1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:01,716 Previously, on "Young Sheldon"... 2 00:00:01,764 --> 00:00:03,496 Your brother's gonna have a baby. 3 00:00:03,580 --> 00:00:04,596 Are they getting married? 4 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:05,815 It would be better for them 5 00:00:05,899 --> 00:00:06,965 and better for the baby. 6 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:08,676 And better for you so your church friends 7 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:09,886 don't get bent out of shape. 8 00:00:09,970 --> 00:00:11,723 If you ever need anything, call me. 9 00:00:11,807 --> 00:00:14,277 I've already been through this with my daughter, so... 10 00:00:14,361 --> 00:00:16,136 I know how to do it wrong. 11 00:00:16,220 --> 00:00:18,519 Thanks. 12 00:00:18,603 --> 00:00:21,661 I'm worried that if he doesn't marry this girl, 13 00:00:21,745 --> 00:00:23,715 the congregation's gonna turn on me. 14 00:00:23,799 --> 00:00:24,786 Hey, Joan. 15 00:00:24,870 --> 00:00:25,965 I just wanted to make sure that 16 00:00:26,049 --> 00:00:27,809 you knew Bible study was today. 17 00:00:27,893 --> 00:00:30,333 Susan, just making sure everything's okay, 18 00:00:30,417 --> 00:00:31,971 since you're not at Bible study. 19 00:00:32,055 --> 00:00:33,692 Of course. No problem. 20 00:00:33,776 --> 00:00:34,974 I understand. 21 00:00:35,058 --> 00:00:37,365 Hey, it's Mary. 22 00:00:37,526 --> 00:00:38,975 Do you have time to talk? 23 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:41,916 For you, always. 24 00:00:47,418 --> 00:00:49,422 Hey.Hi. 25 00:00:49,506 --> 00:00:51,049 Thank you for meeting with me. 26 00:00:51,133 --> 00:00:52,614 No problem. I got you coffee. 27 00:00:52,698 --> 00:00:55,449 You seemed upset, so, donut holes. 28 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,175 Which I love if you don't want them. 29 00:00:57,259 --> 00:00:59,562 - I'm good with coffee. - Okay. 30 00:00:59,801 --> 00:01:01,426 So, what's going on? 31 00:01:01,510 --> 00:01:03,204 Well... 32 00:01:04,638 --> 00:01:07,189 ...all the things that I was afraid of 33 00:01:07,273 --> 00:01:08,573 are happening. 34 00:01:08,657 --> 00:01:10,749 Ever since word got out about Georgie, 35 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:13,937 everyone at my Bible study canceled. 36 00:01:14,021 --> 00:01:16,681 Well, first of all, that sucks and I'm sorry. 37 00:01:16,995 --> 00:01:18,757 I also can't say I'm surprised. This is the part 38 00:01:18,841 --> 00:01:20,408 of religion I don't like. 39 00:01:20,651 --> 00:01:22,892 I know Georgie made a mistake, 40 00:01:22,976 --> 00:01:26,775 but I thought, as Christians, we're supposed to forgive. 41 00:01:28,214 --> 00:01:30,533 Well, I'm gonna ask you a tricky question. 42 00:01:30,636 --> 00:01:32,512 If this were happening 43 00:01:32,596 --> 00:01:34,869 to someone else in the congregation, 44 00:01:35,025 --> 00:01:36,556 how would you respond? 45 00:01:42,846 --> 00:01:44,130 Good choice. 46 00:01:44,214 --> 00:01:45,611 That'll help. 47 00:01:47,819 --> 00:01:49,752 Mm. 48 00:02:00,033 --> 00:02:01,444 What's going on? 49 00:02:01,528 --> 00:02:03,286 What's going on is people are talking about my brother 50 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,630 behind my back instead of saying it to my face. 51 00:02:05,714 --> 00:02:07,355 She's talking about Georgie, not me. 52 00:02:07,439 --> 00:02:08,807 People talk about me behind my back, 53 00:02:08,891 --> 00:02:10,449 but it's about how smart I am. 54 00:02:10,533 --> 00:02:12,459 I'll say it to your face. 55 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,598 Your brother's going to hell. 56 00:02:14,682 --> 00:02:15,958 No, he's not. 57 00:02:16,042 --> 00:02:17,917 Primarily because hell isn't real. 58 00:02:18,001 --> 00:02:19,136 My mom said they should 59 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:20,981 kick your whole family out of the church. 60 00:02:21,065 --> 00:02:22,647 How about I kick your ass. 61 00:02:22,731 --> 00:02:24,730 I'd like to see you try. 62 00:02:25,119 --> 00:02:26,367 How about I help her? 63 00:02:26,451 --> 00:02:28,453 How about I go get Pastor Rob? 64 00:02:28,729 --> 00:02:32,119 Say one more thing about my family and see what happens. 