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Value Maids!
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Value Maids!
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Value Maids! Hello!
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Of course I'm at work. I
show up to work on time.
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Which girl is this?
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Alex. 3450 Ardmore.
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Okay, keep your pants
on. I'll check my phone.
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Yep. She forgot we were
coming. Happens sometimes.
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Okay, well, is she
gonna pay me for today?
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Why would she do that? She
ain't getting her house cleaned.
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You're not returning my
Dyson like that, are you?
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Yolanda, I can't afford to
get stiffed today. I can't.
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Showing up for this cost me
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because I had to pay
for gas, and for daycare.
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- I'm not taking a loss on today.
- Calm your tits.
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Let me see what I got.
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All right. 19 Glastonbury, 12 noon.
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That's Catalina's clean, but
that girl don't wanna work.
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Great.
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Wait. Never mind.
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That's a five-hour clean. That's
gonna take you over your 30 hours.
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So put me over 30 hours.
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- No, you know the rules.
- So let me get this straight.
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You cap us at 30 hours, but
if a client stands us up,
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you're not gonna compensate us
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for the time and money
that we've wasted?
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Sorry. Rules are rules.
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Yolanda, this is bullshit!
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I showed up for work and
you owe me work. Fuck!
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Okay. Thanks for calling, mama.
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Hi, can I help you?
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Hi, ma'am, I can see that
you're on your way out,
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so I'm gonna be super quick.
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You use Value Maids
cleaning service, right?
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Yeah, they're coming
this afternoon. Why?
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My name is Alex, and I would
like to clean your house instead.
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- Yeah, no thanks.
- I'll do it for $10 an hour, cash.
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- What's the catch?
- No catch.
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You get a much better clean
at a much cheaper rate,
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and I'm gonna get some cash in hand.
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Just call Value Maids, cancel your
clean, and I'll start right away.
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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The owners of 19 Glastonbury
were a married couple
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who lived completely separate lives.
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Their food was separate.
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Their linens were separate.
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Separate shoes.
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Separate chairs.
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Even their bedrooms were separate.
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With separate sex drawers.
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His with his porn magazines full
of hairless vaginas and fake tits.
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Hers with her romance
novels about cowboys.
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Shirtless cowboys.
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Shirtless on a horse, shirtless
in a storm, shirtless by a cactus.
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Marriage was an armistice between
two dueling parties in this house.
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Each hiding behind their walls.
Each dreaming of someone else.
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Hey. You don't have to knock.
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Okay.
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Do you want some coffee?
I just made a fresh pot.
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- I'm gonna be in and out.
- Okay.
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What are you looking for?
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There's a folder my mom said she gave me
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with her bank and mortgage papers in it.
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What do you need that for? Something
wrong with your mom's house?
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Yes. There's tenants that
are paying rent to Basil,
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and I can't kick them out
without proof that she owns it.
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- Can I help?
- Oh, you wanna help me, Sean?
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Yeah. I do. And... I'm sorry.
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I don't know how many
times I have to apologize.
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I lost my apartment because of you.
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I know.
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It was a slip. Okay? It happens.
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- I was in a meeting later that same day.
- I was homeless later that same day.
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- And this time, my mom was too.
- I meant what I said.
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You take the trailer.
I'll sleep in the car.
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I will never live here again.
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Alex, can you stop a minute? Hmm?
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Hey, can we talk?
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I worked so hard to get
a Fisher Island address,
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so that Maddy could
go to that preschool.
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We almost lost
everything because of you.
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I'm sure that Nate was eager to
stick his address on your forms.
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- Okay.
- I don't want her living with that guy.
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- It's gonna confuse her.
- About what a nice guy acts like?
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You know, you wanted me sober.
Well, this is me sober, baby!
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I'm a fucked-up person,
and it's gonna be messy,
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but I'm doing this for you and Maddy.
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- I should not have broken...
- Just do it for Maddy.
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... into that house looking for
you, but I was looking for you.
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- Okay.
- Alex!
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- Look, I can't do this without you.
- Stop, just stop. Stop! Stop!
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Okay? Otherwise, what's
the fucking point?
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You're the only person
that really knows me,
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that knows what I come from.
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Okay? That's why we work!
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Alex!
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- That's why we work. Okay?
- Stop.
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- I'm leaving.
- We're damaged the same way.
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We're family!
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All right, Mom, let's do this.
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Mm.
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Give me a second. These
places make me nauseous.
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Mm.
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I think you're good.
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How did a daughter of
mine end up so square?
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You're basically a trapezoid.
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- A trapezoid is not a square.
- Only a square would know that.
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This is a Chinese food menu.
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I am sorry about that.
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This is a lab report.
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Urinalysis.
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You said this was your bank
and important documents.
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I think... this is a different folder.
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I've got an acceptance letter from
Montana College of Fine Arts here.
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- You kept my acceptance letter?
