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Previously on This Is Us...
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If you really want to do this,
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let's take in an older kid
who no one else
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in the whole damn world is gonna help.
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Manny say what...?!
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Casey, it's not your fault
the show is so bad.
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It's you guys!
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I quit.
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BOBBY: I don't care
what dress size you wear.
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You're not good enough, honey.
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KATE: It wasn't about my weight;
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It was about my lack of ability...
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which is fantastic,
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'cause I can do this.
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I have been drunk for weeks.
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If you have a problem,
we will fix it together.
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I just need you to get in the car.
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♪
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Hey.
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You kicked this once before,
you will kick it again.
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It was not easy... Bec, back then.
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But you stopped.
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- Right?
- (whispers): Yeah.
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I asked you to stop drinking,
and you stopped.
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You did stop?
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It's only been these
last few months this time.
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How did you stop before, Jack?
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♪
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(phone ringing)
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♪
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We have some lovely diamond solitaires.
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No, no, no. Diamonds...
diamonds are for anyone, okay?
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My wife is not anyone.
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You know Mary Tyler Moore?
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- Sure.
- The actress? Good.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, you know Farrah Fawcett?
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- (chuckles) Sure.
- Good.
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Now, if you smush 'em
both together, that's my wife.
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(softly): Ah.
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♪
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Hi, baby.
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The drinking has to stop.
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So if it's a problem, fix it.
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Be a man and fix it.
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JACK: No more drinking.
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- Listen, you can't just stop.
- I can.
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For you, I can.
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I will.
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♪
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Pile drive! Whoo!
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♪
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(phone ringing)
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REBECCA: Yes. Okay, finish this page,
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and then we got to get
ready for school.
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KATE: Okay.
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- Hello.
- (man speaking indistinctly)
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No, that's...
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REBECCA: Got to get ready
for school. Let's go, let's go.
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Yeah. I'm sorry, sir. That...
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I thought the paperwork was
already filed on that permit.
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- (man speaks indistinctly)
- Oh. I'm-I'm on my way now.
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I'll-I'll do it when I get in, okay?
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Yeah.
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(Rebecca speaking indistinctly)
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REBECCA: You need to take a shower.
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- That's mine! It's mine!
- (kids clamoring)
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It's mine!
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♪
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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*
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- No, you stop it!
- No, you stop it!
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- Boys. Stop touching each other.
- You had... Stop it!
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(boys shouting)
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- Stop touching me!
- Hey!
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Hi.
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Jack Pearson. Have we met?
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Have we met?
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- Oh, we've met.
- (chuckles) Good morning.
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- KEVIN: Dad, Dad, listen to this.
- Yeah? Yeah? What?
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I pity the fool who runs home
crying to his mama!
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- Okay.
- What do you think?
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- It's my Mr. T.
- School talent show tonight.
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- JACK: All right!
- Yeah.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah?
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- I want to show you my talent.
- Okay.
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Yeah, that's gonna kill, a yo-yo trick.
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Kev. Cool it.
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- It's a yo-yo trick!
- Cool it.
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Yeah. I'll see you there after work.
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- You better.
- Okay.
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Hey, Bug, should we give
Daddy just a little preview?
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- I don't want to.
- Just give him a little preview.
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You-you don't want
to be nice to your dad?
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Come on, let me see.
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♪ But if we are wise ♪
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♪ We know that there's ♪
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♪ Always tomorrow ♪
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♪ Lean on me. ♪
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That was so good!
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If you just hold out that last note
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a little bit longer, though,
Bug, it'll be perfect.
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But really good.
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So good.
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(mouthing)
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♪
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That one's my favorite.
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Don't make fun of me.
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Kevin, you've been eating six
ounces of plain chicken breast
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every meal for the last two weeks.
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Your ab game is strong, I promise.
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Yeah. I know... look, I know
this whole thing seems stupid,
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but this is a big deal to me, you know?
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I mean, you're here, right?
My whole family's flying in.
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The Manny made me, Soph.
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It made me, and then it ruined me.
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And now they ask me to return
to do this special episode,
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but really I'm just returning
to the scene of the crime.
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Right? Let's be honest.
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I really need tonight to go well.
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You know? I-I need to prove to everyone
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that I'm the bigger man.
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But, like, the funnier bigger man.
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You know what I need? I need it to go
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like when George Clooney returned to do
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that last episode of ER...
do you remember that?
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That was cool.
That's what I need.
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That's what I'm going for.
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I need people to love me...
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the way they loved Clooney.
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This is your least attractive side.
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You know that, right?
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Yeah.
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(laughs)
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All right, girls, time to go.
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- Got your schoolwork?
- In our bags.
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- You didn't pack any liquids...
- All under 3.4 ounces.
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BETH: License?
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- Uh, check. Rental car confirmation?
- Got it.
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- We'll pack the trunk.
- RANDALL: What do you mean...
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Don't start. We're better at it.
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Excuse me.
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- That's heavy. You sure you got it?
- I got it.
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You guys...
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- (Tess speaks indistinctly)
- Okay.
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We have to do this?
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We really have to travel
across country for the weekend
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to see a taping of the least
funniest show in the world?
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Yeah, we do. And don't do that
with the "not funny."
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Kevin's sensitive... he already feels
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like you don't think he's funny.
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- I don't think he's funny.
- Well, don't say that.
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You know we have to
tell the girls, right?
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We're gonna foster a kid, bring
another child into the home,
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- they need to know about it.
- I know.
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Well, how come you haven't filled out
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your forms, then, man? I finished mine.
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- What, you want a cookie?
- We told the social worker
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we'd have it to her by the end
of the day today, so...
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I'll fill mine out
on the plane, I promise.
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It's just so comprehensive.
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And the questions are so personal.
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"Are you usually home
from work by 6:00 p.m.?"
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"Do you spend time in nature?"
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"Are you sexually satisfied
by your partner?"
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What the hell does that have to do
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with what kind
of foster parent I'll be?
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What did you put for
that one, by they way?
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- I put "Generally yes."
- Uh-huh.
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"Except when I want a quickie
and my husband needs
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- too much romancing."
- What?!
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You can't...
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That's not funny.
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- Neither is your brother.
- Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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KATE: Tobe? Where's that
punch bowl that my mom sent us?
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If we don't put it out,
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she's gonna think that we don't use it.
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- We don't use it.
- She can't know that.
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Are those pigs in a blanket?
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These are for Miguel, all right?
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He loves these little cuties.
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Really?
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What? Miguel can get stuff, too.
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Huh? Y'all been sleeping
on my boy Miguel.
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Miguel gets no love.
And I feel that pain.
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Miguel and I, we are simpatico.
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All right? Two swarthy outsiders
with exotic names.
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I just don't want my mom
thinking that we sit around
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just stuffing our faces.
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Hey. I made this dipping
sauce with nut cheese.
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So it's healthy.
And it's fun to say, FYI.
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- Nut cheese. All right?
- Okay.
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And Miguel is the key to my plan
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- to win over your mom.
- My mom thinks you're great.
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Uh, your mom thinks I'm a guy
who has heart attacks
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and falls through coffee tables.
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What the hell? What the actual hell?
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Why won't this throw just throw?
Why won't it just look normal?!
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- What is happening?
- (panting)
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Tobe...
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you don't... you don't understand.
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Every time my mom comes to visit,
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she comes in hot, looks me up and down
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like she's fitting me
for a freaking bra,
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and then she starts criticizing me
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with these seemingly
innocuous questions.
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I...
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Okay. I'm not going to overreact
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to everything she says this time.
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- Okay.
- I'm not gonna behave like a child.
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- Good.
- (knock on door)
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Grown-ups.
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- Grown-ups.
- (groans)
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All right.
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- TOBY: Hey!
- KATE: Hi!
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- Oh, sweetheart.
- Hi, Mom.
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- ¿Como estas?
- Really good.
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- Hi.
- KATE: How are you?
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Oh, you look so good!
Let me look at you.
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- You look so good.
- Do I smell pigs in a blanket?
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Oh, Miguel, do you have a nose on you.
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You sure as hell do. Come on.
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I love pigs in a blanket.
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He did make the dipping sauce
with nut cheese, so...
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Come in.
- Thanks. Wow.
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Look at this place.
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Will you do your meltdown for me?
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- Huh?
- That thing from TMZ when you quit.
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No.
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Oh, come on, it was
my favorite thing from the show.
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Babe, that was not part of
the show. That-that was a...
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That was a bad moment
of my life. I'm not...
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- Why are you watching this crap?!
- Okay.
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Shame on you for making me famous!
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Shame on all of us!
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No, that's not even close.
Babe, it was... I mean, I was...
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I was, like... I was losing... I was...
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I can't feel my face right now!
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Shame on you for making me famous!
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Shame on me for taking the money!
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Shame on all of us!
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(slow clapping)
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Wonderful, Kevin, just wonderful.
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It's literally like we're
picking up where we left off.
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No. No. We, um...
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We were just m... messing arou...
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Listen, I, um...
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Casey, I'm here to serve, okay?
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Love the script.
I think it's great. Very funny.
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I've got no notes, no questions.
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So...
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And the show, I mean, the show,
you know, it seems to be doing...
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great without me.
I caught a couple episodes.
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America seems to really be
liking the-the black Manny.
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Which I think, hey,
you know, great for America.
255
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Black Manny, you know?
256
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Especially in these...
257
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these times... we're... living in.
258
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- I'm gonna go to my office.
- Okay.
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(laughing)
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What are you...
Well, thanks for the help.
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♪
262
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,649
Well, that was brutal.
I need a drink.
263
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(clears throat)
Liquid lunch?
264
00:11:34,775 --> 00:11:38,071
No, I'm good. I got some
calls to catch up on.
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♪
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But as soon as they left for the day,
267
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I went straight to the garage
268
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where I knew I still had
a bottle hidden.
269
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I've never felt so weak.
270
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So small.
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MAN: Thanks for sharing, Chris.
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Would anyone else like to check in?
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SOPHIE: I just got this new trampoline.
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- It's so cool.
- Hey, Sophie.
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- You want to see my talent?
- Sure.
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KEVIN: It's gonna blow minds.
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♪ Sometimes in our lives ♪
278
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- ♪ We all have pain ♪
- (car horn honks)
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Hey, Katie girl.
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What are you doing here?
281
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Just needed to see you.
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Get in.
283
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(Rebecca humming "Lean on Me")
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That door goes to nowhere.
285
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Staircase to nowhere,
a couple more doors to nowhere.
286
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,846
And that's the tour.
Man, I cannot believe
287
00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:21,204
you guys came all this way
just for this; This is so great.
288
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- Of course we were gonna come.
- RANDALL: Damn straight.
289
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- Manny say what...?!
- There it is! (Laughs)
290
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- Thank you, Randall.
- (laughter)
291
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Manny say what?!
292
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- No. Stop. Miguel. Just...
- It's nice.
293
00:13:30,932 --> 00:13:32,759
Um, okay. The seats for you guys
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are gonna be right here
in the front. Front row.
295
00:13:34,353 --> 00:13:35,885
- Front row?
- Yes, the front row.
296
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:38,477
Are you kidding me? Only the best
seats for my best girls, right?
297
00:13:38,706 --> 00:13:40,126
And that includes you, too, Beth.
298
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And I want you to know
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I think you're really
gonna enjoy this episode.
300
00:13:42,969 --> 00:13:44,712
It's a funny one. Lots of funny stuff.
301
00:13:45,472 --> 00:13:46,602
Okay.
302
00:13:47,874 --> 00:13:49,185
KEVIN: All right, you guys,
I got to go get ready.
303
00:13:49,209 --> 00:13:51,915
So do me a favor, can you please
be nice to Sophie? Please?
304
00:13:52,052 --> 00:13:54,126
Kev, you know we like her
more than you.
305
00:13:54,249 --> 00:13:55,705
- This is what I keep telling him.
- Yeah, okay.
306
00:13:55,729 --> 00:13:57,423
So the tour's over.
I'm gonna go get ready.
307
00:13:57,448 --> 00:13:58,748
Erin, Erin, right over here,
308
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she's gonna take care of you, okay?
309
00:14:00,096 --> 00:14:01,658
- And I will see you guys after.
- All right, buddy.
310
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- All right. Thanks for coming.
- Have fun.
311
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- Keep it hood, Kevin.
- Carry on.
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Brian, good to see you.
Let's break legs tonight.
313
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Britney, how are you?
Good to see you.
314
00:14:09,713 --> 00:14:10,774
It's like I never left.
315
00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:12,884
- Kevin, new pink page.
- Yeah. What's this?
316
00:14:12,909 --> 00:14:15,251
Casey made some last-minute
revisions to the final scene.
317
00:14:20,478 --> 00:14:22,049
REPORTER: ...Scored three times,
helping the Penguins...
318
00:14:22,073 --> 00:14:23,941
- (station changes)
- (pop music playing)
319
00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:25,813
(station changes, radio turns off)
320
00:14:25,838 --> 00:14:27,352
Hey, are you excited about tonight?
321
00:14:27,774 --> 00:14:29,196
What? What is that face?
322
00:14:29,317 --> 00:14:30,462
Y-You love to sing.
323
00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:34,454
Mom just makes it feel
like a job sometimes.
324
00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:37,111
Well, she's just trying
to make you better, kiddo.
325
00:14:37,295 --> 00:14:39,509
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
326
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,806
Dad... everything okay at work?
327
00:14:46,444 --> 00:14:47,602
(scoffs) Yeah.
328
00:14:48,071 --> 00:14:50,239
(chuckles) Yeah. Yeah.
329
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,360
Just, uh...
330
00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:56,759
My boss has a way of making it
feel like a job sometimes.
331
00:14:56,784 --> 00:14:57,985
(chuckles)
332
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:14,485
It's gonna be okay.
333
00:15:17,114 --> 00:15:18,298
Yeah.
334
00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:29,124
- You should get back to school.
- You should go back to work.
335
00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:32,813
♪
336
00:15:40,869 --> 00:15:42,993
Alright everybody.
Welcome to "The Manny".
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- Let's hear it!
- (audience cheering)
338
00:15:44,952 --> 00:15:47,087
Come on! You can do better than that.
339
00:15:47,259 --> 00:15:48,259
Yeah!
340
00:15:48,994 --> 00:15:51,688
Hey, I got one. Who wants to be
in a Manny dance competition?
341
00:15:51,713 --> 00:15:52,736
- Anybody?
- Oh, me. I can do it.
342
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,120
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Right here!
343
00:15:54,212 --> 00:15:55,337
- Hey, Randall.
- Hmm?
344
00:15:55,362 --> 00:15:57,163
Enough already.
You avoided filling out
345
00:15:57,188 --> 00:15:58,993
these damn forms the entire flight.
346
00:15:59,188 --> 00:16:00,945
- Oh, uh...
- Here. We have some time.
347
00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:02,056
You can fill them out now.
348
00:16:02,446 --> 00:16:03,845
Fine, Beth. Fine.
349
00:16:04,242 --> 00:16:05,532
- Fine.
- Okay.
350
00:16:05,557 --> 00:16:07,024
What are you guys doing?
351
00:16:07,186 --> 00:16:08,907
Nothing, it's just bills.
352
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:10,962
- Mommy, have some wine.
- Hmm?
353
00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:12,855
- You relax when you have wine.
- All right.
354
00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:15,259
Well, not everybody needs
to know that, okay?
355
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:17,079
- You know what? I need a walk.
- Oh.
356
00:16:17,298 --> 00:16:19,524
Where you going?
The show's about to start.
357
00:16:19,682 --> 00:16:21,837
It's okay. Kevin says
these things can take hours.
358
00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:23,610
Yeah, but... D-Did you say hours?
359
00:16:23,934 --> 00:16:25,204
Did you say hours?
360
00:16:25,627 --> 00:16:27,348
We're gonna be watching
The Manny for hours?
361
00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:31,110
Watch my purse, okay?
362
00:16:31,135 --> 00:16:32,415
- Okay.
- Stay with your grandma.
363
00:16:34,946 --> 00:16:36,188
(phone vibrating)
364
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,735
Hello.
365
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,532
Hey. You gonna tell me
what's on your mind?
366
00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:44,313
- I just...
- Wh... Why do these forms
367
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,188
have you Randalling out so hard?
368
00:16:47,276 --> 00:16:48,399
It's pride, right?
369
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,424
You don't want to put down on paper
370
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:51,898
that your dad had a drinking problem
371
00:16:51,926 --> 00:16:53,376
and your bio dad had a drug problem.
372
00:16:53,401 --> 00:16:54,921
- It's question 15.
- And you have a...
373
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:56,938
What's question 15?
374
00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:58,626
"Do you think you can handle a kid
375
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,368
with a history of physical abuse,
376
00:17:00,684 --> 00:17:03,212
sexual abuse, exposure to drugs?"
377
00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:05,378
- Oh, I just put "yes" to everything.
- I know, Beth.
378
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,462
And what makes you think
we can handle that?
379
00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:09,321
And we're not talking
about a baby here.
380
00:17:09,346 --> 00:17:12,148
This is an older kid with
potentially serious issues.
381
00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:13,917
I don't know, I just do.
382
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,676
Do you think that's
a good enough answer?
383
00:17:15,756 --> 00:17:18,087
Because once we tell the girls,
there's no turning back.
384
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,204
- What exactly are you saying?
- Maybe we can't handle this.
385
00:17:21,682 --> 00:17:23,850
Maybe we're biting off
more than we can chew.
386
00:17:25,273 --> 00:17:27,602
- Are you really serious right now?
- Yes.
387
00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:32,751
- What? Are we not...?
- (sighs)
388
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,157
I guess we're picking up
the pace now? Is that it?
389
00:17:35,362 --> 00:17:36,362
I thought...
390
00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:38,235
Great.
391
00:17:38,411 --> 00:17:39,790
Okay. Thanks.
392
00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:44,759
- What? Who was that?
- (chuckles)
393
00:17:44,992 --> 00:17:46,212
It was the house band
394
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,813
- that I sent my demo to.
- Shut up.
395
00:17:47,838 --> 00:17:49,400
(chuckles) They need me
to fill in tonight.
396
00:17:49,424 --> 00:17:51,369
- Their singer got strep throat.
- That is awesome.
397
00:17:51,393 --> 00:17:54,345
I knew strep throat had a
purpose. Good for strep throat.
398
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:55,775
Okay. I'm gonna go
to the sound check.
399
00:17:55,799 --> 00:17:57,032
- Okay.
- Sound check?
400
00:17:57,187 --> 00:17:58,488
Who has a sound check? For what?
401
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:00,649
Oh, it's not a big deal.
402
00:18:00,674 --> 00:18:03,821
I... I got a singing gig for tonight.
403
00:18:04,231 --> 00:18:05,368
What?
404
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,079
(chuckles): Kate, that's amazing.
405
00:18:07,104 --> 00:18:09,188
Like I said, it's not a big deal, okay?
406
00:18:09,301 --> 00:18:10,799
- So I'm gonna run, okay? You guys stay.
- Okay.
407
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,665
W-Wait. Wh-What, what um...
408
00:18:13,089 --> 00:18:14,689
(clears throat)
What kind of place is it?
409
00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:16,196
It's just, uh, you know,
410
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,322
a bar where people
sing at sometimes, so...
411
00:18:18,419 --> 00:18:21,642
I remember when
I used to perform. Gosh.
412
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,923
The smoke was so thick you could
barely see through it. And...
413
00:18:25,829 --> 00:18:27,056
...the first time I sang,
414
00:18:27,081 --> 00:18:28,728
I don't think anybody was
even listening to me...
415
00:18:28,752 --> 00:18:30,665
Wait, hold up. You used to sing?
416
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:36,071
(sighs) I'm sorry.
417
00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:38,688
I'm a jackass, and I'm nervous.
418
00:18:39,038 --> 00:18:40,017
It's okay.
419
00:18:40,042 --> 00:18:42,157
- Bug, go-go break a leg.
- Go, go.
420
00:18:42,182 --> 00:18:43,416
- All right. I love you.
- Bye, love you.
421
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,557
- I'll call you, okay?
- Okay. Yeah.
422
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,102
I'm sorry, that wasn't nice.
423
00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:48,345
- ANNOUNCER: All right, everybody.
- Okay, okay.
424
00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:49,890
It's time. You ready
to meet our cast?!
425
00:18:52,647 --> 00:18:53,782
♪
426
00:19:17,071 --> 00:19:18,173
♪
427
00:19:23,651 --> 00:19:24,915
Excuse me.
428
00:19:26,538 --> 00:19:28,306
How much for an hour?
429
00:19:29,121 --> 00:19:30,376
The first one's on me.
430
00:19:39,331 --> 00:19:40,657
Hey, you interested in training?
431
00:19:40,949 --> 00:19:43,376
No. Just keeping a promise to my wife.
432
00:19:47,463 --> 00:19:48,790
(laughter)
433
00:19:50,407 --> 00:19:52,532
- Oh, no!
- (laughter continues)
434
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:56,102
Oh! No!
435
00:19:56,838 --> 00:19:58,134
I've lost the baby.
436
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,579
(Kevin groans)
437
00:20:02,662 --> 00:20:04,181
Manny say what?
438
00:20:04,386 --> 00:20:06,423
(audience aahing, laughing)
439
00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:08,575
- And we're out.
- (applause)
440
00:20:10,853 --> 00:20:12,253
Hey. What's wrong?
441
00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:13,438
You're crushing.
442
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,823
- Yeah.
- Don't you hear the crowd?
443
00:20:15,644 --> 00:20:17,243
Casey adjusted the last scene.
444
00:20:17,932 --> 00:20:19,142
He's trying to humiliate me.
445
00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:21,668
I had this whole vision
of how this was gonna go.
446
00:20:21,965 --> 00:20:23,587
It's gonna be mortifying.
447
00:20:25,377 --> 00:20:27,063
Look, you came here to be Clooney.
448
00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:30,139
Right? You think Clooney loved it
when he had to go back to ER...
449
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,601
You mean to reunite with
Julianna Margulies in Seattle?
450
00:20:32,928 --> 00:20:34,896
Yeah, that's right.
I love that episode.
451
00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:36,633
- Yeah.
- That was a bad example.
452
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,953
Look, Kevin, th-this stupid show
does not define you anymore.
453
00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:43,387
Right? You-you came here
to do a job, to rise above.
454
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,342
So just be the bigger man.
455
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:46,547
Be Clooney.
456
00:20:46,672 --> 00:20:48,273
Otherwise, what are we even doing here?
457
00:20:48,753 --> 00:20:51,125
Hey, Kevin, uh, we need you
for the quick change.
458
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,164
Okay.
459
00:20:53,584 --> 00:20:54,719
- Clooney.
- Mm.
460
00:20:54,744 --> 00:20:56,633
I'm gonna Clooney the
hell out of this thing.
461
00:20:56,658 --> 00:20:58,025
All right, thank you.
462
00:21:00,691 --> 00:21:02,325
You know, I-I have a sister.
463
00:21:02,923 --> 00:21:04,820
Her and my mom... oof!
464
00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:06,212
- You know?
- Hmm.
465
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:13,504
Only time I fell through
a coffee table, that-that time.
466
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:14,872
(chuckles): That was not normal.
467
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,547
- (laughs): Of course.
- For...
468
00:21:17,273 --> 00:21:19,110
Okay, I have to leave
and go to her show now.
469
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,512
This is her first real gig,
and I can't miss it,
470
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:22,914
so I hope you guys understand.
471
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,351
I do.
472
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:28,656
Ah, crap.
473
00:21:30,412 --> 00:21:31,914
It's okay. I'll stay with the girls.
474
00:21:31,939 --> 00:21:33,439
Thank you. Kevin will understand.
475
00:21:33,874 --> 00:21:35,341
All right, yup.
476
00:21:35,366 --> 00:21:36,398
Come on, come on.
477
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,895
Hey, superstar, are you
excited about tonight?
478
00:21:46,601 --> 00:21:49,328
- I don't know.
- You don't know. What?!
479
00:21:49,353 --> 00:21:51,721
What are you talking about?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
480
00:21:51,746 --> 00:21:54,117
You do know that you are
481
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,054
the greatest singer
in this house, right?
482
00:21:56,079 --> 00:21:58,812
And on the planet, and maybe
in the entire universe?
483
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,015
So I have a little surprise for you.
484
00:22:02,169 --> 00:22:04,929
I made this from the first dress
485
00:22:04,954 --> 00:22:07,258
that I wore the first time I performed
486
00:22:07,283 --> 00:22:08,595
in front of a whole bunch of people.
487
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,992
And I was really nervous,
and I'm telling you,
488
00:22:11,017 --> 00:22:12,818
wearing this gave me confidence.
489
00:22:12,861 --> 00:22:15,547
So, I thought that you might
want to go upstairs
490
00:22:15,572 --> 00:22:17,328
and try it on, and
maybe wear it tonight?
491
00:22:17,353 --> 00:22:19,164
- Yeah.
- You do? Okay.
492
00:22:19,262 --> 00:22:20,929
Go upstairs.
I'm gonna pop in the shower,
493
00:22:20,954 --> 00:22:22,563
and then I'll come in your room
and I'll help you get ready.
494
00:22:22,587 --> 00:22:24,211
- Thanks, Mom.
- Okay, Bug.
495
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:28,797
♪
496
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:34,609
Mom! Mom!
497
00:22:37,152 --> 00:22:39,422
- (shower running)
- REBECCA: ♪ Always tomorrow ♪
498
00:22:39,586 --> 00:22:41,187
♪ Lean on me ♪
499
00:22:41,548 --> 00:22:44,316
♪ When you're not strong ♪
500
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:46,617
♪ I'll be your friend ♪
501
00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:50,469
♪ I'll help you carry on ♪
502
00:22:51,564 --> 00:22:52,965
♪ For it won't be... ♪
503
00:22:56,566 --> 00:22:58,566
Really? We're walking this fast?
504
00:22:59,594 --> 00:23:01,961
I got up at 4:00 a.m.
to take a cross-country flight,
505
00:23:01,986 --> 00:23:04,187
and I didn't get my workout in,
so this is my workout.
506
00:23:04,212 --> 00:23:05,984
Will you just hear me out? Please?
507
00:23:06,601 --> 00:23:08,344
Look, what if we get a kid
508
00:23:08,369 --> 00:23:10,637
that has serious issues
that we're not prepared for?
509
00:23:10,851 --> 00:23:13,484
Randall, no, we don't know what
kind of child we're gonna get,
510
00:23:13,508 --> 00:23:15,251
but we didn't know what kind
of kids we were gonna get
511
00:23:15,275 --> 00:23:17,376
the first two times, and they
turned out okay, didn't they?
512
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,094
But what if they didn't
turn out anything?
513
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:21,195
What if they were just
great to begin with?
514
00:23:21,290 --> 00:23:23,437
- Don't you ever think about that?
- Think about what?
515
00:23:23,462 --> 00:23:25,697
Maybe we didn't do that much, Beth.
516
00:23:26,187 --> 00:23:28,889
I mean, Tess self-soothed
from two weeks old.
517
00:23:29,221 --> 00:23:31,556
Annie was sleeping ten hours
a night from infancy.
518
00:23:31,664 --> 00:23:33,492
Remember how other
parents would talk about
519
00:23:33,517 --> 00:23:35,586
their sleepless nights
and their terrible babies?
520
00:23:35,611 --> 00:23:37,265
Remember how we used to have to fake it?
521
00:23:37,381 --> 00:23:40,140
What parents pretend to be tired, Beth?
522
00:23:40,742 --> 00:23:42,202
And now we're gonna potentially
523
00:23:42,237 --> 00:23:44,219
introduce a kid
with these kind of issues
524
00:23:44,244 --> 00:23:46,375
- into our home.
- Randall, you're being ridiculous.
525
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,992
And I think you're being reckless.
526
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,875
Randall, you wanted to adopt.
527
00:23:51,079 --> 00:23:53,360
And now you're Randalling out
on me like this was my idea.
528
00:23:53,384 --> 00:23:54,918
Okay, stop making my name a thing!
529
00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,387
And yes, I wanted to adopt.
530
00:23:56,412 --> 00:23:57,874
Got my head around that months ago...
531
00:23:57,898 --> 00:24:00,484
adopting a newborn,
clean-slate baby, like I was
532
00:24:00,509 --> 00:24:03,320
when my parents found me,
but I'm worried, Beth.
533
00:24:03,345 --> 00:24:05,179
Because that's what you do, Randall.
534
00:24:05,473 --> 00:24:06,673
You worry, babe.
535
00:24:06,698 --> 00:24:08,836
But we have talked about this a lot,
536
00:24:08,861 --> 00:24:10,734
and we discussed
how difficult it could be,
537
00:24:10,759 --> 00:24:12,515
and we came to a decision.
538
00:24:12,687 --> 00:24:15,781
And now I'm jet-lagged,
you got me out here sweating,
539
00:24:15,806 --> 00:24:18,789
and I traveled across country
to miss the taping of a sitcom
540
00:24:18,814 --> 00:24:20,906
that I didn't want to come
see in the first place.
541
00:24:21,265 --> 00:24:26,250
So can we please just table
the convo until we get home?
542
00:24:26,787 --> 00:24:27,945
Please?
543
00:24:30,922 --> 00:24:32,823
I guess the part that concerns me, Beth,
544
00:24:32,849 --> 00:24:34,204
- is that we just...
- Oh, my God, you're driving me nuts.
545
00:24:34,228 --> 00:24:35,883
Mm-mm. I'm walking.
546
00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,929
- Beth...
- I love you, but I'm walking.
547
00:24:41,825 --> 00:24:42,937
♪
548
00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:47,805
You sure you don't want
to sing, sweetheart?
549
00:24:47,829 --> 00:24:49,296
You practiced so hard.
550
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,195
- I think that's why my throat hurts.
- Yeah?
551
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,719
Did you finish your cough drop?
552
00:24:57,992 --> 00:24:59,844
You know, I used to get really nervous
553
00:24:59,869 --> 00:25:01,309
- before I sang...
- I don't want to.
554
00:25:02,663 --> 00:25:03,679
Okay.
555
00:25:04,514 --> 00:25:06,492
We'll get 'em next time then, Bug.
556
00:25:08,494 --> 00:25:09,719
(applause)
557
00:25:19,289 --> 00:25:21,953
Thank you. Hope you're all
having a great night.
558
00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:24,742
And I hope that we can make it better.
559
00:25:25,469 --> 00:25:28,351
(piano plays gentle intro
to Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide")
560
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,734
♪ I took my love and I took it down ♪
561
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,336
♪ Climbed a mountain ♪
562
00:25:46,361 --> 00:25:48,596
- ♪ And I turned around ♪
- Shh. Shh.
563
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:53,360
♪ And I saw my reflection ♪
564
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,937
♪ In the snow-covered hills ♪
565
00:25:57,253 --> 00:26:02,265
♪ Till the landslide brought it down ♪
566
00:26:03,317 --> 00:26:06,664
♪ Oh, mirror in the sky ♪
567
00:26:06,844 --> 00:26:08,765
♪ What is love? ♪
568
00:26:09,993 --> 00:26:15,172
♪ Can the child within
my heart rise above? ♪
569
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:23,320
♪ Can I sail through
the changing ocean tide? ♪
570
00:26:23,345 --> 00:26:26,881
♪ Can I handle the seasons ♪
571
00:26:27,011 --> 00:26:33,283
♪ Of my life? ♪
572
00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:35,679
♪ I don't know ♪
573
00:26:36,738 --> 00:26:42,289
♪ Well, I've been afraid of changin' ♪
574
00:26:43,322 --> 00:26:48,836
♪ 'Cause I built my life around you ♪
575
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,289
♪ But time makes you bolder ♪
576
00:26:53,323 --> 00:26:56,719
♪ Even children get older ♪
577
00:26:56,744 --> 00:27:01,581
♪ And I'm getting older, too... ♪
578
00:27:01,863 --> 00:27:05,851
Hi. I'm Kevin, and I will be
doing my impression of Mr. T.
579
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:09,437
Got no time for the jibber-jabber!
580
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:10,929
I pity the fool!
581
00:27:11,475 --> 00:27:12,500
(silence)
582
00:27:12,556 --> 00:27:13,664
(Sophie laughing)
583
00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:17,133
GIRL: Come on, Manny.
584
00:27:17,158 --> 00:27:20,617
The only way to find a baby
is to think like a baby.
585
00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:25,258
(laughter)
586
00:27:28,925 --> 00:27:30,375
(laughter continues louder)
587
00:27:41,988 --> 00:27:43,023
(laughing)
588
00:27:44,241 --> 00:27:45,390
(applause)
589
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,617
(laughter)
590
00:27:50,490 --> 00:27:51,906
(laughter continues louder)
591
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,172
All right, baby.
592
00:27:55,422 --> 00:27:56,758
Where are you, baby?
593
00:27:57,687 --> 00:27:59,445
Where are you? Come to me.
594
00:28:00,153 --> 00:28:01,758
Where are you, baby?
595
00:28:03,693 --> 00:28:04,844
(laughter continues)
596
00:28:05,242 --> 00:28:10,867
♪ Well, I've been afraid of changin' ♪
597
00:28:11,742 --> 00:28:17,664
♪ 'Cause I've built my life around you ♪
598
00:28:18,495 --> 00:28:21,734
♪ But time makes you bolder ♪
599
00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:25,312
♪ Even children get older ♪
600
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:30,074
♪ And I'm getting older, too ♪
601
00:28:31,813 --> 00:28:37,751
♪ Oh, I'm getting older, too ♪
602
00:28:40,330 --> 00:28:43,679
♪ I took my love and I took it down ♪
603
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:49,438
♪ I climbed a mountain
and I turned around... ♪
604
00:28:49,472 --> 00:28:50,906
You almost missed Mr. T.
605
00:28:50,941 --> 00:28:53,039
I know. I had to...
take care of something.
606
00:28:53,174 --> 00:28:54,320
It's all good.
607
00:28:55,365 --> 00:28:57,281
It's done. It's done.
608
00:28:58,554 --> 00:29:01,039
♪ Covered hills ♪
609
00:29:02,852 --> 00:29:08,039
♪ Well, the landslide'll bring it down ♪
610
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:13,414
♪ Oh, the landslide'll bring it... ♪
611
00:29:14,164 --> 00:29:15,594
♪ ...down. ♪
612
00:29:21,781 --> 00:29:22,867
Ha!
613
00:29:24,047 --> 00:29:25,047
Shh.
614
00:29:25,476 --> 00:29:26,993
I'm sorry.
I saw your name on the door.
615
00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:28,067
It's okay. No. Yup, yup.
616
00:29:28,092 --> 00:29:30,609
It's, you know... fine.
617
00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:35,875
Missed the show, by the way.
618
00:29:36,789 --> 00:29:38,677
- I'm so sorry, Kevin.
- It's okay.
619
00:29:39,664 --> 00:29:41,204
It's all right.
You know, it's The Manny.
620
00:29:41,228 --> 00:29:42,821
I know it's not exactly your cup of tea.
621
00:29:42,845 --> 00:29:44,383
Randall's driving me nuts.
622
00:29:45,725 --> 00:29:47,633
Yeah? Yeah, I know, he'll do that.
623
00:29:48,362 --> 00:29:51,406
We're adopting, you know...
well, fostering,
624
00:29:51,431 --> 00:29:54,570
and now he's freaking out,
like we're not up for it.
625
00:29:54,664 --> 00:29:56,865
He's freaking out
and second-guessing.
626
00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:01,867
Yeah, well, I mean, he'll do that, too.
627
00:30:06,453 --> 00:30:08,157
You know my brother
doesn't attempt anything
628
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,844
unless he's positive
he'll succeed at it, right?
629
00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,164
I know it. I... I guess that's true.
630
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:17,515
I mean, there was this one time,
631
00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:20,414
this... this one time his entire life.
632
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,809
It was in college, and, you
know, this girl at a party...
633
00:30:22,926 --> 00:30:25,820
This really, really, like,
badass, dreadlocked girl,
634
00:30:26,273 --> 00:30:28,484
who was, by the way, like...
let's be honest...
635
00:30:28,509 --> 00:30:31,125
17 times out of his nerdy,
sweater-vested-wearing league.
636
00:30:31,150 --> 00:30:32,656
He had no shot in hell at her.
637
00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:34,836
- But he, uh...
- (Beth laughs)
638
00:30:34,861 --> 00:30:37,484
He asked her out anyway.
He called her on the phone.
639
00:30:37,509 --> 00:30:39,804
Good God, he was so nervous,
he made me sweat.
640
00:30:39,829 --> 00:30:40,906
Yeah, I bet.
641
00:30:41,516 --> 00:30:43,429
I still remember his
opening line, you know?
642
00:30:43,454 --> 00:30:45,094
- Mm.
- It was so cheesy.
643
00:30:45,119 --> 00:30:47,422
He was like, "You don't
know who I am, but..."
644
00:30:47,447 --> 00:30:48,648
"But you're about to."
645
00:30:50,237 --> 00:30:51,360
- Wait.
- I'm sorry, you thought
646
00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:53,531
Randall had that kind of game at 19?
647
00:30:54,074 --> 00:30:55,821
Who do you think was
Cyrano-ing the entire thing?
648
00:30:55,845 --> 00:30:57,212
Wait a minute. You?
649
00:30:57,237 --> 00:30:59,836
You... Beth, you fell
for the Manny's game.
650
00:30:59,861 --> 00:31:01,862
Now, you sit there,
and you just think about that
651
00:31:01,887 --> 00:31:04,101
- for a second, little bit.
- Oh, no. It hurts.
652
00:31:04,126 --> 00:31:05,593
- Yeah.
- Damn.
653
00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:06,976
I got got.
654
00:31:08,953 --> 00:31:10,554
You know, Beth, that's the only time
655
00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:11,703
in my brother's entire life
656
00:31:11,728 --> 00:31:13,797
that he's actually risked failure.
657
00:31:15,404 --> 00:31:16,547
It's the only time.
658
00:31:18,853 --> 00:31:20,312
You know how hard that was for him?
659
00:31:20,845 --> 00:31:22,320
How scary that was for him?
660
00:31:22,345 --> 00:31:23,656
The man was terrified.
661
00:31:29,766 --> 00:31:31,547
You know I think you're funny, Kevin.
662
00:31:34,248 --> 00:31:35,289
I know.
663
00:31:35,436 --> 00:31:37,376
You laughed at all my jokes
that night on the phone.
664
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,977
Wait a minute.
You were on the line, too?
665
00:31:39,001 --> 00:31:40,234
- Yep.
- Mm-mm. Forget it.
666
00:31:40,259 --> 00:31:41,274
I don't even want to know.
667
00:31:41,298 --> 00:31:43,399
- Some things are better left unsaid.
- (Groans)
668
00:31:48,076 --> 00:31:50,117
Okay, so, I got your number.
669
00:31:50,267 --> 00:31:51,586
Let's do this again sometime.
670
00:31:52,353 --> 00:31:53,961
I would love that. Thanks.
671
00:31:53,986 --> 00:31:55,484
- Yeah. See you.
- All right.
672
00:31:55,897 --> 00:31:57,234
- G-Good night.
- Bye.
673
00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:02,910
- That was great. That was great.
- Oh.
674
00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:06,187
REBECCA: That was phenomenal.
Absolutely phenomenal.
675
00:32:06,212 --> 00:32:08,320
And, I'm telling you, i-in time,
676
00:32:08,431 --> 00:32:11,023
you will learn to power
through a crowd like this.
677
00:32:11,048 --> 00:32:12,203
But it was amazing.
678
00:32:12,317 --> 00:32:13,383
You see?
679
00:32:13,569 --> 00:32:15,670
This is why I didn't want you to come.
680
00:32:16,298 --> 00:32:17,883
Uh, I'm-I'm gonna...
681
00:32:17,908 --> 00:32:19,570
I'm just gonna go pay the tab.
682
00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:23,399
Even though we didn't
get anything. Yeah. Okay.
683
00:32:24,473 --> 00:32:25,719
(sighs) You know what?
684
00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:27,226
No, I told myself...
685
00:32:27,818 --> 00:32:29,812
I wasn't gonna do this;
I wasn't gonna end
686
00:32:29,837 --> 00:32:32,506
this visit feeling bad,
you know, about what I've said
687
00:32:32,531 --> 00:32:34,132
or what I haven't said to you, so...
688
00:32:34,176 --> 00:32:35,643
I'm just not gonna say anything.
689
00:32:36,836 --> 00:32:37,844
Kate.
690
00:32:37,869 --> 00:32:41,336
Sweetheart, you sang
incredibly beautifully.
691
00:32:41,361 --> 00:32:43,329
You should be so happy right now.
692
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,461
- "Incredibly beautifully"?
- Mm-hmm.
693
00:32:46,207 --> 00:32:47,429
Why do you do that?
694
00:32:48,076 --> 00:32:50,851
Do what? I'm complimenting you.
I'm proud of you.
695
00:32:50,876 --> 00:32:52,687
No, you feel sorry for me.
696
00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:56,312
(chuckles) What on earth
would make you think that, Kate?
697
00:32:56,337 --> 00:32:58,578
You overcompensate for me, Mom,
and you always have.
698
00:32:58,694 --> 00:33:00,929
And here I am, a 37-year-old woman,
699
00:33:00,954 --> 00:33:03,195
and you still make me
feel like a stupid...
700
00:33:04,952 --> 00:33:06,281
fat, little kid.
701
00:33:07,205 --> 00:33:10,695
I'm sorry. What have I ever done
to make you feel like that?
702
00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:12,390
- I'm not gonna do this.
- Kate.
703
00:33:36,876 --> 00:33:14,906
- I want to know. What have I ever done?
- You existed.
704
00:33:18,941 --> 00:33:20,675
- It's everything about you, Mom.
- (sighs)
705
00:33:21,108 --> 00:33:24,375
It's not just that you're
beautiful or thin.
706
00:33:25,555 --> 00:33:28,281
Or that you have perfect pitch
even when you talk.
707
00:33:28,504 --> 00:33:30,008
It's everything.
708
00:33:31,251 --> 00:33:32,836
And you wanted a daughter like you,
709
00:33:32,861 --> 00:33:34,844
- and I was never gonna be you.
- No. No.
710
00:33:34,869 --> 00:33:36,259
I never wanted you to be like me, Kate.
711
00:33:36,283 --> 00:33:39,485
No! You wanted me to be the
you that you never became.
712
00:33:49,245 --> 00:33:50,429
Well, you did it, Ma.
713
00:33:50,744 --> 00:33:53,765
You got me to say
terrible, unfair things.
714
00:33:54,456 --> 00:33:56,416
Least you could do
is say something terrible back.
715
00:33:59,391 --> 00:34:02,008
I-I just can't think of anything
that would be...
716
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,601
quite that terrible, is the thing.
717
00:34:07,586 --> 00:34:09,461
You're my entire life, Kate.
718
00:34:09,554 --> 00:34:14,328
You know that. You and your
brothers are my entire life.
719
00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,406
(whispering): Kate.
720
00:34:20,112 --> 00:34:21,531
You were just my little girl.
721
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,406
My little Bug.
722
00:34:24,257 --> 00:34:25,554
In your own world.
723
00:34:26,402 --> 00:34:28,803
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I... maybe I overdid it.
724
00:34:28,828 --> 00:34:30,961
Maybe I pushed you too hard.
725
00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:32,390
Maybe I did that.
726
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,023
(sighs)
727
00:34:36,338 --> 00:34:37,383
I love you.
728
00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:40,117
And I'm sorry, but...
729
00:34:41,524 --> 00:34:43,406
(exhales) Now this...
730
00:34:44,281 --> 00:34:47,917
this is going to be the memory
of my very first real gig.
731
00:34:48,156 --> 00:34:49,179
This.
732
00:34:50,633 --> 00:34:52,289
I'm sorry. I'm gonna be in the car.
733
00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,242
Am I... (sighs)
734
00:35:05,202 --> 00:35:07,976
Am I crazy? Or am I doing
735
00:35:08,179 --> 00:35:10,547
what she says I'm doing
and making her feel...
736
00:35:10,572 --> 00:35:12,437
Okay, okay. B-Between you and me,
737
00:35:12,958 --> 00:35:15,492
I think that she is
super sensitive around you.
738
00:35:15,517 --> 00:35:17,296
And, obviously, I don't
know the whole history,
739
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,586
but as much as I want you
740
00:35:19,611 --> 00:35:21,678
- to like me, you need to know
- Mm-hmm.
741
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:25,005
that I am Team Kate for life.
742
00:35:25,465 --> 00:35:27,273
Like, that's the deal here.
743
00:35:28,102 --> 00:35:29,828
So I can't have you
putting me in a position
744
00:35:29,853 --> 00:35:32,056
where I bring you to a show
that she doesn't want you at,
745
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,547
and you can't ask me
to side with you, okay?
746
00:35:34,703 --> 00:35:35,828
Because...
747
00:35:37,411 --> 00:35:38,437
Team Kate.
748
00:35:39,783 --> 00:35:40,783
Forever.
749
00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:43,039
- That's how this works.
- Got it.
750
00:35:43,245 --> 00:35:44,367
- Okay.
- Okay.
751
00:35:44,439 --> 00:35:47,687
Uh, shall we commence
the awkward car ride home?
752
00:35:49,490 --> 00:35:50,656
♪
753
00:36:08,606 --> 00:36:09,742
(sighs)
754
00:36:22,085 --> 00:36:24,828
So, I've realized
I really like your fiancé.
755
00:36:30,031 --> 00:36:31,203
(chuckles softly)
756
00:36:40,914 --> 00:36:43,249
Now there, that's the
Lucille Ball building.
757
00:36:43,274 --> 00:36:44,685
You know who Lucille Ball was, right?
758
00:36:44,709 --> 00:36:46,344
- BOTH: No.
- You don't?
759
00:36:46,811 --> 00:36:48,456
RANDALL: She was like the girl
from The Thundermans
760
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,594
but even funnier.
761
00:36:50,289 --> 00:36:51,344
Hey, hold on.
762
00:36:52,017 --> 00:36:53,914
- One second. Be right back.
- Hmm?
763
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:55,750
Hey, babe.
764
00:36:55,970 --> 00:36:57,828
I know I've been getting on your n...
765
00:36:58,256 --> 00:36:59,312
♪
766
00:37:10,524 --> 00:37:11,867
Our girls came out good.
767
00:37:12,112 --> 00:37:13,172
It's true.
768
00:37:14,193 --> 00:37:15,484
But we made them great.
769
00:37:16,742 --> 00:37:17,961
They make us great.
770
00:37:19,234 --> 00:37:20,828
We can do this.
771
00:37:22,265 --> 00:37:24,039
You and me, we can do anything.
772
00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:27,305
I know.
773
00:37:29,578 --> 00:37:31,594
You let your brother listen on the line
774
00:37:31,619 --> 00:37:33,695
when you were asking me out
for the first time?
775
00:37:34,851 --> 00:37:35,875
I did.
776
00:37:38,070 --> 00:37:39,242
Crazy.
777
00:37:40,148 --> 00:37:41,351
(whispers): I am.
778
00:37:46,876 --> 00:37:47,898
Hey, girls.
779
00:37:49,305 --> 00:37:51,680
Mommy and Daddy want to talk
to you about something.
780
00:37:55,117 --> 00:37:56,469
♪
781
00:38:14,141 --> 00:38:15,187
(whispers): Hi.
782
00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:23,108
I kept it to myself last time.
783
00:38:27,345 --> 00:38:29,328
But it can't be like that again.
784
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:33,828
I know.
785
00:38:38,362 --> 00:38:39,390
(Jack sighs)
786
00:38:44,144 --> 00:38:45,883
- (knock on door)
- Come in.
787
00:38:49,711 --> 00:38:51,633
Heard a rumor you were back already.
788
00:38:52,084 --> 00:38:55,375
The house is abuzz.
It's like Melrose Place in here.
789
00:38:55,656 --> 00:38:57,156
Yeah, I'm back.
790
00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:00,781
So, you guys are okay?
791
00:39:01,459 --> 00:39:03,789
The queen admitted you
back into her castle?
792
00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:06,430
Kate, you need to be
nicer to your mother.
793
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,617
Okay? You don't know everything.
794
00:39:12,276 --> 00:39:13,359
In fact...
795
00:39:16,664 --> 00:39:18,851
...I'm gonna talk to your
brothers, too but...
796
00:39:19,811 --> 00:39:21,640
I wanted to talk to you first.
797
00:39:25,773 --> 00:39:27,312
Something I need to tell you.
798
00:39:30,165 --> 00:39:31,165
Um...
799
00:39:36,751 --> 00:39:40,094
Part of the reason your
mom and I had a fight...
800
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:50,226
Katie girl, I...
801
00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:53,101
I have a drinking problem.
802
00:39:54,285 --> 00:39:56,742
And my father, he had
a drinking problem.
803
00:39:58,478 --> 00:40:01,981
And I've kept that
hidden from you guys because...
804
00:40:05,021 --> 00:40:08,992
...because I-I didn't want
you to know that about me.
805
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,187
I really didn't want
you to know that about me.
806
00:40:19,262 --> 00:40:21,773
But you have to know.
807
00:40:31,048 --> 00:40:32,086
And...
808
00:40:33,126 --> 00:40:34,211
♪
809
00:40:40,664 --> 00:40:41,844
I'm sorry.
810
00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:45,000
I never wanted to disappoint you.
811
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,312
(sniffles) But I have to
be honest with you guys,
812
00:40:50,261 --> 00:40:52,531
- because I need you guys.
- Dad.
813
00:41:01,521 --> 00:41:02,797
♪
814
00:41:39,893 --> 00:41:42,929
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