1 00:00:01,156 --> 00:00:02,916 WANDA: Previously on WandaVision... 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,126 You've gone through the boundary twice already, Monica. 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,461 (GASPS) 4 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:09,111 The energy inside has re-written your cells 5 00:00:09,114 --> 00:00:10,882 on a molecular level twice. 6 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,490 I know what Wanda's feeling 7 00:00:12,493 --> 00:00:14,511 and I won't stop until I help her. 8 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,845 (GASPS) 9 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,557 It is my intention to reach those outside of Westview 10 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,601 and make sense of our situation. 11 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:22,685 (GROANS) 12 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,441 The people need help. 13 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,025 Mom! Mom! 14 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,193 What? What is it, Billy? 15 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,237 I hear Dad. He's in trouble. 16 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:34,447 It's not like your dead husband can die twice. 17 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,702 - (GRUNTS) - (YELPS) 18 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:40,620 Maximoff was never gonna negotiate with us. 19 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,121 MONICA: We can't outgun her. 20 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:45,959 And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse. 21 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:49,967 If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution. 22 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,560 Oh, fudge! 23 00:01:03,601 --> 00:01:11,101 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 24 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,016 (LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING) 25 00:01:46,835 --> 00:01:49,667 Look, we've all been there, right? (CHUCKLES) 26 00:01:49,671 --> 00:01:52,169 Letting our fear and anger get the best of us, 27 00:01:52,173 --> 00:01:53,994 intentionally expanding the borders 28 00:01:53,997 --> 00:01:55,673 of the false world we created. 29 00:01:55,677 --> 00:01:57,591 (SOLDIERS SHOUTING) 30 00:01:57,595 --> 00:01:58,880 Move it! Move it! 31 00:02:02,684 --> 00:02:03,893 (SIGHS) 32 00:02:06,187 --> 00:02:07,935 Mom, are you coming down soon? 33 00:02:07,939 --> 00:02:09,941 Mom, our game is freaking out. 34 00:02:11,484 --> 00:02:12,610 (CRACKLE) 35 00:02:17,115 --> 00:02:19,864 CHILD ON TV: Mom, peanut butter and jelly again? 36 00:02:19,868 --> 00:02:21,574 (LAUGHTER ON TV) 37 00:02:21,578 --> 00:02:23,075 Is she asleep? 38 00:02:23,079 --> 00:02:25,119 WANDA: (MUFFLED) Mommy's not sleeping, honey. 39 00:02:25,123 --> 00:02:28,080 She's just resting her eyes. 40 00:02:28,084 --> 00:02:31,000 Mom, my head feels weird. 41 00:02:31,004 --> 00:02:33,294 It's, like, really noisy. 42 00:02:33,298 --> 00:02:34,795 I don't like it. 43 00:02:34,799 --> 00:02:37,760 (SOFTLY) Resting her eyes. 44 00:02:39,345 --> 00:02:41,635 As punishment for my reckless evening, 45 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,142 I plan on taking a quarantine-style staycation. 46 00:02:45,477 --> 00:02:46,686 A whole day... 47 00:02:47,937 --> 00:02:48,980 just to myself. 48 00:02:50,815 --> 00:02:52,271 That'll show me. 49 00:02:52,275 --> 00:02:54,607 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 50 00:02:54,611 --> 00:02:56,488 (MELLOW COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 51 00:03:00,212 --> 00:03:01,213 (SOFTLY) Oh. 52 00:03:02,559 --> 00:03:04,774 - I got to it first! - (BOTH GRUNTING) 53 00:03:04,778 --> 00:03:07,026 You always get to it first! 54 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:08,573 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 55 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:26,996 RJ: Good morning, Westviewians. 56 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,585 Thanks for tuning in to W.N.D.A. 57 00:03:35,425 --> 00:03:37,965 Not a thing weighing heavily on your conscience. 