1 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,383 What on Earth...? 2 00:00:14,432 --> 00:00:15,641 Hello? 3 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:17,977 - Hello, Mom. - Hi. 4 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,312 - I bet you're wondering. - I sure am. 5 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:21,605 It's a shortwave radio. 6 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,399 Dr. Sturgis is letting me use it. 7 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:26,110 It picks up broadcasts from around the world. 8 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,278 Listen. 9 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,948 This is the time being announced every minute from Ottawa. 10 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,283 At the sound of the tone, 11 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,535 the local time in Ottawa will be 5:13. 12 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:37,496 Spellbinding, ain't it? 13 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:40,416 And you thought this was okay to go on in my house? 14 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:42,668 It was that or my house, so here we are. 15 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,837 Wednesday morning, the Nobel Prize winners are going 16 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,840 to be announced in Sweden, and we'll hear it as it's happening. 17 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:50,718 Well, 2.8 milliseconds later. 18 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:52,094 Sure, because of the propagation. 19 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:54,680 And what's this? Some kind of antenna? 20 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:56,974 Yes. It needs to go up on the roof. 21 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:58,768 You're not going on the roof. 22 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,187 Of course he's not. I am. 23 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,438 You're not going, either. 24 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,483 Excuse me, I have six years 25 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,068 of tai chi under my belt. 26 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:09,320 I have the balance of a jungle cat. 27 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,615 You doing some kind of slow-motion hula dance 28 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:15,242 in the park is not gonna change my mind. 29 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:19,205 I do much more than just this. 30 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,834 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 31 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:26,670 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 32 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,256 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 33 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,592 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 34 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:35,805 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 35 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,107 So you want me to put that thing on that roof? 36 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:47,483 Yes. 37 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,610 So you can hear who won a science prize? 38 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,028 The Nobel Prize. 39 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:53,489 Why can't you just read who won in the newspaper? 40 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,383 I could say the same thing about the Super Bowl, 41 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:56,575 but you still watch it. 42 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:57,910 He got you there. 43 00:01:58,577 --> 00:01:59,954 The Super Bowl is football. 44 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:03,290 Your thing is... I don't even know what your thing is. 45 00:02:03,374 --> 00:02:06,168 It's the most prestigious award in the field of physics. 46 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:08,838 I'll think about it. 47 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:12,633 When I win one, I might just thank you in my speech. 48 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,054 The things I do for you. 49 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,434 Georgie, get out here! 50 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,061 Got a chore for you! 51 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:26,939 Good call. You have no business up there. 52 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:35,865 Radio Sweden International. 53 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:36,949 There it is. 54 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,910 Excellent. Which scientists are you rooting for? 55 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:41,662 Oh, I don't have a favorite. 56 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:44,373 There's so much good work being done. 57 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,167 I think it's time Frederick Reines 58 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,502 finally gets his due for the neutrino. 59 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,504 I suppose he has a shot. 60 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:53,007 I should think so. He confirmed the neutrino's existence 61 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,341 35 years ago. 62 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:56,385 What the heck are they waiting for? 63 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:00,723 Lots of talented people don't get recognized. 64 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,020 Giraffes aren't able to have... 65 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,208 You know if we had cable, we'd have, like, 60 channels? 66 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,401 We have plenty of channels. 67 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,736 We have seven. 68 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:15,946 Hey! There are starving kids in Africa 69 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,323 with no channels. 70 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,325 Come on, it don't cost much. 71 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:21,035 I'm not paying for television. 72 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,747 Television is free. Always was, always will be. 73 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,165 You're so cheap. 74 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:29,543 If you want cable, pay for it yourself. 75 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:33,130 Or better yet, try turning that thing off and go read a book. 76 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:34,548 "Read a book"? 77 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,677 ♪ Inch by inch ♪ 78 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:41,513 ♪ Row by row ♪ 79 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:45,392 ♪ Gonna make this garden grow ♪ 80 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:48,938 - ♪ Gonna mulch it deep and... ♪ - John? 81 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,439 Hello, my sweet. 82 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,107 What are you doing out here? 83 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:54,526 Weeding. You have goosegrass. 84 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:57,571 And you can't have a nice lawn if you have goosegrass. 85 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,574 It's kind of dark out. 86 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:02,368 Goosegrass doesn't sleep. 87 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,161 It kills the good grass 88 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,412 and leaves bald spots. 89 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:06,747 But don't worry, 90 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:09,333 I'm on the job. 91 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:12,878 Oh. Okay. 92 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,130 Can I get you a flashlight? 93 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:19,134 I would prefer a headlamp, such as one would use for spelunking. 94 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:20,928 Okay. 95 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:24,807 Let me check my spelunking supplies. 96 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,059 You're a peach. 97 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:31,063 ♪ Pulling weeds and picking stones... ♪ 98 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:38,529 Good morning, Medford High School, 99 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,489 this is Class President Sheldon Cooper 100 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,366 with an important science bulletin. 101 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,534 This Wednesday morning, 102 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,220 the Nobel Prize in Physics will be announced, 103 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:48,372 and I'd like to invite each and every one of you to my garage 104 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:51,917 to listen live at 5:00 a.m. and be a part of scientific history. 105 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:54,586 - Food and refreshments will be served... - You worried your kid 106 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,839 just invited the whole school to your house? 107 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,842 At 5:00 in the morning for a Swedish science thing? 108 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:02,720 Not at all. 109 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,639 In other school news, this Friday night our football team 110 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:07,766 will be playing another football team. 111 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,398 Hello? 112 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,734 Hi, Connie. This is Dr. Linkletter. 113 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,194 I work in the physics department with Dr. Sturgis. 114 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:21,280 Oh, sure, I remember you. 115 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,865 What can I do for you? 116 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,801 Well, I'm just calling to let you know that John is fine, 117 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,106 but there's been a bit of an incident at the school today. 118 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,787 What happened? 119 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:30,873 He broke into the mainframe computer lab, 120 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:31,957 tripped off an alarm. 121 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:34,209 Security came, and there was a chase. 122 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:35,627 A chase? 123 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:38,130 It was a short one. He's not a fast man. 124 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,132 Uh... well, where is he now? 125 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:42,217 He's in the dean's office. 126 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,053 He has you listed as the emergency contact, 127 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:45,721 so I just wanted to let you know. 128 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,097 Well, uh... thank you 129 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:49,224 - so much for calling. - My pleasure. 130 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,935 If there's anything else I can do, feel free to reach out. 131 00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:54,080 Or if you'd like to go grab a coffee sometime, 132 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,814 I know a cute little cafe. 133 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,191 Do you like scones? 134 00:05:57,649 --> 00:06:00,277 You're not actually trying to hit on me right now, are you? 135 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:01,904 - Is it working? - No. 136 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:03,781 I should go. 137 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,183 What kind of snacks do you think I should serve 138 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:14,917 at my Nobel gathering? 139 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,128 It's on Swedish radio. How about Swedish meatballs? 140 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:19,505 But it's at 5:00 a.m. 141 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,799 Swedish breakfast balls? 142 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,635 I could offer an assortment of breakfast cereal. 143 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,638 My mom doesn't let me have cereal with sugar in it. 144 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,057 Or anything that makes me happy. 145 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:39,191 Connie. What are you doing here? 146 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:41,860 Well... 147 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:45,114 I got a call from your friend Linkletter, 148 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,074 and, uh... 149 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,785 I... I was a little worried about you. 150 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,662 What did he say? 151 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,289 That you had some kind of scuffle 152 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:55,833 with the campus security? 153 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,209 No scuffle. 154 00:06:57,292 --> 00:06:59,837 I was using the university's mainframe, 155 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,423 and they asked me to leave. Simple as that. 156 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:04,716 So nobody chased you? 157 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,844 I was startled, and so I did 158 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,763 what any normal person does under the circumstances: 159 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:13,142 Climb out a window and run like the dickens. 160 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,523 Hi, I'm Kurt Loder, this is MTV News... 161 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,400 Since when do we get MTV? 162 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:22,985 Since I got cable. 163 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,487 What do you mean, you got cable? 164 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,948 I called up the cable company and I said, "Hello, 165 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,200 I'd like cable," and they put in cable. 166 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,660 I'm not paying for that. 167 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,121 Keep your shirt on. I paid for it. 168 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,163 Is that so? 169 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:37,875 Yeah, with money I saved from my job. 170 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,544 Well, okay. 171 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,173 So do we get any of those movie channels? 172 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,883 Dad, I'm trying to watch the news. 173 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,343 Billy Idol has recovered so well from... 174 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,099 What's so important that I had to run over here? 175 00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:56,101 Come here. I want to show you something. 176 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:00,230 Look at this. 177 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,901 John did it. 178 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,529 Oh, dear. 179 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,072 "Oh, dear" is right. 180 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,200 Was he in here taking a bath 181 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,702 and just started thinking about science stuff? 182 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,913 Read the top right part. 183 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:18,957 "Time plus heat 184 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:22,336 plus bread equals toast." 185 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,339 That ain't science. 186 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,424 Well, it's not wrong, either. 187 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,177 Look at this. 188 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:36,517 Yeah, well, that's... peculiar. 189 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,728 You'll be amazed to know that the Nobel Prize, 190 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,189 while being the most prestigious award in science, 191 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,483 is not generally celebrated in this country. 192 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,985 No parades, no fireworks. 193 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,005 Which is why I thought having a breakfast celebration 194 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,533 was not only appropriate, but long overdue. 195 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,915 You may have noticed that I went with Cheerios, 196 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:57,204 and believe me, it was a decision that I came to 197 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,122 after careful consideration. 198 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,916 There were birds on the Froot Loops, 199 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:04,294 Cocoa Puffs and Corn Flakes, so they were out. 200 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,260 And leprechauns and elves are magical creatures 201 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:10,175 that would be a slap in the face to the scientific community. 202 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:14,096 Anyway, the festivities begin at 4:30 a.m. 203 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,597 You're most welcome to come. 204 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:17,432 As are you, unhappy bag boy. 205 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,781 What the hell is this? 206 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,829 TV's asking me for some kind of code. 207 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,789 Yeah, that's the parental control lock. 208 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,791 - So how do I take it off? - You don't. 209 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,502 This is my cable that I bought with my money. 210 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,212 You got to be kidding me. 211 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,715 Here's an idea. How about you go read a book? 212 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,718 Oh, this isn't over, little man. 213 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:56,305 Not by a long shot! 214 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,019 You know what I like about you, Sheldon? 215 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,813 You're incredibly smart, but you're also really dumb. 216 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,189 Why would you say that? 217 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,835 You think people are gonna come here to hang out with you? 218 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,277 Yes. 219 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,738 - To hear about science? - Yes. 220 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,240 - On the radio? - Yes. 221 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,117 At 5:00 in the morning? 222 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,535 Yes. 223 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,162 And you're asking me why you're dumb? 224 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,039 Well, I happen to have a little more faith 225 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,832 in the curiosity of my fellows. 226 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,501 See, you sound smart, but you're still dumb. 227 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:29,129 I bet you don't even know the first thing about Sweden. 228 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,297 Well, you're wrong, 229 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,549 it's where those little meatballs come from. 230 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:36,553 And that chef on The Muppets. That's two things. 231 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,891 Oh, and it's in Canada. That's three. 232 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,444 Hello? 233 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,820 Hello, Dr. Linkletter. 234 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:55,238 This is Connie Tucker. 235 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,616 Connie, how lovely to hear from you. 236 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,284 Stop. I'm worried about John. 237 00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:01,679 He was supposed to be here for dinner and he never showed up. 238 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:05,123 That's not good. He also missed two of his classes today. 239 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,376 Do you have any idea where he might be? 240 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,628 Hard to say. If he's having another episode, 241 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:10,962 he could be anywhere. 242 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,423 Hold on, what do you mean, "episode"? 243 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,859 Oh, I thought you knew. In the past, 244 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,344 John has struggled with his grip on reality. 245 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,763 What kind of struggle are we talking about? 246 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,432 The kind where he's had to be hospitalized. 247 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,228 Well, he never said anything about that to me. 248 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,606 Well, I certainly wouldn't fabricate such a story. 249 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,860 Okay, look, if... if you hear from him or see him, 250 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,362 please let me know. 251 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:36,863 Of course. 252 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,490 Now, if down the road 253 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,176 things don't work out with you two, I'd love to... 254 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,660 Good-bye. 255 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,228 - Here, this is for you. - What is it? 256 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,731 Read it. You do remember how to read, don't you? 257 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,528 A bill? Really? 258 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,989 Room and board, buddy. 259 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,032 $50 a month for food? 260 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,910 The way you eat, I should've gone $50 a week. 261 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,787 Laundry services? 262 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:29,040 Your poor mother has to touch your underwear. 263 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,795 What's the $10 a month "peema" charge? 264 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:37,466 Oh, P-I-M-A, that's a "Pain in My Ass" tax. 265 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,176 My way of getting compensated for you 266 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,052 taking years off my life. 267 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,349 John? 268 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,813 John? 269 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,239 Your bike's here. John? 270 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:08,705 John? 271 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,974 Well, look at that, there's boobies on my TV. 272 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,434 Ooh! 273 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,436 Get out of here! 274 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,938 I'm telling Mom! 275 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:57,921 John? 276 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,091 Hello. 277 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,885 What... what're you doing? 278 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,388 I was doing tai chi 279 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,974 and then I realized that I was 280 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:13,603 continually being bombarded by subatomic particles 281 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,982 and it behooves me, perhaps, 282 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:20,068 to pay slightly closer attention to them. 283 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:26,700 Maybe "chi" is the ancient Chinese word 284 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,578 for the subatomic universe. 285 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,164 You're scaring me, John. 286 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,001 Well, there's nothing to be scared of. 287 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:39,880 Tomorrow, somebody will win the Nobel Prize 288 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,882 about these particles... 289 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,341 not me. 290 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:49,306 But I'm experiencing them firsthand... 291 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,641 ...which could be better. 292 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,853 Why don't you come down and experience them 293 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,438 on the floor? 294 00:14:56,521 --> 00:15:00,609 I think I just felt a neutrino. 295 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,530 You know, neutrinos are interesting. 296 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,576 They never bond with anything. 297 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,913 They're always alone. 298 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:18,126 I think that one went right through my pants. 299 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,421 All right, 300 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,466 why don't we go downstairs, 301 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,928 and I'll fix us both a nice cup of hot tea 302 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,056 and you can tell me all about it. 303 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,229 Please? 304 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,280 Okay. 305 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,586 It was my dream to win the Nobel, 306 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,255 and I'm not going to. 307 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,054 I bet Sheldon will. 308 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,806 That'll be something. 309 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,933 Yeah. 310 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,036 ...to Radio Sweden... 311 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,663 How's it going, baby? 312 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:40,333 I don't think anyone's showing up, not even Tam. 313 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,918 I'm here. 314 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:45,922 Yeah, but you're my mom. You live on the premises. 315 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,551 At least Dr. Sturgis should be here any minute. 316 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,762 Shelly, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis 317 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,848 isn't coming this morning. 318 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,516 Why not? 319 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,354 He isn't feeling well. 320 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,648 Oh, dear. 321 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,652 Should we send him a get well card? 322 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,113 I think that'd be terrific. 323 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,740 Good morning and welcome 324 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:15,076 to the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences. 325 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,287 The announcements are starting. 326 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,248 You want me to stay? 327 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,918 Uh, the Academy has concluded its meeting and we are 328 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,462 ready to announce this year's... 329 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,464 I'll be in my room if you need me. 330 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,511 As usual, I will read the announcements first in English, 331 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:37,182 then in Swedish, then the citation in German, 332 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,601 French, and Russian. 333 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:45,565 And this year's Nobel Prize in Physics is awarded to... 334 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,817 Come on, neutrinos. 335 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,071 ...Henry Kendall, Jerome Friedman, 336 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,574 and Richard Taylor for the discovery of quarks. 337 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,120 A primary feature of quarks 338 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:01,831 is that they're always bonded together, 339 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:05,668 but in that moment, I felt like a neutrino, 340 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,338 destined to be alone forever. 341 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:17,013 Leonard, dear, you should be in bed. 342 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:25,814 ♪ My, my baby as there are stars above ♪ 343 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:29,025 ♪ Want to say, I want to say, I want to say it ♪ 344 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:33,822 ♪ Someday we'll be together ♪ 345 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,950 ♪ Yes, we will, yes, we will... ♪ 346 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,536 Howard! Turn off that fakakta game 347 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,538 and go to sleep. 348 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:51,631 ♪ Someday we'll be together ♪ 349 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,843 ♪ Yes, we will, yes, we will ♪ 350 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,720 ♪ I know ♪ ♪ Someday ♪ 351 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,099 ♪ We'll be together ♪ 352 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,519 ♪ Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey ♪ 353 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,020 ♪ Someday... ♪ 354 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:09,065 Thankfully, I was wrong.