1 00:00:00,962 --> 00:00:03,408 - Previously on Lucifer... - We're separated. 2 00:00:03,410 --> 00:00:06,040 - Sign the divorce papers. - [GRUNTS] 3 00:00:06,042 --> 00:00:07,879 What's with the cold shoulder? You seduced me. 4 00:00:07,881 --> 00:00:10,048 You almost die, and then you ghost me for weeks. 5 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:11,942 Nothing about any of that makes any sense to me. 6 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,867 Doesn't make any sense to me, either. 7 00:00:13,870 --> 00:00:17,589 I used to see a light in you. All I see now is darkness. 8 00:00:17,591 --> 00:00:19,791 I just wanted to say thank you 9 00:00:19,793 --> 00:00:21,351 for saving my life. 10 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,625 Take her gun. 11 00:00:22,628 --> 00:00:23,694 CHLOE: He saved my life. 12 00:00:23,697 --> 00:00:24,729 DAN: Chloe's fine. 13 00:00:24,732 --> 00:00:25,836 Luckily, Pierce was with her. 14 00:00:25,838 --> 00:00:26,938 But I wasn't. 15 00:00:26,941 --> 00:00:29,661 - Happy birthday, Detective. - Beautiful. 16 00:00:29,664 --> 00:00:31,572 - What is it? - It's the bullet. 17 00:00:31,575 --> 00:00:32,707 From when you shot me. 18 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:34,484 Oh. 19 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:38,410 ♪ ♪ 20 00:00:38,412 --> 00:00:42,013 LUCIFER: Mm, this is a new one on me, Detective. 21 00:00:42,015 --> 00:00:44,749 CHLOE: Mm, mm, well, 22 00:00:44,751 --> 00:00:46,318 there's a first time for everything. 23 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,853 LUCIFER: Yes, but I've heard it can take hours. 24 00:00:47,855 --> 00:00:49,788 I'm not sure even I have the endurance for that. 25 00:00:49,790 --> 00:00:52,290 - CHLOE: Mm... - BEATRICE: Don't worry, I'll help you. 26 00:00:52,292 --> 00:00:54,292 I'll be the top hat. 27 00:00:54,294 --> 00:00:56,228 I will be the race car, 28 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:59,431 because I'm gonna leave you both in the dust. 29 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:00,732 [LAUGHS] Very funny. 30 00:01:00,734 --> 00:01:02,442 Uh, wheelbarrow, 31 00:01:02,445 --> 00:01:03,953 shoe, ah... 32 00:01:03,956 --> 00:01:05,622 Guess I'm gonna have to be the shot glass. 33 00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:07,606 - Cheers. - Oh, that's a thimble. 34 00:01:07,608 --> 00:01:11,009 What? What? I want to conquer real estate, not mend socks. 35 00:01:11,011 --> 00:01:12,661 - So then be the shoe. - Please, 36 00:01:12,664 --> 00:01:13,678 I am not a shoe. 37 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,214 Clearly I'm a top hat, so come on, hand it over. 38 00:01:16,216 --> 00:01:18,950 Want it? It's gonna cost you. 39 00:01:18,952 --> 00:01:23,179 Oh, well, name your price, urchin. 40 00:01:23,182 --> 00:01:25,614 Oh, I'm not talking fake money. 41 00:01:25,617 --> 00:01:27,759 Oh, wow, she slammed you. 42 00:01:27,761 --> 00:01:29,294 [CHUCKLES] 43 00:01:29,296 --> 00:01:31,630 ♪ Give me a freaky kinky nation ♪ 44 00:01:31,632 --> 00:01:34,065 - ♪ With a total female population ♪ - [ELEVATOR BELL CHIMES] 45 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:35,734 ♪ I can deal with that situation ♪ 46 00:01:35,736 --> 00:01:37,602 ♪ I don't care about my reputation ♪ 47 00:01:37,604 --> 00:01:39,404 ♪ Give me a freaky kinky nation ♪ 48 00:01:39,406 --> 00:01:41,439 ♪ With a total female population ♪ 49 00:01:41,441 --> 00:01:42,908 ♪ I can deal with that sit... ♪ 50 00:01:42,910 --> 00:01:44,710 [MUSIC OFF] 51 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,546 Imagine my disappointment 52 00:01:47,548 --> 00:01:50,815 when I realized there was no raging party. 53 00:01:50,817 --> 00:01:52,684 It's a security thing. 54 00:01:52,687 --> 00:01:54,152 Worked for that Home Alone kid, 55 00:01:54,154 --> 00:01:56,000 but, obviously, you can't take a hint. 56 00:01:56,003 --> 00:01:57,989 Wasn't I being clear last time I kicked you out? 57 00:01:57,991 --> 00:01:59,858 Oh, clearly being a jerk. 58 00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:03,528 Which is exactly why I came to look in on you. 59 00:02:03,530 --> 00:02:05,664 - [DRINK POURING] - You see, we need the most love 60 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:06,965 when we're being most unlovable. 61 00:02:06,967 --> 00:02:09,100 No offense, Brother, but I don't need love from you. 62 00:02:09,102 --> 00:02:10,735 I get plenty from naked strangers. 63 00:02:10,737 --> 00:02:12,370 And speaking of, I'm spent. 64 00:02:12,372 --> 00:02:13,351 So, if you don't mind... 65 00:02:13,354 --> 00:02:14,422 That's where you've been, then, 66 00:02:14,424 --> 00:02:16,476 having sex with the nameless masses? 67 00:02:16,479 --> 00:02:19,145 Oh, you know me, Brother, wine, women and song. 68 00:02:19,148 --> 00:02:22,447 Just, come on, run along. I don't need a babysitter. 69 00:02:24,518 --> 00:02:26,117 Your cheek says otherwise. 70 00:02:26,119 --> 00:02:29,854 Well, it turns out "Bruce Lee mid-fly kick" 71 00:02:29,856 --> 00:02:31,856 wasn't in the artist's repertoire. 72 00:02:31,858 --> 00:02:33,625 [AMENADIEL LAUGHING] 73 00:02:33,627 --> 00:02:36,461 Look, I had to cut a deal with the detective's offspring. 74 00:02:36,463 --> 00:02:38,830 So that's who you were with... 75 00:02:38,832 --> 00:02:40,432 Chloe and Trixie. 76 00:02:40,434 --> 00:02:42,467 Well, so much for wine, women and song. 77 00:02:42,469 --> 00:02:44,636 Technically, all of those things were represented, 78 00:02:44,638 --> 00:02:47,257 when you count the post-game karaoke. 79 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:50,008 Luci, there's absolutely nothing wrong with... 80 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:52,110 with enjoying a quiet night in. 81 00:02:52,112 --> 00:02:54,098 I did not say that I enjoyed it. 82 00:02:54,101 --> 00:02:56,247 Yeah, right. Honestly, Luci, who cares 83 00:02:56,249 --> 00:02:58,350 how you spend your nights? 84 00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:00,418 Um, everyone. 85 00:03:00,420 --> 00:03:03,188 My exciting lifestyle gives regular people 86 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:05,523 something to aspire to... I provide hope. 87 00:03:05,526 --> 00:03:07,993 I see. And how does Linda feel about this 88 00:03:07,995 --> 00:03:09,260 little ruse of yours? 89 00:03:09,262 --> 00:03:11,830 I'm sure that the doctor would love to dissect me, 90 00:03:11,832 --> 00:03:13,064 but she's taken some time off 91 00:03:13,066 --> 00:03:15,273 to deal with a death in the family, so... 92 00:03:16,837 --> 00:03:18,970 I had no idea. 93 00:03:18,972 --> 00:03:20,879 I should go check on her. 94 00:03:20,882 --> 00:03:23,742 Yes, excellent idea. You do that. 95 00:03:23,744 --> 00:03:27,045 Luci, I'm liking this new you. 96 00:03:27,047 --> 00:03:28,647 Boring suits you, Brother. 97 00:03:31,109 --> 00:03:33,661 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] - LUCIFER: Now, this poor victim, 98 00:03:33,664 --> 00:03:35,086 she is boring. 99 00:03:35,088 --> 00:03:37,840 - We don't know anything about her. - Oh, don't we? 100 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:40,392 Generic artwork, dull clothes, 101 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:41,760 beige furniture. 102 00:03:41,762 --> 00:03:44,062 I mean, even her fruit bowl's so tragically safe... 103 00:03:44,064 --> 00:03:45,630 No mangoes, no papayas. 104 00:03:45,632 --> 00:03:47,198 Not even a measly avocado. 105 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,501 Her name's Kim Jones, 29. 106 00:03:49,503 --> 00:03:50,602 She's a computer engineer. 107 00:03:50,604 --> 00:03:52,370 We ran a full background check, 108 00:03:52,372 --> 00:03:54,223 but we couldn't find anything noteworthy. 109 00:03:54,226 --> 00:03:56,241 A fellow nerd. 110 00:03:56,243 --> 00:03:58,176 I'm sure you're in a better place now. 111 00:03:58,178 --> 00:03:59,946 LUCIFER: Well, even if she's in the worst place, 112 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,646 it'd be far more interesting than this, 113 00:04:01,648 --> 00:04:03,981 because this poor lady, definitely a shoe. 114 00:04:03,984 --> 00:04:05,887 Any idea what he's talking about? 115 00:04:05,890 --> 00:04:08,787 Oh, the other night we played Monopoly. 116 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:10,922 So, that's that story. 117 00:04:10,924 --> 00:04:12,090 Ella, what's the cause of death? 118 00:04:12,092 --> 00:04:13,425 Uh, BABFT. 119 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:14,661 Hmm? 120 00:04:14,664 --> 00:04:16,761 Big-ass blunt force trauma to the head. 121 00:04:16,763 --> 00:04:18,596 Murder weapon's missing, 122 00:04:18,598 --> 00:04:22,200 but we are looking for something small and compact. 123 00:04:22,202 --> 00:04:25,236 Surprisingly heavy for its size. 124 00:04:25,238 --> 00:04:26,938 Kind of like my Aunt Rosalita. 125 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:28,440 I wish Amenadiel were here so he could see 126 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,208 what boring actually looks like. 127 00:04:30,210 --> 00:04:32,340 Can you believe that he said I've become boring? 128 00:04:32,343 --> 00:04:33,442 It's absurd. 129 00:04:33,445 --> 00:04:34,512 DAN: Oh, I don't know. 130 00:04:34,514 --> 00:04:36,748 Monopoly doesn't really sound like the old Lucifer. 131 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38,585 And I have to say, you have become a bit 132 00:04:38,588 --> 00:04:40,051 more normal. 133 00:04:40,053 --> 00:04:41,734 - How dare you. - Crazy idea. 134 00:04:41,737 --> 00:04:44,222 Let's talk less about Lucifer and more about the murder. 135 00:04:44,224 --> 00:04:46,137 Crime-scene selfies? Really? 136 00:04:46,140 --> 00:04:47,759 ELLA: Classy move. 137 00:04:47,761 --> 00:04:50,762 And that is Esther, our victim's roommate. 138 00:04:50,764 --> 00:04:53,264 She found the body when she came home from partying. 139 00:04:53,266 --> 00:04:55,533 Well, what's such a dynamic young lady doing 140 00:04:55,535 --> 00:04:56,935 living with a... Kim? 141 00:04:56,937 --> 00:04:59,037 Oh, never mind, she looks traumatized. 