65 00:02:32,609 --> 00:02:34,341 Y'all are white trash. 66 00:02:34,425 --> 00:02:36,511 Whoa, what's going on here? 67 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,803 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 68 00:02:39,922 --> 00:02:42,536 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain 69 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,887 ♪ I bet I could be your hero 70 00:02:44,971 --> 00:02:48,262 ♪ I am a mighty little man 71 00:02:48,346 --> 00:02:51,870 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ *YOUNG SHELDON* 72 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,954 *YOUNG SHELDON* Season 05 Episode 21 73 00:02:54,038 --> 00:02:56,038 Episode Title: "White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People" 74 00:02:56,122 --> 00:02:58,293 Aired on: May 12, 2022. 75 00:03:00,235 --> 00:03:01,816 Pastor Rob should be here any minute. 76 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:03,383 Maybe if he was in the classroom when he was supposed to be, 77 00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:04,776 none of this would've happened. 78 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:07,362 You can't blame him for Missy punching someone. 79 00:03:07,446 --> 00:03:09,843 If he was there to shut that kid up, Missy wouldn't have had to. 80 00:03:09,927 --> 00:03:12,627 Sunday school is no place for violence. 81 00:03:12,711 --> 00:03:14,376 The boy's parents are very upset. 82 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,842 Yeah, well so am I. 83 00:03:15,926 --> 00:03:17,447 Sorry I'm late. 84 00:03:18,172 --> 00:03:19,483 Hi. 85 00:03:19,985 --> 00:03:21,880 I'm Rob. Nice to meet you. 86 00:03:21,964 --> 00:03:23,926 Wish it were under better circumstances. 87 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:25,797 Oh, that's right, you haven't met. 88 00:03:25,881 --> 00:03:28,640 No. But I've seen you around. 89 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:33,322 So, shall we get to the business at hand? 90 00:03:33,406 --> 00:03:35,060 Obviously, we're... 91 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:37,678 mortified by Missy's behavior. 92 00:03:37,762 --> 00:03:39,572 Even though it sounds like that punk had it coming. 93 00:03:39,656 --> 00:03:42,031 While his words were out of line, 94 00:03:42,115 --> 00:03:44,117 it brings us to the bigger issue, 95 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:46,206 which is... 96 00:03:46,469 --> 00:03:48,362 people are talking about Georgie. 97 00:03:48,446 --> 00:03:50,291 Bunch of holy rollers with no lives. 98 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:52,737 Well, we are a tight-knit community, 99 00:03:52,821 --> 00:03:54,830 and sometimes that means what happens to one of us 100 00:03:54,914 --> 00:03:56,045 affects all of us. 101 00:03:56,129 --> 00:03:58,190 Whether it's their business or not. 102 00:03:58,274 --> 00:04:00,471 A-As Pastor Rob helped me realize, 103 00:04:00,555 --> 00:04:02,533 if I were in their shoes, I would have 104 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,311 been judgmental myself. 105 00:04:04,406 --> 00:04:07,329 Well, it's a mess, and something needs to be done. 106 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,058 I'm glad to hear you say that, because 107 00:04:09,142 --> 00:04:12,409 I was thinking that maybe you could give a sermon 108 00:04:12,493 --> 00:04:15,955 reminding the congregation what Jesus said about, 109 00:04:16,039 --> 00:04:19,068 um, judgment and forgiveness. 110 00:04:19,152 --> 00:04:21,070 Make it a teaching moment. I like it. 111 00:04:21,154 --> 00:04:22,894 That's a way to go. 112 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,830 But I was thinking, 113 00:04:25,914 --> 00:04:28,077 you've got a lot going on right now. 114 00:04:28,161 --> 00:04:31,773 Maybe take some time off, focus on things at home. 115 00:04:32,547 --> 00:04:35,135 Hold on. Are you firing her? 116 00:04:35,219 --> 00:04:38,435 No, no, just a little leave of absence 117 00:04:38,519 --> 00:04:40,182 till things settle down. 118 00:04:40,266 --> 00:04:43,656 - Is that really necessary? - I believe it is. 119 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:45,264 As leaders of this church, 120 00:04:45,348 --> 00:04:47,346 we are held to a higher standard. 121 00:04:49,838 --> 00:04:52,188 Are you asking us to leave the church? 122 00:04:52,272 --> 00:04:53,493 Of course not. 123 00:04:53,577 --> 00:04:55,791 Y'all talk a big game about community, and then 124 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:58,194 you just turn your back when things get a little messy. 125 00:04:58,278 --> 00:04:59,708 Okay, let's just take a breath. 126 00:04:59,792 --> 00:05:02,330 You do that. We're leaving. Come on, Mary. 127 00:05:02,414 --> 00:05:04,113 George, let's talk this through. 128 00:05:04,197 --> 00:05:05,720 I've heard enough. 129 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,905 I'll be in the truck. 130 00:05:12,284 --> 00:05:14,848 There must be another way. 131 00:05:17,352 --> 00:05:20,340 It's all right. I'll, um... 132 00:05:21,736 --> 00:05:24,117 ...clean out my office. 133 00:05:30,485 --> 00:05:32,987 Movies lie. Punching people hurts. 134 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,367 Try being the punchee. 135 00:05:37,453 --> 00:05:38,838 What happened to you? 136 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:39,887 Nothing. 137 00:05:39,971 --> 00:05:41,751 She punched a boy in the face at Sunday school. 138 00:05:41,835 --> 00:05:42,877 Why? 139 00:05:42,961 --> 00:05:45,325 He was saying crap about our family. 140 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,280 Is this about me and Mandy? 141 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:49,726 Yeah. 142 00:05:49,828 --> 00:05:51,464 You can't go around hitting people. 143 00:05:51,548 --> 00:05:52,924 I had to do something. 144 00:05:53,008 --> 00:05:54,729 - Me too. - What did you do? 145 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,565 I ran and told the nearest adult. 146 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,470 I don't want you getting in trouble for me. 147 00:05:58,554 --> 00:06:00,473 But Danny says you're going to hell. 148 00:06:00,557 --> 00:06:02,343 I'm there now. 149 00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:05,101 Promise me. 150 00:06:06,226 --> 00:06:07,575 Fine. 151 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,916 And I know you ain't hitting nobody. 152 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,699 You are correct, sir. 153 00:06:15,616 --> 00:06:17,270 Can we talk? 154 00:06:17,633 --> 00:06:20,773 Of course. Come in. 155 00:06:21,578 --> 00:06:23,975 So, I told my folks about the baby. 156 00:06:24,059 --> 00:06:25,281 And? 157 00:06:25,365 --> 00:06:26,908 They told me I'm on my own. 158 00:06:26,992 --> 00:06:28,721 They want nothing to do with me. 159 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,370 Sorry. 160 00:06:30,827 --> 00:06:33,424 Give it a minute, they still might come around. 161 00:06:33,508 --> 00:06:36,292 I didn't even get to the part where the father's 17 years old. 162 00:06:36,376 --> 00:06:38,897 Something fun for next time. 163 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:45,924 Just join a new church, Mary. 164 00:06:46,008 --> 00:06:47,477 We're not joining another church. 165 00:06:47,561 --> 00:06:49,840 Seriously? After what we just went through, 166 00:06:49,924 --> 00:06:50,994 you want to go back there? 167 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,308 I don't know. 168 00:06:52,392 --> 00:06:56,026 If we're switching religions, may I recommend Judaism. 169 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:57,226 Why? 170 00:06:57,310 --> 00:07:00,098 Both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy are Jewish. 171 00:07:00,182 --> 00:07:01,384 So? 172 00:07:01,468 --> 00:07:02,913 Isn't that enough? 173 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:06,565 When Mary told me she was pregnant, 174 00:07:06,649 --> 00:07:09,697 I reacted pretty much the same way that your folks did. 175 00:07:09,781 --> 00:07:11,153 Not my finest moment. 