1 00:00:00,031 --> 00:00:01,831 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:01,875 --> 00:00:03,959 You and Tiffany staying in studying right? 3 00:00:03,983 --> 00:00:05,651 'Cause I'm keeping close contact. 4 00:00:05,652 --> 00:00:07,152 You got my number, Commander. 5 00:00:07,254 --> 00:00:08,787 What awaits you in Boston? 6 00:00:09,914 --> 00:00:11,297 DEJA: My boyfriend. 7 00:00:11,322 --> 00:00:12,984 They want to reboot The Manny, Kevin. 8 00:00:13,009 --> 00:00:14,914 You'd play the dad. You get to raise your family 9 00:00:14,939 --> 00:00:17,205 in Los Angeles and become a zillionaire. 10 00:00:17,364 --> 00:00:18,829 You know, people said I was crazy, 11 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:21,298 me living in your garage just to stay close to the twins. 12 00:00:21,399 --> 00:00:22,967 It's possible they had a point. 13 00:00:23,068 --> 00:00:25,146 I hate that I'm doing this over FaceTime, but I miss you. 14 00:00:25,170 --> 00:00:26,070 I miss you, too. 15 00:00:26,171 --> 00:00:27,504 (CHUCKLES) 16 00:00:27,605 --> 00:00:30,541 Are you aware that Kevin is in our guest room? 17 00:00:30,642 --> 00:00:32,509 I'm taking The Manny reboot. 18 00:00:32,610 --> 00:00:34,111 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 19 00:00:34,212 --> 00:00:36,847 - Jack Damon. - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 20 00:00:39,985 --> 00:00:42,019 ("SERENITY NOW" BY BRETT DENNEN PLAYING) 21 00:00:43,555 --> 00:00:46,123 ♪ Serenity now ♪ 22 00:00:46,224 --> 00:00:49,226 ♪ I'm leaving, I believe... ♪ 23 00:00:49,327 --> 00:00:51,795 I can feel your concern. 24 00:00:51,896 --> 00:00:53,831 Blind guy, hot smoker. 25 00:00:53,932 --> 00:00:57,368 I assure you, I have done this hundreds of times, 26 00:00:57,469 --> 00:00:59,770 - and I still have both my eyebrows. - (CHUCKLING) 27 00:00:59,871 --> 00:01:01,972 Wait, do I still have both of them? 28 00:01:02,073 --> 00:01:03,741 So far, so good. 29 00:01:03,842 --> 00:01:05,642 ♪ I live on a boat ♪ 30 00:01:05,744 --> 00:01:08,112 ♪ I seldom sail ♪ 31 00:01:08,213 --> 00:01:11,682 ♪ I'm a captain with no crew ♪ 32 00:01:11,783 --> 00:01:14,351 ♪ A man ♪ 33 00:01:14,452 --> 00:01:17,788 ♪ Collecting moments as they ♪ 34 00:01:17,889 --> 00:01:19,823 ♪ Come... ♪ 35 00:01:19,924 --> 00:01:21,191 You okay? 36 00:01:21,292 --> 00:01:24,328 (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah. 37 00:01:24,429 --> 00:01:26,397 I know it sounds crazy, but every once in a while, 38 00:01:26,498 --> 00:01:29,666 that smell hits me and... takes me right back to that day. 39 00:01:31,503 --> 00:01:33,103 I know. 40 00:01:44,616 --> 00:01:46,150 TOBY: Don't-don't get too close, buddy. 41 00:01:46,251 --> 00:01:48,952 No. No, no, no. 42 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,289 KATE: Jack! 43 00:01:52,390 --> 00:01:53,624 LUCY: Jack? 44 00:01:54,726 --> 00:01:55,793 I'm good. 45 00:01:55,894 --> 00:01:57,661 - Mm-hmm. - (CLEARS THROAT) 46 00:01:57,762 --> 00:02:00,364 - Hell of a first memory, huh? - Yeah. 47 00:02:01,699 --> 00:02:03,167 (CLEARS THROAT) Hope you're hungry. 48 00:02:03,275 --> 00:02:06,077 - Made enough for a small army. - (CHUCKLES) 49 00:02:06,608 --> 00:02:12,378 sync and corrections by awaqeded www.addic7ed.com. 50 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,354 (SIGHS) Oh, God... I missed them again. 51 00:02:24,456 --> 00:02:26,657 - I'm sorry. - (GROANS) 52 00:02:26,758 --> 00:02:29,793 I tried to keep them up as long as I could, but they were wiped. 53 00:02:29,894 --> 00:02:31,334 They're not gonna remember who I am. 54 00:02:31,396 --> 00:02:33,464 Oh, I'm sorry. 55 00:02:33,565 --> 00:02:35,365 Nobody forgets that face. 56 00:02:35,467 --> 00:02:37,935 Look, you could cover it with as much facial hair as you want. 57 00:02:38,036 --> 00:02:39,303 It doesn't even matter. 58 00:02:40,805 --> 00:02:42,339 How did I become that dad? 59 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,808 Like, the guy who leaves before breakfast 60 00:02:44,909 --> 00:02:46,009 and gets home after dinner. 61 00:02:46,111 --> 00:02:48,545 My dad worked a lot. I still love him. 62 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,486 Yeah, comparing me to your father doesn't help. 63 00:02:50,515 --> 00:02:52,816 How would you like it if I compared you to my mom? 64 00:02:52,917 --> 00:02:55,519 Oh, okay. Point taken. 65 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:58,155 Babe, why don't you... 66 00:02:58,256 --> 00:02:59,500 I don't know, why don't you carve out 67 00:02:59,524 --> 00:03:00,824 some time for them this weekend 68 00:03:00,925 --> 00:03:02,893 and give them the full Jack experience? 69 00:03:02,994 --> 00:03:04,394 Mm-hmm. 70 00:03:04,496 --> 00:03:06,563 Oh, you already thought of the Jack experience? 71 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:08,198 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, go ahead. 72 00:03:08,299 --> 00:03:09,477 You know that new mall they just built? 73 00:03:09,501 --> 00:03:11,068 The one with the indoor movie theater? 74 00:03:11,169 --> 00:03:14,505 (GASPS) Oh, their first movie on a big screen. 75 00:03:14,606 --> 00:03:16,106 It's perfect. 76 00:03:16,207 --> 00:03:18,675 They're gonna love it. You're gonna have so much fun. 77 00:03:19,711 --> 00:03:21,378 Y-You're not gonna come? 78 00:03:21,479 --> 00:03:24,248 An entire Saturday with three squirming kids 79 00:03:24,349 --> 00:03:26,250 all hopped up on sugar? 80 00:03:26,351 --> 00:03:28,485 - Don't count on it, babe. - (PATS LEG) 81 00:03:30,388 --> 00:03:32,089 TOBY: All right. 82 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:33,724 Off to make the bacon. 83 00:03:33,825 --> 00:03:37,661 T-minus four days until I see you guys again. 84 00:03:37,762 --> 00:03:39,563 - All right. - All right. 85 00:03:39,664 --> 00:03:41,899 - Well, we love you. - We, uh, love you. 86 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,835 - We love you. - Oh, my gosh, I love you, too. 87 00:03:44,936 --> 00:03:47,570 - Love you. - KATE: We'll miss you. 88 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:48,939 - (CRYING) - Aw. Not today. 89 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,851 - KATE: I know. - I'll be back. I'll be right back. 90 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,276 - KATE: Bye, Dad. - JACK: Bye, Dad. 91 00:03:52,377 --> 00:03:54,077 ♪ It's not time to make a change ♪ 92 00:03:54,179 --> 00:03:57,781 ♪ Just relax, take it easy ♪ 93 00:03:57,882 --> 00:04:00,150 ♪ You're still young, that's your fault ♪ 94 00:04:00,251 --> 00:04:01,952 ♪ There's so much... ♪ 95 00:04:02,053 --> 00:04:04,388 Hey, buddy, let's just, uh, let's kind of blow our kisses 96 00:04:04,489 --> 00:04:07,024 and say our "I love you's..." Hey-hey... oh. 97 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:10,627 Sorry, you know what? He's melting down, sorry. 98 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,173 Yeah, but he didn't get a chance to hear me say 99 00:04:12,197 --> 00:04:13,730 that-that I love him. 100 00:04:13,831 --> 00:04:16,533 ♪ I am old, but I'm happy ♪ 101 00:04:18,770 --> 00:04:20,304 ♪ I was once... ♪ 102 00:04:20,405 --> 00:04:22,082 Yeah, I couldn't g... I couldn't get out of that dinner 103 00:04:22,106 --> 00:04:24,151 tomorrow night, so hopefully it won't go too late and I'll just 104 00:04:24,175 --> 00:04:26,910 - hop on the first flight in the morning. - Well, that's a bummer. 105 00:04:27,011 --> 00:04:28,389 I was just hoping that you would be here 106 00:04:28,413 --> 00:04:29,813 to help me with the kids, you know? 107 00:04:29,847 --> 00:04:31,915 By the end of the week I'm just fried. 108 00:04:32,016 --> 00:04:33,517 Yeah, I'm doing the best I can, Kate. 109 00:04:33,618 --> 00:04:35,219 I know. 110 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,622 And you're traveling back and forth, and I... 111 00:04:38,723 --> 00:04:40,657 Babe, we really appreciate it. 112 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:43,594 A dad's work is never done. 113 00:04:43,695 --> 00:04:46,730 - (ALARM CHIMING) - ♪ But your dreams may not ♪ 114 00:04:51,569 --> 00:04:54,271 ♪ It's not time to make a change... ♪ 115 00:04:54,372 --> 00:04:55,852 - Good morning. - KEVIN: Good morning. 