1 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:13,200 Episode 5x02 : The Bowtie 2 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 3 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:15,900 So then he goes like this... 4 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:17,800 I go, "what is it, dad?" 5 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,700 He goes... like this. 6 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:22,700 He can't talk. He's in the hospital, the bed, you know? 7 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:27,100 So I lean in, and he whispers in my ear. 8 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:29,200 And he says to me: 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 "you're adopted". 10 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,100 - He said that? - I think he said that. 11 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:38,100 Maybe he said, "you're a doctor". I don't know. 12 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:41,600 But why would he say I'm a doctor? I would know if I'm a doctor. 13 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,700 Why do you think he would wait until now to tell you? 14 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:45,200 Maybe he thought he was dying. 15 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,800 But I'm still not 100% sure that he said it. 16 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,900 So basically what you're saying is you want me to find out if you're adopted or not. 17 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,100 Yes. 18 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:55,900 First, how did you find me? 19 00:00:55,900 --> 00:01:00,100 My friend said he read this big article about you in the L.A. Magazine. 20 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:03,300 "Best best private investigator in Los Angeles." 21 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,600 Look, Mr. David, I have to be honest with you. 22 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,300 My business and what I do... 23 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:11,300 what I do is I service the community. 24 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:14,500 Basically what I'm saying is, I don't see a way that you would, uh, 25 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,800 be helping my community. 26 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,300 What about... 27 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,200 calling some bingo games or something? 28 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,100 You got, like, a community center for bingo? 29 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:26,100 Bingo's a distraction. 30 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,900 Don't underestimate bingo. 31 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:32,100 I've got extra sneakers that I don't wear anymore 32 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,800 - in pretty good condition, I must say. - Extra sneakers? 33 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,600 I'd be more than happy to donate 'em. 34 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,100 Mr. David, I don't think this is gonna work. 35 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:43,600 It would mean an awful lot to me. Please please, think about it. 36 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,400 If there's anything I can do to convince you, 37 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,500 - I would. - I can't promise anything. 38 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,300 What about a big brother kind of thing? 39 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,100 Let me talk to some of my community leaders 40 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:56,100 - and see exactly what the community needs... - Yeah, okay, 41 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,100 I'm not talking about for a long time. 42 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:01,800 Maybe for one afternoon, to a movie or something. 43 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,800 Um, is that a key to the men's room? 44 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:08,900 Well, it says "men" on it. Yes. 45 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:10,900 It's a natural question to ask. 46 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:13,600 - Yes. - May I borrow the key? 47 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,400 - Yes, you may borrow the key. - Thank you. 48 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:17,900 Okay. Thanks, Mr. Jones. 49 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:20,900 - And you'll think about it? - I will. By the way... 50 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,700 Love the bow-tie. 51 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:38,600 - What are you doing?! - Using the bathroom. 52 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,100 That's my stall! 53 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:41,300 Did you see the plaque on it... 54 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:43,800 Yes, I know, but somebody was using the other one, so I... 55 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,400 Well, then you wait! 56 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,400 I couldn't wait. It was an emergency. I had to go! 57 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,600 There's one stall for me, and you're in it! 58 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:53,100 If you were here, I would have given you first dibs. 59 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:56,600 But honestly, I haven't seen a handicapped person in the bathroom, maybe ever. 60 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,900 So I thought I could perhaps take my chances. 61 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,900 "A handicapped person"? 62 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:03,200 That's nice. Oh, that's nice! 63 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,300 - It's called disabled. Disabled. - Disabled? 64 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:07,500 Well, that doesn't sound so hot. 65 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,200 I don't really care what it sounds like to you, okay? 66 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,700 It's disabled. 67 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:12,600 I think I would prefer handicapped. 68 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,500 God, you know how archaic that word is? "A handicapped person"! 69 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,200 That's demeaning, don't you know? 70 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,600 - I'm a disabled person. - Oh, sorry. 71 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,400 - You're sorry. - Oh, sorry. 72 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,400 Now you've learned a lesson. Please, don't ever go in my stall again! 73 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,600 - All right? - Fine, okay. 74 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:25,700 - Thanks so much! - You're welcome. 75 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:27,300 - I appreciate it. - You're welcome. 76 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,300 Douche-bag. 77 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:36,000 So you think he's a muslim? 