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I cannot believe there
are no charging stations.
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Fucking Arizona.
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Well, we could call a tow,
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but, uh, you know, what the fuck,
it's gonna take way too long.
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Let's just take the PJ.
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I know jets are wasteful,
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but I don't want you
driving through the night,
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and my mom...
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really hates it when people are late.
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God, I cannot wait for you to meet her.
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- What time is Love getting there?
- Who knows?
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She's on her new
boyfriend's dick like herpes.
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Don't get me wrong,
I love the guy, but...
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Will, right? She's bringing him?
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Yep.
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Move, Joe.
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Wait, stop! Stop!
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Stop, Candace.
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I love you.
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Just let me go.
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Tell me you don't love me.
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I don't! I don't love you.
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I never have.
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What are you gonna do about it, Joe?
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Don't do this!
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Stop!
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Looks like it's gonna be a
proper meet-the-parents Wellkend.
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Oh!
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Hi. Yeah.
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Forty Quinn here.
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Yes, like the number, but spelled out.
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F-O...
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I now truly understand
the term "love of my life".
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My life makes sense now with you in it.
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Complete. Not closed.
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More open to the world and everything
beautiful than ever before.
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Nothing to hide.
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You've asked me to meet the parents.
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Might be messy, family can be.
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But whatever comes, we'll
get through it, together.
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I don't wanna.
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Can your parents really be that bad?
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Worse. They can be worse.
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Okay, remember,
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they charm so that they can manipulate.
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My mom is a lot.
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Just give in to her crazy.
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And my dad is impenetrable.
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Just don't take it personally.
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Try not to.
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I still do.
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Is there anything I
can do to support you?
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We could have a signal.
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Like...
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What is that? Are... Are you Spider-Man?
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No, no.
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Um, it's... it's, uh...
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ASL for "I love you".
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In, like, a friendly you
know, like, platonic way.
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I love you.
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In the non-friendly way,
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but I'm waiting to say it.
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Why rush when we have
the rest of our lives?
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Hmm!
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My dad's gonna like that shirt.
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I know. I do my research.
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America's surrogate dream
parents, Ray and Dottie Quinn.
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Ray is a Pasadena golden boy
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who comes from old-school money.
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Dottie is the spark plug
that gives him life.
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They met in the naked
hot tubs at Esalen,
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eloped shortly thereafter.
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Joan Baez is rumored to have officiated.
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Dottie opened Anavrin
with Ray's family cash.
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What started as a pet
project has evolved
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into a global brand
largely due to Dottie,
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all centered on the Quinn family motto,
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"Transparency and realness".
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This weekend is Ray and
Dottie's 30th anniversary,
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and they're making up
for their quickie wedding
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with a wellness bacchanal.
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Ray and Dottie's vow renewal
will be the culmination
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of packed community...
say it with me now...
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"Wellkend".
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Shoot me in the face.
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But whatever you need, Love.
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These people may pretend to be
real, but you and I really are.
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- Speaking of messy family...
- Hey.
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Did you know Ja Rule and
Ashanti never banged?
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Okay. And?
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I don't know, it just
kind of ruins it for me
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knowing their love was never real.
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Can you check out? It fucks
up inventory when you steal.
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- Is that kombucha?
- Stop being so codependent, okay?
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'Buch has about as much alcohol
in it as fresh-pressed juice,
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and I want to pour
one out for Henderson.
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Because it was our thing.
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Did you hear they're
saying it was a suicide now?
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Too good for this world.
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Another melancholy
clown dies by his own hand,
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and his adoring fans and
acquaintances grieve deeply
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for, oh, about the next
one to two news cycles.
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Are you making it to meetings?
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I'm in such a positive place right now
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and AA is a breeding
ground of negativity.
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Speaking of circle jerks,
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you still coming to
Mom and Dad's Wank-end?
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Yes, of course.
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Forty, just promise me that
you won't do anything...
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Gotta go. Amy's in the whip.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah.
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No.
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Forty's gonna go off the
rails again. I can tell.
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It's gonna be bad.
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You like the girl he just met, right?
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Sure.
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We went to the movies.
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We didn't even talk.
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What can I say? He's on pattern.
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Meets a girl, each a new
impossible-to-predict type of bad for him,
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and then he tries to get
our parents to like her,
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then he flings himself off
a cliff when they don't.
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Leaving you to clean the splatter.
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I can neutralize.
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I can distract. I'm good with parents.
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We got this.
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Sure, I could tell
you were my sister is, but...
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what is this about?
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It's about Joshua Bunter.
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- You might know him as...
- Henderson.
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Clearly, I need to be
in two places at once,
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with you and near Ellie.
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Just crossing the T's here.
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We know from Henderson's IMs he was
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planning on seeing
your sister that night.
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Yeah, I don't read the news.
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It's, like, so depressing,
but I... I thought he...
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offed himself.
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Delilah's smarter than these guys.
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Yeah, well, it seems that way.
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And I've got parental
tech to keep an eye on Ellie
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and the fallout from
Hendy's tragic suicide.
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Well, Ellie's not home right now,
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but I can call you when she
is if you want, or, like...
