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MIKE: Yes, the Bowl-off-a-thon.
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It's almost here, Fungus.
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The roll of the ball, sound of a strike.
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And this year's prize, dinner
for two at Harryhausen's.
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No Bowl-off-a-thon for you, Wazowski.
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Oh, hello, Roze. Now, what's
this about me not bowling?
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You've still got to do your paperwork.
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"Paperwork"? (CHUCKLES) No. How common.
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I'm in charge now. You know,
the SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM.
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Fungus files my paperwork.
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Not file. Approve.
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Now that you're in charge, you
have to approve all the paperwork.
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You sure you're not Roz?
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We're completely different.
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GARY: Morning, Roze.
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Gary.
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- Gary.
- Mikey.
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Roze, uh, I just wanna say I'm so sorry.
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I wasn't able to finish up
my paperwork last night.
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I was busy practicing for
the big Bowl-off-a-thon,
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so that I could, uh, win again. (LAUGHS)
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Don't you worry that cute
little round head of yours.
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It's just paperwork.
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- Oh, Roze, you are the best.
- No, you're the best.
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- Oh!
- Good luck, Gary.
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Gary.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- WOMAN: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Attention.
- Yeah.
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WOMAN: Last chance to sign up
for this year's Bowl-off-a-thon.
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You know, I had no idea Monsters
Inc. had a bowling alley.
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- You like bowling?
- Not really.
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Ugh, what are you reading?
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Uh, Funny Business. Successful
habits of funny monsters.
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- (GRUNTS)
- If I'm gonna make it as a jokester,
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I gotta get in good with
the boss. And the boss is...
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Mike?
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Oh, hiya, guys.
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TYLOR: How did you get
stuck in the ball return?
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Bowling, it's in my blood.
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I say to myself, "Mike,
you're the ball. Be the ball".
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So, I was the ball.
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Getting ready for the big
Bowl-off-a-thon, huh, Mr. Wazowski?
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Well, sadly, no Bowl-off-a-thon
for me this year.
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Too busy on the Laugh Floor
approving paperwork.
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Oh, how I would have loved to have taken
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my sweet schmoopsie-poo
to Harryhausen's.
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Hey. I thought Harryhausen's
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banned your green butt
for life. (CHUCKLES)
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No. With great power
comes great privileges.
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And now that I'm SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM,
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the ban on my butt has been lifted.
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Well, Mr. Scabamat-old-daddy-crumb,
you're lucky you're not playin'.
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Spare you the humiliation
of losing to me again.
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(LAUGHS) "Spare". Oh, man.
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Ha! Well, I may not have
time to play, but I'm, uh...
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I'm sponsoring a team.
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And they're a great team. Yeah.
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So they're gonna bowl you away. Ha!
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(SCOFFS) Well, you better
hope they don't strike out.
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(LAUGHS)
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- Boom.
- MONSTER: Four? Nice!
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GARY: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm
late. What you been up to?
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- (MONSTERS LAUGHING)
- Gary. (SIGHS)
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Well, Mike, I wish your team good luck.
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What team? I don't have a team.
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Now I need a team. A
team that can beat Gary.
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If I only knew where I could
find some top-notch bowlers.
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Do I know bowlers? Yes, I know bowlers!
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They don't call me "No
Splitz Fritz" for nothing.
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They... They call you that?
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For nothing.
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- I've never heard them call you that.
- Well, they do.
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And we've got Pin-Pal Val over
there and No-Gutter Cutter.
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Hmm, Duncan doesn't play,
but he loves the snachos.
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Huh. Well, that is great news.
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- The snachos?
- No. That you guys play. That's... Wow!
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Have you ever thought
about forming a team?
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A bowling team?
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Yeah, sure. And maybe, I don't know,
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uh, entering the, uh, Bowl-off-a-thon?
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Form a team. The Bowl-off-a-thon.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, I know what you're doing.
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- You do?
- Yeah, you're falling in love with us.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- I am doing that.
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I'm doing what you just said.
I am in love, yes.
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Yeah, you could be the team captain.
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Totally. Yeah. A chance for
me to bond with you guys.
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Your new family!
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Other than my actual
family that I also have.
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- Extended family.
- Work friends?
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How about the "family that lives
next door that's a little weird,
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but you still tell them when
you're going on vacation,
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so they can get your mail" family?
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- Sure. Yeah. We'll go with that.
- (HORN HONKS)
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- How good are they?
- How good are they?
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Really good, or very good, or
tremendously good? How good?
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They're the best. They've
been bowling for years.
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- I think they're like champions.
- Really? Great.
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They've even got nicknames.
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We're gonna need a team name.
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Maybe the Gutter Busters.
Or the Alley Laughs?
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How about, The Big Wazowskis?
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"The Big Wazowskis"?
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That sounds like something I've
always wanted in a team name!
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Thanks, I owe ya.
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- Uh, anytime, Mike. Yes!
- BOTH: Oh!
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Oh, um, hey, Ms. Flint.
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Just hanging out with
Mike. You know Mike.
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Walking away. Turning
my back. See me leaving.
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You can't make this
up, Roze. I'm serious.
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They lift up the ball return cover,
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- and there he was.
- You go ahead. I'll be right there.
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- Eh...
- Can you believe it?
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Oh, he was actually
stuck in the ball return.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hmm... (SNIFFS) What stinks?
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Oh, it's the smell of defeat.
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And I'm not talking about these feet.
I'm talking about your defeat.
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Really?
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Yeah. I got a dream team, dude.
And it's your worst nightmare.
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"A dream team"? Oh, is that so?
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Yeah. Yes, it's so. It's so, Gary.
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In fact, it's so so, I say
we make it interesting.
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What do you say losing
team has to, uh...
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Ah! Has to do the other's
paperwork for a month?
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- You're on, buddy.
- (BOWLING PINS FALLING)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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All right.
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Welcome, team.
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I cannot wait to tell
you how excited I am
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to be captain of the Big Wazowskis.
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Heyo!
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Mmm. Uh-huh.
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Whoo!
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Uh, yo, I thought you
said you didn't bowl.
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No, no, Val. No, I did not say that.
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I said I didn't like bowling.
There's a difference.
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He's doing this because
he wants to bond with us.
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More like a thinly disguised
slash desperate attempt
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to get in good with Mike,
so he'll make you a jokester.
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I'm just messing with you.
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Like you'd ever do anything
that blatantly selfish.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- Uh...
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All I know is, it's work hours,
and we're getting paid to bowl.
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TYLOR: Whoo! Eight.
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- Nice, Ty...
- Thank you, Fritz.
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But, uh, come on,
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you guys are the ones with the
nicknames, so how about you?
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You're up, No Splitz Fritz.
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CUTTER: Fritz!
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- FRITZ: We are the MIFT.
- CUTTER: Come on!
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FRITZ: Yay! We did it!
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In the gutter!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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- CUTTER: All right!
- FRITZ: Good throw!
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That's the one!
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- There you go! Get some!
- VAL: Awesome!
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(CUTTER HOOTING)
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Ha! Made it all the way down the lane.
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- You kissed the pin!
- VAL: Whoo!
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- Is this a team or is this a team?
- Up top!
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- What do you say, Captain?
- I...
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thought you said you guys were good.
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No. We're not good. No.
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That's why we've never
entered the Bowl-off-a-thon
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because we pee-ew stink.
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CUTTER: Oh, yeah!
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- Stink?
- CUTTER: We're stinky.
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That didn't come across
in the nicknames.
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Everything okay, team captain?
Tomorrow's the big day. Good luck.
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(LAUGHING)
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Good morning! And
welcome to the first day
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of the annual Monsters
Incorporated Bowl-off-a-thon.
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Coming to you live from the
Monsters Incorporated Laugh Lane.
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Of course it's live, you idiot!
What else would it be?
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I'm just trying to do it like on TV.
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First up,
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the Sliding Slugs versus
the Big Wazowskis.
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Wow. This is so exciting.
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That is one word.
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SMITTY: And he makes his approach.
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(PANTING)
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Still making the approach.
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(PANTING CONTINUES)
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(OWL HOOTING)
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(PANTING CONTINUES)
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(SNORING)
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- (ALARM RINGING)
- (SCREAMS)
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(ALL GASPING)
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Good morning. Approach time has elapsed.
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It's time for everyone
to get back to work.
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The Big Wazowskis win.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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- Yay for the Wazowskis.
- Yes!
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- (SIGHS)
- FRITZ: Wow!
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- (SOBS)
- We won!
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I heard it was a bloodbath.
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The Big Wazowskis left the
Sliding Slugs in the gutter.
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So now I'm doubling down.
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Not only does the loser
have to do the paperwork,
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but they have to be the
other's butler for a month.
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- Are you sure about this?
- Absolutely.
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The Bowl-off-a-thing continues.
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And we're back for more bowling action.
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Next up, the Pinheads
versus the Big Wazowskis.
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Okay, Fritz. Remember.
Let go of the ball.
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Oh, yeah.
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BOTH: Go, Fritz!
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(BALL CRASHES)
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FRITZ: Whoopsie.
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I let go of the ball.
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Due to the entire team
being knocked out,
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the Pinheads forfeit and
the Big Wazowskis win.
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Wow, another win. And
tomorrow's the final match.
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You against Gary.
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I'm gonna owe you big after this,
but only if you come through.
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Oh, yeah, well, don't
worry, Mike. We will.
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We will come through.
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(CHUCKLES) We will, indeed.
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But, you know, um, in case
for whatever reason we don't...
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Don't even think that.
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I just gotta win that dinner
for two at Harryhausen's.
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Plus I bet Gary I'd do all his paperwork
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and be his butler for a month.
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Why would you do that?
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That's how much I believe in you, kid.
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You can't let me down.
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(SIGHS) How am I supposed
to get out of this one?
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(CRUNCHES)
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(SIGHS) I'm screwed, Giant Eye.
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- (METAL CLANKS)
- (GASPS)
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DUNCAN: (OVER SPEAKERS) Why, hello.
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Duncan?
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No! This is a mystery voice.
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An all-knowing voice.
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A voice that knows you're
in need of some pro bowlers,
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so you can get in good
with Mr. Wazowski.
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- (CRUNCHES)
- Well, yeah. You got that right.
240
00:11:04,749 --> 00:11:08,278
Good! Then follow the signs.
241
00:11:09,154 --> 00:11:13,236
- What signs? I...
- Follow the signs.
242
00:11:13,241 --> 00:11:15,447
- Are there speakers?
- Follow the signs.
243
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(CRUNCHES)
244
00:11:28,423 --> 00:11:30,926
DUNCAN: Welcome, Tylor.
245
00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:33,189
- (CRUNCHES)
- Hey, Duncan.
246
00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:34,905
You know the sign says "secert".
247
00:11:36,056 --> 00:11:37,978
(IN DEEP VOICE) I'm not Duncan.
248
00:11:37,983 --> 00:11:39,471
Now, you're just doing a voice.
249
00:11:39,476 --> 00:11:41,348
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I'm not Duncan.
250
00:11:41,353 --> 00:11:42,642
TYLOR: What are we doing here, buddy?
251
00:11:42,646 --> 00:11:44,976
(IMITATING FOREIGN ACCENT)
It's a mystery voice. Ah?
252
00:11:44,981 --> 00:11:46,525
Okay, that's fine. Whatever voice.
253
00:11:47,384 --> 00:11:50,090
Hey, Duncan. You done
with your "secert room"?
254
00:11:50,095 --> 00:11:51,591
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Secret!
255
00:11:51,596 --> 00:11:55,595
- Come on. We need our trashcan.
- Turn the light off, you idiots! Ugh!
256
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,561
Get out! Where were we?
257
00:11:58,286 --> 00:11:59,533
Pro bowlers.
258
00:11:59,538 --> 00:12:02,744
Uh... (IN OMINOUS VOICE)
The Overnighters, yes.
259
00:12:02,749 --> 00:12:04,037
The third shift.
260
00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:07,290
The kind of monsters that monsters fear.
261
00:12:07,295 --> 00:12:12,671
They'll get you your win. And
your jokester dream will come true.
262
00:12:12,676 --> 00:12:16,633
Great. And... But just... Sorry.
What do you get out of it?
263
00:12:16,638 --> 00:12:19,219
DUNCAN: Just want you
to sign a little contract.
264
00:12:19,224 --> 00:12:22,139
We'll call it a written agreement.
265
00:12:22,144 --> 00:12:24,449
That's literally what a contract is.
266
00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:26,159
An agreement that stipulates
267
00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:27,794
that you will not in any way hereto now,
268
00:12:27,799 --> 00:12:31,757
with, or henceforth forward in
perpetuity pursue Fritz's job.
269
00:12:31,762 --> 00:12:34,109
- Duncan, I told you the day I got...
- Mystery voice.
270
00:12:34,114 --> 00:12:36,495
I do not care about Fritz's
job. I don't want the job.
271
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,530
But now it's legally binding.
272
00:12:38,535 --> 00:12:40,507
Cool. Fine. Just stop with the voice.
273
00:12:40,512 --> 00:12:43,598
Whatever. I'll sign it. Just
get me the bowlers, okay?
274
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:45,787
There.
275
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,706
It is done!
276
00:12:47,711 --> 00:12:49,666
- SMITTY: You're done?
- No! I'm not done.
277
00:12:49,671 --> 00:12:52,711
You said you wouldn't be
back until 5:47. Get out!
278
00:12:52,716 --> 00:12:54,421
Oh, but we have Fright Club in here.
279
00:12:54,426 --> 00:12:55,505
Don't tell him that.
280
00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,721
Did you forget the first
rule of Fright Club?
281
00:12:58,597 --> 00:12:59,676
(DUNCAN SCREAMS)
282
00:12:59,681 --> 00:13:01,570
- What do you mean cancelled?
- TYLOR: Yeah.
283
00:13:01,575 --> 00:13:03,848
Final round of the tournament
was supposed to be today at lunch,
284
00:13:03,852 --> 00:13:06,850
but it's cancelled. Some
sort of weird cancel thing.
285
00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:09,352
But believe me, I am as
disappointed as you guys.
286
00:13:09,357 --> 00:13:10,604
We are undefeated, right?
287
00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:13,231
But, uh, here's the flyer.
288
00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:15,776
Says it right there.
"Cancelled". (GRUNTS)
289
00:13:15,781 --> 00:13:17,502
Says it right there in cancel font.
290
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,796
Cancel font. I've seen it
before. I know it well.
291
00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:21,261
That looks like your handwriting.
292
00:13:21,828 --> 00:13:23,742
Hey! Uh, everybody did great.
293
00:13:23,747 --> 00:13:27,120
In fact, you guys should
go into town for lunch.
294
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:31,633
Into town over... You should
go there, not be here.
295
00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:33,919
- Oh, aren't you gonna come?
- Me?
296
00:13:33,924 --> 00:13:35,295
FRITZ: You're the team captain.
297
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,080
Somebody's gotta hold down the fort.
298
00:13:37,085 --> 00:13:39,341
And I'm pooped. You
guys go. You deserve it.
299
00:13:39,346 --> 00:13:40,717
You are so selfless.
300
00:13:40,722 --> 00:13:43,804
Is he not selfless? Always
thinking about others.
301
00:13:43,809 --> 00:13:44,810
That's...
302
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,520
That's me.
303
00:13:47,062 --> 00:13:48,266
Welcome back.
304
00:13:48,271 --> 00:13:49,999
It's the final game of this year's
305
00:13:50,004 --> 00:13:52,854
Monsters Incorporated Bowl-off-a-thon.
306
00:13:52,859 --> 00:13:56,399
Today's teams are the Garys...
307
00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:59,319
(SCOFFS) What an egomaniac.
Names a whole team after himself.
308
00:13:59,324 --> 00:14:02,030
NEEDLEMAN: ... versus the Big Wazowskis.
309
00:14:02,035 --> 00:14:03,573
Now that's an original name.
310
00:14:03,578 --> 00:14:07,052
Hey, what's going on? Where is
everybody? Where's the team?
311
00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:09,237
The team. Right. Yes. There was, uh...
312
00:14:09,242 --> 00:14:10,789
You're not gonna say "problem"?
313
00:14:10,794 --> 00:14:12,032
- Problem?
- Tylor?
314
00:14:12,037 --> 00:14:15,173
Don't worry. The replacements
should be here any...
315
00:14:23,807 --> 00:14:24,891
(GASPS)
316
00:14:26,184 --> 00:14:27,352
Mmm...
317
00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,685
Well, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
318
00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:33,984
Good luck, uh, fellas. Knock 'em dead.
319
00:14:34,568 --> 00:14:36,731
Or don't. (CHUCKLES)
You know what I mean.
320
00:14:36,736 --> 00:14:37,816
Break a leg.
321
00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:39,906
'Cause if you don't,
they'll do it for you.
322
00:14:41,908 --> 00:14:44,548
How we doing, everybody? Uh, I am Tylor.
323
00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:46,533
I'm your captain, so
let's get on out there
324
00:14:46,538 --> 00:14:47,956
and let's be the winning...
325
00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:50,792
team.
326
00:14:56,882 --> 00:14:58,008
(CHUCKLES)
327
00:14:59,176 --> 00:15:00,630
You lied to us.
328
00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:02,215
No. Val, no.
329
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,951
They un-cancelled the cancel.
330
00:15:04,956 --> 00:15:08,377
You guys weren't around and
I needed some players, so I...
331
00:15:14,691 --> 00:15:19,232
I lied, but uh, I was just
thinking of you guys.
332
00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:21,276
Didn't want you all to get hurt.
333
00:15:21,281 --> 00:15:23,153
When you lose the game.
334
00:15:23,158 --> 00:15:24,693
How hurt you would all be.
335
00:15:25,744 --> 00:15:27,888
This hurts way more, Tylor.
336
00:15:29,748 --> 00:15:31,661
MIKE: Hey, Tylor?
Tylor? What's going on?
337
00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:33,288
We've got more players than we need.
338
00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:36,958
No, you don't. Me and
the boys, we took a vote.
339
00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:41,379
And we do not want to play for
a captain that betrays his team.
340
00:15:41,384 --> 00:15:43,381
Gentlemen, shall we?
341
00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:46,009
No. Don't. No. Wait, please. Wait.
342
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:48,011
Now what? What's the plan, Tylor?
343
00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:50,263
Well, Mikey?
344
00:15:50,268 --> 00:15:51,348
(SCREAMS)
345
00:15:51,353 --> 00:15:53,241
MIKE: All Gary's paperwork.
Being his butler.
346
00:15:53,246 --> 00:15:55,435
No dinner for two at Harryhausen's!
347
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,187
(SIGHS) I can't lose to Gary.
348
00:15:57,192 --> 00:16:00,362
(SIGHS) Sorry, Mike. I just...
349
00:16:01,196 --> 00:16:03,443
I just wanted to impress you.
350
00:16:03,448 --> 00:16:06,321
And all I really ended up doing was...
351
00:16:06,326 --> 00:16:07,823
(SIGHS)
352
00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,658
was hurting my team.
353
00:16:09,663 --> 00:16:12,953
I really let you guys
down, and I'm sorry.
354
00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:14,292
I guess we...
355
00:16:15,127 --> 00:16:18,204
I guess I have to forfeit.
356
00:16:19,297 --> 00:16:20,549
Uh-huh.
357
00:16:21,224 --> 00:16:24,214
Whoa, looks like the
Big Wazowskis forfeit,
358
00:16:24,219 --> 00:16:26,149
which means the winner is...
359
00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:27,280
FRITZ: Wait!
360
00:16:28,148 --> 00:16:29,394
Huh?
361
00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:31,888
You said "team". You're right.
362
00:16:31,893 --> 00:16:34,307
We are the Monsters
Inc. Facilities Team.
363
00:16:34,312 --> 00:16:37,561
And when you're part of a team,
you stand up for your teammates.
364
00:16:37,566 --> 00:16:39,120
And regardless of what they do,
365
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:42,023
unless it's illegal and would make
you an accomplice to a crime,
366
00:16:42,028 --> 00:16:43,692
which I have learned the hard way,
367
00:16:43,697 --> 00:16:46,862
you remain loyal. By their side.
368
00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:49,614
Through the... Well,
you know, through the...
369
00:16:49,619 --> 00:16:51,516
- Good and the bad?
- The good in the bag
370
00:16:51,521 --> 00:16:55,162
because you know they
would do the same for you.
371
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:58,670
So, Tylor, I have a question
for you, young MIFTer.
372
00:16:59,588 --> 00:17:01,840
Are you part of our team?
373
00:17:03,008 --> 00:17:08,383
Well, I'm more than part of
the team. I'm the team captain.
374
00:17:08,388 --> 00:17:12,429
And you know what? I
will lead us to victory.
375
00:17:12,434 --> 00:17:16,099
Because we are MIFT.
We are the Big Wazowskis.
376
00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:19,227
But, Tylor, can I remind
you that we pee-ew stink?
377
00:17:19,232 --> 00:17:22,939
Well, then, we're just gonna
have to stink our way to victory.
378
00:17:22,944 --> 00:17:24,024
Woo-hoo!
379
00:17:24,029 --> 00:17:25,947
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
380
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,019
- Hey, way to go, Gary.
- (LAUGHS) Thanks, Gharee.
381
00:17:39,377 --> 00:17:40,420
(CACKLES)
382
00:17:42,506 --> 00:17:43,590
(CHEERS)
383
00:17:44,382 --> 00:17:46,384
Hey, Cutter. Stand this way.
384
00:17:47,385 --> 00:17:48,595
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
385
00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:57,938
Fritz, don't let go of the ball.
386
00:18:00,607 --> 00:18:01,942
(SCREAMS)
387
00:18:03,652 --> 00:18:05,357
(FLOORS SQUEAKING)
388
00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:06,571
(GRUNTS)
389
00:18:08,073 --> 00:18:10,909
FRITZ: Strike! My first one!
390
00:18:25,048 --> 00:18:28,713
- (GASPS) I did it! I got one!
- CUTTER: Strike!
391
00:18:28,718 --> 00:18:30,591
(YELLS) What?
392
00:18:30,596 --> 00:18:32,276
And the winners of this year's
393
00:18:32,281 --> 00:18:35,921
Monsters Incorporated
Bowl-off-a-thon are
394
00:18:35,926 --> 00:18:37,881
the Big Wazowskis!
395
00:18:37,886 --> 00:18:39,866
(ALL CHEERING)
396
00:18:39,871 --> 00:18:40,934
What?
397
00:18:40,939 --> 00:18:42,519
We won! (LAUGHS)
398
00:18:42,524 --> 00:18:44,980
Well, enjoy the paperwork, Gary.
399
00:18:44,985 --> 00:18:47,858
And the Garys!
400
00:18:47,863 --> 00:18:48,942
What?
401
00:18:48,947 --> 00:18:50,235
It's a tie!
402
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,867
- High-five, Gary.
- All right.
403
00:18:52,409 --> 00:18:54,156
Tie? Huh.
404
00:18:54,161 --> 00:18:57,284
I guess that's sort of a win.
405
00:18:57,289 --> 00:18:59,494
"Sort of"? (IMITATES BUZZER)
What are you talking about?
406
00:18:59,499 --> 00:19:00,871
I actually hit some pins.
407
00:19:00,876 --> 00:19:03,748
But, even better, you stuck
by your fellow MIFToids.
408
00:19:03,753 --> 00:19:07,549
And for us, that is the true win.
409
00:19:08,258 --> 00:19:11,256
Well, Gary, looks like I don't
have to do your paperwork
410
00:19:11,261 --> 00:19:12,549
or be your butler.
411
00:19:12,554 --> 00:19:16,391
Yeah, okay. But, uh, who gets the
dinner for two at Harryhausen's?
412
00:19:18,518 --> 00:19:21,641
I think I'm gonna go for
the terrible teri-yucky.
413
00:19:21,646 --> 00:19:22,981
And what are you gonna get...
414
00:19:24,149 --> 00:19:25,525
Gary?
415
00:19:26,735 --> 00:19:28,320
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
416
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,581
Hecklers. That's right. Hecklers.
417
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:46,875
These attention-seeking
comedy interrupters
418
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,794
are the bane of every
jokester's existence.
419
00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:51,129
These are desperate monsters,
desperate for attention,
420
00:19:51,134 --> 00:19:53,840
so the first rule of dealing
with hecklers, ignore them.
421
00:19:53,845 --> 00:19:56,468
GARY: I wonder if that
works with boring teachers.
422
00:19:56,473 --> 00:19:59,221
Ha-ha, very funny.
423
00:19:59,226 --> 00:20:01,431
- Well, that makes one of us.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
424
00:20:01,436 --> 00:20:02,849
Oh, that's rich coming from you.
425
00:20:02,854 --> 00:20:05,644
I have forgotten more about
comedy than you'll ever know.
426
00:20:05,649 --> 00:20:09,689
Yeah, Mikey. You certainly have
forgotten a lot about comedy.
427
00:20:09,694 --> 00:20:11,858
- Why, I oughta...
- Oughta quit while you're ahead?
428
00:20:11,863 --> 00:20:13,293
Work on your delivery?
429
00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:16,071
Perhaps you can find someone
a little more qualified.
430
00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:17,556
Maybe you oughta get off stage.
431
00:20:17,561 --> 00:20:19,166
Maybe you oughta start a new career.
432
00:20:19,171 --> 00:20:21,034
- Maybe you oughta buy a pet.
- Gary.
433
00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:23,829
(ALL LAUGHING)
434
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:24,996
(MONSTER SNORTS)
435
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:28,922
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
436
00:23:05,787 --> 00:23:08,582
MIKE: Gary. Oy.
437
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,000
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