78 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,600 - He had the bow-tie. - Huh? 79 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,100 Do black men who aren't muslims ever wear bow-ties? 80 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:44,500 - I haven't seen it. - It'd be interesting to find that out. 81 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,700 - I'm surprised you didn't ask him. - Yeah, me too. 82 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,800 I mean, you know, I don't care either way, I'm just curious. 83 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,800 Well, I'll tell you something, that I think he's a muslim. 84 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,500 Hey, that's a handicapped spot. 85 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:58,800 Wh-wh-what? 86 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,100 What's with the walking? 87 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:03,600 F-f-fuck you! 88 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,000 I have a s-s-s-stutter! 89 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,200 Yeah, but you can walk. 90 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,100 Look at my l-l-license p-p-plate! 91 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:15,100 I have p-p-permission, you fucking p-p-prick! 92 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,200 Oh hey... 93 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,000 we got a dog. 94 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,200 Really? Why? 95 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,100 - She wanted a dog. - You have to walk it and everything? 96 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,900 - I'm sure I'll wind up doing stuff. - Oh, definitely. 97 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,900 I know, yeah, but you know what? It's kind of cute. 98 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:42,000 - Larry! - I kind of like it. Hi! 99 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,900 - Jodi! - How are you? 100 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:46,000 - Great, great. - So good to see you! 101 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,400 - Great to see you. - Hi Jodi. 102 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,100 - Hi. - How are you doing? 103 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:52,300 Ms. Jodi Funkhouser... 104 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:54,300 - So what's going on? - Nothing. 105 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:56,400 Seeking attention, getting rejected. 106 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,800 - Are those new glasses? - No, but I cleaned them. 107 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,800 You're so funny! 108 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,400 - I'm here with my dad. - Oh yeah? 109 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,900 Are you coming to my parents' 25th anniversary party? 110 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:06,900 I am. 111 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,800 - Oh. Are you? - Eh... 112 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,800 It'll be fun, really. Think about it. 113 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,600 I'm not gonna think about it, but whatever. 114 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,400 - I really hope you come. - Well, thanks. 115 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,000 - It's so good to see you. - Good to see you. 116 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,300 - Wow, great to see you. - Yeah. Bye-bye. 117 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,300 Bye. 118 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,000 All right, is it my imagination? 119 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,700 Does she like you that much or does she dislike me that much? 120 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:30,700 Oh, lesbians love me. They love me. 121 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,900 - How is that? - Well, when I first got to L.A. 122 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,900 You remember... you know Patty, my friend Patty. 123 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:36,500 - Patty, yeah. - Well, she's a lesbian. 124 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,500 - Yes. - You know, so, 125 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,200 obviously, they talk amongst themselves, 126 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,700 and the word got out that I'm a friend o' lesbians. 127 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:45,500 - You're a friend o' lesbians! - Yes, they know that. 128 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,700 So the community has completely embraced you. 129 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:49,900 Totally embraced me. 130 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:51,200 Completely. 131 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,100 More so than any other community. 132 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,400 Including jews. 133 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,900 - Hi, two. - Ready? This way. 134 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:00,700 Oh, jeez. 135 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:06,500 The men's room key from the private investigator's office. 136 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,300 I forgot to bring it back. 137 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:11,100 - I'm always doing that. - Hey... 138 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:13,500 Check out the bow-tie here. 139 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,500 It's a smart look. 140 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,400 I think I'm gonna get me one of those. 141 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,500 You know what? You oughtta try wearing a bow-tie. 142 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,700 - It'd be a good look for you. Hi! - Hi. 143 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:23,000 - How are you doing? - Great! 144 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,900 Hey, thanks for sending the invite back. 145 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:27,000 - Oh, well sure. I'm excited. - We're gonna have a blast. 146 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,400 - It's gonna be... are you coming? - Eh... 147 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,600 - Tell me you're coming. Please. - I don't know. 148 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,500 25 years of marriage! 149 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,700 - Rosie's coming. - Rosie O'Donnell? 150 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:38,900 And I have Larry David's place card right next to hers. 151 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:41,500 - Really? You're sitting me next to her? - Right next to her. 152 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,900 - You know Rosie O'Donnell? - I know her from New York. 153 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:46,200 - We used to hang out together doing comedy. - You'll have a great time. 154 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,800 - Just send the invitation back, okay? - Oh, thank you. 155 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,700 - I'll see you guys there. I'm excited. - By the way, 156 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:53,200 - Jodie's really looking good. - She does look great. 157 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,400 - Doesn't she look great? - Oh, thanks a lot, yeah. 158 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,600 She's dating a guy. I think it's serious. 159 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,100 She's dating a guy?! 160 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,100 Yeah, she's no longer gay. 161 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:06,100 What? You're kidding! That's fantastic! 162 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,600 Congratulations! Good for you. 163 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,100 She's not a lesbian anymore. 164 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,800 Oh my god. 165 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,800 Good going. 166 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,100 All right, I'll see you, uh, soon. 167 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,600 Yeah, I'll see you at the party. 168 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,600 Larry, we need to talk. 169 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,400 It's over? 170 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:38,600 What's over? 171 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,500 The marriage. 172 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,900 Why would our marriage be over? 173 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:47,900 You said, "we need to talk." 174 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,100 Yeah, we need to talk about Marty Funkhouser's party! 175 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:54,100 Oh, okay. I thought... 176 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,400 - eh, forget it. - No no no, what did you think? 177 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:01,900 Well, you know, you said, "we need to talk." 178 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:06,300 Generally, when couples break up, that's how they introduce it, you know, "we need to talk." 179 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:09,200 - So I just thought it was... - Well, why would you... 180 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,000 why would you even think that? 181 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,300 Well, because women have broken up with me many times, 182 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:15,700 and they've always introduced it with "we need to talk." 183 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,600 So I'm just sort of conditioned for that response. 184 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:23,300 And when women broke up with you, did you light up like that? 185 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,300 Light up? 186 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:26,500 - Yeah. - Did I light up? 187 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,700 "Oh, it's over?" 188 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,500 You know, it could have been a defense mechanism. 189 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,200 That's how I react to things. 190 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:36,100 I go the other way, so I don't get hurt. I protect myself. 191 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,500 You understand. So what about the party? 192 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:42,000 - Marty Funkhouser's party... - Have you been thinking about this for a while? 193 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,000 No! Not at all! No, of course not. 194 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:48,100 So what about the Funkhouser party? 195 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:51,300 Well, I wanted to know if we're going or not. 196 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,800 I need to send in the rsvp and... 197 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,400 I wasn't going, and now I've changed my mind. 198 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,400 Rosie O'Donnell's gonna be there. 199 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,100 Our table. 200 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,700 And you know what else? 201 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,700 I might wear a bow-tie. 202 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:08,100 - What do you think of that? - You're gonna wear a bow-tie? 203 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:11,100 Are you loving that? Is that fantastic? 204 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,500 - How about that for an idea, huh? - I, well... 205 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,000 You're gonna love it. 206 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,900 - Well, look who's here. - Wanda! 207 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:19,900 Look who's here. 208 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,300 - How are you doing? - Welcome! 209 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:22,800 This is our new house. 210 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:23,700 What do you think? 211 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,900 - Oh, the rental house. - This is a rental. 212 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,800 It's just for a few months until the renovation's done. 213 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,100 You know. 214 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:32,400 Shit, I mean, you're renting, so I can be honest. 215 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,200 - Yeah, yeah. - I don't like it. 216 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,900 - Kinda cold, like a hotel. - Yeah. 217 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,400 A hotel? Hotels are good. 218 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,400 You know, there's a lot of activity in the hotel lobby. 219 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,600 I think that's a good thing. 220 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,700 Why don't you put a little bellman's cap on... 221 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:44,600 - Okay, I'll put a bellman's cap on. - ...and run around. 222 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,900 Put a little concierge desk over there. 223 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:49,900 - Hey, Wanda, let me ask you a question. - What? 224 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:55,800 Is it wrong to assume that a black man wearing a bow-tie is a muslim? 225 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,900 Why are you asking me some bullshit like that? 226 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:59,200 What the fuck, Larry?! 227 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,100 I'm not your link into the black world, okay? 228 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,500 So stop asking me shit about black people and stuff, all right? 229 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,200 Okay, but let me ask you this: 230 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:11,400 Have you ever seen a black man wearing a bow-tie 231 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:12,900 who's not a muslim? 232 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:15,400 - Who gives a fuck? - It's just something you may have observed. 233 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,100 - Have you observed... - Larry, I don't... 234 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,700 - Have you ever observed a black man... - Larry, I don't... 235 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,200 ...who's not a muslim wearing a bow-tie? That's all. 236 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,500 You think farrakhan went out and bought up all the bow-ties or something? 237 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,900 He's sitting there holding on to bow-ties and only muslims get 'em? 238 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:32,100 What the fuck, Larry? You... what... no. I don't know. 239 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,200 Fair enough. Good answer. "I don't know." 240 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,200 I totally accept it. 241 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,500 - I got the dog. - That's what I want to see. 242 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,300 - I know, you've got to see him. Sheriff! - Sheriff! 243 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:43,300 - Hello boy! - He's a cutie! 244 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,200 - What the hell... - I think it's you, Wanda. 245 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,800 - One of y'all wanna grab cujo? - Um... 246 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,100 Come on, it's just Wanda. It's just Wanda. 247 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:59,100 I'm sorry. He's very friendly. 248 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,900 We're all done in there. 249 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:04,300 Just, uh, you have to wait overnight for the... 250 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,500 Hey! Hey, little buddy. Come here. 251 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,000 What's wrong with your dog? 252 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,700 I don't know. See how friendly he is? 253 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,400 Good dog! 254 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,100 He probably smells my dog. 255 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,900 - Oh! - Hey! Shit! 256 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:18,500 - Oh my god! - God! 257 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,500 Hey, come on! 258 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,300 Get over here. 259 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,100 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 260 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,300 What did you do? 261 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:29,200 - I'm really sorry. - It's okay. 262 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,300 I don't know what's going on. 263 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:33,600 - I've never seen him like this. - I'm really sorry. 264 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,600 - You know what's going on. - Huh? 265 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,200 You have a racist dog! 266 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,500 - That dog hates black people. - Wanda. 267 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,600 Larry, you trained the dog to hate black people? 268 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,300 No, I didn't train it to hate black people. 269 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,800 Has it barked at any white people? 270 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:50,500 - No, he's... he's... - He hasn't barked at any white people. 271 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,000 Exactly. Your dog is racist. 272 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,000 Sheriff's racist? 273 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,900 Sheriff?! 274 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:58,100 That's a perfect name for a racist dog. 275 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:01,100 Where did you get this dog, the klan meeting or something? 276 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,000 - Larry picked him out at the pound. - The pound. 277 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,300 Sheriff the fucking dog that eats black people. 278 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,900 What the fuck, man? 279 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:11,600 I'll tell you what, y'all stay here and pet your crazy-ass racist dog, 280 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:16,100 but I am not bringing my black ass back up into this fucking hotel 281 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:19,100 until y'all get rid of that fucking klan dog. 282 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,700 Got a klan dog! 283 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,400 Looking at me like I'm a damn t-bone. 284 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,900 - I'll call you. - Aw, shut up. 285 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,600 So, uh, we have three choices. 286 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:43,900 I'm sorry, the first that we have is a skirt steak... 287 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,000 Look, I can't... I can't hear you. 288 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,400 Sir, could you repeat that? What's that? 289 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,200 It's a skirt steak, sir, or stir fry, 290 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,200 uh, and that's... 291 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,500 Excuse me. Excuse me. 292 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,200 Excuse me, 293 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,900 could you just keep it down a little bit? We can't hear the waiter. 294 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,500 - We're trying to order. - Keep it down? 295 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,500 - We're trying to hear the waiter. - I'm trying to have a good time 296 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,500 with my family over here. Know what I mean? 297 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,600 I'm not keeping it down. 298 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,900 I'm sorry, we need to keep it down for Tucker Carlson over here. 299 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,700 "Keep it down"! 300 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,800 - Tucker Carlson? - Tucker Carlson. 301 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:31,200 There's a chicken rotisserie and a portobello mushroom salad. 302 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:34,000 - Salad? - Yeah, the portobello is cut up 303 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,300 onto mixed greens. 304 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,700 - Are you a vegetarian? - Yeah, it depends. 305 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,700 - She is. - Ok. 306 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:46,100 So that would sort of be the best choice. It's really good. 307 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:49,100 I'm gonna get the skirt steak. Want me to order for you... 308 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,000 - What do you want? - Get me the chicken. 309 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,300 Excuse me. 310 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,300 Uh, I'll have the portobello, yeah. 311 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,300 - Hey, Sue. - What? 312 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,400 What's with the snub? 313 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,800 Oh, come on, Larry. 314 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,100 You're acting like you don't know? 315 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,500 What? I don't know why... what? 316 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,500 What did I do? 317 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,400 All right, let me give you a clue, okay? 318 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,400 Starts with a "J" and it ends with an "I". 319 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,600 Jedi? 320 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,500 - You know... - What? 321 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,200 It's Jodi, okay? 322 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,000 Wh-what did you hear? 323 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,100 Well, I heard that you just got so excited, 324 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,900 like you were so happy that she wasn't with women anymore. 325 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,900 - That's ridiculous. - It's not ridiculous. 326 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,700 - I was happy for him. - I don't know what's happened to you. 327 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,500 I wasn't really happy for him, I was pretending I was happy for him. 328 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,200 - Oh really? - But that's all. I was just pretending. 329 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,500 - No no no no. - No, I wasn't sincere. I wasn't sincerely excited. 330 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,100 - You're not being sincere now. - No, now I'm being sincere. 331 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:45,700 You know, the lesbian community used to revere you. 332 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,200 - You used to be such a liberal guy, Larry. - I'm liberal. 333 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,200 - No, you're not liberal. - I am liberal. 334 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,400 Look what you look like. Look at the bow-tie. 335 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,700 The bow-tie... I just tried out a bow-tie, so what? 336 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,900 Excuse me, excuse me. 337 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,600 You know what? I'm sorry. 338 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,400 Don't even waste your time talking to this man. 339 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,400 This man is a racist. 340 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,300 He has a racist dog. 341 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,300 He has a dog that attacks black people. 342 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,200 Okay, I do... the dog is racist. 343 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,100 - But I didn't train him to be racist. - Larry, forget about it. 344 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,800 How do you know that? 345 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,800 Because we talk, Larry. 346 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,400 Are you having fun or what? 347 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:28,200 What did you tell Jodi? 348 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,000 I told her you were just maybe a little overjoyous 349 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,100 at the fact that she was dating a boy. 350 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,200 - That's all I said. - All the lesbians hate me now. 351 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,200 - Oh, so it's my fault? - Yes it is! 352 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,800 - You celebrated! - I was pretending to be happy for your benefit. 353 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,600 - I don't need benefit! - You need benefit! 354 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,400 - What do I need benefit for? - You need benefit. 355 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,200 I'm happy if Jodi's happy. 356 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,300 - You're really overblowing this whole thing. - I don't think so. 357 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:50,800 - We're at a party. - I don't like being snubbed by lesbians. 358 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,300 - It's not fair. - It's their prerogative. 359 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,400 - I'm their biggest supporter. - You're their biggest supporter? 360 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,400 - Yes I am! - Well, they're in trouble then. 361 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,500 By the way, where's Rosie O'Donnell? 362 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,800 She's not here yet. 363 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,500 Sure you invited her? 364 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,700 She'll be here. 365 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:07,500 - When? - Soon. 366 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Okay. 367 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:30,000 Dan, Danny, come over here. I want you to meet somebody. 368 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,100 This is Jodi's new boyfriend. This is Larry David. 369 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,100 - Hi, how are you? - How are you doing? 370 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,600 - Have a good time. - Okay. 371 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,200 Hey, by the way, you and Jodi... 372 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,800 - Fantastic, great news. - Yeah, yeah. 373 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,800 - Pretty good. - Yes it is indeed. 374 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,400 Pretty, pretty, 375 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,400 pretty, pretty good. 376 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,200 - Yeah. - Terrific. 377 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:54,100 And to have to overcome the whole situation, 378 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,900 the whole sexual thing, you know? 379 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,800 Oh. Oh, there's nothing to overcome, really. 380 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,800 Well, you know, the fact that she's been with women before you. 381 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,600 - I know... - I'd be really intimidated by that, 382 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,800 because, you know, we really... - Intimidated? 383 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,200 Well, because we don't know what we're doing as much as the women know. 384 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,400 You know, it's their equipment. They own the equipment, 385 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,300 so they know what to do with it. 386 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,600 You know what's going on down there? 387 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,700 - I don't have any idea. - I'd like to think I do. 388 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,100 That whole area is so mysterious to me, you know? 389 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,900 - I'm just saying it's... - Well, I mean... 390 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,500 I'd be intimidated, I know that. 391 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,600 Yeah. 392 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,100 I always wondered, do you walk around in your bikini at home? 393 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:46,100 - The way he talks, you'd think that he's got... - Hey. 394 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,700 I think I want to go home. Let's go home. 395 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,900 No, we haven't even had dessert yet. 396 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,800 So what? We don't need dessert. Come on. 397 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,400 Well, it's rude. You stay for dessert. 398 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,100 - Then you can go. - So what, dessert? It's no big deal. 399 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,400 - We can just go. Come on. - Why do you want to go home? 400 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,200 I need to use the bathroom. 401 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,900 - So go use the bathroom. - I don't want to use this bathroom. 402 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:09,700 - I want my own... - Why? 403 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,900 This project demands I get back to my base. 404 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:12,900 I need my base. 405 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,300 - We're not going home... - What's the matter? 406 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,800 - Larry wants to go home... - What... 407 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,900 to use the bathroom. It's like... 408 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:22,000 Cheryl, you need to tell the whole table? 409 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,900 - Why don't you make an announcement? - Hold on here. 410 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,500 You've never done that with me at lunch? 411 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,100 - It's the craziest thing the world. - It's ridiculous. 412 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,700 He can use this bathroom. 413 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,700 - That's what everybody... - You're a gentile. 414 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,600 You'll go in the middle of fifth avenue. It's different for jews. 415 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,500 - No, you're at an affair. - What? 416 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:39,200 You cannot leave an affair before the dessert is served. 417 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,500 What is this dessert thing? We don't have to leave after. 418 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,300 - We can leave before dessert. - Better to leave after. 419 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:46,000 - No, you do not leave before dessert. - Who made this up? 420 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,200 - Where's this rule? - I haven't made 'em. 421 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,200 Everybody here seems to know, but the rules don't apply to you? 422 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,200 What am I supposed to do? Sit here for four hours and be uncomfortable? 423 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,500 Should I go clean it for you before you go in there? 424 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,000 - It's not even the cleanliness. - Okay, just go. 425 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,400 - It's not a cleanliness issue. - We don't need to talk about your bathroom... 426 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,700 so just go. - You're the one who's telling everybody 427 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,700 in the whole place! - Just go! 428 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,600 Hey, where do you think you're going, pal? 429 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,600 What are you doing? 430 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:28,900 I'm g-g-g-going to the b-b-b-bathroom. 431 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,400 - I don't think so, that's a handicapped stall. - We're waiting in line. 432 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:36,300 I have a s-s-s-stutter, you p-p-p-pricks! 433 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,600 - Stutter my ass! - That's for people who can't walk. 434 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,600 Oh, all right, fine, okay. 435 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,800 Oh, your stutter's gone, jackass! 436 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,300 - Give me a fucking break, asshole. - Stupid ass. 437 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,500 All right, that sounds good. 438 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,300 All right, I'll see you in about 10-15 minutes. 439 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,300 All right, great. 440 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,600 Hey. 441 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,700 - I'll see you in a few hours. - Huh? Few hours? 442 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,500 - Yeah. - Where are you going? 443 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,500 I'm meeting Julie. 444 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,900 - Don't forget to take the dog out. - Hello. 445 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,900 Out? What do you mean? Out for a walk or out with me? 446 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,700 Hello, Mr. David. 447 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,500 - This is Omar jones. - Oh, hi. 448 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,700 I gotta tell you, Mr. David, I was thinking about taking the case, 449 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:17,500 but I got a distressing call today about your behavior last night at the banquet. 450 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,300 What are you talking about? 451 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,600 According to one of the brothers, you said, "keep it down". 452 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,800 No no, all that happened was I was trying to order 453 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,000 and I couldn't hear the waiter because some of your brothers 454 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000 were making too much noise at the next table, that's all. 455 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,900 How do you even know about this? 456 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,600 We talk, Mr. David. 457 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,600 We talk. 458 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,600 - Huh. - And what about my bathroom key? 459 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,900 I'm really sorry about that. 460 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,700 I'm returning it today, I promise. 461 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,400 Well, like I said, I'm gonna have to think about it. 462 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,400 Thank you. 463 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,100 How was everything? 464 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,200 - Pretty good. - Great. 465 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,200 Do you want coffee, dessert, on the house? 466 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,600 - On the house? - Yeah. 467 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,900 I'll have a cupcake. 468 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,300 - Yeah, I'll take a dessert on the house. - Okay. 469 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,800 - Fabulous. Thank you. - Are those new glasses? 470 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,100 No, I just cleaned them. 471 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,700 It's nice to have you back, Larry. 472 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,500 You, my friend, are back in the lesbian bosom. 473 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,100 Wow. 474 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,200 - I'm back. - You are back. 475 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,200 By the looks of things, better than ever. 476 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:52,400 But what... I wonder what turned it around. 477 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:58,100 Oh dear. Uh-oh. 478 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:00,400 What? 479 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,600 - What does Funkhouser want? - I don't know. 480 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,100 I'll be right back. How did he even know I was here? 481 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,500 What did you say to Dan? 482 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,000 What did I... hello, boy. 483 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,500 - Did you meet Sheriff, my dog? - No, I didn't. 484 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,200 I said, "Dan, this is Larry David". 485 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,100 Then I left you. 486 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:21,500 And I said hi, I said hello, I said, "hi, Dan". 487 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,500 Yeah, what else? 488 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,900 You know, a little small talk, "hi, how are you doing?" 489 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:29,300 "Where are you from?" and all that. - That's it? 490 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:35,200 And then, what did I say? I said, "it must be hard, as a guy, to follow..." 491 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,600 Why didn't you just say, "hello Dan, I'm Larry". 492 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,300 - I said that after hi. - "Nice to meet you"? 493 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,700 I said hi, then I said that. 494 00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:43,500 - What is wrong with you? - Problem? 495 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,900 Yeah, problem. Now she's back with a woman. 496 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,600 No wonder why they're all being so nice to me in there. 497 00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,900 They're all smiling at me. Of course, it makes perfect sense. 498 00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:56,100 - I want to say something else. - Uh-huh. 499 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:59,100 You left my party before dessert! 500 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,600 How can you do that?! 501 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,400 It's not proper etiquette! 502 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:06,400 I don't subscribe to the wait-for-dessert rule 503 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,700 before you can leave a party. 504 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:10,700 Yeah, no one cares what you subscribe to, okay? 505 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,500 We were trying to recreate what happened 25 years ago, 506 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:17,400 and I said, "Larry, would you like to make a toast?" 507 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,400 And someone said, "Larry went home to take a shit." 508 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,000 You stay here. 509 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Okay, boy? 510 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,900 You stay, Sheriff. 511 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,800 - Hey! - Hey, Larry. 512 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,500 - Hey, hi! - How are you? 513 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,500 - Great. - Good to see you. 514 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:50,200 Hey, by the way, I don't know if you heard anything 515 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,400 about what's been going on... 516 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,400 - Oh, come on, I heard. Right? I'm in the loop. - Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. 517 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,700 It's all right, though. 518 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:58,700 I don't think you should worry about it. Just... 519 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,100 it's all good now. 520 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:02,100 You know, what happened that day was 521 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,900 - I just got a little excited, but not... - Hey hey hey hey, Larry. 522 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:08,300 I stood up at the meeting, I told everybody, "I know the guy." 523 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,100 I vouched for you. You're all right. 524 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,700 - You're something, you know that? - Come on, come on! 525 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,500 - It all worked out, right? - It's great. 526 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:17,600 - Listen, she's happy, we're happy, you know? - Fantastic. 527 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,900 She's back on the team. Everything's good. Don't even think about it. 528 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,900 - Fantastic. - All right. 529 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,100 - Hey. - Yeah. 530 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:27,000 You know, we missed you at Funkhouser's party. 531 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,500 The what? 532 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:31,500 Marty Funkhouser's 25th anniversary party. 533 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,500 - Oh, Jodi's dad? - Yeah. 534 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,500 Yeah, I don't really know him. No. 535 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000 - You weren't invited to that? - Nope, no no no. 536 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:41,300 Was it good? Did you go? 537 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,200 - Yeah, yeah, I went. - Yeah, it was good? 538 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,500 And don't worry about that other thing. 539 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:50,200 I just want you to know, gone, like it never happened. 540 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,300 - Okay? Like it never happened. - Thanks, sweetheart. 541 00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:54,300 - All the lesbians love you. - Okay, love you. 542 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,900 - I love you back. - Love you. I love you. 543 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,900 Everyone loves you. All of us. 544 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,800 You are a muslim! 545 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,400 Go, pray, pray. 546 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:22,400 Let me ask you something. 547 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,200 Are brothers and sisters a little overly sensitive to being told to keep it down? 548 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,200 Because I know in the movies you guys tend to make a lot of noise sometimes. 549 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,600 Am I right? 550 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,000 'Cause that's kind of what happened at the party. 551 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:38,300 What, did I... no, go back. 552 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:39,700 Did I interrupt the praying? 553 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:40,700 I'm sorry. 554 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,300 - Don't worry about it. - All right. 555 00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:45,300 - Listen, Mr. David... - Look at the way you fold that up. 556 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,900 It's like a yoga mat, huh? 557 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:51,700 I just want you to know that muslims are a very forgiving people. 558 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,500 They are? 559 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,500 - Yes we are. We're very forgiving. - Really? Huh. 560 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:57,800 Well, it's true. 561 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,800 There's a lot of meshugana muslims, though, running around, are there not? 562 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,000 Being that we are a forgiving people, I have decided to take on your case. 563 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:12,000 But I'm gonna have to charge you a higher rate than I charge most people. 564 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Well, whatever you have to do. 565 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,400 - You're gonna take the case? - I'm gonna take the case. 566 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,800 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 567 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,300 Do muslims shake? 568 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:23,300 - Yes, we do. - You do? 569 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:25,100 - Yes, we do. - Great. 570 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:28,500 To tell you the truth, I'm very excited about this. 571 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:30,800 The whole adoption thing... 572 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,200 I mean, this could be a huge thing for me. 573 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,400 All right, Mr. David. 574 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,700 Oh, guess what. 575 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,600 Bathroom key. 576 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,700 You know what? 577 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,300 I gotta go again. 578 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,200 I'm so sorry. 579 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,200 All right. 580 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,100 Well, look at here! 581 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:16,100 Look what's doing here! 582 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,100 Aren't you supposed to be in here? 583 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:22,500 It seems to me you're using the wrong toilet, am I... 584 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,500 Somebody was in there, I had to use the normal one 585 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,700 Really? First of all... 586 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:30,000 we don't like to be refered to as "normal", ok ? 587 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,000 We're able-bodied! 588 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,400 Able-bodied, not normal. 589 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,700 That's like from the eighties, who doesn't know that? 590 00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:38,000 I had to go to the bathroom, somebody was in there. 591 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,600 Well then you wait. 592 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,100 You wait! 593 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:54,300 All right, Sheriff! 594 00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:57,500 Ok, good boy! 595 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,400 - Good boy. - Mr. David? 596 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,000 My bathroom key? 597 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,500 - Hey, nice dog! - No, don't! 598 00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:22,100 I love dogs, I have a couple on my own. 599 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,300 - All right, just give me my key. - Oh... 600 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:29,100 - I can't believe I forgot. - Or we'd have to keep going to the same thing, 601 00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:31,400 you know - I'm sorry. Won't happen again. 602 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,900 Won't happen again. 603 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,500 - Nice dog! - Thank you. 604 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,000 Good to see you. 605 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:41,800 Hey, good boy, good boy yeah! 606 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,700 Oh look, you got yourself a doggy. 607 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:51,100 Sorry. 608 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,800 Subtitles by Eyedol Transcript by Raceman 609 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,800 Only for www.forom.com