116 00:04:55,907 --> 00:04:58,108 Here you go, matcha with monk fruit and nut milk, 117 00:04:58,209 --> 00:04:59,954 - just like you like your nonsense. - Come on in. 118 00:04:59,978 --> 00:05:03,380 We'll fuel them up with the breakfast of champions: yams. 119 00:05:03,481 --> 00:05:06,149 - KEVIN: Good morning. - Thank God you're here. 120 00:05:06,251 --> 00:05:08,352 Double blowout. 121 00:05:08,453 --> 00:05:10,520 Well, yams. 122 00:05:10,622 --> 00:05:12,155 ♪ Everything you've got... ♪ 123 00:05:12,257 --> 00:05:14,758 - Morning. - Shh. We had a rough night. 124 00:05:14,859 --> 00:05:16,670 They're already back asleep, but you can go peek. 125 00:05:16,694 --> 00:05:20,397 ♪ But your dreams may not ♪ 126 00:05:20,498 --> 00:05:23,367 ♪ How can I try to explain? ♪ 127 00:05:23,468 --> 00:05:28,038 ♪ 'Cause when I do, he turns away again ♪ 128 00:05:28,139 --> 00:05:31,008 ♪ It's always been the same ♪ 129 00:05:31,109 --> 00:05:32,643 ♪ Same old story... ♪ 130 00:05:32,744 --> 00:05:36,446 Sharing them should get easier, right? 131 00:05:36,547 --> 00:05:38,882 I hope so. 132 00:05:38,983 --> 00:05:43,053 ♪ I was ordered to listen, now there's a way ♪ 133 00:05:43,154 --> 00:05:47,958 ♪ And I know that I have to go away ♪ 134 00:05:48,059 --> 00:05:50,294 ♪ I know... ♪ 135 00:05:50,395 --> 00:05:51,928 Big day. 136 00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:54,564 Me and my eldest out on the open road. 137 00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:57,252 Coming to complete stops, keeping it ten and two, 138 00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:58,854 and she'll be trapped 139 00:05:58,955 --> 00:06:00,889 next to her father for at least an hour, 140 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:03,225 which means she will be forced to connect with me. 141 00:06:03,326 --> 00:06:05,928 Very sneaky. 142 00:06:06,029 --> 00:06:08,397 - I approve. - (EXHALES) 143 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:09,765 I knew that you would. 144 00:06:11,768 --> 00:06:15,037 ♪ It's not time to make a change ♪ 145 00:06:15,138 --> 00:06:17,506 ♪ Just sit down, take it slowly... ♪ 146 00:06:17,607 --> 00:06:19,141 You ready? 147 00:06:19,242 --> 00:06:20,542 ♪ You're still young... ♪ 148 00:06:20,644 --> 00:06:22,044 All right. 149 00:06:22,145 --> 00:06:24,279 - KATE: Let's eat. - KEVIN: Look at this. 150 00:06:24,381 --> 00:06:26,615 - Making progress over here. - I know. 151 00:06:26,716 --> 00:06:28,550 Good for you. That's amazing. 152 00:06:28,652 --> 00:06:30,329 - Thank you. - You know what's really exciting news? 153 00:06:30,353 --> 00:06:32,221 Is Franny ate carrots last night. 154 00:06:32,322 --> 00:06:35,024 I found that out because Madison sent me a carrot emoji, 155 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:37,365 not because I was actually there to witness it in person. 156 00:06:38,228 --> 00:06:39,739 I know it's tough not living with them, 157 00:06:39,763 --> 00:06:41,107 but I'm really grateful that you're here. 158 00:06:41,131 --> 00:06:43,098 Honestly, I do not know how I would be surviving 159 00:06:43,199 --> 00:06:45,200 without all your help. 160 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:47,236 And maybe it's good for you, too, right? 161 00:06:47,337 --> 00:06:49,738 Keep you busy between seeing the kids and work? 162 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:51,917 Yeah, yeah, no, it's good. I'm-I'm good, though, I'm fine. 163 00:06:51,941 --> 00:06:53,019 I'm... You don't have to worry about me. 164 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:54,576 I'm going to my meetings, I'm... 165 00:06:54,678 --> 00:06:56,489 You know, I'm thinking about picking up a hobby, actually. 166 00:06:56,513 --> 00:06:58,781 - Oh. - Yeah, it was guitar 167 00:06:58,882 --> 00:07:00,660 - or needlepoint. I can't figure out which... - (DOOR OPENS) 168 00:07:00,684 --> 00:07:02,251 TOBY: Lucys, I'm home. 169 00:07:02,352 --> 00:07:03,652 - (GASPS) - (DOOR CLOSES) 170 00:07:03,753 --> 00:07:06,388 - Is that Daddy? - Hi. 171 00:07:06,489 --> 00:07:08,367 - Where are my munchkins? I need munchkin kisses. - Hi. 172 00:07:08,391 --> 00:07:10,292 - Mwah, mwah, mwah. - Hi. 173 00:07:10,393 --> 00:07:12,094 And some for you. 174 00:07:12,195 --> 00:07:14,863 Mwah, mwah, mwah. And some for you. 175 00:07:14,964 --> 00:07:16,699 Mwah, mwah, mwah. Uhp. 176 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,934 - No. Come on. - Nah, I'm good. 177 00:07:19,035 --> 00:07:20,569 Can we be brothers-in-law who kiss? 178 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:22,137 - I... - Kate, don't get jealous. 179 00:07:22,238 --> 00:07:23,516 - Fine. Fine, fine, fine. - This is happening. 180 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:24,740 - Mwah, mwah, mwah. - Okay. 181 00:07:24,841 --> 00:07:26,641 All right, thank you... That's a lot of beard. 182 00:07:27,844 --> 00:07:30,846 Oh, gosh, you guys, 36 blissful hours 183 00:07:30,947 --> 00:07:33,449 until I have to listen to the Southwest flight attendants 184 00:07:33,550 --> 00:07:36,452 turn the safety protocol into a parody song again. 185 00:07:36,553 --> 00:07:37,993 Wait, you love that. That was, like, 186 00:07:38,021 --> 00:07:39,098 your favorite part of the whole trip. 187 00:07:39,122 --> 00:07:41,423 I know. I've gone dead inside. 188 00:07:41,524 --> 00:07:43,926 Well, uh, let me help. Let me help. 189 00:07:44,027 --> 00:07:45,638 I'll run to the store, I'll grab something special, 190 00:07:45,662 --> 00:07:47,640 uh, I'll come home, I'll cook it up, we'll have dinner. 191 00:07:47,664 --> 00:07:50,299 Oh, actually, Kev, um, Toby and I have plans tonight. 192 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,668 And we already have a sitter, so the kids are covered. 193 00:07:52,769 --> 00:07:54,303 We're going to a recital at my school. 194 00:07:54,404 --> 00:07:57,306 Yeah, they're doing selections from The Lion King. 195 00:07:57,407 --> 00:08:00,142 You know, if they do "He Lives in You," 196 00:08:00,243 --> 00:08:01,343 I'm gonna lose it. 197 00:08:01,444 --> 00:08:02,621 - (WHISPERS): I'm gonna lose it. - Mm. 198 00:08:02,645 --> 00:08:04,847 Oh, also, we're going to Menchie's. 199 00:08:04,948 --> 00:08:06,092 - Oh, you're going to Menchie's? - Yeah. 200 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:07,816 Ah, you guys really know how to party. 201 00:08:07,917 --> 00:08:09,618 Uh, actually, we do. We're gonna tornado 202 00:08:09,719 --> 00:08:11,163 all the nonfat frozen yogurt flavors. 203 00:08:11,187 --> 00:08:13,655 Okay, well, you go do that. Don't worry about me. 204 00:08:13,757 --> 00:08:15,317 - I've got to go to rehearsal. - (GASPS) 205 00:08:15,358 --> 00:08:16,658 Manny say what? 206 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,293 The reboot? How's it going? 207 00:08:18,394 --> 00:08:22,831 It's a good distraction while Madison and I sort of adjust. 208 00:08:22,932 --> 00:08:25,467 Plus, I don't have to rip my shirt off at every act break. 209 00:08:25,568 --> 00:08:27,446 Which is why I'm gonna steal some of Jack's French toast. 210 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:29,138 Thank you very much, Jack. All right. 211 00:08:29,239 --> 00:08:31,507 - Bye, guys. - Okay, now, here's the question. 212 00:08:31,608 --> 00:08:34,843 How many kisses can I get in in 36 hours? 213 00:08:34,944 --> 00:08:36,678 'Cause I think I can break the record. 214 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:38,680 Should I start with your hand? Ready? 215 00:08:38,782 --> 00:08:41,750 One, two, three, four, five, six, a million. 216 00:08:41,851 --> 00:08:43,596 - KATE: So many kisses. - Yeah, that's pretty fast, right? 217 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:46,021 Should I give you some on your hand? Mwah, mwah, mwah... 218 00:08:46,251 --> 00:08:47,248 Dad! 219 00:08:47,273 --> 00:08:49,215 Guys, guys, hey, look, I know we're all excited... 220 00:08:49,216 --> 00:08:50,593 Come here, Kev, come on... I know we're all excited, 221 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,297 but we're just gonna have to wait our turn. 222 00:08:52,386 --> 00:08:53,819 But what if they run out of candy? 223 00:08:53,921 --> 00:08:55,331 They're not gonna run out of candy, bud. 224 00:08:55,355 --> 00:08:57,657 So, hey, look, let's just, let's get some snacks 225 00:08:57,758 --> 00:08:59,225 and then we'll go find our seats. 226 00:08:59,326 --> 00:09:00,459 - Hi. - Hey, can I help you? 227 00:09:00,561 --> 00:09:03,462 Yeah, can I get, um, three little popcorns, 228 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:06,899 some, uh, ooh, some Raisinets... three of those. 229 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,068 And, uh, do you have coffee? 230 00:09:09,169 --> 00:09:10,469 Sure do. 231 00:09:10,571 --> 00:09:12,148 - Great, it's been a long week. - KATE: Daddy? 232 00:09:12,172 --> 00:09:14,807 - Yeah. - Are you gonna live at work forever? 233 00:09:14,908 --> 00:09:17,743 Uh, I don't live at work, Katie girl. 234 00:09:17,844 --> 00:09:19,645 I live with you guys, remember? 235 00:09:19,746 --> 00:09:22,248 My dad worked a lot. 236 00:09:22,349 --> 00:09:25,718 I resented it at first, but look at me now. 237 00:09:27,287 --> 00:09:29,822 Mm. How much are those? 238 00:09:29,923 --> 00:09:31,134 - CLERK: Eight dollars. - Eight bucks. Great. 239 00:09:31,158 --> 00:09:32,892 Eight bucks, okay, there's eight. 240 00:09:32,993 --> 00:09:34,971 Got the coffee, got the popcorns... Here we go, let's go, 241 00:09:34,995 --> 00:09:36,539 let's go, come on, come on, come on, we eat that inside, 242 00:09:36,563 --> 00:09:37,763 we're gonna eat that inside. 243 00:09:38,766 --> 00:09:39,934 ...to the next setup. 244 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:42,060 SANDY: All right, should we rehearse one? 245 00:09:42,061 --> 00:09:43,061 Let's do it. 246 00:09:43,103 --> 00:09:45,671 All right, now, on the day, we'll have the real twins here... 247 00:09:45,772 --> 00:09:48,409 Lord help us... but for now we'll just use the jelly babies. 248 00:09:48,473 --> 00:09:49,502 Oh... 249 00:09:49,526 --> 00:09:51,454 Kevin, were those babies this creepy when you were the Manny? 250 00:09:51,478 --> 00:09:54,180 (CHUCKLES) Well, um, 251 00:09:54,281 --> 00:09:56,082 you know, their eyes were somehow even deader 252 00:09:56,183 --> 00:09:58,103 and they always smelled like roast beef, so yeah. 253 00:09:58,151 --> 00:10:00,686 - (LAUGHS) - SANDY: Okay, gang, um, why don't we 254 00:10:00,787 --> 00:10:01,954 pick it up from the toast? 255 00:10:02,055 --> 00:10:03,623 Taking it from the toast. 256 00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:05,024 Um, okay, that's me. 257 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:07,893 - "Today was a good day." - And action. 258 00:10:07,995 --> 00:10:09,462 - Thank you. - Yes. 259 00:10:09,563 --> 00:10:10,863 Today was a good day. 260 00:10:10,964 --> 00:10:14,300 Um, I'm lucky to have all of you in my life. 261 00:10:14,401 --> 00:10:17,503 My beautiful wife, my amazing stepdaughter. 262 00:10:17,604 --> 00:10:19,672 - Can I get my nose pierced? - Not a chance. 263 00:10:19,773 --> 00:10:25,411 My cute little babies who are the twinkle in my eye. 264 00:10:25,512 --> 00:10:26,779 And you. 265 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:31,250 Gang, it's-it's moments like this, right? 266 00:10:31,351 --> 00:10:33,686 Just being together, enjoying each other. 267 00:10:33,787 --> 00:10:34,887 Nothing else matters. 268 00:10:34,988 --> 00:10:37,757 You're my world. My life. 269 00:10:37,858 --> 00:10:40,092 You make me whole. 270 00:10:43,664 --> 00:10:46,065 (SANDY CLEARS THROAT) 271 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:49,468 Sorry. Yeah, um... Sorry about that. 272 00:10:49,569 --> 00:10:51,370 "With you, I feel like I can do anything." 273 00:10:51,471 --> 00:10:54,440 And then I say, "Drink up, little man." 274 00:10:54,541 --> 00:10:56,375 And hopefully baby Archie will cheers, 275 00:10:56,476 --> 00:10:58,811 knocking over his milk, cuing the Manny to say... 276 00:10:58,912 --> 00:11:00,980 I got that. 277 00:11:01,081 --> 00:11:02,581 (GRUNTS) 278 00:11:02,683 --> 00:11:04,761 That's why I always bring an extra muscle tee to work. 279 00:11:04,785 --> 00:11:07,219 You never know with this guy. 280 00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:08,754 SANDY: Laugh, laugh, laugh, 281 00:11:08,855 --> 00:11:10,423 and cut. Great. 282 00:11:10,524 --> 00:11:11,768 Let's move over to the living room 283 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:13,693 and we'll rehearse scene 12. 284 00:11:13,794 --> 00:11:16,095 (TYLER EXHALES) 285 00:11:16,196 --> 00:11:18,864 I think that's gonna be a really nice moment. 286 00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:21,867 Oh. Uh, well, th... Yeah, thanks. Hope so. 287 00:11:21,968 --> 00:11:23,202 Hope so. 288 00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:25,471 You okay? 289 00:11:25,572 --> 00:11:27,473 Yeah, it's... You know, I just, I feel weird 290 00:11:27,574 --> 00:11:29,185 saying all that stuff to these dolls, you know? 291 00:11:29,209 --> 00:11:30,743 I-I... 292 00:11:30,844 --> 00:11:33,579 I didn't get to spent any time with my kids today. 293 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:37,950 Hey, um, some of us are going out after rehearsal. 294 00:11:38,051 --> 00:11:39,285 You should come. 295 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:50,096 Okay, there's four sides: one, two, three. 296 00:11:50,197 --> 00:11:52,198 - Good job. - Okay, it's gift time. 297 00:11:52,299 --> 00:11:55,000 (WHISPERS): Babe, I just put Hailey down. 298 00:11:55,102 --> 00:11:58,971 (WHISPERS): Okay, it's gift time. 299 00:11:59,072 --> 00:12:00,172 (CHUCKLES) 300 00:12:00,273 --> 00:12:01,684 You want to see what I got for little Jack? 301 00:12:01,708 --> 00:12:03,642 - Yeah. - Okay, check this out. 302 00:12:03,744 --> 00:12:06,779 It is a beeping football. 303 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,825 - You turn it on, and it makes a sound. - (BEEPING) 304 00:12:08,849 --> 00:12:10,683 We can roll it back and forth to each other 305 00:12:10,784 --> 00:12:12,151 and get our Eli Manning on. 306 00:12:12,252 --> 00:12:15,354 I picked Eli because he's the cutest Manning, obviously. 307 00:12:15,455 --> 00:12:17,823 Listen, this is gonna wind him up, 308 00:12:17,924 --> 00:12:19,602 and he has to go down for his nap before 3:00, 309 00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:21,427 especially if a sitter's coming tonight. 310 00:12:21,528 --> 00:12:23,206 But you can play, you know, when he gets up, okay? 311 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:26,632 - Yeah. Yeah. - And you really don't have to come 312 00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:30,536 - bearing gifts every time. - Okay, all right. 313 00:12:30,637 --> 00:12:33,806 I guess, uh, I guess you don't want your present, then? 314 00:12:33,907 --> 00:12:36,242 - Oh, no, I want my present. - Oh, you... 315 00:12:36,343 --> 00:12:38,054 - Oh, you do. Okay, okay. - I do. I didn't know I was getting one. 316 00:12:38,078 --> 00:12:40,346 Um, I know how you're always so annoyed 317 00:12:40,447 --> 00:12:41,814 about losing the remote control. 318 00:12:41,915 --> 00:12:44,216 So I picked this up in Chinatown 319 00:12:44,317 --> 00:12:46,051 so you'll always know where it is. 320 00:12:46,153 --> 00:12:48,921 Oh. That's sweet. 321 00:12:49,022 --> 00:12:52,057 It's beautiful. Thank you. 322 00:12:52,159 --> 00:12:53,359 And I've always wanted. 323 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:56,095 (LAUGHS) Open it. 324 00:12:56,196 --> 00:12:57,496 Okay. 325 00:12:59,466 --> 00:13:00,666 Babe. 326 00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:02,668 (LAUGHS): What? 327 00:13:02,769 --> 00:13:04,837 Oh... 328 00:13:04,938 --> 00:13:06,839 - Um... - Open the purse. 329 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:09,642 The purse is for you to carry tonight. 330 00:13:09,743 --> 00:13:12,144 And the gift card is for you to get your hair blown up. 331 00:13:12,245 --> 00:13:14,146 - (LAUGHS) Blown... - Blown-blown down. 332 00:13:14,247 --> 00:13:16,315 (CHUCKLES) Uh, blown out. 333 00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:18,851 While I watch the kids. 334 00:13:18,952 --> 00:13:21,320 My Zoom call got canceled, so you go do you. 335 00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:22,855 Go get your hair done. 336 00:13:22,956 --> 00:13:24,256 Go get your hair done. 337 00:13:24,357 --> 00:13:25,968 - KATE: Okay. - TOBY: Yeah, listen to the man. 338 00:13:25,992 --> 00:13:29,094 - JACK: Okay. - Okay, I'll see you boys soon. 339 00:13:29,196 --> 00:13:30,996 - Thanks, babe. - TOBY: Oh, you got it. 340 00:13:31,097 --> 00:13:33,566 - You got it. - TOBY: Yeah. Say, "Bye-bye, Mama." 341 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:34,900 Bye-bye, Mama. 342 00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:37,203 KATE: Bye, Sweet Pea. 343 00:13:37,304 --> 00:13:39,472 Oh, babe, do you need me to go over the schedules? 