142 00:04:59,039 --> 00:05:00,590 - I'll go comfort her. - Uh-huh. 143 00:05:00,593 --> 00:05:02,574 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Hel... 144 00:05:02,576 --> 00:05:04,843 No photos at a crime scene. 145 00:05:04,845 --> 00:05:06,578 Sorry. 146 00:05:06,580 --> 00:05:10,381 Not even one last one with the handsome cop? 147 00:05:10,383 --> 00:05:12,650 [CHUCKLES] Don't let the boring detective spoil things. 148 00:05:12,652 --> 00:05:14,070 It would be my pleasure. 149 00:05:15,585 --> 00:05:16,921 Right. 150 00:05:16,923 --> 00:05:19,085 DAN: Oh. [CHUCKLES] 151 00:05:19,088 --> 00:05:20,592 Bless your heart. 152 00:05:20,594 --> 00:05:22,961 Obviously, I'm far too well-dressed 153 00:05:22,963 --> 00:05:24,028 to be a cop. 154 00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:26,131 So, I take it that 155 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:28,933 you aren't close with your roommate? 156 00:05:28,935 --> 00:05:32,368 No, I don't spend much time here. 157 00:05:32,371 --> 00:05:34,815 Obviously. Besides, me and Kim, 158 00:05:34,818 --> 00:05:36,975 totally different squads. 159 00:05:36,977 --> 00:05:40,145 Kim followed more people than followed her, 160 00:05:40,147 --> 00:05:41,646 if you know what I mean. 161 00:05:41,648 --> 00:05:43,014 #Shoe. 162 00:05:43,016 --> 00:05:45,183 Can you think of anyone who would want her dead? 163 00:05:45,185 --> 00:05:48,953 I don't think anyone wanted much of anything from Kim. 164 00:05:48,955 --> 00:05:50,355 Okay, well, there was no break-in, 165 00:05:50,357 --> 00:05:52,323 there was no struggle, which likely means 166 00:05:52,325 --> 00:05:53,358 that Kim knew the killer. 167 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,926 So, can you think of anything? 168 00:05:54,928 --> 00:05:57,089 A recent breakup, a fight? 169 00:05:57,092 --> 00:05:59,197 She did get into a yelling match 170 00:05:59,199 --> 00:06:01,139 - on the phone last night - Oh. 171 00:06:01,142 --> 00:06:04,402 but I assume that was with the Thai delivery place. 172 00:06:04,404 --> 00:06:05,970 And I assume that's the poor dear's 173 00:06:05,972 --> 00:06:07,172 closest relationship? 174 00:06:07,174 --> 00:06:09,440 What time was the... the argument? 175 00:06:09,442 --> 00:06:10,375 I'll tell you 176 00:06:10,377 --> 00:06:12,198 if you hand me my phone back. 177 00:06:12,201 --> 00:06:14,287 I was getting ready to go out, 178 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:18,216 and I totally remember the pic I was uploading at the time. 179 00:06:18,218 --> 00:06:22,782 There: Kombucha Martini. 10:39 p.m. 180 00:06:22,785 --> 00:06:25,245 All right, I'll trace Kim's phone call at that time. 181 00:06:25,248 --> 00:06:29,160 You guys mind if I post that I'm totes helping 182 00:06:29,162 --> 00:06:30,628 a police investigation? 183 00:06:30,630 --> 00:06:31,834 Absolutely. 184 00:06:31,837 --> 00:06:33,431 Do you mind tagging me? 185 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:35,667 ♪ ♪ 186 00:06:37,404 --> 00:06:39,838 CHLOE: Ella traced Kim's call to this business. 187 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,473 Top Meet. Interesting name for a Thai restaurant. 188 00:06:42,475 --> 00:06:45,944 No, it's a dating app for L.A.'s most fabulous singles. 189 00:06:45,946 --> 00:06:47,178 Super exclusive. 190 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:48,847 Seems you need to get recommended 191 00:06:48,849 --> 00:06:50,882 and meet a bunch of selection criteria, 192 00:06:50,884 --> 00:06:52,951 even go through an interview just to create an account. 193 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:55,720 Well, then, why would our victim be arguing with someone here? 194 00:06:55,722 --> 00:06:58,656 I mean, this is clearly a place for top hats, like us. 195 00:06:58,658 --> 00:07:01,059 Please, I would never get into something like this. 196 00:07:01,061 --> 00:07:02,360 Eh, you're right. What was I thinking? 197 00:07:02,362 --> 00:07:05,300 It's way too exciting for you, Detective... I meant me. 198 00:07:06,334 --> 00:07:07,787 And him. 199 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:09,938 Gosh, kindred souls. 200 00:07:09,941 --> 00:07:12,438 This interesting young fellow and I, wouldn't you say? 201 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,173 Except that, apparently, 202 00:07:14,175 --> 00:07:16,329 he's slightly more interesting than you. 203 00:07:16,329 --> 00:07:18,258 Well, journalistic hyperbole, clearly. 204 00:07:18,261 --> 00:07:19,390 - Eh... - Can I help you? 205 00:07:20,588 --> 00:07:21,601 Oh. 206 00:07:21,604 --> 00:07:24,038 Mack Slater. I'm the CEO. 207 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:26,933 If you are here for the selection interview, 208 00:07:26,933 --> 00:07:28,532 I'll spare you. I created Top Meet 209 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,452 for people exactly like you. 210 00:07:30,477 --> 00:07:32,110 Oh, well, thank you very much. 211 00:07:32,315 --> 00:07:34,315 I'm actually... I was talking to the lady. 212 00:07:34,513 --> 00:07:37,155 You're exactly my type. 213 00:07:37,349 --> 00:07:38,826 I mean the app's type. 214 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,362 Bit on the nose there, Big Mack. 215 00:07:40,365 --> 00:07:42,264 We're here for a different kind of interview. 216 00:07:42,266 --> 00:07:44,700 There's been a murder, and our victim's last call 217 00:07:44,702 --> 00:07:46,428 was to someone in this building. 218 00:07:46,706 --> 00:07:48,218 - A homicide detective, huh? - [PHONE RINGS] 219 00:07:48,221 --> 00:07:51,479 - Uh-huh. - Wow. You just got even more interesting. 220 00:07:51,482 --> 00:07:53,743 Funny, so did you. 221 00:07:53,745 --> 00:07:57,279 Just found out who our victim was fighting with... you. 222 00:07:57,281 --> 00:08:01,161 Ah. Most interesting bachelor, indeed. 223 00:08:01,452 --> 00:08:07,335 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 224 00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:12,038 If you didn't know her, then how did you fight with her? 225 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:13,826 'Cause she was nuts. 226 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:16,591 I'm confused, you just said you didn't know her. 227 00:08:16,678 --> 00:08:18,270 I know her type. 228 00:08:18,270 --> 00:08:19,670 We get them from time to time. 229 00:08:19,672 --> 00:08:21,772 They want to be on Top Meet, 230 00:08:21,774 --> 00:08:23,540 they can't clear our high bar, 231 00:08:23,542 --> 00:08:25,012 and then they get pissed about it. 232 00:08:25,107 --> 00:08:27,383 Problem with her was she just wouldn't take no for an answer. 233 00:08:27,385 --> 00:08:30,307 And then, uh, she hacked her way onto my app, 234 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,915 and then our users complained, of course. 235 00:08:31,917 --> 00:08:34,899 Because nobody joins Top Meet to hook up with some... 236 00:08:35,095 --> 00:08:38,058 random nobody, and so we had to kick her off. 237 00:08:38,187 --> 00:08:39,604 Okay, and is that when she got angry 238 00:08:39,604 --> 00:08:40,636 and called to complain? 239 00:08:40,638 --> 00:08:43,023 [LAUGHS] No, it was more like she went psycho. 240 00:08:43,026 --> 00:08:45,765 Ah, well, boring people never like to be told they're dull. 241 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:46,642 Right, Detective? 242 00:08:46,886 --> 00:08:48,411 What did you do after the call? 243 00:08:48,413 --> 00:08:50,062 I stayed here, I worked late. 244 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,214 We've been busy as hell these days. 245 00:08:52,216 --> 00:08:53,716 Not nearly, I can assure you. 246 00:08:53,718 --> 00:08:56,586 Well, I'd like to talk to anyone who can corroborate your alibi. 247 00:08:56,588 --> 00:08:58,621 Also, I'll need a list of any of the users 248 00:08:58,623 --> 00:08:59,722 that complained about Kim. 249 00:08:59,724 --> 00:09:00,828 No can do. 250 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,191 With so many celebrity clients, 251 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:04,393 our entire business model is based off 252 00:09:04,395 --> 00:09:06,329 our ironclad privacy protocols. 253 00:09:06,575 --> 00:09:08,296 Fine, I'll just get a warrant. 254 00:09:08,296 --> 00:09:09,395 Good luck with that. 255 00:09:09,397 --> 00:09:11,097 I mean, how long did it take the FBI 256 00:09:11,099 --> 00:09:12,683 to hack one cell phone? 257 00:09:18,195 --> 00:09:20,172 Yep, I'll have the tech team get on it. 258 00:09:20,174 --> 00:09:22,775 You got it, Chloe. Ah! 259 00:09:22,777 --> 00:09:24,477 CHARLOTTE: Hello, Ms. Lopez. 260 00:09:24,479 --> 00:09:28,572 I wanted to ask you something. 261 00:09:29,651 --> 00:09:32,319 You know this darkness that you say you see in me? 262 00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:34,463 - Mm-hmm. - I've been trying to address it, 263 00:09:34,463 --> 00:09:36,521 and, uh, details would help. 264 00:09:36,523 --> 00:09:39,396 So, where do you see it, exactly? 265 00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:41,243 How? When? 266 00:09:41,268 --> 00:09:42,859 Like, now. 267 00:09:43,097 --> 00:09:45,107 Right about there. 268 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,706 Oh. 269 00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:48,904 Hmm. 270 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,370 Little better? 271 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:51,812 But you know, still, 272 00:09:51,812 --> 00:09:53,878 you don't exactly scream rainbows and sunshine, 273 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,089 even when you're not wielding murder weapons. 274 00:09:56,092 --> 00:09:58,450 Well, for the record, I wouldn't stab you, 275 00:09:58,452 --> 00:10:00,785 not here, with all these cops around. 276 00:10:01,931 --> 00:10:04,531 Oh, come on, that was funny. 277 00:10:04,531 --> 00:10:07,566 Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. Funny. 278 00:10:07,569 --> 00:10:09,134 Also dark. 279 00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:10,799 Right. Fair point. 