58 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:40,676 I hope your little ghosts arrived home safe last night. 59 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,907 It's always such a treat 60 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:44,388 to see those creepy kiddos out and about once a year. 61 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,140 Later on, we'll hear some tips 62 00:03:46,144 --> 00:03:48,934 on how to resist the temptation of all that leftover candy. 63 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,481 - (SNIFFS) - Or just eat it all? 64 00:03:52,327 --> 00:03:55,196 Yeah, I'm not sure what that's about. 65 00:03:56,177 --> 00:03:58,800 It's probably just a case of the Mondays. (CHUCKLES) 66 00:03:58,804 --> 00:04:00,097 Am I right? 67 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,745 (MELLOW ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 68 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:30,688 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 69 00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:42,196 Lucky for us, she pumped the brakes. 70 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,826 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. I feel very lucky. 71 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,715 What's happening with the broadcast? 72 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:49,222 Dead air. The signal's gone. 73 00:04:50,577 --> 00:04:52,492 Make sure the team has everything they need. 74 00:04:52,496 --> 00:04:53,952 We launch today. 75 00:04:53,956 --> 00:04:55,082 Yes, sir. 76 00:05:04,883 --> 00:05:06,468 (FAINT CHATTERING) 77 00:05:08,095 --> 00:05:09,596 (CHATTER GROWS LOUDER) 78 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,149 (MAN WHOOPS) 79 00:05:23,152 --> 00:05:24,570 (PARTY HORN TOOTING) 80 00:05:30,659 --> 00:05:32,490 You're the new clown? 81 00:05:32,494 --> 00:05:34,159 At least you're already in makeup. 82 00:05:34,163 --> 00:05:36,995 You're late for rehearsal with the escape artist. 83 00:05:36,999 --> 00:05:38,000 Come on. 84 00:05:42,004 --> 00:05:44,586 Yeah, I'm not great at this gig, I gotta be honest. 85 00:05:44,590 --> 00:05:46,759 It doesn't really speak to my skill set. 86 00:05:47,693 --> 00:05:49,924 I put in for the bearded lady, 87 00:05:49,928 --> 00:05:53,011 but this alabaster complexion wasn't fooling anyone. 88 00:05:53,015 --> 00:05:54,558 (MOUTHING) 89 00:05:55,776 --> 00:05:57,432 Can I help you, creeper? 90 00:05:57,436 --> 00:05:59,688 You don't remember me from last night? 91 00:06:02,065 --> 00:06:06,608 We locked eyes. There was a unspoken understanding. 92 00:06:06,612 --> 00:06:08,739 Um, hard pass. 93 00:06:10,949 --> 00:06:14,032 No, wait. Wait up. 94 00:06:14,036 --> 00:06:15,116 Have you seen your dad? 95 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,868 Um, no. 96 00:06:16,872 --> 00:06:18,411 Do you wanna go look for him? 97 00:06:18,415 --> 00:06:19,738 Well, if he doesn't wanna be here, 98 00:06:19,741 --> 00:06:21,543 there's nothing I can do about it. 99 00:06:24,338 --> 00:06:27,101 Hey, Mom, last night, 100 00:06:27,104 --> 00:06:30,048 Uncle P said that thing about re-killing Dad? 101 00:06:30,052 --> 00:06:33,676 Don't believe anything that man said. He is not your uncle. 102 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,881 Who is he? 103 00:06:37,142 --> 00:06:38,268 (CHUCKLES DRYLY) 104 00:06:39,228 --> 00:06:41,101 Here's the thing, boys. 105 00:06:41,105 --> 00:06:42,523 (TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) 106 00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:46,648 I'm your mom. 107 00:06:46,652 --> 00:06:49,907 And as such, you were counting on me 108 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,316 to have all the answers, right? (CHUCKLES) 109 00:06:53,450 --> 00:06:54,535 Well, I don't. 110 00:06:55,369 --> 00:06:56,704 I have... 111 00:06:57,496 --> 00:06:59,285 no answers. (CHUCKLES) 112 00:06:59,289 --> 00:07:00,833 Zip. Zero. Zilch. 113 00:07:01,737 --> 00:07:03,197 Nada. Niente. (CHUCKLES) 114 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:09,421 I'm starting to believe 115 00:07:09,425 --> 00:07:12,010 that everything is... 116 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:14,638 meaningless. 117 00:07:16,098 --> 00:07:18,606 You're welcome to draw your own conclusions, of course, 118 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:21,596 but that's just where I'm at. (CHUCKLES) 119 00:07:22,604 --> 00:07:24,694 Okay, so maybe I went a little too dark there, 120 00:07:24,698 --> 00:07:26,146 but they'll be fine. 121 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:28,175 Vision is made of vibranium. 122 00:07:28,178 --> 00:07:30,275 They literally inherited tough skin. 123 00:07:30,279 --> 00:07:31,943 (LAUGHTER ON TV) 124 00:07:31,947 --> 00:07:32,948 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 125 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,599 Hi, Agnes. Come on in. 126 00:07:37,603 --> 00:07:41,399 I'd get up, but I just don't want to. (LAUGHING) 127 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:44,581 (WANDA SIGHS) 128 00:07:44,585 --> 00:07:46,875 But I think I got there in the nick of time 129 00:07:46,879 --> 00:07:48,654 'cause she was one split end away 130 00:07:48,657 --> 00:07:50,257 from cutting her own bangs. 131 00:07:51,401 --> 00:07:54,100 Hey, boys, why don't we give your mom some me time? 132 00:07:54,104 --> 00:07:55,258 (GASPS) 133 00:07:55,262 --> 00:07:56,885 (SOFTLY) Agnes, are you sure? 134 00:07:56,889 --> 00:07:59,054 Oh, abso-positively. 135 00:07:59,058 --> 00:08:01,473 - Come on, let's go, guys. - TOMMY: Do we have to, Mom? 136 00:08:01,477 --> 00:08:02,557 Mm-hmm. 137 00:08:02,561 --> 00:08:04,851 Someone needs to be here to take care of you. 138 00:08:04,855 --> 00:08:09,230 - Aw! - Boys, I'll be fine. Just go with Agnes. 139 00:08:09,234 --> 00:08:11,649 (CHUCKLES) I promise I won't bite. 140 00:08:11,653 --> 00:08:13,234 WANDA: Mm. 141 00:08:13,238 --> 00:08:14,823 I actually did bite a kid once. 142 00:08:17,012 --> 00:08:20,236 - Agnes, you are a life-saver. - AGNES: Aw. 143 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,689 - Is there anything I can do for you? - AGNES: You know what? 144 00:08:22,693 --> 00:08:27,231 I do have a suspicious mole on my back that I just can't see. 145 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,173 Ah. Boundaries. I get it. 146 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,217 Say no more. (CHUCKLES) 147 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,215 All right, gentlemen, let's keep it moving. 148 00:08:35,219 --> 00:08:37,917 You know what? If one of you two could take a quick look, 149 00:08:37,921 --> 00:08:39,820 I'd appreciate it. It's right here above my... 150 00:08:39,824 --> 00:08:40,950 (DOOR CLOSES) 151 00:08:44,228 --> 00:08:46,438 (INDISTINCTLY CHATTER ON TV) 152 00:08:51,193 --> 00:08:53,153 (RUSTLING) 153 00:09:02,121 --> 00:09:05,211 MAN: ... delivering flawless offensive plays right out of the gate. 154 00:09:05,215 --> 00:09:07,092 The final goal scored with a remark... 155 00:09:09,253 --> 00:09:13,866 (CHUCKLING) I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. 156 00:09:14,717 --> 00:09:15,801 I'm fine. 157 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,804 I'm fine. 158 00:09:26,019 --> 00:09:29,144 (SCOFFS) Darcy made it through that last firewall, all right. 159 00:09:29,148 --> 00:09:30,311 Oh, what'd she find? 160 00:09:30,315 --> 00:09:34,023 R and D reports. All on the same project. 161 00:09:34,027 --> 00:09:35,487 Code name, Cataract. 162 00:09:38,574 --> 00:09:41,322 (SCOFFS) Hayward wasn't decommissioning Vision. 163 00:09:41,326 --> 00:09:44,876 He was trying to bring him back online. Nothing worked until... 164 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,870 Wanda stole Vision's body. 165 00:09:46,874 --> 00:09:50,665 That's why he was so focused on tracking Vision inside the Hex. 166 00:09:50,669 --> 00:09:53,168 Hayward wants his sentient weapon back. 167 00:09:53,172 --> 00:09:54,965 Someone has to tell Wanda. 168 00:09:58,052 --> 00:10:00,054 Look. There they are. 169 00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:10,856 (ELECTRICAL WARBLING) 170 00:10:21,825 --> 00:10:24,240 - Major Goodner. - Captain Rambeau. 171 00:10:24,244 --> 00:10:26,284 This is Agent Woo. 172 00:10:26,288 --> 00:10:27,369 Nice to meet you. 173 00:10:27,373 --> 00:10:29,315 Thank you so much for coming. 174 00:10:29,318 --> 00:10:31,122 My mother would appreciate your loyalty. 175 00:10:31,126 --> 00:10:33,462 She's not the only one we're loyal to, Captain. 176 00:10:34,922 --> 00:10:36,757 Let me show you what we brought you. 177 00:10:55,442 --> 00:10:57,319 Did we get your specs right? 178 00:11:02,783 --> 00:11:04,243 She's perfect. 179 00:11:08,247 --> 00:11:10,328 (FOLKISH MUSIC PLAYING) 180 00:11:10,332 --> 00:11:11,709 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 181 00:11:17,381 --> 00:11:22,632 VISION: Hello? Excuse me. Uh, you tried to help me. 182 00:11:22,636 --> 00:11:24,709 Doubtful. I'm notoriously self-involved. 183 00:11:24,713 --> 00:11:27,345 No, no, no. Please. Just hear me out. 184 00:11:27,349 --> 00:11:30,515 All right. I believe that you were part of a team 185 00:11:30,519 --> 00:11:32,938 monitoring a supernatural anomaly. And now... 186 00:11:34,121 --> 00:11:35,330 Well, you're in it. 187 00:11:36,386 --> 00:11:39,698 (SIGHS) Fine. I'll go out with you, but I'm ordering the lobster. 188 00:11:40,904 --> 00:11:42,235 (SIGHS) 189 00:11:42,239 --> 00:11:45,488 Oh, no. Look, that mime... His tray is getting too heavy. 190 00:11:45,492 --> 00:11:46,618 Oh, your bad back! 191 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:49,617 Ooh. 192 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,703 Whoa! Okay. Ooh. 193 00:11:51,707 --> 00:11:52,787 Whew. 194 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,956 - Awake? - Ooh, uh, yeah. 195 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,291 - All right? - Ooh. 196 00:11:56,295 --> 00:11:57,671 Oh, hello, self. 197 00:11:58,865 --> 00:12:02,030 You know, part of me secretly wanted a guest spot on the show, 198 00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:04,082 but seriously, that sucked. 199 00:12:04,086 --> 00:12:06,634 Look, uh, what is your name? Your real name? 200 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,636 Darcy Lewis. 201 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:12,057 Dr. Darcy Lewis. I intercepted a communication regarding your work. 202 00:12:12,061 --> 00:12:15,060 Hey, the lions just got off stage. You're up. 203 00:12:15,064 --> 00:12:16,719 Dr. Lewis, I have questions. 204 00:12:16,723 --> 00:12:18,163 I have answers. Uh... 205 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:20,248 Ooh, should we take this convo on the road? 206 00:12:20,252 --> 00:12:22,275 - VISION: Excellent. - You two are up. 207 00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:26,071 No, I'm so sorry. Doctor and I have a prior engagement. 208 00:12:26,075 --> 00:12:27,489 She's not goin' anywhere. 209 00:12:27,493 --> 00:12:28,948 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 210 00:12:28,952 --> 00:12:30,434 VISION: Oh, no! 211 00:12:30,438 --> 00:12:31,576 My nose! 212 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:32,831 - Sorry. - Come on. 213 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:36,498 - DARCY: Oh. Excuse me. - Where do you think you're going? 214 00:12:36,502 --> 00:12:37,795 Get back here! 215 00:12:39,079 --> 00:12:41,169 To your house, I assume? 216 00:12:41,173 --> 00:12:44,672 Dr. Lewis, my questions, are my children safe? 217 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:45,799 That I don't know. 218 00:12:45,803 --> 00:12:47,133 Who is that imposter, Pietro? 219 00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:48,843 Beats me. 220 00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:50,470 A-ha! 221 00:12:50,474 --> 00:12:52,806 - Let's roll. - Great. 222 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:53,890 (SCREAMS) 223 00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:56,434 - Get out of there. - VISION: Sorry. Can't hear you. 224 00:12:56,438 --> 00:12:57,964 - What? - Drive! 225 00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:02,899 VISION: I'm so sorry. We were double-booked by the agents. 226 00:13:02,903 --> 00:13:04,209 MAN: You got to be on stage. 227 00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:05,986 - VISION: Step on it, Darcy! - MAN: What are you doing? 228 00:13:05,989 --> 00:13:07,404 VISION: I can't hear you. 229 00:13:07,408 --> 00:13:09,910 - MAN: You get back here! I need you! - (HORN HONKING) 230 00:13:11,578 --> 00:13:12,705 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 231 00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,335 - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) - (GASPS) 232 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:22,965 (GASPS) 233 00:13:31,473 --> 00:13:32,725 (BIRD SCREECHING) 234 00:13:34,518 --> 00:13:36,186 (GASPS) 235 00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:41,650 I don't understand what's happening. 236 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:44,027 Why it's... 237 00:13:44,945 --> 00:13:47,781 Why it's all falling apart and why... 238 00:13:48,907 --> 00:13:50,617 I can't fix it. 239 00:13:52,119 --> 00:13:54,955 INTERVIEWER: Do you think maybe this is what you deserve? 240 00:13:56,248 --> 00:13:57,249 What? 241 00:14:00,831 --> 00:14:02,624 You're not supposed to talk. 242 00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:07,338 (LAUGHTER) 243 00:14:07,342 --> 00:14:09,007 NARRATOR: Feeling depressed? 244 00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:10,467 (RUMBLING) 245 00:14:10,471 --> 00:14:12,681 Like the world goes on without you? 246 00:14:14,058 --> 00:14:17,182 Do you just want to be left alone? 247 00:14:17,186 --> 00:14:19,480 Ask your doctor about Nexus. 248 00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:22,089 A unique anti-depressant 249 00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:25,315 that works to anchor you back to your reality. 250 00:14:25,319 --> 00:14:27,112 Or the reality of your choice. 251 00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:30,737 Side effects include feeling your feelings, 252 00:14:30,741 --> 00:14:32,906 confronting your truth, seizing your destiny, 253 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:34,657 and possibly, more depression. 254 00:14:34,661 --> 00:14:35,909 You should not take Nexus 255 00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:39,037 unless your doctor has cleared you to move on with your life. 256 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:43,333 Nexus, because the world doesn't revolve around you. 257 00:14:43,337 --> 00:14:44,417 (SIGHS) 258 00:14:44,421 --> 00:14:45,464 Or does it? 259 00:14:47,716 --> 00:14:49,547 BOY ON TV: Hey, Sammy. 260 00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:51,549 AGNES: Okay, who's thirsty? 261 00:14:51,553 --> 00:14:53,885 Some bevs. (SIGHS) 262 00:14:53,889 --> 00:14:55,845 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 263 00:14:55,849 --> 00:14:56,975 (AGNES SIGHS) 264 00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:00,521 Penny for your thoughts. 265 00:15:02,815 --> 00:15:04,274 I like it here. 266 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:06,735 Oh, good. 267 00:15:08,153 --> 00:15:11,486 Is it because Señor Scratchy is such a good listener? 268 00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:12,491 No. 269 00:15:14,201 --> 00:15:15,536 It's because it's quiet. 270 00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:20,666 You're quiet, Agnes. 271 00:15:23,711 --> 00:15:25,003 On the inside. 272 00:15:28,924 --> 00:15:30,592 Do you think our mom is okay? 273 00:15:36,807 --> 00:15:38,475 Oh, for sure! 274 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:43,768 Oh, you don't have to worry about your mom. 275 00:15:43,772 --> 00:15:48,527 Your mom can do anything. She's supermom. (CHUCKLES) 276 00:15:51,905 --> 00:15:54,654 Ralph says I sugarcoat things. 277 00:15:54,658 --> 00:15:56,323 But you try telling a 10-year-old 278 00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:58,620 that his mother is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. 279 00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:02,666 MAJOR GOODNER: Final checks. 280 00:16:12,426 --> 00:16:14,799 We're all set, Captain. 281 00:16:14,803 --> 00:16:15,888 Thank you. 282 00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:19,888 Darcy's not here to give her stamp of approval. 283 00:16:19,892 --> 00:16:21,181 I know. 284 00:16:21,185 --> 00:16:25,064 She's in there and I'm gonna go get her out. 285 00:16:27,316 --> 00:16:28,942 It's our last shot, Jimmy. 286 00:16:34,406 --> 00:16:35,949 Godspeed, Captain. 287 00:16:49,296 --> 00:16:51,795 How much faith you have in this thing? 288 00:16:51,799 --> 00:16:53,713 It's our most heavily-armored space rover. 289 00:16:53,717 --> 00:16:55,928 She's gonna sail right through. Unharmed. 290 00:17:05,813 --> 00:17:07,022 Capcom, check. 291 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,233 (ENGINE REVVING) 292 00:17:13,237 --> 00:17:14,943 Good, check. 293 00:17:14,947 --> 00:17:16,281 On your order, Captain. 