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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Your friends all know about
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- your "secret boyfriend"?
- You think that's you?
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Well...
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It's not?
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I understand you're moving forward
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with Sheldon's grant database.
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I was an intrinsic part of that.
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Sheldon didn't mention you.
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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.
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We're looking for a financier,
not a partner.
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I just want to be around the process.
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But I'm still in charge, right?
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- Did NASA fake the moon landing?
- No.
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See, that's what I thought
until about a year ago.
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Oh, we're gonna have so much fun.
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So the data comes in here,
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and then it's divided into three tables
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that I'm calling X-sub-1,
X-sub-2, X-sub-3.
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Good, good.
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And then over here, it's
subjected to data normalization,
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so we don't end up with
any duplicate data fields.
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GARY (OVER SPEAKER): I've got it.
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Grant Daddy.
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What?
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The name of our company:
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Grant Daddy.
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I mean, it's sexy and sophisticated,
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but still John Q. Lunchpail
can wrap his arms around it.
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Where are you?
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Oh, you know, my lawyers
have advised me not to say,
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but I'm pretty sure I'll be
allowed back in the country
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very soon.
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Taxes, am I right?
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Huh.
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Right now we have more
important things to focus on
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than the name, like how
are we going to build this.
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Grant-opolis.
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Grant-cano.
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No, wait.
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The Grant Canyon.
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Oh, that's gonna
look great on a T-shirt.
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Hey, what size do you guys wear?
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This is not helpful.
Can't I hang up on him?
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Sheldon, I have to remind you...
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- GARY: Hello?
- he's funding the entire project.
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He should remain included.
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- Hello?
- Fine.
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The Grant Canyon is a terrible name.
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It sounds like a place grants go to die.
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Sheldon.
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I'm including him.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So, how are you feeling?
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Fat and disgusting.
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I mean, are you having
any discomfort, fatigue?
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Yeah, that's all I have.
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I think what she's saying is
she feels eight months pregnant.
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Eight. 800.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Just a reminder, Doc,
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I don't want to know
if it's a boy or girl.
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- I want it to be a surprise.
- Wait, hold up.
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If we're all here,
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who's looking after the
Laundromat and the video store
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and the, uh, other establishment?
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Oh, the gambling room?
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Huh?
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It's okay. I lost a hundred
bucks there last week.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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Then you know we're good for the bill.
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Okay, uh, back to me.
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Uh, how's everything
looking in the oven?
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Well, baby seems okay,
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but I am concerned about
your blood pressure.
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Mm. You think it's preeclampsia?
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Georgie, let the doctor talk.
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Actually, that's a possibility.
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I read the book. Did you?
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NICHOLSON: I'd like to put you on
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bed rest for a week
and then recheck you.
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Is that really necessary?
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It is.
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Dr. Linkletter, I had a question
about today's lecture.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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You must be Sheldon.
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I am.
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I was told not to talk to you.
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Why not?
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I was told not to tell you that.
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Ah, I see you've met Toby.
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I have not. He wouldn't
tell me his name.
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Good man. What can I help
you with, Sheldon?
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What's all this?
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It looks like algorithms
for a searchable database.
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At a glance, anything can look like
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an algorithm for a searchable database.
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Very well, it's an algorithm
for a searchable database.
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That was my idea.
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If you'll recall, it was our idea.
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Are you programming a database for him?
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- Go ahead.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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How dare you steal my
grant database idea?
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Look, Dr. Linkletter
was part of the idea,
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he's an employee of the university,
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and therefore we have
a legitimate claim to it.
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But I'm already making one.
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I have an investor
lined up and everything.
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Well, you're still more
than welcome to join us,
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and we can all work on it together.
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No, this is my idea, and
I'm doing it on my own.
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Well, then I guess we'll see
who gets to market first.
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I guess we will.
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Hmm. So, have you already
started programming?
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No.
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Do you have access to a mainframe?
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That depends. Can I use
the university's mainframe?
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- No.
- Then we're still figuring it out.
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I see.
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Well, we already have a name, do you?
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As a matter of fact, we do.