280 00:10:10,801 --> 00:10:12,635 But it's cool. 281 00:10:12,637 --> 00:10:14,681 You know, being dark. 282 00:10:15,054 --> 00:10:16,905 To each their own, you know? 283 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,495 Wow, you really have this "being good" thing down. 284 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,254 Huh? 285 00:10:20,461 --> 00:10:24,416 You know, you might be just the person to guide me. 286 00:10:24,636 --> 00:10:25,495 To where? 287 00:10:25,495 --> 00:10:27,683 Somewhere other than Hell. 288 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,338 See, I've, um, I've learned 289 00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:34,831 that there are consequences to my darkness. 290 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:38,001 Really permanent ones, as it turns out. 291 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:41,438 And I was thinking you could help me avoid them? 292 00:10:41,438 --> 00:10:42,503 No way, José. 293 00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:45,673 I mean, I wish I could help you, I do, 294 00:10:45,673 --> 00:10:47,766 but I'm so busy. 295 00:10:47,768 --> 00:10:49,444 - With what? - You know. 296 00:10:49,447 --> 00:10:51,836 Cases, forensic stuff. 297 00:10:51,838 --> 00:10:54,172 The lieutenant won't be back from medical leave 298 00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:57,545 until next week, so it's, like, cray-cray up in here. 299 00:10:58,245 --> 00:10:59,819 ELLA: Oh, hey, Dan. 300 00:10:59,822 --> 00:11:01,876 I bet you need me to go do that thing, huh? 301 00:11:01,876 --> 00:11:04,110 That super urgent forensic thing. 302 00:11:04,112 --> 00:11:05,411 Yeah, yeah. See? 303 00:11:05,413 --> 00:11:06,864 Cray-cray. 304 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,119 Well... 305 00:11:11,345 --> 00:11:12,644 I'm just gonna... 306 00:11:12,646 --> 00:11:14,279 - I was... - Yeah. 307 00:11:14,281 --> 00:11:15,320 Bye. 308 00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:18,371 [GRUNTS] Excuse me. 309 00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:21,005 LINDA: You know, you're exposing yourself 310 00:11:21,005 --> 00:11:22,898 to dreadful consequences. 311 00:11:22,901 --> 00:11:24,840 And I'm not talking bad Yelp reviews, 312 00:11:24,865 --> 00:11:26,365 I'm talking Hell. 313 00:11:26,367 --> 00:11:28,200 Turns out: real. 314 00:11:28,202 --> 00:11:29,401 [LAUGHING]: I know. 315 00:11:29,403 --> 00:11:30,836 I know, right? 316 00:11:30,838 --> 00:11:32,271 Shocker to me, too. 317 00:11:32,273 --> 00:11:35,798 But not as much as your dancing queen candle arrangements! 318 00:11:36,353 --> 00:11:37,586 Hey, 319 00:11:37,589 --> 00:11:38,480 Linda. 320 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,745 - Is everything okay? - Amenadiel, hi. 321 00:11:40,745 --> 00:11:42,177 I'm so glad you're here. 322 00:11:42,453 --> 00:11:44,487 I'm trying to plan my ex-husband's memorial, 323 00:11:44,489 --> 00:11:47,356 and I could really use another opinion. 324 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:50,660 Um, okay. So, which one do you like best? 325 00:11:50,662 --> 00:11:52,790 Just, knee-jerk reaction. 326 00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:53,953 Go. 327 00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:55,459 That one? 328 00:11:55,613 --> 00:11:59,449 Really? You don't think it's too ornate? 329 00:11:59,451 --> 00:12:00,193 That one. 330 00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:01,226 You're right. 331 00:12:01,419 --> 00:12:03,442 This one's simple, yet elegant. 332 00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:05,664 See, you're just the insight I needed. 333 00:12:05,888 --> 00:12:07,120 Busy tomorrow? 334 00:12:09,658 --> 00:12:11,910 LUCIFER: That looks absolutely nothing 335 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:13,230 like our victim. 336 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:14,662 Take note, Daniel. These filters 337 00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:16,217 could be the answer to your dating drought. 338 00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:17,398 ELLA: Or not... I mean, 339 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,800 Kim only got one match. 340 00:12:18,802 --> 00:12:20,134 What... really? 341 00:12:20,136 --> 00:12:21,703 After all the effort our shoe went through 342 00:12:21,705 --> 00:12:22,971 to make herself look like a top hat, 343 00:12:22,973 --> 00:12:24,772 she only got the interest of one gentleman? 344 00:12:24,774 --> 00:12:26,654 Gentleman? You mean suspect. 345 00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:29,211 Yep. Username, FOREVER29. 346 00:12:29,213 --> 00:12:30,445 The app arranged a date for them, 347 00:12:30,447 --> 00:12:32,258 and based on their likes and locations, 348 00:12:32,283 --> 00:12:34,216 it suggested a sushi place on Melrose. 349 00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:37,087 Even made a reservation for them for the night of the murder. 350 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,312 CHLOE: This guy's using the app 351 00:12:38,312 --> 00:12:40,578 as a hunting ground; he could be targeting somebody right now. 352 00:12:40,578 --> 00:12:41,541 We got to find him. 353 00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:43,526 Yeah, but how? We can't even get an I.D. 354 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,243 Yeah. Tech team hasn't been able to crack 355 00:12:45,245 --> 00:12:46,511 Top Meet's security algo. 356 00:12:46,513 --> 00:12:49,831 Which means Kim had mad hacking skills. 357 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,982 So can we use FOREVER29's profile pic 358 00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:53,717 and run it through facial recognition? 359 00:12:53,719 --> 00:12:56,485 Yeah, I know, I thought about that, but... 360 00:12:56,488 --> 00:12:57,921 LUCIFER: Partial profiles pics. 361 00:12:57,923 --> 00:12:59,823 Such a telltale sign of low self-esteem. 362 00:12:59,825 --> 00:13:01,291 Or our guy's keeping his profile secret 363 00:13:01,293 --> 00:13:02,559 because he's the killer. 364 00:13:02,561 --> 00:13:04,594 ELLA: Wait a minute, there is some good news, you guys. 365 00:13:04,596 --> 00:13:07,397 He used the app to RSVP for a mixer at Top Meet. 366 00:13:07,399 --> 00:13:08,465 It's happening tonight. 367 00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:09,740 Okay. We got to get to this party. 368 00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:12,147 Use what we know about FOREVER29 and single him out. 369 00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:13,334 LUCIFER: Okay, fine. I'll go. 370 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,341 Seeing as I'm the only interesting single person here, 371 00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:17,349 I think I'm our one shot to catching the killer. 372 00:13:17,349 --> 00:13:18,682 Lucifer, we're looking for a guy. 373 00:13:18,683 --> 00:13:19,549 Your point? 374 00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:20,383 DAN: Uh... 375 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:22,210 He's a dude. And he's straight. 376 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,779 That's never stopped me before, Daniel. 377 00:13:23,779 --> 00:13:26,146 I'm so good at flipping men, they call me The Skillet. 378 00:13:26,148 --> 00:13:27,547 - Oh, wow. - Okay. 379 00:13:27,549 --> 00:13:29,191 We need a woman, so I'll go. 380 00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:32,486 What? You, Detective? Socialize and flirt? Come on. 381 00:13:32,488 --> 00:13:35,689 Yeah, but for the investigation, I can sacrifice. 382 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,292 Can't be that hard being frivolous and shallow. 383 00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:40,360 I'll just channel my inner Lucifer. 384 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,529 What, you want to become a female version of me? 385 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,556 Okay. 386 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,903 I'll gladly train you. 387 00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:47,228 Chloe does Lucifer? 388 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:48,729 I wouldn't exactly word it that way... 389 00:13:48,731 --> 00:13:51,265 Get ready to go full me, Detective. 390 00:13:56,117 --> 00:13:58,453 LUCIFER: Oh, the Paris shows were glorious. 391 00:13:58,456 --> 00:13:59,822 Yes, worth the jetlag alone. 392 00:13:59,824 --> 00:14:00,957 How was your weekend? 393 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,757 CHLOE: Uh, awesome. Great. 394 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,261 Uh, Saturday, went camping with my daughter. 395 00:14:05,263 --> 00:14:07,797 And, uh, Sunday, did a big Costco run. 396 00:14:07,799 --> 00:14:10,967 [LAUGHS] There's, like, 300 hot dogs in my freezer. 397 00:14:10,969 --> 00:14:13,669 Oh, really? That is so interest... 398 00:14:13,671 --> 00:14:15,838 Oh, dear. Look what you did to poor Giancarlo. 399 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,607 Dead from boredom. 400 00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:19,575 Now, look, you're going to this Top Meet mixer 401 00:14:19,577 --> 00:14:20,654 to hunt down a killer, 402 00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:22,578 not to talk about your hunt for bulk food bargains. 403 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:23,670 Okay. 404 00:14:23,673 --> 00:14:26,834 Sorry I'm not fancy-schmancy enough for Giancarlo. 405 00:14:26,837 --> 00:14:28,417 Okay, let's get the terminology straight. 406 00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:29,585 Not "fancy-schmancy." 407 00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:30,795 Sophisticated. 408 00:14:30,798 --> 00:14:32,088 Oh, whatever. 409 00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:34,290 Why don't you just give me some tips 410 00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:36,116 on how to blend in with that crowd. Okay? 411 00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:38,182 You think being as fascinating as I am 412 00:14:38,185 --> 00:14:40,466 can be boiled down to a few tips? 413 00:14:40,469 --> 00:14:42,731 This is not paint by numbers. 414 00:14:42,734 --> 00:14:44,412 Goodness me, I need a drink. 