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["The Passenger" playing]
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I am a passenger
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And I ride and I ride
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I ride through the city's backsides
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I see the stars come out of the sky
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Yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky
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You know it looks so good tonight
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I am a passenger
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[tires screech]
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I stay under glass
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[police siren wailing]
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I see the stars come out tonight
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I see the bright and hollow sky
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Over the city's ripping sky
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And everything looks good tonight
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Oh. [chuckles]
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- What can I do for you, officer?
- Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Yes. I wasn't paying enough attention
to the road and I apologize.
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I've got a lot on my mind.
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This is my last night in LA.
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Wait.
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I know you.
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Probably, I used to work for the LAPD.
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- Is that right?
- Oh, yes.
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Crime solving devil.
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It was great fun, but that's over now.
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Since the war.
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Oh, you were in the sandbox?
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Uh, more of a football stadium,
a month ago.
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Fought against my brother and his
host of Angels for the Throne of Heaven.
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It was all very biblical.
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- Did you win?
- Well, I won.
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But not without having to fly into
the Silver City
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to save my girlfriend, burn up,
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prove to myself I was worthy,
stop burning and...
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Yeah, anyway, long story short,
now I'm the Big Man.
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So... I just pulled over God?
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Well, not quite, I still have
to ascend to the Silver City
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and sit on the throne,
I do that tomorrow.
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Hold on a minute.
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I do know you.
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You're the officer who likes
to drive fast with his siren on.
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Yeah, I was afraid
you wouldn't recognize me.
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[chuckles] Oh! Man, I am so glad
I'm running into you again.
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- I have to thank you.
- Well, I hope you bought yourself
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something pretty
with that money I gave you.
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Oh, I sure did!
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Got that sweet foxtail for
my bike antennae right there.
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I got that and, uh,
like a ton of cocaine.
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- Oh!
- Yeah!
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Oh, man, it is liberating.
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Chasing my desires like that,
changed my life.
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Marvelous! Well, that's
the kind of personal touch.
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I hope to be scaling up
as ruler of the universe.
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Yeah.
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Well, it wasn't all good, you know...
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I, uh... I got into trouble
at work a lot so...
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I will be riding that bike
for the rest of my career.
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And my wife left me.
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She took the house.
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You know, but my new house is a boat.
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Yeah! A lot of great characters
down by the marina.
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Woo! Man, do they like to drink.
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- [sighs]
- Do they?
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Anyways, I am so glad
that I got to thank you.
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Well, you are... more than welcome.
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Hey!
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You got any more of that money
like last time?
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[tires screeching]
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La la la la
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La la la la la la la la
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Wow.
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Hello, Chloe.
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[chuckles]
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I'm still not used
to you calling me that.
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- What, don't you like it?
- No! I love it.
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- Shall we?
- Yeah.
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Can't wait to show you this.
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[Chloe chuckles] Can't wait to see it!
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[crowd clapping]
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[Lucifer] Believe it or not,
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this is the world's only private club
for magicians.
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You know, apart from the one
I started with Rasputin.
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The Romanovs were furious.
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Dai Vernon.
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- Do you know who Dai Vernon is?
- Mm-mm.
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- The professor? Doesn't matter.
- Mm.
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Dai Vernon challenge
a young David Copperfield
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to a drinking contest
at that bar right there.
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[chuckling]
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[Lucifer sighs]
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1971, I refereed.
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Really? Who won?
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Well, me, of course.
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I couldn't help myself.
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Oh, my gosh. I don't believe it.
Look over there in the corner.
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That is Jon Armstrong,
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one of the greatest
card magicians in the world.
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- Huh.
- This way.
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Oh!
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Be on the lookout
for secret passages. Shh!
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[chuckles]
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You know,
I've always wanted to come here.
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- And you do look amazing, but...
- Thank you.
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You know, magic for our last night?
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What could be more magical than magic?
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I don't know.
Isn't magic just a little goofy?
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Goofy? It's skill, cunning,
and deception
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without actually telling a lie.
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What's not to love?
Oh! [chuckles] Hello.
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So, like everywhere you look,
there's a puzzle to solve.
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But no, we're not
going to solve anything.
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When you know how the tricks work,
it ruins everything.
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Thank you, Bones.
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- Have you lost weight?
- [both chuckle]
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Shall we?
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I mean, Lucifer, you really expect me
to hang out here all night,
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surrounded by mysteries and not try
to figure out how everything works?
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Chloe, you are a truth seeker.
That's what made you a great detective.
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But me, I'm a wonder seeker.
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You seek... wonder?
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Well, also drugs, debauchery
and now certain extinct whiskeys.
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But yes. So tonight you're just gonna
have to enjoy the wonder with me.
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- Cheers!
- Mm.
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Oh, so I understand...
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tomorrow you'll become God.
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And then you'll know how
everything works, right?
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No, I think it's very sweet
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that you want to spend with me
your last night of wonder.
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Right, yes, about that...
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I was thinking on the drive over,
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do we really need to start tomorrow?
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I mean, we're having so much fun.
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Grandma Penelope's hearts grown
three times the size.
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Thanks to her time with Trixie.
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Why don't we just extend
our vacation a little longer?
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Well, I mean, yes,
we're having fun, and it's been great.
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But you've already pushed
the coronation once.
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And I mean,
don't we have to get up there?
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Well, eventually.
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It's not like the sky is going to
fall in on itself or anything.
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- Are you sure? Because I feel...
- Mm! Mm, mm, mm.
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Hold that thought.
It's starting. Come on.
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[applause]
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[Lucifer] This is
why we are here tonight.
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The final show
of Magnar the Magnificent.
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This guy. His act looks like
a hundred years old.
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One hundred twenty, to be precise.
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The first Magnar created one of
the most flawless acts in all of magic.
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Then he handed the mantle
down to his protege.
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And it has been handed down ever since.
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And tonight,
in a super exclusive show,
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- Its...
- It's being handed down again.
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You just can't help yourself, can you?
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[woman] Mr. Morningstar!
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Right this way.
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Cannot wait!
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[mystical music playing]
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And for this...
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My...
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final act on stage.
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I will literally conquer death...
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and emerge...
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resurrected!
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[audience applauds]
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[mysterious music playing]
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[crowd gasping] Ooh!
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- She's locked it.
- Mm!
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[crowd gasping]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh! [chuckles softly]
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[crowd gasping]
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So obviously, there must be
some mechanism in the box...
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Shh! Chloe, please.
We're not solving any mysteries tonight.
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- Oh!
- [crowd gasping]
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[mysterious music playing]
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Resurrection!
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[gasps]
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[crowd gasps]
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[laughs]
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He's good, isn't he?
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[theme music playing]
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All right, everybody, just stay calm
and try not to touch anything.
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This is an active crime scene now.
We have everything under control.
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Poor Magnar!
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Still, at least he died knowing
his illusion was never revealed.
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- [thudding]
- Do you hear that?
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Is that coming from inside the box?
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- [thudding]
- [man whimpering]
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You said not to touch anything.
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What? No. Open it.
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- [thudding]
- [muffled shouting]
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What the hell is going on?
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Magnar!
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He's done it again.
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Erika, how could you miss your cue?
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But if he's alive there,
then who's that?
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Oh, God!
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[Magnar] Jared Holbrook.
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My protege.
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So, this is how the trick is performed?
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You stay hidden in the box,
and then he emerges here
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dressed as you and then takes your bow?
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Yes. He's hidden in there
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- the entire time.
- [Lucifer hums]
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When we show the audience
that it's empty,
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the interior is actually painted
to give a false sense of depth...
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[hums]
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Are you all right, my boy?
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He just does not like to hear
how the tricks are performed.
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I most certainly do not.
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But I'm sure that there's more
that I remain blissfully unaware of.
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- No, that's pretty much it.
- Oh!
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So, do you know of anyone
who would want to hurt Jared
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- or anyone who was angry with him?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Don't say anything else, Dad.
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I'm a lawyer. My father doesn't have
to answer any of these questions.
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Alan, you're an entertainment lawyer.
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Not now, Dad.
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Oh, no worries there
because we're not actually the police.
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Right, Chloe?
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No, currently no, we're not.
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Well, then I'd appreciate my dad
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not being harassed with questions
until the cops do arrive.
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[Ella screams] I can't believe it.
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Six. Weeks.
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Of dragging my bag to
Lucifer-and-Chloe-less crime scenes,
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and now boom!
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You guys are witnesses.
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Oh! This is so amazing.
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I mean, ugh, horrible way to end a date
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and, you know,
horrible for the dead guy,
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but not horrible for me.
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Or does that sound horrible?
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It's nice to see you too, Ms. Lopez.
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It must be so weird being on the other
side of things for once, huh?
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- Hmm.
- Takes a little getting used to.
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Yeah, that's for sure.
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So how are things going with, um, Carol?
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Good. I mean, he's no you guys but...
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Ms. Decker, Mr. Morningstar,
it's funny to see you here. [chuckles]
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Good to see you.
And no need to be so formal.
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Um, any friend of Dan's is...
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[inhales]
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You know,
I'm glad you could transfer in.
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Department's in good hands.
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Yeah. I mean, I have big shoes to fill,
Dan's and yours,
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but thank you so much for securing
the crime scene, keeping everybody calm.
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I'm not sure I even have to
work this case, between you and Ella.
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Lucky for us, you do. [chuckles]
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Which means Chloe doesn't have
to be a detective anymore.
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I don't have to have magic ruined
for the rest of my life.
253
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,692
And we can still make the 8:30 show
in the parlor.
254
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,009
So if you don't mind...
255
00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,762
You know, we probably have to hang here,
256
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:02,514
because we were witnesses
to the murder, right, Carol?
257
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,767
Yeah, unfortunately, she's correct.
258
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,603
I'm going to have to get your statement
before you can be released.
259
00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:09,855
That's fantastic news.
260
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,732
[sighs]
261
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,110
[pop music playing]
262
00:12:18,489 --> 00:12:22,368
All right, so who wants to be
tickled by Satan's whiskers?
263
00:12:22,493 --> 00:12:23,702
Ooh!
264
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:26,747
There were no
"Queen of Hell" themed cocktails.
265
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,958
- Couldn't find the right pun.
- That's okay.
266
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,418
I've been tickled
by those whiskers before.
267
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,170
- Me, too.
- [chuckles softly]
268
00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:34,922
[all laughing]
269
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:37,234
Well, you two really are made
for each other, aren't you?
270
00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:38,384
Oh, yeah.
271
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,843
Cheers, you guys!
272
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,973
Wow! You really went all out, Linda.
273
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:48,269
Yeah, well, it's not every day
that my best friend and her girlfriend
274
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:50,980
- depart this mortal plane to rule Hell.
- Mm.
275
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:54,024
So, Eve, have you ever
actually been there?
276
00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:55,651
Mm-mm, I have not.
277
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,988
But, what an amazing adventure, huh?
278
00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:01,365
From Heaven to Hell.
279
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,951
And everywhere in between.
280
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,119
[chuckles]
281
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:08,497
And this time I'll have
the best partner with me.
282
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,097
So, are you ladies ready
to leave tomorrow?
283
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:17,214
I mean, I'll be free to fly you down
right after Lucifer's coronation.
284
00:13:17,298 --> 00:13:18,674
Hell, yeah, I'm ready.
285
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,760
My MaziQueen
is going to rule that throne.
286
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,096
I'm gonna make you proud.
287
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:28,892
Subjugating scum,
grinding my siblings under my boot.
288
00:13:30,436 --> 00:13:31,854
[moaning]
289
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:35,607
So, Eve, have you
given any thought as to
290
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,776
what you'll be doing
while Maze is ruling?
291
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:41,780
I'm going to support my girl
in all her work.
292
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:45,409
She's gonna be the greatest queen ever.
293
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:50,122
That's great, but what will
that actually look like for you?
294
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,792
Will you also be subjugating scum?
295
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,087
[chuckles]
296
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,797
I don't know, I mean...
297
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,550
I'll figure it out when we get there.
298
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:02,884
Yeah.
299
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,553
Huh, okay.
300
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,929
- Uh...
- [laughing]
301
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,639
Okay. Well, it's time for appetizers.
302
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,892
I made deviled eggs.
303
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,226
- Ooh!
- Let's do that.
304
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,310
Yeah.
305
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,235
[camera shutter clicks]
306
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:23,364
Ms. Lopez, when do you think
we'll be wrapping up?
307
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:24,822
[sighs]
308
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:28,285
I'm not sure.
I spoke with Magnar and...
309
00:14:28,369 --> 00:14:30,954
He explained that
for this particular illusion,
310
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,957
only one of the dueling sabers
is actually sharp.
311
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,502
The one they use
to cut the apple with on stage.
312
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:39,213
- But this one was also sharp,
- [sighs]
313
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,340
which means the killer prepared it.
314
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,800
Totally premeditated.
315
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,259
Oh, right.
316
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,928
Sorry. Old habits.
317
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,429
Not your problem anymore.
318
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:50,474
No. Now, my problem is I know
about fake dueling sabers.
319
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,660
Look, I just need this over and done
as quickly as possible,
320
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,020
so Chloe and I can continue
our wonder-seeking date.
321
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,857
You guys are absolutely adorbs.
322
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,402
I really do miss you.
323
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,154
Family business. I get it.
324
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,198
You're in my prayers,
325
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,493
for what that's worth.
326
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,055
What do you mean for what that's worth?
327
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,540
I thought that was worth
a lot to you, Ms. Lopez.
328
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,458
Another crisis of faith?
329
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,545
Oh, no, that was so two years ago.
330
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:23,132
I definitely still believe, it's just...
331
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:29,680
Okay, This might sound absolutely crazy,
332
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:30,806
but...
333
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:34,643
lately I've been praying a lot,
334
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,730
and it feels like nobody's listening.
335
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:43,694
Like, the Big Guy's just not there
or something.
336
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,780
I know it's so do-do headed.
337
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:49,950
I mean, like, as if that could
really happen, right? No way!
338
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,618
Yes. [chuckles]
339
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,245
That would be do-do headed.
340
00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:58,750
So, the act has a live chicken
and a live butterfly.
341
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,669
This is all very helpful.
342
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,130
[sighs in exasperation]
343
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,594
Hey! Haven't seen
you around here before.
344
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:10,387
I'm Keaton Call.
345
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,866
You probably know me
from my Instagram account,
346
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,224
BroMagic69!
347
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,059
I don't...
348
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,728
Well, four million other people do.
349
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,563
Hey, if you want
to see the future of magic,
350
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,731
check out my profile.
351
00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:24,067
Okay. Yeah.
I'll... I'll definitely do that.
352
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:27,196
You know, if Magnar had, maybe
his apprentice would still be alive.
353
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,533
Not saying that,
my work saves lives but... [chuckles]
354
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:32,993
So, you know Magnar?
355
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,578
- Mm.
- Huh!
356
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,455
I was his apprentice before Jared.
357
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,248
Yeah.
358
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:39,666
Eh, Jared.
359
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:43,128
That could have been me getting stabbed
if I hadn't discovered social media.
360
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,482
I mean, my problem is I'm an innovator.
361
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:48,592
I see the future. All these other
old fogeys, they're stuck in the past.
362
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,886
Meanwhile, my phone is blowing up.
363
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,387
AGT. Vegas.
364
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:55,557
Magnar's climbing into coffins,
I'm on a rocket. [chuckles]
365
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:58,644
Wow! Magnar must be really jealous
of all your success.
366
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:02,898
You walking away and blowing up,
while he stays a small insider act.
367
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,900
Magnar... Nah!
368
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,361
Look, a lot of people are jealous of me.
369
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,571
- Ah! Are you kidding me?
- Of course. [chuckles]
370
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:12,241
Not Magnar. Magnar is a sweet old man.
371
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:13,659
Me and him are still tight.
372
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,036
I had his pre-show ritual
with him tonight.
373
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,998
- We had a "Magnar Mai Tai," the usual!
- Oh!
374
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,084
So, you saw him arrive?
375
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,878
How close to show time
does he have that drink?
376
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:30,175
He goes from the car to the barstool
to the curtain.
377
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,427
Always has.
378
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,846
Hey, I really dig how into
talking to me you are.
379
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,182
And it kind of feels
like we're already dating.
380
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,518
I mean, we're already
accessorizing alike.
381
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,852
What?
382
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,529
Have a, have a good night. Thanks.
383
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,796
- Can I talk to you a second?
- Oh, sure.
384
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,992
Yes, uh, can you excuse me
for just a moment?
385
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,744
- What's up? Everything okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
386
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,621
So I think I have an alibi for Magnar.
387
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,865
Another magician was with him
from the time he got here
388
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:02,873
until the start of the show.
389
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,960
So you really need to talk to him
and see if...
390
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,338
Did you already talk to him?
391
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,592
I'm so sorry.
You're a good detective. Just ignore me.
392
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:12,968
- Pretty okay.
- Mm-hmm.
393
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,262
Listen, I appreciate the help.
394
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:18,140
I really do.
But you don't have to stay, okay?
395
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,181
[sighs]
396
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,434
Don't let this ruin your night.
397
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,686
- Everything is under control.
- That is good news.
398
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,689
I'm sure it's in very
capable hands, Detective...
399
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,483
you. So, shall we, Chloe?
[chuckles]
400
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,235
- Uh, yeah.
- Hold up!
401
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:33,488
I just confirmed. Jared was killed
sometime in the last two hours.
402
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,658
And no one's left since then.
403
00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:38,222
So you should keep holding everybody.
404
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:39,846
And that door's the only way out.
405
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,350
Well, except for the secret passages.
406
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,457
No, that is a myth.
We talked to everyone.
407
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,001
Which means the killer
is still in the building.
408
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,503
Locked room mystery, you guys.
409
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,341
So, who's up for an all-nighter?
410
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:05,270
Jared was about to inherit,
from what I understand is
411
00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:07,189
a pretty legendary role in magic.
412
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,274
Did that create any jealousy?
413
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,778
Jealousy? Of Jared?
414
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,221
Are you kidding? That couldn't have
happened to a nicer guy.
415
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:20,577
And your relationship with him,
would you say it was free of conflict?
416
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:21,703
Mm-hmm.
417
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:23,705
Jared was a great collaborator.
418
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,917
He was talking about helping me
develop my own stage show.
419
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,670
I've heard Jared described
as "well-liked," would you agree?
420
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,381
Jared wasn't just well liked.
He was respected.
421
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,633
Hell, even I can't deny
the guy had chops.
422
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:39,554
I've heard he was set to cash in
on some big Netflix series about Magnar.
423
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,431
And this is your first time here?
424
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:43,100
First time? Yes, yes.
425
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,144
Wait, is there anyone else new here?
426
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:49,981
Is that a clue? No, not that...
It's my place to ask anymore,
427
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,358
but... but is it?
428
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:56,196
So let's just start with what you were
doing before the event this evening?
429
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:59,408
Oh, that's easy.
I was bribing a motorcycle cop.
430
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,035
You were bribing a police officer?
431
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,829
Indeed. Not for the first time.
432
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,592
If you ask him,
I'm sure he'll corroborate.
433
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,499
He's a bit of an over sharer.
434
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,292
And up until recently,
435
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,586
- you consulted for the LAPD.
- Mm-hmm.
436
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,270
And you also claim
that you're the devil?
437
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:16,216
Was the devil. God now. Well, nearly.
438
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,301
Tonight's event
was a pretty intimate one.
439
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:19,467
How did you get an invite?
440
00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,722
I've been a member here
since it first opened.
441
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,266
- In 1963?
- Sounds about right.
442
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,949
And how old would you say you are again?
443
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,437
Oh, well, time works
very differently in Hell.
444
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,189
So, probably have to go with ageless.
445
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,858
He's just sensitive about his age.
446
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,419
I mean,
even I don't know the real number.
447
00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:38,572
And just out of curiosity,
um, how are you with swords?
448
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,198
Oh, bit rusty.
449
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,577
Although, I did recently defeat
a Yakuza boss in a duel.
450
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,037
And I did stab a man through
the heart once.
451
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,831
Well, that's quite the coincidence,
452
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,875
because that is exactly
how Jared was killed.
453
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,251
Fascinating.
454
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,628
Though I used a demon blade.
This was a sword so...
455
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:55,255
Not really relevant, I suppose.
456
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,341
It's all very complicated.
457
00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,801
Best not to dwell.
458
00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:01,720
Bring out the devil in me
459
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,806
Hey! What did you say in there?
460
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,967
The truth, it's what I always
tell everyone. [chuckles]
461
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,352
I know. And I love you for that.
462
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,038
But I think because of what
you said to Carol,
463
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,622
that you're his number one suspect now.
464
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,065
What? That's absurd.
465
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:15,734
I'd never kill a magician.
466
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:19,112
Well, a mentalist maybe,
but not an artist like Jared.
467
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,739
Well, I know that, and you know that.
468
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,240
But Carol, he's by the book.
469
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,093
He's not going to let you off
just on my word alone,
470
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,453
so I really think
there's only one thing we can do.
471
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,957
Go home, have sex, fall asleep
and never think about him again?
472
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,211
No, solve this case on our own.
473
00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:35,878
What?
474
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,006
[Carol] Your alibi checked out.
475
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:41,676
Yeah, motorcycle cop called
and confirmed your story.
476
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,135
Ah.
477
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:44,428
Really?
478
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:47,891
Yeah, I mean, he's been suspended now,
but you're no longer a suspect.
479
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,477
Well, that's... that's great!
480
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:54,856
Carol! I just got some
really juicy gossip.
481
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,566
Well, it's actually a clue.
482
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,151
God, isn't it just so interesting
483
00:21:58,235 --> 00:21:59,837
how there's always
so much insider-y drama
484
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:02,030
no matter what the industry,
even the toy industry...
485
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,341
- They have spies.
- Even the toy industry,
486
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,592
would you just give us one second?
487
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:07,244
- Ella, what's the clue?
- Oh, right.
488
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:11,081
So, the club books rooms in their hotel
for its acts
489
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,558
- when they come to perform.
- [Carol] Right.
490
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:16,086
But assistant Erika
didn't get booked in her own room.
491
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:19,714
And when victim Jared ordered
room service,
492
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:22,634
- it was charged on Erika's...
- Her credit card.
493
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:25,762
So they're having an affair
that she didn't disclose to me.
494
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:28,723
- Maybe time to talk to her again.
- Thanks, Lo, thank you.
495
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,016
Sure.
496
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,729
Well...
497
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,524
This is just fantastic.
498
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:40,318
Look at this.
Everything is so elaborate.
499
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:44,531
And it actually got me thinking...
[chuckles]
500
00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:47,784
This is what I'm going to do.
501
00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:50,996
What? Go way too hard on food puns?
502
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:53,290
No! Dinner parties.
503
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,750
Just parties of all kinds.
504
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,434
You know, like I did in the Silver City.
505
00:22:57,669 --> 00:23:00,672
You could rule Hell,
and I could run the social calendar.
506
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:04,634
I could meet everyone,
and I can, you know, just, um,
507
00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:09,389
bring in all the happiness
and fun and good times, you know.
508
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:12,934
Hell could definitely use...
some of that.
509
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,018
Yeah.
510
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,688
Honey, who are you going
to bring fun to?
511
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:19,399
The tortured damned souls?
512
00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:20,942
Yeah!
513
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:24,154
[Linda] Well, it's not just
damned souls, right?
514
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,240
- I mean, it's your siblings too, Maze.
- [Eve] Right.
515
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:29,034
That's right. Thank you, Linda.
516
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:32,120
I get to hang out with
your family. Amazing.
517
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,247
Yeah, no.
They're walking, talking garbage.
518
00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:35,749
I'm keeping you far away from them.
519
00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:40,669
So...
520
00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:42,797
Just so I'm clear.
521
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:46,301
What is it that you picture me
doing exactly?
522
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:49,262
Just cleaning and cooking for just you?
523
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:52,599
'Cause that sounds
incredibly lonely, Maze.
524
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,410
[Maze] Are you saying that
I'm not enough for you?
525
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,436
Not at all what I'm saying.
Don't twist my words.
526
00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,271
You always do this when you're angry.
527
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,690
[Maze] Well, you're telling me
I make you feel lonely.
528
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:03,693
- I mean, how twisted is that?
- I'm joining the police force.
529
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,030
- What?
- [Amenadiel] Yeah.
530
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,366
I've been in the police academy
for a while now.
531
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,992
And it's going well.
532
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,411
Dan's parting gift.
He put the application in for me.
533
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,538
That's great.
But we should get back to Maze...
534
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,099
[Maze] Why the hell didn't you tell me?
535
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,584
Well, I guess
I just wanted to see how...
536
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,286
you know, everything was going
to work out first and...
537
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:25,966
and honestly, I thought that
you would do nothing but make fun of me.
538
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:29,636
Oh, I will, this is the greatest gift
you've ever given me.
539
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,179
[whispers] Thank you!
540
00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:32,514
You're welcome.
541
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:35,558
Congratulations! I'm so happy for you.
542
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,727
Go ahead, tell us all about the academy.
543
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:40,105
[Amenadiel] Oh. Well...
544
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,111
Erika, I'm a little confused.
545
00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:49,703
You neglected to tell me that you were
in relationship with the victim.
546
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,242
Well, it's not that confusing.
547
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:54,387
I didn't tell you
because it makes me look bad.
548
00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:55,704
Why would it make you look bad?
549
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:59,249
- Everyone I talked to loved Jared.
- Yeah, right.
550
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,502
"Mr. Popular" with the guys. Maybe.
551
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:06,589
I don't know if you know this,
but magic is a huge boys club.
552
00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:08,925
I really thought Jared was different.
553
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:11,136
I thought he saw my talent.
554
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:12,512
He made you promises, didn't he?
555
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:16,141
Jared told me
that he would produce my solo act.
556
00:25:16,224 --> 00:25:18,810
But once Magnar made
the decision to retire...
557
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:22,147
suddenly, Jared wasn't talking
about my career anymore.
558
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:24,649
And that is why you thought
it would make you look bad.
559
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:26,443
Angry side-piece.
560
00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:28,987
Tossed away as soon
as the dead guy hits it big.
561
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:32,115
You're going to tell me
that doesn't look bad?
562
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:34,325
[suspenseful music playing]
563
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,829
- What're you doing?
- [gasps]
564
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:39,831
He thinks it's her.
565
00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:42,393
Well, I hope it bloody is.
So we can finally get on with our date.
566
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:45,211
No, something isn't adding up.
I can feel it in my gut.
567
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,547
Well, maybe your gut
hasn't been receiving its e-mails,
568
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,175
but the rest of you is retired.
This is Carl's job now.
569
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:51,676
- Carol.
- What?
570
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,511
- Carol.
- Really? Ooh.
571
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,638
Lucifer, he's got the wrong person.
572
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:58,224
We have to solve this
or an innocent woman might go to jail.
573
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,644
[sighs]
574
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:08,109
Ella, did we get
any physical evidence off the body?
575
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,821
Oh, actually, I can't really
get into that right now.
576
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,908
Decker, this is killing me,
but you're not on the team anymore.
577
00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:18,703
Ms. Lopez makes an excellent point.
We are here seeking wonder, not truth.
578
00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:20,413
Remember? Ooh!
579
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,541
Look, that man just pulled
a card out of nowhere.
580
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,583
Wondrous.
581
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,212
Oh, did you
check the victim's clothing?
582
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:28,338
For any secret compartments,
pockets, anything?
583
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:29,589
Right.
584
00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:32,152
Because it's not just about checking
for normal dead guy stuff,
585
00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:34,886
it's about checking
for magician dead guy stuff.
586
00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:37,847
Oh, man, I could totally do a panel
on this at the next ForensiCon.
587
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:39,349
- Brilliant.
- [Chloe] Nice.
588
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,536
You're really helping
with this investigation, aren't you?
589
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,938
Well, it's like you said.
I'm a truth seeker.
590
00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:47,899
Chloe, look, I know you miss
being a detective,
591
00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:49,710
but we're at a different stage
of our lives now.
592
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,653
Well, are we?
I mean, you just told me
593
00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:53,488
that you've
delayed the next stage again.
594
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,740
Look, this isn't easy
on me either.
595
00:26:56,741 --> 00:27:00,787
I'm starting a new day job in Heaven,
and the commute daily alone.
596
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,264
- Understood. [sighs]
- [Chloe] Right.
597
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:03,998
And all I'm trying to say is that
598
00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:07,377
I just think that there might be
some deeper reasons behind these excuses
599
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,880
and that maybe we should talk about them
because you can't put this off forever.
600
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:12,090
[Ella] Bingo!
601
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:13,633
Sort of.
602
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:16,344
I found a bead.
Tucked up in a secret pocket
603
00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:18,054
like you said, up in his sleeve.
604
00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:21,683
But Magnar's costume
doesn't have any beadwork on it.
605
00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,726
So maybe this is just part of a trick.
606
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:26,980
No, it's not magic.
It's good police work.
607
00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:28,332
I think we may have cracked the case.
608
00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:29,314
[Lucifer stutters]
609
00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:33,153
Uh, care to clue in the actual
police person on what that means?
610
00:27:33,236 --> 00:27:34,737
No? Cool.
611
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,101
- [Lucifer sighs]
- [Ella] Huh...
612
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:39,868
Ms. Lopez, a question?
613
00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:41,703
I don't have a thing for Carol at all.
614
00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:43,430
- I don't think he's cute.
- That wasn't the question.
615
00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:44,497
- Oh.
- But when you said
616
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:46,875
you didn't
feel God's presence anymore...
617
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,042
[stammers and chuckles]
618
00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:49,502
Is that such a bad thing?
619
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:51,212
Uh, yeah, dude.
620
00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:53,965
I mean, being ever-present
is God's whole thing.
621
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:57,135
That's what makes
"the Big Guy" the Big Guy.
622
00:27:57,218 --> 00:27:58,344
He's always there.
623
00:27:58,428 --> 00:28:00,555
Right. But surely
he can't be "always" there.
624
00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:03,600
I mean, doesn't God
have personal matters to attend to?
625
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:04,934
The odd round of golf? Or...
626
00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:05,976
[inhales deeply]
627
00:28:05,977 --> 00:28:08,457
- spending time with loved ones?
- [Ella] That's the best part.
628
00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,148
He's not like you and me.
629
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:12,734
We are all God's loved ones.
630
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:16,863
And no matter what he's doing,
the only thing,
631
00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:21,409
the only thing that God cares about
is caring about us.
632
00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:24,078
Well, not the only thing.
He did quite like NCIS.
633
00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:26,140
[Ella] It doesn't matter who you are,
or what you've done.
634
00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:31,044
If you are Mister Rogers
or some sleazeball Internet troll,
635
00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:32,795
he is there for everyone.
636
00:28:35,006 --> 00:28:36,466
Or at least he's supposed to be.
637
00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:38,049
Indeed.
638
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:39,051
[Ella sighs]
639
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:41,095
We're already accessorizing alike.
640
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:42,305
What's that on your wrist?
641
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:43,806
[footsteps approaching]
642
00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:45,266
Yeah, what is that?
643
00:28:45,683 --> 00:28:46,683
On her wrist?
644
00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:50,188
[mumbling]
645
00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:51,749
We found a bead
from one of your bracelets
646
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:52,731
on Jared's body.
647
00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:55,860
Your actual bracelet.
Not one of the cheap plastic handouts.
648
00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,153
What are you talking about?
649
00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:59,989
Maybe you lost it in the struggle.
650
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:03,201
Whoa, chill out, Nancy Drew.
Why would I want to hurt Jared?
651
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:05,203
I already told you.
I didn't want to be Magnar.
652
00:29:05,286 --> 00:29:07,038
Wonderful. Can you please?
653
00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:09,374
Ugh.
654
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:10,666
When in Rome...
655
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,835
Tell me, Duran Duran.
656
00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,464
What is it you truly desire?
657
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:18,424
[suspenseful music playing]
658
00:29:18,508 --> 00:29:19,550
I...
659
00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:21,135
I want to be Magnar.
660
00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:22,845
Do you?
661
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:24,847
Uh... how?
662
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,893
Okay, fine.
I've always wanted to be Magnar, but...
663
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:33,231
the truth is,
I'm not cut out for the stage.
664
00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:36,609
Do you know how many viewing angles
you have to cover?
665
00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,486
Instagram, man. It's way easier.
666
00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:40,613
You just set up the camera
in the perfect angle.
667
00:29:40,697 --> 00:29:43,199
Do it as many times as you need.
Let the likes pour in.
668
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:44,241
Oh, so I see.
669
00:29:44,242 --> 00:29:46,536
You weren't a good enough magician
to be like Magnar.
670
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:48,705
Hey, hey, I'm a great magician.
671
00:29:50,248 --> 00:29:51,582
On Instagram.
672
00:29:55,253 --> 00:29:56,254
You know what?
673
00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:59,549
[chuckling] That's okay.
674
00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:00,757
You know what?
675
00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:02,570
You should have thought of that
before you killed Jared.
676
00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:03,904
Turn around. You're under arrest.
677
00:30:03,928 --> 00:30:05,513
- Turn around!
- Ms. Decker!
678
00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:10,643
Can I talk to you for a second?
679
00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:15,064
So Uncle Hanjobadiel,
the "Angel of giving"
680
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:18,526
left us with a gift
of a $4,000 plumbing bill.
681
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:19,777
Oh, my God.
682
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:20,862
[all laughing]
683
00:30:20,945 --> 00:30:22,825
Well, that's just
the kind of thing that happens
684
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:26,034
when you have
hundreds of celestial family members..
685
00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:30,246
Oh, I'm sorry, Eve.
686
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:31,930
I didn't mean
to bring up a sore subject.
687
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:36,878
I know how complicated it is
between you and your family, Maze.
688
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:40,757
It's complicated enough when humans
meet their partners families,
689
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,135
but when it's celestial,
it's so much bigger.
690
00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:48,598
It really bothers me that you don't
want me spending time with your family.
691
00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:54,187
Maze, it's important
to discuss these issues...
692
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:57,398
And it's important for us to eat this
ice cream torture cake before it melts.
693
00:30:57,482 --> 00:31:00,651
I don't want to talk about Hell.
694
00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:02,945
- Maze.
- Linda.
695
00:31:03,446 --> 00:31:04,822
- Amenadiel.
- Linda...
696
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,425
- Stop...
- I don't want to talk about it
697
00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:07,742
because I don't want to go.
698
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:15,041
You don't want to go to Hell?
699
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,959
Look, I hate to disappoint you.
700
00:31:17,502 --> 00:31:19,879
I know how excited you are
for me to be queen, but...
701
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:21,880
I like it here.
702
00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:28,679
[laughing] I don't want
to go to Hell either.
703
00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:32,725
I just thought going home
would make you happy.
704
00:31:32,809 --> 00:31:34,977
I don't need to go home to be happy.
705
00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:36,687
[stuttering] You're my hell.
706
00:31:37,355 --> 00:31:39,190
I love bounty hunting here.
707
00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:41,442
It, it, it's so much better
when they're still alive.
708
00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:43,194
You know, you can really feel the fear.
709
00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:45,696
Fear! I know! That's...
I love that part too.
710
00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:48,741
And I love what we do after even more.
711
00:31:48,825 --> 00:31:50,025
- [Maze] Yes!
- [both laughing]
712
00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:53,162
I love you. I, I, I love our life.
I, I, I could do this forever.
713
00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:55,504
- Forever?
- Yeah, I could marry you tomorrow.
714
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:56,581
Okay.
715
00:31:58,334 --> 00:31:59,961
Uh, I mean...
716
00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:02,046
Not tomorrow, but...
717
00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:04,048
uh, yeah.
718
00:32:04,132 --> 00:32:05,591
Yeah. Hell, yeah.
719
00:32:06,384 --> 00:32:07,844
Did we just get engaged?
720
00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:13,057
- [sighs]
- [both laughing]
721
00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:16,477
[both yelling]
722
00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:17,561
[Eve] Oh, my God!
723
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,105
[Maze and Eve chuckling]
724
00:32:19,397 --> 00:32:20,355
[mouthing]
725
00:32:20,356 --> 00:32:21,774
[Eve] Oh, I love you.
726
00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:29,490
[soft piano music playing]
727
00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:40,918
Ms. Decker,
728
00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:42,587
with all due respect,
729
00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:45,131
I cannot have you tampering
with this investigation.
730
00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:47,258
Mm-hmm.
And with all due respect, Detective,
731
00:32:47,341 --> 00:32:48,968
I think
I just found your killer for you.
732
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:51,053
- He had motive, opportunity...
- And an alibi.
733
00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:54,223
He was performing magic
for several women
734
00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:55,826
during the window of time of the murder.
735
00:32:55,850 --> 00:32:58,352
And they all have the bracelets
to prove it.
736
00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:01,814
Right. Well, I don't think it's Erika.
737
00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:04,567
I saw her body language
when you interrogated her.
738
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,111
She was sad, resigned,
but she wasn't angry.
739
00:33:07,195 --> 00:33:08,195
[Carol] I agree.
740
00:33:08,196 --> 00:33:09,530
And she also has a bracelet.
741
00:33:10,198 --> 00:33:11,198
Ms. Decker.
742
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:13,033
Chloe...
743
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:15,286
I am in a tough situation here.
744
00:33:15,786 --> 00:33:18,581
Now, you and I both know
that the killer is still in this room,
745
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,833
but I have no clues and I have no leads.
746
00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:22,835
And I cannot hold everyone here
747
00:33:22,919 --> 00:33:24,837
on the basis of suspicion alone
much longer.
748
00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:28,174
While I do not appreciate
you running a parallel investigation
749
00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:30,510
for the entire evening,
750
00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:35,306
I would truly appreciate
your thoughts now.
751
00:33:36,224 --> 00:33:37,225
Oh.
752
00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:39,101
Of course. Um...
753
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,439
So if the killer isn't Keaton,
the bead had to be planted.
754
00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:45,083
The killer had to know
to get the right kind of bead,
755
00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:46,543
not one of the cheap plastic handouts.
756
00:33:46,567 --> 00:33:47,727
[Carol] So it's premeditated.
757
00:33:47,777 --> 00:33:49,237
It's a, it's a frame job.
758
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,548
Right. Which means the killer wanted
to remove Magnar's current
759
00:33:51,572 --> 00:33:54,242
and former apprentice, too,
but the question is, "Why?"
760
00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:58,204
The Magnar name?
It's worth a lot of money.
761
00:33:58,287 --> 00:34:01,541
I heard a lot of whispers
about a, a media deal in the works,
762
00:34:01,624 --> 00:34:03,810
but when I asked Magnar about it,
he said he'd never sell.
763
00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,419
He said Jared would never sell either.
764
00:34:05,503 --> 00:34:09,632
Wait, so if Magnar won't sell
and neither would Jared,
765
00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:12,802
how did this deal get done?
I mean, who, who benefits?
766
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,014
Wait, what kind of law
did you say the son practices?
767
00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,141
- [Chloe gasps]
- No, back up, buddy.
768
00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:20,434
[everyone gasps]
769
00:34:20,518 --> 00:34:22,562
[tense music playing]
770
00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:29,026
Okay, everybody.
771
00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:31,654
Let's all stay cool.
772
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,614
Oh, cool? You know what's cool?
773
00:34:33,698 --> 00:34:36,659
A billion dollar franchise is cool,
but no, magic's not cool.
774
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:39,036
- It's art, right, Dad?
- Is that what this is about?
775
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,205
- Money?
- It's about your legacy.
776
00:34:41,289 --> 00:34:43,475
And I was gonna help you bring it
in to every home in the world.
777
00:34:43,499 --> 00:34:46,460
But instead, you cut me out
and anointed Jared to honor
778
00:34:46,544 --> 00:34:48,021
the traditions and all that bullshit.
779
00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:49,606
- That's what happened with Jared.
- Mm-hmm.
780
00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:51,799
He wouldn't play ball
with your media deal?
781
00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:52,883
Oh, the deal was done.
782
00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:55,011
All Jared had to do
was sign and cash checks.
783
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:58,848
But not Jared. He's just as stubborn
as the last Magnar.
784
00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:01,350
Wait, so you sharpened a sword
that was supposed to be dull?
785
00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:02,768
And you framed Keaton
786
00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:04,454
'cause you knew
that he'd be next in line?
787
00:35:04,478 --> 00:35:05,938
And because of his media savvy,
788
00:35:06,022 --> 00:35:07,622
you knew
he could make a deal of his own?
789
00:35:07,690 --> 00:35:09,650
[Chloe sighs shakily]
790
00:35:11,527 --> 00:35:13,029
[sobbing] This is all your fault.
791
00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:16,007
[Alan] Every bit of this is your fault.
792
00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:17,325
You and your selfishness!
793
00:35:17,408 --> 00:35:18,784
[laughs] "Selfishness?"
794
00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:22,580
All you ever cared about
was your own greed and desire.
795
00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:24,040
You are the one who's selfish.
796
00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:27,886
He doesn't care about the consequences.
And look at what you've done!
797
00:35:28,711 --> 00:35:31,464
You are not worthy
of your father's legacy.
798
00:35:31,881 --> 00:35:33,049
[Carol] Think about it, Alan.
799
00:35:33,507 --> 00:35:35,801
Just drop the knife.
You know there's no way out of here.
800
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,135
That's where you're wrong.
801
00:35:41,432 --> 00:35:42,850
I may not be a magician.
802
00:35:44,477 --> 00:35:45,686
But I grew up here.
803
00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:48,731
- [door opens]
- No! No! Damn it.
804
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:50,608
[Lucifer] No! No!
805
00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:52,544
Somebody find me something
to pry this open with now!
806
00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:53,795
[Ella] Open that door now! Hurry!
807
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,196
[door breaking]
808
00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:57,615
[ominous music playing]
809
00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:02,952
Chloe?
810
00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:09,627
Chloe!
811
00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:15,174
Chloe!
812
00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:21,389
If you harm one hair on her head,
I swear I will break every...
813
00:36:21,472 --> 00:36:22,890
- [Chloe grunts]
- [loud thud]
814
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:27,269
- What?
- [Chloe breathing heavily]
815
00:36:35,111 --> 00:36:36,153
[sighs in relief]
816
00:36:36,946 --> 00:36:38,447
[Lucifer] Amenadiel's necklace.
817
00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:39,989
You kept it.
818
00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:42,535
[Chloe] It helped me survive
an angel-demon war.
819
00:36:42,952 --> 00:36:45,079
So I thought
it might come in handy again.
820
00:36:45,329 --> 00:36:46,287
[scoffs]
821
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:48,958
So just to be clear,
you were never actually in any danger,
822
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:50,835
and you could have
gotten away at any moment?
823
00:36:51,961 --> 00:36:54,004
Well, I needed a confession.
824
00:36:54,505 --> 00:36:55,923
[both laughing]
825
00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:04,223
Once the detective,
always the detective.
826
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:07,893
Yeah.
827
00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:11,939
[Lucifer] To being right.
828
00:37:12,690 --> 00:37:14,150
Because I solved the case?
829
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:16,444
No, because I was right
about the secret passageways.
830
00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:18,237
[both laughing]
831
00:37:21,991 --> 00:37:22,949
Yeah.
832
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:25,912
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but I thought I put that
833
00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:28,330
in my safe with Azrael's blade?
834
00:37:29,498 --> 00:37:31,542
- Yeah, you did.
- Hmm.
835
00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:34,253
I shouldn't have taken it.
836
00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:35,379
Why did you?
837
00:37:36,714 --> 00:37:39,091
[sighs in exasperation]
It's kind of hard to explain.
838
00:37:39,216 --> 00:37:44,388
After so many years of being a cop,
and walking around every day, armed.
839
00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:47,349
I just felt weirdly naked...
840
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:50,495
without a way to defend myself.
But you're right. I'm sorry.
841
00:37:50,519 --> 00:37:51,997
I shouldn't have taken it
without asking you.
842
00:37:52,021 --> 00:37:53,105
You can have it back.
843
00:37:53,189 --> 00:37:55,858
Ah, well, as much as I enjoy
the mental image
844
00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,902
of you walking around
weirdly naked...
845
00:37:57,985 --> 00:37:59,028
[Chloe chuckles]
846
00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:00,404
You should keep it.
847
00:38:00,488 --> 00:38:02,865
Especially since we'll be here
on Earth a little longer.
848
00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:05,409
Lucifer.
849
00:38:05,493 --> 00:38:07,536
I heard what you said to Magnar's son.
850
00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:11,540
And you have to understand
you are not the same as him.
851
00:38:11,624 --> 00:38:15,252
- [sighs]
- You are worthy of your father's legacy.
852
00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:17,421
This isn't so much an issue of worth.
853
00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:21,175
It's more an issue of job description.
854
00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:26,222
God needs to be selfless,
he needs to care about all of humanity.
855
00:38:27,765 --> 00:38:28,723
I...
856
00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:30,392
You, you died for me.
857
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,276
I mean, what could be
more selfless than that?
858
00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:33,562
Oh, you see. That's just it.
859
00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:36,190
I love you, Chloe Decker.
860
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:38,484
I'd do anything for you.
861
00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,445
Except give you up.
862
00:38:42,613 --> 00:38:43,613
Give us up.
863
00:38:44,573 --> 00:38:45,573
What do you mean?
864
00:38:48,244 --> 00:38:50,329
Much as I claim to know
what will happen to me
865
00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:52,373
when I become God, I don't.
866
00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:55,960
I'm scared.
867
00:38:56,043 --> 00:38:57,461
I'm scared of...
868
00:38:58,462 --> 00:39:00,172
What it'll mean for us.
869
00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:03,884
Well, I'm not scared.
870
00:39:04,969 --> 00:39:07,221
I love you, too, Lucifer Morningstar.
871
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:10,516
And I have faith
that you'll figure this out.
872
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:12,434
- You do?
- Yeah.
873
00:39:26,824 --> 00:39:27,908
So...
874
00:39:29,743 --> 00:39:31,036
Are we going to talk about it?
875
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,830
Yeah, I know.
876
00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:35,082
The Hellfire queso was a disaster.
877
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:36,165
[Linda laughing]
878
00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:37,968
Everyone was trying to be
so polite about it.
879
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:41,088
But I saw Maze dump hers
in the spider plant.
880
00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:46,862
Wait, we're not talking about the queso?
881
00:39:46,886 --> 00:39:47,928
No.
882
00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:51,724
I mean, how you spent the entire night
883
00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:54,852
probing and prodding
at Maze and Eve's relationship issues.
884
00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:59,106
I was just encouraging them
to work through some unresolved issues.
885
00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:00,941
Uh-huh. And why were you doing that?
886
00:40:01,025 --> 00:40:02,568
Because I'm a good friend.
887
00:40:03,277 --> 00:40:05,821
And an even better therapist.
I mean, you saw.
888
00:40:05,905 --> 00:40:08,616
From almost broken up
to engaged over a single dinner.
889
00:40:08,699 --> 00:40:11,493
I mean...
I should put that on my website.
890
00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:15,164
Linda, you are a great therapist.
And you did help them.
891
00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:16,248
You did.
892
00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:19,877
But you see, I wonder
if some of that was
893
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,671
maybe for your own benefit as well?
894
00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:26,634
Well, maybe...
895
00:40:28,135 --> 00:40:30,429
You're not so bad a therapist yourself.
896
00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:33,057
[Linda] Okay, I admit.
897
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:35,351
I admit it,
but after God himself has been
898
00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:39,146
on my couch, it's very difficult
to go back to normal problems.
899
00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:41,990
It's like, "Okay, I'm sorry you slept
with your yoga teacher 'again'."
900
00:40:42,024 --> 00:40:44,568
But I helped save the universe.
901
00:40:44,652 --> 00:40:47,947
So you thought you would get a rush
from some celestial therapy
902
00:40:48,030 --> 00:40:49,990
one last time before they head South?
903
00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:53,494
[Amenadiel] Linda...
904
00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:58,082
Yeah. Listen, uh...
905
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:04,630
Nobody understands better than me
how earthly things can feel small.
906
00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:08,884
I mean, I was a warrior angel
fighting for the Silver City,
907
00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:12,638
and now, I'm in training
to be a beat cop.
908
00:41:12,721 --> 00:41:14,431
- [chuckles]
- Okay?
909
00:41:15,808 --> 00:41:17,368
But you want to know what I've learned?
910
00:41:17,685 --> 00:41:18,685
What?
911
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:22,731
No problem is too small.
912
00:41:23,774 --> 00:41:25,401
Whatever good deed you do in the world,
913
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:29,780
whether it's helping someone
on your block, or...
914
00:41:30,948 --> 00:41:35,411
I don't know, throwing some elaborate
dinner party for your friends,
915
00:41:36,370 --> 00:41:38,998
you are
just as much of a hero as you are
916
00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:41,166
fighting a war for the throne of Heaven.
917
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:43,627
Every act matters.
918
00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:52,386
That's very insightful.
919
00:41:56,849 --> 00:41:58,934
But I don't know if I'm there yet.
920
00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:02,730
Or if I ever will be.
921
00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:09,987
[soft melancholic music playing]
922
00:42:37,181 --> 00:42:39,266
[wings whooshing]
923
00:42:42,352 --> 00:42:44,354
[ominous music playing]
924
00:43:02,498 --> 00:43:03,874
[ping pong ball clicking]
925
00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:08,545
[grunts]
926
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:09,755
- Out.
- Are you kidding?
927
00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:11,149
- Yes, it is.
- Come on, that was totally in.
928
00:43:11,173 --> 00:43:12,901
- Did you not hear me?
- You going for the head right here?
929
00:43:12,925 --> 00:43:13,925
[Belios] You were going here?
930
00:43:13,926 --> 00:43:15,136
[Lucifer] What's the score?
931
00:43:15,219 --> 00:43:16,970
[Dan] Hey. There you are, buddy.
What's up?
932
00:43:19,515 --> 00:43:20,724
What's the plan this time?
933
00:43:22,017 --> 00:43:24,478
I'm... I'm sorry, Daniel.
[chuckles nervously]
934
00:43:25,229 --> 00:43:27,773
I can't think of anything new.
I've just come to check in.
935
00:43:30,109 --> 00:43:32,319
Check in? On what?
936
00:43:33,529 --> 00:43:34,863
Nothing's changed.
937
00:43:34,947 --> 00:43:37,616
I'm still in Hell. It's still sucks.
Belios still sucks.
938
00:43:37,699 --> 00:43:40,244
Ping-pong is not his game, dude.
939
00:43:40,327 --> 00:43:42,496
Hey, I'm getting better.
940
00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:44,099
Bro, it's been almost
a thousand years down here,
941
00:43:44,123 --> 00:43:45,683
and you still can't keep
a volley going. So...
942
00:43:45,707 --> 00:43:47,960
Daniel, I have commanded the demons
to not torture you.
943
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:51,755
You are the first soul ever
in this purgatory.
944
00:43:52,256 --> 00:43:54,174
I've invented an entirely
new afterlife for you.
945
00:43:54,258 --> 00:43:57,177
So I apologize
if Belios' serve isn't up to snuff.
946
00:43:57,594 --> 00:43:59,763
It's more my backhand that's weak.
947
00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:07,312
Look, I'm sorry.
948
00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:10,107
I know you're the one stuck here.
949
00:44:11,358 --> 00:44:12,776
You know, I've tried every door.
950
00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:13,860
[laughing]
951
00:44:13,861 --> 00:44:16,655
Hell, I even tried, tried the one that
guy Lee walks through.
952
00:44:16,738 --> 00:44:18,538
Lee's door was a metaphor
for his own guilt...
953
00:44:18,574 --> 00:44:20,159
I know it was a metaphor, Lucifer.
954
00:44:21,869 --> 00:44:22,870
[softly] Right.
955
00:44:22,953 --> 00:44:25,831
And I know that we're all tortured
by our own guilt down here,
956
00:44:25,914 --> 00:44:28,792
but you know as well as I do
that I've dealt with all my guilt.
957
00:44:31,003 --> 00:44:32,212
So why am I still here?
958
00:44:33,005 --> 00:44:34,725
Why was that guy able
to make it into Heaven
959
00:44:34,798 --> 00:44:36,133
and literally, no one else.
960
00:44:37,134 --> 00:44:38,218
Why not me?
961
00:44:39,803 --> 00:44:41,013
I don't know.
962
00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:43,307
Well, it seems pretty simple to me.
963
00:44:44,433 --> 00:44:47,436
Just stop screwing around and go be God.
964
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:49,479
Then you can just, like,
beam me up.
965
00:44:49,563 --> 00:44:52,107
Daniel, Daniel, Daniel,
we have been through this.
966
00:44:52,191 --> 00:44:55,903
If I act against your wishes,
no matter how unconscious those are,
967
00:44:55,986 --> 00:44:57,905
then that is the end of free will.
968
00:44:57,988 --> 00:44:59,781
Which I cannot do.
969
00:45:01,950 --> 00:45:02,950
You know what, man?
970
00:45:04,953 --> 00:45:06,833
Every time you come down here,
you give me hope.
971
00:45:08,165 --> 00:45:09,249
And every time...
972
00:45:10,584 --> 00:45:13,462
you disappoint me,
you let me down.
973
00:45:15,547 --> 00:45:16,547
You know what that is?
974
00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:19,092
That's torture.
975
00:45:19,843 --> 00:45:20,843
Daniel.
976
00:45:22,721 --> 00:45:24,961
Don't come back here
unless you actually have the answer.
977
00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:27,683
As you wish.
978
00:45:27,684 --> 00:45:28,852
[wings whoosh]
979
00:45:33,148 --> 00:45:34,900
[thunderclap]
980
00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:37,735
See that?
981
00:45:39,279 --> 00:45:40,739
That's never happened before.
982
00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:43,492
You think it means something?
983
00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:45,202
I doubt it.
984
00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:51,221
[Belios] Nothing ever
changes around here.
985
00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:53,585
["Dirty Hands (Gone Mad)" playing]
986
00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:58,173
Look in my eyes, they lie
987
00:45:58,632 --> 00:46:01,009
Went to hell a couple of times
988
00:46:01,093 --> 00:46:04,096
I'm the joker, I'm the devil
989
00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:06,932
I'm a demon, I'm a rebel
990
00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:08,225
I've gone mad
991
00:46:08,725 --> 00:46:11,061
Don't try to understand
992
00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:15,190
I'm the joker, I'm the devil
993
00:46:15,274 --> 00:46:17,943
I'm a demon, I'm a rebel
994
00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:19,653
I've gone mad