344 00:13:39,573 --> 00:13:40,773 'Cause they change constantly. 345 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:42,318 And he has to be down for his nap by 3:00. 346 00:13:42,342 --> 00:13:44,810 Kate, they're my kids, too. 347 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,779 All right? And I think, if you'll recall, 348 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,658 I was a pretty good stay-at-home dad myself there 349 00:13:48,682 --> 00:13:49,782 for a while. 350 00:13:49,883 --> 00:13:51,294 So I think I can watch them for an hour. 351 00:13:51,318 --> 00:13:53,986 Okay. 352 00:13:54,087 --> 00:13:55,721 Thanks, babe. 353 00:13:55,822 --> 00:13:56,866 - Love you. - Love you, too. 354 00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:58,067 - Thank you. - Say, "I love you, Mama." 355 00:13:58,091 --> 00:13:59,959 - KATE: Bye, boys. - JACK: Love you. 356 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,327 RANDALL: Okay, Deja. 357 00:14:01,428 --> 00:14:04,497 Welcome to the Randall Pearson School of Driving. 358 00:14:04,598 --> 00:14:06,332 I'll be your instructor Randall Pearson. 359 00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,167 Allow me to put on some background music 360 00:14:08,268 --> 00:14:09,846 as I talk you through some of the safety features 361 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:10,970 of the vehicle. 362 00:14:11,071 --> 00:14:12,872 Okay, I can't do this 363 00:14:12,973 --> 00:14:14,550 if we're gonna listen to your old man music. 364 00:14:14,574 --> 00:14:16,642 Oh! "Old man music"? 365 00:14:16,743 --> 00:14:18,811 That... that's hurtful. 366 00:14:18,912 --> 00:14:21,814 - Mm-hmm. To my ears. - (LAUGHS) 367 00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,359 ("STANDING AT YOUR DOORSTEP" BY ALICIA WALTER PLAYING) 368 00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:24,917 It's good speed. 369 00:14:25,018 --> 00:14:26,229 Make sure you keep that distance 370 00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:27,563 between you and the car in front of you. 371 00:14:27,587 --> 00:14:30,823 - Got it. Thanks. - You're doing great, Dej. 372 00:14:30,924 --> 00:14:33,092 ♪ But, baby, it's true... ♪ 373 00:14:33,193 --> 00:14:35,261 Glad we finally found time to do this. 374 00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:38,597 Haven't had a lot of time to talk lately. 375 00:14:38,698 --> 00:14:40,499 So, how's school going? 376 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,334 Uh, fine. 377 00:14:42,435 --> 00:14:44,937 - You know Ms. McNamara? - Your chemistry teacher? 378 00:14:45,038 --> 00:14:46,138 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 379 00:14:46,239 --> 00:14:47,973 Well, she's getting into stand-up comedy. 380 00:14:48,074 --> 00:14:50,009 (LAUGHS): Okay. 381 00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:53,612 And she tries out her jokes on us. 382 00:14:53,713 --> 00:14:55,714 - But, like, bad ones. - Mm-hmm. 383 00:14:55,815 --> 00:15:00,386 Um, like, "Why can you never trust atoms?" 384 00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:03,055 Because they make up everything. 385 00:15:03,156 --> 00:15:05,958 (LAUGHS) 386 00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:08,527 You are worse than Ms. McNamara. 387 00:15:08,628 --> 00:15:10,462 Oh, man. 388 00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,698 All right, look, we're about to merge. 389 00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:16,835 - So, uh, put on your signal... - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 390 00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:18,804 ...and check your mirrors. 391 00:15:18,905 --> 00:15:22,474 And when you feel like you got space, go for it. 392 00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:24,843 - (PHONE CHIMES) - AUTOMATED VOICE: Message from Malik. 393 00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:26,845 RANDALL: Watch the merge, Deja. 394 00:15:26,947 --> 00:15:29,448 AUTOMATED VOICE: Can't stop thinking about last weekend. 395 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:31,350 - Wish you were here now. - Oh... 396 00:15:31,451 --> 00:15:33,062 - Hands on the wheel, Deja. - (PHONE CHIMES) 397 00:15:33,086 --> 00:15:34,486 Can't really sleep. 398 00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:37,289 The bed feels too big without you. 399 00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:39,425 Ready to reply? 400 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:51,137 She took a six-hour bus ride four states away, 401 00:15:51,138 --> 00:15:52,639 and we had no idea. 402 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:54,084 - What if something happened? - Let's kill her. 403 00:15:54,108 --> 00:15:56,392 Let's dig a hole in the backyard and bury her in it. 404 00:15:56,393 --> 00:15:59,762 And it's not just how dangerous it could have been, Beth. 405 00:15:59,863 --> 00:16:01,630 It's the lying. 406 00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:04,500 And it wasn't just one lie, she lied right to our faces. 407 00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:06,368 Right to our faces. 408 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,537 Okay, hold up. 409 00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:09,772 I feel like we need to pick 410 00:16:09,873 --> 00:16:11,540 which one of us is gonna unravel here 411 00:16:11,641 --> 00:16:12,718 and which one of us is gonna stay cool. 412 00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:14,910 I'm already pacing, Beth. I'm up. 413 00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:16,812 Okay, fine, I'll stay cool. 414 00:16:16,913 --> 00:16:18,981 She is grounded. 415 00:16:19,082 --> 00:16:20,249 Phone, gone. 416 00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:21,817 Food, maybe. 417 00:16:21,918 --> 00:16:24,153 And she is forbidden from seeing Malik for forever. 418 00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:25,531 Can we put her back on Zoom school? 419 00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:27,066 I feel like that's kind of punishing ourselves, 420 00:16:27,090 --> 00:16:29,101 - so I want to hold off... - We need to make an example 421 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,860 of her for Tess and for Annie. 422 00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:33,762 Maybe we should ground them all just to get ahead of it. 423 00:16:35,198 --> 00:16:37,076 Randall, you're so hot, I'm gonna need an ice bath. 424 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,868 So why don't I go talk to her? 425 00:16:38,969 --> 00:16:41,537 Why, Beth? So she can lie some more? 426 00:16:41,638 --> 00:16:43,506 Huh? Huh... You know what? I'm too hot. 427 00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:45,127 I'm too hot ri... I-I'm-a go for a run. 428 00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:47,042 - That's what I'm-a... - That's a good plan. 429 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:52,314 HENRI: I know, my little immigrant. 430 00:16:52,415 --> 00:16:55,351 You want to find your family. 431 00:16:55,452 --> 00:16:58,420 - And you will. - FIEVEL: But how? 432 00:16:58,522 --> 00:17:02,224 It's so far away and it's so big. 433 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,660 I'll never find them anyway. 434 00:17:04,761 --> 00:17:07,496 - Where are you going? - This movie's dumb. 435 00:17:07,597 --> 00:17:10,566 HENRI: But did you say "never"? 436 00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:13,335 So young and you have lost hope. 437 00:17:13,436 --> 00:17:15,337 Oh, this is America. 438 00:17:15,438 --> 00:17:17,072 You can just keep it open. 439 00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:19,909 I swear, this is not why I invited you. 440 00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,911 But if Dad's buying, let's order shots. 441 00:17:22,012 --> 00:17:24,146 - You guys want some shots? - Heck, yeah. 442 00:17:24,247 --> 00:17:26,482 Uh, can we get six shots of tequila? 