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ADULT SHELDON: In the early days
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of the Internet, you
couldn't stream movies
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or summon Thai food to your doorstep.
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But... if you were
interested in text-based news
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about upcoming physics lectures,
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it was a great time to be alive.
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Holy moly.
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Dad.
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Dad!
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I'm in the shower!
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It's an emergency.
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Fine! Come in.
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Dad?
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I thought you had to use the bathroom.
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At 7:23 in the morning?
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Why do I print out schedules if
you're not going to read them?
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Tell me what you want.
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What are we doing next weekend?
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This ain't sounding like an emergency.
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It is. Stephen Hawking
is giving a lecture,
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and I really need to go.
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Can we talk about this
when I'm out of the shower?
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Pick up the pace.
According to the schedule
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that you don't read, I'm
due in there in six minutes.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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So can we go?
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[SIGHS] I don't know.
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Go take a shower.
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I still have two minutes and 15 seconds.
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Let's nail this down.
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Where's the lecture?
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And if the answer's
Dallas, we're not going.
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- Good news: it's not Dallas.
- Where?
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Pasadena, California.
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[CHUCKLES]: California?
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That's a lot further than Dallas.
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1,232 miles further as the crow flies.
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But kudos to you for
being up on your geography.
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There's no way we're
going to California.
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If Stephen Hawking can make
it there in a wheelchair,
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I'm sure we can manage.
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[SIGHS]: Sheldon, airplane
tickets are expensive.
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Hotels are expensive.
We can't afford it.
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But his health is fragile.
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This might be my only chance
to ever see him in person.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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I would like to discuss this further,
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but I only have...
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22 seconds to be in the shower,
and buttons slow me down.
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This is the moment we lost that game.
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But one bad play
doesn't mean you give up.
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We had plenty of time to turn it around,
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but y'all decided it was over.
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I don't want to ever
see that happen again.
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Next time something
seems out of your reach,
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you do not quit.
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You just dig deeper.
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Does that mean if I
find an affordable flight
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to California, we can go?
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[SIGHS]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Hi. Can I help you?
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I'm trying to find the
cheapest flight to California
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- for me and my father.
- Okay.
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Well, have a seat.
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You lookin' to go to Disneyland?
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The only ride I'm interested in is
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the intellectual roller coaster
of Stephen Hawking's mind.
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And where is that located?
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Well... Stephen Hawking's head.
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But that will be at Caltech in Pasadena.
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Got it.
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And, uh, when were you looking to fly?
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Next weekend.
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Oh, wow, that's pretty soon.
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Traveling last-minute can be pricey.
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Are there any discounts available?
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Are you a member of any
frequent-flier programs?
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No. I've never flown before.
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Well, ways to keep the cost down are:
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flying on weekdays,
multiple layovers, or...
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this probably doesn't apply, but...
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airlines offer special fares
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if there's been a death in the family.
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Interesting. May I use your phone?
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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What else you got?
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Hello?
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See ya.
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- Where you going?
- Out with Jana.
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You've been spending a lot
of time with her lately.
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Is she your girlfriend?
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Dad, can you make her stop?
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Yeah, I could but I
won't. Also, I can't.
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I just want to know what's
going on in your life.
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And if this girl is
someone special to you,
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then she's special to me.
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Come on.
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- Mary, enough.
- What?
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I want to know.
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Bye.
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If it helps, I don't care.
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It does. Thank you.
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Why doesn't he tell me anything?
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When you were a teenager, did
you tell your parents stuff?
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Well, no.
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Then why do you expect him to?
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'Cause I'm a cool, fun mom.
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[SNICKERS]
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[CLEARS THROAT SOFTLY]
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Dad, good news. Airline
tickets to California
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are more affordable than you think.
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Sheldon, we're not going.
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What's all this about?
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Stephen Hawking is giving
a lecture at Caltech.
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If we leave on Wednesday and are
willing to make four layovers,
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in Boise, Denver, Albuquerque and Fargo,
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we can get there for only $95 each.
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I have a job... I can't just
leave in the middle of the week.
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W-Well, then what about Mom?
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Sorry, Shelly, we're not
in a position to do this.
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But Stephen Hawking's my hero.
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Imagine if you got a
chance to see Jesus or...
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Dad got to meet the
man who invented beer.
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[SIGHS]
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Someone's Underoos are in a knot.
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My Underoos are fitting
just fine, thank you.
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Then why is there a stick up your butt?
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Stop making inquiries about my bottom.
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But I enjoy it.
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Mom and Dad won't take me to California
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to see Stephen Hawking.
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You thought they would take you
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- to California?
- Yes.
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They wouldn't even buy me
this book at the book fair.
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I had to get it at the library.
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There's a booger on one of the pages.
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Well, I may never get another
chance to see him in person.
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Suck it up. You always
get everything you want.
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That's not true.
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You got a computer.
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- I'm reading a booger book.
- Fine.
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How do you recommend I "suck it up"?
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I don't know, when
you don't get your way,
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shut up and move on.
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- Is that what you do?
- Yeah.
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And that's why you
don't have a computer.
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[SIGHS]
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Georgie is my son... I have the right
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to know who he's spending time with.
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You talking about Jana?
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You know her?
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Well, I don't really know her.
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I've seen them hanging out
together at Dale's store
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a couple of times.
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She's cute.
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Great. So you know even more than I do.
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[CHUCKLES]: Always have.
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[SIGHS] I don't feel
I'm being out of line
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wanting to...
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know how old this girl is
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or what church she goes
to or her last name.
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Owens.
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[EXHALES]
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What? Now you know.
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Unbelievable!
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Oh, geez, you worry
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about Sheldon not being normal,
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now you're worried about
Georgie being normal...
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how did I raise such a turd?
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I am not...
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that word.
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If you can't say the word,
you might be the word.
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Hmm.
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[CHUCKLES]
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ADULT SHELDON: Over the next few days,
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I tried to take my sister's advice
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and "suck it up."
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But how could I,
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when everything reminded
me of Stephen Hawking?
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[IMITATING ENGINE REVVING]
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Hmm.
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[GROANS]
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AUTOMATED VOICE: L-E-A-R-N.
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That is correct. Now spell...
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Oh, dear!
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♪ ♪
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GEORGE JR.: It's actually
a shampoo for ladies,
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but my hair just responds to it.
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JANA: So, what are
you doing Friday night?
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GEORGE JR.: No plans.
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JANA: My parents are
gonna be out of town.
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Really?
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Wanna come over?
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My parents won't let me
if your folks ain't there.
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JANA: Okay.
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Uh, but I guess I
don't have to tell 'em.
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JANA: Cool.
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STURGIS: Okay, that's it.
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ADULT SHELDON: Nothing was able
to shake me from my doldrums,
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not even Dr. Sturgis's
jaunty new sweater-vest.
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Sheldon?
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Yes?
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You seem distracted.
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I really wanted to see Stephen
Hawking speak at Caltech,
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but my parents can't afford the trip.
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That's too bad.
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Dr. H puts on a heck of a show.
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I believe it.
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Would it make you feel better
to know this vest is reversible?
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A little. Thanks.
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Wait.
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I may be able to help you with Hawking.
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Really?
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This vest is not the only
thing that's full of surprises.
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Where ya goin'?
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Out.
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Out where?
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Jana's.
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Her parents gonna be there?
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- Yep.
- Okay.
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Let me just call and make sure.
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Owens.
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Owens.
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That's her last name, right? Owens?
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Why are you being so weird?
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I'm not being weird. Are you?
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No.
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Good. No one's being weird.
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Don't call 'em.
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Why not?
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Why can't you just trust me?
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[EXHALES]
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Because I know that you're lying.
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What? No, I'm not.
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I heard you on the phone with Jana.
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You spied on me?
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I didn't mean to, but
I'm glad that I did,
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because you just lied to my face.
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You are not going anywhere.
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Try and stop me.
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You walk out that door, and
your father gets involved.
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I don't need this.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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Dang.
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Dad.
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- You missed everything.
- What happened?
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Georgie lied to Mom to
be alone at Jana's house,
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but Mom knew 'cause she
listened in on his phone call.
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Oh, boy.
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Now he's grounded and everyone's mad.
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Not me. I'm super happy.
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Well... bye.
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Dad, the university offered to
pay for us to go to California!
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They're even putting us up in a hotel.
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You're kidding.
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We're going to California?
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No, just me and Dad.
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That's fair.
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00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,690
I'm so happy for you.
267
00:10:02,693 --> 00:10:04,490
ADULT SHELDON: Sometimes sarcasm
268
00:10:04,493 --> 00:10:06,099
was laid on so thick
269
00:10:06,102 --> 00:10:07,599
even I could detect it.
270
00:10:07,602 --> 00:10:09,515
Thanks!
271
00:10:09,518 --> 00:10:12,563
ADULT SHELDON: This was
not one of those times.
272
00:10:12,566 --> 00:10:14,195
I see.
273
00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:16,372
Well, no, that makes sense.
274
00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,592
Okay, John, thanks.
275
00:10:18,595 --> 00:10:19,984
Bye.
276
00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:23,255
Sheldon was right.
277
00:10:23,258 --> 00:10:25,475
They're offerin' to
pay for the whole trip.
278
00:10:25,478 --> 00:10:26,580
Why?
279
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,079
Sturgis talked to his boss,
280
00:10:28,082 --> 00:10:31,041
and they really want to keep
Sheldon goin' to school there.
281
00:10:31,044 --> 00:10:33,558
I guess I could take him.
282
00:10:33,561 --> 00:10:34,995
Why you?
283
00:10:34,998 --> 00:10:36,894
He asked me first.
284
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:39,027
I'm mad at Georgie right now.
285
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,120
It'd be good for us to have some space.
286
00:10:41,123 --> 00:10:42,844
So, you pick a fight with Georgie,
287
00:10:42,847 --> 00:10:44,500
and I don't get to go to California?
288
00:10:45,848 --> 00:10:48,458
[HUFFS] Fine, you can go.
289
00:10:48,461 --> 00:10:49,895
Thank you.
290
00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:52,826
Have fun managing
Sheldon's bathroom schedule
291
00:10:52,829 --> 00:10:54,275
in different time zones.
292
00:11:02,807 --> 00:11:05,980
Let me get a picture of my
boys before their big trip.
293
00:11:05,983 --> 00:11:07,455
It's smart to document this.
294
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,452
Next time you see me, I'll
have been in the presence
295
00:11:09,454 --> 00:11:10,968
of Stephen Hawking.
296
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,661
Smile.
297
00:11:12,664 --> 00:11:14,224
I'd prefer to look serious.
298
00:11:14,227 --> 00:11:16,700
This may appear in a textbook someday.
299
00:11:16,703 --> 00:11:18,427
Say, "Stephen Hawking."
300
00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:20,249
- Stephen Hawking.
- Stephen Hawking.
301
00:11:20,251 --> 00:11:23,175
SHELDON: Aw, you made me smile.
302
00:11:25,138 --> 00:11:27,898
[SPORTSCASTER SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV]
303
00:11:29,497 --> 00:11:31,099
Wash up for dinner.
304
00:11:31,101 --> 00:11:32,357
I ain't eatin'.
305
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,351
Well, you're not watchin' TV.
306
00:11:34,353 --> 00:11:37,016
I can't leave the house,
and now I can't watch TV.
307
00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:39,687
Yeah, it's called being grounded.
308
00:11:42,893 --> 00:11:44,670
I can't wait to move out.
309
00:11:44,672 --> 00:11:45,883
What was that?!
310
00:11:45,885 --> 00:11:47,704
Next time, I'll say it on the phone,
311
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,656
so you can hear me.
312
00:11:49,658 --> 00:11:51,650
♪ ♪
313
00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:54,295
[DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
314
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,982
You keep frownin' like that,
you're gonna get wrinkles
315
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,717
like your meemaw.
316
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,365
You look great.
317
00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:02,757
I know, I just wanted
to hear you say it.
318
00:12:05,784 --> 00:12:08,168
What's on your mind?
319
00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:10,813
Sheldon always gets everything he wants.
320
00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:12,677
I guess he does.
321
00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:14,888
That's not fair, huh?
322
00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:16,232
No!
323
00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:17,966
On the other hand, he's just
324
00:12:17,968 --> 00:12:20,697
going to some science lecture.
325
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:24,686
I know, but he gets to go
on a plane to California.
326
00:12:24,688 --> 00:12:25,969
Planes aren't all that great.
327
00:12:25,972 --> 00:12:28,372
You can't even smoke on 'em anymore.
328
00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:29,544
I tell you what,
329
00:12:29,547 --> 00:12:30,885
after practice today,
330
00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:32,968
you and me will do somethin' fun.
331
00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:34,831
Can I have my first cigarette?
332
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,003
No!
333
00:12:37,045 --> 00:12:38,647
Can I get my ears pierced?
334
00:12:38,649 --> 00:12:40,414
Your mom won't like that.
335
00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:43,156
So, maybe.
336
00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:46,234
[SINGERS VOCALIZING ON RADIO]
337
00:12:46,236 --> 00:12:48,186
♪ ♪
338
00:12:52,869 --> 00:12:55,642
All right, 34A and B... this is us.
339
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,413
All right, you want
the aisle or the window?
340
00:12:57,416 --> 00:12:58,900
Which one is assigned to me?
341
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,534
It doesn't matter, just pick one.
342
00:13:00,537 --> 00:13:02,701
Well, if I sit by the window,
I can watch the takeoff
343
00:13:02,704 --> 00:13:04,826
and landing, but if I sit on the aisle,
344
00:13:04,829 --> 00:13:06,293
I'm closer to the bathroom.
345
00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:07,430
Here we go.
346
00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:08,952
Although if I'm by
the window, you'll have
347
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,651
to get up when I use the bathroom.
348
00:13:10,654 --> 00:13:12,154
But if I'm not, I'll have
349
00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:13,846
to get up when youuse the bathroom.
350
00:13:13,849 --> 00:13:14,893
Just pick one.
351
00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:16,238
It's a tricky decision.
352
00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:17,621
My bladder's smaller than yours...
353
00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:19,487
Everything okay here?
354
00:13:19,489 --> 00:13:20,917
About to be.
355
00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:22,132
- Here!
- [EXCLAIMS]
356
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,259
Aisle it is! [CHUCKLES]
357
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,343
We're good.
358
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,862
Oh, okay.
359
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,323
You want to help me with this?
360
00:13:31,325 --> 00:13:32,493
No.
361
00:13:32,495 --> 00:13:34,574
Hey!
362
00:13:34,576 --> 00:13:36,178
You're the one who lied to me.
363
00:13:36,181 --> 00:13:39,315
Well, I'm done talkin' to you,
so it'll never happen again.
364
00:13:43,104 --> 00:13:44,286
[KNOCKING]
365
00:13:44,288 --> 00:13:45,586
What?
366
00:13:45,588 --> 00:13:47,717
I know you don't want
to talk, and that's fine.
367
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,767
You can just listen.
368
00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:53,976
[SIGHS] Life is hard enough
if you make good decisions,
369
00:13:53,979 --> 00:13:57,185
but if you make bad
ones, it gets even harder.
370
00:13:57,188 --> 00:13:59,441
Nothin' was gonna happen with Jana.
371
00:13:59,444 --> 00:14:00,748
- Georgie...
- No!
372
00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:02,429
You always assume the worst with me.
373
00:14:02,432 --> 00:14:05,659
I'm sorry you were a perfect
kid and I'm just a screwup.
374
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:08,032
You are not a screwup.
375
00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:09,204
[SIGHS]
376
00:14:09,207 --> 00:14:11,772
And I was not a perfect kid.
377
00:14:11,775 --> 00:14:14,463
Oh, what'd you do, sleep
through church one mornin'?
378
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,464
For your information...
379
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:21,657
I used to skip class...
380
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,306
so that I could
381
00:14:23,308 --> 00:14:25,257
drink beer
382
00:14:25,259 --> 00:14:27,253
in my boyfriend's truck.
383
00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:30,502
Dad had a truck back then?
384
00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:33,104
Not talkin' about your dad.
385
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,884
Whoa.
386
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:39,954
I also...
387
00:14:39,956 --> 00:14:42,122
stole your meemaw's car
388
00:14:42,124 --> 00:14:44,346
and crashed it into a ditch.
389
00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:45,475
Really?
390
00:14:45,478 --> 00:14:46,949
With that boyfriend who wasn't Dad?
391
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,971
- Missin' the point!
- If the point is
392
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,226
you made some bad decisions
and turned out fine,
393
00:14:51,228 --> 00:14:52,697
then why you being so hard on me?
394
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:56,469
Because some decisions
you cannot walk away from
395
00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:58,984
and they will affect
the rest of your life.
396
00:14:58,987 --> 00:15:00,462
If you're talkin' about
Jana getting pregnant,
397
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,848
she ain't gonna.
398
00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:04,230
That is what I thought,
and the next thing I know,
399
00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:06,443
I'm at the courthouse gettin' married.
400
00:15:06,446 --> 00:15:08,931
You got married
401
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:10,478
because you were pregnant?
402
00:15:13,609 --> 00:15:15,256
Yes.
403
00:15:16,938 --> 00:15:18,844
So, I was a mistake?
404
00:15:18,846 --> 00:15:20,597
No! No!
405
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,766
[GROANS]
406
00:15:21,769 --> 00:15:24,089
You are a blessin'.
407
00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:25,967
The mistake
408
00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:28,699
was lyin' to my parents,
so that I could spend
409
00:15:28,702 --> 00:15:31,648
the night at your dad's house.
410
00:15:31,651 --> 00:15:33,814
And, you know, tequila.
411
00:15:33,817 --> 00:15:36,098
Ladies and gentlemen, this
is your captain speaking.
412
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,700
We're expecting a smooth
flight to Los Angeles.
413
00:15:38,702 --> 00:15:41,128
Before we take off, please
direct your attention
414
00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:42,992
to the flight attendants as they review
415
00:15:42,994 --> 00:15:45,073
some important safety procedures.
416
00:15:45,076 --> 00:15:47,501
"Safety procedures"? Oh, baby.
417
00:15:47,504 --> 00:15:49,496
FLIGHT ATTENDANT:
Take a minute to locate
418
00:15:49,499 --> 00:15:51,198
the exit closest to you.
419
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,352
The nearest exit could be behind you.
420
00:15:53,355 --> 00:15:54,919
Should the cabin experience
421
00:15:54,922 --> 00:15:57,533
sudden pressure loss, oxygen masks will
422
00:15:57,536 --> 00:15:59,510
drop down from above your seat...
423
00:15:59,513 --> 00:16:01,284
Why would the cabin lose pressure?
424
00:16:01,287 --> 00:16:03,541
- It won't.
- Place the mask over your mouth and nose,
425
00:16:03,544 --> 00:16:06,927
like this, pull the strap to tighten it.
426
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:09,485
If you are traveling with
children, make sure that your
427
00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:12,689
own mask is on first
before helping your child...
428
00:16:12,692 --> 00:16:14,242
I don't like this at all.
429
00:16:14,245 --> 00:16:16,048
It's just a precaution.
430
00:16:16,051 --> 00:16:18,173
You know... perfectly safe.
431
00:16:18,176 --> 00:16:19,776
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: In the unlikely event
432
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,228
- of a water landing and evacuation...
- [HEART BEATING]
433
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:25,231
[ECHOING]: Water landing,
water landing, water landing...
434
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,445
I can't do this.
435
00:16:26,448 --> 00:16:27,663
[BUCKLE CLICKING]
436
00:16:31,682 --> 00:16:33,730
Keep going, we'll be right back.
437
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:35,277
Uh, sir?!
438
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,426
- Sheldon, come out of there!
- No!
439
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,684
At least open the door.
440
00:16:40,742 --> 00:16:42,778
Tell them I need to get off.
441
00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:44,383
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Sir?
442
00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,159
You both need to return to your seats.
443
00:16:46,162 --> 00:16:48,067
Just one second.
444
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:49,216
Sir. Sir...
445
00:16:51,191 --> 00:16:52,750
If you want to see Stephen Hawking,
446
00:16:52,752 --> 00:16:54,556
we have to sit down right now.
447
00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:57,475
- It's too dangerous. I can't!
- It's okay to be scared.
448
00:16:57,478 --> 00:16:59,938
Th-That's when you got
to dig deep and be brave.
449
00:16:59,941 --> 00:17:01,110
- [POUNDING ON DOOR]
- So, what do you say?
450
00:17:01,112 --> 00:17:03,495
No, I'm your terrified little boy!
451
00:17:03,498 --> 00:17:04,926
- Okay.
- [POUNDING ON DOOR]
452
00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:06,835
Sir, please, they're
gonna call security!
453
00:17:06,838 --> 00:17:08,223
Just one more second.
454
00:17:10,008 --> 00:17:11,740
Mr. Spock!
455
00:17:11,742 --> 00:17:14,167
He flies around all the
time in that spaceship.
456
00:17:14,169 --> 00:17:15,747
He's not afraid, is he?
457
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,614
I'm not Mr. Spock.
458
00:17:17,617 --> 00:17:20,642
No, but-but I've seen
you pretend to be him.
459
00:17:22,425 --> 00:17:23,749
Could you do that right now?
460
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,092
You be Spock, I'll be Kirk.
461
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,847
[SIGHS] Maybe.
462
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:34,186
Okay, Mr. Spock.
463
00:17:34,189 --> 00:17:37,354
Your first order is
to return to your seat.
464
00:17:38,795 --> 00:17:40,746
Aye, Captain.
465
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,862
CAPTAIN: Flight attendants,
prepare for takeoff.
466
00:17:48,784 --> 00:17:50,715
You okay, Mr. Spock?
467
00:17:50,718 --> 00:17:52,753
Doing my best, sir.
468
00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:54,794
[ENGINES ROAR]
469
00:17:57,611 --> 00:18:00,505
The captain and Mr.
Spock don't hold hands.
470
00:18:00,508 --> 00:18:02,271
Sorry.
471
00:18:11,312 --> 00:18:13,440
Okay, maybe just this once.
472
00:18:19,202 --> 00:18:22,194
[STAR TREK THEME PLAYING]
473
00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:36,221
I think we've been lied
to about California.
474
00:18:36,224 --> 00:18:38,391
No one on this campus is tan at all.
475
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,434
No, they are not.
476
00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:47,026
Imagine all the
stimulating conversations
477
00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:49,108
that must go on at these tables.
478
00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:50,586
I bet.
479
00:18:51,848 --> 00:18:54,968
I can see myself going here one day.
480
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:57,961
I think you'd fit right in.
481
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:24,211
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