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Previously, on "You"...
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There are no recent pictures of your dad
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because he's dead.
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He OD'd, and you were
the one that found him.
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You started a few poems about that day,
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but you never finished them.
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I have one just like this.
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It was my dad's.
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This is the red ladle story?
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It's okay, Beck. I'm going to help you
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get the life you deserve.
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You fall for the wrong men.
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You have questionable taste in friends.
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And that Peach is the worst.
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I just need to know who you really are,
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besides a broke poetry student
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in a subsidized apartment
you could never afford.
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What you really need
is someone to save you.
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Let me help you, Beck.
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Beck, is it? Blythe.
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I read one of your essays
in the "Review" last month
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and it was so illuminating.
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That's funny. There's a book missing.
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Joe was looking at it at my party.
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Tonight, I show you I'm the one.
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You want it down and dirty? You got it.
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[MOANING]
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Did you just...
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[MOANING]
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[SIGHS]
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Did you just...
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[SIGHS]
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Ah.
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What was that?
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Eight seconds?
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Oh, yeah. He's got that "Trump
just took Pennsylvania" look.
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Say something. Say...
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"Happens all the time, NBD."
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No, you'll sound like a slut.
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You could say, "Let's order food."
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Move past it.
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Is Grey Dog open late?
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[PHONE BUZZES]
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Oh, thank God!
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- Um, I should...
- Yeah, yeah.
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Shit.
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Ugh, you idiot.
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Why did you tell him you were
available this weekend?
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Why don't you think?
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Well, go. The Captain calls, you answer.
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You know how this works.
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He paid for the bed you just got laid on.
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Or whatever that was.
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And your phone bill.
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Good girl. _
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That wasn't so hard, was it?
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- [SIGHS]
- [PHONE BUZZES]
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[SIGHS] Seriously?
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- Seriously?
- [PHONE BUZZES]
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- [PHONE CHIMES]
- Hey, Beck,
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I'm gonna run to the store.
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Shit, Joe.
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Probably thinks you're hiding in here.
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Uh, hold on a second. I'll be right out.
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[PHONE BUZZES] _
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Oh, God. Please stop.
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They're just words, Beck.
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Tell him what he wants to hear.
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] _
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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Oh, no.
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Joe?
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Ugh, Beck.
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You're a disaster.
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[SIGHS]
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Last night. Eight second sex. Joe.
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[LIGHT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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If you're gonna act like a whore,
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may as well look like one.
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♪ ♪
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[PHONE DINGS]
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You just have a magic poon.
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#yonitoogood
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Thanks, that's helpful.
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- [DING]
- Is he big?
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Is he big? Oh, my God.
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Why are you even asking them?
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Can you for once just have
your own opinion, Beck?
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Got pix?
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With the bun?
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You're not helping.
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[DING]
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Is he worth it?
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Is he worth it? [SIGHS] There we go.
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Good question.
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Is he?
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Annika wouldn't know a good dick
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if you hit her over the head with it.
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It's not like it doesn't
happen to tons of guys.
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I mean, Benji used to nod off
while going down on me.
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I thought we weren't
talking about Benji anymore.
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We're not. He's dead to me.
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I'm just merely using him as a reference.
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Benji didn't work retail.
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Joe works in a book store.
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A hop, skip and a bad haircut away
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from selling men's leather
bracelets at a Club Monaco.
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Becks, love yourself.
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Ghost him already.
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Sorry to interrupt, ladies,
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but we are all clear.
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Are you saying I don't have bed bugs?
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- I didn't find a one.
- [LAUGHS]
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Would you like to see
the 22 bites on my ass?
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- Uh...
- Don't answer that.
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They're there. Go find them.
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Go find them!
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Ugh. Wonder how he is
with finding rare books?
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Joe did not take your "Wizard of Oz."
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"Ozma of Oz."
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And who said anything about Joe?
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That's it. I'm booking a room
at the Mandarin Oriental,
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and you're coming with.
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I would so love to, but I can't.
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I, um...
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I am going to a writer's
retreat in Rockland.
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- Since when?
- She knows when you're lying.
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Since I wrote this piece in workshop
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that everyone called "treacly."
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Ugh. Tell me you're not writing
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another dead puppy thing as a metaphor
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- for your dad dying.
- I...
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What? That's completely
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what it's really about.
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Look, I'm just saying,
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stop killing puppies.
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Write fresh. You know, there's
so much more inside of you.
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Who are you now, Beckalish?
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- Hm?
- I thought it was a good piece.
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Aw.
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Sorry, boo boo.
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Okay, go.
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[SIGHS]
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Find that brilliant bad ass inside of you
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and believe in her.
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I know I do.
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Literally the most
supportive she's ever been
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about your writing,
and you're lying to her face.
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You are the worst friend.
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Aw, there they are.
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[SIGHS]
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Wait a minute, why do you need these
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if you're going on a writer's retreat?
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What? So it's look hot or be a writer?
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♪ ♪
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You could just leave.
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You could, you know, cut the cord,
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take off the yolk.
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Bon voyage, Captain.
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You're a coward.
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Britney got through 2007, though, right?
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♪ ♪
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Maybe this is what you need
to find your inner bad ass.
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Maybe Emily Dickinson had it right.
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"The solitary prowess of a silent life."
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♪ ♪
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What is it with motel rooms
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and you wanting
to dive into your panties?
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He is always late. And you're frustrated.
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Plus, after last night, you're owed one.
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Oh, Joe.
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You seriously need to call him.
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♪ ♪
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[HORN HONKING]
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Has he been working out?
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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It's two days.
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You got this.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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[MOANING]
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[SIGHS]
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Did you just...
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You should be screaming
my name right now.
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Digging your nails into my back.
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You expected me to please you,
get you off.
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But you didn't scream
and my back is not bleeding
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and you definitely did not get off.
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You don't even know what to say, do you?
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You must be mortified.
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[PHONE BUZZES]
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Ignore it. Ignore it, Beck.
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The hell have I done?
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[PHONE BUZZING]
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[SIGHS] Seriously?
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You're already telling whoever that is.
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I've reduced myself to an anecdote.
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Mr. Quick Draw. The Minuteman.
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Being generous.
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Don't let it be Peach.
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- The Captain?
- [PHONE CHIMES]
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The hell is this?
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What?
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Obviously, you don't love him.
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Love ya!
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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[TENSE TONE]
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♪ ♪
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Love ya.
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Love ya?
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You never said that to Benji.
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And look what had to happen to him.
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Beck, just when I think
we're getting somewhere...
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Yeah, so here,
you're sacrificing a hardcover
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but you're getting greater
textual accuracy
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than any previous edition.