415 00:14:45,837 --> 00:14:47,370 Oh. Thank you. 416 00:14:47,372 --> 00:14:50,026 - I have a tip, Mom. Don't talk about me. - Mm. Mm! 417 00:14:50,029 --> 00:14:52,748 Yes, definitely, no mention of the child. 418 00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:53,623 Ugh. 419 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,943 And enough with the tips. 420 00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:56,745 Why don't we do a little role-play, hmm? 421 00:14:56,748 --> 00:14:58,915 - Okay. - You be a randy single man, 422 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,049 I'll be... 423 00:15:00,051 --> 00:15:01,795 I'll be the new you. 424 00:15:02,357 --> 00:15:04,119 Okay, I've never once done that. 425 00:15:04,122 --> 00:15:05,654 LUCIFER: My point exactly. 426 00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:07,890 Meet Lucinda. Come on. 427 00:15:12,706 --> 00:15:15,107 Gosh, this is gonna be harder than I thought. 428 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:16,732 [SIGHS] 429 00:15:26,678 --> 00:15:28,277 Oh, crap. 430 00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:29,645 [MOUTHING] 431 00:15:29,647 --> 00:15:32,048 [PANTING] 432 00:15:33,418 --> 00:15:34,951 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 433 00:15:34,953 --> 00:15:36,519 [GRUNTS] 434 00:15:45,997 --> 00:15:47,697 Oh. 435 00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,333 Need some help there, sir? 436 00:15:50,335 --> 00:15:51,867 There you go. 437 00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:56,599 [EXHALES] 438 00:15:58,977 --> 00:16:00,509 Good news, Ella. 439 00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:03,112 I've been admitted to the Forensic Shadow Program. 440 00:16:03,114 --> 00:16:04,396 What is that? 441 00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:05,615 A mentorship program. 442 00:16:05,618 --> 00:16:07,516 Which means I will be your student. 443 00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:09,652 I am going to stick to you like glue, 444 00:16:09,654 --> 00:16:12,722 so I can learn how to be good... at forensics. 445 00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:14,523 Stuff comes up constantly in court. 446 00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:16,959 - That's great. - UNI: Hold it, please! 447 00:16:17,784 --> 00:16:19,074 [PANTING] 448 00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:20,486 Oh, I don't think so, buddy. 449 00:16:20,489 --> 00:16:22,756 I mean, what am I, Mother Teresa? 450 00:16:36,514 --> 00:16:37,777 My, my. 451 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,179 Detective. 452 00:16:39,182 --> 00:16:40,549 You look... 453 00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,318 Like a female Lucifer? 454 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,819 Well, that's what I was going for. 455 00:16:43,821 --> 00:16:45,021 [CHUCKLES] Well, 456 00:16:45,023 --> 00:16:47,790 close enough, but you're going to need this. 457 00:16:48,686 --> 00:16:50,886 Do I really need to wear an ear bug? 458 00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:51,954 Absolutely. 459 00:16:51,957 --> 00:16:53,270 From what we know about our killer, 460 00:16:53,272 --> 00:16:55,005 blue-eyed sushi snob who loves surfing 461 00:16:55,008 --> 00:16:57,309 and splooshing, I'd say you're a bit out of your comfort zone, 462 00:16:57,311 --> 00:16:59,879 so you're going to need to bring Lucinda's A game. 463 00:16:59,882 --> 00:17:01,114 You mean your A game. 464 00:17:01,117 --> 00:17:02,584 Absolutely. Oh, and while we're at it, 465 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,454 do you need a refresher on "splooshing"? It's very simple. 466 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,409 - You just cover yourself in... - No, no. Stop. I'm good, I'm good. 467 00:17:06,411 --> 00:17:07,806 But... oh. 468 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,834 Except for... 469 00:17:09,837 --> 00:17:11,247 What, you don't want to wear it? 470 00:17:11,249 --> 00:17:12,381 It's not... 471 00:17:12,383 --> 00:17:13,983 really Lucinda's style. 472 00:17:13,985 --> 00:17:15,087 Right. 473 00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:16,235 Oh. 474 00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:22,616 Okay. 475 00:17:22,619 --> 00:17:23,885 There. 476 00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:25,053 I'm ready. 477 00:17:25,055 --> 00:17:26,821 Yes, you are. 478 00:17:26,823 --> 00:17:28,356 Good luck. 479 00:17:28,358 --> 00:17:30,225 Thank you. 480 00:17:30,227 --> 00:17:32,360 [CAMERAS CLICKING] 481 00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:40,769 ♪ Everybody's singing the same song ♪ 482 00:17:40,771 --> 00:17:42,904 ♪ It goes "tonight, tonight, tonight ♪ 483 00:17:42,906 --> 00:17:44,521 ♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight" ♪ 484 00:17:44,524 --> 00:17:45,940 ♪ I never realized ♪ 485 00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:48,109 ♪ These artists thought so much about dying... ♪ 486 00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:50,245 Hi. I'll get a, uh, IPA, please. 487 00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:51,579 LUCIFER [OVER BUG]: No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 488 00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:53,681 Not beer. Prosecco. 489 00:17:53,683 --> 00:17:55,250 But I hate Prosecco. 490 00:17:55,252 --> 00:17:58,084 Well, tough luck. Lucinda loves it. 491 00:17:58,087 --> 00:17:59,486 [LAUGHS] Beer. 492 00:17:59,489 --> 00:18:01,134 It's a good job I'm here. 493 00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,892 Yeah, man. Close call. 494 00:18:07,297 --> 00:18:08,963 [CLEARS THROAT] 495 00:18:08,966 --> 00:18:10,993 Possible suspect, moving in. 496 00:18:10,996 --> 00:18:12,834 LUCIFER: Right. Whatever he says to you, 497 00:18:12,837 --> 00:18:13,968 just laugh. 498 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,037 - [LAUGHS SOFTLY] - Hey there. 499 00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:17,939 What's your name? 500 00:18:17,941 --> 00:18:19,874 [LAUGHS] 501 00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:21,009 Lucinda. 502 00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:22,477 - LUCIFER: No, no... - [LAUGHS] 503 00:18:22,479 --> 00:18:24,813 Not like a demented witch on crack. 504 00:18:24,815 --> 00:18:26,815 A deep, sultry laugh. 505 00:18:26,817 --> 00:18:30,485 [LAUGHS] 506 00:18:30,487 --> 00:18:31,586 Ha, ha, ha. 507 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:32,787 Ha... I'm sorry. 508 00:18:32,789 --> 00:18:35,790 I think I may have had a little too much Prosecco 509 00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,659 on an empty stomach. 510 00:18:37,661 --> 00:18:38,726 I should have had that sushi. 511 00:18:38,728 --> 00:18:40,428 Did you try the sushi? Is it good? 512 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:42,964 No, no. I didn't. I'm a, I'm a vegan. 513 00:18:42,966 --> 00:18:43,976 Oh. 514 00:18:43,979 --> 00:18:45,412 Anyway. 515 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,635 You might want to go easy on the bubbles. 516 00:18:47,637 --> 00:18:50,104 Ah. 517 00:18:50,106 --> 00:18:51,172 [SIGHS] 518 00:18:51,174 --> 00:18:52,473 Smooth. 519 00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:54,115 Beginner's bad luck. 520 00:18:54,118 --> 00:18:55,851 Look, it's hard to do justice 521 00:18:55,854 --> 00:18:58,068 to my captivating essence, but she'll get the hang of it. 522 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,258 Don't be such a Debbie Downer, Daniel. 523 00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:04,250 [QUIETLY]: Sorry. 524 00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:11,492 - Hey. - Hey. 525 00:19:11,494 --> 00:19:13,094 Hi. 526 00:19:13,096 --> 00:19:14,295 You're really tan. 527 00:19:14,297 --> 00:19:15,930 Are you, uh, are you a surfer? 528 00:19:15,932 --> 00:19:18,233 Well, I'd sure like to surf in your eyes. 529 00:19:18,235 --> 00:19:19,634 LUCIFER: Ugh, dearie me. 530 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:22,136 He's lucky it's not a crime to be a cheeseball. 531 00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:23,872 Anyway, at least the ice is broken. 532 00:19:23,874 --> 00:19:25,848 Now, just make small talk. 533 00:19:25,851 --> 00:19:28,708 So I drove up to this meditation retreat 534 00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:30,011 in Big Sur last week. 535 00:19:30,013 --> 00:19:31,145 No, no, no! 536 00:19:31,147 --> 00:19:32,213 PCH is closed. 537 00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:33,381 Say you helicoptered... 538 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:34,215 Shush. 539 00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:35,917 Uh, excuse me? 540 00:19:35,919 --> 00:19:38,086 Sploosh. I said "sploosh." 541 00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:39,954 Are you into splooshing? 542 00:19:56,473 --> 00:19:57,805 [SIGHS] 543 00:19:57,807 --> 00:20:00,808 Time to change tactics. 544 00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:02,377 You know what? 545 00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:06,080 Enjoy the Prosecco, Lucinda. 546 00:20:08,285 --> 00:20:10,151 I don't believe this. 547 00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:12,181 Ditching protocol mid-sting? 548 00:20:12,184 --> 00:20:13,450 Who does that? 549 00:20:13,453 --> 00:20:15,456 Maybe she'll do better on her own. 550 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,724 Don't be ridiculous, Daniel. 551 00:20:16,726 --> 00:20:18,693 She'll flounder without my expert guidance. 552 00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:19,894 - Oh, yeah. - Right. 553 00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:21,562 I'm clearly needed on the front lines. 554 00:20:21,564 --> 00:20:24,039 You just stay here and do what you do best. 555 00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:26,401 Nada. 556 00:20:26,403 --> 00:20:28,269 [SCOFFS] 557 00:20:30,984 --> 00:20:32,607 CHLOE: Oh, I love traveling. 558 00:20:32,609 --> 00:20:33,841 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 559 00:20:33,843 --> 00:20:35,043 Any fun plans coming up? 560 00:20:35,045 --> 00:20:37,679 Um, well, I... 561 00:20:37,681 --> 00:20:40,381 I was thinking of, uh, maybe getting out of the city 562 00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:42,943 and taking my daughter camping. 563 00:20:42,946 --> 00:20:44,106 Cool. 564 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,553 I-I love the outdoors. 565 00:20:45,555 --> 00:20:46,912 - CHLOE: Oh. - I'm a surfer. 566 00:20:46,915 --> 00:20:48,376 CHLOE: Really? 567 00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,891 Goes well with camping. 568 00:20:49,893 --> 00:20:51,759 I've always wanted to try surfing. 569 00:20:51,761 --> 00:20:52,894 - But I... - You should... 570 00:20:53,797 --> 00:20:55,029 Oh, hi, Lucifer. 571 00:20:55,031 --> 00:20:56,264 This is Benji. 572 00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:57,732 CHLOE: He just had 573 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,167 four pieces of sashimi, 574 00:20:59,169 --> 00:21:00,802 and we just started talking about surfing. 575 00:21:00,804 --> 00:21:02,755 Oh, lovely. Now, I insist 576 00:21:02,758 --> 00:21:04,313 you put your mic back in immediately. 577 00:21:04,316 --> 00:21:06,021 We can't hear a thing in the truck. 578 00:21:06,024 --> 00:21:07,724 You are being quite loud. 579 00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:09,239 [GROANS] Nice work. 580 00:21:09,846 --> 00:21:11,846 LUCIFER: Bloody hell. 581 00:21:11,849 --> 00:21:13,372 WOMAN: Hey, there goes Benji! 582 00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:14,908 MAN: Benji, over here! 583 00:21:15,852 --> 00:21:17,535 Whoa. You have to save me from them. 584 00:21:17,538 --> 00:21:18,786 DAN: Uh, yeah. 585 00:21:18,788 --> 00:21:20,729 They're with me. 586 00:21:21,057 --> 00:21:22,523 Not bad for nada, huh? 587 00:21:22,525 --> 00:21:23,429 [CHUCKLES] 588 00:21:23,432 --> 00:21:24,826 Wait, she's a cop? 589 00:21:24,828 --> 00:21:26,227 Detective Decker, LAPD. 590 00:21:26,229 --> 00:21:27,929 We want to talk to you about a murder. 591 00:21:27,931 --> 00:21:29,630 MAN: Benji, you're the best, bro! 592 00:21:29,632 --> 00:21:30,832 You're not paparazzi? 593 00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:32,433 What? 594 00:21:32,435 --> 00:21:33,676 Oh, thank God. 595 00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:36,929 I mean, the things Dad gets credit for. 596 00:21:36,932 --> 00:21:38,031 [MOUTHS] 597 00:21:40,909 --> 00:21:43,584 Yeah, I went on a date with her. 598 00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:45,175 Just the other night. 599 00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:49,148 Still can't believe she's, uh... she's dead. 600 00:21:49,151 --> 00:21:50,424 Oh? 601 00:21:50,426 --> 00:21:52,760 Did you think she'd survive you murdering her? 602 00:21:52,762 --> 00:21:54,662 I told you, I'm innocent. 603 00:21:54,664 --> 00:21:55,997 Well, you're an overpaid DJ, 604 00:21:55,999 --> 00:21:57,765 so that's up for debate. 605 00:21:57,767 --> 00:22:00,468 It seems you were the last person to see Kim alive. 606 00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:02,003 I couldn't have been. 607 00:22:02,005 --> 00:22:03,571 When I dropped her off after our date, 608 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:06,065 - her roommate was still there. - How do you know that? 609 00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:07,475 Because that's the reason I didn't go upstairs 610 00:22:07,477 --> 00:22:09,110 like Kim suggested. 611 00:22:09,112 --> 00:22:10,378 I was trying to avoid Esther. 612 00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:11,946 What, kombucha martini girl? 613 00:22:11,948 --> 00:22:13,781 Do you know her roommate? 614 00:22:13,783 --> 00:22:15,683 To the extent that you can know someone 615 00:22:15,685 --> 00:22:17,618 who's glued to her phone and talks in hashtags. 616 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,986 - [SCOFFS] - Yep, that's her. 617 00:22:18,988 --> 00:22:20,421 How did you two meet? 618 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,502 We matched on the Top Meet app a few weeks ago. 619 00:22:23,505 --> 00:22:24,971 Went on two exhausting dates. 620 00:22:24,974 --> 00:22:26,908 Then why go on the second date? 621 00:22:28,231 --> 00:22:29,730 Because I wanted to see Kim again. 622 00:22:29,732 --> 00:22:32,400 I met her at the apartment when I picked up Esther 623 00:22:32,402 --> 00:22:34,068 for our first date. 624 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:36,198 She wasn't there the second time. 625 00:22:36,201 --> 00:22:38,201 So you can imagine how stoked I was 626 00:22:38,204 --> 00:22:39,772 when she popped up on the Top Meet app. 627 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,401 No. I can't, actually. 628 00:22:41,404 --> 00:22:44,377 You're saying that you used a top hat to get to a shoe? 629 00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:46,080 He must be lying, Detective. 630 00:22:46,082 --> 00:22:47,381 BENJI: I'm not lying. 631 00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:49,640 I really liked Kim. 632 00:22:49,643 --> 00:22:52,219 She was different than all the other women on the app. 633 00:22:52,221 --> 00:22:53,554 What, different as in duller, 634 00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:55,406 more mundane and dressed for less? 635 00:22:55,409 --> 00:22:57,558 No, as in she didn't make me feel 636 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,061 like I had to be on all the time. 637 00:23:00,063 --> 00:23:03,112 With her, I could... 638 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,848 I could just be myself. 639 00:23:06,202 --> 00:23:07,334 Interesting. 640 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,146 Thanks. 641 00:23:11,369 --> 00:23:12,839 [CLEARS THROAT] 642 00:23:12,842 --> 00:23:15,643 What if Esther found out about Benji and Kim? 643 00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:17,354 Got jealous, lost control... 644 00:23:19,515 --> 00:23:22,483 This goddess, jealous of the plain Jane? 645 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:23,690 It's-it's ludicrous! 646 00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:26,217 It's like me being jealous of that paper clip. 647 00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:27,312 Or Daniel. 648 00:23:27,315 --> 00:23:29,290 I mean, not to mention 649 00:23:29,292 --> 00:23:32,073 Esther is far too busy for murder, Detective. 650 00:23:32,076 --> 00:23:33,924 Look. She flew to Florence last week 651 00:23:33,927 --> 00:23:35,563 just 'cause she fancied eating some gelato. 652 00:23:35,565 --> 00:23:37,231 She went on a plane to get ice cream? 653 00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:39,467 Well, when you say it in English, it sounds silly. 654 00:23:39,469 --> 00:23:42,236 Oh. Hello. Look at that belfie. 655 00:23:42,238 --> 00:23:44,939 [CHUCKLES] Bet you could bounce a quarter off that derrière. 656 00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:48,008 Oh. Yeah... 657 00:23:49,312 --> 00:23:50,711 Wait, uh, go back. 658 00:23:50,713 --> 00:23:52,765 - There. - What? 659 00:23:52,768 --> 00:23:54,713 Something small and compact 660 00:23:54,716 --> 00:23:56,553 and surprisingly heavy for its size. 661 00:23:56,556 --> 00:23:58,289 Well, what's Miss Lopez's Aunt Rosalita 662 00:23:58,292 --> 00:23:59,658 got to do with anything? 663 00:24:00,623 --> 00:24:01,622 Look. 664 00:24:01,624 --> 00:24:02,807 The dumbbell. 665 00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:04,258 It wasn't at the crime scene. 666 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:06,227 It matches the bruises on the victim, 667 00:24:06,229 --> 00:24:07,428 it's a weapon of convenience, 668 00:24:07,430 --> 00:24:09,263 and it fits the crime of passion scenario. 669 00:24:09,265 --> 00:24:11,899 Doesn't mean Esther was the one to wield it, though. 670 00:24:11,901 --> 00:24:13,968 If my theory of jealousy is right, she was. 671 00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:15,385 Trust me, Detective, 672 00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:17,755 there's no way that Esther has ever used a weight... 673 00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:20,205 I refer once again to her naturally sublime derrière. 674 00:24:29,690 --> 00:24:31,685 [QUIETLY]: Oh, crap. 675 00:24:45,701 --> 00:24:47,835 You're avoiding me, aren't you? 676 00:24:47,837 --> 00:24:49,737 Don't be crazy. 677 00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,639 No. I just... 678 00:24:51,641 --> 00:24:55,419 you know, like my floors spotless. 679 00:24:55,422 --> 00:24:58,523 An evidence lab can never be too clean. 680 00:24:58,526 --> 00:25:02,783 And that is your Forensic Lesson of the Day. 681 00:25:02,785 --> 00:25:03,984 More next week? 682 00:25:03,986 --> 00:25:06,226 Why don't you want to mentor me? 683 00:25:06,229 --> 00:25:08,463 It's not that I don't want to, okay? 684 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,824 I just don't have the time. 685 00:25:09,826 --> 00:25:11,192 Well, I've been watching you. 686 00:25:11,194 --> 00:25:12,226 You have plenty of time. 687 00:25:12,228 --> 00:25:13,961 You just waste it chitchatting. 688 00:25:13,963 --> 00:25:15,968 You mean socializing? 689 00:25:15,971 --> 00:25:19,054 Connecting with people isn't a waste. 690 00:25:19,057 --> 00:25:20,534 Okay. 691 00:25:20,536 --> 00:25:23,637 Let's be honest here. 692 00:25:23,639 --> 00:25:27,608 You don't really care about anyone's kids or whatever. 693 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:29,743 I mean, you're faking it, right? 694 00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:32,746 Just tell me, how do you keep your eyes from glazing over? 695 00:25:34,317 --> 00:25:36,550 There is no Forensic Shadow Program, is there? 