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Oh, no. I have to go into work.
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I'm sorry.
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Bye.
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Were you at Henderson's
the night he died, Ellie?
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What are these?
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- What do you think they are?
- Don't evade with a question.
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- You evaded with a question first!
- Jesus!
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Half the time you
treat me like an adult,
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but, wait, suddenly, I'm a kid
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because you can't get it
together to be an adult?
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You really wanna know?
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Those are Henderson's.
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No, they're not.
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They're random.
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They're... He's not even
in 'em. They're just...
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I know...
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because he did it to me.
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I don't believe you.
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- Where's your photo then?
- You don't believe me? You need proof?
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Listen, don't get mad at me because
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he was a bad guy and you fell for it.
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He was my friend!
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He wasn't your friend,
Ellie! Let me guess.
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He made you promise not to tell anyone
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you were hanging out alone together?
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Basic predator move.
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You are a lot of things...
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but you're not stupid.
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Ah, ooh, ooh! Hi.
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- Hello.
- Hi, babe.
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Oh, my God, I'm
so glad you guys are here.
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Oh, my God.
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- How are you?
- I'm good.
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Yeah, this is great.
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Well, thankfully, teenagers
text emotional gibberish,
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so I know Ellie's okay.
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All right, put the phone away.
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Welcome to the Hellmouth.
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And I'm in a Wes Anderson movie
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set in a weirdly Caucasian ashram.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Lovey, hey.
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Hey.
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This is Will Bettelheim.
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Oh. You related to Bruno?
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Ray's a not-so-secret fantasy fan.
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He's referring to Bruno
Bettelheim, author of...
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The Uses of Enchantment is a classic.
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No relation, I'm just a fan.
It's good to meet you, Mr. Quinn.
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Call me Ray.
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Will?
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Finally we meet.
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Oh!
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You are delicious.
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The pleasure is all mine, Dottie.
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Come here, darling. You look beautiful.
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- Hey, Mom.
- I'm sorry, I'm all over the place.
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- Let's get you a drink.
- Okay.
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Sounds good.
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- Forty.
- Sport! Hi, Love.
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Where'd she go? There she is.
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You gotta meet my girl, Amy.
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Amy, come here.
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Hi there.
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Will Bettelheim,
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Amy Adam.
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Nice to meet you.
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It can't be.
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Am I hallucinating?
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This is her hand, this is real.
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Candace is here.
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Will Bettelheim...
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What a great name.
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Almost sounds made up.
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Is she trying to spar with me?
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That's funny, I was just
thinking, "Amy Adam".
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How totally un-google-able.
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This is a game to
her. She's enjoying this.
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I'm so happy to see you again.
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She's crazy, Love.
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I'm also so hungry I could
eat my own hand, so let's...
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- Oh, no, don't worry. Just eat mine.
- Oh!
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Like the kids say, "Fuck my life".
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Oh, good, you're awake.
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Shh-sh-sh-sh.
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It's okay, you are totally safe.
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I have a surprise for you.
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Can you promise to be calm?
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Okay, good.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean
what I said. I'm an idiot.
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Okay, I'm stupid. Let's just go home.
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You're just saying that because
you think it's what I wanna hear.
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No, I'm saying that
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because I'm tied up
in the back of a van.
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I had to...
240
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so we could get here...
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to talk.
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I am so sorry.
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- But it's all gonna be worth it.
- Where are we?
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Lake Mahopac.
245
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You remember that amazing picnic we had?
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I brought all your faves again.
247
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No, just, okay...
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I know... I know you
don't want to hurt me.
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- I would never hurt you.
- Just untie me. Untie me.
250
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I can't do that yet, you know I can't.
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Just hang on.
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Thanks. Thank you.
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Candace!
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Listen, you don't
understand. Don't do this!
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Stop! Please, don't do
this! Shh! Sh-sh-sh-sh!
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Stop...
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Stop!
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How?
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00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,517
How did she manage this?
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So tell, tell! How you two met.
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We're dying to hear.
262
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,314
- Yeah, tell us.
- Well, we were at...
263
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:15,358
- South By.
- Yeah, and...
264
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,611
- Amy was giving me stalker eyes.
- I was interested, but so was he.
265
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:21,489
- So she reached for the queso.
- Oh, the queso!
266
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,700
- And, um, it felt like...
- It was fate.
267
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,118
Inseparable ever since.
268
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,870
Enjoy it while it lasts.
269
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,372
Yeah, we actually
road-tripped back from Austin.
270
00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,332
Got to know each other
a little bit better.
271
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,293
And what are you doing?
272
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,712
- Amy is an indie film producer.
- Oh, come on.
273
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,881
Yeah, we're actually
already in soft prep
274
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:40,383
for a film we're trying to get going.
275
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,384
Honey?
276
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,518
He could pretend to care,
like, if he wanted to.
277
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,354
Wow, these waiters are so slow!
278
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,982
Oh, you want a drink? I'll...
I'll grab you a drink, bunny.
279
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,735
Yeah, could I get a 'buch, please?
280
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,112
- Virgin, obviously.
- Yes.
281
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,281
Appreciate you.
282
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,328
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
283
00:13:09,715 --> 00:13:11,031
What are you doing here?
284
00:13:11,032 --> 00:13:13,724
I told you I'd show up to
give you what you deserve.
285
00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:14,810
So here we are.
286
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,962
Merry Christmas.
287
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,132
How do I get this time
bomb away from you, Love?
288
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,426
- Want to know how I found you?
- I would love to hear.
289
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,479
So, I was feeling like
shit one fine afternoon,
290
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,590
when I saw this clickbait
about how the stars live.
291
00:13:32,591 --> 00:13:34,699
I mean, who doesn't
need a little escapism?
292
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,225
So I clicked and there was this link
293
00:13:36,226 --> 00:13:38,334
about how all the cool kids
go to Henderson's house,
294
00:13:38,335 --> 00:13:40,193
and although I wasn't
familiar with his work,
295
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,737
I was curious about
this random douchebag
296
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,906
high as balls on his coffee table,
297
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:48,536
which is when I first set eyes on
my new dreamy beau.
298
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,080
Of course, your
brother destroyed my life,
299
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,373
our life.
300
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,625
And he's such an idiot.
301
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,670
And I keep watching and...
302
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,631
No.
303
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:02,800
Couldn't be.
304
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,802
Could not be.
305
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,846
I was trying to help you, Love.
306
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,681
Altruism is dangerous.
307
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,349
Shocked you'd choose LA.
308
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,350
But I found you.
309
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,227
Great.
310
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,520
What's the move?
311
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,939
You gonna tell them this dramatic tale?
312
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,775
I mean, it is their special weekend,
313
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,361
so I'll wait if and when I have to,
314
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:27,907
But in the meantime, I am going
to protect them from you, bunny.
315
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,743
Especially...
316
00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:32,620
your gorgeous girl.
317
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,831
Lucky man, Will.
318
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,876
- I missed you, babe.
- Aw!
319
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,007
Yeah, we can, uh,
situate ourselves for dinner.
320
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,387
The fuck?
321
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,100
I didn't know you bite your nails.
322
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,645
I don't.
323
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,105
Not since I was a kid.
324
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:01,441
Well, what, is meeting my
parents making you nervous?
325
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,109
'Cause I don't care what they think.
326
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,195
And now I have to do this vow renewal.
327
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,740
I cannot believe I have to
call my parents "lovers".
328
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,949
Then don't.
329
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,619
- Do you.
- No, I can't. My mom gave me a script.
330
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,162
I mean, she said, "Make it your own",
331
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,623
but I'm pretty sure that
means, "Don't change anything".
332
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,291
Do you want some space to work?
333
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,668
I can go to Forty's yurt.
334
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,589
Yeah, actually. I mean,
if you don't mind.
335
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,673
No.
336
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,343
The kombucha thing is
not a good sign. I just...
337
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,386
- I know, I get it.
- Okay.
338
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,680
Don't get lost out there.
339
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,274
I will help you, helicopter sibling.
340
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,278
I need to keep eyes on Candace
so I can protect you from her,
341
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:47,820
but...
342
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,949
lest I accidentally stumble
into Jeff Bezos's lodge,
343
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,452
I need the blessed yurt map.
344
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,370
Will?
345
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,706
Everything okay?
346
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,833
It's perfect. Thank you.
347
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,920
I just, you know, wanted
to check out the Truth Yurt.
348
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,161
- I was also looking for...
- Care to partake?
349
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,053
- I don't really...
- I insist you be here now.
350
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,014
Okay.
351
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,485
It's fine. I won't inhale.
352
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,612
Now inhale.
353
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,328
So, fresh in from New York, huh?
354
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,247
Yeah.
355
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,750
I remember being in New
York when I was a kid.
356
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,044
Ah, to be young.
357
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,129
Oh, you're still young.
358
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,047
Tell that to my vagina.
359
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,132
No one warns you.
360
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,635
You wake up one day
drier than the Sahara.
361
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,345
If it weren't for this
wonder lube we've developed,
362
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,514
I don't know what I'd do.
363
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:59,225
It's already so difficult
to reach orgasm at this age.
364
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,518
Is this really happening?
365
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,604
Anyways, it seems like
you understand, Will.
366
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,106
What a chin.
367
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,776
She's not flirting, she's testing me.
368
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,363
I'm drugged. She hopes it's truth serum.
369
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,704
I think your daughter is
the most amazing woman...
370
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,413
I've ever met.
371
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,464
I like you for Love.
372
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,967
Between the obstacle
course that is Dottie,
373
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,469
and the more fundamental issue,
374
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,056
that every millisecond of
this Wellkend is scheduled,
375
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,349
how do I get Candace alone?
376
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,601
How do I do this, Love?
377
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,220
How do I get her away from you?
378
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:47,106
Let the wolf awakenyour unconscious.
379
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,317
Meet your id.
380
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:57,825
Hey.
381
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,175
On the plus side, she's
striking out with the Quinns.
382
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,969
Schadenfreude is karmic suicide.
383
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,689
Dad, do you actually...
Do you have a minute?
384
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,943
Not now, son, I've got doubles
with Bozzi from the Palm.
385
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,487
Right. Sorry, Bozz.
386
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,948
Let's go, Bozz.
387
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,950
Shit.
388
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,576
It's okay.
389
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,122
Forty always...
390
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,042
you know, tries to impress
our parents with these girls.
391
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,670
Can you just help?
392
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:13,025
Ali Wong's in studio to
talk about Henderson,
393
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,028
or as she knew him, Josh.
394
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:36,633
I will make a film that premieres
Sundance 2020 at the Eccles.
395
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,259
Friday night slot.
396
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,303
Then goes on to sweep the Gothams,
397
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:44,765
winning two, no, three
Indie Spirit awards.
398
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:45,851
Fuck the Oscars.
399
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,566
I hear and accept you, Forty.
400
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:55,986
Is this gonna work?
401
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,529
'Cause my car is really old.
402
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,698
Yeah, that shiny, new
Prius is all yours.
403
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,784
All you need is a group hug and 35K.
404
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,164
I...
405
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,626
will find the perfect partner.
406
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,255
That's good.
407
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,134
We hear and accept you, Gabe.
408
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:23,805
I will fulfill my life-long dream...
409
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,268
of... traveling to Italy.
410
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,063
Italy?
411
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,605
Seriously?
412
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,192
She is obsessed with me.
413
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,863
Okay, come on, somebody
needs to help her. Go.
414
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,699
- I accept you.
- I accept you.
415
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,700
I hear...
416
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,038
and I accept you...
417
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:49,705
Amy.
418
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,006
You... sorry um...
419
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,883
I'm not feeling well.
420
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,345
- I... I think I'm just dehydrated.
- It's okay.
421
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,347
Don't fear love.
422
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,015
Hug.
423
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,468
I'm... I'm sorry, I...
I just need to lie down.
424
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,693
Don't... try... anything.
425
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:03,779
I am texting someone on
the outside every hour.
426
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,489
You hurt me or the Quinns,
427
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,408
I reveal your identity to everyone,
428
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:10,161
and everything to get
turned over to the authorities.
429
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,163
Are you crazy? I'm just
trying to talk to you.
430
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,582
Oh, you mean like the time you
left me for fucking dead?!
431
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,959
She can't hold a knife.
One swift move and...
432
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,004
No, no, she's wrong, I don't
hurt people, especially women,
433
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,714
especially when they're
out of their minds.
434
00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:23,591
No, that is not me.
435
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,302
Candace, can we...
436
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,429
- please just have a truce?
- Stay...
437
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,552
away from me.
438
00:22:29,553 --> 00:22:31,724
I think this is just
some big misunderstanding.
439
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,934
Stop gaslighting me!
440
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,522
You don't want to protect them.
441
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:40,984
You want to hurt me.
442
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:48,657
Go ahead.
443
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:51,952
Do it.
444
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,005
I can't.
445
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,467
It's a lot harder than it looks.
446
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,346
What are you guys doing in here?
447
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,139
Hey.
448
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,183
Is everything all right?
449
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,726
Yeah, um...
450
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,019
Allergies.
451
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,023
Will snuck me some
Claritin. Thanks, man.
452
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,649
No problem.
453
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,444
Let's go.
454
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,695
Time to get pretty.
455
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:27,696
Ooh.
456
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,200
All right.
457
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,327
All right, well...
458
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,621
So, I brought two,
459
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,998
and you can pick whichever one.
460
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,168
Oh, I'm... I'm fine with either.
461
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,338
Amy, are you okay?
462
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,342
Look, I know my mom can be a handful.
463
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,971
And I know my dad can also be a handful.
464
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,764
Thanks. It's... it's...
465
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,225
not really that, it's more...
466
00:23:55,952 --> 00:23:57,245
You can tell me anything.
467
00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,146
I am a vault.
468
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:02,691
I don't want to sound crazy.
469
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,527
Well...
470
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,363
you won't and you aren't.
471
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:12,742
Something bad happened to me...
472
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,369
out in a place like this.
473
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:19,666
Just, I... I got lost with a guy
who I kind of thought was bad news.
474
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,085
It... it turned out fine, though.
475
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:24,838
Well, that's good.
476
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:27,674
Yeah, I mean, you're...
477
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,593
probably being triggered.
478
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:33,763
Trauma lives in the body, so, you
know, you can't control it, but...
479
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,767
At the risk of sounding like my mom,
480
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,563
maybe Shaman Open can help.
481
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,858
It's... it's really no big deal.
482
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:48,527
You and your family
have been so welcoming.
483
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,778
- Oh...
- And also cool.
484
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,989
I'm glad you think so.
485
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,992
So tell me, how did you and Will meet?
486
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,703
You two seem so great together.
487
00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:00,132
Oh. Um... work.
488
00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,333
I basically forced him to date me.
489
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,210
Ooh, does that get complicated?
490
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,871
- Working with someone you're dating?
- Not really.
491
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,215
Does it get complicated
with you and Forty?
492
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:12,009
Oh, no, we're great.
We're... we're good.
493
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:15,096
He... We're actually
hiring. Cinematographers.
494
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,014
Already?
495
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,975
Isn't that a bit early?
496
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:23,438
No, just... just
establishing... like, tone.
497
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,565
Yeah, where do you work?
Have you met my friend Lucy?
498
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,650
She works at United.
499
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:29,777
- Oh, I'm independent.
- Mm-hmm.
500
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,696
And I usually just fly Southwest.
501
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,370
I meant the agency.
502
00:25:38,928 --> 00:25:41,620
- United Talent?
- Oh, right. Um...
503
00:25:41,621 --> 00:25:43,916
No, no. I don't think I've met her.
504
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,919
No, it's... It's an easy mistake.
505
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,641
Dad. Finally.
506
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,685
Um... did you get my email?
507
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,813
It's not every man
that can pull off linen.
508
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,441
Can you say hi to me at least?
509
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,111
Forty, I don't want to hear it.
510
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,238
Okay, okay.
511
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,574
Uh, look, I know, but...
512
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,576
Amy actually has a
really incredible idea...
513
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,868
Amy.
514
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:22,914
Ugh, another walking visible panty line.
515
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,542
Let me guess. She wants to open a...
516
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:30,170
vegan junk food restaurant,
like Krystal-with-a-K?
517
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:34,508
Will, ask him how much he wants.
518
00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:36,552
In times of triangulation,
519
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,971
it's best to stay awkwardly quiet.
520
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:42,350
Did Forty tell you how he
doodled on his SAT Scantron?
521
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,394
I had to donate a building
to Dartmouth to get him in.
522
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,395
Okay, Dad...
523
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:51,108
you know that I've struggled with
drug addiction on and off, my...
524
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,986
It's not eczema, Forty.
525
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,645
Addiction's not an on-and-off thing,
526
00:26:55,646 --> 00:26:57,389
and it's no excuse for being a bum.
527
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,661
One hundred K, this
is the last time I ask.
528
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,547
Will... Will has heard the pitch.
529
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,750
Yeah, I have.
530
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,253
I think it's a great idea.
531
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:12,921
Your son shows real promise.
532
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:14,882
Well, if my son wasn't
such a big flapping pussy,
533
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,218
he wouldn't need other people
to carry his water for him.
534
00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,805
I'm not writing you another check.
535
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:22,807
Get a job.
536
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,642
And a life.
537
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,648
Well...
538
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,568
That is my Postmates.
539
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,736
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
540
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,696
Forty. Forty, are...
541
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,276
Are you okay?
542
00:27:39,277 --> 00:27:40,635
Yeah.
543
00:27:40,636 --> 00:27:43,202
He's a douche, and I am so done
544
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,204
with all of this vegan bullshit.
545
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,289
You should come with.
546
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:51,378
Uh, you can service
my sister post-chalupa.
547
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:02,680
What does the future hold?
548
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,686
Okay. Um, what were you and
Amy talking about earlier?
549
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,063
Oh, why? Did something seem...
550
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:12,356
No, no. I just...
551
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:13,441
I caught her in a lie.
552
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,901
And, uh... now I'm worried.
553
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,945
I knew we were on the same page.
554
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,279
I agree, she's...
555
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,823
she's the worst.
556
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:22,074
Get rid of her now.
557
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,284
Wait, what?
558
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,494
No, that's aggressive.
559
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:29,332
And, plus, it would upset Forty.
I mean, what is going on with you?
560
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:30,959
Wrong page.
561
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,252
I know we're not in the Truth Yurt,
562
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,755
but we can still be honest
with each other, right?
563
00:28:38,299 --> 00:28:40,175
You've been... off.
564
00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,595
You feel weird, ever since we got here.
565
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,806
I want to tell you everything.
566
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:49,101
And I will, soon, but for now...
567
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,811
You want to know why I'm weird?
568
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,731
'Cause your family is insane.
569
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:54,398
I warned you.
570
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,259
You warned me? Your mom can't
stop telling me about her vagina.
571
00:28:57,260 --> 00:28:58,318
She did what?
572
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,154
And your dad, I just
stepped in it with him
573
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,030
trying to help Forty,
which you asked me to do,
574
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:04,591
and then he made me eat a
chalupa, and now I'm sick.
575
00:29:04,592 --> 00:29:05,617
Wait.
576
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:07,619
- Forty ordered Taco Bell?
- Yeah.
577
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,705
What...
578
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,457
What? What's happening?
579
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,791
Well, I have to go.
580
00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,752
Forty always orders Taco
Bell before he relapses.
581
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,171
You are so obsessed with your
brother. This is not normal.
582
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,380
Just to recap,
583
00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:21,216
you now have a problem
with my mom, my dad,
584
00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:22,843
Forty, me,
585
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:25,763
- this chick Amy for some reason...
- You don't like her either.
586
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,682
I'm... I'm sorry. I'm
sorry, I am trying...
587
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,184
to be the perfect boyfriend.
588
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,144
I want to be so badly,
589
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:34,647
but you fed me to the wolves, literally.
590
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,283
Thanks for making a stressful weekend
591
00:29:40,284 --> 00:29:42,387
so much worse by starting this fight.
592
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:47,910
Our first fight.
593
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,453
I blame Candace.
594
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,789
It's time for her to go.
595
00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:06,278
Um, no, I... I... I look
like cat shit right now.
596
00:30:06,279 --> 00:30:07,554
I'm on my period.
597
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,516
Okay, who gives a fuck. Just let me in.
598
00:30:12,919 --> 00:30:14,662
Jesus, what kind of
assholes have you dated
599
00:30:14,663 --> 00:30:16,296
that care about that kind of stuff?
600
00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:18,690
Why are you here?
601
00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:20,819
Uh, I need those pictures back.
602
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,489
Um... why?
603
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,908
I think you look great...
604
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:28,618
for the record.
605
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,811
Yeah, uh, they're trying
to get a full picture
606
00:30:32,812 --> 00:30:34,414
of what Henderson was into.
607
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,083
I told them that I got a lead on someone
608
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:37,766
who has some knowledge
of some young girls
609
00:30:37,767 --> 00:30:39,319
that we could follow up with.
610
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,718
D, they want to know why he did it.
611
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:50,639
Okay.
612
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:01,233
What's wrong?
613
00:31:02,771 --> 00:31:04,147
I left them right here. I...
614
00:31:12,812 --> 00:31:13,871
Hi.
615
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,666
Have you guys seen my brother?
616
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,210
No, not since cornhole.
617
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,212
Are we literally drinking
the Kool-Aid right now?
618
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,131
Goodbye, cruel world.
619
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:30,304
Candace must go, but first things first.
620
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,505
Time to apologize.
621
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:33,913
You're more important than my pride.
622
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:37,019
Love, I'm sorry.
623
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,271
I cannot be the one that makes
you feel better right now.
624
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,274
I am looking for my brother and
trying to handle my mother and...
625
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,735
Okay, I'll help. I'll find Forty.
626
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:46,069
Okay.
627
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:48,488
Thank you.
628
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:55,914
- Delilah, hey.
- Hey.
629
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:57,789
Any chance you're with Ellie?
630
00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,459
That's what I get for not
parent-spying on her for an hour.
631
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:03,129
No, but I... I have some
texts from her. Hang on.
632
00:32:10,068 --> 00:32:14,512
Okay, uh, the... the Alex Theater
is doing a Chandler thing.
633
00:32:14,513 --> 00:32:17,017
- You could try that, but I gotta go.
- Okay, thanks.
634
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,244
Fucking crackheads.
635
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,129
Um...
636
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,387
My parents aren't just parents,
637
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,555
they're lovers.
638
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,056
They're, um...
639
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,434
I hate rom-coms.
640
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,370
I do. Take away my ovaries.
641
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,830
Want to know why?
642
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:23,667
Because throughout my life,
when I look at my parents,
643
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,544
their love doesn't feel like one.
644
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:27,212
You know, it's, um...
645
00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:28,813
fighting over which toilet paper to buy.
646
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,882
And then...
647
00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:33,135
plunging the toilet together
when it gets clogged.
648
00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:35,221
It's being there...
649
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:39,017
when someone's damage
makes them impossible.
650
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:40,976
Knowing...
651
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:44,188
that they are so much more
than their worst moments.
652
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,606
You're not talking about them.
653
00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:48,525
Contrary to internet opinion,
654
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,652
my parents' love is not perfect.
655
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,237
You're talking about us.
656
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,239
It's, uh...
657
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:55,907
It's sticky,
658
00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:57,159
messy,
659
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,369
often potentially way
too much to handle.
660
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:04,250
But it is so much better
than perfect, because...
661
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,376
it's real.
662
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,147
Wait. Wait, I want to go.
663
00:34:11,148 --> 00:34:12,297
Forty...
664
00:34:12,298 --> 00:34:14,316
No, I want to go. I want to go.
665
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,804
Um...
666
00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:20,307
- Forty?
- Um, remember...
667
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:23,018
when they, uh, they dragged
us to the Hoffman Institute
668
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:25,479
because, uh, they had
differing definitions
669
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,022
of the word "monogamish"?
670
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,191
That was real.
671
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:30,734
- I have more. I just, uh...
- Enough, son.
672
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,861
I... I just need a smoke.
673
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,571
Just need a smoke.
674
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,585
Oh, um, not that one. No, it's fine.
675
00:34:36,586 --> 00:34:38,100
It's... it's okay. Got it. It's okay.
676
00:34:38,101 --> 00:34:39,102
- It's okay.
- Oh!
677
00:34:39,655 --> 00:34:41,484
It's fine. Everything's...
678
00:34:41,485 --> 00:34:42,570
You look lovely, Mom.
679
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:44,831
Let's go. It's okay. Shh.
680
00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:46,459
- I don't feel good.
- Yeah.
681
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,293
I do.
682
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,464
Let's party!
683
00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,638
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
684
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,890
- How are you guys doing?
- You've done enough.
685
00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:04,769
All you ever have to do is keep
your brother safe. You failed.
686
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:06,729
You disgust me.
687
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,029
You're a fucking hypocrite.
688
00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:21,910
Earth mommy dearest.
689
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:22,912
Oh, Love.
690
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,376
It's okay, it's okay. It's okay.
691
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:30,419
It's okay.
692
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:32,671
It's okay.
693
00:35:36,091 --> 00:35:39,186
I saw what your mom did. Are you okay?
694
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,225
My dad hit me a lot.
695
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,398
Why couldn't you tell me?
696
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,984
Probably... same reason
you couldn't tell me.
697
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,821
I couldn't tell you because
I wanted us to stay us.
698
00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,867
I didn't want it to be
polluted by all this fucking...
699
00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:05,078
I guess...
700
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,000
my life has been dark.
701
00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,378
Well, who you really are...
702
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,088
the dark, that's not a burden.
703
00:36:15,089 --> 00:36:16,883
You don't have to
push that away from me.
704
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:19,760
I want to know you.
705
00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,096
I want to know you.
706
00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:25,516
You know, the more I get to
know you, the nicer it is.
707
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,102
I don't just mean the cute parts.
708
00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:31,439
As far as I'm concerned...
709
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:34,358
we will stay us...
710
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:36,860
no matter what.
711
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,700
Yeah, I feel like I've been,
um... I've been acting weird,
712
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,827
and I feel like it's because
there's all these things
713
00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:48,748
that I felt like I couldn't
tell you, but, like, fuck that.
714
00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:52,835
Okay, um...
715
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,963
You remember the, um...
716
00:36:57,965 --> 00:37:00,301
the Nilla Wafers, the au pair?
717
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:01,885
Of course.
718
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,720
My parents started Anavrin
719
00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,097
when we were, like, 13.
720
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:10,352
And they hired this woman, Sofia.
721
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,772
She was, like, 19. She was from Spain.
722
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,026
The way Forty tells it...
723
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,528
she was his first love.
724
00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,322
To this day, he does not acknowledge
725
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,909
that it was was abuse.
726
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:32,027
And eventually my parents
caught them together,
727
00:37:32,028 --> 00:37:33,028
and...
728
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,711
so much shit ensued.
729
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:39,131
And... they let her go.
730
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:42,343
And she was troubled.
731
00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:44,887
She killed herself.
732
00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,184
Forty's the one who found the body.
733
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,856
Yeah, and nothing has
ever really been the same.
734
00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,860
My parents kept everything
quiet with money.
735
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:04,824
Yeah.
736
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,452
I get that Forty is a lot. I know.
737
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,250
And I know that I take
care of him too much.
738
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,127
But...
739
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,423
you've met my parents
now, so you know why.
740
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:22,590
I'm stuck with him.
741
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,591
No.
742
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:25,219
We are.
743
00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:34,353
I don't think I've
ever been in love before.
744
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,900
It's been infatuation.
745
00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:43,278
This is it.
746
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:46,490
Accepting you're not perfect
and loving you more for it.
747
00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:58,377
What the fuck?
748
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,469
I'm sorry, did that trigger you?
749
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,777
Can I tell you I love you yet?
750
00:39:27,406 --> 00:39:28,406
Whenever you're ready.
751
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,872
In the meantime, let me say...
752
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,291
I love you...
753
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:39,292
Love.
754
00:39:40,872 --> 00:39:43,297
Ugh, it's a complicated word.
755
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:46,049
Oh, yeah.
756
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,010
Is there another word
we can use? Our word?
757
00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:49,969
Um...
758
00:39:52,095 --> 00:39:53,346
I wolf you.
759
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:56,352
I wolf you too.
760
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,065
I like it.
761
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:03,859
It's like you're part of my pack.
762
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,238
I am your pack.
763
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,598
- Hey!
- Klepto.
764
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,183
The police came for these.
765
00:40:37,184 --> 00:40:40,070
- The actual police or your fuckboy?
- Why would you take these?
766
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,108
I couldn't believe he would do this.
767
00:40:48,132 --> 00:40:49,132
But I do now.
768
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,244
I'm sorry I was being such an asshole.
769
00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,246
It's okay.
770
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:03,544
I think we should burn those.
771
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,505
If these photos were ever leaked...
772
00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:09,340
every time someone googled the girls,
773
00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:10,384
it would just...
774
00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:14,930
What would you want done with yours?
775
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,351
Hey, just so you know...
776
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:24,148
nothing could ever make
me see you different.
777
00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,167
Tell me again what happened.
778
00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:47,128
Um, my boyfriend... ex...
779
00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:48,421
We fought.
780
00:41:48,422 --> 00:41:50,174
And he...
781
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,509
He took me to the woods.
782
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,510
Um...
783
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,347
I don't remember what happened next.
784
00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,599
I just... I... I woke up.
785
00:41:59,558 --> 00:42:00,558
Like...
786
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:03,019
buried.
787
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,856
We sent a car out. No tire marks.
788
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,025
No, he dug a grave.
789
00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:12,154
A lot of tree removal in
that area, right? Loose dirt.
790
00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:13,697
No one saw anything?
791
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,408
You happen to take any pictures
or save any texts between you?
792
00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:18,785
No!
793
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,454
He has my phone!
794
00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:23,623
I mean, isn't there any DNA
where he buried me alive?
795
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:26,293
This isn't CSI, all right?
We're in Putnam County.
796
00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,380
So you have no proof?
797
00:42:34,843 --> 00:42:37,888
Honey, let me level with you, all right?
798
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:39,806
I looked you up.
799
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:41,724
You have a rap sheet.
800
00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:44,061
Ever had any friends go
through with reporting assault?
801
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,814
This'll be labeled domestic violence.
802
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:49,108
This isn't...
803
00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:52,694
He tried to murder me.
804
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,863
The best we can do is
get a restraining order.
805
00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:57,240
Right, temp for three months.
806
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,409
For a permanent one, you'll
have to stand before a judge,
807
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,286
- so will he.
- But it will be permanent?
808
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,079
Well, three years.
809
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,414
And then file again.
810
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,792
If you have no pics, no proof...
811
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,130
What am I supposed to do?
812
00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,223
He thinks you're dead?
813
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,226
You want some really
off-the-record advice?
814
00:43:25,352 --> 00:43:26,352
Stay that way.
815
00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:32,526
This is unreal.
816
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:44,204
Figured you'd come find me.
817
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:53,464
Crazy family we've fallen into, huh?
818
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,382
So now you see I'm not...
819
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:58,052
I'm not afraid of you anymore.
820
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,930
If you really had something on me...
821
00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:07,393
- you would've turned me in already.
- I'm not afraid of you either.
822
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:08,687
Why would you be afraid of me?
823
00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,314
Candace, it was an accident.
824
00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:14,234
End of story.
825
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,447
I never tried to kill you.
826
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:21,617
Yeah. You know what they say?
827
00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:24,545
You never know if you're fight or flight
828
00:44:24,546 --> 00:44:26,204
until you're forced to find out.
829
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:27,206
Turns out...
830
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,500
I'm fight.
831
00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:34,420
So now I found you,
832
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,381
I'm not going anywhere,
833
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:39,425
and I don't care what
story you tell yourself,
834
00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:42,388
because all I have to do
is wait for you to mess up.
835
00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:47,142
Murder has a way of following you.
836
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,687
And you're not getting away with it.
837
00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:08,205
Things aren't over with Candace.
838
00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:12,917
But I have to rest before
I plan my next move.
839
00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,420
Wellness is exhausting.
840
00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:20,925
Huh.
841
00:45:20,926 --> 00:45:23,011
A postcard from Will in Manila.
842
00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:25,055
It's going well with Gigi.
843
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:28,975
If I stay committed to being a good man,
844
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:31,060
things might work themselves out.
845
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:33,187
My God, why aren't they burning?
846
00:45:33,188 --> 00:45:34,815
We need kindling.
847
00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:36,984
Oh, man.
848
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,404
Evidently, there's toxins in Polaroids.
849
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,080
All right, there's one more.
850
00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,580
- Aw.
- I wolf you.
851
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:33,873
Mm. Do you now?
852
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,042
Yeah.
853
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:41,923
Do you want to go to the stockroom?
854
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:43,758
Yes, I would like that very much.
855
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:48,430
Stop with the PDA.
856
00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:52,642
Before anybody asks...
857
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,769
Amy picked me up from a meeting,
858
00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,479
where I found a new sponsor.
859
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,356
Can't name names, but, uh...
860
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,900
let's just say the Academy robbed him.
861
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:03,945
Anyway, I will have to make amends.
862
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,874
So I promise I will
apologize to both of you...
863
00:47:06,875 --> 00:47:08,733
whenever I get to that step.
864
00:47:08,734 --> 00:47:10,369
You don't need to do that.
865
00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:12,913
I'm just glad you're okay.
866
00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:17,166
I really am. And, um,
I'm staying busy too.
867
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:21,338
I mean... adapting this book Amy
found for us is going to consume me,
868
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:24,215
in the best way possible.
869
00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,801
Thank fuck we got that option.
870
00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:27,927
What's the book?
871
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:31,138
I thought you were busy prepping
Bang, Marry, Kill.
872
00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:33,683
Yeah, that felt like
more of a second feature.
873
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,061
But, uh... Amy turned
me on to this memoir.
874
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,608
Yeah, this main character, Beck...
875
00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:44,570
she really speaks to me, you know?
876
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,238
- She just wanted to be loved.
- Mm.
877
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,908
- She's worse than Eva Braun.
- Oh! Ugh!
878
00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:53,411
Anyway, just waiting for the deal
points to come through, but...
879
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:55,247
Oh, my God.
880
00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,584
Holy fuck.
881
00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:01,586
- No way.
- What?
882
00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:02,879
- Hold on.
- What happened?
883
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:03,880
No way.
884
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,134
Now they're saying they
think Henderson was murdered.
885
00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:12,055
Benji, Peach, Beck,
Ron, Jasper, Henderson...
886
00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:15,892
Well, if... if that's true,
a famous man like Henderson,
887
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,269
they won't stop until they
find who did it, right?
888
00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:20,022
- Right.
- He won't get away with it.
889
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:25,402
Murder has a way of following you.
890
00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:33,528
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