1 00:00:57,492 --> 00:00:59,693 Mr. Nygaard? Ripped By mstoll 2 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:00,896 Oh, you betcha. 3 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:05,909 (LAUGHS) 4 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,376 Yeah. She's a beaut. 5 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:10,778 Got the low-water feature, but don't skimp on torque. 6 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,350 Am I taking the old one? 7 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:15,410 Yeah, if that's... They said on the phone it'd be no problem. 8 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,386 Oh, sure. It's no problem. 9 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,549 The T-160? Hmm, yeah. 10 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,726 Geez. I see why you're trading her in. 11 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,924 She's a real lemon. Motor mount. 12 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:30,763 Chinese used plastic screws. Bet she bucked like a bronco. 13 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:33,064 You do not know the half of it. 14 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:36,731 Stopped making 'em pretty quick. Recalled, I think. 15 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,044 Surprised to see her, truth be told. 16 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,307 You'd be better off washing your clothes between two rocks. 17 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:43,540 You know what I mean? 18 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:27,748 KITTY: They got Chaz up at Faribault till the trial. 19 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,590 Gordo's at Red Wing. 20 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,459 Which is... 21 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:35,999 Well, you know... At least they're close. 22 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:39,263 His lawyer thinks we can plea it down to probation. 23 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,032 Time served. 24 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:42,129 For murder? 25 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:43,799 No, Gordo... 26 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,035 On the gun charge. Oh, yeah. 27 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:50,343 Chaz? Well, good riddance. Don't care what that man gets. 28 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,940 No, sir, not after what he did. 29 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:55,876 Killing my wife, you mean? 30 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:59,321 Oh, well, yeah. Yeah, of course, that. 31 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:00,789 But also... 32 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,220 Well, I mean, look at me. 33 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,227 I was Miss Hubbard County, for Pete's sake. 34 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,629 You don't cheat on Miss Hubbard County. 35 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,673 I just don't believe it, you know. 36 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,306 I mean' just three weeks ago, 37 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,815 we were sitting around the table eating ham. 38 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,580 And now Gordo's having his night terrors again. 39 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:32,213 Plus, we have to sell everything lo pay the legal bills. 40 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:36,692 Did you know... Chaz bought a time share in a boat? 41 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:39,161 I didn't even know that was a thing. 42 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:40,595 Yeah, it's a thing. 43 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,667 So if there's anything from the house you want... 44 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:48,433 You know, like I was thinking maybe Chars hunting gear? 45 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:52,738 I boxed it up for you. Not sure it's anything you want. 46 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,177 Oh, sure. That'd be fine, thank you. 47 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,519 (SIGHS) 48 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:14,260 Well... (CLEARS THROAT) listen, if there's anything I can do. 49 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:16,630 Oh, no... Lester, you are so sweet. 50 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:18,430 I am the one who should be saying that 51 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:21,301 after what he did to you, my husband. 52 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,231 Oh, what'd you get? 53 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:28,073 New washer. The old one... 54 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:31,444 Well, I had to get rid of everything from the basement. 55 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,245 On account of all the... 56 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,548 You deserve it, Lester. 57 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,055 All good things. 58 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,488 You deserve. 59 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:47,658 (DOOR CLOSES) 60 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,988 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 61 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:58,792 Back to it then? 62 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:02,305 Looks like. Doc cleared me for duty, so... 63 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:03,964 (EXHALES) 64 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,972 More flowers came for you from Duluth. 65 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,983 A smarter man would think you were being wooed. 66 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,212 I don't know what you're talking about. 67 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:24,224 Put 'em up where we can see 'em at least. 68 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,355 (CHUCKLES) 69 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,835 So, you got a strategy on this Lester thing? 70 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,669 Well, I'm just gonna walk in and say, "Bill..." 71 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,435 If you think it's best... 72 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,505 Direct approach. 73 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,102 Your point being? 74 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,237 Got no point. 75 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:49,919 Okay. Bye, Dad. 76 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:09,899 Chief, are you busy? 77 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,237 What's that? 78 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:15,747 Said, "Are you busy?" Got a request for your attendance. 79 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:20,080 Can it wait? I just ate an omelet... Waiting for it to digest 80 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,711 Oh, yeah? What kind? 81 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,052 It was mushrooms and cheese. 