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Hello.

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Just tell me what's happened.

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And what is it?

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I'll be right down.

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What's happened?

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Er, Susannah.

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Susannah?

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Princess Susannah.

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Is she all right?

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Don't know.

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Sync and corrections by APOLLO & chamallow
www.addic7ed.com

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Don't kill me.

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Please don't kill me.

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Read the statement.

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Yes. All right.

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On this screen?

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That is correct.

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I'm Susannah,

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Duchess of Beaumont.

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Popularly known as Princess Susannah.

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I am in a place you... er...

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cannot find, held by
one you will not trace.

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Prime Minister Michael Callow...

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Prime Minister Michael Callow my life...

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... my life depends on you.

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If you do not do precisely
as instructed by, um...

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by 4pm this afternoon, I will be...

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... I will be executed.

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Please.

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What are you doing? Keep it going.

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Prime Minister, at this point,
I think it's important to say

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that we are 100% certain

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that this is, indeed,

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Princess Susannah.

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Her car was intercepted
shortly after midnight,

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returning from the wedding
of a college friend.

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She'd insisted on going.

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But you had security on her?

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Two PPOs, still unconscious.

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Heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound.

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No sign of struggle.

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What do they want? Money?

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Release the Jihadi?

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Scrap Third World debt?

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Save the fucking libraries?

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We are convinced both the video and
the demand it contains are genuine.

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What demand?

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What Susannah says next...

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It concerns you directly, sir.

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Just play it.

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There is only one demand,
and it is a simple one.

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At 4pm this afternoon,

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Prime Minister Michael Callow must
appear on live British television

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on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,

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and... No!

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On all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,

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and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.

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I don't understand!

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The video ends with
a series of technical

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specifications for the broadcast.

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Why are you doing this?

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Is this joke, right?

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"Ha ha, Mike! Ho ho."

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It's real.

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She said pig.

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Sex with a pig.

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They want me to have sex with a pig?

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Live on television

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this afternoon.

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But what... ? Who... ?

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We're checking with embedded
operatives, compiling a list of suspects.

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Meanwhile, the demand has been made.

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There's not long to
formulate our response.

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Well, I'm not fucking a pig!

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Page one, that's not happening.

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Of course.

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Absolutely, sir.

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Well, have we established
a dialogue with this... ?

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We can't. There's no e-mail
address, no code word.

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No channel for negotiation.

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So we focus on finding
Susannah. We get her back.

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However it's done, I don't
care. We stop this now.

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Everyone's working towards this.

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Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated
core team. This can't go wide.

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Keep it so far from the press
it's on the other side of Jupiter.

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This only exists in this room.

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It's already outside it.

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If there are hacks sniffing around,
shut them down, bright, red, D Notice.

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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!

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This video came from YouTube.

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What?

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It was uploaded via an
encrypted IP an hour ago.

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Well, get it off there!

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We did after nine minutes, long enough
for it to be duplicated and spread.

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Spread? How many people have seen this?

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We take down one, six
clones pop up elsewhere.

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How many people?

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50,000. That's our current estimate.

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The news rooms have got it.

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They're running this on air?

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No. We put a type five D notice
out and they're complying.

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For now.

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It's trending on Twitter.

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Oh! For... fucking internet!

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So what now? What's the play book?

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This is virgin
territory, Prime Minister.

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There's no play book.

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Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!

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You scared the shit out of me!

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There's a youtube of it!

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Go to work!

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And satellite,

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... And have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.

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No way. It's a piss
take, man. Look at it!

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I don't understand!

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Why this is on the news?

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... Carlton Bloom's
controversial exhibition

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closes three weeks ahead of schedule...

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How do we describe
it? "An indecent act"?

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Everyone's seen the video.
They know the details.

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If we mention bestiality
Ofcom would be pissed off.

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Fuck Ofcom!

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We're observing the D Notice.

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Surely we're going to do something.

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We are honouring the D Notice.

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The voluntary D Notice!

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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture but we are making it.

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A woman's life is at stake!

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We follow the procedure.

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My timeline consists
of 100% viewers asking

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why we're not covering
it. How do I reply?