- I'm your mother.
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You were gonna be the first
Langley to go to college.
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I'm sorry. There's nothing in
here pertaining to a mortgage.
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Uh, she's refinanced her
house probably 40 times.
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Is there any way that you could
just look her up in your system?
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Do you have a license or
state-issued ID, Miss Langley?
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Nope.
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- No license?
- They pull you over.
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They look you up in that machine.
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No.
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No.
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How about a passport?
A social security card?
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Birth certificate?
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Her wallet and most of her stuff is
actually in an RV with her husband,
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and he's gone missing.
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He's just blowing off some steam.
He'll be back in a few days.
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We just need to get a copy of
her mortgage so that we can prove
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to the tenants in her house
that she owns her house.
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Could you please help us out with that?
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Without identification, I
can't really do anything.
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Okay, listen up here,
um, Sin... Singe...
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I'm sorry.
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Singh.
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- Singh! Hmm.
- Yeah.
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You know, I think we can both agree
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that I'm a real person sitting here.
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I've got real skin and real hair and...
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I don't wanna embarrass you,
but these babies are real.
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I think you can vouch for my identity,
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and, you know, just type into
your little screen over there
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and pull my mortgage up.
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Can't you, sweetheart?
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Hmm.
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- Last four digits of your social?
- Attaboy. 5382. Whoo!
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- Are you sure your mortgage is with us?
- Yes.
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- What bank is this?
- JSMB.
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Sorry, this is not my bank!
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Oh, Singhy, baby, you
sure are a sweetheart.
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Thank you for your help.
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You have a good day!
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You too.
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You act like it's my fault that
all my shit's in Basil's RV.
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It is your fault.
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You married an idiot
that rented your house out
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and now we can't live in it.
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Well, I'll deal with
it when he gets back.
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He's not coming back,
Mom. Will you button up?
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You know what sucks? It's your attitude.
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I mean, look at this amazing
house that we get to live in.
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We don't live here. We're
crashing here for a few days max.
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Welcome home!
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Hi! Sorry I'm late.
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We're in here!
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Look, Mommy. Pie.
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Wow.
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This looks amazing.
Is this shepherd's pie?
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Yeah.
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Mm. Smells fabulous.
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- Is this homemade?
- Yeah.
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I cook on Sundays and just
freeze it for the week.
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Throw it in after work, easy-peasy.
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Incredible. Thank you for
picking her up, by the way.
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Absolutely, I was already picking up
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Brady, right? Sit.
I'll make you a plate.
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Salad?
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Yes, please.
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I didn't wanna dress it yet
because I didn't want it to be wet.
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- Do you like your salad wet?
- Yes.
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This stuff is the best. Want some?
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You know, balsamic
vinaigrettes are too vinegar-y.
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But this one's just got the
perfect balance. I made it myself.
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- Thanks.
- And I was thinking.
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Maybe tomorrow we'd do...
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A baked potato bar?
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- Pick your own toppings.
- Well, I've got to get back to work.
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I'm doing something truly
extraordinary back there, Nathaniel,
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and your garage is
taking my brush so well.
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What are you doing to his garage?
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I've been asked to paint a mural.
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Uh, you're aware of this?
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Yeah. She was looking
for something to do.
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I figured, sure, make the back
of the garage more cheerful.
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Cheerful adjacent.
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Right, I mean, we're just honored
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to have a real-life artist
with us here, aren't we, Brady?
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Yeah?
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You are a real gem, Nathaniel.
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Like alexandrite, which makes
a diamond look like a trash can.
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- Yes. Oh... Okay, thank you, Paula.
- Mm.
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Hey, Mom.
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Mm-mm.
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The Porn House couple live
separate lives in separate rooms.
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But they must have shared a life once.
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Perhaps one of them got hurt.
Perhaps they hurt each other.
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But something brought them together.
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Now they sleep behind closed doors.
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Each too afraid to admit that what would
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make them happy is
in the room next door.
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Maddy down?
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Yep. Brady down?
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With a fight.
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Uh, can I get you a beer?
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There's plenty more in your
fridge that you paid for.
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Yeah, no, I can't drink after
8. It messes with my stomach.
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Okay.
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Um, how about a glass of water?
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Yeah, sure. Thanks.
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Hey, do you think that Maddy
might wanna go to the stables?
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Brady and I will visit
our pony tomorrow,
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and I could take her after preschool.
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You have a pony?
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I do.
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String Cheese.
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Brady named her.
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She's an ancient Shetland Bay.
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Um...
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Of course Maddy can go.
She's gonna lose her shit.
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Well, maybe you can
come, too, after work.
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Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
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Oh.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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I was just, um...
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- And I guess you were going that way.
- Yeah.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Um...
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I should probably just go to sleep.
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Okay.
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Good night.
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Sweet dreams.
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Tomorrow, you're gonna
meet a real-life pony.
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I started calling 32
Coral Road The Loving House
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after my very first visit.
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I've been cleaning
their house for months.
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This amazing couple lives there.
250
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:18,909
The husband is a retired professor
of some sort. Art History, I think.
251
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,961
He's incredibly kind.
252
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,055
He took an early
retirement three years ago
253
00:17:28,056 --> 00:17:30,166
to care for his wife full-time.
254
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:36,310
I'm not sure if it's
cancer or something else.
255
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,810
But judging by the number
of medications in the house,
256
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,942
it's been a long, miserable illness.
257
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:49,686
She never seems to get worse,
but never better either.
258
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:56,486
He carries her to the bathroom
and treats her with such kindness.
259
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,709
How does it feel to be loved like that?
260
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,747
To be cared for like that.
261
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,294
Just bone him already.
262
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:10,957
He's cute, sweet. He's got
money. He's good with Branson.
263
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,718
- Brady.
- What's the problem?
264
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,940
Just be Nate's girlfriend,
then it's not weird
265
00:18:14,941 --> 00:18:17,220
for us to be living there.
266
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:20,814
Yeah. I'm just gonna do
some mild prostitution, Mom.
267
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:25,771
It's not prostitution if you
like him. And you do. I can tell.
268
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,573
- I don't like Nate.
- Sure you do.
269
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,070
Even if I did like him,
270
00:18:31,071 --> 00:18:33,241
he's not the guy that I'm
gonna bone for free housing.
271
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,950
- He's relationship material.
- Great.
272
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:39,581
We'll vacation in St. Barts.
273
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,120
I've just got out of a
long-term thing with Sean.
274
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,622
I don't wanna be dependent
on a guy for a hot second.
275
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,747
Maybe I wanna go to college
276
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:53,296
and get off food stamps and
buy a fucking house plant.
277
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:54,934
Okay.
278
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,801
Nate's house sure is nice.
Maybe a well-timed blowjob.
279
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,597
- Make your mama proud.
- Hi.
280
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:04,601
This here is Paula Langley,
and here is a copy of the deed.
281
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,935
See? She owns it.
282
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,610
That's well and good, but
that's not what my lease says.
283
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,730
Sir, you need to either start
paying us, or you need to move out.
284
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,988
I've got a signed lease that says
to pay Basil, not whoever you are.
285
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:20,241
Basil is a piece of shit. Stop
Venmo-ing Basil and pay us instead.
286
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,325
Not gonna happen.
287
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,289
Sir, my mom owns this house.
288
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:30,292
Great. You have no source of
income and we have nowhere to live.
289
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,457
Exactly.
290
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,962
Stop dodging dick.
291
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,885
What the mind needs to know
is that there is someone there
292
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,761
to make things better for you.
293
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,420
Someone in your corner. That's what I
294
00:19:45,421 --> 00:19:47,439
tried to take home
from The Loving House.
295
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,189
- Good. That's very good.
- The belief that it's possible.
296
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,772
- Hi.
- Hey! Mommy's here.
297
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,028
Hi!
298
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,070
Look over there.
299
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,825
- Who's this?
- String Cheese.
300
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,489
- This is String Cheese?
- That's right. You wanna pet her?
301
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:08,328
You wanna show me how to pet
String Cheese? I don't know how.
302
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,415
How do I do it?
303
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,496
Just like we talked
about. Right on the nose.
304
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,880
Good girl. Now, do you wanna
show Mommy your cool trick?
305
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:17,884
- Yes.
- Okay.
306
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:21,393
Remember what we talked about. Keep
your palms straight out like this.
307
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,597
Okay? Keep your hand straight.
308
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,558
Put it up.
309
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,645
Good girl.
310
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,809
- Oh, my goodness.
- Yeah!
311
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,648
That was so good.
312
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,150
Yeah, we were about to
take her out for a ride.
313
00:20:38,151 --> 00:20:39,151
Brady's already out there.
314
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,528
It's just in circles.
315
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,121
If that's okay with you.
316
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:47,330
Of course it's okay with me.
Do you wanna ride a pony, Maddy?
317
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:49,915
- You do?
- Yes!
318
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,460
Let's do it.
319
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,590
Look, Mommy!
320
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,474
I see.
321
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,644
I'm riding a pony.
322
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,642
Good job, honey.
323
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,358
- Ready for it?
- Look, Mommy.
324
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,148
You're doing such a good job.
325
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,400
Both of those are big.
326
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,645
She's a big girl, and
she's on a bigger pony.
327
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,487
- It's a horse.
- That's a horse.
328
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:25,492
- All of the other ones are horses.
- This is the only pony that you see?
329
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,575
Yep.
330
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:32,921
You having fun?
331
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,377
You're doing such a good job.
332
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:46,931
The Porn House and The Loving House.
333
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,523
In one, a dream is dashed.
334
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:55,266
In the other, a horrible
tragedy is taking place.
