1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,500 Previously on "You"... 2 00:00:02,501 --> 00:00:04,250 Your old phone, which I have, 3 00:00:04,251 --> 00:00:06,085 is still logged into the cloud, 4 00:00:06,086 --> 00:00:09,121 and that means I'm still logged into to you. 5 00:00:09,122 --> 00:00:10,623 - I'm a poet. - Get off the stage. 6 00:00:10,624 --> 00:00:12,058 Laugh it up. 7 00:00:12,059 --> 00:00:13,659 Did you move here to be something? 8 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:15,061 I did, but it's not working out. 9 00:00:15,062 --> 00:00:16,896 Do you think I'm unremarkable? 10 00:00:16,897 --> 00:00:18,664 Unremarkable people don't worry 11 00:00:18,665 --> 00:00:20,266 about being unremarkable. 12 00:00:20,267 --> 00:00:22,969 - So good to see you, hon. - You too, Dad. 13 00:00:22,970 --> 00:00:25,037 The addict part was true I see, but he never died. 14 00:00:25,038 --> 00:00:26,605 He's here. He's alive. 15 00:00:26,606 --> 00:00:28,274 Could be helpful to write about him. 16 00:00:28,275 --> 00:00:31,010 Benji was the worst kind of poison. 17 00:00:31,011 --> 00:00:32,778 The peanut allergy was real. 18 00:00:32,779 --> 00:00:35,413 Guess Benji is gonna die an honest man. 19 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:38,244 I gotta come home to you bitching at... 20 00:00:38,245 --> 00:00:40,530 - It's not okay to yell. - Grown-ups do it all the time. 21 00:00:40,531 --> 00:00:41,832 Grown-ups are assholes. 22 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:44,168 I told this guy, "Stay away from my girlfriend's kid". 23 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,137 - He seems a little neglected. - That's it, I... 24 00:00:46,138 --> 00:00:47,538 All right, all right, all right. 25 00:00:47,539 --> 00:00:49,891 This is a lovely collection. 26 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,117 - That's funny. - There's a book missing. 27 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:53,636 Joe was looking at it. 28 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:56,138 I, of course, never had any intention of keeping the book. 29 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,173 If Peach still has a problem, 30 00:00:58,174 --> 00:00:59,908 I won't let her get in the way of us, Beck. 31 00:00:59,909 --> 00:01:01,152 I won't. 32 00:01:08,884 --> 00:01:10,385 Good morning. 33 00:01:10,386 --> 00:01:12,253 This is my favorite time of day, 34 00:01:12,254 --> 00:01:14,755 when it's just the two of us. 35 00:01:20,396 --> 00:01:22,529 Were you watching me sleep? 36 00:01:29,438 --> 00:01:31,238 Creeper. 37 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:36,753 I love our little routine. 38 00:01:36,754 --> 00:01:38,822 Always the same but never stale. 39 00:01:38,823 --> 00:01:40,257 Sex... 40 00:01:40,258 --> 00:01:42,759 Showers, more sex. 41 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,462 Breakfast, avocado salted, bacon crispy, every day. 42 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,183 Your father was never consistent, 43 00:01:50,184 --> 00:01:53,052 and you're still healing from that, with my help. 44 00:01:53,053 --> 00:01:54,554 Mmm. 45 00:01:54,555 --> 00:01:56,456 Uh, do you mind if I keep working? 46 00:01:56,457 --> 00:01:58,191 - I just have tons... - Eat, work. 47 00:01:58,192 --> 00:02:00,026 I'll fold the laundry. 48 00:02:00,027 --> 00:02:02,295 That's right, Beck, I even do your damn laundry. 49 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,696 I protect your time. 50 00:02:03,697 --> 00:02:05,098 I let you focus on your work. 51 00:02:05,099 --> 00:02:06,733 And guess what. 52 00:02:06,734 --> 00:02:08,401 Now that I've made our mornings sacred, 53 00:02:08,402 --> 00:02:10,036 you're actually writing. 54 00:02:10,037 --> 00:02:11,838 Free of distraction. 55 00:02:11,839 --> 00:02:13,540 Mostly. 56 00:02:13,541 --> 00:02:15,375 ...hear your bitching every night! 57 00:02:15,376 --> 00:02:17,477 Ron and Claudia again? 58 00:02:17,478 --> 00:02:20,446 If the goddamn dishes ever got done, 59 00:02:20,447 --> 00:02:22,482 I wouldn't be stuck doing goddamn... 60 00:02:22,483 --> 00:02:24,217 You watch it! 61 00:02:24,218 --> 00:02:25,802 Can't you say something? 62 00:02:25,803 --> 00:02:28,163 I don't like to mess with other people's lives. 63 00:02:28,389 --> 00:02:29,806 Maybe you should? 64 00:02:29,807 --> 00:02:32,107 Anyway, I gotta get to class. 65 00:02:34,411 --> 00:02:36,946 The worst thing about our mornings? 66 00:02:36,947 --> 00:02:39,749 They always end. 67 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:41,902 I pass the time by counting down 68 00:02:41,903 --> 00:02:43,619 to the next moment I see you. 69 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:46,048 You're teaching me to be more patient, 70 00:02:46,256 --> 00:02:49,392 and god knows I need the help when it comes to your friends. 71 00:02:49,393 --> 00:02:51,994 For some reason we share our nights with your friends, 72 00:02:51,995 --> 00:02:54,974 and appointment viewing like "The Bachelor". 73 00:02:55,165 --> 00:02:58,668 How can self-respecting women tolerate this crap? 74 00:02:58,669 --> 00:03:00,970 Sometimes, I swear, I'm the only real feminist you know. 75 00:03:00,971 --> 00:03:04,099 It's either a full Brazilian, or like full bush, 76 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,125 and it's like, 77 00:03:05,126 --> 00:03:08,069 "Listen, my snooch is the third bowl of porridge. 78 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:11,098 I mean, meet me halfway lady." It's like insane. 79 00:03:11,099 --> 00:03:12,265 That's hilarious. 80 00:03:12,266 --> 00:03:14,735 These girls are even more tedious in person. 81 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:18,972 Lynn is a dark cavern where conversations go to die. 82 00:03:18,973 --> 00:03:21,508 - That's hilarious. - What personality she has 83 00:03:21,509 --> 00:03:24,011 is only activated by low-calorie girly cocktails, 84 00:03:24,012 --> 00:03:26,646 which is doubtless why she drinks so much. 85 00:03:26,647 --> 00:03:29,449 Annika's decided I'm so amazing... which, true... 86 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:31,251 but joining Team Joe is just the latest move 87 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,253 in her cold war with queen bitch herself, 88 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,322 Peach goddamn Salinger. 89 00:03:35,323 --> 00:03:37,524 Oh, hope you didn't start the fun without me. 90 00:03:37,525 --> 00:03:38,583 Oh, we did. 91 00:03:38,584 --> 00:03:41,169 Annika, thank God for that chest of yours, 92 00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:43,088 otherwise you'd be spilling guac all over 93 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,840 that Himalayan blanket I got Beck. 94 00:03:44,841 --> 00:03:47,693 So goes the endless merry-go-round of food issues. 95 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,511 Peach snipes at Annika's body. 96 00:03:49,512 --> 00:03:51,930 Annika rubs her assets in Peach's face, 97 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:55,243 which as defense mechanisms go beats the hell out of crying. 98 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,620 I can get you some paper towels. 99 00:03:58,379 --> 00:04:01,022 - Wait up, I need a refill. - No, no. 100 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:02,399 I got it, I'll take care of you. 101 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,566 No, no, it's all right, I could use the company. 102 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:10,941 Oh, this is so much more fun than girl's night classic. 103 00:04:10,942 --> 00:04:12,943 You know, when it was just us girls? 104 00:04:12,944 --> 00:04:14,710 Peach has it out for me. 105 00:04:14,711 --> 00:04:16,778 Probably shouldn't have stolen her copy of "Oz", 106 00:04:16,779 --> 00:04:18,907 or maybe I shouldn't have returned it. 107 00:04:18,908 --> 00:04:20,625 But all that's behind me, Beck. 108 00:04:20,626 --> 00:04:22,427 If I just keep being the perfect boyfriend, 109 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:24,429 you'll realize that life is so much healthier 110 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,164 away from this toxicity. 