1 00:00:36,550 --> 00:00:37,949 How are you? 2 00:00:39,086 --> 00:00:42,021 What are we doing here? How come we didn't go to your office? 3 00:00:42,089 --> 00:00:44,455 I didn't go to my office yet... 4 00:00:45,459 --> 00:00:48,189 Hi, can I get you some coffee? 5 00:00:48,261 --> 00:00:49,751 I'll have a decaf. 6 00:00:51,098 --> 00:00:52,429 Thank you. 7 00:00:53,967 --> 00:00:56,026 "Can I get you some coffee?" 8 00:00:56,503 --> 00:00:58,437 Wouldn't you love that? 9 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:03,166 I left Susie last night. 10 00:01:03,377 --> 00:01:07,837 It was a whole big thing, l got the hell out of there and I told her: 11 00:01:07,914 --> 00:01:10,075 "I'm going to a hotel, don't call me." 12 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:11,344 Yeah. 13 00:01:11,418 --> 00:01:12,817 Holy cow. 14 00:01:12,886 --> 00:01:15,548 Yeah, I don't know if it's gonna go any further... 15 00:01:15,622 --> 00:01:18,250 than just a separation type situation. 16 00:01:18,325 --> 00:01:20,452 I mean, it was a long time coming. 17 00:01:22,996 --> 00:01:24,190 My problem is... 18 00:01:24,264 --> 00:01:28,132 l don't know about the divorce thing, because, you know... 19 00:01:28,435 --> 00:01:31,927 l don't want her telling people about me, or things to come out in court. 20 00:01:32,005 --> 00:01:34,974 I never broke the law, you know, but personal things. 21 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:36,702 What kind of things? What do you mean? 22 00:01:36,777 --> 00:01:38,210 Like sexual. 23 00:01:38,845 --> 00:01:42,440 You know, there's certain sexual things that I like... 24 00:01:42,516 --> 00:01:45,644 and I don't want Susie yammering about what they are. 25 00:01:47,154 --> 00:01:50,646 They're not horrible things that involve anything that's against the law. 26 00:01:50,724 --> 00:01:51,952 She's got some... 27 00:01:52,025 --> 00:01:53,686 Yeah, but, you know, just stuff... 28 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,751 Stuff that you don't want her to repeat. 29 00:01:55,829 --> 00:01:57,353 I don't want her to repeat. 30 00:01:57,431 --> 00:01:58,921 This is sexual blackmail. 31 00:01:58,999 --> 00:02:00,626 Sexual blackmail. 32 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:01,962 That is just awful. 33 00:02:02,035 --> 00:02:03,696 That's, yeah, it's... 34 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:07,206 That's why l've never done anything even remotely kinky... 35 00:02:07,274 --> 00:02:08,707 ever, with anyone. 36 00:02:08,775 --> 00:02:11,369 The craziest thing l've done: I've been on the bottom. 37 00:02:11,445 --> 00:02:12,605 You know, that's it. 38 00:02:12,679 --> 00:02:14,306 Not even with your wife. 39 00:02:14,381 --> 00:02:15,973 Look what's happening with your wife. 40 00:02:16,049 --> 00:02:17,812 You protected yourself ahead of time. 41 00:02:17,884 --> 00:02:20,717 I don't tell my wife anything, l don't confide in my wife. 42 00:02:20,787 --> 00:02:24,279 I don't trust anybody. I just treat her like an acquaintance. 43 00:02:24,357 --> 00:02:27,258 Do you think I want her blabbing about me to people? 44 00:02:27,327 --> 00:02:30,660 If we got divorced tomorrow, she'd have nothing to say. 45 00:02:31,264 --> 00:02:34,597 Or maybe she could say l hate a couple of people, but that's it. 46 00:02:34,668 --> 00:02:37,068 I probably said a couple of nasty things about you... 47 00:02:37,137 --> 00:02:38,229 but other than that... 48 00:02:38,305 --> 00:02:39,704 That's assumed. 49 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:42,201 I do need you to do me a huge favor... 50 00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:45,176 and that is go over by my house and get my clothes. 51 00:02:45,245 --> 00:02:47,236 Susie will know all about it. 52 00:02:47,314 --> 00:02:48,941 She's gonna be there? 53 00:02:49,015 --> 00:02:52,849 Yeah, she probably will be there. You're not pushing secret codes and all that. 54 00:02:53,253 --> 00:02:54,982 She'll eat me alive. 55 00:02:55,055 --> 00:02:56,249 Just grab my stuff. 56 00:02:56,323 --> 00:02:58,314 I feel like it's, like... 57 00:02:58,658 --> 00:03:01,627 lt's almost worse than confronting a mourner. 58 00:03:01,695 --> 00:03:03,663 I owe you big time. 59 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:05,357 No, you don't owe me. 60 00:03:05,832 --> 00:03:07,663 I'll go later today. 61 00:03:15,809 --> 00:03:18,903 My God. You would not believe this article. 62 00:03:19,145 --> 00:03:22,706 You would not believe what a political agenda AAA has. 63 00:03:23,016 --> 00:03:24,313 Honestly. 64 00:03:24,718 --> 00:03:27,516 They just want more roads, so there will be more cars... 65 00:03:27,587 --> 00:03:30,385 so they'll have more members and more money coming in. 66 00:03:30,457 --> 00:03:33,187 They don't care about the environment... 