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<i>Previously on</i> This Is Us...

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I just got six messages
from the adoption agency.

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We have a match.

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- ELLIE: Kate and Toby?
- Hi.

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- KATE: Hi.
- Hi. I'm-I'm Ellie.

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Thank you for the Edible Arrangement.

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I wasn't sure what
the appropriate gift would be

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<i>for when the birth mother
of your twin sister's baby</i>

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<i>is being induced.</i>

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Hey, Kev. I was wondering
if we could talk.

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Randall, I'm sorry, I can't right now.

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<i>Madison's in labor,</i>

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<i>and I'm stuck here in Vancouver.</i>

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I'll call you soon, okay? I'm sorry.

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- Got you a flight.
<i>- KEVIN: Yes!</i>

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<i>- G-Great. What airport?
- Seattle.</i>

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<i>It boards in two hours. Can you make it?</i>

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KEVIN: Listen, I can't start
off by not being there for them.

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I don't know how else
to explain it to you, okay?

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It will break me.

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<i>MADISON: I can't believe
I'm maybe gonna do this alone.</i>

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- Hello?
- Hi, Madison.

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<i>We just want you to know
that we're here.</i>

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<i>And we can stay on the phone
with you for a while.</i>

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- You're family.
<i>- Okay.</i>

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Yeah, that'd be really nice.

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("HEAT WAVE" BY MARTHA REEVES
& THE VANDELLAS PLAYING)

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♪ <i>Whenever I'm with him</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Something inside...</i> ♪

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ESTHER: All right, in there
I've found a Swede,

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a South African, two Thais,

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a Scot and a Brit.

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Does a Scot count as a Brit?

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Eh, doesn't matter.

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What are you and do you have a light?

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I don't.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm Nasir. From India.

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Esther. From Argentina.

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And I need a light. (LAUGHS)

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(SIGHS): Aye. New Mexico
isn't quite what I imagined.

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It's dustier.

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Very big food.

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The first day I got here,
I got a hamburger,

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like, the size of my head.

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(LAUGHS)

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You don't talk much, huh?

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My advisor insisted I come.

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Try and make friends, but...

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I-I can't put this down.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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<i>Advanced Computer Programming.</i>

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- Anything good?
- (LAUGHS SOFTLY)

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It's about Turing's
development of his a-machine

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and how in proving the uncomputability

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of the <i>Entscheidungsproblem</i>
by such a machine,

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he showed the fundamental limitations

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of mechanical computation.

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I have no idea
what you are talking about.

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But I know I love hearing you talk.

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♪

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JACK: Hey, kids,

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grab your bags.

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I want to load the car now so we can

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hit the road for the cabin
at 8:00 a.m. sharp.

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And I'm gonna go, uh, make
some sandwiches for lunch,

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so let me know what you guys want, okay?

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Guys, we don't want to go.

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- Wait, what?
- Huh?

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- Of course you do.
- RANDALL: Hey, sorry, Dad,

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but the cabin is lame.

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- Very lame.
- JACK: No, no, no, no, no.

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The cabin is not lame.

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The cabin is... relaxation.

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- REBECCA: Yeah.
- The cabin is fresh air

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- and s'mores and...
- Look, we all set up sleepovers

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for the weekend.

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Parent-approved. You can call them.

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Cancel your plans, all right?

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We're going on a family
vacation this weekend,

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- and that's the end of...
- Uh, babe?

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Could I talk to you?

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Would it be the worst thing
in the world to go away

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without the little grumps?

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Think about it, come on.

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You, me, romantic cabin getaway,

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let the kids be someone else's
problem for the night?

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You and me, romantic cabin getaway?

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Yeah.

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Hey.

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Sleepover drop-off train
leaves at 8:00 a.m. sharp.

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(WHISPERS): Yes.

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(LINE RINGING)

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<i>- KEVIN: This is Kevin. Leave a message.
- (SIGHS)</i>

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(BEEPS)

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- Kev's phone still going to voice mail?
- Yeah.

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So I have no idea
if he made his flight or not.

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Can you imagine if he misses this?

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He won't.

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At least Randall and Beth

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got in touch with her from New Orleans

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- so she's not alone.
- True. True.

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I should be with them.

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I'm supposed to be with them.

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(REBECCA SIGHS)

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- (BAG RUSTLING)
- RANDALL: Mm...

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Looks like they forgot
the special sauce.

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- Oh, man!
- I know.

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We did not just find the only place open

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in the middle of nowhere, Alabama,

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- and they didn't give me the special sauce.
- Mm-hmm.

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<i>Are you guys sure you don't want to go?</i>

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'Cause I can hang up.

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I know it's late for you, and, um,

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and, you know, I'm sure
you need to find a motel

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- for the night.
<i>- BETH: Oh, uh-uh.</i>

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<i>I have not done my own hair and nails</i>

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and waxing for the better part of a year

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just to get COVID
from some rank motel off I-81.

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Hey, Madison,

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for the 20th time, we're not hanging up.

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We are with you until Kevin gets there.

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If anything,
you're doing us a favor, right?

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You're giving us
a little roadside entertainment

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as we take turns driving
and shotgunning Red Bulls

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<i>for the next 14 hours.</i>

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I know this isn't
exactly how you imagined

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the births of these babies,

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but I do believe that Kevin is out there

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trying his damnedest to get to you

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and that he will be there

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in time for your
unfairly gorgeous babies

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<i>to be born.</i>

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And if, for some reason, he doesn't,

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then you got a couple

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of real live baby
birthing experts right here

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<i>to see you through it every step
of the way. We can handle it.</i>

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<i>Beth had a natural birth with Tess</i>

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<i>right in our living room.</i>

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<i>(PHONE CHIMES)</i>

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- Kevin?
<i>- Um...</i>

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Ah, it's Kate. Uh, family text thread.

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<i>(MADISON SIGHS)</i>

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_

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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(LINE RINGING)

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<i>KATE: Hey, babe.</i>

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<i>- How's it going?
- Mm-hmm. Hi.</i>

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Hey, group texts?

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No way, Kate. Absolutely not.

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If I can't be
in the delivery room because of

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<i>stupid COVID,
then I demand personalized,</i>

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individualized updates.

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Okay. (CHUCKLES) Okay.

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Listen, the only update
is that I'm being

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a really great birth partner to a birth

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- that is...
- So freaking slow.

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How long have we been here,
like, a hundred hours?

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Eight.

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A breezy eight. Oh, babe,

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have you had any updates
from the sitter?

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Uh, yeah, Jack is fine.
I'm the one out here

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in the, uh, hospital
parking lot losing my mind.

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KATE: Everything is fine, I promise.

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And I will update you

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when there is an update worth sharing.

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<i>Okay? Hey, so, uh,</i>

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how's your list coming?

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Uh, my list?

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Uh, you'll just... You'll know
when you know. How about that?

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- Fine, be mysterious. Oh, hey.
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)

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- The nurse is here. Got to go. Bye.
<i>- Okay.</i>

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- NURSE JOAN: Hi, there.
- Hi.

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- Hey.
- My name is Joan.

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I'm taking over for Rachel.

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ELLIE: Oh, did you hear that, Kate?

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We've been here for a whole nurse shift,

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and my cervix
is still refusing to budge.

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NURSE JOAN: Things speed
up eventually. They always do.

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Just hang in there, Mom.

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ELLIE: Sorry, um,

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I just want to make sure

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that everyone on the
delivery team remembers

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that Kate is the adoptive mother.

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She is Mom.

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I am just a temporary landlord
with an eviction notice.

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I am so sorry.
I should've checked your file

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- before I came in. I meant no...
- It's okay. It's okay.

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But please do remind everyone
that when the baby is here,

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she should go directly to Kate.

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Not to me.

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Will do. Page me if you need anything.

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- Okay. Thanks.
- ELLIE: Thank you.

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I mean, it's as if she's never had

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a woman giving birth
to her one-night-stand baby

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with the adoptive mother
as the birth partner

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in the middle of a global pandemic.

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I know. It's, like, old-fashioned.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Hey.

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I'm really grateful that
you're here with me for this.

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Well, I'm really grateful
that you asked me.

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Really.

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So, let's have this baby.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(EXHALES) I cannot wait to start a fire

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and just sit around
in my cozy socks all weekend.

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Is that all you're gonna be wearing?

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- Because I can get on board with that.
- Ha-ha.

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(GASPS) You know what the best part is?

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- What's that?
- Not having to hear

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Kate recite the plot
of this week's <i>90210</i>.

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Oh, yeah. She's, uh,
kind of obsessed, huh?

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Honestly, I can't even tell
if it's a terrible show

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or if she's just terrible
at recapping it.

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And you know what else

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- I'm psyched to not have to listen to?
- Okay.

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Kevin and Randall bickering
about everything.

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I mean, here is to an entire weekend

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without having to hear
the word "buttmunch".

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Mm-hmm.

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(SIGHS): Oh, babe.

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Do you feel that bliss settling in?

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That is the bliss of an entire weekend

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- with no surly teenage interruptions.
- Yeah.

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Oh, no.

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- Jack, come here.
- What?

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Oh, what the hell?

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(REBECCA SIGHS)

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(JACK SIGHS)

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MIGUEL: All right, I
found 30 years' worth

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of dusty old board games
to keep us busy.

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Did you put yourself into a time-out?

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No, there's better Wi-Fi over here.

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I-I didn't know if the kids
were trying to call or text me

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and maybe I just didn't have service.

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Do you want to go upstairs
and watch TV instead?

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No, I don't want to watch TV.
I want my kids to call me

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with more information.
I want to teleport

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my body to Los Angeles. I want...

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I want a cocktail.

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(CHUCKLES)

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No, I'm-I'm not kidding.
I want a cocktail.

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Are you sure? The doctor said
with the meds, you could...

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One drink every once in a while
would not kill me.

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(CHUCKLES): And in this case,

247
00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:13,526
I feel like it might
actually save my life.

248
00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:15,995
Well, I mean, how would
a cocktail really compare

249
00:10:16,019 --> 00:10:17,664
to Girl Talk: A Game of Truth or Dare?

250
00:10:17,688 --> 00:10:18,998
Or your life.

251
00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:22,101
Me having a cocktail
might save your life.

252
00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:24,671
One cocktail coming right up.

253
00:10:24,695 --> 00:10:26,796
(WHISPERS): Thank you.

254
00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:29,576
(SIGHS)

255
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,878
Oh, come on.

256
00:10:31,902 --> 00:10:33,780
<i>RANDALL: So, yeah. Apparently,</i>

257
00:10:33,804 --> 00:10:36,282
<i>we own a farmhouse in New Orleans now.</i>

258
00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:38,117
Randall, that-that story

259
00:10:38,141 --> 00:10:39,485
<i>is insane.</i>

260
00:10:39,509 --> 00:10:41,154
(CHUCKLES) You're not wrong.

261
00:10:41,178 --> 00:10:43,189
(GROANING)

262
00:10:43,213 --> 00:10:44,958
Okay.

263
00:10:44,982 --> 00:10:48,695
Those last few have been pretty intense.

264
00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:50,663
Maybe we should call the nurse.

265
00:10:50,687 --> 00:10:52,699
You okay to keep driving for a while?

266
00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:55,735
Mm, yeah. It's your time to shine, baby.

267
00:10:55,759 --> 00:10:57,870
<i>MADISON: Okay.</i>

268
00:10:57,894 --> 00:10:59,528
(EXHALES)

269
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:06,502
♪

270
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,186
ARLO: Hey.

271
00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:14,844
You're in my spot.

272
00:11:17,347 --> 00:11:20,226
I can see, like, ten empty spots
just in my line of vision.

273
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,195
- I'm not even looking over there.
- Great.

274
00:11:22,219 --> 00:11:24,019
Just move into one of those, then.

275
00:11:25,155 --> 00:11:27,133
Um... I... (LAUGHING)

276
00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:28,668
I'm sorry, sir.

277
00:11:28,692 --> 00:11:31,304
Do you not see my elaborate setup?

278
00:11:31,328 --> 00:11:34,007
I'm loving it. This-this elaborate setup

279
00:11:34,031 --> 00:11:35,241
kind of makes me wish

280
00:11:35,265 --> 00:11:36,876
I had gone to a football school
where I could've

281
00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,778
tailgated every weekend for four years.

282
00:11:38,802 --> 00:11:40,780
- And I hate football.
- You know, I don't give

283
00:11:40,804 --> 00:11:42,081
a rat's ass. Just move it.

284
00:11:42,105 --> 00:11:44,017
Buddy, I'm just waiting

285
00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,685
for my daughter to be born, okay?

286
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:50,012
And I'm waiting to find out
if my wife is gonna live or die.

287
00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:52,848
Oh.

288
00:11:54,584 --> 00:11:58,097
55 years attached at the hip.

289
00:11:58,121 --> 00:12:00,466
Now I'm down here,

290
00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:02,792
and she's up there,
attached to a ventilator.

291
00:12:04,661 --> 00:12:07,229
This freakin' virus.

292
00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:12,412
And I've been coming here every night,

293
00:12:12,436 --> 00:12:15,915
and I always park in that spot.

294
00:12:15,939 --> 00:12:17,950
Number 157.

295
00:12:17,974 --> 00:12:20,253
It's her favorite number.

296
00:12:20,277 --> 00:12:22,155
It's the first house we ever lived in.

297
00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:23,990
157 Overhill Road.

298
00:12:24,014 --> 00:12:26,326
(CHUCKLES):
She's always been superstitious

299
00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,294
about that kind of stuff.

300
00:12:28,318 --> 00:12:31,597
Like a special number
had some sort of a...

301
00:12:31,621 --> 00:12:34,390
a magical power.

302
00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:37,904
Am I really gonna have to ask
you to move your car again?

303
00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:41,107
No, sir, you are not.
I'm moving right now.

304
00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:43,265
I'm moving.

305
00:12:48,372 --> 00:12:50,583
He's perfect.

306
00:12:50,607 --> 00:12:52,542
He looks just like me.

307
00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:57,280
This baby is a mathematical anomaly.

308
00:12:58,215 --> 00:12:59,893
He's a product
greater than the constants

309
00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:02,018
multiplied to make him.

310
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,031
I hate to break it to you, my son,

311
00:13:05,055 --> 00:13:09,158
but your father is a giant geek.

312
00:13:10,027 --> 00:13:12,161
(CHUCKLES)

313
00:13:14,498 --> 00:13:18,344
All right, these should be drinkable.

314
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:19,813
- (SIGHS)
- There you go.

315
00:13:19,837 --> 00:13:21,314
Thank you.

316
00:13:21,338 --> 00:13:23,306
<i>- Salud.
- Cheers. (CHUCKLES)</i>

317
00:13:26,009 --> 00:13:28,555
- Whew! (LAUGHS)
- Ah.

318
00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:29,889
I didn't have much to work with.

319
00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:31,191
That liquor cabinet hasn't been updated

320
00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:32,659
- in 20-plus years, so I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.

321
00:13:32,683 --> 00:13:34,027
I know you love anisette, but this...

322
00:13:34,051 --> 00:13:36,162
this tastes like car fuel.

323
00:13:36,186 --> 00:13:38,298
- Car fuel? Wow.
- (LAUGHS): Yeah, it does.

324
00:13:38,322 --> 00:13:40,667
Now, I seem to remember
you had more than one shot

325
00:13:40,691 --> 00:13:43,203
of chichaítos in Puerto Rico
after our wedding.

326
00:13:43,227 --> 00:13:44,704
Excuse me. I was in Puerto Rico.

327
00:13:44,728 --> 00:13:46,639
I was married. I was happy.

328
00:13:46,663 --> 00:13:48,475
Will you please give
an old lady a break.

329
00:13:48,499 --> 00:13:51,300
- Just this once. Just this once.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

330
00:14:00,077 --> 00:14:02,055
(FOOTSTEPS DESCENDING STAIRS)

331
00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:04,324
JACK: Pipe in the
upstairs bathroom burst.

332
00:14:04,348 --> 00:14:06,259
Yeah, the whole room is just...
it's flooded.

333
00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:07,994
- Oh.
- I'm gonna go to the hardware store,

334
00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:09,996
get some stuff to stop all that.

335
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,531
What was in the boxes?

336
00:14:11,555 --> 00:14:13,566
Um, well, that's some of

337
00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:15,335
the kids' old art we brought from home.

338
00:14:15,359 --> 00:14:17,871
We were gonna frame it and put it up,

339
00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:19,839
but we just never got around to it.

340
00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:21,374
JACK: Oh, man.

341
00:14:21,398 --> 00:14:23,443
Everything's ruined.

342
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:26,613
Come on. It's not like
our kids' crappy art

343
00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:29,839
was gonna make it
in The Met or anything.

344
00:14:30,974 --> 00:14:33,920
(SIGHS) Right. That was a good one, Bec.

345
00:14:33,944 --> 00:14:36,256
- What?
- Nothing.

346
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,047
It's just, you've...

347
00:14:39,783 --> 00:14:41,694
You've been ripping on the kids all day.

348
00:14:41,718 --> 00:14:43,863
No, I haven't.

349
00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:45,698
Look, forget it. Doesn't matter.

350
00:14:45,722 --> 00:14:47,133
You're right, the box is ruined.

351
00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:48,801
- Let's just toss it and move on.
- Jack.

352
00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:50,236
I'm gonna go to the hardware store,

353
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,305
get something to fix that.

354
00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:54,330
I'll be back soon.

355
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,768
(DOOR CLOSES)

356
00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:11,791
What's with you?

357
00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:13,793
(SIGHS) Baby's on the way.

358
00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:16,996
Uh, I'd be pacing back and forth
in the waiting room if I could,

359
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,799
but don't worry, I'll-I'll stay
over here in my-my zone.

360
00:15:19,823 --> 00:15:21,791
I won't get too close.

361
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:25,972
Uh, are those...
are those pigs on your...

362
00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:28,474
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

363
00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:31,634
Pigs are a thing with Rose, my wife.

364
00:15:33,937 --> 00:15:36,182
We went to Austria on our honeymoon

365
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:39,852
because <i>The Sound of Music</i>
came out that year and...

366
00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:42,121
she wanted to see Salzburg.

367
00:15:42,145 --> 00:15:44,123
I get it.

368
00:15:44,147 --> 00:15:45,892
I made Kate move to Pasadena

369
00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,451
just for the <i>Back to the Future</i> house.

370
00:15:50,387 --> 00:15:53,333
We were there over New Year's.

371
00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:55,702
Turns out the Austrians
go all out for pigs

372
00:15:55,726 --> 00:15:57,093
over New Year's.

373
00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:02,609
Pigs on platters and marzipan pigs,

374
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:05,234
little pig tchotchkes
in all the markets.

375
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:09,038
They say they bring good luck.

376
00:16:09,906 --> 00:16:12,352
So...

377
00:16:12,376 --> 00:16:15,255
to start our marriage off right,

378
00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:17,713
we bought this little sucker.

379
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:24,053
And over the years, whenever
we needed a little luck...

380
00:16:25,022 --> 00:16:26,789
You found yourself a pig.

381
00:16:29,993 --> 00:16:34,697
Figured I'd bring the whole
bacon army out for this one.

382
00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:38,344
They say they might be able

383
00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:40,546
to take her off
the ventilator soon, but...

384
00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:42,515
Hey, that's...

385
00:16:42,539 --> 00:16:45,418
you know, that's not...
that's not nothing, right?

386
00:16:45,442 --> 00:16:47,287
So you, uh...

387
00:16:47,311 --> 00:16:50,056
you haven't been able
to go inside at all, huh?

388
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,457
No.

389
00:16:51,481 --> 00:16:53,960
She made me promise not to visit.

390
00:16:53,984 --> 00:16:56,218
She didn't want me getting sick, too.

391
00:16:57,354 --> 00:17:00,333
(CHUCKLES) If you think I'm stubborn,

392
00:17:00,357 --> 00:17:02,101
you ought to meet my Rose.

393
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:04,637
(LAUGHS)

394
00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:06,606
Yeah.

395
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:09,442
Kate can be kind of stubborn, too.

396
00:17:09,466 --> 00:17:10,610
Is that why you're out here?

397
00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:12,111
She kick you out of the delivery room?

398
00:17:12,135 --> 00:17:15,214
Oh, uh, no.

399
00:17:15,238 --> 00:17:17,950
We're actually adopting.

400
00:17:17,974 --> 00:17:20,286
Yeah, she's in there with the birth mom,

401
00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:23,423
and there's only one visitor allowed.

402
00:17:23,447 --> 00:17:26,759
But we made a deal...
since she gets to be in there,

403
00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:29,128
I get to pick the middle name.

404
00:17:29,152 --> 00:17:30,463
Anything I want.

405
00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:33,189
She has no veto rights.

406
00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:35,702
- That's a lot of pressure.
- Yeah.

407
00:17:35,726 --> 00:17:38,271
Yeah, I have quite the list going on.

408
00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,763
I'm having a hard time
whittling it down.

409
00:17:41,732 --> 00:17:44,277
I don't want to pick it out just yet.

410
00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:46,846
You know?

411
00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:50,339
I want to wait till she's here,
until she's officially ours.

412
00:17:53,377 --> 00:17:55,578
Just don't want to jinx it.

413
00:18:15,899 --> 00:18:17,800
Here.

414
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,838
One of Rose's favorites.

415
00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:29,021
DR. MOLANI: Once the anesthetic is in,

416
00:18:29,045 --> 00:18:33,292
you'll start to feel relief
in about 15 minutes.

417
00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:35,328
So, can you lean forward

418
00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:37,286
and round your shoulders, please?

419
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,669
MADISON: Oh, no, no.
No way. Hell no. I am...

420
00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:45,772
- I am all the way out. No.
<i>- RANDALL: Hey, Madison, Madison, Madison.</i>

421
00:18:45,796 --> 00:18:47,473
<i>Don't look at the needle. Look at me.</i>

422
00:18:47,497 --> 00:18:51,200
<i>Okay? Just focus
on these calming baby browns.</i>

423
00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:55,581
MADISON: Oh, God.

424
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:57,483
Oh, God, I just looked
at it again, Randall.

425
00:18:57,507 --> 00:18:58,818
<i>(SIGHS) Distract me.</i>

426
00:18:58,842 --> 00:19:00,319
<i>Please tell me a story that has</i>

427
00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:02,388
<i>- nothing to do with this.</i>
- Yeah.

428
00:19:02,412 --> 00:19:03,756
Okay, uh, when I decided

429
00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:05,425
to become a city councilman, I had to...

430
00:19:05,449 --> 00:19:07,917
- Come on, give her something interesting.
- (GROANS) Okay.

431
00:19:09,219 --> 00:19:10,396
Okay.

432
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,198
(LAUGHS)

433
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:16,202
His junior prom, Kev comes home wasted.

434
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:18,037
Uh, reminder that I'm having

435
00:19:18,061 --> 00:19:20,840
this recovering alcoholic's
babies right now.

436
00:19:20,864 --> 00:19:22,575
<i>Yeah, but this was back when he was just</i>

437
00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:24,177
<i>a charming rascal teen
having one too many,</i>

438
00:19:24,201 --> 00:19:25,778
<i>so just go with me here, okay?</i>

439
00:19:25,802 --> 00:19:28,414
Uh, I intercept him before
our parents know he's home.

440
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:29,916
I take him down to his room,

441
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:32,552
tell him to take off his shoes
so he can get into bed.

442
00:19:32,576 --> 00:19:34,954
Go to get him a glass of water,
I come back,

443
00:19:34,978 --> 00:19:37,390
and he is completely naked,

444
00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:41,060
- belting "MMMBop" at the top of his lungs.
- (BETH LAUGHING)

445
00:19:41,084 --> 00:19:42,528
<i>I mean, my man is going for it.</i>

446
00:19:42,552 --> 00:19:44,864
<i>He's shaking his little pasty ass,</i>

447
00:19:44,888 --> 00:19:48,401
<i>literally jumping up and down
on his bed doing air drums.</i>

448
00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:51,270
- (SCOFFS) God, Kevin.
<i>- I keep telling him</i>

449
00:19:51,294 --> 00:19:54,540
to shut the hell up
before he wakes up our parents.

450
00:19:54,564 --> 00:19:57,543
Then, suddenly, he stops... right?

451
00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:00,279
and he stares at me, just dead serious.

452
00:20:00,303 --> 00:20:02,882
<i>I think he's about to hurl everywhere,</i>

453
00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:05,785
<i>and then he just says,</i>

454
00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:09,455
<i>"Dude, how come we never
started a brother band?</i>

455
00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:11,657
<i>- "Like Hanson.</i>
- (CHUCKLES)

456
00:20:11,681 --> 00:20:14,060
<i>"We could be Pearson.</i>

457
00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:16,696
<i>We could be rock stars, man."</i>

458
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,065
- DR. MOLANI: A little pinch.
- (MADISON WHIMPERS)

459
00:20:19,089 --> 00:20:21,200
<i>Hey, Madison, look at me.
Can you imagine it?</i>

460
00:20:21,224 --> 00:20:23,903
<i>Me and Kev on a world tour?</i>

461
00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:25,338
♪ <i>Uh-huh</i> ♪

462
00:20:25,362 --> 00:20:26,772
♪ <i>Oh, yeah</i> ♪

463
00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:28,875
♪ <i>Mmm bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪

464
00:20:28,899 --> 00:20:30,910
♪ <i>Ba du bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪

465
00:20:30,934 --> 00:20:33,913
<i>Come on. Join in in our band. Come on.</i>

466
00:20:33,937 --> 00:20:36,582
MADISON (UNENTHUSIASTICALLY):
♪ <i>Dooby da ba doo-wop</i> ♪

467
00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:38,584
<i>There she is!</i>

468
00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:40,586
RANDALL and BETH:
♪ <i>Mmm bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪

469
00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:43,022
♪ <i>Ba du bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪

470
00:20:43,046 --> 00:20:45,625
- ♪ <i>Ba du bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪
- (DOOR OPENS)

471
00:20:45,649 --> 00:20:47,026
♪ <i>Ba du</i> ♪

472
00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:49,028
♪ <i>Mmm bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪

473
00:20:49,052 --> 00:20:50,730
♪ <i>Ba du bop</i> ♪

474
00:20:50,754 --> 00:20:52,965
♪ <i>Yeah, yeah.</i> ♪

475
00:20:52,989 --> 00:20:54,648
KEVIN: Randall?

476
00:20:54,649 --> 00:20:56,167
<i>RANDALL: Kev?</i>

477
00:21:02,449 --> 00:21:05,161
MADISON: I want to hit you,
but I also want to kiss you.

478
00:21:05,185 --> 00:21:06,418
(KEVIN CHUCKLES)

479
00:21:08,422 --> 00:21:11,100
- KEVIN: Yeah, that's...
- (SETS BAG DOWN)

480
00:21:11,124 --> 00:21:13,636
I get it.

481
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,671
Sounds like you had
some company, though, right?

482
00:21:15,695 --> 00:21:18,441
MADISON: Yeah, he, um...
he called to check in on me.

483
00:21:18,465 --> 00:21:21,210
He was on the phone for hours.

484
00:21:21,234 --> 00:21:23,836
KEVIN: Really? Wow.

485
00:21:25,205 --> 00:21:27,050
Randall, I don't know what to say, man.

486
00:21:27,074 --> 00:21:29,352
<i>Nothing required, man.</i>

487
00:21:29,376 --> 00:21:31,087
<i>I knew you'd make it.</i>

488
00:21:31,111 --> 00:21:32,722
<i>I'm gonna pass the torch.</i>

489
00:21:32,746 --> 00:21:34,613
<i>We'll catch up soon.</i>

490
00:21:35,582 --> 00:21:37,360
MADISON: Thanks, guys.

491
00:21:37,384 --> 00:21:40,085
<i>Hey. You got this, M-Cat.
(CLICKS TONGUE)</i>

492
00:21:42,656 --> 00:21:44,623
(CLOSES LAPTOP)

493
00:21:45,492 --> 00:21:47,626
(MADISON SIGHS)

494
00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:51,707
MADISON: I can't believe
you actually made it.

495
00:21:51,731 --> 00:21:53,209
KEVIN: Yeah, no, it's...

496
00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:54,977
You wouldn't believe
the insane night that I had.

497
00:21:55,001 --> 00:21:57,213
The head of TSA
at the Seattle airport is

498
00:21:57,237 --> 00:21:59,048
definitely going
on our Christmas card list.

499
00:21:59,072 --> 00:22:01,006
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

500
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,220
Doesn't matter.

501
00:22:04,244 --> 00:22:05,888
None of that matters.

502
00:22:05,912 --> 00:22:08,280
The only thing that matters
is that I made it.

503
00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,861
Before I left, you asked me

504
00:22:11,885 --> 00:22:13,796
how this family was
gonna fit into my life.

505
00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:15,688
MADISON: Yeah.

506
00:22:16,823 --> 00:22:18,801
KEVIN: This family is my life.

507
00:22:18,825 --> 00:22:21,137
Uh, I quit the movie.

508
00:22:21,161 --> 00:22:22,772
Yeah, no, I don't want to take jobs

509
00:22:22,796 --> 00:22:25,141
that are gonna take me away from you.

510
00:22:25,165 --> 00:22:28,411
And this... these beautiful babies

511
00:22:28,435 --> 00:22:31,314
that we're about ready to meet.
(CHUCKLES)

512
00:22:31,338 --> 00:22:33,906
This is all I'll ever need.

513
00:22:37,544 --> 00:22:39,178
I made it.

514
00:22:41,047 --> 00:22:42,258
MADISON: You made it.

515
00:22:42,282 --> 00:22:44,093
♪ <i>I saw you there</i> ♪

516
00:22:44,117 --> 00:22:45,962
♪ <i>That's when I knew...</i> ♪

517
00:22:45,986 --> 00:22:48,197
KEVIN: These masks are
really pulling my ears forward.

518
00:22:48,221 --> 00:22:50,733
I feel like Dumbo. You're about
ready to have twins with Dumbo.

519
00:22:50,757 --> 00:22:54,303
♪ <i>When good love shines,</i>
<i>I feel it, too</i> ♪

520
00:22:54,327 --> 00:22:59,008
♪ <i>Take me with you, take me with you</i> ♪

521
00:22:59,032 --> 00:23:02,111
♪ <i>So I build a boat to sail</i> ♪

522
00:23:02,135 --> 00:23:06,682
♪ <i>I swear I'll never fail you</i> ♪

523
00:23:06,706 --> 00:23:10,219
♪ <i>Oh, we'll sail into the sun</i> ♪

524
00:23:10,243 --> 00:23:14,790
♪ <i>Take my hand and run into</i> ♪

525
00:23:14,814 --> 00:23:17,883
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

526
00:23:18,985 --> 00:23:22,955
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

527
00:23:30,730 --> 00:23:34,577
♪ <i>And we will swim without our clothes</i> ♪

528
00:23:34,601 --> 00:23:38,814
♪ <i>And watch the waves,</i>
<i>see where they'll go</i> ♪

529
00:23:38,838 --> 00:23:43,052
♪ <i>When waters rise, they sometimes do</i> ♪

530
00:23:43,076 --> 00:23:47,590
♪ <i>I'll be with you, I'll be with you</i> ♪

531
00:23:47,614 --> 00:23:50,660
♪ <i>So I build a boat to sail</i> ♪

532
00:23:50,684 --> 00:23:55,965
♪ <i>I swear I'll never fail you</i> ♪

533
00:23:55,989 --> 00:23:58,501
♪ <i>Oh, we'll sail into the sun</i> ♪

534
00:23:58,525 --> 00:24:02,805
♪ <i>Take my hand and run into</i> ♪

535
00:24:02,829 --> 00:24:05,998
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

536
00:24:06,933 --> 00:24:11,614
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

537
00:24:11,638 --> 00:24:14,016
♪ <i>Ooh, ooh, ooh</i> ♪

538
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,175
(BABY CRYING)

539
00:24:17,811 --> 00:24:19,745
ELLIE: Kate.

540
00:24:21,047 --> 00:24:23,315
I want to hold her.

541
00:24:24,384 --> 00:24:27,219
I know that I said that
I didn't, but I changed my mind.

542
00:24:28,121 --> 00:24:30,756
KATE: Uh, of course. Yeah.

543
00:24:33,426 --> 00:24:36,795
♪ <i>Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh</i> ♪

544
00:24:38,398 --> 00:24:40,910
♪ <i>Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh</i> ♪

545
00:24:40,934 --> 00:24:42,745
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

546
00:24:42,769 --> 00:24:44,947
♪ <i>So I build a boat to sail</i> ♪

547
00:24:44,971 --> 00:24:49,318
- ♪ <i>I swear I'll never fail you</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

548
00:24:49,342 --> 00:24:52,688
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

549
00:24:52,712 --> 00:24:54,357
♪ <i>The sea of love...</i> ♪

550
00:24:54,381 --> 00:24:56,158
NURSE JOAN: All right, Mom.

551
00:24:56,182 --> 00:24:59,251
- Here's your daughter.
- Oh, um, she's gonna hold her.

552
00:25:04,524 --> 00:25:06,369
(ELLIE'S BREATH TREMBLING)

553
00:25:06,393 --> 00:25:08,227
ELLIE: Hi.

554
00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:13,532
So that's what you look like.

555
00:25:18,905 --> 00:25:22,040
Kate, do you... do you mind if...

556
00:25:23,576 --> 00:25:26,088
I would just like to be alone with her.

557
00:25:26,112 --> 00:25:28,491
KATE: Oh, um...

558
00:25:28,515 --> 00:25:30,493
yeah.

559
00:25:30,517 --> 00:25:31,727
Of course.

560
00:25:31,751 --> 00:25:33,729
♪ <i>I feel it, too</i> ♪

561
00:25:33,753 --> 00:25:36,955
♪ <i>Take me with you, take me with you.</i> ♪

562
00:25:44,773 --> 00:25:46,751
G-7?

563
00:25:46,775 --> 00:25:49,120
(SIGHS) The twins are good.

564
00:25:49,144 --> 00:25:52,096
Still just the one picture,
and no new update from Kate.

565
00:25:52,097 --> 00:25:53,447
Well, I'm sure we'll hear something

566
00:25:53,448 --> 00:25:56,133
- when there's something to hear.
- Yeah.

567
00:25:59,538 --> 00:26:01,149
What is that?

568
00:26:01,173 --> 00:26:03,318
- Hmm?
- The blobs.

569
00:26:03,342 --> 00:26:05,320
The-the painting. You've been
staring at that all night.

570
00:26:05,344 --> 00:26:07,711
What is that?

571
00:26:11,049 --> 00:26:12,994
JACK: What's all this?

572
00:26:13,018 --> 00:26:15,196
REBECCA: This is the
best possible solution

573
00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:17,365
I could find to try and save them.

574
00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:19,500
I'm gonna go get my hair dryer.

575
00:26:19,524 --> 00:26:21,269
No, Bec.

576
00:26:21,293 --> 00:26:23,271
It's fine. They-they're ruined.

577
00:26:23,295 --> 00:26:25,429
Really, I'm-I'm over it.

578
00:26:27,499 --> 00:26:29,477
Jack...

579
00:26:29,501 --> 00:26:32,580
making fun of our kids
together is our thing.

580
00:26:32,604 --> 00:26:34,949
It's our one coping mechanism

581
00:26:34,973 --> 00:26:36,851
against three sets of teenage hormones.

582
00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:38,286
Yeah, I know. You're right.

583
00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:40,845
So, what is the deal?

584
00:26:44,549 --> 00:26:47,318
They don't want to hang out
with us anymore.

585
00:26:48,353 --> 00:26:52,967
(SIGHS) It's-it's...
it's moving really fast.

586
00:26:52,991 --> 00:26:55,703
You know, they-they like us
one moment, and then the next...

587
00:26:55,727 --> 00:26:58,005
They're teenagers.

588
00:26:58,029 --> 00:26:59,674
It's perfectly normal that they want to

589
00:26:59,698 --> 00:27:01,676
hang out with other teenagers over us.

590
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:04,112
I know, but we only have

591
00:27:04,136 --> 00:27:07,014
a few more years together
under the same roof.

592
00:27:07,038 --> 00:27:10,051
Okay, a few more years
where we get to be a part

593
00:27:10,075 --> 00:27:12,954
of their daily lives.

594
00:27:12,978 --> 00:27:15,022
And then what?

595
00:27:15,046 --> 00:27:16,424
They're gonna move out.

596
00:27:16,448 --> 00:27:17,859
And forget vacations to the cabin.

597
00:27:17,883 --> 00:27:21,429
Babe, w-we're gonna
be lucky if they call us

598
00:27:21,453 --> 00:27:24,665
once a week just to let us know
what's going on in their lives.

599
00:27:24,689 --> 00:27:27,591
Babe, it is not gonna be like that.

600
00:27:28,727 --> 00:27:30,338
It was like that for us.

601
00:27:30,362 --> 00:27:32,240
We moved out of our parents' houses,

602
00:27:32,264 --> 00:27:34,242
and we never looked back.

603
00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:35,977
Okay.

604
00:27:36,001 --> 00:27:39,647
You being moody I can handle,
but comparing us to our parents,

605
00:27:39,671 --> 00:27:41,649
that is a bridge too far, mister.

606
00:27:41,673 --> 00:27:43,384
(JACK CHUCKLES)

607
00:27:43,408 --> 00:27:48,122
Jack, our family is not
ending anytime soon.

608
00:27:48,146 --> 00:27:50,481
Come here. Come here.

609
00:27:53,018 --> 00:27:54,262
Look at this picture.

610
00:27:54,286 --> 00:27:56,197
Do you see how the colors

611
00:27:56,221 --> 00:27:58,399
from their little handprints
have... have soaked

612
00:27:58,423 --> 00:28:00,224
all the way down to ours?

613
00:28:01,393 --> 00:28:04,405
We're all still there together.

614
00:28:04,429 --> 00:28:08,732
We are, even if it doesn't look
the way that it used to.

615
00:28:10,035 --> 00:28:12,747
And even when we are old fogeys

616
00:28:12,771 --> 00:28:14,515
living out here in the woods one day

617
00:28:14,539 --> 00:28:18,786
like witches from
some children's fairy tale,

618
00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:22,323
we're still gonna be close to them.

619
00:28:22,347 --> 00:28:24,258
Didn't realize we were gonna be witches.

620
00:28:24,282 --> 00:28:26,861
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm
gonna let myself really go.

621
00:28:26,885 --> 00:28:28,496
Oh, okay.

622
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,431
We will never miss a thing.

623
00:28:30,455 --> 00:28:32,667
Not the little stuff,

624
00:28:32,691 --> 00:28:35,092
and especially not the big stuff.

625
00:28:37,329 --> 00:28:38,729
Mm.

626
00:28:40,932 --> 00:28:42,643
(JACK CHUCKLES)

627
00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:44,979
REBECCA: So we framed it,

628
00:28:45,003 --> 00:28:49,283
as a... reminder

629
00:28:49,307 --> 00:28:51,385
to always be close,

630
00:28:51,409 --> 00:28:53,877
never miss a thing.

631
00:28:54,913 --> 00:28:59,293
I know it's silly, but I feel like...

632
00:28:59,317 --> 00:29:01,229
like I'm letting down Jack

633
00:29:01,253 --> 00:29:04,265
by not being there for them today.

634
00:29:04,289 --> 00:29:07,068
Like I'm-I'm not holding up
my end of the promise.

635
00:29:07,092 --> 00:29:08,903
- Rebecca, you...
- No, it-it's okay.

636
00:29:08,927 --> 00:29:11,395
You don't have to make me feel better.

637
00:29:13,698 --> 00:29:16,166
We never talk about this.

638
00:29:18,003 --> 00:29:20,314
How you...

639
00:29:20,338 --> 00:29:23,584
have to bear Jack's death differently.

640
00:29:23,608 --> 00:29:25,720
For yourself...

641
00:29:25,744 --> 00:29:28,256
and for me.

642
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,047
And our marriage.

643
00:29:34,452 --> 00:29:36,220
Thank you.

644
00:29:38,390 --> 00:29:40,835
I know it's a lot.

645
00:29:40,859 --> 00:29:42,470
I know I'm a lot.

646
00:29:42,494 --> 00:29:44,762
(SIGHS) Hey.

647
00:29:47,899 --> 00:29:50,034
You're just the right amount.

648
00:30:01,813 --> 00:30:03,714
Hi, little one.

649
00:30:08,019 --> 00:30:10,031
So you're the reason
I've been skipping cold cuts

650
00:30:10,055 --> 00:30:12,189
for the last nine months, huh?

651
00:30:14,326 --> 00:30:16,871
You should know that I live and die

652
00:30:16,895 --> 00:30:20,308
by pastrami on rye, so...

653
00:30:20,332 --> 00:30:22,666
this hasn't been easy for me.

654
00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:28,249
But...

655
00:30:28,273 --> 00:30:33,054
from the minute that I knew
that you were real

656
00:30:33,078 --> 00:30:35,345
and I was really having you...

657
00:30:37,215 --> 00:30:40,150
...I knew that I needed
to take care of you.

658
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:48,703
Even if you were never meant to be mine.

659
00:30:48,727 --> 00:30:50,538
Giving you to Toby and Kate is

660
00:30:50,562 --> 00:30:52,429
the hardest thing I have ever done.

661
00:30:54,866 --> 00:30:57,735
But it might just be
the best thing I'll ever do.

662
00:31:00,071 --> 00:31:03,951
So I have to say goodbye to you now,

663
00:31:03,975 --> 00:31:06,454
because there is someone really special

664
00:31:06,478 --> 00:31:08,779
waiting to say hello.

665
00:31:10,281 --> 00:31:12,416
(SOFT KNOCKING)

666
00:31:14,419 --> 00:31:16,553
KATE: Hi.

667
00:31:17,422 --> 00:31:19,400
Hi.

668
00:31:19,424 --> 00:31:20,901
Thank you.

669
00:31:20,925 --> 00:31:23,304
Hi, sweet girl.

670
00:31:23,328 --> 00:31:26,307
Hi. It's so nice to meet you.

671
00:31:26,331 --> 00:31:28,275
Oh, my goodness.

672
00:31:28,299 --> 00:31:29,867
Hi.

673
00:31:32,003 --> 00:31:34,138
I'm your mom.

674
00:31:36,141 --> 00:31:39,109
(CHUCKLES, SIGHS)

675
00:31:44,482 --> 00:31:47,618
I feel like I have waited
my whole life to meet you.

676
00:31:50,488 --> 00:31:52,756
I can't wait to watch you grow up.

677
00:31:54,192 --> 00:31:57,438
To French-braid your hair.

678
00:31:57,462 --> 00:32:00,230
And to make Play-Doh castles together.

679
00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:04,301
And I got to be honest with you.

680
00:32:05,937 --> 00:32:07,915
The world is...
it's a little nutty out there

681
00:32:07,939 --> 00:32:10,985
right now, but...

682
00:32:11,009 --> 00:32:14,555
no matter what, no matter what,

683
00:32:14,579 --> 00:32:17,358
I can promise you this:

684
00:32:17,382 --> 00:32:20,661
You will never, ever...

685
00:32:20,685 --> 00:32:22,820
doubt your place in it.

686
00:32:25,056 --> 00:32:28,803
And I'm really excited
for you to meet your dad.

687
00:32:28,827 --> 00:32:30,961
Do you want to meet your dad?

688
00:32:33,331 --> 00:32:35,142
(SNIFFLES)

689
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:37,044
(LINE RINGING)

690
00:32:37,068 --> 00:32:38,345
(PHONE CHIMES)

691
00:32:38,369 --> 00:32:40,347
Hey.

692
00:32:40,371 --> 00:32:42,049
Do we have a baby?

693
00:32:42,073 --> 00:32:43,517
<i>KATE: We do.</i>

694
00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:45,509
<i>Meet your daughter Hailey.</i>

695
00:32:46,644 --> 00:32:48,812
(TOBY SIGHS)

696
00:32:50,682 --> 00:32:53,350
Hi there, Hailey Rose.

697
00:32:54,252 --> 00:32:56,464
Hailey Rose Damon. I love it.

698
00:32:56,488 --> 00:32:58,065
Aw.

699
00:32:58,089 --> 00:33:00,991
<i>Wait, after Rose Tico</i>
<i>from</i> Star Wars, <i>right?</i>

700
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,004
TOBY: Uh...

701
00:33:04,028 --> 00:33:05,840
yeah, something like that.

702
00:33:05,864 --> 00:33:07,241
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

703
00:33:07,265 --> 00:33:10,311
Oh, my goodness, look at all that hair.

704
00:33:10,335 --> 00:33:12,179
What I wouldn't give.

705
00:33:12,203 --> 00:33:14,448
She's like Fabio in his prime.

706
00:33:14,472 --> 00:33:16,740
<i>(CHUCKLING): I know.</i>

707
00:33:17,642 --> 00:33:19,776
(PHONE RINGING)

708
00:33:22,747 --> 00:33:24,625
(RANDALL GRUNTS)

709
00:33:24,649 --> 00:33:26,416
Oh, it's Kev.

710
00:33:27,786 --> 00:33:29,230
Well,

711
00:33:29,254 --> 00:33:32,900
<i>how does it feel to be
the Pearson family's newest dad?</i>

712
00:33:32,924 --> 00:33:34,401
(LAUGHS)

713
00:33:34,425 --> 00:33:36,604
Yeah. Man, I can't believe
I'm a dad, dude.

714
00:33:36,628 --> 00:33:37,671
(CHUCKLES)

715
00:33:37,695 --> 00:33:39,206
Congrats, Papa Bear.

716
00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:40,708
- Beth says...
<i>- I heard.</i>

717
00:33:40,732 --> 00:33:43,244
Yeah, no, I heard.
Thank you. Thank you very much.

718
00:33:43,268 --> 00:33:44,879
Uh, you got names?

719
00:33:44,903 --> 00:33:46,514
<i>Names? Yes.</i>

720
00:33:46,538 --> 00:33:49,450
Uh, Nicholas and Frances.

721
00:33:49,474 --> 00:33:51,652
Nicholas.

722
00:33:51,676 --> 00:33:55,256
Oh, man, Uncle Nicky
will be through the roof.

723
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,424
And, uh, Frances?

724
00:33:57,448 --> 00:33:59,627
- Frances?
- That's... unique.

725
00:33:59,651 --> 00:34:01,462
<i>I know, I know.</i>

726
00:34:01,486 --> 00:34:03,731
Um, named after Madison's grandmother.

727
00:34:03,755 --> 00:34:06,567
Um, she gave me Nicky,
so we'll-we'll call her Franny.

728
00:34:06,591 --> 00:34:08,102
Right on. Franny's cute.

729
00:34:08,126 --> 00:34:09,603
<i>Franny is definitely cute.</i>

730
00:34:09,627 --> 00:34:12,429
<i>- Yeah, yeah.</i>
- (CHUCKLES)

731
00:34:14,499 --> 00:34:16,143
(SIGHS)

732
00:34:16,167 --> 00:34:18,112
Man, eight hours ago,
I was dragging some guy

733
00:34:18,136 --> 00:34:22,349
out of his totaled SUV,
and now here I am a dad.

734
00:34:22,373 --> 00:34:23,584
(CHUCKLES): To twins.

735
00:34:23,608 --> 00:34:24,942
<i>Damn.</i>

736
00:34:26,544 --> 00:34:28,856
Yesterday, I was in New Orleans

737
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,293
communing with the spirit
of my birth mom.

738
00:34:32,317 --> 00:34:34,595
Now I own her house.

739
00:34:34,619 --> 00:34:36,397
Damn.

740
00:34:36,421 --> 00:34:38,221
Yeah.

741
00:34:42,594 --> 00:34:44,728
We got a lot to catch up on.

742
00:34:46,364 --> 00:34:48,332
Yeah.

743
00:34:51,736 --> 00:34:54,504
Randall, I was terrified
when I was on that plane.

744
00:34:55,907 --> 00:34:58,485
I was terrified that
I wouldn't make it in time,

745
00:34:58,509 --> 00:35:00,354
and I was terrified that
she would be alone,

746
00:35:00,378 --> 00:35:03,224
and when I walked in that room,
man, I heard your voice,

747
00:35:03,248 --> 00:35:05,849
<i>and I, um...</i>

748
00:35:08,453 --> 00:35:10,487
Thank you. Thank you.

749
00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:14,368
<i>After everything that
we've been through recently,</i>

750
00:35:14,392 --> 00:35:15,803
<i>you're still...</i>

751
00:35:15,827 --> 00:35:17,828
You're my brother.

752
00:35:20,398 --> 00:35:22,165
Yeah.

753
00:35:24,202 --> 00:35:27,147
I did say some... some pretty
horrible things to you, Randall,

754
00:35:27,171 --> 00:35:29,373
and the truth is you are...

755
00:35:30,575 --> 00:35:32,009
(SIGHS)

756
00:35:33,278 --> 00:35:35,823
You're the best person I know.

757
00:35:35,847 --> 00:35:37,992
<i>And on my finest day,</i>

758
00:35:38,016 --> 00:35:42,229
<i>I am simply doing
a poor man's imitation of you.</i>

759
00:35:42,253 --> 00:35:44,198
Hey, man.

760
00:35:44,222 --> 00:35:46,367
We both said things.

761
00:35:46,391 --> 00:35:48,625
Tensions were high.

762
00:35:52,563 --> 00:35:55,542
We got a lot of ground to cover.

763
00:35:55,566 --> 00:35:58,045
Lot of things I didn't...

764
00:35:58,069 --> 00:35:59,747
(SIGHS) see growing up.

765
00:35:59,771 --> 00:36:01,215
<i>Hey, man.</i>

766
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,218
If you really want to have
that conversation with me,

767
00:36:04,242 --> 00:36:07,288
then I cannot wait to have it with you.

768
00:36:07,312 --> 00:36:09,757
And one day, when you don't have

769
00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:13,227
two brand-spanking-new babies
and just went through a whole

770
00:36:13,251 --> 00:36:16,597
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
<i>adventure to get to,</i>

771
00:36:16,621 --> 00:36:18,832
we will have it.

772
00:36:18,856 --> 00:36:20,601
I promise you that.

773
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:22,569
But now is not the time.

774
00:36:22,593 --> 00:36:26,540
<i>Now is the time to celebrate
your new family.</i>

775
00:36:26,564 --> 00:36:28,265
Yes.

776
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,313
<i>(SIGHS) I can't believe
you told her the "MMMBop" story.</i>

777
00:36:32,337 --> 00:36:34,137
(LAUGHING)

778
00:36:37,591 --> 00:36:40,070
(DOOR OPENS)

779
00:36:40,094 --> 00:36:42,061
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

780
00:36:44,832 --> 00:36:46,599
Hi.

781
00:36:47,468 --> 00:36:49,235
Hi.

782
00:36:50,137 --> 00:36:51,948
What time does your watch say?

783
00:36:51,972 --> 00:36:53,717
Um...

784
00:36:53,741 --> 00:36:55,585
- 9:53.
- Mm.

785
00:36:55,609 --> 00:36:58,722
9:53. That's good.

786
00:36:58,746 --> 00:37:01,891
I was worried maybe all the
clocks in the house were fast.

787
00:37:01,915 --> 00:37:03,760
I didn't want to accuse you of being

788
00:37:03,784 --> 00:37:08,598
three hours and 53
minutes late for no reason.

789
00:37:08,622 --> 00:37:10,900
- Look, Es, I...
- One night.

790
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:13,903
I asked you for one night
to come home at 6:00

791
00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:16,740
to have dinner with your son.

792
00:37:16,764 --> 00:37:19,542
He was so excited for you
to eat the pizza he made you.

793
00:37:19,566 --> 00:37:21,111
I wanted to make it home.

794
00:37:21,135 --> 00:37:22,912
What could you be doing in that office

795
00:37:22,936 --> 00:37:25,048
that is so much more important than us?

796
00:37:25,072 --> 00:37:26,950
(SIGHS)

797
00:37:26,974 --> 00:37:29,652
I'm so close to something huge, Es.

798
00:37:29,676 --> 00:37:31,921
No one has created
an efficient algorithm

799
00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:34,424
to compute the Karhunen-Loève transform.

800
00:37:34,448 --> 00:37:36,259
So I had the idea
to approach the problem

801
00:37:36,283 --> 00:37:37,961
by studying a cosine transform,

802
00:37:37,985 --> 00:37:39,585
- and then...
- No, stop.

803
00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:46,703
If I am going to forgive you,

804
00:37:46,727 --> 00:37:48,805
then I need to understand why

805
00:37:48,829 --> 00:37:51,631
what you are doing
matters so much to you.

806
00:37:52,933 --> 00:37:56,579
So explain it to me
so I will understand.

807
00:37:56,603 --> 00:37:59,249
Explain it to me like I'm...

808
00:37:59,273 --> 00:38:02,441
like I'm our four-year-old son.

809
00:38:04,344 --> 00:38:06,189
- (REBECCA SIGHS)
- MIGUEL: All right, well,

810
00:38:06,213 --> 00:38:09,626
you want to move on to something else?

811
00:38:09,650 --> 00:38:12,595
No, it's-it's late.
I think I'm all gamed out.

812
00:38:12,619 --> 00:38:14,353
- Okay.
- (PHONE RINGING)

813
00:38:17,691 --> 00:38:19,102
(GASPS)

814
00:38:19,126 --> 00:38:21,938
Oh, God, it's Kate.

815
00:38:21,962 --> 00:38:25,041
When your mother wants a picture
of Mike, what do we do?

816
00:38:25,065 --> 00:38:26,976
We mail it to her.

817
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,711
Right. We mail it to Argentina.

818
00:38:28,735 --> 00:38:30,713
She gets it a few weeks later.

819
00:38:30,737 --> 00:38:33,483
What if, instead of waiting
for the mail,

820
00:38:33,507 --> 00:38:38,321
she could see the photo
on a computer almost instantly?

821
00:38:38,345 --> 00:38:40,790
What do you mean?

822
00:38:40,814 --> 00:38:42,859
The military has created
a network of computers

823
00:38:42,883 --> 00:38:45,161
around the world that are all connected.

824
00:38:45,185 --> 00:38:48,398
Soon, common people will have them,

825
00:38:48,422 --> 00:38:53,203
and if my team can optimize
a form of data compression,

826
00:38:53,227 --> 00:38:55,394
they'll be able to share images.

827
00:38:56,463 --> 00:38:59,476
So, you put a picture on a computer,

828
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,912
and my mother across the world
sees the same picture?

829
00:39:02,936 --> 00:39:06,483
Yes, and imagine if one day
it wasn't just a picture.

830
00:39:06,507 --> 00:39:08,318
Imagine it was a movie.

831
00:39:08,342 --> 00:39:12,255
Imagine you could talk
to someone on a screen,

832
00:39:12,279 --> 00:39:16,849
like a phone call but with video.

833
00:39:17,751 --> 00:39:19,262
(CHUCKLES)

834
00:39:19,286 --> 00:39:20,730
- Hi. Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi, Kate.

835
00:39:20,754 --> 00:39:22,365
<i>- KATE: Hi, Mom.</i>
- Hi.

836
00:39:22,389 --> 00:39:24,334
<i>I'm sorry I couldn't call
during the labor.</i>

837
00:39:24,358 --> 00:39:25,869
<i>It got really intense in there.</i>

838
00:39:25,893 --> 00:39:29,105
- It's okay.
<i>- But, um, she's here.</i>

839
00:39:29,129 --> 00:39:32,275
<i>She's here. Do you want to meet
your granddaughter?</i>

840
00:39:32,299 --> 00:39:35,411
Yes, I do. We do.

841
00:39:35,435 --> 00:39:37,714
(GASPS)

842
00:39:37,738 --> 00:39:39,115
Oh...

843
00:39:39,139 --> 00:39:40,950
<i>my goodness.</i>

844
00:39:40,974 --> 00:39:42,752
- That's Hailey.
<i>- MIGUEL: Wow.</i>

845
00:39:42,776 --> 00:39:44,220
See her?

846
00:39:44,244 --> 00:39:45,788
<i>- She's gorgeous.
- (REBECCA SOBS)</i>

847
00:39:45,812 --> 00:39:47,857
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

848
00:39:47,881 --> 00:39:50,393
She's so beautiful, Kate.

849
00:39:50,417 --> 00:39:52,195
Oh, my goodness.

850
00:39:52,219 --> 00:39:54,697
I don't even know what to say.

851
00:39:54,721 --> 00:39:57,233
Oh, my.

852
00:39:57,257 --> 00:40:00,393
("DON'T THINK TWICE, IT'S
ALL RIGHT" BY JOHN MARTYN PLAYS)

853
00:40:02,796 --> 00:40:08,511
♪ <i>It ain't no use</i>
<i>to sit and wonder why, babe</i> ♪

854
00:40:08,535 --> 00:40:10,413
♪ <i>If you don't know by now...</i> ♪

855
00:40:10,437 --> 00:40:12,549
<i>KEVIN: All right, you
ready? Look at this.</i>

856
00:40:12,573 --> 00:40:13,716
Look what we did.

857
00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:16,186
So, here is perfect baby number one.

858
00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:18,054
And then...

859
00:40:18,078 --> 00:40:19,155
proud mommy.

860
00:40:19,179 --> 00:40:20,657
<i>- REBECCA: Hi.</i>
- And...

861
00:40:20,681 --> 00:40:21,891
professional tennis player.

862
00:40:21,915 --> 00:40:23,092
- Hi.
- MADISON: Hi, Grandma.

863
00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:25,228
<i>Hi, Nick and Franny.</i>

864
00:40:25,252 --> 00:40:27,830
(LAUGHING): Look at those little faces.

865
00:40:27,854 --> 00:40:29,799
♪ <i>At the break of dawn...</i> ♪

866
00:40:29,823 --> 00:40:31,968
REBECCA: You missed a spot, right there!

867
00:40:31,992 --> 00:40:33,970
(JACK GROWLS PLAYFULLY)

868
00:40:33,994 --> 00:40:36,439
♪ <i>I'll be gone...</i> ♪

869
00:40:36,463 --> 00:40:37,473
(LAUGHS): Oh.

870
00:40:37,497 --> 00:40:38,875
Is Toby jealous of all that hair?

871
00:40:38,899 --> 00:40:40,243
- (RANDALL LAUGHS)
<i>- KATE: Of course.</i>

872
00:40:40,267 --> 00:40:42,011
<i>I feel like I'm gonna
have to shave her head</i>

873
00:40:42,035 --> 00:40:43,580
<i>just to, like, level the playing field.</i>

874
00:40:43,604 --> 00:40:45,604
(ALL LAUGHING)

875
00:40:48,008 --> 00:40:50,353
♪ <i>It ain't no use</i>
<i>you callin' out my name...</i> ♪

876
00:40:50,377 --> 00:40:52,488
This handsome young man right here...

877
00:40:52,512 --> 00:40:54,647
this is Nick.

878
00:40:55,549 --> 00:40:57,160
<i>Wait, Nick?</i>

879
00:40:57,184 --> 00:40:59,963
- You named him after me?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

880
00:40:59,987 --> 00:41:03,589
<i>M-Mostly Nic Cage, but yeah, also you.</i>

881
00:41:04,491 --> 00:41:05,802
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

882
00:41:05,826 --> 00:41:07,470
How about that?

883
00:41:07,494 --> 00:41:09,395
ARLO (CRYING): Hi, Rose.

884
00:41:11,265 --> 00:41:13,766
<i>Badass Rose is coming home.</i>

885
00:41:18,138 --> 00:41:19,983
MADISON: Nick, Franny...

886
00:41:20,007 --> 00:41:22,452
- KEVIN: Yeah.
- This is your cousin Hailey.

887
00:41:22,476 --> 00:41:23,786
KEVIN: Oh, beautiful.

888
00:41:23,810 --> 00:41:25,822
<i>MADISON: Aw, look at her.</i>

889
00:41:25,846 --> 00:41:27,457
KATE: My goodness.

890
00:41:27,481 --> 00:41:29,425
(WHISPERS): The new Big Three.

891
00:41:29,449 --> 00:41:30,816
(CHUCKLES)

892
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:38,835
♪ <i>It ain't no use you turnin' on</i>
<i>your light, babe</i> ♪

893
00:41:38,859 --> 00:41:43,028
♪ <i>The light that I never knowed...</i> ♪

894
00:41:45,565 --> 00:41:47,510
Just squeeze those babies' cheeks for us

895
00:41:47,534 --> 00:41:49,379
and tell them how much
we love them, okay?

896
00:41:49,403 --> 00:41:51,514
We will. Okay.

897
00:41:51,538 --> 00:41:53,149
KEVIN: Okay, Mom. Say
goodbye, everybody. Bye, fam.

898
00:41:53,173 --> 00:41:54,484
Love you.

899
00:41:54,508 --> 00:41:56,886
- Love you, too.
- Yeah, we love you. We miss you.

900
00:41:56,910 --> 00:42:01,724
♪ <i>Goodbye's too good a word, baby</i> ♪

901
00:42:01,748 --> 00:42:06,285
♪ <i>So I'll just say fare thee well</i> ♪

902
00:42:07,688 --> 00:42:09,499
♪ <i>I'm thinkin' and I'm wonderin'</i> ♪

903
00:42:09,523 --> 00:42:13,136
♪ <i>All the way down the road</i> ♪ _

904
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,239
♪ <i>I once loved a woman</i> ♪ _

905
00:42:16,263 --> 00:42:18,908
♪ <i>A child, I'm told</i> ♪ _

906
00:42:18,932 --> 00:42:20,877
♪ <i>I gave her my heart</i> ♪ _

907
00:42:20,901 --> 00:42:24,714
♪ <i>But she wanted my soul</i> ♪ _

908
00:42:24,738 --> 00:42:26,505
♪ <i>Don't think twice</i> ♪ _

909
00:42:27,641 --> 00:42:30,320
♪ <i>Don't think twice</i> ♪ _

910
00:42:30,344 --> 00:42:32,445
♪ <i>Don't think twice, it's all right.</i> ♪ _

911
00:42:33,322 --> 00:42:36,366
_

912
00:42:38,327 --> 00:42:42,681
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