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Vanya's in the room
at the end of the hall.

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How do you propose we get to her?

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I haven't figured that one out yet.

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- You can count me out.
- Klaus!

6
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What? You guys should save her.
You're great at all the hero shit.

7
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- Oh, Klaus!
- Listen, listen. Vanya would understand

8
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'cause she has realistic
expectations of what I am.

9
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And what I am is sexy trash.

10
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You're a big pussy, that's what you are.

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Guys, now is not the time.

12
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Why? Because I don't
wanna die? Who does?

13
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And martyrs aren't around
to enjoy the victory party

14
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'cause they're dead!

15
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- You are going out there...
- I'm not! Go away!

16
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... or I'm gonna beat you,

17
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- and not the way you like it!
- That's my cue.

18
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- Hey! Allison!
- No! Allison!

19
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Vanya!

20
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Vanya!

21
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All right. I'm going.

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- No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What?

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If you don't make it back, there's
one thing that I need to tell you.

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- I don't have time for this.
- Please.

25
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What?

26
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You look like Antonio Banderas
with the long hair.

27
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I just thought you should know.

28
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Thanks, man.

29
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Klaus!

30
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I'm not gonna make it!

31
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It's up to you, buddy!

32
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You gotta save the world!

33
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No, Diego, that's a terrible idea!

34
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Okay, Klaus.

35
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You can do this.

36
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You fought in Vietnam.

37
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You survived a family of seven.

38
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And you once wore a sarong
to a fraternity party

39
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and got a shitload of numbers.

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All right, just be cool

41
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till I finish the job
on the grassy knoll.

42
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We'll get the time math
and I'll ice the squirt.

43
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I just wish there was
another way, you know?

44
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- There isn't. Look at him.
- What are you looking at?

45
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- Look.
- See something funny?

46
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Worst case of paradox
psychosis I ever seen.

47
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Eh... What's wrong?

48
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- Well, I... feel bad for him. You know?
- Mind your business!

49
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Or I'll give you something to stare at.

50
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He's just a little guy.

51
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Everybody's a little guy to you.

52
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You wish you could
pull off these shorts!

53
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You look like King Kong

54
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and the Hitler Youth had a baby.

55
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Luther, I... I don't have time for
you to tuck and squeeze here.

56
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Can I count on you to
keep him under control?

57
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- Yeah, I'll do my best, yeah.
- All right.

58
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Hey, brother. How you doing?

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- He's gonna kill me, isn't he?
- What?

60
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What, him?

61
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He's gonna kill you?

62
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Yeah, right. That's ridiculous.

63
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You know, you're a
terrible liar, Luther.

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You're a worse liar
than you are a spotter.

65
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Okay, whose fault is that?

66
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What good is having a spotter
if you won't even listen to him?

67
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So you admit you're
conspiring against me?

68
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Do... Do you admit that you're
suffering from paradox psychosis?

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All I'm suffering from is
bracing clarity about you

70
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and your murderous intentions.

71
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Look, it's not like he's
gonna "kill you" kill you.

72
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He just wants to kill a, um...

73
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- version of you.
- But I am that version of me.

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Hey, I don't love it, either,

75
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but he's actually got
a pretty good plan.

76
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What? The one where you guys off me

77
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and then jump to 2019 to save the world?

78
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Yeah, wait, how did you know that?

79
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Because I'm him, and that
is exactly what I would do

80
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- if I were trying to kill me!
- Okay, all I know is

81
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we've got one Five too many,

82
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and you're the one acting like a maniac.

83
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Maniac?

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Luther, you have seen nothing.

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If you want a maniac,
I will show you maniac.

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Okay, as your spotter,

87
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I think the best thing I
can do for you right now

88
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is put you out of your misery.

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Okay, Luther, listen.

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I know your feeble mind only
responds to age and authority,

91
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so listen very closely.

92
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Yet again, you are
experiencing daddy issues,

93
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this time with your own brother,

94
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which honestly is making me a bit crazy.

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But remember this:

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I'm 14 days older than him.

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I have seniority here.

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So it is me you should
be listening to, Luther.

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I'm the daddy here!

100
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How's it going?

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Five, please, you're being unseemly.

102
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Look at you.

103
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I admit there is a possibility
that I may not be in my fully...

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- right mind right now.
- Okay, good.

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But whatever I've got,

106
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- he's got it too.
- What?

107
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You two quit grab-assing. We're here.

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Flatulence. Stage four.

109
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See? What's your plan now, bucko?

110
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That was just lunch, all right? Shut up.

111
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Careful.

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I want that hem straight
enough to cut throats.

113
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Hmm.

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Nice frock.

115
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Is this a swearing in
or a... a coronation?

116
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How's your new hire working out?

117
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I heard he lasted all of
ten minutes in orientation

118
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before he started running amok.

119
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Oh, you know boys.

120
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He's probably around here somewhere

121
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eating a... a very large sandwich.

122
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Mm-hmm. Herb!

123
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Tell Lila what you told me.

124
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I, uh, didn't actually offer it up.

125
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You put a knife to my throat.

126
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Go on.

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Diego commandeered
the Infinite Switchboard,

128
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then hijacked a briefcase...

129
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and left the Commission.

130
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Told you.

131
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He also held a knife to my throat.

132
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I knew he was a grifting little gonad.

133
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So, what are you gonna do about him?

134
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Me?

135
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Your puppy, your responsibility.

136
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Or are you forgetting
our little agreement?

137
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You only let him stay hoping
I'd have to kill him.

138
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Hmm.

139
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Was this all a test?

140
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Everything is a test, darling.

141
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The question is...

142
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... why are you failing it?

143
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I'm not failing.

144
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Let me handle it my way.

145
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Does your way include decapitation?

146
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Quartering, boiling,

147
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thumbscrews, burning at the stake,
or Chinese water torture?

148
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I wanna let him go.

149
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Peons...

150
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out.

151
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Darling, blood is thicker
than water, but...

152
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you can drown in either, Lila.

153
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I am officially about to become

154
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the most powerful woman in time,

155
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and you will be my right hand.

156
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But I need to know...

157
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... that I can trust you...

158
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at all times...

159
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in all ways.

160
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You can.

161
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740... 41... 42...

162
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743.

163
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Okay.

164
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Oh.

165
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Harlan?

166
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What's wrong, baby?

167
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How do I help you?

168
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- Please, I don't know what to do.
- Jesus.

169
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- What the hell happened?
- No, I just found him this way.

170
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Vanya.

171
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Vanya?

172
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Oh, my God.

173
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Oh, Harlan.

174
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What the hell did she do to our boy?

175
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Carl! Carl, what are you doing?

176
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Something I should've
done a long time ago!

177
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- Carl, no!
- Time to get him the help he needs!

178
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Carl!

179
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No, he doesn't belong
in one of those places!

180
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Hold on, Harlan.

181
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Gonna get you some help.

182
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No matter what your mama says.

183
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All right...

184
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Get out of the car.

185
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Sissy, don't be a fool.

186
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You aren't gonna take my son from me.

187
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They'll never give him back.

188
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Well, maybe you don't
deserve him anymore.

189
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Maybe you should watch
how you talk to me for once.

190
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The timeline is your lifeline.

191
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Uh...

192
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All right, sweaty gerbil man.

193
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Tell me where Diego went

194
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or I'll staple your colon to your nose

195
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and let you die on your own farts.

196
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That's... so... vivid.

197
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Wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, no!

198
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I'm on your side. No,
I helped him escape.

199
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If you...

200
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Escape?

201
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Well, he was supposed to stay
here with me. Where did he go?

202
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Back to help his family.

203
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Are you really going to kill him?

204
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Of course not. I love him.

205
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Oh, that's...

206
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- Oh!
- Say a word and I'll crush you.

207
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I won't.

208
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I swear, I won't.

209
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Uh, wait.

210
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I hate to rain on your parade,

211
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but there's something
I have to show you.

212
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Something big.

213
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- Ugh!
- Wait, no.

214
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It's...

215
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It's this.

216
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Oh, my God.

217
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... the Dallas-Fort
Worth area broadcast,

218
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here to bring you a special description

219
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of the arrival of President
John F. Kennedy.

220
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- At this moment, three special...
- This is my favorite part.

221
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The calm before the storm.

222
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Look. The briefcase.

223
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No, don't. You won't be
able to get there in time.

224
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Of course I will.

225
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This is our only chance.

226
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Hey, uh, just remind me...

227
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... what was the final stage
of paradox psychosis again?

228
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Homicidal rage.

229
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Right.

230
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That's great.

231
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Five, listen to me. I...

232
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No. No!

233
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Oh... shit.

234
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Bad idea, shit-heel.