294 00:17:18,492 --> 00:17:19,785 Moving out. 295 00:17:35,127 --> 00:17:39,398 Contact in five, four, three... 296 00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:42,887 - two, one. - (MONICA GRUNTS) 297 00:17:42,891 --> 00:17:44,768 (GASPING) 298 00:17:51,191 --> 00:17:53,148 What happened to sailing right through? 299 00:17:53,152 --> 00:17:54,983 The density is matching her. 300 00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:57,114 I'm close. It's gonna give! 301 00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:01,410 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 302 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:03,871 (YELPS) 303 00:18:12,796 --> 00:18:14,544 The structural integrity is failing. 304 00:18:14,548 --> 00:18:15,748 It's disintegrating. 305 00:18:15,752 --> 00:18:17,172 No, it's being rewritten. 306 00:18:17,176 --> 00:18:18,936 Monica, get out of there! 307 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:24,141 Do you copy, Monica? 308 00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:26,848 Monica! Get out of there! 309 00:18:26,852 --> 00:18:28,641 (GRUNTING) 310 00:18:28,645 --> 00:18:30,147 - Monica! - (YELLS) 311 00:18:33,901 --> 00:18:35,690 (YELPING) 312 00:18:35,694 --> 00:18:37,446 Get a medevac, now! 313 00:18:38,947 --> 00:18:40,240 (GASPS) 314 00:18:44,703 --> 00:18:45,904 Watch out! 315 00:18:51,168 --> 00:18:52,252 (GASP) 316 00:18:55,547 --> 00:18:57,508 - (ELECTRICAL WARBLING) - (PANTS) 317 00:18:59,843 --> 00:19:01,216 No. No. 318 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,805 I can get through. 319 00:19:04,306 --> 00:19:05,891 Monica! No! 320 00:19:09,478 --> 00:19:10,813 (GRUNTING) 321 00:19:13,982 --> 00:19:15,067 (YELLS) 322 00:19:16,944 --> 00:19:18,024 (GASPING) 323 00:19:18,028 --> 00:19:19,359 (STRAINING) 324 00:19:19,363 --> 00:19:22,157 MARIA: No, I can't. I can't leave Monica. 325 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,810 YOUNG MONICA: Mommy, it's okay. 326 00:19:24,814 --> 00:19:26,537 I can stay with Grandma and Pop-Pop. 327 00:19:27,788 --> 00:19:29,104 MARIA: (CHUCKLES) There's no way 328 00:19:29,107 --> 00:19:30,804 I'm going, baby. It's too dangerous. 329 00:19:30,808 --> 00:19:35,291 YOUNG MONICA: Mom, maybe I could fly up and meet you halfway? 330 00:19:35,295 --> 00:19:38,378 FURY: Only if you learn to glow like your Aunt Carol. 331 00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:41,172 MARIA: And you were the most powerful person I knew. 332 00:19:41,176 --> 00:19:43,499 DR. HARLEY: Your mom, she died, honey. 333 00:19:43,503 --> 00:19:44,968 WOO: She was truly an inspiration. 334 00:19:44,972 --> 00:19:46,306 - Sorry. - No! 335 00:19:47,057 --> 00:19:48,350 CAROL: Your mom's lucky. 336 00:19:49,343 --> 00:19:52,392 When they were handing out kids, they gave her the toughest one. 337 00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:53,647 (GRUNTING) 338 00:20:02,573 --> 00:20:03,866 (PANTING) 339 00:20:18,672 --> 00:20:20,090 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 340 00:20:37,149 --> 00:20:39,814 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 341 00:20:39,818 --> 00:20:41,149 (VISION SMACKS LIPS) 342 00:20:41,153 --> 00:20:43,989 So, Wanda killed me? 343 00:20:45,048 --> 00:20:49,449 Yes, but it's not that simple. You asked her to do it. 344 00:20:49,453 --> 00:20:51,242 Why would I have done that? 345 00:20:51,246 --> 00:20:53,328 To save the universe. 346 00:20:53,332 --> 00:20:54,808 Well, half of it. 347 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:57,165 Did it work? 348 00:20:57,169 --> 00:20:58,629 It did. 349 00:20:59,955 --> 00:21:03,102 Until the bad guy rewound time and killed you himself. 350 00:21:03,106 --> 00:21:06,623 There are a few extra steps, but to set up the context... 351 00:21:06,627 --> 00:21:08,218 I came back and died again. 352 00:21:08,222 --> 00:21:09,723 And she had to watch. 353 00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:15,437 Oh, man, another red light? 354 00:21:16,522 --> 00:21:19,274 It's kinda overkill out in the sticks here, don't you think? 355 00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:21,402 Yes. 356 00:21:25,364 --> 00:21:29,839 I believe... I think that Wanda is creating 357 00:21:29,843 --> 00:21:33,664 these impediments to stop me returning home. 358 00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:38,748 Also, it never rains in Westview, right? 