696 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:41,726 Even if I had been tempted to help... 697 00:25:41,729 --> 00:25:44,091 And I'm not saying that I had... 698 00:25:44,093 --> 00:25:45,726 Now that I know you lied? 699 00:25:45,728 --> 00:25:47,595 Poof! 700 00:25:47,597 --> 00:25:50,432 Temptation officially gone. 701 00:25:53,603 --> 00:25:54,969 ♪ All right ♪ 702 00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,916 ♪ She said the ride is rough ♪ 703 00:25:59,919 --> 00:26:04,022 ♪ But love the way it rumbles ♪ 704 00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:05,127 ♪ Mmm ♪ 705 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,047 ♪ She said the ride is rough... ♪ 706 00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:10,317 Okay, so I'm thinking: big band over here 707 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:13,921 and two long, two long buffet tables over here... 708 00:26:13,923 --> 00:26:15,356 or should we do three? 709 00:26:15,358 --> 00:26:17,157 Well, it depends. How many people are coming? 710 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,592 Uh, just 350. 711 00:26:18,594 --> 00:26:20,928 350? 712 00:26:20,930 --> 00:26:22,396 Wow. 713 00:26:22,398 --> 00:26:24,927 I didn't realize how much you still cared about Reese. 714 00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:25,929 Of course I do! 715 00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,401 I'm heartbroken about his death. 716 00:26:27,403 --> 00:26:29,203 Distraught, really. 717 00:26:29,205 --> 00:26:30,638 Can barely function. 718 00:26:32,573 --> 00:26:34,108 Okay, okay. 719 00:26:34,110 --> 00:26:37,678 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm functioning perfectly. 720 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,913 I only feel terrible 721 00:26:38,915 --> 00:26:40,848 that I don't feel terrible about his death. 722 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:43,017 Okay, so all of this is just a... 723 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,818 A pathetic attempt to cover up the fact 724 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:49,423 that I can't stop thinking about me. 725 00:26:49,425 --> 00:26:51,825 Me, me. 726 00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:53,861 Me and my own brush with death. 727 00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:56,030 - I understand, Linda. I mean... - How could you possibly understand 728 00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,799 what it's like to be rotisseried 729 00:26:57,802 --> 00:27:00,423 by the, by the goddess of all creation? 730 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:04,672 Dealing with mortality was so much easier 731 00:27:04,674 --> 00:27:07,588 when I was just another clueless idiot. 732 00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:13,769 Being a celestial insider... really sucks. 733 00:27:14,031 --> 00:27:15,649 I used to walk around thinking 734 00:27:15,674 --> 00:27:17,892 maybe reincarnation was real. 735 00:27:19,131 --> 00:27:21,171 Sure, it sounded bonkers, 736 00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:24,791 but I could still wonder, still hope. 737 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,520 What if I came back as a chameleon or something? 738 00:27:32,181 --> 00:27:33,781 Chameleons are cool. 739 00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:37,940 But now I know that's never happening, 740 00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:41,823 because I know, you know, everything, 741 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:45,261 including where I'm headed when... when this is over. 742 00:27:45,857 --> 00:27:46,934 And where is that? 743 00:27:46,937 --> 00:27:48,270 Where do you think? 744 00:27:50,550 --> 00:27:52,501 I wish I'd never met any of you. 745 00:27:59,874 --> 00:28:03,845 CHLOE: So we wanted to, uh, ask you 746 00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:04,668 a few... 747 00:28:04,668 --> 00:28:06,453 Would you want to put on a shirt, 748 00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:09,694 or anything to cover... your body? 749 00:28:09,697 --> 00:28:12,683 No. Why? Are you cold? 750 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:14,240 Yes. Would you like my jacket, Detective? 751 00:28:14,242 --> 00:28:15,725 No. I am great, thank you. 752 00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:16,910 Right. 753 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:20,180 So, when was this photo taken? 754 00:28:20,182 --> 00:28:25,852 Uh, I took that on my way to Tokyo, I think. 755 00:28:26,423 --> 00:28:27,434 Sorry. 756 00:28:27,434 --> 00:28:29,860 I travel so much, it's hard to keep track. 757 00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:31,936 It's actually something else 758 00:28:31,939 --> 00:28:33,372 that we're trying to track down. 759 00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:34,674 This pink dumbbell here? 760 00:28:34,677 --> 00:28:36,174 It went missing the night of Kim's murder. 761 00:28:36,176 --> 00:28:37,342 Any idea where it went? 762 00:28:37,344 --> 00:28:38,228 Nope. 763 00:28:38,228 --> 00:28:40,567 It's not mine. I don't work out. 764 00:28:40,592 --> 00:28:42,224 - Ah. - Everything you see 765 00:28:42,227 --> 00:28:44,193 - is God-given. - LUCIFER: And they say that 766 00:28:44,196 --> 00:28:45,732 Dad doesn't give with both hands. 767 00:28:45,735 --> 00:28:47,030 So, the dumbbell. 768 00:28:47,032 --> 00:28:48,198 You're saying that's Kim's? 769 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,532 Yeah. Poor thing 770 00:28:49,534 --> 00:28:51,534 tried so hard to be like me. 771 00:28:51,536 --> 00:28:53,068 So how did it feel when you realized 772 00:28:53,068 --> 00:28:54,698 that Benji preferred Kim to you? 773 00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:56,579 Nuh, uh-uh-uh. Sneaky. 774 00:28:56,582 --> 00:28:58,282 Don't listen to the detective, darling. 775 00:28:58,284 --> 00:28:59,684 She's trying to trick you. 776 00:28:59,686 --> 00:29:01,085 You just look into my eyes 777 00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:03,001 so we can prove to her that she's wrong. 778 00:29:03,295 --> 00:29:06,337 Now, you're too sophisticated 779 00:29:06,362 --> 00:29:08,835 to care about your boring flatmate's trifles, aren't you? 780 00:29:08,838 --> 00:29:11,965 Tell me, what is it that you really desire? 781 00:29:13,214 --> 00:29:14,374 I... 782 00:29:15,246 --> 00:29:16,546 I... 783 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:17,466 Yeah. 784 00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:18,848 Want to... 785 00:29:19,501 --> 00:29:22,612 stop posing and lying! 786 00:29:23,103 --> 00:29:24,804 It takes so much effort 787 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,147 to make these pics look so effortless. 788 00:29:27,172 --> 00:29:28,350 It's exhausting! 789 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,464 Well, so you're saying it's just all a facade? 790 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,370 I don't even know what that word means! 791 00:29:33,370 --> 00:29:35,339 I'm not worldly at all! 792 00:29:38,554 --> 00:29:40,625 #Barbados? 793 00:29:41,597 --> 00:29:42,172 More like 794 00:29:42,172 --> 00:29:43,699 #Bogus. 795 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:44,917 The most exotic place 796 00:29:44,942 --> 00:29:46,775 I've ever been is the gym's sauna. 797 00:29:46,777 --> 00:29:48,710 But you said you didn't work out. 798 00:29:48,712 --> 00:29:50,678 Of course I do. 799 00:29:50,678 --> 00:29:52,912 With real equipment, at a gym, 800 00:29:52,912 --> 00:29:54,378 not in my living room. 801 00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:56,480 So you're still saying that the dumbbell is Kim's? 802 00:29:56,482 --> 00:30:00,929 Yeah. She tried everything to be part of my glamorous lifestyle. 803 00:30:01,004 --> 00:30:02,802 She was even planning on getting surgery 804 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,134 once all the money came in. 805 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,269 What money? 806 00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:06,437 I don't know, 807 00:30:06,439 --> 00:30:08,781 but she made it sound life-changing. 808 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:10,808 CHLOE: Maybe the motive 809 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:12,443 for Kim's murder was financial. 810 00:30:12,445 --> 00:30:14,345 Maybe she was coming into some inheritance, 811 00:30:14,347 --> 00:30:16,265 and someone wasn't happy about it. 812 00:30:16,268 --> 00:30:18,248 I can't believe Esther was a fake. 813 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,284 I mean, how did I completely misjudge her? 814 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,385 Lucifer, are you listening? 815 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,053 We need to look into this windfall. 816 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:24,637 Detective, I think 817 00:30:24,662 --> 00:30:26,377 I've been spending too much time with you. 818 00:30:26,377 --> 00:30:28,412 It's turned my top hat radar rusty. 819 00:30:28,415 --> 00:30:30,181 - What? - But no offense, but I think I need 820 00:30:30,184 --> 00:30:31,957 to go and hang out with some interesting people 821 00:30:31,957 --> 00:30:33,744 before you turn me into a shoe. 822 00:30:38,598 --> 00:30:41,262 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING, WAVES CRASHING] 823 00:30:46,739 --> 00:30:48,038 - I'm sorry. - Mm. 824 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,840 I don't regret meeting you. 825 00:30:49,842 --> 00:30:52,176 I just... It's a lot. 826 00:30:52,747 --> 00:30:54,912 I've calmed down now, so can we go? 827 00:30:54,914 --> 00:30:56,981 Lie down with me, Linda. 828 00:30:56,984 --> 00:30:59,395 On the... on the sand? 829 00:31:01,344 --> 00:31:02,910 Oh, okay. 830 00:31:05,024 --> 00:31:06,690 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 831 00:31:06,692 --> 00:31:07,592 Listen, 832 00:31:08,647 --> 00:31:12,415 there was a time when I, too, thought that I knew everything. 833 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:16,948 This was... this was back when I was an angel 834 00:31:17,690 --> 00:31:21,856 and spent all my time looking down on the world. 835 00:31:24,409 --> 00:31:25,883 But, you see, I found 836 00:31:25,883 --> 00:31:28,050 that it takes looking up to gain perspective. 