176 00:07:11,237 --> 00:07:12,705 Let me guess, they got married 177 00:07:12,789 --> 00:07:15,026 - and suddenly you were okay with it. - Hell no. 178 00:07:15,110 --> 00:07:16,619 I didn't want my daughter to marry 179 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:18,713 that fat dumb-ass. 180 00:07:18,797 --> 00:07:20,467 I shouldn't have said that. 181 00:07:20,551 --> 00:07:22,689 He got fat later. I'd laugh, 182 00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:24,557 but my mom gained 70 pounds 183 00:07:24,641 --> 00:07:26,864 when she had my little brother. 184 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:28,976 But I'll tell you something. 185 00:07:29,624 --> 00:07:31,454 Georgie's gonna be there for you, 186 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,001 whether you like it or not. 187 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:35,282 You may not know, but your feet are gonna swell up. 188 00:07:35,366 --> 00:07:38,671 And your boobs. I'll rub whatever you need rubbed. 189 00:07:38,789 --> 00:07:40,756 I'm getting that impression. 190 00:07:43,383 --> 00:07:44,316 What are you doing? 191 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,368 Go to your room. She's fine, Mary. 192 00:07:46,452 --> 00:07:47,718 She needs to be punished. 193 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:49,462 For what... sticking up for us? 194 00:07:49,546 --> 00:07:52,292 She punched a boy in church. 195 00:07:52,376 --> 00:07:53,511 I'll just go to my room. 196 00:07:53,595 --> 00:07:55,196 Hey, don't you move. What are you watching? 197 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,455 - MTV. - Watch MTV. 198 00:07:57,539 --> 00:08:00,202 George. I'm not punishing her for doing the right thing. 199 00:08:00,286 --> 00:08:02,131 Violence is never the right thing. 200 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,689 I'm sorry, are we in California? 201 00:08:03,773 --> 00:08:04,988 Ugh! 202 00:08:08,510 --> 00:08:10,322 Turn that off. 203 00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:13,109 So, you really think my folks'll come around? 204 00:08:13,386 --> 00:08:14,713 I don't know 'em, 205 00:08:14,797 --> 00:08:17,436 but babies have a magical power over people, 206 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,090 especially grandparents. 207 00:08:19,174 --> 00:08:20,807 Is that how you felt when Georgie was born? 208 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,963 Oh, it was love at first sight. 209 00:08:23,047 --> 00:08:25,873 And then 17 years later he got me pregnant. 210 00:08:26,377 --> 00:08:27,664 You're not gonna let that go, are you? 211 00:08:27,748 --> 00:08:29,224 - Nope. - Hmm. 212 00:08:31,352 --> 00:08:33,574 Should you really be reading in the car, baby? 213 00:08:33,658 --> 00:08:36,031 - I'll be fine. - You sure? 214 00:08:36,139 --> 00:08:37,604 You're not the one who'll have to 215 00:08:37,688 --> 00:08:39,354 clean up the oatmeal back there. 216 00:08:39,438 --> 00:08:40,877 I said I'll be fine. 217 00:08:40,961 --> 00:08:43,369 And it's the blueberries you should be worried about. 218 00:08:43,453 --> 00:08:45,108 Well, you're in a mood. 219 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,854 Maybe because there was so much bickering going on at home 220 00:08:47,938 --> 00:08:48,937 that I couldn't study. 221 00:08:49,021 --> 00:08:51,619 Oh, I'm sorry if our family problems 222 00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:54,135 are getting in the way of your schoolwork. 223 00:08:54,219 --> 00:08:56,179 I accept your apology. 224 00:08:57,848 --> 00:08:59,103 Oh... 225 00:08:59,187 --> 00:09:01,827 Yep, blueberries. 226 00:09:02,581 --> 00:09:03,847 Where you going? 227 00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:05,392 I got stuff to do. 228 00:09:05,476 --> 00:09:06,580 Like what? 229 00:09:06,664 --> 00:09:08,048 Just stuff. 230 00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:09,838 Well, can you stop and get me something to eat? 231 00:09:09,922 --> 00:09:11,244 - No. - Why not? 232 00:09:11,328 --> 00:09:12,580 'Cause I got stuff to do. 233 00:09:12,664 --> 00:09:13,807 Which you won't tell me. 234 00:09:13,891 --> 00:09:15,721 'Cause it's none of your damn business. 235 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,140 Is it illegal? 236 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,185 I'm not gonna play this game with you, Georgie. 237 00:09:19,269 --> 00:09:20,665 Just give me the first letter. 238 00:09:20,749 --> 00:09:21,968 Goodbye. 239 00:09:23,752 --> 00:09:26,241 Please, leave. 240 00:09:28,956 --> 00:09:31,088 These people are so lost. 241 00:09:33,762 --> 00:09:35,587 Just a minute! 242 00:09:42,031 --> 00:09:43,644 Oh! 243 00:09:43,728 --> 00:09:45,080 Uh, Pastor Rob. 244 00:09:45,164 --> 00:09:46,618 You okay? 245 00:09:46,702 --> 00:09:49,400 Um... swallowed a Tic Tac. 246 00:09:49,484 --> 00:09:50,608 Well, 247 00:09:50,692 --> 00:09:52,349 I can barely smell the smoke at all. 248 00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:54,991 What are you doing here? 249 00:09:55,109 --> 00:09:58,478 I just didn't like the way things went down the other day, 250 00:09:58,562 --> 00:10:00,786 and I came to check on you. 251 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,968 Aren't you kind. 252 00:10:03,052 --> 00:10:04,445 Can I come in? 253 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,208 Oh, yeah, of course. 254 00:10:12,447 --> 00:10:14,275 Okay... 255 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,869 marital status. 256 00:10:16,953 --> 00:10:19,169 Single. 257 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,825 Mind your own business. 258 00:10:22,941 --> 00:10:24,897 Name of father. 259 00:10:25,094 --> 00:10:27,385 I can't write "Georgie," it sounds like he's 11. 260 00:10:27,469 --> 00:10:29,588 George Marshall Cooper. 261 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,377 Marshall? I didn't know that. 262 00:10:31,461 --> 00:10:33,778 Isn't it nice he can still surprise you? 263 00:10:34,997 --> 00:10:37,007 Payment method. 264 00:10:37,617 --> 00:10:39,916 Don't see an option for "bad check." 265 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,564 You don't have health insurance? 266 00:10:41,648 --> 00:10:42,790 I don't even have car insurance. 267 00:10:42,874 --> 00:10:44,564 How do you drive without car insurance? 268 00:10:44,648 --> 00:10:46,255 Slowly. 269 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,581 Don't worry about the money. I got you. 270 00:10:50,665 --> 00:10:52,674 I can't ask you to do that. 271 00:10:52,758 --> 00:10:55,801 You're not asking, I'm offering. 272 00:10:57,816 --> 00:10:59,641 Thank you. 273 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,115 I knew it. 274 00:11:03,199 --> 00:11:04,290 What are you doing here? 275 00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:05,642 What are you doing here? 276 00:11:05,726 --> 00:11:06,945 I asked her to be here. 277 00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:08,577 So, her and not me? 278 00:11:08,661 --> 00:11:10,094 Yeah. 279 00:11:10,657 --> 00:11:13,007 Don't make me come over there. 280 00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:14,892 How did you follow me? 281 00:11:14,976 --> 00:11:16,346 Wasn't hard. You can see that 282 00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:17,738 yellow Toyota from outer space. 283 00:11:17,822 --> 00:11:19,302 It is a Mazda. 284 00:11:19,494 --> 00:11:20,978 This is my baby, too. 285 00:11:21,062 --> 00:11:22,610 I think I should be a part of this. 286 00:11:22,694 --> 00:11:25,084 You did your part, now git. 287 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:29,366 Mandy, please. I want to help. 288 00:11:31,401 --> 00:11:32,968 He can stay. 289 00:11:33,791 --> 00:11:34,966 Thanks. 290 00:11:35,541 --> 00:11:37,025 What can I do? 291 00:11:37,109 --> 00:11:37,976 Nothing. 292 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:39,446 I can do that. 293 00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:42,807 I was struggling to focus and needed help. 294 00:11:42,891 --> 00:11:45,236 Luckily, there was someone on campus 295 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,471 I could always count on to lend a friendly ear. 296 00:11:48,555 --> 00:11:50,728 A second mom, if you will. 297 00:11:50,812 --> 00:11:51,932 What now? 298 00:11:52,016 --> 00:11:53,383 You said if I ever had a problem, 299 00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:55,252 I could come to you and you'd fix it. 300 00:11:55,336 --> 00:11:56,642 When did I say that? 301 00:11:56,726 --> 00:11:58,301 September 13th, 1991. 302 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,775 You had just eaten a poppyseed bagel 303 00:11:59,859 --> 00:12:01,197 and had one stuck in your teeth. 304 00:12:01,281 --> 00:12:02,721 I'll take your word for it. 305 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:03,955 It was right here. How did it not 306 00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:05,596 make you crazy? It made me crazy. 307 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,002 What do you want? 308 00:12:07,664 --> 00:12:09,526 My family's falling apart. 309 00:12:09,718 --> 00:12:11,751 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Uh... 310 00:12:11,835 --> 00:12:13,885 what do you want me to do? 311 00:12:13,969 --> 00:12:15,325 Fix it. 312 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:19,502 I just can't believe the church turned its back on us. 313 00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:23,581 The church may have, but God didn't. 314 00:12:25,237 --> 00:12:27,802 I don't feel His presence right now. 315 00:12:28,341 --> 00:12:30,862 Well, let's invite Him to join us. 316 00:12:31,592 --> 00:12:34,417 Oh, ok-okay. 317 00:12:38,512 --> 00:12:40,691 Heavenly Father, we ask for Your guidance 318 00:12:40,775 --> 00:12:43,471 in these troubled times. Please, 319 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,652 watch over Mary Cooper 320 00:12:45,736 --> 00:12:46,871 and her family, 321 00:12:46,955 --> 00:12:49,439 let her know that though this unborn child is 322 00:12:49,523 --> 00:12:51,571 out of wedlock, he or she is a miracle 323 00:12:51,655 --> 00:12:55,613 in Your creation and should be celebrated as such. 324 00:12:56,224 --> 00:12:57,704 Amen. 325 00:12:58,023 --> 00:13:00,443 Amen. 326 00:13:04,156 --> 00:13:05,977 What's going on here? Uh, uh, praying, 327 00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:08,930 we're praying. Just praying. 328 00:13:09,585 --> 00:13:11,315 Why aren't you in school? 329 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,685 You told me not to punch anyone else, so I left. 330 00:13:13,769 --> 00:13:14,940 Well... 331 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,070 go to your room. 332 00:13:18,029 --> 00:13:19,860 I should probably go. 333 00:13:19,944 --> 00:13:21,993 Uh, of course. Um... 334 00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:23,734 thank you for stopping by. 335 00:13:23,818 --> 00:13:27,340 Of course. Thank you for the tea and, uh... 336 00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:29,547 Bye. 337 00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:32,462 Mm-hmm. 338 00:13:41,378 --> 00:13:44,174 Mandy, the doctor'll see you now. 339 00:13:44,769 --> 00:13:46,604 Where do you think you're going? 340 00:13:46,688 --> 00:13:48,171 Going to see the doctor. 341 00:13:48,255 --> 00:13:49,433 Not you. 342 00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:51,435 Why not me? I'm the dad. Georgie, 343 00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:53,300 please don't cause a scene. 344 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:55,308 All right. 345 00:13:55,392 --> 00:13:57,000 I'll wait here for you. 346 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,102 I'm the dad. 347 00:14:06,186 --> 00:14:08,246 I know I'm opening myself up 348 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,838 for cheap shots, but 349 00:14:09,937 --> 00:14:11,420 I'm thinking about getting a rug. 350 00:14:11,504 --> 00:14:12,978 Oh, they're called hair systems now. 351 00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,356 My brother just got one. 352 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,721 He went from bald to Rick James like that. 353 00:14:16,805 --> 00:14:18,458 I'm just trying to get back out there 354 00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:21,606 with the ladies. Wouldn't hurt having something up here, 355 00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:24,555 - you know, for them to hold on to. - Good for you. 356 00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:26,513 Although the right gal wouldn't care. 357 00:14:26,597 --> 00:14:30,036 Says the man who doesn't have to put sunblock on his head. 358 00:14:30,822 --> 00:14:32,432 Hey, you heard from George today? 359 00:14:32,516 --> 00:14:34,957 George. Cooper? No. 360 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,002 - You? - No. 361 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:38,699 Hoping that he would join us. 362 00:14:38,783 --> 00:14:40,571 Well, he's going through a tough time at home, 363 00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:42,399 you got to cut him a little slack. 364 00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:43,704 Are you done? 365 00:14:43,788 --> 00:14:45,315 I don't know. What do you think? 366 00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:46,882 I can keep going. Me too. 367 00:14:46,966 --> 00:14:50,015 You ever wonder how that Sheldon kid wound up being so smart? 368 00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:53,323 Oh, you mean like was there a genius pizza delivery guy 369 00:14:53,407 --> 00:14:54,628 or mailman in the mix? 370 00:14:54,712 --> 00:14:56,892 Exactly. All right, that's enough. 371 00:14:56,976 --> 00:14:59,895 And for the record, my grandfather was a brilliant man. 372 00:14:59,979 --> 00:15:01,680 Co-invented the traffic cone. 373 00:15:01,764 --> 00:15:04,590 Used to be wood, he made it rubber. 374 00:15:04,895 --> 00:15:06,424 That's right. 375 00:15:06,508 --> 00:15:08,902 - Where you going? - Home. 376 00:15:09,112 --> 00:15:11,297 This was fun, let's do it again sometime. 377 00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:12,994 Kiss my ass. 378 00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:15,613 Think we cheered him up? 379 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:16,963 Oh, yeah. 380 00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:19,520 I'm hoping for a boy, but as long as it's healthy, 381 00:15:19,604 --> 00:15:20,916 that's all that matters. 382 00:15:22,253 --> 00:15:23,877 What are y'all having? 383 00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:27,657 Hey. 384 00:15:27,741 --> 00:15:28,732 Hey. 385 00:15:28,816 --> 00:15:30,513 How was your day? 386 00:15:30,661 --> 00:15:32,779 Swell. You? 387 00:15:32,863 --> 00:15:34,053 Oh, you know, 388 00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:36,549 a little boring not having work to go to. 389 00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:38,980 Yeah, well, I'll trade you. 390 00:15:40,384 --> 00:15:42,818 Oh, Pastor Rob dropped by. 391 00:15:44,019 --> 00:15:45,301 Why? 392 00:15:45,385 --> 00:15:48,385 Just seeing how we were doing. 393 00:15:48,941 --> 00:15:50,725 You mean to see how you were doing. 394 00:15:52,945 --> 00:15:55,515 - What's that supposed to mean? - Come on, Mary, you... 395 00:15:55,599 --> 00:15:56,995 you're not fooling anybody. 396 00:15:57,079 --> 00:15:58,170 We were just praying. 397 00:15:58,254 --> 00:15:59,476 Is that what we're calling it? 398 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,020 Yes, because that's what it was. 399 00:16:01,104 --> 00:16:02,275 All right. 400 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,730 I've had enough of this. 401 00:16:04,814 --> 00:16:06,958 Where are you going? I'm making dinner. 402 00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:08,626 Yeah, well, maybe Pastor Rob'll eat it. 403 00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:10,187 George! 404 00:16:16,448 --> 00:16:17,668 Hello? 405 00:16:17,752 --> 00:16:20,225 Mrs. Cooper, it's Linda Hagemeyer. 406 00:16:20,309 --> 00:16:21,653 Is everything okay? 407 00:16:21,737 --> 00:16:22,760 Well, I was hoping 408 00:16:22,844 --> 00:16:24,501 that you could tell me. 409 00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:25,981 Uh, Sheldon was in my office earlier 410 00:16:26,065 --> 00:16:29,282 and was pretty upset about the situation at home. 411 00:16:29,894 --> 00:16:31,247 What did he tell you? 412 00:16:31,331 --> 00:16:32,596 Nothing much, really, just 413 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,728 that his parents are fighting all the time, 414 00:16:34,812 --> 00:16:36,948 his older brother got a girl pregnant 415 00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:39,380 and his sister punched a little boy 416 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:40,909 in Sunday school. 417 00:16:40,993 --> 00:16:43,096 Oh. Well... 418 00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:46,333 ...it's been a busy couple of days. 419 00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:49,700 Just, you know, life... One thing after another. 420 00:16:49,784 --> 00:16:52,181 Oh, ain't that the truth. 421 00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:53,747 Anyway, I'm sure 422 00:16:53,831 --> 00:16:56,663 that you know this university has invested quite a bit 423 00:16:56,747 --> 00:17:00,102 in Sheldon's progress, and, uh, well, 424 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,930 not to be critical, but... 425 00:17:02,014 --> 00:17:04,738 he didn't come to you complaining about me. 426 00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:07,307 What are you saying? 427 00:17:07,649 --> 00:17:09,528 Are you saying that I'm not 428 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,010 doing a good job as his mother? 429 00:17:12,128 --> 00:17:13,115 Because I am 430 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,639 doing the best that I can to hold this family together, 431 00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:17,946 and I am tired of everyone blaming me. 432 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:21,253 I have half a mind to get in my car and drive until 433 00:17:21,337 --> 00:17:23,734 I run out of road and then start my life over again 434 00:17:23,818 --> 00:17:25,472 with a different name. 435 00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:27,956 Okay. Sure. 436 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,479 So, uh... 437 00:17:29,563 --> 00:17:32,482 sounds like you've got a handle on this. 438 00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:35,129 So good to talk to you. Um, have a lovely evening. 439 00:17:35,213 --> 00:17:37,429 You too! 440 00:17:46,756 --> 00:17:48,624 Oh... 441 00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:55,293 It's okay. 442 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:03,754 Where's Dad? 443 00:18:03,838 --> 00:18:04,926 Well... 444 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:06,635 He had to work late. 445 00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:10,706 Georgie, how was your day? 446 00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:11,992 Pretty good, actually. 447 00:18:12,076 --> 00:18:14,099 Me and Mandy went to the baby doctor. 448 00:18:14,183 --> 00:18:15,893 She actually wanted you there? 449 00:18:15,977 --> 00:18:17,824 Not at first, but I wore her down. 450 00:18:17,908 --> 00:18:18,913 Let's say grace. 451 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:20,638 Hang on, safety first. 452 00:18:20,722 --> 00:18:22,291 When are you gonna get over that? 453 00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,613 I would think recent events would make you value protection. 454 00:18:24,697 --> 00:18:25,903 Enough. 455 00:18:25,987 --> 00:18:27,600 Bless us, Lord, for the food we are 456 00:18:27,684 --> 00:18:30,778 about to receive and bless the hands that prepared it. 457 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,512 And bless Mom. 458 00:18:33,297 --> 00:18:35,290 Thank you. Amen. 459 00:18:35,374 --> 00:18:36,707 - Amen. - Amen. 460 00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:37,959 She's the hands that prepared it. 461 00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:38,960 Your blessing is redundant. 462 00:18:39,044 --> 00:18:40,471 Let's eat.