1 00:00:00,653 --> 00:00:02,467 LUCIFER: Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:02,491 --> 00:00:03,778 AMENADIEL: Who escaped Hell? 3 00:00:03,779 --> 00:00:04,779 Mum. 4 00:00:04,813 --> 00:00:05,912 Dad got pissed off 5 00:00:05,947 --> 00:00:07,158 and tossed me out of the house. 6 00:00:07,182 --> 00:00:08,192 And what did your mother do? 7 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:09,816 She just stood there and let it happen. 8 00:00:09,851 --> 00:00:12,218 A couple of a thousand years later, Dad kicked her out, too. 9 00:00:12,254 --> 00:00:15,989 So I did the same for her as she did for me: zilch. 10 00:00:16,024 --> 00:00:18,858 So, Mama Morningstar's on the loose. 11 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:20,293 I never could break that woman. 12 00:00:20,328 --> 00:00:21,861 She wouldn't submit. 13 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:22,762 What are you doing here? 14 00:00:22,786 --> 00:00:23,597 I've been demoted. 15 00:00:23,598 --> 00:00:25,532 Been reassigned to assist on cases. 16 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,201 You lied to me about being a doctor. 17 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:29,502 Do you realize 18 00:00:29,538 --> 00:00:31,671 the ethical position you've put me in? 19 00:00:34,176 --> 00:00:36,309 LUCIFER: If she's not coming to kill me, 20 00:00:36,344 --> 00:00:37,944 then I don't know what she's doing. 21 00:00:37,979 --> 00:00:39,179 That's truly terrifying. 22 00:00:41,149 --> 00:00:42,182 Lucifer. 23 00:00:42,217 --> 00:00:43,217 Mum. 24 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:45,318 Help me. 25 00:00:46,807 --> 00:00:49,452 (♪ "Black Magic" by Band of Skulls, playing ♪ ) 26 00:00:49,457 --> 00:00:50,868 (overlapping, echoing voices): Hello? 27 00:00:50,892 --> 00:00:52,170 - Are you okay? - He just collapsed. 28 00:00:52,194 --> 00:00:53,438 Does anyone know CPR? 29 00:00:53,462 --> 00:00:54,528 No, I don't know. 30 00:00:54,529 --> 00:00:56,062 Hello? Are you okay? 31 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,463 Call 911! 32 00:00:57,499 --> 00:00:59,299 Uh, heart attack maybe? 33 00:00:59,334 --> 00:01:01,167 I think he might be dead. 34 00:01:01,203 --> 00:01:02,468 (gasps) 35 00:01:04,339 --> 00:01:07,540 WOMAN: Sir? Sir? 36 00:01:07,576 --> 00:01:08,513 Lucifer? 37 00:01:08,514 --> 00:01:09,307 Sir, are you okay? 38 00:01:09,311 --> 00:01:10,343 Lucifer? Where are you? 39 00:01:10,378 --> 00:01:11,978 Sir, are you okay? 40 00:01:12,013 --> 00:01:13,880 Has anyone seen Lucifer? 41 00:01:13,915 --> 00:01:14,848 (horn blaring) 42 00:01:14,883 --> 00:01:16,449 (people screaming) 43 00:01:16,484 --> 00:01:19,619 ♪ I never gave up so easily... ♪ 44 00:01:19,654 --> 00:01:22,088 (gunshots) 45 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:25,124 ♪ When you put your black magic over me ♪ 46 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:29,329 ♪ You did whatever you could ♪ 47 00:01:29,364 --> 00:01:32,932 ♪ Nobody likes it when you're good... ♪ 48 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,635 (gasps) 49 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:37,036 Lucifer. 50 00:01:37,072 --> 00:01:38,671 I need to find Lucifer. 51 00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:41,741 Man. Thought I killed your ass. 52 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:47,580 ♪ Well, I'll be so innocent, innocent. ♪ 53 00:01:47,616 --> 00:01:49,115 (gasps) 54 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:53,820 (panting) 55 00:01:53,855 --> 00:01:56,022 (phone ringing, echoing in distance) 56 00:02:07,469 --> 00:02:09,602 (ringing continues) 57 00:02:17,212 --> 00:02:19,412 GIRL (over phone): Hey, Mom? 58 00:02:22,450 --> 00:02:23,950 Mommy... 59 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:28,521 (panting) 60 00:02:28,556 --> 00:02:29,989 (groans) 61 00:02:40,835 --> 00:02:42,969 (groaning) 62 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:53,513 (grunts) 63 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,682 (panting) 64 00:03:05,694 --> 00:03:07,760 Lucifer. 65 00:03:09,097 --> 00:03:12,332 And that's when I started looking for you, son. 66 00:03:13,335 --> 00:03:14,701 At least I've managed to keep 67 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,103 this flesh sack in one piece. 68 00:03:17,138 --> 00:03:19,138 It has not been easy. 69 00:03:19,174 --> 00:03:22,508 Quite a few of the male species have been eying me hungrily. 70 00:03:23,445 --> 00:03:25,211 Do humans eat their own? 71 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,981 Well, say something. 72 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:29,749 Aren't you glad to see me? 73 00:03:29,784 --> 00:03:31,884 I apologize for my human form, but... 74 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:35,154 at least this one has supreme hindquarters. 75 00:03:36,858 --> 00:03:37,957 You're lying. 76 00:03:37,993 --> 00:03:39,792 No. They're quite sturdy. Feel it. 77 00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:41,461 I wasn't referring, 78 00:03:41,496 --> 00:03:44,397 nor will I ever refer, to your butt, Mother. 79 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:47,633 I simply don't believe your wounded bird story. 80 00:03:47,669 --> 00:03:49,469 You're the goddess of all creation. 81 00:03:50,572 --> 00:03:52,638 Not anymore, unfortunately. 82 00:03:52,674 --> 00:03:54,607 Now I'm just trapped in this stinky human 83 00:03:54,642 --> 00:03:56,075 with the exceptional ass. 84 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:59,445 I swear, all I've done for three days is wander this cesspool, 85 00:03:59,481 --> 00:04:02,248 asking these vacuous cretins how to find you. 86 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:07,920 What are you doing? 87 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,489 Calling Amenadiel. 88 00:04:10,392 --> 00:04:11,392 Oh! 89 00:04:11,426 --> 00:04:12,825 Wonderful. He's here, too? 90 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:15,762 Yes. And he'll be the one taking you back to Hell, so... 91 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:16,662 What?! 92 00:04:16,698 --> 00:04:18,064 Why? 93 00:04:18,099 --> 00:04:20,533 Because you're dangerous and terrifying. 94 00:04:21,817 --> 00:04:24,236 I promise you I'm not here to hurt anyone. 95 00:04:24,237 --> 00:04:25,199 (laughs) 96 00:04:25,203 --> 00:04:26,266 You have to believe me. 97 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:29,029 My entire focus has been on finding you, son. 98 00:04:29,030 --> 00:04:30,563 So you can eviscerate me? Got it. 99 00:04:30,598 --> 00:04:34,233 No. We've wasted enough time being... estranged. 100 00:04:34,268 --> 00:04:36,902 I'd do anything to rectify that now. 101 00:04:36,938 --> 00:04:39,038 Sure you don't mean "revenge that"? 102 00:04:39,073 --> 00:04:42,775 Lucifer, your father put me in Hell. 103 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:44,443 Not you. I know that. 104 00:04:44,479 --> 00:04:45,444 Yes. 105 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,780 But I was your warden. 106 00:04:47,815 --> 00:04:49,281 Not by choice. 107 00:04:49,317 --> 00:04:51,183 We were both wronged. 108 00:04:53,955 --> 00:04:56,956 But you could have at least visited me. 109 00:04:56,991 --> 00:04:59,291 (laughs): Oh, I'm sorry. 110 00:04:59,327 --> 00:05:02,294 When Dad cast me out, who stood by and did nothing? 111 00:05:02,330 --> 00:05:05,030 Hint: it's a palindrome for "mum." 112 00:05:05,066 --> 00:05:08,601 Well, maybe if you had talked to me in Hell instead of sending 113 00:05:08,636 --> 00:05:10,035 your little demon torturer, 114 00:05:10,071 --> 00:05:11,937 I could've explained the whole thing. 115 00:05:11,973 --> 00:05:13,172 You're right, you're right. 116 00:05:13,207 --> 00:05:15,841 But I'm here now, so by all means, explain. 117 00:05:15,877 --> 00:05:17,443 (sighs) 118 00:05:18,229 --> 00:05:21,147 You wouldn't believe me. 119 00:05:21,182 --> 00:05:25,684 I know how suspicious and untrusting you are. 120 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,053 You don't know anything about me. 121 00:05:28,089 --> 00:05:30,356 Lucifer. 122 00:05:30,391 --> 00:05:32,291 I'm your mother. 123 00:05:32,326 --> 00:05:36,262 Not for a very, very long time. 124 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:40,800 Well, I want to be now. 125 00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:50,309 Then I'm going to need you to prove 126 00:05:50,344 --> 00:05:52,478 your little origin story to me. 127 00:05:54,582 --> 00:05:55,881 We'll retrace your steps. 128 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:58,317 If I don't find a trail of bloodshed and carnage, 129 00:05:58,352 --> 00:05:59,785 then perhaps I'll believe you. 130 00:05:59,821 --> 00:06:03,589 Fine. We'll begin where I found the tiny spear in my neck. 131 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:04,447 Fine. 132 00:06:04,471 --> 00:06:05,859 Hmm. 133 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,460 Gonna need to get you some clean clothes. 