359 00:21:38,752 --> 00:21:39,958 Whoa! 360 00:21:39,962 --> 00:21:41,714 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 361 00:21:44,216 --> 00:21:45,426 (SCOFFS) 362 00:21:48,262 --> 00:21:49,346 (SCOFFS) 363 00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:53,642 I'm not amused. 364 00:21:54,476 --> 00:21:55,936 (WORKERS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 365 00:21:57,730 --> 00:22:01,563 Yeah, great. Just take your time, fellas. 366 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:03,469 So if I understand correctly, 367 00:22:04,603 --> 00:22:08,841 my original code dates back to an AI called Jarvis? 368 00:22:10,534 --> 00:22:13,409 But my corporeal form was born 369 00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:16,540 of Ultron's plan for global genocide? 370 00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:18,751 Correct-o. 371 00:22:20,961 --> 00:22:22,296 What am I now? 372 00:22:25,157 --> 00:22:27,363 (SIGHS) Honestly, I'm a STEM type of lady, 373 00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:30,270 so I thought she just flipped a switch on your head 374 00:22:30,274 --> 00:22:31,725 and brought you back to life, 375 00:22:33,057 --> 00:22:35,642 but what I don't get is why you can't leave the Hex. 376 00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:46,321 What I do know is I've been watching WandaVision for the past week. 377 00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,744 And the love you two have is real. 378 00:22:52,534 --> 00:22:53,994 You belong together. 379 00:22:58,624 --> 00:23:00,209 (LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING) 380 00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:05,089 (PANTING) 381 00:23:06,173 --> 00:23:07,508 (PILLS RATTLE) 382 00:23:11,929 --> 00:23:15,303 Wanda? Wanda! 383 00:23:15,307 --> 00:23:16,429 What are you doing? 384 00:23:16,433 --> 00:23:17,931 - Wanda... - How did you get in here? 385 00:23:17,935 --> 00:23:20,234 Listen to me. This whole thing is about Vision. 386 00:23:20,238 --> 00:23:22,903 - Get out of my house. - Hayward was trying to bring him... 387 00:23:22,907 --> 00:23:25,952 Don't talk to me about that. I don't wanna hear about it. 388 00:23:26,768 --> 00:23:30,593 - (SCREAMS) - The drones, the missiles. Pietro? 389 00:23:30,597 --> 00:23:32,737 No, wait, Pietro, no, no, no, that wasn't us. 390 00:23:32,741 --> 00:23:35,240 All you do is lie! 391 00:23:35,244 --> 00:23:36,866 (GASPS) 392 00:23:36,870 --> 00:23:38,163 (PANTS) 393 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:42,793 (GASPS SOFTLY) 394 00:23:43,952 --> 00:23:47,485 The only lies I've told are the ones you put in my mouth. 395 00:23:47,489 --> 00:23:50,342 Careful what you say to me. 396 00:23:53,345 --> 00:23:54,596 Do it, then. 397 00:23:57,641 --> 00:23:59,347 Take me out. 398 00:23:59,351 --> 00:24:00,894 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 399 00:24:03,147 --> 00:24:05,937 See, see? That's where you and Hayward differ. 400 00:24:05,941 --> 00:24:07,890 He's gonna burn Westview to the ground 401 00:24:07,893 --> 00:24:09,072 just to get what he wants. 402 00:24:09,076 --> 00:24:11,161 Don't let him make you the villain. 403 00:24:13,116 --> 00:24:14,534 Maybe I already am. 404 00:24:22,374 --> 00:24:23,917 I'm not afraid of you, Wanda. 405 00:24:25,525 --> 00:24:28,061 I lost the person closest to me, too. 406 00:24:29,239 --> 00:24:32,881 The worst thing I can think of has already happened to me 407 00:24:32,885 --> 00:24:35,508 and I can't change it. I can't undo it. 408 00:24:35,512 --> 00:24:38,094 I can't control this pain anymore. 409 00:24:38,098 --> 00:24:42,336 And I don't think I want to, because it's my truth. 410 00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:48,271 Wanda, you have to... 411 00:24:48,275 --> 00:24:51,403 Young lady, I think you overstayed your welcome. 412 00:24:52,696 --> 00:24:54,778 Poor Wanda's been through enough. 413 00:24:54,782 --> 00:24:58,114 This doesn't concern you. Wanda... 414 00:24:58,118 --> 00:24:59,536 Run along, dear. 415 00:25:02,207 --> 00:25:04,960 - Wanda, you have to take it down. - No. 416 00:25:06,499 --> 00:25:08,793 - Don't make me hurt you. - All right. 417 00:25:21,892 --> 00:25:24,349 MAN: Okay, let's wrap it up, guys. 418 00:25:24,353 --> 00:25:26,355 Yes, finally. 