837 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:29,985 It's a good reminder of just how much 838 00:31:29,987 --> 00:31:31,361 there is that we don't know. 839 00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:33,372 Linda... 840 00:31:35,881 --> 00:31:37,769 if you really think about it... 841 00:31:39,196 --> 00:31:41,797 do you have any fewer questions than you used to? 842 00:31:42,507 --> 00:31:43,812 When you didn't know? 843 00:31:43,972 --> 00:31:46,562 I mean, they're... they're different questions, 844 00:31:46,562 --> 00:31:48,429 but there are just as many, maybe more. 845 00:31:48,430 --> 00:31:49,629 So you're still every bit 846 00:31:49,631 --> 00:31:51,655 the clueless idiot that you always were? 847 00:31:51,658 --> 00:31:54,134 [BOTH LAUGHING] 848 00:31:56,204 --> 00:31:57,870 [SIGHS] 849 00:31:58,502 --> 00:31:59,827 That helps. 850 00:32:02,528 --> 00:32:04,794 Still sucks about the chameleon, though. 851 00:32:04,794 --> 00:32:06,878 [LAUGHS] 852 00:32:14,821 --> 00:32:15,751 Thank you. 853 00:32:16,490 --> 00:32:18,556 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 854 00:32:24,031 --> 00:32:27,365 I can't find any sign of that windfall. 855 00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:30,268 As far as I can tell, there was no money coming Kim's way. 856 00:32:30,293 --> 00:32:31,682 Oh, there's got to be something. 857 00:32:31,682 --> 00:32:32,682 There is. 858 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:35,622 Charlotte, what are you doing here? 859 00:32:36,029 --> 00:32:39,067 I felt unsettled about lying to you. 860 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:41,553 Um, I thought I could make up for it by making myself useful. 861 00:32:41,553 --> 00:32:46,133 So, I overheard you talking about finding a connection 862 00:32:46,158 --> 00:32:48,184 between the dead girl and that exclusive dating app. 863 00:32:48,184 --> 00:32:50,036 So I did a little digging, and I found one... 864 00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:52,190 - Well, we're long past that. - Are you sure? 865 00:32:52,193 --> 00:32:54,156 I had to pull some strings to get this. 866 00:32:54,159 --> 00:32:56,028 It's an employment contract 867 00:32:56,030 --> 00:32:58,063 between Kim and the owner of the app, 868 00:32:58,065 --> 00:32:59,298 Mack something. 869 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:02,034 Drawn up two years ago in total secrecy. 870 00:33:02,036 --> 00:33:04,479 But Mack said that he hadn't met Kim 871 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,015 until she called him that night. 872 00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:07,272 Oh, he met her, all right. 873 00:33:07,274 --> 00:33:08,574 Kim hired him. 874 00:33:08,576 --> 00:33:10,428 She hired him? 875 00:33:10,496 --> 00:33:12,722 And then hacked his app? It doesn't make sense. 876 00:33:12,722 --> 00:33:13,888 Unless... 877 00:33:13,890 --> 00:33:15,557 she didn't hack it. 878 00:33:15,559 --> 00:33:19,148 Top Meet's encryption protocol is impossible to crack. 879 00:33:19,148 --> 00:33:21,048 Except to the person who built it. 880 00:33:21,050 --> 00:33:21,976 Exactly. 881 00:33:21,976 --> 00:33:24,182 So, if Kim created Top Meet, 882 00:33:24,277 --> 00:33:25,597 then who the hell is Mack? 883 00:33:25,597 --> 00:33:28,320 [SIGHS]: Well, no computer whiz, that's for sure. 884 00:33:28,345 --> 00:33:29,400 C-minus student, 885 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,433 barely graduated high school. 886 00:33:31,436 --> 00:33:33,962 Voted Most Likely to Sleep His Way to the Top. 887 00:33:33,987 --> 00:33:36,026 And guess what he was doing before Top Meet. 888 00:33:36,026 --> 00:33:37,459 Spin instructor. 889 00:33:37,461 --> 00:33:39,428 Okay, wh-why would Kim hire him, though, 890 00:33:39,430 --> 00:33:41,814 if she's this genius computer engineer? 891 00:33:41,839 --> 00:33:43,605 What does he bring to the equation? 892 00:33:43,608 --> 00:33:45,363 Uh... that. 893 00:33:45,366 --> 00:33:47,249 Look at him and then look at her. 894 00:33:47,249 --> 00:33:48,348 If both came to you 895 00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:50,555 asking for funding for an elite dating app, 896 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:52,035 whose project would you invest in? 897 00:33:52,035 --> 00:33:54,369 Well, yeah, if you're being all superfish and whatevs. 898 00:33:54,371 --> 00:33:55,858 CHLOE: Which many people are. 899 00:33:55,861 --> 00:33:58,806 Maybe Kim felt she wasn't fancy-schmancy enough, 900 00:33:58,808 --> 00:34:01,240 so she hid the fact that she was the creator, 901 00:34:01,243 --> 00:34:04,011 and hired pretty boy Mack here to be the facade. 902 00:34:04,013 --> 00:34:06,781 In secret. Explains why it didn't come up 903 00:34:06,783 --> 00:34:08,868 - in the background check. - So Kim's insecurities 904 00:34:08,871 --> 00:34:10,351 allowed Mack to take the credit. 905 00:34:10,353 --> 00:34:11,962 And the money. 906 00:34:11,965 --> 00:34:14,054 Which she wanted to take back. 907 00:34:14,057 --> 00:34:15,720 That's the windfall she was expecting. 908 00:34:15,723 --> 00:34:17,191 It's a strong motive for him to kill her. 909 00:34:17,193 --> 00:34:19,494 - Yeah, but didn't his alibi check out? - He could have 910 00:34:19,496 --> 00:34:22,330 easily convinced one of his employees to lie for him. 911 00:34:22,332 --> 00:34:24,432 It's a solid theory, but still, 912 00:34:24,434 --> 00:34:26,768 - it's just a theory... we need proof. - [SIGHS] 913 00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:28,216 I really wish we had that murderous dumbbell 914 00:34:28,218 --> 00:34:29,985 - right about now. - Well, if Mack did it, 915 00:34:29,988 --> 00:34:32,839 - I think we know where to find it. Hmm? - We do? 916 00:34:32,842 --> 00:34:33,941 Uh, there's a good chance 917 00:34:33,943 --> 00:34:35,710 the murder weapon is at Mack's place. 918 00:34:35,712 --> 00:34:38,079 Seasoned killers know to leave it at the scene, 919 00:34:38,081 --> 00:34:40,548 but first-timers, they tend to take it with them. 920 00:34:40,550 --> 00:34:43,996 I can't count the times I've allegedly helped a client unmake 921 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:45,699 that mistake. 922 00:34:45,702 --> 00:34:47,087 Really? 923 00:34:47,090 --> 00:34:48,689 What? I said "allegedly." 924 00:34:50,026 --> 00:34:52,360 We need to get a search warrant for Mack's place. 925 00:34:52,362 --> 00:34:54,729 - Yeah, good luck with that. - Excuse me? 926 00:34:54,731 --> 00:34:57,031 Mack's lawyer will argue that all you have is conjecture 927 00:34:57,033 --> 00:34:58,399 based on circumstantial evidence, 928 00:34:58,402 --> 00:34:59,884 and any judge will agree. 929 00:34:59,887 --> 00:35:01,702 You're never getting that warrant. 930 00:35:01,704 --> 00:35:06,174 Well, then it's a good thing I am exactly our killer's type. 931 00:35:07,911 --> 00:35:10,480 Mack! I love the place. 932 00:35:10,651 --> 00:35:11,884 Mr. Morningstar. 933 00:35:11,886 --> 00:35:14,887 How about a gentlemen's weekend in Vegas? 934 00:35:14,889 --> 00:35:17,222 I need to scrape the rust off my playboy ways, and you're 935 00:35:17,224 --> 00:35:18,490 just the chap to help this Devil 936 00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:20,025 get his groove back. What do you say? 937 00:35:20,027 --> 00:35:21,827 [CHUCKLES] That sounds fun. 938 00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:23,095 - Yeah. - Uh... 939 00:35:23,097 --> 00:35:26,565 but I'm afraid I have a previous engagement. 940 00:35:26,567 --> 00:35:28,015 Oh? 941 00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:33,779 [CLEARS THROAT] 942 00:35:37,809 --> 00:35:40,351 Some alone time with the detective? 943 00:35:40,353 --> 00:35:42,783 - Not alone anymore. - Oh, Mack. 944 00:35:43,449 --> 00:35:45,240 I suppose we all have our low points. 945 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,250 But not to worry, 946 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:48,183 I've got a chopper waiting... If we leave now, 947 00:35:48,185 --> 00:35:49,951 we can still make the Encore pool party. 948 00:35:49,953 --> 00:35:52,087 [CHUCKLES] I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave, 949 00:35:52,089 --> 00:35:53,321 Detective... I'm trying to kick off 950 00:35:53,323 --> 00:35:55,212 a Most Interesting Bachelors' Bacchanalian here. 951 00:35:55,212 --> 00:35:57,146 You leave. I'm having fun. 952 00:35:57,148 --> 00:35:58,977 Something going on between you two? 953 00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,877 - Absolutely not. - Absolutely not. 954 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,518 I'm gonna grab a beer. 955 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,170 Decide for yourselves who gets the pleasure of my company. 956 00:36:05,195 --> 00:36:07,195 - [CHUCKLES]: Okay. - [CHUCKLES] 957 00:36:07,358 --> 00:36:09,058 Well, I didn't have him pegged for your type. 958 00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:10,292 I thought you preferred them boring. 959 00:36:10,294 --> 00:36:11,493 You think I'm on a date? 960 00:36:11,495 --> 00:36:13,662 I am here looking for the murder weapon, Lucifer. 961 00:36:13,664 --> 00:36:15,564 What, so now you think Mack's the killer? 962 00:36:15,566 --> 00:36:18,333 [CHUCKLES] You're just profiling fabulous people, aren't you? 963 00:36:18,335 --> 00:36:20,803 Enough with this crusade against us already. 964 00:36:20,805 --> 00:36:22,137 Mack isn't fabulous. 965 00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:23,705 Kim created Top Meet. 966 00:36:23,707 --> 00:36:25,240 He stole it. 967 00:36:25,242 --> 00:36:26,610 What? 968 00:36:28,245 --> 00:36:30,146 - Another phony? - Yes. 969 00:36:30,149 --> 00:36:32,014 [SIGHS] 970 00:36:32,016 --> 00:36:34,763 I suppose that explains the self-aggrandizing artwork. 971 00:36:34,766 --> 00:36:36,752 Would you just help me find the weapon? 972 00:36:36,754 --> 00:36:38,187 - Please? - [SIGHS] 973 00:36:38,189 --> 00:36:41,502 Okay, fine, in my experience, it's, uh, usually in the toilet. 974 00:36:41,505 --> 00:36:42,771 Oh, I checked there. 975 00:36:42,774 --> 00:36:44,526 Uh... freezer? 976 00:36:44,528 --> 00:36:45,594 It's not there, either. 