111 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:30,368 Joseph, I was thinking about thinning out my library, 112 00:04:30,369 --> 00:04:32,137 and I thought I'd ask the expert. 113 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:34,056 What's a book like this worth? 114 00:04:34,057 --> 00:04:36,291 She's still trying to build a case that I'd be willing 115 00:04:36,292 --> 00:04:37,893 to swipe the damn thing. 116 00:04:37,894 --> 00:04:41,029 Well, it's printed by Riley in Britain. 117 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:43,023 An original, a rarity. 118 00:04:43,024 --> 00:04:44,225 Mm. 119 00:04:44,859 --> 00:04:47,761 Guess I better act quick, before some desperate person 120 00:04:47,762 --> 00:04:49,630 tries to steal my little beauty away. 121 00:04:49,631 --> 00:04:52,199 The real tragedy would be not appreciating what you have. 122 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,935 If I were you, I'd hold on to her forever. 123 00:04:54,936 --> 00:04:57,263 But what do I know? I'm just a book store clerk. 124 00:05:01,576 --> 00:05:03,668 I'm trying, Beck. I am. 125 00:05:03,669 --> 00:05:06,504 But your friends bring out the worst in me. 126 00:05:06,505 --> 00:05:07,804 - Scoot, scoot. - Okay. 127 00:05:15,832 --> 00:05:19,218 And then Rastish taught me this. 128 00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:22,939 D minor. Goose bumps, babe. 129 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:24,209 Is that a D minor? 130 00:05:24,885 --> 00:05:26,584 Hi Joe! 131 00:05:26,783 --> 00:05:30,212 This place is... 132 00:05:30,653 --> 00:05:32,001 musty. 133 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:34,489 Hi! Hi! 134 00:05:34,490 --> 00:05:36,625 Annika, what brings you to Mooney's? 135 00:05:36,626 --> 00:05:38,360 Your website, 136 00:05:38,361 --> 00:05:42,864 and the deep sadness it evokes. 137 00:05:42,865 --> 00:05:46,687 I mean, did you do this in MySpace? 138 00:05:46,836 --> 00:05:50,072 I've been telling Joe we need to modernize. 139 00:05:50,073 --> 00:05:52,300 Joe, I have 3.6 million followers, 140 00:05:52,301 --> 00:05:54,719 and I get 12k for a selfie in glasses. 141 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,321 But I'm willing to do Mooney's for free, 142 00:05:57,322 --> 00:06:00,557 out of the kindness of my big-ass heart. 143 00:06:03,128 --> 00:06:05,462 - All right, let's do it. - Yay! 144 00:06:05,773 --> 00:06:09,809 If you need some authentic Russian folk vibes, I can, uh... 145 00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:12,296 Thank you, but I got this. 146 00:06:16,057 --> 00:06:20,517 Smart bitches get their brains juiced at Mooney's. 147 00:06:20,518 --> 00:06:22,490 #stacked. 148 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:25,809 If you ever wonder what it takes to become an influencer, 149 00:06:25,810 --> 00:06:29,713 specifically a body-positive Insta-celeb, be shameless. 150 00:06:29,714 --> 00:06:32,016 Annika's turning her curves into an empire, 151 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:35,510 inspiring the ladies, arousing the gentlemen, everyone wins. 152 00:06:35,511 --> 00:06:36,928 It would be genuinely empowering 153 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:38,697 if it weren't so clearly a rebellion against 154 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:42,051 being Peach's, quote, "Fat friend from prep school". 155 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,062 And what's this? 156 00:06:46,063 --> 00:06:48,531 Thank you, Annika's private Facebook. 157 00:06:48,532 --> 00:06:51,151 Hello nose job. 158 00:06:51,152 --> 00:06:52,569 And just like that, 159 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:54,821 I know how to repay Annika for her kindness. 160 00:06:54,822 --> 00:06:58,425 Annika, why the hell is this not on your Insta? 161 00:06:58,426 --> 00:07:00,794 Oh my god, because it's mortifying. 162 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:04,473 I mean, I'm adorkable, but Peach. 163 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,249 Phew. 164 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:09,145 Lucky she is not on Facebook. 165 00:07:09,779 --> 00:07:11,480 It is cute, though. 166 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,940 Do you run everything you post by Peach first? 167 00:07:15,941 --> 00:07:17,612 Hell no. 168 00:07:19,051 --> 00:07:20,597 You're right, screw it. 169 00:07:20,598 --> 00:07:22,165 This is the ultimate throwback. 170 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:25,035 I just need a brilliant caption. 171 00:07:25,339 --> 00:07:29,849 How about, "Bitches being our most authentic selves". 172 00:07:30,141 --> 00:07:35,279 Joe, it's like you're in my brain. 173 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,257 No, I just know her audience. 174 00:07:38,766 --> 00:07:41,076 Team Joe, one. Peach, zero. 175 00:07:41,077 --> 00:07:44,145 You'd be proud of me, Beck. I'm a good friend. 176 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:51,921 Hi Allison, you wanted to see me? 177 00:07:51,922 --> 00:07:54,293 Guinevere, please, sit. 178 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:58,093 I understand that some things are harder than others 179 00:07:58,094 --> 00:07:59,762 to write about. 180 00:07:59,763 --> 00:08:03,432 Our own families are usually the top of the list. 181 00:08:03,433 --> 00:08:05,993 - I'm glad you stuck with it. - Thank you. 182 00:08:05,994 --> 00:08:08,103 My lit agent's assistant just got promoted, 183 00:08:08,104 --> 00:08:10,973 and may be able to connect you with some jobs for hire. 184 00:08:10,974 --> 00:08:13,108 Personal essays, reviews. 185 00:08:13,109 --> 00:08:17,313 I'm in. I am so in. Thank you, Allison. 186 00:08:17,314 --> 00:08:19,114 I'll forward her contact info to you. 187 00:08:19,115 --> 00:08:20,945 Okay. 188 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:26,988 And Beck, I was sorry to read about your father's passing. 189 00:08:34,898 --> 00:08:37,866 Peach tried hard to get you for a girls' night, 190 00:08:37,867 --> 00:08:39,551 but you picked me. 191 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:42,654 Joe, two. Peach, bupkis. 192 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,824 Whoa! 193 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:47,726 I think you might be a little overdressed for sushi. 194 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:50,228 No, no, you're underdressed for the celebration 195 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:51,831 I have planned. 196 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,484 The theme of our evening is Fitzgerald and Zelda. 197 00:08:56,485 --> 00:08:57,652 Ooh. 198 00:08:57,653 --> 00:08:59,153 Which one of us is Zelda? 199 00:08:59,154 --> 00:09:01,674 Me, obviously. 200 00:09:02,558 --> 00:09:05,060 We begin at the Palm Court, 201 00:09:05,061 --> 00:09:07,796 where our literary couple famously danced 202 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:08,955 in the plaza fountain... 203 00:09:08,956 --> 00:09:10,657 Where a burger costs 30 bucks. 204 00:09:10,658 --> 00:09:12,358 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 205 00:09:12,359 --> 00:09:14,726 You're gonna want to be in something a little jazzier. 206 00:09:15,563 --> 00:09:17,130 We will be sitting in the very both 207 00:09:17,131 --> 00:09:19,365 where F. Scott conceived of Gatsby. 208 00:09:19,366 --> 00:09:20,508 That seems fake. 209 00:09:20,509 --> 00:09:23,360 And then after we've snarked about our $50 goat cheese cake, 210 00:09:23,512 --> 00:09:24,804 a horse-drawn carriage 211 00:09:24,805 --> 00:09:26,708 will take us to an even more exclusive club... 212 00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:27,732 No way. 213 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:31,907 Where Zelda herself danced the night away. 214 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,506 Oh, that's weird. 215 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,292 Annika never calls. 216 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,579 Hey Annika. 217 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,882 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's wrong? 