1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,635 - Previously on Lucifer... - We're separated. 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:05,997 Sign the divorce papers. 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,839 What's with the cold shoulder? You seduced me. 4 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:09,713 You almost die, and then you ghost me for weeks. 5 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,879 Nothing about any of that makes any sense to me. 6 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,753 Doesn't make any sense to me, either. 7 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,510 I used to see a light in you. All I see now is darkness. 8 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:19,712 I just wanted to say thank you 9 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,599 for saving my life. 10 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:22,671 Decker, gun! 11 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:23,837 He saved my life. 12 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:24,718 Chloe's fine. 13 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:25,711 Luckily, Pierce was with her. 14 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,030 But I wasn't. 15 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,675 - Happy birthday, Detective. - Beautiful. 16 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:31,593 - What is it? - It's the bullet. 17 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:32,751 From when you shot me. 18 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:33,598 Oh. 19 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:42,153 Mm, this is a new one on me, Detective. 20 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,829 Mm, mm, well, 21 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,269 there's a first time for everything. 22 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,840 Yes, but I've heard it can take hours. 23 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,838 I'm not sure even I have the endurance for that. 24 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,838 - Mm... - Don't worry, I'll help you. 25 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,796 I'll be the top hat. 26 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,273 I will be the race car, 27 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,314 because I'm gonna leave you both in the dust. 28 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,636 Very funny. 29 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,435 Uh, wheelbarrow, 30 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:03,916 shoe, ah... 31 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,556 Guess I'm gonna have to be the shot glass. 32 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,797 - Cheers. - Oh, that's a thimble. 33 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:11,039 What? What? I want to conquer real estate, not mend socks. 34 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,634 - So then be the shoe. - Please, 35 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:13,916 I am not a shoe. 36 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,112 Clearly I'm a top hat, so come on, hand it over. 37 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,915 Want it? It's gonna cost you. 38 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,671 Oh, well, name your price, urchin. 39 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,352 Oh, I'm not talking fake money. 40 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,711 Oh, wow, she slammed you. 41 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:47,511 Imagine my disappointment 42 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,713 when I realized there was no raging party. 43 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:52,840 It's a security thing. 44 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,110 Worked for that Home Alone kid, 45 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:56,073 but, obviously, you can't take a hint. 46 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,953 Wasn't I being clear last time I kicked you out? 47 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,913 Oh, clearly being a jerk. 48 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,272 Which is exactly why I came to look in on you. 49 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,676 You see, we need the most love 50 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:06,916 when we're being most unlovable. 51 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,112 No offense, Brother, but I don't need love from you. 52 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,754 I get plenty from naked strangers. 53 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,996 And speaking of, I'm spent. 54 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,316 So, if you don't mind... 55 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,397 That's where you've been, then, 56 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,432 having sex with the nameless masses? 57 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,075 Oh, you know me, Brother, wine, women and song. 58 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,313 Just, come on, run along. I don't need a babysitter. 59 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,075 Your cheek says otherwise. 60 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,831 Well, it turns out "Bruce Lee mid-fly kick" 61 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,799 wasn't in the artist's repertoire. 62 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,111 Look, I had to cut a deal with the detective's offspring. 63 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,159 So that's who you were with... 64 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,400 Chloe and Trixie. 65 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,439 Well, so much for wine, women and song. 66 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,637 Technically, all of those things were represented, 67 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:47,116 when you count the post-game karaoke. 68 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,994 Luci, there's absolutely nothing wrong with... 69 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,078 with enjoying a quiet night in. 70 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,237 I did not say that I enjoyed it. 71 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,199 Yeah, right. Honestly, Luci, who cares 72 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,352 how you spend your nights? 73 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,399 Um, everyone. 74 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,196 My exciting lifestyle gives regular people 75 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,471 something to aspire to... I provide hope. 76 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,911 I see. And how does Linda feel about this 77 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,230 little ruse of yours? 78 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,796 I'm sure that the doctor would love to dissect me, 79 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,110 but she's taken some time off 80 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,039 to deal with a death in the family, so... 81 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,560 I had no idea. 82 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:20,871 I should go check on her. 83 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,675 Yes, excellent idea. You do that. 84 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,238 Luci, I'm liking this new you. 85 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,680 Boring suits you, Brother. 86 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,676 Now, this poor victim, 87 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,075 she is boring. 88 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,951 - We don't know anything about her. - Oh, don't we? 89 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,470 Generic artwork, dull clothes, 90 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,750 beige furniture. 91 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,952 I mean, even her fruit bowl's so tragically safe... 92 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,554 no mangoes, no papayas. 93 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,160 Not even a measly avocado. 94 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,473 Her name's Kim Jones, 29. 95 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,591 She's a computer engineer. 96 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,393 We ran a full background check, 97 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,193 but we couldn't find anything noteworthy. 98 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,280 A fellow nerd. 99 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,160 I'm sure you're in a better place now. 100 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,874 Well, even if she's in the worst place, 101 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,560 it'd be far more interesting than this, 102 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,951 because this poor lady, definitely a shoe. 103 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:05,750 Any idea what he's talking about? 104 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,040 Oh, the other night we played Monopoly. 105 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,829 So, that's that story. 106 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,156 Ella, what's the cause of death? 107 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,430 Uh, BABFT. 108 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:14,712 Hmm? 109 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,718 Big-ass blunt force trauma to the head. 110 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,600 Murder weapon's missing, 111 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,077 but we are looking for something small and compact. 112 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,716 Surprisingly heavy for its size. 113 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,914 Kind of like my Aunt Rosalita. 114 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,389 I wish Amenadiel were here so he could see 115 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,114 what boring actually looks like. 116 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,198 Can you believe that he said I've become boring? 117 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,390 It's absurd. 118 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:34,431 Oh, I don't know. 119 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,757 Monopoly doesn't really sound like the old Lucifer. 120 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,480 And I have to say, you have become a bit 121 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,080 more normal. 122 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,078 - How dare you. - Crazy idea. 123 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,192 Let's talk less about Lucifer and more about the murder. 124 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,232 Crime-scene selfies? Really? 125 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,710 Classy move. 126 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,799 And that is Esther, our victim's roommate. 127 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,310 She found the body when she came home from partying. 128 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,438 Well, what's such a dynamic young lady doing 129 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,915 living with a... Kim? 130 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,036 Oh, never mind, she looks traumatized. 131 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,640 - I'll go comfort her. - Uh-huh. 132 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,594 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Hel... 133 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,515 No photos at a crime scene. 134 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,110 Sorry. 135 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,440 Not even one last one with the handsome cop? 136 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,597 Don't let the boring detective spoil things. 137 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:13,836 It would be my pleasure. 138 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:16,911 Right. 139 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,160 Oh. 140 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,589 Bless your heart. 141 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:22,956 Obviously, I'm far too well-dressed 142 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:23,951 to be a cop. 143 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,354 So, I take it that 144 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,313 you aren't close with your roommate? 145 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:32,313 No, I don't spend much time here. 146 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,870 Obviously. Besides, me and Kim, 147 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,993 totally different squads. 148 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,115 Kim followed more people than followed her, 149 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:41,716 if you know what I mean. 150 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,149 # Shoe. 151 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,153 Can you think of anyone who would want her dead? 152 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,991 I don't think anyone wanted much of anything from Kim. 153 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,560 Okay, well, there was no break-in, 154 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,160 there was no struggle, which likely means 155 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,470 that Kim knew the killer. 156 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,114 So, can you think of anything? 157 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,073 A recent breakup, a fight? 158 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,399 She did get into a yelling match 159 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,159 - on the phone last night - Oh. 160 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,319 But I assume that was with the Thai delivery place. 161 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,079 And I assume that's the poor dear's 162 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,316 closest relationship? 163 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,159 What time was the... the argument? 164 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:10,397 I'll tell you 165 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,074 if you hand me my phone back. 166 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,355 I was getting ready to go out, 167 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,752 and I totally remember the pic I was uploading at the time. 168 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,674 Kombucha martini. 10:39 p.m. 169 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,192 All right, I'll trace Kim's phone call at that time. 170 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,236 You guys mind if I post that I'm totes helping 171 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,800 a police investigation? 172 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:31,956 Absolutely. 173 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,395 Do you mind tagging me? 174 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,751 Ella traced Kim's call to this business. 175 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,680 Top Meet. Interesting name for a Thai restaurant. 176 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,953 No, it's a dating app for L.A.'s most fabulous singles. 177 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,276 Super exclusive. 178 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:48,800 Seems you need to get recommended 179 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,912 and meet a bunch of selection criteria, 180 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,952 even go through an interview just to create an account. 181 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,629 Well, then, why would our victim be arguing with someone here? 182 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,116 I mean, this is clearly a place for top hats, like us. 183 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,276 Please, I would never get into something like this. 184 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,317 Eh, you're right. What was I thinking? 185 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,870 It's way too exciting for you, Detective... I meant me. 186 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,960 And him. 187 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,914 Gosh, kindred souls. 188 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,237 This interesting young fellow and I, wouldn't you say? 189 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,200 Except that, apparently, 190 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,278 he's slightly more interesting than you. 191 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,278 Well, journalistic hyperbole, clearly. 192 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,391 - Eh... - Can I help you? 193 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:21,597 Oh. 194 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,992 Mack Slater. I'm the CEO. 195 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,877 If you are here for the selection interview, 196 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,560 I'll spare you. I created Top Meet 197 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,393 for people exactly like you. 198 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:31,829 Oh, well, thank you very much. 199 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,074 I'm actually... I was talking to the lady. 200 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,951 You're exactly my type. 201 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:38,750 I mean the app's type. 202 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:39,996 Bit on the nose there, Big Mack. 203 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,157 We're here for a different kind of interview. 204 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,716 There's been a murder, and our victim's last call 205 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,149 was to someone in this building. 206 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,110 A homicide detective, huh? 207 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,273 - Uh-huh. - Wow. You just got even more interesting. 208 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,751 Funny, so did you. 209 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,351 Just found out who our victim was fighting with... you. 210 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:01,351 Ah. Most interesting bachelor, indeed. 211 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,956 If you didn't know her, then how did you fight with her? 212 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,510 'Cause she was nuts. 213 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,352 I'm confused, you just said you didn't know her. 214 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:18,949 I know her type. 215 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,190 We get them from time to time. 216 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,517 They want to be on Top Meet, 217 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,120 they can't clear our high bar, 218 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,470 and then they get pissed about it. 219 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,952 Problem with her was she just wouldn't take no for an answer. 220 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,960 And then, uh, she hacked her way onto my app, 221 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,594 and then our users complained, of course. 222 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,474 Because nobody joins Top Meet to hook up with some... 223 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,760 random nobody, and so we had to kick her off. 224 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,394 Okay, and is that when she got angry 225 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,397 and called to complain? 226 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,796 No, it was more like she went psycho. 227 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,555 Ah, well, boring people never like to be told they're dull. 228 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,750 Right, Detective? 229 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,190 What did you do after the call? 230 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,119 I stayed here, I worked late. 231 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,000 We've been busy as hell these days. 232 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,554 Not nearly, I can assure you. 233 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,310 Well, I'd like to talk to anyone who can corroborate your alibi. 234 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,432 Also, I'll need a list of any of the users 235 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,591 that complained about Kim. 236 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:01,677 No can do. 237 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:02,996 With so many celebrity clients, 238 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,237 our entire business model is based off 239 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,233 our ironclad privacy protocols. 240 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:08,830 Fine, I'll just get a warrant. 241 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,111 Good luck with that. 242 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,840 I mean, how long did it take the FBI 243 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,315 to hack one cell phone? 244 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,880 Yep, I'll have the tech team get on it. 245 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,833 You got it, Chloe. Ah! 246 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,400 Hello, Ms. Lopez. 247 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,400 I wanted to ask you something. 248 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,956 You know this darkness that you say you see in me? 249 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,232 - Mm-hmm. - I've been trying to address it, 250 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,200 and, uh, details would help. 251 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,149 So, where do you see it, exactly? 252 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,079 How? When? 253 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,760 Like, now. 254 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,714 Right about there. 255 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,437 Oh. 256 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:49,797 Hmm. 257 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,072 Little better? 258 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,555 But you know, still, 259 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,593 you don't exactly scream rainbows and sunshine, 260 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,837 even when you're not wielding murder weapons. 261 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,158 Well, for the record, I wouldn't stab you, 262 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,511 not here, with all these cops around. 263 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,197 Oh, come on, that was funny. 264 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,676 Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. Funny. 265 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,154 Also dark. 266 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,396 Right. Fair point. 267 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,320 But it's cool. 268 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,512 You know, being dark. 269 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,560 To each their own, you know? 270 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,237 Wow, you really have this "being good" thing down. 271 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,317 Huh? 272 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:25,190 You know, you might be just the person to guide me. 273 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,152 To where? 274 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,431 Somewhere other than Hell. 275 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,076 See, I've, um, I've learned 276 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,478 that there are consequences to my darkness. 277 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,310 Really permanent ones, as it turns out. 278 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,200 And I was thinking you could help me avoid them? 279 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,311 No way, José. 280 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,391 I mean, I wish I could help you, I do, 281 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,637 but I'm so busy. 282 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,160 - With what? - You know. 283 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,431 Cases, forensic stuff. 284 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,032 The lieutenant won't be back from medical leave 285 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,800 until next week, so it's, like, cray-cray up in here. 286 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,436 Oh, hey, Dan. 287 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,512 I bet you need me to go do that thing, huh? 288 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,792 That super urgent forensic thing. 289 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,070 Yeah, yeah. See? 290 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,556 Cray-cray. 291 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:10,837 Well... 292 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,277 I'm just gonna... 293 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,751 - I was... - Yeah. 294 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,197 Bye. 295 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,759 Excuse me. 296 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:21,710 You know, you're exposing yourself 297 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,639 to dreadful consequences. 298 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,639 And I'm not talking bad Yelp reviews, 299 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,876 I'm talking Hell. 300 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,993 Real. 301 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,190 I know. 302 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,629 I know, right? 303 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,115 Shocker to me, too. 304 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,552 But not as much as your dancing queen candle arrangements! 305 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,151 Hey, 306 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,272 Linda. 307 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,437 - Is everything okay? - Amenadiel, hi. 308 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,909 I'm so glad you're here. 309 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,199 I'm trying to plan my ex-husband's memorial, 310 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,835 and I could really use another opinion. 311 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,319 Um, okay. So, which one do you like best? 312 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,597 Just, knee-jerk reaction. 313 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,438 Go. 314 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:56,471 That one? 315 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,511 Really? 316 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,149 Really? You don't think it's too ornate? 317 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:00,992 That one. 318 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,117 You're right. 319 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,874 This one's simple, yet elegant. 320 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,279 See, you're just the insight I needed. 321 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,916 Busy tomorrow? 322 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,718 That looks absolutely nothing 323 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:13,916 like our victim. 324 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,395 Take note, Daniel. These filters 325 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,000 could be the answer to your dating drought. 326 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,077 Or not... I mean, 327 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,077 Kim only got one match. 328 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:20,950 What... really? 329 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,230 After all the effort our shoe went through 330 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,999 to make herself look like a top hat, 331 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,350 she only got the interest of one gentleman? 332 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,233 Gentleman? You mean suspect. 333 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,076 Yep. Username, FOREVER29. 334 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,350 The app arranged a date for them, 335 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,000 and based on their likes and locations, 336 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,919 it suggested a sushi place on Melrose. 337 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,794 Even made a reservation for them for the night of the murder. 338 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:38,877 This guy's using the app 339 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,276 as a hunting ground; he could be targeting somebody right now. 340 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,231 We got to find him. 341 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,352 Yeah, but how? We can't even get an I.D. 342 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,880 Yeah. Tech team hasn't been able to crack 343 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,400 Top Meet's security algo. 344 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,195 Which means Kim had mad hacking skills. 345 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,471 So can we use FOREVER29's profile pic 346 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,239 and run it through facial recognition? 347 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:55,831 Yeah, I know, I thought about that, but... 348 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,430 Partial profiles pics. 349 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,512 Such a telltale sign of low self-esteem. 350 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,274 Or our guy's keeping his profile secret 351 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,231 because he's the killer. 352 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,159 Wait a minute, there is some good news, you guys. 353 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,159 He used the app to RSVP for a mixer at Top Meet. 354 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,157 It's happening tonight. 355 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,350 Okay. We got to get to this party. 356 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,796 Use what we know about FOREVER29 and single him out. 357 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,911 Okay, fine. I'll go. 358 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,157 Seeing as I'm the only interesting single person here, 359 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,033 I think I'm our one shot to catching the killer. 360 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,390 Lucifer, we're looking for a guy. 361 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,238 Your point? 362 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,072 Uh... 363 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,760 He's a dude. And he's straight. 364 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,639 - Mm-hmm. - That's never stopped me before, Daniel. 365 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,792 I'm so good at flipping men, they call me The Skillet. 366 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,190 - Oh, wow. - Okay. 367 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,834 We need a woman, so I'll go. 368 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,317 What? You, Detective? Socialize and flirt? Come on. 369 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:36,479 Yeah, but for the investigation, I can sacrifice. 370 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,195 Can't be that hard being frivolous and shallow. 371 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,119 I'll just channel my inner Lucifer. 372 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,118 What, you want to become a female version of me? 373 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,511 Okay. 374 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,830 I'll gladly train you. 375 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,191 Chloe does Lucifer? 376 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,720 I wouldn't exactly word it that way... 377 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,196 Get ready to go full me, Detective. 378 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,072 Oh, the Paris shows were glorious. 379 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,475 Yes, worth the jetlag alone. 380 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:02,636 How was your weekend? 381 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,399 Uh, awesome. Great. 382 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,796 Uh, Saturday, went camping with my daughter. 383 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,196 And, uh, Sunday, did a big Costco run. 384 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,359 There's, like, 300 hot dogs in my freezer. 385 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,234 Oh, really? That is so interest... 386 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,472 Oh, dear. Look what you did to poor Giancarlo. 387 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,194 Dead from boredom. 388 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,278 Now, look, you're going to this Top Meet mixer 389 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,311 to hunt down a killer, 390 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,876 not to talk about your hunt for bulk food bargains. 391 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:25,758 Okay. 392 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,555 Sorry I'm not fancy-schmancy enough for Giancarlo. 393 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,870 Okay, let's get the terminology straight. 394 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,440 Not "fancy-schmancy." 395 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,352 Sophisticated. 396 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,556 Oh, whatever. 397 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,713 Why don't you just give me some tips 398 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,196 on how to blend in with that crowd. Okay? 399 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,880 You think being as fascinating as I am 400 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,112 can be boiled down to a few tips? 401 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,158 This is not paint by numbers. 402 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,439 Goodness me, I need a drink. 403 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,875 Oh. Thank you. 404 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,879 - I have a tip, Mom. Don't talk about me. - Mm. Mm! 405 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,472 Yes, definitely, no mention of the child. 406 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:55,431 Ugh. 407 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,756 And enough with the tips. 408 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,229 Why don't we do a little role-play, hmm? 409 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,752 - Okay. - You be a randy single man, 410 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:01,592 I'll be... 411 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,870 I'll be the new you. 412 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,596 Okay, I've never once done that. 413 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,350 My point exactly. 414 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,472 Meet Lucinda. Come on. 415 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,632 Gosh, this is gonna be harder than I thought. 416 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,680 Oh, crap. 417 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,356 Oh. 418 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,839 Need some help there, sir? 419 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,236 There you go. 420 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,996 Good news, Ella. 421 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,552 I've been admitted to the Forensic Shadow Program. 422 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,078 What is that? 423 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,430 A mentorship program. 424 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,074 Which means I will be your student. 425 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,391 I am going to stick to you like glue, 426 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,069 so I can learn how to be good... at forensics. 427 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,955 Stuff comes up constantly in court. 428 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,313 - That's great. - Hold it, please! 429 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,276 Oh, I don't think so, buddy. 430 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,472 I mean, what am I, Mother Teresa? 431 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,397 My, my. 432 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,869 Detective. 433 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,037 You look... 434 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,914 Like a female Lucifer? 435 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,395 Well, that's what I was going for. 436 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,630 Well, 437 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,797 close enough, but you're going to need this. 438 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,512 Do I really need to wear an ear bug? 439 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,790 Absolutely. 440 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,831 From what we know of our killer, 441 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,838 blue-eyed sushi snob who loves surfing 442 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,952 and splooshing, I'd say you're a bit out of your comfort zone, 443 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,510 so you're going to need to bring Lucinda's A game. 444 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,551 You mean your A game. 445 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,160 Absolutely. Oh, and while we're at it, 446 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,431 do you need a refresher on "splooshing"? It's very simple. 447 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,233 - You just cover yourself in... - No, no. Stop. I'm good, I'm good. 448 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,760 But... oh. 449 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,514 Except for... 450 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,631 What, you don't want to wear it? 451 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,836 It's not... 452 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,400 really Lucinda's style. 453 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:16,877 Right. 454 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:17,877 Oh. 455 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,556 Okay. 456 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,271 There. 457 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,077 I'm ready. 458 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,600 Yes, you are. 459 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,111 Good luck. 460 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,157 Thank you. 461 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,078 Hi. I'll get a, uh, IPA, please. 462 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,475 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 463 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,353 Not beer. Prosecco. 464 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,279 But I hate Prosecco. 465 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,716 Well, tough luck. Lucinda loves it. 466 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,599 Beer. 467 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,950 It's a good job I'm here. 468 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,719 Yeah, man. Close call. 469 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,560 Possible suspect, moving in. 470 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,350 Right. Whatever he says to you, 471 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,791 just laugh. 472 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,832 Hey there. 473 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,597 What's your name? 474 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,837 Lucinda. 475 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,395 No, no... 476 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,671 Not like a demented witch on crack. 477 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,758 A deep, sultry laugh. 478 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,437 Ha, ha, ha. 479 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,869 Ha... I'm sorry. 480 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,595 I think I may have had a little too much Prosecco 481 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,275 on an empty stomach. 482 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,709 I should have had that sushi. 483 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,474 Did you try the sushi? Is it good? 484 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,677 No, no. I didn't. I'm a, I'm a vegan. 485 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,757 Oh. 486 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,150 Anyway. 487 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,033 You might want to go easy on the bubbles. 488 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:50,871 Ah. 489 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,071 Smooth. 490 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,874 Beginner's bad luck. 491 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,870 Look, it's hard to do justice 492 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,759 to my captivating essence, but she'll get the hang of it. 493 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,832 Don't be such a Debbie Downer, Daniel. 494 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,156 Sorry. 495 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,389 - Hey. - Hey. 496 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,990 Hi. 497 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,152 You're really tan. 498 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,840 Are you, uh, are you a surfer? 499 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,838 Well, I'd like to surf in your eyes. 500 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,474 Ugh, dearie me. 501 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,632 He's lucky it's not a crime to be a cheeseball. 502 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,874 Anyway, at least the ice is broken. 503 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,719 Now, just make small talk. 504 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,560 So I drove up to this meditation retreat 505 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,637 in Big Sur last week. 506 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,956 No, no, no! 507 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,389 PCH is closed. 508 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,192 Say you helicoptered... 509 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,078 Shush. 510 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,800 Uh, excuse me? 511 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,992 Sploosh. I said "sploosh." 512 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,754 Are you into splooshing? 513 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,193 Time to change tactics. 514 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,310 You know what? 515 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,877 Enjoy the Prosecco, Lucinda. 516 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,276 I don't believe this. 517 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,919 Ditching protocol mid-sting? 518 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,315 Who does that? 519 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,111 Maybe she'll do better on her own. 520 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,675 Don't be ridiculous, Daniel. 521 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,752 She'll flounder without my expert guidance. 522 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,791 - Oh, yeah. - Right. 523 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,229 I'm clearly needed on the front lines. 524 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,557 You just stay here and do what you do best. 525 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,990 Nada. 526 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,310 Oh, I love traveling. 527 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,755 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 528 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:36,917 Any fun plans coming up? 529 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,471 Um, well, I... 530 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,400 I was thinking of, uh, maybe getting out of the city 531 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,956 and taking my daughter camping. 532 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,077 Cool. 533 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,396 I-I love the outdoors. 534 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,671 - Oh. - I'm a surfer. 535 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:49,798 Really? 536 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,840 Goes well with camping. 537 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,633 I've always wanted to try surfing. 538 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,796 - But I... - You should... 539 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,916 Oh, hi, Lucifer. 540 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,076 This is Benji. 541 00:20:58,880 --> 00:20:59,518 He just had 542 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,995 four pieces of sashimi, 543 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,520 and we just started talking about surfing. 544 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,439 Oh, lovely. Now, I insist 545 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,040 you put your mic back in immediately. 546 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,316 We can't hear a thing in the truck. 547 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,159 You are being quite loud. 548 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:10,830 Nice work. 549 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,109 Bloody hell. 550 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,120 Hey, there goes Benji! 551 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,754 Benji, over here! 552 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,353 Whoa. You have to save me from them. 553 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,716 Uh, yeah. 554 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,350 They're with me. 555 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,355 Not bad for nada, huh? 556 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,516 Wait, she's a cop? 557 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,029 Detective Decker, LAPD. 558 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,794 We want to talk to you about a murder. 559 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,440 Benji, you're the best, bro! 560 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,597 You're not paparazzi? 561 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,438 What? 562 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,795 Oh, thank God. 563 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,834 I mean, the things Dad gets credit for. 564 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,270 Yeah, I went on a date with her. 565 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,636 Just the other night. 566 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,874 Still can't believe she's, uh... she's dead. 567 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,391 Oh? 568 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,717 Did you think she'd survive you murdering her? 569 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,400 I told you, I'm innocent. 570 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,556 Well, you're an overpaid DJ, 571 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,160 so that's up for debate. 572 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,798 It seems you were the last person to see Kim alive. 573 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,637 I couldn't have been. 574 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,076 When I dropped her off after our date, 575 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,316 her roommate was still there. 576 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,671 How do you know that? 577 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,155 Because that's the reason I didn't go upstairs 578 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,589 like Kim suggested. 579 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,036 I was trying to avoid Esther. 580 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,833 What, kombucha martini girl? 581 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:16,751 Do you know her roommate? 582 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,314 To the extent that you can know someone 583 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,392 who's glued to her phone and talks in hashtags. 584 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,920 Yep, that's her. 585 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,156 How did you two meet? 586 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,080 We matched on the Top Meet app a few weeks ago. 587 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,000 Went on two exhausting dates. 588 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,594 Then why go on the second date? 589 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,714 Because I wanted to see Kim again. 590 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,159 I met her at the apartment when I picked up Esther 591 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,510 for our first date. 592 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,554 She wasn't there the second time. 593 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,955 So you can imagine how stoked I was 594 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,310 when she popped up on the Top Meet app. 595 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,158 No. 596 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,157 I can't, actually. 597 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,273 You're saying that you used a top hat to get to a shoe? 598 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,836 He must be lying, Detective. 599 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,269 I'm not lying. 600 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,469 I really liked Kim. 601 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,953 She was different than all the other women on the app. 602 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,435 What, different as in duller, 603 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,200 more mundane and dressed for less? 604 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,279 No, as in she didn't make me feel 605 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,398 like I had to be on all the time. 606 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,791 With her, I could... 607 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,555 I could just be myself. 608 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,436 Interesting. 609 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,351 Thanks. 610 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,557 What if Esther found out about Benji and Kim? 611 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,120 Got jealous, lost control... 612 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,160 This goddess, jealous of the plain Jane? 613 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,316 It's-it's ludicrous! 614 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,910 It's like me being jealous of that paper clip. 615 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:29,911 Or Daniel. 616 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,195 I mean, not to mention 617 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,875 Esther is far too busy for murder, Detective. 618 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,833 Look. She flew to Florence last week 619 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,520 just 'cause she fancied eating some gelato. 620 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,949 She went on a plane to get ice cream? 621 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,072 Well, when you say it in English, it sounds silly. 622 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,916 Oh. Hello. Look at that belfie. 623 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,874 Bet you could bounce a quarter off that derrière. 624 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,874 Oh. Yeah... 625 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,594 Wait, uh, go back. 626 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,550 - There. - What? 627 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,549 Something small and compact 628 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,240 and surprisingly heavy for its size. 629 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,874 Well, what's Miss Lopez's Aunt Rosalita 630 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,236 got to do with anything? 631 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,638 Look. 632 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:05,592 The dumbbell. 633 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,194 It wasn't at the crime scene. 634 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,959 It matches the bruises on the victim, 635 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,350 it's a weapon of convenience, 636 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,233 and it fits the crime of passion scenario. 637 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,836 Doesn't mean Esther was the one to wield it, though. 638 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,872 If my theory of jealousy is right, she was. 639 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,316 Trust me, Detective, 640 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,392 there's no way that Esther has ever used a weight... 641 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,200 I refer once again to her naturally sublime derrière. 642 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,354 Oh, crap. 643 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,560 You're avoiding me, aren't you? 644 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:51,790 Don't be crazy. 645 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,199 No. I just... 646 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,117 you know, like my floors spotless. 647 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,274 An evidence lab can never be too clean. 648 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,677 And that is your Forensic Lesson of the Day. 649 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,876 More next week? 650 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,958 Why don't you want to mentor me? 651 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,439 It's not that I don't want to, okay? 652 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,710 I just don't have the time. 653 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,717 Well, I've been watching you. 654 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,671 You have plenty of time. 655 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,633 You just waste it chitchatting. 656 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,832 You mean socializing? 657 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,672 Connecting with people isn't a waste. 658 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,351 Okay. 659 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,274 Let's be honest here. 660 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,236 You don't really care about anyone's kids or whatever. 661 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,672 I mean, you're faking it, right? 662 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,595 Just tell me, how do you keep your eyes from glazing over? 663 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,197 There is no Forensic Shadow Program, is there? 664 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,671 Even if I had been tempted to help... 665 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,712 and I'm not saying that I had... 666 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,673 now that I know you lied? 667 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,477 Poof! 668 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,475 Temptation officially gone. 669 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,317 Okay, so I'm thinking: big band over here 670 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,911 and two long, two long buffet tables over here... 671 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,110 or should we do three? 672 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,114 Well, it depends. How many people are coming? 673 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,390 Uh, just 350. 674 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,756 350? 675 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:24,677 Wow. 676 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,559 I didn't realize how much you still cared about Reese. 677 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:28,477 Of course I do! 678 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,955 I'm heartbroken about his death. 679 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,074 Distraught, really. 680 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,476 Can barely function. 681 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,876 Okay, okay. 682 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,478 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm functioning perfectly. 683 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,631 I only feel terrible 684 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,718 that I don't feel terrible about his death. 685 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,072 Okay, so all of this is just a... 686 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,634 A pathetic attempt to cover up the fact 687 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,436 that I can't stop thinking about me. 688 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,075 Me, me. 689 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,757 Me and my own brush with death. 690 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,872 - I understand, Linda. I mean... - How could you possibly understand 691 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,554 what it's like to be rotisseried 692 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,996 by the, by the goddess of all creation? 693 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,272 Dealing with mortality was so much easier 694 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,115 when I was just another clueless idiot. 695 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,437 Being a celestial insider... really sucks. 696 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,160 I used to walk around thinking 697 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,392 maybe reincarnation was real. 698 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,997 Sure, it sounded bonkers, 699 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,790 but I could still wonder, still hope. 700 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,075 What if I came back as a chameleon or something? 701 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,280 Chameleons are cool. 702 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,395 But now I know that's never happening, 703 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,150 because I know, you know, everything, 704 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,958 including where I'm headed when... when this is over. 705 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,471 And where is that? 706 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,716 Where do you think? 707 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,159 I wish I'd never met any of you. 708 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,196 So we wanted to, uh, ask you 709 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,038 a few... 710 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,799 Would you want to put on a shirt, 711 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,232 or anything to cover... your body? 712 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,239 No. Why? Are you cold? 713 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,709 Yes. Would you like my jacket, Detective? 714 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,030 No. I am great, thank you. 715 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,192 Right. 716 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,598 So, when was this photo taken? 717 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:29,355 Uh, I took that on my way to Tokyo, I think. 718 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:30,757 Sorry. 719 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,758 I travel so much, it's hard to keep track. 720 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,314 It's actually something else 721 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,789 that we're trying to track down. 722 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:37,911 This pink dumbbell here? 723 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,634 It went missing the night of Kim's murder. 724 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,791 Any idea where it went? 725 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,592 Nope. 726 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,951 It's not mine. I don't work out. 727 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,515 - Ah. - Everything you see 728 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,439 - is God-given. - And they say that 729 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,869 Dad doesn't give with both hands. 730 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,315 So, the dumbbell. 731 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,477 You're saying that's Kim's? 732 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,750 Yeah. Poor thing 733 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,832 tried so hard to be like me. 734 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,355 So how did it feel when you realized 735 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,994 that Benji preferred Kim to you? 736 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,953 Nuh, uh-uh-uh. Sneaky. 737 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,040 Don't listen to the detective, darling. 738 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,196 She's trying to trick you. 739 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,231 You just look into my eyes 740 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,079 so we can prove to her that she's wrong. 741 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,720 Now, you're too sophisticated 742 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,230 to care about your boring flatmate's trifles, aren't you? 743 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,194 Tell me, what is it that you really desire? 744 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:17,671 I... 745 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,876 I... 746 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:20,877 Yeah. 747 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,275 ...want to... 748 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,995 stop posing and lying! 749 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,319 It takes so much effort 750 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,512 to make these pics look so effortless. 751 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,631 It's exhausting! 752 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,036 Well, so you're saying it's just all a facade? 753 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,552 I don't even know what that word means! 754 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,558 I'm not worldly at all! 755 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,237 # Barbados? 756 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,917 More like # Bogus. 757 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,236 The most exotic place 758 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,999 I've ever been is the gym's sauna. 759 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,839 But you said you didn't work out. 760 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,874 Of course I do. 761 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,117 With real equipment, at a gym, 762 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,755 not in my living room. 763 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,917 So you're still saying that the dumbbell is Kim's? 764 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,319 Yeah. She tried everything to be part of my glamorous lifestyle. 765 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,119 She was even planning on getting surgery 766 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,555 once all the money came in. 767 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,757 What money? 768 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:09,797 I don't know, 769 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,912 but she made it sound life-changing. 770 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,111 Maybe the motive 771 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,674 for Kim's murder was financial. 772 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,951 Maybe she was coming into some inheritance, 773 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,674 and someone wasn't happy about it. 774 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,758 I can't believe Esther was a fake. 775 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,639 I mean, how did I completely misjudge her? 776 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,950 Lucifer, are you listening? 777 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,435 We need to look into this windfall. 778 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,995 Detective, I think 779 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,190 I've been spending too much time with you. 780 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,596 It's turned my top hat radar rusty. 781 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,393 - What? - But no offense, but I think I need 782 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,960 to go and hang out with some interesting people 783 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,879 before you turn me into a shoe. 784 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,600 - I'm sorry. - Mm. 785 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,120 I don't regret meeting you. 786 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,671 I just... It's a lot. 787 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,312 I've calmed down now, so can we go? 788 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,360 Lie down with me, Linda. 789 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,870 On the... on the sand? 790 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:05,871 Oh, okay. 791 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,316 Listen, 792 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,230 there was a time when I, too, thought that I knew everything. 793 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,472 This was... this was back when I was an angel 794 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:25,075 and spent all my time looking down on the world. 795 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,317 But, you see, I found 796 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,193 that it takes looking up to gain perspective. 797 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,959 It's a good reminder of just how much 798 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,714 there is that we don't know. 799 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,036 Linda... 800 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,999 if you really think about it... 801 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,190 do you have any fewer questions than you used to? 802 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,310 When you didn't know? 803 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,716 I mean, they're... they're different questions, 804 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,713 but there are just as many, maybe more. 805 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,751 So you're still every bit 806 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,872 the clueless idiot that you always were? 807 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,560 That helps. 808 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,073 Still sucks about the chameleon, though. 809 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,874 Thank you. 810 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,991 I can't find any sign of that windfall. 811 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,550 As far as I can tell, there was no money coming Kim's way. 812 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,029 Oh, there's got to be something. 813 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,196 There is. 814 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,760 Charlotte, what are you doing here? 815 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,155 I felt unsettled about lying to you. 816 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,795 Um, I thought I could make up for it by making myself useful. 817 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,472 So, I overheard you talking about finding a connection 818 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,478 between the dead girl and that exclusive dating app. 819 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,433 So I did a little digging, and I found one... 820 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,632 - Well, we're long past that. - Are you sure? 821 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,399 I had to pull some strings to get this. 822 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,432 It's an employment contract 823 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,438 between Kim and the owner of the app, 824 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,676 Mack something. 825 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,436 Drawn up two years ago in total secrecy. 826 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,196 But Mack said that he hadn't met Kim 827 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,311 until she called him that night. 828 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,590 Oh, he met her, all right. 829 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,035 Kim hired him. 830 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,600 She hired him? 831 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,833 And then hacked his app? It doesn't make sense. 832 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,030 Unless... 833 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,790 she didn't hack it. 834 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,597 Top Meet's encryption protocol is impossible to crack. 835 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,479 Except to the person who built it. 836 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:25,358 Exactly. 837 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,518 So, if Kim created Top Meet, 838 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:28,916 then who the hell is Mack? 839 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,760 Well, no computer whiz, that's for sure. 840 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,711 C-minus student, 841 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,400 barely graduated high school. 842 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,430 Voted Most Likely to Sleep His Way to the Top. 843 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,552 And guess what he was doing before Top Meet. 844 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,995 Spin instructor. 845 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,754 Okay, wh-why would Kim hire him, though, 846 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,117 if she's this genius computer engineer? 847 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,800 What does he bring to the equation? 848 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,633 Uh... that. 849 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,395 Look at him and then look at her. 850 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,829 If both came to you 851 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,838 asking for funding for an elite dating app, 852 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,190 whose project would you invest in? 853 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,790 Well, yeah, if you're being all superfish and whatevs. 854 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,229 Which many people are. 855 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,399 Maybe Kim felt she wasn't fancy-schmancy enough, 856 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,677 so she hid the fact that she was the creator, 857 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,475 and hired pretty boy Mack here to be the facade. 858 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,990 In secret. Explains why it didn't come up 859 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,157 - in the background check. - So Kim's insecurities 860 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,595 allowed Mack to take the credit. 861 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,110 And the money. 862 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,199 Which she wanted to take back. 863 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,834 That's the windfall she was expecting. 864 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,429 It's a strong motive for him to kill her. 865 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,120 - Yeah, but didn't his alibi check out? - He could have 866 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,710 easily convinced one of his employees to lie for him. 867 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,674 It's a solid theory, but still, 868 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,076 it's just a theory... we need proof. 869 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,600 I really wish we had that murderous dumbbell 870 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,274 - right about now. - Well, if Mack did it, 871 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,915 - I think we know where to find it. - Hmm? We do? 872 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,312 Uh, there's a good chance 873 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,159 the murder weapon is at Mack's place. 874 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,272 Seasoned killers know to leave it at the scene, 875 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,790 but first-timers, they tend to take it with them. 876 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,198 I can't count the times I've allegedly helped a client unmake 877 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,629 that mistake. 878 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,396 Really? 879 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,080 What? I said "allegedly." 880 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,751 We need to get a search warrant for Mack's place. 881 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,997 - Yeah, good luck with that. - Excuse me? 882 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,397 Mack's lawyer will argue that all you have is conjecture 883 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,875 based on circumstantial evidence, 884 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,315 and any judge will agree. 885 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,240 You're never getting that warrant. 886 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,320 Well, then it's a good thing I am exactly our killer's type. 887 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,955 Mack! I love the place. 888 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,310 Mr. Morningstar. 889 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,314 How about a gentlemen's weekend in Vegas? 890 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,751 I need to scrape the rust off my playboy ways, and you're 891 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,030 just the chap to help this Devil 892 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,390 get his groove back. What do you say? 893 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,199 That sounds fun. 894 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,516 - Yeah. - Uh... 895 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,198 but I'm afraid I have a previous engagement. 896 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,317 Oh? 897 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,751 Some alone time with the detective? 898 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,191 - Not alone anymore. - Oh, Mack. 899 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,595 I suppose we all have our low points. 900 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,677 But not to worry, 901 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,519 I've got a chopper waiting... if we leave now, 902 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,074 we can still make the Encore pool party. 903 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,317 I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave, 904 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,516 Detective... I'm trying to kick off 905 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,632 a Most Interesting Bachelors' Bacchanalian here. 906 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,553 You leave. I'm having fun. 907 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,393 Something going on between you two? 908 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,313 - Absolutely not. - Absolutely not. 909 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:06,996 I'm gonna grab a beer. 910 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,676 Decide for yourselves who gets the pleasure of my company. 911 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,951 Okay. 912 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,480 Well, I didn't have him pegged for your type. 913 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:14,670 I thought you preferred them boring. 914 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,950 You think I'm on a date? 915 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,112 I am here looking for the murder weapon, Lucifer. 916 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,993 What, so now you think Mack's the killer? 917 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,994 You're just profiling fabulous people, aren't you? 918 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,192 Enough with this crusade against us already. 919 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,754 Mack isn't fabulous. 920 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,229 Kim created Top Meet. 921 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,590 He stole it. 922 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:30,912 What? 923 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,719 - Another phony? - Yes. 924 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,357 I suppose that explains the self-aggrandizing artwork. 925 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:40,311 Would you just help me 926 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,237 find the weapon? 927 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,760 Please? 928 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,112 Okay, fine, in my experience, it's, uh, usually in the toilet. 929 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:46,992 Oh, I checked there. 930 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,000 Uh... freezer? 931 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,157 It's not there, either. 932 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,556 Well, the fireplace, then. 933 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,440 Oh, Lucifer. 934 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:54,551 There's no way. 935 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,477 I mean, 936 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,160 could he really be dumb enough to... 937 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,834 to... 938 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:00,791 Lucifer. 939 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:01,991 Wha... 940 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:03,478 Ah. 941 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,393 Well, I think you put the dumb into dumbbell. 942 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,194 Decided against the beer... 943 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,636 two cops showing up at my house on the same day. 944 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:14,960 Uh, figured that must not be a coincidence. 945 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,356 Still think I'm dumb? 946 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,911 Basic deduction doesn't make you a genius, Mack. 947 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,270 But then again, you're used to taking 948 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,470 more credit than you deserve. 949 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,832 Yes, Mack... or should I say... Hack? 950 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,155 Waste of a pun. You're gonna have to spell it out 951 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,316 for him, Detective. 952 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,438 We know that Kim created Top Meet. 953 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:35,360 Oh, yeah? You know she was also gonna destroy it, too? 954 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,673 She sneaks onto the site, goes on one good date, 955 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,951 and then wants to make the app more accessible. 956 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,471 So stupid! 957 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,797 What's stupid about thinking someone deserves 958 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,832 to be loved for who they really are? 959 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,594 Kim was the brains, Mack. 960 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,429 You were just the face. 961 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,234 Just the face? 962 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,839 Kim was Wozniak. I'm Jobs. 963 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,753 No one gives a crap about Wozniak. 964 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,357 Oh, please, Mack. What you are is a fraud. 965 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,399 Which, unfortunately, makes you boring. 966 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,233 And predictable. Watch. 967 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,111 - Put that down. - Or what? 968 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,277 You're gonna blow your own face to smithereens, Mack? 969 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,039 It's quite heavy, isn't it? At least 970 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,230 they got the density right. 971 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,078 Ooh! 972 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,350 Heads up! 973 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,595 Nice catch. 974 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,120 Today interesting enough for you? 975 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,959 Well, beats Monopoly. 976 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:38,756 But in the end, 977 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,434 the shoe turned out to be interesting, 978 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,393 and the top hat, boring. 979 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:47,038 Right. So you're gonna embrace your boring side now? 980 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:49,038 Well, I would, but I have no boring side. 981 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,471 - Ah. - Even the most trivial of nights takes a turn 982 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,074 for the exciting when I'm involved. 983 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,033 I just got to throw a man's own head at him. 984 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,790 That sounds... painful. 985 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,832 Oh, don't worry, he deserved it... 986 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,953 for pretending to be something he wasn't. 987 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,551 I mean, people really do waste an awful lot of time 988 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,591 trying to be interesting. 989 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:09,758 People. 990 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:10,996 Not you, though. 991 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,232 Oh, no. To me, it just comes effortlessly. 992 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,790 All I have to do is just be myself. 993 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:16,992 Hmm. 994 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,554 Mm. 995 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,792 But what I really want to know is, 996 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,710 how have you been doing? 997 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,350 Well... 998 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,391 I was in a really dark place. 999 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,276 But... 1000 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,679 someone helped me gain perspective. 1001 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,359 How's that saying go? 1002 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,600 We're all in the gutter, 1003 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,632 but some of us are looking up at the stars. 1004 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,354 The stars are just gas bags, 1005 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:47,960 and I never would have fed Oscar that line 1006 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,800 had I known how much I'd have to hear people quote it back to me. 1007 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,509 Oscar freakin' Wilde? 1008 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,393 - Mm-hmm. - Really? 1009 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,512 Now, he was an interesting bachelor. 1010 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,310 Anyway, I'm glad to hear that you are doing better. 1011 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,994 This calls for a celebration. 1012 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,670 So... 1013 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,280 Oscar, huh? 1014 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,276 Mm. 1015 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,477 - Tell me everything. - Well... 1016 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,439 he was straight when I first met him. 1017 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:17,877 Oh, God! 1018 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:20,716 That one was all you. 1019 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,354 I was about to knock. 1020 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,393 There's... something I need to tell you. 1021 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,036 Funny. 1022 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,395 There's actually something I need to tell you, too. 1023 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,036 Thank you. 1024 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,673 That contract helped put a killer behind bars. 1025 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,317 You did a good thing. 1026 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,516 I stole it. 1027 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,029 Aw, man. 1028 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:44,596 Seriously? 1029 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,036 You know what? 1030 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,874 It still counts, okay? 1031 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,673 You did a bad thing. 1032 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,552 But it was for a good reason. 1033 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,711 - Really? - Yes. 1034 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,957 But only if, in good faith, 1035 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,312 you try to do it the right way first. 1036 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,512 Being good takes practice. 1037 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,832 Okay? So just keep at it, 1038 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,997 and you'll get better. 1039 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,311 I guess I should take that job, then. 1040 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,276 What job? 1041 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,595 I've been offered a position in the D.A.'s office to... 1042 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,315 help put criminals away for a change. 1043 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,512 Yeah, but like you would ever take that pay cut. 1044 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,995 Yeah, I know. 1045 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,711 But anyway, 1046 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,792 um, sometimes there's more important things... 1047 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:28,957 than money. 1048 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,995 Oh, yeah. Yeah, like all the things money can buy. 1049 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,795 Too late... you talked me into it. 1050 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,277 I did? 1051 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,279 Yes. This job is the perfect place... 1052 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,196 to practice this "being good" thing. 1053 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:44,837 And bonus. 1054 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,559 I'll be around here more. 1055 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,755 Yeah. 1056 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,240 Bonus. 1057 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,793 So, how did Lucinda do, Mom? 1058 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,276 Uh, she did... okay. 1059 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,677 Helped us catch the bad guy in the end. 1060 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,793 - Thank you. - No, I meant... 1061 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,317 how did meeting new people at the party go? 1062 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:10,670 Oh. 1063 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,194 Well, um... 1064 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,199 I actually... had a pretty good time. 1065 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,118 I mean, but only once I... stopped being Lucinda 1066 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,397 and started being myself. 1067 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:27,880 You know, it can be scary sometimes, but... 1068 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,237 being who you really are is never a bad idea. 1069 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,354 Hey, there's a piece missing. 1070 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,510 Lucifer. 1071 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,432 Are you coming? 1072 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:53,835 Uh... 1073 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,117 how about a nice round of Monopoly? 1074 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,471 No? 1075 00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,952 Little face- painting, maybe? 1076 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,675 I didn't think so. 1077 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:05,996 Hmm.