote, I'm in the cloud.

275
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,180
'You don't have to worry
about breaking me.'

276
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,940
It was just, it was stupid, because
I was so excited about the scan.

277
00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:54,460
'Yeah, I kept the sound of that.
Here, listen.'

278
00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:58,300
HEART BEATING

279
00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:05,180
'You were probably matching that
heartbeat, throwing a jeb like that.

280
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:07,380
'It's all fine. Calm down.

281
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:09,260
'I'm not going anywhere.'

282
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:15,780
You're very fragile.

283
00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:20,340
'Yeah. I was going to
talk to you about that, actually.'

284
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,580
What do you mean?

285
00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:28,260
'There's another level to this
available, so to speak.

286
00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:32,100
'Kind of experimental,
and I won't lie, it's not cheap...'

287
00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:33,700
What is it?

288
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:36,620
'Are you sitting down?
This might sound a bit creepy.'

289
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,160
Morning.

290
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,200
Morning.

291
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,760
What's this, a block of gold?

292
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,040
I wish.

293
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,240
Where's it going, upstairs?

294
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,800
Yeah, please.

295
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,640
Put your thumb on there.

296
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,960
OK.

297
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,560
Oh, when you get it up there,
you have to lie it on its back.

298
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:08,920
Thank you.

299
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,800
Say something.

300
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,440
VOICE FROM PHONE: Let me see.

301
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,840
Yeah, well.
Never was much of a looker, was I?

302
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,560
It doesn't look like you.

303
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,400
Not yet.
It's blank till you activate it.

304
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,720
Get the bath ready.

305
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,720
Mar? Get the bath ready.

306
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,120
What is this?

307
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,080
Hang on, I'll find out.

308
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,080
It's nutrient gel.

309
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,520
Stops the synthetic muscle
drying out in transit.

310
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,920
Smells almost...

311
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,200
like marshmallow.

312
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,600
You can eat it if you like.
It's non-toxic.

313
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,080
I'll give that a miss, thanks.

314
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,840
Don't forget the electrolytes.

315
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,960
OK, right - the whole lot?

316
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,560
Mm-hm, the whole lot.

317
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,360
It's like fish food.

318
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,360
He likes the taste of it.

319
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,800
Better leave him to it.

320
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,640
Yeah. Yeah.

321
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,360
I have to go in a minute.

322
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,360
Oh, don't leave me here with it!

323
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,120
Sorry. Look, you can hear -
it's starting already.

324
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,760
(AUDIO BREAKS UP) Don't switch
the bathroom light on.

325
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,320
Don't what?

326
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,480
Don't switch the bathroom light on.

327
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,840
(PHONE LINE CRACKLES) Let it brew.

328
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,240
Listen, I've got to go...

329
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,160
SPLASHING AND BUBBLING

330
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,200
# And it's all right

331
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,720
# It's coming on

332
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,600
# We got to get right back to
where we started...#

333
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,360
DOOR OPENS

334
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,720
You could've left me some clothes.

335
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,720
I mean, talk about an undignified
entrance.

336
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,320
That's a bit creepy.
What you're doing.

337
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,480
Is there at least a towel?
I'm dripping everywhere.

338
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,680
Hello?

339
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,680
I won't bite.

340
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,360
I'm all right here for now.

341
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,560
Would you like me
to put some food on?

342
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,200
Do you eat?

343
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,440
No.

344
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,960
I mean, I don't need to.

345
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,640
I can chew and swallow,
if that makes it easier?

346
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,880
Don't worry about it, it's fine.

347
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,160
I need a drink.

348
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,240
Are you sure that's...?

349
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,240
I know, I'm not supposed to.
It won't kill us.

350
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,520
The official advice is...

351
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,320
Fuck the official advice.
It's one night.

352
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,960
You look well.

353
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,960
Well, I am young.

354
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,680
I mean... You look like him
on a good day.

355
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,680
The photos we keep
tend to be flattering.

356
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,600
I guess I wasn't any different.

357
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,480
You're so soft.

358
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,520
You're so smooth.
How are you so smooth?

359
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,480
You've got pores and lines...

360
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,720
It's texture-mapping.

361
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:52,720
The really tiny details
are visual - 2D.

362
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,240
Here, try my fingertips.

363
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,560
See?

364
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,280
Weird.

365
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,560
Does it bother you?

366
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,800
No.

367
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,360
Yeah.

368
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,280
(WHISPERS) I don't know.

369
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,160
I missed you. I missed you so much!

370
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,720
Hey, don't cry.

371
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,520
Don't cry.

372
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,160
Come on then. Top off.

373
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,040
What's wrong?

374
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,880
He had a mole there.

375
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,280
Where?

376
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,400
There.

377
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,960
Hang on.

378
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,440
That's ridiculous.

379
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,720
That's completely stupid.

380
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,600
Hello?

381
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,880
Hi.

382
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,320
Your hand's on my tit.

383
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,640
You're doing wonders
for my self-esteem here.

384
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,520
There's no record of my sexual
response.

385
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,840
I didn't discuss
that side of things online.

386
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,440
But you have sexual responses.
I mean...

387
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,600
This works?

388
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,000
Oh.

389
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,040
That, I can turn that on and off
pretty much instantly.

390
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,760
See?

391
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,560
I can do it again if you like.

392
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,480
Oh, oh, God. Oh, shit.

393
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,920
Should I stop?

394
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,760
No! No, it's really good.

395
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:45,360
Where... Where did you learn this?

396
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,960
Set routine.
Based on pornographic videos.

397
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,960
(SHE GROANS)

398
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,800
I love you.

399
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,360
I love you.

400
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,020
BIRDS TWITTER

401
00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,540
(MOANS)

402
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:40,940
What is it?

403
00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:42,140
What were you doing?

404
00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:43,300
Nothing.

405
00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:46,020
The way that your eyes were open,
it scared me.

406
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:47,540
You'd prefer if I closed them?

407
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:50,180
What, when you're sleeping?
Um, yeah?

408
00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:54,300
I don't really need to sleep.

409
00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:58,180
Well, just try, next time.

410
00:36:11,140 --> 00:36:13,060
Can I get you anything?

411
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:14,540
No.

412
00:36:14,580 --> 00:36:16,100
Coffee, sandwich?

413
00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:17,140
I said no.

414
00:36:18,620 --> 00:36:20,140
Ash.

415
00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:21,300
Look, sorry.

416
00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:26,020
It's just a bit odd.

417
00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:29,100
I can appreciate
it's pretty strange.

418
00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:31,660
I just need a bit of, just,
getting used to it.

419
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:33,980
And I shouldn't have drunk
last night.

420
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,700
Next time could you try and stop me?

421
00:36:35,740 --> 00:36:36,780
Stop you drinking?

422
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:37,820
Yeah.

423
00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:40,100
So I get to enjoy being
a bit of a bastard?

424
00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:41,580
(WEAK LAUGH)

425
00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:43,740
CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE

426
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:45,100
What's wrong?

427
00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:50,420
Oh, God. Shit, right,
get in the bedroom.

428
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,380
What?
Now!

429
00:36:58,580 --> 00:36:59,620
Hey.

430
00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:00,900
Hey!

431
00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:07,140
Can I come in?

432
00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:08,540
Yeah, yeah.

433
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:14,060
Look at you.

434
00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:17,940
The town mouse has become
the country mouse.

435
00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:21,180
Yeah, it's nice.

436
00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:22,620
Was this all you ?

437
00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:27,980
Do you want a cup of coffee?

438
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:29,460
Yeah.

439
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:33,940
You weren't answering calls.

440
00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:34,900
It's been...

441
00:37:34,940 --> 00:37:35,780
Or messages.

442
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:36,420
..really busy.

443
00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:39,220
I've just been a bit like "Oh,
shit," you know, "What's...?"

444
00:37:39,260 --> 00:37:42,620
Yeah. Work's been mad, it's been...

445
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:44,340
Which is good, you know, obviously,

446
00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:47,060
because it's kept my mind
off everything, so...

447
00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:52,060
Where's the toilet?

448
00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,380
Upstairs.

449
00:37:53,580 --> 00:37:54,420
OK.

450
00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:05,660
So, I mean, um... Yeah, let's, er...

451
00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:10,940
Meet up more, yes.
Keep in touch yeah, yeah.

452
00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:12,300
Yeah.

453
00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:13,420
Come here.

454
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:17,540
I think it's great you're moving on.

455
00:38:18,740 --> 00:38:19,740
What?

456
00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:22,980
Sorry. There were...
There were man clothes, you know.

457
00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:24,820
In the bathroom.

458
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:26,060
Right.

459
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:28,980
Is he nice?

460
00:38:31,620 --> 00:38:33,460
Sorry. Big nose. You know.

461
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:37,660
You deserve whatever you want.

462
00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:41,340
Thanks.

463
00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:41,940
All right.

464
00:38:41,980 --> 00:38:43,500
OK. All right.

465
00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:46,900
CAR LOCK BEEPS

466
00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,380
Hey.

467
00:39:00,420 --> 00:39:02,500
Is everything all right?

468
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:04,300
Yeah, I'm fine. It's fine.

469
00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:09,740
What did your friend say?

470
00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:14,700
That was my sister.

471
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:15,940
You know her.

472
00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:19,100
She said that I was...

473
00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:22,700
She said that she was happy
that I'd moved on.

474
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:25,820
Moved on to what?

475
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,420
Is that not the sort of
thing I'd say?

476
00:39:31,460 --> 00:39:33,420
I mean...

477
00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:34,900
It is, isn't it?

478
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,060
Are you sure everything's all right?

479
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:39,700
Yes!

480
00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:41,020
Shit!

481
00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:47,460
It's OK, I can do it. I can do it.

482
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,100
I can do it.

483
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:50,380
Don't!

484
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,860
We need to wrap that in paper.

485
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:25,660
Look, if you're going
to pretend to be asleep,

486
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,500
you could at least breathe, OK?

487
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:30,420
It's just eerie.

488
00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:34,220
Like this?

489
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:40,700
(INHALES, EXHALES)

490
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:50,740
It doesn't work.
I can tell that you're faking it.

491
00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:54,860
Would you like me
to have sex with you?

492
00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:57,980
Can you just go downstairs?

493
00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:02,020
OK.

494
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,540
No! That's...

495
00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:09,100
Ash would argue over that.

496
00:41:09,140 --> 00:41:11,380
He wouldn't just leave
because I'd ordered him to.

497
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:13,180
OK.

498
00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:15,460
What? N...

499
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,860
Ah, fucking hell!

500
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:22,180
Don't cry, darling.

501
00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:24,540
Oh, don't! Just get out!
Get out!

502
00:41:26,940 --> 00:41:28,180
Go on!

503
00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:30,820
So you do want me to go?

504
00:41:30,860 --> 00:41:33,940
Just get out! Get out! Get out!

505
00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:35,740
Get out! Get out! Get out!

506
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:39,620
You're not enough of him!
You are nothing! You're nothing.

507
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:42,700
Fight me.

508
00:41:42,740 --> 00:41:43,740
I don't do that.

509
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:45,940
Fucking fight me! Hit me.

510
00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:48,980
Hit me. Hit me. Come on!

511
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:51,300
Why are you just standing
there taking this?

512
00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:53,620
How can you take this?

513
00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:55,060
Did I ever hit you?

514
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:58,420
N... No, of course you didn't

515
00:41:58,460 --> 00:42:01,860
but you might've done if I done this.
Or this.

516
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:03,220
I don't... I don't know.

517
00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:07,580
Maybe you would have. But you
wouldn't, would you? You wouldn't.

518
00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:09,700
I could insult you.

519
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:10,980
What?

520
00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:12,940
There's tons of invective
in the archive.

521
00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:16,420
I like speaking my mind,
I could throw some of that at you.

522
00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:18,100
Get out of this house.

523
00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:44,580
(SIGHS)

524
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:50,860
What are you doing?

525
00:42:52,420 --> 00:42:55,700
I can't go more than 25 metres
from my activation point.

526
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,220
What is that, a joke?

527
00:42:57,260 --> 00:42:58,860
Look, I know it sounds mental.

528
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:02,260
Where's your activation point?

529
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:05,060
At the risk of blowing your mind...

530
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:07,180
it's where I was activated.

531
00:43:07,340 --> 00:43:08,220
The bath.

532
00:43:08,260 --> 00:43:11,780
I have to keep within a 25-metre
radius unless my administrator -

533
00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:14,220
that's you - is with me.

534
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:15,940
Don't call me your administrator.

535
00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:17,860
Why not?

536
00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:18,780
Because...

537
00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:20,540
It sounds sort of sexy.

538
00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:22,220
(LAUGHS)

539
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:24,300
If you're laughing,
can I come back inside?

540
00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:27,780
Feeling a bit...

541
00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:29,900
ornamental out here.

542
00:43:38,260 --> 00:43:41,580
SHOWER WATER RUNNING

543
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:48,100
Funny.

544
00:43:50,140 --> 00:43:51,580
Can you put that down, please?

545
00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:52,740
But it is funny.

546
00:43:52,780 --> 00:43:54,660
Could you just put it down?

547
00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:03,820
Come with me. We're going out.

548
00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:16,140
# THE BEE GEES:
How Deep Is Your Love

549
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:19,180
Cheesy.

550
00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:34,820
Come on.

551
00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:36,700
Where are we going?

552
00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:38,100
Just hurry up.

553
00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:47,460
SEAGULLS SQUAWK

554
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,340
NO!

555
00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:56,140
DON'T DO IT!

556
00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:02,820
Seriously, don't do it.

557
00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:04,660
I'm not going to.

558
00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:05,980
OK.

559
00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:11,100
See, he would have worked out
what was going on.

560
00:45:11,140 --> 00:45:14,220
This wouldn't have ever happened,
but if it had, he would have

561
00:45:14,260 --> 00:45:15,220
worked it out.

562
00:45:15,260 --> 00:45:18,380
Sorry, hang on. That's a very
difficult sentence to process.

563
00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:21,540
Jump.

564
00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:23,020
What? Over there?

565
00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:27,700
I never expressed suicidal thoughts,
or self-harm.

566
00:45:27,740 --> 00:45:30,260
Yeah, well, you aren't you, are you?

567
00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:32,900
That's another difficult one,
to be honest with you.

568
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:36,500
You're just a few ripples of you.
There's no history to you.

569
00:45:36,540 --> 00:45:40,380
You're just a performance of stuff
that he performed without thinking,

570
00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:41,780
and it's not enough.

571
00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:43,420
Come on. I aim to please.

572
00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:45,980
Aim to jump. Just do it.

573
00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:47,900
OK.

574
00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,540
If you're absolutely sure.

575
00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:52,980
See, Ash would've been scared.

576
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:55,700
He wouldn't have just leapt off,
he would have been crying,

577
00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:56,620
he would have been...

578
00:45:56,660 --> 00:45:57,940
Oh.

579
00:45:59,660 --> 00:46:02,940
Oh... Oh, God, no.

580
00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:04,540
Please, I don't want to do it.

581
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:07,100
Please don't make me do it.

582
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:08,460
No. That's not fair.

583
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:12,060
No, I'm... I'm frightened, darling,
please...

584
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:13,260
Don't make me.

585
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:15,860
I don't want to die.
Oh, God, I don't want to die

586
00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:16,900
No, that's not fair.

587
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:19,100
I'm frightened, I don't want to die.
Don't...

588
00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:21,020
NO!!!!

589
00:46:39,540 --> 00:46:41,660
One for you, one for me.

590
00:46:43,620 --> 00:46:44,660
What?

591
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:46,740
We need another slice.

592
00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:48,020
Why?

593
00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:49,780
So I can take one upstairs.

594
00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:52,620
It's not the weekend.

595
00:46:52,660 --> 00:46:54,100
It is my birthday.

596
00:46:56,460 --> 00:46:57,780
OK.

597
00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:06,460
"Thanks, Mum."

598
00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:13,500
Hey, Ash.

599
00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:16,060
Hey. The birthday girl.

600
00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:18,420
Just gonna come and hang out
for a bit.

601
00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:21,180
OK. I wasn't doing anything.

602
00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:22,980
I brought you some cake.

603
00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:24,540
I know you don't eat anything.

604
00:47:24,580 --> 00:47:28,220
I'm just using you as an excuse
so I can get an extra slice.

605
00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:29,740
Devious.

606
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:30,940
Mum?

607
00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:32,260
Mum!

608
00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:36,300
Yeah, I'm just coming.

609
00:47:58,420 --> 00:47:59,940
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