218 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:46,552 What video? 219 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,921 I've got a bad feeling, Beck. 220 00:09:53,545 --> 00:09:55,835 "Click on my profile". Hmm. 221 00:09:55,836 --> 00:09:57,587 I have black guys. 222 00:09:57,588 --> 00:10:00,256 That's they... like, they see me, 223 00:10:00,257 --> 00:10:02,492 and they're like, "Damn, girl", you know? 224 00:10:02,493 --> 00:10:05,094 Where are the white guys 225 00:10:05,095 --> 00:10:07,615 that want a girl with a big butt? 226 00:10:07,965 --> 00:10:11,059 - Posted anonymously? - Yikes. 227 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:14,129 This looks old, but casual racism is evergreen, 228 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:16,398 and the Internet is turning against Annika 229 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:18,199 at the speed of outrage. 230 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,367 Of course, I can come over. 231 00:10:20,507 --> 00:10:22,341 But the timing, Beck. 232 00:10:22,342 --> 00:10:24,277 A video from college, today, 233 00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:26,349 in response to Annika taking a stand against Peach? 234 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,319 Connect the damn dots. 235 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,824 - I have to go. - Annika's having like... 236 00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:32,859 - Okay, go. - Be with your friend. 237 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:35,029 Help her push Peach out a window. 238 00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:37,298 I'll text you tomorrow. 239 00:10:37,299 --> 00:10:38,304 I made a mistake, 240 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,130 underestimated Peach, her cruelty. 241 00:10:41,131 --> 00:10:43,258 Today it's Annika. Tomorrow it could be you. 242 00:10:43,259 --> 00:10:44,300 Us. 243 00:10:44,301 --> 00:10:47,554 Beck, I may never be able to prove your best friend 244 00:10:47,555 --> 00:10:50,098 is capable of destroying you with a flick of her wrist, 245 00:10:50,099 --> 00:10:52,801 but that won't stop me from trying. 246 00:10:57,611 --> 00:10:59,411 I'm sorry I'll miss you this morning, 247 00:10:59,412 --> 00:11:00,846 but this is what it's come to. 248 00:11:00,847 --> 00:11:02,915 I'm running. I'm a runner now. 249 00:11:02,916 --> 00:11:06,151 Until yesterday I put all my effort into avoiding Peach. 250 00:11:06,152 --> 00:11:07,987 But you know what they say, 251 00:11:07,988 --> 00:11:10,956 "Keep your friends close, and your enemies..." 252 00:11:10,957 --> 00:11:12,858 Keep losing your enemies, 253 00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:15,461 because you're so goddamn out of shape. 254 00:11:15,462 --> 00:11:18,464 Why does my kidney hurt? This is torture. 255 00:11:18,465 --> 00:11:20,833 But I have to know what we're up against. 256 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:23,602 I need to get into her head. 257 00:11:23,603 --> 00:11:25,834 So exhibit A, 258 00:11:25,835 --> 00:11:28,540 Peach starts every day by punishing her own body. 259 00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:32,211 Sadomasochist? Orthorexic? Jury's still out. 260 00:11:32,212 --> 00:11:35,948 Exhibit B, Peach is loathed at work. 261 00:11:35,949 --> 00:11:40,185 Jaden, the Jacobsen chairs you ordered are knockoffs, 262 00:11:40,186 --> 00:11:42,288 and the specs on the Vanderbilt townhouse 263 00:11:42,289 --> 00:11:44,623 were supposed to be at my office by seven A.M. 264 00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:46,358 It's 6:50. 265 00:11:46,359 --> 00:11:48,494 - Entitled? Nepotized? - We're getting warmer. 266 00:11:48,495 --> 00:11:50,996 She doesn't go anywhere without that laptop. 267 00:11:50,997 --> 00:11:53,565 If only I could see inside. 268 00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:57,069 Exhibit C in our tour of Peach's psyche, 269 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:58,804 gauche, demented. 270 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,572 If this is the fruit of Peach's imagination, 271 00:12:00,573 --> 00:12:03,174 there's no telling what horrors she's capable of. 272 00:12:05,012 --> 00:12:06,912 Well, at least I have your old phone, 273 00:12:06,913 --> 00:12:10,615 so I sometimes get a little warning before miss congeniality appears. 274 00:12:15,639 --> 00:12:17,773 Hey. Is Joseph here? 275 00:12:17,774 --> 00:12:21,810 Yeah, he's, uh, somewhere working. 276 00:12:21,811 --> 00:12:23,845 Morning Joseph! 277 00:12:25,649 --> 00:12:27,549 Anyways, what's the big news? 278 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:30,674 Okay, so I don't want to be tacky and steal the spotlight 279 00:12:30,675 --> 00:12:32,375 from Annika's meltdown last night, 280 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:36,945 but, um, my professor is hooking me up with an agent. 281 00:12:37,405 --> 00:12:38,682 Beck! 282 00:12:38,683 --> 00:12:41,444 That's amazing and surprising, but... 283 00:12:41,619 --> 00:12:44,354 Shit! I'm so mad at myself. 284 00:12:44,355 --> 00:12:46,157 What do you mean? 285 00:12:46,757 --> 00:12:48,959 You know, with my family and everything, 286 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,694 I have agency connections, 287 00:12:50,695 --> 00:12:53,964 so I was gonna call a friend, Roger Stevens. 288 00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,765 Roger Stevens? 289 00:12:55,766 --> 00:12:58,602 Doesn't he rep, like, famous writers? 290 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,204 You mean like, Pulitzer winners, 291 00:13:01,205 --> 00:13:02,606 Booker Prize finalists, 292 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,841 67% of the Time's Best Sellers list? 293 00:13:04,842 --> 00:13:06,810 Yeah, Beck, I'd say Roger Stevens 294 00:13:06,811 --> 00:13:08,445 has repped some famous writers, 295 00:13:08,446 --> 00:13:11,014 which, no offense, begs the question, 296 00:13:11,015 --> 00:13:13,817 why would he be interested in an MFA student? 297 00:13:13,818 --> 00:13:16,519 You can write for magazines, totally, you know? 298 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,556 That's legit, honest work. Like, what Annika does. 299 00:13:21,282 --> 00:13:23,460 But Roger doesn't sell articles, you know? 300 00:13:23,461 --> 00:13:25,895 He represents real authors. 301 00:13:25,896 --> 00:13:29,199 So it just depends on who you want to be. 302 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,309 I mean, if you can introduce us. 303 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,944 Happy to, yeah. 304 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,145 He and I know each other from when he was a counselor 305 00:13:35,146 --> 00:13:37,381 at my Jew camp, so... 306 00:13:37,927 --> 00:13:39,150 You know what? 307 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,652 Joseph! 308 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,180 Joseph! Joseph? 309 00:13:43,181 --> 00:13:44,823 I didn't know you were here, Peach, hey. 310 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,117 We are gonna need you to shut this place down 311 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,052 tomorrow night for a private party. 312 00:13:49,053 --> 00:13:50,587 You know, it's perfect. 313 00:13:50,588 --> 00:13:53,323 Roger is obsessed with the sad and gritty New York. 314 00:13:53,324 --> 00:13:56,892 I'll take care of everything, if you can just, 315 00:13:57,007 --> 00:14:00,063 you know, clean up a little. 316 00:14:00,064 --> 00:14:03,734 - You're amazing. Thank you. - Of course. 317 00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:05,986 You don't owe me anything, okay? 318 00:14:06,337 --> 00:14:07,863 Happy to. 319 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,273 Oh, but you do, Beck. 320 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:14,060 But what am I supposed to do, root for your failure? 321 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,796 That's not love. It's not me. 322 00:14:20,134 --> 00:14:21,900 "Wuthering Heights", huh? 323 00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:30,810 It's a near perfect cover 324 00:14:30,811 --> 00:14:36,081 for "Juvenilia: The Prosecution of Minors in New York State". 325 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,263 I hear what goes on when Ron gets drunk. 326 00:14:51,331 --> 00:14:52,632 I get it. 327 00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:55,335 You want options, legally defensible options. 328 00:14:55,336 --> 00:14:57,403 Maybe you're trying to figure out what would happen 329 00:14:57,404 --> 00:14:58,771 if you took a swing at Ron? 330 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:02,876 Put yourself between him and your mom? 331 00:15:02,877 --> 00:15:05,311 Well, screw the book, I can tell you what will happen. 332 00:15:05,312 --> 00:15:07,906 Best case, you hurt him. 333 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,742 Worst case, he hurts you back. 334 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,610 Someone at school will see what he did to you. 335 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,612 Next thing you know, CPS is at your door, 336 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,113 you have 30 minutes to pack a bag. 337 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,549 Your mom loses custody. 338 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,219 You get punted from group home to group home to group home, 339 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,054 until you're 18, or you get fed up 340 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,972 and see if you can hack it on the streets. 341 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:27,625 Maybe you can do that. I couldn't. 342 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:49,048 Read this, instead. "The Count of Monte Cristo". 343 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,684 It's another Dumas, and we'll talk when you're done. 344 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:53,418 What's it about? 345 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,372 Revenge, but more importantly, 346 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,439 living with the enemy. 347 00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:15,290 So he gives the Pulitzer back, and he's like, 348 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,658 "I'll have to trust you, 349 00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:19,127 I wrote the whole thing on acid." 350 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,800 Hi. 351 00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:27,719 I thought you said this would be casual? 352 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,954 - Oh. - Come on, I'll introduce you. 353 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:32,723 Wait, I need to get a drink first. 354 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,601 Don't be nervous. 355 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,169 Just be yourself. 356 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,037 I can't be myself. 357 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,373 I mean, the only reason an agent like Roger Stevens 358 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,475 would even be interested in me are my stupid essays 359 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,845 about my stupid dead dad, who is very much alive. 360 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,081 Okay, so don't be yourself, be more interesting. 361 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,517 You know, half the authors you've ever read 362 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,219 made up personas. 363 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,655 You know the Fitzgerald and the fountain story 364 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,555 is tourism-fueled bullshit, 365 00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:09,227 so give this guy a version of Beck, 366 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,563 birthed by the same formidable, 367 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:15,599 creative mind that put those words to paper. 368 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:21,916 Fitzgerald. 369 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,608 And Zelda. 370 00:17:31,776 --> 00:17:34,919 Oh, Roger, this is Guinevere Beck, 371 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,055 the writer I was telling you about. 372 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,923 Guinevere, my lady, I love it. 373 00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,859 It's so old-fashioned, mwah. 374 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,594 Just call me Beck. A lady, I am not. 375 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:47,532 Well, I am going to go check on the pear water. 376 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,109 Be back. 377 00:17:50,346 --> 00:17:52,070 So, how long have you known Peach? 378 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,723 Since her Adderall days. You? 379 00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:58,184 Uh, you know, since I started selling her Adderall. 380 00:17:58,185 --> 00:18:00,169 Ah. 381 00:18:01,388 --> 00:18:05,625 Hard not to stare, right? Roger keeps it tight. 382 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:09,303 I guess the book business isn't always so pale and flaccid. 383 00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:11,931 Did Beck tell you I started jogging? 384 00:18:11,932 --> 00:18:13,299 Fun. 385 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,967 Runner's high is better than sex, 386 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,429 and for some may last longer. 387 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,071 Touché, bitch. 388 00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:23,423 Honestly, I'm starting to think people who run just hate themselves. 389 00:18:23,424 --> 00:18:26,245 No, it's all about the music, Joseph. 390 00:18:26,246 --> 00:18:29,649 Find the right song, and the whole thing becomes effortless. 391 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,149 Like Roger and Beck. 392 00:18:33,461 --> 00:18:35,197 Can I be honest? 393 00:18:36,089 --> 00:18:38,490 She's lucky she has me. 394 00:18:39,175 --> 00:18:41,669 Beck rarely knows what's best for her. 395 00:18:42,196 --> 00:18:44,630 I couldn't agree more. 396 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,144 Of course, password protected. 397 00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:21,994 It's too risky. Peach is already paranoid. 398 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:40,061 So, these are the humans that made a creature like Peach. 399 00:19:40,062 --> 00:19:42,029 God forbid a hair's out of place 400 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,666 for the country club crowd. 401 00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:49,369 Bingo, diary. 402 00:19:51,974 --> 00:19:53,141 Food diary. 403 00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:55,598 Christ, is there no end to the neurosis? 404 00:19:57,305 --> 00:20:00,498 Hello. How old were you when this was taken, Beck? 405 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,832 And what is Peach doing with it? 406 00:20:05,555 --> 00:20:08,019 Hello, Joe. 407 00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:11,648 Sorry I'm so wet. 408 00:20:44,794 --> 00:20:48,063 Your friend is feisty. Can she write? 409 00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:49,631 There's potential. 410 00:20:49,632 --> 00:20:51,734 She's not quite there, yet, though. 411 00:20:51,735 --> 00:20:54,069 MFA programs are such a scam. 412 00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:55,878 Want me to give your friend some advice? 413 00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:59,005 If she wants to be a real writer, she should drop out. 414 00:20:59,006 --> 00:21:00,433 I'm working on it. 415 00:21:00,434 --> 00:21:03,078 Just, you know, be gentle turning her down. 416 00:21:03,337 --> 00:21:05,638 It sucks to be right, Beck. 417 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,584 Peach is trying to sabotage your career, 418 00:21:08,675 --> 00:21:10,644 and I have to know why. 419 00:21:20,436 --> 00:21:22,636 Here is some of the most common passwords. 420 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,842 Password. 123456. 421 00:21:25,843 --> 00:21:27,049 Babygirl. 422 00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:28,624 Babygirl, really? 423 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:31,417 In any case, I doubt Peach is that stupid, 424 00:21:31,418 --> 00:21:34,630 so I'm outsourcing to someone who's known her longer. 425 00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:37,380 Hey Annika, how you holding up? 426 00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:40,069 Well, I lost all my sponsors, 'cause they're all a bunch of pussies, 427 00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:41,479 a third of my Instagram followers, 428 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,964 and the only person who tweeted in my defense was a Kardashian, 429 00:21:43,965 --> 00:21:46,219 so, I mean, honestly, where is the witch hunt for the guy 430 00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:47,802 who saw blackout drunk girl 431 00:21:47,803 --> 00:21:50,226 and decided to whip out his camera? 432 00:21:50,539 --> 00:21:52,440 - Where's Beck? - At my place. 433 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:53,875 She's revising one of her pieces. 434 00:21:53,876 --> 00:21:55,206 She's been slammed. 435 00:21:55,277 --> 00:21:57,278 Not too busy to party with Peach though, 436 00:21:57,279 --> 00:21:59,214 but hey, that's Peach. 437 00:21:59,215 --> 00:22:00,908 Beck's her favorite puppy. 438 00:22:00,909 --> 00:22:01,979 Puppy? 439 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:03,389 She treats her like a pet, right? 440 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,724 Every day, it's just like, "Beck-alicious this", 441 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,359 and, "Beck-alicious that". 442 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,454 And you know Beck secretly loves it. 443 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,530 The two of them are so co-dependent. 444 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,360 I'm sorry, I know she's your girlfriend. 445 00:22:16,361 --> 00:22:19,613 You know, in Beck's defense, she really is writing. 446 00:22:19,614 --> 00:22:21,407 I'm pushing her to make her deadlines. 447 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,776 Well, aren't you boyfriend of the year? 448 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,745 - I try. - Yeah. 449 00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:28,014 Hey, did Peach ever have any real pets? 450 00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:30,624 Lame segue. I need the password. 451 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,026 Um, Dalloway. 452 00:22:32,027 --> 00:22:33,048 Dalloway? 453 00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:35,865 Yeah, a purebred Bichon Frise, obviously. 454 00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:39,591 Yeah, Peach was, like, devastated when she ran away. 455 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,760 I'm sorry, I just need to work through this out loud. 456 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,795 It's like, you know who gets away 457 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:47,098 with a self-deprecating joke that's a little risqué? 458 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,700 And by risqué, she means racist. 459 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,135 The fat girl. 460 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:52,688 Everybody laughs, because she is harmless, 461 00:22:52,689 --> 00:22:55,391 and drunk, and funny, but like in a fat way. 462 00:22:55,392 --> 00:22:57,960 But you know who gets crucified for that same, risqué joke? 463 00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,445 Again, to be clear, racist. 464 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,181 The former fat girl who is actually just 465 00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:02,489 embracing her body. 466 00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:05,958 I mean, girls won't let girls just be. 467 00:23:07,546 --> 00:23:10,206 - Thank god. - This was a huge mistake. 468 00:23:10,616 --> 00:23:12,333 Sorry, it's Beck. 469 00:23:12,884 --> 00:23:14,619 Hey, what's up? 470 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:16,954 So, um, Peach is here. 471 00:23:16,955 --> 00:23:19,799 As in here, in your apartment. 472 00:23:21,268 --> 00:23:24,179 Something about a stolen laptop. 473 00:23:33,769 --> 00:23:35,756 Why don't you just save us all the embarrassment 474 00:23:35,757 --> 00:23:36,924 and tell me where it is? 475 00:23:36,925 --> 00:23:39,069 Is it in the kitchen? Is it under the sofa? 476 00:23:39,070 --> 00:23:40,927 Some little hidey hole where you squirrel away 477 00:23:40,928 --> 00:23:42,963 - all your stolen goods? - Stolen goods? 478 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:45,232 Okay, slow down, I don't know what you're talking about. 479 00:23:45,233 --> 00:23:47,501 Yes, you do. Last night you left halfway through. 480 00:23:47,502 --> 00:23:49,669 - Where did you go, Joseph? - Probably to take a piss. 481 00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:52,329 Peach, believe it or not, I can afford my own computer. 482 00:23:53,074 --> 00:23:56,842 - Beck, help me out. - I don't know. 483 00:23:57,028 --> 00:23:58,654 What do you mean you don't know? 484 00:23:58,655 --> 00:24:01,591 - I don't know. - I mean, of course you didn't... 485 00:24:02,058 --> 00:24:05,426 I just... please, don't put me in the middle of this. 486 00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,500 Okay, Peach, if your laptop is stolen, 487 00:24:11,501 --> 00:24:13,502 I believe you, but the people at the party 488 00:24:13,503 --> 00:24:15,921 weren't exactly strapped for cash, so I don't know. 489 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:17,798 I mean, is there, like, some other, 490 00:24:17,799 --> 00:24:20,300 more personal reason someone would mess with you? 491 00:24:20,301 --> 00:24:23,437 Oh, my God, Peach. Weren't you just saying last week 492 00:24:23,438 --> 00:24:26,074 that you were feeling unsafe in your own home? 493 00:24:27,809 --> 00:24:29,077 Whoa. 494 00:24:30,211 --> 00:24:32,438 I mean, you run out in the open every morning. 495 00:24:32,439 --> 00:24:35,016 You're very pretty, you're a Salinger. 496 00:24:35,383 --> 00:24:38,019 What if someone's creeping on you? 497 00:24:38,446 --> 00:24:40,612 It wouldn't be the first time. 498 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:41,613 It wouldn't? 499 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:43,339 Hallelujah. 500 00:24:44,098 --> 00:24:46,852 Let's just say that James Franco and I didn't end well. 501 00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:48,187 We should call the police. 502 00:24:48,188 --> 00:24:49,788 And what are they gonna do? 503 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,757 Interrogate every single one of Peach's friends? 504 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,825 Good luck convincing them it's not just misplaced. 505 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,393 I'm sorry, I have to ask, 506 00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,669 have you tried "Find My Computer" yet? 507 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:00,541 It's just this little GPS... 508 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,710 I don't need you to mansplain "Find My Computer". 509 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,404 - I know how to do it. - All right. 510 00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:10,184 Peach, isn't that your place? 511 00:25:10,185 --> 00:25:11,904 She didn't really think I'd be dumb enough 512 00:25:11,905 --> 00:25:14,508 to bring her laptop here, did she? 513 00:25:17,547 --> 00:25:19,081 Classy apology. 514 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:21,045 Joe, stop it. 515 00:25:21,151 --> 00:25:24,219 Stop what? That was some bullshit, Beck. 516 00:25:24,220 --> 00:25:26,288 And you didn't exactly rush to my defense. 517 00:25:26,289 --> 00:25:28,057 What was I supposed to do? 518 00:25:28,058 --> 00:25:29,959 You two are always sniping at each other. 519 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,546 And breaking into each other's places, 520 00:25:31,547 --> 00:25:32,826 but that's not the point. 521 00:25:32,827 --> 00:25:34,997 She has it out for me from the first day we met. 522 00:25:34,998 --> 00:25:36,999 - No she hasn't. - Are you blind? 523 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,002 Maybe you can't see it, but Peach is next level vindictive. 524 00:25:40,003 --> 00:25:41,870 You know what, if you hate my friends so much, 525 00:25:41,871 --> 00:25:43,138 why do you hang out with them? 526 00:25:43,139 --> 00:25:44,610 Because you force me to. 527 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:45,903 If I didn't, I wouldn't see you. 528 00:25:45,904 --> 00:25:47,639 You know what, I don't have time for this. 529 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,649 I was supposed to send my pages to Roger Stevens, 530 00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:51,164 like, an hour ago. 531 00:25:51,165 --> 00:25:53,544 He doesn't care, he doesn't care, he doesn't care. 532 00:25:53,545 --> 00:25:55,361 He doesn't care! 533 00:25:56,230 --> 00:25:58,107 He's never going to sign you. 534 00:25:58,108 --> 00:25:59,775 Peach is setting you up to fail. 535 00:25:59,776 --> 00:26:01,168 I heard them talking at the party. 536 00:26:01,169 --> 00:26:03,489 Roger thinks MFAs are a waste time, and Peach said herself 537 00:26:03,490 --> 00:26:05,725 she thinks that you are not ready. 538 00:26:05,726 --> 00:26:07,994 I'm sorry, I know the truth hurts, 539 00:26:07,995 --> 00:26:09,493 but I have to set you free. 540 00:26:09,494 --> 00:26:12,461 You are an asshole. 541 00:26:13,932 --> 00:26:15,966 You know, if you don't believe in me, just say so. 542 00:26:15,967 --> 00:26:18,544 Don't come up with some bullshit conspiracy theory. 543 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:20,687 No, Beck. Wait, no, I'm telling the truth. 544 00:26:20,688 --> 00:26:22,589 You're allowed to be jealous of Roger. 545 00:26:22,590 --> 00:26:24,156 I get it, you're a guy, boo-hoo. 546 00:26:24,157 --> 00:26:26,057 He's young and successful. 547 00:26:26,058 --> 00:26:27,630 No, that's not... no, no, no, no, no. 548 00:26:27,631 --> 00:26:30,263 I don't care. The last thing I would've expected you to be 549 00:26:30,264 --> 00:26:32,191 was unsupportive. 550 00:26:35,603 --> 00:26:37,372 Our first fight. 551 00:26:37,538 --> 00:26:40,239 It was worse than I could have imagined, 552 00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:42,484 and it's all thanks to Peach. 553 00:26:42,485 --> 00:26:44,778 I want to punish her for coming between us, 554 00:26:44,779 --> 00:26:46,679 but I can't. I'm not that guy. 555 00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:49,324 I'm an understanding, supportive boyfriend. 556 00:26:49,325 --> 00:26:51,893 I'm barely clever enough to have gotten away with this. 557 00:26:51,894 --> 00:26:53,494 The last piece of the Peach puzzle, 558 00:26:53,495 --> 00:26:55,362 proof that she has it out for you. 559 00:26:55,623 --> 00:26:56,790 Here we go. 560 00:26:56,791 --> 00:26:58,083 Dalloway. 561 00:26:58,084 --> 00:27:00,418 God, even the dog is pretentious. 562 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:02,354 Thanks for nothing, Annika. 563 00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:04,497 "Beck-alicious this and Beck-alicious that". 564 00:27:04,507 --> 00:27:06,049 There's no way this works, 565 00:27:06,050 --> 00:27:08,611 but also, please work. 566 00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:11,822 Okay. Officially skeeved. 567 00:27:11,823 --> 00:27:14,091 Not sure what I'm looking for, 568 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:16,059 but I'll know it when I... 569 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,661 Oh, GB. 570 00:27:17,662 --> 00:27:19,461 Guinevere Beck? 571 00:27:19,998 --> 00:27:21,365 The hell? 572 00:27:21,366 --> 00:27:23,184 Is this blackmail? 573 00:27:23,234 --> 00:27:26,436 No, there's too much of this, going too far back. 574 00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,505 I know what it's like to be in love with you, Beck. 575 00:27:28,506 --> 00:27:30,374 This is not what love looks like. 576 00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:33,510 This isn't how love behaves. This is the work of a sick mind. 577 00:27:33,511 --> 00:27:35,946 Let's call it what it is, perversion. 578 00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:38,949 Now I understand why Peach is setting you up for failure. 579 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:42,502 She's not threatened by you. She's obsessed with you. 580 00:27:42,503 --> 00:27:45,872 Oh! You know I love you forever, right? 581 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,174 She wants to watch you, have you, control you, 582 00:27:48,175 --> 00:27:50,308 like she controls every other piece of her life. 583 00:27:50,345 --> 00:27:52,212 She wants you all to herself. 584 00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:53,380 Mwah! 585 00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:56,982 Beck, you've got a stalker. 586 00:28:00,789 --> 00:28:03,377 Stop me if you've heard this one before. 587 00:28:03,378 --> 00:28:06,380 A girl grows up in a strict, old money family, 588 00:28:06,381 --> 00:28:08,783 where any deviations from tradition are punished. 589 00:28:08,784 --> 00:28:12,608 Two choices, be like them, or be excommunicated. 590 00:28:12,609 --> 00:28:13,860 No love, no money. 591 00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:15,262 At some point she makes a friend. 592 00:28:15,263 --> 00:28:16,420 That's you, Beck. 593 00:28:16,421 --> 00:28:19,188 She develops a harmless crush, and it's 2018. 594 00:28:19,189 --> 00:28:21,357 So who gives a shit if she's gay, or bi, or pan, 595 00:28:21,358 --> 00:28:22,827 or just a mortal in the presence 596 00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:25,121 of your dangerous and exceptional pheromones? 597 00:28:25,122 --> 00:28:26,355 I'll tell you, who. 598 00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:28,257 Her family, and she knows it, 599 00:28:28,258 --> 00:28:30,209 so she takes her normal healthy feelings 600 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:33,787 and crushes them, nurses them in a dark, secret place 601 00:28:33,788 --> 00:28:36,623 for years until they mutate 602 00:28:36,624 --> 00:28:38,792 into an obsession, a sickness, 603 00:28:38,793 --> 00:28:41,761 and now your best friend is a stalker and a sociopath, 604 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:44,056 and... oh God, a liar. 605 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,824 Runner's high is a myth. 606 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,960 Why the hell did I take up jogging again? 607 00:28:47,961 --> 00:28:49,604 I'm in hell, Beck. 608 00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:52,482 Even if I could share the proof, you'd never believe me, 609 00:28:52,483 --> 00:28:54,050 and now you're not even talking to me, 610 00:28:54,051 --> 00:28:56,619 which means, you're in trouble. 611 00:28:59,857 --> 00:29:03,093 Look at you, like a little literary hooker. 612 00:29:03,094 --> 00:29:04,361 Get in. 613 00:29:06,764 --> 00:29:08,265 Hey. 614 00:29:08,266 --> 00:29:09,800 Oh. 615 00:29:09,801 --> 00:29:12,936 I so appreciate you reading my stuff. 616 00:29:12,937 --> 00:29:15,038 Thank you for being down to ride. 617 00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:18,141 I've got this Met benefit lunch downtown this afternoon. 618 00:29:18,142 --> 00:29:20,944 I figured you and I could just bang it out. 619 00:29:20,945 --> 00:29:24,181 Hey, office hours are better without the office. 620 00:29:24,182 --> 00:29:25,816 Well said. 621 00:29:25,817 --> 00:29:29,894 Hey, speaking of, these essays? These poems? 622 00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:33,022 Loved, loved, loved every page. 623 00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:34,649 Oh, my God, really? 624 00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:36,318 Fathers are the worst. 625 00:29:36,319 --> 00:29:38,820 It's like their job is to mess us up. 626 00:29:38,821 --> 00:29:40,863 What if we all just had two moms, right? 627 00:29:40,864 --> 00:29:42,931 There'd be no wars, none. 628 00:29:42,932 --> 00:29:44,666 Oh, I know, right? 629 00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:46,136 Okay. 630 00:29:47,937 --> 00:29:49,640 I'm gonna be real with you. 631 00:29:51,205 --> 00:29:55,511 I think some of your stuff is problematic. 632 00:29:55,512 --> 00:29:58,013 Wait, what do you mean? 633 00:29:58,014 --> 00:30:00,415 Addiction is a disease, 634 00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:03,018 and you want to put your dead dad on trial 635 00:30:03,019 --> 00:30:04,488 for being a victim? 636 00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:08,091 I think the one you're talking about, 637 00:30:08,753 --> 00:30:11,244 it's... it's meant to be about forgiveness. 638 00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:19,602 Ah, I'm sorry, that is my bad. 639 00:30:19,603 --> 00:30:21,313 I skimmed. 640 00:30:28,225 --> 00:30:30,062 So what's your thing? 641 00:30:30,063 --> 00:30:32,565 Like, is it like daddy like daughter? 642 00:30:32,566 --> 00:30:34,000 Ouch! Shit. 643 00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:35,501 What the hell? What are you doing? 644 00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:37,396 Will you relax? 645 00:30:37,571 --> 00:30:40,155 Here, take one of these. 646 00:30:40,574 --> 00:30:43,007 No, I don't... I don't take anything. 647 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:45,795 Jesus, no wonder I couldn't get through your stuff. 648 00:30:45,796 --> 00:30:47,847 Peach was right, you have a lot to learn. 649 00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:50,391 Do you think sobriety created Joyce Carol Oates, sweetheart? 650 00:30:50,392 --> 00:30:51,392 You have a problem. 651 00:30:51,393 --> 00:30:53,827 - Well, you're a judgy little bitch. - Could you pull over? 652 00:30:53,828 --> 00:30:55,813 This book is crap. 653 00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,232 He waits 24 years to get justice? 654 00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:00,066 What kind of message is that? 655 00:31:00,475 --> 00:31:02,336 A smart one, it's all about the long game. 656 00:31:02,337 --> 00:31:03,971 My mom needs help now. 657 00:31:03,972 --> 00:31:06,306 Sometimes putting yourself between two people 658 00:31:06,307 --> 00:31:08,951 is a surefire way to make things worse. 659 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:10,786 I promise you, we're not going to let anything 660 00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:12,154 happen to you or your mom. 661 00:31:12,155 --> 00:31:13,921 It's too late. 662 00:31:21,765 --> 00:31:24,507 Beck-ish, I got your SOS. 663 00:31:25,001 --> 00:31:27,343 Oh, sweetie, what's wrong? Come here. 664 00:31:27,904 --> 00:31:31,440 - You set me up. - Excuse me? 665 00:31:31,441 --> 00:31:34,577 Your friend, Roger Stevens, was an asshole and a freak. 666 00:31:34,578 --> 00:31:38,280 He doesn't want to sign me. He never wanted to sign me. 667 00:31:38,281 --> 00:31:41,317 This whole thing was just designed to humiliate me. 668 00:31:41,318 --> 00:31:43,852 Okay, calm down and tell me what happened. 669 00:31:43,853 --> 00:31:47,089 He didn't even read my stuff. He was a rude, entitled douche, 670 00:31:47,090 --> 00:31:48,791 who only wanted to get high and... 671 00:31:48,792 --> 00:31:52,595 I wish I was exaggerating... bang me in a limo. 672 00:31:52,596 --> 00:31:54,830 God, and you sent me there! 673 00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:57,032 I had no idea that he was using again. 674 00:31:57,033 --> 00:31:59,368 I mean, he's been clean since 9/11. 675 00:31:59,369 --> 00:32:02,304 Beck, when it happened, he was in an airport. 676 00:32:02,305 --> 00:32:06,442 I don't give a shit! You threw me under the bus. 677 00:32:06,443 --> 00:32:08,377 "She's got a lot to learn"? 678 00:32:08,378 --> 00:32:11,146 Go to hell. Joe was right. 679 00:32:11,147 --> 00:32:14,448 You live to cut down your friends. 680 00:32:14,649 --> 00:32:16,819 Hey, I don't know what your boyfriend told you... 681 00:32:16,820 --> 00:32:20,021 Don't lie to me, Peach. I'm not stupid, I'm not Annika. 682 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:22,791 Oh, come on, Annika may not remember the night 683 00:32:22,792 --> 00:32:25,127 she went on that rant, but I do. 684 00:32:25,128 --> 00:32:27,196 Junior year, Marcy House. 685 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:30,299 I was there. We were both there. 686 00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:32,534 Are you accusing me of sabotaging Annika? 687 00:32:32,535 --> 00:32:37,006 And me, and anyone else who edges into your spotlight. 688 00:32:37,007 --> 00:32:40,009 You would rather pick apart your friends than maybe admit 689 00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:44,113 that you're not being your most amazing self right now. 690 00:32:44,114 --> 00:32:48,983 It is exhausting being your friend. 691 00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:52,755 I don't know what to say. 692 00:32:52,756 --> 00:32:54,757 I mean, it was a favor, Beck, 693 00:32:54,758 --> 00:32:56,825 and I don't need to love your self-absorbed poetry 694 00:32:56,826 --> 00:32:59,018 in order to be kind to you. 695 00:33:00,764 --> 00:33:02,980 Where are you going? 696 00:33:03,533 --> 00:33:05,066 Beck! 697 00:33:05,869 --> 00:33:06,935 Beck? 698 00:33:06,936 --> 00:33:08,736 Come back! 699 00:33:31,461 --> 00:33:33,461 Can I come in? 700 00:33:54,952 --> 00:33:57,262 I owe you an apology. 701 00:33:57,555 --> 00:33:59,764 You were right. 702 00:33:59,957 --> 00:34:02,292 About Peach's douche bag agent, 703 00:34:02,293 --> 00:34:03,727 about Peach. 704 00:34:03,728 --> 00:34:06,096 I told you so, I told you so. 705 00:34:06,097 --> 00:34:08,138 I'm so sorry. 706 00:34:09,670 --> 00:34:12,536 How do you see things so clearly? 707 00:34:12,537 --> 00:34:15,354 I mean, things I can't even see for myself? 708 00:34:16,474 --> 00:34:19,609 Oh, you must hate me. 709 00:34:19,610 --> 00:34:22,946 - Are you kidding? - I loathe you. 710 00:34:22,947 --> 00:34:25,916 Get out of here, you trash goblin! 711 00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:27,918 Whatever. 712 00:34:27,919 --> 00:34:29,486 This place is a dump. 713 00:34:29,487 --> 00:34:31,888 Oh, is it honesty o'clock? Because I've been saving up 714 00:34:31,889 --> 00:34:33,490 some intense constructive criticism. 715 00:34:33,491 --> 00:34:34,991 No, no, no, no, I can't handle it. 716 00:34:34,992 --> 00:34:38,168 Back to secrets and lies, please. 717 00:34:47,939 --> 00:34:51,073 - Oh, ignore that. - You think? 718 00:34:56,147 --> 00:34:58,081 I'm sorry, this is gonna keep happening. 719 00:34:58,082 --> 00:35:00,315 She needs to get the message now. 720 00:35:02,154 --> 00:35:04,570 You need to stop calling me. 721 00:35:05,490 --> 00:35:06,958 Peach? 722 00:35:06,959 --> 00:35:11,660 I just wanted to say you're right. 723 00:35:12,169 --> 00:35:15,299 I'm a bitch. I'm sorry. 724 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,867 - Peach? - What's going on. 725 00:35:16,868 --> 00:35:19,003 Nothing, I just... 726 00:35:19,004 --> 00:35:20,938 took some pills. 727 00:35:20,939 --> 00:35:22,629 Which pills? 728 00:35:23,542 --> 00:35:24,974 All of them. 729 00:35:25,945 --> 00:35:27,244 Peach? 730 00:35:33,169 --> 00:35:34,376 Peach? 731 00:35:34,576 --> 00:35:36,170 Peach? 732 00:35:36,493 --> 00:35:37,963 Peach? 733 00:35:38,103 --> 00:35:39,632 Oh, no. 734 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:42,017 Joe, I need towels and... 735 00:35:42,018 --> 00:35:45,287 and there's a Naloxone spray in the guest bathroom. 736 00:35:45,288 --> 00:35:47,689 - Which one is that? - It's downstairs. 737 00:36:05,642 --> 00:36:09,209 That's good, get it all out. 738 00:36:12,205 --> 00:36:13,884 Where's, uh... where's the nasal spray? 739 00:36:13,885 --> 00:36:15,786 Oh, shit, it must have come out in the hallway. 740 00:36:15,787 --> 00:36:17,287 It's fine, it's fine, I'll get it. 741 00:36:17,288 --> 00:36:19,422 - You sure? - Yeah. 742 00:36:24,379 --> 00:36:28,348 - No way. - Peach logged her own suicide? 743 00:36:28,349 --> 00:36:32,935 200 milligrams Ibuprofen, 15 milligrams Wellbutrin. 744 00:36:32,961 --> 00:36:34,486 There isn't enough in her system 745 00:36:34,487 --> 00:36:36,655 for a light buzz, let alone an OD. 746 00:36:36,656 --> 00:36:39,454 I see you spying, Joseph. 747 00:36:41,319 --> 00:36:44,153 You can't prove I wrote it all down. 748 00:36:45,206 --> 00:36:47,273 Jesus, Beck. 749 00:36:47,274 --> 00:36:50,109 This whole thing is an act. 750 00:36:50,110 --> 00:36:53,079 A trap. Tell me you see it. 751 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,581 I'll call the hospital. 752 00:36:54,582 --> 00:36:58,384 No, they'll put a 72-hour hold on me. 753 00:36:58,385 --> 00:36:59,786 I'll be committed. 754 00:36:59,787 --> 00:37:01,987 Exactly. 755 00:37:08,062 --> 00:37:10,896 Beck, if this is real, she needs to go to a hospital. 756 00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:13,270 If this is real? 757 00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:18,209 Did you even try to find the Naloxone? 758 00:37:19,979 --> 00:37:21,862 Joseph. 759 00:37:28,482 --> 00:37:30,383 Joe, will you wait outside? 760 00:37:30,384 --> 00:37:32,584 Yeah. 761 00:37:37,691 --> 00:37:40,339 Thank you for saving me. 762 00:37:40,861 --> 00:37:43,129 Joe does have a point. 763 00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:45,831 You should get a check-up. 764 00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:54,630 What if instead you just stay the night, 765 00:37:54,631 --> 00:37:57,010 just in case anything happens. 766 00:37:57,011 --> 00:37:58,992 Whatever you need. 767 00:38:13,223 --> 00:38:15,528 Beck, what I said about her faking it... 768 00:38:15,529 --> 00:38:19,165 - Oh, please, Joe, stop. - She could have died. 769 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:20,700 We're not that lucky. 770 00:38:20,701 --> 00:38:22,568 You two had one fight. 771 00:38:22,569 --> 00:38:26,172 She tries to off herself like that? It doesn't add up. 772 00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:27,974 This isn't the first time 773 00:38:27,975 --> 00:38:30,475 Peach has tried to kill herself. 774 00:38:30,856 --> 00:38:32,512 You're kidding. 775 00:38:32,513 --> 00:38:34,247 I've talked her off of a ledge more times 776 00:38:34,248 --> 00:38:36,382 than I can count. 777 00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:42,387 So when she needs me, she really needs me. 778 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:51,397 I understand. 779 00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:54,288 I understand that I'm too late. 780 00:38:54,839 --> 00:38:56,832 There's too much history. 781 00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:06,926 I understand, without a shadow of a doubt, 782 00:39:08,269 --> 00:39:09,714 Peach wins. 783 00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:21,728 How is a normal guy supposed to compete 784 00:39:21,729 --> 00:39:23,896 with a rich, unstable stalker, 785 00:39:23,897 --> 00:39:26,946 who would rather fake her own suicide than be apart from you? 786 00:39:27,634 --> 00:39:32,205 Your whole life is braided with Peach's, inseparable, 787 00:39:32,206 --> 00:39:34,440 now and forever, until she drags you 788 00:39:34,441 --> 00:39:36,956 into her own personal Grey Gardens. 789 00:39:37,478 --> 00:39:41,013 Right now she's probably sinking her claws deeper. 790 00:39:58,665 --> 00:40:01,634 - You can't do anything! - Are you listening to me? 791 00:40:01,635 --> 00:40:04,570 You think wrecking this place is going to solve our problems? 792 00:40:04,571 --> 00:40:06,659 Are you high again? 793 00:40:20,854 --> 00:40:23,502 Another person I failed to help. 794 00:40:24,792 --> 00:40:27,260 I thought I could better myself for you. 795 00:40:27,261 --> 00:40:29,027 I couldn't. 796 00:40:34,101 --> 00:40:36,335 I tried to be the perfect boyfriend, 797 00:40:36,336 --> 00:40:38,104 the perfect friend to your friends, 798 00:40:38,105 --> 00:40:41,941 and it wasn't enough, so to hell with it. 799 00:40:41,942 --> 00:40:43,643 It's freeing, in a way, 800 00:40:43,644 --> 00:40:46,446 to know so definitively where I stand, 801 00:40:46,447 --> 00:40:47,929 where you stand, 802 00:40:47,930 --> 00:40:51,238 to know for certain what I have to do to protect you. 803 00:40:52,853 --> 00:40:56,722 And just like that everything clicks into place. 804 00:40:56,723 --> 00:41:00,860 My feet, runner's high, it is pretty great, 805 00:41:00,861 --> 00:41:05,063 and I remember this is why I took up jogging. 806 00:41:23,695 --> 00:41:25,930 Uh oh. She's dead. 807 00:41:25,931 --> 00:41:28,398 Of course she's dead, she fell. 808 00:41:28,967 --> 00:41:31,634 That's right, she fell. 809 00:41:33,272 --> 00:41:34,870 An accident. 810 00:41:34,871 --> 00:41:36,905 Happens all the time, she was running and she fell 811 00:41:36,906 --> 00:41:39,124 into a rock, over and over again. 812 00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:40,737 Okay, let's be real, she was attacked. 813 00:41:40,738 --> 00:41:43,338 Someone attacked her, but maybe they had a good reason, right? 814 00:41:43,339 --> 00:41:44,740 You ever think of that, detective? 815 00:41:44,741 --> 00:41:46,548 Shit! Detectives are real, and DNA is a thing, 816 00:41:46,549 --> 00:41:48,083 and I just hit the girl with a rock. 817 00:41:48,084 --> 00:41:49,793 God, the sound, I would never hurt a woman. 818 00:41:49,794 --> 00:41:52,680 But she, she was at a dangerous, flesh-hungry harpy. 819 00:41:52,681 --> 00:41:54,515 She forced my hand. 820 00:41:54,516 --> 00:41:56,850 That's on her and her family for screwing her up. 821 00:41:56,851 --> 00:41:58,310 I had to, Beck. I had to. 822 00:41:58,311 --> 00:42:00,779 I knew you'd never forgive me, but she gave me no choice. 823 00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:03,348 I'm not a bad person. She was going to ruin you. 824 00:42:03,349 --> 00:42:05,616 But you're safe now, thanks to me. 825 00:42:05,819 --> 00:42:07,653 I just want you to live your best life. 826 00:42:07,654 --> 00:42:09,963 It's brave, what I do for you. It's not easy, it's hard. 827 00:42:09,964 --> 00:42:12,458 Sometimes it makes me sick. I'm brave. 828 00:42:12,459 --> 00:42:15,527 How many guys are willing to do anything for the person they love? 829 00:42:15,528 --> 00:42:17,662 Honestly, Beck, you're lucky to have me. 830 00:42:25,805 --> 00:42:28,305 It's over. What's done is done, 831 00:42:28,306 --> 00:42:32,429 and now there's nothing standing between me and... Paco. 832 00:42:33,522 --> 00:42:35,798 Paco, what did you do? 833 00:42:35,982 --> 00:42:37,883 I couldn't take another night. 834 00:42:37,884 --> 00:42:40,385 I didn't know how many sleeping pills would knock him out. 835 00:42:40,386 --> 00:42:42,730 Well, Beck, you asked me to help Paco, 836 00:42:42,731 --> 00:42:44,749 but turns out you're going to save him because 837 00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:46,789 it's thanks to you that I know exactly what to do. 838 00:42:46,790 --> 00:42:49,129 We need towels, and does your mom have any Naloxone? 839 00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:52,063 It would be in the bathroom cabinet, a nasal spray, fast. 840 00:42:52,064 --> 00:42:53,174 Do I call 911? 841 00:42:53,175 --> 00:42:55,217 No, not if you want to see your mother again. 842 00:43:21,437 --> 00:43:23,270 You freak. You freak. 843 00:43:55,053 --> 00:43:59,981 The universe has a funny way of keeping us humble. 844 00:43:59,982 --> 00:44:03,202 That beating was karmic, I know it. 845 00:44:04,229 --> 00:44:08,733 I did a bad thing today, but for a good reason, 846 00:44:08,734 --> 00:44:11,252 and if there's any justice in the world 847 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:16,425 you are the reward for all my suffering. 848 00:44:17,726 --> 00:44:19,344 Hey you. 849 00:44:19,761 --> 00:44:21,946 Oh, Joe, thank God. 850 00:44:22,163 --> 00:44:26,333 Peach was attacked in Central Park in broad daylight. 851 00:44:26,334 --> 00:44:28,995 I'm headed to the ER now. 852 00:44:29,587 --> 00:44:31,456 She's alive?