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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Dr. Sturgis will be
joining us for dinner.
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I thought he was in the nuthouse.
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We do not call it that.
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That's what Dad calls it.
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I don't think we should be in
a romantic relationship anymore.
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Are you crazy?
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I mean, poor choice of words, but...
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are you crazy?!
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Did you know there's
a, uh, supercollider
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being built in Waxahachie, Texas?
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No.
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I've taken a job there.
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Well, I hope that you're ready
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to hear him freak out when you tell him.
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A supercollider?!
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Well, you can't say no to that.
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I give up.
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Ooh, can you get me a bumper sticker?
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ADULT SHELDON: I never
cared for surprises.
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My meemaw, on the other hand,
thought they were "a hoot."
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And it's a good thing, because
instead of finding the paper
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on her doorstep, she found...
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- [doorbell rings]
- [Meemaw gasps]
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What are you doing here?
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I wanted to surprise you.
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Mission accomplished.
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Oh, good.
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So how's everything going
with your supercollider?
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Well, up until Wednesday
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at 6:43, wonderful.
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What happened at 6:43?
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That's when they fired me.
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What? Why did they fire you?
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Eh, probably because of
what happened at 6:14.
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REPORTER: So, Dr.
Sturgis, what would you say
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to local residents who are concerned
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about the supercollider's safety?
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Is there a chance that Waxahachie
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could be the next Chernobyl?
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Absolutely not.
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The supercollider is very different
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from a nuclear power plant.
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This can't melt down.
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The worst it could do would be
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to create a microscopic black hole.
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And what would that do?
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Well, it's unlikely,
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but, uh, it could grow
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until it swallowed up the entire Earth.
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And possibly the Moon.
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Next question.
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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Do you really think your supercollider
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could make a black hole?
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There is about
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a one-in-a-trillion chance it could.
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Friendly advice... next time
somebody asks you if your work
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could destroy the world,
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just say no.
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I'm not sure there's
gonna be a next time.
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What do you mean?
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I've been doing science all my life.
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[stammers] It's time for something else.
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Like what?
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Maybe scrimshaw?
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That's, uh, carving art into whale bone.
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You really want to spend
your day carving a whale bone?
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I don't know what else I'd do with it.
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Oh, come on, you're a scientist.
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This is just silly.
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Connie...
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I'm 72 and just lost my dream job.
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[chuckles]
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Right now, uh...
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I think I need to, uh...
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take a step back.
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The Texan in me wants to
say get back on the horse.
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But I won't.
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SHELDON: It's so exciting he's back.
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How did he look?
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The same.
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Good, I was afraid he
might've shrunk more.
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Although maybe you both
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Hey!
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I'm still taller than you, so watch it.
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It'll be great to have
him back at the university.
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Actually... doesn't sound
like he's going back.
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Why not?
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He's a little upset about getting fired,
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and... says he's ready for a change.
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An old person trying
something new? That's funny.
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You'll be old one day, too, pal.
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I already don't like new things.
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Bring it on.
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Why would I rehire him?
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He just caused a panic
about the supercollider.
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They say there's no such
thing as bad publicity.
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- That's a quote from P.T. Barnum.
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Do you care that the
"P" stood for Phineas?
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- No.
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- Great.
- Taylor.
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Sheldon, Dr. Sturgis quit right
before the semester started.
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He left me in the lurch.
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And this is your chance
to be the bigger person.
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I don't want to be the bigger person.
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I'll be the small, petty
person. That's way more fun.
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Please? It would make me
really happy if he came back.
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And you said yourself
my happiness is important
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to the university.
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Are you trying to manipulate me?
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Hey, being small and petty is fun.
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Anyway, Dr. Sturgis, we'd love
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to have you back here.
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What do you mean, "other job"?
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What other job?
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STURGIS: Hi, Mary.
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Hey, John.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I lost my job.
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So while I'm figuring
things out, I'm a bag boy.
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Although at my age,
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"boy" is pushing it. [laughs]
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Aren't you a little...
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[whispers]: overqualified?
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[whispers]: Very.
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Hey, why don't you join
us for dinner this weekend.
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Sheldon would love to see you.
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Oh, that'd be wonderful.
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MAN [over P.A.]: Cleanup on aisle two.
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That's me. Madge, can
you finish up here?
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I have a date with a mop.
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[chuckling]
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He's really smart.
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Thanks for inviting
John to dinner tonight.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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I've been a little
bit worried about him.
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You know, with what happened last time.
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At least he didn't seem
unstable when I talked to him.
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The man has a doctorate in science,
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and he's filling people's grocery bags.
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He actually did a really nice job.
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He put the heavy things on the bottom.
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He kept the cold things together.
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Mary.
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Well, they don't always do that.
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I just hate to see
him give up like this.
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Who you talking about?
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Dr. Sturgis.
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What'd he give up?
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Science.
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He's working at a grocery store.
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At least he didn't give up being weird.
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He is also coming over
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for dinner, so behave yourself.
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I can behave at school
or I can behave at home.
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I can't do both.
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Well, it's so wonderful to see you all.
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Thank you for having me.
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It's great to see you, too.
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And, Mary, I believe I recognize
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these tater tots
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from when I packed them in your bag.
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You're killing me.
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So you work at the grocery store now?
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I do.
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Just out of curiosity,
would you say I look 21?
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Mm, I suppose.
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And what nights do you work again?
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He's not selling you beer.
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Well, of course not.
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I can't believe they would fire you
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just for mentioning a
theory about black holes.
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It's just as well.
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It was time this old horse
was put out to pasture.
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Don't say that.
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You're not old.
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- He's not?
- No.
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- But look at his bald head.
- Eat your peas.
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I can't understand why you wouldn't want
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to come back to the university.
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Science is a young man's game.
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But we could work on something together.
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If you average out our ages,
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we're a lean, mean 41 and a half.
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Still too old to be bagging groceries.
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I know it's unorthodox,
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- but I'm enjoying it.
- [siren blaring]
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Tornado this time of year?
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There's not a cloud in the sky.
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Information is still
coming in, but a black hole
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has been detected in Waxahachie, Texas.
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Oh, my Lord.
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Sources report it was caused
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by the supercollider.
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The black hole is growing exponentially
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across Texas, destroying
everything in its path.
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This is an emergency situation.
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Repeat, this is an emergency situat...
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John, what do we do?
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There's nothing we can do.
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He's right. It's going to
create a gravitational field
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that'll consume everything around it.
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Should we evacuate?
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We can't. We could never outrun it.
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Well, how much time do we have?
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Minutes, at best.
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[electricity crackling]
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- Daddy, I'm scared.
- It's okay, baby.
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We need to pray right now.
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You do that. I'm having a beer.
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Oh, everybody hold hands.
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Heavenly Father, watch over us...
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I don't want to spend my
last moments on Earth praying.
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Yeah, if we only got a few minutes left,
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I want to spend it talking to y'all.
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You are all the light of my life.
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And I love you so much.
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[crashing outside]
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- Daddy.
- Oh, I got you.
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I'm not letting go.
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I never said it enough,
but I love y'all.
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Kids,
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you have made me a very proud father.
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I'm not ready.
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There are so many things I want to do.
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Well, you better pick one right now.
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[panting] O-Okay, um...
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And I just want to say I'm
sorry for any time I was bad
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and any time I was mean to Sheldon.
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It's okay.
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It's just so funny when he's upset.
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But I'm still sorry about it.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Dad,
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I've been awful, especially to you.
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- No, you haven't.
- I have.
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Well, we're good.
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Okay, we are done
talking. I love you all,
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but it is really time to pray.
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ALL: Our Father, who art in heaven,
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hallowed be thy name.
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Thy kingdom come,
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thy will be done on
Earth as it is in heaven.
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Is that really what would
happen if there was a black hole?
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One of the possibilities.
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Are they all such a bummer?
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Not necessarily. There's a theory
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that an event like that
could open a wormhole
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into an alternate universe.
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So what goes on in
an alternate universe?
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Anything, really. It
could be slightly different
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from this one or the complete opposite.
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That's true.
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So if a black hole transports us
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to an alternate universe,
w-would we even know it?
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STURGIS: Probably not.
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[Southern accent]:
To us, it'd be as normal
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as boots on a cowboy.
264
00:10:09,447 --> 00:10:12,318
That is wild.
265
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,867
Dr. Sturgis is correct.
266
00:10:13,870 --> 00:10:16,452
If indeed we grew up
in another universe,
267
00:10:16,454 --> 00:10:19,238
our sense of normality would
be formed by that universe.
268
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,065
That's enough. There
are no other universes.
269
00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:23,179
The Bible tells us
God created the Earth,
270
00:10:23,182 --> 00:10:25,026
not the Earths.
271
00:10:25,028 --> 00:10:27,742
Ugh, why did I have to marry a preacher?
272
00:10:27,745 --> 00:10:30,914
Because it was God's will
to bless us with union.
273
00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:33,469
I hope it's his plan that
I hit the clubs tonight,
274
00:10:33,471 --> 00:10:36,255
'cause that's gonna happen. [laughs]
275
00:10:36,257 --> 00:10:39,040
Why am I the only normal
one in this family?
276
00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:41,347
If you're the only normal
one, statistically speaking,
277
00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:42,739
you're abnormal.
278
00:10:42,741 --> 00:10:44,741
[chuckles] Freak.
279
00:10:44,743 --> 00:10:47,440
Stop picking on him. You're
gonna give him a complex
280
00:10:47,442 --> 00:10:49,148
and he'll end up in therapy.
281
00:10:49,151 --> 00:10:51,574
You New Yorkers and your therapy.
282
00:10:51,576 --> 00:10:53,010
The only therapy I ever got
283
00:10:53,012 --> 00:10:55,883
was on my backside from Pappy's belt.
284
00:10:55,885 --> 00:10:58,909
Oh, spanking. That's hot.
285
00:10:58,912 --> 00:11:01,192
I think you should all be in therapy.
286
00:11:01,195 --> 00:11:03,414
All the answers I need are right here.
287
00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:05,893
Hey, I know what'll
make this family happy.
288
00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:07,199
A puppy.
289
00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:10,387
Animals are excellent
for emotional support.
290
00:11:10,390 --> 00:11:12,943
The only thing I need
for emotional support
291
00:11:12,945 --> 00:11:17,818
is a warm shotgun and a cold beer.
292
00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,602
This guy knows how to party.
293
00:11:19,604 --> 00:11:23,954
You seem to be interested in
this alternative universe thing.
294
00:11:23,956 --> 00:11:26,000
Maybe that's something
you could work on.
295
00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:27,523
[regular accent]: Maybe
there's another universe
296
00:11:27,525 --> 00:11:29,458
where I'm already doing that.
297
00:11:29,461 --> 00:11:33,050
Sure, but maybe you could do it in both.
298
00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:35,314
[chuckles] What are you getting at?
299
00:11:35,316 --> 00:11:39,056
Just that instead of wasting
your time bagging groceries,
300
00:11:39,058 --> 00:11:41,798
you could be working
on something worthwhile.
301
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,750
There's nothing wrong with
me trying something new.
302
00:11:45,753 --> 00:11:47,935
But you've got a PhD.
303
00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:49,992
You're the smartest person here.
304
00:11:49,995 --> 00:11:52,743
- Well...
- Connie, I'm happy
305
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,614
doing what I'm doing right now.
306
00:11:54,617 --> 00:11:55,676
I don't believe that.
307
00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:58,250
Excuse me. You know more
308
00:11:58,252 --> 00:12:00,804
about how I should
live my life than I do?
309
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,757
Yeah, maybe.
310
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,304
May I speak with you outside?
311
00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:09,435
John, I'm sorry, I don't mean to push,
312
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,046
but I just, I worry about you.
313
00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:13,656
You do?
314
00:12:13,658 --> 00:12:14,788
Of course.
315
00:12:14,790 --> 00:12:17,093
You know I care about you.
316
00:12:17,096 --> 00:12:18,890
That means a lot.
317
00:12:20,795 --> 00:12:22,578
The truth is,
318
00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:25,798
if I could live in
an alternate universe,
319
00:12:25,801 --> 00:12:30,238
I'd live in one where we never broke up.
320
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,198
Hope it's okay to say that.
321
00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:36,331
It is.
322
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,768
Because I wish it, too.
323
00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,598
Oh, Connie.
324
00:12:40,601 --> 00:12:42,165
Oh, John.
325
00:12:45,955 --> 00:12:47,304
John?
326
00:12:48,315 --> 00:12:50,141
- John?
- Huh?
327
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,583
If you could live in
an alternate universe,
328
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:53,995
what would it be?
329
00:12:55,095 --> 00:12:58,141
Oh, I haven't really
given it any thought.
330
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,314
Another theory of black holes
331
00:13:09,339 --> 00:13:11,227
involves Hawking radiation.
332
00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:14,080
Right. Near the event horizon,
333
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:16,562
virtual particles are being created.
334
00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:18,520
Actually, twin virtual particles.
335
00:13:18,522 --> 00:13:21,436
Wait, what's an "event horizon"?
336
00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:22,899
It just means the edge.
337
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,380
Why not say "the edge"?
338
00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:26,964
The guitar player for
U2 is called the Edge.
339
00:13:26,966 --> 00:13:29,575
What does that have to do with anything?
340
00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:31,577
I'm participating in the conversation.
341
00:13:31,579 --> 00:13:33,361
You're just sitting there like a lump.
342
00:13:33,363 --> 00:13:34,852
[chuckles] "Lump."
343
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,278
Anyway, ordinarily, the
particles would collide
344
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,845
and destroy each other.
345
00:13:38,847 --> 00:13:42,588
But in this instance, they
could exist simultaneously.
346
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:45,591
And what is the significance of that?
347
00:13:45,593 --> 00:13:47,375
I can participate, smart-ass.
348
00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:48,768
Good job, lump.
349
00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,596
SHELDON: One interpretation would be,
350
00:13:50,598 --> 00:13:52,337
if I was standing at the event horizon,
351
00:13:52,339 --> 00:13:54,774
I could interact with my own twin.
352
00:13:54,776 --> 00:13:57,211
I've interacted with
you. It's not great.
353
00:13:57,213 --> 00:14:01,346
I think if there were two
of me, we'd be unstoppable.
354
00:14:01,348 --> 00:14:03,868
So, if we add the information entropy,
355
00:14:03,871 --> 00:14:05,758
we'll get the result we're looking for.
356
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:06,960
That's brilliant.
357
00:14:06,962 --> 00:14:08,527
I had a feeling you'd like it.
358
00:14:08,529 --> 00:14:10,529
♪
359
00:14:10,531 --> 00:14:13,184
That's what the back of
my head looks like. Nice.
360
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,326
Hmm. We'll call it the
Cooper-Cooper Theorem.
361
00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:19,581
Perfect. Wait, which Cooper comes first?
362
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,148
- This Cooper.
- Why you?
363
00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,008
I'm the original. You're just my twin.
364
00:14:23,011 --> 00:14:24,586
Don't say it like you're better than me.
365
00:14:24,588 --> 00:14:25,936
We're exactly the same.
366
00:14:25,938 --> 00:14:28,199
I don't appreciate
your condescending tone.
367
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,984
It's your tone. We're the same person.
368
00:14:30,986 --> 00:14:33,334
If we're the same person,
why are you so annoying?
369
00:14:33,336 --> 00:14:34,988
- Stop it.
- You stop it.
370
00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:36,555
What are you gonna do about it?
371
00:14:36,557 --> 00:14:38,731
I don't know, I've never
been in a fight before.
372
00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:40,735
Well, you're about to be.
373
00:14:41,779 --> 00:14:43,823
This is ridiculous. Are you done?
374
00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:45,042
Not even close.
375
00:14:45,044 --> 00:14:47,044
Then Sheldon One grabs Sheldon Two...
376
00:14:47,046 --> 00:14:49,611
- ♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
- [screaming]
377
00:14:49,613 --> 00:14:52,179
♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
378
00:14:52,181 --> 00:14:55,356
♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
379
00:14:55,358 --> 00:14:56,868
Ow, ow, my eyes!
380
00:14:56,871 --> 00:14:58,794
- My eyes.
- Are you okay?
381
00:14:58,796 --> 00:15:00,492
I am now.
382
00:15:00,494 --> 00:15:01,841
Okay, enough.
383
00:15:01,843 --> 00:15:03,758
That's how you participate.
384
00:15:07,631 --> 00:15:09,936
Thank you for walking me home.
385
00:15:09,938 --> 00:15:12,243
It's the gentlemanly thing to do.
386
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,028
Although to be honest,
if we were attacked,
387
00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:17,596
I'd be counting on you
to get us out of it.
388
00:15:17,598 --> 00:15:18,947
[chuckles]
389
00:15:20,861 --> 00:15:22,774
- John?
- Yeah?
390
00:15:22,777 --> 00:15:25,299
Are you doing okay?
391
00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:28,433
Well, getting fired was tough,
392
00:15:28,435 --> 00:15:32,263
- but I'm glad to be back here in town.
- Mm.
393
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,570
I'm glad you're back, too.
394
00:15:35,572 --> 00:15:39,052
But if you feel yourself slipping again,
395
00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:42,751
promise me you'll get some help.
396
00:15:42,753 --> 00:15:45,015
I promise.
397
00:15:45,017 --> 00:15:49,584
Well, good. I worry about you.
398
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:50,977
You do?
399
00:15:50,979 --> 00:15:53,545
Of course.
400
00:15:53,547 --> 00:15:55,201
That means a lot.
401
00:15:57,287 --> 00:16:00,421
Well, this is me.
402
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:05,818
Guess I'll be seeing you
next time you go shopping?
403
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:08,823
[chuckles] I look forward to it.
404
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,868
Connie?
405
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:14,176
Yeah?
406
00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:18,441
Tuesdays are double coupons.
407
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,836
Good to know.
408
00:16:26,493 --> 00:16:30,364
ADULT SHELDON: We often
regret the things we don't say.
409
00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:33,333
There's a lot of things I
wish I had said to my dad
410
00:16:33,336 --> 00:16:35,848
while he was around.
411
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:38,242
That I appreciated him.
412
00:16:38,244 --> 00:16:41,158
That I loved him.
413
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,232
Which is why I'm grateful for the times
414
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,771
I did tell him how I felt.
415
00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:47,164
Tonight was fun.
416
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,731
Yeah? Why is that?
417
00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:52,038
Dr. Sturgis was here.
418
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,867
Everybody talked about science.
419
00:16:54,869 --> 00:16:56,610
It was nice.
420
00:16:56,613 --> 00:16:58,438
It was.
421
00:17:15,226 --> 00:17:17,096
How are you?
422
00:17:17,153 --> 00:17:18,630
You got I.D.?
423
00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,025
Yeah.
424
00:17:22,636 --> 00:17:25,811
Dang it. I must have left
it in my wife's minivan.
425
00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:27,465
I can't sell this to you.
426
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:28,988
I'm 21, I swear.
427
00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:30,251
You can ask Dr. Sturgis.
428
00:17:30,253 --> 00:17:32,427
- Who?
- The old guy over there.
429
00:17:32,429 --> 00:17:33,819
Dr. Sturgis!
430
00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:35,214
Hey!
431
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,397
Never mind.
432
00:17:50,358 --> 00:17:56,022
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