335
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,015
A life ending prematurely.
336
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,779
And me? Just here to
dust the debris off both.
337
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,993
- For minimum wage, I get to...
- Maddy down?
338
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,575
Yep. Is Brady down?
339
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:12,159
Yeah.
340
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:13,247
Paula down?
341
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:20,133
- No. She is night painting.
- Night painting.
342
00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:22,168
Which means that she has your work light
343
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:24,047
and she's raided your pretzels.
344
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,394
All right, Paula.
345
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,262
Oh, is she... ?
346
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,636
Okay, because, and I
don't wanna pry, but...
347
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,937
I overheard that maybe there's
an issue with her house.
348
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,566
Oh, no, yeah, I sorted it out.
349
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:44,280
You're sure? Because, if
I can help, I'm happy to.
350
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,703
I sorted it all out, thank you.
351
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,038
Are you the only person
looking after your mom?
352
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,118
Like is your dad... ?
353
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:52,833
My dad isn't.
354
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,117
All right. And no siblings?
355
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,338
Nope. Just me.
356
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,415
That must be tough. I mean,
being all alone with her.
357
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:09,097
What? No. He told me everything.
We're gonna have a blast, Sean-y.
358
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,722
Okay. That's... Oh.
359
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:17,646
Like, what, are your parents
happily married and normal?
360
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,439
Well, now I can't tell you.
361
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,480
Your parents are happily
married and normal.
362
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,737
Yeah, they're retired, and they live
in Newport Beach most of the year.
363
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,161
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.
364
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:32,874
You know, I wish... that
you would let me help you.
365
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:37,042
You are helping me.
366
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,334
- You're helping me so much.
- Okay.
367
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,465
Well, let me get a
sitter for Brady and Maddy
368
00:23:41,466 --> 00:23:44,708
and take you out to dinner.
369
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:49,894
- You wanna take me to dinner?
- I do.
370
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:54,556
I wanna take you to a movie.
I wanna get you a corsage.
371
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,943
Nate, you're...
372
00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,025
Aw...
373
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:07,778
Sorry.
374
00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:11,615
You're a really, really
good guy. I mean that.
375
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,118
You are.
376
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,115
But I'm your charity case.
377
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,424
It's not charity.
378
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:24,168
Right? You're... You're my guest.
379
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:29,006
I am charity.
380
00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:34,852
I am. I mean, you feed me,
house me, board me, hot-water me.
381
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,234
You are the only difference
382
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:41,309
between us sleeping in a bed and
sleeping on the street tonight.
383
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:47,573
Yeah, I just don't know how
I could go to dinner with you
384
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:50,912
and sit across the table from
you and share an appetizer,
385
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,619
because it's not equal between us.
386
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,003
I don't really care about
that stuff. I just...
387
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:01,959
I think you like me,
388
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:06,302
and I know I like you.
389
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,013
That's equal.
390
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:10,549
Right?
391
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:16,307
I don't think I can be
with anybody right now.
392
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:31,485
- Sorry, give me a second.
- You want me to come with you?
393
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:32,571
That's okay.
394
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:37,910
Hey!
395
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,995
I gave you this address because
I was legally obligated to.
396
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:44,421
- In no way was this an invitation.
- I need to talk to you. Okay?
397
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,751
- About what?
- Everything okay out here?
398
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,916
Yeah, I'm fine. I'll just be a minute.
399
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,255
Hi, sorry to disturb, man. I'm Sean.
400
00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:53,599
Nate. We've met a number of times,
401
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,721
actually, most recently
at Maddy's party.
402
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,354
I don't... Are you usually memorable?
403
00:25:58,431 --> 00:25:59,931
- Sean.
- What?
404
00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:03,516
Um, you can go inside. I
won't be long. Thank you.
405
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,983
- I'm fine.
- Give me a holler if you need anything.
406
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:09,234
Oh, yeah, just give a
holler, on your trusty steed.
407
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,187
What the fuck is your problem? Stop.
408
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,988
It's great to meet you. Sean.
409
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:15,531
Yeah, you too, buddy.
Love the tech vest.
410
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:16,615
What the fuck?
411
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,792
I'm so sorry.
412
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,248
Sean. Stop.
413
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:22,539
Jesus Christ.
414
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:25,132
- What are you doing? Um...
- Where's your mom?
415
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:28,338
She's in the back painting. You
can't come here without an invitation.
416
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,880
Okay, I think we should
show her this together.
417
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,344
Show her what?
418
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,554
This most recent
activity on her mortgage.
419
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:37,510
I found the folder you were looking for.
420
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,096
With her mortgage stuff in it.
421
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,020
I had her PIN, so I logged on,
422
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:44,229
and I was gonna print it
for you, but then I saw that.
423
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:47,771
Paula!
424
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,275
- You back here?
- Not now!
425
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,858
- Yes, now, it's very important.
- I'm in it.
426
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:53,994
Mom! Mom!
427
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:58,070
Hey, this is pretty cool,
Paula, what are you working on?
428
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,698
It is. I'm turning a
real corner here, baby.
429
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,615
I'm going global with my ideas.
430
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,754
Yeah, lots going on. A lot of color.
431
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,631
Shit.
432
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,458
It's very heady stuff, Sean-y.
I don't expect you to know it.
433
00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:11,924
But basically it's deconstructed Arachne
434
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:16,755
from Ovid's "Metamorphosis." You
see? Arachne wasn't always a spider.
435
00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:21,723
She was born a human,
but a very gifted weaver.
436
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:22,806
Right, Sean-y?
437
00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:23,981
I dig it.
438
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,393
It's very profound.
439
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,898
Okay. Mom.
440
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,364
Your mortgage is in default.
441
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:34,401
So that means that your house
is about to be in foreclosure.
442
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,696
I need to pee.
443
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:41,446
Is that what all those
fucking 800 calls were about?
444
00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:45,334
I thought they were trying to
sign me up for some new phone plan.
445
00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:48,673
Paula, foreclosure means the
bank takes your house away.
446
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:52,590
I will deal with this later.
I'm sure it's just a big mistake.
447
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,341
No, it's not. Your mortgage
hasn't been paid in six months.
448
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:56,553
Yes, it has.
449
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,643
Basil does it. He collects
the rent from the tenants
450
00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:01,009
and he pays the mortgage.
451
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,596
- I've seen him do it.
- I don't think that's true, Paula.
452
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,352
It is true. I see him write
the checks for the mortgage,
453
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,694
and I see him walk to the mailbox.
454
00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:11,470
Uh, yeah, I'm sure that
he has written some checks
455
00:28:11,471 --> 00:28:12,765
and walked to the mailbox,
456
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,277
but I don't think that they
were to pay your mortgage.
457
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,610
I think this whole
thing is a big mistake.
458
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,236
I mean, maybe he doesn't
use enough postage.
459
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:22,663
Use enough postage? Are
you fucking kidding me?
460
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:25,042
- He's stealing from you.
- Okay, that's not helpful.
461
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,877
Paula, all we need to do is find Basil.
462
00:28:27,878 --> 00:28:30,330
Do you have any idea where he is?
463
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,000
He needs to clear his head sometimes.
464
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:35,300
He goes off the grid. He is a searcher.
465
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,380
What do you know about this guy?
466
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,717
- He's not Australian.
- Yes, he is Australian.
467
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:44,563
He's Australian! He's
from fucking Perth!
468
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,059
- Maddy's asleep.
- Okay, you think he's from Perth.
469
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:49,522
Yep, but what else do we know about him?
470
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:51,980
This whole thing is her fault.
471
00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:54,818
She has been picking
on him since day one.
472
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:58,819
Calling him "Cilantro,"
doubting his business intentions!
473
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,363
Don't you know what that
does to a man's psyche?
474
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,618
Yes, I've been doubting
his business intentions.
475
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,620
He's getting your house
foreclosed on, Mom!
476
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:07,622
Wait. Paula, where's your phone?
477
00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:11,294
Fuck if I know, Sean! I
don't know! What are you... ?
478
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:15,588
Do you have a family plan with
him? You can use Find My Phone.
479
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:17,760
God. I don't know, Sean-y, I just...
480
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,839
- I don't know...
- You do.
481
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:22,014
- And there he is.
- Where?
482
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:25,683
Skagit, Caribou Casino.
Our boy's a gambler.
483
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:29,104
- I have never seen him gamble. Never.
- This isn't a good thing.
484
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,774
- Uh-uh.
- No, well, he's gambling right now.
485
00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:35,484
Actually, my buddy Jordan
works there. I'll drive.
486
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:36,525
Hell yeah!
487
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,654
- Now you're talking, road trip!
- Yeah?
488
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,775
Let me get my good weed, baby. Hold on!
489
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:44,412
No! We're not gonna go to a
casino to confront a con man. No!
490
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,281
I feel like we're going to Burning Man,
491
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:49,407
but instead of Burning Man,
we're going to Basil Man!
492
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:59,761
He's gonna be so surprised to see me.
493
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:00,839
Mm.
494
00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:03,431
Sean-y boy. Want some?
495
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,970
- Oh, no, thank you. Thank you, Paula.
- Mom, he's sober.
496
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,104
It's just pot.
497
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,969
So, kiddos, what's the plan?
498
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:13,648
I think I should make some
kind of grand entrance, huh?
499
00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:17,148
Oh, no, actually, Jordan's
just gonna bring him out to us.
500
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,822
- Who's she?
- He.
501
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,440
Oh, yeah, my buddy
Jordan. He works there.
502
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,668
This is all starting
to make sense to me,
503
00:30:23,669 --> 00:30:25,318
why I haven't heard from Basil.
504
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:28,786
Because, you know, they have
terrible service out there at the rez.
505
00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:32,118
And they pump those rooms full of oxygen
506
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,955
because they want you
to lose track of time.
507
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,631
Jordan has service.
508
00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:39,376
Oh. But I have gum.
509
00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:43,932
I've got strawberry, I've got
bubblegum, I've got spearmint, lemon.
510
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,008
I'll try lemon.
511
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:47,053
Why do you have so much gum, Mom?
512
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:48,136
Oh.
513
00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:50,679
I met the nicest guy
514
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,655
down by the ferry the other day,
515
00:30:52,656 --> 00:30:55,805
selling gum out of the trunk of his car.
516
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,190
This is trunk gum!
517
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:00,903
Yeah, best kind.
518
00:31:01,484 --> 00:31:06,573
He was a vet. I think
he was just so grateful
519
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:09,406
to have somebody sit and talk with him.
520
00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:12,702
- And I guided him right to the light.
- How much longer?
521
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:16,333
- I said, "Ricardo, baby...
- Nineteen miles.
522
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:20,086
- ... you have to bend towards the sun."
- Nineteen miles.
523
00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:22,588
What do you mean by that, Paula?
524
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:27,261
Well, you know, baby, that's
where you get your fire from,
525
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:31,394
is you bend towards the sun
and it lights you up inside.
526
00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:33,062
I never thought of it that way.
527
00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:36,481
- Can you text him? Tell him we're here.
- Yep.
528
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:40,520
Mom, remember, we don't know
exactly what we're walking into,
529
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:43,527
so let's stay real calm, okay?
530
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,650
Hey...
531
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:48,237
Oh, my God, he's here! Look!
532
00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:51,583
There's his RV! He is here!
533
00:31:59,901 --> 00:32:00,960
All right.
534
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:03,051
Jordan's gonna bring him out
those doors any minute now.
535
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,255
You guys should stay put.
536
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:12,060
Hey, Mom, Mom, what are you doing? Mom!
537
00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:13,638
Fuck off! Fuck you!
538
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,103
Stop! Don't hurt him.
539
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,103
- What the hell, asshole?
- Hey, Mom.
540
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,765
I'm doing nothing wrong in there!
541
00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:20,773
That dealer's got no
fucking sense of humor.
542
00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:22,550
I tell one fucking off-color joke.
543
00:32:22,551 --> 00:32:24,605
I've still got fucking
chips on the table.
544
00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:26,822
- Get the fuck off me!
- Hey!
545
00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:32,082
Paula, what are you doing here?
546
00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:35,619
You didn't have an accent
just now. You didn't...
547
00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:39,956
- Where's your Australian accent, Basil?
- Yeah, yeah.
548
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,881
I'm scared. That's why my voice is off.
549
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,130
These fucking ogres are terrifying
me, babe, I'm so glad you're here.
550
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,673
Are you not Australian?
551
00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:51,591
Of course I am. I'm
born in Perth, right?
552
00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:54,718
- We've been over this a million times.
- Wait, now.
553
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,016
Okay.
554
00:32:57,725 --> 00:33:00,475
Just tell me the truth. Please.
555
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,362
Okay? Just tell me the truth.
556
00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:12,197
I was born there, yeah. I just...
557
00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:16,491
I just exaggerate the accent a little
bit, you know. I just bung it on.
558
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,294
You were so charmed by it.
And I just wanted you...
559
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,083
- Hey, where's her mortgage money?
- What money?
560
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:27,918
The money you collected from the
tenants. You didn't pay her mortgage.
561
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:31,683
Oh.
562
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:36,309
Is that what this is about? No,
no, no, that's a huge mistake.
563
00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:39,389
Yeah, I paid it. I called the bank
today and spoke to them about...
564
00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:43,595
Hey. Stop. We know you
didn't pay it. So where is it?
565
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:56,029
Okay, okay.
566
00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,748
Okay. I can explain, all right?
567
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,619
I have a bit of a gambling problem.
568
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:07,338
Okay, and I've been struggling
to stay off the tables.
569
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,922
And I ran up a bit of a debt.
570
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:12,506
Is the money all gone?
571
00:34:12,507 --> 00:34:14,512
See, that's why I'm back here, you know?
572
00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:17,224
I'm trying to make this right.
I'm trying to win it back.
573
00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:19,055
The money's all gone?
574
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:24,227
Yeah.
575
00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:28,321
- I'm gonna lose my house.
- I'm so sorry, baby.
576
00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:30,739
That house was my mother's house.
577
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,529
It is the only thing
578
00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,703
anyone has ever given me
579
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:38,242
in my entire life.
580
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,446
I made it art.
581
00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:43,788
Every room,
582
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:45,083
every wall,
583
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,376
was my art gallery.
584
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,804
It is my life.
585
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,128
It is where...
586
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:59,008
my best self lives.
587
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:01,974
You motherfucker.
588
00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:05,732
You motherfucker!
589
00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:07,562
I have a problem and I'll get help.
590
00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,857
- Please don't leave me.
- Oh, fuck you.
591
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:13,691
Just get my shit out of the
RV. You get the fuck away!
592
00:35:13,692 --> 00:35:14,738
Baby!
593
00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:18,237
Baby, we're married, okay? I know
I'm a piece of shit, but I love...
594
00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:19,334
Get the fuck off me!
595
00:35:19,408 --> 00:35:20,578
I love you!
596
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:22,040
Fuck you!
597
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,580
Fuck you!
598
00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,295
You okay back there, Mom?
599
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,175
Told you so.
600
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:42,425
- Told me what?
- No, you.
601
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,940
You're dying to say it, so
just... go ahead and say it.
602
00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:51,649
This isn't a victory for me, Mom.
603
00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:52,782
Yes, it is.
604
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:01,910
- Hey, Nate.
- Hey.
605
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,753
Uh, hope you don't
mind me checking on you.
606
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,869
That's very sweet of you, thank you.
607
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:09,002
Maddy didn't wake up, did she?
608
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,713
No, she hasn't made a peep. You okay?
609
00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:15,514
No, yeah, we're okay. I'll
be back. I'll be back soon.
610
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:16,920
Okay. See you soon.
611
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,428
Thank you. All right, bye.
612
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,050
Must be nice.
613
00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:25,886
- What?
- Being you.
614
00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,960
Having a bunch of doobies all lined up
615
00:36:28,961 --> 00:36:31,767
to please you all hours of the day.
616
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,316
Must be nice.
617
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,480
You don't even have to spread your legs.
618
00:36:36,481 --> 00:36:39,565
They just pant around you anyway.
619
00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:41,155
Stop it, Mom.
620
00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:45,331
- You're not mad at me.
- No, I am fucking mad at you!
621
00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:48,621
You're taking pleasure
in this, I know you are.
622
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:51,376
You're doing a little dance
in your heart right now.
623
00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:54,379
Just about how fucking
right you were about Basil!
624
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:57,262
You're gonna go home and
write about it in your journal.
625
00:36:57,340 --> 00:37:00,090
"I was right, I was right, I was right."
626
00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:02,756
Well, congratulations, baby!
627
00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:04,845
You were fucking right!
628
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:06,471
Fuck you!
629
00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:08,677
Whoa, Paula, pump the brakes.
630
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,018
I wanna go home!
631
00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:11,732
All right.
632
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,651
Give me that.
633
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:22,620
- Are you okay?
- She's fucking fine!
634
00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:25,368
I'm fine! We're all fine!
635
00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:29,246
I wanna go home!
636
00:37:30,122 --> 00:37:31,792
I think I got everything.
637
00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:34,214
The wallet is the most
important thing, right?
638
00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:35,423
Thanks.
639
00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,093
I just wanna go home.
640
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:51,885
It's all right, Mom.
641
00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:13,746
Can you look up... ?
642
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,170
- Sorry?
- Can you look up a gas station?
643
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,505
There's one in a couple of miles.
644
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:34,602
Sorry.
645
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:36,688
Hmm?
646
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:40,069
I'll just make a quick stop.
647
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:42,650
Hey, do you have any cash?
648
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:45,572
No.
649
00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:50,583
Paula, you don't have cash, do you?
650
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,201
She doesn't. Are we short?
651
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:56,293
No, it's fine, I'll just put
five bucks, ought to get us home.
652
00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:57,785
I'll put it on the card.
653
00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:01,876
I've got to pee.
654
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:23,985
She doesn't mean it, you know,
655
00:39:23,986 --> 00:39:26,945
when she goes for
your jugular like that.
656
00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:29,860
My mom does the exact same thing to me,
657
00:39:29,861 --> 00:39:32,800
and she goes right in with her teeth.
658
00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:35,209
They just know how to do it.
659
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:50,351
Neither of us do that to Maddy.
660
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,189
No, we don't.
661
00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:59,226
Nobody bites our girl.
662
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:09,781
What the fuck am I gonna do with her?
663
00:40:14,036 --> 00:40:16,116
She has no savings.
664
00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:19,041
No retirement plan.
665
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,325
No insurance.
666
00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:22,497
No job.
667
00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:23,706
No house.
668
00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,795
No way to refinance her house,
669
00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:30,092
which has been her only source
of income for the past ten years.
670
00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:34,848
She just became my full-time problem.
671
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,100
Our problem.
672
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,102
Okay?
673
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,734
We'll figure it out.
674
00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:43,694
She's my mom, Sean.
675
00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:46,284
We are not a "we."
676
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,025
She's Maddy's grandma.
677
00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:51,947
We are a "we" on this.
678
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,036
We'll figure it out.