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You don't.

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That is totally backwards.

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No-one else has broken rank.

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Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...

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Facebook's coverage is
pretty comprehensive!

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Maybe

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It's like 9/11's happening and

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we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.

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We're not a chat room!

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It's on CNN and Fox.

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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...

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All right.

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Oh, God! This planet!

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OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.

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Damon, public reaction. Meera,

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the royal angle, upcoming marriage, etc.

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Simon, set tone with
Standards and Practices.

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We need to explain this without
viewers sicking up their Weetabix.

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Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm,
Twitter, Arab spring, all that.

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Dan, all graphics run past me.
Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs.

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Malaika, update the princess obit VT.

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The Obit VT?

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Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone
call. Least I can do is warn Tom.

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We put a D Notice on it.

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It's gone global, Tom.

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Don't. I'm begging you.

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Don't run it, Martin.

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Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.

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You know how much help
you're getting hereon in?

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Multiply nothing by
shit-all! UKN are dead for us!

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Shove it up your arse you fucking...

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Interesting.

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A man.

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Man?

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A man!

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Tom, so you're across it...

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I'm exploring contingency plans.

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I briefed Callett.

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Ah! Mr Callett. Noel, from Blue Eye.

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Noel won an Emmy by his effects
work on that HBO moon Western thing.

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Sea Of Tranquillity.

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You won't find better.

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Can you map a head onto a body live?

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Depends if your camera's moving.

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Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held
camera in a constant roving motion.

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Mm.

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Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows
his shit. That's tough.

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"Fruition to be transmitted in full"?

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Focus on the visuals. Different
face mapped onto a live performer.

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According to those stipulations.

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Fringes of possibility...

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Deadline's at four. We need to
know if it's workable by two.

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Can't happen.

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It has to.

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Our embeds have ruled out the
major players. It's not AQ, not IRA.

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This is what's left...
radicals, hate groups.

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People who've threatened
yourself or the royals.

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They're being pulled in as we speak.

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For more than questioning, I hope.

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Somebody know something.

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If we all do it more, there'll
be less waste lying around...

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Is it still not on the telly?

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Nothing. Must be a hoax.

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Or a black-out. Oh! Heads up!

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Some major breaking news here on UKN.

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In the last two minutes

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It's been confirmed that
Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont

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has been kidnapped.

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A video uploaded
anonymously to the Internet

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appears to depict the
princess pleading for her life.

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The video also contains a bizarre
ransom demand of a personal nature

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involving the Prime Minister, and
a detailed list of instructions

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relating to the
enactment of this demand.

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As police round up potential suspects...

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... across the nation.

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... This viewer video shows officers
raiding an address in Bradford.

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A man thought to be
connected with a religious

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pressure group, dragged
to a waiting van...

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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.

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- For fuck's sake, man!
- Just saying.

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They'll be asking for a
million quid or something.

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They want him to do it with a pig.

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Demands...

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Telegraph has the whole video and an
interactive timeline. Tonally stark.

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Brief mention of the ransom being
"a sex act". Nothing too gross.

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Sun runs with "Taken".
Big grab of Susannah...

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Of course I still want that drink.

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Then give me something.

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It's not...

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That won't be possible.

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I'm friendly when I drink.
Very friendly when I'm grateful.

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There's no comment at this time

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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog

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and a short piece on the
historical symbolism of the pig.

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... only five hours away,

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UKN's Damon Brown analyses the
public reaction to the crisis.

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It's a day like no other.

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The kidnap video has been
watched by over 18 million people.

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Social networking sites are a...
buzz with 10,000 Tweets per minute.

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While we wait for
Downing Street to respond,

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the nation is voicing its opinion.

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I don't think anyone should concede
to any humiliation under threat.

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I couldn't bear to watch that.

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I won't be tuning in. Just
thinking about it is horrible.

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That's disgusting. It is disgusting.

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It is disgusting but... after
that, he's gonna be hero.

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People will look at him like he's
insane and take his position away.

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It will be hilarious to see that on TV.

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Nothing too abnormal for MPs.

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They're all sexual deviants,
all MPs and Prime Ministers.