134 00:06:07,495 --> 00:06:10,429 Humans tend to frown at the sight of blood. 135 00:06:10,465 --> 00:06:12,231 Yes. 136 00:06:12,266 --> 00:06:13,899 I've noticed. 137 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,736 (♪ "Set Me On Fire" by Estelle, playing ♪ ) ♪ He set me on ♪ 138 00:06:15,737 --> 00:06:17,871 ♪ Fire ♪ 139 00:06:17,905 --> 00:06:20,072 ♪ He set me on ♪ 140 00:06:20,107 --> 00:06:21,640 ♪ Fire ♪ 141 00:06:21,676 --> 00:06:23,142 (door opens) 142 00:06:23,177 --> 00:06:26,178 ♪ He set me on fire... ♪ 143 00:06:26,214 --> 00:06:27,313 (door closes) 144 00:06:27,348 --> 00:06:29,748 Uh, just leave it, would you? 145 00:06:29,784 --> 00:06:31,884 Gosh, perhaps we shouldn't have borrowed from Maze. 146 00:06:31,919 --> 00:06:34,753 Her clothing is insufficient. 147 00:06:34,789 --> 00:06:36,755 Yes. Half my hide is exposed. 148 00:06:36,791 --> 00:06:39,258 Human attire is very impractical. 149 00:06:39,293 --> 00:06:40,793 They're morons, aren't they? 150 00:06:40,828 --> 00:06:42,228 Oh. So you admit you revile them? 151 00:06:42,263 --> 00:06:44,430 To revile them would be to care about them, 152 00:06:44,465 --> 00:06:47,166 which I do not. 153 00:06:53,407 --> 00:06:55,307 Then all those rumors 154 00:06:55,343 --> 00:06:57,176 about why Dad sent you to Hell-- 155 00:06:57,211 --> 00:06:58,211 the plagues, 156 00:06:58,246 --> 00:07:01,714 the floods-- they weren't you? 157 00:07:01,749 --> 00:07:02,648 Well... 158 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,950 Yeah. That's what I thought. 159 00:07:04,986 --> 00:07:06,352 I was angry. 160 00:07:06,387 --> 00:07:07,453 But humans weren't 161 00:07:07,488 --> 00:07:10,289 the reason your father and I were fighting. 162 00:07:10,324 --> 00:07:11,924 At least, not then. 163 00:07:11,959 --> 00:07:13,792 Uh, Mum? 164 00:07:13,828 --> 00:07:14,994 Hmm? 165 00:07:21,469 --> 00:07:23,636 I think you left out a minor detail. 166 00:07:23,671 --> 00:07:25,437 Oh, dear. 167 00:07:26,994 --> 00:07:31,294 ♪ Lucifer 2x02 ♪ Liar, Liar, Slutty Dress on Fire Original Air Date on 168 00:07:31,295 --> 00:07:32,585 ♪ Oh! ♪ 169 00:07:32,596 --> 00:07:34,596 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 170 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:45,664 Liar, liar, slutty dress on fire, Mother. 171 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,265 Whoever destroyed my human suit 172 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,437 must have killed this little imp as well; it's obvious. 173 00:07:49,438 --> 00:07:50,504 (chuckles) 174 00:07:50,539 --> 00:07:52,005 Lucifer, honey, 175 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:55,342 why would I bring you here just to disprove my story? 176 00:07:55,377 --> 00:07:57,044 I don't know. 177 00:07:57,079 --> 00:07:59,479 But that's exactly what I'm going to find out. 178 00:07:59,515 --> 00:08:02,249 (knocking on door) MAN: Management. 179 00:08:03,485 --> 00:08:05,038 Don't... Wait! Wait. 180 00:08:05,039 --> 00:08:06,214 Why? 181 00:08:06,215 --> 00:08:08,549 Because there is a dead man lying on the bed. 182 00:08:08,584 --> 00:08:10,651 Humans don't like that sort of thing. 183 00:08:10,686 --> 00:08:12,061 Fine. Then let's fly out the window. 184 00:08:12,062 --> 00:08:12,551 What... 185 00:08:12,555 --> 00:08:15,222 I don't have wings anymore, Mum. 186 00:08:15,258 --> 00:08:16,724 What? 187 00:08:16,759 --> 00:08:18,759 It's a long story. 188 00:08:18,795 --> 00:08:20,060 Come on. This way. 189 00:08:22,865 --> 00:08:24,431 Management. 190 00:08:25,835 --> 00:08:27,835 Yeah, this way. 191 00:08:27,870 --> 00:08:29,703 What happened to your wings, son? 192 00:08:29,739 --> 00:08:31,172 I cut them off. 193 00:08:31,207 --> 00:08:33,307 Why would you...? I mean, come to Earth, 194 00:08:33,342 --> 00:08:35,521 get a haircut or something, but that's a little extreme. 195 00:08:35,545 --> 00:08:37,378 Hey, bud. 196 00:08:38,948 --> 00:08:40,314 Can I tag in next? 197 00:08:40,349 --> 00:08:41,549 Excuse me? 198 00:08:41,584 --> 00:08:42,616 With the lady. 199 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,118 How much? 200 00:08:44,153 --> 00:08:46,420 This one you could kill. Come on. 201 00:08:47,423 --> 00:08:48,789 I'm joking! 202 00:08:48,825 --> 00:08:51,192 I'm joking, Mother. 203 00:08:51,227 --> 00:08:52,493 Gosh. 204 00:08:52,528 --> 00:08:54,094 You're gonna have to lose those clothes. 205 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:55,996 They're a serious problem. 206 00:08:56,032 --> 00:08:57,565 Taking you home, 207 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,734 'cause this being out in public thing obviously isn't working. 208 00:09:00,770 --> 00:09:03,204 And then I'm gonna see my colleague... 209 00:09:03,239 --> 00:09:04,705 Mum! 210 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,174 Yes? 211 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,408 You're naked! 212 00:09:06,409 --> 00:09:09,677 Well, you said the clothes were a problem, so problem solved. 213 00:09:09,712 --> 00:09:11,979 Get in the bloody car, will you?! 214 00:09:13,082 --> 00:09:14,949 God. Traumatized for eternity now, 215 00:09:14,984 --> 00:09:16,584 so thank you very much for that. 216 00:09:16,619 --> 00:09:17,351 (engine starts) 217 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,027 (♪ "Complicated" by Fitz & The Tantrums, playing ♪ ) 218 00:09:19,028 --> 00:09:20,354 ♪ Ask me 'bout the things we did ♪ 219 00:09:20,389 --> 00:09:21,288 (tires screeching) 220 00:09:21,324 --> 00:09:24,091 ♪ It's complicated ♪ 221 00:09:24,126 --> 00:09:27,628 ♪ When we get naked ♪ 222 00:09:27,663 --> 00:09:29,496 ♪ But I can take it... ♪ 223 00:09:29,532 --> 00:09:31,432 (elevator bell dings) 224 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:32,833 Maze? 225 00:09:32,869 --> 00:09:34,201 Ah, good, you're still here. 226 00:09:34,237 --> 00:09:35,502 I have a job for you. 227 00:09:35,538 --> 00:09:37,605 On my way out, Lucifer. No more jobs. 228 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,318 Yes, yes, I know. You don't work for me anymore. 229 00:09:39,342 --> 00:09:42,176 Very clear. But I have a feeling you're gonna love this one. 230 00:09:43,246 --> 00:09:45,079 Just think of it as a parting gift. 231 00:09:45,114 --> 00:09:46,347 Come on. 232 00:09:46,382 --> 00:09:47,815 (clears throat) 233 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:51,652 Hello, Mazikeen. 234 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,190 Is that her? 235 00:09:56,225 --> 00:09:57,157 Mm-hmm. 236 00:09:57,193 --> 00:09:58,046 In a human body? 237 00:09:58,047 --> 00:09:58,924 (chuckles) 238 00:09:58,925 --> 00:10:00,772 Well, unfortunately. 239 00:10:00,796 --> 00:10:02,263 For you. 240 00:10:02,298 --> 00:10:05,332 I appreciate your enthusiasm, Maze, but hands off. 241 00:10:05,368 --> 00:10:06,600 What? 242 00:10:06,636 --> 00:10:07,835 You're kidding. 243 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,272 Millennia, Lucifer... 244 00:10:11,307 --> 00:10:13,707 with no physical form. (chuckles) 245 00:10:15,444 --> 00:10:17,478 But now... 246 00:10:20,449 --> 00:10:21,615 ...look at all that flesh. 247 00:10:21,651 --> 00:10:23,262 LUCIFER: Yes, but sorry, dear. No torture. 248 00:10:23,286 --> 00:10:25,019 Just don't let her out of your sight. 249 00:10:25,054 --> 00:10:27,187 Until I've worked out whether she's lying or not, 250 00:10:27,223 --> 00:10:28,489 she can't be trusted. 251 00:10:30,726 --> 00:10:32,760 You want me to babysit? 252 00:10:32,795 --> 00:10:34,706 Well, "my mum in the body of a disturbingly hot woman"-sit, 253 00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:36,597 but yes, for now. 254 00:10:40,202 --> 00:10:42,503 (clicks tongue) Mmm. 255 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:01,455 I was just trying to give Tammy Twinkletoes a makeover. 256 00:11:06,228 --> 00:11:09,496 Honey, you... you popped out her eye. 257 00:11:09,532 --> 00:11:11,598 Yeah. 258 00:11:11,634 --> 00:11:13,133 That was an accident. 259 00:11:13,169 --> 00:11:16,170 LUCIFER (over intercom): Well, I think she looks rather fetching. 260 00:11:16,205 --> 00:11:17,338 Lucifer. 261 00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:20,514 Hello, Detective. Sir Douche. Offspring. 262 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,817 CHLOE: You know, I bet you're actually 263 00:11:21,818 --> 00:11:22,873 behind this, aren't you? 264 00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:23,878 Sadly, no. 265 00:11:23,879 --> 00:11:25,913 Can't take the credit, but I do approve. 266 00:11:25,948 --> 00:11:27,881 Can we get to work now, please? 267 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:30,617 I'm just wondering if there's any fresh homicides popped up. 268 00:11:30,653 --> 00:11:31,585 (sighs) 269 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,153 Ooh, you know, when you make that face, 270 00:11:33,189 --> 00:11:34,455 you look a bit like the doll. 271 00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:35,756 (scoffs) 272 00:11:36,993 --> 00:11:39,493 (Lucifer humming dance beat) 273 00:11:39,494 --> 00:11:40,059 Hey. 274 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,162 Ah, look. 275 00:11:41,163 --> 00:11:43,530 You can disco a bad guy into confessing. 276 00:11:43,566 --> 00:11:45,199 This isn't a game; this is parenting. 277 00:11:45,234 --> 00:11:46,567 And it's important. 278 00:11:46,602 --> 00:11:49,203 She mutilated Tammy Twinkletoes. 279 00:11:49,238 --> 00:11:50,871 And I'm sure there's a real mutilation 280 00:11:50,906 --> 00:11:52,873 out there to solve as we speak. 281 00:11:52,908 --> 00:11:54,008 Something that screams 282 00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:56,643 "crazed witchy woman on a rampage" perhaps? 283 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:58,912 What? Not that I know of. 284 00:11:58,948 --> 00:12:01,482 Okay, I'm gonna go back in there. 285 00:12:01,517 --> 00:12:02,449 Detective! 286 00:12:02,485 --> 00:12:03,584 Just a doll. 287 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:06,120 I don't know what all the fuss is about. 288 00:12:06,155 --> 00:12:08,756 It's not just a doll; it's manipulation. 289 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:09,434 What? 290 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,292 Trixie's best friend Landa got a new 291 00:12:11,293 --> 00:12:13,193 All-American doll, and now Trixie wants one. 292 00:12:13,229 --> 00:12:15,195 So what does she do? She destroys her old doll, 293 00:12:15,231 --> 00:12:16,259 expecting me to replace it. 294 00:12:16,283 --> 00:12:17,198 LUCIFER: Mm, impressive. 295 00:12:17,199 --> 00:12:18,565 But, then, I'd expect nothing less 296 00:12:18,601 --> 00:12:20,000 from the shrewd little minx. 297 00:12:20,036 --> 00:12:21,502 Why don't you comply, then we can get on, yes? 298 00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:22,737 No. 299 00:12:22,738 --> 00:12:25,272 And I'd appreciate it if you don't undermine my authority. 300 00:12:25,307 --> 00:12:26,418 But you're being a bad mother. 301 00:12:26,442 --> 00:12:28,075 Abandon the child in its time of need, 302 00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,988 and it won't trust (phone ringing) you in the future. 303 00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:31,189 Is that what you want, Detective? 304 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:31,846 Decker. 305 00:12:31,847 --> 00:12:32,515 (sighs) 306 00:12:32,539 --> 00:12:33,548 Yeah. 307 00:12:33,549 --> 00:12:35,549 Got it. 308 00:12:35,584 --> 00:12:37,451 New case. Hotel Gleam. 309 00:12:37,486 --> 00:12:40,020 Ah, finally! Fantastic news. 310 00:12:43,926 --> 00:12:45,859 He's practically a kid. 311 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,795 Yeah, 19 or so. 312 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,129 CHLOE: How long has he been here? 313 00:12:49,165 --> 00:12:50,864 ELLA: I don't know, maybe a few days. 314 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,332 Guess the maid really took 315 00:12:52,368 --> 00:12:54,201 the "do not disturb" sign seriously. 316 00:12:54,236 --> 00:12:58,739 Cause of death: single puncture wound to the neck. 317 00:12:58,774 --> 00:13:00,808 I'm thinking ice pick. 318 00:13:00,843 --> 00:13:02,209 Or a screwdriver, perhaps. 319 00:13:02,244 --> 00:13:03,644 Five-inch, Phillips head? 320 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,079 Huh. 321 00:13:05,114 --> 00:13:06,980 Yeah. Maybe. 322 00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:08,215 You're good. 323 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,349 I know. Detective, 324 00:13:09,385 --> 00:13:11,518 interesting pool of blood through here. 325 00:13:15,825 --> 00:13:18,158 I'm assuming it belongs to Cinderella here. 326 00:13:18,194 --> 00:13:20,727 Cinderella? Sure we don't mean evil stepmother? 327 00:13:20,763 --> 00:13:22,863 Really? 328 00:13:22,898 --> 00:13:25,599 Are we really still on the whole "my mother did it" thing? 329 00:13:25,634 --> 00:13:27,801 I thought she was responsible for our last murder. 330 00:13:27,837 --> 00:13:30,167 What, you're just throwing homicides at her until one sticks? 331 00:13:30,168 --> 00:13:31,271 No, I'm simply saying 332 00:13:31,307 --> 00:13:33,407 that the missing woman may well be our killer. 333 00:13:33,442 --> 00:13:35,709 A murderous psycho whose rampage started 334 00:13:35,744 --> 00:13:37,144 by impaling that poor lad. 335 00:13:37,179 --> 00:13:39,780 Okay, my guess is that this is an affair gone wrong. 336 00:13:39,815 --> 00:13:42,983 Jealous husband follows his cheating wife here. 337 00:13:43,018 --> 00:13:45,052 He kills the young lover, he wounds her, 338 00:13:45,087 --> 00:13:47,554 and then he drags her home or she escapes. 339 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,089 Definitely the latter. 340 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,235 (sighs) Well, we would know more 341 00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:51,792 if she had left more than a shoe. 342 00:13:51,827 --> 00:13:54,394 We don't have a purse. 343 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,196 No wallet, no keys. 344 00:13:56,232 --> 00:13:57,898 Would the woman's phone help? 345 00:13:57,933 --> 00:13:59,933 Well, yes, of course, but we don't have... 346 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,902 A phone! (gasps) 347 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,839 Wow! 348 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,574 Good eye, Luce! 349 00:14:08,777 --> 00:14:10,010 ...ifer. 350 00:14:10,045 --> 00:14:12,079 I'll get this back to the lab. 351 00:14:12,114 --> 00:14:13,714 See if I can restore it. 352 00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:15,589 Yeah, fast as you can, Ella; we have to proceed 353 00:14:15,618 --> 00:14:17,305 as if this missing woman is still alive, okay? 354 00:14:17,329 --> 00:14:18,052 Yeah. 355 00:14:18,053 --> 00:14:19,820 I don't want to find another body. 356 00:14:19,855 --> 00:14:22,456 Trust me, you will not find another body. 357 00:14:23,392 --> 00:14:24,925 I found a body. 358 00:14:33,657 --> 00:14:35,023 She's a maid at the hotel. 359 00:14:35,058 --> 00:14:37,526 Explains why she didn't find our dead guy. 360 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:40,119 'Cause, you know, she was dead. 361 00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:41,987 Anyway, okay. 362 00:14:42,023 --> 00:14:43,934 No open wounds, so she's definitely not our Cinderella 363 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:45,191 who bled all over the place. 364 00:14:45,226 --> 00:14:46,392 You see the bruising 365 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,936 and the semi-circular marks on her neck? 366 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:48,761 Strangled. 367 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:49,525 LUCIFER: Aha. 368 00:14:49,526 --> 00:14:51,831 Long fingernails, which means the killer's female. 369 00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:53,833 Not necessarily. I mean, the marks aren't deep. 370 00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:55,134 It could just be a dude 371 00:14:55,169 --> 00:14:56,557 who's not serious man-groomer. 372 00:14:56,558 --> 00:14:58,638 Come on. It's so obvious; your Cinder-hellion 373 00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:01,073 had just plunged a screwdriver into the poor lad, 374 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,486 when she was interrupted by the chambermaid, 375 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,343 who she then snuffed out with her bare hands. 376 00:15:04,378 --> 00:15:05,444 CHLOE: Chambermaid? 377 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,680 Who's the killer, Mrs. Peacock 378 00:15:06,714 --> 00:15:08,114 in the library with the candlestick? 379 00:15:08,149 --> 00:15:09,582 I love that game. 380 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,528 DAN: I really don't think it's the missing woman, Lucifer. 381 00:15:11,552 --> 00:15:13,686 It's a little unusual for a woman to strangle someone. 382 00:15:13,721 --> 00:15:16,033 But look at the size of the bruising; clearly not man hands. 383 00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:18,657 I've seen some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands. 384 00:15:18,693 --> 00:15:19,792 Dan doesn't count. 385 00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:20,592 Come on. 386 00:15:20,593 --> 00:15:23,296 CHLOE: Okay, regardless, the maid's death wasn't planned. 387 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,097 I still think we're looking at a third party-- 388 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,200 someone attacking the couple when the maid entered. 389 00:15:28,236 --> 00:15:29,913 The killer then dragged the maid into the bedroom, 390 00:15:29,937 --> 00:15:31,537 where they struggled until he 391 00:15:31,572 --> 00:15:33,706 finally managed to strangle her. 392 00:15:33,741 --> 00:15:35,586 Which gave our Cinderella time to get the hell out of there. 393 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:36,642 I couldn't agree less. 394 00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:38,410 And she needs to go straight to Hell 395 00:15:38,446 --> 00:15:39,678 as soon as possible. 396 00:15:39,714 --> 00:15:42,715 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to make a call. 397 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,450 Oh, did we get anything on that cell phone? 398 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,752 Oh, right! Uh, totally forgot. 399 00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:49,221 No, no. 400 00:15:49,257 --> 00:15:50,634 Could not recover anything from the SIM card. 401 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,591 Water and phones, bad news. 402 00:15:52,627 --> 00:15:54,760 I dropped mine in the toilet once-- that sucked. 403 00:15:54,796 --> 00:15:55,416 Damn. 404 00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:56,156 Had to reach in, I didn't have my gloves. 405 00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:56,892 So much for that. 406 00:15:57,016 --> 00:15:58,282 Uh, no. 407 00:15:58,317 --> 00:16:01,185 No, 'cause I did get a serial number off of it, 408 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,487 so I know who bought it, at least. 409 00:16:03,522 --> 00:16:05,355 Richards and Wheeler. 410 00:16:05,391 --> 00:16:06,990 High-end law firm in Beverly Hills. 411 00:16:07,026 --> 00:16:08,158 Cool. 412 00:16:08,194 --> 00:16:09,626 Next time, if you want, you know, 413 00:16:09,662 --> 00:16:12,629 you can just lead with that information. 414 00:16:12,665 --> 00:16:14,231 If you want. 415 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,066 Okay, boss, where do you want me? 416 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,335 I'm not your boss, I'm just, you know, kind of... 417 00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:19,770 My boss. 418 00:16:19,805 --> 00:16:20,904 It's okay, Chloe. 419 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:22,806 I've accepted my demotion like a big boy. 420 00:16:22,841 --> 00:16:25,309 And besides, it's kind of hot when you give me orders. 421 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,312 Sorry. 422 00:16:28,347 --> 00:16:30,214 Old habits. 423 00:16:30,249 --> 00:16:32,382 CHLOE: Why don't you start with missing persons, 424 00:16:32,418 --> 00:16:33,995 see if there are any new leads on our Cinderella. 425 00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:36,276 Lucifer and I will go to the law firm. 426 00:16:36,277 --> 00:16:36,887 Okay. 427 00:16:36,911 --> 00:16:38,323 Okay. 428 00:16:38,324 --> 00:16:39,389 Lucifer. 429 00:16:39,425 --> 00:16:40,621 Lucifer. 430 00:16:40,645 --> 00:16:42,594 Hmm? 431 00:16:42,595 --> 00:16:44,194 Oh. Uh, are you praying or...? 432 00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:45,829 Yes. Usually works. 433 00:16:45,864 --> 00:16:48,031 He must've gone for a wank or something. 434 00:16:49,435 --> 00:16:51,835 (sighs) Come on, Amenadiel, where are you? 435 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,573 Hello? 436 00:16:56,609 --> 00:16:58,075 Is this thing on? 437 00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:00,844 I keep waiting for God to talk back to me, too. 438 00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:03,447 But you know what, don't get discouraged, okay? 439 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,015 He is listening, it's just 440 00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:07,551 a one-way intercom kind of deal. 441 00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:08,719 (slaps back) 442 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:15,959 LUCIFER: Come on, brother, where are you? 443 00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:26,870 Linda. 444 00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:32,209 Surprised to see you're still coming in. 445 00:17:32,244 --> 00:17:34,444 I mean, after all, this is a... 446 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,881 a real facility for real therapists with real patients. 447 00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:39,427 Unfortunately, I can't talk right now, Linda. 448 00:17:39,451 --> 00:17:41,385 I've got some research to do. 449 00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:42,486 Oh, sure, I bet. 450 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:44,755 Learning more about psychiatry? 451 00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,990 Or is it time to switch it up? Be a lawyer maybe. 452 00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,825 Astronaut. 453 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,160 I understand. 454 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,663 You're upset that I told you I was a therapist. 455 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:56,133 Maybe you are one, 'cause your intuition's uncanny. 456 00:17:56,168 --> 00:17:59,703 Linda, listen. I did what I had to do, all right? 457 00:17:59,738 --> 00:18:01,238 Now, you wouldn't understand this, 458 00:18:01,273 --> 00:18:03,184 but I was dealing with matters of great importance. 459 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,441 I didn't have a choice. 460 00:18:04,476 --> 00:18:06,209 Yes, you did. 461 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:08,945 You used me. 462 00:18:08,981 --> 00:18:12,482 You didn't have to do that. 463 00:18:12,518 --> 00:18:16,353 I'm used to my patients lying to me, not my colleagues. 464 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,122 Not my friends. 465 00:18:19,158 --> 00:18:23,060 I confided in you, trusted you. 466 00:18:23,095 --> 00:18:25,429 And you betrayed that trust. 467 00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:28,598 It is difficult to explain, 468 00:18:28,634 --> 00:18:32,669 but things have been very trying for me. 469 00:18:32,705 --> 00:18:34,338 Mm-hmm. 470 00:18:34,373 --> 00:18:36,373 Maybe if you didn't think so much about yourself 471 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:39,109 and more about how you treat others, 472 00:18:39,144 --> 00:18:41,278 things wouldn't be so trying. 473 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,549 It's called karma. 474 00:18:46,518 --> 00:18:48,819 Might want to research that. 475 00:19:07,005 --> 00:19:09,005 All right, the most effective way to do this 476 00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:11,141 is with a discreet and systematic approach. 477 00:19:11,176 --> 00:19:12,142 Understood. 478 00:19:12,177 --> 00:19:14,111 We can start with the partners and then... 479 00:19:14,146 --> 00:19:17,047 LUCIFER: Attention, lawyers! Hello! 480 00:19:17,082 --> 00:19:18,882 Hello. Attention, please. 481 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:22,719 Uh, now, does anyone recognize this critical piece of evidence 482 00:19:22,755 --> 00:19:25,021 found at a gruesome crime scene? 483 00:19:25,057 --> 00:19:26,556 Yeah. See? 484 00:19:26,592 --> 00:19:28,291 That's our corporate-issue phone. 485 00:19:28,327 --> 00:19:29,559 We all have one. 486 00:19:29,595 --> 00:19:30,861 That could be anybody's. 487 00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:32,429 Right. 488 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,497 What about this 489 00:19:33,532 --> 00:19:34,731 Louboutin power pump 490 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:37,868 with the ombré finish in a size, uh... seven? 491 00:19:37,903 --> 00:19:38,567 Six, U.K. 492 00:19:38,591 --> 00:19:39,570 Lucifer... 493 00:19:39,571 --> 00:19:40,737 MAN: Oh, my God. 494 00:19:40,773 --> 00:19:42,672 Th-That's Charlotte's shoe. 495 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,808 Is she okay? 496 00:19:44,843 --> 00:19:46,576 Prince Charming, I presume. 497 00:19:47,713 --> 00:19:50,013 Richards. Charlotte Richards. 498 00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:51,548 She's the owner of this firm. 499 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:53,650 When she didn't come into the office, I just... 500 00:19:53,685 --> 00:19:56,820 assumed she was out of town on a case. 501 00:19:56,855 --> 00:19:59,956 Was this man involved in any of those cases, by chance? 502 00:20:02,094 --> 00:20:03,460 Oh, my God, is he...? 503 00:20:03,484 --> 00:20:04,128 Dead as a doornail. 504 00:20:04,129 --> 00:20:06,129 Yes. Or in this case, a door screw, 505 00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:08,231 'cause the hole in his neck's from a screwdriver. 506 00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:10,111 And I happen to think that Charlotte may well have done... 507 00:20:10,135 --> 00:20:12,636 Could provide us with more... 508 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,971 information on his death. 509 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:17,541 Well, I-I don't recognize him. 510 00:20:17,576 --> 00:20:19,876 Wait, does that mean you think Charlotte is alive? 511 00:20:19,912 --> 00:20:20,710 Define "alive." 512 00:20:20,746 --> 00:20:21,856 CHLOE: When was the last time 513 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,213 you saw her? 514 00:20:29,922 --> 00:20:32,055 (crying) 515 00:20:33,559 --> 00:20:35,258 I did this! 516 00:20:35,294 --> 00:20:36,860 Oh, Charlotte, I'm so sorry! 517 00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:38,361 All right, Bradley, listen up, 518 00:20:38,397 --> 00:20:40,630 'cause I've got personal trust issues at stake here. 519 00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:42,499 Brad, look at me. 520 00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:47,737 Did you want Charlotte gone? 521 00:20:49,107 --> 00:20:51,441 No. No. 522 00:20:51,477 --> 00:20:53,109 That's the last thing I wanted. 523 00:20:53,145 --> 00:20:55,479 Right. Then what do you desire? 524 00:20:55,514 --> 00:20:58,148 T-To be with Charlotte. 525 00:20:58,183 --> 00:20:59,649 We were in love. 526 00:20:59,685 --> 00:21:01,551 CHLOE: Mr. Wheeler, 527 00:21:01,587 --> 00:21:06,890 um, would Charlotte maybe have, um... 528 00:21:06,925 --> 00:21:09,426 also... slept with the guy in the photo? 529 00:21:09,461 --> 00:21:10,594 No. 530 00:21:10,629 --> 00:21:13,330 We were completely monogamous. 531 00:21:13,365 --> 00:21:15,532 She wouldn't even sleep with her own husband. 532 00:21:17,269 --> 00:21:18,768 She was married already? 533 00:21:18,804 --> 00:21:21,304 Yeah, but she hated that guy. 534 00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:23,640 ♪ ♪ 535 00:21:23,675 --> 00:21:26,243 ♪ Nice to meet ya ♪ 536 00:21:26,278 --> 00:21:28,578 ♪ I got to go ♪ 537 00:21:28,614 --> 00:21:30,380 ♪ Now you see me ♪ 538 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,781 ♪ And now you don't... ♪ 539 00:21:31,817 --> 00:21:33,717 Sorry about the mess. 540 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:35,819 LUCIFER: I'm sorry about those shoes. 541 00:21:35,854 --> 00:21:37,254 Excuse me? 542 00:21:37,289 --> 00:21:38,822 Mr. Richards, when was the last time 543 00:21:38,857 --> 00:21:40,056 your wife was home? 544 00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:41,491 Oh, God, uh... 545 00:21:41,527 --> 00:21:43,827 Three days ago, maybe. 546 00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:45,562 You didn't file a missing person's report? 547 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:48,798 She's always traveling. Doesn't always tell me when. 548 00:21:48,834 --> 00:21:50,812 Did she tell you she was bonking her associate Bradley? 549 00:21:50,836 --> 00:21:52,669 (whispers): Lucifer. 550 00:21:53,539 --> 00:21:54,671 Did she? 551 00:21:54,706 --> 00:21:55,739 I knew. 552 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,007 What could I do? 553 00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:58,074 Well, one option would be 554 00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,910 to stab her in the neck with a screwdriver. 555 00:22:00,879 --> 00:22:02,913 Do you recognize this man? 556 00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:04,214 Oh, God. 557 00:22:04,249 --> 00:22:05,749 Uh... h-he came by 558 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:09,119 the house with a package for Charlotte, uh, last week. 559 00:22:09,154 --> 00:22:10,687 Pretty sure it was, like, a work thing. 560 00:22:10,722 --> 00:22:12,722 Well, it depends what kind of package, doesn't it? 561 00:22:12,758 --> 00:22:14,568 Uh, i-is Charlotte all right? 562 00:22:14,592 --> 00:22:15,914 Can you account for the last three days? 563 00:22:15,915 --> 00:22:17,028 Yeah. 564 00:22:17,062 --> 00:22:19,095 I've been up to my ears in puke. 565 00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,764 My kids are home sick. 566 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,667 Uh, I haven't left the house since Monday. 567 00:22:23,702 --> 00:22:25,435 And not showered since, I see. 568 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,037 Are your children home? 569 00:22:27,072 --> 00:22:28,149 I'd like to confirm with them. 570 00:22:28,173 --> 00:22:30,407 Yeah, sure. Uh, just down the hall, 571 00:22:30,442 --> 00:22:32,976 and, uh, uh... 572 00:22:33,011 --> 00:22:35,211 When exactly did you surrender your manhood? 573 00:22:35,247 --> 00:22:36,513 Excuse me? 574 00:22:36,548 --> 00:22:38,782 I mean, I'm all for stay-at-home dads, 575 00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:40,417 and believe me, I personally commend you 576 00:22:40,452 --> 00:22:41,952 for not abandoning your children, 577 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,954 but that's still no reason to give up. 578 00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:46,423 Oh, I-I... I haven't given up. I'm... 579 00:22:46,458 --> 00:22:49,025 Mr. Richards, you have an entire slice of salami 580 00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:51,027 stuck to your shirt. 581 00:22:51,930 --> 00:22:52,963 Oh, God. 582 00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:54,264 (sighs) Come on. 583 00:22:54,299 --> 00:22:55,765 Where's your closet? Up here? 584 00:22:55,801 --> 00:22:56,933 Mm. 585 00:22:56,969 --> 00:22:58,835 Oh, goody. They come in more colors. 586 00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:00,704 There's only one body part 587 00:23:00,739 --> 00:23:01,302 rubber should be worn on. 588 00:23:01,326 --> 00:23:02,106 Oh! 589 00:23:02,107 --> 00:23:03,406 Not that you'd know. 590 00:23:03,442 --> 00:23:04,941 You've clearly castrated yourself. 591 00:23:04,977 --> 00:23:07,043 But don't worry. I'm here to help. 592 00:23:07,079 --> 00:23:08,712 Hawaiian print? 593 00:23:08,747 --> 00:23:11,147 The eighth deadly sin. Out. 594 00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,450 Dave Matthews tribute tank. 595 00:23:13,485 --> 00:23:15,652 Now I'm doubting your sanity. 596 00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,587 What have we got? Ah! Here we go. 597 00:23:17,623 --> 00:23:19,556 This is more promising. 598 00:23:19,591 --> 00:23:20,991 Not worn since the...? 599 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:21,599 Wedding. 600 00:23:21,623 --> 00:23:22,827 That's what I thought, right. 601 00:23:22,828 --> 00:23:24,194 Let's have a look. 602 00:23:24,229 --> 00:23:25,695 Come on. 603 00:23:25,731 --> 00:23:28,231 Come on! 604 00:23:30,435 --> 00:23:32,902 Is that, uh... 605 00:23:32,938 --> 00:23:34,504 Cocaine! 606 00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:36,179 (laughs): Oh, and the good stuff, as well. 607 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:39,776 Ah, Detective, welcome to the party. 608 00:23:44,804 --> 00:23:46,974 BOY (over TV): Hey, Mom, the gang's here for lunch! 609 00:23:46,975 --> 00:23:48,374 WOMAN: Ready in a minute. 610 00:23:48,409 --> 00:23:51,477 You know, feeding a whole ball team isn't too big a job 611 00:23:51,512 --> 00:23:53,612 when you have macaroni and cheese dinner handy. 612 00:23:53,648 --> 00:23:55,448 Okay, boys, come and get it! 613 00:23:55,483 --> 00:23:59,518 Mazikeen, what is this strange gooey substance 614 00:23:59,554 --> 00:24:01,620 that this boy is cooing about? 615 00:24:01,656 --> 00:24:03,956 MAZE (in distance): You watching porn? 616 00:24:03,992 --> 00:24:05,124 (groans) 617 00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:12,932 What is this? 618 00:24:12,967 --> 00:24:14,300 It's like money. 619 00:24:14,335 --> 00:24:17,536 Humans use it to buy things they can't afford. 620 00:24:17,572 --> 00:24:18,904 (sighs) Wish I'd found this 621 00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:21,140 before I ate out of those street bins. 622 00:24:21,175 --> 00:24:22,208 (shudders) 623 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:24,310 Humans are silly animals, aren't they? 624 00:24:24,345 --> 00:24:27,446 Weak. Fragile. 625 00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:29,248 That's what I'm counting on. 626 00:24:30,618 --> 00:24:33,786 Now... where were we? 627 00:24:33,821 --> 00:24:35,654 (sighs) 628 00:24:35,690 --> 00:24:37,857 (computer trilling) 629 00:24:43,731 --> 00:24:45,297 (whistles) 630 00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:47,466 That's a lot of coke. 631 00:24:47,502 --> 00:24:49,769 Think the attorney's husband was dealing? 632 00:24:49,804 --> 00:24:52,204 I don't think he's the entrepreneurial type. 633 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,073 Thinking maybe the lawyer was. 634 00:24:54,108 --> 00:24:56,308 Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it would explain 635 00:24:56,344 --> 00:24:58,711 why she ended up bleeding in that hotel room. 636 00:24:58,746 --> 00:25:02,114 Well, maybe the kid was her street dealer or something. 637 00:25:02,150 --> 00:25:05,775 Yeah, maybe. Anyhow, Ella got a big fat print off the plastic. 638 00:25:05,776 --> 00:25:07,075 I'm running it through AFIS now. 639 00:25:07,544 --> 00:25:08,593 What's with the box? 640 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:09,927 Delivery for you. 641 00:25:10,391 --> 00:25:11,824 - What? - Yeah. 642 00:25:16,903 --> 00:25:19,737 Dan, I thought we talked about this. 643 00:25:19,772 --> 00:25:21,205 A united front, especially now. 644 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,440 Hey, don't look at me. 645 00:25:23,476 --> 00:25:24,775 Oh, she's here! Lovely. 646 00:25:24,811 --> 00:25:26,210 Did the mini kitchen come, too? 647 00:25:26,245 --> 00:25:28,913 Lucifer, you shouldn't have gotten her the doll. 648 00:25:28,948 --> 00:25:30,388 It's fine. You can say it's from you. 649 00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:31,782 (computer beeping) 650 00:25:31,818 --> 00:25:33,450 LUCIFER: Oh. Hello. 651 00:25:33,486 --> 00:25:35,419 DAN: Luis Mendoza. 652 00:25:35,454 --> 00:25:37,555 He's a known associate of drug kingpin Victor Perez. 653 00:25:37,590 --> 00:25:39,023 He's a scary dude. 654 00:25:39,058 --> 00:25:40,357 CHLOE: Smart though, 655 00:25:40,393 --> 00:25:42,371 to partner up with a high-powered defense attorney. 656 00:25:42,395 --> 00:25:44,862 Which would explain why he's eluded the FBI for years. 657 00:25:44,897 --> 00:25:46,071 I have a friend in the Bureau. 658 00:25:46,072 --> 00:25:47,253 I'll call him, I'll see what I can find out. 659 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,806 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 660 00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:51,842 Oh, look, she comes with an adorable little chocolate cake. 661 00:25:51,877 --> 00:25:52,976 Your child's favorite. 662 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:54,845 I will deal with you later. 663 00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:58,648 You're welcome. 664 00:25:58,684 --> 00:26:00,117 (sighs) 665 00:26:00,152 --> 00:26:03,186 (clears throat) 666 00:26:03,222 --> 00:26:05,622 Eeny meeny miney... 667 00:26:08,327 --> 00:26:10,460 (knives scraping) 668 00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:14,231 You are wasting your time, Mazikeen. 669 00:26:14,266 --> 00:26:15,532 You couldn't break me in Hell. 670 00:26:15,567 --> 00:26:17,267 What makes you think you could do it here? 671 00:26:17,302 --> 00:26:20,337 Maybe I couldn't hurt you because you weren't human. 672 00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:22,172 Well, now you are. 673 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:24,774 No, it's because I wasn't guilty of anything. 674 00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:27,310 Hell gives the damned what they deserve. 675 00:26:27,346 --> 00:26:29,679 I didn't deserve to be punished. 676 00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:31,047 And you know it. 677 00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:32,816 No. 678 00:26:32,851 --> 00:26:35,752 I think it's because I just didn't find your weak spot. 679 00:26:35,787 --> 00:26:38,221 Everyone has one. 680 00:26:38,257 --> 00:26:40,624 Human bodies have several. 681 00:26:40,659 --> 00:26:42,092 Careful. 682 00:26:42,127 --> 00:26:43,860 This body only heals once, 683 00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:45,795 and Lucifer told you not to harm me. 684 00:26:45,831 --> 00:26:49,199 You may have him confused right now, but he's smart. 685 00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:53,170 He'll come around, see you for who you really are. 686 00:26:53,205 --> 00:26:55,372 A mother who loves her son. 687 00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:58,708 Loving mothers don't abandon their sons. 688 00:26:58,744 --> 00:27:02,145 I threaten your relationship with him, don't I? 689 00:27:02,181 --> 00:27:03,580 (scoffs) 690 00:27:03,615 --> 00:27:05,081 Nice try. 691 00:27:05,117 --> 00:27:06,850 (laughs) 692 00:27:06,885 --> 00:27:09,252 Even though you say you're on your way out, 693 00:27:09,288 --> 00:27:11,755 you're still here doing his bidding. 694 00:27:11,790 --> 00:27:13,089 You need him. 695 00:27:13,125 --> 00:27:15,492 And if I stay, then he won't need you. 696 00:27:15,527 --> 00:27:17,727 Trust me, you won't stay. 697 00:27:17,763 --> 00:27:20,897 Lucifer made a deal with your ex to take you back to Hell, 698 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:24,067 and he doesn't break deals. 699 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,937 Don't think he'd start with God. 700 00:27:27,839 --> 00:27:29,973 He made a deal? 701 00:27:30,842 --> 00:27:32,976 Wait. 702 00:27:37,216 --> 00:27:39,349 Is that a weak spot? 703 00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:47,157 Are those... tears? 704 00:27:48,894 --> 00:27:51,061 (grunts) 705 00:27:51,096 --> 00:27:53,897 Oh! 706 00:27:55,834 --> 00:27:58,034 You're a bad mother. 707 00:27:58,070 --> 00:28:00,937 Really? I think you might be projecting a little bit. 708 00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:02,405 (chuckles): Oh, really? How's that? 709 00:28:02,441 --> 00:28:05,275 Well, you keep trying to pin murders on your own mother. 710 00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:08,245 I'm guessing you and her don't have the best relationship. 711 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,013 There. 712 00:28:10,048 --> 00:28:12,916 At least I get to keep the cute little chocolate cake. 713 00:28:12,951 --> 00:28:14,584 Oh, come on. 714 00:28:14,620 --> 00:28:16,019 Talked to Agent Colburn. 715 00:28:16,054 --> 00:28:17,298 Charlotte wasn't working for the cartel. 716 00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:18,688 She was working to bring it down. 717 00:28:18,724 --> 00:28:20,423 So was that poor kid. 718 00:28:20,459 --> 00:28:22,325 His name's Marco Sanchez. Got in over his head 719 00:28:22,361 --> 00:28:24,294 with the cartel, was trying to make it right. 720 00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:27,564 So he was working with Charlotte and the FBI as an informant? 721 00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:29,499 Trying to build a case against Perez, yeah. 722 00:28:29,534 --> 00:28:32,435 That's why he and Charlotte were meeting at the hotel in secret. 723 00:28:32,471 --> 00:28:33,603 But look at this. 724 00:28:33,639 --> 00:28:37,173 Perez's hit man is Jimmy the Carpenter. 725 00:28:37,209 --> 00:28:39,876 Want to take a guess at his M.O.? 726 00:28:40,364 --> 00:28:41,142 Screwdriver? 727 00:28:41,143 --> 00:28:43,101 Boom. 728 00:28:43,476 --> 00:28:45,948 So the woman isn't a ball of homicidal fury. 729 00:28:45,961 --> 00:28:47,693 CHLOE: No. Perez is. 730 00:28:47,694 --> 00:28:48,924 Or his hit man anyway. 731 00:28:48,948 --> 00:28:49,964 LUCIFER: Right. 732 00:28:49,965 --> 00:28:51,022 Well, shall we arrest the Perez chap, then? 733 00:28:51,023 --> 00:28:52,631 The FBI has been trying to do that for years. 734 00:28:52,632 --> 00:28:53,697 He's Teflon. He launders 735 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:55,277 everything through his tanning salon franchise. 736 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,901 Yeah, we can't risk derailing the FBI's case. 737 00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:00,437 We have to go through the court, and we have to get a warrant. 738 00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:01,538 I'll see if I can rush one. 739 00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:02,940 Perez could have Charlotte now. 740 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:04,742 Ah, I doubt it. 741 00:29:05,003 --> 00:29:07,003 Well, if not, he's after her. 742 00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:08,638 I don't doubt that. 743 00:29:08,673 --> 00:29:10,773 Yeah, why don't you stay here and get the warrant. 744 00:29:10,809 --> 00:29:12,242 I think I've left the cooker on. 745 00:29:12,277 --> 00:29:14,277 (elevator bell dings) 746 00:29:15,347 --> 00:29:17,280 Ah, lovely. You got one on the go. 747 00:29:17,315 --> 00:29:19,449 Right. New information, Maze. 748 00:29:19,484 --> 00:29:22,318 Seems Mum might not be a lying sack of savagery after all, 749 00:29:22,354 --> 00:29:24,320 but it also seems that she's the target 750 00:29:24,356 --> 00:29:26,389 of a vicious cartel hit man. 751 00:29:26,424 --> 00:29:28,458 So you mustn't let her leave the penthouse 752 00:29:28,493 --> 00:29:30,693 until this whole mess is resolved. Right-o? 753 00:29:31,596 --> 00:29:33,630 Your mom's gone. 754 00:29:33,665 --> 00:29:35,231 What? 755 00:29:35,267 --> 00:29:37,634 Well, how did that happen, Maze? 756 00:29:37,669 --> 00:29:38,935 She tricked me, 757 00:29:38,970 --> 00:29:41,905 then head-butted me, then left. 758 00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:43,640 (sighs) 759 00:29:43,675 --> 00:29:45,074 Sorry. 760 00:29:45,110 --> 00:29:47,010 Oh, well. 761 00:29:47,045 --> 00:29:49,245 Suppose the worst that could happen 762 00:29:49,281 --> 00:29:51,414 is that she's brutally murdered. 763 00:29:51,449 --> 00:29:53,616 If so, she'll just find a new body 764 00:29:53,652 --> 00:29:56,319 and run right back like a good mum, yeah? 765 00:29:56,354 --> 00:29:57,520 Or not. 766 00:29:57,556 --> 00:29:59,222 I may have let 767 00:29:59,257 --> 00:30:01,958 the whole deal with God thing slip. 768 00:30:01,993 --> 00:30:04,193 So I think she might be running away. 769 00:30:04,229 --> 00:30:07,196 So if she goes into a new body, we'll never find her. 770 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,168 Okay. Then we'll just have to find her before that happens. 771 00:30:12,203 --> 00:30:14,804 I mean, how far can a celestial being 772 00:30:14,839 --> 00:30:17,674 trapped in a feeble human body for the first time get? 773 00:30:17,709 --> 00:30:18,775 Well, let's see. 774 00:30:18,810 --> 00:30:21,377 She's stupid hot, wearing my clothes, 775 00:30:21,413 --> 00:30:23,613 and she's got a corporate credit card. 776 00:30:26,607 --> 00:30:27,607 Bollocks. 777 00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:33,428 (♪ "I Was Once a Glass of Tang" by Jon Von Letscher, playing ♪ ) 778 00:30:33,429 --> 00:30:36,361 Hello, chaps. Just looking for the head of a big drug cartel. 779 00:30:36,362 --> 00:30:38,496 Is he home? Vicky? 780 00:30:39,048 --> 00:30:41,032 Victor? 781 00:30:41,067 --> 00:30:42,967 - Oh! - Oh. Sorry, love. Vicky! 782 00:30:43,002 --> 00:30:43,906 (man shouts) 783 00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:44,836 Ah. 784 00:30:44,837 --> 00:30:46,370 (laughs) 785 00:30:46,406 --> 00:30:48,305 Ah. Hello. 786 00:30:49,242 --> 00:30:50,508 Mr. Perez, I need you to know 787 00:30:50,543 --> 00:30:52,143 that I'm not here to talk to you 788 00:30:52,178 --> 00:30:53,355 about your criminal drug enterprise. 789 00:30:53,379 --> 00:30:54,879 I'm here about Charlotte Richards. 790 00:30:56,716 --> 00:30:59,150 Are you, by chance, holding Charlotte prisoner? 791 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,099 Who? 792 00:31:01,123 --> 00:31:02,187 Right. I'll take that as a no. 793 00:31:02,188 --> 00:31:03,621 Here's my point. 794 00:31:03,622 --> 00:31:04,153 (groaning) 795 00:31:04,157 --> 00:31:05,768 You may think that she's dead, but she's not, 796 00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:07,136 which is fine, because you also think 797 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,737 that she's still Charlotte, which she's also not. 798 00:31:08,761 --> 00:31:09,516 Is that clear? 799 00:31:09,540 --> 00:31:10,328 Ow! 800 00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:12,063 I simply need you to promise 801 00:31:12,098 --> 00:31:14,398 to stay away from Charlotte Richards. Deal? 802 00:31:20,406 --> 00:31:22,506 Oh. Oh, look at that. 803 00:31:22,542 --> 00:31:26,777 Snowstorm in a tanning salon. How ironic. 804 00:31:28,748 --> 00:31:30,748 Oh. Detective. 805 00:31:30,783 --> 00:31:33,195 I think Vicky here is ready for a little bit of show-and-tell. 806 00:31:33,219 --> 00:31:34,885 Emphasis on the show. 807 00:31:34,921 --> 00:31:36,387 (shouts) 808 00:31:36,422 --> 00:31:38,689 ♪ ♪ 809 00:31:38,725 --> 00:31:40,224 VICTOR (chuckles): Wait a second. 810 00:31:40,259 --> 00:31:42,927 You think I had him killed 'cause he's a narc? 811 00:31:42,962 --> 00:31:44,361 Why would I do that? 812 00:31:44,397 --> 00:31:45,663 I was using him. 813 00:31:45,698 --> 00:31:48,165 Fed him bogus information on purpose. 814 00:31:48,201 --> 00:31:51,268 Had the FBI chasing after their own knobs. 815 00:31:51,304 --> 00:31:53,137 Kid was an asset. 816 00:31:53,172 --> 00:31:55,172 Be stupid to hurt him. 817 00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:57,186 Well, you forgot to tell your buddy Jimmy the plan. 818 00:31:57,210 --> 00:31:59,477 Screwdriver to the neck. 819 00:31:59,512 --> 00:32:02,513 The Carpenter? He's dead. 820 00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:06,684 Oh. Did I throw a wrench in your works? 821 00:32:06,719 --> 00:32:09,453 Get it? Screwdriver? Wrench? 822 00:32:09,489 --> 00:32:10,788 It's a whole theme. 823 00:32:10,823 --> 00:32:11,956 (laughing) 824 00:32:13,659 --> 00:32:16,794 Ah. How's my little drug kingpin panini? 825 00:32:16,829 --> 00:32:18,662 Not our guy. 826 00:32:18,698 --> 00:32:21,098 We have to find someone connected to Marco and Charlotte 827 00:32:21,134 --> 00:32:22,867 that didn't know Jimmy the Carpenter's dead. 828 00:32:22,902 --> 00:32:25,202 Well, Jimmy's dead? Tragic. 829 00:32:25,238 --> 00:32:28,706 So assuming the whole cartel knows that, it rules them out 830 00:32:28,741 --> 00:32:31,208 and points us to the only way 831 00:32:31,244 --> 00:32:33,277 that Charlotte and Marco are connected: 832 00:32:33,312 --> 00:32:35,746 the law firm. 833 00:32:35,782 --> 00:32:37,581 Two shakedowns in one day. I'm in. 834 00:32:37,617 --> 00:32:39,950 No more shakedowns, no more tanning booth shenanigans. 835 00:32:39,986 --> 00:32:42,253 You and I have been working together long enough 836 00:32:42,288 --> 00:32:44,188 for you to know how to follow protocol. 837 00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:46,257 I'm sorry, Detective, but Charlotte's in danger. 838 00:32:46,292 --> 00:32:47,992 We need to find her. 839 00:32:48,027 --> 00:32:50,961 How did she go from big bad wolf to little lost lamb? 840 00:32:50,997 --> 00:32:52,897 Well, maybe she's a wolf in sheep's clothing, 841 00:32:52,932 --> 00:32:56,267 but right now she needs to return to the flock. 842 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,373 Yeah, I worked on that case. 843 00:33:02,408 --> 00:33:04,308 I work on every case that comes through here. 844 00:33:04,343 --> 00:33:06,510 Okay, but the Perez case was sensitive. 845 00:33:06,546 --> 00:33:07,878 You were the only one here 846 00:33:07,914 --> 00:33:09,446 besides Charlotte who knew about it. 847 00:33:09,482 --> 00:33:11,282 Which means you're also 848 00:33:11,317 --> 00:33:12,716 the only one here who was aware 849 00:33:12,752 --> 00:33:14,585 of Jimmy the Carpenter's methodology. 850 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:16,887 Wait. You don't think that I... 851 00:33:16,923 --> 00:33:18,889 Got handy with a screwdriver 852 00:33:18,925 --> 00:33:21,759 and tried to pin it on the Perez cartel? 853 00:33:21,794 --> 00:33:22,398 Yes. 854 00:33:22,422 --> 00:33:24,131 (chuckles) That's insane. 855 00:33:24,132 --> 00:33:25,013 CHLOE: What's insane is 856 00:33:25,014 --> 00:33:26,613 a guy with a Harvard law degree 857 00:33:26,648 --> 00:33:27,948 still working as an associate. 858 00:33:27,983 --> 00:33:31,484 LUCIFER: Yes. Passed up for partner by old Tom Cruise out there. 859 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,554 Guess you should've been slipping the boss your top gun. 860 00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:36,623 If you're suggesting that I killed 861 00:33:36,658 --> 00:33:40,994 an innocent kid and my boss-- my mentor of 12 years-- 862 00:33:41,029 --> 00:33:45,165 all out of professional jealousy, you're crazy. 863 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,633 Hold on. 864 00:33:46,668 --> 00:33:48,802 I don't believe that we mentioned two murders. 865 00:33:48,837 --> 00:33:50,915 I mean, we showed you the crime scene photo of Marco, 866 00:33:50,939 --> 00:33:51,841 but not Charlotte. 867 00:33:51,865 --> 00:33:53,207 Lucifer... 868 00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:56,610 Well, given the information that you presented-- 869 00:33:56,645 --> 00:34:00,113 the phone, the shoe-- I just assumed that she was... 870 00:34:00,148 --> 00:34:01,848 Dead? No. 871 00:34:01,884 --> 00:34:04,818 Just missing. And if we find her alive, it's gonna be 872 00:34:04,853 --> 00:34:07,287 very interesting to hear what she has to say about you, 873 00:34:07,322 --> 00:34:09,055 her loyal protégé. 874 00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:12,125 This line of questioning is now over. 875 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,693 Why don't you go speak to my attorney. 876 00:34:13,729 --> 00:34:16,730 He's two doors down. 877 00:34:16,765 --> 00:34:20,033 Why would you divulge privileged information to a guy 878 00:34:20,068 --> 00:34:21,968 who's now clearly our lead suspect? 879 00:34:22,004 --> 00:34:24,838 Sorry. I'll get that protocol thing down one day. 880 00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:30,410 ♪ ♪ 881 00:34:30,445 --> 00:34:32,579 ♪ Where's the justice ♪ 882 00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:35,682 ♪ I don't know ♪ 883 00:34:35,717 --> 00:34:38,618 ♪ I've got a fever ♪ 884 00:34:38,654 --> 00:34:42,822 ♪ And it's criminal. ♪ 885 00:34:52,652 --> 00:34:54,285 Why aren't you dead? 886 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,920 What? Who are you? 887 00:34:55,955 --> 00:34:57,188 Don't give me that, Charlotte. 888 00:34:57,223 --> 00:34:58,823 By the way, thanks for using 889 00:34:58,858 --> 00:35:01,059 the credit card we opened for the Perez case. 890 00:35:01,094 --> 00:35:02,972 Did you forget I'm the only one that has access to it? 891 00:35:02,996 --> 00:35:04,062 That I'm the only one 892 00:35:04,097 --> 00:35:06,330 who did anything for you at that hellhole? 893 00:35:06,366 --> 00:35:08,900 Hellhole? Are you a demon, too? 894 00:35:08,935 --> 00:35:10,101 Why? 895 00:35:10,136 --> 00:35:11,736 Because I'm a little upset? 896 00:35:11,771 --> 00:35:14,505 Wouldn't you be, too, if you got passed up by Wheeler 897 00:35:14,541 --> 00:35:16,107 with the big wiener? 898 00:35:16,142 --> 00:35:18,409 Oh, I know who you are now. You're the one who killed me. 899 00:35:18,445 --> 00:35:20,211 Well, apparently not. But I am now. 900 00:35:20,246 --> 00:35:21,316 Sorry. 901 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,214 (grunts) 902 00:35:22,215 --> 00:35:23,370 Can't kill my mum. 903 00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:24,149 Oh! 904 00:35:24,150 --> 00:35:25,349 Lucifer! 905 00:35:25,385 --> 00:35:26,718 Detective. 906 00:35:26,753 --> 00:35:28,820 If you're gonna follow me following him, 907 00:35:28,855 --> 00:35:30,722 we should have just drove together. 908 00:35:32,959 --> 00:35:35,693 Right, you get him, Detective! 909 00:35:35,729 --> 00:35:37,995 I'll stay here and protect the poor lady! 910 00:35:38,031 --> 00:35:40,031 Protect me? From what? 911 00:35:41,134 --> 00:35:42,700 Ow! 912 00:35:42,736 --> 00:35:43,901 What'd you do that for? 913 00:35:43,937 --> 00:35:45,414 Well, the detective knows you're alive now, 914 00:35:45,438 --> 00:35:47,516 so you're gonna have to sell the whole Charlotte charade. 915 00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:49,440 Need to explain that blood pool somehow. 916 00:35:49,476 --> 00:35:50,717 Oh, you little... 917 00:35:50,740 --> 00:35:51,609 Devil? 918 00:35:51,611 --> 00:35:53,611 Yes. But about that-- 919 00:35:53,646 --> 00:35:56,047 we've never met until now, don't know each other. 920 00:35:56,082 --> 00:35:59,150 I fear it's too much for the detective to handle. 921 00:36:01,421 --> 00:36:04,889 Well, it looks like she can handle quite a bit. 922 00:36:04,924 --> 00:36:06,724 Yeah. 923 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,760 (chuckles) 924 00:36:07,794 --> 00:36:10,194 (handcuffs clicking) 925 00:36:10,230 --> 00:36:12,430 (indistinct police radio chatter) 926 00:36:15,435 --> 00:36:16,934 (sighs) 927 00:36:16,970 --> 00:36:20,071 Well, it seems that wound was re-aggravated in all the hubbub. 928 00:36:20,106 --> 00:36:21,372 Poor woman. 929 00:36:21,407 --> 00:36:23,608 You want to tell me what the hell you were doing? 930 00:36:23,643 --> 00:36:25,488 Well, leading the mouse to the cheese, of course. 931 00:36:25,512 --> 00:36:27,245 I mean, I was gonna be the cat, 932 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,115 but then you showed up, so I suppose that makes you the dog. 933 00:36:31,151 --> 00:36:32,950 What am I gonna do with you? 934 00:36:32,986 --> 00:36:34,452 Well, I can think of a few things. 935 00:36:34,487 --> 00:36:36,320 Might need a stretch first though. 936 00:36:36,356 --> 00:36:37,588 You need to follow the rules. 937 00:36:37,624 --> 00:36:39,857 You tell me not to ravage suspects in front of you. 938 00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:41,826 Now I can't do it behind your back either? 939 00:36:41,861 --> 00:36:43,895 I mean, make your mind up, Detective. 940 00:36:43,930 --> 00:36:45,830 No more buying my daughter $200 dolls. 941 00:36:45,865 --> 00:36:48,032 Well, why not? You weren't going to. 942 00:36:48,067 --> 00:36:50,835 I was teaching her a lesson. 943 00:36:50,870 --> 00:36:52,837 Neglect 101. You're abandoning her 944 00:36:52,872 --> 00:36:54,639 in her time of need, Detective. 945 00:37:00,113 --> 00:37:03,848 I don't know what happened between you and your mother. 946 00:37:03,883 --> 00:37:06,684 And if you ever want to talk about it, I'm here for you. 947 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:07,985 But listen to me. 948 00:37:08,021 --> 00:37:09,520 Doing what's best for your child-- 949 00:37:09,556 --> 00:37:13,124 it doesn't always make 'em happy. 950 00:37:22,101 --> 00:37:23,768 (door opens) 951 00:37:23,803 --> 00:37:27,738 I hate to interrupt so late, but, uh... 952 00:37:27,774 --> 00:37:30,007 I just wanted to apologize. 953 00:37:30,043 --> 00:37:31,275 Oh? 954 00:37:31,311 --> 00:37:33,177 Yeah, you were right, Linda. 955 00:37:33,213 --> 00:37:36,714 You see, I really do have a lot to atone for. 956 00:37:36,749 --> 00:37:41,219 I've... made so many mistakes lately. 957 00:37:41,254 --> 00:37:43,087 But a big one was hurting you. 958 00:37:43,122 --> 00:37:45,156 I may have forged a friendship with you 959 00:37:45,191 --> 00:37:47,592 under false pretenses, yes. 960 00:37:47,627 --> 00:37:51,495 But I did consider you a friend. 961 00:37:51,531 --> 00:37:54,232 And I'm deeply sorry that I ruined that. 962 00:37:57,370 --> 00:38:00,771 If anyone understands mistakes, it's a therapist. 963 00:38:00,807 --> 00:38:03,841 Not that you'd know. 964 00:38:03,877 --> 00:38:05,877 (chuckles) 965 00:38:05,912 --> 00:38:07,078 (sighs) 966 00:38:07,113 --> 00:38:08,880 Apology accepted. 967 00:38:10,116 --> 00:38:11,682 Thank you. 968 00:38:11,718 --> 00:38:13,551 Night. 969 00:38:13,586 --> 00:38:15,720 Good night. 970 00:38:18,191 --> 00:38:19,357 (door closes) 971 00:38:19,392 --> 00:38:20,892 (sighs) 972 00:38:20,927 --> 00:38:25,459 (♪ "All The Things Lost" by Ms Mr ♪ ) ♪ Oh, no more apologies ♪ 973 00:38:25,465 --> 00:38:28,232 ♪ Need be exchange ♪ 974 00:38:29,969 --> 00:38:34,505 ♪ Oh, no words could ever help ♪ 975 00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:36,841 ♪ Relieve this pain ♪ 976 00:38:40,313 --> 00:38:43,748 ♪ Easier to live with pain ♪ 977 00:38:43,783 --> 00:38:46,817 ♪ Than have to let it go ♪ 978 00:38:49,589 --> 00:38:53,958 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 979 00:38:53,993 --> 00:38:57,161 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ 980 00:38:58,631 --> 00:39:03,134 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh... ♪ 981 00:39:03,169 --> 00:39:04,669 (sighs) 982 00:39:06,005 --> 00:39:09,340 (yells) 983 00:39:11,244 --> 00:39:13,377 (elevator bell dings) 984 00:39:25,158 --> 00:39:27,258 (clears throat) 985 00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:32,496 What on earth is that? 986 00:39:32,532 --> 00:39:34,131 Cheesy noodles. 987 00:39:34,167 --> 00:39:37,601 It's what mothers make to bring their children joy. 988 00:39:38,571 --> 00:39:41,472 I saw it on the flat-screen. 989 00:39:41,507 --> 00:39:43,140 (chuckles softly) 990 00:39:44,310 --> 00:39:45,977 That explains all the cheese. 991 00:39:50,383 --> 00:39:52,249 Lucifer... 992 00:39:52,285 --> 00:39:55,886 I wish, with all my being, 993 00:39:55,922 --> 00:39:59,090 that things could go back to the way things were. 994 00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:01,792 With you... 995 00:40:01,828 --> 00:40:04,996 and all my children again in Heaven. 996 00:40:08,067 --> 00:40:11,802 I want what your father took from me. 997 00:40:11,838 --> 00:40:14,739 I want my home back. 998 00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:22,847 But I know that's not possible. 999 00:40:22,882 --> 00:40:25,583 So I want to do what I can 1000 00:40:25,618 --> 00:40:30,855 to be a good mother to you here, on Earth. 1001 00:40:39,365 --> 00:40:41,365 It's too late. 1002 00:40:43,636 --> 00:40:46,237 You abandoned me, Mum. 1003 00:40:46,272 --> 00:40:50,241 You just stood by and watched as I was cast out. 1004 00:40:50,276 --> 00:40:54,378 Thrown into Hell and vilified for all eternity. 1005 00:40:56,249 --> 00:40:58,916 There aren't enough cheesy noodles in the universe 1006 00:40:58,951 --> 00:41:01,052 to fix all that, I'm afraid. 1007 00:41:05,558 --> 00:41:07,558 Okay. 1008 00:41:07,593 --> 00:41:09,727 (thunder rumbling softly) 1009 00:41:19,906 --> 00:41:22,106 Your father never sent you to Hell. 1010 00:41:24,043 --> 00:41:26,877 I did. 1011 00:41:26,913 --> 00:41:29,413 Oh, great. Much better. 1012 00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:33,451 I did it to save your life. 1013 00:41:33,486 --> 00:41:37,922 After the rebellion, your father was angry. 1014 00:41:37,957 --> 00:41:40,591 Deeply angry. 1015 00:41:43,563 --> 00:41:46,397 He wanted to destroy you. 1016 00:41:46,432 --> 00:41:49,800 I begged him not to. 1017 00:41:49,836 --> 00:41:54,472 I asked him to send you to Hell instead. 1018 00:41:55,541 --> 00:41:59,343 I did it because I love you, son. 1019 00:42:00,379 --> 00:42:03,314 And I always will. 1020 00:42:03,349 --> 00:42:06,217 However... 1021 00:42:06,252 --> 00:42:08,953 if you still need me 1022 00:42:08,988 --> 00:42:11,856 to return me to Hell, I understand. 1023 00:42:13,493 --> 00:42:15,693 You do what is right for you. 1024 00:42:15,728 --> 00:42:18,095 (chuckles) 1025 00:42:18,131 --> 00:42:20,064 That's very gracious of you, Mother. 1026 00:42:20,099 --> 00:42:21,265 (chuckles) 1027 00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:23,367 Okay, but please don't send me back to Hell. 1028 00:42:23,402 --> 00:42:25,503 (both chuckle) 1029 00:42:27,406 --> 00:42:30,441 But I meant the rest. 1030 00:42:32,378 --> 00:42:34,812 I know you did. 1031 00:42:36,482 --> 00:42:37,882 All right. 1032 00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:39,550 All right, you can stay. 1033 00:42:39,585 --> 00:42:41,619 For now. 1034 00:42:41,654 --> 00:42:43,721 Just until I... 1035 00:42:43,756 --> 00:42:46,090 figure out what I need to do. 1036 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:48,392 Thank you, son. 1037 00:42:48,427 --> 00:42:50,294 Yeah. 1038 00:42:59,539 --> 00:43:01,639 (laughs softly) 1039 00:43:08,314 --> 00:43:12,414 (♪ "Last Damn Night" by Elle King, playing ♪ ) 1040 00:43:13,319 --> 00:43:19,523 ♪ So I'm gonna live my life like it's my last damn night ♪ 1041 00:43:19,559 --> 00:43:22,593 ♪ 'Cause when the clock strikes 12:00 ♪ 1042 00:43:23,663 --> 00:43:24,903 ♪ We're all gonna go to hell. ♪