679
00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:58,371
Okay?
680
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,038
You're not alone.
681
00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:12,136
Let go of my hand.
682
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,138
Yep.
683
00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:21,978
You should...
684
00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:25,317
You should go check on your mom.
685
00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:39,285
Hey, Mom?
686
00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:43,752
Mom, you all right in there?
687
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,118
- She's gone. She wasn't in there.
- What do you mean?
688
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:20,791
- I don't know where the fuck she went.
- Think she hitchhiked?
689
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,270
Hey. Hey, man, did you
see a lady walk by here?
690
00:42:25,271 --> 00:42:27,293
With like a fur coat? No?
691
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:41,099
Fuck.
692
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,059
Shit.
693
00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,731
I know where she is. Okay.
694
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,150
- Right, you know?
- Fuck me. Yeah.
695
00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:14,683
Alex. Alex!
696
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,466
Motherfucker!
697
00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:19,890
It's my house!
698
00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,852
- Mom!
- It's my house, you...
699
00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:24,102
- Mom, what the fuck?
- He changed the locks!
700
00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:26,654
- Take your hand off.
- He changed the locks.
701
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,559
He's a fucking... It's my house!
702
00:43:28,647 --> 00:43:31,607
- He moved my spare key!
- Paula, I need you to...
703
00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:33,992
- He moved my spare key!
- What the fuck?
704
00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:35,989
Stay inside, man! Stay inside!
705
00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:38,451
- My birdbath, Sean-y!
- Paula, I got this.
706
00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:39,832
It's my...
707
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:44,752
- This was my mama's house.
- I'm gonna put some pressure on it.
708
00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:46,830
This is my grandmama's house.
709
00:43:46,915 --> 00:43:50,955
- Alex, Alex! Call 911! Call 911!
- You can't do this! It's my house!
710
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:55,381
It's my house.
711
00:44:02,514 --> 00:44:05,894
- It's my house!
- Put pressure on it. Put pressure on it.
712
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,940
It could have been your house.
713
00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:20,406
We have her stabilized.
714
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,991
She cut her flexor tendon,
which caused a lot of blood loss.
715
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:26,907
So we're gonna prep her up for
surgery and admit her overnight.
716
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:29,670
Okay.
717
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,380
Is there any reason we
need to stick around?
718
00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:34,631
No, we're just gonna monitor...
719
00:44:36,548 --> 00:44:38,758
Did you get any of that?
She lost a lot of blood,
720
00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:43,142
and she cut something called
a flexor tendon in her wrist.
721
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:48,023
Cut it in half, so they're gonna
have to do surgery and stitches.
722
00:44:50,437 --> 00:44:51,687
Nod that you hear me.
723
00:45:02,741 --> 00:45:03,741
Alex.
724
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,705
They're gonna keep her overnight.
725
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,750
And there's really not
anything more we can do.
726
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,264
Nate can watch Maddy, right?
727
00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:28,474
Alex?
728
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:34,185
All right. I'm gonna
take you home, okay?
729
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,616
If you want to get cleaned up.
730
00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:58,976
Ladies first.
731
00:47:27,594 --> 00:47:29,304
Maddy rode a pony today.
732
00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:34,392
What?
733
00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:40,479
This morning.
734
00:47:43,151 --> 00:47:44,951
Maddy rode a real, live pony.
735
00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:50,240
She was really, really happy.
736
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,463
My mom's so fucked up.
737
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:09,385
Hey.
738
00:48:10,762 --> 00:48:11,762
Hey.
739
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,848
Hey, it's all right.
740
00:48:16,351 --> 00:48:17,351
It's all right.
741
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:18,895
It's okay.
742
00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:23,360
We knew that.
743
00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:26,861
Not like this.
744
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:30,411
She's covered in blood
and she's in a psych ward.
745
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:34,827
She was scary.
746
00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:40,292
The whole thing was really scary.
747
00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:53,556
- Do you think that's gonna be me one day?
- No.
748
00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:55,595
Do you think I'm gonna
scare Maddy like that?
749
00:48:55,682 --> 00:48:57,482
No. No.
750
00:48:59,478 --> 00:49:00,898
Alex, not a chance.
751
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:09,105
I'm sorry.
752
00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:10,196
Don't be.
753
00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:14,031
- Sorry.
- No. Don't be. It's okay.
754
00:49:14,701 --> 00:49:17,831
- I'm sorry.
- It's all... Look, if it was my mom...
755
00:49:19,289 --> 00:49:21,419
I'd probably be crying all over you.
756
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:24,750
As a matter of fact,
757
00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:28,757
I think I snarfed all over
you when my mom relapsed.
758
00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:05,918
- Alex.
- Please.
759
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:27,067
- Is this what you want?
- Yes.
760
00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:29,775
Yes.
761
00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:31,609
Yes.
762
00:50:48,881 --> 00:50:53,881
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