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It's the final word
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on the Tolkein trilogy.
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Thank you so much.
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My dick reduced to cartoon food items.
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This is my nightmare.
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A hot dog. I'll take it.
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Yes, with the bun.
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Tell her, Beck.
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Go on. Listen to your gut.
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Joe's the one.
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Yes, worth it. K. One more shot.
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Not like there was any real doubt.
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[DING]
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Outfit? Are you kidding me?
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Just got it. Hope you like.
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♪ ♪
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You do all this for him?
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- [DING]
- Christoph's party -
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Montauk tonight. U in?
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Can't. Gotta write.
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You even lie to your friends
about this guy.
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- What the hell?
- [DING]
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And you've been confirmed
at the Seahorse Motel.
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[DARK MUSIC]
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Ethan.
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I need you to close tonight.
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Oh, man, I'd love to,
but I gotta split soon.
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Rastiche, my Balalaika teacher is holding
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- a master class tonight.
- Wasn't a question.
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I'm sorry. I have an
appointment out of town.
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Beck, I should be your captain.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[HORN HONKING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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It can't be.
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How old is he?
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If only I could tell you I'm here.
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You don't need to do this,
whatever this is.
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It's not too late to stop it.
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- So good to see you, hon.
- Yeah, you too, Dad.
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Dad?
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♪ ♪
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The place belongs
to a couple from church.
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There are plenty of rooms and it's...
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it's ours right through New Year's.
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Sounds like a pretty cool place.
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Even has a hot tub out on the patio.
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Though if... [LAUGHS] I know Nancy,
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she won't let the kids near it.
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She doesn't normally
want the kids near me either,
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but here we are.
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I really think you'd love it
up there, honey.
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Yeah, um...
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I don't know my schedule
that far out, unfortunately.
273
00:13:10,635 --> 00:13:12,525
Of course. I... I...
274
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:15,097
I understand.
275
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:17,182
And you wonder why he asks for more.
276
00:13:17,183 --> 00:13:19,601
Um...
277
00:13:19,602 --> 00:13:21,560
But I'll totally check
and I'll let you know
278
00:13:21,561 --> 00:13:23,606
as soon as possible.
279
00:13:33,782 --> 00:13:36,410
What? Is it too much
for a Dickens festival?
280
00:13:36,411 --> 00:13:38,661
No, no. I mean...
281
00:13:38,662 --> 00:13:41,971
It's just some people
may find it, you know...
282
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,420
How is Nancy?
283
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:50,339
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
284
00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:55,971
♪ ♪
285
00:13:55,972 --> 00:13:59,683
Why is he your secret, Beck?
286
00:13:59,684 --> 00:14:02,894
[LIVELY STRING MUSIC]
287
00:14:02,895 --> 00:14:05,480
"Has only one fault that I know of.
288
00:14:05,481 --> 00:14:08,317
"And it happens, unfortunately,
that that single blemish
289
00:14:08,318 --> 00:14:09,985
"is a want of taste.
290
00:14:09,986 --> 00:14:11,153
She don't like me."
291
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:14,156
[LAUGHTER]
292
00:14:15,699 --> 00:14:17,074
Pretty great, huh, sweetie?
293
00:14:17,075 --> 00:14:19,368
Yeah, it's, uh, amazing.
294
00:14:19,369 --> 00:14:22,414
Amazing this many people
are fans of contrived plotting
295
00:14:22,415 --> 00:14:23,832
and melodrama.
296
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:25,375
If they even read Dickens.
297
00:14:25,376 --> 00:14:27,919
More likely they couldn't pass
up an excuse to day drink.
298
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,504
How's your mom?
299
00:14:29,505 --> 00:14:31,381
Um... uh, she's actually...
300
00:14:31,382 --> 00:14:32,251
she's on a cruise.
301
00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:33,404
But she's great.
302
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:34,484
Riddled with anxiety,
303
00:14:34,485 --> 00:14:36,230
low self-esteem, on antidepressants,
304
00:14:36,231 --> 00:14:38,847
dating men so safe and
boring she must wanna scream
305
00:14:38,848 --> 00:14:40,198
But don't worry.
306
00:14:40,199 --> 00:14:42,851
You abandoning her
didn't scar her at all.
307
00:14:42,852 --> 00:14:44,770
How about your brother? How's he doing?
308
00:14:44,771 --> 00:14:46,730
Uh, you know, works a lot.
309
00:14:46,731 --> 00:14:49,232
Anya, too. But they seem happy.
310
00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:51,207
According to Facebook.
311
00:14:51,569 --> 00:14:53,403
And how's school going?
312
00:14:53,404 --> 00:14:55,697
It's great, actually. I'm...
313
00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:57,948
I'm just working on
building my portfolio.
314
00:14:57,949 --> 00:15:00,035
It's... it's more than just
that first book.
315
00:15:00,036 --> 00:15:01,953
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- You really need the second
316
00:15:01,954 --> 00:15:03,871
- if you're going...
- Hey, where are you guys?
317
00:15:03,872 --> 00:15:06,958
[SIGHS] Beck, you're such an asshole.
318
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:09,419
"Love me, Daddy.
I'm gonna be a writer, Daddy."
319
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,712
God, just shut up forever.
320
00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:13,799
There they are.
321
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,842
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
322
00:15:15,843 --> 00:15:17,761
Oh, my God.
323
00:15:17,762 --> 00:15:19,721
She's actually gotten more smug.
324
00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:21,305
Beck, look, I have a cane.
325
00:15:21,306 --> 00:15:23,058
Yes, you do.
326
00:15:23,059 --> 00:15:24,782
Look at you guys.
327
00:15:25,685 --> 00:15:27,645
You look... pretty.
328
00:15:27,646 --> 00:15:29,106
Stop hating them.
329
00:15:29,107 --> 00:15:30,357
They're just kids.
330
00:15:30,358 --> 00:15:31,440
None of it's their fault.
331
00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:33,860
Aw, thanks, Mia. So do you.
332
00:15:33,861 --> 00:15:37,905
Guinevere, how are you?
333
00:15:37,906 --> 00:15:40,283
- Mm.
- Great. I love your dress.
334
00:15:40,284 --> 00:15:42,535
Not necessarily you in it, but...
335
00:15:42,536 --> 00:15:43,953
I bought you something.
336
00:15:43,954 --> 00:15:45,246
Just couldn't resist.
337
00:15:45,247 --> 00:15:48,583
- No, she's not.
- Ohh. [GASPS]
338
00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:51,001
Oh, it's perfect.