443 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,250 Thank you. To Kevin. 444 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,252 - Cheers. - ALL: Kevin. 445 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,121 Oh, thank you. 446 00:17:34,624 --> 00:17:36,194 It's so impressive 447 00:17:36,219 --> 00:17:38,561 how you can be around people and not drink. 448 00:17:38,662 --> 00:17:40,663 Oh, uh, you know, I-I... 449 00:17:40,764 --> 00:17:44,366 I'm better off without it, trust me. It's... 450 00:17:44,467 --> 00:17:45,912 Should you be drinking, though, honestly? 451 00:17:45,936 --> 00:17:47,313 I mean, aren't you, like, 17 years old? 452 00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:50,205 - I'm 25. I just look young. - Okay. 453 00:17:50,307 --> 00:17:53,375 - (LAUGHS) - Well. That's great. 454 00:17:53,476 --> 00:17:55,277 I was thinking that, maybe after this, 455 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,098 we could go check out White Sea at The Echo. 456 00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:58,280 Do you know her? 457 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,884 She used to be the keyboardist for M83. 458 00:18:01,985 --> 00:18:03,819 I... no... I don't think I do know her. 459 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,254 I'm not sure 460 00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:07,556 anything that you just said was English, actually. 461 00:18:07,657 --> 00:18:10,926 Give me your phone. I'll show you a clip. 462 00:18:11,027 --> 00:18:12,795 Here you go. 463 00:18:12,896 --> 00:18:15,764 Oh. Oh. 464 00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:17,600 Um... 465 00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:19,635 (TONGUE CLICKS, EXHALES) 466 00:18:19,736 --> 00:18:20,869 (PHONE CHIMES) 467 00:18:20,971 --> 00:18:23,739 Excu... Uh, excuse me. 468 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,075 Hey, Kevin, look at this. 469 00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:30,980 One, two, one, two. (GASPS) 470 00:18:31,081 --> 00:18:33,916 - Franny, walk to Mama. Walk to Mama. - (EXHALES) 471 00:18:34,017 --> 00:18:37,386 Come here. Yes! Ooh... 472 00:18:37,487 --> 00:18:39,588 (LAUGHS): Oh, this is... 473 00:18:39,689 --> 00:18:42,725 (STAMMERS) You know, I can't... uh, I-I got to go. 474 00:18:42,826 --> 00:18:44,837 I'll be ba... I'm not, I'm probably not gonna come back. 475 00:18:44,861 --> 00:18:47,596 - What? - I... Just-just keep it open. 476 00:18:47,697 --> 00:18:49,531 Okay, so usually he's in his jammies by now, 477 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,967 but, uh, he's a little off-schedule today, so... 478 00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:54,603 That's okay. We can get you into your jammies, right, Jack? 479 00:18:54,704 --> 00:18:56,205 - Hey. - KATE: Hi. 480 00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:57,640 How old is McKenna? 481 00:18:57,741 --> 00:18:59,141 Looks like she just turned 12. 482 00:18:59,242 --> 00:19:01,777 Um, 17-ish? 483 00:19:01,878 --> 00:19:04,613 She's been really great this past month, and she is, 484 00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:06,281 honestly, amazing. 485 00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:07,516 Thank you. 486 00:19:07,617 --> 00:19:09,485 Although the kids are usually asleep. 487 00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:10,819 No! 488 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,600 Sorry, he's cranky. He didn't have his nap. 489 00:19:12,656 --> 00:19:14,890 'Cause his dad bought him a new toy and... 490 00:19:14,991 --> 00:19:16,558 Uh, which he loves. 491 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,227 It's a football that beeps. 492 00:19:18,328 --> 00:19:19,862 - And he loves it. - KATE: Yeah, 493 00:19:19,963 --> 00:19:21,273 and he had to play with it, right, 494 00:19:21,297 --> 00:19:23,666 - 'cause it started beeping and... - No! 495 00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:25,801 - Okay. I'll get it. I'll get it. - Oh, uh, sorry. 496 00:19:25,902 --> 00:19:28,037 - No. - I'll get it. I got it, I got it. 497 00:19:28,138 --> 00:19:29,749 KATE: Great, well, now I'm gonna be worried 498 00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:31,306 about him when we're at the recital. 499 00:19:31,408 --> 00:19:33,709 Kate, you just need, you need to relax. Okay? 500 00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:35,177 Really? What you needed to do 501 00:19:35,278 --> 00:19:36,722 was put him to bed at 3:00 like I asked you to. 502 00:19:36,746 --> 00:19:39,481 (CHUCKLES): I-I'm sure we-we're gonna be fine. 503 00:19:39,582 --> 00:19:41,050 I'm sure that we're gonna be late. 504 00:19:41,151 --> 00:19:43,152 You know what? Here, why don't you just go ahead... 505 00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:45,788 here's that and here's this... 506 00:19:45,889 --> 00:19:48,401 and I'll just stay here and make sure that Jack goes down, okay? 507 00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:49,625 Oh, thank God. 508 00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:51,694 I'm gonna grab my bag. 509 00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:53,862 All right. 510 00:19:54,998 --> 00:19:57,433 KATE: So, I'll just go alone? 511 00:19:57,534 --> 00:19:59,578 Kate, I know you worked hard on this. You should be there. 512 00:19:59,602 --> 00:20:02,204 I'll just, I'll-I'll catch the next one, I guess. 513 00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:04,540 You want some chicken? 514 00:20:04,641 --> 00:20:06,275 - Yes. - Yeah, okay, here you go. 515 00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:08,911 There you go. See? We're doing great. 516 00:20:09,012 --> 00:20:12,414 - (CLEARS THROAT) - Okay. 517 00:20:13,943 --> 00:20:15,586 - WARREN: How'd you get in here? - (CRUNCH) 518 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,144 - (WARREN HOWLS) - (LAUGHTER) 519 00:20:17,245 --> 00:20:19,546 (CHUCKLES) 520 00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:23,826 Get me that mouse! 521 00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:25,161 Where's your brother? 522 00:20:25,262 --> 00:20:27,730 - He left. - What do you mean, he left? When? 523 00:20:27,831 --> 00:20:30,066 Get your coats. Come on, let's go. 524 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:32,602 Come on. Let's go. Come on, let's go. 525 00:20:32,703 --> 00:20:34,337 ♪ ♪ 526 00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:40,343 Come here, come here. Kevin? 527 00:20:40,444 --> 00:20:42,011 Hey, excuse me, hey. Have you, have you seen 528 00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:44,452 a little blond boy a-about the same height as the two of them? 529 00:20:44,481 --> 00:20:47,316 I think I saw him go out in the mall about an hour ago, 530 00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:50,787 - but I'm also incredibly stoned. - Go, go. 531 00:20:50,888 --> 00:20:53,890 - So, yeah. - Come on, come on. Come on. 532 00:20:55,592 --> 00:20:57,060 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 533 00:20:59,263 --> 00:21:01,164 Hey. Hey. 534 00:21:01,265 --> 00:21:02,799 Hi. 535 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:06,302 Hi. What happened? 536 00:21:07,638 --> 00:21:10,139 He went to the food court looking for free samples 537 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,941 and got a little turned around 538 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:15,445 and they found him crying outside of Spencer Gifts. 539 00:21:15,546 --> 00:21:17,380 - Mm-mm. - (EXHALES, STAMMERS) 540 00:21:17,481 --> 00:21:20,583 I-I don't understand. How did they know who to call? 541 00:21:25,622 --> 00:21:27,690 You got to be kidding me. 542 00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:28,925 You guys want to go home? 543 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:30,426 - Mm-hmm. - All right, let's do it. 544 00:21:30,527 --> 00:21:33,329 - How was the movie? - RANDALL: Half of it was good. 545 00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:35,298 KATE: Yeah, 'cause we only watched half of it. 546 00:21:35,399 --> 00:21:36,933 Thank you. 547 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:40,136 Have a good night. 548 00:21:40,237 --> 00:21:42,371 (GASPS) Ellie, that was amazing. 549 00:21:42,473 --> 00:21:44,140 We should have always used you on alto. 550 00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:46,542 - Thanks, Miss Kate. - You're welcome. Good night. 551 00:21:46,643 --> 00:21:48,444 - Good night. - Kate. Kate. 552 00:21:48,545 --> 00:21:51,180 Huh? I'd have to say, 553 00:21:51,281 --> 00:21:53,683 that was one of the most successful recitals ever. 554 00:21:53,784 --> 00:21:55,985 - Aw. - (CHUCKLES) But in-in fairness, 555 00:21:56,086 --> 00:21:58,421 parents rarely boo their blind children. 556 00:21:58,522 --> 00:22:00,056 Eh... 557 00:22:02,159 --> 00:22:04,393 I, uh, I thought I was finally gonna meet 558 00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:06,229 the, uh, the famous Toby. 559 00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:08,050 Uh, yeah, he had to stay home with the kids. 560 00:22:08,098 --> 00:22:10,032 Ugh. Kids are the worst. 561 00:22:10,134 --> 00:22:12,168 That's why I try to never be around them ever. 562 00:22:12,269 --> 00:22:13,569 Good job, Alyssa. Well done. 563 00:22:13,670 --> 00:22:16,105 - Thank you. - Okay. Night night. 564 00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:17,584 You know, it's not the kids' fault. 565 00:22:17,608 --> 00:22:21,277 It's really not anyone's fault, um, but... 566 00:22:21,378 --> 00:22:22,684 You probably don't want to hear about it, so... 567 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:23,689 Not really. 568 00:22:23,714 --> 00:22:26,082 It's just that we had this stupid argument, 569 00:22:26,183 --> 00:22:28,303 you know, about the kids' schedules, and it just sucks 570 00:22:28,352 --> 00:22:29,596 because he's only here for the weekend. 571 00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:32,188 (EXHALES) It's not a big deal. 572 00:22:32,289 --> 00:22:35,725 And I certainly should not be talking about it at work. 573 00:22:35,826 --> 00:22:39,395 My wife and I had a stupid fight that went on for years. 574 00:22:39,496 --> 00:22:41,430 Uh, bath towels. 575 00:22:41,532 --> 00:22:45,168 She would never hang them up. It made me crazy. 576 00:22:45,269 --> 00:22:48,738 And every day I'd go to work and I'd start my class 577 00:22:48,839 --> 00:22:51,941 by announcing whether or not she hung up her towel. 578 00:22:52,042 --> 00:22:55,244 And then, one day, I just, um, 579 00:22:55,345 --> 00:22:59,382 I stopped giving the report, because it became pretty obvious 580 00:22:59,483 --> 00:23:05,087 that we had problems that were much bigger than bath towels. 581 00:23:05,189 --> 00:23:09,091 It-it wasn't really an anecdote I wanted to share anymore. 582 00:23:09,193 --> 00:23:11,494 So, as annoying as it is 583 00:23:11,595 --> 00:23:13,807 that you told me about your stupid fight with your husband, 584 00:23:13,831 --> 00:23:17,633 just, uh, take it as a good sign 585 00:23:17,734 --> 00:23:19,402 that you're still talking about it. 586 00:23:19,503 --> 00:23:21,938 All right, I got to lock up. 587 00:23:23,507 --> 00:23:25,541 ♪ 588 00:23:32,883 --> 00:23:34,917 (DOOR OPENS) 589 00:23:58,709 --> 00:24:00,743 ♪ 590 00:24:10,087 --> 00:24:12,121 Where is she? Where's our little Allyson Felix? 591 00:24:12,222 --> 00:24:13,733 You know what I was gonna do, I was gonna stop by, 592 00:24:13,757 --> 00:24:15,201 I was gonna get some running shoes before I came over here. 593 00:24:15,225 --> 00:24:16,536 I thought that'd be kind of funny, but then I got 594 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,137 so excited, I thought, "No, just go on by 595 00:24:18,161 --> 00:24:19,706 and see where she is." You blink, you miss her. 596 00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:21,030 Where'd she go? Where is she? 597 00:24:21,131 --> 00:24:22,651 What are you, what are you doing here? 598 00:24:22,733 --> 00:24:25,034 I came to see Franny walk. 599 00:24:25,135 --> 00:24:28,671 It's 7:30. She's asleep. 600 00:24:28,772 --> 00:24:30,550 Okay, but y... I mean, you couldn't have kept her up 601 00:24:30,574 --> 00:24:32,308 for, like, another 20 minutes? 602 00:24:32,409 --> 00:24:34,610 Kevin, come on, I can't change their sleep schedule 603 00:24:34,711 --> 00:24:37,123 - every time they do something. - Someth... This isn't something. 604 00:24:37,147 --> 00:24:39,115 She, she propelled her body 605 00:24:39,216 --> 00:24:40,593 in a forward motion in an upright manner. 606 00:24:40,617 --> 00:24:42,718 This is not something. This is a major milestone. 607 00:24:42,819 --> 00:24:44,487 This is huge. 608 00:24:44,588 --> 00:24:47,156 There will be a million major milestones. 609 00:24:47,257 --> 00:24:49,097 We're not gonna be there for every one of them. 610 00:24:51,295 --> 00:24:53,829 You mean I'm not gonna be there for every one of them. 611 00:24:53,931 --> 00:24:55,364 Kevin. 612 00:24:55,465 --> 00:24:57,477 Madison, I took this stupid job so that I could be close 613 00:24:57,501 --> 00:24:58,912 to my kids so I could see 'em all the time. 614 00:24:58,936 --> 00:25:00,469 It turns out, I can't. 615 00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:02,872 What are you talking about? You were here this morning. 616 00:25:02,973 --> 00:25:04,684 You're gonna be back here again tomorrow morning. 617 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,575 She will live to walk another day. 618 00:25:06,677 --> 00:25:07,854 Yeah, and it won't be the same. 619 00:25:07,878 --> 00:25:09,512 It won't be the... You know, this sucks. 620 00:25:09,613 --> 00:25:11,914 You know, it's like you get all of the firsts, right? 621 00:25:12,015 --> 00:25:14,583 And then I'm supposed to, what, uh, just cling desperately 622 00:25:14,685 --> 00:25:16,786 to my phone, j-just hoping for a text from you. 623 00:25:16,887 --> 00:25:18,888 I immediately sent you a text. 624 00:25:18,989 --> 00:25:20,466 You sent me a video, well, thank you very much, 625 00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:22,024 I feel so connected to my children. 626 00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:25,728 Look, I am sorry that you are feeling feelings 627 00:25:25,829 --> 00:25:27,229 or whatever you're doing right now, 628 00:25:27,297 --> 00:25:29,131 but this is not a picnic for me, okay? 629 00:25:29,232 --> 00:25:31,968 Yes, Franny walked today, and it was adorable, 630 00:25:32,069 --> 00:25:35,604 and am genuinely sorry that you missed that. 631 00:25:35,706 --> 00:25:37,450 But an hour before that, Nick barfed all over me 632 00:25:37,474 --> 00:25:38,651 while I was trying to wolf down 633 00:25:38,675 --> 00:25:39,986 a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, 634 00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:42,044 and now I have to somehow clean it out of my hair 635 00:25:42,145 --> 00:25:44,547 before Elijah comes over so that I don't seem revolting 636 00:25:44,648 --> 00:25:47,550 and end up alone forever. 637 00:25:47,651 --> 00:25:51,520 Clean the baby vomit out of my hair, not the peanut butter. 638 00:25:51,621 --> 00:25:53,990 Although I think I also have peanut butter in my hair. 639 00:25:57,527 --> 00:25:59,562 (EXHALES) 640 00:26:01,565 --> 00:26:05,968 I... I know how badly you want to be in their lives. 641 00:26:06,069 --> 00:26:10,306 And you will be, but we're not together. 642 00:26:11,908 --> 00:26:13,509 And so that means that sometimes 643 00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:16,245 one of us is gonna feel left out. 644 00:26:25,922 --> 00:26:28,257 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, you're right. 645 00:26:32,696 --> 00:26:34,240 Can you do me a favor, when she wakes up, 646 00:26:34,264 --> 00:26:36,799 will you tell her that her dad came by? 647 00:26:39,269 --> 00:26:40,603 Tell her that I'm proud of her? 648 00:26:40,704 --> 00:26:42,738 Okay. 649 00:26:45,008 --> 00:26:46,442 Okay. 650 00:26:58,055 --> 00:27:01,291 All is well. Kevin is happily playing with his Legos, 651 00:27:01,392 --> 00:27:04,494 not a care in the world. 652 00:27:04,595 --> 00:27:06,663 You wrote our phone number inside his shoe. 653 00:27:07,765 --> 00:27:09,366 Thank God they have you. 654 00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:14,304 Okay, it's time to forgive yourself. He's fine. 655 00:27:14,405 --> 00:27:18,842 I just, I wanted them to have a great day. 656 00:27:18,943 --> 00:27:21,578 You know? Our kids are old enough 657 00:27:21,679 --> 00:27:23,480 to start making memories now, Bec. 658 00:27:23,581 --> 00:27:25,081 Like, important stuff, 659 00:27:25,182 --> 00:27:26,393 real stuff they're gonna remember 660 00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:28,685 - for the rest of their lives. - Mm-hmm. 661 00:27:28,786 --> 00:27:34,057 And now, every time Kevin thinks about that first movie he saw, 662 00:27:34,158 --> 00:27:37,694 he's just gonna think about a day he was traumatized. 663 00:27:40,498 --> 00:27:41,998 Okay. 664 00:27:42,099 --> 00:27:44,868 Let me tell you about our trip to the park yesterday. 665 00:27:44,969 --> 00:27:46,503 All the kids wanted to do 666 00:27:46,604 --> 00:27:48,905 was ride the rocket slide, but it was closed. 667 00:27:49,006 --> 00:27:52,409 And Kate had to pee, but there was no bathroom, 668 00:27:52,510 --> 00:27:54,153 and Kevin and Randall 669 00:27:54,178 --> 00:27:55,698 were fighting over the last Capri Sun. 670 00:27:55,746 --> 00:27:56,813 It was a mess. 671 00:27:56,914 --> 00:27:58,014 We got to the car 672 00:27:58,115 --> 00:28:00,250 and everybody was crying, myself included. 673 00:28:00,351 --> 00:28:05,855 And just when I thought it was the worst day ever, um, 674 00:28:05,956 --> 00:28:08,792 a ladybug landed on the dashboard. 675 00:28:08,893 --> 00:28:10,960 - (LAUGHS SOFTLY) - And Kevin tells us 676 00:28:11,062 --> 00:28:13,029 it's good luck. 677 00:28:13,130 --> 00:28:16,566 And Randall says that ladybugs have two sets of wings. 678 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:21,204 And Kate decided to name it. 679 00:28:21,305 --> 00:28:23,773 - Linda. - Linda the Ladybug. 680 00:28:23,874 --> 00:28:26,643 So, when I was tucking them in last night, 681 00:28:26,744 --> 00:28:29,446 that's what they remember from the day. 682 00:28:29,547 --> 00:28:34,551 Not the crying, not the Capri Suns, but Linda the Ladybug. 683 00:28:36,153 --> 00:28:38,922 Until a day is over, there's always a chance 684 00:28:39,023 --> 00:28:41,391 you'll remember it for something else. 685 00:28:52,903 --> 00:28:54,237 (DOOR OPENS) 686 00:28:54,338 --> 00:28:57,774 (EXHALES) 687 00:28:57,875 --> 00:28:59,542 All right, Beth. 688 00:28:59,643 --> 00:29:00,821 - Here's what we're gonna do. - We're not gonna be able 689 00:29:00,845 --> 00:29:03,546 to ground this out of her, Randall. 690 00:29:03,647 --> 00:29:04,981 That girl is completely in love. 691 00:29:05,082 --> 00:29:06,750 Doesn't give her an excuse. 692 00:29:06,851 --> 00:29:08,818 It's like how you and I felt at the beginning. 693 00:29:08,919 --> 00:29:11,159 If somebody would have told us we couldn't see each other 694 00:29:11,188 --> 00:29:12,499 for months, we would have found a way. 695 00:29:12,523 --> 00:29:13,683 So what are you saying, Beth? 696 00:29:13,724 --> 00:29:14,991 That, because she's in love, 697 00:29:15,092 --> 00:29:16,434 there shouldn't be any consequences? 698 00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:17,904 Oh, no, there's gonna be consequences. 699 00:29:17,928 --> 00:29:19,339 Like, she's not gonna see this again 700 00:29:19,363 --> 00:29:20,741 until they come out with the iPhone 30. 701 00:29:20,765 --> 00:29:22,632 - Okay. - But... 702 00:29:22,733 --> 00:29:26,269 this isn't just about what happened last weekend. 703 00:29:26,370 --> 00:29:28,805 This is... 704 00:29:28,906 --> 00:29:30,940 We thought our daughter was a child, 705 00:29:31,041 --> 00:29:33,343 playing Candy Land, 706 00:29:33,444 --> 00:29:36,312 but she's out here playing The Game of Life, 707 00:29:36,413 --> 00:29:38,414 and we have to adjust. 708 00:29:44,889 --> 00:29:46,623 Randall, take a big sip of my wine. 709 00:29:46,724 --> 00:29:47,901 I don't want a big sip of your wine. 710 00:29:47,925 --> 00:29:50,160 - I just ran for five miles. - Drink the wine. 711 00:29:54,398 --> 00:29:56,900 I'm taking Deja to get birth control. 712 00:30:12,283 --> 00:30:14,484 (WHISPERS): Hey. 713 00:30:14,585 --> 00:30:18,922 I was trying to sneak in undetected in case, you know, 714 00:30:19,023 --> 00:30:21,191 "grown-up time" was still going on. 715 00:30:21,292 --> 00:30:24,060 Which is-is kind of "gross," you know, I keep saying "it" 716 00:30:24,161 --> 00:30:27,163 because you're married to my "sister." 717 00:30:27,264 --> 00:30:30,366 - Why are you doing that? - I... You know, I-I'm so tired, man, 718 00:30:30,467 --> 00:30:32,435 I-I don't even... I can't, you know... 719 00:30:32,536 --> 00:30:34,704 Well, you don't have to worry about it, 720 00:30:34,805 --> 00:30:37,740 'cause grown-up time was a bust. 721 00:30:37,842 --> 00:30:40,176 Kate went to the recital all by herself. 722 00:30:40,277 --> 00:30:43,346 I literally just got both kids down for the night. 723 00:30:43,447 --> 00:30:45,325 Which, it turns out, is a nightmare when the nap schedule 724 00:30:45,349 --> 00:30:47,250 - is all out of whack. - Ooh, yeah, 725 00:30:47,351 --> 00:30:49,162 no, you don't want to mess with the nap schedule. 726 00:30:49,186 --> 00:30:50,386 So I hear. 727 00:30:51,956 --> 00:30:54,824 What's all this? You, uh, you taking off tomorrow? 728 00:30:54,925 --> 00:30:57,227 TOBY: Yep. Bright and early, 729 00:30:57,328 --> 00:31:02,699 so I can make it in time for the 9:00 a.m. staff meeting. 730 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,244 Yeah, at least you have an excuse, you know? 731 00:31:04,268 --> 00:31:07,437 I live in the same city as my kids, I feel like a... 732 00:31:07,538 --> 00:31:09,639 a stranger, so... 733 00:31:11,442 --> 00:31:15,044 You know, when I first found out I was gonna be a dad, 734 00:31:15,145 --> 00:31:18,948 I kept trying to picture it, you know, in my head. 735 00:31:19,049 --> 00:31:24,454 And the image that kept popping into my mind was, uh, 736 00:31:24,555 --> 00:31:26,789 family dinner, dinner table, you know? 737 00:31:26,891 --> 00:31:29,726 Mom, dad, couple of kids. 738 00:31:32,229 --> 00:31:34,731 This was gonna be us. 739 00:31:34,832 --> 00:31:37,300 Me, Madison, the two kids. 740 00:31:37,401 --> 00:31:40,503 Square, you know? A solid... unit. 741 00:31:40,604 --> 00:31:42,739 Well, for what it's worth, that dinner table 742 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,574 isn't all it's cracked up to be. 743 00:31:44,675 --> 00:31:46,910 I sat through plenty of dinners with my parents, 744 00:31:47,011 --> 00:31:48,578 who clearly couldn't stand each other. 745 00:31:48,679 --> 00:31:53,917 I think kids would much rather have parents that are happy 746 00:31:54,018 --> 00:31:55,385 than parents who are together. 747 00:31:55,486 --> 00:32:00,390 Yeah, but I'm not happy. 748 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:08,498 You know, it's funny, when... when we're kids, 749 00:32:08,599 --> 00:32:14,170 we always, we build houses that are, uh, square, 750 00:32:14,271 --> 00:32:17,473 because we think... 751 00:32:17,574 --> 00:32:21,010 that that is the strongest shape that there is. 752 00:32:22,413 --> 00:32:25,114 But, turns out... 753 00:32:29,753 --> 00:32:33,389 ...a triangle is the strongest shape in nature. 754 00:32:33,490 --> 00:32:35,124 Strong base. 755 00:32:35,225 --> 00:32:38,861 It's capable of holding infinitely more weight... 756 00:32:40,798 --> 00:32:45,335 It is the most stable shape that there is. 757 00:32:50,808 --> 00:32:51,841 See? 758 00:32:53,243 --> 00:32:55,323 So maybe you should just stop thinking of your family 759 00:32:55,412 --> 00:32:59,349 as a square and start thinking of it as, you know, 760 00:32:59,450 --> 00:33:03,853 you, Nick, Franny. 761 00:33:03,954 --> 00:33:05,855 A triangle. 762 00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:10,136 The hell are you talking about right now, man? 763 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,462 (LAUGHS) 764 00:33:12,563 --> 00:33:15,331 I don't, I don't know. I have no idea. 765 00:33:15,432 --> 00:33:17,249 I thought I was gonna be having sex with your sister tonight. 766 00:33:17,273 --> 00:33:19,444 - Oh, come on, man. - (EXHALES) 767 00:33:24,031 --> 00:33:26,671 ("WITH YOU" BY CUJO MOON PLAYING) 768 00:33:26,783 --> 00:33:29,851 ♪ I would go anywhere with you ♪ 769 00:33:32,055 --> 00:33:35,324 ♪ Anywhere I go, it's true ♪ 770 00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:40,362 ♪ High up on the mountains ♪ 771 00:33:40,463 --> 00:33:44,099 ♪ Show me a new point of view ♪ 772 00:33:48,938 --> 00:33:51,540 ♪ Hiding in the skies so blue ♪ 773 00:33:51,641 --> 00:33:54,443 (YELLING) 774 00:33:54,544 --> 00:33:58,013 ♪ The skies, they are hiding the truth... ♪ 775 00:33:58,114 --> 00:34:00,449 - Thank you. - All right, all right. 776 00:34:00,550 --> 00:34:02,351 ♪ Floating down the river ♪ 777 00:34:02,452 --> 00:34:07,689 ♪ Reflections in the water with you ♪ 778 00:34:11,194 --> 00:34:14,262 ♪ With you ♪ 779 00:34:14,364 --> 00:34:19,601 ♪ With you, with you ♪ 780 00:34:19,702 --> 00:34:22,804 ♪ With you ♪ 781 00:34:22,905 --> 00:34:24,439 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 782 00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:28,644 ♪ With you, with you... ♪ 783 00:34:28,745 --> 00:34:32,814 Listen, I already apologized to Beth. Please... 784 00:34:32,915 --> 00:34:36,451 don't make me have this conversation with you. 785 00:34:39,422 --> 00:34:41,423 You know, today, when I saw you behind the wheel 786 00:34:41,524 --> 00:34:43,425 of that car, I thought... 787 00:34:45,595 --> 00:34:48,497 "She looks ridiculous. 788 00:34:48,598 --> 00:34:51,685 She's way too young to be driving." 789 00:34:53,269 --> 00:34:57,139 Because, to me... 790 00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:03,311 ...you look exactly like the little girl 791 00:35:03,413 --> 00:35:06,114 who came to my doorstep with everything she had 792 00:35:06,215 --> 00:35:09,918 in the world tucked into one bag. 793 00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:14,690 Now, rationally, of course, 794 00:35:14,791 --> 00:35:18,460 I knew that this little girl had already grown up quite a bit. 795 00:35:18,561 --> 00:35:23,231 And I knew that the rest of the growing up was still coming. 796 00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:25,934 I just didn't realize that it would come so quickly. 797 00:35:28,304 --> 00:35:31,840 And maybe that's why I'm having a hard time with this. 798 00:35:34,844 --> 00:35:37,646 'Cause I missed the first 12 years of your life, 799 00:35:37,747 --> 00:35:42,776 and I guess now I'm just trying to stall for time. 800 00:35:45,354 --> 00:35:50,325 To hold on to that very particular version of my Deja. 801 00:35:53,963 --> 00:35:55,731 So... 802 00:35:55,832 --> 00:35:59,534 if you would be so kind, 803 00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:03,338 please be patient with me 804 00:36:03,439 --> 00:36:08,076 as I wrap my head around this new, 805 00:36:08,177 --> 00:36:12,647 beautiful, grown-up you. 806 00:36:20,256 --> 00:36:22,591 (CLEARS THROAT) 807 00:36:22,692 --> 00:36:24,793 Mm-hmm. 808 00:36:24,894 --> 00:36:27,462 That being said, 809 00:36:27,563 --> 00:36:31,199 you are still a junior in high school, 810 00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,955 and you will not be going to visit your boyfriend 811 00:36:33,987 --> 00:36:36,404 in Boston again anytime soon. 812 00:36:43,713 --> 00:36:46,381 Well, that's going to be a problem. 813 00:36:48,351 --> 00:36:50,385 ♪ 814 00:37:14,911 --> 00:37:16,945 ♪ 815 00:37:27,590 --> 00:37:29,624 (VIBRATING) 816 00:37:34,797 --> 00:37:36,765 Why are you calling me in the middle of the night? 817 00:37:36,866 --> 00:37:40,669 Ha, uh... 818 00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:42,537 Because I'm sleeping on my sister's couch 819 00:37:42,638 --> 00:37:45,106 even though I have enough money to buy a big, fancy house, 820 00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:47,843 and because, Cassidy, I... 821 00:37:47,944 --> 00:37:53,426 (EXHALES) ...was about to call my 25-year-old costar 822 00:37:53,451 --> 00:37:55,376 who plays my stepdaughter for a booty call, 823 00:37:55,377 --> 00:37:59,447 and you live across the country and you were born before Y2K 824 00:37:59,548 --> 00:38:02,283 - and I figured you were the better option. - (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 825 00:38:02,384 --> 00:38:04,118 You really know how to flatter a girl. 826 00:38:04,219 --> 00:38:06,086 Hmm. 827 00:38:16,798 --> 00:38:18,032 Hi. 828 00:38:21,203 --> 00:38:23,437 (LAUGHS): So, I went to Menchie's 829 00:38:23,538 --> 00:38:25,473 and did the whole tornado yogurt thing myself. 830 00:38:25,574 --> 00:38:27,875 And, yeah, I got some severe looks from Darcy 831 00:38:27,976 --> 00:38:30,878 behind the counter, but I don't care. 832 00:38:34,182 --> 00:38:38,919 It is really tough with-without you here. 833 00:38:40,589 --> 00:38:42,623 I know. 834 00:38:47,262 --> 00:38:50,631 Listen, you-you know our kids way better than I do right now. 835 00:38:50,732 --> 00:38:54,735 That's just the truth, and I should be following your lead. 836 00:38:58,106 --> 00:39:01,275 Now, I know I don't need to buy any more presents, 837 00:39:01,376 --> 00:39:05,079 but I want to get one more thing, and it's for all of us. 838 00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:06,413 Can I show you? 839 00:39:06,515 --> 00:39:08,582 Okay. 840 00:39:08,683 --> 00:39:11,886 - Let me show you. Okay. - Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 841 00:39:14,289 --> 00:39:15,623 All right. 842 00:39:15,724 --> 00:39:17,925 All right. (CLEARS THROAT) 843 00:39:18,026 --> 00:39:20,361 - We already have a grill. - Au contraire, mon frère. 844 00:39:20,462 --> 00:39:22,863 This is no mere grill. 845 00:39:22,964 --> 00:39:26,467 This is a smoker. This is the Big Green Egg. 846 00:39:26,568 --> 00:39:29,370 This smoker will outlast time, global warming, 847 00:39:29,471 --> 00:39:30,882 and all the other awful things coming our way. 848 00:39:30,906 --> 00:39:32,973 Look, Kate, 849 00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:35,209 I don't want all of our memories of this time 850 00:39:35,310 --> 00:39:37,645 to be about us being apart. 851 00:39:37,746 --> 00:39:42,716 So let's make some memories of us being together. 852 00:39:42,817 --> 00:39:44,852 Let's have big old cookouts and let's eat food 853 00:39:44,953 --> 00:39:47,821 that took me, like, 900 hours to cook. 854 00:39:47,923 --> 00:39:50,724 Let's be smokers. 855 00:39:50,825 --> 00:39:53,093 - Okay. Let's be smokers. - Okay. 856 00:39:53,194 --> 00:39:55,896 Check this out. Okay. This is, this is the biggest version. 857 00:39:55,997 --> 00:39:58,432 They make all kinds of accessories for it. 858 00:39:58,533 --> 00:40:00,568 JACK: Good things come to those who wait. 859 00:40:00,669 --> 00:40:03,537 - Mm. - And we... 860 00:40:03,638 --> 00:40:08,042 are good to go. 861 00:40:08,143 --> 00:40:10,103 You know, you don't need to keep using that thing. 862 00:40:10,145 --> 00:40:12,313 It's like the literal symbol 863 00:40:12,414 --> 00:40:14,949 of the day your mom and dad's marriage blew up. 864 00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:19,320 Besides, that day almost permanently deformed 865 00:40:19,421 --> 00:40:21,956 - that near-perfect face of yours. - (LAUGHS) 866 00:40:23,858 --> 00:40:26,961 I keep it because it's delicious. 867 00:40:29,197 --> 00:40:30,898 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 868 00:40:30,999 --> 00:40:32,666 - (LAUGHS) - Yes. 869 00:40:32,767 --> 00:40:34,768 ♪ ♪ 870 00:40:57,525 --> 00:41:00,127 See? That's what today will be. 871 00:41:00,228 --> 00:41:03,564 Not the day he got lost, but the day that his dad 872 00:41:03,665 --> 00:41:07,568 made sundaes in the kitchen and put pillows on the ground. 873 00:41:07,669 --> 00:41:09,470 That is how he'll remember it. 874 00:41:09,571 --> 00:41:11,805 That's how we're gonna remember it. 875 00:41:11,906 --> 00:41:14,441 Never too late to turn a day around. 876 00:41:14,542 --> 00:41:16,210 You know, I should always listen to you. 877 00:41:16,311 --> 00:41:18,345 That's what I've been telling you. 878 00:41:24,185 --> 00:41:25,686 (SIGHS) 879 00:41:27,656 --> 00:41:28,922 (PHONE RINGING) 880 00:41:30,892 --> 00:41:32,126 Hello. 881 00:41:34,095 --> 00:41:36,397 Yeah, this is. 882 00:41:38,366 --> 00:41:41,235 (STAMMERS) Wait, what? 883 00:41:47,275 --> 00:41:49,810 No, I... 884 00:41:49,911 --> 00:41:51,945 I understand. 885 00:41:55,283 --> 00:41:59,053 Okay, um... 886 00:41:59,154 --> 00:42:00,821 Yeah. Thank you. 887 00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:07,094 Who was that? 888 00:42:12,734 --> 00:42:14,501 My mom died. 889 00:42:15,906 --> 00:42:19,437 sync and corrections by awaqeded www.addic7ed.com.