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<i>Previously on</i> This Is Us...

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So is it still there?

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It's still there.

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Congratulations. You're
officially six weeks along.

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Is it always like this?

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DEJA: It gets worse when
there's a lot going on.

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One of the things that helps me
when I'm feeling stressed, though,

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- is running.
- She told you what I said?

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STANLEY: <i>Let's all raise a glass</i>

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to my unemployed 28-year-old son.

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JACK: <i>My life,</i> before I met
you, Bec, it wasn't great.

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<i>I just tried to get away
from my father.</i>

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I've been working my ass off,

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and I am finally on the brink
of something special,

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<i>and I will be damned
if I let this stupid knee</i>

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<i>destroy another one of my dreams.</i>

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- (KIDS SHOUTING)
- Stop!

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- Stop it, it's mine!
- Why can't you get it?

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It's mine!

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- You're gonna keep the boys safe?
- Oh, yeah. I will.

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- BEC: You have moisturizer for Randall?
- JACK: Check.

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BEC: And remember,
Kevin's afraid of bears.

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- (CHUCKLES) So am I.
- Okay.

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Uh, the number for
the campground's by...

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By the phone in the kitchen.

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- I told you that already.
- Three times.

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- Okay.
- You really think that this trip

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is gonna help the boys get along better?

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I do.

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- BEC: Because Kevin can be so...
- Yep.

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And Randall is just
only trying to help.

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I know, baby. It's gonna be great.

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Look, camping's all about teamwork.

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Do you remember how the
Steelers were a wreck

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at the start of the '79 season?

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You're gonna Chuck Noll the boys?

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(WHISPERS)
I'm gonna Chuck Noll the boys.

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- Okay. Good luck.
- Okay.

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- I'm gonna tell Mom or Dad!
- Stop!

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- Go get 'em, Coach.
- Oh! (HOWLS)

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Oh, do you guys hear that?

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Do you know that sound?

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That is the call of the wild.

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- Hey, Kate!
- JACK: Come on, hop in the car.

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Your brothers are leaving.
Come say good-bye.

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Randall, put that up front for me.

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Thank you. Kev, here.

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We are gonna have the
best girl's day ever.

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- We are?
- Yeah.

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Can you say movies and manicures?

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I think the first thing we'll want to do

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- is set up the tent when we get there.
- Ugh!

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- Backseat.
- I'm already up here, Dad.

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- Get in the backseat with your brother.
- (SIGHS)

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- (ENGINE STARTS)
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)

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JACK: Hey, and no Game Boy.

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KEVIN: What?

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Come on. There is no
Mario out in the wild.

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(HORN HONKS)

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- BEC: Bye, guys. Good luck!
- KATE: Bye.

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(REBECCA AND KATE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

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♪

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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(WHISPERS): Hey.

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You kept my daughters up
way too late last night.

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Can't even get them out
of bed this morning.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Well, come on, dude.
I get, I get, like, what?

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One night with my nieces before
I got to go to Sophie's,

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- so sue me, okay?
- Okay.

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But by the way, uh,
they kept me up, all right?

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- Really?
- Annie's basically obsessed with me.

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She keeps asking me questions
about Ron Howard and Sly Stallone.

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I don't believe my daughter
asked you about Ron Howard.

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- Listen, um...
- Yeah.

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I need to borrow a tie

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for Sophie's hospital
gala thing tonight.

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- Yeah.
- And make it something sharp, too,

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because they're actually
auctioning a date off

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with yours truly to raise
money for the charity.

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- Told me that.
- I tell you that?

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- Told me that, like, four times.
- You jealous?

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No black man will ever be
jealous of being auctioned.

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Hashtag "AmericanHistory."

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Uh, question for you.

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Um, what do you think of Deja?

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- I think Deja's lovely, adorable.
- Yeah.

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You know, in, like, a surly,
nonverbal kind of way.

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Well, she's only been here for a month,

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so just tread lightly.

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- What does that even mean?
- It means...

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- It's my middle name, Tread Lightly.
- Just...

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Oh, and don't say
anything about her hair.

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Alright.

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Want two?

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Morning. How are you?

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What is that?

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Beth, you sure you don't want
to go to this gala tonight?

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Gonna be fun.

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Oh, man, you know I
love me a good Ke-vent.

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But, uh, it's a little last
minute to get a babysitter.

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Well, first of all, it's a Sophie-vent.

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Uh, can I come?

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To the gala?

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Yeah. Of course. I mean, uh...

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I would have to take you.
Kevin will be busy.

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Is that, um, is that cool with you, Kev?

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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The more the merrier. It's a great idea.

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- Cool.
- Ow.

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Um... sorry. Can you
excuse me one second?

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What's up?

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You really think she's ready to go

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to some swanky Manhattan charity ball?

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She said she wanted to go.

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She actually seemed excited

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about wanting to do something, Beth.

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- We can't just ignore that.
- What you're ignoring

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is the fact that she is
crushing on Kevin.

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I'm gonna pretend like
I didn't hear that.

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- Hey, hey.
- She's a 12-year-old girl,

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and for better or for worse,
not that I think it...

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- Just please don't say it.
- But your brother is

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- smokin' hot.
- Don't even think it.

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Oh, my God. This is disgusting.

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I think it might be
too much for her, babe.

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It's all those fancy people,
and it's way past her bedtime.

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- She doesn't know...
- This is my opportunity

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to connect with her.

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And I don't care if Kevin...

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Lord have mercy on my soul...

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is the reason that she wants to go.

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Trust me, it'll be fine.

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And I get... No, I understand why.

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But why doesn't it match
what Howard has?

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It should be a fairly easy thing to say.

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All right, just make it match.

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Just make the work match.

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- Hey! How you doing?
- Hi.

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- What are you doing here?
- Can I talk to you for a second?

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- Yeah.
- In your office?

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In my office.

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All right, come on.

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Oh. (SCOFFS)

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Oh, you thought that I wanted to...?

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Uh, yeah.

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You said, "Can I talk
to you in your office."

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That's how it always starts.

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In the pornography that I don't watch.

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I'm pregnant.

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Excuse me?

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I'm eight weeks pregnant.

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(CLEARS THROAT) Um...

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S... Uh, so what
you're telling me is...?

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We're... pregnant.

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Well, that is...

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the greatest thing I have
ever heard in my whole life.

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- Oh, my God.
- (LAUGHS)

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(TOBY LAUGHS)

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- Oh, that's wonderful!
- I'm glad you're happy.

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Oh, I'm not happy. I'm ecstatic!

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I'm-I'm aquiver!

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I'm gonna put on my happy
song and I'm gonna be all...

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No, no. Don't.

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Right? 'Cause...

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this might not happen. In fact,
it probably won't happen.

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- What?
- I'm 37.

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I'm having a geriatric pregnancy.

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- Geriatric?
- Geriatric.

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It's literally what it's called.

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And because of my weight, you know?

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And because, well, bad things
just seem to happen to me.

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- I don't...
- Okay, I get it.

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I do. I do. You don't
want to jinx things.

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Not about jinxing.

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(SCOFF) This is about hope.