82 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,214 Sally make it? Yeah. 83 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,818 She wrapped it in tin foil to keep it warm. 84 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,494 Molly needs you is the thing. 85 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,659 Asked me to see if you'd come down to the staff room. 86 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:39,168 She's back already? 87 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,829 Yeah. Hmm. 88 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:42,406 Thought I had another day. 89 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,098 All right. 90 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,645 Let's go see what we're gonna do today. 91 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:57,988 There she is, the gunfighter. 92 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,455 Hey, Chief. 93 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:02,152 Nice collage, you take up basket weaving too in your downtime? 94 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,522 (ALL CHUCKLING) 95 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,289 Yeah, it's just some loose ends I wanted to... 96 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:08,697 Molly, before you... (CLEARS THROAT) I want you to know... 97 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:11,166 I'm not too proud to say I was wrong 98 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:14,295 on the Lester case. I had the wrong idea. 99 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,136 I thought it was a drifter thing. 100 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:19,109 Which was the wrong way to go, clearly. 101 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,510 But, you know, some good police work, and we caught the guy, so... 102 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,138 (CHUCKLES) 103 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,444 That's the problem, 104 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,314 actually, um... 105 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,342 Is that you're still... 106 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,285 (SIGHS) Still what? 107 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,017 Wrong. 108 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,723 I mean. no disrespect. It's just... 109 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:43,494 It doesn't make any sense. I mean, the brother? 110 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:45,661 With all the things we know are true. 111 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,399 And I've been lying in bed just thinking about this. 112 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,532 For example, okay, if it was the brother, 113 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,837 then how do we explain the phone call from Lester's to the motel... 114 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:58,042 Molly! Darn it! Now just... You can't keep going over... 115 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:01,849 It's time. You gotta let it go. 116 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:05,750 We did our job. The brother Nygaard killed the wife. 117 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,654 And he cornered and shot the Chief. 118 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,022 And Lester was covering for him 119 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,322 on account of the brother thing. 120 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,726 Which explains... 121 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,762 We had drinks to celebrate. 122 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,766 I had a greyhound. 123 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:20,531 And Knutson had... What was it with the cherry? 124 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,197 Rob Roy. Rob Roy. Yeah. 125 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:24,740 You had a few of them if I'm not... Mistaken. (CLEARS THROAT) 126 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:26,742 What about the Hess case? What about it? 127 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:27,834 Still open. Yeah? 128 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,245 Yeah. No. See... 129 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:32,247 We're checking to see if the hooker had a boyfriend, 130 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:33,339 jealous type... 131 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,682 You know, didn't like her getting tooled by every Tom, Dick and Jane. 132 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,948 But otherwise... Who's working that now? 133 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,113 Terry. 134 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,753 Well, that's good. Yeah. 135 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,453 Except Terry doesn't know which end of the mop to use 136 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,394 to wash the floor. 137 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,564 He's not the brightest bulb. I'll give you that. 138 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:51,966 But he's soldiering through. 139 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,371 Well, good for him. 140 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,067 Except I'm back now. 141 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,404 No. Chief, please... 142 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:01,708 Now, Molly... Deputy, now I would give it to you. 143 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,076 I would. 144 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,911 Except we both know in two days, 145 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:07,611 I'd be back in this room with you pointing at names on that whiteboard, 146 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,209 and me chewing my tie. 147 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,051 Chief, for Pete's sake, I've got evidence 148 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,149 that puts Lester Nygaard in a room 149 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,454 with a known killer on the day of the Hess murder, 150 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,620 and then the next night, Lester called the guy. 151 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:21,096 He called him at the motel... Look! 152 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:24,931 You can't... That's just how it is sometimes. 153 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:29,167 Life. You go to bed unsatisfied. 154 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,606 They're calling the lottery numbers on the TV 155 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,234 and you get the first few. 156 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,903 And already in your mind, 157 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,948 you're buying a jet or a fjord or whatever. 158 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,573 But it's just not meant to be. 159 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,675 It's just not meant to be. 160 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:42,408 (SIGHS) 161 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,786 Hey. Look, we're all real glad to have you back. 162 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,987 Okay? You're a heck of a police officer. 163 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,691 Tell her about the cake. Yeah. 164 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:58,792 The guys are gonna have a cake for you later. 165 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:02,601 Try to look surprised. It's really something. 166 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:06,872 It's got an assault rifle on top, made of frosting. 167 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,471 Which I don't know how they do that. But... 168 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,812 Heya, Lester. I like your tie. 169 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,017 Thank you. I got it online. Oh, yeah? 170 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,248 Uh-huh. Hmm. 171 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,221 Jacket, too. 172 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,589 I was a bit nervous about it at first. 173 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,025 Had to send the jacket back once actually. 174 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,894 It was... Too big in the arms. 175 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,228 Well, I think you look terrific. 176 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,768 (LAUGHING) on. 177 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:09,101 And... I was thinking of making some chili on Saturday night. 178 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,266 If you maybe wanted to join me? 179 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,071 Where is he? 180 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,612 You son of a bitch. (DOOR SLAMS) 181 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,909 I'm gonna bust your balls. 182 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,540 You want me to do it, Ma? Yeah, Ma, want us to? 183 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:20,607 Shut up! 184 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:24,219 I am gonna bust your balls. 185 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,086 Now, Mrs. Hess, what can I do for... 186 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,681 Don't you "Mrs. Hess“ me. 187 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,023 I was picking your pubes out of my teeth 12 hours ago. 188 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,289 And then I get this? 189 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:44,597 That is... This is highly irregular. 190 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,873 I'll make some calls. 191 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,472 Liar! Mrs. Hess. 192 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,484 Liar. You knew the whole time... 193 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,917 No, Mrs... 194 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,148 Gina, this is... 195 00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,723 Listen, I'm gonna make some calls. 196 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,588 Like I said, I was speaking to the guy 197 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,093 from Mid Claims just yesterday. 198 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,719 He didn't mention a single thing. 199 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,288 I let you come inside of me. 200 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,890 That's really gross. Yeah, Ma, don't talk like that. 201 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,129 We don't need to bring that into the conversation. 202 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:15,798 You are gonna get me my money, you little shit. 203 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,603 $2 million, you've got until the end of the day. 204 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,106 Or show him what we'll do. 205 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,243 Jesus! All right. All right. 206 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,412 Sorry, loser. (LAUGHING) 207 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,482 Me, too. 208 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:33,113 Ow. Ow. 209 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,756 Yeah! 210 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,787 So are we calm? Are we calm? 211 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:47,496 Now here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna make some calls. 212 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,504 Like I said. 213 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:52,599 Because this is the first that I've... 214 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,612 But if it's true, if Sam did miss some payments, 215 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,841 then, well, they're within their rights to... 216 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,045 I think we might have a problem here. 217 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,668 That was... 218 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:29,805 I'm sorry you had to see that, Linda. 219 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,179 No, I'm... That was... 220 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,917 You're amazing. 221 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,020 He'll be right out. 222 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:33,938 Follow. 223 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,381 Sir? We... 224 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,094 What Agent Pepper is trying to say, the Syndicate spree killing, 225 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:59,762 yes, technically, we were there outside... In our car... While it was... 226 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,237 But you have to... 227 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,399 You have to see it as a positive 228 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:08,139 because it leaves us, myself and Agent Budge, 229 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,770 it leaves us... Poised. 230 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,180 That's the word we like. Poised to catch this guy. 231 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:16,151 Because, sir, first of all, we got this photo 232 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,778 from an ATM across the street. 233 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,619 It captures our... A single individual 234 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,625 who's clearly armed and about to... 235 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,422 Now, the photo is not great, but... 236 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,191 I... We were thinking definitely white male. 237 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,530 (SIGHS) 238 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,532 Sir? 239 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,977 Listen. Sir... 240 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,316 This is where you work now. 241 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,151 We are highly effective, highly trained... 242 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,781 I have a commendation. 243 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:56,519 A commendation? 244 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:58,954 That's your... 245 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:06,826 Okay. 246 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,996 Okay. It's... 247 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:17,004 We're still good. We're still alive. He could have... 248 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,648 It could be worse, right? Much, much worse. 249 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:24,911 (LAUGHING) 250 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:28,083 This right here? Two weeks... Tops. 251 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:32,557 Just wants to see us sweat a little... Feel the... 252 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,898 I mean, it's only fair. 253 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,191 I can see that 254 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,329 We did... 255 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,841 I mean, 22 people did get killed, 256 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,173 and we're sitting in the car like a couple of... 257 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,017 Yeah, we're okay. We're all right. 258 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,289 (BALL BOUNCING) 259 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,430 (SIGHS) 260 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,187 I've never heard of a deaf hit man. 261 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,059 Carolina Murphy had his tongue 262 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,963 cut out by an Indian back in the '80s. 263 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,231 He worked a little after that, but never quite the same. 264 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,840 Buzz Mead. You know Buzz? 265 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,372 He was born with just a socket. 266 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,212 He used to take his glass eye out 267 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,306 at parties and drop it in his drink. 268 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,149 He was a shit shot though. 269 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,588 Now the other fella, your partner. 270 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,391 He can hear just fine. 271 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:22,857 We had a kind of chat before I cut his throat. 272 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,498 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 273 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,246 You're unemployed now, by the way 274 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,411 in case you don't read the papers. 275 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,008 I'll kill you! 276 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:52,359 I watched a bear once. Its leg was in a steel trap. 277 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,955 It chewed through bloody bone to get free. 278 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,732 That was in Alaska. 279 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,705 It died about an hour later, face down in a stream. 280 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:12,773 Well, it was on his own terms, you know? 281 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,097 You got close... 282 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,499 Closer than anybody else. 283 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:50,117 I don't know if it was you or your partner, but look... 284 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:53,646 If you still feel raw about things when you heal up, come see me. 285 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,848 Just me and Bill, right? 286 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,012 Slow night... And the call comes in. 287 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,320 He don't like when I tell this story. 288 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,786 Heard you got some flowers. 289 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,057 Yeah, some people do love to flap their lips. 290 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:35,689 More than once is what I heard. 291 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:36,858 (SIGHS) 292 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:40,836 Well, there's a suitor... Is all I'm prepared to say. 293 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:46,972 Vern was so bad at courtship. 294 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:48,834 (CHUCKLES) 295 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:53,042 One time he gave me a bouquet of poison ivy. 296 00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:55,209 Picked it himself. (CHUCKLES) 297 00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:00,649 He's up in Duluth... 298 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:03,652 My gentleman. 299 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:07,263 Has a daughter. 300 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,889 What's his name? 301 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,363 They call him Sergio. 302 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,261 He's a pirate, I think. 303 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,431 Very funny, you. Well. 304 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:19,407 (CLEARS THROAT) Yours is the one with the icing clip. 305 00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:22,502 And, Ida, your frosting comes from the barrel. I think. 306 00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:26,410 Good to have everyone together again, don't you think? 307 00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:27,916 It's like one big, happy... 308 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,418 Which is good, is all. 309 00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:37,182 (SIGHS) 310 00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:48,127 I wanted to thank you... For catching the guy. 311 00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:51,905 Not me. I was in bed. 312 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:54,375 Stop. You were in the hospital with a bullet. 313 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,605 No. 314 00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:01,551 Bill may have made the arrest, but we both know who did the real work. 315 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,386 He's not convicted yet. 316 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:11,887 I mean, not all the evidence... 317 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:15,622 For me, there are still... 318 00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:22,228 But, yeah, no, I'm... Glad it's behind us. 319 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:26,885 (SIGHS) 320 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:41,400 Ugh. 321 00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:53,083 (SLURPING) 322 00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:10,996 (SIGHS) 323 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,829 (CLEARS THROAT) 324 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:46,440 Deputy Solverson. 325 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,478 Yeah, hi. It's Gus... 326 00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:49,808 Grimly. 327 00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:51,209 Oh, yeah, hi. 328 00:27:54,806 --> 00:27:57,013 So, what's happening then? 329 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:00,017 You know, on patrol. 330 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:01,716 Oh, sure. Yeah. 331 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:07,057 I helped a fella who got his privates stuck to a mailbox. 332 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:08,320 Oh. 333 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,031 Didn't like his mail? 334 00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:12,295 Something like that. 335 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:19,133 There's the hearing tomorrow on the shooting. 336 00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:22,976 Oh, yeah. That's... 337 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:24,875 That's tomorrow. 338 00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,816 Well, just tell the truth. 339 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,581 Don't you think? 340 00:28:30,676 --> 00:28:32,155 It was a white out, 341 00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:36,219 and you saw a shadow and you shot at it. 342 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:37,919 But leave out the part... 343 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:42,089 Leave out the part where the person you shot was me. 344 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:48,666 I am really sorry about that. (CHUCKLES) 345 00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:53,108 Yeah. I gathered from the volume of flowers. 346 00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,109 Too much? No. 347 00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,674 No, it's nice. 348 00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:06,922 So... (CLEARS THROAT) I saw in the paper this morning, 349 00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:09,583 the logging festival's coming up 350 00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:11,786 over in your neck of the... 351 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:14,022 And Greta, she really likes going in that. 352 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,690 Yeah, me too. 353 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,131 Yeah? Good. 354 00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:19,759 Good. Well, maybe... 355 00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:23,067 I mean, maybe we'll see you there. 356 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:28,272 Yeah, a certainty if we go together. 357 00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:32,639 Yeah. Yeah, that's... 358 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:35,750 You're right about that. 359 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,919 And when you're right, you're right. 360 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:45,553 On Friday, there's chainsaw carving, and... All you can eat. 361 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,291 And on Saturday they roast a pig underground. 362 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,490 I've never had it, but it's supposed to be good. 363 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:54,503 Oh, I didn't know that you could do that. 364 00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:56,265 (MOLLY CHUCKLES) 365 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:59,002 On Sundays, they do a pie-eating contest. 366 00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:03,443 Yeah, yeah. No... I like to just go for the food. 367 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:07,075 Greta likes all the different contests they have. 368 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,675 Have you ever seen the guys, 369 00:30:08,774 --> 00:30:12,449 they go all the way up to the top of the tree... 370 00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:15,615 They've got like bells and the spikey shoes... 371 00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:04,207 GRETA: Dad? Come in, Dad. Over. 372 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,709 Dad here, come back. 373 00:31:10,802 --> 00:31:13,214 What's the deal with dinner? Oven. 374 00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:19,921 Yeah, just finishing up. Thought we'd do tacos tonight. Over. 375 00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:22,890 Okay. Don't forget the red sauce. Over and out. 376 00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,532 I'm home! 377 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,589 You forgot the food, didn't you? 378 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:10,538 Mom home? Yeah. 379 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,040 MOLLY: That your dad? 380 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,906 Did he remember the red sauce? 381 00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:18,110 Oh, shoot. I can go back. 382 00:32:18,203 --> 00:32:19,273 No. It's okay. 383 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,112 I think we got some left from last time. 384 00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:22,708 Go get changed up, you, and let's eat. 385 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,151 I'm starving. Yeah. 386 00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:29,053 Just put 'em on the table. Okay. 387 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,115 Thanks, Greta. 388 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:33,151 Okay. 389 00:32:39,925 --> 00:32:41,632 Dad wants to know about the game Sunday. 390 00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:43,137 Watch at his place or... 391 00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:46,004 I thought we could watch it here. I could make that pasta thing. 392 00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:47,235 Um. 393 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,778 The one with the peas? 394 00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:52,574 Capers. You liked it last time. 395 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,777 Oh, don't forget we got that thing at Ida's on Saturday... The anniversary. 396 00:32:55,841 --> 00:33:00,312 No. I remember. It was a week before I met you. 397 00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:01,948 Anniversary of what? 398 00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:06,152 It's just your... 399 00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:11,131 Molly had a friend of hers that got killed last year. 400 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:14,170 So we'll go over there and pay our respects. 401 00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:17,035 It was... Vern, right? 402 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:21,702 Yeah. He was the Chief before Bill. Hired me. 403 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,609 Ida, the lady with the baby... Yeah? 404 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,648 Is his wife. 405 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:29,208 Which, speaking of, she asked if we could bring drinks. 406 00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:32,311 Yeah, I still got some of that Halloween beer I made. 407 00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:36,156 I seem to remember you spitting that on the floor. 408 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:42,131 Yeah, I'll go to the store. Mmm-hmm. 409 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:43,825 You okay? Oh, sure. 410 00:33:43,889 --> 00:33:46,529 Just hard to sit that long. Legs go to sleep. 411 00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:58,675 (CHILDREN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 412 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:43,685 MAN: FBI. 413 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:44,954 Hi. 414 00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:47,030 Deputy Solverson again, Bemidji police. 415 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,758 Yes? 416 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:50,560 I called a couple times now about 417 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,260 the Fargo Syndicate massacre 418 00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:54,633 howl might know the fella responsible 419 00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:56,535 meaning he's a suspect in a case. 420 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,233 MAN: Yeah, I see your name on the computer. 421 00:34:58,296 --> 00:35:00,902 Looks like those suspicions were investigated and dismissed. 422 00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:04,880 Yeah. They sent a fella down, but I'm not sure he really... 423 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,643 Do you have any new information? 424 00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:09,309 No. No, I just... 425 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,880 A lot of people are dead. So... 426 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,891 I'll put a note on the file that you called. 427 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,051 Okay, but... 428 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,253 I wouldn't expect a call back though. 429 00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:22,059 We're pretty busy these days, with the PATRIOT Act and all. 430 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,121 File room. 431 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,788 A room with files. 432 00:35:53,018 --> 00:35:54,361 Say you took one of 'em out. 433 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:55,522 Took it where? 434 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:56,655 Doesn't matter. 435 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,496 Say you took one of the files out... 436 00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:02,004 Is it still the file room? 437 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,372 Pizza today, right? 438 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:09,005 In the cafeteria. Or is it meatloaf? 439 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:11,011 No, I'm saying that you and I both agree 440 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:13,946 that the file room minus one file 441 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:16,784 is still the file room. 442 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:20,448 Now, say you took another one out. And then another. 443 00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:26,190 If the file room minus one file is still the file room, 444 00:36:26,284 --> 00:36:28,730 and you keep subtracting one at a time, 445 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:31,300 you could end up with zero files. 446 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,859 I'm saying, logically or even negative files. 447 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,869 And it would still be the... How do you have negative files? 448 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,702 No. I'm just... Logically, I'm saying. 449 00:36:40,065 --> 00:36:44,377 Except no one's taking files. They just bring more. 450 00:36:44,469 --> 00:36:46,039 What about a cemetery, I mean, 451 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:48,879 remove one body from a cemetery, it's still a cemetery. 452 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:50,475 But a cemetery with no bodies, 453 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:52,644 what's that? 454 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:53,917 Condos. 455 00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:27,512 Okay, and this is... Well, these are my officers, so... 456 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,252 Where is everybody? 457 00:37:30,348 --> 00:37:32,453 Coffee run. Who's this then? 458 00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:35,088 This is Tahir. He's... 459 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:36,529 Hey. 460 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,192 Hello, l am Tahir. 461 00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:40,929 I'm Molly, Deputy Solverson. 462 00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:43,767 Yeah. So remember I told you me and Sally were taking in a foster? 463 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,535 Yeah, from Africa. 464 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,271 Yeah, except... lam from Sudan. 465 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:49,709 You know Lost Boy? 466 00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:51,211 I sure do. 467 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:55,115 Welcome to America. I thought there was a problem though. 468 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,117 Oh, I'll say! The kid disappeared. 469 00:37:57,242 --> 00:37:58,243 (CHUCKLES) 470 00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:00,122 Disappeared how? 471 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:02,782 Oh, tell her the story. Oh. Ha. 472 00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:06,459 This is the craziest thing. All right? Go on. You tell her. 473 00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:09,657 In my village, I tend goats. You know goats? 474 00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:10,789 Uh-huh. 475 00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:14,132 One day, men came and kill everyone. 476 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:17,069 Mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters. 477 00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:18,732 Geez. 478 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,572 I alone am free. 479 00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:24,408 Three days I walk, then I meet nice people... 480 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:26,741 Americans. 481 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:30,518 These nice people put me airplane to America. 482 00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:33,316 Land of free. 483 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:35,989 Home of brave. 484 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,252 Yeah, to us. 485 00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:40,420 He's coming to live with us. Go on. 486 00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:44,091 At the airport, man says, "Take bag?" 487 00:38:44,189 --> 00:38:49,263 He says, "Get in the car," but he doesn't come back. 488 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,864 Guy stole his bag. Can you believe it? A refugee. 489 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:56,109 TAHIR: One day and one night, I wait at the airport, 490 00:38:56,201 --> 00:38:58,772 but this man, he does not come back. 491 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:01,282 I had no money and no paper. 492 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:04,947 Nice woman says, "Tell policeman,“ 493 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:10,288 but I am afraid. I told her I have a family waiting... 494 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,625 Nice family... American family. 495 00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:16,631 But the name is in the bag and the number. 496 00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:20,965 Nice woman give me coat and money to take the bus. 497 00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,367 So not all bad. 498 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,303 I take the bus to the city. 499 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:29,311 But I am very hungry, four days I no eat. 500 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:32,480 Then I see a store. 501 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,811 You know... 502 00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:37,384 "July in January"? 503 00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:38,681 Phoenix Farms. 504 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:40,814 TAHIR: Yes, Phoenix Farms. 505 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,891 Should Hell her this? 506 00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:47,725 So... He shoplifts... 507 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:48,990 Takes some food. 508 00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:54,159 In fact he does it every day for, how long? 509 00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:56,500 Three months. Three months. 510 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,336 Meanwhile, we're frantic. 511 00:39:58,429 --> 00:40:01,672 You remember? All those phone calls? Me raising my voice? 512 00:40:01,766 --> 00:40:04,838 "How could you lose a kid from Africa in freaking Minnesota?" 513 00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:09,015 Every day I steal food, but... l am ashamed. 514 00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:12,849 I don't want to steal. 515 00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:16,357 I want to work, but what work can I do? 516 00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:18,620 Then a week ago, Sally and I are 517 00:40:18,716 --> 00:40:21,026 heading into the city to the ballet. 518 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,757 You went to the ballet? 519 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:27,200 Sally likes the ballet, yeah, so... Go ahead, finish. 520 00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:31,934 I am looking around the store. Skittles and peanut butter cups. 521 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:36,979 Then this man grabs me, I think I am arrested. 522 00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:39,943 It's me, is the point of the story. 523 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:41,711 All those weeks looking for the kid... 524 00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:44,946 Writing letters, making phone calls. We even put up flyers. 525 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:48,217 And then, I stop by a supermarket in a city I don't live, 526 00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:51,783 all so Sally can have Chex Mix at the ballet, and there's the kid. 527 00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:53,385 What are the odds? 528 00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:55,622 I can't even imagine. 529 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:56,892 I am so worried... 530 00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:59,434 And thinking lam arrested, 531 00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:03,996 but Mr. Bill is hugging me and crying. 532 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:08,073 Well, you know... (CLEARS THROAT) 533 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:15,145 And look where I am at. Who I'm with. My... American family. 534 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:18,753 Sally says it's a miracle. I don't know. It might be. 535 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,791 But don't question the universe, that's my motto. 536 00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:23,917 Sometimes things just work out. 537 00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:27,623 Yeah, I like to think that's true. 538 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,498 We found ya, buddy. We found ya. 539 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,004 MAN 1: (ON TV) It causes you to have hallucinations. MAN 2: (ON TV) What? 540 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,773 MAN 1: I'll be glad to explain it to you. 541 00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:44,972 It's a sort of a nightmare 542 00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:47,947 where your dreams go pell-mell, helter-skelter and amok. 543 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,143 MAN 2: Oh, shut up! 544 00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:50,379 (PHONE RINGING ON TV) 545 00:41:50,475 --> 00:41:52,318 Pell-mell! 546 00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:54,889 Hello. Inspector Clancy speaking. What? 547 00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:56,481 You need something? 548 00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:59,686 (WHISPERS) No, I'm good. Go back to sleep. 549 00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:02,958 Stand back, everybody. I've got you covered, stand back. 550 00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:06,128 (SIGHS) 551 00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:12,998 What's the meaning of this? Police parading all over the hotel. 552 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:14,872 Who sent for you? Why are you here? 553 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,536 This is Mr. William's suite. 554 00:42:16,634 --> 00:42:18,079 WOMAN: Mr. Williams has been murdered. 555 00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:20,313 Quiet, everybody. INSPECTOR CLANCY: You'll be quiet. 556 00:42:20,405 --> 00:42:21,475 And that goes for all of you. 557 00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:24,883 MAN 1: Yeah, the chief is right. Noise, bed-ly-ham, who can think? 558 00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:27,422 INSPECTOR CLANCY: Well, you can't. So shut up. Where's the body? 559 00:42:27,512 --> 00:42:28,650 In there. 560 00:42:29,013 --> 00:42:30,492 (WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV) 561 00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:36,658 Now what did you do that for? 562 00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,495 Isn't a girl supposed to scream 563 00:42:38,656 --> 00:42:40,329 when she knows she's gonna see a dead body? 564 00:42:40,425 --> 00:42:42,371 Quiet. Now come on in here, all of you. 565 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:46,170 We're doing good. 566 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:47,570 I'm up. 567 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:50,170 Sorry. 568 00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:04,950 I was just saying we're doing good. 569 00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:06,855 Mmm-hmm. 570 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:12,959 We got everything we need. 571 00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:14,862 Mmm-hmm. 572 00:43:21,699 --> 00:43:24,305 Well, I'm going to sleep. 573 00:43:34,712 --> 00:43:35,816 Yeah, me, too. 574 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,289 WOMAN: (ON TV) Oh, it's Jeff, the night porter. 575 00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:42,387 I left him here to watch the body. 576 00:43:42,487 --> 00:43:43,898 (GROANING) What happened? 577 00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:49,333 INSPECTOR CLANCY: What happened? 578 00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:52,732 JEFF: I was standing around, scared stiff, 579 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,799 and all of a sudden, the lights went out. 580 00:43:54,899 --> 00:43:56,310 Then something hit me on the head, 581 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,811 and then the lights went out again. 582 00:43:57,902 --> 00:44:00,974 That's all I know and that's all I'm gonna wait around to find out. 583 00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:06,414 (APPLAUSE) 584 00:44:11,582 --> 00:44:13,255 (CROWD CHEERING) 585 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,936 (ALL CHEERING) 586 00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:28,706 MAN: Stun Meadows, everybody! Give it up. 587 00:44:30,268 --> 00:44:31,303 How does he do it? 588 00:44:33,437 --> 00:44:35,110 Check your wallets, ladies and gentlemen. 589 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:37,710 Make sure he didn't make those vanish, too. 590 00:44:39,877 --> 00:44:43,120 It's been a big year for insurance... 591 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:47,288 A banner year. Reserve trends are up. 592 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:48,455 And... 593 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:52,357 Loss ratios are down a whopping 17%. 594 00:44:52,456 --> 00:44:53,628 (CROWD CHEERING) 595 00:44:58,396 --> 00:45:00,899 Those are just numbers. 596 00:45:00,998 --> 00:45:05,242 We all know that behind every insurance policy... 597 00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:08,681 And the reinsurance policy covering that policy, 598 00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:11,884 there's a salesman. 599 00:45:11,976 --> 00:45:16,982 A man or woman knocking on doors, making calls, 600 00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:21,354 matching people and businesses with the right plan for their needs, 601 00:45:22,753 --> 00:45:27,168 And so without further delay, I give you... 602 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:32,334 Insurance Salesman of the Year 2007... Lester Nygaard! 603 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:45,687 Thank you. 604 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,689 Thank you so much. 605 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,053 Thank you so much. That... 606 00:45:49,113 --> 00:45:51,787 Oh, geez, that's a real honor. 607 00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:52,883 Um... 608 00:45:53,851 --> 00:45:54,852 Now... 609 00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:57,763 I knew I should have memorized this. 610 00:45:57,855 --> 00:45:58,925 (ALL CHUCKLING) 611 00:45:59,023 --> 00:46:00,400 It suddenly doesn't look... 612 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:04,736 Speak from the heart. Speak from the heart. Okay. 613 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,875 Those of you that know me, 614 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:14,109 know it's been a tough year for me personally. 615 00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:17,648 And that I wouldn't have gotten through it 616 00:46:17,742 --> 00:46:21,952 without the love and support of my beautiful wife, Linda. 617 00:46:22,046 --> 00:46:24,048 Let's give her a hand. (ALL APPLAUDING) 618 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:25,219 I love you. 619 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,800 You can go through your whole life... 620 00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:38,263 Without a care. 621 00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:43,738 And one day, it all changes. 622 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:48,648 People die. They lose their homes. 623 00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:51,953 They go to prison. 624 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:58,256 It's calamity. I know it, 'cause I lived it. 625 00:46:59,617 --> 00:47:02,120 And if this year has taught me anything... 626 00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:03,995 Believe me, I've seen it all. 627 00:47:05,189 --> 00:47:07,465 It's that the worst does happen... 628 00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:14,006 And you need to be insured. Thank you so much. It's a great honor. 629 00:48:04,181 --> 00:48:05,216 (SIGHS) 630 00:48:05,316 --> 00:48:06,886 So proud of ya, Lester. 631 00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:09,190 Aw, thanks, hon. 632 00:48:10,321 --> 00:48:11,925 (SIGHS) You tired? 633 00:48:12,857 --> 00:48:14,200 Oh, aren't you? 634 00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:16,066 Well... 635 00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:19,830 Um... 636 00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:24,404 No. Actually, I'm feeling pretty keyed up. 637 00:48:24,502 --> 00:48:27,915 I might grab a nightcap at the bar. 638 00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:30,614 You want me to go... No, no, no. 639 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:32,847 You go up to bed. I'll be up shortly. 640 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,856 Just... It's my night. 641 00:48:35,713 --> 00:48:37,852 I'm sorry, I'm such a downer. 642 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,258 You're a sunny day. 643 00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:44,226 Go on. I'll be up presently. 644 00:48:50,795 --> 00:48:53,105 (WOMEN HOOTING) 645 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,656 Hi. Hey. Big night, huh? 646 00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:11,658 Salesman of the Year. Oh. 647 00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:13,592 Drugs? 648 00:49:13,717 --> 00:49:15,219 Insurance. Ah. 649 00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:19,057 They really give an award to the guy who sells the most drugs? 650 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:21,103 (CHUCKLES) Pharmaceuticals. That makes more sense. 651 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:23,803 So what are you drinking? 652 00:49:25,062 --> 00:49:27,303 Something dangerous. Let's have a look. 653 00:49:27,398 --> 00:49:29,969 Ah, oh, a blood and sand, what's that? 654 00:49:30,067 --> 00:49:31,671 Scotch and blood orange. 655 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:32,839 That's the one. 656 00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:34,075 All right. 657 00:49:37,274 --> 00:49:38,912 (LESTER CLEARS THROAT) 658 00:50:01,765 --> 00:50:03,540 And then I sit down and every... Oh, Miss? 659 00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:07,878 Can we have some more sparkling water? Thanks. 660 00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:11,144 MALVO: Anyways... So, I say, 661 00:50:11,275 --> 00:50:14,449 "Hi, I'm Dr. Michaelson. Nice to meet you and everything." 662 00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:16,855 And I get ready to give him the novocaine shot... 663 00:50:16,947 --> 00:50:18,483 Stick it in my own finger. 664 00:50:18,549 --> 00:50:19,687 (ALL LAUGHING) 665 00:50:19,783 --> 00:50:21,888 And it hurt, but I don't wanna look stupid, so I... 666 00:51:03,327 --> 00:51:06,329 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) Ripped By mstoll