339
00:15:51,002 --> 00:15:53,019
Oh, um... [CLEARS THROAT]
340
00:15:53,463 --> 00:15:55,424
[WHISPERING] You're slipping a bit, dear.
341
00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:58,592
Touch me again, crazy pants. I dare you.
342
00:15:58,593 --> 00:16:00,053
Thank you.
343
00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:01,847
[TENSE MUSIC]
344
00:16:01,848 --> 00:16:04,599
Play a game?
345
00:16:05,977 --> 00:16:08,019
You really are capable
of keeping a secret.
346
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,064
Four, by my count.
347
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,608
Who the hell are you, Beck?
348
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,740
- [LAUGHTER]
- Hi, there.
349
00:16:20,741 --> 00:16:22,616
- Hey! That's a boy.
- Oh! First try.
350
00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:23,993
You're a natural.
351
00:16:23,994 --> 00:16:25,370
- [CLATTERING]
- Yo!
352
00:16:25,371 --> 00:16:27,261
Two down.
353
00:16:28,623 --> 00:16:30,333
What an arm on him.
354
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:33,169
I know. I... I know I'm
embarrassing, I know.
355
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:35,505
Babe, just get a shot for the blog.
356
00:16:35,506 --> 00:16:37,631
- Ooh!
- [SCREAMS]
357
00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,509
If I wasn't so blinded by love,
358
00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:41,218
I would've seen the secrets
359
00:16:41,219 --> 00:16:43,512
right in front of me,
waiting to be uncovered.
360
00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:46,140
Captain Beck. AKA, The Captain.
361
00:16:46,141 --> 00:16:49,617
AKA, Edward Martin Beck.
362
00:16:50,521 --> 00:16:52,021
The addict part was true, I see.
363
00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:53,647
But he never died, which he credits
364
00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:55,357
to his friends in the NA fellowship
365
00:16:55,358 --> 00:16:57,333
out of St. James Church.
366
00:16:57,987 --> 00:17:00,070
It was there that he
not only conquered his demons
367
00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:01,990
but also met church rep and divorcée,
368
00:17:01,991 --> 00:17:03,908
Nancy Whitesell.
369
00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:07,718
AKA, "The Christian News'"
Mommy Blogger of the Year.
370
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:10,664
"If Ned can do it, so can you."
371
00:17:10,665 --> 00:17:11,957
He became a feature in her blog.
372
00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:13,876
Then, her life.
373
00:17:13,877 --> 00:17:17,213
Less than a year, they were married.
374
00:17:17,214 --> 00:17:19,508
He really landed himself
the perfect family.
375
00:17:19,509 --> 00:17:22,176
If your step-mother is to be believed.
376
00:17:22,177 --> 00:17:24,136
But what about you, Beck.
377
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:26,639
Where do you fit into all this?
378
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,520
♪ ♪
379
00:17:31,521 --> 00:17:35,357
[BRASS BAND MUSIC]
380
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,275
[SIGHS]
381
00:17:43,031 --> 00:17:46,326
Your father has come such a long way.
382
00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:48,078
He worked hard for it, too.
383
00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:49,538
You're barking up the wrong tree, lady,
384
00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:50,622
if you think I'm gonna sit here
385
00:17:50,623 --> 00:17:51,914
and validate that man.
386
00:17:51,915 --> 00:17:54,709
Yeah, he's, uh... he's lucky to have you.
387
00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:56,017
Hm.
388
00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:58,462
Just goes to show you
what a good Christian household
389
00:17:58,463 --> 00:18:00,382
and loving family can do.
390
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,466
She did not just suggest
if you were more Christian
391
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,845
he wouldn't have abandoned you
for a crack pipe.
392
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,737
Mommy, come watch me.
393
00:18:08,139 --> 00:18:09,947
Excuse me, my dear.
394
00:18:13,812 --> 00:18:15,857
[SIGHS]
395
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,901
[SIGHS]
396
00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:21,778
Your dad talk to you yet?
397
00:18:21,779 --> 00:18:24,822
She's so her mother, only less subtle.
398
00:18:24,823 --> 00:18:27,576
- Talk to me about...
- Well, he's supposed to
399
00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:30,468
tell you he can't send money anymore.
400
00:18:31,289 --> 00:18:33,581
But he's gonna help you
find a better job first.
401
00:18:33,582 --> 00:18:36,292
[SIGHS] Mom doesn't think he should wait.
402
00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:38,420
She's so cranky.
403
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,394
It's the hormones.
404
00:18:41,715 --> 00:18:45,050
Oh. I wasn't supposed to tell you,
405
00:18:45,051 --> 00:18:47,401
but she's pregnant.
406
00:18:48,263 --> 00:18:49,681
That's why they're fighting about it.
407
00:18:49,682 --> 00:18:51,599
Great. That's great.
408
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,866
He's starting a new family.
409
00:18:54,561 --> 00:18:58,746
Because fixing the one he had
obviously wasn't an option.
410
00:18:59,274 --> 00:19:02,166
Why would he ever do that?
411
00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:07,449
I'm going to find a bathroom.
I'll be right back.
412
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:14,456
♪ ♪
413
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:18,516
Can I get another Timber Doodle?
414
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:32,598
Uh! Bitch.
415
00:19:32,599 --> 00:19:35,601
[ROCK MUSIC]
416
00:19:35,602 --> 00:19:42,609
♪ ♪
417
00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:48,155
Hi. Is Joe Goldberg working today?
418
00:19:48,156 --> 00:19:50,491
Joe Goldberg is not working today.
419
00:19:50,492 --> 00:19:52,661
But, uh, I'm Ethan.
420
00:19:52,662 --> 00:19:54,828
- And you would be...
- Looking for Joe.
421
00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:57,414
- Expect him anytime soon?
- I do not.
422
00:19:57,415 --> 00:19:59,834
Uh, relatively speaking.
Joe's out of town.
423
00:19:59,835 --> 00:20:01,670
But is there anything
I can help you find?
424
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,837
Possibly. I'm in the market
425
00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:06,340
for a first-edition copy of "Ozma of Oz."
426
00:20:06,341 --> 00:20:08,593
Oh, that's a pretty rare critter.
427
00:20:08,594 --> 00:20:10,095
Uh, not sure we have it.
428
00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:11,553
See, books of that pedigree we keep
429
00:20:11,554 --> 00:20:13,807
under lock and key downstairs.
430
00:20:13,808 --> 00:20:15,531
And you don't have the key?
431
00:20:16,394 --> 00:20:18,478
Well, normally I have the key.
432
00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:20,270
But I just don't have it right now.
433
00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:22,691
Uh, Joe left with it. He just
forgot to give it to me.
434
00:20:22,692 --> 00:20:24,457
And where is Joe?
435
00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:28,320
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
436
00:20:28,321 --> 00:20:30,365
I thought I was supposed to be writing.
437
00:20:30,366 --> 00:20:32,032
Are you with Eight Seconds?
438
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:34,202
No, I told you. I'm on a retreat.
439
00:20:34,203 --> 00:20:35,578
Is he with you?
440
00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:37,872
[CELL PHONE BUZZES]
441
00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:39,581
- What is it, Ethan?
- Hey, bro.
442
00:20:39,582 --> 00:20:41,626
Uh, I know you didn't
wanna be interrupted,
443
00:20:41,627 --> 00:20:43,545
but, uh, this chick
was just in asking about
444
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:46,423
- a first ed. "Ozma of Oz."
- What are you talking about?
445
00:20:46,424 --> 00:20:48,549
Joe's there, in Nyack.
446
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:51,720
- What did she look like?
- Uh, 25-ish, brunette,
447
00:20:51,721 --> 00:20:54,556
kinda hot, but you know,
maybe that's like a type thing.
448
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,223
Peach Salinger.
449
00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:57,501
Are you lying to me?
450
00:20:57,526 --> 00:20:59,060
Of course you are, that's what you do,
451
00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:00,520
lie so your life looks better.
452
00:21:00,521 --> 00:21:02,856
Peach, I'm... I'm not lying.
453
00:21:02,857 --> 00:21:05,066
I told you, I'm here to write. I...
454
00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:06,734
I can't deal with this right now
455
00:21:06,735 --> 00:21:09,404
- I promise I'll call you.
- And you told her I'm here?
456
00:21:09,405 --> 00:21:11,822
I'm sorry, man. Did I screw up or...
457
00:21:11,823 --> 00:21:14,241
You'll know I'm here.
You may already know.
458
00:21:14,242 --> 00:21:17,036
Hey, you. Oh, sorry.
459
00:21:17,037 --> 00:21:18,203
So sorry.
460
00:21:18,204 --> 00:21:20,248
How is this explainable?
461
00:21:20,249 --> 00:21:23,001
Do I run? Shit, shit, shit.
462
00:21:23,002 --> 00:21:25,962
[LIGHT MUSIC]
463
00:21:25,963 --> 00:21:33,012
♪ ♪
464
00:21:35,513 --> 00:21:37,598
Joe?
465
00:21:37,599 --> 00:21:39,142
Beck?
466
00:21:39,143 --> 00:21:40,519
What are you doing here?
467
00:21:48,194 --> 00:21:50,653
[FIDDLE MUSIC]
468
00:21:50,654 --> 00:21:54,031
That's true, you are
a book seller, aren't you?
469
00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:57,659
Sadly, I humiliate myself
like this annually.
470
00:21:57,660 --> 00:22:00,511
Mm. Well, this is kinda working for ya.
471
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,456
- You mock.
- [LAUGHS]
472
00:22:02,457 --> 00:22:04,181
It's... it's fair.
473
00:22:05,085 --> 00:22:07,087
[SIGHS]
474
00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:11,132
I'm... I'm lying.
I'm lying to you right now.
475
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,593
- Excuse me?
- I knew you were here.
476
00:22:13,594 --> 00:22:15,928
I wasn't happy with how we left things.
477
00:22:15,929 --> 00:22:18,431
And apparently, neither were
you, seeing as how you were
478
00:22:18,432 --> 00:22:20,016
- hiding out in the bathroom.
- I... I...
479
00:22:20,017 --> 00:22:21,850
I wasn't hiding, I swear.
480
00:22:21,851 --> 00:22:24,229
We can at least agree that I may
481
00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:26,356
have left you a little wanting.
482
00:22:26,357 --> 00:22:28,273
- Yeah...
- So, you're saying you did
483
00:22:28,274 --> 00:22:29,818
want it to last
longer than eight seconds?
484
00:22:29,819 --> 00:22:32,110
No! I mean... yeah. As in...
485
00:22:32,111 --> 00:22:33,905
Wait, I thought it was a race.
486
00:22:33,906 --> 00:22:35,656
Didn't I win?
487
00:22:35,657 --> 00:22:37,866
No. Um...
488
00:22:37,867 --> 00:22:40,912
I just... I thought it'd be nice
if I came and surprised you.
489
00:22:40,913 --> 00:22:42,720
And not leave you with...
490
00:22:43,415 --> 00:22:46,335
that memory of me for too long.
491
00:22:47,877 --> 00:22:50,421
How did you, um...
492
00:22:50,422 --> 00:22:52,131
How did you know I was here?
493
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,925
Oh, well, you posted
a nature shot this morning.
494
00:22:54,926 --> 00:22:57,678
See that little restaurant sign
in the background?
495
00:22:57,679 --> 00:23:00,347
Apparently, Pops and Millie's
ain't a chain.
496
00:23:00,348 --> 00:23:02,224
Mm, shocking. Really should be.
497
00:23:02,225 --> 00:23:03,619
Yeah.
498
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,603
So I Googled it
and I saw all the information
499
00:23:05,604 --> 00:23:07,187
about the festival and I figured
500
00:23:07,188 --> 00:23:08,565
this was probably why
you were in the area.
501
00:23:08,566 --> 00:23:10,983
And by the way, this outfit is
really working on you, too.
502
00:23:10,984 --> 00:23:12,777
Ohh.
503
00:23:12,778 --> 00:23:14,084
Um...
504
00:23:14,989 --> 00:23:16,364
[SIGHS]
505
00:23:16,365 --> 00:23:19,048
Can you hold on for just one second?
506
00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:23,495
Hey, sweetie.
Cooper's kinda hitting a wall.
507
00:23:23,496 --> 00:23:25,373
We were gonna head back
and rest up before dinner.
508
00:23:25,374 --> 00:23:28,876
Oh, okay. I'll find my own
ride back to the hotel, so...
509
00:23:28,877 --> 00:23:31,462
And who is this handsome gentleman?
510
00:23:31,463 --> 00:23:34,339
Sorry, this is... this is Joe.
511
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:36,885
He works at a book store
I go to in the city.
512
00:23:36,886 --> 00:23:38,359
Well, hey, Joe.
513
00:23:39,096 --> 00:23:41,431
This is my wife, Nancy.
I'm... I'm Ned, Beck's dad.
514
00:23:41,432 --> 00:23:43,974
- Hi.
- Hey, nice to meet you both.
515
00:23:43,975 --> 00:23:46,560
You're welcome to join us
for dinner, Joe.
516
00:23:46,561 --> 00:23:49,606
Yes! Totally. If you can.
517
00:23:49,607 --> 00:23:52,232
- [SIGHS]
- I... I'd love to.
518
00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:53,791
We'll see you then.
519
00:23:56,488 --> 00:23:58,239
Okay, uh...
520
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,490
I can explain.
521
00:23:59,491 --> 00:24:01,006
Um...
522
00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:03,453
[SIGHS]
523
00:24:03,454 --> 00:24:05,997
One day, when I was, um, 12,
524
00:24:05,998 --> 00:24:09,250
I got home from school
before my brother and sister.
525
00:24:09,251 --> 00:24:11,376
My mom was at work.
526
00:24:11,377 --> 00:24:15,298
So I go into the basement
to play "Mario Brothers"
527
00:24:15,299 --> 00:24:18,440
And I, uh... I find...
528
00:24:18,969 --> 00:24:20,651
my father...
529
00:24:21,429 --> 00:24:25,224
unconscious, with a needle in his arm.
530
00:24:27,352 --> 00:24:29,451
I thought he was dead.
531
00:24:30,188 --> 00:24:32,106
I'm so sorry
532
00:24:32,107 --> 00:24:33,441
you had to go through that.
533
00:24:33,442 --> 00:24:35,457
I mean, he survived it.
534
00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:40,447
And... which, of course,
was this amazing thing.
535
00:24:40,448 --> 00:24:43,451
So when he disappeared on us
because he relapsed,
536
00:24:43,452 --> 00:24:44,967
I just...
537
00:24:45,204 --> 00:24:46,844
I couldn't believe it.
538
00:24:47,748 --> 00:24:51,307
Right then and there,
I decided he was dead.
539
00:24:53,294 --> 00:24:55,837
Which is why I told you he was,
which is...
540
00:24:55,838 --> 00:24:57,507
[SIGHS]
541
00:24:57,508 --> 00:25:00,718
Totally wrong, I mean, who does that?
542
00:25:00,719 --> 00:25:04,097
[CHUCKLES] The first deep, personal thing
543
00:25:04,098 --> 00:25:05,889
I tell you is a total lie.
544
00:25:05,890 --> 00:25:08,350
Well, hang on. That's...
545
00:25:08,351 --> 00:25:10,520
No, I get it if you are horrified
546
00:25:10,521 --> 00:25:12,145
and think I'm a total fraud and liar
547
00:25:12,146 --> 00:25:14,357
and want nothing to do with me.
548
00:25:14,358 --> 00:25:16,290
After everything you've been through?
549
00:25:17,110 --> 00:25:18,443
I get it.
550
00:25:18,444 --> 00:25:20,085
I'm sorry.
551
00:25:22,407 --> 00:25:23,782
[CHUCKLES]
552
00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:25,953
You're sorry?
553
00:25:27,996 --> 00:25:29,637
I am.
554
00:25:31,959 --> 00:25:34,751
Anyway, I was... I was at Brown
555
00:25:34,752 --> 00:25:37,337
and he tracked me down
to say he had gotten clean.
556
00:25:37,338 --> 00:25:39,549
And then he says he wants to help
557
00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:43,051
with my school and some of my bills.
558
00:25:43,052 --> 00:25:47,514
Like dad amends. So I bury my resentment
559
00:25:47,515 --> 00:25:49,599
and start having lunches with him
560
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,242
and doing stupid shit like this.
561
00:25:52,687 --> 00:25:55,272
Playing the dutiful daughter.
562
00:25:55,273 --> 00:25:59,109
Enduring this nauseatingly
perfect new family of his.
563
00:25:59,110 --> 00:26:02,787
- I'm sure they're not perfect.
- Believe me, they are.
564
00:26:02,788 --> 00:26:06,451
- Well, I guess I'll find out tonight.
- No. [LAUGHS]
565
00:26:06,452 --> 00:26:07,993
I'm not subjecting you to that.
566
00:26:07,994 --> 00:26:10,829
I'll just... I'll tell them
you had to go back.
567
00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:13,081
- Book emergency.
- I'd be on board,
568
00:26:13,082 --> 00:26:15,542
but that would be so un-Victorian of me.
569
00:26:15,543 --> 00:26:18,087
The virtuous maiden
is supposed to be rescued
570
00:26:18,088 --> 00:26:21,382
by the dashing, sometimes broody
571
00:26:21,383 --> 00:26:23,593
- altogether charming hero.
- [LAUGHS]
572
00:26:23,594 --> 00:26:26,402
And who is that? Is that...
is that meant to be you?
573
00:26:26,972 --> 00:26:28,306
[LAUGHTER]
574
00:26:28,307 --> 00:26:29,557
But that boat, she can take it.
575
00:26:29,558 --> 00:26:31,254
You know. No, no, I know, I know it well.
576
00:26:31,255 --> 00:26:32,461
I don't know if Beck's told you,
577
00:26:32,462 --> 00:26:34,754
but I captained the Nantucket
Ferry for 16 years.
578
00:26:34,755 --> 00:26:36,313
I did not know... see, now,
579
00:26:36,314 --> 00:26:37,690
I feel like I've been telling
580
00:26:37,691 --> 00:26:39,232
Mickey Mantle how to hold a bat.
581
00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:40,276
Oh, please.
582
00:26:40,277 --> 00:26:41,735
Do you sail, too?
583
00:26:41,736 --> 00:26:43,320
Oh, God, no.
Never had the patience for it.
584
00:26:43,321 --> 00:26:45,615
Oh, Dad, you know your way
around a sailboat.
585
00:26:45,616 --> 00:26:47,241
Well, enough to know that I'm all thumbs.
586
00:26:47,242 --> 00:26:48,826
Yeah, I've been out a couple times.
587
00:26:48,827 --> 00:26:51,369
You don't remember the renters next door?
588
00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:53,414
They had that Sunfish
they let you take out.
589
00:26:53,415 --> 00:26:57,126
The Murphys. Their cars were
always blocking the driveway.
590
00:26:57,127 --> 00:26:59,587
How's life in the big city, dear?
591
00:26:59,588 --> 00:27:02,130
It's great. Thanks for asking.
592
00:27:02,131 --> 00:27:04,800
Oh, and we broke our
centerboard that one time.
593
00:27:04,801 --> 00:27:07,095
And... and the current took us,
like, halfway to Long Island.
594
00:27:07,096 --> 00:27:09,262
Eh... what'd I say? Not much of a sailor.
595
00:27:09,263 --> 00:27:11,598
[LAUGHS] But you do,
you remember it, right?
596
00:27:11,599 --> 00:27:13,309
I mean, it was pouring.
597
00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:16,105
I learned every swear word
in the book that day.
598
00:27:18,357 --> 00:27:20,357
I don't think he remembers, dear.
599
00:27:20,358 --> 00:27:23,443
I think he can speak for himself, Nancy.
600
00:27:23,444 --> 00:27:26,155
God, you know, you don't...
you don't have to protect him.
601
00:27:26,156 --> 00:27:28,199
Okay, he's... he's not a child.
602
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,367
- [SILVERWARE CLANKS]
- You're one to talk.
603
00:27:30,368 --> 00:27:34,038
- Excuse me?
- You invest nothing in this family.
604
00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:35,705
Nothing.
605
00:27:35,706 --> 00:27:37,333
Not even a call
to your father on his birthday.
606
00:27:37,334 --> 00:27:38,792
You know what? Stop.
607
00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:40,293
You have no idea
what you're talking about.
608
00:27:40,294 --> 00:27:42,712
'Cause your father...
he's just an ATM to you.
609
00:27:42,713 --> 00:27:44,965
- Right, Beck?
- Uh, please,
610
00:27:44,966 --> 00:27:46,550
- let's not do this.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
611
00:27:46,551 --> 00:27:48,136
And what is he to you?
612
00:27:48,137 --> 00:27:50,262
A feature for your blog so you can brag
613
00:27:50,263 --> 00:27:52,682
how you lifted him
out of the pits of despair?
614
00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:55,100
News flash!
He was sober when you met him.
615
00:27:55,101 --> 00:27:56,726
I was in the pits with him.
616
00:27:56,727 --> 00:27:59,480
And not because
I wasn't Christian enough.
617
00:27:59,481 --> 00:28:01,982
You didn't save him.
618
00:28:01,983 --> 00:28:03,276
You think he'll fall over
619
00:28:03,277 --> 00:28:04,860
if you pull your hand out of his ass?
620
00:28:04,861 --> 00:28:07,864
- Guinevere! Enough.
- [SIGHS]
621
00:28:07,865 --> 00:28:09,030
What the hell are you looking at?
622
00:28:09,031 --> 00:28:11,325
- Guinevere.
- Do not talk to my daughter that way.
623
00:28:11,326 --> 00:28:13,618
Okay, whatever. I'm done.
624
00:28:13,619 --> 00:28:15,328
Oh, and, um...
625
00:28:15,329 --> 00:28:17,539
congrats on the baby.
626
00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:19,332
How blessed you all are.
627
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,168
[SLAMS TABLE]
628
00:28:21,169 --> 00:28:24,172
[DARK TONE]
629
00:28:24,173 --> 00:28:27,425
♪ ♪
630
00:28:47,195 --> 00:28:49,044
Do you want him dead?
631
00:28:52,701 --> 00:28:54,299
What?
632
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,305
Kinda feels like you and he...
633
00:29:01,877 --> 00:29:03,586
have some unresolved stuff.
634
00:29:03,587 --> 00:29:07,298
Believe me, I'm king
of unresolved family issues.
635
00:29:07,299 --> 00:29:09,648
I know what people splitting feels like.
636
00:29:10,886 --> 00:29:12,220
[SIGHS]
637
00:29:12,221 --> 00:29:14,278
I just wonder if, uh...
638
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,184
Look, he's here. He's alive.
639
00:29:18,185 --> 00:29:21,980
Use that as an opportunity
to talk to him.
640
00:29:24,148 --> 00:29:27,457
Or, uh, you're a writer.
641
00:29:27,903 --> 00:29:29,319
Could be helpful to write about him.
642
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,280
- Cathartic, too.
- What are you doing?
643
00:29:32,281 --> 00:29:33,449
N-nothing... I don't...
644
00:29:33,450 --> 00:29:34,825
Do you hear yourself right now?
645
00:29:34,826 --> 00:29:36,077
I mean, who the hell are you
646
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,578
to tell me that I have daddy issues.
647
00:29:38,579 --> 00:29:39,955
You don't even know me.
648
00:29:39,956 --> 00:29:40,956
Hey, Beck, hang... hang... hang on...
649
00:29:40,957 --> 00:29:42,916
Just go.
650
00:29:42,917 --> 00:29:45,475
Leave me alone. I'm serious.
651
00:29:49,383 --> 00:29:50,715
[SIGHS]
652
00:29:50,716 --> 00:29:57,723
♪ ♪
653
00:30:07,650 --> 00:30:09,166
Hey, hon.
654
00:30:10,695 --> 00:30:12,294
We're gonna get going.
655
00:30:15,325 --> 00:30:17,633
Cool, um...
656
00:30:18,369 --> 00:30:20,260
Thanks for dinner.
657
00:30:22,650 --> 00:30:24,695
This should cover the room.
658
00:30:39,223 --> 00:30:41,865
It's hard for me to see you with them.
659
00:30:42,269 --> 00:30:45,520
I keep waiting for you to be you again.
660
00:30:45,521 --> 00:30:47,440
Well, this is me, Guinevere.
661
00:30:47,441 --> 00:30:49,399
No, it's not. You were...
662
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,651
Reckless.
663
00:30:50,652 --> 00:30:51,985
And out of control.
664
00:30:51,986 --> 00:30:54,655
And, honey, you were a kid, you...
665
00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:56,240
You didn't see what was going on.
666
00:30:56,241 --> 00:30:57,631
Yes...
667
00:30:58,201 --> 00:30:59,758
yes, I did.
668
00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:03,165
And you were more than just an addict.
669
00:31:04,665 --> 00:31:06,640
I miss you.
670
00:31:10,588 --> 00:31:13,522
[SIGHS] Whatever.
671
00:31:14,342 --> 00:31:16,636
You know, I tell people that you're dead.
672
00:31:18,512 --> 00:31:21,655
Kinda feels like you did die
that day in the basement.
673
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,519
[SOMBER MUSIC]
674
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,770
♪ ♪
675
00:31:26,771 --> 00:31:28,870
I'm sorry you feel that way.
676
00:31:31,568 --> 00:31:33,528
You were a good sailor.
677
00:31:40,910 --> 00:31:43,302
Well, maybe you can
tell me about it sometime.
678
00:31:43,914 --> 00:31:45,804
Maybe in Vermont.
679
00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:48,598
Over Christmas.
680
00:31:52,088 --> 00:31:54,215
Like I said, I'll have to let you know.
681
00:31:56,885 --> 00:32:03,892
♪ ♪
682
00:32:10,898 --> 00:32:13,901
[SOMBER POP MUSIC]
683
00:32:13,902 --> 00:32:17,780
♪ ♪
684
00:32:17,781 --> 00:32:19,615
[SIGHS]
685
00:32:19,616 --> 00:32:26,665
♪ ♪
686
00:32:41,096 --> 00:32:42,637
[SIGHS]
687
00:32:42,638 --> 00:32:44,472
On the plywood over the bay window,
688
00:32:44,473 --> 00:32:47,350
we spray paint taunts
at Hurricane Isabel.
689
00:32:47,351 --> 00:32:50,020
Cow her into a tropical storm.
690
00:32:50,021 --> 00:32:53,774
Her moon tide, though,
carries your beach chair away.
691
00:32:58,405 --> 00:33:00,780
Sea glass and Springsteen.
692
00:33:00,781 --> 00:33:04,326
The beached whale, the silent walk home.
693
00:33:04,327 --> 00:33:07,455
The grill that doesn't start
on the Fourth of July.
694
00:33:10,791 --> 00:33:13,543
♪ ♪
695
00:33:13,544 --> 00:33:17,839
The woman at the drug store
you hit on who isn't Mom.
696
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,482
The renters blocking the drive.
697
00:33:20,886 --> 00:33:23,902
The string of my sweatshirt I gnaw on.
698
00:33:25,682 --> 00:33:28,642
Morning sun over Wauwinet.
699
00:33:28,643 --> 00:33:31,228
The red ladle over the pan.
700
00:33:31,229 --> 00:33:33,897
Your wrist, the perfect cant.
701
00:33:33,898 --> 00:33:35,900
[PHONE BUZZES]
702
00:33:37,569 --> 00:33:41,405
You leave for the 8:20 to
Hyannis with one commandment.
703
00:33:41,406 --> 00:33:44,451
Get the batter off the ladle
while it's wet.
704
00:33:45,827 --> 00:33:47,829
[SIGHS]
705
00:33:52,666 --> 00:33:54,668
The ladle's left in the sink.
706
00:33:56,838 --> 00:33:58,713
Mom lets it soak.
707
00:33:58,714 --> 00:34:00,840
Leave it, she says.
708
00:34:00,841 --> 00:34:03,608
You go away, and we come home.
709
00:34:04,178 --> 00:34:07,013
And what's left of you. It loosens.
710
00:34:07,014 --> 00:34:09,349
And the water carries it away.
711
00:34:09,350 --> 00:34:16,358
♪ ♪
712
00:34:20,153 --> 00:34:21,904
[WATER RUNNING]
713
00:34:21,905 --> 00:34:23,708
[PHONE BUZZES]
714
00:34:25,617 --> 00:34:28,576
[PHONE BUZZING]
715
00:34:28,577 --> 00:34:36,293
♪ ♪
716
00:34:36,294 --> 00:34:38,092
[PHONE BUZZES]
717
00:34:47,055 --> 00:34:49,057
[SIGHS]
718
00:34:53,019 --> 00:34:58,148
♪ ♪
719
00:34:58,149 --> 00:35:00,233
[KNOCKING]
720
00:35:00,234 --> 00:35:02,570
[INHALES, EXHALES]
721
00:35:02,571 --> 00:35:04,779
[LOCKS UNLATCHING]
722
00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:10,578
♪ ♪
723
00:35:10,579 --> 00:35:15,222
They say girls with daddy
issues are really good in bed.
724
00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:18,251
Mm.
725
00:35:18,252 --> 00:35:24,257
♪ ♪
726
00:35:24,258 --> 00:35:26,775
I like who I am with you, Joe.
727
00:35:28,638 --> 00:35:33,099
♪ You can see it in my eyes ♪
728
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,476
♪ On the level ♪
729
00:35:35,477 --> 00:35:38,480
♪ Comin' out of nowhere ♪
730
00:35:38,481 --> 00:35:42,985
♪ ♪
731
00:35:42,986 --> 00:35:45,320
Mm, mm... sorry I didn't call.
732
00:35:45,321 --> 00:35:47,281
Is it okay if I come in?
733
00:35:50,618 --> 00:35:53,704
♪ I'm rebel ♪
734
00:35:53,705 --> 00:35:58,000
♪ Take a breath and say a prayer ♪
735
00:35:58,001 --> 00:35:59,626
Ah! [LAUGHS]
736
00:35:59,627 --> 00:36:03,088
♪ You play your game, I take my time ♪
737
00:36:03,089 --> 00:36:04,590
Ahh!
738
00:36:04,591 --> 00:36:07,884
♪ You take your aim ♪
739
00:36:07,885 --> 00:36:11,889
♪ Commit your crime ♪
740
00:36:11,890 --> 00:36:13,238
Ahh!
741
00:36:14,225 --> 00:36:17,268
- Oh!
- [LAUGHS] Ah!
742
00:36:17,269 --> 00:36:19,480
Too rough for you, Goldberg?
743
00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:20,730
Not at all.
744
00:36:20,731 --> 00:36:22,983
♪ I'm a rebel ♪
745
00:36:22,984 --> 00:36:27,654
♪ Comin' out of nowhere ♪
746
00:36:27,655 --> 00:36:29,322
- Uh!
- Yeah!
747
00:36:29,323 --> 00:36:33,326
♪ Take a breath and say a prayer ♪
748
00:36:33,327 --> 00:36:36,497
[SIGHING]
749
00:36:38,874 --> 00:36:41,961
[SIGHS] I want you, Joe.
750
00:36:43,879 --> 00:36:46,965
♪ Comin' out of no... rebel ♪
751
00:36:46,966 --> 00:36:50,009
♪ Comin' out of no... rebel ♪
752
00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:52,929
♪ Comin' out of no... ♪
753
00:36:52,930 --> 00:36:56,099
♪ Comin' out of no... ♪
754
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:57,519
[BOTH MOAN]
755
00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:03,857
[UPBEAT, LIGHT MUSIC]
756
00:37:03,858 --> 00:37:06,110
♪ ♪
757
00:37:06,111 --> 00:37:07,860
[SIGHS]
758
00:37:07,861 --> 00:37:14,868
♪ ♪
759
00:37:18,205 --> 00:37:19,706
Hey, stranger.
760
00:37:19,707 --> 00:37:21,348
Ohh.
761
00:37:22,292 --> 00:37:23,960
You drool in your sleep.
762
00:37:23,961 --> 00:37:25,852
So cute.
763
00:37:26,214 --> 00:37:27,797
Were you watching me?
764
00:37:27,798 --> 00:37:29,397
Maybe.
765
00:37:30,426 --> 00:37:32,567
Uh-oh. Stalker.
766
00:37:33,053 --> 00:37:35,390
Learn from the best.
767
00:37:38,392 --> 00:37:41,395
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]
768
00:37:41,396 --> 00:37:46,525
♪ ♪
769
00:37:46,526 --> 00:37:48,833
[BOTH LAUGH]
770
00:37:49,653 --> 00:37:52,697
How... how did you
figure out where I live?
771
00:37:52,698 --> 00:37:54,074
[SIGHS]
772
00:37:54,075 --> 00:37:56,869
The bearded guy from the bookstore.
773
00:37:56,870 --> 00:37:58,426
Oh.
774
00:38:02,417 --> 00:38:05,086
Mm, you taste like maple syrup.
775
00:38:10,258 --> 00:38:12,925
- Mm, wait.
- What?
776
00:38:12,926 --> 00:38:15,138
[SIGHS]
777
00:38:17,055 --> 00:38:21,268
I have to apologize about our talk.
778
00:38:21,269 --> 00:38:23,603
I was a hostile goose.
779
00:38:23,604 --> 00:38:25,021
A hostile goose?
780
00:38:25,022 --> 00:38:27,273
Yeah, geese are total dicks.
781
00:38:27,274 --> 00:38:29,025
But, uh, no, seriously.
782
00:38:29,026 --> 00:38:32,612
You called me on my shit,
783
00:38:32,613 --> 00:38:35,491
and I took it really poorly.
784
00:38:35,492 --> 00:38:38,117
Because, um... well, because
785
00:38:38,118 --> 00:38:39,786
you were totally right,
and I didn't wanna hear it
786
00:38:39,787 --> 00:38:41,288
and I'm sorry.
787
00:38:41,289 --> 00:38:43,081
Like you said, we barely know each other.
788
00:38:43,082 --> 00:38:44,708
- And here I was, trying...
- You really don't think
789
00:38:44,709 --> 00:38:46,460
we know each other?
790
00:38:46,461 --> 00:38:49,087
I mean, I was just... I was angry
when I said that and...
791
00:38:49,088 --> 00:38:50,645
Look...
792
00:38:52,050 --> 00:38:56,637
sometimes I could swear
I've known you forever.
793
00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,262
But in the grand scheme of things,
794
00:38:58,263 --> 00:39:00,097
Not long enough
795
00:39:00,098 --> 00:39:01,391
for me to be commenting
796
00:39:01,392 --> 00:39:02,934
on your relationship with your father.
797
00:39:02,935 --> 00:39:04,393
Oh, you were just trying to help me see
798
00:39:04,394 --> 00:39:06,896
that I'm full of shit. [LAUGHS]
799
00:39:06,897 --> 00:39:09,148
And you were sweet.
800
00:39:09,149 --> 00:39:13,027
Uh, it's funny. I feel like
every guy I date is...
801
00:39:13,028 --> 00:39:15,322
they're either messes...
like my dad was...
802
00:39:15,323 --> 00:39:16,989
or they're like my dad is now,
803
00:39:16,990 --> 00:39:19,924
trying to be something
that they think they should.
804
00:39:21,454 --> 00:39:24,831
Or they're me. Both a mess and a fraud.
805
00:39:24,832 --> 00:39:26,333
You're not a fraud.
806
00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:29,335
- So just a mess?
- No, not more than anyone.
807
00:39:29,336 --> 00:39:32,547
But then there is you.
808
00:39:32,548 --> 00:39:35,007
I mean, you're not trying to be
anything than what you are.
809
00:39:35,008 --> 00:39:37,594
You're just you. There's not an ounce
810
00:39:37,595 --> 00:39:39,137
of falseness in you.
811
00:39:39,138 --> 00:39:42,683
I mean, you drink Cafe Bustelo
and you own starch.
812
00:39:42,684 --> 00:39:45,268
And I like how you don't care
about dumb shit
813
00:39:45,269 --> 00:39:47,271
like posting your life online.
814
00:39:47,272 --> 00:39:49,691
I mean, it's... it's a revelation.
815
00:39:51,609 --> 00:39:55,612
Do you know how many selfies
I've taken on the toilet?
816
00:39:55,613 --> 00:39:56,779
A lot.
817
00:39:56,780 --> 00:39:58,783
[LAUGHS]
818
00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:05,204
Okay, instead of sitting here,
watching you judge me,
819
00:40:05,205 --> 00:40:06,789
I'm gonna go pee. No.
820
00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:08,125
I'm not...
821
00:40:08,126 --> 00:40:10,919
And try not to take a selfie.
822
00:40:12,589 --> 00:40:13,880
[DOOR CLOSES]
823
00:40:13,881 --> 00:40:15,215
What are the chances
824
00:40:15,216 --> 00:40:16,842
I'm getting a follow-up review?
825
00:40:16,843 --> 00:40:21,054
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC]
826
00:40:21,055 --> 00:40:24,056
♪ Heaven ♪
827
00:40:24,057 --> 00:40:28,853
♪ I'm in heaven ♪
828
00:40:28,854 --> 00:40:33,317
Apparently I've redeemed myself.
829
00:40:33,318 --> 00:40:34,735
Far be it for me to stop you
830
00:40:34,736 --> 00:40:37,570
from shouting it from the rooftops.
831
00:40:37,571 --> 00:40:41,339
Plus, I guess it is nice
to hear it from your friends.
832
00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:44,828
Even if not all of them
833
00:40:44,829 --> 00:40:46,704
can share in your happiness.
834
00:40:46,705 --> 00:40:50,250
♪ ♪
835
00:40:50,251 --> 00:40:52,085
It's really too bad
836
00:40:52,086 --> 00:40:53,587
the one whose approval you crave most
837
00:40:53,588 --> 00:40:55,213
isn't my biggest fan.
838
00:40:55,214 --> 00:41:02,263
♪ ♪
839
00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:08,157
Fortunately, Paco's a
remarkably quick reader.
840
00:41:10,396 --> 00:41:12,438
I can return the book I, of course,
841
00:41:12,439 --> 00:41:14,581
never had any intention of keeping.
842
00:41:15,401 --> 00:41:17,417
And if that's not enough,
843
00:41:17,861 --> 00:41:20,587
if Peach still has a problem...
844
00:41:21,865 --> 00:41:23,784
well, every relationship has
845
00:41:23,785 --> 00:41:26,009
its obstacles to overcome, right?
846
00:41:26,870 --> 00:41:29,095
I won't let her get
in the way of us, Beck.
847
00:41:29,624 --> 00:41:30,916
I won't.
848
00:41:30,917 --> 00:41:33,627
♪ I'm in heaven ♪
849
00:41:34,885 --> 00:41:42,951
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