419 00:25:28,690 --> 00:25:30,355 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 420 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,440 Oh, come on! 421 00:25:32,444 --> 00:25:34,780 - (KIDS CHATTERING) - WOMAN: Come on, kids. 422 00:25:36,782 --> 00:25:40,698 Kids? What's next, puppies? 423 00:25:40,702 --> 00:25:44,411 I had no idea how much Wanda had endured before coming to Westview, 424 00:25:44,415 --> 00:25:46,871 how much we both had, I guess. 425 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:48,168 Though I can't remember it. 426 00:25:49,128 --> 00:25:52,127 For me, it feels like it happened to someone else, you know? 427 00:25:52,131 --> 00:25:53,424 But for her... 428 00:25:54,690 --> 00:25:56,024 It's mere weeks ago. 429 00:25:59,888 --> 00:26:04,764 What am I doing here, sitting, talking to you when I should... 430 00:26:04,768 --> 00:26:08,522 This is... This is absurd. I need to get to my wife. 431 00:26:10,190 --> 00:26:11,442 (KIDS CHATTERING) 432 00:26:16,697 --> 00:26:18,490 So I'll just meet you there, then? 433 00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:22,490 Oh, here. 434 00:26:22,494 --> 00:26:24,743 Would you like a cup of tea, hon? 435 00:26:24,747 --> 00:26:26,223 - Sure. Thank you, Agnes. - Okay. 436 00:26:27,057 --> 00:26:30,123 Sit down. Be right back with that. 437 00:26:30,127 --> 00:26:32,625 Aw. Ay, ay, ay. 438 00:26:32,629 --> 00:26:33,710 (SIGHS) 439 00:26:33,714 --> 00:26:35,128 (INDISTINCT TV CHATTER) 440 00:26:35,132 --> 00:26:39,136 KIDS' VOICES ON TV: Jump! Jump! Jump! 441 00:26:39,928 --> 00:26:42,886 (SINGING) ♪ Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump ♪ 442 00:26:42,890 --> 00:26:45,096 ♪ Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump ♪ 443 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,265 ♪ Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump ♪ 444 00:26:47,269 --> 00:26:49,396 ♪ Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump ♪ 445 00:26:51,857 --> 00:26:53,859 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 446 00:27:03,285 --> 00:27:04,745 Where are the twins? 447 00:27:06,330 --> 00:27:09,249 Oh, they're probably just playing in the basement. 448 00:27:21,303 --> 00:27:22,805 (DOOR CREAKS) 449 00:27:25,599 --> 00:27:26,767 Boys? 450 00:27:52,376 --> 00:27:53,627 Tommy? 451 00:27:57,423 --> 00:27:58,716 Billy? 452 00:28:35,294 --> 00:28:36,628 (METALLIC THUD) 453 00:28:37,588 --> 00:28:39,548 AGNES: Wanda, Wanda. 454 00:28:40,841 --> 00:28:44,720 You didn't think you were the only magical girl in town, did you? 455 00:28:46,638 --> 00:28:47,890 (METALLIC THUD) 456 00:28:50,142 --> 00:28:52,541 The name's Agatha Harkness. 457 00:28:52,544 --> 00:28:55,097 Lovely to finally meet you, dear. 458 00:29:01,361 --> 00:29:03,363 (PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING) 459 00:29:07,618 --> 00:29:10,450 MALE CHORUS: (SINGING) ♪ Who's been messing up everything? ♪ 460 00:29:10,454 --> 00:29:13,332 WOMAN: ♪ It's been Agatha all along ♪ 461 00:29:16,001 --> 00:29:18,625 MALE CHORUS: ♪ Who's been pulling every evil string? ♪ 462 00:29:18,629 --> 00:29:21,799 WOMAN: ♪ It's been Agatha all along ♪ 463 00:29:24,051 --> 00:29:27,842 - MALE CHORUS: ♪ She's insidious ♪ - WOMAN: ♪ Ha-ha! ♪ 464 00:29:27,846 --> 00:29:32,931 MALE CHORUS: ♪ So perfidious that you haven't even noticed ♪ 465 00:29:32,935 --> 00:29:35,475 - ♪ And the pity is ♪ - MAN: ♪ The pity is ♪ 466 00:29:35,479 --> 00:29:37,856 ♪ Pity, pity, pity, pity ♪ 467 00:29:40,234 --> 00:29:43,024 MALE CHORUS: ♪ It's too late to fix anything ♪ 468 00:29:43,028 --> 00:29:46,277 ♪ Now that everything has gone wrong ♪ 469 00:29:46,281 --> 00:29:47,946 - ♪ Thanks to Agatha ♪ - WOMAN: ♪ Ha! ♪ 470 00:29:47,950 --> 00:29:49,489 MALE CHORUS: ♪ Naughty Agatha ♪ 471 00:29:49,493 --> 00:29:52,701 WOMAN: ♪ It's been Agatha all along ♪ 472 00:29:52,705 --> 00:29:55,349 (GASPS) And I killed Sparky, too. 473 00:29:56,198 --> 00:29:58,097 (LAUGHING WICKEDLY) 474 00:30:02,589 --> 00:30:04,174 (STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING) 475 00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:03,289 (GRUNTS) 476 00:32:03,293 --> 00:32:04,420 (GASPS) 477 00:32:07,649 --> 00:32:08,930 Snooper's gonna snoop. 478 00:32:08,934 --> 00:32:10,014 (GASPS) 479 00:32:10,018 --> 00:32:12,020 (MUSIC PLAYING) 480 00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:41,225 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -