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- Previously on Lucifer...
- CHLOE: Hey, Lieutenant,
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are you going somewhere?
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I put in for a transfer.
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Maybe you don't have to go.
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As a thank you for watching Trixie,
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maybe we can go grab
that coffee sometime.
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Dinner would be more romantic.
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[CHARLOTTE CHUCKLES]
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Did you know that Linda
and Amenadiel are a thing?
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So our old flames are having a fling.
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I don't care, why should you?
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Unless you're still hot for angel.
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No!
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LUCIFER: You know, for an immortal,
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you really do bleed a lot, don't you?
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I'm still human. I still feel
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all the pain that comes with death.
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It's just the wounds heal.
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Do your thing. Ask me.
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Cain.
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What is it that you desire?
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To die.
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I will find a way to
end your infinite misery
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if it's the last thing I do.
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
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Lucifer?
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Lucifer!
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Hello, Lucifer?
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[CHAIN SAW WHIRRING]
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If it were that easy to kill me,
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I would have been dead a long time ago.
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Very well.
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Right, have you tried...
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- grenade down the throat?
- Yes.
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- Acid bath?
- Mm-hmm.
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- [SIGHS] Devoured by wolves?
- Yes.
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- Dropped into helicopter blades?
- Mm-hmm.
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I've been trying to kill myself
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since the Bronze Age.
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I have tried
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everything.
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Even jumped into a volcano once.
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What, you survived molten lava?
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Yeah, it was a rough six months.
Just, whatever I do, I just...
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regrow.
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Huh, like a blue-eyed,
square-jawed tapeworm.
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So if I cut you exactly in
half, would there be two Pierces?
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No. Only one side would heal.
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You see, I call it the, the
"master molecule" theory.
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Yes, yes, Wolverine rules. I get it.
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But...
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there must be some method that works.
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Lucifer, why do you
care so much about this?
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Because my Father laid a
curse on you to live forever,
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so killing you would be an epic
loogie in the old man's eye.
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Well, you are the Devil.
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You must have something shockingly evil
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up your sleeve.
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Mm, you mean, uh...
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- something like this?
- Aah!
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Ouch!
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Thanks.
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You're most welcome.
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'Cause that little bad boy was
forged in the bowels of Hell.
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[GROANING]
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Oh, yes, demon steel.
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Can kill even me, so...
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time to say good-bye
to Hollywood, Pierce.
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Good-bye, Lucifer.
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No, I-I don't understand.
How does this not work?
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I should have known
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that you wouldn't be
able to figure this out.
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Well, I mean, the good news is
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we've got all the time
in the world to do so.
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For me, that's a bad thing.
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[GROANS]
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- [SIREN CHIRPS]
- ♪ We gonna make it to the morning ♪
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♪ We gonna make it to morning ♪
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♪ We gonna make it to the morning ♪
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♪ We gonna make it to morning. ♪
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Hey, Dan.
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- Hey.
- Thank you.
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I feel like I'm having déjà vu.
This street seems so familiar.
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Yeah, well, it should.
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We took a look at that house
right there on the corner.
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Remember? Right after Trixie was born.
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Oh, yeah. Great public schools,
really safe neighborhood.
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Oh... or not.
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June Lee, 34.
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Local chemistry teacher. She
lived right down the block.
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Forestry service left the
wood chipper here overnight,
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and someone took advantage.
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[SIGHS]
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Did you get a chance to talk
to any of the lookie-loos yet?
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Nope.
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All yours.
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Okay.
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Hello.
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I'm Detective Decker.
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Who would do this to poor June?
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Well, I'm hoping that you
all could help me with that.
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Um... did any of you hear
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or see anything out of
the ordinary this morning?
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No. I mean, I heard that
wood chipper going, but...
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I didn't know.
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And did any of you know anyone
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that would want to hurt June?
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No.
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Everyone really loved her.
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She was very active in the community.
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We just got mani-pedis together.
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Mm, sorry.
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Ah, thank you for your help, Maze.
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No worries.
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This actually gives
me time to brainstorm
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a little problem of my own.
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Ah.
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So, this is for anything with wings.
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- Ooh.
- I grab them like this.
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And then I stab 'em with my blade.
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Right.
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This beauty... [LAUGHS]
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This is for anything with horns.
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Oh, goody.
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- So I hook 'em like this.
- Yeah.
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And then, bam!
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Blade straight to the heart.
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Right, I'm just gonna stop you there.
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Do these grisly struggles
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always end with you stabbing
a victim with your blade?
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My blades were forged in Hell.
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How else am I supposed
to kill a celestial being?
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Damn. I already stabbed
him with one of your blades.
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Well, I wish you would've told me that
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before I hauled all
this out of the basement.
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Nothing on Earth.
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Nothing from Hell.
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I mean, there must be some
way to snuff this candle.
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Well...
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Decker makes you killable, right?
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- Hmm.
- Why don't you
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see what's going on there?
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Rub some of that on Pierce.
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Apples to oranges, Maze.
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What's going on there
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is just a cruel joke from Dad.
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[LAUGHING]: And what's
going on with Pierce isn't?
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Your Father
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is all about mind games
and loopholes, remember?
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Yes, perhaps you're right, Maze.
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Maybe I should find out
what makes Pierce vulnerable.
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Get inside his head.
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Not with the cranial saw.
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Well, not yet
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anyway.
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪ ♪
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Why is my couch in the
middle of my office?
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Oh, good. You're here.
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Please, take a seat.
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How are you feeling today?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, answering a question
with another question.
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That's called "evasion."
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All right,
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and your body language
suggests you're quite upset.
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No, I'm just not a fan
of your redecorating.
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That's awfully passive-aggressive
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of you, Pierce. Why don't you
tell me how you really feel?
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Get out of my office.
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Good, good. Anger.
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That's called a breakthrough, yeah.
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Oh. Don't worry.
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This is a safe place.
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Why are you doing this?
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Well, how am I supposed
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to solve the mystery of how to kill you
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if I don't understand you first?
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Your strengths, your weaknesses.
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Because everyone has a
Kryptonite, Lieutenant.
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So in other words, you still
have no idea how to kill me?
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But... this is the idea.
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I'm not a crier.
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I'm not a sharer.
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So unless you have something
that's case-related,
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we're done talking.
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And turn my desk around.
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Decker.
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Please tell me you're working
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on something interesting.
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Pierce.
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Lieutenant, you're still here.
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D-Does that mean
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you've decided to stay, or...?
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Yeah.
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At least for now.
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Oh, that's great.
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That's really, really great.
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Two really's? Really?
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Yeah, just 'cause...
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I have a twist in my case,
and I could use your help.
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So the suburban wood chipper victim,
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we recovered a finger, ran a print.
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Turns out June Lee isn't June Lee.
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It's a false identity?
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Our vic's real name is Sandra Jang,
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and according to public record,
she died three years ago.
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Fascinating. You know,
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the lieutenant has a lot of
experience in fake deaths.
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You must mean because I came up through
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Missing Persons in Chicago.
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Hmm.
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Oh, great. We could really use
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your experience on this, then.
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Yes, I, too, would
love to learn everything
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about your experience.
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Sure.
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Decker, why don't you pull
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the original death certificate.
There might be something there.
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You got it.
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I know what you're trying to do.
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If you mean solve a mystery, then yes.
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And with you and I working
on this case together,
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it'll kill two mysteries
with one stone, hmm?
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Emphasis on the kill, of course.
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Oh...
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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So if we can figure out why
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Sandra faked her death three years ago,
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it might point to her killer.
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In my experience, people
who fake their own death
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are running from something or someone.
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Right, something or
someone that scares them,
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makes them feel vulnerable.
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Any experience of that in
your own life, Lieutenant?
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Sandra definitely could've been running.
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- Check her rap sheet.
- Possession of narcotics
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and distribution.
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Mm-hmm. For a gang
called the Korean Power.
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Oh, not your typical gangbanger.
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DAN: Uh, that's 'cause
she's not a gangbanger.
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She's some kind of a chemist.
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Tech unlocked Sandra's laptop,
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found, uh, recipes for
synthetic chemical compounds
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all filed under the label "KPOP."
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It's a kind of music,
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- right?
- Oh, dear.
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Poor Daniel, so behind the times.
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K-Pop is a kind of Ecstasy.
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It's one of the best kinds, actually.
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[EXHALES]
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Wait, so Sandra wasn't
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dealing for the gang,
she was cooking for them.
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I wonder if K-Pop is
still on the market?
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Oh, well, it was as of last Tuesday.
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[LAUGHS] It's wonderful stuff.
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Yeah, it makes your skin
feel like a baby chinchilla.
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And as a nightclub owner,
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you might know where to find some?
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Oh, absolutely. Yes, and
I'd be happy to guide you
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on your roll, Detective.
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Though I would wait till you have
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a day off to recover.
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- I'm not...
- You want to squeeze a dealer.
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Right, and work our way up
the chain to the Korean Power,
266
00:09:38,219 --> 00:09:39,372
maybe find Sandra's killer.
267
00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:41,367
There are dozens of
homicides tied to the gang.
268
00:09:41,370 --> 00:09:43,966
Okay, one Ecstasy
dealer coming right up.
269
00:09:43,969 --> 00:09:45,841
You two can meet me at Lux in an hour.
270
00:09:45,844 --> 00:09:47,473
- Sure.
- Right. Daniel?
271
00:09:47,476 --> 00:09:48,782
- Yeah?
- You can stay.
272
00:09:51,184 --> 00:09:53,321
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
273
00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,196
Oh, here's one.
274
00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:58,454
Some idiot named Ben Simpson.
275
00:09:58,457 --> 00:10:00,895
Absconded in a stolen ice cream truck.
276
00:10:00,898 --> 00:10:02,576
Six-five. Aggravated assault
277
00:10:02,577 --> 00:10:04,546
with a blowtorch. Snore.
278
00:10:04,547 --> 00:10:07,286
Don't you clowns have
anything challenging?
279
00:10:09,922 --> 00:10:11,958
What is that? [SNIFFS]
280
00:10:11,961 --> 00:10:14,133
Do you smell that?
281
00:10:14,136 --> 00:10:15,361
Axe Body Spray.
282
00:10:16,805 --> 00:10:18,174
[SCOFFS]
283
00:10:23,752 --> 00:10:25,989
Oh, hello. Uh, do I know you?
284
00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:27,826
Used to.
285
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:30,832
I'm Lucifer's... friend.
286
00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:33,344
Oh, so... we're friends?
287
00:10:33,347 --> 00:10:36,009
[LAUGHS] Hell no.
288
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,505
You were a monstrous bitch
289
00:10:37,508 --> 00:10:39,950
and I hated you. We were mortal enemies.
290
00:10:39,951 --> 00:10:42,773
Right. I get that a lot.
291
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:47,062
Yeah, but now something's different.
292
00:10:47,065 --> 00:10:49,502
It's...
293
00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:51,473
wonderful.
294
00:10:51,474 --> 00:10:53,845
And Lord knows I could
use a distraction.
295
00:10:53,846 --> 00:10:57,285
Oh, well, I have been
trying to make changes.
296
00:10:57,286 --> 00:10:59,890
You know, new leaf and all.
297
00:10:59,891 --> 00:11:01,578
Hasn't been easy,
298
00:11:01,581 --> 00:11:04,733
but I'm glad it's finally starting to...
299
00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:06,547
come through.
300
00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,661
Oh, something's coming
through all right.
301
00:11:08,664 --> 00:11:11,613
[SNIFFS]
302
00:11:11,614 --> 00:11:13,751
Oh.
303
00:11:13,752 --> 00:11:15,655
You smell incredible.
304
00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:18,460
[LAUGHS]
305
00:11:18,461 --> 00:11:22,492
What, um, exactly did you
say our relationship was?
306
00:11:22,495 --> 00:11:25,066
Shh. Don't talk.
307
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,482
I've got to go hog-tie a fugitive
308
00:11:29,483 --> 00:11:31,518
in an ice cream truck right now.
309
00:11:31,521 --> 00:11:37,637
But... I will definitely be back.
310
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,903
♪ Ooh, ah ♪
311
00:11:39,904 --> 00:11:41,841
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
312
00:11:41,842 --> 00:11:43,845
♪ Ooh, ah ♪
313
00:11:43,846 --> 00:11:45,915
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
314
00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:50,090
♪ Don't wanna hide ♪
315
00:11:50,091 --> 00:11:54,967
♪ Better start running... ♪
316
00:11:54,968 --> 00:11:56,536
Where's Pierce?
317
00:11:56,537 --> 00:11:57,505
He said he was coming.
318
00:11:57,506 --> 00:11:59,834
Well, he's probably
busy at the precinct.
319
00:11:59,837 --> 00:12:00,973
And if you're worried
320
00:12:00,976 --> 00:12:03,028
about him being checked out, relax.
321
00:12:03,031 --> 00:12:05,454
He's sticking around L. A. For a while.
322
00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:07,391
I kind of convinced him to stay.
323
00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:08,427
Oh, don't be foolish.
324
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,801
The man's clearly staying for me.
325
00:12:09,804 --> 00:12:11,648
Turns out we have quite a bit in common.
326
00:12:11,651 --> 00:12:14,297
Right. So, back to reality,
where we have a case to solve,
327
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,036
where is this dealer you promised?
328
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,637
Two house specials, please.
329
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,649
Lucifer, you know I
don't drink on the job.
330
00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:22,421
Here you go. Two house specials.
331
00:12:22,422 --> 00:12:25,461
♪ Will I survive? ♪
332
00:12:25,462 --> 00:12:27,833
[UNDER BREATH]: Your
bartender is a drug dealer?
333
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,137
What, you think I hired him
for abs alone? [CHUCKLES]
334
00:12:30,138 --> 00:12:31,465
Where'd you get the K-Pop?
335
00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:33,762
♪ What you're saying
when you fall asleep... ♪
336
00:12:33,765 --> 00:12:35,915
I get it from the Korean Power.
337
00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:37,726
Best "E" in town, or used to be.
338
00:12:37,729 --> 00:12:38,945
Sad but true.
339
00:12:38,948 --> 00:12:40,990
Previously hangover free,
but now in the morning,
340
00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:43,163
your mouth's like Gandhi's flip-flop.
341
00:12:43,164 --> 00:12:44,468
Hmm, what changed?
342
00:12:44,471 --> 00:12:45,539
Their cook.
343
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,544
The gang used to have
some genius lady chemist,
344
00:12:47,547 --> 00:12:48,908
but I heard she got greedy.
345
00:12:48,909 --> 00:12:51,646
- She stole from the Korean Power?
- Yup.
346
00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:53,836
Big, powerful, scary, boss dude,
347
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,968
and she pilfered right
from under his nose.
348
00:12:55,971 --> 00:12:57,122
Huh.
349
00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:58,861
Pretty ballsy.
350
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,226
I mean, not that I would ever...
351
00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:01,304
Yes, yes, get on with it.
352
00:13:01,307 --> 00:13:03,090
So, the boss put a
hit out on her, did he?
353
00:13:03,093 --> 00:13:05,474
Yeah, but her lab blew up
before they could get to her.
354
00:13:05,475 --> 00:13:07,605
- Freak accident.
- Accident?
355
00:13:07,608 --> 00:13:10,820
Do you know this boss' name
or where we can find him?
356
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,586
Yeah. Brandon Hong.
357
00:13:12,589 --> 00:13:14,687
He likes to hang out
at this one karaoke spot
358
00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,092
over on Irolo.
359
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,631
But these guys don't mess around.
360
00:13:17,634 --> 00:13:20,070
Right, well, mmm...
361
00:13:20,073 --> 00:13:21,445
off we go, Detective.
362
00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:23,031
What? Off we go to where?
363
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:25,437
To the karaoke parlor,
talk to a gang leader.
364
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,410
Maybe do a duet if you're
feeling adventurous.
365
00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:29,617
We have to verify this
testimony with Vice.
366
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:30,921
We have to get a warrant,
367
00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:32,289
assemble a SWAT team.
368
00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:34,468
You know, actually plan
to do a gang takedown.
369
00:13:34,471 --> 00:13:35,541
Right. Is that the sort of thing
370
00:13:35,543 --> 00:13:36,851
the lieutenant would get involved in?
371
00:13:36,853 --> 00:13:39,591
No, Pierce will not get involved
until we bring him a suspect.
372
00:13:39,594 --> 00:13:41,211
Which is why we should
just go to the parlor
373
00:13:41,213 --> 00:13:42,281
and skip to that part.
374
00:13:42,284 --> 00:13:44,053
Lucifer, this is a ruthless drug lord
375
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,026
with who knows how many armed thugs?
376
00:13:46,029 --> 00:13:48,591
You can't just walk in there
with your three-piece suit
377
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:51,359
and say... [BRITISH ACCENT]:
"Hello, drug dealers."
378
00:13:51,362 --> 00:13:53,632
I would never do that.
379
00:13:58,302 --> 00:14:00,742
[SPEAKS KOREAN] _
380
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,989
Come out, come out wherever you are.
381
00:14:03,992 --> 00:14:05,781
[GUN COCKS]
382
00:14:10,022 --> 00:14:11,734
- And who are you?
- I'm Lucifer.
383
00:14:11,737 --> 00:14:13,894
Morningstar. But don't
worry, I'm here alone.
384
00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:15,850
The police raid won't happen
for a few more hours.
385
00:14:15,852 --> 00:14:16,600
Police raid?
386
00:14:16,603 --> 00:14:19,475
Yes. So as you can see,
I'm in a bit of a rush.
387
00:14:19,476 --> 00:14:21,145
Could you point me to the bigger gun?
388
00:14:21,146 --> 00:14:22,479
- Your boss?
- Get rid of him.
389
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:25,053
What is it with people
trying to avoid me today?
390
00:14:25,054 --> 00:14:26,522
["LUCIFER" BY SHINEE PLAYING]
391
00:14:26,523 --> 00:14:28,693
[SINGING IN KOREAN]
392
00:14:28,694 --> 00:14:31,366
[GRUNTING]
393
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,515
♪ Lucifer... ♪ [SINGING IN KOREAN]
394
00:14:39,516 --> 00:14:41,953
♪ Lucifer... ♪
395
00:14:41,954 --> 00:14:43,390
[SINGING IN KOREAN]
396
00:14:44,192 --> 00:14:45,527
[MAN SHOUTS]
397
00:14:45,528 --> 00:14:48,133
[GRUNTING, SCREAMING]
398
00:14:53,077 --> 00:14:54,475
♪ More than a feeling ♪
399
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,148
- [ALL EXCLAIM]
- ♪ More than a feel... ♪
400
00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:58,721
- ["LUCIFER" CONTINUES PLAYING]
- [GRUNTING]
401
00:15:22,147 --> 00:15:23,511
♪ Lucifer. ♪
402
00:15:23,514 --> 00:15:25,504
- I'm only trying to help.
- Help?
403
00:15:27,612 --> 00:15:30,311
- Who?!
- You. The lieutenant.
404
00:15:30,314 --> 00:15:32,120
I'm a giver, damn it.
405
00:15:32,121 --> 00:15:33,827
And now you
406
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,633
are gonna help me.
407
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:41,238
- [CHUCKLES]
- CHLOE: Mr. Hong, thank you for coming in.
408
00:15:41,239 --> 00:15:44,812
So, out-out of curiosity,
what... how did you know
409
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,148
that we wanted to speak to you?
410
00:15:46,149 --> 00:15:48,253
Ah, when you're in my line of work,
411
00:15:48,256 --> 00:15:50,084
word gets around, you know?
412
00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:51,498
And what line of work is that?
413
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:52,602
Oh.
414
00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:54,462
I run the Korean Power.
415
00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:58,206
- Ah.
- Uh, we are a criminal organization
416
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,612
specializing in extortion
and drug dealing.
417
00:16:01,613 --> 00:16:02,995
And, yes.
418
00:16:02,998 --> 00:16:05,339
Sandra Jang used to cook our Ecstasy.
419
00:16:05,342 --> 00:16:09,318
Oh. And while you're
being so forthcoming
420
00:16:09,321 --> 00:16:11,425
about your felony distribution,
421
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,236
you care to confess to murder?
422
00:16:13,237 --> 00:16:15,530
[CHUCKLES] I'd love to help you,
423
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:17,844
but Sandra's death wasn't our doing.
424
00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:19,207
LUCIFER: What, even
though she stole from you
425
00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:20,783
and faked her own death to escape?
426
00:16:20,784 --> 00:16:22,587
Yeah, she was a smart cookie.
427
00:16:22,588 --> 00:16:24,316
I totally fell for the old
428
00:16:24,319 --> 00:16:26,595
my-lab-exploded-and-I-died schtick.
429
00:16:26,596 --> 00:16:27,653
- [CHUCKLES]
- But then,
430
00:16:27,656 --> 00:16:31,096
like a voice from beyond, she called me.
431
00:16:31,099 --> 00:16:33,975
Sandra stole money from
you to start a new life.
432
00:16:33,978 --> 00:16:36,908
Why would she get back
in contact with you?
433
00:16:36,911 --> 00:16:39,288
To pay the money back, with interest.
434
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,806
She was sick of looking
over her shoulder, I guess.
435
00:16:41,809 --> 00:16:44,431
The suburbs gave her a double
garage and a conscience.
436
00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:46,300
Yeah, I find that hard to believe.
437
00:16:46,303 --> 00:16:47,506
You and your guys,
438
00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:49,564
you aren't necessarily
known for your kindness.
439
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:52,912
[LAUGHS] Thank you.
440
00:16:52,915 --> 00:16:54,151
And you're right.
441
00:16:54,152 --> 00:16:55,978
I never forgave Sandra.
442
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:58,524
But not for stealing, for leaving.
443
00:16:58,527 --> 00:17:00,439
When I found out she was still alive,
444
00:17:00,442 --> 00:17:03,536
I begged her to come
back, but she said no.
445
00:17:03,537 --> 00:17:06,742
Best cook I ever had.
446
00:17:06,743 --> 00:17:10,116
Our profits went down over
40% when we lost her formula.
447
00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,757
So she was worth more
to you alive than dead.
448
00:17:15,564 --> 00:17:16,729
Oh, um...
449
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:19,034
I've instructed my guys to cooperate.
450
00:17:19,035 --> 00:17:23,309
You know, alibis and stuff for
the night Sandra was killed.
451
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,878
Whatever the police need.
452
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:28,219
Okay, you do understand that
even if you weren't involved
453
00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:31,520
in Sandra's death, you have
confessed to several felonies
454
00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:33,077
and we will be arresting you.
455
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,869
Whatever it takes to bring
Sandra's killer to justice.
456
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:38,073
Right.
457
00:17:44,952 --> 00:17:48,377
That was the most cooperative
arch-criminal I've ever met.
458
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,361
Did you go to that club on your own?
459
00:17:50,364 --> 00:17:51,899
What did you do to him?
460
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,369
Nothing. Just made him a deal.
461
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:54,908
Of course you did.
462
00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:56,522
In exchange for his cooperation,
463
00:17:56,525 --> 00:17:59,214
I gave him the formula we
found on Sandra's computer.
464
00:17:59,215 --> 00:18:01,285
I mean, a few years in prison
is just a small price to pay
465
00:18:01,286 --> 00:18:03,436
for doubling your profits
with a superior product.
466
00:18:03,439 --> 00:18:07,088
You can't just hand out
random, illicit drug recipes.
467
00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:09,471
Not random, Detective, the best.
468
00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:11,544
I mean, you don't want inferior Ecstasy
469
00:18:11,547 --> 00:18:13,340
out there on the streets, ruining orgies
470
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,913
and dubstep parties, now, do you?
471
00:18:15,914 --> 00:18:18,674
Rhetorical. My point
is, I got us our suspect,
472
00:18:18,677 --> 00:18:21,002
so can we finally
involve the lieutenant?
473
00:18:21,005 --> 00:18:23,583
We are not involving Pierce
until we check Hong's story.
474
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:26,157
And if what he says is true,
475
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,728
he's not even a suspect.
476
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,601
[GROANS]
477
00:18:29,604 --> 00:18:32,447
There's one way to find out.
478
00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:34,353
There is?
479
00:18:34,356 --> 00:18:35,959
Well, what are we gonna find in there?
480
00:18:35,962 --> 00:18:38,390
We already know about
Sandra's criminal past.
481
00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:40,588
Yes, but what about
her criminal present?
482
00:18:40,591 --> 00:18:44,002
Sandra paid cash for her
house, then two years later,
483
00:18:44,005 --> 00:18:47,007
paid back the Korean mob, with interest.
484
00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:48,728
Right. How'd she get that money?
485
00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:51,469
Exactly. You can't do that on
a chemistry teacher's salary.
486
00:18:51,472 --> 00:18:52,941
So, what do we think?
487
00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:54,489
She was hacking into banks?
488
00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:58,632
Or she decided to dust off her
old skill of cooking Ecstasy.
489
00:18:58,633 --> 00:18:59,847
- Right.
- Okay.
490
00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,640
Now that we know what we're looking for,
491
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:04,482
let's try to find proof
that she was still making
492
00:19:04,485 --> 00:19:07,056
and now selling drugs.
493
00:19:07,059 --> 00:19:09,462
Huh. That's weird.
494
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,119
It's not connecting.
495
00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:13,107
Oh, let me have a look at it.
496
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,147
Oh, Lucifer, please don't mess with it.
497
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:16,551
What does this do, anyway?
498
00:19:16,554 --> 00:19:18,959
Stop shaking it. You're gonna break it.
499
00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:22,968
Ah, you're right, Detective.
500
00:19:22,971 --> 00:19:25,259
It does help to know
what you're looking for.
501
00:19:27,391 --> 00:19:30,541
Are those client lists? Ooh.
502
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,455
Well, an angry one, maybe.
503
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,252
"I know what you're doing.
504
00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:36,938
End it or you're dead."
505
00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:38,877
Ooh.
506
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,718
So, you can take the girl
out of the Ecstasy biz,
507
00:19:41,719 --> 00:19:43,749
but you can't take the
Ecstasy biz out of the girl.
508
00:19:43,752 --> 00:19:45,259
LUCIFER: Well, actually,
it's not Ecstasy.
509
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:47,463
It's more sort of a homebrew Adderall.
510
00:19:47,464 --> 00:19:49,200
It's very smooth. [SNIFFS]
511
00:19:49,201 --> 00:19:51,197
Did your partner just
admit to snorting evidence?
512
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,811
The only thing I admit to is
being very focused on this case.
513
00:19:54,812 --> 00:19:56,481
CHLOE: We think Sandra adjusted
514
00:19:56,482 --> 00:19:58,299
her product to her new environment.
515
00:19:58,302 --> 00:20:00,105
Type-A moms,
high-pressure dads...
516
00:20:00,108 --> 00:20:02,311
And all the Ivy League-bound
brats in between.
517
00:20:02,314 --> 00:20:04,918
And if she was selling,
these death threats suggest
518
00:20:04,921 --> 00:20:07,535
that someone didn't want those
drugs in the neighborhood.
519
00:20:07,538 --> 00:20:09,479
We think she was trying
to determine who sent them.
520
00:20:09,481 --> 00:20:11,049
And maybe looking got her killed.
521
00:20:11,052 --> 00:20:12,417
All right. Get close to the neighbors.
522
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:13,635
See who you can smoke out.
523
00:20:13,638 --> 00:20:15,335
Right. I-I had the exact same idea,
524
00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:17,675
and there is a house for
rent on Sandra's block.
525
00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:19,760
However, the owner will
only rent to couples.
526
00:20:19,763 --> 00:20:21,408
Great. You and Lucifer are on it.
527
00:20:21,411 --> 00:20:22,312
No, I'd love to,
528
00:20:22,315 --> 00:20:23,664
but I canvassed the entire neighborhood.
529
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,046
They know I'm a cop. Dan, too.
530
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,443
So find another officer
with knowledge of this case
531
00:20:27,444 --> 00:20:28,445
to go undercover.
532
00:20:28,446 --> 00:20:29,514
LUCIFER: Oh, don't worry.
533
00:20:29,515 --> 00:20:31,150
We already have.
534
00:20:32,611 --> 00:20:33,869
Hey, hey.
535
00:20:33,872 --> 00:20:35,109
It's the welcome wagon.
536
00:20:35,112 --> 00:20:36,627
Yeah, but not in the lame way.
537
00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:38,979
[CHUCKLES] We just want
to be the first to say hi
538
00:20:38,982 --> 00:20:41,352
to the, uh, new couple on the block.
539
00:20:41,355 --> 00:20:43,540
- I'm Brian. This is my wife Anya.
- Hey.
540
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,994
Thank you. That is so thoughtful.
541
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,288
Honey!
542
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,916
We have guests.
543
00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:54,237
Ah. Right. Brian and Anya, this is Marc.
544
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,127
- Hi. Oh.
- [CHUCKLES]
545
00:21:01,698 --> 00:21:03,680
Oh. [SNIFFS]
546
00:21:03,683 --> 00:21:05,318
Mmm.
547
00:21:05,321 --> 00:21:07,315
All right.
548
00:21:07,318 --> 00:21:09,321
What, plastic plates?
549
00:21:09,322 --> 00:21:10,457
What are we, barbarians?
550
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:11,826
Don't we have any china in there?
551
00:21:11,827 --> 00:21:13,196
You know this isn't real, right?
552
00:21:13,197 --> 00:21:14,398
I mea... [SCOFFS]
553
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,335
You realize this is just for the case.
554
00:21:16,336 --> 00:21:19,775
This is my chance to
really get to know you.
555
00:21:19,776 --> 00:21:21,445
Pierce, I'm taking it seriously
556
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,618
and so should you for our cause
557
00:21:23,621 --> 00:21:25,404
and for the case, obviously.
558
00:21:25,407 --> 00:21:27,962
So, let's just get in there
and put on a good show.
559
00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:29,649
Shall we? Just don't give me
560
00:21:29,652 --> 00:21:31,388
your resting Pierce face.
561
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,587
What face?
562
00:21:35,808 --> 00:21:39,214
So, how did you two lovebirds meet?
563
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,638
We were high school
sweethearts, actually.
564
00:21:41,641 --> 00:21:44,287
- LUCIFER: Aw.
- We were biology partners.
565
00:21:44,290 --> 00:21:47,091
He asked me out while we
were dissecting a crayfish.
566
00:21:47,094 --> 00:21:49,653
My wife. Oh, the stuff she remembers.
567
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:51,272
How about you? How'd you two meet?
568
00:21:51,273 --> 00:21:53,630
- At work.
- Well, um, actually,
569
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:54,969
we met through my Dad.
570
00:21:54,972 --> 00:21:55,839
ANYA: Oh!
571
00:21:55,842 --> 00:21:57,435
- So sweet.
- LUCIFER: Well, not really.
572
00:21:57,438 --> 00:21:59,254
My Dad's a right bastard.
573
00:21:59,255 --> 00:22:00,890
BRIAN: Oh, right, yes.
574
00:22:00,891 --> 00:22:02,703
Tough, right? When
parents don't approve.
575
00:22:02,706 --> 00:22:04,963
It's true. True. And my
Father would definitely
576
00:22:04,966 --> 00:22:06,078
disapprove of this.
577
00:22:06,081 --> 00:22:07,474
Isn't that right, Marky Marc?
578
00:22:07,477 --> 00:22:10,243
Well, let's not start with that
579
00:22:10,244 --> 00:22:12,320
with these nice people, Luke.
580
00:22:12,323 --> 00:22:15,728
[SIGHS] I'm sorry. Marc
loathes talking about himself.
581
00:22:15,731 --> 00:22:16,732
[QUIETLY]: He's shy.
582
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,359
[NORMAL VOLUME]:
But don't let that put you off.
583
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,795
I mean, we are neighbors now, after all.
584
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,232
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- [CHUCKLES]
585
00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:25,105
Feel free to ask him... I
mean, us... anything you want.
586
00:22:25,106 --> 00:22:26,375
Okay. All right.
587
00:22:26,376 --> 00:22:27,911
- Shall we?
- BRIAN: Yes.
588
00:22:27,912 --> 00:22:29,282
All right.
589
00:22:30,451 --> 00:22:31,419
ANYA: Thank you.
590
00:22:31,422 --> 00:22:33,290
LUCIFER: Smells delicious.
591
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:36,732
DAN: Ah, I get it.
592
00:22:36,735 --> 00:22:38,623
You know, when Chloe and I got divorced,
593
00:22:38,626 --> 00:22:40,370
I was so worried about Trixie.
594
00:22:40,371 --> 00:22:42,574
What she would think,
when I would see her.
595
00:22:42,575 --> 00:22:45,213
But I realized, it's
the quality of the time,
596
00:22:45,214 --> 00:22:46,582
not the quantity, you know?
597
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:48,716
I'm really glad we did this, Dan.
598
00:22:48,719 --> 00:22:51,090
You're such a nice, normal guy.
599
00:22:51,091 --> 00:22:52,494
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
600
00:22:52,495 --> 00:22:54,464
Well, thank you, I think.
601
00:22:54,465 --> 00:22:57,146
- I meant that as a compliment.
- Mm-hmm.
602
00:22:57,149 --> 00:22:59,541
I mean, after the past few months,
603
00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:04,050
normal is exactly
what I need in my life.
604
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:05,119
[CHAIR CLATTERS]
605
00:23:07,047 --> 00:23:09,150
Hey, sexy.
606
00:23:09,153 --> 00:23:10,296
What's up, Dan?
607
00:23:10,297 --> 00:23:11,999
CHARLOTTE: Uh, hello.
608
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,852
You two know each other.
609
00:23:14,855 --> 00:23:15,873
MAZE: Oh, yeah.
610
00:23:15,874 --> 00:23:18,144
We, uh, killed a guy together once.
611
00:23:18,145 --> 00:23:20,316
- [CHUCKLES]
- [LAUGHS]
612
00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:21,644
Maze...
613
00:23:21,647 --> 00:23:22,748
No.
614
00:23:22,751 --> 00:23:25,422
Uh, what she means is,
615
00:23:25,425 --> 00:23:26,857
we had a killer time,
616
00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:28,086
together, once.
617
00:23:28,089 --> 00:23:29,195
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
618
00:23:29,198 --> 00:23:30,332
Why are you here, Maze?
619
00:23:30,335 --> 00:23:32,005
Isn't it obvious?
620
00:23:37,985 --> 00:23:39,252
The three of us?
621
00:23:39,255 --> 00:23:41,225
- [EXHALES]
- I'm sorry.
622
00:23:42,328 --> 00:23:43,629
Did we...?
623
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,631
Oh, no.
624
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,468
No. No, no, no, no, we didn't.
625
00:23:46,469 --> 00:23:48,472
No. Course n...
626
00:23:48,473 --> 00:23:51,210
But if you wanted to...
627
00:23:51,211 --> 00:23:52,447
um,
628
00:23:52,448 --> 00:23:55,319
now... whatever...
629
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,457
you're into.
630
00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:00,138
I have heard that
it's... Can be empowering
631
00:24:00,141 --> 00:24:03,034
'cause I've-I've been reading
this, uh, feminist social...
632
00:24:03,035 --> 00:24:04,204
Well, I'm into it.
633
00:24:05,961 --> 00:24:07,481
If she is.
634
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,486
[EXHALES] It's ho... hot.
635
00:24:13,311 --> 00:24:16,125
Oh... uh, can I have
another drink, please?
636
00:24:16,128 --> 00:24:17,363
Thanks.
637
00:24:17,364 --> 00:24:19,267
LUCIFER: Milano?
638
00:24:19,268 --> 00:24:21,405
Ooh. They're aren't any
nuts in there, are there?
639
00:24:21,406 --> 00:24:23,219
I-I blow up like a balloon.
640
00:24:23,222 --> 00:24:24,654
Of course, allergies.
641
00:24:24,657 --> 00:24:26,315
- Yeah.
- I didn't think of that.
642
00:24:26,316 --> 00:24:29,354
What makes us vulnerable is
often right under our noses.
643
00:24:29,355 --> 00:24:31,029
Shellfish, maybe?
644
00:24:31,032 --> 00:24:32,047
Huh?
645
00:24:32,050 --> 00:24:33,819
Bees? Latex?
646
00:24:33,822 --> 00:24:36,025
Oh, you know I don't have
any allergies, sweetie.
647
00:24:36,028 --> 00:24:38,031
Let's talk about this lovely community.
648
00:24:38,034 --> 00:24:39,206
You seem so tightknit.
649
00:24:39,207 --> 00:24:41,029
Yes, yes. It must have been devastating
650
00:24:41,032 --> 00:24:44,086
when that poor woman was found
ground up like hamburger meat.
651
00:24:44,089 --> 00:24:45,390
Our Realtor told us.
652
00:24:45,393 --> 00:24:47,254
Yeah, it was horrible.
Huge loss. We're...
653
00:24:47,257 --> 00:24:50,180
we're kind of one big
family around here.
654
00:24:50,183 --> 00:24:51,718
ANYA: Well, most of us, anyway.
655
00:24:51,721 --> 00:24:54,166
Some of the neighbors
can be a little uptight.
656
00:24:54,169 --> 00:24:57,007
Ah, come on, babe, the guys
don't want to hear about that.
657
00:24:57,010 --> 00:24:58,512
Right? We're here to welcome 'em.
658
00:24:58,513 --> 00:25:01,279
- Hear about what?
- The Neighborhood Watchdog.
659
00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:04,391
Someone has been writing notes
and terrorizing the block.
660
00:25:04,392 --> 00:25:06,495
Uh, "Trim your hedges, or else."
661
00:25:06,496 --> 00:25:08,499
"Stop using non-organic weed killer,
662
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,880
or I'll make you drink it."
663
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:12,555
This Watchdog seems rather
preoccupied with gardening.
664
00:25:12,558 --> 00:25:16,203
No. People have been getting
notes for all kinds of things.
665
00:25:16,206 --> 00:25:18,735
Uh, loud music, parking,
666
00:25:18,738 --> 00:25:20,188
holiday decor.
667
00:25:20,189 --> 00:25:24,047
It's like Martha Stewart and
the Terminator had a baby.
668
00:25:24,050 --> 00:25:25,151
[LAUGHS]
669
00:25:25,154 --> 00:25:27,133
Any idea who this "Watchdog" is?
670
00:25:27,136 --> 00:25:28,430
No, actually.
671
00:25:28,433 --> 00:25:30,149
Well, I suppose we
all have our mysteries.
672
00:25:30,152 --> 00:25:32,052
Don't we? Speaking of,
673
00:25:32,055 --> 00:25:33,582
wouldn't you two like to know more
674
00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:35,646
about this little enigma?
675
00:25:35,649 --> 00:25:36,344
- Hmm?
- Well,
676
00:25:36,347 --> 00:25:37,461
this has been nice.
677
00:25:37,464 --> 00:25:39,392
Um, but remember, we
have to get get up early
678
00:25:39,395 --> 00:25:40,732
for that thing tomorrow morning.
679
00:25:40,735 --> 00:25:42,232
LUCIFER: Uh...
680
00:25:42,233 --> 00:25:45,961
No idea what you're
talking about, darling.
681
00:25:45,964 --> 00:25:47,342
[SIGHS]
682
00:25:47,343 --> 00:25:48,479
[CHUCKLES]
683
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,078
BARTENDER: Here you go.
684
00:25:52,421 --> 00:25:54,558
[INHALES]
685
00:25:56,738 --> 00:25:57,872
[SIGHS]
686
00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:59,602
I thought you went to the bathroom.
687
00:26:01,590 --> 00:26:02,825
No. [CHUCKLES]
688
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:07,116
I'm sorry, I just...
needed a few minutes.
689
00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:13,953
Truth is, I've... been
through hell lately.
690
00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:18,472
That's it.
691
00:26:18,473 --> 00:26:20,297
No wonder I wanted you.
692
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:21,643
That's it.
693
00:26:21,646 --> 00:26:23,716
I can smell it on you.
694
00:26:23,717 --> 00:26:27,457
The pain, the torment.
695
00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:29,654
What, it's that obvious?
696
00:26:29,657 --> 00:26:31,765
Girl, it is all over you.
697
00:26:31,766 --> 00:26:33,736
[LAUGHS SOFTLY] I guess
I thought I was doing
698
00:26:33,737 --> 00:26:36,821
a better job of covering it up.
699
00:26:36,824 --> 00:26:38,894
You see, um...
700
00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:41,050
I died recently,
701
00:26:41,053 --> 00:26:46,060
or... well, almost... died.
702
00:26:46,061 --> 00:26:48,832
And since then, it's been a struggle
703
00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:51,571
to get my life back to
some semblance of normal.
704
00:26:51,572 --> 00:26:52,883
That's what you want?
705
00:26:52,886 --> 00:26:54,121
Normal.
706
00:26:54,124 --> 00:26:57,129
Yes. Please, God, yes.
707
00:26:57,132 --> 00:26:59,768
Well, I am definitely not God.
708
00:26:59,771 --> 00:27:01,005
Or normal.
709
00:27:01,008 --> 00:27:02,627
So, guess I'm out.
710
00:27:02,628 --> 00:27:04,497
Oh, y-you are?
711
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,200
I just...
712
00:27:06,201 --> 00:27:08,439
I just told you my deepest secret.
713
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,399
Yeah.
714
00:27:09,402 --> 00:27:10,391
Sorry.
715
00:27:10,394 --> 00:27:12,200
I thought it was you I was attracted to,
716
00:27:12,203 --> 00:27:14,786
but turns out, it's just my old life.
717
00:27:14,789 --> 00:27:18,047
And I'm... not sure if
I want to go back there.
718
00:27:20,254 --> 00:27:23,058
Hey, but Dan's probably
still into it, though.
719
00:27:23,061 --> 00:27:25,125
Hmm.
720
00:27:25,128 --> 00:27:26,888
LUCIFER: Thanks so much for dinner, bye.
721
00:27:26,891 --> 00:27:28,211
ANYA: Bye, have a good one.
722
00:27:28,212 --> 00:27:30,683
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
723
00:27:30,684 --> 00:27:33,021
[ANYA AND BRIAN CHATTING INDISTINCTLY]
724
00:27:37,330 --> 00:27:38,349
[RADIO CRACKLES]
725
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,513
This Watchdog weirdo seems promising.
726
00:27:40,516 --> 00:27:42,607
And those notes sound
just like the one we found
727
00:27:42,608 --> 00:27:43,775
in Sandra's stash.
728
00:27:43,776 --> 00:27:46,581
I just can't imagine someone so obsessed
729
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:48,151
with obeying the rules of suburbia.
730
00:27:48,152 --> 00:27:49,521
Where do you think you're going?
731
00:27:49,522 --> 00:27:51,558
I cook, you clean, remember?
732
00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:54,599
Domesticity can have a
strange effect on people.
733
00:27:54,602 --> 00:27:56,066
Question is, now,
734
00:27:56,067 --> 00:27:58,639
how do we draw out this Watchdog?
735
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,810
Well, don't you worry
about that, Detective.
736
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,112
Trust me,
737
00:28:02,113 --> 00:28:05,251
no one's a worse
neighbor than the Devil.
738
00:28:05,252 --> 00:28:07,691
["THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD"
BY BODY COUNT PLAYING]
739
00:28:12,696 --> 00:28:14,499
♪ There goes the neighborhood! ♪
740
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:19,781
♪ There goes the neighborhood ♪
741
00:28:23,399 --> 00:28:24,691
♪ There goes the neighborhood ♪
742
00:28:24,692 --> 00:28:25,827
♪ ♪
743
00:28:31,706 --> 00:28:34,077
♪ Da, da, da, da, da... ♪
744
00:28:47,535 --> 00:28:49,137
[SHARP BUZZING]
745
00:28:52,346 --> 00:28:54,483
[DOOR OPENS]
746
00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:55,853
Lucifer.
747
00:28:55,854 --> 00:28:57,590
What, are you building something?
748
00:28:57,591 --> 00:28:58,792
Yes.
749
00:28:58,793 --> 00:29:01,397
Our reputation as the most
annoying neighbors on the block.
750
00:29:01,398 --> 00:29:03,402
[CHUCKLES]
751
00:29:06,508 --> 00:29:08,271
It's 4:00 a. m.
752
00:29:08,274 --> 00:29:10,110
Maybe we can finish this in the morning.
753
00:29:10,113 --> 00:29:12,350
"We"?
754
00:29:12,353 --> 00:29:14,189
You're barely involved.
755
00:29:14,190 --> 00:29:15,258
You know, I-I...
756
00:29:15,259 --> 00:29:17,395
I thought this was supposed
to be about you and I
757
00:29:17,396 --> 00:29:18,699
spending time together.
758
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:21,772
No. No, no. This is
about catching a killer.
759
00:29:27,646 --> 00:29:29,921
Guys, someone's approaching the house.
760
00:29:29,922 --> 00:29:32,182
You just need to open up to me.
761
00:29:32,185 --> 00:29:34,041
- CHLOE: Guys?
- That won't solve anything!
762
00:29:34,044 --> 00:29:35,362
- Guys, heads up.
- Everyone has their Achilles' heel.
763
00:29:35,364 --> 00:29:36,856
- Someone's approaching.
- We just need to find yours.
764
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,027
PIERCE: Right now, mine is you.
765
00:29:38,029 --> 00:29:40,271
Guys. Damn it.
766
00:29:40,274 --> 00:29:43,088
LUCIFER: We've been through this.
767
00:29:43,091 --> 00:29:44,822
Feel like I don't know you.
768
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,560
PIERCE: What are you talking about?
769
00:29:46,563 --> 00:29:48,233
LAPD. Don't move.
770
00:29:53,468 --> 00:29:54,604
Oh.
771
00:29:54,605 --> 00:29:55,603
Hello.
772
00:29:55,606 --> 00:29:57,349
Have you come for your casserole dish?
773
00:29:57,352 --> 00:29:59,122
Hands up.
774
00:30:04,251 --> 00:30:06,455
BRIAN: It's not illegal
to hold people up
775
00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:07,824
to our community standards.
776
00:30:07,825 --> 00:30:09,393
The police should be thanking me.
777
00:30:09,394 --> 00:30:12,467
I'm out there every
night helping you guys.
778
00:30:12,468 --> 00:30:15,840
Helping? Is that what you were
doing when you killed June Lee?
779
00:30:15,841 --> 00:30:17,896
What? I di... I didn't hurt June.
780
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,963
I understand. You're out there,
781
00:30:19,966 --> 00:30:22,119
you're trying to keep
your neighborhood clean.
782
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,981
And then June's there, dealing drugs.
783
00:30:23,984 --> 00:30:26,862
Wait, you think I was trying to
get June to stop dealing drugs?
784
00:30:26,863 --> 00:30:27,989
I was her best customer.
785
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,458
You were buying her Adderall?
786
00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:30,658
Uh, yeah.
787
00:30:30,661 --> 00:30:32,172
[CHUCKLES] Me and half the block.
788
00:30:32,173 --> 00:30:33,308
How do you think I had the energy
789
00:30:33,309 --> 00:30:35,713
to be out there every night, all night?
790
00:30:35,714 --> 00:30:37,981
I mean, June changed my life.
791
00:30:37,984 --> 00:30:39,886
I learned Mandarin.
792
00:30:39,889 --> 00:30:43,286
I built a deck around
my... I-I lost 40 pounds.
793
00:30:43,289 --> 00:30:44,457
Okay.
794
00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:47,167
So you're saying you didn't
write that threatening note?
795
00:30:47,170 --> 00:30:49,239
No, that's not even my
handwrit... look, look at it.
796
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,277
It's so sloppy. Of course,
what do you expect from someone
797
00:30:51,278 --> 00:30:55,208
clueless enough to put a whole
body into a wood chipper? Wha...
798
00:30:55,211 --> 00:30:56,312
I-I mean,
799
00:30:56,315 --> 00:30:57,350
saw before you mulch.
800
00:30:57,353 --> 00:30:58,689
Everyone knows that.
801
00:30:59,893 --> 00:31:01,372
Thanks.
802
00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:02,792
Ah. Now, he would know
803
00:31:02,801 --> 00:31:05,372
not to put onion skins
down the garbage disposal.
804
00:31:05,373 --> 00:31:06,875
You know, why wouldn't I put onion skins
805
00:31:06,876 --> 00:31:08,411
down the garbage disposal?
806
00:31:08,412 --> 00:31:09,514
They're garbage.
807
00:31:09,515 --> 00:31:10,883
- They're compost.
- You know what?
808
00:31:10,884 --> 00:31:12,687
Thank God that this marriage is over.
809
00:31:12,688 --> 00:31:13,889
CHLOE: Guys.
810
00:31:13,890 --> 00:31:15,659
Brian's not our killer.
811
00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:17,164
But your cover is still intact
812
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,539
and I have a new plan.
813
00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:21,140
You lovebirds ready
to go back to suburbia?
814
00:31:23,242 --> 00:31:24,644
Ah.
815
00:31:24,645 --> 00:31:26,132
Till death do us part,
816
00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:27,438
darling.
817
00:31:31,926 --> 00:31:35,171
Well, how's this angle, Detective?
818
00:31:35,174 --> 00:31:36,768
A little to the right, and make sure
819
00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:38,438
you put the guest book
where I can see it.
820
00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:39,951
Don't worry, Decker, we'll
be checking handwriting
821
00:31:39,953 --> 00:31:41,812
as we go along, I just
hope people show up
822
00:31:41,813 --> 00:31:43,381
after Lucifer's antics.
823
00:31:43,382 --> 00:31:46,304
Ah, I've simply piqued their curiosity.
824
00:31:46,307 --> 00:31:48,178
♪ ♪
825
00:31:55,996 --> 00:31:58,032
Oh, we... we'd like everyone to sign.
826
00:31:58,035 --> 00:31:59,210
Please.
827
00:31:59,213 --> 00:32:00,983
Makes it more personal.
828
00:32:03,257 --> 00:32:06,893
Um, why is that hummus so
far away from the crudités?
829
00:32:06,896 --> 00:32:08,325
- What?
- Everyone knows
830
00:32:08,328 --> 00:32:11,437
you put the snacks next
to the dipping sauce. I...
831
00:32:11,438 --> 00:32:12,807
Why do I feel like I'm
the only one putting
832
00:32:12,808 --> 00:32:13,942
any effort into anything?
833
00:32:13,943 --> 00:32:16,313
Probably because you're
making everything about you.
834
00:32:16,314 --> 00:32:17,950
Me?
835
00:32:17,951 --> 00:32:21,601
In case you've forgotten,
I am doing this for you.
836
00:32:21,604 --> 00:32:23,068
- PIERCE: Really?
- LUCIFER: Yes, really.
837
00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:24,731
And if you're not committed,
then there's no point
838
00:32:24,732 --> 00:32:25,733
to us even being here.
839
00:32:25,734 --> 00:32:28,234
The only reason I'm here
is because I have to be.
840
00:32:28,237 --> 00:32:30,598
- Ah.
- Everything else is just an empty promise.
841
00:32:30,601 --> 00:32:31,945
You have no idea what you're doing.
842
00:32:31,946 --> 00:32:32,980
I beg your pardon?
843
00:32:32,981 --> 00:32:35,296
You say you're a man of your word.
844
00:32:35,299 --> 00:32:36,855
But you're not.
845
00:32:36,856 --> 00:32:38,760
[SCOFFS]
846
00:32:40,764 --> 00:32:41,856
[SCOFFS]
847
00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:43,753
Can't believe he just said that.
848
00:32:43,756 --> 00:32:45,292
Excuse me!
849
00:32:50,766 --> 00:32:52,670
[WHISPERING]: Lucifer.
850
00:32:53,757 --> 00:32:55,391
Lucifer.
851
00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:57,897
What the hell are you
guys doing back there?
852
00:32:57,898 --> 00:33:00,535
This is a sting... you can't
just leave in the middle of it.
853
00:33:00,536 --> 00:33:02,572
I just can't be around him right now.
854
00:33:02,573 --> 00:33:05,545
[SCOFFS] Lucifer, sometimes
when you go undercover,
855
00:33:05,546 --> 00:33:08,492
things get real, people
get on each other's nerves.
856
00:33:08,495 --> 00:33:09,617
But here's the thing:
857
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,422
you can't change your partner.
858
00:33:11,425 --> 00:33:12,661
Tell me about it.
859
00:33:12,664 --> 00:33:16,403
Okay... as hard as it is right now,
860
00:33:16,406 --> 00:33:20,112
I need you to stick it
out until the job's done.
861
00:33:20,115 --> 00:33:22,512
Pierce is never gonna be
the guy who cares about
862
00:33:22,513 --> 00:33:24,416
where the hummus is, or whatever.
863
00:33:24,417 --> 00:33:26,755
But he does care about what matters.
864
00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:28,437
Like solving this case.
865
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,896
He can't do it without
you, and he knows that.
866
00:33:30,897 --> 00:33:34,002
- Does he?
- Yes, he does.
867
00:33:34,003 --> 00:33:35,873
So, please, get back in there
868
00:33:35,874 --> 00:33:38,000
and get those signatures.
869
00:33:40,191 --> 00:33:42,327
Right.
870
00:33:42,330 --> 00:33:45,000
[SHOUTING PLAYFULLY]
871
00:33:45,003 --> 00:33:46,460
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
872
00:33:46,463 --> 00:33:48,367
[SIGHING]
873
00:33:57,296 --> 00:33:59,021
You moved the nachos.
874
00:34:03,102 --> 00:34:05,406
Well, yeah, I didn't want
anyone to spill salsa...
875
00:34:05,409 --> 00:34:06,978
BOTH: Into the macaroni.
876
00:34:12,501 --> 00:34:14,438
Wasn't sure you were coming back.
877
00:34:14,441 --> 00:34:15,951
I made you a promise.
878
00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:17,578
And I am a man of my word,
879
00:34:17,581 --> 00:34:19,827
no matter what you may think.
880
00:34:19,828 --> 00:34:22,578
I may have overreacted.
881
00:34:22,581 --> 00:34:23,816
I'm sorry.
882
00:34:23,819 --> 00:34:25,555
Thank you.
883
00:34:25,558 --> 00:34:27,561
But...
884
00:34:27,564 --> 00:34:30,802
you were right about one thing.
885
00:34:30,805 --> 00:34:33,710
I don't have all the answers.
886
00:34:33,713 --> 00:34:36,485
But I hope that
887
00:34:36,488 --> 00:34:39,126
we can find them... together.
888
00:34:40,174 --> 00:34:44,085
I mean, after all, you may be
the only person on this planet
889
00:34:44,088 --> 00:34:46,226
who truly understands me.
890
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:49,952
I'm not ready to give up on that.
891
00:34:49,955 --> 00:34:52,624
GUESTS: Aw...
892
00:34:54,564 --> 00:34:57,036
[BOTH CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY]
893
00:34:58,265 --> 00:34:59,741
[GUESTS GASPING, CHEERING]
894
00:35:05,593 --> 00:35:09,257
Wow. Cover officially restored.
895
00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:12,867
Okay, now can we please
check the book for signatures?
896
00:35:12,868 --> 00:35:15,320
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
897
00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:16,674
[GIRL SHOUTS PLAYFULLY]
898
00:35:18,580 --> 00:35:19,845
Forgive me.
899
00:35:19,848 --> 00:35:21,242
Ah, Marcie, uh,
900
00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:22,414
some words for the chef?
901
00:35:22,417 --> 00:35:23,518
Ooh, I've got mustard on...
902
00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:24,858
Some words for the chef!
903
00:35:27,831 --> 00:35:30,585
Lovely. Would you mind
working the word "pervert"
904
00:35:30,588 --> 00:35:32,691
in there somewhere?
905
00:35:32,694 --> 00:35:35,298
Could you address it
to "scheming whore"?
906
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:36,429
[CHUCKLES]
907
00:35:36,432 --> 00:35:38,569
Just a little private joke for Marc.
908
00:35:40,171 --> 00:35:42,025
Brian said he signed
for us both already.
909
00:35:42,026 --> 00:35:44,029
Well, Marc and I would
like everyone to write
910
00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:45,899
- a little message, if you don't mind.
- Oh.
911
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,669
Okay. Uh, let's see.
912
00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:49,554
Actually, um, I think it's, uh...
913
00:35:49,557 --> 00:35:51,163
I think it's time for us to go, dear.
914
00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:52,280
But we just got here.
915
00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:53,947
Uh, yeah, I know, but we really
916
00:35:53,950 --> 00:35:54,917
need to go.
917
00:35:54,918 --> 00:35:57,121
Brian, please.
What-wh-what are you doing?
918
00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:58,123
Just put the book down.
919
00:35:58,124 --> 00:35:59,296
- Brian!
- Brian...
920
00:35:59,299 --> 00:36:00,696
- Brian, please...
- Just a little message.
921
00:36:00,698 --> 00:36:01,766
No, no, no, I know what you guys are
922
00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:03,131
- trying to do here.
- Brian.
923
00:36:03,134 --> 00:36:04,502
Hey, Brian, just relax, okay.
924
00:36:04,503 --> 00:36:05,504
Just calm down.
925
00:36:05,505 --> 00:36:07,476
Take it easy.
926
00:36:07,479 --> 00:36:08,918
Everybody get back!
927
00:36:08,921 --> 00:36:12,093
Go on, get back. All
right, yeah? Get back.
928
00:36:12,096 --> 00:36:13,532
Brian. Bri...
929
00:36:13,535 --> 00:36:14,718
We're leaving.
930
00:36:17,405 --> 00:36:18,941
Thanks. It was great.
931
00:36:20,732 --> 00:36:22,927
- What about hedge trimmers?
- Tried it. Didn't work.
932
00:36:22,928 --> 00:36:24,531
- Put it down, Brian.
- Uh...
933
00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:26,995
I didn't want to hurt anybody.
934
00:36:26,998 --> 00:36:31,229
I know. And I know you don't
want to hurt anyone right now.
935
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:33,810
You're not a killer,
you're just protecting one.
936
00:36:36,489 --> 00:36:38,023
Brian, what is she talking about?
937
00:36:38,024 --> 00:36:41,403
You wrote the threatening note to June.
938
00:36:41,406 --> 00:36:43,118
We accused your
husband, but he must have
939
00:36:43,121 --> 00:36:45,339
recognized your handwriting
when we showed it to him.
940
00:36:45,347 --> 00:36:48,285
That's why he didn't want
you signing the guest book.
941
00:36:50,778 --> 00:36:52,470
You know?
942
00:36:52,473 --> 00:36:55,258
How could you do
something so stupid, babe?
943
00:36:55,259 --> 00:36:56,628
I'm not stupid.
944
00:36:56,629 --> 00:36:59,236
I know that you and June
were having an affair.
945
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:00,903
- No.
- I saw you
946
00:37:00,904 --> 00:37:02,406
sneaking around with her,
947
00:37:02,407 --> 00:37:04,075
and then you lost all that weight.
948
00:37:04,076 --> 00:37:05,646
I thought I would just write her
949
00:37:05,647 --> 00:37:07,614
one of those notes to scare her off,
950
00:37:07,617 --> 00:37:10,860
but then you still kept
sneaking out every night.
951
00:37:10,863 --> 00:37:12,504
And then you went and confronted her.
952
00:37:13,696 --> 00:37:15,699
Yes, but then she just kept denying it,
953
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,540
and I got so,
954
00:37:17,543 --> 00:37:21,043
so angry I just... shoved
her, and then she...
955
00:37:21,044 --> 00:37:22,308
she hit her head.
956
00:37:22,311 --> 00:37:24,983
But I d... I didn't mean to kill her.
957
00:37:24,986 --> 00:37:26,155
I just...
958
00:37:26,158 --> 00:37:29,324
I just didn't want you to leave me.
959
00:37:29,327 --> 00:37:31,869
But he wasn't having an affair.
960
00:37:31,872 --> 00:37:33,709
June was his drug dealer.
961
00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:36,660
It's true.
962
00:37:36,663 --> 00:37:40,012
I was buying pills from
her to help me lose weight.
963
00:37:40,015 --> 00:37:42,353
For you, so that I could
go back to being the guy
964
00:37:42,354 --> 00:37:44,357
that you fell in love
with in high school.
965
00:37:44,358 --> 00:37:47,566
I didn't want you to leave me.
966
00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:49,961
I'm so sorry I doubted you.
967
00:37:49,964 --> 00:37:54,477
I just... I don't know
what I would do without you.
968
00:37:54,478 --> 00:37:57,716
Neither do I. Oh...
969
00:37:57,717 --> 00:37:59,214
[CRYING]
970
00:37:59,217 --> 00:38:01,220
Okay, show's over.
971
00:38:01,223 --> 00:38:02,190
[HANDCUFFS CLICKING]
972
00:38:02,193 --> 00:38:03,727
Yeah, I suppose there's
some cold comfort
973
00:38:03,729 --> 00:38:05,966
in them being arrested together.
974
00:38:05,967 --> 00:38:07,937
At least they've got each other.
975
00:38:09,408 --> 00:38:11,933
Yeah, they do.
976
00:38:19,628 --> 00:38:21,096
Dan?
977
00:38:21,097 --> 00:38:22,733
[CLEARS THROAT]
978
00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,089
Hey.
979
00:38:24,092 --> 00:38:26,058
I just wanted to come by and apologize
980
00:38:26,061 --> 00:38:27,363
about the other night.
981
00:38:27,366 --> 00:38:29,168
[CHUCKLES]
982
00:38:29,171 --> 00:38:31,575
You have nothing to apologize for.
983
00:38:31,578 --> 00:38:34,336
I absolutely, completely blame Maze.
984
00:38:34,339 --> 00:38:35,644
That girl is a freak.
985
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,383
[LAUGHING]: She is odd.
986
00:38:37,386 --> 00:38:41,101
But she also made me realize
some things about myself.
987
00:38:41,104 --> 00:38:44,261
Maze isn't the only odd one.
988
00:38:44,264 --> 00:38:46,634
I'm a mess.
989
00:38:46,637 --> 00:38:50,754
All that talk about
feeling normal again?
990
00:38:50,757 --> 00:38:52,526
Wishful thinking.
991
00:38:52,527 --> 00:38:54,230
I have a long road ahead.
992
00:38:56,316 --> 00:38:59,554
You know, whatever this is that we have,
993
00:38:59,557 --> 00:39:01,494
it has never been normal.
994
00:39:03,248 --> 00:39:06,136
And I decided that I
just have to own that.
995
00:39:08,793 --> 00:39:11,497
I like you, Charlotte.
996
00:39:11,498 --> 00:39:15,271
You are unlike anyone I have ever met.
997
00:39:15,272 --> 00:39:18,778
So if you need time to
sort some things out,
998
00:39:18,779 --> 00:39:20,785
I can wait.
999
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:24,255
You're worth it.
1000
00:39:24,258 --> 00:39:26,196
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1001
00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:31,236
So, I heard the divorce went through.
1002
00:39:31,237 --> 00:39:32,840
What are you gonna do
with your half of Lux?
1003
00:39:32,841 --> 00:39:34,675
- Very funny, Decker.
- [CHUCKLES]
1004
00:39:34,678 --> 00:39:35,900
What's up?
1005
00:39:35,903 --> 00:39:38,098
Some of us from the precinct
are going down to the Paddock
1006
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:39,402
for beers after work,
1007
00:39:39,405 --> 00:39:40,454
and I thought you might want to join,
1008
00:39:40,455 --> 00:39:42,158
if you don't have anything better to do.
1009
00:39:42,159 --> 00:39:43,808
I don't think I should.
1010
00:39:43,811 --> 00:39:45,797
Oh, yeah, no big deal.
1011
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,838
Just, like I said, a lot
of people are going, so...
1012
00:39:48,839 --> 00:39:50,207
Listen, Chloe,
1013
00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:52,613
you and I, it's not a good idea.
1014
00:39:52,614 --> 00:39:57,221
Oh, I wasn't suggesting
anything romantic at all.
1015
00:39:57,222 --> 00:39:58,558
- I just...
- Listen, it's just
1016
00:39:58,559 --> 00:40:00,714
we deal with death every day,
1017
00:40:00,717 --> 00:40:03,054
and...
1018
00:40:03,057 --> 00:40:04,626
everybody's gonna die.
1019
00:40:04,629 --> 00:40:06,532
Someday you'll die, and I just...
1020
00:40:06,535 --> 00:40:08,170
Yeah.
1021
00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:10,711
Losing your brother, it's still
1022
00:40:10,714 --> 00:40:12,249
really affecting you, huh?
1023
00:40:12,252 --> 00:40:16,359
Understatement of the millennia.
1024
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,465
I understand. I do.
1025
00:40:19,466 --> 00:40:21,918
And about tonight, it's not a big deal.
1026
00:40:24,392 --> 00:40:25,810
But...
1027
00:40:25,813 --> 00:40:31,472
just so I know that I'm not crazy, um...
1028
00:40:31,475 --> 00:40:33,260
in the surveillance van,
1029
00:40:33,261 --> 00:40:36,199
when I asked you to stay in L. A.,
1030
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,933
we did have a moment there, yeah?
1031
00:40:40,621 --> 00:40:41,978
We did share a moment.
1032
00:40:41,979 --> 00:40:44,248
Which is why I had to tell you
1033
00:40:44,249 --> 00:40:47,656
that I'm not relationship material.
1034
00:40:47,657 --> 00:40:49,393
Mm.
1035
00:40:51,059 --> 00:40:53,964
Well, for what it's worth,
1036
00:40:53,976 --> 00:40:55,605
it was a really nice moment.
1037
00:40:55,606 --> 00:40:58,746
♪ Tell me, who's that writin' ♪
1038
00:40:58,749 --> 00:41:00,519
♪ John the Revelator ♪
1039
00:41:00,522 --> 00:41:03,292
♪ Tell me, who's that writin' ♪
1040
00:41:03,295 --> 00:41:05,098
♪ John the Revelator ♪
1041
00:41:05,101 --> 00:41:07,902
♪ Tell me, who's that writin' ♪
1042
00:41:07,905 --> 00:41:10,876
Lucifer, this better be good.
1043
00:41:10,879 --> 00:41:12,894
I was really looking forward to sleeping
1044
00:41:12,897 --> 00:41:15,019
far away from you tonight.
1045
00:41:15,022 --> 00:41:17,025
Oh, it is good.
1046
00:41:17,028 --> 00:41:19,298
I've finally got you figured out.
1047
00:41:19,301 --> 00:41:21,644
- [CHUCKLES] Really?
- Mm, yes.
1048
00:41:21,647 --> 00:41:24,117
You're terrified of letting
someone get close to you
1049
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,725
'cause you know they'll
eventually leave you.
1050
00:41:26,728 --> 00:41:28,527
You'll outlive them.
1051
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,852
You want to die because
1052
00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:32,677
you don't want to be alone anymore.
1053
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,519
Yeah, well, duh.
1054
00:41:34,522 --> 00:41:36,477
- What's your point?
- If we're gonna kill you...
1055
00:41:37,654 --> 00:41:41,093
then we have got to do it together.
1056
00:41:41,096 --> 00:41:43,033
Is that right?
1057
00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,050
Mm.
1058
00:41:44,053 --> 00:41:46,370
You see, I don't think you've
been spending time with me
1059
00:41:46,373 --> 00:41:48,310
trying to figure out how to kill me.
1060
00:41:48,311 --> 00:41:49,938
I think you want to spend time
1061
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:51,784
with someone who's
been screwed by your Dad
1062
00:41:51,785 --> 00:41:52,919
as much as you've been.
1063
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:56,253
You are the one that
doesn't want to be alone.
1064
00:41:58,732 --> 00:42:01,727
I suppose one might call us friends now.
1065
00:42:01,730 --> 00:42:04,699
And it is nice to have
a friend who can relate.
1066
00:42:04,702 --> 00:42:06,070
I get you.
1067
00:42:06,073 --> 00:42:08,477
No, you don't.
1068
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,955
But you've been on the
earth, what, five years?
1069
00:42:10,956 --> 00:42:13,074
You'll see.
1070
00:42:13,077 --> 00:42:15,380
It's hard not to get attached.
1071
00:42:15,383 --> 00:42:18,667
Okay. Okay.
1072
00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,641
So we both have some issues
that we need to work through.
1073
00:42:20,643 --> 00:42:23,152
But if we're gonna get revenge on Dad,
1074
00:42:23,155 --> 00:42:25,448
we've got to be committed.
1075
00:42:25,451 --> 00:42:27,003
I've already married you.
1076
00:42:27,006 --> 00:42:29,175
I'm not sure how much
more committed I could be.
1077
00:42:29,178 --> 00:42:31,115
[LAUGHING]
1078
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,734
True. True.
1079
00:42:34,737 --> 00:42:36,277
But there are so many things
1080
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,050
that we never got to try.
1081
00:42:39,141 --> 00:42:41,000
♪ John the Revelator ♪
1082
00:42:41,003 --> 00:42:43,449
♪ Wrote the book of the seven seals ♪
1083
00:42:43,452 --> 00:42:45,320
Fine.
1084
00:42:45,323 --> 00:42:47,193
Go get the chain saw.
1085
00:42:47,196 --> 00:42:50,498
Oh, I thought you'd never ask. [CHUCKLES]
1086
00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:55,278
- ♪ Wrote the book of the seven seals. ♪
- [GROANS]
1087
00:42:55,322 --> 00:43:01,287
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