1 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:15,432 Well, just admit you took some of my fries. It's okay. 2 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,642 - Did you take the fry? - I didn't eat your fries. 3 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,436 - Where'd they go, then? - What's the big deal? Just eat! 4 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,731 - What is the big deal? - Well, you tell me. You're the one arguing about it. 5 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:26,526 - Just say you took the... - Kids! Kids! Don't fight. 6 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:29,446 Don't fight. What are you fighting for? 7 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,156 We're... We're... We're not fighting. 8 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:32,449 Well... 9 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:36,536 It's your line. 10 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,748 - It's your line. - No, it's not. 11 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,875 - Uh, wait... - Let's cut. Uh, that'll be a cut 12 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,210 I'll see if I can fix that. 13 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:45,462 - It's not my line. - Okay. 14 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,255 I think you made a mistake. 15 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:48,548 Or maybe you did. 16 00:00:48,631 --> 00:00:50,467 - Is this my imagination... - I didn't forget! 17 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,385 ...or is this getting worse? 18 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,262 It can't really get any worse. 19 00:00:54,345 --> 00:00:56,055 It really can't, but it is. 20 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,891 Well, it'll be all over very soon, 21 00:00:57,974 --> 00:01:00,643 when the Santa Monica City Council votes 22 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,937 to repeal the five-foot fence law, 23 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,523 - and it's looking really good. - Wow. 24 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:08,443 I cannot wait to kick him out of this stage. 25 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:10,445 Look at him sitting in my chair. 26 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,781 - Oh, geez. - Hey, Lar. 27 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,949 - Ah. I'm being summoned. - Okay. 28 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,451 I don't even know what that means. 29 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,119 Well, it's not my line though. 30 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,204 Huh? 31 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:20,705 - Oh, your daughter. - She's killing it, right? 32 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,916 I've never seen anything like it in my life. 33 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:24,667 - Hey, but I did have a note. - Oh, did you? 34 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,336 Yeah. They're arguing in the scene, right? 35 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:28,171 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - And it's a big whole thing. 36 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:30,173 And I'm... I'm in it, and I'm interested, 37 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:31,466 but then Teddy comes in. 38 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:34,594 So your note is that we remove Ted Danson from the scene 39 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:36,471 so that there's more Maria Sofia? 40 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:38,181 I didn't think of it that way, but yeah. 41 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:41,184 By the way, you know you're sitting in my chair? 42 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,435 Yeah, I saw Maria has one too. 43 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:43,853 So why don't you sit in her chair? 44 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,231 - Well, that's where she sits. - Yeah. 45 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,108 - What's up? - Oh, something's up. 46 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,318 - Yeah? - Yeah. 47 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,111 - What's going on? - You... You'll find out. 48 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:53,696 - I can't wait, man. Spill it. - Yeah, I know. 49 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,199 Yeah, you're gonna find out. Something's going on. 50 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,492 - I'm in. - Great. 51 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:01,746 - Hey, Stan. - Hey, Larry. 52 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,331 Wondering if you could do me a favor. 53 00:02:03,414 --> 00:02:04,999 - Sure. - How do I stop people 54 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,085 from sitting in my chair? What do I do? 55 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:08,795 Well, there's one thing I can do, 56 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,797 - but I wouldn't suggest it. - What is it? 57 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,424 - I can rope off your chair. - Oh, yeah. 58 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,051 But if there's anything else you can try, Larry, 59 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:17,262 I'd suggest it before we rope it. 60 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,472 Once you rope it, there's no turning back. 61 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,932 I mean, that follows you around forever. 62 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:23,059 You ever seen all about Sir John Gielgud? 63 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,562 - John Gielgud? - Sir John Gielgud. 64 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,856 You know, when he was shooting Julius Caesar, 65 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,274 he had 'em rope off the chair. 66 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:30,859 He didn't work again for four years. 67 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,528 You don't want to be another Sir John Gielgud, do you? 68 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,698 So what'll it be, Larry? 69 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,577 - Hmm? - Rope it, Stan. 70 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:42,996 - Rope it. - All right. 71 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:45,582 My kit is there, 72 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,083 this is where I would sit right here, 73 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,751 and have breakfast in the morning. 74 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,046 - This is a breakfast nook. - It is a puzzle corner! 75 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,090 You are crowding the nook! 76 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:56,175 Take your breakfast 77 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,761 and go to... Potato chips? What is the matter with you? 78 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,430 Why are you eating potato chips for breakfast? 79 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,265 Leon eats potato chips in the morning. 80 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,892 That's me talking in the third person. 81 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,977 My first person loves 'em, my second person, 82 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:07,562 and my third Leon person 83 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:09,188 love potato chips in the morning! 84 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:11,399 That is my puzzle corner, not a nook! 85 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,401 - No, no! It's a breakfast nook! - It's not a nook anymore! 86 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,571 Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on here? 87 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,615 Leon is about sick and tired of this shit, Larry! 88 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,409 This is my cat puzzle, and this is his breakfast. 89 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,953 And he will not move his breakfast. 90 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,873 She likes her puzzle. She likes to do the puzzle, you know. 91 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:27,901 I do. 92 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,626 Ah, you gon' play your boy like that? 93 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,128 You know, Leon, I don't think you've realized something. 94 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:33,504 - Mm-mm. - Larry and I 95 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,423 - are in a relationship. - That's what's happening? 96 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:37,634 Yes. We are in a beautiful relationship, 97 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,178 and you... ever heard the expression "third wheel"? 98 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:42,472 How about "two's company, three's a crowd"? 99 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,807 That's wrong. It's Three's Company. 100 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,393 With one guy and two girls in the same apartment. 101 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,897 - The Regal Beagle! Regal Beagle! - Hey! Hey! Hey! 102 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,732 Come on. Take it easy. Let her do the puzzle. 103 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:54,692 - Thank you. - Well, you know what? 104 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,486 You enjoy your puzzle. 105 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,947 Now, don't be surprised if this thousand-piece puzzle 106 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,950 turns into a 999-piece puzzle. 107 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,242 - You would not dare. - Would I? 108 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,535 You would not dare. 109 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,954 Larry, you hear what he said to me? 110 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,372 - Don't you dare... - Here kitty, kitty, kitty. 111 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:11,376 - Hey, hey, hey! - Here kitty, kitty, kitty. 112 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:15,338 My god. I can't take it anymore with this guy, Larry. 113 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:19,050 It's... It's him or it's me. 114 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,259 - What? - Yes. 115 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,220 He goes, or I go. 116 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,556 All right, I'll talk to him later. 117 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,560 Talk to him now. Okay? Now, Larry! 118 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,524 Go tell him, Larry! 119 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:41,572 Hey, sorry about that. 120 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:42,824 Yeah, you should be sorry, Larry. 121 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:47,203 I am. However, um, it pains me to say this, but... 122 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,623 you're gonna have to leave for a few days. 123 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,251 Oh, I see. You're choosing her over me. 124 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,169 No, it's only until they vote to repeal, 125 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,379 and then you can come back. 126 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,715 I gotta get rep... I gotta get that fence law repealed. 127 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,216 I gotta get that girl out of the show. 128 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:01,634 - You understand all that. - Look, 129 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,429 I got another Mary Ferguson coming here, okay? From Arizona. 130 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,180 Know what I mean? If I get out right now, 131 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,390 I gotta fuckin' pack shit. 132 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:09,350 I gotta bring all my stuff for my trip on Thursday. 133 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:10,601 - You're leaving Thursday? - Fuck yeah, 134 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:11,936 - I'm leaving Thursday. - Oh, okay. 135 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,022 So when you come back from Asia, she'll be gone. 136 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,940 I feel like something in you, 137 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,650 it... it... you're enjoyin' this shit. 138 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,736 - Are you insane? - Happens all the time, Larry. 139 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,822 People fall in love with their motherfuckin' captors and shit. 140 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:25,283 Something called, s... uh... uh... Stockholm... 141 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:26,784 - Like... uh... - Stockholm syndrome? 142 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,953 You Stockholm tappin'. That's what the fuck you doin'. 143 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,788 - I am not Stockholm tapping. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 144 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,582 No, I am not. I hate every second of it. 145 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,042 Let's figure out where you can go. 146 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,044 - Swat? - No, I can't go to Swat. 147 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,754 You know what? I'll call Jeff. 148 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,547 Okay. I'm gonna go over there, 149 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,591 you know, but I don't... I'm not gonna like it. 150 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:43,926 I don't want him here, Lar. He's a menace. 151 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,636 Look what's happening in my kitchen right now 152 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,055 'cause of the leak that he caused. 153 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,765 He has no place to stay. And listen, 154 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,933 it's only a few days. He's leaving Thursday night. 155 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,269 And by the way, he's great to have around the house. 156 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,352 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 157 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:55,646 How'd you like to wake up in the morning 158 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,398 and have a smoothie waiting for you? 159 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,067 - Would you like that? - I'd like that, yeah. 160 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:01,069 And, you know, he's a wonderful cook. 161 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:04,072 He makes a spaghetti carbonara that I... I... 162 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,365 I've been to Italy. I haven't had anything like it. 163 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,242 - Really? Leon? - Really. 164 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,621 Well, no, not really. I... I kind of made that up. 165 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,706 Does he make the smoothies? 166 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,500 - No. No, no, no. - What's the straight dope? 167 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:18,086 You know what he does? He doesn't eat anything healthy. 168 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,712 If you have healthy food in the house, 169 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,340 he will not touch it. And that is a guarantee! 170 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:24,383 No fruits or vegetables will be touched. 171 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,843 Yeah, it's just a few days. Come on. 172 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:29,347 You know what? I will allow Leon to stay here for a few nights. 173 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,140 - Thank you! - I'll do this for you, 174 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,017 you've gotta do something for me. 175 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,895 - Always with the quid pro quo. - I don't even know what this is. 176 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,439 Colonel Vindman, you know who he is. 177 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,524 I love Vindman. 178 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:40,942 - He's a hero, yeah. - Amazing. He's amazing. 179 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,860 How many people would've blown the whistle on Trump? 180 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,321 So, he's doing an event at the Holocaust Museum. 181 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:47,240 - Yeah, I know, I'm going. - I was thinking, 182 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:48,699 I wanna have a party for Vindman, 183 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,701 introduce him to some celebrities, 184 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:51,869 some Hollywood people, 185 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,371 make him feel at home in Los Angeles. 186 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:55,081 That's very nice. I'll go, yeah, I'll go. 187 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:56,249 Yeah, of course you're gonna go, 188 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,376 but here's the issue. I can't have it here 189 00:06:58,459 --> 00:06:59,836 'cause of the kitchen, number one, 190 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,671 and also, since the surgery, 191 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,464 I'm supposed to lay low and rest. 192 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,591 How'd your vagina surgery go? I haven't even asked. 193 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:06,843 It was good. It went well. 194 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,594 - So you got a new vagina? - I have a new vagina. 195 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,264 I mean, it's gonna be like I'm an 18-year-old again. Right, Jeff? 196 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:12,515 Let me ask you this question. 197 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,517 - What? - And I'll say this in front of you. 198 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,644 Would you consider maybe, uh... 199 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,521 me sampling your wares? Is that possible? 200 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,565 - My vagina? - Yes! 201 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:22,191 - Would you mind? - Not at all, feel free. 202 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,026 - You wouldn't care? - You have at it, my friend. 203 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,528 - Thank you for that. - You're welcome. 204 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:28,156 - I have no say, I guess. - He doesn't care! 205 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,158 I know you're making fun of me right now, anyway. 206 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:31,450 It's not gonna fucking happen. 207 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,578 - Oh, you're breaking my heart. - Yeah. 208 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,037 So tell him what you want from him. 209 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,498 - Anyway, what can I do for you? - Could we have it in your house? 210 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,167 The party for Vindman? It'll be catered, 211 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,335 - so don't worry about anything. - So I don't have to do anything. 212 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,421 Party's over, I go upstairs, right? 213 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,840 - Yeah, of course. Of course. - Okay, great. You got it. 214 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:49,302 Should we have a sushi bar and maybe just finger food? 215 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,637 Maybe a pass around? Just pass around... 216 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,306 You know, I'm picturing your kitchen, with the... 217 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,892 You do have that big island. We could do a buffet... 218 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,226 ...and just stuff 219 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,520 that's not really hot, that doesn't need to be... 220 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,148 just cold food, like a cold platter, perhaps. 221 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:04,817 Maybe deli, maybe he likes deli. 222 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,195 What are you humming? 223 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,697 - What is that? - You know the Oscar acceptance speech, 224 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,032 when they go on too long? 225 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,909 - Yeah. - So they have to cue 'em to get off stage? 226 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:13,936 That's the music they play. 227 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:15,119 You're playing that to me right now, 228 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,204 - doing the menu? - Yeah. 229 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,206 Get the fuck out! Just get the fuck out, okay? 230 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,289 Okay, okay. 231 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,500 We're, um, gonna go have lunch with Walt. 232 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:24,170 I'm playing you off! 233 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:27,215 Cutting you off! 234 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:30,468 Oh, we in business? 235 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:33,638 Whoo, my man! 236 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,517 - Hey! - Hey. 237 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,478 - How you doin'? - Good to see ya. Yeah, yeah. 238 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:41,938 - Hey, Walt. - Get outta here! 239 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,064 Come here, you. 240 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:45,524 How you been? It's been forever, you know. 241 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,318 I don't even know the last time I saw you. 242 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:48,569 - You look great! - Thanks. 243 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,279 You know what, I'm gonna hit the head real quick, okay? 244 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,572 I'll be back in a second, fellas. 245 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,616 - All right. - Don't order without me. 246 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:56,994 Wh... what's the matter? 247 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,330 He just touched my penis with his penis. 248 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:01,457 - Really? - Yeah, our penises connected. 249 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,000 - Who does that? - I don't know. 250 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,127 He doesn't know how to hug a man. You have to get your butt back. 251 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,545 You hug a woman, your butt goes back. 252 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:09,257 - Isolate the penis. - Maybe he's never been taught. 253 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,633 You don't need to be taught that. 254 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,385 It's like an instinct, like not putting your hand in fire. 255 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:14,971 Maybe he was so excited, he just lost track of where his penis was. 256 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,473 No, no. There's never been a moment of my life 257 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,351 that I did not have total penis awareness. 258 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:23,562 - It's subconscious, by the way. - Of course, yeah. Total. 259 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,607 You know, is it... Is she dead, Nadia Comaneci? 260 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,150 - I don't even know. - Who? 261 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,443 Uh, Nadia Comaneci. 262 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:30,778 - Yeah. - Oh. I don't know. 263 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:33,281 Strange. Hmm. 264 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,119 How much crap do you bring? 265 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:39,620 This is crazy! 266 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,998 I thought you're staying a few days. What is this? 267 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,165 This is all my stuff. 268 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,293 Just get all this crap outta here, okay? 269 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,752 I get it. I fucking get it. 270 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,129 Give me a hand? 271 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,798 No, no, no. I just had surgery, I don't do any heavy lifting. 272 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,633 I'm asking you to lift it up with your hands, 273 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,051 - not your vagina. - All right, enough. 274 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,095 Get in the bedroom. Get... get rid of this crap. 275 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:59,015 Shit, man. Hey. You're nice, huh? 276 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,224 All brand-new downstairs and shit? 277 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,018 Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. 278 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,853 Hey, if you want a brother, you know, 279 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,105 put some nice highway miles on that motherfucker, let me know. 280 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,607 Get the fuck in the bedroom, and get rid of this crap! 281 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:09,817 All right, I got you. 282 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:14,071 I don't know. I wanted a little bit more back and forth. 283 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,781 - Morning. - Is that doable? Okay. 284 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,326 Well, then we'll just... we'll just keep it here for the moment. 285 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:21,495 - Morning. - Morning. 286 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,221 Um... 287 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,725 We're going to get started in the deli in about five. 288 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:43,851 Okay. 289 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,395 Okay. 290 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,072 Roped off your chair, huh? 291 00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:00,785 - Yeah. I did. - Not a good idea, buddy. 292 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,370 Well, I couldn't stand seeing that guy 293 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,871 sitting in it any longer. 294 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,290 People are starting to get ticked off. 295 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,668 It's not gonna end well, I promise you. 296 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,921 Humphrey Bogart roped off on High Sierra. 297 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,173 No one on that crew ever worked with him again. 298 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:16,592 - Is that right? - Yeah, true story. 299 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,476 See what I'm saying? Nobody likes a roper, man. 300 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,397 All right, everyone, first team rehearsal. 301 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,774 - Hey, Lar. - Hey, Stan. Thanks for, uh... 302 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,234 - making that rope. - Oh, no worries. 303 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,569 I tell you, some set of balls, puttin' that there. 304 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,154 - Yeah. - Oh, before I forget. 305 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,448 My uncle Michael wanted to say hello. 306 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,033 He used to work for you on Seinfeld. 307 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,493 - He was a transpo guy. - Oh, really? 308 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,453 - For a couple of months, yeah. - How's, uh... how's he doing? 309 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,705 He's doing okay. He... he's back in Ireland. 310 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,582 - Grandfather passed away... - Uh-huh. 311 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,001 ...so Michael had to go back and take care of the family farm, 312 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,128 - you know? - Yeah. Sure. 313 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,213 So he went back. He's got about 60 acres of land, 314 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:57,007 about 65 miles outside Dublin, a place called Goy. 315 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,468 It's got a ton of cattle, sheepdogs. 316 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,554 You know, he's a prize winner potato grower now. 317 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,639 Would you believe that? He's doing a fantastic job. 318 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,015 He's selling them all over Europe. 319 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:08,102 Now he's making really good coin, you know? 320 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,896 But... but Michael doesn't... 321 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,940 He's walking like a Trojan, and he... he's very grateful 322 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,024 for what you did for him, 323 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,818 and he just wanted me to say hello to you, 324 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,780 so anyway, thanks, Larry. 325 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,706 I feel very strongly about this. 326 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,083 A lot of people complained to me. 327 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,086 And I think it's a personal freedom. 328 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:38,174 They do not like that they have to have a five-foot fence 329 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,884 - in their backyard. - Yes. 330 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:43,262 Yet again, we are dealing with government overreach. 331 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,847 - Oh, yeah. That's it - I feel very passionate. 332 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,682 - Come on. - I feel very passionate on this issue. 333 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,142 Makes perfect sense, doesn't it? 334 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:49,225 Yeah, it makes sense. 335 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,562 Don't five-foot fence me in! 336 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:52,688 Excuse me, Irma, 337 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:55,149 the five-foot fence is a safety issue. 338 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:57,485 You don't fence a dock by a lake. 339 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,069 We don't fence the ocean. 340 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,238 - The ocean, really? - I vote to repeal 341 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,531 this horrible law. 342 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,159 We have had a very full session today. 343 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,329 I would recommend that we take a vote Thursday, 344 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:11,373 on repealing the five-foot fence rule. All in favor? 345 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,041 - Aye. - Aye. 346 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,376 Okay, the ayes have it. 347 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,836 Uh, we are moving on now 348 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,922 to Councilmembers Johnson and Chung. 349 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,548 Thank you, Councilmember Weinblatt. 350 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,717 I propose that the council direct staff 351 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,345 - to explore possible options... - That's my wife. 352 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,889 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Melinda. 353 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,849 - Cool. - ...regarding the proper 354 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,392 temperature regulation of food... 355 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,186 - Where'd you meet her? - BYU. 356 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,271 - BYU? - Yeah. 357 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,440 - You Mormon? - I am. 358 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,275 How many wives do you have? 359 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,568 Just one, just Melinda. 360 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,362 - Just one? - Yeah. 361 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,489 I mean, you got this incredible opportunity 362 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:45,241 to get three or four or whatever. 363 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,661 Well, a lot of people think that it's kind of an outdated idea. 364 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:51,330 Seems like monogamy is an outdated idea. 365 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,041 - Not for me, not for me. - Boy, oh, boy. Kinda surprised 366 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:57,086 you're not taking that Mormon advantage, you know. 367 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,213 It's like a tall guy who doesn't play basketball. 368 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,715 - No, I'm happily married. - Yeah. No, of course you are. 369 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,385 So as a reminder, we will be voting next Thursday 370 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,428 to rename the traffic circle. 371 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,681 After the deceased utility worker? 372 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,849 - Let me ask you this question. - Correct. 373 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:14,770 If I converted to Mormonism, could I get more than one? 374 00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:16,897 I mean technically, yeah. But I mean, 375 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,567 you'd have to convert to a different religion. 376 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,361 - Is there an exam or something? - There isn't just an exam, 377 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,947 you have to meet with the higher-ups at the church, 378 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,490 like the clergy of the church. And they would... 379 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,158 - Yeah. - They would suss you out. 380 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,202 - I could fool them easily, yeah. - Well... 381 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,371 It's just that I wouldn't wanna do the studying. 382 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,248 It's a lot to do, just to have more than one wife. 383 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,334 Yeah. I gotta say, it's an appealing proposition though. 384 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,419 Because you have one, 385 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,962 after two days you go to number two. 386 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,880 You get tired of two, you move on to three. 387 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,549 By the time you're done with three, you're ready 388 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,385 to go back to one. It's like a manager with a pitching staff. 389 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,886 Don't you want a break? 390 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,638 When she goes away for a weekend, 391 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,765 aren't you secretly thrilled? 392 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,892 No. I miss her sometimes. 393 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,894 Imagine how much you'd miss her... 394 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,814 if it was a weekly thing. 395 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,524 You'd be missing her all the time. 396 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:06,113 Anyway, yeah, forget it. It's, eh... Don't worry about it. 397 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,698 - I'm sure it's great. - It is. 398 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,867 Thank you all for your passionate exchange, 399 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,827 I do appreciate it. Meeting is adjourned. 400 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,121 - Have a good one. - Yeah. 401 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,207 Good going. 402 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,795 Excellent. Very good. Good job. 403 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,547 Look at you... your glasses are filthy. 404 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,757 What? What are you talking about? 405 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,092 What are you showing up looking like this for? 406 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,553 I told you to wear your blazer with the gold buttons. 407 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,847 Look at you. It's layering everywhere. 408 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,891 - So what? - I wanted you to come along 409 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,517 and look smart, okay? 410 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,102 Ah, Councilwoman Yovanovitch, 411 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,438 Councilman Weinblatt, Councilman Chung. 412 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:40,521 - Hi. - Hello. 413 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,107 - Hello, pleasure to be here. - I'm Larry David. 414 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,651 - Thank you for coming. - Yes, thank you. 415 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,320 I love this. Very educational and enlightening. 416 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,113 - Melinda. - Yeah, you remember Micah. 417 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,199 - Yes, of course. - Oh, how do you do? 418 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,492 - Hi. - Your husband and I 419 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:52,993 - had a very nice chat. - Yeah. 420 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,995 - They have eight children. - Do you have pictures? 421 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,246 - Yeah, we do. - Yes, we do. 422 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,332 - You wanna see some? - That's... I'll see 'em later. 423 00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,667 - Sure. - You're from Salt Lake? 424 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,001 - Yeah. - Yeah. 425 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,503 Oh, you... Oh, you're so lucky. 426 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,546 - Oh, you've been there? - No, I haven't. 427 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,881 - You have to go. - You have to go. 428 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,049 I would kill to go there. 429 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,218 You've heard the Tabernacle... the choir? 430 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:12,388 What's more beautiful than castrated boys singing? 431 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,057 It's so beautiful. We have to go. 432 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,393 - Have to, have to. - We have to go. 433 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,895 Melinda, Larry is so passionate 434 00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:22,022 - about the don't-fence-me-in... - I actually... 435 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,317 I am in full support of the five-foot fence repeal law. 436 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,361 It ruins the aesthetics of a yard. 437 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,904 - Yes, totally. - That's great, 438 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,739 because Thursday, there'll be a vote 439 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,159 and then it'll be behind us. It'll be over. 440 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,372 - Hmm. Yeah. - Right. Yes. 441 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,208 Okay. Take care. 442 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,376 Yeah! 443 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,086 Oh, yeah, that's good. 444 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,671 Yeah! 445 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,923 - Love a different bed! - Whoo! Oh, yeah! 446 00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,300 Whoo! 447 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,928 Whoo! 448 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,063 Huh? What? 449 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,983 Larry. 450 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,987 I can't sleep. Come on, let's go. 451 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,780 - Oh, my God. What? - Come on. 452 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,031 It's three o'clock in the morning! 453 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,908 Oh, who cares? Who cares? Come on. 454 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,327 - I'm ti... - Let's go. Come on. 455 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,038 I want you. 456 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,665 - Oh, yeah! - Oh, yeah! 457 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,667 It's gonna be a fucking nightmare, Jeff! 458 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,294 This guy's a fuck machine! 459 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,881 Oh, yeah! 460 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,799 Shut the fuck up! 461 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,720 What is this, a fucking brothel? 462 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,764 Mary fucking Ferguson! 463 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,974 - Leon! - Whoo! 464 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,737 - There he is. Larry! - Oh, hey, Walt. 465 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,698 Hey... Whoa... 466 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,074 - Whoa, whoa. - Oh! 467 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,285 Oh, no. 468 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:01,246 Oh, man. You need a stick or something. 469 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,415 This is all your fault! 470 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,584 - What? - You came in penis first. 471 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,002 You gotta get the penis back. 472 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,254 - I just came in to hug you. - No, I know. But that's... 473 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,006 We've been seeing each other a lot lately. 474 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,299 It's... it's not a male hug. 475 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,968 There's an unwritten rule for male hugging. 476 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,178 There's no rules to hugging. 477 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,722 You wanna see how to hug? Hey, watch. Watch this. 478 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,848 Charlie! Give me a hug. 479 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,850 I haven't seen you in a long time. Come here. 480 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,018 See? Look. 481 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,978 See what's going on here? You see the separation? 482 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,730 - Yes, I see the space. - There's a big gap. Okay? 483 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,398 Our penises aren't locked in mortal combat. 484 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,650 That's like enemies hugging. 485 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,401 - Okay, get out of here. - That's not a hug! 486 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,195 That's like an old-time photographer pose. 487 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,822 Yeah... No... That's male hugging. 488 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,199 I've been hugging fine. Nobody else has a problem with it. 489 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,826 Believe me! They've objected to it, 490 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,285 they just haven't told you. 491 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,706 Oh, great. 492 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,584 Oh, fuck. 493 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,943 - Hey, Lar. - Hmm. 494 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,153 - Moving, huh? - Oh, yeah. 495 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,114 Listen, this Leon, 496 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,032 it's like he's making a fuckin' porno movie. 497 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,034 He's fucking in every room in the house. 498 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,536 This is fantastic news. 499 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,705 - What's fantastic about it? - Because he's getting along 500 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,999 with the new Mary Ferguson, the one from, uh, Phoenix. 501 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,709 How long am I gonna have to deal with this? 502 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,419 - Till Thursday. - And then what? 503 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:31,670 - Irma's out. - Ooh. 504 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,547 Maria Sofia, Marcos. 505 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,673 - Gone. - Gone, yeah. 506 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,216 Do you have somebody to replace her? 507 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,427 - Lily Collins. - She's fantastic. 508 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,761 - Great, right? - Fantastic. 509 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,388 I just saw Vindman in the hallway. 510 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,723 - Yeah. - You saw Vindman? 511 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:43,932 Is he gonna sign these? 512 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,642 I hope so. We bought these books. 513 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,768 Yeah. 514 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,896 Larry, what is this? 515 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,439 - Where are your shoes? - What the fuck? 516 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,149 - Ah, I threw 'em out. - Why? 517 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,067 I had an accident outside. I stepped in the... 518 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,360 - In dog poop? - Yeah. 519 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,695 Why didn't you wash it off? 520 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,530 Wash my shoes off? Are you serious? 521 00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,865 You want me to go in the sink? 522 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:00,991 - Yes. - With what, a file? 523 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,576 They get deep in the crevices there. 524 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,703 You can't get that out. Once it's in, it's done. 525 00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:07,039 I mean, I could've had the one shoe option, 526 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,749 but is that any better? 527 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,460 It's ridiculous. And your socks are ridiculous. 528 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,962 The socks and the shoes, not that much of a difference. 529 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,131 - It's like a thin shoe. - 'Kay, it's not a shoe, 530 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,133 it's a sock. You know it, we know it, 531 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,676 - everybody knows it. - Everyone knows it. 532 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,303 Okay, so I'm walking around with socks. 533 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:25,098 It's better than coming in here with a stinky sneaker 534 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,768 in the Holocaust Museum of all places! 535 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,645 Where's your girlfriend? Is she here? 536 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,771 No, she couldn't come 537 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,731 because her grandfather died in the Holocaust. 538 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,566 - Too much for her. Yeah. - Too much, yeah. 539 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,901 - Oh, my gosh. - I understand that. 540 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,236 - Yeah. - What's her name again? 541 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,281 - Irma. - Irma, right. 542 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,574 She's a beauty. 543 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,786 Hey, um, Ted told me 544 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,956 that you roped off your chair on the set. 545 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,123 - Yeah. - I mean, who does... 546 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,125 You know who does that? Tyne Daly did that... 547 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,002 - Oh, on Cagney & Lacey. - On Cagney & Lacey. 548 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,588 I remember. Sharon Gless wouldn't talk to her for years. 549 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:57,714 - Years. - Yeah. 550 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,466 You think I wanna be a roper, huh? 551 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,759 You think I wanted to rope off? 552 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,260 You think I wanna walk down the street, 553 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,804 have people point at me and go, "There's a roper"? 554 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,556 No. I don't wanna be a roper, but I was forced into it 555 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,102 'cause Maria Sofia and Marcos, they kept sitting on the chair. 556 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,937 They're new to this, they don't know the etiquette. 557 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,773 It's got my name on it. A name should be respected. 558 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:16,608 Well, I have my monogram on my towels, 559 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:20,529 - and Leon jizzed all over 'em. - Okay. Hey, you guys. 560 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,489 - We're in a Holocaust museum. - I know where we are. 561 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,366 - I know where we are. - I think you should watch your language. 562 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,576 The point is, it never would've happened. 563 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,579 But they got me by the balls. 564 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:32,582 By the balls. 565 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,959 Why do they have him by the balls? 566 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,919 Oh, Cheryl, it is such a long story, 567 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,170 I can't even. 568 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,424 All this stuff is historical. 569 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,509 People always look like somebody you know. 570 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,553 Don't listen to a word he says. 571 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,930 Oh! 572 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,475 L.D. Larry, I want you to meet... 573 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,310 Don't even tell me. Don't even tell me. 574 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,895 - I'm just gonna take a guess. - Okay. 575 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:54,840 Mary Ferguson. 576 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:57,315 Yes! 577 00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,942 So you're going Asia with this man? 578 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,193 I'm going, Thursday! 579 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,361 - Wow. - I'm excited. 580 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,030 Where's your fucking shoes at, man? 581 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,239 - Oh. - Is it a Jewish thing? 582 00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:07,075 Yeah, actually, if you don't want to wear a yarmulke, 583 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,243 you can go without shoes. 584 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:10,287 Oh, shit. Who... who fucking knew? 585 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,372 - Did you read the book? - Yeah. Two days. 586 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,166 - Wow. - I watched the testimony 587 00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:15,667 from the beginning to end, twice. 588 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,336 - He's amazing, isn't he? - He's a hero. 589 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:18,879 - Yeah, he is. - True fucking hero. 590 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,922 - Did you read the book? - I like audiobooks more. 591 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,258 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, but you can't really 592 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,093 grasp it with an audiobook. 593 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:32,059 Hey, Larry. Who's that? 594 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,852 That's a Mormon. 595 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:36,480 Ladies and gentlemen, please join us in the auditorium. 596 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,482 - The event is about to begin. - Uh-oh. It's time. 597 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:39,941 - Here we go. - Okay. 598 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,737 You are amazing. I mean, 599 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,864 I think the whole country was inspired by you. 600 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,783 - And your book is fantastic. - Thank you. 601 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,743 Oh, my god. Look at that, it's pouring. 602 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,453 Did you bring an umbrella? 603 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,830 - Thank you for coming. - You're incredible. Truly. 604 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,499 Gonna get you to sign my audiobook. 605 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:56,708 - Terrific. - My man. 606 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,170 All right, I have a lot of people to introduce you to. 607 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,673 This is Larry's house. It's not my house, as you know. 608 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,716 - You know these guys, right? - Yeah. 609 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,260 - Oh, hey. - You having a good time? 610 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,220 - Yeah, lovely house. - Oh, really? Thank you. 611 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,430 Ours is nicer, but we had to have the party here 612 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:53,682 for various reasons. 613 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,058 Just trying to be diplomatic. 614 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,351 Yeah, I understand. 615 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,353 Why'd you wear golf shoes? 616 00:23:58,436 --> 00:23:59,855 Oh, they're from the museum. 617 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,523 - Those are the ones? - Yeah. 618 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,607 You're still wearing them? 619 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:03,775 You know, they're very comfortable. 620 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,652 They really knew how to make a shoe back then. 621 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:06,862 Yeah. Well, they had cobblers. 622 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,489 - Cobblers, of course. - Cobblers. We need cobblers. 623 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,908 Hey, you want something? You want a little... 624 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,326 You want somethi... You want one of these? 625 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,995 - No, thanks. - I don't blame you, it's dry. 626 00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:16,997 - Can I get you a drink? - No, I don't drink. 627 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,290 - You don't drink? - I'm in recovery. 628 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:19,666 - Oh. - I mean, as Larry knows, 629 00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,043 - I have a terrible relationship... - Yeah, here we go. 630 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,211 - ...with alcohol. - Here we go. 631 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,588 I was a horrible person. 632 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,423 I was blacking out in council meetings. 633 00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:27,841 And then my personal low, 634 00:24:27,924 --> 00:24:30,552 I woke up, I was 50 miles outside of Bakersfield, 635 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,054 with no pants on and a casino chip in my hand. 636 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,015 And I had no idea how I got there. 637 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:36,975 That's when I realized I had to get help, 638 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:39,269 so I'm in the program, which is just fantastic. 639 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:41,730 And I had to acknowledge that there's a higher power. 640 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,190 You have to give yourself over. 641 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,150 Uh, I had a sponsor. 642 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:47,694 I had four Steves and one Eric. And I have to go. 643 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,696 I have to... I have to go mingle out there. 644 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,198 But I thank you for asking. 645 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:53,158 God bless you, Jeff, for caring and asking. 646 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,826 If you ever get into the situation... 647 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,120 But thank you. Thank you! God bless! God bless! 648 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,997 - God bless! - God bless! 649 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,875 Wow! Wow! Wow! 650 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,752 - Can you believe it? - That's unbelievable. 651 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,086 Works every time. 652 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,214 I read your book. Amazing. 653 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,674 What are you doing now? Just hanging out or... 654 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,259 Working on another book project, so... 655 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,928 You know what a good book title would be? 656 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,472 - What? - China and Russia on that Bullshit. 657 00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:17,432 - You mind if I use that? - Take that. Run with it. 658 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:19,309 - I mean... Yeah. - That's straightforward. People love that. 659 00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:20,894 You and I have a lot in common, actually. 660 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:22,979 - We do? - Yeah. My dad was in the Army. 661 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,523 Must be fucking nice being a fucking hero. 662 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,192 - How does that feel? - I just, uh... 663 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:29,444 - still getting used to it, frankly. - I mean, how did you do that? 664 00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,321 I could've never done that. I would be so scared. 665 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:33,406 It was easy. I was just up there telling the truth. 666 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,575 You know what's even easier? To lie. 667 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,077 All you need is five good lies, 668 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,870 and it'll take you through the rest of your life. 669 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,163 How do you keep your stories straight? 670 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,998 Just hang around with dumb people. 671 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,584 Hmm. Well, it was nice talking to you guys. 672 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,086 It was really great meeting you. 673 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,295 - See you guys in a bit. - Okay. 674 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,130 - All right. Bye. - I'll see you later. 675 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,215 Oh, man. 676 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:51,633 - He's something. - He's something else, man. 677 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,468 What do you mean? You didn't hire someone to clean up? 678 00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:54,678 - Why not? - It's not my house, 679 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:56,429 - it's your house. - This is not Chuck E. Cheese, 680 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:59,557 you don't just come in here and... and have a... a big party and leave. 681 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,643 - Call a service. - Larry, I gotta talk to you. 682 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,311 Susie, could we have a moment, please? 683 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,272 He's all yours, Irma. 684 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:08,066 Did you tell Micah Johnson to get a girlfriend? 685 00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,277 No, not like that. 686 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,780 Well, Melinda just called me. She is... she's devastated. 687 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:15,907 She's... What... Why would you do this? 688 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,118 Well, I was... we... you know, we were having a discussion 689 00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:20,120 - about the Mormon advantage... - Why would you do something... 690 00:26:20,203 --> 00:26:21,621 You know, we've lost her vote. 691 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,498 What? She said she's not gonna vote for the repeal? 692 00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:25,458 She's not gonna vote 'cause she's mad at you. 693 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,421 - What... what can we do? - I don't know what she... 694 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:30,755 what you want to do. 695 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,841 Does she have any interests? What's her favorite charity? 696 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,759 Well, they're very active in their church. 697 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:35,843 - Oh! - Yeah. 698 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:37,345 - I'll make a donation! - A donation. 699 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,389 They need a new organ. They're always talking about... 700 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,266 - The kids like to play, yeah. - I'm gonna call her. 701 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:42,976 I'll fix this, I'll fix this. I got this. 702 00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:44,185 - Oh, well, be very, very... - I got it. 703 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,021 - She's very unhappy. - I'm gonna fix this. 704 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,398 It was just a simple Mormon misunderstanding. 705 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,317 And again, I really want to apologize. 706 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,194 Well, thank you, Larry. I do appreciate your apology. 707 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,030 You know, the Mormons are a great people. 708 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,656 I hear wonderful things about them. 709 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,158 I'd like to do something for them. 710 00:26:58,241 --> 00:26:59,326 I'd like to make a donation. 711 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,286 Nobody's ever seen a donation like this. 712 00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:02,412 A large donation like that 713 00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:04,205 could make a difference in so many lives. 714 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,374 I'm also wondering if it's possible 715 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,376 you could do me a little favor. 716 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,170 - A favor? - Yeah, I would love 717 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:12,464 to have your vote to get rid of five-foot fence law. 718 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:14,299 It would be great to have a repeal, 719 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:15,717 a big, beautiful repeal. 720 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,927 You know, a lot of people have been talking about that law, 721 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,220 telling me what a disgrace it is. 722 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,139 Some very bad people were involved, 723 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:25,352 - some very bad hombres. - Really? I... I had no idea. 724 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:27,562 What about Councilmember Yovanovitch? 725 00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:29,147 I heard she's voting against it. 726 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,982 Yovanovitch, she's no angel. 727 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,026 She's gonna go through some things, believe me. 728 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:34,402 Oh, my. 729 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,197 Uh, and what about Head Councilmember Weinblatt? 730 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,240 There's a lot of talk about Weinblatt's son. 731 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,618 His father got him a job at that construction company. 732 00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:43,787 - You know what they make? - N... no. 733 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:44,856 Fences! 734 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,956 - Fences, really? - Yeah, fences. 735 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,708 It's a disgrace, and people are saying 736 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,086 - it needs to get looked into. - I didn't know any of this 737 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,379 was going on behind the scenes. 738 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,714 Oh, yeah. That's why your vote is so important to me. 739 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:58,259 Well, I mean, I did initially feel this way anyway. 740 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,261 Yeah, the donation that I was telling you about, 741 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,472 we could transfer that tonight. 742 00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:04,015 So do we have a deal? 743 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,519 You can count on me. 744 00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:09,813 That's fantastic news. This is great. 745 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:12,065 Thank you, Larry. I'm so glad you called. 746 00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,734 Me too. Okay. Bye! 747 00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:26,746 You're using the upstairs bathroom? 748 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,456 Yeah, the one downstairs is occupied. 749 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,750 Yeah, you know, the master bathroom, it's... 750 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,877 it's like the bathroom at the officer's club. 751 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:33,962 It's kind of off limits. 752 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,339 - I'm an officer. - Hmm... not in this house. 753 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,174 I heard the call, Larry. 754 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:41,177 - What? - I'm concerned by the call. 755 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:43,972 - It was a perfect call. - That call was far from perfect. 756 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,141 No, no, it was perfect! Perfect call! 757 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,184 What you did on that call was completely improper. 758 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:50,228 - Improper? - Let me ask you a question. 759 00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:51,896 Where'd you get those shoes? 760 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,774 Um... my uncle, uh, 761 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,776 was in World War II. He gave them to me. 762 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,736 I'm sure you could do better than that, Larry. 763 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,281 Okay, my father gave them to me. 764 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:03,825 What are you gonna do? 765 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,660 I'm going to transcribe that call. 766 00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:08,079 And I'm sending it to the head of Santa Monica City Council. 767 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:09,873 Why... why would you do that? 768 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:12,083 It's the right thing to do to report it. It's my duty. 769 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,627 Your duty? Your duty? Come on, enough with your duty! 770 00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,629 There's too much duty. You're off duty! 771 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,423 You steal shoes from the Holocaust Museum. 772 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:19,409 It was raining. 773 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,676 - You rope off chairs. - It's my chair. 774 00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:23,470 - And you bribe councilwomen. - Eh. 775 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:24,846 And I'm sure Head Councilman Weinblatt 776 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,848 will be very interested in hearing about all this. 777 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:29,267 What? Vindman! Vindman! What are you... 778 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:32,103 What are you doing, Vindman? No, don't do it! 779 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,522 Come on, Vindman. Come on, give me a break! 780 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,940 You don't understand what's at stake here. 781 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,651 Whatever I did, it wasn't half as bad 782 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,696 as your using the upstairs master bathroom! 783 00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:43,531 That's the real crime! 784 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:47,327 It was a perfect call! A perfect call! 785 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,165 Well, that was a great honor 786 00:29:52,248 --> 00:29:54,042 to have such a hero in the house today 787 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,919 - as Vindman, huh? - Yeah. 788 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,713 One of the top whistleblowers of all time. 789 00:29:58,796 --> 00:30:01,716 That was incredible courage. Where'd you get those shoes? 790 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:05,053 Hmm? Uh... 791 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,182 In the... my garage, they were in a box. 792 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:10,767 - Oh. - I think it belonged 793 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:12,644 to a great uncle, 794 00:30:12,727 --> 00:30:14,687 from, uh, you know, the old country. 795 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,814 You know, my bubbie, my grandfather, 796 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:20,610 Yitzhak Maultsevitch, he wore similar shoes, you know? 797 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,362 - Oh, yeah? - I have a photograph of him 798 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:23,988 - before the war. - I tell you. 799 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:25,490 Yeah. 800 00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:27,534 Well, we had a hero in the house today. 801 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:30,995 If I could just do something as brave in my political career. 802 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:34,040 Let me tell you something, sister, okay? 803 00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:36,084 You're doing something more heroic. 804 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,753 You're repealing that five-foot fence law. 805 00:30:38,836 --> 00:30:40,588 Vindman's gonna be looking up to you one day. 806 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,798 - Yeah? - Yeah! 807 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:43,925 Saying, "I wish I could be more like Irma Kostroski. 808 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,343 She took on Big Fence." 809 00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:48,596 Yeah, well, we've got the vote, so we shall see. 810 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,599 You'll be able to run on that. I got news for you. 811 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,393 When's the last time you had the passport? 812 00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:55,937 I don't fucking know, Larry! I have to be at the airport three hours early 813 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,855 for fucking international flights and shit. 814 00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,274 I got a fuckin' few hours left, man. 815 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,567 I need my damn passport! 816 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,236 Hey, city council's voting tonight to repeal. 817 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:05,071 - It's tonight already? - It's tonight. Yeah. 818 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:06,140 Oh, my God. 819 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:07,490 Where the fuck's the passport? 820 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:10,243 Even if they vote to repeal it, it's all gonna be meaningless 821 00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:12,870 if Weinblatt reads that Vindman transcript. 822 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,455 Are you sure Weinblatt hasn't read it already? 823 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,332 No, 'cause it couldn't have come until today, 824 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,793 and Irma told me that he's been at the council all day. 825 00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:21,087 - So what are you gonna do? - Are those in there? 826 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,298 I know he lives with his mother. And I'm gonna 827 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,425 - talk my way in and... - Damn it! 828 00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:26,634 ...hopefully find the transcript. 829 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,636 - Oh, gosh. - I can't find the passport! 830 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,805 You know what? I had to get a license to get a passport. 831 00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:32,640 Know what I'm saying? I used my real full name too. 832 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,310 - What's your full name? - Leon Luscious Black. 833 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:36,728 Your middle name is Luscious? 834 00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:38,396 It's Lucius, but I pronounce it Luscious. 835 00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:39,479 Everybody calls me Luscious. 836 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:40,607 - Oh. - Need some help? 837 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,317 Fuck yeah, my flight's in a few hours, Larry. 838 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,610 I need help. 839 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,737 I can't get on the fucking plane with no goddamn passport. 840 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,740 I feel like I'm doing my part by allowing him to be in my house. 841 00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:25,568 Hello, sweetheart. What can I do for you? 842 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:28,237 Head Councilman Weinblatt would be very interested in this. 843 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:31,199 Oh, bu... but he's not here. 844 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:34,619 All right, I'll give it to him when he comes home. 845 00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:36,454 Gotta be here somewhere. 846 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:37,789 - Shit! - Any luck? 847 00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:38,873 No. Have you seen it? 848 00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:40,333 If I saw it, we wouldn't be here right now. 849 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,168 I mean, we gotta be there. This is international. 850 00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:43,461 - Maybe it's home? - Maybe you're right. 851 00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:45,463 - It's gotta be at home! - There you go! I think it is. 852 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:46,714 Okay, look, I'm gonna go home. 853 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,216 - Okay. - I'm gonna get my passport. 854 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,884 And you go to the airport right now. 855 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:51,344 - Hold the gate up. - Okay. 856 00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:53,471 Once they close that fucking door, that's it! I can't get on! 857 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,098 - I'll meet you there. - Before you get to the gate, 858 00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:56,265 grab me one of those neck pillows... 859 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:57,433 - Okay. - ...and two Slim Jims. 860 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:58,726 - They don't have 'em over there. - Okay. 861 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,395 I will be the last person to board, okay? 862 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,688 - Hold the gate! - I'm gonna hold the gate. 863 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,064 - All right, boo. - Meet you there. 864 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,524 I'll be there! 865 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,614 Simon, is it possible we could 866 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:12,990 end the meeting a little earlier tonight? 867 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,992 We have a lot to cover, but I'll try to rush it. 868 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,661 - Hi, Danielle. Hi, Simon. - Hi, how are you? 869 00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:17,870 Hey, how are you? 870 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:22,500 - Oh, hi. - Oh. 871 00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,919 Mrs. Weinblatt, I'm here to see Simon. 872 00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:27,463 - Yes? - Um... 873 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:30,466 - for Torah study. - Torah lesson with my son? 874 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,093 We're studying... we're studying Torah. 875 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:34,929 Well, he's not here right now. He's still at work. 876 00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:37,765 Ah. Well, that's odd. We made plans. 877 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,934 He must be running late, I guess. 878 00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:41,602 Oh, look, it's cold. 879 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,564 - Come on in. - Yeah, thank you. 880 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,358 Okay. The door gets stuck a little bit. 881 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,735 Oh, thank you so much! 882 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,903 Oh, you're welcome, sweetheart. 883 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:54,323 So...what is your name, young man? 884 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:57,410 - Len. - Len? 885 00:33:57,493 --> 00:33:59,412 - Friebush. - Have we ever met? 886 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,581 It's possible I met you at the temple. 887 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:03,416 I wouldn't forget a handsome man like you. 888 00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,126 You don't forget a handsome face like this. 889 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,086 - That's right. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 890 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:09,213 What are you teaching? 891 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:12,717 Well, there's a swirl of controversy 892 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,928 over when the Israelites fled Egypt. 893 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,306 Did they go right after the Passover dinner, 894 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,349 or did they linger and have coffee and drinks? 895 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,351 - Jews linger. - They sit, they talk. 896 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,604 They talk. How would you like a cup of tea? 897 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,981 Oh, Mrs. Weinblatt. 898 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:30,234 - An offer I cannot refuse! - Good, I make you tea. 899 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,278 Yes, thank you, thank you so much. 900 00:34:32,361 --> 00:34:33,613 - You're we... - That's so nice of you. 901 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:36,324 You're welcome, you're welcome. I gotten you. 902 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,993 I gotten you. I got, uh... 903 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,542 You want some rugelach? 904 00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,212 Rugelach, yes, yes, fine. 905 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:50,713 Strawberry or chocolate? 906 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:51,839 Uh, strawberry. 907 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:53,800 Good, 'cause that's what I have. 908 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:55,134 Any milk for your tea? 909 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,761 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever. 910 00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,471 Half and half or milk? 911 00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,556 I don't care! Either one! 912 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,016 - Sugar? - What? 913 00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:04,060 - You want sugar? - Yes, sugar! 914 00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:05,561 Make it! Make the tea! 915 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,856 Oh, you're gonna like this tea. 916 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:16,864 - Where's Irma? - I haven't heard from her. 917 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,282 I haven't heard from her. 918 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:31,254 Oh, my opa! Oh! 919 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,549 He's sending me a sign! 920 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:38,219 His shoes. Oh, my God! 921 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:09,250 Whoa, whoa, hey! You can't do this! 922 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,836 I'm gonna sue you! You'll go to jail! 923 00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:14,422 - You broke the law! - There is no law. 924 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:18,009 It's been repealed! Bye! 925 00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:19,677 - But... - And you. 926 00:36:20,177 --> 00:36:21,804 You're fired! 927 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:24,140 - Ah, shit. - See ya! 928 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,895 Larry! 929 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,605 Thank you! 930 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:38,863 Larry, I'm in! 931 00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:44,285 Pass the latkes, because Marsha Lifshitz is here! 932 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:19,153 All in favor of repealing the five-foot fence law? 933 00:37:19,236 --> 00:37:20,613 - Aye. - Aye. 934 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:21,697 All opposed? 935 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:22,907 - Nay. - Nay. 936 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,034 Without a majority, the vote to repeal fails. 937 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:28,120 Mom? 938 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:31,040 - Mom, you there? - I'm coming, sweetheart! 939 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:35,127 What was that? 940 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,547 Hey! Who's out there? I'm calling the cops! 941 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,596 Where's the fence? 942 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:55,064 We are on schedule to arrive at 22:30 local time. 943 00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:58,484 We'd like to ask you now to sit back and, uh, enjoy the rest of your flight. 944 00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:00,778 Is everything okay? 945 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,822 Oh, everything's great. 946 00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:05,324 I'm just so excited to go on this trip with you, Alex. 947 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,326 - Call me Colonel. - Yes, sir.