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It's about hoping that the
little lima bean inside of me...

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turns into a grape.

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And that the grape turns into a walnut,

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and the walnut turns into an apricot.

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And the days and the weeks

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and months of hoping...

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that it doesn't turn disastrous.

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And your hoping is only gonna
make my hoping harder.

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Okay? So I'm gonna ask you...
No, I'm gonna tell you.

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Please keep...

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whatever hopes and dreams that you have

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about being a dad to yourself.

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And never ever tell anyone
about them, including me.

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Especially me.

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Until the baby's living
outside of my body.

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Okay.

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BEC: <i>Hey, Bug.</i>

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Are you ready?

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I can't decide between
<i>Honey, I Shrunk the Kids</i>

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or <i>Turner & Hooch.</i>

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Huh. Well, we can't go see
both movies and get a manicure.

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- (WHISPERS): Or can we?
- (GIGGLES)

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- (PHONE RINGING)
- Hey, baby, go grab a sweater, okay?

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It's cold in the movies.

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Pearsons.

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<i>WOMAN: May I speak with
Jack Pearson, please?</i>

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I'm sorry. He's not here.
Can I take a message?

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<i>Tell him that his father,</i>

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<i>Stanley Pearson, is close to passing.</i>

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(PHONE RINGING)

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<i>MAN (RECORDED): You've
reached the Willow Creek</i>

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<i>Campground Ranger Station.
Please leave a message.</i>

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(BEEP)

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<i>BEC: Hi. Uh, I am leaving
this message for Jack Pearson.</i>

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<i>Uh, he and my two sons are staying</i>

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<i>at the Willow Creek Campground.</i>

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<i>I need him to call me as soon as he can.</i>

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<i>The nursing home where
his father Stanley is at</i>

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<i>just called and said that he's ill.</i>

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<i>Jack, if you're listening,
I need you to call me back.</i>

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<i>How do you want me to handle this?</i>

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♪

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*www.addic7ed.com*

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STANLEY: Jack, enough!

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(WOMAN SINGING JAZZ MUSIC OVER RADIO)

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Now, what we're after is rainbow trout.

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What we'll probably catch are bass,

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but what we don't want...

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- Are catfish.
- And carp.

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No carp.

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You thirsty?

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- JACK: Nope.
- STANLEY: I am.

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(ENGINE TURNS OFF)

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- Be right back.
- Okay.

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(DOORBELLS JINGLE)

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<i>(HAMMER CLINKING)</i>

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KEVIN: <i>It's my turn to hammer.</i>

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RANDALL: <i>Wait, I haven't
hammered it yet.</i>

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Hey, guys! Guys!

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Less arguing, more tent-building.

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- Okay.
- (SIGHS) Grab that string.

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Oh, I get it.
This goes up like this.

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Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about right there.

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- Teamwork, huh?
- It's up! This is awesome!

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We have so much...

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- (RANDALL SHOUTS)
- (KEVIN LAUGHS)

243
00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:18,680
Ugh, Dad!

244
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,039
Can you help me, please?!

245
00:10:20,064 --> 00:10:22,732
KEVIN: Help, help! The sky is falling!

246
00:10:23,214 --> 00:10:24,905
- JACK: Okay.
- Ah, it's funny.

247
00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:26,765
- Come on out.
- Did you have fun in there?

248
00:10:27,372 --> 00:10:28,539
Get over here.

249
00:10:28,653 --> 00:10:30,640
Over here. Right now.

250
00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:33,523
Do you think that's funny?

251
00:10:33,788 --> 00:10:35,780
If I said yes, would you be mad?

252
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,616
He's your brother, Kevin.

253
00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:40,273
You should be able
to depend on each other

254
00:10:40,297 --> 00:10:42,577
more than anyone else, more than
anyone else in the world.

255
00:10:42,961 --> 00:10:44,116
Look at me.

256
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,413
You will be good to your brother.

257
00:10:47,618 --> 00:10:48,968
Now rebuild that tent.

258
00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:52,078
When you're done,
you're gonna sit inside it.

259
00:10:52,102 --> 00:10:54,569
- For how long?
- Until I tell you you can come out.

260
00:10:57,397 --> 00:10:58,429
♪

261
00:11:06,405 --> 00:11:08,898
KEVIN: Hey, uh... this is
Kevin Pearson calling,

262
00:11:08,923 --> 00:11:10,827
uh, leaving a message for Dr. Lu.

263
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:13,530
I realize it's the weekend.
Sorry about that.

264
00:11:13,555 --> 00:11:16,171
Um, but I am in New York right now,

265
00:11:16,196 --> 00:11:19,960
and I ran out of my prescription
for, uh, for my Vicodin again.

266
00:11:19,985 --> 00:11:21,702
It's no big deal. Uh, I realize

267
00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:24,328
we've gone through
all of the, uh, the refills.

268
00:11:25,624 --> 00:11:27,749
So, you know, uh, hit me back
when you get a chance.

269
00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:29,319
Thank you very much.

270
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,421
Who you talking to?

271
00:11:32,446 --> 00:11:35,843
Uh, it was Kate. She had a...
universal remote problem.

272
00:11:35,868 --> 00:11:38,296
Okay, so this is option number two.

273
00:11:39,905 --> 00:11:40,976
Well, hello.

274
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,202
Hello. I love option number two.

275
00:11:43,227 --> 00:11:46,037
You don't think it's too... flowery?

276
00:11:46,062 --> 00:11:48,360
Too flowery? Is that...
Can you possibly be too flowery?

277
00:11:48,385 --> 00:11:50,351
No, it's great. I love it. Huge fan.

278
00:11:52,374 --> 00:11:53,421
Really?

279
00:11:53,537 --> 00:11:55,369
Starting a little early.

280
00:11:55,394 --> 00:11:56,486
It's just beer.

281
00:11:56,511 --> 00:11:58,033
It's the weekend. We wrapped a movie,

282
00:11:58,058 --> 00:12:00,182
and I'm-I'm, uh, I'm celebrating that.

283
00:12:00,207 --> 00:12:02,081
- I'm relaxing a little bit.
- Okay, well, just,

284
00:12:02,105 --> 00:12:03,549
you know, try to pace yourself

285
00:12:03,574 --> 00:12:05,822
'cause we have a long
night of schmoozing.

286
00:12:05,822 --> 00:12:06,892
Tell me about it.

287
00:12:07,235 --> 00:12:09,635
I'm sorry, Soph.
I'm just, you know, tired.

288
00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,502
- Little tired.
- Yeah.

289
00:12:11,527 --> 00:12:13,047
I'm happy to be here with you, though.

290
00:12:13,139 --> 00:12:14,784
- Yeah. Me, too.
- Yeah.

291
00:12:15,781 --> 00:12:16,784
(KEVIN SIGHS)

292
00:12:19,624 --> 00:12:20,651
(KEVIN SIGHS)

293
00:12:21,094 --> 00:12:23,510
Wasn't there, like, a-a third option

294
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,768
you were gonna show me?

295
00:12:24,981 --> 00:12:27,331
I think it's too booby.

296
00:12:27,356 --> 00:12:28,362
It's too booby?

297
00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:30,571
- Let's go with that one.
- (LAUGHS)

298
00:12:30,694 --> 00:12:32,428
Does she like the dress you got her?

299
00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:34,348
- She looks fantastic.
- Hey, don't say anything

300
00:12:34,372 --> 00:12:35,495
about the way she looks.

301
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,651
I wasn't gonna tell her...

302
00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:37,876
And no jokes, okay?

303
00:12:37,901 --> 00:12:39,235
You're a terrible joke teller.

304
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:41,237
That's hurtful and untrue.

305
00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:43,268
- I'm very funny.
- Man, just be cool.

306
00:12:43,713 --> 00:12:45,182
I'm Randall "Cool" Pearson.

307
00:12:45,211 --> 00:12:46,276
Oh, no.

308
00:12:46,301 --> 00:12:47,901
That's my middle name. Yeah.

309
00:12:49,509 --> 00:12:50,612
You ready?

310
00:12:51,305 --> 00:12:52,323
Okay.

311
00:12:53,455 --> 00:12:54,784
Have a nice time.

312
00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:57,450
See you later.

313
00:12:57,450 --> 00:12:58,715
- Hey.
- Huh?

314
00:12:59,115 --> 00:13:00,393
Cool means normal.

315
00:13:00,418 --> 00:13:01,584
- All right?
- No, it doesn't.

316
00:13:01,664 --> 00:13:03,503
Cool means cool. (CLICKS TONGUE)

317
00:13:12,222 --> 00:13:13,734
You see that Michaels over there?

318
00:13:15,238 --> 00:13:16,385
Used to be a Kohl's.

319
00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:18,878
Right.

320
00:13:21,341 --> 00:13:23,503
Ah, and that Dunkin' Donuts
by the light.

321
00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:25,284
That used to be a Dairy Queen.

322
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,362
Man, I used to love me a Blizzard.

323
00:13:27,895 --> 00:13:29,042
You down with DQ?

324
00:13:32,214 --> 00:13:34,182
(SINGSONGY): The DQ Blizzard.

325
00:13:37,944 --> 00:13:39,119
♪

326
00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,695
Hi, uh, I spoke to someone on the phone.

327
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,573
I'm here for Stanley Pearson.

328
00:13:47,598 --> 00:13:50,012
I'm his daughter-in-law,
Rebecca Pearson.

329
00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:51,878
♪

330
00:14:13,277 --> 00:14:14,346
(WHISPERS): Hi.

331
00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:20,393
I'm Rebecca.

332
00:14:22,888 --> 00:14:23,987
Jack's wife.

333
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,137
Um...

334
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,507
the nursing home called me.

335
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:45,404
And Jack wasn't home, so, um, here I am.

336
00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:50,880
Is there anything that I can do for you?

337
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:58,481
Okay, well, um...

338
00:15:02,396 --> 00:15:05,073
It was nice to have finally met you.

339
00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:08,543
I'm sorry that it's under
these circumstances.

340
00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:12,815
I know you and Jack

341
00:15:13,285 --> 00:15:16,245
had a pretty difficult relationship.

342
00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:18,250
Um, that's a vast understatement.

343
00:15:23,431 --> 00:15:25,922
You sure there's nothing that I can do?

344
00:15:32,962 --> 00:15:35,586
Is that my granddaughter?

345
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:38,756
Excuse me.

346
00:15:38,848 --> 00:15:40,448
- (WHISPERS): Is that my grandpa?
- Kate.

347
00:15:42,739 --> 00:15:43,790
♪

348
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,571
He's coming back.

349
00:15:54,228 --> 00:15:55,376
He's coming back.

350
00:16:04,723 --> 00:16:05,930
He's coming back.

351
00:16:15,838 --> 00:16:17,339
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

352
00:16:17,339 --> 00:16:20,021
I said no Game Boy. Turn it off, now.

353
00:16:22,392 --> 00:16:25,509
- Why are you so hard on him?
- I'm not.

354
00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:28,809
Yes, you are, Kev,
and I want you to tell me why.

355
00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:32,049
- (SIGHS) He's annoying.
- No, he's not annoying.

356
00:16:33,881 --> 00:16:36,323
He... He's just trying to show
you how much he loves you.

357
00:16:37,369 --> 00:16:38,378
You know, it...

358
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:43,700
it would be so easy
for you to be nice to him.

359
00:16:44,094 --> 00:16:47,528
But it takes you more energy
and causes more trouble,

360
00:16:47,553 --> 00:16:48,921
you being mean to him like you are.

361
00:16:48,921 --> 00:16:50,748
So why... why can't you
just be nice to him?

362
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:51,746
I don't know.

363
00:16:51,771 --> 00:16:53,013
That's not a good enough answer, Kevin.

364
00:16:53,037 --> 00:16:54,098
I want you to tell me why.

365
00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:55,574
- I don't know!
- Is it because

366
00:16:55,718 --> 00:16:57,971
he gets special attention sometimes?

367
00:16:57,971 --> 00:17:00,096
You know, 'cause all you kids,
you need something different.

368
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,861
At different moments,
you need something different

369
00:17:01,885 --> 00:17:03,385
- all the t...
- I don't know! Stop!

370
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,415
You said I had to sit in here.

371
00:17:05,678 --> 00:17:08,049
You didn't say we had to talk about it.

372
00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:10,261
I don't want to talk about it.

373
00:17:14,755 --> 00:17:15,813
Okay.

374
00:17:17,289 --> 00:17:18,657
We'll talk about it later.

375
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,556
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

376
00:17:25,643 --> 00:17:27,915
- (GENTLE JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LIVELY CHATTER)

377
00:17:35,128 --> 00:17:37,250
When I walked to the classroom
of my new school

378
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,629
and saw all those new faces, I thought,

379
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,629
"Whoa. None of these
kids looks like me."

380
00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:46,857
I felt like I am in the wrong place

381
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,424
at the wrong time.

382
00:17:48,518 --> 00:17:50,113
Beam me up, Scotty.

383
00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:54,105
That's a <i>Star Trek</i> reference.

384
00:17:55,304 --> 00:17:56,410
You know <i>Star Trek?</i>

385
00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:59,082
"These are the voyages
of the starship <i>Enterprise."</i>

386
00:17:59,107 --> 00:18:00,277
Oh, there's your brother.

387
00:18:04,273 --> 00:18:06,253
KEVIN: <i>I'm starting to get
really uncomfortable here,</i>

388
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,190
and, uh... you know,
if I could get that refill,

389
00:18:09,215 --> 00:18:10,870
that would be... that would be great.

390
00:18:10,895 --> 00:18:13,159
Um, it's no big deal,
but call me back, please.

391
00:18:13,184 --> 00:18:14,184
All right.

392
00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:17,002
Hey! Look at you.

393
00:18:17,027 --> 00:18:18,730
- You clean up nice, don't you?
- RANDALL: Hey.

394
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,193
- Good to see you.
- Don't talk about her hair.

395
00:18:20,193 --> 00:18:21,193
- Really?
- Yeah.

396
00:18:21,256 --> 00:18:22,700
- All right. Uh, oh.
- Hey.

397
00:18:22,725 --> 00:18:24,700
- This is, uh, this is Sophie.
- Good to see you.

398
00:18:24,725 --> 00:18:26,231
Sophie's my girlfriend.

399
00:18:26,256 --> 00:18:27,270
SOPHIE: Hi!

400
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:28,458
I love your dress.

401
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,727
I like your hair, by the way.
It's very, very...

402
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:33,031
sort of Halle Berry in <i>Swordfish.</i>

403
00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:34,234
Thanks.

404
00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:36,679
Um, I like <i>The Manny.</i>

405
00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:38,273
You do?

406
00:18:38,298 --> 00:18:39,327
Do you watch <i>The Manny?</i>

407
00:18:39,439 --> 00:18:40,671
What's your favorite episode?

408
00:18:41,091 --> 00:18:42,163
Which one's your favorite?

409
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:43,476
"Iron Manny"?

410
00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:45,257
"The Thin Manny"? "Manny Get Your Gun"?

411
00:18:45,282 --> 00:18:47,097
- I'm gonna grab a drink.
- "Of Mice and Mannys"?

412
00:18:47,121 --> 00:18:48,093
"Manny-Pedi"?

413
00:18:48,118 --> 00:18:49,936
- (LAUGHS)
- I thought you were a fan.

414
00:18:51,759 --> 00:18:52,773
♪

415
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:56,775
Hey, kiddo.

416
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:58,900
I'm sorry this is so boring.

417
00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:00,861
I just want to wait a little bit longer

418
00:19:00,886 --> 00:19:02,126
and see if your dad calls back.

419
00:19:02,688 --> 00:19:05,301
You think Dad's gonna look
like that when he's old?

420
00:19:06,423 --> 00:19:07,462
Better not.

421
00:19:07,487 --> 00:19:09,267
I don't want to get old like that.

422
00:19:09,425 --> 00:19:11,221
I don't want my hair to fall out.

423
00:19:11,221 --> 00:19:13,969
You do have really,
really beautiful hair.

424
00:19:13,994 --> 00:19:15,375
You know that? (CHUCKLES)

425
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,765
You want to guess how much hair
you had when you were born?

426
00:19:18,677 --> 00:19:20,608
Like, almost none.

427
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,657
- Ew!
- (LAUGHS) Not ew.

428
00:19:23,938 --> 00:19:25,289
What about Kevin and Randall?

429
00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:26,571
- Eggheads.
- (LAUGHS)

430
00:19:26,642 --> 00:19:29,363
All three of you
were just big old eggheads.

431
00:19:29,363 --> 00:19:31,860
- Totally bald. (CHUCKLES)
- (LAUGHS)

432
00:19:32,311 --> 00:19:33,842
But that's how it works.

433
00:19:33,944 --> 00:19:36,545
<i>Everything changes all the time.</i>

434
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,347
<i>And when you're a mom,
you get a front row seat</i>

435
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,842
<i>to the best show in town:</i>

436
00:19:42,175 --> 00:19:43,850
Watching your kids grow up.

437
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,014
Give me that egghead.

438
00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:49,623
It's underneath
all this hair somewhere, right?

439
00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:50,662
(BOTH LAUGH)

440
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,967
WOMAN: I'm at
this cocktail party, right?

441
00:19:53,098 --> 00:19:54,625
And they're serving

442
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:57,778
these mini pizzas
with Gorgonzola and pear,

443
00:19:57,803 --> 00:20:02,572
which is just my favorite thing
in the whole world, you know?

444
00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,191
And I just panic. Bolt.

445
00:20:05,385 --> 00:20:07,587
And I-I'm standing out by the valet,

446
00:20:07,587 --> 00:20:09,731
and this guy is smoking a cigarette,

447
00:20:09,731 --> 00:20:11,925
and I-I just, like, ask him for one.

448
00:20:12,386 --> 00:20:16,028
And he turns out to be
really nice and super cute.

449
00:20:16,053 --> 00:20:18,221
(CHUCKLES) His name is Terrence,

450
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:21,335
and we've kind of
been seeing each other.

451
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,492
But that's not the point.
The point is...

452
00:20:25,922 --> 00:20:27,083
I've started smoking.

453
00:20:28,332 --> 00:20:30,421
Vaping, actually.

454
00:20:33,079 --> 00:20:34,286
You're vaping?

455
00:20:34,939 --> 00:20:36,272
That was the point?

456
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,973
It's, like, a gateway thing.

457
00:20:37,973 --> 00:20:39,855
Oh. Okay.

458
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,072
So, to review:

459
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,487
You exit a cocktail party

460
00:20:45,487 --> 00:20:47,955
serving delicious mini pizzas,
you smoke one cigarette,

461
00:20:48,110 --> 00:20:49,778
you meet a guy... a nice guy

462
00:20:49,803 --> 00:20:52,104
whose name is Terrence...
And now you're dating.

463
00:20:52,129 --> 00:20:53,858
And now you're whining about vaping?

464
00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:56,334
- Vaping?!
- Seriously?

465
00:20:56,409 --> 00:20:58,594
You're snapping at me? Again?

466
00:20:58,594 --> 00:21:00,194
I am. Again.

467
00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:01,846
Do you know why no one's defending you?

468
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:03,899
Because you don't have a problem!

469
00:21:04,691 --> 00:21:06,999
The people that come here have problems.

470
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,172
Real problems with real issues.

471
00:21:09,409 --> 00:21:10,769
What do you come here for, anyway?

472
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,333
So you can feel better about yourself

473
00:21:12,357 --> 00:21:14,245
'cause you're not
as screwed up as we are?

474
00:21:15,334 --> 00:21:17,093
Screw you, Madison.

475
00:21:17,093 --> 00:21:18,208
(SCOFFS)

476
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,303
(SCOFFS MOCKINGLY)

477
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:25,590
Would anyone else like to share?

478
00:21:28,018 --> 00:21:29,740
MADISON: Screw you, Kate!

479
00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:32,867
Screw you and your terrible attitude,

480
00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:34,478
and that is not an easy
thing for me to say

481
00:21:34,478 --> 00:21:36,466
because confrontation makes me cry!

482
00:21:37,112 --> 00:21:38,500
Why do you hate me?

483
00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:41,160
Because you're annoying
and you shouldn't be here.

484
00:21:41,185 --> 00:21:42,586
Well, I think <i>you're</i> annoying.

485
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,734
The way that you and your fiancé
come here every week

486
00:21:45,759 --> 00:21:47,760
and smile and giggle at each other

487
00:21:47,785 --> 00:21:50,312
when some of us don't have
anyone to do that with.

488
00:21:50,312 --> 00:21:51,802
You have the guy that you vape with.

489
00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:54,029
His name is Terrence!

490
00:21:54,774 --> 00:21:56,834
And he probably won't last,
because, you know what,

491
00:21:57,094 --> 00:21:58,765
nobody I date ever does.

492
00:21:59,132 --> 00:22:01,355
Do you think it's because
you're <i>annoying?</i>

493
00:22:01,355 --> 00:22:03,430
Oh, my God! You suck!

494
00:22:07,249 --> 00:22:08,654
(SIGHS)

495
00:22:11,238 --> 00:22:12,345
(ENGINE STARTS)

496
00:22:16,039 --> 00:22:17,110
- (CAR BEEPS)
- (CRASH)

497
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:18,345
- (SHOUTS)
- Oh, my God.

498
00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:20,040
- (PANTING)
- (CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

499
00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:21,312
(MADISON GROANS)

500
00:22:22,683 --> 00:22:24,078
Are you insane?!

501
00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:27,775
- (CRYING)
- Oh, my God, are you actually hurt?

502
00:22:27,775 --> 00:22:29,961
I don't... I don't...
I don't know. I-I...

503
00:22:30,247 --> 00:22:31,535
I don't think so.

504
00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:33,120
Kate, it was just a little tap.

505
00:22:33,145 --> 00:22:34,785
- Are you serious?
- No, but I'm pregnant.

506
00:22:35,256 --> 00:22:36,300
(SNIFFLES)

507
00:22:36,362 --> 00:22:38,939
I just freaked out for a second.

508
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,659
(SHUDDERING BREATH)
But, um... but I'm...

509
00:22:40,684 --> 00:22:42,218
uh, I'm fine.

510
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:44,348
(CHUCKLES): Kate.

511
00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:47,013
Oh, my God, you're pregnant?

512
00:22:47,039 --> 00:22:49,821
Yeah. I know, I know. It's hard, um...

513
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,490
- it's hard to believe, but...
- Kate.

514
00:22:51,639 --> 00:22:53,940
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Oh. (CHUCKLES)

515
00:22:53,965 --> 00:22:56,577
That's amazing! I'm so happy for you!

516
00:22:56,602 --> 00:22:58,510
- (CHUCKLES) Thanks.
- Oh, my God.

517
00:22:58,732 --> 00:23:01,095
Yeah, but don't tell anyone,
because it's still real...

518
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,061
really early stages, okay?

519
00:23:03,189 --> 00:23:04,238
(MOUTHING)

520
00:23:04,294 --> 00:23:05,512
(SQUEALS, LAUGHS)

521
00:23:06,247 --> 00:23:08,084
(CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES)

522
00:23:10,524 --> 00:23:14,879
You may know him as
television's very own Manny,

523
00:23:15,053 --> 00:23:17,750
But the next item on our auction agenda

524
00:23:18,122 --> 00:23:19,785
is a whole lot more than that.

525
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:23,725
He's starring in Ron Howard's
new World War II epic,

526
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,541
<i>Hill 400, that just finished shooting.</i>

527
00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:35,456
- Oh, no, you d...
- (GASPS)

528
00:23:36,444 --> 00:23:38,303
Sorry, you don't...
you don't eat that part.

529
00:23:38,489 --> 00:23:39,930
You don't eat that part.

530
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,754
I'm sorry. I just didn't want
you to choke... that's all.

531
00:23:42,779 --> 00:23:43,852
You okay?

532
00:23:47,888 --> 00:23:49,714
I have to go to the bathroom.

533
00:23:57,152 --> 00:24:00,191
So, without further ado,

534
00:24:00,216 --> 00:24:02,997
may I introduce to you the one,

535
00:24:02,997 --> 00:24:05,514
the only, Kevin Pearson.

536
00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:06,592
(APPLAUSE)

537
00:24:06,592 --> 00:24:08,979
Uh, thank you for hitting me
back on a weekend.

538
00:24:09,004 --> 00:24:10,138
I really appreciate it.

539
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:13,543
Listen, I was just... I was hoping
we could get one more, uh...

540
00:24:13,861 --> 00:24:15,925
one more refill on the prescription.

541
00:24:16,006 --> 00:24:17,912
(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)

542
00:24:17,937 --> 00:24:21,031
Kevin Pearson, ladies and gentlemen.

543
00:24:21,228 --> 00:24:23,509
Right. No, I-I understand
you've already refilled

544
00:24:23,509 --> 00:24:25,117
the prescription one more time
than you should have,

545
00:24:25,141 --> 00:24:26,981
but I-I don't know why
it's that big of a deal.

546
00:24:27,063 --> 00:24:28,775
(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)

547
00:24:31,389 --> 00:24:32,734
Kevin Pearson!

548
00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:34,239
Well, I don't have a doctor out here.

549
00:24:37,123 --> 00:24:38,822
All right, look, you know what,
here's the thing though.

550
00:24:38,846 --> 00:24:40,533
If you can't help a guy
when he's in pain, right...

551
00:24:40,557 --> 00:24:42,471
Which I obviously am...
Then you're kind of useless.

552
00:24:42,495 --> 00:24:43,940
And-and, I'm sorry, I find it ridiculous

553
00:24:43,964 --> 00:24:45,275
that you're treating me this way.

554
00:24:45,299 --> 00:24:47,534
You know what, take my
headshot off the wall, okay?

555
00:24:47,559 --> 00:24:49,994
It's-it's a doctor's
office, not a diner.

556
00:24:50,521 --> 00:24:53,187
Hello? Hello?

557
00:24:53,898 --> 00:24:55,994
Excuse me. Excuse me.

558
00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,642
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
- (GRUNTS)

559
00:25:15,034 --> 00:25:16,173
Here you go, bud.

560
00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:22,242
Kevin's fine.

561
00:25:22,709 --> 00:25:23,859
I bet he's hungry.

562
00:25:24,503 --> 00:25:28,117
I know that you love
your brother, Randall,

563
00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:31,211
and you want him to
love you, and he does.

564
00:25:31,256 --> 00:25:33,193
- Yeah, right.
- He does.

565
00:25:33,432 --> 00:25:34,580
I promise you.

566
00:25:37,517 --> 00:25:39,228
But, look, sometimes...

567
00:25:40,219 --> 00:25:41,443
sometimes you got to...

568
00:25:42,111 --> 00:25:45,749
give people some space,
let them come to you.

569
00:25:48,196 --> 00:25:49,416
Just got to be patient.

570
00:25:49,797 --> 00:25:51,548
But I don't like patience.

571
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:53,126
Nobody likes patience.

572
00:26:01,177 --> 00:26:02,320
Hey, Kev.

573
00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:04,273
Randall.

574
00:26:07,322 --> 00:26:08,616
What are we doing?

575
00:26:09,166 --> 00:26:10,765
RANDALL: Deja's in there.

576
00:26:11,959 --> 00:26:13,241
Is she okay? Is she...

577
00:26:13,266 --> 00:26:15,767
- is she sick?
- Of me, I think.

578
00:26:16,349 --> 00:26:17,275
But she likes you.

579
00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:19,652
No. No, no, no.
She likes that I was the Manny.

580
00:26:19,677 --> 00:26:23,079
- No. Kev, bro, she likes you.
- (SIGHS)

581
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,859
You're good with her.
You're good with people.

582
00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:28,194
I come on too strong.

583
00:26:29,641 --> 00:26:31,508
That's why I'm standing
out here, trying to...

584
00:26:31,571 --> 00:26:33,706
stop myself from barging
into the women's room

585
00:26:33,731 --> 00:26:35,466
to make her talk to me.

586
00:26:37,338 --> 00:26:38,397
Madam.

587
00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:39,577
How are we?

588
00:26:40,777 --> 00:26:43,025
I should not go in there.

589
00:26:43,025 --> 00:26:44,992
No. No, you should not go in there.

590
00:26:45,017 --> 00:26:46,268
- But I'm going to.
- I know.

591
00:26:46,268 --> 00:26:47,368
I'm definitely going to.

592
00:26:47,393 --> 00:26:48,660
- Yep.
- Yeah.

593
00:26:49,353 --> 00:26:51,131
- (SIGHS)
- You know why?

594
00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,817
- Hmm?
- 'Cause you care too much.

595
00:26:53,065 --> 00:26:54,065
Yeah.

596
00:26:55,106 --> 00:26:56,278
You always have.

597
00:26:56,861 --> 00:26:57,895
You just...

598
00:26:59,341 --> 00:27:01,631
- You feel too much.
- Yeah.

599
00:27:01,979 --> 00:27:03,880
- And I... I mean, I... (CHUCKLES)
- Hmm.

600
00:27:03,984 --> 00:27:06,112
- I try not to feel anything at all.
- No, that's not true.

601
00:27:06,136 --> 00:27:08,514
It is true. It's true, Randall.

602
00:27:10,069 --> 00:27:11,243
Hey, you okay?

603
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,280
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

604
00:27:14,406 --> 00:27:16,493
Yeah. Yeah.

605
00:27:17,550 --> 00:27:18,550
Okay.

606
00:27:19,948 --> 00:27:21,103
I'm going in.

607
00:27:21,242 --> 00:27:23,267
- Hey, Randall. You know, there...
- Hmm?

608
00:27:24,724 --> 00:27:27,501
There could be a woman...
(WHISPERS) pooping in there.

609
00:27:29,573 --> 00:27:30,575
I know.

610
00:27:34,598 --> 00:27:36,094
Man coming in.

611
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:42,022
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
- (HORN HONKS)

612
00:27:42,491 --> 00:27:43,491
(ENGINE TURNS OFF)

613
00:27:43,847 --> 00:27:45,085
Jack Pearson?

614
00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,348
Yeah, I'm Jack.

615
00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:53,050
Got your wife on the radio.

616
00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:55,330
- She's patched through to the phone.
- (STATIC CRACKLING)

617
00:27:56,047 --> 00:27:57,226
Did she say what's wrong?

618
00:27:57,251 --> 00:28:00,004
No, she's been trying to reach
you all day. Just push to talk.

619
00:28:02,153 --> 00:28:03,180
(STATIC CRACKLING)

620
00:28:03,205 --> 00:28:04,585
Bec? <i>Bec, what's wrong?</i>

621
00:28:04,585 --> 00:28:06,436
Yeah, every-everybody's fine.
Everything's okay.

622
00:28:06,461 --> 00:28:08,376
Um, I just, uh...

623
00:28:09,653 --> 00:28:13,388
The nursing home where
your dad is at called.

624
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:16,042
My dad?

625
00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:19,404
And I couldn't get ahold
of you, so I came.

626
00:28:20,406 --> 00:28:21,964
<i>You're not mad at me, are you?</i>

627
00:28:21,964 --> 00:28:25,447
Wait, y-you're at
my father's nursing home?

628
00:28:25,447 --> 00:28:26,877
Wh-What's wrong with him?

629
00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:29,417
He's old.

630
00:28:30,129 --> 00:28:32,946
I think it's, uh, cirrhosis.

631
00:28:33,258 --> 00:28:34,370
But he's...

632
00:28:36,407 --> 00:28:37,589
dying, Jack.

633
00:28:37,614 --> 00:28:41,014
<i>I mean, I don't think that
he really has much time left.</i>

634
00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:47,204
Do you... want to come back?

635
00:28:57,123 --> 00:28:59,521
No, uh, I'm gonna stay
here with the boys.

636
00:28:59,913 --> 00:29:01,004
<i>Are you sure?</i>

637
00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:04,734
Yeah, I'm sure.

638
00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:09,348
I mean, is there anything
that you want me to... tell him?

639
00:29:16,405 --> 00:29:17,513
No.

640
00:29:19,197 --> 00:29:21,768
No, that man's been dead
to me for a long time.

641
00:29:27,246 --> 00:29:29,183
How are... how are the boys doing?

642
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:34,455
Well, baby steps, but...
we'll get there.

643
00:29:36,082 --> 00:29:37,587
You are a miracle.

644
00:29:38,104 --> 00:29:39,306
You know that, Jack?

645
00:29:40,047 --> 00:29:43,118
Coming from your dad
and being the dad that you are,

646
00:29:43,143 --> 00:29:45,119
you are a freaking miracle.

647
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,677
Yeah, well, takes one to know one, Bec.

648
00:29:53,761 --> 00:29:54,817
I love you.

649
00:29:55,570 --> 00:29:56,694
I love you, too.

650
00:29:58,154 --> 00:29:59,154
Bye.

651
00:30:00,011 --> 00:30:01,013
♪

652
00:30:17,596 --> 00:30:18,627
Hey, babe?

653
00:30:18,714 --> 00:30:19,736
Yeah?

654
00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:24,018
Uh, so, I got good and bad news.

655
00:30:24,043 --> 00:30:26,589
Uh-oh. Always bad news first.

656
00:30:27,616 --> 00:30:29,369
(SIGHS) I banged up the car.

657
00:30:29,557 --> 00:30:30,752
What? Are you all right?

658
00:30:30,938 --> 00:30:33,748
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
It was just a fender bender.

659
00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:35,650
(EXHALES) Okay.

660
00:30:36,498 --> 00:30:37,908
And the good news?

661
00:30:38,109 --> 00:30:40,455
The person I got in the
accident with was Madison.

662
00:30:40,616 --> 00:30:42,584
- Did you kill her?
- No.

663
00:30:42,618 --> 00:30:44,400
Oh. I thought you said it was good news.

664
00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,072
But I did tell her
that we were pregnant.

665
00:30:47,103 --> 00:30:48,244
- What?
- Mm-hmm.

666
00:30:48,335 --> 00:30:49,311
And?

667
00:30:49,336 --> 00:30:51,179
And it actually felt
good saying it out loud.

668
00:30:51,376 --> 00:30:52,366
Really?

669
00:30:52,391 --> 00:30:54,937
- And I want you to come with me.
- Okay, where are we going?

670
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:56,239
- Just come with me.
- Okay, where we going?

671
00:30:56,263 --> 00:30:57,934
- Don't ask questions.
- I'm right behind you.

672
00:30:57,958 --> 00:30:59,176
- I'm not gonna ask any questions.
- Okay.

673
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,200
Where are we going?

674
00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:02,807
(SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

675
00:31:06,078 --> 00:31:07,628
Ah, sorry about that. Mwah.

676
00:31:07,653 --> 00:31:10,245
How are you? So, what, uh...

677
00:31:10,933 --> 00:31:11,972
what'd I miss?

678
00:31:13,230 --> 00:31:14,245
Huh?

679
00:31:14,326 --> 00:31:16,069
You see that nice lady over there?

680
00:31:18,222 --> 00:31:20,227
- KEVIN: Uh-huh.
- She bought you.

681
00:31:20,985 --> 00:31:22,091
14 grand.

682
00:31:23,933 --> 00:31:25,052
(SIGHS)

683
00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,568
Oh. (STAMMERS) Like, I missed it?

684
00:31:28,827 --> 00:31:29,827
That you did.

685
00:31:32,654 --> 00:31:34,927
- Oh, wow.
- Where the hell were you, Kevin?

686
00:31:35,053 --> 00:31:36,521
Uh, I was in the...

687
00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:39,068
Ron called, you know?

688
00:31:39,093 --> 00:31:41,239
Something about dailies and
we need to reshoot a few things,

689
00:31:41,263 --> 00:31:43,529
I guess, or he thinks maybe
we do, maybe we don't...

690
00:31:43,554 --> 00:31:44,794
You embarrassed me.

691
00:31:45,836 --> 00:31:48,052
You embarrassed me
in front of my friends

692
00:31:48,993 --> 00:31:50,474
and coworkers.

693
00:31:54,661 --> 00:31:55,966
You're not gonna say anything?

694
00:31:55,991 --> 00:31:58,311
I don't know what you want me
to say though, you know? I...

695
00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:00,130
I'm sorry.

696
00:32:00,155 --> 00:32:02,068
Why? Why did you choose to get drunk?

697
00:32:02,093 --> 00:32:03,935
- Tonight. My night.
- Okay, calm down.

698
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,594
This wasn't like somebody, you know...

699
00:32:05,619 --> 00:32:07,256
Like, it wasn't a choice.
I didn't plan it.

700
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,038
Really? Somebody just
put a gun to your head

701
00:32:09,063 --> 00:32:10,335
and told you to drink a dozen bourbons?

702
00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:12,661
Okay. All right. Look, here we go.
Pile on, Sophie. The...

703
00:32:12,686 --> 00:32:14,116
- Jump in, the water's warm.
- Oh, no.

704
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:16,521
Don't you do that. Don't you
make me the nagging girlfriend

705
00:32:16,546 --> 00:32:19,154
- when you were a jerk. That...
- Okay. All right. No, no. Okay.

706
00:32:22,499 --> 00:32:23,521
(WHISPERS): I'm sorry.

707
00:32:24,482 --> 00:32:26,083
I'm sorry, okay?

708
00:32:27,942 --> 00:32:30,504
You're right. I'm-I'm just...
I'm, you know...

709
00:32:30,742 --> 00:32:31,818
You're what?

710
00:32:34,751 --> 00:32:36,161
You're what, Kevin?

711
00:32:38,059 --> 00:32:40,861
You've been weird ever since
you got back to New York.

712
00:32:40,886 --> 00:32:42,208
- Have I? Okay.
- Yeah.

713
00:32:42,233 --> 00:32:45,325
You know, I-I never should have agreed

714
00:32:45,350 --> 00:32:47,075
to come here tonight, okay?

715
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,622
I didn't want to let you down,
that's the truth, but I am...

716
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:54,060
I'm exhausted, you know?

717
00:32:57,511 --> 00:32:59,786
Now, look, I-I'm gonna...
I-I got to get...

718
00:33:00,866 --> 00:33:03,607
I probably just need some air,
so I'm gonna go, you know...

719
00:33:05,377 --> 00:33:07,224
I'll meet you back at your place, okay?

720
00:33:10,808 --> 00:33:11,966
♪

721
00:33:29,571 --> 00:33:31,850
DEJA: You gonna stand out there forever?

722
00:33:33,879 --> 00:33:34,879
Yep.

723
00:33:37,623 --> 00:33:39,546
You can't grab me like that.

724
00:33:46,687 --> 00:33:49,280
The second-to-last home was the worst.

725
00:33:50,657 --> 00:33:53,319
I was always in trouble there.
We all were.

726
00:33:58,371 --> 00:34:00,702
It was because of the magazines.

727
00:34:03,131 --> 00:34:05,561
Foster mom, Alice,

728
00:34:06,491 --> 00:34:10,460
she had these subscriptions
to all the beauty magazines...

729
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,217
<i>Glamour, Vogue, Cosmo.</i>

730
00:34:16,492 --> 00:34:19,249
I think her boyfriend knew
that we thought it was funny,

731
00:34:20,212 --> 00:34:21,880
'cause she was ugly.

732
00:34:22,023 --> 00:34:23,023
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

733
00:34:24,945 --> 00:34:26,788
She was butt-ugly.

734
00:34:29,702 --> 00:34:31,897
That's why he used them on us.

735
00:34:32,819 --> 00:34:34,069
The magazines.

736
00:34:37,246 --> 00:34:39,335
Because they didn't bruise much.

737
00:34:42,018 --> 00:34:44,366
That's why I don't like being grabbed.

738
00:34:49,668 --> 00:34:50,811
♪

739
00:34:53,696 --> 00:34:54,835
(DOOR UNLOCKS)

740
00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:15,511
- Okay.
- Okay.

741
00:35:15,542 --> 00:35:18,562
So you can tell anyone in here.

742
00:35:18,878 --> 00:35:20,113
And then we'll never come here again.

743
00:35:20,137 --> 00:35:21,300
- Anyone in here?
- Yeah.

744
00:35:21,325 --> 00:35:22,768
Okay, do I have to speak in code?

745
00:35:22,793 --> 00:35:23,933
Uh, 'cause I don't think
they're gonna get it.

746
00:35:23,957 --> 00:35:27,014
No. Go crazy. Use the "P" word.

747
00:35:27,195 --> 00:35:29,509
- Bold move. I like it.
- Mm.

748
00:35:29,768 --> 00:35:31,432
Um, I think that's my dude.

749
00:35:31,457 --> 00:35:33,167
Just-just wait right here, okay?

750
00:35:33,192 --> 00:35:34,518
- Okay.
- All right.

751
00:35:35,229 --> 00:35:37,189
Uh, excuse me, my good man.

752
00:35:37,319 --> 00:35:42,593
Do you think that you could play
just one song for me

753
00:35:42,618 --> 00:35:44,086
- on your house system?
- Uh...

754
00:35:44,086 --> 00:35:45,601
Just, uh, hear me out. Um...

755
00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:46,978
You see that beautiful woman over there?

756
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:50,298
She is pregnant with my child.

757
00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:52,181
Well, congrats, man. That's awesome.

758
00:35:52,206 --> 00:35:54,432
Thanks. So, what do you say?

759
00:35:55,425 --> 00:35:56,435
(EXHALES)

760
00:35:56,813 --> 00:35:58,189
- One song. Great.
- Just this once.

761
00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:00,029
Okay, it's my happy song,
and it's all cued up.

762
00:36:00,287 --> 00:36:02,320
Uh, he's just gonna
charge it a little for me.

763
00:36:02,345 --> 00:36:03,883
Those batteries, they go... (WHOOSHES)

764
00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:06,186
So he's just gonna charge it.

765
00:36:06,242 --> 00:36:07,952
("ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU" BY
HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH PLAYING)

766
00:36:07,976 --> 00:36:09,533
- Toby?
- What?

767
00:36:09,939 --> 00:36:11,120
- Tobias?
- I'm sorry.

768
00:36:11,145 --> 00:36:13,647
I'm sorry, I... had to.

769
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:18,613
♪ You and me, we come from
different worlds... ♪

770
00:36:19,281 --> 00:36:20,604
How's it going? We're pregnant.

771
00:36:20,629 --> 00:36:21,843
Hi there. We're having a baby.

772
00:36:21,843 --> 00:36:23,477
♪ When I look at other girls ♪

773
00:36:23,502 --> 00:36:25,451
♪ Sometimes you're crazy ♪

774
00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:27,701
♪ And you wonder why ♪

775
00:36:27,830 --> 00:36:31,779
♪ I'm such a baby 'cause
the Dolphins make me cry ♪

776
00:36:31,804 --> 00:36:34,435
♪ Well, there's nothing I can do ♪

777
00:36:35,136 --> 00:36:37,310
♪ I've been looking for
a girl like you... ♪

778
00:36:37,335 --> 00:36:38,335
(KATE SHRIEKS)

779
00:36:38,369 --> 00:36:39,412
(LAUGHING)

780
00:36:39,966 --> 00:36:41,709
All right, we can go now.

781
00:36:41,945 --> 00:36:45,078
♪ You look at me, you got
nothing left to say. ♪

782
00:36:45,599 --> 00:36:47,019
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

783
00:36:48,151 --> 00:36:49,300
(MUSIC STOPS)

784
00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:51,075
(SIGHS)

785
00:36:59,702 --> 00:37:00,902
♪

786
00:37:33,396 --> 00:37:35,025
Are these cold yet?

787
00:37:35,050 --> 00:37:37,690
♪

788
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,735
You guys have one of those for me?

789
00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:45,977
Here.

790
00:37:46,370 --> 00:37:48,082
(GRUNTS) Hand me that bag.

791
00:37:53,748 --> 00:37:55,194
You better spin that one.

792
00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:57,593
(CHUCKLES) Ooh! Ooh!

793
00:38:07,887 --> 00:38:09,269
Jack's not coming.

794
00:38:24,623 --> 00:38:27,433
("BALLAD OF THE DYING MAN"
BY FATHER JOHN MISTY PLAYING)

795
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:34,251
Just so you know,

796
00:38:35,036 --> 00:38:38,025
your son is a great father

797
00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:41,215
<i>and provider and husband.</i>

798
00:38:41,896 --> 00:38:44,055
<i>You think you screwed
him up, but you didn't.</i>

799
00:38:44,434 --> 00:38:46,445
<i>- You only made him stronger.
- (HOWLING)</i>

800
00:38:47,070 --> 00:38:48,226
(ALL HOWLING)

801
00:38:49,657 --> 00:38:54,396
♪ Naturally the dying man
wonders to himself... ♪

802
00:38:54,421 --> 00:38:55,624
(HOWLING CONTINUES)

803
00:38:56,578 --> 00:38:59,113
♪ Had his commentary been more lucid ♪

804
00:38:59,138 --> 00:39:01,807
- ♪ Than anybody else? ♪
- (HORN HONKS)

805
00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:06,060
♪ And had he successfully beaten ♪

806
00:39:06,085 --> 00:39:07,986
♪ Back the rising tide... ♪

807
00:39:08,093 --> 00:39:09,162
- Hi!
- Hi!

808
00:39:09,187 --> 00:39:10,560
(LAUGHS): I missed you.

809
00:39:11,994 --> 00:39:13,099
Hey, bud.

810
00:39:13,238 --> 00:39:14,671
- It was so awesome.
- Yeah?

811
00:39:14,838 --> 00:39:16,554
- Gonna get you!
- (KIDS CHATTERING PLAYFULLY)

812
00:39:16,578 --> 00:39:17,654
(REBECCA LAUGHS)

813
00:39:20,568 --> 00:39:22,896
♪ Lord, just a little more ♪

814
00:39:23,258 --> 00:39:25,373
♪ Time ♪

815
00:39:33,103 --> 00:39:34,310
♪ Oh, in ♪

816
00:39:35,371 --> 00:39:40,049
♪ No time at all ♪

817
00:39:40,074 --> 00:39:44,105
♪ This'll be the distant ♪

818
00:39:44,130 --> 00:39:45,667
♪ Past... ♪

819
00:39:46,325 --> 00:39:49,437
Hi, um, this is Kevin Pearson,
the actor.

820
00:39:49,437 --> 00:39:52,240
Listen, I was, um, a patient
of Dr. Miller's

821
00:39:52,273 --> 00:39:53,751
a couple years ago.

822
00:39:55,503 --> 00:39:56,791
I'm in a lot of pain,

823
00:39:56,791 --> 00:40:00,787
so, uh, call me back, please.

824
00:40:00,787 --> 00:40:03,122
♪ Time at all ♪

825
00:40:03,156 --> 00:40:06,893
♪ This'll be the distant ♪

826
00:40:06,926 --> 00:40:09,128
♪ Past ♪

827
00:40:10,764 --> 00:40:13,933
♪ What he'd give for one more day... ♪

828
00:40:13,967 --> 00:40:15,268
BOY: Where are we?

829
00:40:15,301 --> 00:40:17,871
(grunts, sighs)

830
00:40:20,143 --> 00:40:22,495
Look who finally woke up.

831
00:40:23,846 --> 00:40:24,892
Where's Dad?

832
00:40:25,198 --> 00:40:26,521
In there.

833
00:40:26,933 --> 00:40:28,830
When's he coming back?

834
00:40:29,419 --> 00:40:31,421
Probably not for a while.

835
00:40:31,454 --> 00:40:34,256
But don't worry, Nicky,
I'm not going anywhere.

836
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:37,693
I'm not going anywhere.

837
00:40:39,995 --> 00:40:42,698
♪ Eventually the dying man ♪

838
00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,967
♪ Takes his final breath ♪

839
00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:49,071
♪ But first checks his news feed ♪

840
00:40:49,104 --> 00:40:52,642
♪ To see what he's about to miss ♪

841
00:40:52,975 --> 00:40:55,911
♪ It occurs to him ♪

842
00:40:55,945 --> 00:40:58,710
♪ A little late in the game ♪

843
00:40:58,948 --> 00:41:03,580
♪ We leave as clueless as we came ♪

844
00:41:04,053 --> 00:41:06,389
♪ From the rented heavens ♪

845
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:09,559
♪ To the shadows in the cave ♪

846
00:41:10,893 --> 00:41:13,629
♪ We'll all be wrong ♪

847
00:41:13,663 --> 00:41:16,832
♪ Someday ♪

848
00:41:19,669 --> 00:41:22,672
♪ Oh, oh... ♪

849
00:41:26,809 --> 00:41:30,580
♪ Oh, oh... ♪

850
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:38,120
(boys chattering excitedly)

851
00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:47,630
♪ Oh, oh... ♪