235
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Stop it! All right?

236
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The both of you.

237
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Pull it together.

238
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Now, Kennedy is gonna be coming
around that corner any minute.

239
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Okay? So, everyone, let's
just take a deep breath...

240
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Now, we're all family here, okay?

241
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,061
So can we all just try to get
along for a few more minutes?

242
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You want it?

243
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Go ahead.

244
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What's that?

245
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Shit.

246
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- Now...
- Where were we?

247
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Look, Mama, fireworks.

248
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Come on, sweetie.
We'll be late for the parade.

249
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,318
Would you please...

250
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,160
Hey!

251
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I'm getting really sick of this!

252
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Vanya?

253
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,119
Vanya?

254
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Do you remember me?

255
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,888
I remember everything.

256
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And I'm doing it again, aren't I?

257
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What's wrong with me?

258
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,855
Why can't I control myself
like the rest of you guys?

259
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,026
It's not too late.

260
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You can go back. There's still time.

261
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I don't deserve to live.

262
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I killed Pogo.

263
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,997
I almost killed Allison.

264
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,745
I destroyed the world.

265
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,167
I'm a monster.

266
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,601
Dad treated you like a bomb
before you ever were one.

267
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:06,524
He was... so scared of your
power, he never let you use it.

268
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,861
Drugged you up, kept you numb for years.

269
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:15,072
That's messed up, Vanya.

270
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,405
No wonder you couldn't control it.

271
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,582
Dad couldn't handle your anger.

272
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,115
That doesn't mean you can't.

273
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:28,350
And maybe you have a
right to be pissed off

274
00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:31,125
and sad and messed up, but...

275
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,178
... it's a shitty world full
of shitty people sometimes.

276
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,564
You aren't a monster.

277
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,891
You're my sister.

278
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,103
And right now, our siblings are
risking everything out there

279
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,266
trying to save you.

280
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,192
You aren't alone at the
table anymore, Vanya.

281
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,776
You can do this.

282
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,803
Ben, what's happening to you?

283
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,428
I can't go back with you.

284
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,006
What do you mean?

285
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,144
- I'm hurting you, aren't I?
- It's not your fault.

286
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,517
I've been holding on as long
as I can in here, but...

287
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,937
- You shouldn't have come for me.
- Vanya...

288
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,533
I died 17 years ago.

289
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:38,988
All the rest of this...

290
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,372
these years with Klaus...

291
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,332
it's all been gravy.

292
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,122
At least this time I get to say goodbye.

293
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,297
- Can I ask you a weird favor?
- Anything.

294
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,551
Can you hug me as I go?

295
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,720
It's been a long time since...

296
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,861
Tell Klaus something for me, will you?

297
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,187
Get out of the car.

298
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,741
Whatcha gonna do, Sissy?

299
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,360
You gonna shoot me?

300
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:08,485
I don't wanna hurt you, but you
need to give me back my boy.

301
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,290
Well, he's our boy. Maybe you
and Vanya have forgotten that.

302
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,082
- Vanya's got nothin' to do with this.
- Oh, really?

303
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,247
Well, we were just fine till that
Russian she-devil showed up.

304
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,457
We weren't "fine," Carl.

305
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,195
Jesus.

306
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:25,425
Sayin' a lie over and over
doesn't make it true.

307
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,307
What? You love her?

308
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,181
Is that it?

309
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,559
Some girl from nowhere?

310
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:36,358
Probably a Communist,
who you hit with your car.

311
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:40,815
Yeah, Carl.

312
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,034
I love her.

313
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,582
So you should just let me go.

314
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,371
I did right by you!

315
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,408
I worked hard.

316
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,382
I was faithful.

317
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,880
I never blamed you for the boy.

318
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:02,628
I stayed!

319
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,722
You don't get to ask for more than that.

320
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,350
I'm askin', Carl.

321
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,018
Just not from you.

322
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,317
Harlan, baby, you get in
the house now, you hear?

323
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,236
Boy, you come here.

324
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,703
Better he sees who his mama really is.

325
00:23:29,150 --> 00:23:30,680
How she wants to break up the family.

326
00:23:30,690 --> 00:23:32,640
You leave him be. This is between us.

327
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,123
Harlan...

328
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,330
Harlan, it's okay, baby. It's okay...

329
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,668
No!

330
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,266
You okay?

331
00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:06,356
Oh!

332
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:11,994
Oh, Harlan.

333
00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:15,911
Oh, shit.

334
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:23,463
"... take this institution to
the heights it reached... "

335
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,455
My parents didn't die in a robbery.

336
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,723
They were executed.

337
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:32,050
Kill order 743.

338
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:35,637
And I know who did it.

339
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,906
Five killed my family.

340
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,754
- No, don't kill us!
- No!

341
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,920
And AJ Carmichael gave the order.

342
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,176
It was him who made me an orphan.

343
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,386
Darling.

344
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,139
Little one...

345
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,096
your family is right here.

346
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:25,517
Yeah.

347
00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:29,985
I wonder...

348
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:36,329
if that's what Diego was sneaking
around here looking for.

349
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:41,919
Trying to bury the evidence
so you'd never find out.

350
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,376
What... What're you talking about?

351
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,667
Diego doesn't know what Five did.

352
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:53,215
Darling, I'm gonna need you to be
a titch more clever about this.

353
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:57,805
That clown school that Five
calls "Umbrella Academy,"

354
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,429
it may be full of assholes,
but it's not full of fools.

355
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:05,018
They're family. What one
knows, they all know.

356
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:08,435
No, no, no, no. I... I was playing
Diego, he wasn't playing me.

357
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:12,025
Is that why you're crying in my
office while he's out roaming free,

358
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,362
laughing at you?

359
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,500
I didn't think he was smart
enough to pull this off.

360
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,921
He isn't...

361
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:25,961
but Five is.

362
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,916
And Diego listens to him and trusts him.

363
00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:34,633
Five...

364
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:39,679
has been playing puppet
master all this time.

365
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:44,441
I'd say it's time that we
solved this problem...

366
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:48,859
once and for all.

367
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,128
Did you enjoy the show,
you little flotsam?

368
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:18,386
I don't know how you did
it, but I know your work.

369
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:22,310
I'm sure you think you're very clever.

370
00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:32,732
The thing about fish, AJ,

371
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:37,414
is they're no match

372
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,029
for a shark.

373
00:27:55,170 --> 00:27:56,195
Getting tired yet?

374
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,506
I can do this all day.

375
00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,552
- Guys, this has to stop.
- Eat shit, Ape Man.

376
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,389
Hey! Assholes!

377
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:11,059
I'm done listening to you
both. I'm in charge now.

378
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,862
- Now, Luther! Shoot him!
- No! Luther, shoot him!

379
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,574
- Shoot him!
- No, Luther, shoot him.

380
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:18,894
Luther, shoot him!

381
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,529
Luther, shoot him.

382
00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:21,825
Now, Luther!

383
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:29,964
- Luther...
- I'm sorry, buddy.

384
00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:41,222
Now! Open the portal!

385
00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:43,929
Right.

386
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,587
- Are you okay?
- Vanya.

387
00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:17,339
Physically or emotionally?

388
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,013
You're alive.

389
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:26,716
- Did we save the world or what?
- I think so.

390
00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:28,216
Building's still here.

391
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:32,187
Kennedy's a few minutes away.

392
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:35,359
- I can still save him.
- No, Diego, wait!

393
00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:40,278
President Kennedy arrives...

394
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:44,166
I still time to stop Dad before
Kennedy makes his final turn.

395
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:45,874
No, no, where are you going?

396
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:48,410
Look, I saw the explosion.

397
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:49,785
I saw the tapes, Allison.

398
00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:51,833
The explosion causes doomsday.

399
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,544
You're safe now.

400
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,706
- He doesn't have to die.
- No, no, Diego...

401
00:29:57,545 --> 00:29:59,705
... are Governor and Mrs. Connally.

402
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,588
They have stayed in the limousine.

403
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,384
But the president, the First Lady,

404
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,508
the vice president, and
Mrs. Lyndon Johnson

405
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:08,095
are all walking along
the edge of this fence,

406
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,481
shaking hands with the crowd.

407
00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:13,388
And they are being greeted by placards

408
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:17,518
of varying emotional and,
uh, political feeling...

409
00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:50,814
Don't even think about it.

410
00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:53,560
- Into the vortex you go, asshole.
- Fine!

411
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,190
But give me the math.

412
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:59,066
So I don't end up looking
like Tiger Beat over here.

413
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,783
You stand next to the
vortex and I'll tell ya.

414
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,363
Go!

415
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,080
- Closer!
- This is close enough!

416
00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:12,868
Now give it to me!

417
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,771
It was a typo.

418
00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:19,091
Typo?

419
00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:21,208
We put the decimal in the wrong spot

420
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,000
in our proof of the existence of a bound

421
00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:24,376
for the number of limit cycles

422
00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:27,545
of planar polynomial vector
fields of fixed degree.

423
00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:31,005
We wrote down five-point-seven.
It should be...

424
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:33,057
... zero-point-five-seven.

425
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,231
Son of a bitch.

426
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,896
I knew that didn't look right.

427
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,730
All right...

428
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:42,030
I guess this is it.

429
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:43,188
This is it.

430
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:44,610
Go.

431
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,664
No!

432
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,288
Five!

433
00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:58,752
It's shrinking!

434
00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,291
The crowd yells.

435
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,764
And there's the president
of the United States.

436
00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:15,522
We did it!

437
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,881
I can see his suntan
all the way from here.

438
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,556
The briefcase, you idiot.

439
00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:20,944
What?

440
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:26,821
Hey, you know what?

441
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,525
A thank-you for preserving

442
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,738
- your existence would be nice.
- "A thank-you."

443
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,058
And here they come.

444
00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:33,950
The presidential car is moving out...

445
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:37,035
Luther! Luther! Here he comes!

446
00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:44,245
Kennedy's turning.

447
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,262
Look, there's Dad.

448
00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:49,129
What do we do?

449
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:50,759
- Uh-oh.
- Yeah.

450
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:53,755
- Agh.
- Oh, shit.

451
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:54,846
Diego.

452
00:32:59,268 --> 00:33:02,728
- It's happening again.
- Oh, Jackie.

453
00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:20,561
No!

454
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,798
KLIF bulletin, from Dallas,

455
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:32,432
three shots reportedly were
fired at the motorcade

456
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,970
of President Kennedy today,

457
00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,660
near the downtown section.

458
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,460
KLIF News is checking out the report.

459
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,095
We will have further...

460
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:40,522
Where the hell is he?

461
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:03,713
This is a sad time for all people.

462
00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:07,089
We have suffered a loss...

463
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:10,300
... that cannot be weighed...

464
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:13,301
- Someone even notified him.
- Oh.

465
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,094
- Congratulations.
- And to you.

466
00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:22,310
I know that the world shares the sorrow

467
00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:23,680
that Mrs. Kennedy...

468
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,150
Ah, you made it.

469
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,900
- Were you followed?
- Of course not.

470
00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:29,984
I used the decoy.

471
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,068
Excellent.

472
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:33,700
Champagne?

473
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,520
There's nothing to celebrate.

474
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,913
Well, clearly, you haven't
heard the news.

475
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:40,873
Our little Kennedy problem is solved.

476
00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:44,213
He was not to be touched!
That was the deal.

477
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:48,286
Well, he had to go,
one way or the other.

478
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,840
Pissed off too many people.

479
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:53,594
You lied to me.

480
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:58,755
We all got what we wanted.

481
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,517
The rocket technology
you supplied us with

482
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,939
will enable us to beat the
Russians to the moon.

483
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:06,728
And in turn, when we do arrive,

484
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,022
five or six years from now,

485
00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:12,572
your interests on the
dark side of the moon

486
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:14,647
won't be affected.

487
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:16,778
Worthy of celebration...

488
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:18,824
don't you think?

489
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:22,044
You will never contact me again.

490
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,291
Good night, gentlemen.

491
00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:34,548
Don't be too sure of that, Reg.

492
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:38,553
You're gonna keep giving us
that fancy technology of yours.

493
00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:40,351
And why would I do that?

494
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,272
Because if you don't,

495
00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:46,889
we'll tell the world who you really are.

496
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,735
Uh-oh. Someone's ready for a fight.

497
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,708
What's he doing?

498
00:36:32,398 --> 00:36:34,188
Oh, my God!

499
00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:44,241
"This is the start of something
bigger than yourselves,

500
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,617
and I will be the ne... "

501
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,917
Now is not a good time.

502
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,541
What?

503
00:36:57,673 --> 00:36:59,821
- Well?
- I've never seen anything like this.

504
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,974
The anomaly is off the charts.

505
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,519
Have you shown this to anyone else?

506
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,193
- N-No, only you.
- Mmm.

507
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:25,909
Oop.

508
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,758
Recall all personnel from the field.

509
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,590
We're going to war.

510
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:16,550
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