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We've been squeezing
hard, but nothing concrete.

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It's my house! You can't...

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You are in my doorway
touching my door handle!

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Could I have a word?

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It won't come to that.

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And if they don't find her?

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MI5 have got a name.

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They're surrounding the place now.

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Where?

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What?

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Where's the place?

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Truro.

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- Why are you lying?
- What?

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You're lying!

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Truro? Jesus!

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I don't want you worrying.

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You've never patronised
me. Don't start now.

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Whoever this is, is insane.

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And has a princess.

261
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,238
We'll get through this.

262
00:15:14,277 --> 00:15:16,753
Not any princess... the princess.

263
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:21,619
Princess bloody Facebook bloody
eco-conscious national sweetheart.

264
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,860
I won't have to do anything.

265
00:15:25,053 --> 00:15:26,411
Everyone's laughing at us.

266
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,494
You don't know that.

267
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,111
I know people.

268
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,814
We love humiliation.

269
00:15:30,823 --> 00:15:32,034
I can not laugh

270
00:15:32,049 --> 00:15:33,330
Nothing is going to happen.

271
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,314
It's already happening in their heads.

272
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:41,100
In their heads, that's what you're
doing, what my husband is doing.

273
00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:46,783
Please!

274
00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:48,986
Jane.

275
00:15:53,409 --> 00:15:54,721
I love you.

276
00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:57,383
What?

277
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,220
Palace on the phone, sir.

278
00:15:59,221 --> 00:16:01,259
Get Alex to stall them.

279
00:16:01,673 --> 00:16:04,299
She's already been speaking
to her for ten minutes.

280
00:16:04,902 --> 00:16:06,101
"Her"?

281
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,588
It's the Queen herself.

282
00:16:10,199 --> 00:16:11,564
Go on.

283
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:24,166
As the 4pm deadline draws nearer,
the world holds its breath...

284
00:16:24,205 --> 00:16:25,752
waiting to discover where the princess

285
00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:27,471
Would they use a female pig?

286
00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:29,213
It's on the list.

287
00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:32,181
List of rules, specifies
camera angles and things.

288
00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:33,643
Like dogme 95.

289
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:35,044
It's not like Dogme 95.

290
00:16:35,052 --> 00:16:36,146
Exactly that.

291
00:16:36,184 --> 00:16:37,539
What's Dogme 95?

292
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:38,900
Cinematic movement.

293
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:40,202
Lars von Trier.

294
00:16:40,226 --> 00:16:41,468
Oh...

295
00:16:41,491 --> 00:16:44,090
Rules for a director...
no background music,

296
00:16:44,091 --> 00:16:46,689
only natural light, for authenticity.

297
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:51,739
Same as these, so they can't cheat,
cut another guy's arse pumping away.

298
00:16:52,005 --> 00:16:54,767
I can't think of anything
remotely like this.

299
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:57,290
A new form of terrorism...

300
00:16:57,338 --> 00:17:01,799
It's not Islamist. To request
a pig is specifically abhorrent.

301
00:17:01,828 --> 00:17:04,432
That's the point! Make love to a pig!

302
00:17:04,736 --> 00:17:06,073
Make love?

303
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,899
Steer them away from the grisly details.

304
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,859
Let's not dwell on any of the details.

305
00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:16,299
This is already a huge
national talking point.

306
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:20,699
Isn't this precisely what whoever
is behind this is looking for?

307
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,739
How's Her Majesty taking it?

308
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,963
"I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back."

309
00:17:27,143 --> 00:17:28,539
And we are.

310
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:31,659
It wasn't a collective "you".
It was a singular "you", ie me.

311
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:35,499
Sir, we may have something. Jamie's
been tracing the video's origin.

312
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,815
I thought it was untraceable.

313
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:40,662
Technically, yes, so I thought,
"Work with what we do now"

314
00:17:40,663 --> 00:17:44,581
That video, before Youtube
compression it was 57.3 meg.

315
00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:47,788
Algorithm. Boring.

316
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:51,261
Anyway, we also know it
was uploaded at 3:16 AM.

317
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:54,433
I ran a nationwide traceback
on uninterrupted one-way uploads

318
00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:58,706
of precisely 57.3 meg in the
minutes leading up to 3:16,

319
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:01,426
and the closest I can get is a postcode.

320
00:18:01,442 --> 00:18:03,379
It came from somewhere in there.

321
00:18:05,199 --> 00:18:06,535
Looks like a campus.

322
00:18:06,566 --> 00:18:08,499
Yeah. Closed 2010.

323
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,179
It's been empty since.

324
00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:12,259
Latest I-sat image on this area?

325
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:15,540
3 AM flyover shot from last night...

326
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,269
Looks like it had lights on.

327
00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:23,910
We got him. We got him.

328
00:18:24,025 --> 00:18:27,113
Alert the local team.
Full squad. I'll man it.

329
00:18:27,176 --> 00:18:30,465
With helmet-cam relay. We
can watch the operation.

330
00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:32,332
Press office, OK, Tom?

331
00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:39,254
Yes!

332
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,579
Right. Confident?

333
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:51,739
It's a kick-bollock scramble, but
with finessing it should be OK.

334
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:55,060
Finesse quickly. Our
performer's on his way.

335
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:05,619
It's a new one for me, obviously.
I wouldn't normally... You know.

336
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,619
You seen any of my films?

337
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:08,514
No.

338
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:11,506
I'm pretty trad... bish,
bash, bosh. In, out.

339
00:19:11,554 --> 00:19:13,163
Yeah, well...

340
00:19:13,225 --> 00:19:15,499
What do I put on the invoice?
That's what I'm wondering.

341
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,790
There won't be any invoicing.

342
00:19:16,829 --> 00:19:20,016
- Oi-oi, Rod!
- Oi-oi!

343
00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:24,419
Need to prep two statements

344
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:25,898
Good outcome. Bad outcome.

345
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,123
Rescue operation?

346
00:19:27,162 --> 00:19:30,076
Goon squad's heading for
postcode in Buckinghamshire.

347
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:34,220
HP84TD, a college or something.
They should be there by now.

348
00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:01,259
Yeah, I've reduced the luminance...

349
00:20:01,306 --> 00:20:03,619
Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.

350
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,899
AKA, Rod Senseless.

351
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,372
Stage name.

352
00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:11,699
Yeah. Well...

353
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,819
You need to get into this.

354
00:20:13,854 --> 00:20:15,667
Is there a dressing room I can use?

355
00:20:15,699 --> 00:20:17,020
No.

356
00:20:17,096 --> 00:20:18,939
Where's my co-star?

357
00:20:18,940 --> 00:20:21,245
Be rude not to give
her a kiss beforehand.

358
00:20:21,285 --> 00:20:23,604
Outside in the truck.

359
00:20:24,662 --> 00:20:26,346
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?

360
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:33,260
You also need to wear
this... on your head.

361
00:20:41,214 --> 00:20:43,868
Board's been prised away.
That's where they got in.

362
00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:45,214
OK.

363
00:20:45,698 --> 00:20:47,180
Target identified.

364
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,393
Commissioner. Thank you.

365
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,917
So, team red...

366
00:20:49,932 --> 00:20:51,112
Any orders, boss?

367
00:20:51,135 --> 00:20:53,370
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions,

368
00:20:53,409 --> 00:20:54,808
before you proceed.

369
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,086
With the 4pm deadline three hours away,

370
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,945
time is running out for
the Prime Minister...

371
00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:09,820
They got in, yeah?

372
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:12,281
Do you think I'd be here if they had?

373
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:15,766
We've got statements for either outcome.

374
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,326
Listen, coverage is very sympathetic.

375
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:23,123
Can't think about coverage now!

376
00:21:29,707 --> 00:21:31,064
But it's on-side?

377
00:21:31,869 --> 00:21:33,563
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.

378
00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:36,470
Every poll indicates
understanding, disgust with the

379
00:21:36,471 --> 00:21:39,338
captor, outrage at the
whole thing, but not at you.

380
00:21:43,815 --> 00:21:47,103
If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not
saying they will, but if they do,

381
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,620
the public anticipates non-compliance.

382
00:21:51,789 --> 00:21:54,829
There'll be squawks from the usuals,

383
00:21:54,861 --> 00:21:59,010
but it's not "England expects".

384
00:22:04,451 --> 00:22:09,611
If he kills her, there's no
blood on your hands. Bottom line.

385
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:18,697
With hours to go, time is running
out for the security services.

386
00:22:18,869 --> 00:22:21,259
Joining us is actress Lydia...

387
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:23,099
Thought this was coming from IB7.

388
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:26,165
We trimmed the edges
so it's coming direct.

389
00:22:26,837 --> 00:22:28,859
Twinkle tits from?

390
00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:33,019
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.

391
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,165
This came for you, left at reception.

392
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,060
Courier dropped it off.

393
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:44,580
Know how to plug this in?

394
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:54,179
Jack, call the police. Take it!

395
00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:56,339
Get someone to shoot that first.

396
00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,380
What the fuck is this?

397
00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:02,207
I gave you rules. I said no cheating.

398
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:15,099
Some more breaking news,

399
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:19,099
and a severed finger, thought
to belong to Princess Susannah,

400
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:22,619
has been delivered to
UKN, along with a video

401
00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:26,939
apparently showing the kidnapper
removing it from the princess.

402
00:23:27,127 --> 00:23:30,809
UKN News has passed all
material to Scotland Yard...

403
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:32,380
Fucking hell!

404
00:23:32,723 --> 00:23:37,028
Oh, God! I can't watch this!
He's got to do what they want.

405
00:23:37,169 --> 00:23:38,539
Yes, he fucking has!

406
00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:40,860
... Which contained a statement

407
00:23:40,944 --> 00:23:45,218
accusing Downing Street of
attempting to break the rules

408
00:23:45,243 --> 00:23:47,634
This grim development comes just hours

409
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:49,798
before the 4PM deadline...

410
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,740
Jesus!

411
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:03,259
Unless I'm mistaken,
our mystery man specified

412
00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:06,301
no visual trickery in his
original demand, didn't he?

413
00:24:06,966 --> 00:24:08,270
I considered it necessary...

414
00:24:08,302 --> 00:24:09,606
Considered it necessary.

415
00:24:09,630 --> 00:24:10,935
To divise...

416
00:24:10,942 --> 00:24:12,669
FUCKING HELL!

417
00:24:18,645 --> 00:24:19,954
- Mike... !
- Don't!

418
00:24:19,986 --> 00:24:21,304
It's nor...

419
00:24:21,312 --> 00:24:24,411
One word, I swear I will fucking... !

420
00:24:36,383 --> 00:24:38,152
What did you do, Alex?

421
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:40,879
I had a back-up plan.

422
00:24:41,603 --> 00:24:43,870
A man prepared to do it
and an FX company that

423
00:24:43,871 --> 00:24:46,137
would paint your head
onto his shoulders.

424
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,738
You actually thought that would work?

425
00:24:47,902 --> 00:24:49,223
I believed it worth considering.

426
00:24:49,326 --> 00:24:51,019
Then you're a stupid bitch.

427
00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:53,499
With your interest at heart.

428
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,894
Who knew about this?

429
00:24:55,234 --> 00:24:58,863
A select few. It seems
some idiot at the studio

430
00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:01,363
recognised our designated performer,

431
00:25:01,461 --> 00:25:04,722
Tweeted a photo and the
online hivemind did the maths.

432
00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,332
It's not playing well.

433
00:25:07,914 --> 00:25:09,269
With who?

434
00:25:10,745 --> 00:25:12,721
With, er... anyone.

435
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:16,823
A few hours ago, public opinion
was behind Prime Minister Callow,

436
00:25:16,855 --> 00:25:19,456
with only 28% of the public believing

437
00:25:19,492 --> 00:25:22,260
he should fulfil the
bizarre and illegal request.

438
00:25:22,838 --> 00:25:24,510
In the wake of these images,

439
00:25:24,563 --> 00:25:29,483
and the delivery of the princess's
finger, the mood is shifting.

440
00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:33,103
It'll be humiliating, but
nothing compared to her suffering.

441
00:25:33,127 --> 00:25:34,650
With the appearance of finger...

442
00:25:34,696 --> 00:25:35,806
He's just got to do it.

443
00:25:35,830 --> 00:25:36,713
Yes, he has to do it.

444
00:25:36,728 --> 00:25:38,117
What's the alternative?

445
00:25:38,118 --> 00:25:41,032
We can get another Prime Minister.
We can't live without a princess.

446
00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:42,463
Of course...

447
00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:46,099
If he doesn't get her released,
he's finished, isn't he?

448
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:49,508
Online polls suggest that 86% of voters

449
00:25:49,540 --> 00:25:52,179
now believe the demand should be met.

450
00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:54,180
Damon Brown...

451
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:58,978
When are Walker's team
hitting the college?

452
00:25:58,979 --> 00:26:00,100
They need time...

453
00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,059
No more pissing around.

454
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,460
Julian's advising against...

455
00:26:03,461 --> 00:26:07,299
I'm advising for. They
go in now. They go in now.

456
00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,379
Where's my obit VT?

457
00:26:26,380 --> 00:26:30,819
What would you say if I said I was
near where Susannah's being held?

458
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:32,364
I'd say bullshit.

459
00:26:32,419 --> 00:26:34,378
Then you'd be wrong.

460
00:26:35,864 --> 00:26:37,404
Have you got a crew with you?

461
00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,036
I'm not stupid.

462
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,396
Malaika?

463
00:26:41,841 --> 00:26:43,068
Hello?

464
00:26:57,420 --> 00:26:59,019
Are you getting this?

465
00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:01,900
Yeah. Don't put yourself in any danger.

466
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:09,820
Still getting this?

467
00:27:09,821 --> 00:27:13,220
Yeah. Just stay safe,
Malaika. Be careful!

468
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:31,100
If this doesn't work...

469
00:27:32,225 --> 00:27:34,220
we need...

470
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:01,540
Armed police! Lay down on the
floor! Lay down on the floor!

471
00:28:05,302 --> 00:28:07,500
Move!

472
00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:13,020
Fuck!

473
00:28:19,233 --> 00:28:21,272
It's a decoy.

474
00:28:21,516 --> 00:28:26,070
They must have bounced the upload
from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.

475
00:28:26,142 --> 00:28:27,391
Jesus!

476
00:28:27,420 --> 00:28:28,696
They're looking right at her!

477
00:28:28,751 --> 00:28:30,172
They can't see her.

478
00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:31,415
Malaika, make sure they can't...

479
00:28:31,453 --> 00:28:33,047
Stay down! Don't move!

480
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:39,140
Run, Malaika! Run!

481
00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:44,939
Get out of there. Come on!

482
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,900
Armed police!

483
00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:56,725
Is it him?

484
00:28:56,812 --> 00:28:59,749
Where the fuck is Jack?

485
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:02,539
Advance! Advance! Advance!

486
00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:07,604
Get down!

487
00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:10,538
Get down!

488
00:29:10,587 --> 00:29:14,786
UKN. It's Malaika something
or other. She's from UKN.

489
00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:16,100
- You press?
- Yes.

490
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:20,179
There goes your RTS Award.

491
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:22,259
There must be something.

492
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,088
There's nothing there, Mike.

493
00:29:23,111 --> 00:29:24,419
There'll be a clue. Some evidence.

494
00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:25,460
We've done all we can.

495
00:29:25,461 --> 00:29:27,899
You rescued mannequin.

496
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:28,807
I'm sorry, Michael...

497
00:29:28,831 --> 00:29:29,934
Fuck off, Julian!

498
00:29:29,975 --> 00:29:31,598
20 past three. We're out of time.

499
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,590
We're not out of time!

500
00:29:34,131 --> 00:29:35,715
We're not out of time.

501
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:53,459
It's not going to happen.

502
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:53,978
To the public...

503
00:29:53,979 --> 00:29:54,860
Fuck the public!

504
00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:59,739
To the public, this would be one
man of questionable popularity

505
00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:01,980
putting personal embarrassment
over the life of a girl.

506
00:30:01,981 --> 00:30:04,219
They will not release her anyway.
She's probably already dead.

507
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:07,136
If she isn't, he'll kill
her and upload the video.

508
00:30:08,363 --> 00:30:12,099
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.

509
00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:16,419
The mood will border on insurrection
and you will be destroyed,

510
00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:19,540
I guarantee you... utterly destroyed.

511
00:30:22,225 --> 00:30:24,145
The polling bears that out.

512
00:30:24,780 --> 00:30:31,379
You won't just be a
disgraced politician,

513
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:36,499
The public, the Palace and
the Party insist on compliance.

514
00:30:36,507 --> 00:30:37,759
Fuck the Party!

515
00:30:37,768 --> 00:30:40,546
Refuse, and I've been advised

516
00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:43,179
that we cannot guarantee
your physical safety.

517
00:30:45,121 --> 00:30:46,822
Or that of your family.

518
00:30:48,698 --> 00:30:50,409
But...

519
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:02,283
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.

520
00:31:04,525 --> 00:31:05,600
I can't...

521
00:31:05,601 --> 00:31:08,447
I'm sorry, Michael.
It's out of your hands.

522
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:24,579
Let's take you live to the
scene in central London.

523
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:28,419
As we see the Prime Minister's
car travelling across London...

524
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,126
He's got to do it.

525
00:31:30,416 --> 00:31:32,252
The world's bloody broken.

526
00:31:32,337 --> 00:31:36,340
... Appears to be heading
west to Bankside Studios.

527
00:32:09,593 --> 00:32:12,392
We've ratified the
law... after midnight,

528
00:32:12,447 --> 00:32:16,614
it'll be a criminal of fence to store
any recording or images of the event.

529
00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:23,962
They're doing an announcement
to warn people off

530
00:32:23,963 --> 00:32:26,864
even watching, some sonic
tone that causes nausea.

531
00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:32,899
... When public opinion
has very much hardened,

532
00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:36,364
following the delivery of
the princess's severed finger.

533
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:40,981
As the 4pm deadline approaches,
the nation is at a stand still

534
00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:43,899
watching the extraordinary
situation play out.

535
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:48,779
Just to remind you, this is now
a story of global significance...

536
00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:52,459
"Michael Callow has
displayed incredible bravery

537
00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:55,220
in what was a matter of life or death."

538
00:32:55,650 --> 00:32:58,449
That's how it opens,
then we should move on...

539
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:01,060
OK. Yeah.

540
00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:03,654
Everything prepared?

541
00:33:03,710 --> 00:33:04,786
Yes, ma'am.

542
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:05,974
It's sedated?

543
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,394
Injection. It's docile.

544
00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:18,340
It's time to go in now.

545
00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:26,219
... An unprecedented nature.

546
00:33:26,220 --> 00:33:28,482
This is an official announcement.

547
00:33:28,505 --> 00:33:29,966
In a few minutes,

548
00:33:30,027 --> 00:33:33,284
the Prime Minister will perform
an indecent act on your screens.

549
00:33:35,820 --> 00:33:41,099
... in the hope that it will ensure
the release of Princess Susannah.

550
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:44,872
Recording or possessing a copy of
this broadcast will become illegal

551
00:33:44,881 --> 00:33:45,966
at midnight.

552
00:33:46,013 --> 00:33:49,621
All viewers are advised to turn
off their televisions immediately.

553
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:52,419
The broadcast will commence
after the following tone.

554
00:34:26,817 --> 00:34:28,794
We're complying with
the stipulated rules.

555
00:34:28,856 --> 00:34:30,981
You'll have to keep going...

556
00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:37,100
you'll have to see
it through to the end.

557
00:34:40,467 --> 00:34:44,259
We've placed visual aids in your
eyeline, which might help if you...

558
00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:46,260
get into trouble.

559
00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:52,507
The suggestion we're
getting from psychologists

560
00:34:52,564 --> 00:34:55,327
is that you should take
as long as you need.

561
00:34:58,020 --> 00:35:01,939
If you rush, it might be
misinterpreted as eagerness

562
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:04,180
or even enjoyment.

563
00:35:17,540 --> 00:35:20,085
It's just a skeleton crew inside.

564
00:35:21,107 --> 00:35:22,686
Closed set.

565
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,540
There he is!

566
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:18,963
I trust this will bring about the
safe return of Princess Susannah.

567
00:36:28,581 --> 00:36:29,861
I...

568
00:36:36,098 --> 00:36:37,947
I love my wife.

569
00:36:41,665 --> 00:36:43,283
May God forgive me.

570
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:05,459
Oh, no!

571
00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:46,180
Jesus! Poor bastard!

572
00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:50,619
But it's been on for nearly an hour.

573
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,980
It's history, this.

574
00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:55,419
We've got her. Susannah.

575
00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:56,340
They released her?

576
00:39:56,341 --> 00:39:59,178
Stumbling about in the city.

577
00:39:59,210 --> 00:40:02,673
Sedated. She can't remember
anything, but she's unharmed.

578
00:40:02,697 --> 00:40:04,009
But her finger?

579
00:40:04,048 --> 00:40:06,059
Not hers. DNA shows it's male.

580
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:07,065
What?

581
00:40:07,190 --> 00:40:12,386
There is one other thing. There's
a CCTV grab of her from half three.

582
00:40:12,432 --> 00:40:16,619
It seems he let her go 30
minutes before it happened.

583
00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:19,176
Why?

584
00:40:19,325 --> 00:40:20,833
My guess...

585
00:40:20,950 --> 00:40:22,434
he knew everyone would be elsewhere

586
00:40:22,489 --> 00:40:24,692
watching screens.

587
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:27,743
So it's a statement.

588
00:40:27,790 --> 00:40:29,157
Ma'am?

589
00:40:29,172 --> 00:40:32,292
That's what this was all
about, making a point.

590
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,180
Should we, er... ?

591
00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:36,249
Lose that page of the report.

592
00:40:36,546 --> 00:40:38,819
No-one sees it, especially the PM.

593
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:40,820
Of course.

594
00:40:50,362 --> 00:40:51,873
Good news, Michael.

595
00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:55,546
You saved her.
Susannah's alive and well.

596
00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:51,419
On the one-year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,

597
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:55,539
an apparently unconcerned Michael
Callow put in an assured performance

598
00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:58,687
at a public appearance,
accompanied by his wife Jane.

599
00:41:58,719 --> 00:41:59,977
Here I go.

600
00:41:59,999 --> 00:42:01,079
OK.

601
00:42:01,449 --> 00:42:04,008
Oh!

602
00:42:04,907 --> 00:42:08,609
The other central figure in
events was also before the camera

603
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,019
at last night's Children
Of Valour Awards.

604
00:42:11,020 --> 00:42:13,819
Princess Susannah made
her first public appearance

605
00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:15,703
since announcing her pregnancy.

606
00:42:16,289 --> 00:42:20,579
It was one year ago that the
Turner Prize-winning artist,

607
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,914
Carlton Bloom,

608
00:42:21,948 --> 00:42:25,226
coerced the Prime Minister
into committing an indecent act.

609
00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:31,626
As the anniversary arrived, one
art critic caused controversy

610
00:42:31,657 --> 00:42:35,659
by describing it as "the first
great artwork of the 21st century".

611
00:42:36,151 --> 00:42:39,990
While cultural commentators
debate its significance,

612
00:42:40,038 --> 00:42:42,259
with a global audience of 1.3 billion,

613
00:42:42,322 --> 00:42:44,837
it was an event in which
we all participated.

614
00:42:44,953 --> 00:42:48,140
However, the incident failed
to destroy a Prime Minister,

615
00:42:48,219 --> 00:42:52,499
who holds an approval rating
three points higher than last year.

616
00:42:52,607 --> 00:42:54,929
Damon Brown, UKN.

617
00:43:00,020 --> 00:43:01,220
Jane.

618
00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,054
Jane, please.

619
00:43:46,180 --> 00:43:51,180
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