1 00:00:00,561 --> 00:00:04,435 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,983 --> 00:00:07,284 ( Theme music playing ) 3 00:00:13,022 --> 00:00:16,257 Hello? No, I can't find it. 4 00:00:17,459 --> 00:00:19,259 Yeah, you know, my assistant's not here. 5 00:00:19,293 --> 00:00:21,427 I can't-- I don't know where it is. 6 00:00:21,461 --> 00:00:23,695 I'm sorry. Thank you. 7 00:00:25,664 --> 00:00:27,097 - Hey. - Let's go. 8 00:00:27,131 --> 00:00:29,666 ( Sighs ) Lunch. 9 00:00:29,701 --> 00:00:32,004 - Lunch! - I forgot all about it. 10 00:00:32,038 --> 00:00:35,642 Where's Antoinette? Doesn't she remind you of these things? 11 00:00:35,676 --> 00:00:38,714 Yeah, except she hasn't been here in three weeks. 12 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:42,253 - Well, where is she? - She told me that her father was dying 13 00:00:42,287 --> 00:00:44,388 and she wanted to go home and spend some time with him 14 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:47,058 and he hasn't died. 15 00:00:47,093 --> 00:00:49,061 He's kind of, you know, lingering. 16 00:00:49,095 --> 00:00:51,965 - What if he hangs on for, like, six months? - That's the problem! 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,459 - You're stuck. - I know, what can I do? I can't fire her. 18 00:00:55,493 --> 00:00:58,088 - Right? - You know, if he knew 19 00:00:58,119 --> 00:01:00,616 that his daughter's job was in jeopardy, 20 00:01:00,650 --> 00:01:02,651 based on hanging on, he'd die. 21 00:01:02,685 --> 00:01:05,686 Maybe if she just said, "dad, I've got to get back to work." 22 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,287 - Yeah. - ( Knocks ) 23 00:01:07,322 --> 00:01:10,123 Hey, I'm Dino from Big Dog productions. 24 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:12,392 I'm moving in next door. You can call me Dog. 25 00:01:12,426 --> 00:01:14,226 - Everybody calls me Dog. - Larry: Dog! 26 00:01:14,261 --> 00:01:15,661 - Yeah, that's it. - I like it. 27 00:01:15,695 --> 00:01:17,696 Um, anyway, I'm doing the shark show. 28 00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:20,498 You've heard of the shark show, right, "Great White Wonderland"? 29 00:01:20,532 --> 00:01:23,200 - I've seen some ads on buses, yeah. - That's the show. 30 00:01:23,234 --> 00:01:25,736 Anyway, we're going to be seeing each other around campus, 31 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:28,205 so I just thought I'd drift on in and say hey. 32 00:01:28,239 --> 00:01:30,173 - Oh, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. 33 00:01:30,207 --> 00:01:33,909 Oh, we're probably gonna be sharing the kitchen? 34 00:01:35,044 --> 00:01:36,812 Do you mind if I take a cabinet? 35 00:01:38,081 --> 00:01:39,881 - Yeah, sure. - I really really appreciate it. 36 00:01:39,915 --> 00:01:41,549 - No problem. - So we're cool with that? 37 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:43,350 - Yeah. - See you, man. 38 00:01:43,385 --> 00:01:46,954 - Thanks, Dog. - I can't believe you just gave away a cabinet. 39 00:01:46,988 --> 00:01:50,090 You never give up a cabinet. Never give up a cabinet. 40 00:01:50,124 --> 00:01:52,893 - I guess I was stupid. - You don't give away a cabinet. 41 00:01:52,927 --> 00:01:55,128 - Eh, I think it'll be fine. - No, it's not gonna be fine. 42 00:01:55,163 --> 00:01:57,064 - Aw, don't worry about it. - Let's go, come on. 43 00:02:01,569 --> 00:02:03,403 Okay, thank you very much. 44 00:02:05,738 --> 00:02:07,538 - See you tonight. - Yeah, okay. 45 00:02:10,242 --> 00:02:11,675 - Did I just see you kiss the hostess? - No. 46 00:02:11,710 --> 00:02:13,277 - Huh-uh. - And she kissed you back. 47 00:02:13,311 --> 00:02:16,513 - Really? - What the heck's... 48 00:02:16,547 --> 00:02:18,982 - What do you think? - Beautiful girl. 49 00:02:19,016 --> 00:02:20,650 But you're shitting where you eat. 50 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:22,752 - That's right. I'm shitting where I eat. - Yeah. 51 00:02:22,786 --> 00:02:25,587 We love this restaurant. You're never gonna be able to come back here. 52 00:02:25,622 --> 00:02:27,656 Inevitably I will break up with her. 53 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,924 - There's no question about it. - Uh-huh? 54 00:02:29,959 --> 00:02:31,359 But when that happens... 55 00:02:31,393 --> 00:02:33,494 - Mm-hmm? - ...I will come back here. 56 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:36,964 - And I will shit where I eat. - Or eat where you shat. 57 00:02:36,998 --> 00:02:39,299 - Or eat where I shat. - I've never seen it done. 58 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,167 - I'm hell-bent on doing it. - ( Phone chimes ) 59 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:42,568 - You're hell-bent? - Yes. 60 00:02:42,603 --> 00:02:44,103 All right. 61 00:02:44,137 --> 00:02:46,972 Ah, she texted me. 62 00:02:47,006 --> 00:02:49,007 She texted you, how adorable. 63 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:51,743 Yeah, a smiley face at the end. 64 00:02:51,777 --> 00:02:54,045 Oh, a smiley face. See, I hate that. 65 00:02:54,079 --> 00:02:56,280 ( Groans ) I told her about the smiley faces. 66 00:02:56,314 --> 00:02:58,849 I can't stand it. And everybody uses them! 67 00:02:58,883 --> 00:03:01,651 - I don't understand. - What, are they gonna be in newspapers soon? 68 00:03:01,685 --> 00:03:04,620 "New York times" headline: "Unemployment drops :)" 69 00:03:04,654 --> 00:03:06,889 - That's where we're headed. - Man: Hey. 70 00:03:06,923 --> 00:03:09,091 - Hey, Stu. - Hi, how are you, Stu? 71 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:11,226 - What's up? Good to see you. - Hi. 72 00:03:12,595 --> 00:03:14,395 - How are you? Good to see you. - Hey. 73 00:03:14,430 --> 00:03:18,132 Oh, man, you know, your cheek just touched mine on that hug. 74 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:20,501 - Yeah, I hugged you. - I know, but still, 75 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:23,203 check-to-cheek contact from men-- That's unacceptable. 76 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,104 - I'll remember that for next time. - That's a no no. 77 00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:26,972 Hey, why don't we have dinner on Saturday night? 78 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:30,275 - Are you guys free? - Well, to be honest, 79 00:03:30,309 --> 00:03:33,344 things aren't so great with Susie and I right now. 80 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:36,113 I think it'd be best if we'd bow out of Saturday night. 81 00:03:36,148 --> 00:03:38,782 - It's not gonna work. - Of course, I understand. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 82 00:03:38,817 --> 00:03:41,018 - Yeah, it's okay. It'll work out. - All right, well then, 83 00:03:41,052 --> 00:03:42,619 Saturday night? 84 00:03:42,653 --> 00:03:44,120 Sure! Yeah. 85 00:03:44,155 --> 00:03:46,189 - I'll call you to confirm. Awesome. - Okay. 86 00:03:46,223 --> 00:03:47,857 - Bye, guys. - Okay, Stu. 87 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:54,696 - That is right. - "Things aren't so great right now..." 88 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:56,297 With Susie and I, they're not so great. 89 00:03:56,331 --> 00:03:58,165 - "...With Susie and I." - They're not great. 90 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,200 Congratulations. That was gorgeous. 91 00:04:01,235 --> 00:04:03,936 - Perfection, right? - Meanwhile I'm having dinner with the two of them. 92 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:07,205 By the way, things many times are not great with Susie and I. 93 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,507 It's never stopped us from going to dinner. 94 00:04:10,743 --> 00:04:13,110 ( Music playing ) 95 00:04:16,748 --> 00:04:18,782 Oh, by the way, 96 00:04:18,816 --> 00:04:22,351 very cute text that you sent me. It was very sweet. 97 00:04:22,386 --> 00:04:25,554 Be careful about the smiley faces. 98 00:04:25,589 --> 00:04:27,889 - What's wrong with the smiley face? - I feel like 99 00:04:27,924 --> 00:04:31,025 - I'm getting a text from a 10-year-old. - Okay, I can do that. 100 00:04:31,059 --> 00:04:32,359 - All right. - You think you can do that? 101 00:04:32,393 --> 00:04:34,294 - Yes, I can. Okay. - Okay? 102 00:04:36,463 --> 00:04:38,263 - Let me ask you something. - Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:38,297 --> 00:04:41,699 Do you see anything on my forehead? Is there a little mark there? 104 00:04:41,733 --> 00:04:43,767 - Y-yeah. - Huh. 105 00:04:43,801 --> 00:04:47,636 - I'll go see Dr. Rivkin. - Why are we talking instead of kissing? 106 00:04:47,671 --> 00:04:50,104 Why can't you kiss and talk? 107 00:04:50,139 --> 00:04:53,074 I don't-- I don't know, I just feel like eating while you're talking-- 108 00:04:53,109 --> 00:04:55,913 - It's not mutually exclusive. - It seems a little weird to me. 109 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:58,385 - I don't know. - You know, I talk during intercourse too. 110 00:04:58,419 --> 00:04:59,653 - You do? - Yes. 111 00:04:59,687 --> 00:05:01,187 - I'm looking forward to that. - Okay. 112 00:05:01,222 --> 00:05:04,257 - ( Door opens ) - That is so funny. Hey, guys. 113 00:05:04,291 --> 00:05:07,226 I just saw this hilarious YouTube video. 114 00:05:07,260 --> 00:05:10,062 This woman, she gets robbed, right? 115 00:05:10,096 --> 00:05:11,897 And, um-- Well, that's not the funny part. 116 00:05:11,931 --> 00:05:14,365 I'm sorry, Larry, this is my niece Mimi. 117 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,967 - She's just staying with me for a couple of weeks. - Hello. 118 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:19,069 The funny thing is my mom's the one who sent it to me. 119 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:21,905 - No, she didn't. - I didn't even know she knew how to use YouTube. 120 00:05:21,939 --> 00:05:25,141 Hey, you know, we're making out here. 121 00:05:25,175 --> 00:05:26,875 Sorry. 122 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,044 I didn't-- I didn't know. 'Cause I heard you guys talking. 123 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,979 You can talk and make out. 124 00:05:31,013 --> 00:05:33,047 Well, not if it's good. 125 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:36,383 - That's really not your concern. - I've never heard of that. 126 00:05:36,418 --> 00:05:39,286 Okay, now you've heard of it. Tsk. 127 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,387 - Larry: Good night. - Enjoy your-- 128 00:05:41,422 --> 00:05:43,556 - Here, take the bowl with you. - Oh, thank you. 129 00:05:43,590 --> 00:05:46,425 - Heidi: Good night, sweetheart. - Thanks, good night. 130 00:05:46,459 --> 00:05:47,759 Have fun talking. Ha ha. 131 00:05:47,793 --> 00:05:50,194 Maybe this is 132 00:05:50,228 --> 00:05:52,429 a good break in the action. 133 00:05:52,464 --> 00:05:54,297 - Oh, okay. - Yeah okay. 134 00:05:54,332 --> 00:05:56,166 No problem. 135 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,034 Oh goodness. But that was fun. 136 00:05:58,069 --> 00:06:00,703 - Yeah. - Thank you for dinner. 137 00:06:00,738 --> 00:06:03,339 - Oh, you're quite welcome. - Oh, do you have any cash? 138 00:06:03,374 --> 00:06:05,909 Just I can pay you back when I see you at the restaurant. 139 00:06:05,943 --> 00:06:08,344 - Sure, yeah. - I totally forgot I have to get up 140 00:06:08,378 --> 00:06:10,713 and go to the farmer's market and I just need a little bit of-- 141 00:06:10,747 --> 00:06:12,680 - How about 60 bucks? There you go. - 60 bucks, 142 00:06:12,715 --> 00:06:15,015 - thank you very much. - Bye. 143 00:06:15,049 --> 00:06:16,982 Bye. 144 00:06:43,037 --> 00:06:46,171 - ( Sighs ) - Hey, Larry. 145 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,075 - How's it going? - You know what? 146 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:52,744 - It's not going so great. - Why's that? 147 00:06:52,778 --> 00:06:54,846 Why's that? Look at this! 148 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,181 What'd you do? You stuffed me into one cabinet! 149 00:06:57,215 --> 00:06:59,416 Looks like it all fit in there. 150 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:02,085 I gave you a cabinet. You took two? 151 00:07:02,119 --> 00:07:05,488 That's not fair. We have the same number of people. 152 00:07:05,522 --> 00:07:07,656 Well, right now I have two people, yeah, 153 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:10,591 but I told you I'm doing the shark show. They're gonna be back. 154 00:07:10,626 --> 00:07:13,194 - When? When are they coming back? - I don't know, Larry. 155 00:07:13,228 --> 00:07:15,562 When they're done shooting the sharks, they will come back. 156 00:07:15,597 --> 00:07:19,098 You want to be fair about this thing? I'll take this cabinet, 157 00:07:19,132 --> 00:07:21,667 you take that cabinet and we'll split this one. 158 00:07:21,701 --> 00:07:23,502 No. 159 00:07:23,536 --> 00:07:26,771 This stays exactly the way it is. 160 00:07:26,806 --> 00:07:29,073 Okay? Peace, brother. 161 00:07:29,107 --> 00:07:30,641 Peace. 162 00:07:32,811 --> 00:07:34,478 ( Phone rings ) 163 00:07:34,512 --> 00:07:37,647 - Hello! - Larry: Mr. O'Malley. 164 00:07:37,681 --> 00:07:41,417 - This is Larry David. - Hello, boss Larry there. 165 00:07:41,451 --> 00:07:43,152 Hi, how are you doing? 166 00:07:43,186 --> 00:07:46,187 How are you feeling? 167 00:07:46,222 --> 00:07:49,423 Uh, about the same, I think, yeah. 168 00:07:49,457 --> 00:07:52,059 Have the doctors... 169 00:07:52,093 --> 00:07:53,460 Told you anything? 170 00:07:53,494 --> 00:07:56,362 Oh, you know doctors. They don't tell you anything. 171 00:07:56,397 --> 00:07:59,932 What kind of mood are they in when they-- When they talk to you? 172 00:07:59,966 --> 00:08:03,335 Do they kind of huddle together and whisper? 173 00:08:03,369 --> 00:08:05,036 No. 174 00:08:05,071 --> 00:08:07,238 Do they seem morose? 175 00:08:07,272 --> 00:08:08,873 Lugubrious? 176 00:08:08,907 --> 00:08:11,275 No, they take tests and I-- 177 00:08:11,309 --> 00:08:13,276 I don't know if I pass or fail. 178 00:08:13,311 --> 00:08:14,611 Hmm. 179 00:08:14,645 --> 00:08:17,080 - Is Antoinette there? - Hold on a second. 180 00:08:17,114 --> 00:08:21,484 Hey, thanks for calling. That's so sweet of you. 181 00:08:21,518 --> 00:08:25,153 So Big Dog productions rented the office next door and they're sharing the kitchen with us. 182 00:08:25,188 --> 00:08:27,522 And I had to give up a cabinet. 183 00:08:27,557 --> 00:08:30,491 Larry, no! You never give up a cabinet. 184 00:08:30,526 --> 00:08:32,960 Never ever give up a cabinet. 185 00:08:32,994 --> 00:08:34,862 - He actually took two. - ( Sighs ) 186 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:37,965 This is why you need to be here. Can't you come in for a day? 187 00:08:37,999 --> 00:08:41,535 You know, straighten up a little bit. Maybe you can get one back. 188 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:44,138 ( Groans ) All right, fine. 189 00:08:44,172 --> 00:08:47,875 - Oh, terrific. - Why are you not with Richard right now? 190 00:08:47,910 --> 00:08:49,977 - You were supposed to have lunch with Lewis. - Ah! 191 00:08:50,012 --> 00:08:52,913 I'm 15 minutes late already! See, this is why I need you to come in. 192 00:08:52,948 --> 00:08:54,715 I'll be there tomorrow. Bye-bye. 193 00:08:54,749 --> 00:08:56,683 Ahh! 194 00:08:58,352 --> 00:09:00,786 - I'm so sorry, honest to God. - Oh! 195 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:02,687 Oh, you decide to show up after all. 196 00:09:02,721 --> 00:09:04,922 So sorry. No, I was at the dermatologist. 197 00:09:04,956 --> 00:09:07,056 And he kept me waiting for 45 minutes. 198 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:09,456 - 45 minute-- Rivkin did? - 45-- Yes! 199 00:09:09,491 --> 00:09:12,259 He made you wait for 45-- Are you lying to me? 200 00:09:12,293 --> 00:09:14,828 - No! - Your voice just went up. 201 00:09:14,862 --> 00:09:17,030 - What? So what? - That means you're lying. 202 00:09:17,064 --> 00:09:19,899 - Get out, no! - People who do that, that means they're lying. 203 00:09:19,933 --> 00:09:22,334 - I was just being emphatic. - The whole Watergate trial, 204 00:09:22,369 --> 00:09:24,236 ( high-pitched ) They went "no, I wasn't there!" 205 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:26,204 - Okay, but I was being emphatic. - Rivkin? 206 00:09:26,239 --> 00:09:28,206 - Boy, that really burns me, man. - What? 207 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,875 I'm really-- That pisses me off. 'Cause he's a cool guy 208 00:09:30,909 --> 00:09:33,911 and now he's turning into one of those guys in Beverly Hills. 209 00:09:33,945 --> 00:09:37,881 You know, they keep you waiting there in the room there with 1300 other people. 210 00:09:37,915 --> 00:09:41,017 - I usually go right in. - Somebody was-- Had got a bad burn 211 00:09:41,051 --> 00:09:43,752 - and it took a long time. - Well, this is bullshit. 212 00:09:43,787 --> 00:09:47,322 - It's not his fault! He had a burn victim. - He's my doctor, why can't-- 213 00:09:47,357 --> 00:09:48,924 - Hi, how are you? - Hey! 214 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:51,959 - Both: Hi. - What just happened here? 215 00:09:51,994 --> 00:09:54,261 - Am I dreaming? - Oh, Richard, Heidi. 216 00:09:54,295 --> 00:09:55,829 - Hi. - She's the hostess here. 217 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,196 - How are you? - Hi, Heidi. Nice to meet you. 218 00:09:57,231 --> 00:10:00,398 Hi, nice to meet you. Wow, you never told me about Heidi. 219 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,267 - Did you go to the farmer's market? - No, I didn't. 220 00:10:03,301 --> 00:10:06,737 I overslept, so I went to Whole Foods instead and I used my credit card. 221 00:10:07,939 --> 00:10:10,873 - So you still got the $60. - Yeah. 222 00:10:10,908 --> 00:10:14,812 Anyway, I didn't want to interrupt. I just wanted to say hi 223 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,148 and tell you to have a nice lunch. It was so nice to meet you. 224 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:19,117 - Pleasure. - Thank you. Have a good meal. 225 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:20,551 Bye. 226 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:23,020 - Are you out of your fucking mind? - I know. 227 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:26,857 - You don't shit where you eat. - This is your favorite restaurant. 228 00:10:26,891 --> 00:10:29,726 You work 20 seconds from here. You're not gonna stick with her. 229 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,528 - No, of course not. - You'll never be able to come here again. 230 00:10:32,562 --> 00:10:36,365 - Oh, won't I? - I shat where I ate 231 00:10:36,399 --> 00:10:38,834 all over Hollywood and Beverly Hills. 232 00:10:38,868 --> 00:10:41,502 - I'm down to four restaurants. - Mm-hmm. 233 00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:44,171 Mr. Chow's-- Out. The Palm-- Out. 234 00:10:44,205 --> 00:10:46,206 - You can't go there? - Med Cafe-- Out. 235 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,041 So, you know, what are you doing? 236 00:10:48,075 --> 00:10:49,609 I say that I will eat here again. 237 00:10:49,643 --> 00:10:50,810 - Oh really? - Yes. 238 00:10:50,844 --> 00:10:53,946 I will be the Edmund Hillary... 239 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:56,147 - ( Snickers ) The Ed-- - ...Of shitting where you eat. 240 00:10:56,182 --> 00:10:57,382 - You think so? - Yes yes. 241 00:10:57,416 --> 00:10:59,083 - The first guy? - The first guy. 242 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:02,152 - Until that happens, you're an idiot. - Hey, let me ask you something. 243 00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:04,955 - Sure. - So yesterday she took $60 from me. 244 00:11:04,989 --> 00:11:06,489 - I heard, yeah. - To go shopping. 245 00:11:06,524 --> 00:11:09,258 - But she didn't use it? - So? 246 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:11,694 It's-- Shouldn't she be giving it back? 247 00:11:11,728 --> 00:11:15,797 What's $60 by comparison to intercourse with a woman like that? 248 00:11:15,832 --> 00:11:17,999 Still, it's a question of character. 249 00:11:18,034 --> 00:11:20,868 - You know. - I'm sorry, Mr. Lincoln. 250 00:11:20,903 --> 00:11:24,671 - You're a fucking schmuck. - Well, we don't see it the same way. 251 00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:29,109 - Happy? - Oh! 252 00:11:29,143 --> 00:11:30,543 - How about that? - Fabulous. 253 00:11:30,578 --> 00:11:32,278 This is what a desk should look like. 254 00:11:32,313 --> 00:11:34,680 Yeah, how did it get that way, by the way? 255 00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:36,415 You know, it just builds up. 256 00:11:36,449 --> 00:11:38,516 - This is great. - Thank you. 257 00:11:38,551 --> 00:11:40,551 - All right. - Ooh, and I got you treats. 258 00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:42,653 - There it is. - You see? It's one day. 259 00:11:42,687 --> 00:11:46,222 You came in for one day, tomorrow you'll go back to the hospital. 260 00:11:46,257 --> 00:11:48,391 And I am gonna get that cabinet back for us. 261 00:11:48,425 --> 00:11:52,895 You get that cabinet back, there'll be a little something in it for you. 262 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,330 Okay, I'm gonna just unpack that stuff. 263 00:11:55,364 --> 00:11:57,265 - Good to have you back. - Absolutely. 264 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,933 - This is nice. - Thank you. 265 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:00,968 - Knock knock knock. - Hey, Larry, hello! 266 00:12:01,002 --> 00:12:03,437 - Oh hey, how's it going? - Larry! 267 00:12:03,471 --> 00:12:06,940 - Give it up, okay? - Woman: Aw, come on. 268 00:12:06,974 --> 00:12:09,976 - ( Moans ) - ( Woman laughs ) 269 00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,811 - Hi. - Hi, honey. How are you? 270 00:12:11,846 --> 00:12:14,179 - Good. - Miriam was visiting. We just wanted to come by 271 00:12:14,213 --> 00:12:15,814 and say how excited we are for dinner. 272 00:12:15,848 --> 00:12:17,715 - Yes yes! - It's very exciting. 273 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,418 You know I'm taking out the hostess from the restaurant? 274 00:12:20,452 --> 00:12:23,186 - That's so cute. That's adorable. - Yeah. 275 00:12:23,221 --> 00:12:25,822 - She's smart too. - I'm sure she's very intelligent. 276 00:12:25,856 --> 00:12:28,690 - I don't doubt it. - Yeah, you wouldn't be with someone who's not. 277 00:12:28,725 --> 00:12:32,127 - No, I would be. - Anyways. 278 00:12:32,161 --> 00:12:35,329 But, wait, I am dying to know why in the hell aren't Jeff and Susie coming? 279 00:12:35,364 --> 00:12:37,564 - What did they say? - They said that things aren't 280 00:12:37,598 --> 00:12:39,332 - great right now. - Great, yeah. 281 00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:40,766 - What does that mean? - Yeah. 282 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,801 I don't know. He didn't tell me. 283 00:12:42,835 --> 00:12:45,202 - Is he having an affair? - ( High-pitched ) No! 284 00:12:45,236 --> 00:12:46,703 - Oooh, you heard it right? - Yeah. 285 00:12:46,737 --> 00:12:48,704 - That high-- - Heard what? What are you talking about? 286 00:12:48,739 --> 00:12:50,439 - He went way up, right? You heard it? - Yeah. 287 00:12:50,473 --> 00:12:52,707 - That's what people do when they're lying. - Oh, stop it! 288 00:12:52,742 --> 00:12:54,408 - Come on. - Is he having an affair? 289 00:12:54,443 --> 00:12:55,876 ( Deeply ) No no! 290 00:12:55,911 --> 00:12:58,146 - Larry-- - No, he's not having an affair. 291 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,048 We're not gonna say a word, so don't even worry about it. 292 00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:01,649 It doesn't matter and you haven't said a word. 293 00:13:01,684 --> 00:13:04,686 - I haven't said a word. - We know nothing. 294 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,556 It's true, you do know nothing. There's nothing to know. 295 00:13:07,591 --> 00:13:09,859 - ( Miriam laughs ) Bye. - We'll see you. 296 00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:11,627 - Bye, sweetie. - Can't wait. 297 00:13:11,661 --> 00:13:13,895 Antoinette: Bye, nice to see you. Larry David's office. 298 00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:15,063 No, hi, mom. 299 00:13:16,532 --> 00:13:19,600 Uh... Okay, yeah, I'll be there. 300 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,139 My dad just died. 301 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:30,242 My mom-- The last thing he said was 302 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,711 "where's Antoinette?" 303 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,813 Guess where I was. 304 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,383 Huh. 305 00:13:43,621 --> 00:13:47,491 That is what we call in my business a benign keratosis. 306 00:13:47,525 --> 00:13:48,792 You'll be fine. 307 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:51,461 I was sick from this, honest to God. 308 00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:53,463 I'm glad you came in. All you have to do 309 00:13:53,498 --> 00:13:56,432 is cover this with a little 100 sunblock and you'll be fine. 310 00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:59,535 - All right, 100-- Pretty high. - Yeah well, it does the job. 311 00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:01,904 Look, I want to talk to you about something else. 312 00:14:01,938 --> 00:14:05,541 I was so sorry to hear about Antoinette's father Jim. 313 00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:07,343 Ah, well. 314 00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:10,645 You know that he and I used to play in a band together for a while. 315 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:13,314 - Right! - As a matter of fact, Antoinette called me recently 316 00:14:13,348 --> 00:14:15,982 and asked me to play at his funeral. 317 00:14:16,017 --> 00:14:17,651 I'm playing 318 00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:19,185 "Danny Boy" on the flute. 319 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:21,154 - Is that so? - As they lower the casket. 320 00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:22,488 - Oh, that's beautiful. - Yeah. 321 00:14:22,523 --> 00:14:24,858 All right, I'm on my way. 322 00:14:24,892 --> 00:14:28,161 Oh, listen, one other thing. Richard Lewis, he's a friend of yours, is he not? 323 00:14:28,195 --> 00:14:29,863 - Yeah. - Yeah yeah. 324 00:14:29,897 --> 00:14:33,633 He recently canceled an appointment with me 325 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:36,802 at the last minute and hasn't rescheduled yet. 326 00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:39,738 Have you any idea why such a thing would take place? 327 00:14:39,772 --> 00:14:41,272 Nope. 328 00:14:41,307 --> 00:14:43,607 And several people who he has referred to me 329 00:14:43,641 --> 00:14:46,343 have canceled at the last minute and have not rescheduled. 330 00:14:46,377 --> 00:14:49,512 - Do you have any idea why-- - No! 331 00:14:52,081 --> 00:14:53,681 Well, it's a mystery to me. 332 00:14:53,716 --> 00:14:55,817 I wouldn't worry about it. He's a little nutty. 333 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:56,985 - You know. - This I know. 334 00:14:57,019 --> 00:14:58,719 Listen, as long as you're here, 335 00:14:58,754 --> 00:15:00,721 it's been about two years since you've been here. 336 00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:02,323 - Okay. - I need to look you over 337 00:15:02,357 --> 00:15:05,025 - from head to toe. - The full body scan in my underwear? 338 00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:06,927 It's important I take a look at you. 339 00:15:06,961 --> 00:15:09,796 - I'm very uncomfortable with that, frankly. - I know you are. 340 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:12,931 You-you look at my penis. I-I-- I don't-- I don't like it. 341 00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:15,133 It will be the briefest look at your penis, believe me. 342 00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:18,435 I have to masturbate before I come so I exhaust the area. 343 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:20,537 - It's a whole to-do. - It's routine. 344 00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:22,907 It's routine and it is strictly necessary, all right? 345 00:15:22,941 --> 00:15:26,544 - So if you don't mind, I'll make an appointment-- - Thanks, doc, I don't think so. 346 00:15:34,749 --> 00:15:37,815 I hope you're planning on putting that stuff away somewhere. 347 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,514 Ye, I am putting it away. Right here. 348 00:15:40,549 --> 00:15:43,849 I have no space in here, so where do you suggest I put it? 349 00:15:43,883 --> 00:15:46,618 We've got some ground rules we've gotta make here, right? 350 00:15:46,652 --> 00:15:49,787 This space has to remain clean! 351 00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:53,123 There can be no bullshit on this counter, do you understand? 352 00:15:53,157 --> 00:15:55,358 By the way, you're the one who took my stuff 353 00:15:55,393 --> 00:15:57,894 out of these two cabinets and put it into this one. 354 00:15:57,928 --> 00:16:00,529 You're telling me it's unfair the amount of cabinet space 355 00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:02,231 - that I've taken? - Yes yes. 356 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,733 There are two things about Dog that everybody knows, okay? 357 00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:07,268 I am clean and I am fair. 358 00:16:07,302 --> 00:16:08,435 - Oh really? - Okay? 359 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:09,970 These cabinets are mine-- Look! 360 00:16:10,004 --> 00:16:12,672 "For Big Dog only. For Big Dog only." 361 00:16:12,707 --> 00:16:14,641 Big shit! You put the labels on, so what? 362 00:16:14,676 --> 00:16:17,711 - You can rip the labels off. - Don't touch the fucking labels! 363 00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:21,615 Look, Big Dog does not give up cabinets. 364 00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:24,585 - Well, guess what, Big Dog. - What? 365 00:16:24,619 --> 00:16:27,988 This food is staying here because I have no place to put it! 366 00:16:28,022 --> 00:16:30,791 This isn't even food. What the fuck is this? 367 00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:33,060 - It's rabbit food. - Oh, is that right? 368 00:16:33,094 --> 00:16:37,164 You got pudding in here, okay? You got fucking pudding. Gimme a break. 369 00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:40,033 Chocolate pretzels? Get the hell out of here! 370 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,635 What do you got in here? Oh, cheese dips-- Come on. 371 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,370 This weighs almost five lbs. You eat this? You put this in your body? 372 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,104 Yeah, it's good bread. It has no yeast in it. 373 00:16:47,138 --> 00:16:48,805 - It's not bread. - That's bread, that's bread. 374 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,640 By the way, I saw the show? It stinks. 375 00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:55,210 The sharks are swimming around. Nobody's even-- The sharks aren't eating anybody. 376 00:16:55,244 --> 00:16:57,579 - Nothing's going on, just sharks swimming around. - Are you getting negative 377 00:16:57,613 --> 00:16:58,913 - about my show? - Yeah, your show stinks. 378 00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:01,582 And you know what? I'm not calling you Dog anymore. 379 00:17:01,616 --> 00:17:05,319 The Dog days are over. From now on, you're Dino! 380 00:17:05,353 --> 00:17:07,754 - Jesus Christ, calm down. - Fuck you, Dog! 381 00:17:07,789 --> 00:17:09,556 You said "fuck you, Dog" to me? 382 00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:11,591 Take your fucking rabbit food 383 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:16,095 and your goddamn five-lb bread and stick it up your fucking ass! 384 00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:21,099 - Finally the guy dies. - Oh my God. 385 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:23,201 She found out on the phone in my office, yeah. 386 00:17:23,235 --> 00:17:25,202 Oh my God, that's awful. 387 00:17:25,237 --> 00:17:27,371 I know-- I know what she must be going through 388 00:17:27,405 --> 00:17:29,839 because my dad died about two years ago. 389 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,541 Huh. 390 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:39,814 What-- What was that? 391 00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:42,382 That's all you have to say when I tell you my father died? 392 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,250 What should I have said? 393 00:17:44,285 --> 00:17:47,386 "I'm sorry to hear that." 394 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:49,420 "Sad news"? 395 00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:52,423 With all due respect, 396 00:17:52,457 --> 00:17:55,359 don't you think the sorry window has closed on that? 397 00:17:55,394 --> 00:17:59,095 The sorry window? I didn't know there was a sorry window. 398 00:17:59,129 --> 00:18:02,098 Two years, you're still getting sorries? I don't think so. 399 00:18:02,132 --> 00:18:05,634 - That's a long time for sorries. - I don't think so. 400 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,970 That's like saying "happy new year" in October. 401 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,805 ( Scoffs ) It's different. 402 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,906 Oh shit. I forgot to put sunblock on. 403 00:18:12,941 --> 00:18:15,475 - Do you want me to put it on for you? - Yeah, thanks. 404 00:18:15,509 --> 00:18:16,909 You're welcome. 405 00:18:18,444 --> 00:18:21,312 Oh, um, by the way, 406 00:18:21,347 --> 00:18:23,380 - you know that pen you loaned me? - Yeah. 407 00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:25,481 I'm just gonna return it. 408 00:18:26,449 --> 00:18:28,016 But I don't-- I don't need it. 409 00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:31,585 - You can keep it. - Turns out I didn't need it either. 410 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:35,589 But when I borrow something, I return. 411 00:18:35,623 --> 00:18:37,724 Borrow, return. 412 00:18:37,758 --> 00:18:39,425 Oh, for God's sake. 413 00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:41,794 Is this about-- 414 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:45,298 Is this about the 60-- The 60 bucks that you lent me? 415 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,632 No, of course not! 416 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,769 Although, I mean, now that you mention it. 417 00:18:49,803 --> 00:18:53,172 I did give you $60. 418 00:18:53,206 --> 00:18:56,608 I guess it's kind of, what? In your wallet now. 419 00:18:57,577 --> 00:18:58,810 This is ridiculous. 420 00:18:58,844 --> 00:19:01,145 I can't believe you would actually need 421 00:19:01,179 --> 00:19:03,546 to get $60 back from me. 422 00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:05,882 That I probably would have given you at some point anyway. 423 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,583 I don't think you would have. 424 00:19:07,618 --> 00:19:10,019 Okay, you know what, Larry? 425 00:19:10,054 --> 00:19:13,289 I've really tried, but the truth is 426 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:15,891 - I think this has run its course. - Huh. 427 00:19:15,926 --> 00:19:17,960 - It's a breakup. - Yeah, it's a breakup. 428 00:19:17,994 --> 00:19:20,361 Is this 'cause I didn't say I'm sorry? 429 00:19:20,396 --> 00:19:23,930 - Is that what this is about? - Nothing to do with the I'm sorry. 430 00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:26,065 Did you get the whole head? 431 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:29,301 Yes, I did. 432 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:33,074 - ( Huffs ) - ( Door closes ) 433 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,496 Oh! 434 00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:57,235 Sorry. 435 00:19:58,337 --> 00:19:59,570 I'm very sorry. 436 00:20:02,107 --> 00:20:04,574 Terribly sorry. So sorry. 437 00:20:04,609 --> 00:20:06,109 Excuse me. 438 00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:08,711 You've got something on your head. 439 00:20:08,746 --> 00:20:12,147 I believe they refer to that as a smiley face. 440 00:20:12,182 --> 00:20:14,682 They're frequently used by idiots 441 00:20:14,717 --> 00:20:16,950 at the end of emails and text messages, 442 00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:20,953 such as "I miss you. :)" 443 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:24,121 - I don't know if it's appropriate for a funeral. - It's not. 444 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,690 You're probably right about that. Not much I can do about it. 445 00:20:26,724 --> 00:20:29,125 I have a hat in my car. It's a Dodger hat. 446 00:20:29,159 --> 00:20:31,627 Yeah, I hate the Dodgers. That's okay. 447 00:20:33,296 --> 00:20:36,763 Mom, it's Larry. Hi, Larry. 448 00:20:37,832 --> 00:20:39,365 So sorry. 449 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,001 Larry, you've got something on your forehead. 450 00:20:42,036 --> 00:20:44,637 I believe that's called a smiley face. 451 00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:48,742 - What's it doing there? - Well, a disgruntled woman 452 00:20:48,777 --> 00:20:52,379 drew it with sunblock and then I fell asleep in the sun. 453 00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:55,248 She owed me $60 and wouldn't pay me, 454 00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:57,950 so I-- I brought it up. 455 00:20:57,985 --> 00:20:59,618 - It's not hers! - Right. 456 00:20:59,653 --> 00:21:02,187 - It's not hers. It's my money. - Right. Absolutely. 457 00:21:02,222 --> 00:21:04,389 - Mom, I'm gonna go get a glass of water, okay? - Am I crazy? 458 00:21:04,424 --> 00:21:06,424 - I'll be right back. - Rosemary, am I crazy? 459 00:21:06,459 --> 00:21:07,926 - Well, um... - Huh? 460 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,861 - Thanks for being here. - Yeah. 461 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,530 They loved each other very much. It's very hard on her. 462 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:18,067 And she was not at her father's bedside when he passed away. 463 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:21,370 You know, the bedside's a little overrated, frankly. 464 00:21:21,404 --> 00:21:23,372 Not that much goes on there. 465 00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:25,774 You think they're gonna say "Rosebud" or something. 466 00:21:25,808 --> 00:21:28,543 They're not saying Rosebud, whatever that is. 467 00:21:28,577 --> 00:21:32,113 Obviously she's grieving deeply for her father. 468 00:21:32,147 --> 00:21:34,348 How long do you think the... 469 00:21:34,382 --> 00:21:36,283 Grieving process 470 00:21:36,317 --> 00:21:38,652 might take for her? 471 00:21:38,686 --> 00:21:41,755 It's going to take probably several weeks 472 00:21:41,789 --> 00:21:43,990 for my daughter to get back to work. 473 00:21:44,025 --> 00:21:46,626 Mmmm, I don't know, maybe-- 474 00:21:46,661 --> 00:21:48,961 Maybe I could fill in for her. 475 00:21:48,996 --> 00:21:52,564 - Really? - I was an executive secretary for 30 years. 476 00:21:52,598 --> 00:21:56,033 Wow, this is a very exciting and interesting idea. 477 00:21:56,068 --> 00:21:58,202 I really need something to do right now 478 00:21:58,237 --> 00:22:00,237 to take my mind off of my grief. 479 00:22:00,271 --> 00:22:03,606 And I would be holding the job for my daughter. 480 00:22:03,641 --> 00:22:06,341 - You're shitting me? - Not shitting. 481 00:22:06,376 --> 00:22:08,410 - No shit? - No shit. 482 00:22:08,445 --> 00:22:10,279 - Let's do it. - All right. 483 00:22:10,313 --> 00:22:12,915 Uh, Monday morning. 484 00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:15,084 - Deal. ( Giggles ) - Deal. 485 00:22:15,118 --> 00:22:17,986 Don't wear that hat. 486 00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:20,755 Man: I first met Jimmy in 1968. 487 00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:22,724 I was fresh out of business school, 488 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,726 clutching my little CPA degree in my hot hand. 489 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,795 He saw a little piece of music 490 00:22:27,829 --> 00:22:30,230 sticking out of the corner of my briefcase. 491 00:22:30,264 --> 00:22:34,233 And he said, "you play?" He hired me that day 492 00:22:34,268 --> 00:22:36,068 right on the spot. 493 00:22:36,103 --> 00:22:39,104 He thought I had a lot of passion-- Passion for music 494 00:22:39,139 --> 00:22:41,773 - and passion for accounting... - Richard? 495 00:22:41,808 --> 00:22:44,075 I once said to his wife Rosemary... 496 00:22:44,109 --> 00:22:45,910 How's that rash? 497 00:22:47,045 --> 00:22:48,746 Do you care-- Honestly? 498 00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:50,647 More than you do apparently. 499 00:22:50,681 --> 00:22:53,083 You canceled our appointment last week. 500 00:22:53,117 --> 00:22:55,785 I canceled my appointment because you made Larry David 501 00:22:55,819 --> 00:22:58,086 wait 45 minutes before you saw him. 502 00:22:58,121 --> 00:23:00,989 No way I'm waiting 45 minutes for any doctor, let alone you or any-- 503 00:23:01,023 --> 00:23:02,590 Wait wait wait. I beg your pardon. 504 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:05,659 I made Larry David wait 45 minutes for an appointment? 505 00:23:05,694 --> 00:23:08,662 - That's what he told me right to my face. - Nonsense. That's a lie. 506 00:23:08,696 --> 00:23:11,731 I never let any of my patients wait 45 minutes. 507 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,332 That is a boldfaced lie. 508 00:23:13,367 --> 00:23:16,969 I'm saying he lied. 509 00:23:17,003 --> 00:23:18,670 What an asshole he is. 510 00:23:18,705 --> 00:23:20,906 What an asshole he is. 511 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,707 I'm sorry. I still have the rash. 512 00:23:22,741 --> 00:23:24,942 That jerk. 513 00:23:34,385 --> 00:23:38,388 ♪ Camptown ladies sing this song, doo-dah doo-dah ♪ 514 00:23:38,422 --> 00:23:41,657 ♪ a camptown racetrack five miles long, doo-dee doo-dee day ♪ 515 00:23:41,691 --> 00:23:43,825 - ♪ going to run all night... ♪ - ( Honks ) 516 00:23:43,859 --> 00:23:45,593 ♪ Going to-- ♪ 517 00:23:45,627 --> 00:23:48,762 Pull over, Mr. David, please. I'd like to speak with you. 518 00:23:50,465 --> 00:23:51,966 Thank you. 519 00:23:56,270 --> 00:24:00,773 What this I hear? I made you wait 3/4s of an hour? 520 00:24:00,808 --> 00:24:03,276 Yeah, sorry. Sorry about that. 521 00:24:03,310 --> 00:24:05,309 What the hell's that sunburn on your head? 522 00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:07,411 - That's-- - Look, I don't care about this. 523 00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:09,579 You have slandered me, my friend. 524 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:13,616 Sorry. I was-- I was late for this lunch with Richard Lewis 525 00:24:13,651 --> 00:24:16,986 and I've been late a few times with him and I need an excuse 526 00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:19,522 and I'm-- I'm sorry. 527 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:23,526 - You'll talk to Mr. Lewis? - I'm gonna tell him. 528 00:24:24,995 --> 00:24:26,663 You'll submit to a full... 529 00:24:26,697 --> 00:24:28,798 Body survey? 530 00:24:28,832 --> 00:24:32,101 If you don't sneak a peek at the penis, I'll-- I'll-- 531 00:24:32,135 --> 00:24:34,570 - I don't want to see that. - Okay. 532 00:24:34,605 --> 00:24:37,140 Where the hell's the procession? 533 00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:40,376 I'm supposed to play "Danny Boy" on my flute at the graveside! 534 00:24:40,411 --> 00:24:43,411 Where the hell's the cemetery? Do you know where it is? 535 00:24:43,445 --> 00:24:45,111 I don't know. 536 00:24:45,145 --> 00:24:48,346 Where did they go? 537 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:51,982 I'm sorry. I don't know where Dr. Rivkin is. 538 00:24:52,016 --> 00:24:54,451 I don't know what to tell you. 539 00:24:54,485 --> 00:24:57,520 I hear he keeps his patients waiting all the time. 540 00:24:57,554 --> 00:25:00,689 Yeah well, I'm canceling my appointment. 541 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,659 Excuse me, Larry. Here's your tea. 542 00:25:04,694 --> 00:25:07,262 - Oh wow, look at that. - There you are. 543 00:25:07,296 --> 00:25:09,397 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 544 00:25:09,431 --> 00:25:12,733 By the way, I gotta tell you, you're doing a fantastic job. 545 00:25:12,768 --> 00:25:15,235 - Thank you, Larry. - I'm very very pleased. 546 00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:17,437 I like this new system you installed here. 547 00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:20,940 You put my change in here. The vaccum-sealed nuts-- 548 00:25:20,975 --> 00:25:22,375 I mean, come on. 549 00:25:22,409 --> 00:25:24,577 And I am going to get that cabinet back. 550 00:25:24,611 --> 00:25:26,245 I bet you will. 551 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:28,446 Oh, you must be Mr. Greene. 552 00:25:28,481 --> 00:25:30,548 - That I am. - Rosemary. 553 00:25:30,583 --> 00:25:32,850 - Hi Rosemary. - I'll be right back. 554 00:25:34,886 --> 00:25:37,988 - You fired Antoinette? - No, that's her mother. 555 00:25:38,022 --> 00:25:39,990 - It's her mom? - Yeah. 556 00:25:40,024 --> 00:25:43,426 She's amazing! I'd love to fire Antoinette and hire her permanently. 557 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,494 I can't do that. Nobody could pull that off. 558 00:25:45,529 --> 00:25:47,696 - Impossible. - Ready to go to lunch? 559 00:25:47,730 --> 00:25:50,331 - I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. - Mm-hmm. 560 00:25:56,370 --> 00:25:58,138 - Excuse me. - It's okay. 561 00:25:58,172 --> 00:25:59,972 I'll just put these on his desk. 562 00:26:00,007 --> 00:26:02,407 How are you doing? You holding up okay? 563 00:26:02,441 --> 00:26:05,510 ( Tearfully ) I must tell you, at times it's very difficult 564 00:26:05,544 --> 00:26:09,080 because I do miss him very very much. 565 00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:18,857 ( Huffs ) 566 00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:22,694 Hey, Dog! 567 00:26:22,728 --> 00:26:26,665 That's my kitchen too! I've got a cabinet in there! 568 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,901 Hey, Larry. 569 00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:32,037 How are you, man? Hey, what's up, man? 570 00:26:32,071 --> 00:26:33,972 - ( Whimpers ) - Oh, good to see you. 571 00:26:34,006 --> 00:26:35,907 Hey we're so excited to have dinner with you guys. 572 00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:38,476 We're excited to hang out with Heidi-- Heidi, right? 573 00:26:38,511 --> 00:26:40,712 Oh, um... 574 00:26:40,746 --> 00:26:42,280 Pfft, you know what, Stu? 575 00:26:42,315 --> 00:26:44,849 - I'm so sorry. - No, Larry, don't. 576 00:26:44,884 --> 00:26:47,552 The thing is things aren't great right now 577 00:26:47,586 --> 00:26:49,120 between me and Heidi. 578 00:26:49,155 --> 00:26:50,989 Mm-hmm. You're actually gonna use 579 00:26:51,023 --> 00:26:53,057 the same bullshit excuse that Jeff did? 580 00:26:53,092 --> 00:26:55,994 - That things aren't great right now? - I am telling you the truth. 581 00:26:56,028 --> 00:26:58,263 I can't believe it. So you're telling me the truth? 582 00:26:58,297 --> 00:27:00,832 - Yes! - And Jeff's telling me the truth? 583 00:27:00,866 --> 00:27:02,367 ( High-pitched ) Yeah, yes! 584 00:27:02,401 --> 00:27:04,102 Uh-oh. 585 00:27:04,136 --> 00:27:07,338 - Jeff was lying? - Yeah. 586 00:27:07,373 --> 00:27:11,209 Oh shit. Oh, we made a huge mistake. 587 00:27:11,243 --> 00:27:13,411 Miriam told Susie that-- 588 00:27:13,446 --> 00:27:15,180 That Jeff's having an affair. 589 00:27:15,214 --> 00:27:17,816 What, is she insane? Why would she do that? 590 00:27:17,850 --> 00:27:20,718 Because your voice-- When we came to your office your voice went up. 591 00:27:20,753 --> 00:27:23,354 - So Susie thinks they're having an affair? - Yes. 592 00:27:23,389 --> 00:27:25,723 ( Music playing ) 593 00:27:36,868 --> 00:27:40,003 - So you think that my wife has a big mouth? - ( Deeply ) Yes! 594 00:27:40,037 --> 00:27:43,640 - Is that why Jeff doesn't want to go to dinner with us? - ( Deeply ) Yes! 595 00:27:43,674 --> 00:27:45,942 - Susie! - Philandering 596 00:27:45,976 --> 00:27:48,110 cocksucking fucking fatso! 597 00:27:48,145 --> 00:27:51,080 - Susie! - Does he think he can get away with this shit with me? 598 00:27:51,114 --> 00:27:53,115 - No, Susie! No! - Rosemary: Leave him alone! 599 00:27:53,150 --> 00:27:55,617 - Susie: Who is this fucking whore you're with? - ( Slaps ) 600 00:27:55,651 --> 00:27:57,385 Jeff: Hey, that's Antoinette's mother. 601 00:27:57,419 --> 00:27:59,820 You're fucking Antoinette's mother? That's sick! 602 00:27:59,854 --> 00:28:01,854 - ( Slaps ) - Rosemary: Stop please. 603 00:28:04,926 --> 00:28:06,727 ( Whistles ) 604 00:28:08,496 --> 00:28:11,097 - ( Forced laugh ) - Hello. 605 00:28:11,132 --> 00:28:13,967 Um, I asked you not to come here. 606 00:28:14,001 --> 00:28:16,702 Yes, I know, but I shat where I ate. 607 00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:19,204 And now I shall eat where I shat. 608 00:28:20,239 --> 00:28:22,239 My relationship with you is over, 609 00:28:22,274 --> 00:28:24,774 but my relationship with this restaurant 610 00:28:24,809 --> 00:28:26,609 lives on. 611 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,188 Is everything okay with your meal? 612 00:28:42,223 --> 00:28:46,160 - Did you put something in the food? - ( High-pitched ) No! 613 00:28:47,963 --> 00:28:50,365 ( Theme music playing ) 614 00:28:54,898 --> 00:29:00,332 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com