1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,500 Previously, on "You"... 2 00:00:02,501 --> 00:00:04,524 There are no recent pictures of your dad 3 00:00:04,525 --> 00:00:06,234 because he's dead. 4 00:00:06,235 --> 00:00:08,886 He OD'd, and you were the one that found him. 5 00:00:08,887 --> 00:00:10,971 You started a few poems about that day, 6 00:00:10,972 --> 00:00:12,598 but you never finished them. 7 00:00:12,599 --> 00:00:14,474 I have one just like this. 8 00:00:14,475 --> 00:00:16,518 It was my dad's. 9 00:00:16,519 --> 00:00:19,647 This is the red ladle story? 10 00:00:19,648 --> 00:00:22,066 It's okay, Beck. I'm going to help you 11 00:00:22,067 --> 00:00:23,942 get the life you deserve. 12 00:00:23,943 --> 00:00:25,735 You fall for the wrong men. 13 00:00:25,736 --> 00:00:27,572 You have questionable taste in friends. 14 00:00:27,573 --> 00:00:30,450 And that Peach is the worst. 15 00:00:30,451 --> 00:00:33,034 I just need to know who you really are, 16 00:00:33,035 --> 00:00:35,120 besides a broke poetry student 17 00:00:35,121 --> 00:00:37,497 in a subsidized apartment you could never afford. 18 00:00:37,498 --> 00:00:40,000 What you really need is someone to save you. 19 00:00:40,001 --> 00:00:41,836 Let me help you, Beck. 20 00:00:41,837 --> 00:00:43,753 Beck, is it? Blythe. 21 00:00:43,754 --> 00:00:46,131 I read one of your essays in the "Review" last month 22 00:00:46,132 --> 00:00:49,384 and it was so illuminating. 23 00:00:49,385 --> 00:00:52,722 That's funny. There's a book missing. 24 00:00:52,723 --> 00:00:55,683 Joe was looking at it at my party. 25 00:00:55,684 --> 00:00:59,936 Tonight, I show you I'm the one. 26 00:00:59,937 --> 00:01:02,922 You want it down and dirty? You got it. 27 00:01:05,526 --> 00:01:07,887 Did you just... 28 00:01:18,415 --> 00:01:21,401 Did you just... 29 00:01:28,174 --> 00:01:30,493 Ah. 30 00:01:38,352 --> 00:01:40,310 What was that? 31 00:01:40,311 --> 00:01:42,980 Eight seconds? 32 00:01:42,981 --> 00:01:47,777 Oh, yeah. He's got that "Trump just took Pennsylvania" look. 33 00:01:47,778 --> 00:01:50,738 Say something. Say... 34 00:01:50,739 --> 00:01:52,781 "Happens all the time, NBD". 35 00:01:52,782 --> 00:01:55,490 No, you'll sound like a slut. 36 00:01:55,618 --> 00:01:57,369 You could say, "Let's order food". 37 00:01:57,370 --> 00:01:58,954 Move past it. 38 00:01:58,955 --> 00:02:00,648 Is Grey Dog open late? 39 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,498 Oh, thank God! 40 00:02:04,043 --> 00:02:08,211 - Um, I should... - Yeah, yeah. 41 00:02:12,844 --> 00:02:14,720 Shit. 42 00:02:14,721 --> 00:02:16,438 Ugh, you idiot. 43 00:02:16,439 --> 00:02:18,558 Why did you tell him you were available this weekend? 44 00:02:18,559 --> 00:02:20,724 Why don't you think? 45 00:02:21,894 --> 00:02:24,981 Well, go. The Captain calls, you answer. 46 00:02:24,982 --> 00:02:27,188 You know how this works. 47 00:02:27,275 --> 00:02:29,735 He paid for the bed you just got laid on. 48 00:02:29,736 --> 00:02:32,071 Or whatever that was. 49 00:02:32,072 --> 00:02:34,473 And your phone bill. 50 00:02:38,510 --> 00:02:40,412 Good girl. _ 51 00:02:40,413 --> 00:02:42,940 That wasn't so hard, was it? 52 00:02:45,793 --> 00:02:49,155 Seriously? 53 00:02:52,968 --> 00:02:55,602 Seriously? 54 00:03:00,767 --> 00:03:02,184 Hey, Beck, 55 00:03:02,185 --> 00:03:03,268 I'm gonna run to the store. 56 00:03:03,269 --> 00:03:04,811 Shit, Joe. 57 00:03:04,812 --> 00:03:06,355 Probably thinks you're hiding in here. 58 00:03:06,356 --> 00:03:08,607 Uh, hold on a second. I'll be right out. 59 00:03:08,608 --> 00:03:10,860 _ 60 00:03:10,861 --> 00:03:13,571 Oh, God. Please stop. 61 00:03:13,572 --> 00:03:16,279 They're just words, Beck. 62 00:03:16,699 --> 00:03:19,144 Tell him what he wants to hear. 63 00:03:20,870 --> 00:03:23,939 _ 64 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:28,277 Oh, no. 65 00:03:29,504 --> 00:03:31,461 Joe? 66 00:03:37,471 --> 00:03:39,387 Ugh, Beck. 67 00:03:39,388 --> 00:03:42,708 You're a disaster. 68 00:03:45,353 --> 00:03:50,048 Last night. Eight second sex. Joe. 69 00:03:55,656 --> 00:03:57,155 If you're gonna act like a whore, 70 00:03:57,156 --> 00:03:59,558 may as well look like one. 71 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:10,168 You just have a magic poon. 72 00:04:10,169 --> 00:04:12,004 #yonitoogood 73 00:04:12,005 --> 00:04:15,382 Thanks, that's helpful. 74 00:04:15,383 --> 00:04:17,425 Is he big? 75 00:04:17,426 --> 00:04:19,679 Is he big? Oh, my God. 76 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,847 Why are you even asking them? 77 00:04:21,848 --> 00:04:25,768 Can you for once just have your own opinion, Beck? 78 00:04:25,769 --> 00:04:28,171 Got pix? 79 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,648 With the bun? 80 00:04:34,236 --> 00:04:37,347 You're not helping. 81 00:04:41,075 --> 00:04:43,199 Is he worth it? 82 00:04:43,202 --> 00:04:46,706 Is he worth it? There we go. 83 00:04:46,707 --> 00:04:48,081 Good question. 84 00:04:48,082 --> 00:04:49,998 Is he? 85 00:04:51,962 --> 00:04:53,336 Annika wouldn't know a good dick 86 00:04:53,337 --> 00:04:55,131 if you hit her over the head with it. 87 00:04:55,132 --> 00:04:57,049 It's not like it doesn't happen to tons of guys. 88 00:04:57,050 --> 00:05:00,636 I mean, Benji used to nod off while going down on me. 89 00:05:00,637 --> 00:05:02,888 I thought we weren't talking about Benji anymore. 90 00:05:02,889 --> 00:05:05,057 We're not. He's dead to me. 91 00:05:05,058 --> 00:05:07,727 I'm just merely using him as a reference. 92 00:05:07,728 --> 00:05:09,645 Benji didn't work retail. 93 00:05:09,646 --> 00:05:11,062 Joe works in a book store. 94 00:05:11,063 --> 00:05:12,732 A hop, skip and a bad haircut away 95 00:05:12,733 --> 00:05:15,150 from selling men's leather bracelets at a Club Monaco. 96 00:05:15,151 --> 00:05:17,110 Becks, love yourself. 97 00:05:17,111 --> 00:05:19,556 Ghost him already. 98 00:05:20,781 --> 00:05:22,158 Sorry to interrupt, ladies, 99 00:05:22,159 --> 00:05:24,699 but we are all clear. 100 00:05:24,852 --> 00:05:26,369 Are you saying I don't have bed bugs? 101 00:05:26,370 --> 00:05:27,955 I didn't find a one. 102 00:05:27,956 --> 00:05:30,249 Would you like to see the 22 bites on my ass? 103 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,499 - Uh... - Don't answer that. 104 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,210 They're there. Go find them. 105 00:05:33,211 --> 00:05:35,254 Go find them! 106 00:05:35,255 --> 00:05:38,256 Ugh. Wonder how he is with finding rare books? 107 00:05:38,257 --> 00:05:40,676 Joe did not take your "Wizard of Oz". 108 00:05:40,677 --> 00:05:42,218 "Ozma of Oz". 109 00:05:42,219 --> 00:05:44,429 And who said anything about Joe? 110 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:46,848 That's it. I'm booking a room at the Mandarin Oriental, 111 00:05:46,849 --> 00:05:48,641 and you're coming with. 112 00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:51,102 I would so love to, but I can't. 113 00:05:51,103 --> 00:05:52,771 I, um... 114 00:05:52,772 --> 00:05:56,941 I am going to a writer's retreat in Rockland. 115 00:05:56,942 --> 00:05:59,444 - Since when? - She knows when you're lying. 116 00:05:59,445 --> 00:06:02,655 Since I wrote this piece in workshop 117 00:06:02,656 --> 00:06:04,824 that everyone called "treacly". 118 00:06:04,825 --> 00:06:06,660 Ugh. Tell me you're not writing 119 00:06:06,661 --> 00:06:08,537 another dead puppy thing as a metaphor 120 00:06:08,538 --> 00:06:10,790 - for your dad dying. - I... 121 00:06:10,791 --> 00:06:13,876 What? That's completely what it's really about. 122 00:06:13,877 --> 00:06:15,711 Look, I'm just saying, 123 00:06:15,712 --> 00:06:17,629 stop killing puppies. 124 00:06:17,630 --> 00:06:20,465 Write fresh. You know, there's so much more inside of you. 125 00:06:20,466 --> 00:06:22,802 Who are you now, Beckalish? 126 00:06:22,803 --> 00:06:26,302 - Hm? - I thought it was a good piece. 127 00:06:26,932 --> 00:06:28,432 Aw. 128 00:06:28,433 --> 00:06:29,682 Sorry, boo boo. 129 00:06:29,683 --> 00:06:31,975 Okay, go. 130 00:06:35,565 --> 00:06:38,817 Find that brilliant bad ass inside of you 131 00:06:38,818 --> 00:06:40,319 and believe in her. 132 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,443 I know I do. 133 00:06:42,656 --> 00:06:44,823 Literally the most supportive she's ever been 134 00:06:44,824 --> 00:06:47,451 about your writing, and you're lying to her face. 135 00:06:47,452 --> 00:06:51,161 You are the worst friend. 136 00:06:51,373 --> 00:06:53,997 Aw, there they are. 137 00:06:56,569 --> 00:06:58,045 Wait a minute, why do you need these 138 00:06:58,046 --> 00:06:59,754 if you're going on a writer's retreat? 139 00:06:59,755 --> 00:07:04,076 What? So it's look hot or be a writer? 140 00:07:16,531 --> 00:07:18,239 You could just leave. 141 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,741 You could, you know, cut the cord, 142 00:07:19,742 --> 00:07:20,909 take off the yolk. 143 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:23,395 Bon voyage, Captain. 144 00:07:24,956 --> 00:07:27,288 You're a coward. 145 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,944 Britney got through 2007, though, right? 146 00:07:34,173 --> 00:07:38,342 Maybe this is what you need to find your inner bad ass. 147 00:07:38,343 --> 00:07:40,345 Maybe Emily Dickinson had it right. 148 00:07:40,346 --> 00:07:44,249 "The solitary prowess of a silent life". 149 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,693 What is it with motel rooms 150 00:07:54,694 --> 00:07:57,762 and you wanting to dive into your panties? 151 00:07:58,697 --> 00:08:02,825 He is always late. And you're frustrated. 152 00:08:02,826 --> 00:08:05,871 Plus, after last night, you're owed one. 153 00:08:05,872 --> 00:08:07,748 Oh, Joe. 154 00:08:07,749 --> 00:08:10,065 You seriously need to call him. 155 00:08:23,305 --> 00:08:25,790 Has he been working out? 156 00:08:29,646 --> 00:08:31,395 It's two days. 157 00:08:31,396 --> 00:08:33,798 You got this. 158 00:08:56,048 --> 00:08:58,575 Did you just... 159 00:08:59,218 --> 00:09:02,219 You should be screaming my name right now. 160 00:09:02,220 --> 00:09:04,262 Digging your nails into my back. 161 00:09:04,263 --> 00:09:07,516 You expected me to please you, get you off. 162 00:09:07,517 --> 00:09:10,770 But you didn't scream and my back is not bleeding 163 00:09:10,771 --> 00:09:13,981 and you definitely did not get off. 164 00:09:13,982 --> 00:09:16,733 You don't even know what to say, do you? 165 00:09:16,734 --> 00:09:18,942 You must be mortified. 166 00:09:20,906 --> 00:09:22,906 Ignore it. Ignore it, Beck. 167 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:24,599 The hell have I done? 168 00:09:26,036 --> 00:09:28,120 Seriously? 169 00:09:28,121 --> 00:09:30,539 You're already telling whoever that is. 170 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:32,875 I've reduced myself to an anecdote. 171 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:36,002 Mr. Quick Draw. The Minuteman. 172 00:09:36,003 --> 00:09:38,128 Being generous. 173 00:09:38,549 --> 00:09:41,283 Don't let it be Peach. 174 00:09:45,805 --> 00:09:48,098 The Captain? 175 00:09:48,099 --> 00:09:50,265 The hell is this? 176 00:09:52,186 --> 00:09:53,563 What? 177 00:09:53,564 --> 00:09:55,647 Obviously, you don't love him. 178 00:09:55,648 --> 00:09:57,689 Love ya! 179 00:10:05,324 --> 00:10:07,032 Love ya. 180 00:10:07,618 --> 00:10:09,659 Love ya? 181 00:10:10,247 --> 00:10:12,999 You never said that to Benji. 182 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,582 And look what had to happen to him. 183 00:10:16,712 --> 00:10:20,573 Beck, just when I think we're getting somewhere... 184 00:10:26,137 --> 00:10:30,308 Yeah, so here, you're sacrificing a hardcover 185 00:10:30,309 --> 00:10:32,059 but you're getting greater textual accuracy 186 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:33,144 than any previous edition. 187 00:10:33,145 --> 00:10:34,812 It's the final word 188 00:10:34,813 --> 00:10:35,938 on the Tolkein trilogy. 189 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:38,675 Thank you so much. 190 00:10:39,693 --> 00:10:42,028 My dick reduced to cartoon food items. 191 00:10:42,029 --> 00:10:43,445 This is my nightmare. 192 00:10:43,446 --> 00:10:45,113 A hot dog. I'll take it. 193 00:10:45,114 --> 00:10:47,656 Yes, with the bun. 194 00:10:48,702 --> 00:10:50,328 Tell her, Beck. 195 00:10:50,329 --> 00:10:52,288 Go on. Listen to your gut. 196 00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:54,955 Joe's the one. 197 00:10:55,709 --> 00:10:58,501 Yes, worth it. K. One more shot. 198 00:10:58,502 --> 00:11:00,529 Not like there was any real doubt. 199 00:11:02,174 --> 00:11:04,799 Outfit? Are you kidding me? 200 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,347 Just got it. Hope you like. 201 00:11:14,478 --> 00:11:17,188 You do all this for him? 202 00:11:17,189 --> 00:11:18,938 Christoph's party - 203 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,650 Montauk tonight. U in? 204 00:11:20,651 --> 00:11:22,360 Can't. Gotta write. 205 00:11:22,361 --> 00:11:24,611 You even lie to your friends about this guy. 206 00:11:24,612 --> 00:11:27,043 What the hell? 207 00:11:27,824 --> 00:11:31,310 And you've been confirmed at the Seahorse Motel. 208 00:11:32,329 --> 00:11:33,828 Ethan. 209 00:11:33,829 --> 00:11:35,581 I need you to close tonight. 210 00:11:35,582 --> 00:11:38,000 Oh, man, I'd love to, but I gotta split soon. 211 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,169 Rastiche, my Balalaika teacher is holding 212 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:42,630 - a master class tonight. - Wasn't a question. 213 00:11:42,631 --> 00:11:45,240 I'm sorry. I have an appointment out of town. 214 00:11:49,554 --> 00:11:53,040 Beck, I should be your captain. 215 00:12:17,457 --> 00:12:19,414 It can't be. 216 00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:22,625 How old is he? 217 00:12:23,963 --> 00:12:26,671 If only I could tell you I'm here. 218 00:12:27,258 --> 00:12:29,885 You don't need to do this, whatever this is. 219 00:12:29,886 --> 00:12:31,971 It's not too late to stop it. 220 00:12:31,972 --> 00:12:35,722 - So good to see you, hon. - Yeah, you too, Dad. 221 00:12:36,184 --> 00:12:37,752 Dad? 222 00:12:43,483 --> 00:12:45,985 The place belongs to a couple from church. 223 00:12:45,986 --> 00:12:47,778 There are plenty of rooms and it's... 224 00:12:47,779 --> 00:12:49,195 it's ours right through New Year's. 225 00:12:49,196 --> 00:12:51,615 Sounds like a pretty cool place. 226 00:12:51,616 --> 00:12:53,451 Even has a hot tub out on the patio. 227 00:12:53,452 --> 00:12:55,995 Though if... I know Nancy, 228 00:12:55,996 --> 00:12:57,913 she won't let the kids near it. 229 00:12:57,914 --> 00:12:59,882 She doesn't normally want the kids near me either, 230 00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:01,550 but here we are. 231 00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:03,919 I really think you'd love it up there, honey. 232 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,587 Yeah, um... 233 00:13:05,588 --> 00:13:09,631 I don't know my schedule that far out, unfortunately. 234 00:13:10,135 --> 00:13:12,425 Of course. I... I... 235 00:13:12,637 --> 00:13:14,597 I understand. 236 00:13:14,598 --> 00:13:16,682 And you wonder why he asks for more. 237 00:13:16,683 --> 00:13:19,101 Um... 238 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,060 But I'll totally check and I'll let you know 239 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,506 as soon as possible. 240 00:13:33,282 --> 00:13:35,910 What? Is it too much for a Dickens festival? 241 00:13:35,911 --> 00:13:38,161 No, no. I mean... 242 00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:41,871 It's just some people may find it, you know... 243 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:45,320 How is Nancy? 244 00:13:55,472 --> 00:13:59,583 Why is he your secret, Beck? 245 00:14:02,395 --> 00:14:04,980 "Has only one fault that I know of. 246 00:14:04,981 --> 00:14:07,817 "And it happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish 247 00:14:07,818 --> 00:14:09,485 "is a want of taste. 248 00:14:09,486 --> 00:14:11,053 She don't like me." 249 00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:16,574 Pretty great, huh, sweetie? 250 00:14:16,575 --> 00:14:18,868 Yeah, it's, uh, amazing. 251 00:14:18,869 --> 00:14:21,914 Amazing this many people are fans of contrived plotting 252 00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,332 and melodrama. 253 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:24,875 If they even read Dickens. 254 00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:27,419 More likely they couldn't pass up an excuse to day drink. 255 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,004 How's your mom? 256 00:14:29,005 --> 00:14:30,881 Um... uh, she's actually... 257 00:14:30,882 --> 00:14:31,951 she's on a cruise. 258 00:14:31,952 --> 00:14:33,104 But she's great. 259 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,184 Riddled with anxiety, 260 00:14:34,185 --> 00:14:35,930 low self-esteem, on antidepressants, 261 00:14:35,931 --> 00:14:38,347 dating men so safe and boring she must wanna scream 262 00:14:38,348 --> 00:14:39,698 But don't worry. 263 00:14:39,699 --> 00:14:42,351 You abandoning her didn't scar her at all. 264 00:14:42,352 --> 00:14:44,270 How about your brother? How's he doing? 265 00:14:44,271 --> 00:14:46,230 Uh, you know, works a lot. 266 00:14:46,231 --> 00:14:48,732 Anya, too. But they seem happy. 267 00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:51,068 According to Facebook. 268 00:14:51,069 --> 00:14:52,903 And how's school going? 269 00:14:52,904 --> 00:14:55,197 It's great, actually. I'm... 270 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,448 I'm just working on building my portfolio. 271 00:14:57,449 --> 00:14:59,535 It's... it's more than just that first book. 272 00:14:59,536 --> 00:15:01,453 You really need the second 273 00:15:01,454 --> 00:15:03,371 - if you're going... - Hey, where are you guys? 274 00:15:03,372 --> 00:15:06,458 Beck, you're such an asshole. 275 00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:08,919 "Love me, Daddy. I'm gonna be a writer, Daddy." 276 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,212 God, just shut up forever. 277 00:15:11,213 --> 00:15:13,699 There they are. 278 00:15:15,343 --> 00:15:17,261 Oh, my God. 279 00:15:17,262 --> 00:15:19,221 She's actually gotten more smug. 280 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,805 Beck, look, I have a cane. 281 00:15:20,806 --> 00:15:22,558 Yes, you do. 282 00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:24,682 Look at you guys. 283 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,145 You look... pretty. 284 00:15:27,146 --> 00:15:28,606 Stop hating them. 285 00:15:28,607 --> 00:15:29,857 They're just kids. 286 00:15:29,858 --> 00:15:30,940 None of it's their fault. 287 00:15:30,941 --> 00:15:33,360 Aw, thanks, Mia. So do you. 288 00:15:33,361 --> 00:15:37,405 Guinevere, how are you? 289 00:15:37,406 --> 00:15:39,783 - Mm. - Great. I love your dress. 290 00:15:39,784 --> 00:15:42,035 Not necessarily you in it, but... 291 00:15:42,036 --> 00:15:43,453 I bought you something. 292 00:15:43,454 --> 00:15:44,746 Just couldn't resist. 293 00:15:44,747 --> 00:15:48,083 - No, she's not. - Ohh. 294 00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:50,501 Oh, it's perfect. 295 00:15:50,502 --> 00:15:52,919 Oh, um... 296 00:15:52,963 --> 00:15:54,924 You're slipping a bit, dear. 297 00:15:54,925 --> 00:15:58,092 Touch me again, crazy pants. I dare you. 298 00:15:58,093 --> 00:15:59,953 Thank you. 299 00:16:01,348 --> 00:16:04,499 Hey Nancy, let's take the kids and play a game. 300 00:16:05,477 --> 00:16:07,519 You really are capable of keeping a secret. 301 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,964 Four, by my count. 302 00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:13,508 Who the hell are you, Beck? 303 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,240 Have at it. 304 00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:22,116 - Hey! That's a boy. - Oh! First try. 305 00:16:22,117 --> 00:16:23,493 You're a natural. 306 00:16:23,494 --> 00:16:24,870 Yo! 307 00:16:24,871 --> 00:16:27,161 Two down, buddy. 308 00:16:28,123 --> 00:16:29,833 What an arm on him. 309 00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:32,669 I know. I... I know I'm embarrassing, I know. 310 00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:35,005 Babe, just get a shot for the blog. 311 00:16:35,006 --> 00:16:37,131 Ooh! 312 00:16:37,132 --> 00:16:39,009 If I wasn't so blinded by love, 313 00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:40,718 I would've seen the secrets 314 00:16:40,719 --> 00:16:43,012 right in front of me, waiting to be uncovered. 315 00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:45,640 Captain Beck. AKA, The Captain. 316 00:16:45,641 --> 00:16:49,517 AKA, Edward Martin Beck. 317 00:16:50,021 --> 00:16:51,521 The addict part was true, I see. 318 00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:53,147 But he never died, which he credits 319 00:16:53,148 --> 00:16:54,857 to his friends in the NA fellowship 320 00:16:54,858 --> 00:16:57,233 out of St. James Church. 321 00:16:57,487 --> 00:16:59,570 It was there that he not only conquered his demons 322 00:16:59,571 --> 00:17:01,490 but also met church rep and divorcée, 323 00:17:01,491 --> 00:17:03,408 Nancy Whitesell. 324 00:17:03,409 --> 00:17:07,618 AKA, "The Christian News'" Mommy Blogger of the Year. 325 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,164 "If Ned can do it, so can you". 326 00:17:10,165 --> 00:17:11,457 He became a feature in her blog. 327 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,376 Then, her life. 328 00:17:13,377 --> 00:17:16,713 Less than a year, they were married. 329 00:17:16,714 --> 00:17:19,008 He really landed himself the perfect family. 330 00:17:19,009 --> 00:17:21,676 If your step-mother is to be believed. 331 00:17:21,677 --> 00:17:23,636 But what about you, Beck. 332 00:17:23,637 --> 00:17:26,539 Where do you fit into all this? 333 00:17:42,531 --> 00:17:45,826 Your father has come such a long way. 334 00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:47,578 He worked hard for it, too. 335 00:17:47,579 --> 00:17:49,238 You're barking up the wrong tree, lady, 336 00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:51,414 if you think I'm gonna sit here and validate that man. 337 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:54,309 Yeah, he's, uh... he's lucky to have you. 338 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:55,702 Hm. 339 00:17:55,703 --> 00:17:57,962 Just goes to show you what a good Christian household 340 00:17:57,963 --> 00:17:59,882 and loving family can do. 341 00:17:59,883 --> 00:18:01,966 She did not just suggest if you were more Christian 342 00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:04,745 he wouldn't have abandoned you for a crack pipe. 343 00:18:05,179 --> 00:18:07,637 Mommy, come watch me. 344 00:18:07,639 --> 00:18:09,847 Excuse me, my dear. 345 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,278 Your dad talk to you yet? 346 00:18:21,279 --> 00:18:24,322 She's so her mother, only less subtle. 347 00:18:24,323 --> 00:18:27,076 - Talk to me about... - Well, he's supposed to 348 00:18:27,077 --> 00:18:30,368 tell you he can't send money anymore. 349 00:18:30,789 --> 00:18:33,081 But he's gonna help you find a better job first. 350 00:18:33,082 --> 00:18:35,792 Mom doesn't think he should wait. 351 00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:37,920 She's so cranky. 352 00:18:37,921 --> 00:18:40,294 It's the hormones. 353 00:18:41,215 --> 00:18:44,550 Oh. I wasn't supposed to tell you, 354 00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:47,301 but she's pregnant. 355 00:18:47,663 --> 00:18:49,181 That's why they're fighting about it. 356 00:18:49,182 --> 00:18:51,099 Great. That's great. 357 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,766 He's starting a new family. 358 00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:58,646 Because fixing the one he had obviously wasn't an option. 359 00:18:58,774 --> 00:19:02,066 Why would he ever do that? 360 00:19:04,614 --> 00:19:07,349 I'm going to find a bathroom. I'll be right back. 361 00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:18,416 Can I get another Timber Doodle? 362 00:19:30,431 --> 00:19:32,498 Uh! Bitch. 363 00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:47,655 Hi. Is Joe Goldberg working today? 364 00:19:47,656 --> 00:19:49,991 Joe Goldberg is not working today. 365 00:19:49,992 --> 00:19:52,161 But, uh, I'm Ethan. 366 00:19:52,162 --> 00:19:54,328 - And you would be... - Looking for Joe. 367 00:19:54,329 --> 00:19:56,914 - Expect him anytime soon? - I do not. 368 00:19:56,915 --> 00:19:59,334 Uh, relatively speaking. Joe's out of town. 369 00:19:59,335 --> 00:20:01,170 But is there anything I can help you find? 370 00:20:01,171 --> 00:20:03,337 Possibly. I'm in the market 371 00:20:03,338 --> 00:20:05,840 for a first-edition copy of "Ozma of Oz". 372 00:20:05,841 --> 00:20:08,093 Oh, that's a pretty rare critter. 373 00:20:08,094 --> 00:20:09,595 Uh, not sure we have it. 374 00:20:09,596 --> 00:20:11,053 See, books of that pedigree we keep 375 00:20:11,054 --> 00:20:13,307 under lock and key downstairs. 376 00:20:13,308 --> 00:20:15,431 And you don't have the key? 377 00:20:15,894 --> 00:20:17,978 Well, normally I have the key. 378 00:20:17,979 --> 00:20:19,770 But I just don't have it right now. 379 00:20:19,771 --> 00:20:22,191 Uh, Joe left with it. He just forgot to give it to me. 380 00:20:22,192 --> 00:20:24,357 And where is Joe? 381 00:20:27,821 --> 00:20:29,865 I thought I was supposed to be writing. 382 00:20:29,866 --> 00:20:31,532 Are you with Eight Seconds? 383 00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:33,702 No, I told you. I'm on a retreat. 384 00:20:33,703 --> 00:20:35,478 Is he with you? 385 00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,081 - What is it, Ethan? - Hey, bro. 386 00:20:39,082 --> 00:20:41,126 Uh, I know you didn't wanna be interrupted, 387 00:20:41,127 --> 00:20:43,045 but, uh, this chick was just in asking about 388 00:20:43,046 --> 00:20:45,923 - a first ed. "Ozma of Oz". - What are you talking about? 389 00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:48,049 Joe's there, in Nyack. 390 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:51,220 - What did she look like? - Uh, 25-ish, brunette, 391 00:20:51,221 --> 00:20:54,056 kinda hot, but you know, maybe that's like a type thing. 392 00:20:54,057 --> 00:20:55,723 Peach Salinger. 393 00:20:55,724 --> 00:20:57,025 Are you lying to me? 394 00:20:57,026 --> 00:20:58,560 Of course you are, that's what you do, 395 00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,020 lie so your life looks better. 396 00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:02,356 Peach, I'm... I'm not lying. 397 00:21:02,357 --> 00:21:04,566 I told you, I'm here to write. I... 398 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,234 I can't deal with this right now 399 00:21:06,235 --> 00:21:08,904 - I promise I'll call you. - And you told her I'm here? 400 00:21:08,905 --> 00:21:11,322 I'm sorry, man. Did I screw up or... 401 00:21:11,323 --> 00:21:13,741 You'll know I'm here. You may already know. 402 00:21:13,742 --> 00:21:16,536 Hey, you. Oh, sorry. 403 00:21:16,537 --> 00:21:17,703 So sorry. 404 00:21:17,704 --> 00:21:19,748 How is this explainable? 405 00:21:19,749 --> 00:21:22,901 Do I run? Shit, shit, shit. 406 00:21:35,013 --> 00:21:37,098 Joe? 407 00:21:37,099 --> 00:21:38,642 Beck? 408 00:21:38,643 --> 00:21:40,419 What are you doing here? 409 00:21:49,354 --> 00:21:52,731 That's true, you are a book seller, aren't you? 410 00:21:52,732 --> 00:21:56,359 Sadly, I humiliate myself like this annually. 411 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,611 Mm. Well, this is kinda working for ya. 412 00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:01,156 You mock. 413 00:22:01,157 --> 00:22:03,281 It's... it's fair. 414 00:22:07,330 --> 00:22:09,832 I'm... I'm lying. I'm lying to you right now. 415 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:12,293 - Excuse me? - I knew you were here. 416 00:22:12,294 --> 00:22:14,628 I wasn't happy with how we left things. 417 00:22:14,629 --> 00:22:17,131 And apparently, neither were you, seeing as how you were 418 00:22:17,132 --> 00:22:18,816 - hiding out in the bathroom. - I... I... 419 00:22:18,817 --> 00:22:20,650 I wasn't hiding, I swear. 420 00:22:20,651 --> 00:22:22,929 We can at least agree that I may 421 00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:25,056 have left you a little wanting. 422 00:22:25,057 --> 00:22:26,973 - Yeah... - So, you're saying you did 423 00:22:26,974 --> 00:22:28,618 want it to last longer than eight seconds? 424 00:22:28,619 --> 00:22:30,810 No! I mean... yeah. As in... 425 00:22:30,811 --> 00:22:32,605 Wait, I thought it was a race. 426 00:22:32,606 --> 00:22:34,356 Didn't I win? 427 00:22:34,357 --> 00:22:36,566 No. Um... 428 00:22:36,567 --> 00:22:39,612 I just... I thought it'd be nice if I came and surprised you. 429 00:22:39,613 --> 00:22:41,820 And not leave you with... 430 00:22:42,115 --> 00:22:45,435 that memory of me for too long. 431 00:22:46,577 --> 00:22:49,121 How did you, um... 432 00:22:49,122 --> 00:22:51,231 How did you know I was here? 433 00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:53,625 Oh, well, you posted a nature shot this morning. 434 00:22:53,626 --> 00:22:56,378 See that little restaurant sign in the background? 435 00:22:56,379 --> 00:22:59,047 Apparently, Pops and Millie's ain't a chain. 436 00:22:59,048 --> 00:23:00,924 Mm, shocking. Really should be. 437 00:23:00,925 --> 00:23:02,319 Yeah. 438 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,303 So I Googled it and I saw all the information 439 00:23:04,304 --> 00:23:05,887 about the festival and I figured 440 00:23:05,888 --> 00:23:07,665 this was probably why you were in the area. 441 00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:10,083 And by the way, this outfit is really working on you, too. 442 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,477 Ohh. 443 00:23:11,478 --> 00:23:13,184 Um... 444 00:23:15,065 --> 00:23:18,148 Can you hold on for just one second? 445 00:23:19,635 --> 00:23:22,095 Hey, sweetie. Cooper's kinda hitting a wall. 446 00:23:22,096 --> 00:23:24,073 We were gonna head back and rest up before dinner. 447 00:23:24,074 --> 00:23:27,576 Oh, okay. I'll find my own ride back to the hotel, so... 448 00:23:27,577 --> 00:23:30,162 And who is this handsome gentleman? 449 00:23:30,163 --> 00:23:33,039 Sorry, this is... this is Joe. 450 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,585 He works at a book store I go to in the city. 451 00:23:35,586 --> 00:23:37,459 Well, hey, Joe. 452 00:23:37,796 --> 00:23:40,131 This is my wife, Nancy. I'm... I'm Ned, Beck's dad. 453 00:23:40,132 --> 00:23:42,674 - Hi. - Hey, nice to meet you both. 454 00:23:42,675 --> 00:23:45,260 You're welcome to join us for dinner, Joe. 455 00:23:45,261 --> 00:23:48,306 Yes! Totally. If you can. 456 00:23:48,307 --> 00:23:50,932 I... I'd love to. 457 00:23:50,933 --> 00:23:52,891 We'll see you then. 458 00:23:55,188 --> 00:23:56,939 Okay, uh... 459 00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:58,190 I can explain. 460 00:23:58,191 --> 00:24:00,106 Um... 461 00:24:02,154 --> 00:24:04,697 One day, when I was, um, 12, 462 00:24:04,698 --> 00:24:07,950 I got home from school before my brother and sister. 463 00:24:07,951 --> 00:24:10,076 My mom was at work. 464 00:24:10,077 --> 00:24:13,998 So I go into the basement to play "Mario Brothers" 465 00:24:13,999 --> 00:24:17,540 And I, uh... I find... 466 00:24:17,669 --> 00:24:19,751 my father... 467 00:24:20,129 --> 00:24:24,324 unconscious, with a needle in his arm. 468 00:24:26,052 --> 00:24:28,551 I thought he was dead. 469 00:24:28,888 --> 00:24:30,806 I'm so sorry 470 00:24:30,807 --> 00:24:32,141 you had to go through that. 471 00:24:32,142 --> 00:24:34,557 I mean, he survived it. 472 00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:39,147 And... which, of course, was this amazing thing. 473 00:24:39,148 --> 00:24:42,151 So when he disappeared on us because he relapsed, 474 00:24:42,152 --> 00:24:43,903 I just... 475 00:24:43,904 --> 00:24:45,944 I couldn't believe it. 476 00:24:46,448 --> 00:24:50,407 Right then and there, I decided he was dead. 477 00:24:51,994 --> 00:24:54,937 Which is why I told you he was, which is... 478 00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:59,418 Totally wrong, I mean, who does that? 479 00:24:59,419 --> 00:25:02,797 The first deep, personal thing 480 00:25:02,798 --> 00:25:04,589 I tell you is a total lie. 481 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:07,050 Well, hang on. That's... 482 00:25:07,051 --> 00:25:09,220 No, I get it if you are horrified 483 00:25:09,221 --> 00:25:10,845 and think I'm a total fraud and liar 484 00:25:10,846 --> 00:25:13,057 and want nothing to do with me. 485 00:25:13,058 --> 00:25:15,390 After everything you've been through? 486 00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:17,143 I get it. 487 00:25:17,144 --> 00:25:19,185 I'm sorry. 488 00:25:22,483 --> 00:25:25,053 You're sorry? 489 00:25:26,696 --> 00:25:28,737 I am. 490 00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:33,451 Anyway, I was... I was at Brown 491 00:25:33,452 --> 00:25:36,037 and he tracked me down to say he had gotten clean. 492 00:25:36,038 --> 00:25:38,249 And then he says he wants to help 493 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:41,751 with my school and some of my bills. 494 00:25:41,752 --> 00:25:46,214 Like dad amends. So I bury my resentment 495 00:25:46,215 --> 00:25:48,299 and start having lunches with him 496 00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:51,342 and doing stupid shit like this. 497 00:25:51,387 --> 00:25:53,972 Playing the dutiful daughter. 498 00:25:53,973 --> 00:25:57,809 Enduring this nauseatingly perfect new family of his. 499 00:25:57,810 --> 00:26:01,487 - I'm sure they're not perfect. - Believe me, they are. 500 00:26:01,488 --> 00:26:05,151 - Well, I guess I'll find out tonight. - No. 501 00:26:05,152 --> 00:26:06,693 I'm not subjecting you to that. 502 00:26:06,694 --> 00:26:09,529 I'll just... I'll tell them you had to go back. 503 00:26:09,530 --> 00:26:11,781 - Book emergency. - I'd be on board, 504 00:26:11,782 --> 00:26:14,242 but that would be so un-Victorian of me. 505 00:26:14,243 --> 00:26:16,787 The virtuous maiden is supposed to be rescued 506 00:26:16,788 --> 00:26:20,082 by the dashing, sometimes broody 507 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,293 altogether charming hero. 508 00:26:22,294 --> 00:26:25,502 And who is that? Is that... is that meant to be you? 509 00:26:27,007 --> 00:26:28,257 But that boat, she can take it. 510 00:26:28,258 --> 00:26:29,954 You know. No, no, I know, I know it well. 511 00:26:29,955 --> 00:26:31,261 I don't know if Beck's told you, 512 00:26:31,262 --> 00:26:33,554 but I captained the Nantucket Ferry for 16 years. 513 00:26:33,555 --> 00:26:35,113 I did not know... see, now, 514 00:26:35,114 --> 00:26:36,490 I feel like I've been telling 515 00:26:36,491 --> 00:26:37,932 Mickey Mantle how to hold a bat. 516 00:26:37,933 --> 00:26:38,976 Oh, please. 517 00:26:38,977 --> 00:26:40,335 Do you sail, too? 518 00:26:40,336 --> 00:26:42,020 Oh, God, no. Never had the patience for it. 519 00:26:42,021 --> 00:26:44,315 Oh, Dad, you know your way around a sailboat. 520 00:26:44,316 --> 00:26:46,041 Well, enough to know that I'm all thumbs. 521 00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:47,626 Yeah, I've been out a couple times. 522 00:26:47,627 --> 00:26:50,069 You don't remember the renters next door? 523 00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:52,114 They had that Sunfish they let you take out. 524 00:26:52,115 --> 00:26:55,826 The Murphys. Their cars were always blocking the driveway. 525 00:26:55,827 --> 00:26:58,287 How's life in the big city, dear? 526 00:26:58,288 --> 00:27:00,830 It's great. Thanks for asking. 527 00:27:00,831 --> 00:27:03,500 Oh, and we broke our centerboard that one time. 528 00:27:03,501 --> 00:27:05,995 And... and the current took us, like, halfway to Long Island. 529 00:27:05,996 --> 00:27:08,162 Eh... what'd I say? Not much of a sailor. 530 00:27:08,163 --> 00:27:10,298 But you do, you remember it, right? 531 00:27:10,299 --> 00:27:12,009 I mean, it was pouring. 532 00:27:12,010 --> 00:27:15,205 I learned every swear word in the book that day. 533 00:27:17,057 --> 00:27:19,057 I don't think he remembers, dear. 534 00:27:19,058 --> 00:27:22,143 I think he can speak for himself, Nancy. 535 00:27:22,144 --> 00:27:24,855 God, you know, you don't... you don't have to protect him. 536 00:27:24,856 --> 00:27:26,899 Okay, he's... he's not a child. 537 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,067 You're one to talk. 538 00:27:29,068 --> 00:27:32,738 - Excuse me? - You invest nothing in this family. 539 00:27:32,739 --> 00:27:34,105 Nothing. 540 00:27:34,106 --> 00:27:36,033 Not even a call to your father on his birthday. 541 00:27:36,034 --> 00:27:37,492 You know what? Stop. 542 00:27:37,493 --> 00:27:39,193 You have no idea what you're talking about. 543 00:27:39,194 --> 00:27:41,612 'Cause your father... he's just an ATM to you. 544 00:27:41,613 --> 00:27:43,665 - Right, Beck? - Uh, please, 545 00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:45,250 - let's not do this. - Okay, I'm sorry. 546 00:27:45,251 --> 00:27:46,836 And what is he to you? 547 00:27:46,837 --> 00:27:48,962 A feature for your blog so you can brag 548 00:27:48,963 --> 00:27:51,382 how you lifted him out of the pits of despair? 549 00:27:51,383 --> 00:27:53,800 News flash! He was sober when you met him. 550 00:27:53,801 --> 00:27:55,426 I was in the pits with him. 551 00:27:55,427 --> 00:27:58,180 And not because I wasn't Christian enough. 552 00:27:58,181 --> 00:28:00,682 You didn't save him. 553 00:28:00,683 --> 00:28:03,560 You think he'll fall over if you pull your hand out of his ass? 554 00:28:03,561 --> 00:28:06,264 Guinevere! Enough. 555 00:28:06,265 --> 00:28:07,730 What the hell are you looking at? 556 00:28:07,731 --> 00:28:10,025 - Guinevere. - Do not talk to my daughter that way. 557 00:28:10,026 --> 00:28:12,318 Okay, whatever. I'm done. 558 00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:14,028 Oh, and, um... 559 00:28:14,029 --> 00:28:16,239 congrats on the baby. 560 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,432 How blessed you all are. 561 00:28:45,895 --> 00:28:47,944 Do you want him dead? 562 00:28:51,401 --> 00:28:53,399 What? 563 00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:59,405 Kinda feels like you and he... 564 00:29:00,577 --> 00:29:02,286 have some unresolved stuff. 565 00:29:02,287 --> 00:29:05,998 Believe me, I'm king of unresolved family issues. 566 00:29:05,999 --> 00:29:08,748 I know what people splitting feels like. 567 00:29:10,921 --> 00:29:13,378 I just wonder if, uh... 568 00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:16,884 Look, he's here. He's alive. 569 00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:21,080 Use that as an opportunity to talk to him. 570 00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:26,302 Or, uh, you're a writer. 571 00:29:26,303 --> 00:29:28,019 Could be helpful to write about him. 572 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:30,980 - Cathartic, too. - What are you doing? 573 00:29:30,981 --> 00:29:32,149 N-nothing... I don't... 574 00:29:32,150 --> 00:29:33,525 Do you hear yourself right now? 575 00:29:33,526 --> 00:29:34,777 I mean, who the hell are you 576 00:29:34,778 --> 00:29:37,278 to tell me that I have daddy issues. 577 00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:38,655 You don't even know me. 578 00:29:38,656 --> 00:29:40,156 Hey, Beck, hang... hang... hang on... 579 00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:41,616 Just go. 580 00:29:41,617 --> 00:29:44,575 Leave me alone. I'm serious. 581 00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:08,266 Hey, hon. 582 00:30:11,145 --> 00:30:13,144 We're gonna get going. 583 00:30:15,775 --> 00:30:18,483 Cool, um... 584 00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:21,110 Thanks for dinner. 585 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:25,545 This should cover the room. 586 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:42,715 It's hard for me to see you with them. 587 00:30:42,719 --> 00:30:45,970 I keep waiting for you to be you again. 588 00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:47,890 Well, this is me, Guinevere. 589 00:30:47,891 --> 00:30:49,849 No, it's not. You were... 590 00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:51,101 Reckless. 591 00:30:51,102 --> 00:30:52,435 And out of control. 592 00:30:52,436 --> 00:30:55,105 And, honey, you were a kid, you... 593 00:30:55,106 --> 00:30:56,690 You didn't see what was going on. 594 00:30:56,691 --> 00:30:58,481 Yes... 595 00:30:58,651 --> 00:31:00,608 yes, I did. 596 00:31:00,653 --> 00:31:04,015 And you were more than just an addict. 597 00:31:05,115 --> 00:31:07,490 I miss you. 598 00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:14,572 Whatever. 599 00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:17,486 You know, I tell people that you're dead. 600 00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:22,505 Kinda feels like you did die that day in the basement. 601 00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:29,720 I'm sorry you feel that way. 602 00:31:32,018 --> 00:31:34,378 You were a good sailor. 603 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,152 Well, maybe you can tell me about it sometime. 604 00:31:44,364 --> 00:31:46,654 Maybe in Vermont. 605 00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:49,448 Over Christmas. 606 00:31:52,538 --> 00:31:55,065 Like I said, I'll have to let you know. 607 00:32:43,088 --> 00:32:44,922 On the plywood over the bay window, 608 00:32:44,923 --> 00:32:47,800 we spray paint taunts at Hurricane Isabel. 609 00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:50,470 Cow her into a tropical storm. 610 00:32:50,471 --> 00:32:54,624 Her moon tide, though, carries your beach chair away. 611 00:32:58,855 --> 00:33:01,230 Sea glass and Springsteen. 612 00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:04,776 The beached whale, the silent walk home. 613 00:33:04,777 --> 00:33:08,305 The grill that doesn't start on the Fourth of July. 614 00:33:13,994 --> 00:33:18,289 The woman at the drug store you hit on who isn't Mom. 615 00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:21,332 The renters blocking the drive. 616 00:33:21,336 --> 00:33:24,752 The string of my sweatshirt I gnaw on. 617 00:33:26,132 --> 00:33:29,092 Morning sun over Wauwinet. 618 00:33:29,093 --> 00:33:31,678 The red ladle over the pan. 619 00:33:31,679 --> 00:33:34,747 Your wrist, the perfect cant. 620 00:33:38,019 --> 00:33:41,855 You leave for the 8:20 to Hyannis with one commandment. 621 00:33:41,856 --> 00:33:45,301 Get the batter off the ladle while it's wet. 622 00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:55,518 The ladle's left in the sink. 623 00:33:57,288 --> 00:33:59,163 Mom lets it soak. 624 00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:01,290 Leave it, she says. 625 00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:04,458 You go away, and we come home. 626 00:34:04,628 --> 00:34:07,463 And what's left of you. It loosens. 627 00:34:07,464 --> 00:34:10,199 And the water carries it away. 628 00:35:11,029 --> 00:35:16,072 They say girls with daddy issues are really good in bed. 629 00:35:17,201 --> 00:35:19,101 Mm. 630 00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:27,625 I like who I am with you, Joe. 631 00:35:43,436 --> 00:35:45,770 Mm, mm... sorry I didn't call. 632 00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:48,131 Is it okay if I come in? 633 00:35:58,451 --> 00:36:00,476 Ah! 634 00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:05,440 Ahh! 635 00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:14,088 Ahh! 636 00:36:14,675 --> 00:36:17,718 - Oh! - Ah! 637 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,930 Too rough for you, Goldberg? 638 00:36:19,931 --> 00:36:21,580 Not at all. 639 00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:30,172 - Uh! - Yeah! 640 00:36:40,624 --> 00:36:42,811 I want you, Joe. 641 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,581 Hey, stranger. 642 00:37:19,582 --> 00:37:21,623 Ohh. 643 00:37:22,167 --> 00:37:23,835 You drool in your sleep. 644 00:37:23,836 --> 00:37:26,088 So cute. 645 00:37:26,089 --> 00:37:27,672 Were you watching me? 646 00:37:27,673 --> 00:37:29,672 Maybe. 647 00:37:30,301 --> 00:37:32,842 Uh-oh. Stalker. 648 00:37:32,928 --> 00:37:35,665 Learn from the best. 649 00:37:49,528 --> 00:37:52,972 How... how did you figure out where I live? 650 00:37:53,950 --> 00:37:56,744 The bearded guy from the bookstore. 651 00:37:56,745 --> 00:37:58,701 Oh. 652 00:38:02,292 --> 00:38:05,361 Mm, you taste like maple syrup. 653 00:38:10,133 --> 00:38:13,200 - Mm, wait. - What? 654 00:38:16,930 --> 00:38:21,143 I have to apologize about our talk. 655 00:38:21,144 --> 00:38:23,478 I was a hostile goose. 656 00:38:23,479 --> 00:38:24,896 A hostile goose? 657 00:38:24,897 --> 00:38:27,148 Yeah, geese are total dicks. 658 00:38:27,149 --> 00:38:28,900 But, uh, no, seriously. 659 00:38:28,901 --> 00:38:32,487 You called me on my shit, 660 00:38:32,488 --> 00:38:35,366 and I took it really poorly. 661 00:38:35,367 --> 00:38:37,692 Because, um... well, because 662 00:38:37,693 --> 00:38:39,661 you were totally right, and I didn't wanna hear it 663 00:38:39,662 --> 00:38:41,163 and I'm sorry. 664 00:38:41,164 --> 00:38:42,956 Like you said, we barely know each other. 665 00:38:42,957 --> 00:38:45,083 - And here I was, trying... - You really don't think 666 00:38:45,084 --> 00:38:46,535 we know each other? 667 00:38:46,536 --> 00:38:49,062 I mean, I was just... I was angry when I said that and... 668 00:38:49,063 --> 00:38:51,020 Look... 669 00:38:51,925 --> 00:38:56,512 sometimes I could swear I've known you forever. 670 00:38:56,513 --> 00:38:58,137 But in the grand scheme of things, 671 00:38:58,138 --> 00:39:00,172 Not long enough 672 00:39:00,173 --> 00:39:02,809 for me to be commenting on your relationship with your father. 673 00:39:02,810 --> 00:39:04,668 Oh, you were just trying to help me see 674 00:39:04,669 --> 00:39:06,771 that I'm full of shit. 675 00:39:06,772 --> 00:39:09,023 And you were sweet. 676 00:39:09,024 --> 00:39:12,902 Uh, it's funny. I feel like every guy I date is... 677 00:39:12,903 --> 00:39:15,197 they're either messes... like my dad was... 678 00:39:15,198 --> 00:39:16,864 or they're like my dad is now, 679 00:39:16,865 --> 00:39:20,199 trying to be something that they think they should. 680 00:39:21,329 --> 00:39:24,706 Or they're me. Both a mess and a fraud. 681 00:39:24,707 --> 00:39:26,208 You're not a fraud. 682 00:39:26,209 --> 00:39:29,210 - So just a mess? - No, not more than anyone. 683 00:39:29,211 --> 00:39:32,422 But then there is you. 684 00:39:32,423 --> 00:39:34,882 I mean, you're not trying to be anything than what you are. 685 00:39:34,883 --> 00:39:37,469 You're just you. There's not an ounce 686 00:39:37,470 --> 00:39:39,012 of falseness in you. 687 00:39:39,013 --> 00:39:42,558 I mean, you drink Cafe Bustelo and you own starch. 688 00:39:42,559 --> 00:39:45,143 And I like how you don't care about dumb shit 689 00:39:45,144 --> 00:39:47,146 like posting your life online. 690 00:39:47,147 --> 00:39:49,966 I mean, it's... it's a revelation. 691 00:39:51,484 --> 00:39:55,487 Do you know how many selfies I've taken on the toilet? 692 00:39:55,488 --> 00:39:57,054 A lot. 693 00:40:01,535 --> 00:40:05,079 Okay, instead of sitting here, watching you judge me, 694 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,564 I'm gonna go pee. 695 00:40:06,565 --> 00:40:08,000 No. I'm not... 696 00:40:08,001 --> 00:40:11,194 And try not to take a selfie. 697 00:40:13,756 --> 00:40:15,090 What are the chances 698 00:40:15,091 --> 00:40:17,117 I'm getting a follow-up review? 699 00:40:28,729 --> 00:40:33,192 Apparently I've redeemed myself. 700 00:40:33,193 --> 00:40:34,910 Far be it for me to stop you 701 00:40:34,911 --> 00:40:37,445 from shouting it from the rooftops. 702 00:40:37,446 --> 00:40:41,614 Plus, I guess it is nice to hear it from your friends. 703 00:40:42,785 --> 00:40:44,703 Even if not all of them 704 00:40:44,704 --> 00:40:46,979 can share in your happiness. 705 00:40:50,126 --> 00:40:51,960 It's really too bad 706 00:40:51,961 --> 00:40:53,462 the one whose approval you crave most 707 00:40:53,463 --> 00:40:55,488 isn't my biggest fan. 708 00:41:04,598 --> 00:41:08,432 Fortunately, Paco's a remarkably quick reader. 709 00:41:10,271 --> 00:41:12,313 I can return the book I, of course, 710 00:41:12,314 --> 00:41:14,856 never had any intention of keeping. 711 00:41:15,276 --> 00:41:17,692 And if that's not enough, 712 00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:20,862 if Peach still has a problem... 713 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,659 well, every relationship has 714 00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:26,284 its obstacles to overcome, right? 715 00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:29,370 I won't let her get in the way of us, Beck. 716 00:41:29,475 --> 00:41:31,175 I won't.