1 00:00:01,086 --> 00:00:03,020 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:03,045 --> 00:00:05,026 You've always said that you wanted to finish school. 3 00:00:05,050 --> 00:00:06,865 I think the time is now. 4 00:00:08,107 --> 00:00:10,110 - Oh, my God, it's a boy. - (BOTH LAUGH) 5 00:00:10,819 --> 00:00:12,756 I went to a database for the war memorial. 6 00:00:12,870 --> 00:00:14,029 Nicholas Pearson. 7 00:00:14,054 --> 00:00:16,381 He might be dead, but he didn't die here in Vietnam. 8 00:00:16,406 --> 00:00:18,427 BETH: She will break you, Kevin. 9 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,740 Her background is complicated. 10 00:00:20,765 --> 00:00:21,968 You're not gonna win this one, Randall. 11 00:00:21,992 --> 00:00:23,076 The numbers aren't there. 12 00:00:23,101 --> 00:00:24,484 BETH: You told me that 13 00:00:24,509 --> 00:00:26,584 if at any point, I wasn't on board 14 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:28,115 with you running, you would stop. 15 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:30,521 I am no longer on board with you running. 16 00:00:35,486 --> 00:00:37,738 NEWSCASTER: We have an update in perhaps the most surprising race 17 00:00:37,762 --> 00:00:40,190 in the local Philadelphia elections tonight. 18 00:00:40,215 --> 00:00:43,589 District 12 remains too close to call with long-time incumbent 19 00:00:43,614 --> 00:00:46,355 Solomon Brown ahead only four percentage points 20 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,284 - of challenger Randall Pearson. - How you doing, cuz? 21 00:00:49,811 --> 00:00:51,894 "Keep the Chardonnay coming" is how I'm doing. 22 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:53,836 NEWSCASTER: Councilman Brown is leading 52%... 23 00:00:53,861 --> 00:00:56,722 Well, one way or another, it'll all be over soon. 24 00:00:57,980 --> 00:01:00,628 (SIGHS): Yeah, it'll all be over soon. 25 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,277 NEWSCASTER: Councilman Solomon Brown, a 14-year incumbent, 26 00:01:03,301 --> 00:01:04,597 - first made a name for himself... - Here you go. 27 00:01:04,621 --> 00:01:06,905 Oh, I was not built for politics. 28 00:01:06,907 --> 00:01:08,657 This is way too tense for me. 29 00:01:08,659 --> 00:01:11,615 Yeah, my undershirt is fully soaked. 30 00:01:12,137 --> 00:01:13,431 - Stop. - NEWSCASTER: Brown voted yes to Proposition 27... 31 00:01:13,456 --> 00:01:15,413 ...which brought better housing programs to his district. 32 00:01:15,415 --> 00:01:17,237 Big life moment for you, little brother. 33 00:01:17,776 --> 00:01:19,016 What's going through your mind? 34 00:01:19,808 --> 00:01:21,128 - Honestly? - Yeah. 35 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:24,940 You remember when Dad and I went to D.C. to visit Howard? 36 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:27,642 - Of course. - Been thinking about that a lot. 37 00:01:28,236 --> 00:01:30,353 You? What's on your mind? 38 00:01:30,378 --> 00:01:34,323 What's on my mind? Uh, John Stamos, mostly. Ex-excuse me. 39 00:01:34,706 --> 00:01:36,019 John Stamos. 40 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:40,548 Hi. 41 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:44,442 Hi. Oh, uh... 42 00:01:47,331 --> 00:01:48,799 'Cause I'm not, I'm not sure if I'm supposed 43 00:01:48,823 --> 00:01:49,948 to be talking to you, or giving you space, 44 00:01:49,950 --> 00:01:52,824 so I'm just gonna talk to you from multiple feet away 45 00:01:52,849 --> 00:01:54,862 and sort of split the difference. 46 00:01:58,690 --> 00:01:59,791 (EXHALES) 47 00:02:00,808 --> 00:02:02,987 - Zoe, I'm sorry if I pushed you... - Kevin... 48 00:02:04,441 --> 00:02:05,831 ...I can't do this. 49 00:02:16,107 --> 00:02:17,316 (PHONE RINGING) 50 00:02:19,308 --> 00:02:20,445 Tobe, hey, what's up? 51 00:02:20,447 --> 00:02:22,376 TOBY: Hey. Look, uh, Kate has been crying 52 00:02:22,401 --> 00:02:23,648 for, like, five minutes straight. 53 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:25,428 Is there, like, a twin cure for something like this? 54 00:02:25,452 --> 00:02:27,769 Um, is it-is it good crying or bad crying? 55 00:02:28,831 --> 00:02:30,133 - (SNIFFLES) - Unclear. 56 00:02:30,159 --> 00:02:32,315 - How's it going over there? - Unclear. 57 00:02:32,839 --> 00:02:35,744 Hey, look, Toby, I got to go. I'll call you back. 58 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,011 - How are we looking? - Well, we're behind, 59 00:02:39,036 --> 00:02:41,667 but, uh, whatever happens, dude, 60 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,636 what you did in these last seven weeks, it's unheard of. 61 00:02:47,964 --> 00:02:49,097 Yeah. 62 00:02:50,167 --> 00:02:52,060 It's been the longest seven weeks of my life. 63 00:02:56,403 --> 00:03:00,901 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 64 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,692 - Hey, Randall. Randall. - RANDALL: Yeah. 65 00:03:07,694 --> 00:03:10,695 Get up, come on. Annie's up. 66 00:03:10,994 --> 00:03:13,136 She doesn't need to see you sleeping on the couch. 67 00:03:17,175 --> 00:03:20,922 Ah, crap. I wanted to be back in Philly by 9:00. 68 00:03:21,526 --> 00:03:23,007 You're still running? 69 00:03:23,815 --> 00:03:25,212 After last night? 70 00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:27,511 After-after Jae-won said you couldn't win? 71 00:03:27,536 --> 00:03:30,016 He didn't say I couldn't win. He said the numbers aren't there. 72 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:31,933 Well, they're somewhere, Beth. 73 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:34,719 I can't just give up on my district, not after all this. 74 00:03:34,721 --> 00:03:37,548 Oh, your district. What about your family? 75 00:03:37,573 --> 00:03:39,724 Will always be my priority, okay? 76 00:03:40,183 --> 00:03:42,277 Look, I even thought about Tess last night. 77 00:03:42,565 --> 00:03:44,706 I, uh, I ordered Love, Ellen. 78 00:03:45,097 --> 00:03:47,001 It's the book Ellen DeGeneres's mom Betty 79 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:48,275 wrote about Ellen coming out. 80 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:49,901 I'm gonna listen to it on my way to Philly. 81 00:03:49,903 --> 00:03:53,167 You cannot audiobook your way through our daughter's life. 82 00:03:53,550 --> 00:03:56,074 (SIGHS) Look, the next seven weeks are gonna be tough. 83 00:03:56,730 --> 00:03:57,792 I know. 84 00:03:58,284 --> 00:03:59,627 But the people we've met in that district 85 00:03:59,629 --> 00:04:02,151 over the past few months, they deserve my best... 86 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:05,472 There is no "we" in this anymore, Randall. 87 00:04:05,698 --> 00:04:09,276 I will stay out of your way, but you're on your own, babe. 88 00:04:13,098 --> 00:04:14,284 ♪ ♪ 89 00:04:25,987 --> 00:04:28,626 JACK: You know, I'll bet Abraham Lincoln woke up every morning, 90 00:04:28,651 --> 00:04:30,775 stood on the steps of the White House, and he took in 91 00:04:30,777 --> 00:04:34,279 the same 555 feet that we're looking at right now. 92 00:04:34,714 --> 00:04:37,248 Hmm, they finished it 20 years after he died, so... 93 00:04:37,651 --> 00:04:38,950 (EXHALES) 94 00:04:39,427 --> 00:04:41,065 You're ruining the romance, kid. 95 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:42,954 (LAUGHING) Facts are facts, Dad. 96 00:04:42,956 --> 00:04:44,122 Hmm. 97 00:04:47,269 --> 00:04:49,550 I'm thinking about majoring in political science. 98 00:04:49,963 --> 00:04:51,159 No kidding. 99 00:04:51,698 --> 00:04:52,839 Look at you. 100 00:04:54,243 --> 00:04:56,058 What a great life you're gonna have. 101 00:04:58,206 --> 00:04:59,888 What a great man you're gonna be. 102 00:05:00,143 --> 00:05:01,308 - (CHUCKLES) - Hmm. 103 00:05:01,917 --> 00:05:03,112 (PHONE CHIMES) 104 00:05:09,699 --> 00:05:11,128 (PHONE CHIMES) 105 00:05:15,587 --> 00:05:16,744 (CHUCKLES) 106 00:05:27,347 --> 00:05:29,430 - Hey, Tobe? - TOBY: Did somebody call 107 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:31,862 a future Dad Bod award winner? Huh? 108 00:05:32,511 --> 00:05:35,139 (CHUCKLES): So, I was thinking, we're just using this room 109 00:05:35,141 --> 00:05:37,205 - to store all of our junk, you know? - Um, junk... 110 00:05:37,230 --> 00:05:41,479 I think it's time that we turn this room into a nursery. 111 00:05:43,253 --> 00:05:45,149 (SNAPS FINGERS) I am so on board. 112 00:05:45,151 --> 00:05:46,351 - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah, I was just waiting 113 00:05:46,353 --> 00:05:47,587 'cause you were hesitant. 114 00:05:47,612 --> 00:05:50,164 Yeah. So, you need to sell all your toys. 115 00:05:51,042 --> 00:05:52,183 Ugh... 116 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,055 - (DOOR OPENS) - (SIGHS) 117 00:05:55,133 --> 00:05:56,633 Longest travel day of my life. 118 00:05:56,658 --> 00:05:58,594 Ah. Well, we took off Wednesday afternoon, 119 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:01,030 landed Wednesday morning, so technically, 120 00:06:01,055 --> 00:06:02,304 it's the shortest travel day of your life. 121 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:04,991 Yeah, time zones are crazy, huh? You know what else is crazy? 122 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:07,483 That your uncle didn't die in Vietnam? 123 00:06:07,508 --> 00:06:09,424 That my uncle didn't die in Vietnam. That's exactly right. 124 00:06:09,426 --> 00:06:11,376 And now I have a million more questions about it, you know? 125 00:06:11,378 --> 00:06:13,826 Like, uh, I don't know, did he come back to the States? 126 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:15,928 All right, did my dad know that he was alive? 127 00:06:15,953 --> 00:06:18,766 Uh, or-or maybe it's like Mad Men, right? 128 00:06:18,768 --> 00:06:20,768 Where he died, but somebody took his dog tags. 129 00:06:20,770 --> 00:06:24,222 Hey, slow your roll, Pearson. We'll contact Veterans Affairs, 130 00:06:24,224 --> 00:06:26,057 find out what happened and go from there. 131 00:06:26,605 --> 00:06:27,906 What are you gonna tell your family? 132 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:29,969 Are you... I'm not gonna tell my family a thing. 133 00:06:30,242 --> 00:06:32,113 I mean, the-the text chain was ungodly 134 00:06:32,115 --> 00:06:33,781 when Kate debated going blonde. 135 00:06:33,783 --> 00:06:35,543 I can't even imagine what this would be like. 136 00:06:35,570 --> 00:06:37,203 - Good point. - You know? 137 00:06:37,984 --> 00:06:40,788 It feels so good to be home. 138 00:06:41,758 --> 00:06:42,859 (SIGHS) 139 00:06:43,721 --> 00:06:44,867 Hmm. 140 00:06:46,812 --> 00:06:47,912 What? 141 00:06:48,766 --> 00:06:50,476 Oh, you calling my place "home." 142 00:06:51,594 --> 00:06:53,885 No, I didn't. I called America home, 143 00:06:53,887 --> 00:06:55,920 - not your loft. - Well, it could be. 144 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:59,547 My loft. Your home. 145 00:07:14,141 --> 00:07:15,239 (CHUCKLES): Is that... 146 00:07:15,241 --> 00:07:16,750 It's John Stamos, yeah. 147 00:07:16,943 --> 00:07:19,160 Tess and Annie got it for me. There was a whole phase 148 00:07:19,162 --> 00:07:20,875 they were calling me Uncle Jesse. 149 00:07:26,172 --> 00:07:27,312 What do you say? 150 00:07:29,901 --> 00:07:31,148 (CHUCKLES) 151 00:07:31,211 --> 00:07:33,291 - Ah, you took the Stamos. - (LAUGHS) 152 00:07:33,293 --> 00:07:35,209 I got a roommate! This is gonna be great. 153 00:07:35,211 --> 00:07:38,046 - Oh, my God. Let's go straight to bed. - Oh, my God. 154 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:47,274 Randall Pearson... 155 00:07:47,746 --> 00:07:50,214 Randall Pearson will turn the lights back on. 156 00:07:50,239 --> 00:07:52,293 RANDALL: All right, J-dog. Hit me with them new stats, man. 157 00:07:52,317 --> 00:07:55,552 - I know we picked up some real heat. - Eh, more like lukewarm heat. 158 00:07:55,554 --> 00:07:57,190 You're still ten points behind. 159 00:07:57,672 --> 00:08:01,353 How? Dude, we've done so much walking door-to-door, 160 00:08:01,378 --> 00:08:02,642 I had to Google what corns are 161 00:08:02,644 --> 00:08:05,595 to see if that's what I got growing on my feet. It is. 162 00:08:05,597 --> 00:08:07,597 - What else can we do? - Get some more comfortable shoes. 163 00:08:07,599 --> 00:08:09,482 We've got a full day of pounding the pavement ahead of us. 164 00:08:09,484 --> 00:08:11,249 - Mm. - Oh, uh, also, don't forget 165 00:08:11,274 --> 00:08:13,456 that we've got the Business Association breakfast 166 00:08:13,481 --> 00:08:15,276 - at 7:00 a.m. tomorrow. - Right. 167 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,815 Guess I'll be staying here again. 168 00:08:18,909 --> 00:08:20,387 You want to call Beth and tell her for me? 169 00:08:20,411 --> 00:08:22,862 I'm sorry, dude. I warned you this would be rough. 170 00:08:22,864 --> 00:08:23,925 Yeah. 171 00:08:36,089 --> 00:08:37,293 YOUNG RANDALL: It scares me. 172 00:08:37,737 --> 00:08:39,355 The idea of, you know... 173 00:08:39,965 --> 00:08:41,589 doing something big with my life. 174 00:08:43,761 --> 00:08:45,628 You know what I get like when I get focused. 175 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,761 Oh, it's like... 176 00:08:49,331 --> 00:08:51,284 it's like I can't see anything else. 177 00:08:54,112 --> 00:08:56,792 And I look at you and Mom and, you know, and our family. 178 00:08:58,685 --> 00:09:00,339 And I-I want that, too. 179 00:09:02,222 --> 00:09:03,653 You know, Randall, you... 180 00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:06,456 you might be the only 17-year-old on the planet 181 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:09,325 who's actually worrying 182 00:09:09,327 --> 00:09:11,327 about balancing their future career 183 00:09:11,808 --> 00:09:13,630 with their future wife and kids. 184 00:09:13,725 --> 00:09:14,901 (CHUCKLES) 185 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:16,565 I-I like to plan ahead. 186 00:09:25,487 --> 00:09:27,870 - Well, are we rich? - (CHUCKLES): These kids 187 00:09:27,895 --> 00:09:29,861 at my college, they went crazy for our stuff. 188 00:09:29,886 --> 00:09:31,253 Yeah, well, we're so old to them, 189 00:09:31,278 --> 00:09:33,245 our stuff is considered vintage. 190 00:09:33,422 --> 00:09:35,355 - (CHUCKLES) - Uh, uh... 191 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,737 Uh, where, uh, where's the, uh... 192 00:09:37,739 --> 00:09:39,722 where's the box that I tucked under the counter? 193 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,124 I-I don't know. I think I sold it. 194 00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:45,347 No. No, it was marked, uh... it was marked "DNS." 195 00:09:45,447 --> 00:09:47,664 Yeah, it was donations. Yeah, I-I sold it. 196 00:09:47,666 --> 00:09:49,214 One less trip to the Goodwill. 197 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:51,584 No, the... 198 00:09:51,586 --> 00:09:53,536 "DNS" does not stand for "donations." 199 00:09:53,538 --> 00:09:54,921 It stands for "do not sell." 200 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,874 That box was home to my original complete set 201 00:09:57,876 --> 00:10:00,605 of 1977 Star Wars action figures. 202 00:10:01,386 --> 00:10:02,659 I'm sorry. 203 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,881 - It was an accident, babe. - You should've asked. 204 00:10:04,883 --> 00:10:07,417 - You should've asked. (EXHALES) - Wait, but, babe, 205 00:10:07,645 --> 00:10:10,401 - come on, they're just toys. - Whoa. 206 00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:12,772 Whoa. They are not just toys. 207 00:10:12,774 --> 00:10:15,525 They are action figures, first of all. 208 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,448 Action figures that have traveled with me 209 00:10:17,473 --> 00:10:19,519 from house to house after my parents got divorced, 210 00:10:19,544 --> 00:10:22,331 into my college dorm room, through six L.A. apartments 211 00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:25,535 so that someday I could hand them down to my kid. 212 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:26,815 But now... 213 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,034 - Don't. - Aah! 214 00:10:32,436 --> 00:10:34,103 KEVIN: I'm sorry that we were late. 215 00:10:34,128 --> 00:10:35,394 Ah, man. It's my fault. 216 00:10:35,419 --> 00:10:37,459 I was slow getting out of my apartment this morning. 217 00:10:37,735 --> 00:10:39,253 Well, actually, it's our apartment. 218 00:10:39,909 --> 00:10:42,081 We, uh... we're living together in sin. 219 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:44,050 Yeah. 220 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,090 I do show a record for a Nicholas Pearson. 221 00:10:47,092 --> 00:10:48,136 That's great. 222 00:10:48,161 --> 00:10:50,386 But before I can give you any information, 223 00:10:50,411 --> 00:10:52,698 I need proof that you're his next of kin. 224 00:10:52,831 --> 00:10:55,730 How about nephew? Nephew's a big deal now, right? 225 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,255 Think of Game of Thrones. 226 00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:59,102 Right, Joffrey was next of kin 227 00:10:59,104 --> 00:11:02,019 to the super-handsome, fit, blonde, uncle guy. 228 00:11:02,044 --> 00:11:04,678 Jamie was never in line for the throne. 229 00:11:04,987 --> 00:11:06,159 Joffrey ascended 230 00:11:06,161 --> 00:11:09,151 after his adoptive father Robert Baratheon died. 231 00:11:11,456 --> 00:11:13,116 Without documentation, 232 00:11:13,118 --> 00:11:15,511 you're gonna need someone official to write a letter, 233 00:11:15,536 --> 00:11:17,456 authorizing release of the records. 234 00:11:17,628 --> 00:11:19,756 Could be military personnel, 235 00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:21,674 a historian, a member of Congress. 236 00:11:21,676 --> 00:11:24,940 How about a celebrity that was once dunk-tanked on The Today Show? 237 00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:28,550 No. Okay. 238 00:11:28,575 --> 00:11:31,112 I might be able to get a letter from a congressman. 239 00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:32,308 You might? 240 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,019 Yeah, I might have dated one for a while. 241 00:11:35,254 --> 00:11:36,339 You might have? 242 00:11:37,216 --> 00:11:38,440 Wow. 243 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,365 MAN (ON RADIO): And we're back with Councilman Sol Brown. 244 00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:49,817 Now I've been seeing some Randall Pearson signs 245 00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:51,151 all around the neighborhood. 246 00:11:51,153 --> 00:11:52,160 Hell, yeah, you have. 247 00:11:52,185 --> 00:11:53,871 BROWN: I can't say I've noticed that. 248 00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:56,010 I'm just saying, I haven't seen his family 249 00:11:56,035 --> 00:11:57,808 in church with him at Reverend Hawley's services. 250 00:11:57,832 --> 00:12:00,494 I'm so lucky to have my supportive wife Nancy 251 00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:03,046 at my side, helping me stay focused. 252 00:12:03,048 --> 00:12:05,105 Not sure my opponent is as lucky. 253 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:16,207 - Hey. - Hey. 254 00:12:19,316 --> 00:12:20,660 Look, I know this is the last thing 255 00:12:20,684 --> 00:12:23,237 you want to hear right now, but maybe it's time 256 00:12:23,262 --> 00:12:25,519 you and the girls start showing up to events again. 257 00:12:27,035 --> 00:12:28,041 Really? 258 00:12:28,066 --> 00:12:31,168 Just saying, I'm coming off as a family man without a family. 259 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:34,661 Do you know what the girls got for Christmas, Family Man? 260 00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:36,495 I do, 'cause I went out 261 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,416 and bought all their presents without you. 262 00:12:39,855 --> 00:12:42,252 - I'm really sorry. I... - And Tess is moody all the time, 263 00:12:42,254 --> 00:12:44,013 I don't even know why. I don't know if it's 'cause 264 00:12:44,037 --> 00:12:45,513 she's trying to figure out her sexuality, 265 00:12:45,537 --> 00:12:48,002 or-or because she just discovered Nirvana on Spotify. 266 00:12:48,027 --> 00:12:50,830 Either way, I'd love to discuss it with my husband, 267 00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:53,380 but he's off in Philly, glad-handing 268 00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:55,934 for no good reason, because last I checked, 269 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,803 the polls said you weren't even close to winning. 270 00:13:00,449 --> 00:13:02,189 Now, are you really mad at me, Beth? 271 00:13:03,105 --> 00:13:04,274 Or are you mad that I got something 272 00:13:04,276 --> 00:13:06,276 that I care about right now and you don't? 273 00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:07,793 'Cause if memory serves, 274 00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:09,897 I played Stay-At-Home Superdad all last year, 275 00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:11,832 and you did not hear me complaining. 276 00:13:14,309 --> 00:13:15,949 You know what? I'm gonna walk out of this room 277 00:13:15,973 --> 00:13:17,450 before you say something else you're gonna regret. 278 00:13:17,474 --> 00:13:19,051 You do what you got to do. 279 00:13:25,301 --> 00:13:27,582 KEVIN: Congressman, thank you so much for meeting with us. 280 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,889 I appreciate it. You know, my brother, 281 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,621 uh, currently running for city council. 282 00:13:30,646 --> 00:13:32,693 He's going absolutely insane with the schedule. I can only 283 00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:34,912 - imagine what yours is like. - Yes, thank you so much 284 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,168 for coming, Andy. 285 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,629 I didn't know you were living in New York now. 286 00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:40,701 Well, it's... it's, uh, pretty recent, really. 287 00:13:40,703 --> 00:13:42,253 Yeah, pretty recent. Your Bo... Her boxes just came in 288 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,121 - from Chicago, like, last week. - Yeah. 289 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,902 So, haven't really had a chance to even unpack them yet. 290 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,871 (CHUCKLES) 291 00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:50,184 Well, that's great. 292 00:13:51,074 --> 00:13:54,074 So, you said you needed help with getting some military 293 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,473 - records or something? - Yes. 294 00:13:55,598 --> 00:13:57,246 Well, we've been on this journey, 295 00:13:57,271 --> 00:14:00,072 literally to Vietnam and back, looking for Kevin's uncle. 296 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,274 And we heard that with a little push 297 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,816 from a member of Congress, we, um... 298 00:14:08,407 --> 00:14:09,707 (CHUCKLES) Oh. 299 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:12,650 I thought when you said you desperately needed help, 300 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,496 it was something a little more serious. 301 00:14:15,402 --> 00:14:16,954 - Oh. - Oh. 302 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,294 Oh, I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to... 303 00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:21,699 No. Sorry. It's fine. I can try to get the records from the VA. 304 00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:24,941 Maybe I'll just shoot them a quick e-mail. 305 00:14:24,966 --> 00:14:26,395 That should do the trick, right? 306 00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:35,777 Sorry. I... 307 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:37,960 I really thought enough time had passed. 308 00:14:39,473 --> 00:14:40,777 Andy... 309 00:14:41,887 --> 00:14:44,765 My office will formulate a formal request for the records. 310 00:14:44,973 --> 00:14:47,004 Thank you. Appreciate that. 311 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,512 Thank you for your time. 312 00:14:55,286 --> 00:14:57,620 - Well, that worked. - Yeah. Look... 313 00:14:58,699 --> 00:15:00,831 That guy's carrying around some serious baggage, 314 00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:03,617 Zoe, what... what's the story with you two? 315 00:15:03,619 --> 00:15:05,119 Were you two serious? 316 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,895 I mean, we were. 317 00:15:07,089 --> 00:15:10,113 Uh, we dated for a couple of years. 318 00:15:11,059 --> 00:15:13,121 Uh, we talked about moving to New York. 319 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,238 I... I'm on the edge of my seat here, Zoe. 320 00:15:21,426 --> 00:15:23,771 Well, he kept on sending apartment listings, 321 00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:25,613 and, well, none of them felt right. 322 00:15:25,638 --> 00:15:27,043 - Hmm. - And, uh, 323 00:15:27,446 --> 00:15:29,813 well, I realized the apartments weren't the problem, 324 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,746 so I e-mailed him saying 325 00:15:31,771 --> 00:15:33,571 I thought the relationship had run its course. 326 00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:36,605 You dated a guy for two years, 327 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:39,316 and you broke up with him... with an e-mail? 328 00:15:39,341 --> 00:15:41,591 I mean, I didn't deal with it perfectly. 329 00:15:42,077 --> 00:15:43,652 It was a long time ago. 330 00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:45,960 I got to run. 331 00:15:46,277 --> 00:15:48,823 If I'm late for meeting Beth for cookie baking... 332 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:49,880 - Going now? - ...she'll flip. 333 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,415 Apparently, your brother's been AWOL. 334 00:15:51,738 --> 00:15:53,794 I don't want to be on the receiving end of that mood. 335 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:55,426 Yeah. All right. 336 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:58,887 Bye. 337 00:16:02,118 --> 00:16:03,308 (DOOR CLOSES) 338 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,588 Hey, uh, before you leave... 339 00:16:17,613 --> 00:16:19,513 Mm-mmm. Nope, not tonight. 340 00:16:19,515 --> 00:16:22,157 It is New Year's Eve, my friend, and I'm on my way 341 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,165 to get a boo-berry pie to eat with my girls 342 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,447 - when the clock strikes 12:00. - Boo-berry pie? 343 00:16:26,472 --> 00:16:28,288 It's technically blueberry, but when Beth was three, 344 00:16:28,290 --> 00:16:30,534 - she called it "boo-berry." - Huh. 345 00:16:30,878 --> 00:16:32,653 Come on, man. Nothing for "boo-berry"? 346 00:16:33,105 --> 00:16:35,205 Anyway, Beth's family used to have one every New Year's. 347 00:16:35,229 --> 00:16:36,330 She said the new year don't start 348 00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:38,597 - till she get her boo-berry on. - I found it. 349 00:16:39,276 --> 00:16:40,556 What we've been looking for. 350 00:16:40,854 --> 00:16:43,392 Six years ago, Sol Brown was arrested for drunk driving, 351 00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:45,272 but he was never charged. 352 00:16:45,925 --> 00:16:48,221 Randall, he paid off the police to have the charges dropped. 353 00:16:48,245 --> 00:16:50,339 And then he paid the paper to have the story buried. 354 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:52,917 That's major. 355 00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:55,674 We should release this first thing in the morning. 356 00:16:55,937 --> 00:16:58,425 How do you like them boo-berries? 357 00:17:04,226 --> 00:17:05,526 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 358 00:17:06,511 --> 00:17:09,587 Hello. Uh, one blueberry pie, please. 359 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,298 Ooh, I'm sorry. 360 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,003 We just sold the last one. 361 00:17:14,573 --> 00:17:15,722 Okay, then. 362 00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:18,782 Um... could you make me one? 363 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:20,931 My wife requires one every New Year's Eve. 364 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,307 I'll wait, however long it takes. 365 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:25,035 I wish I could, sir, but we bake everything in the morning. 366 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,478 - Next in line. - It's just, just one blueberry. 367 00:17:27,503 --> 00:17:28,769 - I can't. I'm sorry. - It's for my wife.. 368 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:31,011 I wish I could help you, sweetie. I can't. 369 00:17:31,108 --> 00:17:32,378 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 370 00:17:33,659 --> 00:17:35,351 Everything okay, Mr. Pearson? 371 00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:37,011 Reverend Hawley. 372 00:17:38,908 --> 00:17:40,151 Hi. 373 00:17:41,714 --> 00:17:44,253 Um, no, I'm fine. I just, uh... 374 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:48,323 standing here in the middle of a diner 375 00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:51,084 at 7:00 on New Year's Eve, 376 00:17:52,151 --> 00:17:54,454 wondering if I'm gonna go down in history 377 00:17:54,479 --> 00:17:57,189 as the worst husband and father of all time, 378 00:17:57,214 --> 00:18:00,307 who also lost an election by a landslide. 379 00:18:01,198 --> 00:18:02,812 - Well, you could drop out. - (LAUGHS) 380 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:06,222 I'm sure my good friend Sol would, uh, throw you a party. 381 00:18:06,247 --> 00:18:07,526 (CHUCKLING) 382 00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:11,847 I asked Sol to fix the lights at the rec center, 383 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,245 and he didn't do it. 384 00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:17,577 Then a little girl who reminds me of my little girls got hurt. 385 00:18:20,386 --> 00:18:22,732 I just wanted to give the people something better. 386 00:18:23,046 --> 00:18:24,620 I thought they deserved that. 387 00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:30,073 You know, my father once told me that I was gonna be a great man. 388 00:18:31,854 --> 00:18:34,034 And my whole life, in the back of my mind, 389 00:18:35,362 --> 00:18:37,163 I always wanted to be one. 390 00:18:41,011 --> 00:18:42,703 I'm starting to think it might be harder 391 00:18:42,728 --> 00:18:44,847 to be a good man than a great one. 392 00:18:50,143 --> 00:18:51,177 I'm sitting on something 393 00:18:51,202 --> 00:18:53,511 that could change the whole game, and... 394 00:18:56,591 --> 00:18:59,143 (QUIETLY): It's just not the way I want to do it, man. 395 00:19:04,261 --> 00:19:05,401 (CHUCKLES) 396 00:19:06,714 --> 00:19:07,792 I'm sorry, man. 397 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:10,081 You just wanted to say "hi" on New Year's Eve. 398 00:19:10,106 --> 00:19:11,512 I didn't mean to take all your time. 399 00:19:11,536 --> 00:19:15,237 Hey, you know, I give a... a lot of death-bed advice. 400 00:19:15,935 --> 00:19:17,666 Comes with the job, I guess. 401 00:19:19,236 --> 00:19:20,706 Death-bed advice. 402 00:19:21,948 --> 00:19:23,128 That's the gig. 403 00:19:24,823 --> 00:19:27,800 Act in a way that'll make you smile when you're old and gray 404 00:19:27,825 --> 00:19:30,370 and lying under a pale pink nursing-home blanket, 405 00:19:31,122 --> 00:19:33,425 thinking about... the life you lived. 406 00:19:35,479 --> 00:19:36,682 You do that, 407 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,323 you'll be the man your father wanted. 408 00:19:48,806 --> 00:19:50,300 And give this to your wife. 409 00:19:51,343 --> 00:19:53,370 I got the last blueberry pie. 410 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,245 Happy New Year, Mr. Pearson. 411 00:20:02,142 --> 00:20:04,034 Happy New Year's to you, Reverend Hawley. 412 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,878 God bless you, sir. 413 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,026 ♪ ♪ 414 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:26,625 DEJA: I know he's like fifty but... 415 00:20:27,245 --> 00:20:29,198 Anderson Cooper is so fine. 416 00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:33,089 Really? That's your type, Dej? 417 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,472 Okay. 418 00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:38,437 - TESS: Hey, Dad. - ANNIE AND DEJA: Hey. 419 00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:41,042 - COOPER: How did everything go there? - It's late. 420 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,432 I'm sorry. 421 00:20:45,097 --> 00:20:47,497 Guess I should just be glad you made it before the ball-drop. 422 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,348 No, I'm sorry about everything. 423 00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:50,893 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 424 00:20:53,171 --> 00:20:54,472 I, um... 425 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:56,862 Hey, can we just, uh... 426 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,026 (GRUNTS) 427 00:21:00,151 --> 00:21:02,011 I owe all four of you an apology 428 00:21:02,214 --> 00:21:03,590 for everything that I've been missing 429 00:21:03,614 --> 00:21:05,213 over the past couple of months. 430 00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:09,362 For the way in which I let this campaign take over my entire life. 431 00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,729 You know, one day I'm gonna be an old man... 432 00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:21,365 laying in bed, all pale, with a pink blanket pulled over me. 433 00:21:22,276 --> 00:21:23,797 Or maybe the pink blanket's pale. 434 00:21:23,822 --> 00:21:25,143 I can't remember. 435 00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:28,105 Anyway... 436 00:21:28,362 --> 00:21:30,878 do you know what I'm gonna be thinking about? 437 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,472 It's not about this election. 438 00:21:35,881 --> 00:21:39,116 I'm gonna be thinking about blueberry pie. 439 00:21:39,761 --> 00:21:41,819 I'm gonna be thinking about, uh, 440 00:21:41,821 --> 00:21:45,055 making gingerbread trains with my favorite four girls. 441 00:21:45,057 --> 00:21:46,393 (OTHERS LAUGH SOFTLY) 442 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,859 This family... 443 00:21:49,658 --> 00:21:51,495 is what makes me special. 444 00:21:53,636 --> 00:21:54,893 You four... 445 00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:57,948 you're what make me great. 446 00:22:00,768 --> 00:22:03,362 And I'm sorry if I haven't done a good job of... 447 00:22:03,692 --> 00:22:05,987 showing you that enough lately. 448 00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:11,550 Anyway... 449 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:14,471 Now, who's ready for some pie? 450 00:22:14,473 --> 00:22:15,690 Oh, y'all know the new year 451 00:22:15,715 --> 00:22:18,133 doesn't start till we get our boo-berry on. 452 00:22:18,344 --> 00:22:21,161 - ♪ - (GIRLS CHATTERING, LAUGHING) 453 00:22:21,163 --> 00:22:22,923 (MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 454 00:22:27,401 --> 00:22:29,102 We don't even know if this is the right place. 455 00:22:29,104 --> 00:22:31,204 Toby, I have spent two solid weeks online friend-requesting 456 00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:32,873 every single person in my college 457 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,241 to track down this weirdo. 458 00:22:34,761 --> 00:22:36,121 - (GASPS) - (WHISPERS): That's him. 459 00:22:36,597 --> 00:22:37,706 Gabe? 460 00:22:38,094 --> 00:22:39,323 - Hey. - Hey. 461 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,300 You can't have them back. 462 00:22:42,081 --> 00:22:43,081 - Ha! - (SIGHS) 463 00:22:44,065 --> 00:22:45,157 Here's the thing, Gabe. 464 00:22:45,182 --> 00:22:47,166 I made a really big mistake when I sold those to you. 465 00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:49,706 - Want to give them back to us? - Sorry, no can do. 466 00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:51,692 - We'll pay for them. I'll pay for them. - Yeah. 467 00:22:51,779 --> 00:22:53,545 And what'd you pay, ten bucks? 468 00:22:53,979 --> 00:22:55,339 Waah. 469 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,729 I'll give you $50. 470 00:22:58,557 --> 00:23:00,572 - Hundred? - I hate to be a dick, 471 00:23:00,597 --> 00:23:03,081 but that stuff's priceless. Sorry. 472 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,646 Now, see, I told you. So let's just, let's go. 473 00:23:06,671 --> 00:23:08,034 No, no, no. I'm pregnant. 474 00:23:10,815 --> 00:23:11,979 (SIGHS): And... 475 00:23:12,815 --> 00:23:15,868 for 40 years, my husband was planning 476 00:23:15,893 --> 00:23:18,167 on giving those to his child when he had one. 477 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,354 And I am with said child. 478 00:23:22,386 --> 00:23:25,384 I literally have nothing to give... my baby, 479 00:23:25,409 --> 00:23:28,143 because my entire house burned down in a fire. 480 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,050 Whoa. 481 00:23:30,818 --> 00:23:32,300 And my dad died. 482 00:23:35,393 --> 00:23:36,403 (SIGHS) 483 00:23:36,428 --> 00:23:37,962 And... I literally, 484 00:23:37,987 --> 00:23:40,006 I mean, I don't have anything. 485 00:23:41,307 --> 00:23:43,956 Not... My Little Ponys, not my Cabbage Patch dolls 486 00:23:43,981 --> 00:23:47,307 and not my Three Rivers Stadium that my dad built for me. 487 00:23:48,823 --> 00:23:51,822 I'm not gonna have anything to give to my baby 488 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,651 from my childhood, but... but he can... 489 00:23:54,964 --> 00:23:57,128 he can have something from his father. 490 00:23:57,292 --> 00:23:58,524 So, Gabe, 491 00:23:59,019 --> 00:24:00,472 Just ask yourself: 492 00:24:02,370 --> 00:24:04,556 do you really want to spend your New Year's Eve 493 00:24:04,745 --> 00:24:06,992 disappointing a pregnant lady whose father died 494 00:24:06,994 --> 00:24:09,339 because of a devastating house fire? 495 00:24:14,432 --> 00:24:15,901 (SIGHS): Yeah, sorry. 496 00:24:16,537 --> 00:24:18,097 Okay, happy New Year. 497 00:24:18,122 --> 00:24:19,237 "Yeah, sorry"? 498 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,456 ♪ ♪ 499 00:24:26,206 --> 00:24:28,511 - (DOOR OPENS) - ZOE: Sorry that took forever. 500 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:30,345 The salon was packed. 501 00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:32,284 Everyone getting gussied up for New Year's Eve. 502 00:24:32,684 --> 00:24:33,917 I know. 503 00:24:35,768 --> 00:24:37,315 - I got your tux. - Thank you. 504 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,025 What are you ogling at instead of me? 505 00:24:40,027 --> 00:24:42,027 It's, uh, Nicky's file. 506 00:24:42,526 --> 00:24:44,573 - Wait, they came? Why didn't you call? - Uh-huh. 507 00:24:45,628 --> 00:24:47,814 Uh, there's no real answers here. 508 00:24:47,839 --> 00:24:50,290 Just that he got medevacked out of Vietnam in '71 509 00:24:50,315 --> 00:24:53,118 and sent to, uh, Walter Reed for a psych eval. 510 00:24:53,143 --> 00:24:54,272 And then what? 511 00:24:55,417 --> 00:24:57,759 He, uh, got discharged a few months later. 512 00:24:57,784 --> 00:24:59,800 He signed his papers "Clark Kent"? 513 00:25:01,518 --> 00:25:04,400 Yeah, here, just... look, you can just read the whole thing. 514 00:25:04,425 --> 00:25:05,699 You don't need to hover over me like that. 515 00:25:05,723 --> 00:25:07,167 Just, you know, have at it. 516 00:25:09,245 --> 00:25:11,175 - What's your problem? - Don't worry about it. 517 00:25:12,738 --> 00:25:14,339 Uh, Kevin, if there's a problem... 518 00:25:14,364 --> 00:25:16,823 Yeah, okay, look, why haven't you unpacked any of your stuff? 519 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,566 I mean, should I... should I be expecting an e-mail, 520 00:25:19,590 --> 00:25:21,550 like the one you sent the congressman? Is that...? 521 00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,128 - Kevin... - What's the plan? 522 00:25:24,217 --> 00:25:25,706 Huh? I mean, are... 523 00:25:25,731 --> 00:25:28,081 are we supposed to just, uh, step over these things 524 00:25:28,106 --> 00:25:30,139 like-like land mines for the rest of our lives? 525 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,003 - The rest of our lives? - Yeah. 526 00:25:33,010 --> 00:25:35,518 Zoe, come on, you said you wanted to move in, right? 527 00:25:36,364 --> 00:25:38,972 No. No. I didn't, actually. 528 00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:43,089 I told you I'd move in to make you happy. 529 00:25:43,535 --> 00:25:45,589 Keep me happy? Okay, great, 530 00:25:45,614 --> 00:25:47,948 so I'm the bad guy because I asked you to move in with me? 531 00:25:48,199 --> 00:25:49,932 Yeah, because that's what you do. 532 00:25:50,071 --> 00:25:52,901 Every step of this relationship has been you... 533 00:25:53,439 --> 00:25:54,472 pushing me. 534 00:25:54,497 --> 00:25:55,643 - Pushing you? - Yeah. 535 00:25:55,668 --> 00:25:56,925 - I'm pushing you? - Yeah. 536 00:25:56,950 --> 00:25:58,830 That's how you think this whole thing went down? 537 00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:00,972 You know what? I... 538 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,621 I don't want to talk about this right now. 539 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,440 No, of course, no, you don't want to talk about it right now. 540 00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:05,551 You don't want to talk about it ever. 541 00:26:05,575 --> 00:26:06,707 You just want to use my living room 542 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:08,597 as an obstacle course for all of your crap. 543 00:26:11,129 --> 00:26:12,534 I need some space. 544 00:26:13,358 --> 00:26:14,440 ♪ ♪ 545 00:26:20,447 --> 00:26:21,647 (DOOR CLOSES) 546 00:26:27,696 --> 00:26:29,897 ...your entire family watch us eat dinner. 547 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,222 (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER) 548 00:26:32,336 --> 00:26:33,863 (SNORTS) Yeah. 549 00:26:33,953 --> 00:26:35,297 (PHONE RINGING) 550 00:26:36,438 --> 00:26:38,177 MAN (ON TV): Hold on. We're not ready. 551 00:26:38,733 --> 00:26:40,758 - (PHONE CHIMES) - (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 552 00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:42,124 (ANNIE LAUGHS) 553 00:26:44,063 --> 00:26:46,352 JACK: All that stuff that you worry about, 554 00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:48,313 having balance... 555 00:26:49,891 --> 00:26:51,163 In my experience, 556 00:26:51,188 --> 00:26:54,530 there's one key piece to that puzzle. 557 00:26:55,235 --> 00:26:59,315 I just hope the universe puts the right person in your path. 558 00:27:00,262 --> 00:27:02,008 Like your mom was for me. 559 00:27:04,219 --> 00:27:05,633 You know, someone who... 560 00:27:05,727 --> 00:27:07,897 brings out all the... the good stuff in you, 561 00:27:07,922 --> 00:27:09,132 all your best stuff. 562 00:27:09,157 --> 00:27:10,946 Because, my God, son, 563 00:27:10,971 --> 00:27:12,961 what a force you will be. 564 00:27:20,024 --> 00:27:21,094 You slept in. 565 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,164 Mm. 566 00:27:24,383 --> 00:27:26,023 I was up late with the girls 567 00:27:26,048 --> 00:27:27,797 brushing up on all the holiday movies 568 00:27:27,822 --> 00:27:29,766 I missed watching with them this year. 569 00:27:30,739 --> 00:27:33,407 "A Chipmunk Christmas" still makes me cry. 570 00:27:35,006 --> 00:27:38,508 Uh, thought you were going to church today in Philly. 571 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:40,727 Making your final push. 572 00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:42,625 Nah. 573 00:27:47,239 --> 00:27:49,469 When you and I started dating, 574 00:27:49,696 --> 00:27:53,071 a few weeks in I asked you to go, uh, shoe shopping with me. 575 00:27:53,096 --> 00:27:55,407 - You remember that? - Do I remember? 576 00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:58,339 You had a full-on Terms of Endearment-level meltdown 577 00:27:58,364 --> 00:27:59,930 in the middle of the Payless. 578 00:28:00,188 --> 00:28:02,711 And you tried to calm me down, but you couldn't. 579 00:28:02,736 --> 00:28:06,263 So you just ended up closing down the aisle 580 00:28:06,288 --> 00:28:07,696 while I sobbed. 581 00:28:08,212 --> 00:28:10,328 Like some kind of shoe store traffic cop. 582 00:28:10,641 --> 00:28:12,125 - (CHUCKLES) - Even though you didn't understand 583 00:28:12,127 --> 00:28:15,712 why a woman handing me some rhinestone slingbacks 584 00:28:15,714 --> 00:28:17,774 could make me lose my mind. 585 00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:22,024 And it was that day 586 00:28:22,855 --> 00:28:25,430 I suspected I might marry this dude. 587 00:28:25,643 --> 00:28:26,727 (CHUCKLES) 588 00:28:28,004 --> 00:28:30,921 Well, damn, baby, you could have saved a broke-ass college boy 589 00:28:30,946 --> 00:28:34,219 a lot of money on cheesy dates if you'd have told me that then. 590 00:28:35,286 --> 00:28:37,016 - Husband. - Hmm? 591 00:28:38,787 --> 00:28:40,321 You are a man... 592 00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:44,594 who cares too much and tries too hard. 593 00:28:45,374 --> 00:28:47,219 It's who you've always been. 594 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,367 It's who I married. 595 00:28:49,967 --> 00:28:51,352 A great man. 596 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,985 I will not let you forget 597 00:28:58,562 --> 00:29:00,438 who you are. 598 00:29:04,229 --> 00:29:05,953 I should've had your back. 599 00:29:09,646 --> 00:29:11,891 You need to finish this campaign. 600 00:29:12,993 --> 00:29:14,188 (SIGHS) 601 00:29:19,376 --> 00:29:21,547 Why did the slingbacks make you cry? 602 00:29:27,408 --> 00:29:29,188 It was the woman who brought them to me. 603 00:29:31,457 --> 00:29:34,414 She smelled like eucalyptus oil, and my dad used to... 604 00:29:35,910 --> 00:29:37,438 (WHISPERS): ...use it on his hands. 605 00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:41,563 I get it. 606 00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:45,274 I know you do. 607 00:29:48,557 --> 00:29:50,774 Now, get up. Okay? 608 00:29:51,092 --> 00:29:52,211 Get dressed. 609 00:29:54,602 --> 00:29:56,766 I'll tell the girls to put their church clothes on. 610 00:29:57,933 --> 00:29:59,149 Yes, ma'am. 611 00:29:59,657 --> 00:30:01,008 HAWLEY: Somebody say "amen." 612 00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:02,219 Amen! 613 00:30:02,244 --> 00:30:05,071 HAWLEY: Jesus knew, if he wanted to be a great leader, 614 00:30:05,096 --> 00:30:08,625 he had to be a servant to the people he served. 615 00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:10,009 - MAN: Yes, sir! - Now, we all know 616 00:30:10,033 --> 00:30:12,183 we have to make a big decision next Tuesday. 617 00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:14,735 - Mm-hmm. - We got to decide 618 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,176 who will serve us. 619 00:30:16,465 --> 00:30:18,258 - MAN: All right, now. - MAN 2: That's right. 620 00:30:18,504 --> 00:30:21,469 Now, I've known Councilman Sol Brown for 20 years. 621 00:30:21,494 --> 00:30:24,219 - Yes! - He's a staple of this community. 622 00:30:24,602 --> 00:30:26,649 - Yes, he is. - He has served us proudly 623 00:30:26,674 --> 00:30:28,930 - for the last 15 years. - Yes! 624 00:30:29,133 --> 00:30:33,135 Now, Randall Pearson I've only known for a few months. 625 00:30:33,301 --> 00:30:34,914 He's got a lot of passion, 626 00:30:35,326 --> 00:30:37,117 but will he serve us? 627 00:30:38,226 --> 00:30:41,844 All I know is that he is fundamentally decent, 628 00:30:42,246 --> 00:30:44,399 which isn't necessarily in vogue these days. 629 00:30:44,424 --> 00:30:46,457 - Uh-huh! - I know he drives 630 00:30:46,482 --> 00:30:49,657 two hours each way every day to get here. 631 00:30:49,860 --> 00:30:52,619 He has knocked on so many of our doors, 632 00:30:52,621 --> 00:30:54,922 when we sang "Somebody's Knocking at Your Door" 633 00:30:54,947 --> 00:30:57,274 last Sunday, a little girl called out, she said, 634 00:30:57,299 --> 00:30:59,016 - "It's Randall Pearson." - (LAUGHTER) 635 00:30:59,738 --> 00:31:03,180 It's not 15 years of history here, 636 00:31:03,258 --> 00:31:05,805 but he has sure done a lot with the time he's had. 637 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,860 Now, the truth is, 638 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:10,313 I think... 639 00:31:11,999 --> 00:31:14,164 we are in capable hands... 640 00:31:16,172 --> 00:31:18,332 - with either one of these men. - CONGREGATION: Mm-hmm. 641 00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:20,797 - Somebody say, "Amen". - CONGREGATION: Amen! 642 00:31:20,822 --> 00:31:22,461 - Amen! - Amen! 643 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:25,750 Well, that was unexpected. 644 00:31:26,211 --> 00:31:27,391 (RANDALL SNORTS) 645 00:31:31,050 --> 00:31:32,149 Hey, Tobe? 646 00:31:32,681 --> 00:31:33,844 TOBY: Yeah? 647 00:31:38,883 --> 00:31:41,211 Wait. You can tell these aren't yours from over there? 648 00:31:41,236 --> 00:31:42,602 (SIGHS): Yeah. 649 00:31:42,627 --> 00:31:44,710 A man knows his Chewbacca. 650 00:31:44,735 --> 00:31:45,992 Where'd you get them? 651 00:31:47,496 --> 00:31:48,562 eBay. 652 00:31:50,069 --> 00:31:51,902 I tried to get yours back from Gabe, but... 653 00:31:52,594 --> 00:31:54,227 (SIGHS) God knows I tried. I mean... 654 00:31:54,655 --> 00:31:57,094 I tried things you would be incredibly uncomfortable with. 655 00:31:57,119 --> 00:31:59,508 Those are pretty cool. They must've cost you a fortune. 656 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,430 Eh. 657 00:32:01,864 --> 00:32:03,016 Yeah, I know. 658 00:32:03,783 --> 00:32:04,836 Babe, 659 00:32:05,522 --> 00:32:07,282 we're starting a new family. 660 00:32:07,650 --> 00:32:08,844 Our family. 661 00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:11,069 And, no, we don't have 662 00:32:11,391 --> 00:32:13,157 all of your action figures to pass down. 663 00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:16,110 And, no, we don't have my handmade football stadium. 664 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:19,516 But, babe, we come with us. 665 00:32:20,219 --> 00:32:22,579 You don't need to pass down your favorite thing to your son, 666 00:32:22,915 --> 00:32:26,289 because I know with every part of me that you 667 00:32:27,186 --> 00:32:29,414 are gonna be our son's favorite thing. 668 00:32:29,718 --> 00:32:31,102 - You. - Mm. 669 00:32:32,001 --> 00:32:33,284 You hear me? 670 00:32:33,992 --> 00:32:35,992 Okay. (GASPS) I got to go back 671 00:32:36,017 --> 00:32:37,720 to my laptop. They're selling an original Boba Fett 672 00:32:37,744 --> 00:32:38,844 in, like, the next five. 673 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,836 - Go. Go. - Going! 674 00:32:47,121 --> 00:32:49,477 We have an update in perhaps the most surprising race 675 00:32:49,502 --> 00:32:51,302 in the local Philadelphia elections tonight... 676 00:32:51,326 --> 00:32:53,167 - Tobe. - Okay. Come on in! 677 00:32:56,717 --> 00:32:58,191 Babe. 678 00:32:58,825 --> 00:33:00,191 - Oh. - Huh? 679 00:33:01,871 --> 00:33:03,785 And... ta-da. 680 00:33:04,272 --> 00:33:05,488 ♪ ♪ 681 00:33:15,508 --> 00:33:16,932 What... 682 00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:25,050 Well, I called Kevin, 683 00:33:25,052 --> 00:33:27,236 and he looked through a bunch of photos and found one 684 00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:29,486 of the stadium your dad built for you. 685 00:33:30,157 --> 00:33:31,774 ♪ ♪ 686 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:40,132 I took that photo to a... 687 00:33:40,134 --> 00:33:41,822 weird little man named Edwin 688 00:33:41,847 --> 00:33:43,480 who builds dollhouses, 689 00:33:43,505 --> 00:33:44,971 and then he built this replica. 690 00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:46,657 And, for the record, 691 00:33:46,682 --> 00:33:49,104 I'm going to be our kid's second favorite thing. 692 00:33:50,024 --> 00:33:51,338 You're the first. 693 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,130 Anyhow, I... 694 00:33:55,557 --> 00:33:57,049 I hope you like it. 695 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,852 But it's okay if you don't. 696 00:33:59,854 --> 00:34:01,010 (CHUCKLES) 697 00:34:01,035 --> 00:34:03,057 Oh, no, is this going sideways on me? 698 00:34:03,815 --> 00:34:04,893 ZOE: Kevin, 699 00:34:05,103 --> 00:34:06,393 I can't do this. 700 00:34:16,566 --> 00:34:17,752 (PHONE RINGS) 701 00:34:19,838 --> 00:34:20,963 Tobe, hey, what's up? 702 00:34:20,988 --> 00:34:23,174 Hey. Look, uh, Kate has been crying for, like, 703 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:24,315 five minutes straight. 704 00:34:24,577 --> 00:34:26,464 Is there, like, a twin cure for something like this? 705 00:34:26,488 --> 00:34:27,753 Is it good crying or bad crying? 706 00:34:27,777 --> 00:34:28,861 TOBY: Unclear. 707 00:34:29,195 --> 00:34:30,658 (SNIFFLES, CRYING) 708 00:34:31,472 --> 00:34:32,621 How's it going there? 709 00:34:32,755 --> 00:34:33,924 Unclear. 710 00:34:34,284 --> 00:34:36,051 Hey, Tobe, listen, I got to go, all right? 711 00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:38,596 - I'll c... I'll call you back. - (STAMMERS, EXHALES) All right. 712 00:34:41,443 --> 00:34:43,565 Is this a-a good cry? 713 00:34:44,621 --> 00:34:45,783 Yeah. 714 00:34:47,508 --> 00:34:48,861 It's a good cry. 715 00:34:51,186 --> 00:34:52,291 ♪ ♪ 716 00:34:53,885 --> 00:34:56,650 JAE-WON: Hey, um, whatever happens, dude, 717 00:34:57,102 --> 00:34:58,963 what you did in these last seven weeks... 718 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:00,768 it's unheard of. 719 00:35:02,898 --> 00:35:03,994 Yeah. 720 00:35:05,130 --> 00:35:07,025 It's been the longest seven weeks of my life. 721 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,104 Excuse me. 722 00:35:11,261 --> 00:35:12,385 Yeah. 723 00:35:18,670 --> 00:35:19,760 Any word yet? 724 00:35:20,358 --> 00:35:23,492 Sounds like we're not gonna find out who won till after midnight. 725 00:35:24,244 --> 00:35:26,205 - (EXHALES) Okay. - Yeah. 726 00:35:26,253 --> 00:35:27,697 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 727 00:35:29,539 --> 00:35:30,713 Hey, guys. 728 00:35:31,744 --> 00:35:35,229 Could we all gather around, please? 729 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:38,096 Listen, I just wanted to take a moment 730 00:35:38,121 --> 00:35:40,155 to thank you all for being here. 731 00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:43,627 I know these last few weeks, um... 732 00:35:44,947 --> 00:35:46,158 I pushed you. 733 00:35:46,575 --> 00:35:48,308 But I pushed myself, too. 734 00:35:48,986 --> 00:35:52,012 Doors got slammed in our faces, and we knocked again. 735 00:35:52,369 --> 00:35:54,982 Flyers got torn down and thrown out, 736 00:35:54,984 --> 00:35:56,883 and we put up new ones. 737 00:35:56,885 --> 00:35:58,986 Whatever happened to us in these tough days, 738 00:35:58,988 --> 00:36:01,088 we just kept pushing. 739 00:36:01,541 --> 00:36:03,807 And we did it because we believed 740 00:36:03,809 --> 00:36:05,596 in what our future here could be. 741 00:36:06,369 --> 00:36:08,745 We were given four words... 742 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,674 "The numbers aren't there"... 743 00:36:10,924 --> 00:36:13,424 and we turned those into four new ones... 744 00:36:13,541 --> 00:36:15,068 "Too close to call." 745 00:36:15,070 --> 00:36:16,244 (CHUCKLING) 746 00:36:16,269 --> 00:36:18,799 So, um, go home proud. 747 00:36:19,994 --> 00:36:22,104 We're not gonna find out what happened tonight. 748 00:36:23,205 --> 00:36:25,912 And I have a feeling that we could all use the rest. 749 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:27,422 So, thank you. 750 00:36:27,455 --> 00:36:28,715 Thank you, everyone! 751 00:36:28,717 --> 00:36:30,025 - (WHOOPS) - (APPLAUSE) 752 00:36:34,156 --> 00:36:35,722 - Come on. - All right. 753 00:36:36,182 --> 00:36:37,557 - Proud of you, man. - Thank you. 754 00:36:37,559 --> 00:36:39,426 - Appreciate it, man. Okay. - I'll call you. 755 00:36:39,428 --> 00:36:40,610 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 756 00:36:41,089 --> 00:36:42,522 RANDALL: Thank you very much, sir. 757 00:36:42,547 --> 00:36:43,994 Appreciate you being here. 758 00:36:45,367 --> 00:36:46,830 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 759 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:53,979 I have pepper spray. 760 00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:55,861 Kevin, relax. 761 00:36:56,397 --> 00:36:57,650 It's just me. 762 00:36:59,861 --> 00:37:02,115 - Oh. - Wait, you carry pepper spray? 763 00:37:03,682 --> 00:37:04,869 No. 764 00:37:06,744 --> 00:37:08,021 Listen, Kevin, you... 765 00:37:09,346 --> 00:37:11,283 you're one of the only people that knows 766 00:37:11,599 --> 00:37:12,799 what my dad... 767 00:37:13,866 --> 00:37:15,119 and, um... 768 00:37:17,924 --> 00:37:20,782 I had three locks on my apartment door in Chicago, 769 00:37:20,854 --> 00:37:22,204 bars on the windows, 770 00:37:22,229 --> 00:37:23,775 not because I was actually worried 771 00:37:23,777 --> 00:37:25,650 about someone breaking in, but... 772 00:37:26,517 --> 00:37:28,221 peace of mind was... 773 00:37:28,924 --> 00:37:30,346 taken from me. 774 00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:34,486 I'm sorry. I can't even imagine that. 775 00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:38,275 It's a lot for me to... 776 00:37:38,885 --> 00:37:40,790 give up my own safe space. 777 00:37:40,815 --> 00:37:42,627 More than it is for most people. 778 00:37:43,893 --> 00:37:45,130 And, uh... 779 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,999 the idea of giving that up, 780 00:37:49,018 --> 00:37:50,051 it's, uh... 781 00:37:51,072 --> 00:37:53,538 it's why I've never lived with anyone before. 782 00:37:54,908 --> 00:37:56,510 We don't have to live together, then. 783 00:37:56,924 --> 00:37:59,352 You know? Uh, or you don't even have to unpack, actually. 784 00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:01,346 I'll just... I'll walk over your stuff for the rest of my life. 785 00:38:01,370 --> 00:38:02,838 It'll be good for my calves. 786 00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:05,024 I want to live with you. 787 00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:06,119 I do. 788 00:38:06,783 --> 00:38:07,786 And, uh... 789 00:38:08,361 --> 00:38:09,877 Because even though you, 790 00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:13,838 you just might be the most pushy person I have ever met, 791 00:38:14,702 --> 00:38:15,807 I... 792 00:38:16,736 --> 00:38:20,244 I think I like what you're pushing for. 793 00:38:24,088 --> 00:38:25,635 I'm in love with you. 794 00:38:27,798 --> 00:38:29,963 And I want John Stamos back. 795 00:38:33,363 --> 00:38:35,044 ("SENSE OF HOME" BY HARRISON STORM PLAYING) 796 00:38:40,475 --> 00:38:41,775 Let's go home. 797 00:38:43,634 --> 00:38:44,955 ♪ ♪ 798 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,799 ♪ For these words ♪ 799 00:38:49,824 --> 00:38:52,236 ♪ He won't come around ♪ 800 00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:53,807 ♪ Here... ♪ 801 00:38:53,809 --> 00:38:55,376 Oh, this one's not mine. 802 00:38:55,378 --> 00:38:57,428 No, that... uh, that's a box of my dad's stuff. 803 00:38:57,430 --> 00:38:59,019 It's where I found the Vietnam mementos. 804 00:38:59,043 --> 00:39:00,723 It must've gotten mixed up with your stuff. 805 00:39:03,659 --> 00:39:04,635 Babe? 806 00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,995 Where do you want the weird voodoo dolls? 807 00:39:06,019 --> 00:39:07,213 - They're not weird. - Mm. 808 00:39:07,238 --> 00:39:08,486 - They're from Haiti. - Oh. 809 00:39:08,535 --> 00:39:10,033 Don't mess with my voodoo, boy. 810 00:39:10,058 --> 00:39:11,260 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 811 00:39:11,345 --> 00:39:12,791 I'll just put those right over here. 812 00:39:16,798 --> 00:39:19,408 "Jack, Last one. C.K." 813 00:39:20,394 --> 00:39:21,674 Who's C.K.? 814 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,955 Let me see that. 815 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:30,127 "C.K." 816 00:39:32,921 --> 00:39:34,330 Like Clark Kent. 817 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:37,760 My dad knew Nicky was alive. 818 00:39:38,029 --> 00:39:39,455 Why would he lie to us? 819 00:39:40,048 --> 00:39:41,072 (EXHALES) 820 00:39:41,097 --> 00:39:43,104 Well, there's a return address. 821 00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:45,502 Bradford, Pennsylvania. 822 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,760 You think he's still there? 823 00:39:52,354 --> 00:39:54,783 I wonder what my father would think about this. 824 00:39:56,807 --> 00:39:58,424 About me running. 825 00:39:59,924 --> 00:40:01,533 About me having found you. 826 00:40:03,002 --> 00:40:04,446 About all of it. 827 00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:06,407 There's so much he didn't get to see. 828 00:40:06,432 --> 00:40:08,422 KATE: So, our son is officially the size 829 00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:09,506 of a tomato. 830 00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:11,958 Uh, to-mah-to, please. It's classier. 831 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,393 And our son is gonna be... 832 00:40:13,395 --> 00:40:14,744 (SOUTHERN ACCENT): classy as hell. 833 00:40:14,877 --> 00:40:16,513 Ooh. 'Kay. 834 00:40:17,799 --> 00:40:20,100 RANDALL: So much stuff he never got to share in. 835 00:40:20,274 --> 00:40:22,914 You sure you don't want to go find your brother's name on the wall? 836 00:40:25,744 --> 00:40:26,815 No. 837 00:40:27,432 --> 00:40:28,752 No, too sad for me. 838 00:40:30,236 --> 00:40:33,980 RANDALL: Sometimes I feel like this big ol' puppet, you know? 839 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,950 He's just pulling the strings from up there, 840 00:40:37,705 --> 00:40:40,565 just tugging me around wherever he wants me to go. 841 00:40:41,979 --> 00:40:43,135 (CHUCKLES) 842 00:40:44,173 --> 00:40:45,322 I don't know. 843 00:40:49,479 --> 00:40:52,320 I think back on all these moments 844 00:40:52,345 --> 00:40:54,025 and all these memories, 845 00:40:56,377 --> 00:41:00,080 and sometimes it feels like there's been a plan for my life. 846 00:41:02,578 --> 00:41:04,190 Like, from the beginning. 847 00:41:08,338 --> 00:41:10,252 Maybe everyone feels that way. 848 00:41:12,096 --> 00:41:14,625 Maybe I'm not that special, 849 00:41:14,650 --> 00:41:18,275 and this is just what it is to be a person, you know? 850 00:41:23,236 --> 00:41:25,385 You're very special, babe. 851 00:41:25,838 --> 00:41:26,933 Thank you. 852 00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:30,813 You're also very tired. 853 00:41:30,838 --> 00:41:32,057 (CHUCKLES) 854 00:41:34,350 --> 00:41:35,580 (RANDALL SIGHS) 855 00:41:38,281 --> 00:41:39,885 - (CLICKS TONGUE) - (PHONE RINGING) 856 00:41:40,418 --> 00:41:41,963 (GROANING) 857 00:41:44,986 --> 00:41:46,252 (RINGING STOPS) 858 00:41:50,315 --> 00:41:51,557 Hello? 859 00:41:53,072 --> 00:41:54,670 Yeah, no, of course. 860 00:42:02,149 --> 00:42:03,744 Thanks for letting me know. 861 00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:08,440 ♪ ♪ 862 00:42:18,694 --> 00:42:19,775 (INHALES) 863 00:42:20,327 --> 00:42:21,461 (EXHALES) 864 00:42:23,157 --> 00:42:24,188 I won. 865 00:42:24,220 --> 00:42:29,090 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com*