We're calling it Granted.
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- Ugh, that is such a good name.
- Thank you.
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And what's yours?
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Never mind.
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WOMAN: Hey.
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Look what your machine
did to my underwear.
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Made 'em huge?
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It dyed 'em pink.
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Oh, right.
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Here. Next wash is on us.
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I got to go check on
something in the back.
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Sorry, I'm a little short-staffed today.
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I've been running around like
a chicken with its head cut off.
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All right.
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There's your teddy bear.
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Here's your cash.
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Teddy bear. Cash.
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Teddy bear.
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Hey, this is a dry cleaning ticket.
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Get out of here.
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- Punk.
- (SIGN CHIMING)
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Hang on, I'll be right back.
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Hey, you find everything all right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that there's a real good one.
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You should get it. I'll ring it up.
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I don't know.
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Don't know? Whoopi Goldberg
as a singing nun?
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What's there to think about?
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I might be more in the mood for action.
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She's on the run from the mob.
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You'll love it. I'll ring it up.
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How you doing?
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Uh, well, I'm lying in bed and a
nice lady just brought me food.
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It's not the worst.
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Well, you haven't tasted it yet.
Doctor said no salt.
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Oh, I'm sure it's great.
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I tasted it. It sucks.
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Anyway, I better go give Georgie a hand.
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Um, here's your telephone.
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Anything else you need before I go?
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Actually, I can't find the remote.
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Oh, well, it couldn't have gone far.
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Let's see.
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Let me just look right down here.
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Okay. Here it is.
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Oh! (GRUNTS) My back!
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Are you okay?
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- No!
- All right.
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Let me help you up.
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No, no. No, no. I'm fine. I'm fine.
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I'm ju-just... Let me lay here
for just a minute.
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Can I get you some ice or something?
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No, no, no. You've got to stay in bed.
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- (EXHALES) Okay.
- Well, you look like
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the "I've fallen and
I can't get up" lady.
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That's because I have fallen
and I can't get up.
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(LAUGHS)
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Okay, it hurts when I laugh.
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(LAUGHING)
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Here, honey.
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- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.
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Oh!
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(GASPS) Oh, dear Lord,
let me help you up.
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Don't touch me.
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Don't touch me. I'll get
up when I'm ready.
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Should I call the doctor?
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No, no. It just happens
every once in a while.
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I just need to take it
easy for a couple days.
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- Then I'll be fine.
- Well,
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can I get you a pillow?
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Ooh. A pillow would be nice.
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- Here.
- (MOANS)
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And what's going on with you?
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Oh, high blood pressure.
Doctor wants me on bed rest.
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Probably worried about preeclampsia.
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Did everyone read this book?
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Well, I can take off work
and look after y'all.
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We're fine.
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Fine? You're on the floor.
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What happens if you
need to use the bathroom?
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Depends.
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Depends on what?
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No, it's a joke.
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(LAUGHS) I got it.
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- (LAUGHING)
- What's the joke?
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Tell me.
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(LINE RINGING)
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(OLD WOMAN'S VOICE):
Hello, Mr. O'Brien's office.
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Is Mr. O'Brien there?
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It's John Sturgis and Sheldon Cooper.
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(NORMAL VOICE): Oh, it's me.
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I was just making sure
you weren't the IRS. What's up?
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I have some troubling news.
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The university is making
a competing grant database.
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- Wasn't it your idea?
- SHELDON: It was,
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but Dr. Linkletter
is claiming he assisted me.
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Well, there's nothing wrong
with a little competition.
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I mean, you think I was the only person
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designing anti-static lab furniture?
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- You weren't?
- GARY: No.
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I researched the competition,
outbid their manufacturers
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and tied them up in court
so long they ran out of money.
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That seems a little ruthless.
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Hey, if you're not ruthless,
you're toothless.
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I like that.
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I know. It rhymes.
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But the university's
already ahead of us.
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Yeah, but do they have
a really cool company name?
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Yes, they're calling it Granted.
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Damn, it was right there.
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Okay, I can't cover
the video store, the Laundromat,
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and the other room all at the same time.
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I want to work in the other room.
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You're not working the other room.
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I got the other one.
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I call dibs on video store.
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Aw. I wanted video store.
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Too bad. I called dibs.
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Great, you got the Laundromat.
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But I don't want the Laundromat.
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Well, dibs are dibs. She called it.
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He's a good boss.
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That's right.
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Slow.
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- Slow.
- Any slower and we're just standing.
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Okay, look, I got this, okay?
Just leave me alone.
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All right. I'm gonna go check on Mandy.
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Slow.
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- (KNOCKING)
- MARY: Hi.
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You doing okay?
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- (TV CLICKS OFF)
- I'm fine.
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00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:08,126
You really don't need to fuss over me.
260
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,001
Oh, I don't mind.
261
00:09:11,201 --> 00:09:12,426
I appreciate it.
262
00:09:12,431 --> 00:09:14,396
I'm just kind of used to
taking care of myself.
263
00:09:14,401 --> 00:09:17,141
Well, that's what family's for.
264
00:09:18,201 --> 00:09:21,436
Speaking of which, do you
want me to call yours?
265
00:09:21,441 --> 00:09:22,676
Why?
266
00:09:22,681 --> 00:09:24,906
If my daughter was on bed rest,
267
00:09:24,911 --> 00:09:26,176
I would want to know.
268
00:09:26,181 --> 00:09:27,407
If they want to know how I'm doing,
269
00:09:27,411 --> 00:09:29,047
they can pick up the phone and call.
270
00:09:29,051 --> 00:09:31,346
I'm sure if your mom
knew what was going on,
271
00:09:31,351 --> 00:09:32,616
she'd be here to help.
272
00:09:32,621 --> 00:09:34,116
Well, I told my mom I was pregnant
273
00:09:34,121 --> 00:09:36,016
and she stopped talking to me. So...
274
00:09:36,021 --> 00:09:37,116
I know, but...
275
00:09:37,121 --> 00:09:38,761
It's not your business, Mary.
276
00:09:41,191 --> 00:09:43,731
Okay, sorry.
277
00:09:46,601 --> 00:09:48,841
(TOILET FLUSHES)
278
00:09:50,571 --> 00:09:52,336
Hello, Toby.
279
00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,136
I'm not supposed to talk to you.
280
00:09:54,141 --> 00:09:56,576
But no one told you not to talk to me.
281
00:09:56,581 --> 00:09:57,736
What do you want?
282
00:09:57,741 --> 00:09:59,476
We want to offer you a job.
283
00:09:59,481 --> 00:10:01,406
And for you to wash your hands.
284
00:10:01,411 --> 00:10:03,016
I already have a job.
285
00:10:03,021 --> 00:10:04,146
We know.
286
00:10:04,151 --> 00:10:08,016
We want you to do the same
thing, but for more money.
287
00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:09,561
Okay.
288
00:10:11,261 --> 00:10:13,986
Really, that's all it took?
Where's the loyalty?
289
00:10:13,991 --> 00:10:16,196
Sheldon, this is what we want.
290
00:10:16,201 --> 00:10:17,826
I know, but what if somebody comes along
291
00:10:17,831 --> 00:10:20,066
and offers him more money?
Is he just gonna leave us?
292
00:10:20,071 --> 00:10:21,596
Are you?
293
00:10:21,601 --> 00:10:22,671
Probably.
294
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,736
We can hire him, but he cannot
go to the bathroom alone.
295
00:10:26,741 --> 00:10:28,641
Welcome aboard.
296
00:10:28,646 --> 00:10:30,906
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's hit that sink.
297
00:10:36,721 --> 00:10:38,516
If you're looking for
something to watch,
298
00:10:38,521 --> 00:10:39,946
I'd recommend Princess Bride.
299
00:10:39,951 --> 00:10:42,016
- Really?
- I know it sounds
300
00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:44,216
a little girly, but there's
an awesome sword fight
301
00:10:44,221 --> 00:10:46,126
and André the Giant's in it.
302
00:10:46,131 --> 00:10:48,356
Cool. Thanks.
303
00:10:48,361 --> 00:10:49,861
Just doing my job.
304
00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:54,171
I'm Melissa, by the way.
305
00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,536
♪ We should be together... ♪
306
00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,141
Need any help over here?
307
00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:02,636
Are you trying to touch my underwear?
308
00:11:02,641 --> 00:11:04,306
No, ma'am.
309
00:11:04,311 --> 00:11:06,646
Well, then step away.
310
00:11:06,651 --> 00:11:08,451
Yes, ma'am.
311
00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:13,286
Ah! I knew it. You poached
my programmer.
312
00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,916
You poached his idea.
313
00:11:14,921 --> 00:11:17,156
Toby, what happened to loyalty?
314
00:11:17,161 --> 00:11:18,756
It's annoying, isn't it?
315
00:11:19,561 --> 00:11:20,826
There's an old saying:
316
00:11:20,831 --> 00:11:23,656
"You mess with the bull,
you get the horns".
317
00:11:23,661 --> 00:11:24,896
Well, there's a new saying:
318
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,566
"We have a programmer and you don't".
319
00:11:26,571 --> 00:11:28,226
(GIGGLES) Yeah.
320
00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:29,266
HAGEMEYER: Really?
321
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:31,096
You poached our programmer?
322
00:11:31,101 --> 00:11:33,306
I left him alone for five
minutes to use the bathroom.
323
00:11:33,311 --> 00:11:34,906
I don't know why you're so surprised.
324
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,836
I'm told that business
is a high-stakes game
325
00:11:36,841 --> 00:11:38,776
where if you're not ruthless,
you're toothless.
326
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,106
We just learned that.
327
00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:41,606
You could have hired anyone else.
328
00:11:41,611 --> 00:11:43,376
Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
329
00:11:43,381 --> 00:11:44,676
Oh, you want to play hardball?
330
00:11:44,681 --> 00:11:46,186
We can do that, too.
331
00:11:46,191 --> 00:11:49,156
You see, Sheldon gets a lot
of perks at this university
332
00:11:49,161 --> 00:11:51,416
that could go away real fast.
333
00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:52,956
But I like my perks.
334
00:11:52,961 --> 00:11:55,156
How would you like to have
a roommate or two
335
00:11:55,161 --> 00:11:56,996
in that dorm room of yours?
336
00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:59,066
Let's give her what she wants.
337
00:11:59,071 --> 00:12:00,426
Stay strong.
338
00:12:00,431 --> 00:12:04,096
Look, all I'm saying is you
need us as much as we need you.
339
00:12:04,101 --> 00:12:05,906
Now, for example, we have
340
00:12:05,911 --> 00:12:08,106
a mainframe computer and you don't.
341
00:12:08,111 --> 00:12:12,006
Ha! No mainframe, no database.
Who's toothless now?
342
00:12:12,011 --> 00:12:14,246
We can get our own mainframe.
343
00:12:14,251 --> 00:12:16,976
We can? They're really expensive.
344
00:12:16,981 --> 00:12:19,586
I'm trying to be ruthless.
Work with me here.
345
00:12:19,591 --> 00:12:21,121
We can.
346
00:12:27,938 --> 00:12:31,073
Hey. I brought you a snack
and some magazines.
347
00:12:31,078 --> 00:12:34,173
Oh, thanks, but I should
probably finish this.
348
00:12:34,178 --> 00:12:36,043
Although I do know how it ends.
349
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:38,943
With bodily fluids. Everywhere.
350
00:12:38,948 --> 00:12:41,443
And then a sweet little boy or girl.
351
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:44,653
Oh, um, it's a girl.
352
00:12:44,658 --> 00:12:46,023
(GASPS) Really?
353
00:12:46,028 --> 00:12:48,353
Yeah, Georgie didn't want
to know so I haven't said.
354
00:12:48,358 --> 00:12:50,923
Well, that is wonderful!
355
00:12:50,928 --> 00:12:52,963
Oh, it'll be our little secret.
356
00:12:52,968 --> 00:12:56,493
MEEMAW: I already know! Don't
go feeling like you're special.
357
00:12:56,498 --> 00:12:59,538
Do you mind? We're having a moment here.
358
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,263
Carry on.
359
00:13:01,268 --> 00:13:03,603
(SIGHS) As you can see,
360
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,343
the mother-daughter bond is strong.
361
00:13:05,348 --> 00:13:08,743
Well, compared to me and my mom,
you two are magic.
362
00:13:08,748 --> 00:13:11,748
Well, we've had our ups and downs.
363
00:13:13,088 --> 00:13:16,083
She wasn't the easiest
mom to grow up with.
364
00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,753
Sometimes I felt like I was
kind of raising myself.
365
00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:22,353
But now we're practically best friends.
366
00:13:22,358 --> 00:13:25,363
Yeah, I don't think that's in
the cards for me and my mom.
367
00:13:25,368 --> 00:13:29,233
I hear you whispering in there.
Don't listen to her, Mandy.
368
00:13:29,238 --> 00:13:30,933
Dear Lord, I was just telling her
369
00:13:30,938 --> 00:13:33,133
how you and I are best friends!
370
00:13:33,138 --> 00:13:36,178
That's how you talk to your best friend?
371
00:13:38,038 --> 00:13:39,573
Everything working okay for you?
372
00:13:39,578 --> 00:13:43,113
I heard about you.
You're that panty sniffer.
373
00:13:43,118 --> 00:13:45,783
No. No, no, no, there was no sniffing.
374
00:13:45,788 --> 00:13:47,318
Barbara, he doing it again.
375
00:13:48,718 --> 00:13:51,783
No. No. Uh, j... Oh, I give up.
376
00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:53,453
I'm totally into old movies.
377
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,023
You know, Breakfast Club,
Goonies, Pretty in Pink.
378
00:13:57,028 --> 00:13:59,323
Hey. How's it going?
379
00:13:59,328 --> 00:14:00,663
Fine. Bye.
380
00:14:00,668 --> 00:14:02,069
Not much going on at the Laundromat.
381
00:14:02,073 --> 00:14:03,294
Thought maybe I could lend you a hand.
382
00:14:03,298 --> 00:14:05,763
Nope, all good. Go check on Georgie.
383
00:14:05,768 --> 00:14:07,163
All right.
384
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:10,203
So, you doing anything later?
385
00:14:10,908 --> 00:14:13,773
Yeah, she's going home with her father.
386
00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:15,143
Dad.
387
00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:17,143
I-I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know.
388
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,243
Yeah, did you know that
she's in the seventh grade?
389
00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:21,213
- Dad!
- I thought she was older.
390
00:14:21,218 --> 00:14:22,883
Well, now you know. Beat it.
391
00:14:22,888 --> 00:14:24,118
Right.
392
00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:27,953
- (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
- Are you happy?
393
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,923
He is way too old for you.
394
00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:31,423
Have you seen you and Mom?
395
00:14:31,428 --> 00:14:34,023
Hey, your mother and I were
high school sweethearts.
396
00:14:34,028 --> 00:14:37,093
Yeah, she was in high school.
You were, like, 25.
397
00:14:37,098 --> 00:14:39,603
People looked older back then.
398
00:14:39,608 --> 00:14:41,303
(KNOCKING)
399
00:14:42,108 --> 00:14:43,233
Hello?
400
00:14:43,238 --> 00:14:45,173
Yeah, I'm here to
install some bunk beds.
401
00:14:45,178 --> 00:14:47,503
But I don't need bunk beds.
I'm just one person.
402
00:14:47,508 --> 00:14:50,313
All I know is they're turning
this room into a triple.
403
00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:51,643
Triple?
404
00:14:51,648 --> 00:14:54,243
This is getting serious.
They're playing hardball.
405
00:14:54,248 --> 00:14:56,354
And hardball is just one more
type of ball I'm bad at.
406
00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:58,153
GARY: Okay, just calm down. I'm sure
407
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,853
I can find us a used mainframe.
408
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,483
Where? How? From whom?
409
00:15:01,488 --> 00:15:04,023
I don't know, but Jupiter
just entered Sagittarius,
410
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,463
so I have a good feeling.
411
00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:07,993
You're not filling me
with confidence, Gary.
412
00:15:07,998 --> 00:15:10,963
Ah, teenagers. Always so angsty.
413
00:15:10,968 --> 00:15:12,338
I love it.
414
00:15:13,768 --> 00:15:15,438
(SIGHS)
415
00:15:28,118 --> 00:15:29,458
Hey, Mom, it's me.
416
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,128
No, nothing's wrong.
I was just calling to talk.
417
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:38,623
No, I am not calling to apologize.
418
00:15:38,628 --> 00:15:40,923
No, I don't need any money.
419
00:15:41,328 --> 00:15:43,133
No, I don't need anything from you.
420
00:15:43,138 --> 00:15:44,963
You know what? This was a mistake.
421
00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:46,468
Yeah, goodbye.
422
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,113
Hi. Welcome to Video Village.
423
00:15:55,118 --> 00:15:57,943
I'm Missy, I'm in seventh grade,
and that's my father.
424
00:15:58,648 --> 00:15:59,743
Uh, hi.
425
00:15:59,748 --> 00:16:00,783
I'm Carl,
426
00:16:00,788 --> 00:16:03,853
I'm 31, and my dad is dead.
427
00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:06,953
Yeah, I'm sorry about her.
428
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:09,053
And your dad.
429
00:16:09,058 --> 00:16:11,123
What are you doing?
430
00:16:11,128 --> 00:16:13,193
Saving you the trouble
of embarrassing me.
431
00:16:13,698 --> 00:16:16,533
Look, it's not easy
seeing you talk to guys.
432
00:16:16,538 --> 00:16:18,663
Especially older guys.
433
00:16:18,668 --> 00:16:20,033
You want to know what's not easy?
434
00:16:20,038 --> 00:16:21,904
Hearing from Billy Sparks
about you and his mother
435
00:16:21,908 --> 00:16:23,408
hanging out in their chicken coop.
436
00:16:24,738 --> 00:16:25,943
What?
437
00:16:25,948 --> 00:16:28,443
He said he saw y'all
leaving there the other day.
438
00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:31,543
(SNORTS) We were talking chickens.
439
00:16:31,548 --> 00:16:33,618
And he said it wasn't the first time.
440
00:16:34,788 --> 00:16:36,753
They got a lot of chickens.
441
00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:38,183
(SIGHS)
442
00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:40,083
And now there's bunk beds in my room?
443
00:16:40,088 --> 00:16:42,323
It's like summer camp.
Two words I loathe.
444
00:16:42,328 --> 00:16:45,563
Sometimes roommates can
become lifelong friends.
445
00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:48,323
I still exchange letters
with my roommate
446
00:16:48,328 --> 00:16:49,693
from the mental hospital.
447
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:52,063
They're written in a language
he made up,
448
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:54,833
but it's nice to know he cares.
449
00:16:54,838 --> 00:16:57,903
I have a delivery for Sheldon Cooper.
450
00:16:57,908 --> 00:16:59,173
That's me. What is it?
451
00:16:59,178 --> 00:17:01,103
A computer mainframe.
452
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:02,548
He got one.
453
00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:05,513
I just need to tell
the guys where to put it.
454
00:17:05,518 --> 00:17:09,183
Well, I suppose it could go in here.
455
00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:12,553
Or I think I have a solution
to my roommate problem.
456
00:17:12,558 --> 00:17:14,853
I can't have roommates
if my dorm has no room
457
00:17:14,858 --> 00:17:16,053
for those mates.
458
00:17:16,058 --> 00:17:17,528
Right this way.
459
00:17:31,108 --> 00:17:34,073
So, you know, me and
Brenda are just friends.
460
00:17:34,078 --> 00:17:35,643
She's been going through a rough patch
461
00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:37,673
and just needed someone to talk to.
462
00:17:37,678 --> 00:17:39,083
Okay.
463
00:17:40,088 --> 00:17:41,288
Good.
464
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,758
Why'd you say it was about chickens?
465
00:17:47,228 --> 00:17:50,723
Because it's Brenda's personal business,
466
00:17:50,728 --> 00:17:53,768
and-and just trying
to be a good neighbor.
467
00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:57,833
And she don't want Billy to worry,
468
00:17:57,838 --> 00:18:00,403
so we used the chicken coop.
469
00:18:00,408 --> 00:18:02,573
Which all makes sense, right?
470
00:18:02,578 --> 00:18:04,103
I guess.
471
00:18:04,108 --> 00:18:05,678
Good.
472
00:18:08,948 --> 00:18:11,643
I'm glad we can talk about these things.
473
00:18:11,648 --> 00:18:13,443
Me too.
474
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:15,958
Someday we'll talk about
Mom and Pastor Rob.
475
00:18:17,988 --> 00:18:20,088
(DOOR OPENS)
476
00:18:21,528 --> 00:18:24,523
Excuse me, are you Mrs. McAllister?
477
00:18:24,528 --> 00:18:26,393
I am. Can I help you?
478
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:29,238
I'm Mary Cooper. Georgie's mom.
479
00:18:30,798 --> 00:18:32,863
Oh. Hello.
480
00:18:33,668 --> 00:18:36,733
I don't know what's going on
between you and your daughter,
481
00:18:36,738 --> 00:18:39,073
but you need to get over it.
482
00:18:39,078 --> 00:18:42,578
She is scared, she is pregnant,
and she needs her mother.
483
00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:45,613
I'm getting parenting advice
from a woman
484
00:18:45,618 --> 00:18:48,883
whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant?
485
00:18:48,888 --> 00:18:50,253
Yes, you are.
486
00:18:50,258 --> 00:18:51,653
Georgie made a mistake,
487
00:18:51,658 --> 00:18:53,953
but I did not cut him out of my life.
488
00:18:54,358 --> 00:18:55,453
You don't know...
489
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,553
I don't care.
490
00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:59,023
You are her parent. Act like it.
491
00:18:59,028 --> 00:19:02,263
So, grow up, call your daughter
and make it right.
492
00:19:02,268 --> 00:19:03,363
Now!
493
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:04,833
Well, I need...
494
00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:05,868
I said now.
495
00:19:07,638 --> 00:19:09,673
I was gonna say
496
00:19:09,678 --> 00:19:12,078
I need the phone number.
497
00:19:13,648 --> 00:19:15,613
Okay.
498
00:19:15,618 --> 00:19:17,118
Do you have a pen?
499
00:19:23,821 --> 00:19:25,076
All right.
500
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,216
Plug it in.
501
00:19:26,221 --> 00:19:27,446
(KNOCKING)
502
00:19:27,451 --> 00:19:28,491
Huh?
503
00:19:29,054 --> 00:19:30,523
Hello.
504
00:19:30,528 --> 00:19:31,553
(SIGHS)
505
00:19:31,558 --> 00:19:32,653
Unbelievable.
506
00:19:32,658 --> 00:19:35,059
President Hagemeyer, have you
come to meet my new roommate,
507
00:19:35,064 --> 00:19:36,159
VAX 6000?
508
00:19:36,164 --> 00:19:38,929
Sheldon, you can't have
a mainframe in your dorm.
509
00:19:38,934 --> 00:19:40,489
Actually, there's no rule against it.
510
00:19:40,494 --> 00:19:42,499
I can't have a candle, a microwave,
511
00:19:42,504 --> 00:19:45,169
a hot plate, a coffee maker,
a toaster or a waterbed.
512
00:19:45,174 --> 00:19:46,799
But there's nothing against a mainframe.
513
00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:48,799
Well, I'm the president
of the university
514
00:19:48,804 --> 00:19:50,999
and I'm telling you you can't.
515
00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:54,169
You're just trying
to sabotage our project
516
00:19:54,174 --> 00:19:56,909
because you know we're
gonna beat you to market.
517
00:19:56,914 --> 00:19:58,684
Sheldon, plug it in.
518
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,264
SHELDON: There really should
be a rule against this.
519
00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:22,870
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