67 00:03:33,493 --> 00:03:36,792 they don't care about pollution, and we're members! 68 00:03:38,031 --> 00:03:39,931 We're supporting this? 69 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:42,491 You should read this. 70 00:03:42,969 --> 00:03:44,459 I'm going to. 71 00:03:46,273 --> 00:03:48,104 Why are you so quiet? 72 00:03:49,709 --> 00:03:51,973 I'm not quiet, you're reading. 73 00:03:52,312 --> 00:03:54,405 Are you thinking about sex? 74 00:03:57,450 --> 00:04:00,214 What the hell are you talking about? No. 75 00:04:01,187 --> 00:04:03,815 Whenever you're quiet, you're usually thinking about sex. 76 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:05,687 I'm not thinking about sex. 77 00:04:06,426 --> 00:04:09,953 You're not thinking about a little afternoon sex or something? 78 00:04:11,598 --> 00:04:13,225 I'm just curious. 79 00:04:14,134 --> 00:04:15,863 It's kind of kinky. 80 00:04:16,836 --> 00:04:19,896 - You think l'm kinky? - Do you think you're kinky? 81 00:04:19,973 --> 00:04:22,806 You just said, "That's kind of kinky." Do you think l'm kinky? 82 00:04:22,876 --> 00:04:24,400 I'm not kinky. 83 00:04:25,111 --> 00:04:26,806 I'm just saying... 84 00:04:27,514 --> 00:04:29,812 you wanting to have sex in the afternoon is crazy. 85 00:04:29,883 --> 00:04:32,977 First of all, I didn't say I wanted to have sex in the afternoon. 86 00:04:33,053 --> 00:04:34,543 You said that, why do you say that? 87 00:04:34,621 --> 00:04:36,350 You got a lot going on in there. 88 00:04:36,423 --> 00:04:39,017 Like, sick things going on, is that what you think? 89 00:04:39,092 --> 00:04:42,061 - I didn't say "sick." - You think there are sick things going on? 90 00:04:42,128 --> 00:04:44,596 Are there sick, twisted things going on? 91 00:04:44,764 --> 00:04:46,288 No, not at all. 92 00:04:48,435 --> 00:04:51,029 I don't know where you get that from. 93 00:04:59,312 --> 00:05:01,439 I'm just thinking about Jeff, that's all. 94 00:05:01,514 --> 00:05:03,778 Forget I said anything. Sorry. 95 00:05:09,055 --> 00:05:12,081 I got to go call Jason Alexander. 96 00:05:12,158 --> 00:05:13,182 For the show? 97 00:05:13,259 --> 00:05:14,726 Yeah, we're gonna get together. 98 00:05:14,794 --> 00:05:18,195 Do you believe that I might be getting back into network television? 99 00:05:18,264 --> 00:05:19,925 I think it's great. 100 00:05:20,066 --> 00:05:21,328 All right. 101 00:05:21,835 --> 00:05:24,804 - He really loves the idea. - That's good. 102 00:05:24,871 --> 00:05:27,396 I mean, he can't stop talking about it. 103 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:34,642 - Hello? - Jay? 104 00:05:34,781 --> 00:05:36,578 - Who is this? - L.D. 105 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:38,618 - Lar? - What's shaking? 106 00:05:38,685 --> 00:05:40,744 We gonna hook up and talk about the show? 107 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:42,082 That's what l'm calling about. 108 00:05:42,155 --> 00:05:44,851 Great, where do you want to do this? 109 00:05:44,924 --> 00:05:46,721 We could do it... 110 00:05:46,793 --> 00:05:49,728 we could do it here, we could do it in my office... 111 00:05:49,796 --> 00:05:51,923 Would you mind coming here? 112 00:05:53,099 --> 00:05:56,068 Okay, all right, l'll meet you there. 113 00:05:56,136 --> 00:05:58,696 - You don't mind? - No, that will be fine. 114 00:05:58,772 --> 00:06:00,740 - 3:00, okay? - All right, l'll see you then. 115 00:06:00,807 --> 00:06:02,434 - Okay, pal. - Bye. 116 00:06:05,345 --> 00:06:06,869 Never fails: 117 00:06:06,946 --> 00:06:11,110 Every time I have to go to a meeting, or there's a meeting... 118 00:06:11,551 --> 00:06:15,112 it's never in my office, or my house. 119 00:06:15,188 --> 00:06:19,386 I'm always going. Nobody's ever coming to me. 120 00:06:19,926 --> 00:06:22,417 I've never had a meeting in my house or in my office. 121 00:06:22,495 --> 00:06:26,431 I don't even need chairs in front of my desk. Nobody ever sits there. 122 00:06:26,966 --> 00:06:29,093 Every meeting, l'm traveling. 123 00:06:33,673 --> 00:06:36,164 I'd know that tush anywhere. 124 00:07:24,657 --> 00:07:26,818 Jabroni, open the window. 125 00:07:28,128 --> 00:07:31,222 - I'm awfully sorry. - I didn't ask your opinion. 126 00:07:31,297 --> 00:07:33,424 I've got three kids in there scared to death... 127 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,832 because some bald-headed turd is shooting at them. 128 00:07:35,902 --> 00:07:39,167 No, sir, we were playing Cowboys and lndians. 129 00:07:39,239 --> 00:07:41,400 Have you heard of Columbine? 130 00:07:41,574 --> 00:07:45,738 It's idiots like you that cause this whole society to be going crazy with violence. 131 00:07:45,812 --> 00:07:47,473 - No, l'm not a violent... - Shut up! 132 00:07:47,547 --> 00:07:51,347 You know what you're looking at? You are looking at 245 pounds of steel... 133 00:07:51,417 --> 00:07:53,351 and drop-your-bony-butt-to-the-curb appeal. 134 00:07:53,419 --> 00:07:57,287 I will body-slam you so hard that you will poop your bald pants. 135 00:07:57,357 --> 00:07:59,018 - You hear me? - Yes, sir. 136 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:03,619 Don't you ever point another finger at my kids again... 137 00:08:03,696 --> 00:08:07,029 because if you do, I will break it off, and shove it up your sphincter. 138 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:09,000 - You hear me? - Yes, sir. 139 00:08:55,815 --> 00:09:00,718 Yeah, 71350359. 140 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:05,685 That's impossible! 141 00:09:06,492 --> 00:09:07,823 When? 142 00:09:10,697 --> 00:09:15,634 Okay, I want to get it reinstated. No, she had no authorization to do that. 143 00:09:16,469 --> 00:09:18,437 No, that's my wife. 144 00:09:18,504 --> 00:09:20,768 No, I don't want to cancel it. 145 00:09:25,478 --> 00:09:28,242 All right, thank you very much. 146 00:09:55,141 --> 00:09:58,110 - Dude, you're gonna bust your bumper. - What? 147 00:09:58,177 --> 00:10:00,509 You're gonna bust right through your bumper. 148 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:03,447 It goes through, in front of your other tire. Your back tire. 149 00:10:03,516 --> 00:10:05,848 And use the crank, it makes it easier. 150 00:10:05,919 --> 00:10:07,648 - Which one? - Right there. 151 00:10:08,755 --> 00:10:10,814 Which, there's two cranks. 152 00:10:23,536 --> 00:10:26,130 You got to loosen the lug nuts first. 153 00:10:27,206 --> 00:10:29,367 You mean, before I lift it? 154 00:10:30,243 --> 00:10:32,404 Am I too close to the curb? 155 00:10:37,317 --> 00:10:40,150 Do you know anything about changing a tire? 156 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,984 You want to help me change a tire? Could use a little help. 157 00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:46,651 No? Need a little assistance. 158 00:10:47,226 --> 00:10:49,820 I never took a shop class and I need a little help. 159 00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:52,524 I'm just coming flat out and saying, "Help me." 160 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:58,933 Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 161 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:03,840 $25, $30? $30 to change a tire. 162 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:06,007 Okay, $35. 163 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:08,877 $35 to change this tire for me, right now. 164 00:11:08,948 --> 00:11:13,282 I'll give you $35. I'll give you $10 for a response. 165 00:11:13,353 --> 00:11:16,220 For a verbal response, $10. 166 00:11:16,289 --> 00:11:20,157 Anybody want to make $10 and respond verbally? 167 00:11:20,226 --> 00:11:21,557 No? 168 00:11:28,368 --> 00:11:30,802 Then he calls me a bald turd. 169 00:11:31,237 --> 00:11:34,297 Five minutes later, my tire... 170 00:11:34,974 --> 00:11:37,875 Jesus Christ, so, he cut it, he slashed the tire. 171 00:11:37,944 --> 00:11:40,640 - Slashed the tire, yeah. - Son of a bitch. 172 00:11:40,713 --> 00:11:42,476 The guy's coming with my car... 173 00:11:42,548 --> 00:11:44,482 and I got to drive him to the gas station... 174 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:46,142 so I got to go downstairs. 175 00:11:46,219 --> 00:11:47,618 Now? 176 00:11:47,687 --> 00:11:50,019 Yeah, in a couple of minutes, he's gonna be here. 177 00:11:50,089 --> 00:11:51,386 I'm sorry. 178 00:11:51,457 --> 00:11:54,858 All right, did you get a license plate or anything? 179 00:11:54,927 --> 00:11:57,794 The guy's license is "14 THOR." 180 00:11:57,864 --> 00:11:58,888 "14 THOR?" 181 00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:01,126 And he looked like a Norseman of some kind. 182 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,998 There's a guy, there's a professional wrestler... 183 00:12:05,505 --> 00:12:09,601 his first name's Thor, Thor Oleson. 184 00:12:09,776 --> 00:12:13,075 - Thor Oleson. - That sounds familiar. 185 00:12:13,646 --> 00:12:16,911 And I think there's a big wrestling thing in town... 186 00:12:16,983 --> 00:12:18,883 at the Staples Center, it could be him. 187 00:12:18,951 --> 00:12:21,419 You're kidding? He's in L.A. For this... 188 00:12:21,487 --> 00:12:23,478 Yeah, who else would have a plate like that? 189 00:12:23,556 --> 00:12:24,818 He sounded like a wrestler... 190 00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:27,223 when he was standing over my window... That voice. 191 00:12:27,293 --> 00:12:30,057 The description is exactly the same as what you're saying. 192 00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:31,858 Big, huge guy, long, blond hair. 193 00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:35,332 - What's this thing? - That? 194 00:12:35,635 --> 00:12:37,830 - You ever get one of these? - No, what are these? 195 00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:41,670 Supposedly, I drove through some sort of red light or an intersection... 196 00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:42,935 and they have these photos now. 197 00:12:43,009 --> 00:12:47,742 - Holy cow, they took your picture? - Yeah, they had the thing up on the light. 198 00:12:48,181 --> 00:12:52,745 I don't mind it if they actually catch you doing something illegal, but not on camera. 199 00:12:53,086 --> 00:12:54,644 Jesus, am I fat! 200 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,416 It looks like you've put on a couple of pounds. 201 00:12:59,092 --> 00:13:00,150 Horrendous. 202 00:13:01,661 --> 00:13:03,993 - I'm real sorry, what a waste of a day. - No, listen. 203 00:13:04,063 --> 00:13:06,031 I'll tell you, you want to do it tomorrow? 204 00:13:06,099 --> 00:13:08,033 I don't think there's that much to go over. 205 00:13:08,101 --> 00:13:11,195 Yeah, let's make a time with Vera, you'll come back in tomorrow... 206 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:14,899 l got some openings in the afternoon, and we'll kick it around for an hour. 207 00:13:14,974 --> 00:13:16,407 We'll get into it. 208 00:13:16,476 --> 00:13:20,879 I was kind of thinking maybe tomorrow we could do it in my office in Santa Monica. 209 00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:25,781 No, that's okay, let's not do that. 210 00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:29,417 We'll do it here. This is good, this works. 211 00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:33,550 It's kind of a lot easier for me... 212 00:13:34,427 --> 00:13:37,123 if we could do it in Santa Monica. 213 00:13:37,196 --> 00:13:40,791 I mean, you know, I came here today, so, tomorrow maybe... 214 00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:44,359 Yeah, it kind of works a little better for me if you come here. 215 00:13:44,437 --> 00:13:48,840 It's a little easier. I can focus on it a little better. 216 00:13:48,908 --> 00:13:52,139 I got a very nice office. You'll be able to focus on anything. 217 00:13:52,211 --> 00:13:53,610 I got a very comfortable chair. 218 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:57,342 I got blackboards up there, we can write it all out. 219 00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:58,940 You know, it'll be a breeze. 220 00:13:59,018 --> 00:14:02,078 It's not the office, l'm very low maintenance. 221 00:14:02,822 --> 00:14:06,383 We were supposed to have a meeting. And we haven't had a meeting. 222 00:14:06,926 --> 00:14:08,894 Let's start by doing what we set out to do. 223 00:14:08,961 --> 00:14:11,657 Let's accomplish that, let's have a meeting, at my office. 224 00:14:11,731 --> 00:14:14,825 We did attempt to have the meeting, and I did make the drive part. 225 00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:17,392 So, the drive part, that I did do. 226 00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:19,631 Yeah, the driving you got done good. 227 00:14:19,705 --> 00:14:22,640 But that's a little out of balance now. 'Cause I did my drive. 228 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:25,871 It's not out of balance because you were driving and I was waiting. 229 00:14:25,945 --> 00:14:27,674 The important thing is we didn't meet. 230 00:14:27,747 --> 00:14:30,580 There's a lot to do while waiting but nothing while driving. 231 00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:32,709 Tomorrow, if you want to drive to my office... 232 00:14:32,785 --> 00:14:35,447 l'll be happy if you make me wait for as long as you want. 233 00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:38,422 - I know, but we made a plan. - I understand. 234 00:14:38,491 --> 00:14:40,982 We said we'll meet at my office and have a meeting. 235 00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,459 That's the plan... 236 00:14:42,528 --> 00:14:44,655 that's not accomplished, let's accomplish it. 237 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:47,164 We attempted to have the meeting, but it was aborted. 238 00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:51,533 - Then we failed, let's have that meeting. - We're having that meeting right now. 239 00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:54,869 This is not a meeting about the show. This is about having a meeting. 240 00:14:54,941 --> 00:14:57,967 I know, but the intention is the same, don't you understand? 241 00:14:58,044 --> 00:15:02,300 - I drove here with the same intention. - The driving is not the meeting, Larry. 242 00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:05,045 The driving is what we're talking about. 243 00:15:06,018 --> 00:15:09,112 You keep coming back to this insane thing with driving. 244 00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:12,616 - Driving is not the issue. - I think driving is the issue. 245 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:14,555 We had a singular plan. 246 00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:16,595 We were gonna have a meeting about the show. 247 00:15:16,662 --> 00:15:17,890 So we're having a meeting. 248 00:15:17,964 --> 00:15:21,525 You could drive around the world, we still haven't had a meeting! 249 00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:25,970 - Cheryl? - Yes? 250 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:31,103 What did you do? You canceled AAA? 251 00:15:31,244 --> 00:15:32,370 What happened to you? 252 00:15:32,445 --> 00:15:34,845 Why didn't you tell me you were canceling AAA? 253 00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:38,247 After that article, how could I not? 254 00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:41,439 - I was reading it to you. - You didn't say you were canceling it. 255 00:15:41,554 --> 00:15:43,600 I was going to tell you when you got home. 256 00:15:43,656 --> 00:15:48,389 That's great, I had to change a tire. And then, look at this. 257 00:15:48,461 --> 00:15:50,258 - What happened? - It's a long story. 258 00:15:50,329 --> 00:15:51,660 I got to go change my clothes. 259 00:15:51,731 --> 00:15:54,461 I got to go to Jeff's house and get his clothes. 260 00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:57,468 Why did you tell Wanda she has a big ass? 261 00:15:57,536 --> 00:16:01,495 - I didn't tell Wanda she had a big ass. - She just called me and told me. 262 00:16:02,174 --> 00:16:04,768 I didn't say she had a big ass, okay. 263 00:16:04,844 --> 00:16:08,473 I yelled out the window and I said, "l'd know that tush anywhere." 264 00:16:08,547 --> 00:16:09,673 Why would you do that? 265 00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:12,274 Why would you even comment about her ass? 266 00:16:12,351 --> 00:16:13,511 What's the big deal? 267 00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:15,213 You might as well call out and say: 268 00:16:15,288 --> 00:16:17,222 "You got a really big ass," it's the same. 269 00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:21,192 - It was just a friendly remark, that's all. - That's a friendly remark? 270 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:24,229 Yeah, I was just being nice. I was being nice and chummy. 271 00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:27,323 You don't yell a comment about a woman's ass. 272 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,767 - There's only one way to take it. - No, if she had a small ass... 273 00:16:30,836 --> 00:16:33,031 l could have said, "l'd know that tush anywhere." 274 00:16:33,105 --> 00:16:34,834 You shouldn't say anything at all. 275 00:16:34,907 --> 00:16:37,705 - You just shouldn't talk about... - What's the big deal? 276 00:16:37,777 --> 00:16:40,371 What if I did say she has a big ass? That's not terrible. 277 00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:44,314 What's the matter with a big ass? I like big asses, there's no problem. 278 00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:46,784 You like big asses? 279 00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:49,883 I don't mind a big ass. No, not necessarily big. 280 00:16:49,955 --> 00:16:54,495 - No, this is interesting, you love big asses? - No, I don't love big asses. 281 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:55,893 How big do you like them? 282 00:16:55,961 --> 00:16:59,488 I like them just the regular... l like them just like yours, okay? 283 00:17:00,499 --> 00:17:03,024 Because mine is really big, and "l like them big." 284 00:17:03,102 --> 00:17:05,366 It's not really big, it's a good size. 285 00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:08,339 You said, "l love big asses and I like yours." 286 00:17:08,407 --> 00:17:11,205 No, I said, I don't mind them. I like your... 287 00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:13,808 There are a lot of things about you I don't know. 288 00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:17,427 - There's nothing about me. - Yeah, I didn't know you had this ass fetish. 289 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:20,381 - I don't have an ass fetish. - This is very kinky. 290 00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:23,752 - It's, like, all this stuff is unfolding now. - Nothing's unfolding! 291 00:17:23,823 --> 00:17:27,020 This is interesting. After years together, l'm just finding out... 292 00:17:27,093 --> 00:17:28,583 What are you, crazy, no! 293 00:17:28,661 --> 00:17:31,960 That's so untrue, no, l'm not a deviant. 294 00:17:36,402 --> 00:17:38,233 I didn't say "deviant." 295 00:17:38,304 --> 00:17:41,273 Don't say I have an ass fetish, you got nothing on me. 296 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:43,001 - Are you expecting somebody? - Wanda. 297 00:17:43,075 --> 00:17:44,164 What? 298 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:46,109 Come on in. 299 00:17:53,252 --> 00:17:54,617 You know who I am? Okay. 300 00:17:54,687 --> 00:17:57,247 I thought I had to turn around, and show you my big ass. 301 00:17:57,323 --> 00:18:00,224 You completely, completely misinterpreted that. 302 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:04,251 - I didn't say you had a big ass. - You yelled out, "Hey, big ass Wanda." 303 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:07,060 No, I didn't say "big ass," l was just saying hello. 304 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,397 Is that how you say hello? 305 00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:10,934 Is that it? "Hey, big ass." 306 00:18:11,003 --> 00:18:14,097 Or "Hey, Assy," or "Hey, I know your ass." 307 00:18:14,173 --> 00:18:16,767 What is that, that's not how you say hello, is it? 308 00:18:16,842 --> 00:18:17,934 Perhaps not. 309 00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,535 Something about my ass has made you download it... 310 00:18:20,613 --> 00:18:22,706 and you stored it in your memory. 311 00:18:23,048 --> 00:18:25,016 That's not so. 312 00:18:25,151 --> 00:18:27,745 - What is wrong with him? - We were having a discussion. 313 00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:30,584 Did you tell him how wrong it is to say something like that? 314 00:18:30,656 --> 00:18:33,989 - I told him. - You know, a woman's ass is very personal. 315 00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:36,755 I didn't know he was so obsessed with asses until today. 316 00:18:36,829 --> 00:18:38,729 - You have an ass man. - What are you saying? 317 00:18:38,798 --> 00:18:40,231 - You are an ass man. - I am not. 318 00:18:40,299 --> 00:18:41,823 You are an ass man. 319 00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:45,894 - It's this ass fetish I didn't know about. - I don't have any ass fetish, okay. 320 00:18:46,839 --> 00:18:49,774 Obsessed with asses? I am not obsessed with asses. 321 00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:52,174 Okay, Assy. And why is that shit all over you? 322 00:18:52,244 --> 00:18:54,474 What you been doing, looking for asses? 323 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:57,277 All in the bleachers and stuff, "Where's the ass?" 324 00:19:02,421 --> 00:19:05,652 If it isn't Jeffrey's messenger boy. 325 00:19:06,392 --> 00:19:11,386 He is such a slimy, spineless creature that he sends you to do his dirty work. 326 00:19:11,597 --> 00:19:13,622 Don't you resent it? 327 00:19:13,699 --> 00:19:15,223 No, l'm fine. 328 00:19:16,202 --> 00:19:18,898 All right, let's get this over with, come on. 329 00:19:21,173 --> 00:19:24,199 He can't even face me, that fat fuck. 330 00:19:24,276 --> 00:19:26,836 You know what I mean, he sends you, his friend... 331 00:19:26,912 --> 00:19:30,973 he puts you in this awkward position, like all the times he used to keep secrets. 332 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:33,712 It's not awkward, there's no secrets. 333 00:19:33,786 --> 00:19:35,845 Honest, it's not awkward, l'm very comfortable. 334 00:19:35,921 --> 00:19:37,013 You think I don't know... 335 00:19:37,089 --> 00:19:39,421 about all the little bimbos, these actresses. 336 00:19:39,492 --> 00:19:40,618 What are you talking about? 337 00:19:40,693 --> 00:19:43,526 He tells them he's going to give them parts... 338 00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:45,029 so he can get a nice blowjob. 339 00:19:45,097 --> 00:19:46,462 - I know him. - Blowjob? 340 00:19:46,532 --> 00:19:50,298 He thinks I don't know this shit. What did he tell you, what did he say? 341 00:19:50,369 --> 00:19:53,896 Did he tell you I kicked him out? Yeah, his male ego, his stupid male... 342 00:19:53,973 --> 00:19:56,339 He thinks I don't know about that porn stash. 343 00:19:56,408 --> 00:19:58,638 Take all this. He's gonna need this in the hotel. 344 00:19:58,711 --> 00:20:00,702 He told me that he doesn't want any of this. 345 00:20:00,779 --> 00:20:03,873 Yeah, Freak That Booty, Big Ass Momma, all his favorites. 346 00:20:03,949 --> 00:20:06,076 Think I don't know about this crap? 347 00:20:07,353 --> 00:20:10,720 You're into this shit, too? You're into the kinky Big Ass Momma crap? 348 00:20:10,789 --> 00:20:13,053 - Are you crazy? - I thought you were a family man. 349 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,491 I thought I recognized that woman from the back. 350 00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:16,653 Let me tell you something. 351 00:20:16,729 --> 00:20:19,664 Your perverse, fat fuck manager, you know, what he makes me do? 352 00:20:19,732 --> 00:20:23,793 - He violates me, Larry. He defiles me. - I don't want to know. 353 00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:25,798 At night, he makes me... 354 00:20:26,405 --> 00:20:27,531 Who's that? 355 00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:32,973 Susie, what's going on? 356 00:20:33,045 --> 00:20:34,979 Where's Jeff? 357 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:38,107 - You've done something rotten. - What is this? 358 00:20:39,184 --> 00:20:42,312 All right, Jeffrey is at a hotel, Larry is bringing the clothes. 359 00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:44,117 I'm taking the clothes to the hotel. 360 00:20:44,189 --> 00:20:47,022 I want to talk, could I go with you, to the hotel? 361 00:20:47,092 --> 00:20:48,150 I want to go with you. 362 00:20:48,227 --> 00:20:50,718 No, you'll get excited, you're overworked, stop it. 363 00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:52,457 I want to see my boy. 364 00:20:52,531 --> 00:20:54,499 You know what, take Mom to the hotel. 365 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:58,333 Dad, you stay here with me. Okay, very good. 366 00:20:58,404 --> 00:21:00,634 We'll take care of everything. 367 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:07,042 I'm sure you had something to do with this, you rotten bastard! 368 00:21:10,516 --> 00:21:13,747 Why did you have to put those clothes of Jeff's... 369 00:21:13,819 --> 00:21:14,945 just throw them off. 370 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:19,582 Why did you just throw them in the trunk on top of a dirty old tire? 371 00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:22,550 - There's something wrong with me. - That's the question. 372 00:21:22,628 --> 00:21:24,391 "What's wrong with me?" is the question. 373 00:21:24,463 --> 00:21:25,794 Why would anybody do that? 374 00:21:25,864 --> 00:21:28,958 I don't have a closet in my house. I'm used to throwing things. 375 00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:30,194 Throwing them on the floor. 376 00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:33,397 I throw them on the floor, that's how all my clothes are at home... 377 00:21:33,472 --> 00:21:35,201 l don't even have a bed. 378 00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:38,835 - I sleep on a big pile of clothes. - It's just disgusting. 379 00:21:38,911 --> 00:21:42,642 - I'm a disgusting man. - I can see that, l'm just, l'm so... 380 00:21:42,715 --> 00:21:44,478 You're disappointed in me. 381 00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:46,882 I'm disappointed. Now what's this? 382 00:21:46,952 --> 00:21:49,580 "Loose fat, as fast as you can." 383 00:21:49,655 --> 00:21:51,145 Yeah, really. 384 00:21:51,757 --> 00:21:54,726 That sounds good, l'd like to get that number. 385 00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:58,752 - Have you got a pen, let me put that down. - There's one in the back seat. 386 00:22:16,982 --> 00:22:19,450 In my day, nobody got divorced. 387 00:22:21,053 --> 00:22:24,887 You know, one little problem, and nowadays it's goodbye... 388 00:22:24,957 --> 00:22:26,822 grab your clothes, and you're gone. 389 00:22:26,892 --> 00:22:29,622 People live together for years and years... 390 00:22:29,695 --> 00:22:32,289 hating each other desperately, but still they... 391 00:22:32,364 --> 00:22:33,888 What are you doing? 392 00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:37,793 You like that old car. You know the back seat faces out. 393 00:22:37,870 --> 00:22:40,168 So that you can see where you've been. 394 00:22:40,305 --> 00:22:44,298 Yeah, makes you nauseous, the fumes, you know... 395 00:22:44,376 --> 00:22:46,708 that come out from... Can I help you with that? 396 00:22:46,779 --> 00:22:47,939 That's okay. 397 00:22:48,514 --> 00:22:51,677 - This is a beautiful hotel. Isn't it a beauty? - Yeah, it's lovely. 398 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,378 I want to retire here some day. Absolutely gorgeous. 399 00:22:54,453 --> 00:22:58,219 - Did Jeff say he's gonna meet us here? - He's gonna meet us in the lobby. 400 00:22:58,290 --> 00:22:59,951 - I don't see him. - There, what's that? 401 00:23:00,025 --> 00:23:02,493 Jeff, darling. 402 00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:04,057 What's the trouble here? 403 00:23:04,129 --> 00:23:06,689 - Could I please... - Yeah, hold on, come here. 404 00:23:06,765 --> 00:23:09,393 One second, Mom. Drop them down there. 405 00:23:09,468 --> 00:23:11,993 Your father is just all broken up about this. 406 00:23:12,071 --> 00:23:13,129 We'll talk about it. 407 00:23:13,205 --> 00:23:16,072 Go up to Room 818. 408 00:23:16,208 --> 00:23:18,199 Here you go, Room 818. 409 00:23:18,377 --> 00:23:21,312 I'll be up there in a second, and we'll talk about everything. 410 00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:22,404 I've come all this way. 411 00:23:22,481 --> 00:23:24,472 Go with him and l'll be up. 412 00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:26,780 Take something from the minibar. I'll be up there. 413 00:23:26,852 --> 00:23:29,047 - You promise me now. - I promise you. 414 00:23:29,121 --> 00:23:32,181 - All right, sweetheart. - I'm sorry about this whole thing. 415 00:23:32,257 --> 00:23:34,487 Thanks for the ride. 416 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,357 What happened with Susie? 417 00:23:36,428 --> 00:23:38,328 Guys, dad's gonna run up to the bathroom. 418 00:23:38,397 --> 00:23:40,627 This isn't funny, so wipe the smile off your face. 419 00:23:40,699 --> 00:23:41,757 Nothing, she's a lunatic. 420 00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:44,268 - She's fucking nuts. - Yeah, she's crazy. 421 00:23:44,336 --> 00:23:45,803 Now you know why l'm here. 422 00:23:45,871 --> 00:23:49,705 Remember earlier today you said that you owed me one? 423 00:23:49,775 --> 00:23:54,041 - Yeah, I owe you big. - I need to take you up on it. 424 00:23:54,113 --> 00:23:57,378 - Okay, what? - Like, now, quickly. 425 00:23:57,449 --> 00:23:58,814 - Right now. - Yeah. 426 00:23:59,184 --> 00:24:03,848 I actually have a rather bizarre request. 427 00:24:05,524 --> 00:24:09,051 I want you to go outside, there's a station wagon out there. 428 00:24:09,128 --> 00:24:10,356 What? 429 00:24:11,663 --> 00:24:14,461 I want you to let the air out of somebody's tires. 430 00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:18,094 It says "14 THOR" on the license plate. 431 00:24:18,170 --> 00:24:21,367 It's a red station wagon, it's in front, you can't miss it. 432 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,204 - "14 THOR," but why? - You said you owed me one. 433 00:24:24,276 --> 00:24:27,575 - All right, yeah, sure. - But you have to do it now, hurry up. 434 00:24:27,646 --> 00:24:29,079 All right, you'll be here, right? 435 00:24:29,148 --> 00:24:31,275 I'll be here, yeah. Thank you. 436 00:24:39,391 --> 00:24:40,517 Guys. 437 00:24:40,993 --> 00:24:42,153 How you doing? 438 00:24:42,227 --> 00:24:44,491 - Good, you? - Good. Listen. 439 00:24:44,563 --> 00:24:46,724 Your dad's that wrestler, isn't he? 440 00:24:47,266 --> 00:24:49,757 - Thor, yeah. - Big tall guy. 441 00:24:49,835 --> 00:24:52,463 I got a little piece of information for you... 442 00:24:52,538 --> 00:24:54,472 that might interest you. 443 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:57,771 - Wrestling's fixed. - What do you mean? 444 00:24:57,843 --> 00:25:02,803 All the matches are set up beforehand. The winners are all pre-determined. 445 00:25:02,881 --> 00:25:06,408 - It's completely illegitimate. - You mean it's fake? 446 00:25:06,485 --> 00:25:10,046 Exactly, fake. That's exactly the word l'm looking for. 447 00:25:10,122 --> 00:25:12,215 Dad's kind of a big fake. You know what he is? 448 00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:16,125 - He's more of an actor than a wrestler. - Dad's an actor? 449 00:25:16,195 --> 00:25:20,495 That's right, the whole thing's a big phony boloney. 450 00:25:20,933 --> 00:25:24,334 Everybody knows that. Nobody thinks it's real. 451 00:25:25,003 --> 00:25:28,234 You tell him the bald turd said hello, okay? 452 00:25:54,266 --> 00:25:55,528 Hi. 453 00:25:56,635 --> 00:25:58,569 What have you been up to today? 454 00:25:58,637 --> 00:26:00,468 - Working. - Really? 455 00:26:00,539 --> 00:26:02,234 You and Jason worked things out? 456 00:26:02,307 --> 00:26:05,367 No, we can't seem to agree on the locus equidistant of points. 457 00:26:05,444 --> 00:26:08,208 I suggested a restaurant, he thought it was too close to me. 458 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,216 Then he suggested one, and I thought it was too close to him... 459 00:26:12,351 --> 00:26:14,751 and, we just can't get it together. 460 00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:19,154 Of course you can't. Are you expecting something from the city? 461 00:26:19,224 --> 00:26:21,215 - No. - Can I open it? 462 00:26:21,293 --> 00:26:22,885 Sure. 463 00:26:29,534 --> 00:26:32,002 Oh, my God.