977 00:36:45,596 --> 00:36:46,829 Well, the fireplace, then. 978 00:36:46,831 --> 00:36:48,802 [SIGHS]: Oh, Lucifer. 979 00:36:48,805 --> 00:36:50,070 There's no way. 980 00:36:50,070 --> 00:36:52,470 I mean, could he really be dumb enough to... 981 00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:54,137 - [CLACKING] - to... 982 00:36:55,245 --> 00:36:56,344 Lucifer. 983 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:57,413 Wha... 984 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:58,581 Ah. 985 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,785 Well, I think you put the dumb into dumbbell. 986 00:37:00,788 --> 00:37:02,713 - [GUN COCKS] - MACK: Decided against the beer... 987 00:37:02,715 --> 00:37:04,281 Because A: carbs. And B: 988 00:37:04,283 --> 00:37:06,817 two cops showing up at my house on the same day. 989 00:37:06,826 --> 00:37:10,227 Uh, figured that must not be a coincidence. 990 00:37:11,444 --> 00:37:12,723 Still think I'm dumb? 991 00:37:12,725 --> 00:37:14,725 Basic deduction doesn't make you a genius, Mack. 992 00:37:14,727 --> 00:37:16,526 But then again, you're used to taking 993 00:37:16,528 --> 00:37:17,894 more credit than you deserve. 994 00:37:17,896 --> 00:37:20,864 Yes, Mack... Or should I say... Hack? 995 00:37:22,334 --> 00:37:24,301 Waste of a pun. You're gonna have to spell it out 996 00:37:24,303 --> 00:37:25,268 for him, Detective. 997 00:37:25,270 --> 00:37:27,838 We know that Kim created Top Meet. 998 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,707 Oh, yeah? You know she was also gonna destroy it, too? 999 00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:33,143 She sneaks onto the site, goes on one good date, 1000 00:37:33,145 --> 00:37:35,312 and then wants to make the app more accessible. 1001 00:37:35,314 --> 00:37:36,880 So stupid! 1002 00:37:36,883 --> 00:37:39,058 What's stupid about thinking someone deserves 1003 00:37:39,061 --> 00:37:41,144 to be loved for who they really are? 1004 00:37:41,147 --> 00:37:42,953 Kim was the brains, Mack. 1005 00:37:42,955 --> 00:37:44,721 You were just the face. 1006 00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:46,316 Just the face? 1007 00:37:46,319 --> 00:37:49,136 Kim was Wozniak. I'm Jobs. 1008 00:37:49,139 --> 00:37:51,161 No one gives a crap about Wozniak. 1009 00:37:51,163 --> 00:37:54,597 Oh, please, Mack. What you are is a fraud. 1010 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,700 Which, unfortunately, makes you boring. 1011 00:37:56,702 --> 00:37:58,668 And predictable. Watch. 1012 00:38:00,169 --> 00:38:02,467 - Put that down. - Or what? 1013 00:38:02,470 --> 00:38:04,541 You're gonna blow your own face to smithereens, Mack? 1014 00:38:04,543 --> 00:38:06,343 It's quite heavy, isn't it? At least 1015 00:38:06,345 --> 00:38:07,621 they got the density right. 1016 00:38:07,624 --> 00:38:08,445 Ooh! 1017 00:38:08,447 --> 00:38:09,905 Heads up! 1018 00:38:19,058 --> 00:38:20,647 Nice catch. 1019 00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:25,595 Today interesting enough for you? 1020 00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:27,531 Well, beats Monopoly. 1021 00:38:27,533 --> 00:38:28,965 [LUCIFER CHUCKLES] 1022 00:38:30,168 --> 00:38:31,834 ♪ ♪ 1023 00:38:31,837 --> 00:38:34,137 LUCIFER: But in the end, 1024 00:38:34,139 --> 00:38:35,872 the shoe turned out to be interesting, 1025 00:38:35,874 --> 00:38:37,974 and the top hat, boring. 1026 00:38:37,976 --> 00:38:42,512 Right. So you're gonna embrace your boring side now? 1027 00:38:42,514 --> 00:38:44,371 Well, I would, but I have no boring side. 1028 00:38:44,374 --> 00:38:46,817 Even the most trivial of nights takes a turn 1029 00:38:46,819 --> 00:38:48,552 for the exciting when I'm involved. 1030 00:38:48,554 --> 00:38:50,687 I just got to throw a man's own head at him. 1031 00:38:50,689 --> 00:38:54,124 That sounds... painful. 1032 00:38:54,126 --> 00:38:56,293 Oh, don't worry, he deserved it... 1033 00:38:56,295 --> 00:38:58,562 For pretending to be something he wasn't. 1034 00:38:58,564 --> 00:39:01,231 I mean, people really do waste an awful lot of time 1035 00:39:01,233 --> 00:39:03,867 trying to be interesting. 1036 00:39:03,869 --> 00:39:05,035 People. 1037 00:39:05,037 --> 00:39:06,303 Not you, though. 1038 00:39:06,305 --> 00:39:08,438 Oh, no. To me, it just comes effortlessly. 1039 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,233 All I have to do is just be myself. 1040 00:39:11,236 --> 00:39:12,311 Hmm. 1041 00:39:12,314 --> 00:39:13,743 Mm. 1042 00:39:13,745 --> 00:39:16,326 But what I really want to know is, 1043 00:39:16,329 --> 00:39:18,162 how have you been doing? 1044 00:39:20,586 --> 00:39:23,120 Well... 1045 00:39:23,123 --> 00:39:25,656 I was in a really dark place. 1046 00:39:27,192 --> 00:39:28,492 But... 1047 00:39:28,494 --> 00:39:32,395 someone helped me gain perspective. 1048 00:39:32,397 --> 00:39:35,699 How's that saying go? 1049 00:39:35,701 --> 00:39:37,601 We're all in the gutter, 1050 00:39:37,603 --> 00:39:40,103 but some of us are looking up at the stars. 1051 00:39:40,105 --> 00:39:41,304 The stars are just gas bags, 1052 00:39:41,306 --> 00:39:43,206 and I never would have fed Oscar that line 1053 00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:46,309 had I known how much I'd have to hear people quote it back to me. 1054 00:39:46,311 --> 00:39:47,878 Oscar freakin' Wilde? 1055 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,579 - Mm-hmm. - Really? 1056 00:39:49,581 --> 00:39:51,781 Now, he was an interesting bachelor. 1057 00:39:51,783 --> 00:39:53,016 [CHUCKLES] 1058 00:39:53,018 --> 00:39:55,552 Anyway, I'm glad to hear that you are doing better. 1059 00:39:55,554 --> 00:39:57,220 This calls for a celebration. 1060 00:39:57,222 --> 00:40:00,025 So... 1061 00:40:00,028 --> 00:40:02,425 Oscar, huh? 1062 00:40:02,427 --> 00:40:03,493 Mm. 1063 00:40:03,495 --> 00:40:05,629 - Tell me everything. - [SIGHS]: Well... 1064 00:40:05,631 --> 00:40:08,398 he was straight when I first met him. 1065 00:40:11,803 --> 00:40:13,203 [GASPS]: Oh, God! 1066 00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:16,139 That one was all you. 1067 00:40:16,141 --> 00:40:17,607 I was about to knock. 1068 00:40:19,478 --> 00:40:22,712 [SIGHS]: There's... something I need to tell you. 1069 00:40:22,714 --> 00:40:24,514 Funny. 1070 00:40:24,516 --> 00:40:27,817 There's actually something I need to tell you, too. 1071 00:40:29,321 --> 00:40:30,754 Thank you. 1072 00:40:30,756 --> 00:40:33,924 That contract helped put a killer behind bars. 1073 00:40:33,926 --> 00:40:35,525 You did a good thing. 1074 00:40:35,527 --> 00:40:37,027 I stole it. 1075 00:40:37,029 --> 00:40:38,295 Aw, man. 1076 00:40:38,297 --> 00:40:39,963 Seriously? 1077 00:40:41,233 --> 00:40:42,465 You know what? 1078 00:40:42,467 --> 00:40:44,034 It still counts, okay? 1079 00:40:44,036 --> 00:40:46,369 You did a bad thing. 1080 00:40:46,371 --> 00:40:49,806 But it was for a good reason. 1081 00:40:49,808 --> 00:40:51,174 - Really? - Yes. 1082 00:40:51,176 --> 00:40:53,390 But only if, in good faith, 1083 00:40:53,393 --> 00:40:55,512 you try to do it the right way first. 1084 00:40:55,514 --> 00:40:57,847 Being good takes practice. 1085 00:40:57,849 --> 00:41:00,344 Okay? So just keep at it, 1086 00:41:00,347 --> 00:41:02,452 and you'll get better. 1087 00:41:02,454 --> 00:41:05,989 I guess I should take that job, then. 1088 00:41:05,991 --> 00:41:07,857 What job? 1089 00:41:07,859 --> 00:41:11,828 I've been offered a position in the D.A.'s office to... 1090 00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:14,598 help put criminals away for a change. 1091 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,000 Yeah, but like you would ever take that pay cut. 1092 00:41:17,002 --> 00:41:19,102 Yeah, I know. 1093 00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:20,370 [SIGHS]: But anyway, 1094 00:41:20,372 --> 00:41:22,806 um, sometimes there's more important things... 1095 00:41:22,808 --> 00:41:24,341 than money. 1096 00:41:24,343 --> 00:41:28,211 Oh, yeah. Yeah, like all the things money can buy. 1097 00:41:28,213 --> 00:41:31,114 Too late... You talked me into it. 1098 00:41:31,116 --> 00:41:32,382 I did? 1099 00:41:32,384 --> 00:41:36,019 Yes. This job is the perfect place... 1100 00:41:36,021 --> 00:41:38,877 to practice this "being good" thing. 1101 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,213 And bonus. 1102 00:41:40,993 --> 00:41:42,959 I'll be around here more. 1103 00:41:43,895 --> 00:41:45,662 [CHUCKLES QUIETLY] 1104 00:41:45,664 --> 00:41:47,731 Yeah. 1105 00:41:47,733 --> 00:41:49,633 Bonus. 1106 00:41:51,837 --> 00:41:55,071 So, how did Lucinda do, Mom? 1107 00:41:55,073 --> 00:41:57,440 Uh, she did... okay. 1108 00:41:57,442 --> 00:42:00,210 Helped us catch the bad guy in the end. 1109 00:42:00,212 --> 00:42:02,312 - Thank you. - No, I meant... 1110 00:42:02,314 --> 00:42:04,614 how did meeting new people at the party go? 1111 00:42:04,616 --> 00:42:06,850 Oh. 1112 00:42:06,852 --> 00:42:08,418 Well, um... 1113 00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:12,088 I actually... had a pretty good time. 1114 00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:15,594 I mean, but only once I... stopped being Lucinda 1115 00:42:15,597 --> 00:42:17,661 and started being myself. 1116 00:42:20,098 --> 00:42:23,700 You know, it can be scary sometimes, but... 1117 00:42:23,702 --> 00:42:27,437 being who you really are is never a bad idea. 1118 00:42:27,439 --> 00:42:29,839 Hey, there's a piece missing. 1119 00:42:31,643 --> 00:42:34,110 [MELLOW JAZZ PIANO PLAYING] 1120 00:42:34,112 --> 00:42:36,846 ♪ ♪ 1121 00:42:43,121 --> 00:42:45,088 Lucifer. 1122 00:42:45,090 --> 00:42:46,523 [EXHALES] 1123 00:42:46,525 --> 00:42:47,824 Are you coming? 1124 00:42:47,826 --> 00:42:48,925 Uh... 1125 00:42:48,927 --> 00:42:51,641 how about a nice round of Monopoly? 1126 00:42:51,644 --> 00:42:52,910 Yeah? 1127 00:42:52,913 --> 00:42:55,198 Little face painting, maybe? 1128 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,334 [CHUCKLES] 1129 00:42:57,336 --> 00:43:00,236 I didn't think so. 1130 00:43:00,238 --> 00:43:01,604 Hmm. 1131 00:43:01,606 --> 00:43:03,807 ♪ ♪ 1132 00:43:08,803 --> 00:43:14,643 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --