1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,012 [TICKING] 2 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,813 [CHIMING] 3 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,552 ["WICKED GAME" PLAYING] 4 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,762 ♪ The world was on fire ♪ 5 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:02,562 ♪ And no one could save me but you ♪ 6 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:06,352 [EXHALES] 7 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:12,530 ♪ It's strange what desires can make foolish people do ♪ 8 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,823 ♪ And I never dreamed ♪ 9 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:23,833 ♪ That I'd meet somebody like you ♪ 10 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,958 ♪ And I never dreamed ♪ 11 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:34,761 ♪ That I'd lose somebody like you ♪ 12 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:42,472 ♪ What a wicked game to play ♪ 13 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:47,352 ♪ To make me feel this way ♪ 14 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:52,065 ♪ What a wicked thing to do ♪ 15 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:56,199 ♪ To make me dream of you ♪ 16 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:01,533 ♪ What a wicked thing to say ♪ 17 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:05,500 ♪ You never felt this way ♪ 18 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:09,796 ♪ What a wicked thing to do ♪ 19 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,170 ♪ To make me dream of you ♪ 20 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:17,173 ♪ Now I... ♪ 21 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:21,474 ♪ Wanna fall in love ♪ 22 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:30,108 ♪ I wanna fall in love ♪ 23 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:39,409 ♪ Ooh, I... ♪ 24 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,173 ♪ Wanna fall in love ♪ 25 00:02:55,008 --> 00:03:00,805 ♪ With you ♪ 26 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,477 [CLAPPING] 27 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:13,521 Hmm. I forgot what a wonderful voice you were blessed with. 28 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,653 [CHUCKLES] Thanks to you, right? 29 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,943 Well, it's only second to my relentless honesty. 30 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:21,242 Can't say it's good to see you, Dad. 31 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:25,121 What are you still doing slumming it down here, anyway? 32 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:27,160 Didn't Amenadiel tell you? 33 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,995 I decided to stay a while. 34 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,462 [SCOFFS] Why? So you and Michael can wreak more havoc? 35 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,460 Actually, Michael went home. 36 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,045 [LUCIFER] Hmm? 37 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,298 Sent him to his room, did you? Wish I'd been there. 38 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:43,264 Back to my original question, what are you still doing here? 39 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,472 Do I need a reason to visit my sons? 40 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,877 Ahh. The old "answering a question with a question". 41 00:03:49,882 --> 00:03:51,762 One of my favorites. Here, let me have a go. 42 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:54,896 Um, as for father-son hang time, 43 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,654 how about when Hell freezes over? That do for you? 44 00:03:58,655 --> 00:03:59,943 [SIGHS] 45 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:00,948 Samael. 46 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,786 No, no, no! 47 00:04:05,687 --> 00:04:08,059 In the short time you've been here, you managed to screw up 48 00:04:08,064 --> 00:04:11,651 my one chance of happiness, so please just stay away from me! 49 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:14,754 [HUFFS] 50 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,174 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 51 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,564 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 52 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:39,529 I didn't see anything. It's hard to in this thing. 53 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,263 You wanna try it on? 54 00:04:41,268 --> 00:04:43,109 It's a little smelly, but you'll see what I mean. 55 00:04:43,113 --> 00:04:45,135 No, I'm good. Hi. 56 00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:48,101 Detective, I was surprised to get your text. 57 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:52,203 I'm actually surprised, as well, to see you here. 58 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:55,308 I sent that text four hours ago. I didn't think you were coming, 59 00:04:55,313 --> 00:04:56,743 but I'm glad you did. 60 00:04:56,748 --> 00:05:00,038 Well, I just assumed that you were... that we were... 61 00:05:00,043 --> 00:05:02,332 Uh, having a disagreement? 62 00:05:02,337 --> 00:05:04,668 Sure, yeah, I mean, all couples have problems, 63 00:05:04,673 --> 00:05:06,545 but we'll work through it. It's completely normal. 64 00:05:06,549 --> 00:05:07,805 Detective, you said it yourself. 65 00:05:07,809 --> 00:05:09,959 I'm not sure that we are a normal couple 66 00:05:09,964 --> 00:05:12,098 or that this is an ordinary problem. 67 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,683 - As much as I... - No. 68 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:14,851 No what? 69 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,520 I thought about what you were saying and no. 70 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:18,860 I don't believe you. 71 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:22,066 There's no way you're incapable of love. 72 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:24,449 No one is incapable of love. No one. 73 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:32,285 But, at the very least, we're still partners, right? 74 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:35,038 We... We can still work together, for now? 75 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,415 Yes. Of course. 76 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,292 Okay. Good. 77 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,591 - Shall we? - Yeah. 78 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,006 - Hey, Ella. - [ELLA] Hey. 79 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,633 - You wanna catch Lucifer up? - [ELLA] Oh, sure. 80 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:50,219 So, it was the fourth quarter. 81 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:52,722 It had just hit the two-minute warning. 82 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:56,059 Cathedral High is down by three, but they've got possession. 83 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,319 - Cheerleaders... - Do you wanna... Ahem. Skip to... 84 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:00,188 Flag on the play. Right. 85 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,691 Well, poor Steve Rockwell here dropped dead at the 50-yard line. 86 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,002 Everyone thought he died of a heart attack, 87 00:06:05,006 --> 00:06:06,886 but Ella figured out he was murdered. 88 00:06:06,891 --> 00:06:10,556 Yeah, someone wet his whistle with poison. 89 00:06:10,561 --> 00:06:11,561 That blows. 90 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,701 - Nice. - [CHUCKLES] 91 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,959 What are you gonna do though, right? Another one bites the dust. 92 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:21,714 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] - ["ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST" PLAYING] 93 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,774 Miss Lopez, you all right? 94 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,719 [CAMERA CLICKING IN RHYTHM] 95 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,431 [PLAYER] Set, hut! 96 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,269 What on earth is happening? 97 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,776 [POM-POMS RUSTLING IN RHYTHM] 98 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:48,528 ♪ Ooh, let's go ♪ 99 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,443 ♪ Steve walks warily down the street ♪ 100 00:06:50,448 --> 00:06:52,048 ♪ With the brim pulled way down low ♪ 101 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,804 ♪ Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet ♪ 102 00:06:54,808 --> 00:06:56,452 ♪ Machine guns ready to go ♪ 103 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,788 ♪ Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this? ♪ 104 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,249 ♪ Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? ♪ 105 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:04,585 ♪ Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat ♪ 106 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,342 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 107 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,095 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 108 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:10,855 [TEAM] Defense! 109 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:13,594 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 110 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,805 ♪ And another one gone and another one gone ♪ 111 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,266 - ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ - ♪ Ugh! ♪ 112 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,393 - ♪ Hey, I'm gonna get you, too ♪ - [SHOUTING] 113 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,024 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 114 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,944 [SINGING CHEER] 115 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,275 ♪ Bite the dust! ♪ 116 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,693 ♪ I'm dusted! ♪ 117 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,324 I'm kind of dusty. 118 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,701 - ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ - ♪ Oh! ♪ 119 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,619 - ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ - [GRUNTING] 120 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,955 - ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey! ♪ 121 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,457 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 122 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,298 [VOCALIZING] 123 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:50,636 ♪ Hoo, child! ♪ 124 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,718 ♪ There are plenty of ways that you can hurt a man ♪ 125 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,428 ♪ And bring him to the ground ♪ 126 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,889 ♪ You can beat him you can cheat him, you can treat him bad ♪ 127 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,057 ♪ And leave him when he's down, yeah ♪ 128 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,059 ♪ But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you ♪ 129 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,395 ♪ I'm standing on my own two feet ♪ 130 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,389 ♪ Out of the doorway, the bullets rip ♪ 131 00:08:06,394 --> 00:08:08,905 ♪ Repeating to the sound of the beat oh, yeah! ♪ 132 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,700 - ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ - ♪ Oh! ♪ 133 00:08:14,610 --> 00:08:16,195 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 134 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:19,160 ♪ And another one gone and another one gone ♪ 135 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,865 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 136 00:08:20,870 --> 00:08:21,871 ♪ Hey! ♪ 137 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,206 ♪ I'm gonna get you, too ♪ 138 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:25,208 ♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ 139 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,250 [SONG ENDS] 140 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,255 What... 141 00:08:27,794 --> 00:08:28,794 What just happened? 142 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,426 Hmm? I already told you. 143 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:32,260 Poisoned whistle. 144 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,308 Oh. 145 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:39,936 [HUFFS, CHUCKLES] 146 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:45,102 What part of "stay away from me" do you not understand? 147 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,522 Just wanted to see exactly what it is you do for work. 148 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,606 Ahh... 149 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,025 You're some kind of police assistant, is that right? 150 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,735 Consultant. 151 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,488 Whatever. Just go away, Dad. 152 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,865 How'd you even know I was here, anyway? 153 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,535 Well, the singing and dancing was a bit of a giveaway. 154 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,953 Ah, but fun, right? 155 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,252 - Well, I mean, yes, I... - [CHUCKLES] 156 00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:06,624 That's beside the point. 157 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,881 It is not what people do at a crime scene. 158 00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:10,490 Understood. 159 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:13,511 From now on, you won't even know I'm here. 160 00:09:14,195 --> 00:09:16,155 ["ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST" PLAYING] 161 00:09:21,878 --> 00:09:23,296 Oh, God. 162 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:27,800 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 163 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,824 [WOMAN] I truly have no idea who could have done this. 164 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:39,156 Is that because he had no enemies that you know of? 165 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,871 No, because he had so many. 166 00:09:41,355 --> 00:09:44,370 Being a ref can be pretty polarizing. [SNIFFLES] 167 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,247 He had to make tough calls. 168 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:49,338 A lot of people on the losing end of them would blame Steve. 169 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,003 - I'm a teacher myself. - Mm-hmm. 170 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,672 The kids, the parents, they... 171 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,508 they take these things very seriously. 172 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:01,178 Did he have to make, uh, any of these tough calls recently? 173 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:03,915 Actually, yes, just last week. 174 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:08,936 With the Mulholland High Saints and the Benedict Canyon Wildcats. 175 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,277 It cost the Saints the District Championship. 176 00:10:11,761 --> 00:10:12,906 People freaked out. 177 00:10:12,911 --> 00:10:16,176 Our house was egged, and we got threatening emails. 178 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:17,181 It was bad. 179 00:10:17,186 --> 00:10:20,857 - Could I take a look at those emails? - Of course. Anything. 180 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,533 Thank you. 181 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:25,958 So, Officer Denny here will take the rest of your statement, all right? 182 00:10:25,963 --> 00:10:28,006 It's not what people do at a crime scene. 183 00:10:28,986 --> 00:10:30,024 Thank you. 184 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:31,822 I do not wanna see you again! 185 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,673 [CHUCKLES] Hi. 186 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:36,464 - Hi. Hey. Who were you talking to? - [SIGHS] 187 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:40,092 Oh, just, uh, someone in dire need of wardrobe advice. 188 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,516 I mean, socks with sandals. Need I say more? 189 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:44,602 Lucifer, who is that? 190 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,380 It's, um... 191 00:10:48,798 --> 00:10:51,092 [SIGHS] It's my dad. 192 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,315 Your dad? As in, God? 193 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,276 Yes. Yes, and I know it's probably very overwhelming, 194 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,820 but please do not inflate his ego, Detective. 195 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,056 It's big enough as it is. Here we go again. 196 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:03,140 Hi. 197 00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:06,827 [CHUCKLES] Hi, God, I... Well... I'm Chloe. 198 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,612 I'm guessing you already know that, but 199 00:11:08,616 --> 00:11:11,165 here's something maybe you don't know, 200 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,297 and respectfully, sir, 201 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,083 you are a terrible father. 202 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,395 I am sure you had your hands full 203 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,758 with creating the Earth, you know, the sun, 204 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,218 the universe, whatever, 205 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,804 but I know what it's like to be a working parent, 206 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:28,391 and my two cents, again, respectfully, when it comes to Lucifer. 207 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,892 you screwed up. 208 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,210 Big time. 209 00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:34,772 You know, your kid acts up, and you kick them out of the house 210 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,982 and go radio silent for thousands of years? 211 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,155 That's just mean. 212 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,699 Respectfully. 213 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,213 It's nice to finally meet you, Chloe Decker. 214 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:58,075 I can certainly see how much you care for my son. 215 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,804 - He's lucky to have you. - Right, 'cause I'm a gift? 216 00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:04,301 Speaking of, I'd like to talk... 217 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,679 That's probably enough for our first meet and greet. 218 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,398 We don't want anyone to get smited. Yes. 219 00:12:09,403 --> 00:12:11,308 Plus, we have a murder to solve. 220 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,558 So off you pop, Dad. Come on. 221 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,066 Now you see what I've been dealing with? 222 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,071 Yeah. 223 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,659 - [GRUNTS] - [CHARLIE COOING] 224 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,615 [LINDA] What are you doing? 225 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,497 Oh, I, uh... 226 00:12:29,607 --> 00:12:31,108 I spoke to my father. 227 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:34,820 Turns out we won't be needing this after all. 228 00:12:35,738 --> 00:12:37,735 Well, do wings come in later? 229 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:40,488 Or is it, like, a puberty thing? [CHUCKLING] 230 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:44,455 Am I gonna find feathers next to crusty socks under his bed? [LAUGHS] 231 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,643 Charlie won't be getting wings, Linda, ever. 232 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,726 I'm sorry to say that our son is just a... 233 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,519 just a normal human baby. 234 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,234 Well, that's a relief! 235 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,523 Why do you look so sad? 236 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:02,568 Do you not realize that this is good news? 237 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,445 No more ugly-ass bubble wrap. 238 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,906 No more worrying about a head-on with a 737. 239 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,743 I mean, this... This... This is fantastic. 240 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,308 Because he can't fly. 241 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:15,376 Yay. 242 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,460 Okay, wait. 243 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:23,093 You're disappointed because you think angels are better than humans. 244 00:13:23,619 --> 00:13:24,715 Don't you? 245 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,884 Well, yes, Linda. We are better. 246 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,386 We can fly. We live forever. 247 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,185 There's our superhuman strength. 248 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:44,401 I... probably shouldn't have done that. 249 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,575 [METAL CREAKING] 250 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,997 I'll have Maze take a look at that. 251 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,458 Did I mention that we can fly? 252 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:59,004 [CLEARS THROAT] I mean, no offense, Linda, but we are better. 253 00:14:00,364 --> 00:14:04,285 Okay. Um, offense taken, Amenadiel. 254 00:14:05,369 --> 00:14:06,369 You know what? 255 00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:10,286 Why don't you fly this bag of shit to the trash 256 00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:13,586 while Charlie and I go on a lame human walk? 257 00:14:14,738 --> 00:14:16,478 "You ruined my life, and I'm gonna make sure 258 00:14:16,483 --> 00:14:18,753 you never ref another game again. 259 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,839 The world would be a better place if you would just drop dead". 260 00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:22,844 Subtle. 261 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,359 This email came from your account, JJ. 262 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,402 So? 263 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,497 So it sounds like your son threatened 264 00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,072 to kill the referee who is now dead. 265 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,949 Surely, you see where we're going with this. 266 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,665 So you're a linebacker for the Mulholland High Saints? 267 00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:38,622 And until last week's playoff loss to the Wildcats, 268 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,208 you had a full scholarship to SMU on the table? 269 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,877 You mean until the ref made 270 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,468 the most asinine call in the history of high school football? Yes. 271 00:14:48,245 --> 00:14:51,432 So you blame Steve Rockwell for the loss of your scholarship? 272 00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:53,616 Of course it's Rockwell's fault. 273 00:14:53,621 --> 00:14:55,821 He's a stupid ref who made a stupid call. 274 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,875 He ruined everything for us. 275 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,811 Don't you mean ruined everything for him? [CHUCKLES] 276 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,689 JJ, do you even want to be an LB at SMU? 277 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,880 I mean, it's a lot of acronyms to keep track of, for starters. 278 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,863 He doesn't know what he wants. He's 17. 279 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,203 That's why I'm here, helping him, guiding him. 280 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,451 Watching him. 281 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,292 ["EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE" PLAYING] 282 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,178 ♪ Every breath you take ♪ 283 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,390 ♪ And every move you make ♪ 284 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,639 ♪ Every bond you break ♪ 285 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,682 ♪ Every step you take ♪ 286 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,773 ♪ I'll be watching you ♪ 287 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:46,857 ♪ Every single day ♪ 288 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,448 ♪ And every word I say ♪ 289 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,030 ♪ Every game I play ♪ 290 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,949 ♪ Every night I stay ♪ 291 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,247 ♪ He'll be watching me ♪ 292 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:03,207 ♪ Oh, can't you see ♪ 293 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,632 ♪ You belong to me? ♪ 294 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,423 ♪ How my poor heart aches ♪ 295 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,390 ♪ With every step you take ♪ 296 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,513 ♪ Every move you make ♪ 297 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,598 [LUCIFER] ♪ Every move I make ♪ 298 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,642 ♪ Every vow you break ♪ 299 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,894 ♪ Every vow I break ♪ 300 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,896 ♪ Every smile I fake ♪ 301 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,898 ♪ Every claim I stake ♪ 302 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,406 - ♪ He'll be watching me ♪ - [MOTHER] ♪ I'll be watching you ♪ 303 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:37,992 ♪ Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace ♪ 304 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,996 ♪ I dream at night I can only see your face ♪ 305 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,166 ♪ I look around but it's you I can't replace ♪ 306 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:50,254 ♪ I feel so cold and I long for your embrace ♪ 307 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:57,182 ♪ I keep crying, baby, baby, please ♪ 308 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,437 - ♪ I'll be watching you ♪ - [LUCIFER] ♪ Every breath I take ♪ 309 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,564 ♪ Every move I make ♪ 310 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,399 ♪ Every bond I break ♪ 311 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,735 - ♪ Every step I take ♪ - [MOTHER] ♪ I'll be watching you ♪ 312 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,737 - [LUCIFER] ♪ Every single day ♪ - [VOCALIZING] 313 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,822 [LUCIFER] ♪ Every word I say ♪ 314 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,824 ♪ Every game I play ♪ 315 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,951 - ♪ Every night I stay ♪ - ♪ I'll be watching you ♪ 316 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,911 ♪ Every single day ♪ 317 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,955 ♪ Every word I say ♪ 318 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,332 ♪ Every game I play ♪ 319 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,340 - He'll be watching me. - [SONG ENDS] 320 00:17:31,742 --> 00:17:32,742 Bastard. 321 00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:36,467 Forget what she wants. 322 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,012 Speak for yourself, young man. Tell me, 323 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,242 what is it you truly desire? 324 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,063 I... I... 325 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,800 I wanna be in the CIA. 326 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,883 - Oh, did not see that coming. - Mm. 327 00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:54,840 The Culinary Institute of America. 328 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,821 I wanna be a pastry chef. 329 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,323 The CI what now? 330 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,867 [POUNDS TABLE] Madam, please! Ground your helicopter. 331 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,459 It's time you let this poor boy make his own decisions, and... 332 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,545 I... I need a word with my father. 333 00:18:11,015 --> 00:18:12,015 [DOOR CLOSES] 334 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,591 Okay, if you must know, I sent that email. 335 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,344 - [CHLOE] Hmm. - But you can't hold me. 336 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,847 You don't have any evidence that I killed anyone. You wanna know why? 337 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,933 Because I didn't. JJ, let's go. 338 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,727 Um... I'd like to say something. 339 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,484 - Just... - [CHLOE] Excuse me. 340 00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:32,147 Go ahead. 341 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,232 I saw Mr. Rockwell arguing with some dude 342 00:18:34,237 --> 00:18:36,869 - in the parking lot a couple of days ago. - Mm-hmm. 343 00:18:36,874 --> 00:18:39,363 I didn't recognize the guy, but it looked intense. 344 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,405 Can you describe him? 345 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:44,331 Not really. Uh, tall, he was wearing, like, a ball cap. 346 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,502 No, but he got into, like, this really old-school yellow truck. 347 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,044 Does that help? 348 00:18:50,049 --> 00:18:52,802 Yes. Yes, it does, thank you, JJ. 349 00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:58,115 Maybe you should join the CIA. 350 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,195 You're a really good spy. 351 00:19:00,199 --> 00:19:02,094 You really should start listening to him. 352 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,299 What now? 353 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:08,605 - Are you okay? - [SIGHING] 354 00:19:09,313 --> 00:19:10,563 You thought your Dad was here? 355 00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:13,108 He was, but he seems to have vanished. 356 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,072 [SIGHS] Well, at least JJ's mom is clearly guilty as sin. 357 00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:20,743 We... not exactly. No confession, 358 00:19:20,748 --> 00:19:22,823 no hard evidence. We can't hold her. 359 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,247 My gut says that she's innocent anyhow, so... 360 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:30,455 Even if she didn't kill the ref, that woman is far from innocent. 361 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,292 Poor JJ is permanently screwed, 362 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,612 destined to be a broken man 363 00:19:34,617 --> 00:19:37,462 because of his overbearing, judgmental mother. 364 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,465 He will never be able to live like a normal person, 365 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,593 love like a normal person. 366 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,932 - [SIGHS] - Yeah. 367 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,306 I feel... for him. 368 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,992 Best thing for JJ is to sever all ties with the tyrant, 369 00:19:49,997 --> 00:19:51,685 get as far away from her as possible. 370 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:56,773 Or maybe he could keep his parent close 371 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,281 so that they could work through their issues. 372 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,071 Rebuild their broken relationship 373 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,829 so that he might let go of his anger and resentment and... 374 00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:09,478 live a normal life. 375 00:20:09,483 --> 00:20:12,669 And have normal, loving relationships. Yeah. 376 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,176 Huh. [EXHALES] 377 00:20:20,035 --> 00:20:23,492 So, I'd give you the tour, but I know you've been spying... I mean, 378 00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:25,869 kindly watching over me for millennia. 379 00:20:25,874 --> 00:20:28,639 Uh, the bed's yours. I'll take the sofa. 380 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,224 Clean towels in the bathroom. 381 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,469 But for you's sake, don't use my loofah. 382 00:20:32,474 --> 00:20:34,144 That's gross. I got you your own. 383 00:20:34,925 --> 00:20:37,010 What exactly is this about, son? 384 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:41,652 Well, remember that thing that I said about staying away 385 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,533 - from me for all eternity? - Mm-hmm. 386 00:20:44,226 --> 00:20:45,389 I take it back. 387 00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:49,493 I think it's time that you and I worked on our relationship 388 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,371 so that I may have a relationship. 389 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,376 Ergo... 390 00:20:54,194 --> 00:20:57,781 mi casa es su casa, Dad. 391 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,003 - Hmm. - Fun. 392 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,008 Yeah. 393 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,903 Interrogation's through those doors. 394 00:21:07,908 --> 00:21:10,060 Lots of judging goes on in there. You'd like that. 395 00:21:10,547 --> 00:21:13,227 Uh, donuts are here, a triumph of mankind, 396 00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:14,551 as I'm sure you're aware. Here. 397 00:21:14,556 --> 00:21:16,395 [LAUGHS] Have a sprinkled. 398 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,568 - My favorite. - Mm-hmm. 399 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,487 Very nice. 400 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,652 I prefer the ones with the little cereal bits on top. 401 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,669 But thank you. 402 00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:28,053 Anyway, that's pretty much it. 403 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,325 So where's your throne? 404 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,035 [LAUGHS] 405 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,705 There are no thrones here, Dad. That's not how it works. 406 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,837 Right. Right, I... I knew that. 407 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,627 I meant metaphorically, where's your seat of power? 408 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,255 - You said you were very important here. - I am. 409 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,842 But I, you know, prefer to stand, ready for action. 410 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:47,847 [GOD] Hmm. 411 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,621 - [SIGHS] - So you don't have an office? 412 00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:53,640 - It's open floor plan, Dad! - [MUMBLES] Oh, okay. 413 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,684 - So where's your desk? - [SIGHS] 414 00:21:55,689 --> 00:22:00,272 Oh, Daniel, would you mind explaining to this gentleman 415 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,774 how important I am to the investigative process? 416 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,468 Not now, Lucifer. 417 00:22:04,473 --> 00:22:05,485 He has a desk. 418 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,237 Maybe if you work hard enough, 419 00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:10,370 you might one day rise to this man's level. 420 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:14,036 - Or you can maybe get one of these. - [LUCIFER] Hmm. 421 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,001 Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 422 00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:17,873 Who are you? 423 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,797 Uh, Dan, this is... 424 00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:22,990 my dad. 425 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:24,755 - [DAN CHUCKLES] - [GOD] Hmm. 426 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,094 You know, the big man. 427 00:22:27,704 --> 00:22:28,704 It's God. 428 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,059 [GASPS] Oh. 429 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,431 - Oh. - [LUCIFER] Hmm. 430 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,634 Hi. Hello... Huh... Hello... Uh, Mr... 431 00:22:37,639 --> 00:22:40,679 Your, uh, Highness, Your Holy... [GASPS] 432 00:22:40,684 --> 00:22:45,434 I am, uh, D... Daniel, Detec... Detective Daniel Espinoza. 433 00:22:45,439 --> 00:22:46,518 Nice to meet... 434 00:22:46,523 --> 00:22:49,363 It's, uh... It's real nice, buddy. 435 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,286 It's real nice to meet you. 436 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:54,581 Oh. 437 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,662 I know who you are, actually. 438 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,830 [DAN] Hmm. 439 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,504 I believe you met my wife. 440 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,839 Oh. Hmm. 441 00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,846 - Right. - [DAN CHUCKLES] 442 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:18,522 I'll be seeing you later. 443 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:21,607 Or not. 444 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,982 Anyway, Dad, why don't I show you the vending machines, hmm? 445 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,656 Come on. [LAUGHS] 446 00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,404 [SIGHS] Have you tried Cool Ranch Puffs? 447 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,160 - [GOD] No. - [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 448 00:23:36,064 --> 00:23:37,691 [MAZIKEEN] Here you go, Ella. 449 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,997 - Lunchtime. - [ELLA] What? Don't... How dare you! 450 00:23:41,002 --> 00:23:42,040 I don't want him. 451 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:44,464 Well, he's got a motorcycle. 452 00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:49,803 [HESITATES] Yeah, well, motorcycles are unsafe. 453 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:54,219 Is it a Harley? 454 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,434 [MAZIKEEN] Mm-hmm. 455 00:23:56,668 --> 00:24:00,350 Just no, stop! Stop! What are you trying to do, torture me? 456 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:01,355 Totally. 457 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:05,939 [EXHALES] And you enjoy it, don't you? 458 00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,900 Hey, I'm just being me.[EXHALES] 459 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:10,449 Perfect the way I am. 460 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:16,324 Maze, you say that you're bad, okay? But I think it's just an act. 461 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:19,082 You... You put bad guys away, remember? 462 00:24:19,566 --> 00:24:23,248 Handcuffed, going to jail. You make the world a better place. 463 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:24,253 You're right. 464 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,710 ["BAD TO THE BONE" PLAYING] 465 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,924 Huh! 466 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:30,635 ♪ Now, listen up ♪ 467 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:34,009 ♪ Now on the day I was born ♪ 468 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:36,887 ♪ The nurses all gathered 'round ♪ 469 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,264 ♪ And they gazed in wide wonder ♪ 470 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,766 ♪ At the joy they had found ♪ 471 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:44,352 ♪ The head nurse spoke up ♪ 472 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:46,938 ♪ She said, "Leave this one alone" ♪ 473 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:49,524 ♪ She could tell right away ♪ 474 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,860 ♪ That I was bad to the bone ♪ 475 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,696 ♪ Bad to the bone ♪ 476 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,240 ♪ Bad to the bone ♪ 477 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,701 ♪ B-b-b-b-bad ♪ 478 00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:03,497 ♪ B-b-b-b-bad ♪ 479 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:07,375 - ["NO SCRUBS" PLAYING] - [VOCALIZING] 480 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,961 ♪ No, I don't want your number ♪ 481 00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:12,297 ♪ No, I don't wanna give you mine ♪ 482 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:15,008 ♪ And no, I don't wanna meet you nowhere ♪ 483 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,427 ♪ No, I don't want none of your time ♪ 484 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:20,138 ♪ And no, I don't want no scrub ♪ 485 00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:23,350 ♪ A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me ♪ 486 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:26,686 ♪ Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride ♪ 487 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,438 ♪ Trying to holler at me ♪ 488 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:30,607 [MAZIKEEN] ♪ Bad to the bone ♪ 489 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:33,151 ♪ Bad to the bone ♪ 490 00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:35,737 ♪ No, I don't want your number ♪ 491 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:38,532 ♪ No, I don't wanna give you mine and no... ♪ 492 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,034 ♪ B-b-b-b-bad ♪ 493 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,495 ♪ B-b-b-b-bad ♪ 494 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,122 ♪ No, I don't wanna meet you nowhere ♪ 495 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,291 ♪ No, I don't want none of your time ♪ 496 00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:50,877 - ♪ So bad ♪ - ♪ No, I don't want no scrub ♪ 497 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,547 - ♪ Bad to the bone ♪ - ♪ Scrub can't get no love from me ♪ 498 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,132 - ♪ So bad ♪ - ♪ Hanging out the passenger side ♪ 499 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:59,010 ♪ Of his best friend's ride trying to holler at me ♪ 500 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:01,054 - ♪ So bad ♪ - ♪ I don't want no scrub ♪ 501 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,057 - ♪ Bad to the bone ♪ - ♪ Scrub can't get no love from me ♪ 502 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,269 - ♪ I'm bad, so bad ♪ - ♪ Hanging out the passenger side ♪ 503 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,020 - ♪ I'm bad ♪ - ♪ Of his best friend's ride ♪ 504 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:10,230 ♪ Trying to holler at me ♪ 505 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,237 [SONG ENDS] 506 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,822 [SIGHING] Whoa. 507 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,453 Okay. Harley. 508 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,410 [CHLOE] Hi. 509 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,750 Oh. Hi. Hey. 510 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,878 Uh, did you, uh, find a yellow truck? 511 00:26:29,262 --> 00:26:32,210 Uh, not yet, but, um, you okay? 512 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:35,171 Oh, yeah, I just got a couple of reports back from the lab. 513 00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:36,798 You know how excited I get. 514 00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:40,510 First, identified the poison. Components aren't easy to come by. 515 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:42,265 You gotta order them through hospitals, 516 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:43,930 chemistry labs, places like that. 517 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:46,975 Right, so not exactly a lead, but could help narrow things later. 518 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:50,270 No, here is the juicy one. 519 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,688 Other than the victim's, 520 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:54,899 we found two other people's fingerprints on Rockwell's whistle. 521 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:56,151 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 522 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:59,487 - So, anything from AFIS? - Nope. But I did get a hit on EDS. 523 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:02,115 Educational Database. What, a teacher? 524 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,658 Nope again. A coach. 525 00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:06,166 And here is the juicy juice. 526 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:10,373 He drives an old-school yellow truck. 527 00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:11,791 Really? 528 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:15,545 So, uh, Dale McVey, the coach for Benedict Canyon Wildcats. 529 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,690 But doesn't make sense that he'd wanna hurt Rockwell, 530 00:27:17,695 --> 00:27:19,174 because his bad call 531 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:20,383 made the Wildcats win. 532 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,426 Right, but... 533 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:24,663 [LUCIFER] Dad! What are you doing? You're embarrassing me. 534 00:27:24,668 --> 00:27:26,369 [GOD] I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. 535 00:27:26,373 --> 00:27:27,723 It's not what you're saying, Dad. 536 00:27:27,728 --> 00:27:29,793 It's the way that you're saying it. 537 00:27:29,798 --> 00:27:32,354 - Hey, Lucifer. - Hi. 538 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,235 And hello again to you, sir. 539 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,941 Good to see you two hanging out. 540 00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:39,737 - He doesn't like the coffee. - I didn't say that. I didn't say anything. 541 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:42,030 You spat it in the garbage. 542 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:44,032 See, this is how it's always been with him. 543 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,993 A subtle raised eyebrow, then straight to raining frogs. Here. 544 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,745 Taste this, tell him it's delicious. 545 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,038 Uh, not sure I should. 546 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,956 Go ahead, child. Taste it. 547 00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:53,500 - It's fine. - Of course it's fine. 548 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,835 That's why I want her to taste it. Taste it. 549 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,254 - [CHLOE] No... - [LUCIFER] Taste it! 550 00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:00,887 [WHISPERS] I just don't think that I should get in the middle of this. 551 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,551 I would really prefer not to. 552 00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,720 So, good to see you. Excuse me. 553 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:06,810 [GRUNTS] 554 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:10,058 - Now look what you did. - [GROANS] 555 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:11,356 - Come with me. - [KNOCKING] 556 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,984 Ah! Taste this. 557 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:23,493 [BOTH SIGHING] 558 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,580 [SIGHS] 559 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:30,875 [SIGHS] 560 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,296 [LINDA] I find these things are... 561 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:38,758 usually never really about... 562 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:40,964 the coffee. 563 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,882 Perhaps you two could 564 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:47,267 care to discuss what this is really about? 565 00:28:49,669 --> 00:28:51,630 Okay. Okay. 566 00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:55,645 Okay, he comes down here, judging every little thing, 567 00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:58,148 which is ironic because he made every little thing. 568 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:02,193 Made all of us imperfect and then criticizes us for not measuring up. 569 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:06,661 So, photoshop your selfies, prepare ye the way for Mr. Judgy-pants. 570 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:11,870 Is this one of those times when you say one thing and mean another? 571 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,747 Because I certainly didn't invent that. 572 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,248 If you're referring to sarcasm, 573 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:18,168 I'm not smart-alecky enough to take credit for that. 574 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,920 Smart being in the title, to which I'm sure you'll disagree. 575 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,297 There it goes again. 576 00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,841 Okay. God, perhaps we should start with you. 577 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:27,802 Has Lucifer done anything recently to anger you? 578 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:30,138 [CHUCKLES] Of course not. 579 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,098 I'm not angry about anything. 580 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:36,227 [CHUCKLES] So, what? You just banished me to Hell for shiggles? 581 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:37,979 Be honest! 582 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:41,065 You were pissed that I threatened your superhero status 583 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:42,776 and you were dying to punish me. 584 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,277 You wanted me to suffer. 585 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,821 - It's impossible to make him happy. - [LAUGHS] 586 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:49,908 If I give my opinion, I'm controlling. 587 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:52,952 If I stand back and let him make his own decisions, 588 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:55,830 I'm the distant father with the "mysterious ways". 589 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:59,250 Whatever I do, he assumes the worst possible intentions. 590 00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:01,753 That's because nothing is ever good enough for you. 591 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,447 "Why don't you have a desk? Why doesn't your car have a roof?" 592 00:30:04,452 --> 00:30:06,549 "Why's your kitchen just a wall of Scotch?" 593 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:09,511 I was merely trying to take an interest in your life. 594 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,639 He turned my crime scene into a music video. [CHUCKLES] 595 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:18,186 And I do believe I detected a certain baritone singing the loudest. 596 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,481 It's baritone-tenor split, 597 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:21,606 and I can't help myself if the music starts. 598 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:23,858 You know that, and that's why you're doing it! 599 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,965 - That's why you're doing it. - Time out! 600 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,281 You wanna know what I think? 601 00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:33,660 Oh, this is where the advice comes in, so try to pay attention. 602 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,954 I wouldn't want you to "misinterpret" anything. 603 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,962 You. You are an archangel. 604 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,376 You're able to fly. 605 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,794 Live forever. 606 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,969 Coax the desires out of all humanity. 607 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:47,719 Fly. 608 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,221 And you... 609 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,595 you are Almighty God. 610 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:57,263 You are the most important being in the entire universe. 611 00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:01,145 - You made the universe. You did that. - [LUCIFER SCOFFS] 612 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,339 You've had millennia 613 00:31:03,344 --> 00:31:05,569 to evolve beyond all the petty squabbles 614 00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:07,094 that we have down here on Earth. 615 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,769 [CHUCKLES] And yet, you haven't. 616 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:12,991 You're basically just like all of us. [CHUCKLES] 617 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,742 I mean, maybe even worse, 618 00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:18,663 if you consider all the time that you've had to evolve... 619 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:22,714 [LAUGHS] ... beyond all of this nonsense. 620 00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:26,175 I mean, take this father-son discord. 621 00:31:26,993 --> 00:31:30,622 So your son didn't turn out exactly how you'd hoped. 622 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,468 So he can't fly. 623 00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,804 I think we've already established that I can fly. 624 00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:37,181 You know what a good father does? 625 00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:38,479 He loves his son. 626 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,857 Unconditionally. 627 00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:44,569 Even if he doesn't have a fancy pair of wings. 628 00:31:46,054 --> 00:31:47,472 No matter what. 629 00:31:49,098 --> 00:31:50,517 Supports him. 630 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:54,078 You smell what I'm cooking? 631 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,993 Uh, usually she's quite perceptive, 632 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:59,876 but I suppose everyone has an off day now and then. 633 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,250 I believe I smell what you're cooking. 634 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:07,926 In fact, I think I know exactly what to do. 635 00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:14,833 Get ready to be supported, son. 636 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:17,710 Okay. 637 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:21,476 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! 638 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:25,021 Believe me, crabs are not a part of humanity you want to experience. 639 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,236 [CHUCKLES] Whatever you say, son. 640 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:31,611 [SNIFFS, GROANS] 641 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,347 Excuse me, do you know where we can find Coach McVey? 642 00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:37,747 - Should be here any minute. - Great. Thank you so much. 643 00:32:40,483 --> 00:32:43,815 What a lovely, sweaty room you've brought me to, Lucifer. 644 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:45,525 - Are you two okay? - Hmm. 645 00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:48,586 Couldn't be better. I'm just happy to be here with my boy, 646 00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:51,844 having some affirming, receptive fun. Speaking of... 647 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,655 - Go deep, son. - What? 648 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:57,766 Nice... 649 00:32:58,668 --> 00:32:59,752 block! [CHUCKLES] 650 00:33:00,518 --> 00:33:02,558 Please tell me you're Coach McVey. 651 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:03,851 Can I help you? 652 00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:06,187 - Yes... - [GOD] That's my son Lucifer. 653 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:08,189 He's a very important assist... 654 00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:10,775 consultant for the police. 655 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:13,491 Doesn't have a desk because he likes to stay on the move. 656 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:15,575 Right. 657 00:33:16,059 --> 00:33:17,784 I'm Detective Decker, LAPD. 658 00:33:17,789 --> 00:33:20,289 What can you tell us about Steve Rockwell? 659 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:21,828 I'm sorry, who? 660 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,798 Well, a witness said they saw you arguing 661 00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:25,293 a few days before his death. 662 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:30,545 - Oh, you mean "unnecessary ref-ness"? - [LUCIFER CHUCKLES] 663 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:34,512 Look, not to speak ill, but that guy was a judgmental prick. 664 00:33:35,330 --> 00:33:37,994 Well, it's sort of his job to pass judgment. 665 00:33:37,999 --> 00:33:40,830 Yeah, but he didn't have to be so goddamned sanctimonious about it. 666 00:33:40,835 --> 00:33:42,749 Oh, please don't bring me into this. 667 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:44,244 [SIGHS] Yes, it's not what they say. 668 00:33:44,249 --> 00:33:46,499 It's the way they say it. Am I right? 669 00:33:46,504 --> 00:33:48,479 Wait a minute, you're not here because you think 670 00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,648 I had anything to do with what happened to the ref. 671 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,275 I mean, I'm the last guy. 672 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,394 That dumb-ass call got us into the playoffs. 673 00:33:54,399 --> 00:33:55,824 Then why did we find your prints 674 00:33:55,829 --> 00:33:57,474 on the poisoned whistle that killed him? 675 00:33:57,479 --> 00:33:58,479 [LUCIFER] Hmm. 676 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,743 Okay, maybe I need a lawyer. 677 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:06,794 Or maybe you'd like to tell us what it is that you truly desire. 678 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:08,796 I... 679 00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:11,507 - I... - Mm-hmm. 680 00:34:12,091 --> 00:34:14,552 I wanna be tackled by a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. 681 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:18,342 The CIF championship would get me to the university level. 682 00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:21,554 [SIGHS] And a few years of that, I'd be doing pros in no time. 683 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,682 - And by doing pros, I mean, well... - [GRUNTS] 684 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:27,518 - You know what I mean. [LAUGHS] - Yes, I know what you mean. 685 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:29,729 - Excellent use of your special talent. - [SIGHS] 686 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,190 One you can't take credit for, might I remind you, 687 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:34,442 since I know we self-actualize, so yay me. 688 00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:35,693 Hmm. Yes, of course. 689 00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:38,488 But technically, I made you self-actualize, 690 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:40,828 so, team effort. Up high! 691 00:34:41,521 --> 00:34:43,610 [CHLOE] Anyhow, so I did some digging. 692 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:46,662 The very same day you were seen arguing with Rockwell, 693 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:50,833 you made a big withdrawal from your bank account. $5,000 in cash? 694 00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:54,045 Yes, perhaps you made a deal with the referee to make a bad call 695 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,593 and then decided not to pay up. 696 00:34:57,578 --> 00:34:58,578 Look... 697 00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:02,220 a week before the game, I did offer him a payout, 698 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,264 just to, like, you know, nudge things my way. 699 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:08,142 But Mr. High and Mighty... [SCOFFS] He turned me down. 700 00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:10,019 Then we get to game time, 701 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:12,814 and he actually does throw a make-or-break in my favor. 702 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:15,319 Worst call I've ever seen. 703 00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,610 So I figured he was just posturing before. 704 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:18,635 So I go to pay him off, 705 00:35:18,639 --> 00:35:21,489 he acts like he doesn't know what I'm talking about. 706 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:22,794 Threatens to turn me in. 707 00:35:22,799 --> 00:35:26,369 So you killed the pious bastard to shut him up. #deservedIt. 708 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,082 No, I didn't kill anyone. 709 00:35:28,086 --> 00:35:30,540 But I think I know how my prints got on that whistle. 710 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:33,464 A couple of days ago, someone broke into my truck, my baby. 711 00:35:34,073 --> 00:35:36,784 And they took my bag. It was just dirty clothes, but... 712 00:35:37,593 --> 00:35:39,057 my whistle was in there. 713 00:35:39,062 --> 00:35:41,759 We're gonna need to take your truck in for processing. 714 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:43,015 You're not gonna hurt her, are you? 715 00:35:43,019 --> 00:35:45,519 Hand the keys over and I won't hurt you. 716 00:35:46,602 --> 00:35:47,890 - [KEYS JANGLE] - Fine. 717 00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:48,895 Thank you. 718 00:35:49,505 --> 00:35:53,312 Look at you, all firm and authoritative. 719 00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:55,565 Solving crimes like a real detective. 720 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:57,530 Dad! Dad, would you stop? 721 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,658 [EXHALES] Where's this truck? 722 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:08,327 ♪ If you wanna get into it we can do it right now ♪ 723 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,954 ♪ Come on... ♪ 724 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:10,972 Hey. 725 00:36:10,977 --> 00:36:11,977 Hey. 726 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,758 Lucifer told me that you found out about us. 727 00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:20,464 It must be quite a shock for you, Dan, 728 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:23,968 learning that the celestial world does, in fact, exist. 729 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:28,519 And if my divinity makes you uncomfortable at all, 730 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,184 I'd be happy to give you some space. 731 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,144 Yeah, whatever. You're an angel. It's fine. 732 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:35,588 But something funny did happen to me today. 733 00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:37,048 I met your dad. 734 00:36:37,053 --> 00:36:39,692 You know, God? The Almighty? 735 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:42,069 - I'm familiar. - Maybe I misunderstood. 736 00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:45,389 But I think he suggested that Charlotte was his wife. 737 00:36:45,394 --> 00:36:46,407 Oh. 738 00:36:46,412 --> 00:36:47,491 [CHUCKLES] 739 00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:48,623 Yeah. 740 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:54,587 For a while, my mom, the Goddess Almighty, was... 741 00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:58,232 inhabiting... Charlotte's body. 742 00:36:59,367 --> 00:37:00,367 Right. 743 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:02,093 Yeah. 744 00:37:04,497 --> 00:37:07,291 - And, you know, I'm just wondering, um... - Mm-hmm. 745 00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:11,349 Was the Goddess ever inhabiting Charlotte's body 746 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:14,010 while I was... inhabiting Charlotte's body? 747 00:37:14,015 --> 00:37:16,515 See, I prefer not to talk about this, Dan. 748 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,319 But I do believe that there was some, um... 749 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:22,364 overlap. 750 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:23,782 Cool. 751 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,534 Cool, cool, cool, cool. 752 00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:32,745 And when the Bible says that your dad is a, uh, jealous God, 753 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,455 is that, like, a literal thing? 754 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,462 I mean, surely he's way above all those... 755 00:37:37,363 --> 00:37:39,877 petty human foibles and feelings, right? 756 00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:42,463 You know, like, um, jealousy 757 00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:45,721 or like murderous, revenge-driven rage? 758 00:37:46,956 --> 00:37:47,956 Well... 759 00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:51,893 No. 760 00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:56,185 - [SCOFFS] - I don't believe he is above those things. 761 00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:58,818 - [DAN SIGHS] - Huh. [CHUCKLES] 762 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:03,614 But when it comes down to it, Dan, I mean... 763 00:38:04,974 --> 00:38:07,643 we celestials are pretty much the same as you. 764 00:38:09,937 --> 00:38:12,231 Petty foibles and feelings and all. 765 00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,275 Well, that solves that. 766 00:38:14,775 --> 00:38:17,653 I slept with God's wife. [CACKLING] 767 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,336 Which means I'm definitely going to Hell. 768 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:24,839 Whoo! Can I get a drink, please? 769 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,263 ["HELL" PLAYING] 770 00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,695 ♪ In the afterlife ♪ 771 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,072 ♪ You could be headed for the serious strife ♪ 772 00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:52,658 ♪ Now you make the scene all day ♪ 773 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,577 ♪ But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay ♪ 774 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,246 ♪ In the afterlife ♪ 775 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:59,582 ♪ You could be headed for the serious strife ♪ 776 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,500 ♪ Now you make the scene all day ♪ 777 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:03,711 ♪ And tomorrow there'll be hell to pay ♪ 778 00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:07,590 ♪ Now, people, listen attentively I mean about future calamity ♪ 779 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:10,176 ♪ I used to think the idea was obsolete ♪ 780 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,137 ♪ Until I heard the old man stamping his feet ♪ 781 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:15,514 ♪ In the afterlife ♪ 782 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,850 ♪ You could be headed for the serious strife ♪ 783 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:20,102 ♪ Now you make the scene all day ♪ 784 00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:22,109 ♪ And tomorrow there'll be hell to pay ♪ 785 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,906 ♪ Oh! ♪ 786 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:36,577 ♪ Beauty, talent, fame, money refinement, top skill and brains ♪ 787 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:38,996 ♪ But all the things you try to hide ♪ 788 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:41,374 ♪ Will be revealed on the other side ♪ 789 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,834 ♪ In the afterlife ♪ 790 00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:46,295 ♪ You could be headed for the serious strife ♪ 791 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,631 ♪ Now you make the scene all day ♪ 792 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:51,092 ♪ And tomorrow there'll be hell to pay ♪ 793 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:53,599 - [CHEERING] - [CONFETTI POPPING] 794 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,561 [WOMAN LAUGHING] 795 00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:03,646 [GOD] Such a lively place you have. 796 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,398 Right, that's it! 797 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:09,715 This bloody celestial karaoke jam, it has to stop. 798 00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:11,951 Okay, son. 799 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:15,204 From now on, ix-nay on the usic-may. 800 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:19,620 - Just as soon as this is over. - ♪ In the afterlife... ♪ 801 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:20,793 Oh, now he's dancing. 802 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:24,333 [GROANS] Excuse me. Thank you. 803 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:26,882 - ♪ And tomorrow there'll be hell to pay ♪ - [GROANS] 804 00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:30,089 Dance, children! 805 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,930 [WOMAN LAUGHING] 806 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,600 [SONG ENDS] 807 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,520 - [GOD] Morning. - [SNORTS] 808 00:40:40,087 --> 00:40:41,667 - Dad! - Made you breakfast. 809 00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,419 Dad, boundaries. 810 00:40:43,424 --> 00:40:47,548 Oh, please! You think this is the first time I've seen you naked? 811 00:40:47,553 --> 00:40:48,553 [GASPS] 812 00:40:48,558 --> 00:40:50,728 In fact, if I had a nickel for every time 813 00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:52,862 I've seen a naked body in this room, 814 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,905 on this couch, on that desk, 815 00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:57,783 on the banister, on the floor, on the piano... 816 00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,573 Just give me the tray, please. 817 00:41:00,316 --> 00:41:01,562 [SIGHS] 818 00:41:01,567 --> 00:41:02,855 I... 819 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:03,860 Try the coffee. 820 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:07,798 [LUCIFER HUFFS] 821 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:13,090 - [GOD] Hmm? Yeah? - [SIPS] Mm. 822 00:41:13,095 --> 00:41:14,346 [GOD] What do you think? 823 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,056 [LUCIFER] Mmm. 824 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,721 Oh, it's a little bitter. 825 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:20,431 - [GOD] Hmm. - Where'd you get it? 826 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:23,501 - Bolivia. I picked it up this morning. - Oh. 827 00:41:23,506 --> 00:41:25,336 [GOD] Single source, organic. 828 00:41:25,341 --> 00:41:28,939 - [SNIFFS] - A wonderful farmer, aptly named Jesús. 829 00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:31,192 Had this unique roasting method... 830 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:34,904 Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine! It's incredible, okay? You win! 831 00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:36,118 Son. 832 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,121 I am not trying to win. 833 00:41:39,705 --> 00:41:42,291 I just want what's best for you. What's wrong with that? 834 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:44,959 Nothing. 835 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:46,753 You're right. 836 00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:50,758 I'm sorry... [INHALES] 837 00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:54,256 And thank you for the coffee. 838 00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:56,091 - You're welcome. - Hmm. 839 00:41:56,096 --> 00:41:58,219 So, when are we going back to work? 840 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,614 I am going now, actually, Dad, 841 00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:02,473 but I think you should take the day off. 842 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,266 You know, rest, chill. 843 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:06,593 Yeah, I usually chill after six days of work. 844 00:42:06,598 --> 00:42:08,188 - [SIGHS] - Besides, what else would I do? 845 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:11,320 I don't know, Dad. Don't you have other children to harass? 846 00:42:12,087 --> 00:42:14,615 I mean... visit? 847 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,071 - [CHUCKLES] - [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 848 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:19,657 So the other thing is we processed McVey's truck, 849 00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:21,200 which was filthy, by the way. 850 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:24,578 - I mean, that is one dirty, dirty man. - Hmm? 851 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:26,080 Um, never mind. 852 00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:28,374 Anyway, other than the trash, 853 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,209 we found some long hairs stuck down 854 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:32,069 by where he said he kept his gym bag. 855 00:42:32,074 --> 00:42:36,240 Lab reports say that those hairs were dyed orange and blue. 856 00:42:36,245 --> 00:42:38,576 Temporary dye, the kind that rinses out. 857 00:42:38,581 --> 00:42:40,828 What, the kind fans use for football games? 858 00:42:40,833 --> 00:42:44,348 Yeah. And it looks like Rockwell has indeed reffed for a school 859 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,892 whose colors are orange and blue. Van Ness High. 860 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:48,176 But that's not one of the schools involved 861 00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:50,145 in that controversial call a few weeks back. 862 00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:51,795 He was a ref for a long time. 863 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,691 Probably made some stinky calls over the years. 864 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:56,093 - Maybe Van Ness was one of 'em? - Definitely possible. 865 00:42:56,098 --> 00:42:57,797 But whoever killed Steve must've known 866 00:42:57,802 --> 00:43:00,237 about the fight between him and Coach McVey. 867 00:43:00,242 --> 00:43:02,783 Right. Or they wouldn't have known who to frame. 868 00:43:02,788 --> 00:43:04,121 Okay. I'll call JJ, 869 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:06,662 see if he saw anyone from Van Ness in the parking lot 870 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:09,290 the night of the argument, and thank you, El. 871 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:10,295 De nada. 872 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,425 [LUCIFER WHISTLING] 873 00:43:17,369 --> 00:43:18,454 Hello, Detective. 874 00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:22,720 Hi. You're in a good mood. Things going well with your dad? 875 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,930 Only 'cause he's not here at the moment. 876 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:29,023 Personally, I've had it up to here with his sacrosanct American Idol. 877 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,729 - What are you talking about? - That's right. 878 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,406 Humans don't seem to realize, 879 00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:35,316 but Dad has been making people 880 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:38,694 break out into song and dance at his every whim. 881 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,738 And it could not be more patronizing. 882 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:42,656 Wow, yeah. That... that is weird. 883 00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:45,034 Well, not really. It's just like him to decide 884 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:48,579 something's so inadequate it requires a sacred zhuzh. 885 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:51,378 Classic Dad. Always judging. [CHUCKLES] 886 00:43:52,504 --> 00:43:55,628 Can you imagine living with that? Eon after eon. 887 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,009 Yes, yes. Imagine. 888 00:43:58,902 --> 00:43:59,903 What are you looking for? 889 00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:04,136 Witness statement. [SCOFFS] 890 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,769 What do you know. Wanna take a trip to Van Ness High? 891 00:44:09,672 --> 00:44:11,382 Sorry we're just walking, baby. 892 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,938 - I know it's not as cool as flying. - [COOS] 893 00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:17,691 But, at least we've got each other. Right? 894 00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:19,907 ["JUST THE TWO OF US" PLAYING] 895 00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:29,578 ♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪ 896 00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:32,206 ♪ And the beauty of it all ♪ 897 00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:35,089 ♪ Is when the sun comes shining through ♪ 898 00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:39,880 ♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪ 899 00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:42,341 ♪ When I think of you sometime ♪ 900 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:45,552 ♪ And I wanna spend some time with you ♪ 901 00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:47,976 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 902 00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:51,183 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 903 00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:53,148 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 904 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:54,983 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 905 00:44:55,901 --> 00:44:58,357 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 906 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:01,318 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 907 00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:03,404 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 908 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:04,780 ♪ You and I ♪ 909 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:06,532 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 910 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:09,118 ♪ From the first time the doctor placed you in my arms ♪ 911 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,453 ♪ I knew I'd meet death before I'd let you meet harm ♪ 912 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:14,289 ♪ Although questions arose in my mind would I be man enough ♪ 913 00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:16,959 ♪ Against wrong choose right and be standin' up? ♪ 914 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,961 ♪ From the hospital that very first night ♪ 915 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:21,547 ♪ Took an hour just to get the car seat in right ♪ 916 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:24,007 ♪ People drivin' all fast got me kinda upset ♪ 917 00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:26,468 ♪ 'Cause I know I loved you more than life itself ♪ 918 00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:28,721 ♪ To my knees, I begged the Lord ♪ 919 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,932 ♪ "Please let me be a good daddy all he needs" ♪ 920 00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:34,309 ♪ Love, knowledge, discipline too ♪ 921 00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:36,103 ♪ I pledge my life to you ♪ 922 00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:38,772 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 923 00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:41,525 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 924 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:45,154 - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ - ♪ You and I ♪ 925 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:48,615 - ♪ Daddy loves you, Daddy loves you ♪ - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 926 00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:51,702 - ♪ Huh! Yeah! ♪ - ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 927 00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,830 - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ - ♪ For the rest of your life ♪ 928 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:56,587 - ♪ I said, the rest of your life ♪ - ♪ You and I ♪ 929 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:02,676 ♪ Just the three of us, yeah ♪ 930 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,676 ♪ Just the three of us just the three of us ♪ 931 00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:09,683 [SONG ENDS] 932 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,033 Detective! Hi. 933 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:27,629 What are you... 934 00:46:27,634 --> 00:46:30,157 Wait. Did you catch Steve's killer? 935 00:46:30,162 --> 00:46:32,326 No, but we do have a new lead. 936 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:34,495 Seems like the killer came from this school 937 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,955 and not one of the two involved with the bad call. 938 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,880 Yes, someone with an abundance of school spirit. 939 00:46:42,575 --> 00:46:44,215 Well, I wish I could help you, 940 00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:46,840 but there's hundreds of students at this school. 941 00:46:46,845 --> 00:46:49,468 - Unless you have a way to narrow it down. - Actually, we do. 942 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:52,721 We tested the poison that killed your husband, 943 00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:55,641 and the chemical components can't be bought over the counter, 944 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:59,066 but they could be ordered from, say, a school chemistry lab. 945 00:46:59,675 --> 00:47:01,004 Okay. You're not suggest... 946 00:47:01,009 --> 00:47:03,554 Did Steve tell you that he argued with Coach McVey? 947 00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:05,946 I mean, he might have mentioned it, 948 00:47:05,950 --> 00:47:07,945 but like I said, Steve had a lot of enemies. 949 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,807 But only one who left their hair behind 950 00:47:09,811 --> 00:47:11,490 while stealing McVey's whistle. 951 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:12,576 [LUCIFER] It must have been difficult 952 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:14,493 living with someone so judgmental. 953 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,203 Anyhow, we're gonna take the hair, 954 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:19,498 and we're going to run it against your DNA, so if there's a match... 955 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:22,167 [SOBBING] You can't imagine. 956 00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:23,632 Nothing was ever right. 957 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:26,004 "The chicken was overcooked". 958 00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:29,132 The TV's on motion smoothing. My socks aren't white enough". 959 00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:31,426 "Your coffee sucks". Believe me, I know. 960 00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:33,308 Twenty years. [SCOFFS] 961 00:47:34,309 --> 00:47:38,058 Nothing was ever gonna change. [SNIFFLES] No matter what I did. 962 00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:39,268 I had to get out. 963 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:40,399 Please. 964 00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:42,980 Please understand. 965 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:46,446 Darla Rockwell, you're under arrest for the murder of your husband. 966 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,783 [YELLS] I don't think so! 967 00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:53,662 What? [GASPS] 968 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:55,830 Thank you. 969 00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:01,248 [BLOWS] Ugh! 970 00:48:01,253 --> 00:48:03,672 Bloody polyester mix. 971 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:06,592 How did you? It's... 972 00:48:08,118 --> 00:48:09,506 You okay? 973 00:48:09,511 --> 00:48:11,096 [SCOFFS] Yes. 974 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:13,306 Of course I am. 975 00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:25,277 [LUCIFER SIGHS] 976 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,320 Hi. 977 00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:31,509 You know, as loony as that poor woman is, 978 00:48:31,514 --> 00:48:33,118 she does make a fair point. 979 00:48:34,494 --> 00:48:35,994 People don't change. 980 00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:38,994 And I'm afraid dear old Dad isn't going to, either. 981 00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:41,413 [CHUCKLES] Yes, but it's only been one day. 982 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:44,750 And every day before that since the beginning of time. 983 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,710 No, I mean that it's only been one day 984 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,837 since you've been trying to make amends. 985 00:48:48,842 --> 00:48:52,549 You can't fix thousands of years of pent up issues overnight. 986 00:48:52,554 --> 00:48:55,057 I'm not sure that there are enough nights. 987 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:58,852 I think we may simply be too far gone. 988 00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:02,731 I may be too far gone. 989 00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,402 I refuse to believe that, Lucifer. I... 990 00:49:10,013 --> 00:49:11,682 I have faith in you. I... 991 00:49:13,867 --> 00:49:16,078 I know that you'll work through this. I... 992 00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:18,913 I know you will. 993 00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,131 [BOTH SIGH] 994 00:49:40,018 --> 00:49:41,144 [SIGHS] 995 00:49:44,782 --> 00:49:46,149 Sweet dreams, baby. 996 00:50:00,205 --> 00:50:02,207 ["SMILE" PLAYING] 997 00:50:10,298 --> 00:50:15,173 ♪ Smile, though your heart is aching ♪ 998 00:50:15,178 --> 00:50:20,100 ♪ Smile, even though it's breaking ♪ 999 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:26,768 ♪ When there are clouds in the sky ♪ 1000 00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:29,521 ♪ You'll get by ♪ 1001 00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:35,527 ♪ If you smile through your fear and sorrow ♪ 1002 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:40,657 ♪ Smile and maybe tomorrow ♪ 1003 00:50:40,662 --> 00:50:47,127 ♪ You'll see the sun come shining through ♪ 1004 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,130 ♪ For you ♪ 1005 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:56,089 ♪ Light up your face with gladness ♪ 1006 00:50:56,094 --> 00:51:01,595 ♪ Hide every trace of sadness ♪ 1007 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,223 ♪ Although a tear ♪ 1008 00:51:05,228 --> 00:51:10,103 ♪ May be ever so near ♪ 1009 00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:16,635 ♪ That's the time you must keep on trying ♪ 1010 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:17,652 ♪ Smile ♪ 1011 00:51:17,657 --> 00:51:21,907 ♪ What's the use of crying? ♪ 1012 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:28,663 ♪ You'll find that life is still worthwhile ♪ 1013 00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:34,211 ♪ If you just smile ♪ 1014 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,218 [SONG ENDS] 1015 00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:50,232 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 1016 00:51:59,141 --> 00:52:00,559 [GOD] How was your day, son? 1017 00:52:03,812 --> 00:52:06,097 Incendiary. How was yours? 1018 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,292 Really good. 1019 00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:13,839 I took your advice and went to see Amenadiel. 1020 00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:15,465 Oh. 1021 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,053 - He's gonna be a wonderful father. - [SCOFFS] Hmm. 1022 00:52:21,555 --> 00:52:22,722 [SIGHS] 1023 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,142 Sama... 1024 00:52:28,061 --> 00:52:29,061 Lucifer. 1025 00:52:32,774 --> 00:52:33,942 I wish I could... 1026 00:52:38,029 --> 00:52:40,866 [SIGHS] I want to... 1027 00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:47,289 know what you've done to your suit. 1028 00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:51,126 Don't suddenly pretend you're not omnipotent. 1029 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,040 But if you wanna make fashion small talk, 1030 00:52:54,045 --> 00:52:56,798 I had a run-in with a lady. We had bad chemistry. 1031 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:00,243 Well, I'm glad you're okay. 1032 00:53:01,094 --> 00:53:04,009 How could I not be, Dad? No one can hurt me, remember? 1033 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,094 I am dandy! 1034 00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:07,971 Just perfect. 1035 00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:10,640 Completely unscathed and forever invulnerable. 1036 00:53:10,645 --> 00:53:13,143 I definitely believe this is one of those times 1037 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:15,312 you're saying one thing and mean another. 1038 00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:18,195 [CHUCKLES] You know... 1039 00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:24,659 it was bad enough, rejecting me, forcing me down to Hell. 1040 00:53:25,994 --> 00:53:29,289 But I had a life here. I had a good thing! 1041 00:53:31,441 --> 00:53:36,208 The Detective, she made me vulnerable, but it was... [EXHALES] 1042 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,752 It was terrifying, but it was also amazing, 1043 00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:42,214 because for the first time in my long, hopeless life, 1044 00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:45,013 [VOICE BREAKING] I... I felt something. 1045 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:46,935 [SNIFFLES] 1046 00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:50,805 And then you just turn up and you... you... you ruin it! 1047 00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:52,515 You throw it all away. Why? 1048 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,065 ["I DREAMED A DREAM" PLAYING] 1049 00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:11,539 ♪ I dreamed a dream in times gone by ♪ 1050 00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:19,923 ♪ When hope was high and life worth living ♪ 1051 00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:26,304 ♪ I dreamed that love would never die ♪ 1052 00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:34,646 ♪ I dreamed that God would be forgiving ♪ 1053 00:54:36,773 --> 00:54:40,527 ♪ But I was young and unafraid ♪ 1054 00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:47,409 ♪ And dreams were made and used and wasted ♪ 1055 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:54,416 ♪ There was no ransom to be paid ♪ 1056 00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:02,132 ♪ No song unsung, no wine untasted ♪ 1057 00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:09,723 ♪ But the tigers come at night ♪ 1058 00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:17,063 ♪ With their voices soft as thunder ♪ 1059 00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:22,152 ♪ As they tear your hope apart ♪ 1060 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:31,619 ♪ As they turn your dream to shame ♪ 1061 00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:46,384 ♪ And still I dream she'll come to me ♪ 1062 00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:53,558 ♪ That we will live the years together ♪ 1063 00:55:54,392 --> 00:56:00,023 ♪ But there are dreams that cannot be ♪ 1064 00:56:00,607 --> 00:56:05,195 ♪ And there are storms we cannot weather ♪ 1065 00:56:09,949 --> 00:56:14,704 ♪ I had a dream my life would be ♪ 1066 00:56:16,247 --> 00:56:20,038 ♪ So different from this hell I'm living ♪ 1067 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:27,008 ♪ So different now from what it seems ♪ 1068 00:56:30,261 --> 00:56:35,558 ♪ Now life has killed the dream ♪ 1069 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:44,896 ♪ I dreamed ♪ 1070 00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:46,903 [SONG ENDS] 1071 00:56:50,657 --> 00:56:52,909 [GOD] Oh, my son, the Light Bringer. 1072 00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:55,829 So full of light... 1073 00:56:57,163 --> 00:56:59,327 that it blinds even you sometimes. 1074 00:56:59,332 --> 00:57:01,960 [INHALES] What does that mean? 1075 00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,587 It means, I understand... 1076 00:57:05,713 --> 00:57:07,674 that you're angry at me. 1077 00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:10,802 And I'm so very sorry about that. 1078 00:57:12,554 --> 00:57:14,717 So, you're sorry for me, 1079 00:57:14,722 --> 00:57:17,679 but you're not sorry for what you've done. 1080 00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,722 I didn't say that. 1081 00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:24,649 But I will say that I cannot fix you, Lucifer. 1082 00:57:26,651 --> 00:57:27,861 But you're God. 1083 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,074 [SIGHS] 1084 00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:36,573 [SNIFFLES] Okay, fine. 1085 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:38,032 If you can't fix me, Dad, 1086 00:57:38,037 --> 00:57:40,790 then at least stop trying to control me. 1087 00:57:41,374 --> 00:57:42,954 How do I control you? 1088 00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:45,665 You just made me sing again! 1089 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:48,298 I mean, it has to stop, Dad. [SOBS] 1090 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:53,303 Actually, I... 1091 00:57:55,096 --> 00:57:56,801 I don't think that's possible. 1092 00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:59,220 [GROANS] Right, well, if you're not gonna try, 1093 00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:01,514 then I don't know why I should bother. 1094 00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:03,313 It's not that I won't. 1095 00:58:05,356 --> 00:58:08,234 It's that I'm not sure I can. [SOBS] 1096 00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:11,404 [SCOFFS] 1097 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:13,990 What does that mean? 1098 00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:18,661 My powers, son. 1099 00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:23,541 [SHUDDERS] 1100 00:58:25,068 --> 00:58:27,237 I think I'm losing control of them. 1101 00:58:36,871 --> 00:58:37,872 Dad? 1102 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:40,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -